>>1031231 >>1031234 >>1031237 Let's get back to our party neets! Remember, to win $5 million we had to give away or spend $1 million in 1 month...
>You run through the crowd, squeeze your way up to the stage, and take the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen, the circus is about to begin.' >"Wait a minute! Just a minute!'' cries a voice behind you. It's Mr. McKeevy, the town mayor! What does he want? >He takes the microphone away from you and begins a speech, thanking you for throwing the party. He thanks you for twenty minutes as you stand behind him, growing more and more embarrassed. "Finally, I just want to say that the people of this town didn't think it fair for you to pay for this wonderful party," the mayor yells. "We took up a collection. Everyone in town donated ten dollars, and I'm happy to say we have $300,000 for you." >The crowd cheers, the entire park in one enormous, ear-shattering roar. "Oh, no, oh, no!" you moan to yourself. "I'm going to make a profit on this party! I just know it!" >"And I have more good news!" the mayor cries. >You don't know how much more good news you can take! >"The Cadillac dealer in town has volunteered to donate all of the Cadillac door prizes! They won't cost you a penny!" >Again, the huge crowd roars. >Will there be more "good" news?