Certainly not I sir but I know of someone who most certainly may.

>>439
if he even have a chance and is worthy to challenge derrick the beast, I'm interested in knowing about this mysterious someone.

This mysterious someone is the only man worthy enough to lick the boots of The Ash and kiss the ground she walks on, the one and only Clint Eastwood.

>>441
if he is lucky the ash may show him mercy and allow him to apologize by licking the boots and licking the ground she walks on. she will only allow him to the challenge to have fun humiliating his ass.

>>442
Perhaps you are correct. And perhaps the only one worthy of Ashley is Ashley herself.
With the technology of cloning soon she may be her own protagonist.

>>443
I would be honored if derrick shot up my school, imagine seeing derrick the beast mowing down people and finishing them off with some karate kicks and plows, what a beautiful sight to behold before death.

derrick can get the d in his tight little boipussi. his mom can get it too.

derrick da beast is the coolest kid in school, fuck the other kids they will pay

Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that delicate effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.

Derrick da Beast, no, more like Derrick da Wus. Look at those beautiful emerald green eyes and that gorgeous effeminate face. Derrick shouldn't let his mouth write a check that his little butt can't cash.

>>463
stop posting traps, k? thanks.

>>462
derrick isn't just running his mouth, this ain't some gun range boy, he is the real deal. he may be very pretty and delicate but you don't really want his beastly wrath.

>>465
My apologies, it's just that I was so taken by Derrick's ethereal beauty.

DerrickDaBeast rap and speech at the end, very relatable stuff

"Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone"

Joni Mitchell

>>471
she's beautiful

>>472
Yes she is and that's an understatement.

>>471
just bee

>>474
She always said that she wasn't much for sports but I can just imagine her on a longboard or a shortboard maneuvering a 6 foot wave wearing a Billabong or O'Neill wetsuit, boggles the mind

>>476
the light of the Ash will always banish the darkness anon

>>477
So true, so true. I only posted the turn the lights off post because it had been over 2 weeks since the last post and was afraid people were losing interest in our girl even though it has been 6 years without her. Wow, has it been that long, tempus fugit, sigh.

>>478
6 years is a long time, I think even if its slow here, people still like Ashley and some new people still discover her and like her. in my opinion she is the coolest girl on the internet. it is very interesting that you are still here, maybe you still feel nostalgic for a discussion about Ashley and the times you had when this place was busier.

>>479
Yes, six years IS a long time but it seems like only yesterday, I wish it was yesterday once more, heh,heh. Yeah, this board is slow. Sometimes I wonder if it's just you and me and maybe 2 or 3 other posters. When 8 chan was up her board was quite busy and I deemed her an international star since one poster was from Australia and there was a poster from Portugal. I enjoyed posting them, they were cool guys. Yeah, nostalgia has set in.

When 8chan went down taking Ashley's board with it I found this Endchan by accident, went through all the various boards and found Ashley's board. I went on various boards giving Ashley's URL on Endchan hoping some of the old crew from 8chan would see it but it seems that nobody noticed.

She WAS the coolest girl on the internet and now 6 years have passed and maybe she's even cooler. I just hope she hasn't lost that quirky, edgy offbeat sense of humor that made her so unique (along with her extreme cuteness of course).

One of the bigger debates when 8chan was up was will she ever return. Some felt she would and some said, "No way." Well it's been 6 years so I guess the later was right. Oh well, live in hope and die in despair.

>>480
not him but i mostly lurk. 8chan dying really fucked up "our" type of boards i was more into agatha
out of all the e-girls, i think it's only sunny that's properly active with rose giving us the odd christmas video.
why are we still here?

>>480
I also found this board by accident, slow board but very comfy and nice. most people moved on after 6 years but some true fans still exist and it says a lot about Ashley, she is truly the best girl. maybe it is better for her to stay offline, nothing too bad happened and she probably remembers it as fun and not the worst thing she did, unlike other girls who went on chans.

>>481
rose's approach is good, not too involved but also not completely gone, wish other girls who are afraid of the toxicity and controversy take rose's approach, but everyone is different, rose's content now is not controversial or toxic its just Christmas videos.
>why are we still here?
just to suffer of coarse.

