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NEET General #120 - Big Mouth Edition NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:09:04 [Preview] No. 117824
What size funnel do you NEETs take?

Old Thread: >>116834


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:26:48 [Preview] No.117837 del
Had to start taking clonozepam again to suppress my anxiety about having corona-chan. Not great, but I'll stop when the apocalypse is over, I swear. It's also making me sleepy, and lethargy is one of the symptoms of the virus.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:28:07 [Preview] No.117838 del
>>117837
That is a bit worrying mate. You either have it or you don't. Worrying about it won't change anything.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:28:25 [Preview] No.117839 del
How?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:29:49 [Preview] No.117840 del
Mummybot said on the phone "they wanking off" in regards to some false rumor that was circulating. I started laughing and she noticed what she said.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:30:44 [Preview] No.117841 del
>>117840
>they
*they're


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.117842 del
>>117837
I am more worried the crash in the wank market and how it is going to deal with millions of unemployed wanks.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:32:25 [Preview] No.117843 del
>>117842
Communal wanking distribution is the obvious solution. No more nameneet wank hoarding


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:32:50 [Preview] No.117844 del
>>117843
How will we deal with those that hoard wanks and panic wank?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:33:14 [Preview] No.117845 del
>>117844
cut off the head


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:34:17 [Preview] No.117846 del
>>117845
The malfeasance resulting from it will lead to a class action.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:35:15 [Preview] No.117847 del
Got stuck in the old thread.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:35:54 [Preview] No.117848 del
>>117824
Nuro generally needs it inserted backwards to seal the gaps.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:36:07 [Preview] No.117849 del
>>117847
What was it like?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:36:19 [Preview] No.117850 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:36:29 [Preview] No.117851 del
>>117849
Sticky.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:36:39 [Preview] No.117852 del
>>117848
>gaps.
*gape.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.117853 del
If you eat dope, does the chemical/high change?
I've eaten lots of brownies and cakes and shit but always while I'm smoking at the same time so I don't know what the high is like by itself.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:38:30 [Preview] No.117854 del
gcuddle


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:39:25 [Preview] No.117855 del
Please post.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:39:42 [Preview] No.117856 del
>3 minuets a go


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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:40:06 [Preview] No.117858 del
>>117855
you lonely, neeto?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:40:10 [Preview] No.117859 del
Just got back from Dan's, I now have 160 cans of beer or approx 218 standard drinks, I should be ok for a week if lockdown comes


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:40:31 [Preview] No.117860 del
>>117853
It's supposed to be much more intense and lasts longer than smoking.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:41:16 [Preview] No.117861 del
>>117853
I can't speak for the high changing, but I believe you can actually get to the point of ODing with edibles.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:41:34 [Preview] No.117862 del
>>117859
>not even a can an hour

poor planning


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:42:09 [Preview] No.117863 del
>>117856
>minuets
Who are you dancing with? Your bulge better not be making contact with them.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:44:01 [Preview] No.117865 del
>>117861
I heard somewhere that the THC changes when it mixes with your stomach acids and it becomes some other chemical.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:45:01 [Preview] No.117866 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:45:12 [Preview] No.117867 del
>>117863
I'll need to get the pump out before he comes so it can make contact in the gape.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:46:33 [Preview] No.117868 del
>>117865
It is probably broken down into some other cannabinoid in your liver, however the regular thc and cbd would also be absorbed through your stomach and go directly into your blood just like smoking it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:48:12 [Preview] No.117869 del
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>>117859
> I now have 160 cans of beer or approx 218 standard drinks


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:48:27 [Preview] No.117871 del
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>>117837
Be careful bro
Hardest benzo to get off if you get dependent


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:48:53 [Preview] No.117872 del
He is never punctual and never picks up his phone.
We had a time allocated.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:49:08 [Preview] No.117873 del
>>117868
What if it was taken anally?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:50:17 [Preview] No.117874 del
>>117871
I've been dependent for years, I've just spent months getting almost de-dependent.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:50:26 [Preview] No.117875 del
bum bug binge


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:50:28 [Preview] No.117876 del
>>117873
It'd probably be just absorbed through your anus and not broken down into a more potent form.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:50:45 [Preview] No.117877 del
>>117870
Strange times we are living in.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:50:56 [Preview] No.117878 del
>>117876
We'll see.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:51:22 [Preview] No.117879 del
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>>117864
Looks like the WA neets will only be drinking water soon


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:51:25 [Preview] No.117880 del
Is this virus our generations holocaust?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:51:56 [Preview] No.117881 del
>>117880
*holocough


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:52:06 [Preview] No.117882 del
>>117879
We might get NK back looking for goon and cuddle


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:52:23 [Preview] No.117883 del
>>117853
>>117853
super slow taper? what are you down to?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:52:42 [Preview] No.117884 del
I know how I can stop the comedown.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:53:07 [Preview] No.117885 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:53:43 [Preview] No.117886 del
>>117853
Apparently if you just take a nug and eat it you get seizures and shit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:54:28 [Preview] No.117887 del
>>117886
I'm trying to think of a way to get high without the smell.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:54:54 [Preview] No.117888 del
>>117885
sorry mate
quoted the wrong post


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:55:01 [Preview] No.117889 del
Those NEETs on 16chan are no longer there.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:55:26 [Preview] No.117890 del
>>117874
Down to 1/4 of a 0.5mg tablet, twice a week. Symptoms of withdrawal include hot flushes and lack of hunger, which could be confused with corona-virus symptoms.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:55:35 [Preview] No.117891 del
>>117888
What post is it supposed to be for?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:56:23 [Preview] No.117892 del
>>117889
Sewing NEET was going to go dig a hole in a field to live in or something for a while.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:57:21 [Preview] No.117893 del
>>117887
You can't hide your habit forever and you shouldn't try. You need to talk with your Monaro about it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:57:25 [Preview] No.117894 del
>>117891
I'm sure you can figure that out


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:58:26 [Preview] No.117895 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:58:43 [Preview] No.117896 del
>>117894
I cant.
Tell me.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 02:59:57 [Preview] No.117897 del
How did things turn out 10k?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:02:00 [Preview] No.117898 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:04:15 [Preview] No.117899 del
>>117887
Grind up your weed
put it on a baking sheet on an oven tray, spread it out nice and evenly
put it in the oven for about 25 minutes at about 120 for about 30 -45 minutes or until it kinda turn a few shades brown
this makes compounds active so brownies will work
mix the weed with peanut butter or whatever you like and then eat


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:04:37 [Preview] No.117900 del
>>117898
stupid website ate the picture I attached


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>>117899
>put it in the oven for about 25 minutes at about 120 for about 30 -45 minutes or until it kinda turn a few shades brown


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:06:56 [Preview] No.117903 del
People need my arse because it's very important


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:07:12 [Preview] No.117904 del
Those fucksticks down the back are playing with their toy guns again.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:09:32 [Preview] No.117905 del
>>117901
In music it's pronounced 'bar', but spelled barre.
I'm not aware of what Scotty actually said.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:13:45 [Preview] No.117906 del
>>117882
NK is back in Israel to be the representative for the JewBoongs amongst all the other jews.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:14:26 [Preview] No.117907 del
>>117904
Play with their arse


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:16:46 [Preview] No.117908 del
>>117907
I should dress like a jew and record them and then get Tracy from A Current Affair involved. She can do an expose on the far-right terror groups planning another holocaust in suburban Adelaide.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:21:42 [Preview] No.117909 del
>>117905
>I'm not aware of what Scotty actually said.
It seems to be something else:
>However a lighter moment came when the Prime Minister struggled to pronounce and clearly had no idea what barre was, despite the type of exercise being part of the new restrictions.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-scott-morrisons-barre-gaffe-in-press-conference/news-story/cae56b3c80d854bd7af7053d4861c25a


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:23:27 [Preview] No.117910 del
Thinking about going to the shops to try and find some more doggo food.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:23:59 [Preview] No.117911 del
Had a big shit that just slid out thanks to my beans and cabbage. Going to have some weetbix now.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:24:18 [Preview] No.117912 del
>>117870
This is some smug neet's wet dream, surely


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:25:33 [Preview] No.117913 del
>tfw no ballet dancer wife


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:25:46 [Preview] No.117914 del
>>117880
The kids born to jews that survived the holocaust are probably dying in large numbers right now


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:26:32 [Preview] No.117915 del
>>117910
Good luck.

>>117911
I also had a good poo today.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:26:49 [Preview] No.117916 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:28:40 [Preview] No.117917 del
>>117910
There were a few previously absent items on the shelves today when I went, so hopefully you can find some


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:28:55 [Preview] No.117918 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:31:29 [Preview] No.117920 del
>>117911
Wholesome fibrous NEET


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:32:35 [Preview] No.117921 del
>>117917
Like what?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:33:24 [Preview] No.117922 del
>>117917
I went yesterday, very little meat. No weetbix at all. Fuck all lentils, pasta etc. Decent supply of fresh fruits and vegetables.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:33:51 [Preview] No.117923 del
>>117919
Get the goyim even more crowded together by reducing the hours they can shop during. Spread corona-chan faster. Scotty needs to be removed from power RIGHT NOW.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:34:09 [Preview] No.117924 del
>>117921
5XL condoms.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:34:15 [Preview] No.117925 del
>>117921
Rice, some cereal, pasta, washing detergent. It seemed like most things except hand sanitizer and toilet rolls were there, even if in fairly small amounts. I have no idea if those shortages were universal, but they had been absent when I went previously.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:34:41 [Preview] No.117926 del
>>117924
Some confused executives were responsible for that shortage


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:34:52 [Preview] No.117927 del
Bring back Tone, I want him to endorse the consumption of raw onions as a test/immune system booster.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:36:06 [Preview] No.117928 del
>>117919
Don't shop there and show them by spending elsewhere.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:36:07 [Preview] No.117929 del
>>117919
Kek, this is just going to make people panic more when they see stores starting to reduce hours


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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:38:54 [Preview] No.117931 del
>>117922
People want stuff that will keep long term. Nobody trusts scotty from marketing to manage things.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:40:36 [Preview] No.117933 del
Went down to craigs for one last six pack, shopping centre was a ghost town.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:41:41 [Preview] No.117934 del
>>117930
>who is tested

So are they saying 1% of all test recipients and not 1% of all positive cases?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:42:25 [Preview] No.117935 del
>>117933
He can operate without the hindrance of prying passers by now


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:42:42 [Preview] No.117936 del
>>117933
I haven't noticed any difference in my town with that. Just posted about corona, some people wearing gloves/masks and boomers talking about coronavirus to other boomers.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:42:58 [Preview] No.117937 del
>>117930
boomers aren't people so they make up more up the death percent and no percent in the server percent


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:43:37 [Preview] No.117938 del
>>117936
Saw that same woman I saw the other morning with the gloves and face mask.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:46:20 [Preview] No.117939 del
>>117938
Did you give her a sly wink


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:47:47 [Preview] No.117940 del
>>117933
Thank you.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:48:18 [Preview] No.117941 del
>>117939
Nah I kept my distance from her, she is obviously concerned about this thing so I didn't want to worry her.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:49:03 [Preview] No.117942 del
A boong woman at the Adelaide train station was screaming about the coronavirus about a week ago.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:49:24 [Preview] No.117943 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:50:43 [Preview] No.117944 del
>>117942
Nice of her to be concerned for her local community


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:53:21 [Preview] No.117945 del
>>117943
I really don't like Riker.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:54:05 [Preview] No.117946 del
>>117945
He's alright when he's been drinking.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:54:21 [Preview] No.117947 del
The year was 20% over on March 14.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:56:11 [Preview] No.117948 del
>>117947
it will be 25% this time next week


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 03:56:55 [Preview] No.117949 del
>>117946
Something about that smug smile.


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Just went to early vote in the council election this weekend and the line was fucking 150m long.... fuck that.

Just got back from coles.

