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NEET General #121 Wank edition NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:49:34 [Preview] No. 118838
We're all cooped up, we must release our tense juices
OLD: >>117824


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:50:16 [Preview] No.118839 del
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:50:32 [Preview] No.118840 del
GIRLS DON'T POOP


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:50:32 [Preview] No.118841 del
SA FUCKIN SUCKS AYE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:50:46 [Preview] No.118842 del
MUSKY PECKER


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:52:00 [Preview] No.118843 del
Terrible edition.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:52:26 [Preview] No.118844 del
>>118838
Very cheeky Pepe.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:52:29 [Preview] No.118845 del
COOPERS STOUT BEST STOUT


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:52:42 [Preview] No.118846 del
>>118833
I have said I don't really care before. I will take precautions but if something is going to finish me off, it will do the job and that could be from someone coughing walking past me.
I am not going to wear full bio-hazard to reduce my chances and live in constant worry that would be worse for me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:53:18 [Preview] No.118847 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:53:36 [Preview] No.118848 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:57:21 [Preview] No.118849 del
I hate women.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:58:26 [Preview] No.118850 del
>>118849
I hate white cunts


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 02:59:26 [Preview] No.118851 del
>>118850
what about brown women?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:01:58 [Preview] No.118852 del
>>118851
I guess so


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:02:22 [Preview] No.118853 del
>>118838
>>118835
>because that's where the state border is you mong

you have no idea how retarded the QLD/NSW border is (green)... its stupidly terrible place to lockdown they could have just used the natural border of the tweed river (purple) and saved everyone a huge headache.... fucking gubberment and fucking police


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:03:04 [Preview] No.118854 del
>>118520
>>118521
>>118524
Thank you NEETs.
>>118613
She's so plain and boring now, Whatever Weinstein did to her sucked the life out of her.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, got an online lecture at the moment would rather watch it later rather then live but I'll gotten this far so I'll keep going.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:04:35 [Preview] No.118855 del
>>118853
Did you stop and think maybe Qld and NSW cops don't have jurisdiction over each other's patches? How quickly can a NSW cop run a Qld license plate once they've crossed the green line?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:06:53 [Preview] No.118856 del
>>118517
Congratulations.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:08:42 [Preview] No.118857 del
>>118855
NSW police could easily handle a lockdown at the tweed as they would be dealing with a fraction of the traffic and it would be their jurisdiction.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:10:25 [Preview] No.118858 del
>>118853
Nuro though Queensland does not have jurisdiction over new south wales


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:13:09 [Preview] No.118859 del
>>118858
Now you've done it!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:13:24 [Preview] No.118860 del
>>118857
Nuro if ACT couldn't convince NSW to close of Golbourn and Yass to the rest of NSW then NSW can't do what you're saying


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:13:56 [Preview] No.118861 del
Nuro thought once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:14:21 [Preview] No.118862 del
>>118861
Nuro gaped twice


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:15:56 [Preview] No.118863 del
>>118861
someone questioned nuro once


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:16:54 [Preview] No.118864 del
>>118862
*gape³


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:24:56 [Preview] No.118865 del
You look out your window at the cold grey dawn
It's seven o'clock on a Monday morning


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:26:29 [Preview] No.118866 del
>>118858
queensland police would stay in queensland

new south wales police would stay in new south wales and simply enforce the checkpoint a few kilometers south along the tweed river crossings instead of a major beachside population centre... simple as

its all about controll


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:26:51 [Preview] No.118867 del
Nuro sperged when he was caught lying once many times.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:27:04 [Preview] No.118868 del
Piano medley.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:27:14 [Preview] No.118869 del
>>118866
But then Tweed is closed off to the rest of the state and that's the real problem


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:27:28 [Preview] No.118870 del
System.out.prinln


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:28:19 [Preview] No.118871 del
>>118866
>simple as
RUN NGUBU GO NGUBU RUN RUN


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:28:27 [Preview] No.118872 del
>>118870
>prinln
*println


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:28:43 [Preview] No.118873 del
Might grow cabbages.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:29:06 [Preview] No.118874 del
Drinking beer, telling stories, while laughter filled the night,
flexy time behind you like a bad dream


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:30:05 [Preview] No.118875 del
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Kek
>There was traffic chaos on the border this morning as hundreds of cars lined up to cross the border.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:31:35 [Preview] No.118876 del
A combination of tweed and plaid cover my arse


