Was really hungover at the airport today. Just awful. Had trouble checking in and then they re-scanned my bag a few times going through security and even got my laptop our to scan it individually. Thought for some sure cunt from the AFP was gonna come out and demand to see my frog collection or something. Had a coffee and then really needed to shit but had to board.
Thank Christ you can use the toilets on the plane before takeoff. Otherwise I was at real risk of a rectal catastrophe.
Turns out you can't use the sinks before takeoff though and because I was cramped over the tiny torlet and ejecting last nights pub feed I got poo on my thumb multiple times and couldn't wash it off with water. Thought I was gonna vomit when we hit turbulence and I was in an exit row so had no munt bag. Just a stressful day overall.