>ashley
>musically talented
Extreme doubt.

>brony
>yurifag
I'm listening but you'd better make a killer case or it's a fake & gay from me

>>965
https://www.instagram.com/loliblitz/
It's totally her bro. I can't believe it either.

>>965
They like Sam Hyde and World Star Hip Hop. The science is settled. It's Ash.

the pitch sounds like it's raised, if I cared enough I might record and mess around with a pitch shift to see if it sounds like her, but I don't, 99% chance you're just a faggot self-promoting

If Ashley came back, I'd... https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tiqrf80UIjo [Embed]

>>973
I hear you. If Ashley came back I'd have happy feet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xnksquL557s [Embed]

>>963

this reminds me of when people apparently thought ash was one of the voices on murdoch murdoch.

This is most likely just some anon trying to get more plays on their songs.

Bruh I don't know if this was Ashley or not but I was like enjoying those tunes, yo. Looking forward to your next shit. Damn, I knew I should have saved them the other night. Why'd you delete your SoundCloud and Insta, bro? What gives?

were you faggots DMing that account and asking for Ashley?

>>1157
There were three

>>1158
No, why? Was it actually Ash?

it was probably removed for hate speech or whatever

>>1163
Why would they take down the Insta? There was no hate speech on it? Seems more likely that Ash deleted them after seeing them posted here.

>>1168
8.9 BNM

The lil saint james account with the lil aryan nigga- white man ceo song is still up. https://soundcloud.com/glasses-clad-negro/lil-aryan-nigga-white-man-ceo

>>1168
Why was this made private?

Our inability to let go is ruining any chance she might have at a life.

>>1449
she can just marry Ariel Pink or some other artist who already got their fanbase run through the cancel filter, that way the eventual scandal over her videos won't ruin them

>>1451
Ariel Pink is Jewish.

>>1451
Ashley isn't gonna get cancelled. She's biding her time for cancel culture to blow over. Like when all the hippies went extinct during the 70s. Now all you see are neohippies who claim to be hippies, but are actually just faggots.

>>1453
He got that William H. Macy face

>>1454
cancel culture is not going anywhere until after societal collapse

>>1449
But she'll maintain her street creds.

>>1449
She'll be fine. I'm wealthy. I'll take care of her.

>>1460
Very unselfish of you to want to take care of her but the Ash is ascetic and not swayed by wealth. Simplicity is her mantra.

>>1453
ok maybe John Maus then

>>1462
I read that both John Maus and Ariel Pink worked together and both are right wing and both were together at the January 7 2021 pro Trump rally in DC. And since Maus isn't Jewish he would probably be a good match for the Ash.

>>1463
yes, it's all true and I love him. he used to be a lefty as well so now his old fans are burning his records. everyone should go support him.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K1F6zXmOFdA [Embed]

dude I listen to John Maus too but I will totally walk up on stage and pop him in his eye during the show if he tries cucking me with Ash. It wouldn't be the first time he pissed himself on stage. I'm not going to take that sitting down like George Harrison. I have no trouble going Bronson on someone. I'd even punch Joe Biden on national television if I saw him feeling up Ash. I'm a mad man https://youtube.com/watch?v=bmOl3iKoYhc [Embed]

>>1465
I'd punch Joe Biden too but not for feeling up the Ash, the Ash knows how to take care of herself in that kind of situation, no, Id punch Biden just for being an asshole and dragging this country down to the point that it will be almost impossible for it to recover.

>>1466
Bidet is puppet, don't focus on him, focus on the people behind him

You guys should just eat some choclachoclachip

>>1467
So true, so true.

>>1467
I'm too busy focusing on Ashley's behind. One of these days, I'm gonna sneak past border control and jump her wall.

>>1465
John Maus has slain countless law enforcement officers without mercy. he'll wipe the floor with your ass then sing Layla for you cucko bucko.

>>1468
what?

>>1470
>I'm gonna sneak past border control
So in what part of Mexico do you reside?