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:31:50 [Preview] No.118877 del
I got paid newstart money last night but I also get paid tomorrow.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:31:55 [Preview] No.118878 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:32:03 [Preview] No.118879 del
tense wank


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:32:39 [Preview] No.118880 del
I did a menulog in my pants.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:33:38 [Preview] No.118881 del
I love it when 10k slips his tongue inside my urethra.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:34:00 [Preview] No.118882 del
Standyby wizzy, standby.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:34:18 [Preview] No.118883 del
Nuro thought he was the most popular neet once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:35:21 [Preview] No.118884 del
DIRTY BOONG WIZARD BALLS


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:35:44 [Preview] No.118885 del
DIRTY BOONG WIZARD PENIS


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:36:02 [Preview] No.118886 del
DIRTY BOONG WIZARD ANUS


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:36:14 [Preview] No.118887 del
>>118876
Well bantered.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:36:17 [Preview] No.118888 del
DIRTY BOONG WIZARD TOES


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:37:01 [Preview] No.118889 del
>>118869
its not closed though they are just scribling down peoples reasons to travel on paper and letting them through until an online permit thing gets set up.

> upending the lives of people in a population centre

vs

> up ending the lives of some rural hicks next to the highway

guess which one they chose


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:37:12 [Preview] No.118890 del
Nuro sucked on my toes once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:37:29 [Preview] No.118891 del
>>118880
You did not, you used the adult diaper.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:37:49 [Preview] No.118892 del
Nuro said he would leave but just kept talking about himself on the board once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:37:54 [Preview] No.118893 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:38:20 [Preview] No.118894 del
>>118891
>diaper


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:38:24 [Preview] No.118895 del
>>118889
>guess which one they chose
Which one did they choose?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:38:38 [Preview] No.118896 del
>>118895
Yeah, it isn't clear to me either.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:39:01 [Preview] No.118897 del
>>118894
Disposable nappy, cloth nappy. They are all the same to Pajeet drivers.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:39:21 [Preview] No.118898 del
>>118889
rural "hicks" matter more than people in population centres, because they have less options you mong


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:40:37 [Preview] No.118899 del
>>118898
You're a fuckwit mate.
Only nuro matters.
Nuro is in a city.
Therefore only the cities matter.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:41:03 [Preview] No.118900 del
>>118877
you mean from old job ?

im still waiting to see how the scomobux are rolled out... i am getting paid my newstart tommorrow which was deceiving cause i got sent a text last night saying i had no reporting obligations but luckily i checked and still had report my income today while the site was being very slow.....


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:41:22 [Preview] No.118901 del
>>118889
Cry harder you faggot. Those "hicks" actually contribute to society unlike you and your faggoty ass bikes.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:41:36 [Preview] No.118902 del
I did an ubereats in my trousers.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:41:52 [Preview] No.118903 del
>nuro (you)'d me once
It was better when he didn't.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:42:46 [Preview] No.118904 del
Nuro ubereats my ass.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:42:47 [Preview] No.118905 del
>>118899
But Monaro is the only one who matters and he came from a rural area
therefore only the Rural and Remote regions of his body matters


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:42:54 [Preview] No.118906 del
I love these "money printer go brrrr" memes.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:43:38 [Preview] No.118907 del
>>118904
Well lunched


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:43:39 [Preview] No.118908 del
Nuro called a Wheat Farmer a Meth Smoking Bogan once whilst forgetting Nuro himself does meth


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:44:35 [Preview] No.118909 del
Nuro forgot things once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:45:08 [Preview] No.118910 del
Nuro was sober once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:45:08 [Preview] No.118911 del
>>118901
>>118899
>>118898
imagine defending northern new south welshman .... heh...


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:46:05 [Preview] No.118912 del
>>118911
Weren't you born in VIC and only moved up to Queensland much later?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:47:00 [Preview] No.118913 del
>>118912
HAHAHAAH
No wonder he is such a faggot!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:47:39 [Preview] No.118914 del
>>118912
Nuro is a massive poser. Always has been, always will be.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:47:55 [Preview] No.118915 del
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:48:19 [Preview] No.118916 del
Nuro fue un negro una vez.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:48:49 [Preview] No.118917 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:49:40 [Preview] No.118918 del
>>118912
wha ? no born in brissy lived mostly in brissy cairns and mackay

>>118913
>>118914
stop grasping at straws hothead


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:49:44 [Preview] No.118919 del
Possum bombed the King David Hotel once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:50:12 [Preview] No.118921 del
>>118918
>mackay
No wonder you're a poofter.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:50:31 [Preview] No.118922 del
>>118915
Im sorry Barnaby


