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Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:07:51 [Preview] No. 941
I wonder how Ashley deals with the fact that her brother's girlfriend is a psychotic leftist? I wonder is she knows that her boyfriend's sister is "literally Hitler"? Look at how under her spell Nathan is. dude is totally whipped. I want to see where this dumpster fire relationship goes. I have a feeling this bitch is going to go insane and take it out on him, ash and her dad. She lives with them and borrows money from Ash's family and won't hold down a job or even fucking work. This clown woman thinks she's going to make big face painting. Nathan is a good looking kid. He can do better. He needs to get his act together and quit larping as Sid Vicious.

https://www.facebook.com/raivin1919

Also, please no harassment. Don't scare them off the internet. They are entertaining as hell and they are the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing. Don't message them about Ash. They will block, possibly delete their accounts and tell Ash which will upset her. Ash already thinks creeps are stalking her to hurt her as it is because some robot from /ashleyj/ messaged her fucking mom on facebook about her.


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:20:40 [Preview] No.942 del
www.instagram.com/raivin1919/

Ask her why she is so temperamental about everything?
tellonym.me/raivinpart1

Tell her that her face painting is almost as good as your kid's and you see a bright future at the school fair for her, maybe even the county fair.
www.modelmayhem.com/raivin1919

www.modelmayhem.com/arachonyx

Also, she did have an onlyfans, but posted that she was a nevernude. She blocked all her simps for getting pissy with her for not posting nudes and keeping their money. So she deleted her onlyfans. When you stick your dick in crazy, sometimes crazy sticks it's dick back into you.


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:36:09 [Preview] No.943 del
Mishti Ganga Bhishma

'A collage of either those who have raped me, sexually assaulted me, or blamed me when their son was my rapist and slut shamed me (that’s the old lady on bottom right) the other old lady is my grandma'


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 14:24:48 [Preview] No.944 del
>>941

I gotta go white knight on this cause she's literally a schizo. But yeah, I'm a loser and would still consider her not worth the effort. Nathan could do better.


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 16:52:25 [Preview] No.945 del
>>941
>the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing
Ashley died years ago in a freak Pepsi accident, what are you on about?


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 21:04:23 [Preview] No.947 del
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>>946
TOO SOON


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 23:28:29 [Preview] No.948 del
>>941
Our beloved Ashley is being spiritually oppressed by a witch! We must petition our Lord Jesus Christ the Righteous to destroy these vile demons!


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:22:18 [Preview] No.949 del
I like to believe it's Ash or Nat who made this thread hoping we'd roast his gf.
and I will. she's ugly as fuck. he must've been either desperate for a goth girl or he's just an autist like Ash and figured he had to settle. she's definitely beneath his league.
>Mishti Ganga Bghshagmishtma
indian girls are bottom of the barrel, I'd sooner date a black girl than an indian.


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:56:35 [Preview] No.950 del
>>943
How does one person have so many rapists?


Seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 02:59:03 [Preview] No.951 del
>>944
C'mon, man. You can't be a loser if you're here because you like and appreciate the Ash.


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 05:13:56 [Preview] No.952 del
>>950
cause she's so hot obviously, look at her


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 05:20:24 [Preview] No.953 del
>>942
when I compare the set of people who likely hate this girl enough and know enough about her to write this post, and the people who are likely to know about the existence of this board, the intersection is only one person.


Seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:06:33 [Preview] No.954 del
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>>953
Mmmm, I was thinking the same thing. Is his/her initials K. V. aka A. J.


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:08:10 [Preview] No.955 del
>>950
>implying you wouldn't rape her


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 13:41:21 [Preview] No.956 del
ikr? Ashley is obviously dating one of us. Which one of you is Ash's boyfriend now?


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 15:34:24 [Preview] No.957 del
>>955

fleeing the scene of the crime smeared with white goth paint and secondhand seroquel in your bloodstream from swallowing so much pussy juice?

i'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about sexual assault.