NO 30kg of rice...
NO QUICHE LORRAINE !!!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:00:12 [Preview] No.117951 del
RODNEY


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:00:13 [Preview] No.117952 del
>>117950
30kg of Weber feed, please


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:00:13 [Preview] No.117953 del
brap

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cX3JneKcZIA [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:00:27 [Preview] No.117954 del
>>117950
Sounds like a disappointing trip.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:00:54 [Preview] No.117955 del
>>117950
Aldis has quiche lorraines still.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:02:33 [Preview] No.117956 del
EGG & BACON PIE!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:02:52 [Preview] No.117957 del
>>117916
>Transmission
The viruses that cause hantavirus hemorrhagic fever have not been shown to transfer from person to person, except for Andes virus.[5] For other species of hantavirus, aerosolized rodent excreta or rodent bites are the only known routes of transmission to humans. Similar negative-stranded RNA viruses, such as Marburg and Ebola hemorrhagic fevers, can be transmitted by contact with infected blood and body fluids, and are known to spread to healthcare workers in African hospitals, but do not transfer readily in a modern hospital setting with the appropriate precautions. Transmission through fomites (inanimate objects exposed to infection) has not been demonstrated in hantavirus disease in either the hemorrhagic or pulmonary forms.[18][19]
Nah.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:02:55 [Preview] No.117958 del
>>117955
German master race.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:03:12 [Preview] No.117959 del
>>117948
tbqh I'm worrying how much of my life will be over, not how much of the year.


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>>117946
>He can keep up with the best of them


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:03:35 [Preview] No.117961 del
>>117954
No it was a good trip i got some more bacon, beef mince and frozen peperoni pizzas. My Fridge and freeezer are now full i cant hold any more food.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:04:04 [Preview] No.117962 del
>>117959
Hopefully the percentage is low, neeto


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:04:19 [Preview] No.117963 del
>>117950
I thought you were stocked up and bunkered down after 16 years of preparation.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:04:22 [Preview] No.117964 del
>>117961
your hoarding boong


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:05:51 [Preview] No.117965 del
>>117964
Of course he is, only nuro matters in his eyes.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:06:39 [Preview] No.117966 del
>>117965
He'll regret his actions when we all die of hunger and he is left to make his nuroposts to an empty board


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:07:03 [Preview] No.117967 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:07:11 [Preview] No.117968 del
>>117966
Nah, he will just go back to arguing with "nofun".


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:07:26 [Preview] No.117969 del
Need to lodge a cenno claim but it's still down


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:07:38 [Preview] No.117970 del
Disgusted by the way western governments have handled this situation. There must be a vast conspiracy to let the virus win - there's no other explanation for all the stupidity we've seen in managing this.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:08:39 [Preview] No.117971 del
>>117970
what the fuck are you on about


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:08:42 [Preview] No.117972 del
>>117970
It's all about the almighty GDP.


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What was really interesting was that they were tottally cleared out of zinc and alex jones has been talking about how important zinc was lately.

I also stocked up and have now have 10 bottles of indian tonic water (quinine) zinc stock and crazy expensive alex jones DNA force (co enzyme q10) that just arrived.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:10:47 [Preview] No.117974 del
>>117973
Nuro, my man, Alex Jones is a snake oil salesman.


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>>117964
> your hoarding boong
Shiggidy


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:11:23 [Preview] No.117976 del
>>117973
Modern tonic water has only a limited amount of quinine in it. It's probably useless.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:12:33 [Preview] No.117977 del
>>117974
>snake oil salesman.
I heard he sells good lube.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:13:12 [Preview] No.117978 del
I just shove Super Male Vitality up my arse.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:13:17 [Preview] No.117979 del
>>117975
that kind of hoarding I can understand


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:13:52 [Preview] No.117980 del
Possum forced Webby to nail monk to his frangipani for three days once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:14:17 [Preview] No.117981 del
Nothing is going to save your ass from this virus if it gets into your body.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:15:42 [Preview] No.117982 del
>>117981
What about that NEETs arse?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:15:57 [Preview] No.117983 del
>>117970
>There must be a vast conspiracy to let the virus win

- It was engineered
- The spread of a corona like viruswas already siimulated by bill gates in october last last year
- There is a nano ink QR code tattoo he patented that will get delivered under the skin with the manditory vaccination
- You will need this tatoo to get cennobux, buy food or travel

congratulations the NWO just owned you

>>117974
his products are excellent i guess you obviously have not tried them


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:16:03 [Preview] No.117984 del
>>117978
Do you poo out the tablets or do they magic away?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:16:15 [Preview] No.117985 del
>>117982
N-O-T-H-I-N-G


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:16:36 [Preview] No.117986 del
>he didn't give me a (You)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:16:46 [Preview] No.117987 del
Nuro took me to the mardi gras once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:16:58 [Preview] No.117989 del
>>117975
jesus fucking christ, you have a fucking dan murphy's over there


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:17:18 [Preview] No.117990 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:17:33 [Preview] No.117991 del
>>117985
W-R-O-N-G


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:17:51 [Preview] No.117992 del
>>117976
>Modern tonic water has only a limited amount of quinine in it. It's probably useless.

No i have been using it for years to severely increase the effects of codeine. Its certainly there in a usefull amount. That and coincidently the shelves have been cleared out of it


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:19:20 [Preview] No.117994 del
>>117992
It might just be that people want bottled water but it ran out.
How does it increase the effects of the codeine? I take it that regular water doesn't do it?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:19:31 [Preview] No.117995 del
When are you going to start taking colloidal silver, Nuro?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:19:38 [Preview] No.117996 del
Not even 3pm here in Adelaide and I am about to start drinking.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:19:59 [Preview] No.117997 del
>missus is woe'd about losing her job.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:20:22 [Preview] No.117998 del
Nuro are you going to get a cheeky script of Plaquenil?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:21:07 [Preview] No.118000 del
>>117996
Smart NEET


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:21:53 [Preview] No.118001 del
>>117997
Suck her dick.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:21:54 [Preview] No.118002 del
>>117999
She is not ready for the wonders of NEETdom.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:22:39 [Preview] No.118003 del
>>118002
>for the wonders
Very well bantered.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:22:39 [Preview] No.118004 del
Dan lied to me once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:23:02 [Preview] No.118005 del
>>118001
You why I say rude?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:23:22 [Preview] No.118006 del
>>118004
My prescriptions are never wrong.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:23:33 [Preview] No.118007 del
>>118001
Hmmmmm


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:24:40 [Preview] No.118008 del
>>117994
Rumours about quinine being a treatment have been circulating for weeks, and then trump started shilling chloroquine the other day.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:24:51 [Preview] No.118009 del
Dan's medicine is unironicly probably the best thing to keep the Rona' away, I recommend a nice bottle of Islay Whisky.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:25:02 [Preview] No.118010 del
>>117994
>t might just be that people want bottled water but it ran out.
No plenty of regular tonic water left
>How does it increase the effects of the codeine?
quinine increases the morphine production inside the liver by reducing the norcodeine pathway in the CYPD24 enzyme pathway

>Plaquenil
gonna hit my doc up about it tommorrow mainly to save my dad if worse comes to worse. My mum can get fucked.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:25:44 [Preview] No.118011 del
>coincidently the shelves have been cleared out of it
I'm sure it's not due to a rush of people buying it after hearing about it on the internet or from trump.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:26:06 [Preview] No.118012 del
>>118009
Well said.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:28:40 [Preview] No.118013 del
>>118010
>gonna hit my doc up about it tommorrow
Where will your arthritis be?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:28:51 [Preview] No.118014 del
>>118011
people also like gin and tonic and it's cheaper to buy it at the supermarket than from Dan


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:28:55 [Preview] No.118015 del
>>118011
my money is on it actually having an effect.

Dr Nuro is prescribing all NEETs Zinc supplements and Indian Tonic water as a front line defense and if you can afford it CoQ10


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:29:35 [Preview] No.118016 del
A storm is coming NEETs


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:30:28 [Preview] No.118018 del
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LUNCHED


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.118019 del
>>118010
Righto, don't be too much of a mong with the drugs.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:31:10 [Preview] No.118020 del
>>118018
You haven't left any room to wrap it up.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:31:35 [Preview] No.118021 del
>>118015
>Dr Nuro
What route to administer the medication do you recommend?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:31:50 [Preview] No.118022 del
>>118018
That's going to be a mess.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:32:03 [Preview] No.118023 del
>>118016
Hide under the table m8


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:32:04 [Preview] No.118024 del
>>118018
8/10
Looking good and appealing but I still need to see the finished product.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.118025 del
>>118018
You do eat aesthetically, whatever your other failings.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:33:14 [Preview] No.118026 del
>>118016
It's big one.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:33:36 [Preview] No.118027 del
>>118024
>8/10
The retard won't be able to wrap it up properly.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:33:36 [Preview] No.118028 del
>>118010
Righto, don't be too much of a mong with the drugs.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:33:37 [Preview] No.118029 del
Just learned that women have twice the rate of asthma as men. I'd always thought of it as a disease of nerdy boys.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:34:06 [Preview] No.118030 del
Might rewatch King Kong (1993) and have some gin.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:35:05 [Preview] No.118031 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:35:09 [Preview] No.118032 del
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the Gendarmes
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Am I ever gonna be free.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:35:40 [Preview] No.118033 del
>>118031
It is the secret King Kong, on after Harry Potter tonight.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:35:46 [Preview] No.118034 del
>>118020
>>118022
>>118024
>>118027

You want to see inside or the finished product ? make up your minds. It wrapped fine and was delicious. (i use a paper towel around to hold it all together)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:36:19 [Preview] No.118035 del
>>118031
>he doesn't know


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:36:46 [Preview] No.118036 del
Gonna infect Nuro's enema kit with Corona.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:36:50 [Preview] No.118037 del
>>118034
You're aware you can post more than one picture, right?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:37:40 [Preview] No.118038 del
>>118034
>(i use a paper towel around to hold it all together)
How you executed this matters to me.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:37:59 [Preview] No.118039 del
>>118034
>it went fine but you can't see it

sounds like a conspiracy to me


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:38:22 [Preview] No.118040 del
>>118036
Don't you dare touch Cruisey's can of coffee.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:38:57 [Preview] No.118041 del
>>118037
He is a facebook mum.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:39:14 [Preview] No.118042 del
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Space Hiace.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:40:41 [Preview] No.118043 del
>>118036
i hope you get worms

>>118037
i have stripped the exif from enough pictures today

>>118038
well its eaten now and you get nothing

only thing left on my list is to try and stock up on "lawn clippings" this afternoon and ill beb fully prepped. Its incredibly dry around brissy at the moment, no wonder....


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:41:26 [Preview] No.118044 del
>>118041
Homeschooling all the NEETs on how to maximising the effects of codeine.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:42:09 [Preview] No.118045 del
>>118044
I don't like the drug culture the board has.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:43:18 [Preview] No.118046 del
>>118043
>i hope you get worms

Already have them, you'll get them too.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:43:19 [Preview] No.118047 del
>>118045
It's all because original BO was a junkie. You can take the neets away from the degeneracy but you can't take the degeneracy away from the neets


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:44:33 [Preview] No.118048 del
>>118045
I don't stray much further than weed, the only other drugs I am interested in are psychedelics.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:45:36 [Preview] No.118049 del
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>>118045
i blame 10k and whore


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:46:48 [Preview] No.118050 del
>>118049
You're the biggest druggie here.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:48:55 [Preview] No.118051 del
>>118049
10k is a humble tomato merchant.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:49:25 [Preview] No.118052 del
10k is a hardworking businessman. He doesn't shove stuff up his arse and go doctor shopping to try and get drugs.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:49:30 [Preview] No.118053 del
>>118031
The 2005 version was actually ok. Kong island was good for the first half.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:50:20 [Preview] No.118054 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:50:25 [Preview] No.118055 del
GO fiND SOME JOB
there are many for peoples like you
mcdonald, kfc, drug distribution
whatever you want men


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:51:04 [Preview] No.118056 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:52:22 [Preview] No.118057 del
>>118056
yes, thats your duty


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:53:49 [Preview] No.118058 del
>>118055
There aren't jobs anymore you nigger
And besides its statistically better to be a NEET then to be a wagie these days as NEETs are getting so much money from Cenno right now
t. recently out of work wagie


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:54:52 [Preview] No.118059 del
>tfw regular wagies are getting more bux than us humble DSPneets.

