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NEET General #14 - Sowing NEETs Edition NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:19:20 [Preview] No. 11264
Get your hands into the rich dark earth NEETs.

Old thread: >>10248

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:21:51 [Preview] No.11267 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:22:26 [Preview] No.11268 del
i wanked to craig

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:24:20 [Preview] No.11269 del
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Dirt farming is for mongs

N+ NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:30:24 [Preview] No.11270 del
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some weird OP lately...

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:33:41 [Preview] No.11272 del
Was he vomiting?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:45:21 [Preview] No.11274 del
I wanked on craig

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:50:56 [Preview] No.11276 del
That post was the originator of NasBoong tbh

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 04:59:56 [Preview] No.11277 del
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there was actually a really good aussie thread on 4pol today...

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:00:32 [Preview] No.11278 del
By my calculations there's 3 named NEETs and 8 unnamed NEETs still in the old thread

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:04:11 [Preview] No.11280 del
we are in the future

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:05:14 [Preview] No.11281 del
Farken dogs I farken at least hope ya told em about da UNNA AY

N+ NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:06:20 [Preview] No.11282 del
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well im off to employment provider... my course enrollment just came through i cant wait to tell them to leave me the fuck alone ;)

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:09:45 [Preview] No.11283 del
Worst at giving or receiving ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:10:24 [Preview] No.11286 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:12:17 [Preview] No.11289 del
Good luck Nuro.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:16:56 [Preview] No.11290 del
good afternoonga neets

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:18:11 [Preview] No.11291 del
have fun

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:18:58 [Preview] No.11292 del
Good afternoon UNNA

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:19:56 [Preview] No.11293 del
hello cuz.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:21:45 [Preview] No.11294 del
aye m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:22:26 [Preview] No.11295 del
Good pic. Shit post.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:24:58 [Preview] No.11296 del
show your working

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:33:59 [Preview] No.11297 del
>tfw I'm actually gettin decent workloads from the agency
Looks like I'm a wagie again

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:35:29 [Preview] No.11298 del
We average 38.3 shitposts an hour and NEETs need to post at least 4 of those to get a name.
Using these figures and some other ones I made up we can deduce that I am talking bollocks

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:42:53 [Preview] No.11299 del
Well done mate.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:44:04 [Preview] No.11300 del
Good onya m8
Now you're wageing you'll need to put in a gf application or you'll have too much money

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:46:02 [Preview] No.11301 del
Only the finest boong ladies.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:46:48 [Preview] No.11302 del
I doubt I could afford a boong chick that hot

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:57:27 [Preview] No.11303 del
Posting from work
Fuck the system

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.11304 del
if you work how can you be a neet

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:03:23 [Preview] No.11305 del
I am a NEET,an employer and a benefactor of young women in trouble
The NEET works in mysterious ways.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:03:36 [Preview] No.11306 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LLn3FT9BsRs [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:05:51 [Preview] No.11307 del
>Fuck the system

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:15:57 [Preview] No.11308 del
NEET is a state of mind.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:17:39 [Preview] No.11309 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:22:19 [Preview] No.11310 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:33:31 [Preview] No.11311 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:40:58 [Preview] No.11312 del
Quiet Tuesday arvo in the NEET thread

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:43:36 [Preview] No.11313 del
I am home now.
Postie left my cigars on the front porch.
Having one (1) left over can of "zero sugar vodka citrus mixed drink".

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:44:15 [Preview] No.11314 del
I've been playing with my NEETstick

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:48:15 [Preview] No.11315 del
Been watching thems asian tapestries.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:48:54 [Preview] No.11316 del
I am waiting for someone else to play with mine.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:49:10 [Preview] No.11317 del
Decent cigars ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:50:50 [Preview] No.11318 del
>my cigars
Throw them in the bin.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:51:11 [Preview] No.11319 del
Are you going to do the meth?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:51:15 [Preview] No.11320 del
He won't fall for your tricks again binNEET

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:51:49 [Preview] No.11321 del
Vile self-destructive debauchery

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:52:10 [Preview] No.11322 del
Don't know yet, got whisky,rum and cannabis anyway.
Probably will.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:52:38 [Preview] No.11323 del
>10K's hobbies

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:52:41 [Preview] No.11324 del
Bit over $300 worth for 6 or 7, so yes.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:53:27 [Preview] No.11325 del
I gotta get some good cigars again, damn fine way to finish up an evening.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:55:23 [Preview] No.11326 del
Might light one in the surgeon's office tomorrow while I'm haranguing the secretary about their dodgy/potentially fraudulent invoice.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:55:31 [Preview] No.11327 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:56:03 [Preview] No.11328 del
Bit or dark chocolate and some scotch will pair nicely I think.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:57:09 [Preview] No.11329 del
My ex got me a proper Cuban on my 21st, came in it's own little tin tube.
Nicest tobacco I ever smoked.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 06:59:28 [Preview] No.11330 del
Oh, Is Captain Morgan acceptable or is it cheap shit ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:00:33 [Preview] No.11331 del
The 5 different Padron's are made in Nicaragua according to the wooden box they came in.

The Romeo y Julieta is a genuine Cuban.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:01:41 [Preview] No.11332 del
I am jealous now
you bastard

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:02:02 [Preview] No.11333 del
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>we use the traditional bacca aye unna

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:02:15 [Preview] No.11334 del
I don't think anybody drinks rum neat, so it should be OK.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:02:59 [Preview] No.11335 del
Smoking trees harms unborn babies

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:03:40 [Preview] No.11336 del
Cool, cheers.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:03:56 [Preview] No.11337 del
Not to mention climate change. Why aren't the greenies harassing boongs about this stuff?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:04:16 [Preview] No.11338 del
Maybe wait for a second opinion though. I don't know enough.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:04:33 [Preview] No.11339 del
>Why aren't the greenies harassing boongs about this stuff?
The greenie fears the strong upright erect boong man

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:05:29 [Preview] No.11340 del
It's all good, I've 2 bottles of whisky if she doesn't like it.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.11341 del
A street smart ho isn't going to get drunk with a client anyway.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:07:35 [Preview] No.11342 del
Umm, she has the last 4 times

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:08:14 [Preview] No.11343 del
and I'm not sure if I'm a client or not anymore

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:08:54 [Preview] No.11344 del
Tipsy or actual shitfaced?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.11345 del
This whole situation has me concerned. This girl is trouble.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:10:06 [Preview] No.11346 del
Pretty shitfaced, we nearly finished the 2nd bottle last time

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:12:30 [Preview] No.11347 del
It's going pretty good so far
I don't exactly live a normal life myself which probably helps

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:15:38 [Preview] No.11348 del
All of them are.
Boong traps only or you'll burn your wand.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:16:17 [Preview] No.11349 del
>Boong traps only
Boongles ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:20:03 [Preview] No.11350 del
Did some dishes. Have a few more to do once this lot dries.
Need to have a shave tonight. Haven't done so for a few weeks.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:20:33 [Preview] No.11351 del
hairy unkempt NEETs

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:21:25 [Preview] No.11352 del
you forgot smelly

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:24:29 [Preview] No.11353 del
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A NEETs manly fragrance is his own business good sir

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:24:32 [Preview] No.11354 del
5x5 seated OHP
5X5 seated chest press
5x5 OHP in the rack
5x5 bicep curls
5x5 bench press (3x5 when I'm tired/lazy)
The mug is more NK tier.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, I bought beef and vegetable pastie for $6.50 today for morning break and they served it with tomato relish instead of sauce and the pastry was soggy.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:24:40 [Preview] No.11355 del
You look terrible.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:26:10 [Preview] No.11356 del
Good work. When you do the seated OHP, do you use dumbbells?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:26:18 [Preview] No.11357 del
I like soggy pastry. Back in my day a good soggy shortcrust was par for the course. That was before the degenerate puff pastry era (aka clown world) we are living in now.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:26:30 [Preview] No.11358 del
I know :(

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:27:08 [Preview] No.11359 del
Do you also like soggy biscuits ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:28:01 [Preview] No.11360 del
Depends who provides the topping.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:28:38 [Preview] No.11361 del
Possum always comes last

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:31:34 [Preview] No.11362 del
This was a vile insinuation and I apologise.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:31:38 [Preview] No.11363 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1IF2yZjqbmA [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:34:49 [Preview] No.11364 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U3X4u6nfyAw [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:35:38 [Preview] No.11365 del
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No, I do it with a machine where you load up the weights with the plates like this one.
Slightly soggy pastry is okay on sausage rolls and pies with non beef fillings if you ask me, but pasties and beef pies should always have crispy pastry.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:36:36 [Preview] No.11366 del
ah that's ok then. Your arms are separate loads so one can't carry the other like you can with a bar.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:36:48 [Preview] No.11367 del
I'd agree with that,I'll nuke sausage rolls but pasties and pies go in the oven

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:38:08 [Preview] No.11368 del
Cornish pasties traditionally have a flaky soggy-ish pastry.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:38:09 [Preview] No.11369 del
Gonna go for a river smoke

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:38:52 [Preview] No.11370 del
>smart ho
Women who suck dick for a living don't always have the sharpest of wits.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:39:22 [Preview] No.11371 del
Going to the shops, you NEETs want anything?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:39:26 [Preview] No.11372 del
Originally they didn't eat the pastry
The Cornish minors had grubby coal hands so they'd eat the filling with a spoon
They used to do them with meat and veg in one end and fruit in the other

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:39:37 [Preview] No.11373 del
No but after a while the really dumb ones get ripped off, maimed, or killed.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:40:05 [Preview] No.11374 del
How many conversations are you basing this assumption on ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:40:51 [Preview] No.11375 del
yes and the top knot was a handle

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:41:10 [Preview] No.11376 del
I don't mean to be rude or talk down to you guys but you really should stop getting your whore information/opinion from tv.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:41:28 [Preview] No.11377 del
Bring me back a tub of sour cream.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:41:53 [Preview] No.11378 del
Still waiting on my 30kg of rice from yesterday

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:42:03 [Preview] No.11379 del
>they didn't eat the pastry
I doubt that. A bit of black coal dust wouldn't have held them back.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:42:09 [Preview] No.11380 del
30kg of rice

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:42:26 [Preview] No.11381 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:42:54 [Preview] No.11382 del
Could you pick me up 30kg rice please, I was supposed to get it for another neet earlier but my local coles didn't have any...thanks m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:43:07 [Preview] No.11383 del
Bugger it, I could use some rice too.
30kg should do it

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:43:59 [Preview] No.11384 del
>coal dust
High in protein. Puts hairs on your chest.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:44:14 [Preview] No.11385 del
>NEET shopping list
>tub of sour cream
>270Kg of rice

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:44:34 [Preview] No.11386 del
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If he gets enough 30kg bags, Webby can build a cigar smoking throne.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 07:51:11 [Preview] No.11387 del
Bring us back the smartest ho you can find, we have a NEET dispute to settle. But only if she's on special

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:00:39 [Preview] No.11388 del
So apparently they want to role out cashless welfare across the nation, quite worrying as most the stuff I buy is online.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.11389 del
Kek, i'll put mine on later if you like

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:07:24 [Preview] No.11390 del
That just means drug dealers get home delivered food from bogans

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:07:47 [Preview] No.11391 del
They are a long way from doing that. They are just trying to expand to a few more trial locations.

I don't think it would work in the long run because the inconvenience of people not being able to shop where they want and how they want will piss so many people off. Not just dole bludgers but businesses too.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:08:39 [Preview] No.11392 del
It might now happen. They've already pissed everybody off with the drug testing suggestion.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:09:05 [Preview] No.11393 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.11394 del
Honestly I'd benefit if they banned me from purchasing things like take aways and junk food.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:09:22 [Preview] No.11395 del
It could get very Judaic
The government would literally be directing all the cenno money in certain directions

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:10:22 [Preview] No.11396 del
>Not just dole bludgers but businesses too.