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 18:50:08 [Preview] No.958 del
Just imagine driving to Ashley's place, parking on the street, and walking right up to her door and knocking. Ashley opens the door as you force your way in knocking Ashley to the floor. Shutting the door behind you as you lock it from the inside. Ashley looks on in disbelief not understanding what she is witnessing, she immediately comes to her senses, gets up and attempts to flee to the other room but you throw your arm around her her chest and lift her until her feet are no longer touching the floor. Ashley attempts to fight her way out but you pin her against the wall and hold her tightly as she struggles but try as she might, she can't overpower you. Then you pull her from the wall and press her firmly back against it as hard as you can asserting your dominance. Ashley stops struggling. You stare deep into her eyes for a moment and she asks, "Who are you?" You then take hold of her shoulders and spin her around forcing her by the nape of her neck to bend over the small foyer table. Ashley, with the right side of her face pressed against the tables surface, looks back at you and whimpers, "Noo...!". You rip down her white cherry coke boxers leaving her wearing only her black oversized long sleeve sweatshirt and socks. Ashley looks ahead as tears slowly roll down her face. Then as you get into position and begin to do what you came here to do. Ashley tenses up and yells, "Whoa man, what the fuck are you doing down there?! Oh my God, what the Hell is this?! You bury your face deep in Ashley's butt cheeks and begin lapping at her butthole like a dog. Ashley attempts to raise herself up and look back at you, but you press her firmly back down against the table knocking some of it's wares onto the floor. Ashley is in absolute disbelief. "I can't believe this is happening to me?" she says as you go to town slobbering all over her hindquarters, slipping your tongue in and out of her pucker hole. Ashley quickly raises up and says, "Oh my god, please stop! You don't understand. I'm about to...!" You ignore her plea as Ashley lets off a big one right in your face and into your mouth. Ashley becomes red in the face having never passed wind in front of someone before. She is so embarrassed, she forgets what is going on and attempts to turn and apologize, but as she turns her head, to her dismay, she finds you unphased, still licking at her butthole. She gags a little as she can't believe someone would do that. You ask, "Does this feel good?" Ashley says, "This is so weird but it does feel really good." After a few minutes, Ashley begins to touch herself. You immediately stop and push her off you. You grab her by her hair and ask, "You think I'm some kind of whore?" Ashley just stares back at you saying nothing at all. You whisper in her ear, "If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll tell everyone what color your butthole is, got it?" You push her to the floor and let your self out the front door as you walk away in your giant pug furry costume towards your Mazda Miata parked on the street. Ashley still sitting on the floor in the doorway, scrunching her boxer shorts close to her chest, "Come back...I don't even know your name?" You open her mailbox and toss her mail up into the air strewing it all over the yard. you get into your Mazda Miata and flip her off as you speed away with Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? blaring on your radio. Ashley runs to her room and grabs her iphone. She quickly dials 911 but then hesitates to hit send. She lays back on her bed staring at the ceiling hugging her iphone tightly to her chest. Still teary eyed, she reaches over and places her phone face down on the bedside table and grabs her blanket as she rolls over onto her side allowing the blanket to cover her entirely. She sniffles as she wipes at her eyes and slowly lets out a smile as she says to herself, "I think he's in loves with me."


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:09:23 [Preview] No.959 del
>>954
that's what I'm thinking.
hey Ash post a current or recent pic and we'll be your personal army and get Mishti to break up with Nat


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:15:36 [Preview] No.960 del
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>>957
>i'm sorry, but there's nothing funny about sexual assault.


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 19:26:41 [Preview] No.961 del
>>960
I think he was joking. thanks for that pic though.


seabee 07/06/2021 (Tue) 20:22:24 [Preview] No.962 del


Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 23:26:58 [Preview] No.967 del
>>958
you gave me an erection, a stomach ache, and a bad mood with this one. You are a faggot, and im saving this


seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 00:03:03 [Preview] No.968 del
>>958
The Ash did a bit similar to this in one of her live streams. Anal sex was performed and she said that it hurt but she did it for her imaginary lover, Rocco.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 03:01:36 [Preview] No.971 del
>>968
that's what he gets for namefagging without a trip


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 12:08:43 [Preview] No.975 del
>>968
>ywn put it up ash's pooper