It's not fair.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:56:41 [Preview] No.118060 del
>>118055
The government's already paying me a fortune not to work. It'd be downright unethical of me to get a job after accepting all that money.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:57:31 [Preview] No.118061 del
>>118059
Neets are making more than some actual wagecucks now. What a time it is.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 04:57:42 [Preview] No.118062 del
What is webby up to? Is his job too important?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:01:15 [Preview] No.118063 del
>>118061
I suspect this is going to trigger a major spergout at some point.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:02:25 [Preview] No.118064 del
>>117973
So it's people like you who think that drinking tonic water will be some kind of magic cure against getting coronavirus that are the reason I haven't been able to get any tonic water to drink my whiskey with.
>>117983
Low effort bait, we know you're too smart to believe in this shit Nuro.
>>118062
>Is his job too important?
Keeping that other NEETs arse under 24/7 surveillance is of the utmost importance.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:03:03 [Preview] No.118065 del
>>118063
There was a bit of sperging on here when it was announced


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:04:40 [Preview] No.118066 del
>>118062
Playing with NEET arses


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:05:06 [Preview] No.118067 del
>>118064
>smart
>nuro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:06:14 [Preview] No.118068 del
>>118065
Yeah but the comments are getting angry on news articles and the like. Middle income earners shitty at getting fucked over every time.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:07:02 [Preview] No.118069 del
>>118067
Nuro is pretty smart, however a good chunk of his intelligence has been corrupted by certain people.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:07:28 [Preview] No.118070 del
Scotch and Pepsi time. Daddy has to have his medicine.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:08:49 [Preview] No.118071 del
>>118064
>tonic water to drink my whiskey with.
Vile!
Most vile thing I've ever read.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:09:03 [Preview] No.118072 del
>>118069
>Nuro
>smart


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:09:06 [Preview] No.118073 del
>>118070
Papa Smurf


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:09:53 [Preview] No.118074 del
>>118068
Having to go to work and risk infection while neets can sit at home in relative safety is a a pretty big deal. It feels like choosing between potential very serious illness and potential long-term financial ruin


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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:10:13 [Preview] No.118076 del
>>118064
I don't think nuro is very smart but intelligence and rationality are not the same thing, they correlate pretty strongly but they aren't the same.
This largely explains post-modernists imo.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:10:38 [Preview] No.118077 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:05 [Preview] No.118078 del
My arse is unconformable on my chair. Might get a nicer chair.
I've put my dressing gown down but I am still uncomfortable.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:14 [Preview] No.118079 del
I am back from the shops.I managed to get two big bags of dry doggo food and 4 twelve packs of 100g tins. Doggo and I now both have enough food to last over 5 months. We are staying home now until spring.

I used the self checkout at Woolies. I saw one of the regular checkout operators wash his hands with hand sanitiser and then right afterwards he took a disgusting used tissue out of his pocket and wiped his running nose. These people are going to spread this thing everywhere.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:17 [Preview] No.118080 del
>>118074
It's more the zero handouts for people on very ordinary incomes.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:29 [Preview] No.118081 del
Webby made me wear a gimp suit and said it was for the coronavirus once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:41 [Preview] No.118082 del
>>118064
>Keeping that other NEETs arse under 24/7 surveillance is of the utmost importance.
Locked down you could say.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:11:58 [Preview] No.118083 del
>>118077
Wonder how much grease this immense lad had to use to get into that suit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:12:40 [Preview] No.118084 del
>>118077
Doomsday suit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:13:05 [Preview] No.118085 del
>>118078
This issue has already been logged.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:13:28 [Preview] No.118086 del
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>>118064
oh yes the british army thought it was magical cure too

>>118067
>>118069
You will need a corona vaccination mark to get cennobux, buy food and travel screencap this

>>118072
fuck off leaf

>>118076
>post-modernists imo.
[picture related]


anyways nuro is of for a ride later neets


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:14:34 [Preview] No.118087 del
TELL THE VOICES TO SHUT UP!!!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:14:34 [Preview] No.118088 del
>>118086
>You will need a corona vaccination mark to get cennobux, buy food and travel screencap this

Wouldn't worry me at all.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:14:53 [Preview] No.118089 del
>>118080
Giving income to people with no income and those with income are complaining about having too much income. By their own reasoning the NEETs have to work for it by doing pointless activities so it is the same as working.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:15:09 [Preview] No.118090 del
>>118081
He did not, the suit is custom made.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:15:18 [Preview] No.118091 del
>>118086
Fuck off seppo


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:15:33 [Preview] No.118092 del
>>118087
Wank them!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:18:08 [Preview] No.118093 del
>>118062
Crime doesn't sleep.
Webby goes to bed at 7pm most nights.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:18:26 [Preview] No.118094 del
Are frozen prawns good enough to cook with? Thinking about either making curried prawns or garlic prawns.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:19:00 [Preview] No.118095 del
>>118075
Do you reckon the Bogdanoffs get much pussy?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:19:10 [Preview] No.118096 del
>>118094
Should be fine. Just don't expect too much meat.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:19:14 [Preview] No.118097 del
>>118094
They'll be fine once thawed out.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:19:40 [Preview] No.118098 del
>>118095
>get
take
underage


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:19:57 [Preview] No.118099 del
>>118096
I've got plenty of meat here for you.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:20:50 [Preview] No.118100 del
>>118079
Good neet. Although you should've stocked up earlier. Supermarkets are probably the worst infection hotspots right now.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:23:52 [Preview] No.118101 del
Nuro was on TV once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:23:57 [Preview] No.118102 del
>>118093
Last night he stayed up to make a vocaroo.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:25:51 [Preview] No.118103 del
Possum told me he is too disgusted by my looks for missionary and can only tolerate doggy style once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:26:59 [Preview] No.118104 del
>>118103
He hates seeing anybody else enjoy themselves.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:27:15 [Preview] No.118105 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:28:23 [Preview] No.118106 del
My sense of taste seems diminished. That is one of the Corona symptoms.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:28:40 [Preview] No.118107 del
10k had unclean thoughts about a woman once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:29:18 [Preview] No.118108 del
>>118106
RIP bro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:29:47 [Preview] No.118109 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:30:11 [Preview] No.118110 del
Have any of you smelt those plants that smell like semen?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:30:48 [Preview] No.118111 del
>>118103
You shouldn't have gained that 2kg.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:31:01 [Preview] No.118112 del
Nuro watches harem anime.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:31:27 [Preview] No.118113 del
>>118110
The cum buds?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:31:34 [Preview] No.118114 del
I haven't eaten 4-8 eggs for a while. Remember when I used to do that? Yeah. Same, good times. You're welcome.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:31:49 [Preview] No.118115 del
Why is HIV such a big problem in Africa? I though HIV was something that mostly affected people on the needle or that take it up the clacker.
Is anal cuddle common in sub-Saharan Africa?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:31:55 [Preview] No.118116 del
>>118113
The Darling Buds of Gay


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:33:17 [Preview] No.118117 del
>>118115
They unironically believe raping a really young virgin girl will cure them of HIV/AIDS.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:34:35 [Preview] No.118118 del
>>118117
But how did it become a big problem in the first place? Is it just the penis-in-vagina cuddle causing bleeding and thus permitting HIV transfer?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:34:40 [Preview] No.118119 del
>>118106
Low apettite here. Need meds to cope with the fear.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:34:55 [Preview] No.118120 del
I've forgotten what day it is


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:35:24 [Preview] No.118121 del
>>118120
Dan day.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:35:46 [Preview] No.118122 del
>>118120
It's Sunday


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:36:51 [Preview] No.118123 del
>>118118
Niggers tongued my anus once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:38:19 [Preview] No.118124 del
>>118123
Fags probably spread disease with their rimming shit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:39:20 [Preview] No.118125 del
I withdrew another $2K at the ATM today. That makes $4K total I have at home in cash now. Just in case.

Both times I stuffed it into an envelope and then into a plastic bag so I didn't handle it too much. I will wait three weeks to take it out.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:40:28 [Preview] No.118126 del
>>118125
lol, imagine if you got robbed


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:42:50 [Preview] No.118128 del
>>118125
Aren't deposits guaranteed by the government anyway? If that fails, physical cash will probably be worthless anyway and people will be using barter.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:44:16 [Preview] No.118129 del
>>118127
Can you make a Dan pic with a plague mask


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:44:40 [Preview] No.118130 del
>>118128
>Aren't deposits guaranteed by the government
Yeah but who knows what might happen. There might be a situation where you haven't lost your money as such, you just can't access it or make any significant withdrawals.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:46:39 [Preview] No.118131 del
>>118094
I only use the frozen ones for curries


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:47:29 [Preview] No.118132 del
>>118107
I find that hard to believe


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:48:45 [Preview] No.118133 del
BINGE
WANK
GAPE
REPEAT


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:50:11 [Preview] No.118134 del
sniffle


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:50:36 [Preview] No.118135 del
>>118134
Isolate yourself please.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:52:02 [Preview] No.118136 del
>>118076
>intelligence and rationality are not the same thing
Autism is basically the biggest proof you need of that tbh
t. Autistic mong


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:52:19 [Preview] No.118137 del
>>118134
cough on some boomers please


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:52:28 [Preview] No.118138 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:53:36 [Preview] No.118139 del
>>118128
Only up to $100k


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:54:10 [Preview] No.118140 del
>>118130
I'd be more worried about hyperinflation wiping out my savings and neetbux.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:55:16 [Preview] No.118141 del
>>118133
It can take it's toll as shown by the Frenchie Kiss.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:55:17 [Preview] No.118142 del
>>118140
If we ever get to that point, you will probably see mass revolt and dead politicians.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:55:57 [Preview] No.118143 del
Tandoori Chickens for dindins.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 05:59:29 [Preview] No.118144 del
>>118142
Plenty of places have had massive inflation without the government being overthrown. Zimbabwe has been issuing $100 trillion dollar bills, but mugabe died in power of old age at 95.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:04:16 [Preview] No.118145 del
>>118144
He also ruled over literal retarded niggers and killed all opposition.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:05:28 [Preview] No.118146 del
>>118145
Yeah, most of the smart niggers fucked off which left them with a bad shortage of physicians, engineers etc.
It doesn't have to be full on mad max to be shit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:14:54 [Preview] No.118147 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:38:56 [Preview] No.118148 del
Weber's using my arse for nefarious purposes


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:40:15 [Preview] No.118149 del
>>118148
Describe these nefarious purposes.


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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:46:29 [Preview] No.118151 del
>>118149
Better yet, film them.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:46:41 [Preview] No.118152 del
I literally just spat pepsi and scotch all over my battlestation


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:46:57 [Preview] No.118153 del
and phone


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:49:10 [Preview] No.118154 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:49:52 [Preview] No.118155 del
My mum got tested for coronavirus today. Should get the results in the next two days


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:50:10 [Preview] No.118156 del
>>118152
Did your arse get flanked?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:51:42 [Preview] No.118157 del
>>118154
I laughed at something.
Nothing here.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:52:50 [Preview] No.118158 del
>>118155
I hope she gets good news m8.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:53:08 [Preview] No.118159 del
Nuro, Strain Hunter.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:53:09 [Preview] No.118160 del
>>118157
>at something.
What was it?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.118161 del
>>118160
I'm not telling.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:55:08 [Preview] No.118162 del
>>118155
How'd she qualify for a test? Has she been in close contact with a known carrier?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:56:20 [Preview] No.118163 del
>>118162
She works in caring, around aged people, so she qualifies for a test. She had an appointment with a GP over the phone today


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:00:49 [Preview] No.118164 del
>>118149
I'm not allowed to say


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:02:07 [Preview] No.118165 del
>>118161
IT WAS REDDIT


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:05:51 [Preview] No.118166 del
>tfw you will never be carried by a strong NEET in their arms


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:06:56 [Preview] No.118167 del
I fisted nuro in a gay bookshop once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:07:41 [Preview] No.118168 del
>>118167
Shoulder deep?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:08:54 [Preview] No.118169 del
>>118168
Waist deep.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:09:22 [Preview] No.118170 del
>>118169
Arms or legs?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:16:13 [Preview] No.118171 del
Did shitey ever head out to the countryside to bring corona chan's message to the people ther?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:23:45 [Preview] No.118172 del
>>118171
The only thing shitey is bringing to the country people is tandoori flavoured cunny grool.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:29:39 [Preview] No.118173 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.118174 del
>>118067
>>118076
Nuro is the world's smartest mong.
>>118071
It's alright actually.
>>118086
For malaria, not corona.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:36:50 [Preview] No.118175 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:40:59 [Preview] No.118176 del
Nuro will be the fist NEET to get the Rona' due to him being out and about on his bicycle, none of his Alex Jones snake oil remedies will help him.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:43:02 [Preview] No.118177 del
>>118176
I'm like 60% sure I already had Corona and let it pass as I had the symptoms and ignored it


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:43:21 [Preview] No.118178 del
>>118159
Fuck him, can't even hand out a (You).