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:52:18 [Preview] No.118923 del
Going to order a pizza.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:53:23 [Preview] No.118924 del
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>>118921
imagine not living in cape Hillsborough


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:53:41 [Preview] No.118925 del
>>118912
heh that's the opposite of Monaro


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:55:55 [Preview] No.118926 del
>>118924
You don't either.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:56:45 [Preview] No.118927 del
>>118926
The past is flexible with nuro.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:57:09 [Preview] No.118928 del
>>118926
What if he metaphysically lives there?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:57:41 [Preview] No.118929 del
>>118927
The ass if flexible with nuro.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:57:45 [Preview] No.118930 del
Remember when he said we wouldn't be able to criticize him over his schizo uncle roasting the roastie?
And then how he didn't go to the funeral? Probably because he got a little too friendly with one of the daughters.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:57:59 [Preview] No.118931 del
Why are people buying turps?, unless all the boongs are buying it
>maximum of one item per customer for generators, gas bottles, respirators or face masks, fuel cans, methylated spirits and turpentine.

>In a release, Mr Schneider stressed most Bunnings products were still available for customers as usual


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:58:07 [Preview] No.118932 del
>>118929
Nuro used to use his gape as a parachute.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:58:35 [Preview] No.118933 del
>>118923
What you getting?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 03:59:25 [Preview] No.118934 del
>>118931
>Why are people buying turps?
The jazz it up with a splash of boot polish and be the talk of the town.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:00:01 [Preview] No.118935 del
Might have another coffee.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:00:10 [Preview] No.118936 del
Possum decapitated Australian Prisoners of War with a Katana once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:01:09 [Preview] No.118937 del
>>118933
Pizza.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.118938 del
>>118926
i lived there and in cairns when i was a kid.

>>118930
Remember when you were actually able to trigger nuro intead of delusional rambling


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:04:45 [Preview] No.118939 del
>>118938
No you didn't.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:07:05 [Preview] No.118940 del
Nuro was born in America.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:07:23 [Preview] No.118941 del
Should I get two (2) bottles of coke or one (1) bottle of coke and one (1) garlic bread?
I'm getting pepperoni and Hawaiian pizzas, both thin 'n crispy.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:07:30 [Preview] No.118942 del
Webby slipped his wand down my urethra once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:07:50 [Preview] No.118943 del
>>118941
Defo the latter.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:08:40 [Preview] No.118944 del
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there is obviously a real life abbo in this thread.

I am heading off to the doctors now then voting then going for a ride. Have a nice afternoon NEETs.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.118945 del
>>118918
I remember last year you told us you lived in Melb as a child.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:08:52 [Preview] No.118946 del
>>118943
Alrighty.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:09:28 [Preview] No.118947 del
>>118941
Garlic bread and coke


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:09:43 [Preview] No.118948 del
>>118944
You said you went to vote before.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:09:48 [Preview] No.118949 del
Nuro gave out conflicting information once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:09:56 [Preview] No.118950 del
>>118944
>there is obviously a real life abbo in this thread.
This is an aboriginal board.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:10:11 [Preview] No.118951 del
>>118942
>slipped


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:10:58 [Preview] No.118952 del
>>118944
But you are not identifying as one?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:11:07 [Preview] No.118953 del
There was an Indian kid at my school called Vijay. When we found out his dad was also called Vijay we started calling him Vijayjay. We would also say "Who likes vegemite? Vijay might." to him a lot.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:11:11 [Preview] No.118954 del
>>118941
get seventeen (17) garlic breads


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:11:53 [Preview] No.118955 del
Nuro slipped his finger into my bum once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:13:12 [Preview] No.118956 del
>>118955
That wasn't his finger.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:22:18 [Preview] No.118957 del
>>118945
i did no such thing but i did live in frankston for a while when i was fixing choppers in the mornington peninsula region


>>118948
i said i went to vote yesterday but didnt because the line was 150m long and moving very slow

>>118949
NEETs are getting their wires crossed.

l8r .....


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:23:47 [Preview] No.118959 del
>>118957
>frankston
No wonder you're a poofter.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:24:40 [Preview] No.118960 del
>>118957
>>118959
And a junkie.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:25:11 [Preview] No.118961 del
>>118958
How dare they want to be treated with respect.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:25:31 [Preview] No.118962 del
>>118959
No wonder you're a CRINGE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:26:00 [Preview] No.118963 del
>>118960
never used a needle in my entire life


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:26:10 [Preview] No.118964 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:27:03 [Preview] No.118965 del
>>118961
I've got no issue with the scumbag being dealt with, but do they need to make a fucking instagram video? Like all the ones taking selfies showing their mask indentations and bruises. It's all "look at me, look at me!"


