Junkie came into work today and tried taking to karen at the counter, I walked over and asked the junkie what they wanted and the junkie (speaking junkie) explained that they were on the way to meet a dealer but got lost and needed a toilet to shoot up in.

Replying automatically in the vernacular I explained that there was a public toilet down the road near the park, there was a numbered bus stop next to the park and the deal spot was on the far side of the park by the road.

Karen understood none of this and when she asked what the junkie wanted I just said that he was looking for a toilet. She promptly told everyone that I was friends with all the drug addicts and "some person" came in looking for me, this was an out and out lie and I hope karen gets hit by the number 9 bus and the junkie steals her purse.