They don't care about the first and the second would only support such a move. It's going to be big business that gets put on these cards, it's just another way for them to strangle small business.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:10:43 [Preview] No.11397 del
>Coles sponsors Cunty McPoliticians election
>NEETs must shop at Coles

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.11398 del
>it's just another way for them to strangle small business
Very good point

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:12:07 [Preview] No.11399 del
It should be targeted. If a psychologist or social worker identifies someone as unable to control themselves then they get put on the restrictions. Everyone else isn't put on it until they demonstrate they need to be by being busted for drugs or parenting their children badly or being morbidly obese etc.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:12:15 [Preview] No.11400 del
You'd be buying black market KFC like on that South Park episode

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.11401 del
I've actually been inspired by this discussion on female intelligence to watch Howard Stern's "Battle of The Playmate Wits", where three playboy playmates are pitted against each other in tests of logic and knowledge. The results may surprise you.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tb_aJrtYnX0 [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:14:16 [Preview] No.11402 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:16:34 [Preview] No.11403 del
Some surprisingly smart people go off the rails at some time or another
And some amazingly dumb cunts get degrees and management jobs
It's a funny old world

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:17:28 [Preview] No.11404 del
>tfw you're a drug dealer defending the intelligence of whores to a bunch of unemployed Aussies

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:18:57 [Preview] No.11405 del
Thats true, the world is a random and chaotic place

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.11406 del
The certain directions being friends of the Liberal party.

Same way Rudd's missus registered an employment agency about a week after he (as a regular politician, not PM) saw plans for them augmenting Centerlink. That is how they became millionaires.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:21:05 [Preview] No.11407 del
Don't get me wrong, most junkies and whores are dumb as fuck, just not all of them.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:23:59 [Preview] No.11408 del
>From battle of the playmate wits
Howard: 'Who wrote "Huckleberry Finn"?'
Girl: 'I don't know.'
Howard: 'Take a guess. Just name any author.'
Girl: 'I can't think of any author!'

Howard: 'If you are 5 decades old, how old are you?'
Girl: '5000 years?'
Howard: 'Wrong.'
Girl: 'Oh, it's 500 then?'

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.11410 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:28:18 [Preview] No.11411 del
Technically I'm not actually unemployed

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:31:16 [Preview] No.11413 del
There was a guy running on the road on the way home. I called the cops on him.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:31:24 [Preview] No.11414 del
Carbon is life, trees are made of carbon, flowers are made from carbon, cats are made from carbon and even we are made from carbon. By releasing carbon from it's imprisonment beneath the earth we are only spreading life through the world. If we release all the carbon the world will turn into a lush and fertile place like it was and has many times been before the carbon was trapped. These fossil fuel critics are death mongers, we must burn all the fossil fuel to realise all the life they contain. Additionally Diamonds are made from Carbon so adding carbon to the atmosphere is really adding diamond to the atmosphere.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:31:32 [Preview] No.11415 del
I had an hour long lunch break.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:32:07 [Preview] No.11417 del
Well done mate.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:32:24 [Preview] No.11418 del
I wanked in craig

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:32:40 [Preview] No.11419 del
Make it a habit.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:32:42 [Preview] No.11420 del
It wont be enough.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:34:14 [Preview] No.11421 del
I need at least 100 (Me)s with at least 100 (You)s.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.11423 del
Long enough to have collected me and gone somewhere nice.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:35:10 [Preview] No.11424 del
Was it worth the $300 odd dollars?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:35:28 [Preview] No.11425 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:35:55 [Preview] No.11426 del
Don't dumb dumb.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:36:10 [Preview] No.11427 del
You posted this with a different 2D girl on /emm/

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:36:14 [Preview] No.11428 del
Wake and bake is great but it'll ruin your life.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:36:19 [Preview] No.11429 del
Howard asks a different girl the same question about how old are you if you're 5 decades old. She pumps both fists into the air with triumph and confidence as she answers:
Girl1: '50,000!'
Howard: 'That's close, but not right'
Girl2: 'You're 50'
Girl1: 'That's what I said! 50,000!'
Howard: 'No, FIFTY!'
Girl1: 'I said FIFTY!'
Howard: 'You said fifty-THOUSAND!'
Girl1 looks confused for several long seconds, then finally comprehension dawns on her face.
Girl1: '...oh'

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:36:39 [Preview] No.11430 del
I'm sure they will be.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:37:00 [Preview] No.11431 del
Get some coconut rum. I think bacardi is that, I've never tried it.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:37:37 [Preview] No.11432 del
All in order to spread the message.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:37:53 [Preview] No.11433 del
He'll end up having to pay her to get rid of her.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:38:09 [Preview] No.11434 del
He needs 151 or whatever it is.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:38:16 [Preview] No.11435 del
My Grandfather used to tell me to only smoke once the sun is down and to be straight by the time I go to bed. It's a good rule.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:38:45 [Preview] No.11436 del
Not when you are in the midst of group NEETery

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.11437 del
>Nuro first
Shit does float.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.11438 del
The cream rises to the top.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:39:51 [Preview] No.11439 del
It's not a lie though.
Tantric marsupial fellatio

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:40:11 [Preview] No.11440 del
>tfw I'd rather have Howard back..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6KlNfpTVWGk [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:40:18 [Preview] No.11441 del
> who lives in Bowral
Doesn't he live in Brisbane now?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:40:46 [Preview] No.11442 del
People rise to the level of their own incompetence.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:41:16 [Preview] No.11443 del
I like long haired NEETs too.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:44:27 [Preview] No.11444 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:44:43 [Preview] No.11445 del
Who is this? Better not be another unnamedNEET, I'm feeling vulnerable.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.11446 del
Yeah, fuck him, it was on main north too which is 80kph.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.11447 del
Not every day but I have done it a few times lately.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:45:59 [Preview] No.11448 del
I'm not clicking it.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:46:52 [Preview] No.11449 del
Get your own rice.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:47:24 [Preview] No.11450 del
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Now Howard is asking them "what do jews wear on their heads?". One of the girls has a jewish surname. It doesn't help - none of them know. There is a clear and inverse correlation between intelligence and beauty here - the cutest playmate is unbelievably dumb.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:47:33 [Preview] No.11451 del
Exceptional. That is really cool.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:48:42 [Preview] No.11452 del
I have that on a poster thing on the back of my shithouse door.
Murphy's Irish wisdom (or something)

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:49:11 [Preview] No.11453 del
>Aus wine

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:52:41 [Preview] No.11454 del
I've always known it as the Peter Principle.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:53:01 [Preview] No.11455 del
Certainly a classy looking bottle I've not seen before.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:54:04 [Preview] No.11456 del
Got a case of the sads today. Just the usual loneliness. I'm going to the gym though soon so hopefully I will feel a bit better then.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.11457 del
Push through it mate. It will pass.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:55:20 [Preview] No.11458 del
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Australia loves the Obama's...lol

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:56:31 [Preview] No.11459 del
Low quality.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:57:24 [Preview] No.11460 del
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You love Obongo...lol

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:57:28 [Preview] No.11461 del
Thanks mate. I asked on /aus/ or maybe /meatpie/ about depression around four year as I was feeling a bit rough and was really starting to set in motion topping myself. I was advised to 'just slog through it like a mad cunt' and honestly I think that is the best advice I could've heard. Hoping the future will be better is what keeps me going. I'm doing better now than I was four years ago so it gives me more hope.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:59:42 [Preview] No.11462 del
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Hello from Tokyo.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:00:11 [Preview] No.11463 del
Computer animation is trash. 3DCGI is vomit-inducing.
Please stop.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:01:37 [Preview] No.11464 del
Two elbows at once!1!

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:02:00 [Preview] No.11465 del
Why do Australian's like the Aborigines to shit on then?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:02:38 [Preview] No.11466 del
It's the natural order unna.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:03:45 [Preview] No.11467 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:04:35 [Preview] No.11468 del
>G'day! Fashion advice for blokes, from any mate.
Fuck I hate reddit so much.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:06:07 [Preview] No.11470 del
G'day! Why is a bloke going there, mate?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:08:46 [Preview] No.11472 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:09:30 [Preview] No.11473 del
I'm doing some clothes shopping and trying to find out what brands I should go for. I am not sure whether reddit is worse than whirlboomer but I am certainly leaning that way.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:11:51 [Preview] No.11474 del
I can never find clothes I like, modern fashion is awful. I am thinking I might have t shop at a suit store but that would be expensive.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.11475 del
Come on, do you hate anime? If you don't, then explain why you're perpetuating horriblesubs and CGI/3DCGI.
If you do, congratulations, you're doing your best to kill it you bastard.
Check these out. They're actually good, why don't you watch them?

N\+ NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:13:23 [Preview] No.11476 del
thanks. it went well


i like this photograph

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:13:26 [Preview] No.11477 del
Low quality post

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:13:31 [Preview] No.11478 del
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Hey shithead is that you?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:15:24 [Preview] No.11479 del
kek, see thats a bit better m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:16:11 [Preview] No.11480 del
This boong is NASBoong as fuck:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oIV0iQvNgH4 [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:17:44 [Preview] No.11481 del
Based proteinNEET

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:18:00 [Preview] No.11482 del
I agree that horrible subs is bad but there often is not much alternative, forma example the subs for Machikado Mazouku are awful but only two other groups sub it, one uses the same subs anyway and the other is not in 1080p and uses the same subs apart from some fixed Americanisations, but still I use the 720 ones. Fansubbing is kind of dead now, not that it doens't happen bu usually only it happens with niche releases and bluray releases.

There is nothing wrong with 3DCG, it enables anime like Kemono Friends to me made, it would never have been made otherwise.

>Check these out. They're actually good, why don't you watch them?

...How am I even supposed to know what they are from?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:18:52 [Preview] No.11483 del
I wonder if he would be able to speak his poor attempt at English if he was a full blood.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:18:52 [Preview] No.11484 del
That's not proteinNEET, that's one of my coworkers.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:20:28 [Preview] No.11485 del
I see you fancy black women..

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:22:34 [Preview] No.11486 del
I've had worse than that m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:23:09 [Preview] No.11487 del
Fuck yeah, what a dude.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:23:45 [Preview] No.11488 del
He sounds dumb.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:23:55 [Preview] No.11489 del
All Australian's must kiss my black ass.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.11490 del
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Michelle Obama is a man.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:25:12 [Preview] No.11491 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:25:44 [Preview] No.11492 del
Nevermind, I think it's sarcasm.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:26:33 [Preview] No.11493 del
Hell I'd suck her neetstick

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:27:45 [Preview] No.11494 del
Night all. Can't see the board improving this evening.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:28:00 [Preview] No.11495 del
>it enables anime like Kemono Friends to me made, it would never have been made otherwise.
That's a good thing.
Computers are used as a complicated tool to put the artist as far away as possible from what he's drawing, and when we get into 3D territory there's not even any human behind the creation anymore, just soulless computer geometry.
It's a cash grab with the explicit purpose of making the greatest sacrifices in quality possible to lower the price of the production. If it's digitally made animation, it was purposefully sabotaged in ill intent. It's bad in every occasion.

Don't worry about horriblesubs anime either, both the subs and the anime are horrible anyway. If anything, that they're ruined by the awful subtitling is a good thing as it draws people away from them, or it would be, if we didn't run into a some who gladly swim in garbage.

>How am I even supposed to know what they are from?
Reverse image searches.
But they're Legend of Lemnear, Megazone 23 (episode 1, the others look different), and El Hazard.
The ones from this post are Riding Bean, The Cockpit (3 story 3 episode OVA, forgot which episode, they also all look different), and the original Saint Seiya.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:28:49 [Preview] No.11496 del
made lots of chicken and rice that I'm putting in containers for meal prep. currently waiting on some potato to finish cooking.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:30:12 [Preview] No.11497 del
lol, cleverNEET

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:30:30 [Preview] No.11498 del

Doze nuts Iz mine....lol

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:32:12 [Preview] No.11499 del
>both the subs and the anime are horrible anyway.