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:44:50 [Preview] No.118179 del
Woke up sneezing.
After texting the boss that I will be in tomorrow.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:53:58 [Preview] No.118180 del
>>118179
They won't want you in if you're sick. It is bad timing but not the end of the world. Everything will work out fine.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:54:38 [Preview] No.118181 del
>>118179
KILL 'EM WEBBY


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 07:56:06 [Preview] No.118182 del
>>118179
Sore throat? Fever?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:00:32 [Preview] No.118183 del
Nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:01:07 [Preview] No.118184 del
>>118182
Just a sniffle.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:01:57 [Preview] No.118185 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:03:31 [Preview] No.118186 del
>>118183
Arse wipe.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:03:58 [Preview] No.118187 del
>>118183
Nigger.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:04:49 [Preview] No.118188 del
>>118183
Faggot.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.118189 del
The bumrash has reached Adelaide Uni.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:06:06 [Preview] No.118190 del
Have australian hospitals set up separate sites for coronavirus patients, or are we going down the same disaster route that italy did, where the infection spreads throughout the hospital, killing everyone?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:06:14 [Preview] No.118191 del
The bad home NEETs are out to play.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:07:18 [Preview] No.118192 del
Bad home NEET arse play


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:07:54 [Preview] No.118193 del
>>118189
Although they haven't been at the uni since they were exposed to it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:12:56 [Preview] No.118194 del
>>118190
>killing everyone?
*old people


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:14:58 [Preview] No.118195 del
can we do something other than talk about corona
Is there maybe an online videogame we can all play


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:16:53 [Preview] No.118196 del
>>118195
I've mentioned that and was called an prick.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:18:07 [Preview] No.118197 del
>>118196
Prick.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:18:29 [Preview] No.118198 del
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>>118195
If some neet can find this we can all play it at the same time


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.118199 del
>>118190
Same sites


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:18:37 [Preview] No.118200 del
>>118192
I also saw that arse play reference.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:24:52 [Preview] No.118201 del
Noodles.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:25:08 [Preview] No.118202 del
of.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:25:11 [Preview] No.118203 del
>>118192
The only neet here from a good home is nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:26:22 [Preview] No.118204 del
Mummy bot bought the wrong brand of hunny mussy today so I broke her nose.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:27:55 [Preview] No.118206 del
>>118205
10K gave me a mouthful of his tasty tomatoes once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:28:10 [Preview] No.118207 del
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>>118205
Found this ad on the side
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:29:16 [Preview] No.118208 del
(156.26 KB 667x261 costagrab.jpg)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:29:21 [Preview] No.118209 del
>>118203
Nuro's mother is a malignant cunt. She fucked him over and ruined his life.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.118211 del
>>118210
The shit I had to see to find this video.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:30:34 [Preview] No.118212 del
>>118209
Everything we know about her came from Nuro, not the most reliable of sources.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.118213 del
>>118209
We've only heard the story from nuro though.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:31:08 [Preview] No.118214 del
>>118210
>Hot boong sucks off Monaro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:31:31 [Preview] No.118215 del
>>118212
>>118213
We should just ask his best mate possum!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:32:00 [Preview] No.118216 del
we should ask Nuro's dad


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:32:26 [Preview] No.118217 del
>>118216
Poor guy.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:34:12 [Preview] No.118218 del
>>118216
Feel sorry for him


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:34:18 [Preview] No.118219 del
Nuro is my best friend.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:34:59 [Preview] No.118220 del
>>118199
Italy here we come.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:35:55 [Preview] No.118221 del
>>118195
Plague Inc.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:36:57 [Preview] No.118222 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:38:09 [Preview] No.118223 del
>>118221
you're a comedy genius


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:38:16 [Preview] No.118224 del
>>118222
>15-20 days
Too long.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:38:51 [Preview] No.118225 del
>>118210
>flies
>moustache
>prime unna


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.118226 del
So has anyone been able to make a succesful claim on cenno so far


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:40:18 [Preview] No.118227 del
>>118209
Could I get a quick rundown?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:40:23 [Preview] No.118228 del
I can't read without subvocalising. It's exhausting and time consuming


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:41:00 [Preview] No.118229 del
>>118226
I'm trying to at the moment. I got through 15 mins ago, did some of the claim, took a break and now I can't get back in again


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:41:46 [Preview] No.118230 del
>>118227
She gave birth to Nuro once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:42:06 [Preview] No.118231 del
>>118229
>took a break


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:42:20 [Preview] No.118232 del
>>118229
did you do that thing in mygov which makes you register your intent to claim


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:43:23 [Preview] No.118233 del
>>118230
just because a woman gives borth to a cunt doesn't mean they're automatically bad, I mean Monaro's Mother is a very kind lady despite him being a fuck up


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:45:01 [Preview] No.118234 del
>>118232
My cenno account is already linked to MyGov and I've been on it in the past so no need


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:45:13 [Preview] No.118235 del
>>118204
Did she break your nose?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:46:46 [Preview] No.118236 del
>>118234
I mean same but I didn't have cenno but I've been trying to claim a new one for the last few days


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:47:27 [Preview] No.118237 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:48:40 [Preview] No.118238 del
>>118219
You are not.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:49:25 [Preview] No.118239 del
>>118228
I have different voices I use for posts.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:49:32 [Preview] No.118240 del
Kinda want to go and live in an east asian country now. Very disappointed in how western countries are handling this whole corona thing. But Japan, Taiwan and singapore wouldn't let me neet.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:49:54 [Preview] No.118241 del
>>118224
With that time frame it sounds like it's coming from China or burgerland.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:52:10 [Preview] No.118242 del
>>118240
Get a Japanese mummygf.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:54:06 [Preview] No.118243 del
>>118241
Comes form tassie.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:54:12 [Preview] No.118244 del
>>118240
How would you handle Corona better you mong
I bet you think closing Schools would help stop Corona when in matter of fact keeping schools open is better as closing them means it's harder to keep track of the children and who they interact with meaning they can spread it to boomers easier


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:57:51 [Preview] No.118245 del
Hey guys, have you heard about that coronavirus? I think we should talk about that NON-FUCKING-STOP.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.118246 del
>>118240
Fuck off then, we don't want you and I highly doubt they'd want you either.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.118247 del
>>118244
Let the boomers die, they have had their time let the younger generation take over


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:00:03 [Preview] No.118248 del
>>118245
lmao
just turn off your computer bro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.118249 del
>>118247
I agree 100% but if you want to decrease the death rate then panicking isn't the way
Though personally I wish we were North Korean and the government kept the news of Corona under wraps and killed everyone with the Virus


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:01:16 [Preview] No.118250 del
>>118244
Lock them in their homes. It's easy to keep track of them that way. It's the only thing that's been shown to work. Then there's the continuing keystone kops thing where people routinely break quarantine without being punished. No masks. Hospitals mixing corona patients with everyone else. The federal government's fucked. Some of the state's are doing a bit better.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:01:26 [Preview] No.118251 del
>>118249
> I wish we were North Korean


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:01:27 [Preview] No.118252 del
>>118247
>>118246
have an icey pole and cool down you grumpy cunt


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:03:01 [Preview] No.118253 del
>>118252
Drink bleach you mongoloid.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:03:24 [Preview] No.118254 del
>>118249
>the government kept the news of Corona under wraps
Hunter new england health is no longer releasing stats for people with corona in the district, so we are already doing it


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:04:48 [Preview] No.118255 del
>>118251
yeah Kimmie is fucking based


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:04:55 [Preview] No.118256 del
>>118253
what's wrong mate?
no need for the sperg out


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:05:01 [Preview] No.118257 del
>>118250
Also there's no random testing of the population - we literally have no idea how many people are actually infected and we're not trying to find out.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:05:35 [Preview] No.118258 del
>>118254
based, we should be doing that even more so, though I doubt there are many in New England with Corona though maybe a few in Newcastle


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:05:49 [Preview] No.118259 del
>>118256
I'm not sperging out.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:05:56 [Preview] No.118260 del
>>118258
how would they even enforce that


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:06:42 [Preview] No.118261 del
>>118255
I too hate eating.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:06:52 [Preview] No.118262 del
The chinese were urging overseas chinese to home last week, because they have things under control while the western countries don't. I unironically thought our governments would get it all sorted.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:08:25 [Preview] No.118263 del
>>118262
*The chinese were urging their spies to come home last week
FTFY


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:09:11 [Preview] No.118264 del
>>118262
Governments can't stop viruses you mong, just wait, in a few weeks Italy will get past the curve and you'll realize you were overreacting


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:09:23 [Preview] No.118266 del
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We are veering into low quality territory again.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:10:13 [Preview] No.118268 del
>>118266
Nice low quality post.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:10:56 [Preview] No.118269 del
>>118265
Hunter New England is a pretty vast area to describe, it's like saying Albury has a Corona outbreak because Ballarat does


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:11:24 [Preview] No.118270 del
>>118266
well post something good then, you start


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:12:09 [Preview] No.118271 del
>>118266
Are those Easter eggs. I'll have 12.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:12:22 [Preview] No.118272 del
>>118267
>Professor Kelly said that “on one side, that is good news” because it means “we are finding the cases and they are still mostly coming from overseas”.
That fucking mong. They refuse to test cases of local community infection so of course it's going to be biased towards those coming in from overseas.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:12:56 [Preview] No.118273 del
>>118272
Just because you say they refuse to test people doesn't make it true


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:13:45 [Preview] No.118274 del
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Tasmani's the place to be now boys.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:14:41 [Preview] No.118275 del
WEBBY ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK WEBBY?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:15:02 [Preview] No.118276 del
Can the commune have a speak easy?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:15:45 [Preview] No.118277 del
>>118274
Victoria seems to have tapered off and is probably going to be overtaken by QLD tomorrow
in other words SHITEY HAS CURED CORONA AND NURO IS SPREADING IT LIKE A WHORE SPREADS HER LEGS


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:16:26 [Preview] No.118278 del
>>118275
I hope he's feeling fine.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:16:27 [Preview] No.118279 del
Also I've just got to say I FUCKING LOVE HOW THIS SITE LETS YOU REDTEXT IN THE MIDDLE OF A LINE, WAY BETTER THEN HOW IT WAS BACK ON 8CUCK


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:17:29 [Preview] No.118280 del
>>118279
Calm down please.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:18:02 [Preview] No.118281 del
>>118280
Shut up please.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:18:24 [Preview] No.118282 del
>>118279
Reduce your wanking speed, it is vibrating the wall


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:19:02 [Preview] No.118283 del
>>118281
You will when I kiss you.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.118284 del
MAXIMUM OVERWANK


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:20:29 [Preview] No.118285 del
>>118283
Give him a big love bite m8


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:20:49 [Preview] No.118286 del
>>118280
ok but I just wanted to say i like the midline redtext


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:21:29 [Preview] No.118287 del
>>118284
If you go too fast you'll get a burn.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:22:24 [Preview] No.118288 del
>>118287
yep, right on his NEETstick


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.118290 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:25:14 [Preview] No.118291 del
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Remember I'm here for you neets..always


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.118292 del
>>118290
I feel like Harvey getting corona is the only time where no one is sorry for someone with the virus


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:27:48 [Preview] No.118293 del
Evening lads. If I'm a neet due to the rona can I lurk here?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:28:28 [Preview] No.118294 del
>>118293
Yes, we have been expecting new NEET arrivals.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:28:38 [Preview] No.118295 del
>>118293
yes, in fact I think this is the first time where most of the people here are unironically NEETs


