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Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 01:35:42 [Preview] No. 4690
I thought I was forgetting something. Don't you all realize the significance of today's date? It's June 19th. Garfield's birthday. I ran into the other room and told my dad. He started crying manly tears. I had no idea Garfield was that important to him. I've been telling my coworkers but they clearly aren't as enthusiastic about Garfield as I am.


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 03:21:18 [Preview] No.4691 del
hey man. be respectful. june 19th isn't about garfield. don't be talking abotu garfield on father's day


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 03:23:15 [Preview] No.4692 del
I just realized you were joking about father's day and not "juneteenth", so my joke wasn't that funny. oh well.


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 04:15:00 [Preview] No.4693 del
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>>4690

(((they're))) afraid of the orange cat.


Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 04:33:08 [Preview] No.4694 del
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A bigger match than Rose vs Ash. I've got my money on Heathclif, he's more of a street cat.


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 07:32:32 [Preview] No.4695 del
I see that must be what those fireworks were for
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c-Wk3X09U6Q [Embed]


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 10:47:54 [Preview] No.4701 del
>>4692
Wtf is a juneteenth?


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.4702 del
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Never mind, I figured it out


Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 14:00:57 [Preview] No.4703 del
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Juneteenth supplants Father's Day and ironically 90% of niglets running around don't know who their daddy is.


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 16:51:11 [Preview] No.4704 del
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>>4703
just went out for cigs


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 17:27:25 [Preview] No.4705 del
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>>4701
it's the day we celebrate the anniversary of Eminem, Shia Labeouf, Shaun King, and all the other brave allies taking a knee and shaking their fist at the sky for George Floyd


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 19:23:33 [Preview] No.4706 del
Fun fact: Garfield hates niggers more than Mondays.


Seabee 06/20/2022 (Mon) 20:34:10 [Preview] No.4709 del
>>4706
Affirmative


Anonymous 06/20/2022 (Mon) 22:00:42 [Preview] No.4710 del
>>4706
>>4709
excuse me, please refrain from saying the N word on Juneteenth (observed)


Seabee 06/21/2022 (Tue) 04:10:31 [Preview] No.4711 del
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Anonymous 06/21/2022 (Tue) 23:06:59 [Preview] No.4713 del
can anybody double check the math on this? big if true.


Anonymous 06/21/2022 (Tue) 23:20:11 [Preview] No.4714 del
>>4713
maybe we should start deporting them to Australia again. well, idk Australia's kind of far away, maybe somewhere closer.
and yeah the math is right


Seabee 06/22/2022 (Wed) 02:25:01 [Preview] No.4716 del
>>4714
Au contraire, the farther away the better.


Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 02:41:17 [Preview] No.4717 del
>>4690
Ash it's time, your guy needs you again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rb-ukiHTFyg [Embed]

captcha: b00f39

>>4716
I meant Africa


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Seabee 06/22/2022 (Wed) 14:24:08 [Preview] No.4725 del
>>4717
Subliminally I was implying Saturn.


Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 17:59:17 [Preview] No.4729 del
>>4721
is that you Zack? are you an upside-down man?


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 13:35:44 [Preview] No.4732 del
>>4729
nah yeah, fair dinkum


Seabee 06/23/2022 (Thu) 17:04:46 [Preview] No.4735 del
>>4732

So I'm assuming that you're an Aussie. I remember I used to converse with an Aussie on Ashley's old 8chan board. I had the opportunity to hang out with some Aussie troopers when I was serving in Afghanistan. Good people. I tried to be cool and said to one of them, "Well, how are things in the upback". He looked at me and laughed and said, "No, mate, the outback." Good guys, like the accent but I guess you Aussies think that it's us Yanks that have the accent.


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:24:48 [Preview] No.4736 del
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>>4732
it's ok I forgive you


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:28:30 [Preview] No.4738 del
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>>4736
damn website


Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 18:30:25 [Preview] No.4739 del
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>>4738
ok I'll post this instead


Seabee 06/24/2022 (Fri) 04:31:46 [Preview] No.4749 del
>>4739
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ac8jZakNXk [Embed]


Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 05:28:05 [Preview] No.4751 del
>>4749
are you sure you're not like 50 or 60?


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 00:18:59 [Preview] No.4802 del
>>4751
Seabee is just Ashley's stepdad trying to see nudes of his stepdaughter because he heard she had posted videos online that had upset her mother but he had no idea what he would actually be in for when he finally found the archive.


Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:21:38 [Preview] No.4803 del
>>4802
And you kiss your sister with that mouth?


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 01:59:19 [Preview] No.4804 del
>>4803
Danny im gonna steal your wife. I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"

>>4802
damn dude I hope that joke wasn't too close to home...


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:17:44 [Preview] No.4805 del
>>4804
I may have a latent psychic ability.
>I'm gonna cover her in barbecue sauce and chase her around the house with a spear yelling "TALLY HO!!!"
Are we sure you're not the crazy one here?


Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:31:40 [Preview] No.4806 del
>>4805
who's me? I'm just simp #37 around here


Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 00:07:14 [Preview] No.4816 del
>>4806
Is 37 the number of dicks you've sucked?



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