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:27:07 [Preview] No.118966 del
>>118963
That you remember.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:27:33 [Preview] No.118967 del
>>118963
you piss out of one


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:27:35 [Preview] No.118968 del
Weber has placed my arse on droplet precautions


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:27:39 [Preview] No.118969 del
>>118963
Don't need to use a needle to be a junkie, most Frankston junkies are fans of the glass BBQ anyway.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:29:35 [Preview] No.118970 del
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:30:30 [Preview] No.118971 del
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FRANKSTON


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:30:45 [Preview] No.118972 del
Yay finally got my Bat aids txt, only waiting for my Clive one to show up now


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:33:16 [Preview] No.118973 del
Thinking about the doomsday suit again


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:35:13 [Preview] No.118974 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:36:24 [Preview] No.118975 del
I am feeling pretty confident about my newstart application this time. I checked all the things they rejected last time and I think I am good.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:37:08 [Preview] No.118976 del
>>118968
>droplet precautions
You'll probably get an acknowledgement once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:37:35 [Preview] No.118977 del
>>118972
>Yay finally got my Bat aids txt,
Strong strain?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:37:52 [Preview] No.118978 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:38:08 [Preview] No.118979 del
>>118975
Did you appeal the last decision?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:38:30 [Preview] No.118980 del
>>118975
Good luck.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:39:15 [Preview] No.118981 del
>>118979
I gave up in disgust trying to contact them and also I got some work afterwards. The coronabux makes it worthwhile trying again though.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:41:04 [Preview] No.118982 del
>mfw they've cut the foreign news again for more boong music time


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:41:53 [Preview] No.118983 del
>>118980
Thank you.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:42:49 [Preview] No.118984 del
>>118981
The the whole process is painfully annoying. Some boomers on Cenno newstart were making fun of other unemployed who complained about hard it was.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:43:25 [Preview] No.118985 del
>>118984
I am over boomers completely now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:44:34 [Preview] No.118986 del
>>118985
You might not have to wait too much longer m8


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:47:26 [Preview] No.118987 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:49:10 [Preview] No.118988 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/12fcb32bc9592e593403f78a3f72ae30
>Australia must immediately go into a complete four to six-week lockdown and dramatically ramp up testing to “everybody with a sniffle” if we have any hope of returning to normal life.
This will be crazy.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:51:30 [Preview] No.118989 del
>>118988
>This will be crazy.
What if the sniffle is actually just leakage from a NEET's sin zone that they wiped onto their nose?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:53:41 [Preview] No.118990 del
hoping that coronachan spreads widely and kills off the boomers.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:56:05 [Preview] No.118991 del
>>118989
Fucking coomfers.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:57:11 [Preview] No.118992 del
>>118991
>coomfers
*coofers


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:57:56 [Preview] No.118993 del
>>118990
As long as scotty's in charge, she will.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 04:59:34 [Preview] No.118994 del
>>118988
Don't worry, we won't have to do what china did to stop corona-chan. We'll stop it with FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY. You'll see.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:00:35 [Preview] No.118995 del
>>118992
Coofers with leakage from the sin zone >>118989
= Coomfers

>>118994
Yay!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:01:43 [Preview] No.118996 del
>>118995
>Coomfers
*coofers


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:01:49 [Preview] No.118997 del
>>118993
Bunnings is rationing the metho. There are whole boong communities that will share in this pain.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.118998 del
>>118996
Fuck it it was a shit meme anyway.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:03:39 [Preview] No.118999 del
I saw that NEETs arse in American flag boxers once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:04:01 [Preview] No.119000 del
>>118997
I'm still there for them.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:04:37 [Preview] No.119001 del
>>118997
Can only buy 1 generator too.


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>>118994
We will let Dan take control of all


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:06:32 [Preview] No.119003 del
>>119001
>People buying generators
I can't believe there are some people out there who have doubts about scotty's ability to handle this. It just doesn't make sense.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:08:44 [Preview] No.119004 del
>>119003
That NEETs arse needs to kept at the right temperature or else he farts


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:08:52 [Preview] No.119005 del
Just ate two (2) pizzas and one (1) garlic bread.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:09:01 [Preview] No.119006 del
>>119000
I know.