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 16:53:38 [Preview] No.978 del
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>>975
Speak for yourself buddy. I've already been there, done that, got the t-shirt.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 19:34:02 [Preview] No.980 del
>>957
this video made me cringe but also admire her in a weird way. how many girls do you know - particularly attractive girls - who would blow snot out of their nose on camera?
she must have an unfaltering character.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 19:50:52 [Preview] No.981 del
>>980
From what I've been told by her former inner circle who actually chatted with her. She's actually really boring to talk to. She rarely opens up and is generally quiet. During group chats, she wasn't as lively as she was during some of her livestreams and she would go off topic and bring up random things that had nothing to do with what they were talking about and if you tried to get her attention by posting something, she would just reply heh most of the time and ignore you.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 20:37:49 [Preview] No.984 del
>>981
based


Seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:08:41 [Preview] No.991 del
>>980
In one of her live streams she wiped her nose in the sweater she was wearing and held the mucus close to the camera,mmmmmm.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:09:47 [Preview] No.992 del
>>981
to be fair I wouldn't be that into it either if I was in a group chat with 15 ugly autistic women all trying to act funny to compete for my attention


Seabee 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:21:22 [Preview] No.993 del
>>981
She's the first to admit to being very boring. She said not to mistake her exuberance that she shows on her vids and live streams as the way she is in real life. She confessed that she's a boring person and usually leaves it to the other person to carry the conversation.


Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 22:37:45 [Preview] No.994 del
>>991
yeah she did this kind of shit a lot, which most girls, but especially pretty girls, would never do cause they're trying to fit into a certain mold to maximize their value on the dating market. so I think it's cool.
although, to be fair I think Rose was like that too and Ash might've just been copying her


Seabee 07/08/2021 (Thu) 03:23:35 [Preview] No.998 del
>>994
I agree. Sometimes the Ash's mannerisms seemed to match that of Rose as if she was copying Rose. Mannerisms aside, Rose did a drooling vid and sucked it back into her mouth. The Ash made the same video. Although Ash didn't care much for Rose she seemed to imitate her at times. Just the enigma that is Ashley I guess.


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 04:23:42 [Preview] No.1000 del
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1K FOR MISHTI!!!


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 06:04:25 [Preview] No.1001 del
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>>998

i don't see it


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.1002 del
>>1001
nigga how am I apposed to use this as a duel screen pape with the line not exactly in the middle?


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 13:37:47 [Preview] No.1003 del
>>1000
Those fake bottom lashes look awful. Still would.

>>1001
[fingerbang joke here]

>>1002
Guess you'll have to edit it yourself, nerd.


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 17:29:01 [Preview] No.1006 del
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>>1003
if you're willing to bang that ogress you should make yourself useful:
>get leather clothes and dye your hair black, or just find pics of a handsome goth dude on the internet - it needs to be someone who posts a lot or multiple guys who look fairly similar though, you have to post something like once a day
>go on instagram
>pretend you're in an emo band or something in Denver (if she asks about your shows use the pandemic as an excuse)
>use a fake name and fake info obviously, this is the type who will come to your house and look in your windows
>start complimenting her on all her pics (but without sounding like you care too much)
>see if she DMs you within about a month, otherwise you start the conversation
>channel your inner Chad, but also enable all her mental illness bs, try to bait her into talking about any disagreement she has with Nate and say she's so right and he needs to step it up
>also talk about how some girl broke your heart when you were young and you've had casual romantic encounters all your life but you've never been serious about any other girl and aren't sure you ever could be (that shit is like a magic incantation on dumb women)
>offhandedly imply that you want to meet with her sometime
>???
>take pics, send them all to Nate on facefook as well as screencaps of the instagram convo, DO NOT mention this board or his sister in any way
>they break up and Ash makes a new video to thank us. probably. maybe. probably not idk but it would still be funny.
also, if you don't want to actually fly to Denver and excavate the cavern, just a cap of her agreeing to meet you at a hotel might still do the trick


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 18:12:43 [Preview] No.1007 del
>>1006
Someone who is not autistic should do this and make a video about it but sadly, I think everyone here is autistic.