Ahh. Your one of those hipsters that thing no good anime is made these days. That explains it.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:32:35 [Preview] No.11500 del
Yeah. The neets from bad homes have been allowed back on the internet. Good night.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:37:35 [Preview] No.11502 del
Sounds good. Getting your life in order.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:38:11 [Preview] No.11503 del
Ahh, they sound pretty similar.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:39:16 [Preview] No.11504 del
lol..... good on ya mate you managed to scare all the neets off who think this place is like facebook

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:40:07 [Preview] No.11505 del
Is it retard hour again ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:40:39 [Preview] No.11506 del
>look mum
>I'm trolling !!1

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:41:31 [Preview] No.11507 del
Just how do they do it?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:42:21 [Preview] No.11508 del
Analy and with lots of lube

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:42:43 [Preview] No.11509 del
Nope. It's largely dead, every now and then something decent comes out, but it cannot compare to earlier stuff in any measure, specially if the earlier one is hand drawn. I've watched loads of recent anime. Ergo Proxy, Konosuba, gabriel dropout, shoujo shuumatsu ryoukou, lucky star, and those are just a few random ones that immediately came to mind.
But in the end, most of them fall prey to being rehearsed cliche shit that sets your eyes on fire from how ugly it is. The greatest of recent anime is probably ergo proxy right there, it does everything perfectly, except it has fallen for the digital animation poison. Lots of digital series that do the same thing while being pretty to boot.
Is there anything digital as well animated as Robot Carnival? Is there a modern shounen that can at any moment compare to Saint Seiya's 12 temples arc? Is there a greater love story/idolshit anime to come out in the digital era that compares to Kimagure Orange Road?
Not at all. No competition. It's not because others are new, it's because they're trash. If anything you're part of the collective prideful mindset that says things automatically get better over time, when making this assumption and not acting towards the goal has caused the mess we're left it today.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:43:31 [Preview] No.11510 del
>Lots of digital series that do the same thing while being pretty to boot.
Funny slip, but I mean hand-drawn series there.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:43:43 [Preview] No.11511 del
Are people discussing gook cartoons here now ?
For fucks sake
I miss 8chan

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:45:57 [Preview] No.11512 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.11513 del
>I miss 8chan
I don't

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:47:24 [Preview] No.11514 del
Ever read up on Chinese cannibalism? Horrifying.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:47:33 [Preview] No.11515 del
>I don't
i do

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:48:48 [Preview] No.11517 del
They gotta eat

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:48:51 [Preview] No.11518 del
I do.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:50:27 [Preview] No.11519 del
What do you miss all the hate from /pol or all the namefagging from /ausneets

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:50:33 [Preview] No.11520 del

fuck dude thats a random factoid i didnt know id learn today

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:52:08 [Preview] No.11521 del
Australia's finest poontang

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:52:10 [Preview] No.11522 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:52:35 [Preview] No.11523 del
what are the best cream/milky liqueurs? i like to have something sweet and yummy to sip in the evening after dinner. I've tried a few of the cheaper ones. I bought Finbar O'Leary's espresso something from Dan's last week and, upon opening it tonight, it tastes like fucking shit and I have nothing else but red wine.

yeah man. i get pretty fucking miserable if I'm not organised. this helps

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:53:48 [Preview] No.11524 del
That is disgusting man

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:55:40 [Preview] No.11525 del
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thats one fine lookin bong mate

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:55:45 [Preview] No.11526 del
America's top shelf pointing.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.11527 del
try Amarula shits like 35 bucks at dans and is a treat

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:56:38 [Preview] No.11528 del
>kek Boong

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:57:46 [Preview] No.11529 del
I know it happened sometimes in Chinese warfare such as in sieges and apparently Liu Bei's army resorted to it during a retreat.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 09:58:29 [Preview] No.11530 del
Look up a book named "Cannibalism in China" by "Key Ray Chong"
>The Chinese often ate their enemies out of hatred or revenge during wartime. During World War II, hate-cannibalism is reported to have occurred in China. Later, as the civil war between the Communists and the Nationalists went on for control of China, some Communist soldiers were executed routinely in a far-interior district; and their flesh and bones were eaten out of a spirit of revenge. One American priest told of seeing a Chinese Nationalist officer cut out and eat the heart of a Chinese Communist.
>As late as the 19th century, it was not unusual for Chinese executioners to eat the heart and brains of the criminals they disaptch. They also ate a portion of the human meat for health reasons, but when some extra meat was left, they sold it for profit.
>Cannibalism was also often involved in the punishment of criminals in Imperial China. After having been publicly executed, the bodies of the criminals were made available for public exhibition and consumption.
>The most popular methods for preparing human flesh were broiling, roasting, boiling and steaming. Next was pickling in salt, wine, sauce and the like.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:00:07 [Preview] No.11531 del
please don't send me beautiful white women. stick to our native treasures instead.
thanks will check this out next pay day

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:00:20 [Preview] No.11532 del
hmmmm pickled kidneys

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:00:21 [Preview] No.11533 del
Australia does have some fine looking women.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:01:21 [Preview] No.11534 del
perfect for sucking the Penis

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:01:29 [Preview] No.11535 del
>boy piss
what the fuck they bring chinese rape babies to australia for
do white aussies mix with them? you know the way american whites mix with blacks

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:02:41 [Preview] No.11536 del
She'll suck the head off..

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:02:51 [Preview] No.11537 del
I don't watch Id*l or romance garbage. Name a retro anime version of shoujo shuumatsu ryoukou and lucky star that you say you have watched or Kemono Freinds that we have mentioned.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:03:57 [Preview] No.11538 del
chinese cuisine sure is delicious!

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:04:10 [Preview] No.11539 del
>Hai (醢 hai3): minced and hashed meat
This is a chinese word/chinkrune.
By the translation, you can assume it's a culinary term.
It is, and it's also a sentence for crimes. Why? Because the minced human meat was eaten afterward, obviously.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:05:30 [Preview] No.11540 del
at least those chinese know how to make a bloody mean cartoon

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:05:46 [Preview] No.11541 del
Blacks are only 12% of America's population and only a small percentage of whites mix with blacks it all overrated by the bullshit media.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:09:21 [Preview] No.11542 del
not really. usually the half casts breed with other whites and further dilute the boong blood. not normally a lot of full on boongs with whites.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:09:34 [Preview] No.11543 del
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Get you some of that!!

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:10:03 [Preview] No.11544 del
>12% blacks
>6% males
>3% adult males
>maybe 0.5% that will mix
I believe you man

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:10:10 [Preview] No.11545 del
The unna genes are also recessive.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.11546 del
Oh yeah I want some watermelonBUM

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:11:42 [Preview] No.11547 del
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Bro you are a smart guy... Good with statistics.


NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:15:22 [Preview] No.11548 del
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America's black women are the fatest in the world they sit home and eat free food from the government all day.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:16:34 [Preview] No.11549 del
you're welcome m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:19:26 [Preview] No.11550 del
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Whatever happened to this Australian girl Ashley she was on the American TV show Gold Rush?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:20:01 [Preview] No.11551 del
Are you trolling or trying to be entertaining in a retarded fashion ?
Either way you suck at it

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:21:11 [Preview] No.11552 del
The niceNEEts will be happy to hear I shall not be taking meth tonight
My moral purity remains intact

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:21:43 [Preview] No.11553 del
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Did you have a good time with that pic....lol

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:22:19 [Preview] No.11554 del
good to hear neet

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:23:20 [Preview] No.11555 del
Your anal capacity shall remain pure for another day.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:23:21 [Preview] No.11556 del
Come on spastic, even nuro does better than that

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:23:50 [Preview] No.11557 del
It's not my anal cavity getting explored tonight m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:25:39 [Preview] No.11558 del
M8 try harder.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:26:36 [Preview] No.11559 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:27:30 [Preview] No.11560 del
Good boy.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:27:59 [Preview] No.11561 del
Seriously, why are /b/tards so shit at trolling these days ?
>be mildly annoying
seems to be literally all they have.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:31:22 [Preview] No.11562 del
Speak up boong

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:35:14 [Preview] No.11564 del
With meth it's only a matter of time m8

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:37:46 [Preview] No.11565 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:39:39 [Preview] No.11566 del
And they recognise nuro's name
And they ask about other namefags
Fuck this shit

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:41:58 [Preview] No.11567 del
Well NEET, save for kemono friends you made me look up references for specifically the good recent anime.

If we're talking the game references of lucky star, there's nothing, because hand drawn anime predates most of the gaming stuff explored there. If we're talking slice of life, try Urusei Yatsura. It's the original slice of life.
Kimagure Orange Road is very much a slice of life also. Every other anime by UY's author qualifies too, there's Maison Ikkoku from that author that's heavier on the slice of life. Half of Megazone 23 is the characters going about their daily lives while the protagonist moves around in his bike.
>shoujo shuumatsu
People wandering a post-apocalyptic earth, mostly lonely. A very original setting, even if it doesn't sound like it immediately. So much there's nothing like it other than shoujo shuumatsu, new or old.
If we exclude that and start talking about its other aspects, then there's plenty done before.
If we're just talking cute girls being cute, that's basically what most anime have. I think when people say this they really mean moe. That's nearly non existent since it's mostly a modern invention. I can point out Dragon Pink and Magic Knight Rayearth for the closest to moe I'm aware of. But if you're looking for attractive girls, you won't find more attractive or original ones outside old anime.
Closest to being all about cute girls doing cute things is the mahou shoujo genre where the main characters are always girls and they get involved in girly stuff.
If we're talking comfy, that's also mahou shoujo, or just the downtime of any shounen. There's Galaxy Express 999, maison ikkoku, any slow-paced anime.
If we're talking post apocayptic, trigun, area 88.

>kemono friends
Dora the goddamn Explorer.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 10:48:29 [Preview] No.11568 del
Wait, not Dragon Pink. The correct one is Dragon Half.
Dragon Pink is some random hentai with a similar name.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:05:49 [Preview] No.11569 del
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Whatever happened to crocodile Dundee?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:07:04 [Preview] No.11570 del
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Dundee moron.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:07:39 [Preview] No.11571 del
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Dundee is a faggot.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:08:50 [Preview] No.11572 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:10:36 [Preview] No.11573 del
Good, you don't need that shit.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:16:23 [Preview] No.11574 del
Very good NEET.
If you need something to fill that void, there's always this funny drug called "boong phallus"

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:19:05 [Preview] No.11575 del
Good work NEET

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:21:17 [Preview] No.11576 del
Who is Dundee?
Is that Nuro's name on 4chan?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:23:43 [Preview] No.11577 del
You can't possibly not know Dundee.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:27:42 [Preview] No.11578 del
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Crocodile Dundee is that famous Australian movie star.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:30:08 [Preview] No.11579 del
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Crocodile Dundee is a 1986 Australian-American action comedy film set in the Australian Outback and in New York City. It stars Paul Hogan as the weathered Mick Dundee. Hogan's future wife Linda Kozlowski portrayed Sue Charlton.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:31:03 [Preview] No.11580 del

>Linda Kozlowski
She was quite a looker back in the day.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:31:59 [Preview] No.11581 del
She damn sure was.. she made the movie a hit.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:33:51 [Preview] No.11582 del
>she made the movie a hit
I wouldn't go that far.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:33:52 [Preview] No.11583 del
Without Gulpalil it would've been shit.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:35:32 [Preview] No.11584 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:35:46 [Preview] No.11585 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:35:51 [Preview] No.11586 del
Good night oriental fancier.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:36:17 [Preview] No.11587 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:37:30 [Preview] No.11589 del
Gook night

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:54:29 [Preview] No.11590 del
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I hope you dream of this one deepthroating your cock, but remember racemixing is wrong.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 11:59:53 [Preview] No.11592 del
How long has endchan been back up for? I checked back here periodically, only to not be able to reach the site

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:00:30 [Preview] No.11593 del
Good night

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:02:40 [Preview] No.11594 del
Why not?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:03:46 [Preview] No.11595 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:04:31 [Preview] No.11596 del
endchan was up the whole time. It was just the .org domain that went down. We have all been here on the .net domain the entire time.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:06:21 [Preview] No.11597 del
I feel quite isolated as well

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:08:36 [Preview] No.11598 del
Well aren’t I the fool

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:08:45 [Preview] No.11599 del
Melborne NEET cuddling session is in progress.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:09:08 [Preview] No.11600 del
What’s the point behind changing from .org to .net