>>481
>why are we here
I'm here mostly in the hope that someone who knows more about the Ash than I do, even tangentially, will let us know how she's doing or what she's doing and is she happy and it's just nice to post with other guys who like her like I do. And yes, I wish that the Ash would take a page from Rose's playbook (even though the Ash didn't seem to care for Rose that much) and at least make one vid a year or even just make one vid to let us know how she's doing.

>>481
just to suffer

>>440
I believe I am the man you are searching for

>>475
Lmao, that's not a pic of Ashley my dude. You fell for LB's ruse.

>>970
sadly derrick da beast was unvaxxed and died of long covid
https://vocaroo.com/1cqouGI1cq1V class="quoteLink" href="/ashleyj/res/438.html#970">>>970

>>2646
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A PINEAPPLE, POUR HOT SAUCE ON MY DICK, AND RUB SANDPAPER ON MY NIPPLES

...hello Ashley. I'm glad you're alive.

>>2646
heh, hearing that voice brought a tear to my eye. Ashley, I don't care that modern medical science has made you a monster. I still want to be your Chris Ulmer

The Queen has returned https://youtu.be/vOf78z3Hi4U?t=180

>>2646
fake and gay

damn how am I ever gonna compete with Uncut

>>2657
You can't. None of us can compete with Uncut. He had already won her heart years ago by begging for Ashley's pp. Ashley moved out to Redding, California to be with him. https://opengovus.com/california-license/1005M-342193

>>2646
agreed Poo/Pee, I got my 7th booster shot and my 5g wifi connection is sooo good! I am dominating in FORTNITE!

>>2659
>He had already won her heart years ago
you mean he won poo'r heart

>>2646
well well look what the cat dragged in

>>2646
wow poo's still BASED.

>>2645
damn, derrick is dead? his mom seeing anybody at the moment?

this means she's doing a valentines day stream now right? right.

>>2677
lmao, wasn't that the stream she said she wouldn't do? almost six years later, "hi guys, i'm really glad you all waited for me, i'd like you all to meet someone very special to me, my fiancé"

>>2680
yeah I wanna know if she and Ron ever moved things forward

>>2684
idk man? Ron is getting up in age. he was looking a little thin even back then

>>2645
rip to a real one

>>2687
poor kid, you could tell he was already sick in the first pic

>>2646
you know, vaccines really are a miracle of modern science, I strongly encourage anyone holding out to go try them. it's harmless, it's cool, everyone's doing it. I've gotten the pfizer, the moderna, the J&J, and all the boosters for each. I wish the next booster would come out already. when that needle goes in and it hits the brain it's like MMMMMMMMMMM. like when you get that first hit of coke after being up the river for 8 months.
idk what you antivaxxers are talking about.

did seabee die in combat? I've been anticipating more beautiful poetry all day

we could use a poetry thread, but then again, this whole board is poetry

>>2693
yes, a long free form dadaist poem about the dangers of autism

>>2691
>when that needle goes in and it hits the brain

mate i think they're doing it wrong

>>2695
roflmao i'm beginning to think none of you virgins have had vaxigna.

>>2700
when u fail penis inspection day

Ash do one about the 2020 election

>>2700
shutup needledick

>>2646
scabies, full body rash, loss of hair... sounds like she- i mean poo has turned into a zombie. She did- sorry, pee did return from the dead too.

>>2707
And even after all that, poo still looks better than lori lightfoot

I always said that Lori Lightfoot is one ugly black woman. Damn, she's so ugly even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her. She has to tie a steak around her neck for her dog to play with her. And what's with the name Lightfoot? Is she another politician trying to pass herself off as a native American like that ass hole Elisabeth Warren.

lori lightfoot look like bill cosby's mini-me

>>2705
t. nigga who gets zero pfussy

>>2707
Ashley Jones, future astronaut, doctor, engineer: a poo barely alive

Gentlemen we can rebuild poo
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic whoa man
Ashley Jones will be that whoa man
Better than poo was before
Better, Stronger, Faster

>>2719
hmmmm six million?
I dunno man... that seem like a lot.
nah, I'm not buyin it.