>focusing on Ashley's behind
mmmm, truly a work of art

>>1471
kaleigh pls

>>1473
>So in what part of Mexico do you reside
Fort Lupton

>>1474
I think that was John

>>1476
Awww, you're goofing on me; Fort Lupton is in Colorado not Mexico. The only relation it has with Mexico is all the Mexican restaurants. Matter of fact Fort Lupton isn't too far from Brighton and Greeley so if you happen to stumble across the Ash tell her I miss her.

>>1478
it seems to me he's hot on the Ash's trail. she'd better hit up John Maus before he finds her.

>>1479
It's a hot trail to be on. If you never hear from me again, don't bother coming to look for me

>>1480
friday the 13th is coming up, what better time to get killed by Jason?

>>1481
I assure you Danelle and Jason will welcome me into their home and totally not murder me, but going to her house uninvited is absolutely cringe and I would not do that. I don't have a plan to meet Ash. I just hope we will cross paths out here one day. On a side note, I have an online friend on discord who found out his egirl crush lived near him after her dox was leaked. He said he was going to go get her and we all advised against it. The crazy bastard went to her job that she posted often and she actually accepted his offer to go on a date with him even though he was 17 years older than her. He told her that he knew about her online persona and she didn't even care. Her parents didn't care either because he's a decent guy with money. The age difference between Ash and I is even less than the one between her actual parents. I know I look good because I get swiped right a lot and even have a female stalker who is some girl I used work with, but all these girls are absolute trash compared to Ash. I was seeing one girl I worked with. She was a qt brunette, but she let me down bad. Was ewhoring and fell for some wannabe soundcloud rapper's hype then tried to come running back to me when she found out he was a fake nigga. Not interested in some unfaithful whore with arm tattoos that smokes menthols and fucks niggers now. Not my thing.

>>1482
is the pic the girl you were talking about?
also I've seen "Danelle" before, is that Ash's new alias or someone else?

>>1483
Yes, the pic is the girl I was seeing and she doesn't even look like that anymore. It only took a year to hit the wall apparently. Niggers, not even once. No, it's not an alias for Ash, she's a middle-aged woman that cohabitates with Ashley's dad, Jason. Mary is Ashley's real mom, but she remarried to Dan and they live in "Loveland" lol. Speaking of marriage, her brother Tadd just married a latina a few weeks ago. Tbh, I'm not really interested in meeting Ashley's extended family. They all seem like mega normies. If I was dating Ashley, I'd only be interested in meeting Jason, Mary, and Nate...maybe Blake. I have a lot of mega normies in my extended family too. Always a dull moment.

>>1484
thanks for the spoonfeed bro. I thought maybe it was her cause the clown girl seems to hate her lol.
this girl was pretty cute ngl, I had to look closely to make sure it wasn't an Ash pic I hadn't seen.
ok one more cause you got me curious, what's this age gap between her parents that you mentioned?

Stay Poppin'

>>1485
Not really too much of an age gap. Let's just say when her dad was a high school senior, her mom was still in the 6th grade and I made a mistake, I meant to say that our age gap would only be slightly more than her parents. Clown girl is psychotic. She has a problem with everyone and everything. No wonder they don't want her staying with them. Nate has bad taste in women. His last gf was a psycho too. Sad to see him going after the bottom feeders like that. He could easily get himself a decent gf without even trying based on looks alone. He needs to quit giving his money to Hot Topic. Dude is almost 25 and running around with a psychotic bitch that thinks that if someone won't let her have her way, they raped her. Hopefully she won't slander him when he finally wakes up and dumps her.

6 years? that's not terrible. and hah, I'm younger than you, my chances are a fraction of a percent higher than yours. although you never know, some girls are into that.
and yeah agreed on Nate. imo he just wants a girl with the same taste in music as him and literally everything else is secondary.

also, heil Hitler

>>1489
ah dammit I fucked up

>>1489
I don't look aged at all. People seem to believe I'm between the age of 23 and 25. From what I've experienced. age doesn't mean anything to girls other than how they are perceived by others. That completely goes out the window when they realize their friends are trying dissuade them because they want to sleep with you as well. Between age 25 and 30, they looking for older guys with money anyway.

unfortunately for all of us, Ash is only interested in boys 14 or younger.