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:11:20 [Preview] No.11601 del
Several NEETs have been fooled the same way mate. There is no shame.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:11:55 [Preview] No.11602 del
Who knows. They got rid of the .xyz first.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:13:31 [Preview] No.11603 del
It didn't "change". The website was/is behind multiple TLDs in case one drops it.
Look at the bottom of endchan.net for every address you can access this place with, store it in case it gets harder to access.
There's also hidden services which can protect your anonymity without paying for a VPN and allow access even if your ISP blocks the place, which is neat. Avoid TOR though.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:15:51 [Preview] No.11604 del
Avoid Tor? What do I use then?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:21:24 [Preview] No.11605 del
i2p or lokinet.
There's yggdrasil but it doesn't try to make you anonymous, it's mostly there to fix the horrible routing and lack of integrated encryption of the internet protocols. still a good choice with that caveat though.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:31:56 [Preview] No.11606 del
Noted. I can’t have this incident play out again. I was lost in the ether for a good two weeks

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:37:42 [Preview] No.11607 del
do ya reckon B.T. ever shitposted here? I mean before he did his thing and took 8ch to the next level.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:39:56 [Preview] No.11608 del
Fuck off

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:43:20 [Preview] No.11609 del
But i mean he was a neet for those 2 years he prepared like a centurion. its totally possible.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:48:17 [Preview] No.11610 del
I cannot get loki net to work it says default failed to start, how to fix? set up a net user and un and reinstalled it.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:49:41 [Preview] No.11611 del
Name a better singer than Priscilla and Alizee

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:51:01 [Preview] No.11612 del
I'm in the video. On the right.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:54:32 [Preview] No.11613 del
(5.20 MB 640x360 unna.webm)

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:56:53 [Preview] No.11614 del
teeny bopper shit, synthwave is where its at

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 12:58:08 [Preview] No.11615 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MPJ0AB12h1I [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:02:46 [Preview] No.11616 del
Synthwave is teeny bopper shit.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:03:55 [Preview] No.11617 del
Can I find a gf like Priscilla in Australia?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:05:57 [Preview] No.11618 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:07:02 [Preview] No.11619 del
What's happened to Gahoole2?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:07:51 [Preview] No.11620 del
God there were a lot of couples around my age at the shops, tried hard to not let it go to my head, it worked for the most part. Night Night NEETs.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:08:01 [Preview] No.11621 del
I leave see you in 3 months.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:09:45 [Preview] No.11622 del
Let it go to your cock and rape a couple.
Channel your inner boong.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:14:34 [Preview] No.11624 del
Good night

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:14:56 [Preview] No.11625 del
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This is Priscilla with her dogs.
Now I need to go.
See you in December for christmas Mr lawrence.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 13:55:32 [Preview] No.11626 del
see you guys later

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 14:11:08 [Preview] No.11627 del
Finally found you guys again since endchan went down due to the trannies on snitchchan. I was going to hold a board on julay.world for cruisy but do you guys want to join the webring or move to julay?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 18:14:34 [Preview] No.11628 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 19:02:35 [Preview] No.11630 del
4 hard boiled eggs for first breakfast.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 19:22:02 [Preview] No.11631 del
Morning neets. Anyone seen post >>11629 ?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 19:29:28 [Preview] No.11632 del
I'm the same NEET, double good morning to you.
>Anyone seen post
Reading into it now.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 19:38:20 [Preview] No.11633 del
Looks pretty shit, and I'm saying that while posting on endchan.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 19:53:44 [Preview] No.11634 del
Sorry, just noticed that the post number was missing from this thread. Didn't care about the post itself. I'm used to us having only one active thread.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:03:03 [Preview] No.11636 del
Don't be sorry lol. I just checked it out in the hopes that it might be a more dedicated /ausneets/ board.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:24:51 [Preview] No.11637 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:26:44 [Preview] No.11638 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:37:15 [Preview] No.11640 del
Well bantered.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:37:22 [Preview] No.11641 del
Happy 9/11 Cunts

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 20:41:31 [Preview] No.11642 del
off ta wanked poo, cya

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:03:42 [Preview] No.11643 del
It's not really 9/11 until tonight, when it's 9/11 in the morning in NYC. Question - has there been a single year since 2001 when muslims didn't attack western targets?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:09:46 [Preview] No.11644 del
It's part of their culture, don't be racist.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:13:14 [Preview] No.11645 del

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:14:09 [Preview] No.11646 del
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Noticed this happy coincidence.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:18:00 [Preview] No.11647 del
I forgot what we used to say to him to piss him off.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:22:25 [Preview] No.11648 del
Pretty much anything.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:26:15 [Preview] No.11649 del
I remember his food being pretty dry.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:33:28 [Preview] No.11650 del
why is your time coming up as 21:26. Are you in perth?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:34:51 [Preview] No.11651 del
Check the 'Use local time' box at the bottom.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.11652 del
> found you guys again
Is this a meme?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:41:16 [Preview] No.11653 del
OH thank Kek for that! i thought id slept thru the day and missed my cenno appointment.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:42:39 [Preview] No.11654 del
I don't think it would be 9:30 PM in Perth, mate.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:44:00 [Preview] No.11655 del
Not all NEETs can be big brained like us.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:45:21 [Preview] No.11656 del
yeah they are behind or something. Because they are west of the southern hemisphere

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:45:38 [Preview] No.11657 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 21:58:39 [Preview] No.11658 del
15 mins of afterhour magic already. Don't even have the phone.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:11:46 [Preview] No.11659 del
Can I have 30kg of rice please?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:16:27 [Preview] No.11660 del
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What will you do for it?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:21:40 [Preview] No.11661 del
What would you like?

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:22:02 [Preview] No.11662 del
>white rice

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:22:03 [Preview] No.11663 del
Good morning woight dogs.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.11664 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:23:31 [Preview] No.11665 del
Morning, Neville.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:24:07 [Preview] No.11666 del
I am taking doggo to the vet again this morning. He has to have his progress checked after getting those two teeth removed last week.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:25:30 [Preview] No.11667 del
Be bad news if they started growing back and had to be removed again.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:25:50 [Preview] No.11668 del
That is what I'm worried about.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:26:07 [Preview] No.11669 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:26:43 [Preview] No.11670 del
waggles neetstick at possum

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:27:12 [Preview] No.11671 del
Dog don't grow new tootypegs

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:28:09 [Preview] No.11672 del
Stop fucking yah dog, yah mong cunt.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:39:07 [Preview] No.11673 del
Good morning.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:40:05 [Preview] No.11674 del
Maybe your dog doesn't.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:40:23 [Preview] No.11675 del
He was looking.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:45:13 [Preview] No.11676 del
If the spirit moves ya, let me groove ya.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:45:21 [Preview] No.11677 del
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NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:52:45 [Preview] No.11678 del
Craving a dozen whittaker's fresh hot jam donuts on this cold morning...yet the neet diet must continue.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 22:58:43 [Preview] No.11679 del
I believe in you fatso.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:02:40 [Preview] No.11680 del
Time to wage. Take it easy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xRQIdpBAdTw [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:06:00 [Preview] No.11681 del
Have a good day. Humble at least one of them please. Let them know their proper place.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:27:23 [Preview] No.11682 del
Do any of you just clean yourself up with the pants you're wearing when you're done with a wank? My underpants are basically my cumrags.

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:27:36 [Preview] No.11683 del
i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant

NEET 09/10/2019 (Tue) 23:27:53 [Preview] No.11684 del
sometimes i just wank through the trackies

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:36:56 [Preview] No.11685 del
ausneets discord is very cringe. Just scrolled through it. Embarrassing.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:44:16 [Preview] No.11686 del
Can I have a link out of curiousity?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:48:58 [Preview] No.11687 del
boys that's disgusting

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:50:10 [Preview] No.11688 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:53:14 [Preview] No.11689 del
I use tissues or a shirt

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:55:12 [Preview] No.11690 del
Cum into a condom and eat it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:55:33 [Preview] No.11691 del
I use a blanket

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:55:59 [Preview] No.11692 del
The wage begins in 1 hours and 5 minutes

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:58:51 [Preview] No.11693 del
I just grab a tea towel from the kitchen

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:58:52 [Preview] No.11694 del
Made $2454 this pay period (after tax)

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:59:34 [Preview] No.11695 del
Have a day off m8 you deserve it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 00:59:48 [Preview] No.11696 del
Boong inseminator?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:01:46 [Preview] No.11697 del
kek I only got a bit over 1k for the fortnight

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:08:39 [Preview] No.11698 del
I have a shifty looking neighbour who seems to spend all his time playing vidya and smoking up, based on the sounds and smells emanating from his front door. Today he's been constantly checking the letterbox, obviously expecting something he wants badly. I'm wondering if he's ordered drugs off the darkweb, although I don't know if that's still a thing.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:10:15 [Preview] No.11699 del
Start walking around outside his mailbox. Just pacing back and forth for a minute or two then go back inside. Repeat after 20-30 minutes.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:11:14 [Preview] No.11700 del
AFPNEET Here. We're all over it. Expect a raid this arvo at 1500, we're in the white van across the road.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:11:51 [Preview] No.11701 del
My day off is on Sunday
They stuff up my pay whenever I go into overpay

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:12:12 [Preview] No.11702 del
Overtime I meant

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:13:22 [Preview] No.11703 del
A good workhorse marches for days on end afterall.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:16:27 [Preview] No.11704 del
how do you get over a woman? im this close to messaging my ex to come back. ultimate mommygf body.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:16:35 [Preview] No.11705 del
Thanks for the heads up m8. Let me know if you want a drink brought over.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:16:54 [Preview] No.11706 del
You don't. I still long for a hapa gf to this very day

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:17:38 [Preview] No.11707 del
don't tell me this. give me hope. tell me a sweet lie.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:23:01 [Preview] No.11708 del
Send a message to a whore from locanto instead. Same end result to messaging your ex. Much cheaper tho.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:23:50 [Preview] No.11709 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:24:05 [Preview] No.11710 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:25:56 [Preview] No.11711 del
Change your home router wireless SSID to something like "AFP Surveillance #07".

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:26:09 [Preview] No.11712 del
>I thought I heard the postie earlier so I went out to check my mailbox, nothing was there but I did notice the weird neighbour again, everytime I go outside he comes out of his house and he just stares at me, I've also noticed him trying to see inside my house, why do people do that? I just want to enjoy my cigars and play a few vidya games to relax from my stressful job.
I'm at the stage now where I can't even go outside because of him, I may have to call the cops and see if they can do something about him

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:26:29 [Preview] No.11713 del
i can't fuck whores i get performance anxiety i was with my ex for like a month and a half before I fucked her. im a soft boy. pun intended.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:27:21 [Preview] No.11714 del
You should post your discord username so you can be removed.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:28:03 [Preview] No.11715 del
you should post the discord link so the server can be deleted

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:29:01 [Preview] No.11716 del
What a creep, lucky you dont have a daughter

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:30:44 [Preview] No.11717 del
Time to leave for the wage, didn't manage to complete my lab report so I'll need to do the rest at work on my break

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:31:42 [Preview] No.11718 del
Stop thinking with your penis and be rational for a second, NEET.
What will you get out of a woman? What of it can't be given to you by your right hand?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:31:48 [Preview] No.11719 del
enjoy your day

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:32:34 [Preview] No.11720 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:39:12 [Preview] No.11721 del
mate just get a whore and let her do the do she do.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 01:42:54 [Preview] No.11722 del
AFPNEET again. Dont worry mate we're about to raid his house and plant narcotics everywhere. The silly bastard thinks we're in the white van outside watching you. LOL

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:06:21 [Preview] No.11723 del
Have fun Shitey.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:13:30 [Preview] No.11724 del
I've accepted some neets getting jobs and still claiming neet-hood, but this is ridiculous

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:15:19 [Preview] No.11725 del
good day so far
no nuro

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:16:01 [Preview] No.11726 del
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Unless, of course, he's not actually employed as a cop, but just pretends to be. Driving around, wearing a fake police uniform, issuing on the spot fines, cuffing people and taking them in the back of the van.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:16:19 [Preview] No.11727 del
abbo rape

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:17:40 [Preview] No.11728 del
possum's dilated possum hole

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:26:26 [Preview] No.11729 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:29:58 [Preview] No.11730 del
AFPNEET again. Nah, yeah we lurk on the chans, compile dossiers, shill, sock puppet, astroturf, dob on you to cenno and bust NEETS when you break the law. AFPNEET IS ALWAYS HERE

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:33:41 [Preview] No.11731 del
Why haven't you raided Possum yet?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 02:39:12 [Preview] No.11732 del
AFPNEET again. Because he works for us.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:07:24 [Preview] No.11733 del
Everything went well at the vets. Doggo has recovered well from his surgery. He can go back on his usual dry food now.