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 20:24:53 [Preview] No.1008 del
>>1007
I think maybe I could but I wouldn't touch that chick with a 10ft pole


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 21:37:38 [Preview] No.1009 del
>>1006
Kaleigh, just let me take you away from all that. Why live rent free in my dreams when you can live rent free with me in my mother's basement?


Anonymous 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:23:01 [Preview] No.1010 del
>>1009
I think she already lives rent free in her dad's basement my man


Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 22:40:42 [Preview] No.1016 del
>>1001
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-BLpjJOjvbE [Embed]

I've always thought Ashley looked super qt in this yellow tank top. When she puts the red bow in her hair, it just reminds me of how girls used to dress. I can totally see Ashley wearing a yellow summer dress.


Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 22:46:43 [Preview] No.1017 del
I can't take it. I'm losing it. She looks good in blue too. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Hs-Wr_hG9Y [Embed]


Seabee 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:53:35 [Preview] No.1018 del
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>>1016
>>1017
Ashley is that unique type of girl that would look good even in a potato sack. But if I had my druthers I'd like to see her in a daringly short pleated skirt.


Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 03:44:16 [Preview] No.1019 del
>>1010
My basement doesn't have Mishti in it though. It's a step up.


Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 13:47:47 [Preview] No.1028 del
>>1018
Where is my gov't issue nappy headed mutt gf in a potato sack? I shall name her buckwheat and hope she is not assassinated.


Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 15:49:05 [Preview] No.1031 del
>>1019
hm, unfortunately I can't make any promises about mine. HAH


Anonymous 07/20/2021 (Tue) 04:35:40 [Preview] No.1113 del
>>941
has anyone been far even as decided to watch all her videos and see if she ever runs her mouth about Nathan or his family?
she seems like a loose canon that could blow Ash's cover any time


Seabee 07/20/2021 (Tue) 05:01:40 [Preview] No.1114 del
>>1008
Or a 6 foot Italian


Anonymous 07/20/2021 (Tue) 06:39:05 [Preview] No.1119 del
>>1113

hmm, good idea. though the whole family is strikingly mum on ash.


Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 09:08:29 [Preview] No.1153 del
That' her brother? He's hot. Post more.


Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 14:20:27 [Preview] No.1155 del
>>1153
go steal him from the crazy lady, femanon ...or faganon. you just need to be goth and like post-punk, that's it.


Anonymous 07/23/2021 (Fri) 03:40:27 [Preview] No.1167 del
>>1155
Bruh
I live in Germany


Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.1201 del
Ashley's brother looks pretty cool and interesting. He has this whole early 90s Johnny Depp vibe going on for him. It would be cool if we could somehow convince him to have more of an online presence. I wonder what he knows about Ashley's videos? Do you think when her parents found out about her making videos online, he was under the impression she got into trouble for making porn? What if Ashley was so embarrassed about her family finding her videos that she tried to cover it up and say she was making porn. I can only imagine her mother finding out about the videos, fully expecting them to be porn and going Ashley, wtf is this?


Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:50 [Preview] No.1204 del
>>1201
he must know. I think after the 8chan guys kept nabbing pictures and stuff from their fb accounts, they must've had a big talk with the whole family about how posting anything related to her is off limits.
what I'm banking on is his girlfriend getting in some spat with her about pronouns or something one day and then running her mouth about her. I don't know how it hasn't happened yet.


Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 03:18:06 [Preview] No.1208 del
>>1204
But Ashley's mom still has pics of her on her fb and insta. My question is where do these other pics come from?


Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 04:56:36 [Preview] No.1213 del
>>1208
other pics?


Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 17:59:56 [Preview] No.1220 del
>>1213
I'll post in the future if this board is still up, but as for now, you'll just have to settle for this pic of Nate handling caulk.


Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:39:50 [Preview] No.1222 del
>>1220
how far in the future we talking?
and my goodness, Nate sure can take a lot of caulk at once!


Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.1224 del
>>1220

i'm not a faggot or anything but i'd like to handle his caulk.


Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 04:54:45 [Preview] No.1225 del
I could pretend to be Nate's bf and suck his dick just to get to Ashley real talk


Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 15:50:30 [Preview] No.1228 del
>>1225
Go on...


Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 18:36:25 [Preview] No.1234 del
>>1228
you want me to say it? yeah I'd kiss and have gay sex with Nate just to catch passing glimpses of Ashley at their house, even knowing she'd be disgusted by me for being a fagwheel and ruin any trace chances I otherwise had with her. you got somethin to say about it?


Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 23:42:51 [Preview] No.1261 del
>>1234
Nate no longer lives with Ash. He chose to be his own man and go live with his clown girlfriend when she couldn't stay with him at their dads house.


Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 02:20:18 [Preview] No.1264 del
>>1261
man I just can't stop losing


Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 18:27:12 [Preview] No.1329 del
Nate is too cool.


Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 22:39:52 [Preview] No.1334 del
>>1329
cuck mishti


Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:07:24 [Preview] No.1337 del
>>1334
Apparently there is trouble in paradise. There was a massive falling out and they might all have to find a new place to stay. The other two girls are leaving and Nate and Kaitlin need new roommates. Wanna move to Greeley, Colorado anon? Not gonna lie, I'd totally move to Colorado and pay all their bills just to be that much closer to Ashley.


Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 00:18:25 [Preview] No.1338 del
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>>1337
>putting up with Nat's gf
>trace chance of baiting him into talking about Ash
>putting up with Nat's gf


Anonymous 08/01/2021 (Sun) 09:36:30 [Preview] No.1351 del
Citches better back off Nate before they found in a ditch, all I'm sayin', cuh. You think I'm playin'? I idolize a 16 year old girl from a half-decade ago, cuh. Citch, I ain't playin'


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 11:41:19 [Preview] No.1563 del
You know, I believe she is correct. Her nose is getting bigger, a little jew big if you ask me


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 13:22:41 [Preview] No.1566 del
>>1563
man she has got to give up on that offset lower lashes deal, only time it looks good is from far away
...I guess that is where most men see her from though


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 13:36:29 [Preview] No.1567 del
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>>1563
>I look good here
wew


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 15:59:57 [Preview] No.1568 del
my heart will not know peace until people stop posting these pseudo-Ashley pics


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 18:11:03 [Preview] No.1571 del
>>1568
always the real thing for me baby https://youtube.com/watch?v=IWwg_5-ou0A [Embed]


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 18:38:24 [Preview] No.1573 del
>>1567
whomst?


Seabee 08/19/2021 (Thu) 19:34:44 [Preview] No.1574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jz_D-greh8Q [Embed]


Anonymous 08/19/2021 (Thu) 20:21:13 [Preview] No.1576 del
look the truth is I honestly don't even think she's that hot, I just have a rare case of hyper giga-anxiety that makes me scratch the skin of my face off and no treatment ever worked until I discovered her videos. I prefer the streams just cause they're longer and I can just leave them on in the background while I go about my day, but now I've watched all the videos including the streams over 400 times and nearly have them memorized, and the effect is starting to wane. if Ashley doesn't make more videos I could literally die, and I don't believe in the afterlife and am terrified of being swallowed by the void. I thought I was going to smooth talk her into it or whatever but now I'm desperate, Ashley please I'm begging you.


Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 05:33:39 [Preview] No.1579 del
Clown girl says Nate hasn't had sex with her since May. What's going on? Is he becoming a good Christian boy?


Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 14:20:05 [Preview] No.1581 del
>>1579
The spell is probably wearing off


Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 17:15:38 [Preview] No.1583 del
>>1567
that kinda looks like ash if you squint


Anonymous 08/20/2021 (Fri) 18:43:05 [Preview] No.1584 del
>>1583
It is Ash, you doofus. You are obviously suffering from face blindness


Anonymous 08/21/2021 (Sat) 03:55:02 [Preview] No.1586 del
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>You are obviously suffering from face blindness


Anonymous 08/21/2021 (Sat) 16:52:24 [Preview] No.1602 del
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I'm gonna hit the jackpot boys!


Seabee 08/21/2021 (Sat) 17:46:53 [Preview] No.1603 del
>>1602
There's only one, forget the imitators.


Anonymous 08/28/2021 (Sat) 18:13:40 [Preview] No.1619 del
>>1602
can I just have like 4 or 5?


Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 05:56:27 [Preview] No.1841 del
from stalking these people on facebook like a deranged psychopath lately I'm inferring that Nate and his corpse bride are on the rocks.
what can we do as Ashley's faithful disciples to push him further in the right direction?

if I could give him some advice as an older, more experienced man, I'd say:
listen up son. I understand, I really do. you're young, you're free, you just want a white goth girl who likes post-punk. well Nathan, I can give that to you. look at me, I'm white. I can dye my hair black and wear leather as well as anyone else can. I know post-punk. I love New Order, Unknown Pleasures, the list goes on and on. now, I know I might not make a very pretty girl, but let's take the cat out of the washing machine here my boy, you don't have any standards, and we both know that I'm at very least an upgrade from your current situation. yes, I have a penis, no, I'm not cutting it off, hell I'd have half or at least 40% a mind to kill myself if I couldn't wax the ol' carrot anymore. no, no, but hey, you're in a sexless relationship as stands so what difference does it make? I can tape it up if you don't want to see it, and it'll be there if in a couple months we ever decide we need it.

if anyone here is friends with him please forward this message to him.


Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 07:13:11 [Preview] No.1842 del
>>1841
Yeah, she's trying to control him and he's not with that. The spell is wearing off. He's probably already got some other girl flirting with him, but they ain't serious. Kaitlin rushed back in because she thought she was going to lose him after telling him to fuck off


Anonymous 10/04/2021 (Mon) 07:29:09 [Preview] No.1843 del
>>1842
I'm a "girl" and I'm flirting with him, and I'm offended to know that he doesn't think it's serious.
for real though don't fuck with psycho manipulators. block and avoid.


Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:04:17 [Preview] No.1868 del
>>1843
Are you this girl that Nate play fights with in front of Kaitlin? I remember when an ex gf used to play fight with her friend. I didn't think anything of it until I found out they were fucking while we were dating


Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:05:24 [Preview] No.1869 del
That beaner girl is hotter than Kaitlin


Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.1870 del


Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:47:29 [Preview] No.1873 del
>>1868
I've never seen that pic.
are you friends with him on fagebook? can you forward my message to him?
this is serious anon we need to help him.


Anonymous 10/07/2021 (Thu) 18:51:30 [Preview] No.1874 del
>>1873
I'm trying to date his sister


Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 01:20:07 [Preview] No.1878 del
>>1874
oh good we can go on a double date. forward my message to him.


Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 02:53:41 [Preview] No.1880 del
i can't tell if any of this is real or not? are both of you really stalking them??


Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 06:10:32 [Preview] No.1881 del
>>1880
well I'm trying to but I'm not very good at it. I need someone to give Nate my fatherly advice.


Anonymous 10/08/2021 (Fri) 15:52:30 [Preview] No.1882 del
I'd let Ashley's mom give me motherly advice. Imagine being Nate and finding out random guys on the internet are making fun of your gf whilst talking about fucking your mom and sister


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 01:16:20 [Preview] No.1883 del
>>1882
holy fucking shit


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 01:32:02 [Preview] No.1884 del
>>1882
I'd fuck Nate and his sister but not his mom or his gf


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 07:46:03 [Preview] No.1885 del
which one of you retards sent the thread to her


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 08:19:57 [Preview] No.1886 del
>>1885
Did anon really do that? Had to be Kaleigh, lmao


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.1887 del
this thread is why the Ash will never come back


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 11:54:48 [Preview] No.1888 del
>>1887
whatever you say ash


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 14:49:21 [Preview] No.1889 del
>>1885

awww, man. i enjoyed her ramblings.


Seabee 10/09/2021 (Sat) 17:13:03 [Preview] No.1890 del
>>1889
Her ramblings were always music to my ears.
She never quite fit in. That is one of her unique and special qualities. Miss you, kiddo.


Anonymous 10/09/2021 (Sat) 18:34:00 [Preview] No.1891 del
>>1886
maybe. it could also be Nate though. I'm 90% sure he knows about this board.
I'm laughing so hard imagining him reading this thread.

