Today on the NEET Shopping Channel, we have an exceptional product to show to you all: a portable espresso cobbee maker!

I got this one for half-price at Anaconda ($99 with the club-signup-privacy-analrape)

* USB-C chargeable
* can boil water (takes about 7 minutes), or immediately do an extraction with already-boiled water
* takes Nespresso capsules or ground cobbee
* hoboneets smoking weed is so Boomer. Become the elite cardboard box hoboneet with this on-the-go cobbee maker!