>>2720
we won't have to pay for a thing. i'm taking a page from trump's the art of the steal. we're gonna "ask" for $1 donations from 6 million kikes in jew york to our blm charity called "black mail matters". our organization makes sure that all the jail monkeys and cell gorillas get care packages sent to them from their gang members back at home and if the kikes don't want to cooperate...i mean donate. we tell them it's no longer just a secret between you and your rabbi now that james o'queef knows. they will be so hardpressed that they will have to ease up on that dollar. it will be just like another shoah

Hey everyone, speaking of money. I just invested in this dope NFT of Ashley's post.
Only cost me $5,800.

I'm going to be soo rich dude!

She's not coming back. She must have happened onto this board sometime ago and after reading through most of the threads, she decided to post that vocaroo to fuck with the few of you that are still holding on to that para-social relationship trying to dox her. If she was returning, she would have said so. That recording is just her way of mocking you for still being here.

>>2728
>trying to dox her
That sounds like libel. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

>>2728
So you're saying she's back? Hey, right on, brother.


>>2720

More like several hundred thousand... man, am I right?

>>2728
please fuck off, she's not a retard like your tinder dates. your obvious reverse psychology isn't going to work.

>>2734
You've been waiting six fucking years just to get a minute recording of her telling you to kill yourself faggot. What did you think was going to happen? She was just going to come back into our lives and single you out to fall in love with because you both like the same hipster music? You probably don't even like her music. You've just watched her livestreams and tried to figure out shit about her like everyone else has. She is never going to love you LB.

>>2735
you have a very distinct writing style, everyone can tell it's you despite changing your name and capitalization patterns. and the only music you listen to is the background music in porn.
we've got some bad people here. very very bad people. they're not sending their best.

>>2735
heh you didn't think it would be that easy did you?
>>2735
who is he? i don't mind tho
>>2736
who? Seabee?

>>2739
Not me, brother, I always namefag.

Ashley, just ignore them. I can protect you from me.

>>2739
no not Seabee, LB (Laughing Boy). he was talking to me as if I was him for some fucked up reason. he's a sociopath.

>>2745
SSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOP TTHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEFFFFF
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2745
>stop the steal!
>stop the steal!
STOP THE STEAL!
>stop the steal!
STOP IT DAMMIT!
>stop the steal!
STOP THE STEAL! >stop the steal!
>stop the steal!
STOP THE STEAL!

so it's not gonna be a weekly thing huh

need more mommy milky

If the Ash now wants to be called"Pooh" I'll be her Christopher Robin.

>>2774
and if she's down with p then she's down with me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k [Embed]

>>2772
that looks a lot like my step mum I'm incredibility uncomfortable right now.

>>2718
>>2719
If I'm going to invest, I need to know... since Ashley has bunions, will this 6 million dollar whoa man version of her- I mean of pee, will it... include the bunions?

>>2778
medical science has only come so far man but assure you we have the finest chinese scientists and engineers working on this

best i can do is wind up toy feet stabilizers

>>2779
I know it'll be constructed with every safety protocol if chinese scientists are involved

>>2777
For shame. Anon used an age progression program on Pooh's face. He violated Pooh's 3rd commandment: "Thou shall not in any way shape or form besmirch the countenance of Ashley lest you be condemned to suffer hell fire for all eternity. Here is the original photo.

>>2783
thanks seabee I was worried it was actually real, you're always looking out for us

i don't get it

>>2785
don't worry, I'll explain it to you:

>>2783
pee instated no such provision.

>>2787
egad
look at those humbungalobumbas

>>2787
¡Ay, caramba!

>>2787
>ashley with disgusting cow udders
DELET THIS
DELET THIS NAO

>>2791
based anon

>>2794
is that really as bad as liking fake breasts though?

>>2795
I don't know. I haven't tried the fake chicken breasts but I heard they suck. Like the song says, "Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby. As much as the Ash aka pooh likes her chicken I would advise her to stick to the real thing.