I had him vaccinated which cost $99.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:19:17 [Preview] No.11734 del
good to hear m8

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:24:06 [Preview] No.11735 del
>had him vaccinated
No doggy hpv for him.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:31:36 [Preview] No.11736 del
Hi Asshole.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:34:08 [Preview] No.11737 del
Too expensive, should have put it down.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:36:24 [Preview] No.11738 del
*arsehole, Seppo.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:36:39 [Preview] No.11739 del
Happy 9/11

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:37:04 [Preview] No.11740 del
What have you been up to today Nuro?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:43:16 [Preview] No.11741 del
Been sucking some dick.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.11742 del
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the celebration is new york easter time... its a bit early yet

i woke up at 3am and couldnt sleep so i was just drinking and watching the tim cuck clownshow live *HONK DIFFERENTLY*

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:44:58 [Preview] No.11743 del
whatever asshole

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:46:27 [Preview] No.11744 del
why are you replying to your own posts?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.11745 del
i am repling to a childish little shit who is not me

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:58:54 [Preview] No.11746 del
what have you done today neuro?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 03:59:04 [Preview] No.11747 del
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>tfw heavily debauched

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:05:57 [Preview] No.11748 del
recovering from yesterday. planning tomorrow...

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:06:19 [Preview] No.11749 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:08:53 [Preview] No.11750 del
Recovering from a *drug* and *goon* binge?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:10:15 [Preview] No.11751 del
post pics

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:10:23 [Preview] No.11752 del
Recovering from a drug and goon binge?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:12:40 [Preview] No.11753 del
No i wasnt feeling well and i had to ride to employment provider in 40km/h wind gusts and it just fucked me... didnt sleep well either ... today is a total write off

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:17:41 [Preview] No.11754 del
A few cc's of coffee up the tailpipe might perk you up.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:22:55 [Preview] No.11755 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:23:35 [Preview] No.11756 del

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:23:49 [Preview] No.11757 del
Also my Goon went up in price. Fuck.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:28:20 [Preview] No.11758 del
How much of your cennobux are you gonna give to Dan, buying the expensive woobla-bag. Why dont you switch to a cheaper brand?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 04:59:47 [Preview] No.11761 del
>How much of your cennobux are you gonna give to Dan


NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:00:53 [Preview] No.11762 del
What is the NEET connection here?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:03:10 [Preview] No.11763 del
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>Why dont you switch to a cheaper brand?

Nothing comes close to my Yalumba. Suprised none of you neets have tried to disprove my claims of how exceptional it really is.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:07:08 [Preview] No.11764 del
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I tried the Hardys 3L sav blanc and it just gives me the sketchiest headaches the next day...

I have tried the 4L blue stanley and its OK from time to time but i couldnt stomach it every day. Also it does not keep well once opened.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:08:51 [Preview] No.11765 del
This NEET knows his goon.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:10:57 [Preview] No.11766 del
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Havent brought myself to the golden oak level of NEETERY

The Banrock Station is Good but its pretty much the same price...

but Yalumba is just an absolutely superior drop... tiny bit of sparkle , very clean almost no hangover.....

neets generally post decent reviews here

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:11:39 [Preview] No.11767 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows your day been?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:12:35 [Preview] No.11768 del
Go and ask Dan for a job neuro, I'll give you a reference.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:13:00 [Preview] No.11769 del
Hello. Pretty good thank you.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:13:16 [Preview] No.11770 del
Which cars did you work on today?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:15:58 [Preview] No.11771 del
Hungover and happy

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:16:07 [Preview] No.11772 del
Bout to ride up the road to the BWS for my chilled Yalumba Goon.

lel no i cant handle retail id go mental

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:18:43 [Preview] No.11773 del
Got to work on something pretty special today, a 2003 BMW 540i, basically one step below the high performance M5 model, the 4.4L V8 in it is a work of art, then worked on a boring as fuck Toyota Yaris, a Pajero, and a Ford Focus.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:20:38 [Preview] No.11774 del
i have been dying to drive a M1 there is one on my street. Lucky bastard.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:23:13 [Preview] No.11775 del
Just listen to that sweetheart of a V8

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SzVmw5Efsbw [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:23:57 [Preview] No.11776 del
What, the old M1 from like back in the 80s? those are rare as fuck.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:24:05 [Preview] No.11777 del
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(30.31 KB 400x400 shazapepe.jpg)
Feel free to mock and deride but I have an announcement.
Whore is now whoregf for definite.
We're gonna do dates and RL stuff, lol.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:25:59 [Preview] No.11778 del
I'm not gonna judge you so congrats.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:26:17 [Preview] No.11779 del
Cheers m8

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:27:47 [Preview] No.11780 del
sorry brainfart i meant the new M2 which is based of the 1 series

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:28:03 [Preview] No.11781 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XGfII1uH5Uk [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:29:34 [Preview] No.11782 del
Ah yeah, I dunno much about them, twin turbo inline 6 I think, cool little cars.

Probably my favorite BMW's are the E39 M5 and the E92 M3 that had the V8 in it.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:29:43 [Preview] No.11783 del
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is she still gonna whore or are you just not gonna talk about that ?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:30:32 [Preview] No.11784 del
NEET please I live in some prostitute laden shithole and I know for sure she's just using you for money, protection, favors, and sex perhaps a little more pleasurable than the 200 dudes she bangs for money daily when you're not with her.
Don't let your dick get over your head damn it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:30:52 [Preview] No.11785 del
She's still working, ah... it's complicated but we've worked something out.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:32:26 [Preview] No.11786 del
>tfw knew that was going to happen

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:32:41 [Preview] No.11787 del
Apreciate the concern m8 but I do know what I'm getting into.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:35:46 [Preview] No.11788 del
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N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:36:25 [Preview] No.11789 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:37:00 [Preview] No.11790 del
This whore probably knows lots of bikies and other dodgy cunts who will be after 10K's tomatoes.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:38:09 [Preview] No.11791 del
You're a tamed cuck now?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:43:40 [Preview] No.11792 del
Lol, see it how you want fuckface, I'm happy.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:45:30 [Preview] No.11793 del
I might just facefuck your "gf" and you'd never know it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:47:14 [Preview] No.11794 del
Leave 10k alone...

Live and let live.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:49:54 [Preview] No.11795 del
I agree with this. Good on you 10K mate.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 05:53:29 [Preview] No.11796 del
captain save a boong hoe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc [Embed]

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:27:36 [Preview] No.11797 del
which NEET is negative naughty and always in a bad mood ?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:35:13 [Preview] No.11798 del
Nurofen Plus.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:36:26 [Preview] No.11799 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:36:44 [Preview] No.11800 del
Hello Shire.
Pretty shit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:47:45 [Preview] No.11802 del
oh I don't know
maybe something besides nuro fucking fen and goon and wanked poo
forget it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:51:20 [Preview] No.11803 del
Want to smack bottoms

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:51:42 [Preview] No.11804 del
Its not me its some cynical motherfucker who starts it everytime... has to be NOFUN

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:52:52 [Preview] No.11805 del
Well have to wait until Christmas to find out, Santa Dan will leave a big lump of poo in all the naughty NEETs stockings.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:53:28 [Preview] No.11806 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:53:52 [Preview] No.11807 del
NoFun isn't like that.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:54:02 [Preview] No.11808 del
(1.42 MB 352x640 n.mp4)

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:55:50 [Preview] No.11809 del

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 06:59:27 [Preview] No.11810 del
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Nice afternoon in Brissy at the CASA DEL NEET

still Feel like shit though... maybe cooking a hearty NEET meal will cheer me up later ...

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:00:34 [Preview] No.11811 del
Nudge the macbook a little.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:02:17 [Preview] No.11812 del
> didnt sleep well either
bit restless from opiate withdrawals eh neuro?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:09:38 [Preview] No.11813 del
i have already had 4 fall of the window

extremely low quality post i havent had any for weeks

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:09:39 [Preview] No.11814 del
>falls for escort
it might work out, get her pregnant or whatever.
it might be the end of you

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:15:24 [Preview] No.11815 del

He will be fine... the benefits outweigh the negatives in this situation because 10k is based

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:25:33 [Preview] No.11816 del
Another nice photo Nuro.

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:32:04 [Preview] No.11817 del
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> being Nuro

not great. but not terrible either.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:32:35 [Preview] No.11818 del
What's that?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:34:12 [Preview] No.11819 del
NoFun's board.
Not much there at the moment apart from his canon penetration data.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:36:10 [Preview] No.11820 del
Is it on this shithole site?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:36:39 [Preview] No.11821 del
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Dundee is now deceased.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:38:21 [Preview] No.11822 del
Have a wank

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:38:30 [Preview] No.11823 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:38:50 [Preview] No.11824 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:40:09 [Preview] No.11825 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:41:06 [Preview] No.11826 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:41:25 [Preview] No.11827 del
>Wondering if Cruisey ever got paid back

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:41:42 [Preview] No.11828 del
no he's not

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:45:32 [Preview] No.11829 del

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:46:38 [Preview] No.11830 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:47:21 [Preview] No.11831 del
Just shit my pants.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:48:28 [Preview] No.11832 del
>2003 BMW 540i
Why was he taking a car of that age to the stealership?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:50:21 [Preview] No.11833 del
Pathetic did not even cum

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:50:44 [Preview] No.11834 del
Excuse me Sir but in NEET parlance any "shit" in the groinal region while wearing pants is referred to as "Shart"

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:52:09 [Preview] No.11835 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:52:57 [Preview] No.11836 del
Shart is fart where a little bit of poo comes out.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:53:10 [Preview] No.11837 del
Does it smell?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 07:54:38 [Preview] No.11838 del
Shire fixes cars for sale dumb dumb

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:03:27 [Preview] No.11839 del
This tart cafe/antique centre has really good food.
I think I'll start going there after praying for you lads at the church.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:03:54 [Preview] No.11840 del
pussy shart

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:04:41 [Preview] No.11841 del
smelly rape

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:07:17 [Preview] No.11842 del
I still do not understand why dealership/car yard would want a 16 year old car with 100,000 km+.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:07:48 [Preview] No.11843 del
german cars hold their value a bit better

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:08:30 [Preview] No.11844 del
and plenty of dumb dumbs will buy a 90's-era thrashed M3 or whatever.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:09:13 [Preview] No.11845 del
You obviously have never seriously looked into buying a used car on a budget. There are thousands of those sort of cars for sale by dealers. I bought one.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.11846 del

>a used car on a budget.
*used performance car on a budget
No, I have not. I prefer cars that are daily drivers that stay on the road not the shop

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:13:52 [Preview] No.11847 del
A horrible experience.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:14:56 [Preview] No.11848 del
I work on the used cars that get traded in, usually we don't accept cars older than 2008, but early 2000's BMW's can still make a bit of profit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:16:17 [Preview] No.11849 del
angus pustules

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:18:07 [Preview] No.11850 del
btw, this 540i only had 125k on the odo, was in pretty good nick, just needed the discs machined and a new set of pads, problem areas on that particular model is the radiator, they seem to get air locks in the hoses and shit, but it all seemed to be fine, when it's put out on the lot it will probably still sell for $15k.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:19:36 [Preview] No.11851 del
If I win the powerball tomorrow, a mid 90s M3 will be in my gran turismo style garage of the mansion I buy.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:22:00 [Preview] No.11852 del
Fair enough.
I'll probably buy a Benz daily driver, and still build that Cobra. Just need to settle on some other pussy wagon with a roof for weekends.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:26:03 [Preview] No.11853 del
If you win powerball m8 you had better buy that neet his 30kg rice

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:27:23 [Preview] No.11854 del
First few cars I'd buy/must haves

91 to 93 Nissan R32 Skyline GT-R
1972 Mazda RX-3
1995 Mercedes Benz S600
2001 E39 BMW M5
2019 Toyota Landcruiser Sahara as my daily.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:29:11 [Preview] No.11855 del
Having a headache

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:33:58 [Preview] No.11856 del
Having an anus ache.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:37:50 [Preview] No.11857 del
Take some Nurofen

Lay off the blend 43.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:41:24 [Preview] No.11858 del
Zoom Zoom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v9BckYNPRic [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhwMOrUrhG0 [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.11859 del
3 kebabs (chicken, lamb, afghan mince), bread and a garden salad for dinner

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:47:14 [Preview] No.11860 del
Sounds good

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:48:34 [Preview] No.11861 del
Not bad at all.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:49:27 [Preview] No.11862 del
Had a chicken schnitzel and garden salad

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.11863 del
Good man.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:51:12 [Preview] No.11864 del
The rx3 in that 2nd vid is louder than anything else of the track

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:52:16 [Preview] No.11865 del
Hi, I'm Fido. I'm a 3 year old neutered Jack Russel that likes long walks on the leash.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:55:00 [Preview] No.11866 del
just thinking of how wild things would get if i were to bust out a bottle of wine with the flintstones logo on the label.....

