09/09/2019 (Mon) 05:41:37
I dreamed there was this giant boong sage lady sitting cross legged. I was only as large as the space between her hands and elbows.
She saw me, picked me up, and put me on her lap. Then she whipped a titty out and forced it on my mouth.
I tried not to suckle but if I didn't suckle on her giant boong titty she would pinch my nose and keep me from breathing, so I did.
With every sip, the world I didn't notice was empty would become more and more colorful and become filled with these abstract shapes and stars and clouds of space gas began to show.
She tore off my scalp and broke a boomerang in half, inside the boomerang were these odd flakes that she poured into my brain, as if she was seasoning it.
The flakes were composed of knowledge and the deepest secrets of the universe opened up to me, in ascending order of importance. When the last piece of knowledge was about to be poured into my head she stopped. She said "UNNA" and at that moment I knew what it meant and I stored it in my heart.
She put my scalp back in place and I woke up.