As far as boobs go, fake breasts can't hold a candle to small perfect breasts. Again I say, "Be proud, Pooh."

>>2797
you're not using poo's pronouns correctly you transphobe

>>2798
Maybe? Poo was a she/her but now poo is a poo/pee, so pee is equivalent to her, right? I honestly don't care enough to be corrected. I just call all subhumans it.

>>2799
that's correct, poo is the object pronoun and pee is the subject pronoun.
Ashley's gender identity is very important to pee, and if we don't use peer pronouns properly poo will question the very essence of what makes pee pee, and never make another vocaroo recording. as peer network of social support it is imperative that we express to pee that poo is important to us by validating pee in pee's new identity as poo takes on a world of bigots who aren't willing to accept pee and call pee what poo identifies as. so if you ever call pee she again I'll be forced to confront you, and say "excuse me, persyn of ignorance, poo has asked us to use pee's proper neo-pronouns, and as pee's good friend I must insist that you validate pee's identity and call pee what makes pee feel like poo is pee true self". thank you for understanding.

>>2800
I know what makes pee pee. Pretty sure it's Pepsi

>>2798
i posted the rentals music video "friends of p" and thought i was being apposite, but then (after clicking) realized i had used improper pronouns. the post was anonymous, but i've had to live with the guilt ever since. as an act of contrition i will be donating five bucks to the trevor project and working the gloryhole at the rest area off the interstate. i hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forgive me. especially ash, pooself.

And there are still some that still believe that wrestling isn't staged. And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

>>2804
this board was like a poorly contained toxic landfill in the outskirts of some Russian city just waiting for some errant spark or strike of lightning to light it up

>>2779
IF THERE ARE NO BUNIONS THEN THERE IS NO DEAL I'M WALKING AWAY

>>2808
look man, imma be honest with you. this is top secret, so don't tell any black women you work with or else they might get a book deal. i was going to keep the bunions to myself as a holy relic but the bunions were stuck sitting in a cargo container off the coast with the rest of ashley and biden wouldn't let me have them. i think biden wants the bunions all to himself because he sent seal team sex to get pee and probably has ash at his pretend president hideout right now sniffing pee hair. we haven't even had the chance to install the self defense mechanisms so poo's no no spots are PnP. i think we were set up by the chinese. biden was an original ashling back in 2014 and now that he is somewhat president again, he thinks he can use muh six million dollar extreme whoa man as some chicom realdoll. i'm told biden plans to attach a nuclear warhead to pee so ash can poke putin. we sent in an operative trouser snake to rescue pee but now he wants pee all to himself. i don't know what to tell you man?

>>2804
that's cool. kids love trains, i'm told

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEQcUEA_0Y4 [Embed]
Toot Toot Mother F***er All Aboard

>>2646
how is a single woman this based... there is hope.

>>2812
it's all the hemmorroids they put in the chicken nowadays

>>2812
There is no effing way she is still single. She probably just showing off to her poltard bf.

>"I used to be a 4chan queen"

>"oh, that was you? dope. we should mess with them"

>>2814
how do you imagine that conversation going?
>hey bb guess what I used to be queen of /pol/
>no way prove it
>ok watch I'll post on this board on endchan dedicated to me and they'll react to it
>oh yes, that would certainly be a good way to prove that you were queen of /pol/
also nice reddit spacing

>>2646
Ashley, if you're really here, I want to know something? In your karate kid's belt system video, when you mention your wife leaving to start living in her sister's apartment with Donna in Riverside while you're here crying eating canned beans watching Jimmy Fallon reruns? Who is Donna in Riverside? Did you just ad lib all that or is there more to that story?

ashley jones? more like dill weed amirite

>>2646
WE LOVE YOU, ASHLEY
FOREVER AND EVER
WE WOULD MINECRAFT IF YOU'D ASK
WE WOULD DO THINGS

>>2646
ash if you're still about, most here seem a bit unhinged but I wanna say thanks for chatting to me thru youtube DMs back in 2015 about music and shit. Was going through a hard time and you legitimately helped so cheers. I still listen to a lot of the bands you shared with me, think of you every time. Gods speed, glad you're still alive.

