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Possum once subjected my arse to an artillery bombardment for three whole days (72 hours).
He used over 4,500kg of TNT to bombard my arse, the equivelant of .032/198+4 Krakatoa's or 3 faked moon landings.
At the end of this vile and heinous bombardment he unleashed 8 battalions, a full 12,000 infanty in an attempt to take my arse for his own.
Little did he know deep and reinforced bunkers had been dug into my arsecrack and his barrage achieved relatively nothing.
As his battalions advanced my arses defenders leapt from the arse bunkers to take position.
Possums troops were cut down in droves by rifle and machine gun fire, their bodies strewn about like old goon casks sucked dry of all goodness and decency.
At the end of the day tens of thousands of Europes finest young men lay dead, a testament to Possums lust for power and my arse.