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Seabee 04/01/2022 (Fri) 18:45:43 [Preview] No. 3511
Came across this in a local Colorado Newspaper.


Seabee 04/01/2022 (Fri) 18:48:22 [Preview] No.3512 del
APRIL FOOLS!


Anonymous 04/01/2022 (Fri) 20:34:34 [Preview] No.3513 del
>>3512

you're telling me that i just murdered an innocent man?


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 00:16:20 [Preview] No.3514 del
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damn dude you got me, I should've noticed at a glance that the text was on top of the ribbon but I was laser focused on the text right at first.
too bad, I could've finally been free.


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 01:07:11 [Preview] No.3517 del
Anyone that really knows Ash knows she ain't getting married to just anybody. It even irks her when she hears about young people getting married so soon. She's not really interested in marriage. If you proposed to Ash, she'd probably say "Why?".


Seabee 04/02/2022 (Sat) 02:21:19 [Preview] No.3520 del
>>3513
>>3514
>>3517
Heh, heh, good one guys.


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 03:24:09 [Preview] No.3525 del
>>3517
so what? you meet someone, you go on dates, you steady date, and then you get married if you're reasonably sure about them. it's been 7 years, she could easily be married by now.


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 05:44:57 [Preview] No.3530 del
>>3525
She's just turning 23. She not about that life cuck.


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 05:59:55 [Preview] No.3531 del
>>3530
how do you know nigger
post a peer reviewed study


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Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 08:09:35 [Preview] No.3534 del
>>3533
you've gotta face the facts. she's a pretty girl. pretty girls get hit on a lot and eventually someone who checks enough boxes rolls by.
chances are some tall handsome anglo-saxon phenotype boy with glasses swept her off her feet in high school or college and they have a kid by now.
and don't flatter yourself by calling it "cucking" either, cucking is a triangle-like picture, whereas this is more two dots with a connecting line, and another dot over on the other side of the page. you aren't her bitter ex-boyfriend who she betrayed, you're some fucking guy who she doesn't know fawning over her on the internet.
with some luck maybe she'll be nice and tell us she's married so we can be done with the fantasies.


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 08:54:32 [Preview] No.3535 del
>>3534
whatever you need to tell yourself to cope


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 12:50:19 [Preview] No.3541 del
>>3512
hah good one!
>>3534
Dont know about a kid but she more than likely has a boyfriend and some you guys need to deal with that.
>>3517
Its been 7 years and she was just an edgy teenager when she made those videos, she probably has grown out of that phase and changed her mind on a lot of things


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 15:29:44 [Preview] No.3544 del
>>3534
لا سمح الله

she will be mine


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 15:54:50 [Preview] No.3545 del
>>3535
what a retarded response, what exactly would I be coping with dumbass? stop lying to yourself


greta thunberg 04/02/2022 (Sat) 19:05:34 [Preview] No.3547 del
I think about all the piss she just flushes into the sewer. I could be drinking that stuff, man. If she cared an iota about mother gaia she would bottle it for me to consume. Just leave it on my doorstep like that milkman. Except it'd be Ash pee that I pour over my Cheerios. Wouldn't even need sugar. Ash pee tastes like honey nut on its own. There's an Islamic saying that every time a menstruating woman urinates the earth screams. I'd scream too. "Give me more of that Ash cider," I'd scream. "I'm hella thirsty."


Anonymous 04/02/2022 (Sat) 21:42:05 [Preview] No.3549 del
>>3545
you seem like a woman. i stay in colorado faggot. i worked seasonally at a resort for a few years. ashley and i have already actually met and she wasn't freaked out by me at all. why do you even care?


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 00:59:59 [Preview] No.3555 del
>>3545
lmao, you mad?


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 01:44:26 [Preview] No.3556 del
>>3549
>>3555
alright you're lying first of all, and what exactly are you implying? you're gonna be her bf and I'm the one who's deluded for saying that you're not?


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 02:09:51 [Preview] No.3558 del
>>3556
i have nothing to prove and everything to gain


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 02:28:05 [Preview] No.3559 del
>>3558
you're a literal psychopath. I hope God kills you before you hurt her or someone close to her.


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 03:10:31 [Preview] No.3560 del
>>3559
yes, but you forgot narcissist and machiavellian


Anonymous 04/03/2022 (Sun) 06:23:30 [Preview] No.3563 del
Alright guys. Let's all hold hands in a circle and say 5 nice things about each other.


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Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 06:34:20 [Preview] No.3570 del
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>>3563
Uncut
>has a nice beard
>has 88 in his name
>is good at dancing
>generously shares his PPs with everyone or plans to do so soon
>has stayed in California, as all Californians should

Seabee
>writes beautiful poetry
>is getting his money's worth on that windows 95 PC
>works exclusively in ms paint because adobe products are for suckas
>fought bravely against the enemies of Israel
>doesn't waste any precious space of his 10GB harddrive on a reaction pic folder

Zack
>knows everyone loves remasters, just like record companies
>good at photoshop
>great at image processing programs that do all the work for you
>doesn't want you to join the discord, tells you to leave
>celebrates valentine's day all year long

Sev
>has sex drive through the roof but is redpilled on womyn
>has cool dreams
>lives in one of the only two based Euro countries
>doesn't care about Ashley, only the board and the discord
>milks his government's welfare system, because they deserve it

Duke
>knows everything about Vandread
>thoroughly psychoanalyzed Vandread
>exposed Vandread
>works out right before bed so he sleeps better
>searching for Vandread so he can expose her/him/it yet again

LB
>has a vivid imagination
>tells lots of funny stories
>knows all the tricks to seduce dumb women with daddy issues
>knows that age is just a number
>still in the closet (based)

Luke
>got to pretend-boyfriend status with Ashley (farther than anyone else)
>there are 2 of him, which is more than 1
>has a 5/10 beard
>skin is blemish free in pictures just like people in magazines
>has a 60% chance of not killing himself

Ashley
>makes new content at least once every 7 years
>kicked my ass at M...Garfield Kart
>knows Queen sucks
>is still a KV, true to her name (bet you've never heard that one before)
>only makes me cry twice a day

did I miss anyone?


Laughing_Boy 04/04/2022 (Mon) 09:30:56 [Preview] No.3572 del
>>3570
>still in the closet
Hey asshole, I don't appreciate being outed like this.


Anonymous 04/04/2022 (Mon) 13:29:58 [Preview] No.3573 del
>>3570
>Zack
>knows everyone loves remasters, just like record companies

you found me out, got the hunchback but it just ties in with my culture (I swear Im not jewish i swear)


Seabee 04/05/2022 (Tue) 00:57:10 [Preview] No.3578 del
>>3570
My brother, Anon, in a word you are astute
Your perceptions of me are without refute
Anon, please join us in the namefag union
As elite and noble as it is
You certainly seem proven

One minor correction, I am currently running a Windows 7 computer not a Windows 95 but close enough. I'm afraid anything more current would just tax to the limit my non technical cerebrum.

It goes without saying but I'll say it anyway that I do admire you and those on this board that can download programs to achieve wanted results that would daze and confuse the uninitiated such as myself.


Anonymous 04/05/2022 (Tue) 01:22:50 [Preview] No.3581 del
>>3578
good on you, window 7 was the last good one


Anonymous 04/05/2022 (Tue) 01:28:15 [Preview] No.3582 del
>>3579
wow, what a deal!



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