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:30:21 [Preview] No.118296 del
>>118293
you must post an elbow pic first m8


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:30:39 [Preview] No.118297 del
>>118291
Your kindness knows no limit.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:32:09 [Preview] No.118298 del
>>118293
Yes. Embrace the wanked poo.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:32:41 [Preview] No.118299 del
>>118293
Have you ever been dumpster diving in Joondalup's kfc bin?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:33:32 [Preview] No.118300 del
>>118296
How many wanks would that be today?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:38:41 [Preview] No.118301 del
>>118293
Hello mate. Welcome.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:42:18 [Preview] No.118302 del
>>118301
We should give him a group cuddle as a welcome


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.118303 del
King among mints


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.118304 del
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>>118293
You will need to spend 2 weeks in quarantine before you are allowed to post here. Sorry, but the safety of our community comes first.
- t. neet council


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:48:57 [Preview] No.118305 del
>>118304
I thought the NEET council was immune to everything because of their degeneracy


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:50:37 [Preview] No.118306 del
>>118305
They were shook when they learned Ron Jeremy had AIDS.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:53:25 [Preview] No.118307 del
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>>118274
I think you mean NT UNNA


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.118308 del
>>118279
The unique colour choices is also pretty deadly.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:56:04 [Preview] No.118309 del
>>118307
Red thin text, are you a wizard?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:57:34 [Preview] No.118310 del
(3.05 MB 426x240 JoondalupDans.webm)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:58:52 [Preview] No.118312 del
>>118293
Did you come because Monaro has been posting advertisements on 4chan?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:59:19 [Preview] No.118313 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:01:21 [Preview] No.118315 del
>>118312
I think he came from 8cuntt.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:01:28 [Preview] No.118316 del
I was going to smoke some drugs but didn't.
I am a very good boy.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:01:44 [Preview] No.118317 del
>>118308
How can I do that


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:02:11 [Preview] No.118318 del
>>118316
Good NEET.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:02:29 [Preview] No.118319 del
>>118307
fukin aye, the chink turtle flu fears the Boong
And yes it basically got confirmed that Corona isn't from a bat but rather a Turtle or Pangolin


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:03:21 [Preview] No.118320 del
>>118312
Do you seriously think I could afford advertisments on 4chan, I couldn't even afford to advertise on Nuro's arse and she's a cheap whore


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:04:28 [Preview] No.118321 del
>>118320
I advertise in Nuro's arse.
He makes the rounds for me and it is then imprinted on internet users dicks from all corners of the web.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:05:20 [Preview] No.118322 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:05:25 [Preview] No.118323 del
>>118311
The fellowship of the Boong:The search for NK


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:06:59 [Preview] No.118324 del
>>118316
good on ya mate


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:07:06 [Preview] No.118325 del
This changes everything
But seems like too much work.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:13:29 [Preview] No.118326 del
I went out for a run, saw six (6) cop cars heading south along South road for some reason. Went to the local playground and did some chin ups. Managed two sets of four which was nice. I was going to go for a third set but I saw a negro and thought I should leave.
I am going to start going to the playground early each morning to do some bodyweight work to make up for not being able to get to the gym. I might use the oval there for some sprinting as I currently only run.
How should I maintain the muscles used in deadlifting and squatting through bodyweight work?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:14:21 [Preview] No.118327 del
niggers


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:14:34 [Preview] No.118328 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:14:39 [Preview] No.118329 del
>>118326
Buy some weights m8.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:15:10 [Preview] No.118330 del
>>118326
> local playground
You're allowed to go back there again?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:15:57 [Preview] No.118331 del
>>118328
Gook night. Awfully shaped.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:16:07 [Preview] No.118332 del
>>118328
Good night mate.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.118333 del
Fucking hell, I keep forgetting to call my grandmother. The old bat will be dead from the bat aids by the time I get around to it. I will set a reminder on my phone.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:16:41 [Preview] No.118334 del
>>118328
Night hips


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:17:03 [Preview] No.118335 del
>>118333
Have a bat


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:17:20 [Preview] No.118336 del
>>118333
That is no way to talk about her.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:17:28 [Preview] No.118337 del
>>118325
Yeah it's a bit too much of a hassle but can be entertaining on occasion


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:17:54 [Preview] No.118338 del
>>118330
It could explain all the cop cars out on south road.

>>118329
Yeah, just when the gyms have all been shut down and everyone is out looking for weights. What a fucking excellent time to buy some weights so I can get jewed by some lazy cunt that bought some but never used them.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:18:44 [Preview] No.118339 del
>>118338
Don't speak to me in that tone please.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:19:06 [Preview] No.118340 del
>>118338
I've actually been doing bodyweight exercises daily, as well as the exercise bike, and that chink 8 brocades stretching thing.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:19:11 [Preview] No.118341 del
Had a small coof


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:19:12 [Preview] No.118342 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:19:53 [Preview] No.118343 del
>>118322
always was always will be aboriginal land white cunt


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:20:09 [Preview] No.118344 del
>>118342
I got my text a few hours ago. A real pain in the bum.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:20:26 [Preview] No.118345 del
>>118341
It begins.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:20:40 [Preview] No.118346 del
>>118328
Gook night gook night girl. Hope I can find a qt when I move to japan to neet it up.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:20:53 [Preview] No.118347 del
>>118342
Might have to vote for ScoMo next election as I actually did get that text
Unlike good for nothing Clive


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:21:40 [Preview] No.118348 del
>>118346
>when I move to japan
They don't want white piggus there.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:21:46 [Preview] No.118349 del
NUT SUCKING POOFTER FAGGOT


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:21:51 [Preview] No.118350 del
>>118326
Good work.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:22:22 [Preview] No.118351 del
>>118328
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:22:55 [Preview] No.118352 del
Posso is looking for new NEETs bearing vegetables again.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:23:21 [Preview] No.118353 del
>>118329
A lot of stock is gone at the moment. People have been panic buying everything.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:23:49 [Preview] No.118354 del
>>118352
We NEETs are vegetables.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:24:22 [Preview] No.118355 del
>>118352
I need someone who knows what to do with one. For once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:25:00 [Preview] No.118356 del
>>118342
>>118344
I got mine before midday. I used shortcut to mark it as read without opening the message


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:25:09 [Preview] No.118357 del
>>118354
Weber won't stop playing with my Aubergine


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:25:52 [Preview] No.118358 del
>>118355
You cut deep when you want to.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:26:26 [Preview] No.118359 del
>>118357
>Aubergine


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:27:45 [Preview] No.118360 del
>>118358
Only in self defence.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:28:15 [Preview] No.118361 del
>>118359
I like the word better then Eggplant


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:28:45 [Preview] No.118362 del
>>118360
I was there when you needed me and discarded as soon as you thought you could replace me.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:29:02 [Preview] No.118363 del
Cruisey what is your opinion on the word "choof"?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.118364 del
>>118357
>Aubergine
That word is for larpers that wish they were Frenchie, ie. the English middle class.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:29:50 [Preview] No.118365 del
He is a callous, ill intentioned slut.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:30:09 [Preview] No.118366 del
>>118361
Fuck off frogoid.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:30:24 [Preview] No.118368 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:30:42 [Preview] No.118369 del
>>118363
I used to use it.
It's more common imo with people a bit older than me.
Dad's mates used to call it that.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:31:26 [Preview] No.118370 del
>>118369
I like it. I think you should use it instead of cone. Give it a try.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:32:26 [Preview] No.118371 del
>>118370
I feel like I am being set up.
I will not become your choof poof


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:32:43 [Preview] No.118372 del
Sore throat
Sniffly nose


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:32:51 [Preview] No.118373 del
What do you think of the word "fang" to mean go really fast?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:33:14 [Preview] No.118374 del
>>118373
Used by people younger than me.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:33:19 [Preview] No.118375 del
>>118373
To me fang means hungry.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:34:02 [Preview] No.118376 del
>>118372
OH SHIT NIGGA YOU'RE GONNA DIE


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:34:31 [Preview] No.118377 del
I'm fanging for a thick vegetable.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:34:54 [Preview] No.118378 del
>>118377
You choof poof.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:34:59 [Preview] No.118379 del
>>118372
How many sick neets do we have now?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:34:59 [Preview] No.118380 del
>>118374
>>118375
I've heard young deros use it to in the context of:
"fanging it down the road"
"AW HE'S FANGING IT!"
etc.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:35:06 [Preview] No.118381 del
>>118364
I mean yes, but what word suits weber better, Eggplant or Aubergine, to me the psudo refinement of the latter defines Weber to a significantly higher degree


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:35:18 [Preview] No.118382 del
I saw Nuro masturbating to hentai once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:35:33 [Preview] No.118383 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:35:39 [Preview] No.118384 del
Possum told us to not talk politics then went to the hub of poofter sport daily once


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:35:39 [Preview] No.118385 del
>>118379
Does being sick of your shit count? ;)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:36:16 [Preview] No.118386 del
>>118382
Did it get you hard?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:36:32 [Preview] No.118387 del
>>118384
He told us not to do it here.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:36:55 [Preview] No.118388 del
>>118384
You loved it though.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:37:02 [Preview] No.118389 del
I saw nuro wanking to porn of them white dogs once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:37:09 [Preview] No.118390 del
>>118379
Fully sick NEETs? Lots.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:38:01 [Preview] No.118391 del
I always picture Nuro having profound erectile dysfunction.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:38:08 [Preview] No.118392 del
>>118384
I thought that was Monaro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:38:17 [Preview] No.118393 del
Good night NEETs. I was feeling a bit sick at the start of the week but feel much better now. It was just a cold for me. Sleep tight.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:38:39 [Preview] No.118394 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:39:15 [Preview] No.118395 del
>>118387
Always a loophole.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:39:21 [Preview] No.118396 del
>>118393
Good night NEET.

>It was just a cold for me
Some people with Corona only have mild symptoms. Some have none at all.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:39:33 [Preview] No.118397 del
>>118394
nah I get hard pretty easy when I think about Weber


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:39:58 [Preview] No.118398 del
>>118392
He just hangs out on the pokemon board talking about yugiho.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:40:19 [Preview] No.118399 del
>>118393
Good night.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:43:10 [Preview] No.118400 del
>>118398
nah I don't go to /vp/, the only time I go on 4chan is to go to /tg/ to get a pirate copy of what ever warhammer codex just came out
Though I do go on fullderp on 8/v/ sometimes I like Snips and Dracovish the most rightnow tbh


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:44:04 [Preview] No.118401 del
>>118400
>fullderp
Jesus.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:44:59 [Preview] No.118402 del
>>118401
not always and not too much anymore but yeah I do like the older pokemon games more then I should


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:45:07 [Preview] No.118403 del
SHRIVELED DRY PECKER


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.118404 del
granted I haven't been to any imageboard but this one in the last 2 months


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:45:49 [Preview] No.118405 del
>>118400
Do we only witness you at half derp?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:46:20 [Preview] No.118406 del
>>118404
You better not be fucking lying to me.
I will find out if you are.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:46:35 [Preview] No.118407 del
>>118396
The carriers who pass it on to thousands.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:47:52 [Preview] No.118408 del
I carried anal warts around and spread it to thousands.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:47:53 [Preview] No.118409 del
Surprised that with all the isolation going on our neets are still getting colds.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:48:46 [Preview] No.118410 del
>>118409
Not real NEETs.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:48:55 [Preview] No.118411 del
>>118405
no
>>118406
Actually could be wrong as I think we were on 16chan and 8cunt 2 months ago but ever since we moved from 8cunt to 16chan I haven't been back to 8cunt
>>118405
nah half derp is gay and I have a 3-2 record against them


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:50:46 [Preview] No.118412 del
>3 (You)'s for two posts
This is why Monaro is a better slut than Nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:51:07 [Preview] No.118413 del
Because I'm not touching, and more importantly not picking my nose anymore it's now stuffed up with dried snot.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:51:41 [Preview] No.118414 del
>>118412
>>118412
>>118412
>>118412
you're the slut for my (you)s uwu