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:56:00 [Preview] No.11867 del
When I was at the vets in the waiting room I looked out the window and this boomer woman was bringing her staffy-type pupper in and it faceplanted when she yanked it out of the car and then she basically dragged it in all tangled up in its leash so it couldn't walk properly. All the staff saw but no-one said anything.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:56:25 [Preview] No.11868 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.11869 del
They don't take to kindly to it, I don't take to kindly to doing it either.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:57:19 [Preview] No.11870 del
Yeah. It's pretty shit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:57:53 [Preview] No.11871 del
now she is your gf you have to sing guns and roses sweet child of mine to her it's the law

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:58:16 [Preview] No.11872 del
Buy some expensive pants for those muscular legs.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:58:37 [Preview] No.11873 del
Kek, I may just do this

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:58:54 [Preview] No.11874 del
I just ate an entire roast chook from IGA.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:59:07 [Preview] No.11875 del
Welcome Home (by Metalica) Cruisey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XFq9Wz3vCMY [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.11876 del
how do you come across these videos?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:59:28 [Preview] No.11877 del
You don't.
Notches on a belt.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:59:46 [Preview] No.11878 del
Unless you ate the bones you didn't eat an entire one.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 08:59:58 [Preview] No.11879 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:00:05 [Preview] No.11880 del
extremely ragie wagies perhaps?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:00:19 [Preview] No.11881 del
bone eating NEET squad

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:00:23 [Preview] No.11882 del
I did.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:01:02 [Preview] No.11883 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:02:26 [Preview] No.11884 del
Just try it m8y

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:04:15 [Preview] No.11885 del
I wonder if they had autistic teenage boy boongs who just whatevered them when they tried that and went on annoying everybody for the rest of their lives

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:05:38 [Preview] No.11886 del
They took them behind a tree and kicked the shit out of them
Ancient abo custom

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:08:49 [Preview] No.11887 del
They are great. There's a 5 series that parks near me and it gives me strength.
Something that doesn't is fucking 15k stamp duty on investment properties, especially when other states dont.
I should get the first home buyers grant and buy my first in WA or QLD build it, live in it for 6 months and use its equity for another in SA.
What the fuck is stamp duty anyway?
How did you manage it Weber?
It's an absolute cunt of a thing.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:09:26 [Preview] No.11888 del
Are you still paying her?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:09:53 [Preview] No.11889 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:11:42 [Preview] No.11890 del
I'm a little worried about that too. I was before anyway.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:12:03 [Preview] No.11891 del
> I'm happy.
That's what matters.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.11892 del
It's only about $6k on a $180k house and $11k on $300k.

The banks factor it into the loan anyway if you want. They're so desperate for business now that they only want 10% deposit and put most of the fees into the loan.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:12:41 [Preview] No.11893 del
>What the fuck is stamp duty anyway?

Some ye oldy tax that goes back to the UK to fund the army back during the Americian revolution, it's complete bullshit, anyway something interesting about the E39 5 series BMW, the designer of it also designed the last series Holden Commodore, the VF, the chassis is pretty much identical.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:13:34 [Preview] No.11894 del
Third one was pretty funny.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.11895 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=viQx4KDivPY [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:14:50 [Preview] No.11896 del
Nice pic

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:15:00 [Preview] No.11897 del
Sad. Poor doggo.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:15:30 [Preview] No.11898 del
He still owes me $2,560.69.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:16:33 [Preview] No.11899 del
>100,000 km
That's not heaps/

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:17:00 [Preview] No.11900 del
Half your stamp duty right there.
I hope you learned a valuable lesson.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.11901 del
Don't ever loan them a cent again.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:17:09 [Preview] No.11902 del
No, not for a while now

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:17:27 [Preview] No.11903 del
> afghan mince),
How is that different from beef mince?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:17:33 [Preview] No.11904 del
Better than what it was before, but when is he going to pay the rest off?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:18:43 [Preview] No.11905 del
Time to send the NEET gang round to visit him

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:18:44 [Preview] No.11906 del
Cool. Cheers.
I listened to Sabbath on the way home blaring.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:19:36 [Preview] No.11907 del
It had better have been real Sabbath with Ozzy

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:19:44 [Preview] No.11908 del
Please spoiler these images. Bad joojoo/

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:19:50 [Preview] No.11909 del
A couple of nine inch real NEETs would scare the crap out of him.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:19:59 [Preview] No.11910 del
the gooned goons

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:21:12 [Preview] No.11911 del
You will damage your hearing.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:21:14 [Preview] No.11912 del
I don't know what the proper name for it is. It's got spices and diced onion in it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:21:22 [Preview] No.11913 del
$330k home was 13,980 or some shit. Fucking gay merchants.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:21:30 [Preview] No.11914 del
>This is a fragile looking herd of mongs you have here
>Be a pity if anything ... happened to them

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:22:06 [Preview] No.11915 del
>the chassis is pretty much identical.
Huh, cool. I think.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:23:33 [Preview] No.11916 del
Yeah, sadly it's not the first time this sort of shit has happened. Although the first time in a professional setting.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:23:41 [Preview] No.11918 del
Good stuff.

Also for webster, I got most of the guitar stuff down for dueling banjos, give me another week or so and I'll record the guitar for ya, been having a bit of difficulty getting used to my acoustic, the neck is so thick on it compared to my electric guitars.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:23:57 [Preview] No.11919 del
Cool, good luck mate. I hope it all goes well.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:24:20 [Preview] No.11920 del
He's said he would 'this week' a bunch of times. Cunt.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:24:47 [Preview] No.11921 del
Thanks m8, appreciate it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.11922 del
That bluegrass Sanitarium wasn't bad, I enjoyed that.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:25:15 [Preview] No.11923 del
>I think.

It's really good, the VF Commodore and E39 BMW are two of the best 4 door sedans ever made.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.11924 del
You can keep the cash, remember he is a homo so your regular scare tactics won't work.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:26:15 [Preview] No.11925 del
Next week I suggest NEETgang busts his knees. Week after they burn his house down.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:26:25 [Preview] No.11926 del
Yeah, there were three songs on the radio by them in a row. I only knew Paranoid.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:27:14 [Preview] No.11927 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:27:27 [Preview] No.11928 del
Iron Man is still one of my favouritest songs ever

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:27:31 [Preview] No.11929 del
Sounds yum.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:27:57 [Preview] No.11930 del
Ah, still heaps when other states pay well less than a grand.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:29:50 [Preview] No.11931 del
Paranoid by Sabbath should be the official anthem of NEETs, it describes a lot of us too well.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uk_wUT1CvWM [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:30:52 [Preview] No.11932 del
Any Horde cunts on Barthilis?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:31:30 [Preview] No.11933 del
I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:31:48 [Preview] No.11934 del
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Pretty sure this is the wrong sort of abo but it still works

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.11935 del
Bloody hell, I've been listening to that for 30 years and never really recognised that

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:32:47 [Preview] No.11936 del
They aged really well, didn't realise they were so old.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:33:39 [Preview] No.11937 del
It's hard hitting shit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:34:01 [Preview] No.11938 del
>tfw Ozzy ktf

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:34:07 [Preview] No.11939 del
Changes is one of my favourite feel songs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nPtorZ2k7Ak [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:34:50 [Preview] No.11940 del
aboriginal anal gang

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:35:32 [Preview] No.11941 del
>tfw the missus bought me and Iron Maiden T-Shirt from Kmart after jamming along to this on my guitar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GyEZ5_dGxSg [Embed]

God bless her.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:35:34 [Preview] No.11942 del
aboriginal alans gaping gang

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:35:37 [Preview] No.11943 del
I shouldn't've listened to this.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:36:54 [Preview] No.11944 del
Sweet Leaf is another Sabbath song that has a bit much truth in it for me

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.11945 del
imagine 10k sucking boong semen out of his GF's anus and getting a chocolate surprise

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:37:44 [Preview] No.11946 del
When I first met you, didn't realize
I can't forget you, for your surprise
You introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind, oh yeah

I love you, oh you know it

My life was empty, forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear, oh yeah

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:38:07 [Preview] No.11947 del
pretty tired this evening neetoes

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:38:30 [Preview] No.11948 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:38:52 [Preview] No.11949 del
Well said.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:38:53 [Preview] No.11950 del
Have an early night.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:38:58 [Preview] No.11951 del
Alan's aboriginal gaping gang

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:39:35 [Preview] No.11952 del
A chocolate thick shake.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:39:40 [Preview] No.11953 del
Sweet Leaf and Symptom of the Universe are probably my favourite Sabbath songs after Paranoid, the old band I was in, we always used to do our own cover of Symptom of the Universe for an encore.

Sweet Leaf is for making love to.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6AH_mb2Mg_I [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=W-zmtmgswHw [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:43:00 [Preview] No.11954 del
Alans' aboriginal gaping gang

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:43:23 [Preview] No.11955 del
How to youtube here now ?
I is dumdum

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:44:40 [Preview] No.11956 del
I just middle click on the embed to open a new tab.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:45:33 [Preview] No.11957 del
women truly are callous

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:45:48 [Preview] No.11958 del
Thank you, Shire.
I haven't even looked at the banjo part to be honest, so there is no rush.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:47:47 [Preview] No.11959 del
Dum tum

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:48:09 [Preview] No.11960 del
Sum dum tum

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:48:13 [Preview] No.11961 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:48:32 [Preview] No.11962 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:49:07 [Preview] No.11963 del
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Doing some science tonight NEETs.
I have put the hygrometer that came with my cigar humidor into a zip seal bag along with a small container contained one (1) teaspoon of sodium chloride (table salt) that has been moistened with distilled water.

In six (6) hours I will see what the hygrometer reads.

It should read 75%. If not, I will record the delta and remember it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:49:07 [Preview] No.11964 del
All good, It's actually been good busting out the acoustic with the thicker neck, builds a lot of finger strength, I'm so used to my Rand Rhodes style flying V with the super thin neck and scalloped 22 to 24th frets.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:50:23 [Preview] No.11965 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:50:26 [Preview] No.11966 del
Put your semen in it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:51:13 [Preview] No.11967 del
I ordered a d'Adario finger strength exerciser thing today. I think I will leave it next to my keyboard at work and strengthen my fingermabobs while I'm pondering things.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.11968 del
This NEET understands science.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:51:43 [Preview] No.11969 del
Interesting, have you got the cigars yet?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:52:01 [Preview] No.11970 del
I take 4-6 days to cure my tomatoes depending on the weather but the ones I keep for myself get slow cured for months
Makes an amazing difference to flavour and smoothness.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:52:34 [Preview] No.11971 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:52:52 [Preview] No.11972 del
Yes, they arrived yesterday.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:53:14 [Preview] No.11973 del
Shut fuck up you bitch cunt whore.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:53:44 [Preview] No.11974 del
For the continuation of the song Paranoid which is Sweet Leaf, when a NEET finds love.

