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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 01:35:42 [Preview] No. 4690
I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 03:21:18 [Preview] No.4691 del
hey man. be respectful. june 19th isn't about garfield. don't be talking abotu garfield on father's day

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 03:23:15 [Preview] No.4692 del
I just realized you were joking about father's day and not "juneteenth", so my joke wasn't that funny. oh well.

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 04:15:00 [Preview] No.4693 del
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(((they're))) afraid of the orange cat.

Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 04:33:08 [Preview] No.4694 del
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A bigger match than Rose vs Ash. I've got my money on Heathclif, he's more of a street cat.

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 07:32:32 [Preview] No.4695 del
I see that must be what those fireworks were for
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c-Wk3X09U6Q [Embed]

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 10:47:54 [Preview] No.4701 del
Wtf is a juneteenth?

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.4702 del
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Never mind, I figured it out

Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 14:00:57 [Preview] No.4703 del
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Juneteenth supplants Father's Day and ironically 90% of niglets running around don't know who their daddy is.

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 16:51:11 [Preview] No.4704 del
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just went out for cigs

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 17:27:25 [Preview] No.4705 del
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it's the day we celebrate the anniversary of Eminem, Shia Labeouf, Shaun King, and all the other brave allies taking a knee and shaking their fist at the sky for George Floyd

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 19:23:33 [Preview] No.4706 del
Fun fact: Garfield hates niggers more than Mondays.

Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 20:34:10 [Preview] No.4709 del

Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 22:00:42 [Preview] No.4710 del
excuse me, please refrain from saying the N word on Juneteenth (observed)

Seabee 06/21/2022 (Tue) 04:10:31 [Preview] No.4711 del
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Anonymous 06/21/2022 (Tue) 23:06:59 [Preview] No.4713 del
can anybody double check the math on this? big if true.

Anonymous 06/21/2022 (Tue) 23:20:11 [Preview] No.4714 del
maybe we should start deporting them to Australia again. well, idk Australia's kind of far away, maybe somewhere closer.
and yeah the math is right

Seabee 06/22/2022 (Wed) 02:25:01 [Preview] No.4716 del
Au contraire, the farther away the better.

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 02:41:17 [Preview] No.4717 del
Ash it's time, your guy needs you again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rb-ukiHTFyg [Embed]

captcha: b00f39

I meant Africa

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 13:13:39 [Preview] No.4721 del
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Seabee 06/22/2022 (Wed) 14:24:08 [Preview] No.4725 del
Subliminally I was implying Saturn.

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 17:59:17 [Preview] No.4729 del
is that you Zack? are you an upside-down man?

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 13:35:44 [Preview] No.4732 del
nah yeah, fair dinkum

Seabee 06/23/2022 (Thu) 17:04:46 [Preview] No.4735 del

So I'm assuming that you're an Aussie. I remember I used to converse with an Aussie on Ashley's old 8chan board. I had the opportunity to hang out with some Aussie troopers when I was serving in Afghanistan. Good people. I tried to be cool and said to one of them, "Well, how are things in the upback". He looked at me and laughed and said, "No, mate, the outback." Good guys, like the accent but I guess you Aussies think that it's us Yanks that have the accent.

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:24:48 [Preview] No.4736 del
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it's ok I forgive you

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:28:30 [Preview] No.4738 del
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damn website

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:30:25 [Preview] No.4739 del
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ok I'll post this instead

Seabee 06/24/2022 (Fri) 04:31:46 [Preview] No.4749 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ac8jZakNXk [Embed]

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 05:28:05 [Preview] No.4751 del
are you sure you're not like 50 or 60?

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 00:18:59 [Preview] No.4802 del
Seabee is just Ashley's stepdad trying to see nudes of his stepdaughter because he heard she had posted videos online that had upset her mother but he had no idea what he would actually be in for when he finally found the archive.

Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:21:38 [Preview] No.4803 del
And you kiss your sister with that mouth?

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:59:19 [Preview] No.4804 del
Danny im gonna steal your wife. I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"

damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:17:44 [Preview] No.4805 del
I may have a latent psychic ability.
>I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:31:40 [Preview] No.4806 del
who's me? I'm just simp #37 around here

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 00:07:14 [Preview] No.4816 del
Is 37 the number of dicks you've sucked?

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