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:52:04 [Preview] No.118415 del
>>118413
have a shower and then pick your nose and then have another shower


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:52:11 [Preview] No.118416 del
>>118414
>uwu
I am seeing this formation of letters more and more.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:53:20 [Preview] No.118417 del
>>118416
yeah, it's because the internet is a degenerate faggot cesspool and me being cooped up is making me say fucked up things daddy


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:53:55 [Preview] No.118418 del
>>118417
Post bulge.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:54:02 [Preview] No.118419 del
>>118414
You get me off as much as any vegetable bearing marsupial.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:55:18 [Preview] No.118420 del
>>118419
No one will ever satisfy you like me. We both know it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:56:03 [Preview] No.118421 del
>>118420
You use me, just because you can.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:56:33 [Preview] No.118422 del
If I have this wog, does that mean I have no work for two weeks?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:56:41 [Preview] No.118423 del
>>118421
You like to be used.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:57:00 [Preview] No.118424 del
>>118423
I do not.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:57:52 [Preview] No.118425 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:58:44 [Preview] No.118426 del
>>118416
owo what's this?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:06:44 [Preview] No.118427 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:07:53 [Preview] No.118428 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:08:43 [Preview] No.118429 del
aboriginal anal


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:10:40 [Preview] No.118430 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:12:16 [Preview] No.118431 del
Home now...what the fuck is happening in this thread ??? did everyone die or something ?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:12:39 [Preview] No.118432 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:13:15 [Preview] No.118433 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:13:46 [Preview] No.118434 del
My cum ends up really watery if I edge for a long time.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:14:51 [Preview] No.118435 del
>>118427
Beautiful.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:15:09 [Preview] No.118436 del
Might have a glass of milk.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:15:19 [Preview] No.118437 del
>>118431
What was it like out there Nuro?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:17:49 [Preview] No.118438 del
I saw a trail of blend 43 leading to and from a craigs once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:20:17 [Preview] No.118439 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:21:48 [Preview] No.118440 del
>>118431
You wouldn't hand out well earned (You)'s.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:22:10 [Preview] No.118441 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:22:32 [Preview] No.118442 del
>>118441
BEautiful.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:23:08 [Preview] No.118443 del
fingering my crotch hole


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:23:18 [Preview] No.118444 del
>>118431
yes I died from Monk's HPV


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:23:45 [Preview] No.118445 del
>>118441
nice though the title of paid advert scares me


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:24:06 [Preview] No.118446 del
>>118443
Cheap K-mart undies.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:24:29 [Preview] No.118447 del
>>118444
You would have died with a smile on your face though.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:25:08 [Preview] No.118448 del
I love it when webby plays with my urethra


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:25:53 [Preview] No.118449 del
I fisted nuro's urethra once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:26:02 [Preview] No.118450 del
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(10.23 KB 260x194 images (2).jpg)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:27:01 [Preview] No.118451 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:27:11 [Preview] No.118452 del
>>118450
>thumbnails
I'd accuse you of being nuro but nuro isn't smart enough to post two images at once.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:27:39 [Preview] No.118453 del
>>118446
The pubes sticking out look like a spider.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:27:49 [Preview] No.118454 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:29:07 [Preview] No.118455 del
>>118453
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:29:15 [Preview] No.118456 del
Gonna get some kip, the post-apocalyptic bum cleaning wage beckons.
>tfw commended


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:29:54 [Preview] No.118458 del
>>118456
Goodnight kipNEET.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:30:02 [Preview] No.118459 del
>>118456
>tfw wish I was still a wagie or a NEET but I'm in that weird middle ground


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:30:43 [Preview] No.118460 del
>>118455
It is on the secret board, along with the coveted 10k girth pic and the 1993 King Kong film.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:31:50 [Preview] No.118461 del
>>118455
You'd probably tease me for posting a 'thumbnail'.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:31:59 [Preview] No.118462 del
>>118460
I dunno if you're joking or not given 16 is the secret board


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:33:15 [Preview] No.118463 del
>>118461
We need generous pixels in these difficult times.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:34:50 [Preview] No.118464 del
>>118462
On 8chan, very late in 2014, you could make the new arrivals think they could access "secret /b/" or "secret /pol/" by telling them to click the little star next to the board name, this would create a link in the favourites tab that would lead to the secret board but in actual fact just lead them back to where they were.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:35:25 [Preview] No.118465 del
ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:36:05 [Preview] No.118466 del
>tfw loud roommates


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:36:15 [Preview] No.118467 del
>>118465
>rent free


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:36:45 [Preview] No.118468 del
>>118466
>tfw sick housemates.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:37:11 [Preview] No.118469 del
>>118467
love you too shitballs ;)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:37:48 [Preview] No.118470 del
>>118464
oh right 8chan Premium, yeah that was good shit


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:38:15 [Preview] No.118471 del
>>118465
Why do 4chan cucks know about us
NURO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:39:21 [Preview] No.118472 del
>>118465
what'd he mean by this


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:40:41 [Preview] No.118473 del
>>118471
Nuro is a loud mouthed faggot, nothing new.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:43:17 [Preview] No.118474 del
Planning on chucking another sicky tomorrow.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:44:18 [Preview] No.118475 del
>>118468
Corona-chan? Because you'll get it too. You need to call the police and have them place in quarantine.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:44:20 [Preview] No.118476 del
>>118474
May as well do Friday too.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:46:22 [Preview] No.118477 del
>>118476
If I need to go get tested, I'll need 48 hours to get the results anyway.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:47:35 [Preview] No.118478 del
hey lads just came over from auspol, how you fags going?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:47:48 [Preview] No.118479 del
>>118471
Nuro was trying to bring over 4chan users. I fucking went apeshit at the nuro-loving endchan BO and he dismissed me as paranoid. I've been saying it since we got him; nuro will be the death of the board.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:48:28 [Preview] No.118480 del
>>118478
>auspol
Why do you know about us, fuck off back to cuckchan you nuro nigger


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:49:15 [Preview] No.118481 del
>>118478
Hello mate, nice to see you here.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:49:32 [Preview] No.118482 del
>>118480
Don't be rude to guests.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:49:48 [Preview] No.118483 del
i did nothing you cunts were posting blatant classified ausneet memes on 4pol....

yeah ASD / DSD is on our ass now///


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:50:20 [Preview] No.118484 del
>>118480
>>118481
don't worry mates, planning on lurking, stay based


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:50:28 [Preview] No.118485 del
>>118479
People have shilled aus/ausneets at various times over the years and it's never really stuck. No invasion or anything of note.
Even if he irks you I wouldn't worry.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:51:25 [Preview] No.118486 del
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NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:51:34 [Preview] No.118487 del
I just arrived from reddit and this problematic board is a BIG YIKES and very toxic. Absolute dumpster-fire nothing burger. Pupperino pupper doggo baby yoda kenau reeves elon musk thanos perfectly balanced consume marvel chicken nuggie bernie sanders swedish socialism funko pops overwatch.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:51:57 [Preview] No.118488 del
>>118484
>lurking
Have a post m8, don't be intimidated by the narky neets.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:53:55 [Preview] No.118489 del
>>118483
>you cunts
I'm sorry NEET but I think you misunderstand, I assume Nuro or some other sad person has been shitting up your board in our name even though it has nothing to do with us
You can stay here if you want as long as you can accept we are a board of Aboriginal Supremacists with Tony Abbott and Costa Georgiadis Wank characteristics unna


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:54:22 [Preview] No.118490 del
>>118479
we should gas any user of this board who also uses 4chan tbh


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:54:37 [Preview] No.118491 del
>>118484
Post that bulge.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:56:37 [Preview] No.118492 del
How should I politely tell my roommates to SHUT THE FUCK UP.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:58:04 [Preview] No.118493 del
>>118492
I bet the other NEETs will think you're monaro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:00:58 [Preview] No.118494 del
>>118493
I'm always being accused of being monaro and I don't know why. Probably because we are both mongs.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:01:13 [Preview] No.118495 del
Good night noots.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:02:13 [Preview] No.118496 del
ok cenno is letting me fill out a claim now


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:03:14 [Preview] No.118497 del
BOUNCY CAT


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:05:55 [Preview] No.118498 del
>>118494
Well as I'm monaro it's because you also have a noisey person in the room next to yours, granted mine is a neighbour and not a roomate but still


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:06:10 [Preview] No.118499 del
Finally submitted my cenno claim


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:06:31 [Preview] No.118500 del
>>118499
Well done m8.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:08:14 [Preview] No.118501 del
>>118495
Night mate


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:09:22 [Preview] No.118502 del
>>118497
BOUNCE


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:10:36 [Preview] No.118503 del
>>118502
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:19:22 [Preview] No.118504 del
Thinking about Nuros supple ass cheeks.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:22:32 [Preview] No.118505 del
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I need to stop making him OC.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:24:36 [Preview] No.118506 del
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Monaro as a digimon.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:25:28 [Preview] No.118507 del
>>118505
Another good one. You do great work Monaro. You have an artist's eye.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:25:37 [Preview] No.118508 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:37:23 [Preview] No.118509 del
>>118212
We actually never heard much of the story except for that she got a restraining order against him for good reason except because that nuro=good and anything against nuro=bad.
>>118266
This wojak looks a bit like Tony Abbott.
Might go over to the auspol thread on halfchan and shit it up with boongposting.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:52:18 [Preview] No.118510 del
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>>118507
>Monaro
The autistic edge.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:53:52 [Preview] No.118511 del
>>118510
Beautiful.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:54:41 [Preview] No.118512 del
ok NEETs I've put in a cenno claim


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:55:41 [Preview] No.118513 del
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>>118507
>Monaro
He is not me, his work is far too good to be mine
pic related is some of my OC for contrast


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:57:18 [Preview] No.118514 del
>>118513
That is top shelf too Monaro. You are too modest.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:58:56 [Preview] No.118515 del
>>118511
It is poo and unna but not wank. This one is.
He doesn't deserve the effort I put into him, even if he slides out like gravy.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:59:11 [Preview] No.118516 del
iamsohighrightnow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Yc5vdPxYFw [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:59:20 [Preview] No.118517 del
Got my results back for my first assignment at uni. Got 25 out of 25 marks. Feeling pretty happy about it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:59:29 [Preview] No.118518 del
Good thing the government let you bank in on super accounts with low amounts of money in them given it said this cenno claim will take until April 11


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 12:59:37 [Preview] No.118519 del
Monaro is my best friend.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:00:30 [Preview] No.118520 del
>>118517
Bravo NEET, and given the current health crisis this might mean that for throught your whole year that 1 assignment will mean you have a perfect score for the year


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:00:45 [Preview] No.118521 del
>>118517
Great stuff m8.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:00:53 [Preview] No.118522 del
He won't give me a (You).


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:00:53 [Preview] No.118523 del
>>118519
I thought Possum was your best friend


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:01:10 [Preview] No.118524 del
>>118517
Very good work.
I still haven't got around to deferring.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:01:33 [Preview] No.118525 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:02:49 [Preview] No.118526 del
>>118523
Nuro is my best friend.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:04:43 [Preview] No.118527 del
I wrote out a well thought out post about Nuro but then deleted it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:04:54 [Preview] No.118528 del
>>118526
I thought Nuro was my best friend


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:06:08 [Preview] No.118529 del
Nuro should be my best friend.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:06:34 [Preview] No.118530 del
>>118527
He wouldn't have given you a (you) anyway.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:06:43 [Preview] No.118531 del
>>118529
Nuro is such a whore, claiming to be best friends with all the NEETs


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:07:10 [Preview] No.118532 del
HELLO MR KURNS

ME NEED MONEY NOW

ME SICK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyKc0-AHYsU [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:07:10 [Preview] No.118533 del
Nuro showed me his cock once and I honestly wasn't whimsical


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:07:10 [Preview] No.118534 del
>>118530
I am very disappointed in him.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:07:27 [Preview] No.118535 del
Possum showed me his cock once and I was very whimsical


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:07:55 [Preview] No.118536 del
>>118532
What is wrong with you?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:09:11 [Preview] No.118537 del
>>118536
Well it started when he was born...