I'm going to bully Derrick and make him watch me fuck his mom

if only we were slightly faster and if I didn't screw it up, we could've gotten the 1488 get on August 8th, which would've summoned Ash for certain. now we really are doomed to wait for eternity.

>>1495
I have to plead ignorance. Could you please tell me what you're talking about.

>>1496
this nigga doesn't know about the sacred numbers

>>1496
1488 is Ashley's birthday 1-4-88

1/4/99 would be more like it

>>1500
that would mean she was 16 for the latter half of the videos

>>1501
More like 15

>>1503
Back away from the computer and take your meds.

>>1505

holy shit, she looks just like him except for maybe he mom's cheekbones. Wonder if he's the one who gave her bunions.

>>1506
Very few people are born with bunions. Bunions are easy to correct without surgery. You can go to a masseuse and they can correct them after a few treatments. Ashley probably got bunions from wearing incorrect footwear as a child or she may actually have flat feet causing her muscles and tendons to work overtime. These muscles and tendons can be relaxed causing the foot to correct itself.

Forgot one. for some reason, this one didn't post

>>1508
Ashley once said she wanted a guy with a wrestler build (not a professional wrestler) that wears glasses. Was she implying she wants to fuck her dad?

did you really go and buy the yearbook? and why have we found her fucking dad's yearbook and not hers?
thanks for the dump though. weirdly he's not an incredibly handsome guy, just decent looking. idk how her mom looked when she was younger but I just assumed her dad must've been a man dime for how Ash and Nate turned out. guess they were just one of those magic mixes that blended perfectly.

>>1509
everyone uses their parents as a basis for their own relationships in one way or another, even if it's a counterexample.

>>1509
> Was she implying she wants to fuck her dad?
Don't they all?

>>1510
I know right? Ashley is perfect. I keep coming back to her. I can't forget her. The year book is online and I've been curious for years about her dad since she first mentioned him in the livestream. She seems like a daddy's girl. He seems like a decent guy. He probably won Ashley's mom with his bubbly personality and champion mindset. Then again, an anon from the inner-circle who was close to Ash said her mom slept around and just happened to get knocked up by him, and both Nate and Ashley were accidental pregnancies. They had a shotgun marriage because of Nate. There was already trouble in paradise, but then Kaleigh came along. Then her mom cheated and left Jason when Ashley was ten. I've also heard that her dad was a drunk and kind of gave up on trying to achieve anything. Dead end job just barely paying the bills. I don't know how true any of this is. This is the only pic I know of that shows Ashley's mom as a young adult before she was knocked up. She looks like an extra on Friends.

>>1511
Welp, I guess that means I'm off to the tanning booth to become brown.

>>1510
>why have we found her fucking dad's yearbook and not hers?

she never finished highschool

>>1505
Thanks for posting, interesting to see how the Ash originated. If Ash was conceived a day sooner or a day later we probably wouldn't have the Ash we've grown to love and admire.

>>1512
I'd have to see more pictures but yeah once again, she's just decent looking. her parents are both 7/10s.
I'd be amazed if all that was true. how was Ashley behaving like an honorary mormon with literally no good influences in her family?
of course there's always the possibility that she was just lying about all that, but she definitely didn't have the look associated with it. for example you can look at current Nate and tell without knowing anything that he has a degenerate lifestyle, even though he's still pretty handsome.

>>1505
this dude's gotta be like 5'5 or less. no wonder Ash is a womanlet.

>>1516
>how was Ashley behaving like an honorary mormon with literally no good influence in her family

That's what makes her unique. She has a mind of her own and isn't influenced by outside sources nor does she care to be. Most of what she is is probably inborn and not acquired.

>>1516
Mary is the best looking of her sisters.

>>1519
is she the youngest? it's hard to tell when they're all like 50

>>1518
big if true

>>1519
Those are botox cheeks if I've ever seen any

>>1519

I love it when I check the board and can't tell if I posted something or if someone else did. We're all basically the same person I guess.

But yeah, screw politics, I want to visit Ash's first apartment.

>>1519
Mary is the youngest, but only by a year.

>>1519
fuck, kill, marry

Were there any recent pics of dad?