My life was empty forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:53:52 [Preview] No.11975 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:54:14 [Preview] No.11976 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:54:42 [Preview] No.11977 del
I always preferred semi-dried to sun-dried tomatoes.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:54:46 [Preview] No.11978 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:54:58 [Preview] No.11979 del
I am also looking at my cigar cutter and wondering if anybody has lost a penis to one.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:55:44 [Preview] No.11980 del
Smoked any yet? like I said, I only ever got the Romeo Y Juliet, I'm not a cigar aficionado or anything, just get a 10 pack of Cafe Cremes to go with scotch every once in a while.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:55:57 [Preview] No.11981 del
Shut fuck up.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:56:08 [Preview] No.11982 del
Kek, someone somewhere had that thought and couldn't resist I bet

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:56:26 [Preview] No.11983 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:57:17 [Preview] No.11984 del
filthy garlic eating surrender monkeys

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 09:58:22 [Preview] No.11985 del
Not yet. I might Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
I also need to get a table and chair for my back verandah.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:00:14 [Preview] No.11987 del
That explains NK's absence

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:00:55 [Preview] No.11988 del
What part?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:02:01 [Preview] No.11990 del
Or I could spend that money on a Harry Potter DVD and smoke indoors...

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:02:14 [Preview] No.11991 del
>wholesome Pepe
Depends what happens to that chicken

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:03:22 [Preview] No.11992 del
paternity tests are illegal in France


NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:04:27 [Preview] No.11993 del
>The only place that smells worse than NEETs

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:05:00 [Preview] No.11994 del
I got some outdoor setting from Harvey Norman a few years ago, you've seen in my photos, think it was about $350, it's pretty good.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:05:52 [Preview] No.11995 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo [Embed]

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back!

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:07:07 [Preview] No.11996 del
Worse than Mr Stinky?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:07:35 [Preview] No.11997 del
Bet he was French anyway

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:09:10 [Preview] No.11999 del
Oh fuck I didn't know that was real. There are actually people that defend that as well.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:10:55 [Preview] No.12000 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HukVeVBva2k [Embed]

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack!

On a real Iron Maiden kick, sorry for my Autism, been blasting it on my radio at work all day wrenching on cars, apprentice called me an old fart

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:11:03 [Preview] No.12001 del

8 points 1 year ago

The thought that a woman could cheat on her husband and force him to support for the child even though it isn't his own is insane

how is it insane ? you win a child and he lose one, joke's on him.

The literal cuck mentality of French redditors.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:13:30 [Preview] No.12002 del
Honestly wish you didn't tell me about the paternity test laws in France NEETo. The thought of it makes me sick. It's legitimately messing me up. Literal fucking cuckolds.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:15:31 [Preview] No.12003 del
It's the French, what'd ya except, the go home from work for a two hour lunch break, have a hot meal, bang their mistress and head back to work.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:17:02 [Preview] No.12004 del
This will be us without a weekly mosque shooting.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:17:31 [Preview] No.12005 del
I doubt most of the French "men" even have mistresses now, probably too busy being cucked by Muslim and nigger invaders.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:17:42 [Preview] No.12006 del
Suffering executive.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:18:24 [Preview] No.12007 del
Ignoring your comment, but that is literally 'Chicken Street'.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:19:49 [Preview] No.12008 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:20:56 [Preview] No.12009 del
Evidently chickentown.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3KgB-sI2H-c [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:21:35 [Preview] No.12010 del
Chicken niggers.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:22:18 [Preview] No.12011 del
I heard that Weber's boomerang won't come back.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:22:21 [Preview] No.12012 del



NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:22:24 [Preview] No.12013 del
Eh fuckem, I've only met one french person in my life and she was extremely rude, me and my m8 were having a convo at the pub, just the usually shit about life, she sits down to join us for a cigarette, tells us she's from France and whatnot, we keep talking, then she sighs and says in a snooty french accent "how boring" and walks off.

What a whore.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:23:09 [Preview] No.12014 del
She was just looking for free drinks.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:23:12 [Preview] No.12015 del
NEET boomerang fondling society

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:23:13 [Preview] No.12016 del
She was right though.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:24:17 [Preview] No.12017 del
No harsh words on 10k's gf please.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:24:30 [Preview] No.12018 del
Its true

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:24:54 [Preview] No.12019 del
You were meant to be awestruck by her frenchness and be all slack jawed

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:25:17 [Preview] No.12020 del
kek, I was waiting for that

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:25:18 [Preview] No.12021 del

What got talking to her about where abouts in france she was from, what she's doing here, sight seeing and so on, then acts like a rude bitch.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:25:29 [Preview] No.12022 del
glad I wasn't circumcised

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:27:39 [Preview] No.12023 del
you need a court order to prove its your child. In many countries you can pay child support to a son who isnt yours, even with DNA proof you arent the father. And prison if you dont or cant pay it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:27:57 [Preview] No.12024 del
Yeah same, I think it was outlawed in NSW in around 85, unless for religious reasons, regardless, I was spared the snip.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.12025 del
Webby can use a goon bottle if he needs something to throw at unruly NEETs.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:29:04 [Preview] No.12026 del
Even in Australia if a bloke has been strung along thinking he's the father he is not likely to be awarded however many years repayment for his expenditure.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:29:14 [Preview] No.12027 del
When you throw a goon bottle at NEETs it never comes back

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:30:59 [Preview] No.12028 del
That reminds me. At the bottle shop tonight there was a boong getting served ahead of me and they unpacked his goonbag from the cardboard box and put it in his backpack for him.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:31:27 [Preview] No.12029 del
Was it Craigs ?
They like boongs

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:32:02 [Preview] No.12030 del
It was the local BWS attached to the pub.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:33:16 [Preview] No.12031 del
She probably wanted to use one of you as a sperm donor and have her husband legally obligated to look after the kid.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:33:45 [Preview] No.12032 del
Fucking cuckolds.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:34:09 [Preview] No.12033 del
Australia is so fucked now they'd probably let a French court rule in her favour and send your money offshore for her each week.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:34:45 [Preview] No.12034 del
in addition to giving them both citizenship

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:34:56 [Preview] No.12035 del
Devils advocate -

You'd get to have filthy smelly French sex with a frenchwoman

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:35:51 [Preview] No.12036 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:36:24 [Preview] No.12037 del
happens all too often

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:36:50 [Preview] No.12038 del
We have had this story before. Concerning.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:37:48 [Preview] No.12039 del
My local Craigs has funny plastic locks on the spirits so boongs can't open them and scull
Not even joking

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:38:24 [Preview] No.12040 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:38:43 [Preview] No.12041 del
Not from me you haven't.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:39:14 [Preview] No.12042 del
It's the price Webby pays.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:39:27 [Preview] No.12043 del
10k and his gf.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:40:05 [Preview] No.12044 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:40:15 [Preview] No.12045 del
A beautiful story. Submit it to the ABC for some sort of editorial.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:40:23 [Preview] No.12046 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:41:35 [Preview] No.12047 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:42:04 [Preview] No.12048 del
Back from the wage

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:42:07 [Preview] No.12049 del
It's entirely possible you will get a pic like this one day, I get very smashed.
I do have a video of her twerking she said I could post but I'm not gonna now

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:42:26 [Preview] No.12050 del
Out of the cage

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:42:34 [Preview] No.12051 del
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Then two young guys showed up and did this. It really is 10K.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:42:54 [Preview] No.12052 del
Welcome home.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:43:13 [Preview] No.12053 del
Welcome back.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:43:19 [Preview] No.12054 del
Probably almost never men are treated as providers and ATM machines

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:43:42 [Preview] No.12055 del
Had the worst headache today, I suspect the Ritalin is to blame. I can't substitute Ritalin for Dex it just doesn't work, makes me feel absolutely horrid

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:44:23 [Preview] No.12056 del
Hello, how are we this evening?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:44:55 [Preview] No.12057 del
welcome to the thread, warm your feet by the fire.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:45:08 [Preview] No.12058 del
>that dry, shriveled up cut dick

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:45:12 [Preview] No.12059 del
Were I a lesser man I would make the point that you're using porn to mock my life.
Which would be really fucking funny.
Instead I shall take the moral high ground.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:45:30 [Preview] No.12060 del
Hello. Pretty good this evening.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:46:08 [Preview] No.12061 del
Have you considered meth ?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:46:17 [Preview] No.12062 del
I just stumbled across it looking at regular porn. I didn't set out to make fun of you.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:47:02 [Preview] No.12063 del
Oh, all good, sorry.
I do deserve it anyway so fire away, It's gonna happen, lol.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:47:35 [Preview] No.12064 del
Send the ritalin to me.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:47:47 [Preview] No.12065 del
That's good

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 10:47:55 [Preview] No.12066 del
Thanks for being a good sport mate.

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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:01:54 [Preview] No.12068 del
You want the modanafil. ask you friendly local chink student dealer to get some from china for ya.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:02:29 [Preview] No.12069 del
Goodnight NEETs

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:02:59 [Preview] No.12070 del
Goodnight siamese twins asian

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:04:31 [Preview] No.12071 del
Goodnight oriental fancier.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:06:34 [Preview] No.12072 del
I will go to bed too.
I will be back up around 1am to check on my science experiment.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:07:33 [Preview] No.12073 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:08:43 [Preview] No.12074 del
Melody Marks is so cute/hot.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:10:23 [Preview] No.12076 del
>bodycam footage of police evacuating

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:12:00 [Preview] No.12077 del
just watched the collingwood doco on abc, what a tearjerker that was lads

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:14:35 [Preview] No.12078 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:15:07 [Preview] No.12079 del
Oh gross, is it a documentary about a fucking AFL club?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:15:27 [Preview] No.12080 del
Gook night.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:16:17 [Preview] No.12081 del
yea followed through the journey of the boys through the 2018 season

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:17:33 [Preview] No.12082 del
And that's somehow a tearjerker? Poof.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:18:20 [Preview] No.12083 del
Good stuff.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:18:51 [Preview] No.12084 del
Eddie managed to get the ABC to produce propaganda for him.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.12085 del
needs all he can get, dude says something nuffie as fuck every 2nd week lmao

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:23:06 [Preview] No.12086 del
By new nickname is going to be "Big Duffers", or just "Duffs" for short.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:31:18 [Preview] No.12087 del
What is Monaro's File like?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:32:08 [Preview] No.12088 del
So wait not even 9, the fucking station he owns but ABC, what the fuck?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:35:35 [Preview] No.12089 del
Never heard of him.

