Want to find out if she's into cosplay. I've already cemented the idea that colonialism is the defining trait of any succesful nation, so she gets the schtick. She tried to argue that they were happy clacking sticks together and something about eurocentric judgements but I rule Britania and said that clacking sticks isnt unique and westerners can do that too. I should learn some dutch sea shanties. Maybe get her to toke on a opium pipe in the video.