>>1522
Kaleigh is going to ask who was at the door and I'm going to be like, they had the wrong apartment, they were looking for someone named Ashley...then we move. Listen up cuck, this little hot & spicy chicana flavor noodle cup is my instant lunch and ain't nobody sticking their quesataco in my birria, bud

>>1525
Not that I know of. I don't think he uses social media at all. Been looking for a long time. Maybe when can age his yearbook photo??

>>1526
anon, say to me, "you can eat my noodle cup".

>>1528
mm-mm no

i'm not gonna say it

>>1529
I CAN MAKE YOU SAY IT BUT I WANT YOU TO SAY IT OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL

Ashley really is the only based person in her family, isn't she? They probably pay no heed to her at all and she's the wisest one among them. I'm no longer interested in meeting Blake now. Seems like a mega normie. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSn_pp3Lu96/

>>1529
i will give you a thousand noodle cups if you say it right now

>>1531
he's still a kid. he is obviously romanticizing about things he has no experience in. fairly sure they are only evacuating citizens and assets. but overall, that's a pretty cringe and edgy post. i don't believe he knows who the real enemy is. very confusing. hard to tell where he is on the political spectrum. i don't even want to post a comment. i feel sorry for the kid. and to think there are millions of people who now think like this.

>>1531
>Ashley really is the only based person in her family, isn't she?

Yes, she is. And probably one of the most based in the state of Colorado. The Dali Lama comes to her for advice.

>>1531
yeah, vanilla controlled-opposition conservative views, same as most of my family. not much you can do about it.
with how the military is right now though he might get pushed farther to the right after consecutive fat, gay, PoC commanding officers who don't deserve their job putting him through mandatory white microagression training.

>>963

obligatory new foreskin gamer pic to makes lurker-Ashley jealous. If you don't come back, I'm gonna start jacking it to this beaner!

>>1535
Imagine being deployed and coming to a briefing about the enemy and your commanding officer starts putting intel on the overhead stating that YOU are the enemy.

BORN TO KILL

>>1542
You don't have to imagine, it's reality. When I was in the military you were indoctrinated to hate the enemy. Now the white guys in the military are indoctrinated to believe that they're too white and how to act less white.

>>1536
moar!

>>1543
I'm like 90% sure I know what this guy's voice sounds like without having heard it

hey guys I'm starting a group called the KayKayKay who's in?

Join the QueQueQue. We have tacos.

>>1549
need a bass player?

>>1554
are bass players good at hate crimes?

The frontman gets all the Ash

Join the Hey, Hey, Hey, we have fried chicken

Join the Wu Tang Clan, we have fried...

>>1558

fuck, nevermind.

>>1559
You likey flied lice?

regretting that joke now

>>1561
Don't regret it, I'm sure The Ash got a chuckle out of the posts so it was well worth it.

>>1564
I'm sure she got a hearty cringe

I can't find the "journey into runescape" vid, do any of you guys have it?

>>1605
this one?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5E0Xt31Zut0 [Embed]

The Ash put her money where her mouth is and said things that most people would only dare to think. Gotta love her.

>>1606
oh yeah sorry I'm a retard

>>1606
I wish Ashley would come into my room at night and watch me sleep

>>1557
>>1559
Wuhan lab ain't nuthing to fuck wit

>>1611
If I had my druthers I'd rather go into Ashley's room at night and watch her sleep.

speaking of sleep I actually legit had a dream about her the other day, which surprisingly almost never happens.
we met irl at some unknown event and I managed to get her to give me her phone number, then as she was walking off I nervously asked if I could call her sometime, and without missing a beat and loud enough for everyone around to hear she replied "I fap every day". not to be shown up I replied "yeah me too", it's not actually true though I happen to be on a nofap streak at the moment.
once again this was actually a real dream, I'm not just shitposting.

>>1617
I jokingly post about dreams of her, but I actually did have a dream about her the other night. I woke up and was like, wow, that was Ashley. Nothing crazy happened. I can't even remember everything clearly, but she was just there with me. She looked different, but it was Ashley, like, I knew it was her in my dream automatically and it sounded like her. I've only ever had a few dreams with Ashley in them.

>>966
the account is back up? i guess she didn't delete it