I think someone trained an AI with LB's posts

>>4681

actually does want sex

>>4681
Taylor and I are just friends but she can borrow some essence as long as she doesn't put it in a jar with a MLP figurine
>>4682
Anon is just jelly me and Ms Jones got a thing going on. With her expertise in animal husbandry and my expertise in being her husband, we're gonna start a stud farm. Ashley has her license and she's ready to breed
>>4683
I'm dedicated to commitment and changing myself. I can't help that my juice is worth the squeeze

we must offer sacrifice to Ashtaroth to receive a new video

>>4687
Maybe if they were qt and had an Amazon wishlist

>>4688
yes, human sacrifice. babies please.

i wish i could save you taylor, but god refuses to let me win the lottery, the dirty jew.

>>6338
you have to buy 70 * 7 (490) lottery tickets, that's the magic holy number

>>6338
Maybe you should get a job instead and get out of your mothers basement loser.

>>6345
i aint gonna be a wageslave for some jew im gonna make it big on my own, im gonna become a crypto billionaire you'll see

>>6345

I'm gonna get struck and partially by a Walmart truck driven by an overworked driver and then I'll be able to finance Ashley's sitcom pilot "Uncle Steve's Tickle Game." Television's own Amanda Bearse will play Grandma Jones.

>>6347

*paralyzed

>>6347
Ash doesn't want your money neckbeard. but I on the other hand have spent years saving up enough GBP for my mom to fund her full hollywood motion picture: "The Queen of the Incels", featuring Ron Paul playing himself (they insist we shoehorn a love interest into the story)

>>6347
I'm pretty sure we can get David Faustino (Bud) to play Uncle Steve since his career is in the toilet.