I had a sneaky look inside the campsite donation box, and besides from the 2x $5 notes of mine (been here there two days), there was a 5 cent coin.

>have big caravan
>have big Dodge RAM truck
>increase tenants' rents so to blow $100+/day in fuel without using any of my own moneys
>walk smugly up the to campground donation box so everyone see me being a big man who does the right thing by Donating to the volunteers like the big man I am
>get out my big wallet and flick through the notes compartment.
>only put 5 cents in