>>119001
>>119003
I bought water containers and massive rainwater tank for my house. Someone was talking about turning everything off but the water and the power. Already had a generator from a few years ago plus enough solar to run a small fridge. People are acting weird.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:09:24 [Preview] No.119007 del
>>118994
China didn't shut down its hospitallity industry though
We're doing much worse then what China did


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:09:42 [Preview] No.119008 del
>>119005
Fat pig


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:09:44 [Preview] No.119009 del
>>119005
Good work!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:10:09 [Preview] No.119010 del
>>119005
>I bought water containers and massive rainwater tank for my house. Someone was talking about turning everything off but the water and the power
That sounds like it was from an old TV show.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:10:30 [Preview] No.119011 del
>>119008
Rude! He is a growing executive.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:10:33 [Preview] No.119012 del
>>119005
Nurgle 2020 is in your grasp m8


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:10:35 [Preview] No.119013 del
>>119008
I am.
>>119009
*bad work


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:11:09 [Preview] No.119014 del
My internet's not working, so I'm using my phone. Just wasted the second half of my data allowance downloading a fucking movie. I'm such a mong.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:11:31 [Preview] No.119015 del
>>119013
oink oink


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:12:33 [Preview] No.119016 del
>>119013
You are but a growing executive who needs his food. DSP claim will be granted once you reach the executive threshold.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:12:53 [Preview] No.119017 del
>>119015
meow meow


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:13:13 [Preview] No.119018 del
I want to start doing some bodyweight exercises, but feel like I have to clean the house first in case I die and people have to find me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:13:19 [Preview] No.119019 del
>>119014
>I'm using my phone. Just wasted the second half of my data allowance downloading a fucking movie
Are you going to watch the movie on your phone


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:18:13 [Preview] No.119020 del
>>119018
>people have to find me.
The smell will probably get them first m8
You won't die as we are here for you


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:18:24 [Preview] No.119021 del
>>119019
I'm tethering my PC to it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:19:27 [Preview] No.119022 del
I've got dandruff.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:20:27 [Preview] No.119023 del
>>119021
I'll tether you to my dick.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:21:17 [Preview] No.119024 del
I'm tired after that binge, going to have a nap. I'm living off of weetbix and green tea for the next week after that.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:21:32 [Preview] No.119025 del
>>119023
I'll tether you to my arse


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:21:47 [Preview] No.119026 del
>>119024
You earned it though!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:38:41 [Preview] No.119027 del
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:40:22 [Preview] No.119028 del
>>119027
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:42:54 [Preview] No.119029 del
>>119027
but which one poos?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:53:30 [Preview] No.119030 del
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:59:05 [Preview] No.119031 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 05:59:24 [Preview] No.119032 del
>>119030
The information in that picture is wildly inaccurate
Corona virus isn't even caused by Bats, it's caused by Turtles


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:00:31 [Preview] No.119033 del
>>119032
That's the bit you took issue with?!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:01:28 [Preview] No.119034 del
>>119030
My only criticism is that was that is about 2 months ago so it was not an impossible prediction given that China was fully shutdown by this point. You could spam a bunch of different varieties and then only leak the one with the predictions that are true.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:02:20 [Preview] No.119035 del
>>119033
Oh I took issue with quite a bit of it, but some dumb /pol/ster could hand wave a lot of valid critisms as "Herrderrr da gobermind lied about the numbers" but the fear about Brazil being a hotspot is funny


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:02:47 [Preview] No.119036 del
>>119034
>only critism
you dumb leftie


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:02:52 [Preview] No.119037 del
>>119033
>>119030
Also the fact that Americas health system was already crap and it was obvious that if it hit their shores that hell was going to break loose. Communism in their health care where people are tested at an economical cost will never be allowed.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:05:19 [Preview] No.119038 del
Guys, I am looking for old m8 Proud Neet. If you're here plz respond.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:06:32 [Preview] No.119039 del
>>119036
Everything in his posts about people not getting tests or lying about tests was already in happening in China. I don't see how that is a unique insight. Him reading a news article is not unique insight.
<The virus has already mutated and didn't happen in South America.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:07:15 [Preview] No.119040 del
Demand for my arse exceeds supply


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:07:59 [Preview] No.119041 del
>>119038
Weber is here, please don't eat him mr chink


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:20:38 [Preview] No.119042 del
Straight from the online learning platform for one of my CS subjects with [added text by me]:

>Dear sir,

>warmest greetings,

>I am writing this mail to inform you that i am confused regarding the posting of week [number] lab submission. Would you mind in informing regarding that. Also,i try to join the meeting, but my laptop was unable to connect.


