Lord Nuro just had the best shower of his life. Don’t knock the disabled Dunny. It’s a large flat tiled wee space with aircon. Just had a 1.5 hour shower (water was not running all the time derp) . Shaved exfoliated petticured. Chilled bottle of champas and a few Valium. Did some yoga too while watching cyclones oz and news channels projected on the other wall. Fuck should call a euro whore next time.

Best life and fuck I have earned it. 🤭