>>1890
yeah idiot we all like Ashley, he meant Nate's gf


Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 06:16:49 [Preview] No.1893 del
>>1889
I don't really, she's a mega cringe festival but she posts a lot and 1 in 20 of them are about Nate
actually the ones about mental illness are sometimes interesting, not from a scientific standpoint but kind of like how you'd listen to a palm reader for entertainment
also her music recs are sometimes cool


Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 16:42:39 [Preview] No.1894 del
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Guys I think I just cracked the case. Kaitlin is actually Ashley. It all makes sense now.


Anonymous 10/10/2021 (Sun) 22:13:00 [Preview] No.1895 del
>>1894
Are you suggesting that Ashley is fucking her brother?


Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 01:52:13 [Preview] No.1898 del
>>1895
think about what it took for Ashley to become Kaitlin. we're talking meth and heroin. possibly even a tumblr account.
also. I think since you share 100% of your DNA with your siblings, that incest is actually just masturbation and doesn't count as sex.


Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 04:00:46 [Preview] No.1899 del
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>>1898
Actually, my fellow Ashling, only identical twins share 100% of their DNA. Non identical brothers and sisters share about 50%.


Anonymous 10/11/2021 (Mon) 05:15:27 [Preview] No.1900 del
>>1899
ah yeah, my bad. ok well then incest is only half real sex. and I'm a glass half full kinda guy so we'll round it down to not-sex.


Seabee 10/11/2021 (Mon) 15:07:12 [Preview] No.1901 del
>>1900
Half real sex would be the equivalent to mental masturbation. But I guess it's better than nothin' heh, heh.


Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 03:26:17 [Preview] No.1910 del
I think they broke up?


Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 04:06:49 [Preview] No.1912 del
I was gonna say nah they'll just be back together in 2 days but Mishti seems to have lost her marbles for real.
is she seriously talking shit about jews? didn't Nate ever warn her what happens to people who talk about jews????


Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 17:56:29 [Preview] No.1916 del
>>1912
Have you seen how much she has posted? She used to post only like once or twice a day at most. She is also trying to delete all her old accounts and started a new facebook account under a new name. She has divorced under relationship status


Anonymous 10/13/2021 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No.1918 del
She losing it. She has been posting a lot lately about being gangstalked. You think she knows about this board or is she just a fucking nutbar?


Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 01:39:58 [Preview] No.1920 del
>>1912
>>1918
I would bet against her knowing about this board, even though we're cyberbullying her, she most likely couldn't resist the urge to capitalize on all the free attention. most likely Nate knows she'd run her fat mouth if she saw the board or knew the whole story so he just told her something vague like "some of my old stalkers are watching our facebook accounts".
he's a good brother, I respect him. if he didn't care about Ash he could easily piggyback off her fame to promote his band, or stream on youtube and ask for donations.

I want to know if Mishti actually moved to Sterling or if she's just messing around. I coincidentally know some people from there and it is The Sticks of Colorado. if she thought Greeley was country she's really living the American dream now. could be contributing to her current mental state.


Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 01:56:55 [Preview] No.1921 del
maybe she'll become a trad conservative christian girl and I'll move out there and make her my Amish wife :)


Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 04:33:04 [Preview] No.1922 del
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>>1921
>trad
>Mishti


Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 04:57:09 [Preview] No.1923 del
bro I just want a trad goth girl who hates herself and loves Jesus. is that too much to ask?


Anonymous 10/14/2021 (Thu) 20:38:21 [Preview] No.1927 del
>>1923
You cant be trad and goth. They are literally polar opposites. It seems that you are a bit confused about what you want.


Anonymous 10/15/2021 (Fri) 02:09:30 [Preview] No.1928 del
so Nate drives. i thought that maybe he didn't and kaitlin did all the driving


Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 00:03:01 [Preview] No.1929 del
are they back together again????? dammit what the hell do I have to do to break them up and steal Mishti???!! ..I mean make Ashley happy


Anonymous 10/17/2021 (Sun) 05:38:49 [Preview] No.1933 del
>>1928
my goodness look at all that hate speech.
this girl can't decide what her moral alignment is. I feel like we could mold her into Ashley 2.0 with relatively little effort if we got her to make a youtube or something.



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