Yesterday Bill was supposed to be here. Sisterbot texted at 7am to say she had food poisoning and he had to look after the kids. Interesting that she prepared food for six (6) people and was the only one to have food poisoning. I would go so far as to call it an outright lie.
In her text message yesterday, she stated he would be here at 7.30am today and work until evening. He arrived at 8.30am. No mention of the previous day's food poisoning issue. After rooting around for ten (10) minutes he asked if I had another can of enamel paint, which I didn't, as he had always been responsible for calculating volumetric requirements and sourcing it.
After a phone call at 2.20pm, he said he had to go, saying his eldest girl was "sick" and "on the rag". I suspect this contrivance was a result of running out of paint.