DUFF MAN NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:37:20 [Preview] No.12090 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eEt-n0ZsYx8 [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:37:38 [Preview] No.12091 del
I've had Modafinil in the past, I didn't like it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:38:20 [Preview] No.12092 del
I heard webers file is just a bunch of words starting with "W" that describe his wanks

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:39:10 [Preview] No.12093 del
I heard Possum has a vile file.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:42:16 [Preview] No.12094 del
The Simpsons was a good show last century. Shame what happened to it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:46:28 [Preview] No.12095 del
I pee in my mouth. Jenny Craig frozen chicken parmi for din dins tonight boys.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:47:52 [Preview] No.12096 del
Sounds like you put shit in your mouth to follow up the pee.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:51:32 [Preview] No.12097 del
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stunning and brave

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:55:39 [Preview] No.12098 del
Sad what they did to themselves.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:57:02 [Preview] No.12099 del
Other way around.
Yaaaas kweens slay

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 11:59:43 [Preview] No.12100 del
>Womens Soccer
Fun Fact, more people watched the 4chan Cup in 2015 then the 2015 Womens world cup

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:02:40 [Preview] No.12101 del
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Goodnight fellas.
See (You) all bright and early.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:04:13 [Preview] No.12102 del
watching sweaty doomers play PES beats most sports

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:09:26 [Preview] No.12103 del
Good night Costa NEET.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:11:13 [Preview] No.12104 del
you mean sweaty doomers watch ai anikis play ai hitlers with modeled players and shit

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:12:08 [Preview] No.12105 del
I'm going to clip my toenails, eat them then go to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:20:01 [Preview] No.12106 del
asio will record that and know possum eats toenails

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:21:40 [Preview] No.12107 del
I'm not that mong cunt.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:23:55 [Preview] No.12108 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 12:31:39 [Preview] No.12109 del
No of course not, he's gonna sneak in and eat your toenails while you sleep.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 13:08:05 [Preview] No.12110 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 13:14:54 [Preview] No.12111 del
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, the no gf feels are really hitting again, guess that's what happens when I bottle them up for a week or more. Then again I have no clue how to meet a potential gf apart from apps which are a shitshow.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 13:22:31 [Preview] No.12112 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 13:28:24 [Preview] No.12113 del
Not enough naggers.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 13:44:30 [Preview] No.12115 del
Goodnight NEETS

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:25:32 [Preview] No.12116 del
Just another day for PostieNEET.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:46:29 [Preview] No.12117 del
Have you been to Burwood before?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:47:17 [Preview] No.12118 del
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Mt Isa Vistors Centre.
If they're gonna be like that I won't use their showers.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:50:33 [Preview] No.12119 del
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The rent situation for when I move to Shitburne for uni isn't looking good boyos. Basically all of my cenno will be going to pay for rent.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:51:40 [Preview] No.12120 del
Rent Assistance?
My place is $160/w, but I get $120 a fortnight to offset it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 14:54:23 [Preview] No.12121 del
I get about $90ish for rent assistance now.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 18:15:50 [Preview] No.12122 del
iv'e been praying to god everyday for 4 years and my prayers still go unanswered
im just about ready to lose all my faith

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:32:55 [Preview] No.12124 del
Morning neets. Woke up around 4, took some benzies to help me get back to sleep, failed utterly. Now it's time for dexies and energy drinks.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:37:10 [Preview] No.12125 del
You should move in with shitey. See how much he'll charge you to share his studio apartment and hello kitty.
That's because christianity is actually - SPOILER just a jewish mind control trick

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:40:40 [Preview] No.12126 del
Dan can answer your prayers with his medicine.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:41:04 [Preview] No.12127 del
Goon morning.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:57:27 [Preview] No.12128 del
Salvation is at hand. You need only partake in the sacramental goon.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 19:58:20 [Preview] No.12129 del
Goodmorning** fellas
The cage calls.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:21:05 [Preview] No.12130 del
Research cessationism.
The canon is closed, God has finished revelation. All Biblical accounts of revelation were public and accompanied by miracles, with the added penalty of execution for false prophets.
These miracles have ceased, like the Bible says, because scripture is complete.
Such replies to your prayers would definitively be revelation.

You should lose that wimpy hillsong faith you're obviously strugging with and replace it with a Biblical one.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:27:27 [Preview] No.12131 del
A biblical faith by reading the catalogue at Dan's.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:33:46 [Preview] No.12132 del
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The Book of Dan

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:36:27 [Preview] No.12133 del
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Televangelists spread the Good News - shop at Dan's and you are guaranteed entry into the heaven of lowest prices.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 20:39:21 [Preview] No.12134 del
>tfw blessed

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:02:19 [Preview] No.12135 del
God isn't a pimp who sends you what you want.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:04:02 [Preview] No.12136 del
The NEET greenhouse blew over last night. All seedling trays emptied onto the ground. Complete disaster. Absolute calamity.

I had a brick on the bottom shelf but it wasn't enough weight. I will put something heavier there and see if that works.

Feeling very down about it.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:19:05 [Preview] No.12137 del
Can you move it closer to the trellis on the left and zip tie it to that?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:21:10 [Preview] No.12138 del
Alternatively put a couple of screws into the wall behind the greenhouse uprights and then loop some wire around the uprights and the screwheads.

Doing that would require a masonary drill, wall plugs, and screws.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:24:54 [Preview] No.12139 del
I am considering it, but the trellis will block the sun from that side if it is too close.

I will look at that option.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:27:09 [Preview] No.12140 del
>I will look at that option.
If you use a drill and plugs a bit less than the width of the mortar, it's easier to drill into that rather than the brick itself.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:38:51 [Preview] No.12141 del
You ever had a boong suck a gladwrap ball of kero out your arse on a 45 degree day?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:41:58 [Preview] No.12142 del
What does this mean?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:42:19 [Preview] No.12143 del
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G'morning NEETs
>tfw 8hours sleep and a good poo

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:42:39 [Preview] No.12144 del
I read that as finger man boobs

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:43:29 [Preview] No.12145 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:43:43 [Preview] No.12146 del
A true NEET must have strong man boobs for the fingering

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:46:15 [Preview] No.12147 del
This song is apparently true, when I was about 18, it's all I knew of the place.
A couple of the band got blown by the same pro and their dicks went green.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W6KkdhwVP4w [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:48:06 [Preview] No.12148 del
That album has some great lyrics.
Check out Beasley Street and Sleepwalk.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:52:22 [Preview] No.12149 del
Big Duffo.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 [Preview] No.12150 del
I'm just gonna call you Alan instead

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:54:51 [Preview] No.12151 del
I've seen this before, did postieNEET You? film this?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:57:47 [Preview] No.12152 del
Good morning friends.
Boss dude is apparently off today, I have a fridge coming this morning which I am going to use as an excuse to not go to work til around lunch. I said I would be a little bit late.
With boss gone, coworker bitch is apparently my boss, little does she know he told me the same sort of thing ages ago. Going to avoid that shit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:58:51 [Preview] No.12153 del
HQ meme

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 21:59:35 [Preview] No.12154 del
Ah, that's terrible. Sorry man.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:00:21 [Preview] No.12155 del
This could be used as an excuse to have me bore some of your holes again.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:01:05 [Preview] No.12156 del
Want an update from 10k and his science experiment.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:01:58 [Preview] No.12157 del
He wants it done properly. You did the letterbox crooked.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:06:00 [Preview] No.12158 del
A neet should not question another neets Drilling skills

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:09:24 [Preview] No.12159 del
I warned them they needed transfer punches.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:13:45 [Preview] No.12160 del
The myth that homosensual relationships are violent is a lie.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:15:37 [Preview] No.12161 del
It was Weber doing humidity experiments
I'll probably do a tomato update soon, they're looking good.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:16:20 [Preview] No.12162 del
Oh, I thought 10k was fucking with his new expensive cigars.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:17:02 [Preview] No.12163 del
Take the whole day m8
You deserve it and hey, that fridge just didn't turn up till 4:25 pm goshdarnit.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:17:58 [Preview] No.12164 del
I hope it actually doesn't. There's like $100 worth of food out.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:19:23 [Preview] No.12165 del
Ah, fair point.
Eat all the food maybe ?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:21:27 [Preview] No.12166 del
Fuck it all.
Eat it all.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:22:07 [Preview] No.12167 del
I just realised that leaf is actually cheaper than tobacco now
Yay Australian Govt taxes

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:37:16 [Preview] No.12168 del
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Tomatoes, the next generation.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:40:27 [Preview] No.12169 del
Ready to conquer europe eh?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:41:42 [Preview] No.12170 del
I shall enslave all and take their goon and tendies

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:44:07 [Preview] No.12171 del
What are the neet plans for this morning? I normally do my coding and reading in the morning when my mind is sharpest, but I took some clonezapin and now I'll be unfocussed for hours.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:45:53 [Preview] No.12172 del
gonna do some exercise once my morning smoke wears off then go to coles
Apart from that I got a new book to start (Fall,or Dodge in Hell, Neal Stephenson)

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 22:46:31 [Preview] No.12173 del
I got up at 1:30 AM the hygrometer was reading 70%. Close enough.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:06:33 [Preview] No.12174 del
I have uni, later in the day I have tae kwon do training

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:12:13 [Preview] No.12175 del
I'm going to wash my car and probably mow my lawn too while it's not raining. Finished a book last night so I may start another today too.

Either that or wank and shitpost all day

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:14:23 [Preview] No.12176 del
>I'm going to wash my car and probably mow my lawn
Hello fellow old NEET

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:14:35 [Preview] No.12177 del
What book?

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:14:43 [Preview] No.12178 del
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Good Morning Frens. Made some some fresh orange juice and am well caffeinated. Might actually get a few things accomplished today :)

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:15:37 [Preview] No.12179 del
Howdy Nuro, you seem cheerful today

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:15:51 [Preview] No.12180 del
real estate people were going to come today to take photos but dad was abusing the real estate agent over texts. And apparently he got a sledge hammer and smashed my mums solicitors car window.
Def a SpergNEET right there

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:16:42 [Preview] No.12181 del
I think your daddybot may be malfunctioning

N+ NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:19:10 [Preview] No.12182 del
I had a quiet night in and made sure i ate well and got a full nights sleep.

Natty weather and everyone around me is sick so i need to take it easy.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:22:55 [Preview] No.12183 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:23:37 [Preview] No.12184 del
A good nights sleep is a blessing from the NEET Gods

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:26:42 [Preview] No.12185 del
> he got a sledge hammer and smashed my mums solicitors car window.
That doesn't sound good m8

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:26:47 [Preview] No.12186 del
I'm a young neet I swear

I just finished Monsignor Quixote by Graham Greene, not sure what I'll pick up next.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:33:16 [Preview] No.12187 del
It is not good it is awesome.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:34:51 [Preview] No.12188 del
Strong little trunks on them.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:40:02 [Preview] No.12189 del
I need to fuck. So which one of you lads is going to step up to the plate?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:40:18 [Preview] No.12190 del
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In a few months time they'll look like this

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:40:40 [Preview] No.12191 del

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:44:44 [Preview] No.12192 del
Ask 10k's gf.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:46:04 [Preview] No.12193 del
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yeah ok I'll do it

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:48:46 [Preview] No.12194 del
What do you take me for? A hetero?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:50:11 [Preview] No.12195 del
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NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:51:38 [Preview] No.12196 del
Good morning my friend. I look forward to the picture of that fridge.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:52:12 [Preview] No.12197 del
Post your fridge

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:52:19 [Preview] No.12198 del
I'd slap those cheeks.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:53:16 [Preview] No.12199 del
Some of the foliage is going brown around the edges. Is that a problem?

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:54:46 [Preview] No.12200 del
Morning Nuro. I like the colour scheme in that kitchen.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:54:58 [Preview] No.12201 del
Nah, they're clones.
They eat the leaves to make new roots when you first make them.
The growth above is all green

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:55:51 [Preview] No.12202 del
Strewth. Try and keep out of the mess yourself mate. Let the crazies do their crazy shit on their own.

NEET 09/11/2019 (Wed) 23:59:36 [Preview] No.12203 del
Does Bindi have any boong blood in her ?

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:02:10 [Preview] No.12204 del

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:03:15 [Preview] No.12205 del
I have had a fruitful morning. The greenhouse disaster spurred me into action. I cleaned up the mess, repaired the damage and redid all my seedlings. I salvaged as much of the soil as I could. It was in a pile on the ground.

So everything is back how it was. I replaced the brick weight with a big flat heavy piece of iron. It will take a hurricane to flip the greenhouse now. The only danger is that last night's trip weakened the structural integrity of the greenhouse. Some of the rods came out of their sockets. I put them back in but it is not meant to be done like that and now it is more wobbly than it was before. It is possible the iron weight will keep the base in place but the top will still collapse in strong winds. I rate it a small chance, but still possible.

This morning I have also done a load of washing, done my power rack routine and put a couple of Lilydale chooks in the weber. And it is only 9:30.

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:04:03 [Preview] No.12206 del
I think the kids say "clap dem cheeks".

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:04:10 [Preview] No.12207 del

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:07:10 [Preview] No.12208 del
Her mum is an Amerimutt, so probably some nig.

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:07:16 [Preview] No.12209 del
That's an epic morning m8
I still haven't finished my 2nd cuppa and started moving yet

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:07:59 [Preview] No.12210 del
>1/57th part cherokee

N+ NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:08:19 [Preview] No.12211 del
> it truly is an excellent kitchen

an architect owned this house and had an office downstairs... his skill really shows with the way he fitted the kitchen and bathrooms out :)

NEET 09/12/2019 (Thu) 00:10:08 [Preview] No.12212