>>2820
could you tell me some of those bands oldfag? I've already gone through everything on her old playlist

>>2818
wut

>>2819
You should have made a poem out of it, Anon

We Love You Ashley
Forever And Ever
We Would Minecraft If You'd Ask
We Would Do Things TOGETHER

>>2818
Ever wonder why she called herself dill weed? I was curious so I checked the Urban Slang Dictionary
dill weed: an unsociable smart person, a nerd, geek

>>2824
oh for real? I thought it just meant idiot.
I actually use something similarly pretentious as my online moniker

>>2809
>biden was an original ashling back in 2014

yep, you're totally right he was.
in particular he was a big fan of the "Uninteresting ramblings" videos...

>>2831
>kamila, look at this funny video my daughter made
<sir, that's not your daughter
<your daughter is 40 years old
>then who is this
<i don't know but she's really racist
>shut up nigger

>>2831
I have a feeling Biden would be a bigger fan of the porn videos

>>2836
well, he does keep calling pee "cathy" https://youtube.com/watch?v=diNTgUY3sBk [Embed]

holy shit, her archive has 2880 subscribers. i hope ashley is getting her $1 from youtube and it's not going to some nigger. she could buy herself a pepsi with that money

So funny so talented, mind like a steel trap/ What a unique individual. I picked up on it immediately when I started watching in 2014. If I ever run for Congress and get elected I will try to get a holiday named after her.

>>2840
it's definitely going to some nigger. I doubt she even wants that channel to exist.

Now see, that just really ticks me off. I'm just not the type to stand by while some grape ape steals pee's lunch money. It's moments like this where I get the urge to fight a nigger or two over a newport and I don't even smoke...but I do smoke blacks.

who runs the archive channel fess up

Ashley, maybe you should hire a lawyer to sue

>>2849
my sides are in the shadow realm

>>2849
Sued for what? He didn't do anything illegal. Just another hysterical woman doing hysterical woman things.

hey guys can you seriously please stop with the edgy memes

>>2858
for the record I see through the reverse psychology and am walking into it willingly

here's an early valentine's day card for you

>>2861
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/523417-arizona-man-told-black-youtube-star-he-was-in-a-no-n-word-zone
Noooo! Our ground patrol got arrested. That's the biggest load of bullshit.

>>2864
the bravest warriors have all gone to valhalla
but someday it will be my turn

based news everyone, we're breaking the conditioning

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1489361682581315590?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p2-4rJmYEfU [Embed]

lmao https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYqcQB0aopY [Embed]

>>2866
>>2867
you know the name of the reporter? I'm interested to see if he's fired and/or dead in the next couple weeks.

>>2873
AP reporter Matt Lee

>>2839
damn vegan Cathy got JACKED

>>2645
what we do in life, echoes in eternity
https://voca.ro/1cNIDpl535Rk

https://streamable.com/qye39s
>stand up comedian
>can't stand up
i'm dead

>>2938
this is old right? or did someone make this just now?

>>2942
she shouldn't have mocked Jesus

>>2938
does anyone have the rest of these? lou had like an entire album made of ashleyj songs called 12 CUCK U by Jew Reed http://myworthlesshobby.bandcamp.com

>>2961
I've gotta hear this

>>2963
i only have one other song saved and the link to the album is dead

>>2967
did the same guy make this?

>>2968
i believe he made those two, maybe he didn't and a few contributed. not sure exactly. there was another ashling, hans who made music as well

I can make music
but not for free, it's gonna cost another vocaroo.

Happy Mother's day to Derrick's mum

(she can still celebrate it right?)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!

>>4093
did you know casey anthony paid for her lawyer with blowjobs? that's some next level girlboss shit. just throwing that out there if derrick's mom needs legal representation.

happy mother's day everybody.

happy mother's day to Ashley's mom, and her favorite father figure

>>4109

oof that looks like me and every girlfriend i've ever had.

>>4109
i'd split that hog

>>4111
all power to chubby chasers, you're the kid who likes the banana otter pops

>>4113
otter pops? we only have fla-vor-ice here