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08/29/2025 (Fri) 00:01
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08/29/2025 (Fri) 00:01
No.955130
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>>955127
>be me, Dezi Freeman
>last of the bushrangers, first of the sovereign citizens
>literally got “Freeman” in the name, God chose me for this
>freeman on the land, sovereign as fuck
>10 badmen roll up, trespassing on MY crown land grant (handwritten in biro, legally binding)
>smoke two like Winnie Blues at smoko
>their mates turn into Olympic sprinters
>5 mins later their mates bring more yowies call in SOG, TRG, AFP, NSWPF, NASA, Space Force, and a bloke named bradly with a phone from Kmart
>coppers do 600 flyovers, still think I’m hiding in my shed
>Jokes on them, I am the shed now
>crisis actors on TV pretending I exist, sipping taxpayer Red Wine at zog FOB winery
>cop chopper does 400 laps over my property
>I literally crouch behind a wheelie bin and they can’t see me
>thermal imaging = defeated by $2 space blanket from Clark Rubber
>helicopter spotlight shines on me
>I T-pose and whisper “acknowledge my sovereignty”
>be me, Dezi Freeman
>last of the bushrangers, first of the sovereign citizens
>literally got “Freeman” in the name, God chose me for this
>freeman on the land, sovereign as fuck
>10 badmen roll up, trespassing on MY crown land grant (handwritten in biro, legally binding)
>smoke two like Winnie Blues at smoko
>their mates turn into Olympic sprinters
>5 mins later their mates bring more yowies call in SOG, TRG, AFP, NSWPF, NASA, Space Force, and a bloke named bradly with a phone from Kmart
>coppers do 600 flyovers, still think I’m hiding in my shed
>Jokes on them, I am the shed now
>crisis actors on TV pretending I exist, sipping taxpayer Red Wine at zog FOB winery
>cop chopper does 400 laps over my property
>I literally crouch behind a wheelie bin and they can’t see me
>thermal imaging = defeated by $2 space blanket from Clark Rubber
>helicopter spotlight shines on me
>I T-pose and whisper “acknowledge my sovereignty”
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