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:10:10 [Preview] No.118538 del
>>118532
ok that actually was pretty good nuro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:12:43 [Preview] No.118539 del
Ended up eating a bunch of codeine to deal with a NEETs (You) withholding.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:17:23 [Preview] No.118540 del
>>118539
He is another bad sport.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:18:38 [Preview] No.118541 del
>>118538
glad you enjoyed it m8... i am gonna pass out soon


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:19:08 [Preview] No.118542 del
>>118541
good!
time for the fisting


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:19:18 [Preview] No.118543 del
>>118538
No it wasn't.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:21:30 [Preview] No.118544 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:22:10 [Preview] No.118545 del
>>118543
well then fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:25:46 [Preview] No.118546 del
>>118543
Well I liked it though, but I like meme music


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:27:08 [Preview] No.118547 del
>>118546
Well I didn't.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:30:02 [Preview] No.118548 del
>>118547
you will learn to like it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9uYhIiW6lok [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:32:04 [Preview] No.118549 del
Peak shit tier musical tastes tonight.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:36:42 [Preview] No.118550 del
Mummybot came in to apologise for getting the wrong brand of hunny mussy.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:39:52 [Preview] No.118551 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:40:30 [Preview] No.118552 del
>>118549
up ya bum you fucking shit cunt


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:44:56 [Preview] No.118553 del
>>118551
eh i was just posting memes

this is actually what new music Nuro+ is listening to in 2020

https://mildperil.bandcamp.com/track/chess-7


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:46:27 [Preview] No.118554 del
>>118553
you probably dunno the context of this though I feel like you might like it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ymbw2R3uIqc [Embed]


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:50:39 [Preview] No.118555 del
>>118553
Shit tier.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 13:56:48 [Preview] No.118556 del
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>>118555
Thats ok i guess i just have better taste than (You)


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:05:23 [Preview] No.118557 del
>>118556
Peak delusion.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:22:59 [Preview] No.118558 del
People need my arse


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:30:59 [Preview] No.118559 del
Play with it!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:35:49 [Preview] No.118560 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:41:18 [Preview] No.118562 del
(8.89 MB 1920x1080 kommando dance.webm)
had to go to the jobcentre to claim my neetbucks today.
they have started to do checkups by phone from now on and i only have to search for 4 jobs a month instead of 20.
my assigned wageslave wasnt there because he has a "cold"
Luckily i wore my p100 mask and goggles.
there is cases in my town and even with all the corona virus spam on the radio and tv the locals are still out walking their dogs in the centre of town and none of them were wearing masks.

the world is burning.
were all gonna make it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:54:20 [Preview] No.118563 del
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Masturbating a hard shit while sticking both feet up aboriginal assholes


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 18:41:23 [Preview] No.118564 del
Good morning NEEToes.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 19:17:46 [Preview] No.118565 del
>>118564
Good morning friend.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 19:18:25 [Preview] No.118566 del
>>118563
Hello big boong


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 19:19:33 [Preview] No.118567 del
Nuro only gives (You)'s to NEETs he takes offence to.
He does not know how to give a (You) in kindness.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:13:25 [Preview] No.118568 del
Text my boss to say that I have 'a runny nose'.
NEETlyfe is calling.


Fuck, as writing this she text back 'just come to work, we need to talk'.
welp


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:19:06 [Preview] No.118569 del
>>118564
>>118565
Morning NEETs


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:34:31 [Preview] No.118570 del
>>118568
Tell her you got a cough and fever now too.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:34:59 [Preview] No.118571 del
>>118568
back to the cage you go


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:36:27 [Preview] No.118572 del
>>118564
>>118565
>>118569
Morning neets. Just had a shower, and after days of being afraid to touch my nose, cleaned it out of snot. Was full of thick white mucous.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:39:11 [Preview] No.118573 del
>>118572
>thick white mucous
Nasty


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:44:29 [Preview] No.118574 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:44:52 [Preview] No.118575 del
>>118571
It's not a good feel.
But off I go.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:56:00 [Preview] No.118576 del
Running out of clean clothes here, and I don't want to use the shared laundry facilities for the flat block right now. May have to wash clothes by hand and dry them inside.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:59:37 [Preview] No.118577 del
>>118575
enjoy your day m8


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:21:04 [Preview] No.118578 del
Morning.
The cat took a shit in my bathroom, not half an hour after I got out of bed and asked if he wanted to go outside.
New thread soon.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:21:57 [Preview] No.118579 del
>>118568
Guess who is going on permanent leave?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:22:07 [Preview] No.118580 del
>>118396
>Some people with Corona only have mild symptoms. Some have none at all.
I have respiratory issues. If it was to hit me, it would hit me hard.

>>118408
<Likely
A good bum rash should.

>>118415
kek

>>118441
Lovely

>>118465
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I have noticed more NEETs on half chan on particular boards.

>>118479
>he dismissed me as paranoid
I don't recall that.

>>118487
>>118503
>>118516
>>118550
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>118505
The meeting place of the boongs?

>>118518
Just remember that it is expected date with the thousands upon thousands of claims it could be longer.

>>118532
Not as good as the first one you posted.

>>118562
>they have started to do checkups by phone from now on and i only have to search for 4 jobs a month instead of 20.
You got fucked, Mutual Obligation Responsibilities been suspened for a week and it could be extended:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/25/government-did-not-plan-to-inform-jobseekers-their-welfare-appointments-were-suspended

>>118563
No poo picture?

>>118564
>>118565
>>118568
>>118572
>>118578
Good morning NEETs.

>>118568
I wouldn't. If you are on leave tell them next week.

>>118578
>The cat took a shit in my bathroom
That sucks.

>New thread soon.
Well warned.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:26:12 [Preview] No.118582 del
>>118579
That's why I told him not to go in.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:26:38 [Preview] No.118583 del
>>118581
Looks like she if off the market for now.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:28:27 [Preview] No.118584 del
The land of the poo
>India's lockdown smackdown: Cops smash curfew violators as country's 1.3 billion people are told to stay indoors over coronavirus, leaving streets empty amid fears a MILLION could die
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150253/Police-India-beat-people-submission-coronavirus-lockdown-bites.html


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:30:20 [Preview] No.118585 del
>>118326
>How should I maintain the muscles used in deadlifting and squatting through bodyweight work?
Unless you've got a truck tyre or atlas stone or something heavy you can squat or lift you can't really maintain it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:32:30 [Preview] No.118586 del
>>118181
Rarely do you ever get this right. This wasn't one of those times.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:33:01 [Preview] No.118587 del
>>118585
Or an executive roomie


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:34:05 [Preview] No.118588 del
>>118584
>a MILLION
I could easily see a hundred million dying in india. Still, it's interesting to see the cops there can maintain order when they feel like doing it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:34:45 [Preview] No.118589 del
>>118587
He just wants to maintain mass, not set a new powerlifting record.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:35:41 [Preview] No.118590 del
>>118588
>when they feel like doing it.
Very altruistic view, they are probably fishing for a promotion.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:36:10 [Preview] No.118591 del
>>118586
You could still kill them and we would praise you.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.118592 del
"Charles ‘met Queen’ day before virus infection

The Prince of Wales, 71, has tested postive for coronavirus and is self-isolating at Balmoral Castle, Clarence House has confirmed, as the deadly virus hits the royal family."

If she dies they're going to rename Lizbef Webbyland.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:41:03 [Preview] No.118593 del
>>118592
>If she dies they're going to rename Lizbef Webbyland.
Who would complete the duty of transferring the name?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.118595 del
>>118594
Was she the same woman as last time or is this a new one?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:48:50 [Preview] No.118596 del
>>118595
She's done this sort of shit before, so probably. Not virus related last time, but the same old trick of reaching out with a non-business question.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:55:05 [Preview] No.118597 del
>>118589
He could start with a skellie, and force feed them to get a progressively more challenging training weight.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:56:32 [Preview] No.118598 del
>>118597
That's not a bad idea. Bit expensive, but do-able.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:57:06 [Preview] No.118599 del
>>118594
>tfw I don't even want to see her nudes


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:58:54 [Preview] No.118600 del
>>118594
She has a funny shaped head


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:00:31 [Preview] No.118601 del
>>118600
she is one of (((them))) and lives in (((their))) land


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:03:22 [Preview] No.118602 del
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>>118566
Hey cumguzzler


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:04:19 [Preview] No.118603 del
>>118599
Yes, you do.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:04:30 [Preview] No.118604 del
>>118601
Wot...you don't mean she's from Queensland


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:05:10 [Preview] No.118605 del
>>118602
Good morning. Tick, tock, almost two months without a poo picture.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:05:31 [Preview] No.118606 del
>>118576
Get a big bucket and fill it up with hot water and agitate it with a stick for a while


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:06:15 [Preview] No.118607 del


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:10:14 [Preview] No.118608 del
>>118605
I did this poo last week, huge fart before the poo came out


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:10:43 [Preview] No.118609 del
>>118592
Prince of poo


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:17:18 [Preview] No.118610 del
>>118608
moderate quality, poor quantity.

How were 10K's buds?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:18:12 [Preview] No.118611 del
>>118608
I will consider this proof that you are live. Your toilet bowl is disgusting

Moderate quality and quantity


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:18:36 [Preview] No.118612 del
>>118608
How is that woman that keeps sneaking in the window?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:23:53 [Preview] No.118613 del
It seems true that if you go to YouTube they have lowered the default quality settings unless you manually increase it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:28:47 [Preview] No.118615 del
This outpouring of emotion over changing the 30 minute guidance for hairdressers is just about all I can deal with at the moment. We are a phenomenally stupid country.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:29:51 [Preview] No.118616 del
>>118613
I'm not signed in and don't save browser history and it's showing 720p. If the rest of your internet slow?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:30:42 [Preview] No.118617 del
>>118615
We’re a nation of people who self identify as free thinkers, losing our collective shit because the rules aren’t rigid enough.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:31:20 [Preview] No.118618 del
>>118614
>tfw no quarantine qt to pass the time with


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:32:04 [Preview] No.118619 del
>>118618
>tfw nobody to pass the time with, ever


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:33:02 [Preview] No.118620 del
I reckon a nice thing to do at this point is any time you are thinking about a friend that you haven't seen or spoken to in a while, tell them that.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:36:49 [Preview] No.118621 del
>>118616
My internet is being a cunt. I am getting 1000-3000ms between me and the router for some bizarre reason.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:39:54 [Preview] No.118622 del
>>118621
Uploading a bulge pic will fix it. Trust me.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:42:26 [Preview] No.118623 del
>>118621
Reboot it. If that doesn't fix it, look at changing the wifi channel or something.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:43:53 [Preview] No.118624 del
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>>118615
>people will spread it to their hairdressers who will then spread it onto other clients
>queensland going to risk exposing its entire adult population in the election this weekend
>schools still open, corona-chan doubling every 3 days
>testing protocols exclude cases spread through community contact, probably missing tens of thousands of cases
>no random sampling of the population to find out how many australians actually have it
>no cure
>scotty from marketing still charge
Country status: ABSOLUTELY JUST'D


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:45:42 [Preview] No.118625 del
>>118622
Hmmmmmm

>>118623
It seems to be working again. It just gets progressively slower until everything stops.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:46:39 [Preview] No.118626 del
>>118625
Are you the NEET that replaced the OS in his router the other day?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:47:59 [Preview] No.118628 del
I am going to have a shower and then get to studying.
I am somehow surviving with uni. Internet is being shit which is annoying as I need it badly now that uni is all online.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:48:38 [Preview] No.118629 del
>>118627
I wonder what they threatened him with.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:48:49 [Preview] No.118630 del
>>118626
No, I am using ISPs shitty hardware and software. If mummybot didn't want the home phone it would be different.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:49:13 [Preview] No.118631 del
>>118627
Why the change in verdict?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:50:33 [Preview] No.118632 del
>>118631
He probably realized the whole civil war thing wasn't going to happen and plead guilty for better conditions or something.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:52:29 [Preview] No.118633 del
>>118632
That and they already said he wouldn't be allowed to speak or defend himself at trial. It was going to be a show trial with him appearing via muted video link.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:52:43 [Preview] No.118634 del
>>118632
It's going to devastate a few NEETs when they wake up from their goon comas.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:53:11 [Preview] No.118635 del
>>118634
Just Nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:53:46 [Preview] No.118636 del
>>118635
I thought that to but there is another NEET or two.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:54:55 [Preview] No.118637 del
>>118610
Good still have some left, goon in short supply thou


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:55:23 [Preview] No.118638 del
>>118612
She is still alive


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:55:54 [Preview] No.118639 del
>>118611
That's work toilet, gotta save the poo paper for wanking


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:58:10 [Preview] No.118640 del
>>118638
But for how much longer?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 22:58:40 [Preview] No.118641 del
That Canberra conference has now been totally cancelled for this year and rescheduled for April 2021.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:01:55 [Preview] No.118642 del
>>118641
A lot of events seem to be doing that at the moment. I am sick of hearing the same fucking news trickle in email by email.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:14:49 [Preview] No.118643 del
>>118633
Wait, what? Do you have a source for that? That is absolutely fucked if true.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:15:08 [Preview] No.118644 del
Really craving some nachos with salsa, 3 mix cheese, sour cream and avocado.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:16:42 [Preview] No.118645 del
>>118636
It was mostly nuro. A few neets defended his actions initally but they stopped caring as much. All the Tarrant drama for the last nine months or so has been nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:18:15 [Preview] No.118646 del
>>118644
Making it yourself?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:18:53 [Preview] No.118647 del
>>118643
Go back over the last 12 months' news stories on it.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:24:46 [Preview] No.118649 del
>>118555
Good Morning NEETs

>>118634
>>118635
>>118645

Please dont confuse abhorrent domestic terrorism for my love of dank memes. Thanks.



>>118635


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:26:23 [Preview] No.118650 del
>>118649
Morning nuro


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:27:17 [Preview] No.118651 del
>>118633
>show trial with him appearing via muted video link.
Wasn't that because he was yelling during one of the previous court appearances when the judge was speaking?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:27:47 [Preview] No.118652 del
>>118649
Did you catch up the rest of the thread, or just search for your name?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:29:16 [Preview] No.118653 del
>>118649
Morning Nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:33:08 [Preview] No.118654 del
>>118652
i saw people talking about me as usual then did a catch up, pretty quiet morning to be honest

>>118650
>>118653
mornin mateys what are we up to today ?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:33:19 [Preview] No.118655 del
>>118649
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:34:13 [Preview] No.118656 del
>>118651
They said right from the start he would not be allowed to use the trial to express his beliefs again. It was practically a Prime Ministerial directive.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:35:40 [Preview] No.118657 del
i posted earlier about that zinc supplement and coQ10 i was taking >>117973

its really good shit i feel fantastic. its almost if the goon tax now has negative rates


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:39:10 [Preview] No.118658 del
>>118654
>mornin mateys what are we up to today ?
Second day of solving that box problem, as I want an in-depth understanding. After watching a series on Mathematics in Computer Science it makes more sense.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:39:56 [Preview] No.118659 del
>>118657
All you need to do now is pump up those arthritis symptoms and get that script.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:41:04 [Preview] No.118660 del
>>118608
7.5/10


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:42:09 [Preview] No.118661 del
>>118658
>box problem
i missed that

>>118659
seeing the doc @ 3pm


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:45:04 [Preview] No.118662 del
Finally submitted for cenno, only took 4 days.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:46:13 [Preview] No.118664 del
Reaped wank


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:47:16 [Preview] No.118665 del
>>118662
Good to hear mate


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:49:05 [Preview] No.118666 del
>>118654
Lying around watching tv, wishing I had nachos.


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:51:48 [Preview] No.118667 del
>>118663
haha thats hilarious sharon. tell david and the kids i said hi!!!


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:55:49 [Preview] No.118669 del
>>118662
welcome to club NEET

>>118666
do you have ingredients to make nachos ?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:56:20 [Preview] No.118670 del
>>118667
Brad invited us over for a bbq on Friday, we going?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:57:04 [Preview] No.118671 del
uuuggghhh we still have the brisbane city council election on the weekend. I might try and vote again today.... line was 150m yesterday and people running the booth were very slow


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:58:13 [Preview] No.118672 del
>>118671
why the fuck would you vote in a council election?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:58:39 [Preview] No.118673 del
>>118671
and how do you even have the right if you don't own land in said ward?


NEET 03/25/2020 (Wed) 23:59:06 [Preview] No.118674 del
>>118671
Don't vote Nuro. Too dangerous.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:02:30 [Preview] No.118675 del
>>118661
>i missed that
It is:
>Eleven large empty boxes are placed on a table. An unknown number of the boxes is selected and into each eight medium boxes are placed. An unknown number of the medium boxes is selected and into each eight small boxes are placed.
>At the end of this process there are 102 empty boxes. How many boxes are there in total?

Involves finding the correct solution and the process. The class is on problem solving. I have gotten to:
>b, e := b+(nx8), e+(n*7)

I just want finish it slowly and because I am a mong I have never done such a problem.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:03:58 [Preview] No.118676 del
>>118675
just google it
all your classmates will


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:04:17 [Preview] No.118677 del
>>118674
I want to see what comment he puts on the ballet form.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:05:24 [Preview] No.118678 del
>>118677
pirouette


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:05:53 [Preview] No.118679 del
>>118674
It's his civic duty to vote, he should stand in line for hours if need be


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:07:12 [Preview] No.118680 del
>>118676
There are often convoluted explanations involving the sets without a clear representation of the process (I don't give a fuck if you can show that it works for five plus sets). It is for a lecture, I understand the fundamental principles behind the lecture but we will be asked to solve a problem in the exam. If you don't understand it now you will probably loose marks for making silly mistakes then.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:07:24 [Preview] No.118681 del
>>118676
That would make him the same as a pajeet though.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:07:35 [Preview] No.118682 del
>>118672
to avoid a fine you complete numpty

>>118674
im looking into a postal vote and i have to register for a qgov account to apply WTF

>>118677
no i am not being edgelord this time


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:08:22 [Preview] No.118684 del
>>118682
>this time
:-(


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:08:52 [Preview] No.118685 del
>>118682
Nuro you can avoid a fine just by giving them a good reason when they send you the letter asking why you didn't vote. All you have to do is say you had an unexpected illness on voting day.

To be honest I doubt they will even send out fines given the circumstances this year.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:10:16 [Preview] No.118686 del
>>118682
>i am not being edgelord this time
You are improving mate. It is the /ausneets/ influence on you.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:10:30 [Preview] No.118687 del
>>118685
>To be honest I doubt they will even send out fines given the circumstances this year.
Depends my local council was willing to fine people waiting in Cenno for hours because rules are rules. I wouldn't put it past some power hungry middle aged woman/man/tranny to fine everyone irregardless until the backlash reverses their decision.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:11:50 [Preview] No.118688 del
>>118687
Parking fines, I meant.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:13:10 [Preview] No.118689 del
Old Mutton texted me asking me the best time to go to Woolworths. She told me she wants some vegetables for a stew she is making. I told her not to go at all. I think she is still going to go. These boomers are going to all get themselves killed.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:16:29 [Preview] No.118690 del
>>118669
Of course I don't have stuff to make nachos. I'd be pigging out on them right now instead of whining on ausneets if I did.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.118691 del
>>118689
My grandparents have been going out almost every day. Grandma almost died from pneumonia last year and granddad had rhinovirus earlier this year. I tell them but I keep getting the same old "don't worry about it" response.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:20:10 [Preview] No.118692 del
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>>118689
>These boomers are going to all get themselves killed.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:20:23 [Preview] No.118693 del
>>118691
They have all had such privileged lives they think they are invincible.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:20:42 [Preview] No.118694 del
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I have also enjoyed this one.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:31:05 [Preview] No.118695 del
>>118692
It's the only way most of us will ever be able to afford a house.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:31:25 [Preview] No.118696 del
Motherfucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

after spending 15minutes creating a Qgov acount and searching the election website fruitlessly for the postal vote form: there is none. Applications closed on the 16th... im legally required to go there and line up with potentially sick people for a good half hour.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:33:52 [Preview] No.118697 del
>>118695
Even if I owned a house that I was renting out at the moment there is a chance those renters would not be able to pay. Even owning a house at the moment does not have a positive value for me.

As much as it is a dream I will have in the future, it is not something I want in life at the moment. A conclusion I reached before all this current crap started.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:34:15 [Preview] No.118698 del
>>118696
>im legally required
I didn't know you were such an NPC.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:35:31 [Preview] No.118699 del
>>118696
You have to keep on top of these things to get around them, I almost got fucked over when Nannybot didn't want to vote and I forgot to send in the postal vote. Thankfully the voting place had one last form left declaring that she could not vote due to her age/mobility.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:35:43 [Preview] No.118700 del
>>118690
oh i was actually betting on sheer lazyness

fight apathy or dont


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:37:01 [Preview] No.118701 del
>>118698
no just the 2 things i really dont like about our cuntry are 1) voting fines and 2) bicycle helmet fines


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 00:41:12 [Preview] No.118702 del
>>118701
>2) bicycle helmet fines
As useless as they can be in protecting the brain itself, I still feel that you have a better chance of survival when hit by a car.
I don't think human physiology was designed to travel at high speeds in the sense that any impact regardless of mode of transport could cause significant damage to the brain when it shakes around. But reducing the overall harm by not having brain bits flying around the road helps everyone.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:01:13 [Preview] No.118703 del
I saw Nuro watching hentai once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:02:13 [Preview] No.118704 del
stinky fucking shit biscuits


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:11:20 [Preview] No.118705 del
>>118696
just cop the fine


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:11:33 [Preview] No.118706 del
>>118702
> I still feel that you have a better chance of survival when hit by a car.

I have had 2 bad impacts with cars and my helmet did not get a scratch. There are studies that say they can increase neck and spinal injuries.

Worst part about helmet fines is cops can get you riding at walking pace in the middle of a city park. Total BS.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:14:43 [Preview] No.118707 del
>>118705
fuck off im voting


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:22:16 [Preview] No.118708 del
My arse is worth its weight in gold


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:26:31 [Preview] No.118709 del
play with it!


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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:29:21 [Preview] No.118711 del
>>118706
>neck and spinal injuries.
As much as you need them to live independently, they are not crucial to your survival. You can live paralysed but you can't live without a brain. You can live a very modest life with reduce feeling and use of your arms/legs, but you can't live at all if your brain is splattered all over the road.

Going beyond the merits of the law. I just do not like the logic the anti-helmet people use. In a car, a seat belt will reduce the chance of your head going through the windshield but it will give you whiplash (yes you can still sustain trauma to the brain during a crash in a car with some similarities to a bike). By their deduction we should remove seat belts in cars as they are causing harm during accidents.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:29:41 [Preview] No.118712 del
plaid it!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:33:48 [Preview] No.118713 del
>>118707
Better drink your tonic water first then. Corona chan will definitely be waiting in line for you.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:34:00 [Preview] No.118714 del
>>118711
you dont have to wear a seatbelt when reversing in a carpark and you should not need to wear a helmet if you are not riding on a main road


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:37:24 [Preview] No.118715 del
Getting


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:39:39 [Preview] No.118716 del
smelly


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:39:55 [Preview] No.118717 del
pecker


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:40:13 [Preview] No.118718 del
and


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:40:29 [Preview] No.118719 del
bum


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:40:45 [Preview] No.118720 del
rash


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:41:53 [Preview] No.118721 del
>>118715
>>118716
>>118717
>>118718
>>118719
>>118720
you made me think the thread was already over you boong


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:41:54 [Preview] No.118722 del
>>118714
>you dont have to wear a seatbelt when reversing in a carpark
Your risk of harm is equal to walking around in the car park. Unless you have someone on meth trying to get 88 MPH I don't think that is an issue.

>you should not need to wear a helmet if you are not riding on a main road
In this problem, your risk of harm is significantly higher than the car park. You are more likely to get killed on a main road than a car park.

I agree in an accident you will get injured, wearing or not wearing a helmet. The risk of harm to your brain although present is reduced when wearing a helmet because it takes the force not your skull (there isn't much protection at all with your skull and that's stopping your brain escaping the skull as well as death from infection).


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:42:06 [Preview] No.118723 del
CUNT


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