>with regards,

>[name]

[more lines of additional space]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:27:59 [Preview] No.119043 del
>https://www.watoday.com.au/national/victoria/prayer-groups-defy-coronavirus-lockdown-restrictions-20200326-p54e3r.html
Orthodox jews ignore social distancing, become supercarriers in melbourne just like they are everywhere else.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:28:35 [Preview] No.119044 del
>>119041
> please don't eat him mr chink
What if he's a tear and share?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:35:26 [Preview] No.119045 del
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>still have a job


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:36:56 [Preview] No.119046 del
>>119045
Count your blessings.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:37:14 [Preview] No.119047 del
>>119045
How did the 'meeting' go?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:42:59 [Preview] No.119048 del
>>119046
not me mate i'm a factoryfag


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:44:56 [Preview] No.119049 del
>>119047
Did she put out?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:45:52 [Preview] No.119050 del
>>119049
I am confused by NEETs.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:46:17 [Preview] No.119051 del
>>119050
We all are.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:47:05 [Preview] No.119052 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y9VQ0BQXbQI [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:48:15 [Preview] No.119053 del
>>119048
You have to keep the country running m8


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:49:46 [Preview] No.119054 del
>>119044
hngggggggggg


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:50:01 [Preview] No.119055 del
>>119045
Can you give me your job


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:53:49 [Preview] No.119056 del
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I went camping innawoods.
I couldnt shitpost from there so i'm posting my shit now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:55:41 [Preview] No.119057 del
>>119056
Not a bulge insight


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:56:39 [Preview] No.119058 del
>>119056
>i'm posting my shit now.
Is there really poo in the bag?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:57:22 [Preview] No.119059 del
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Neets, we have a rat in our ranks - someone is letting the normies on 4chan auspol know about us.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:58:58 [Preview] No.119060 del
>>119059
Monaro has been recruiting there for a while now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:59:11 [Preview] No.119061 del
>>119059
Nuro. We've known this for a while now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:59:25 [Preview] No.119062 del
>>119058
yeah, even triple bagged it still stinks somehow.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:59:49 [Preview] No.119063 del
>>119057
>bulge insight
I have had many profound bulge insights over the years.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:00:27 [Preview] No.119064 del
>>119062
You should have just buried it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:03:14 [Preview] No.119065 del
>>119062
This is why Possum no longer posts here


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.119067 del
half chan thread is worth a read
>Picked for the Special forces and other jobs
>Didn't complete Year 10
>Can't even join the army.
kek


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:05:29 [Preview] No.119068 del
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I have bought a ticket for the big Powerballs tonight.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:05:32 [Preview] No.119069 del
>>119060
fuck off, I don't use 4chan, other then rarely /tg/ to download pirated codexes


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:06:24 [Preview] No.119070 del
>>119067
My brother passed year 12 but failed to join the Army


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:06:25 [Preview] No.119071 del
>>119068
How much is it for and how much is your ticket?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:07:13 [Preview] No.119072 del
>>119071
The jackpot is $80 million I think. My ticket cost $13.50


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:07:17 [Preview] No.119073 del
>>119068
if you win can you give me $10,000
I will let you do anything you want to me and I will be your personal chef until this whole corona shit ends


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:08:09 [Preview] No.119074 del
>>119070
Yeah but he seemed to be overqualified and failed on a technicality. It is like trying to get a family bucket at KFC and they won't accept your cash.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.119076 del
>>119074
Well my brother failed because he was too lazy, also I think this was right about the time they had a huge push towards shying males away from the military and favoring women significantly above men


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:11:20 [Preview] No.119077 del
>>119076
I remember you discussing this at one point.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:11:45 [Preview] No.119078 del
I can't sleep knowing that the coronavirus is affecting the footy players. Won't Scotty bail out the footy players for us!?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:13:40 [Preview] No.119079 del
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I did army just out of year 12. I ditched it because its a dead end job but i learned some shit that I practice occasionally when I larp innawoods.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:15:09 [Preview] No.119081 del
>>119079
Very nice picture and set up.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:15:47 [Preview] No.119082 del
>>119068
>Imagine all that money and no shops open to spend it


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:16:30 [Preview] No.119083 del
>>119080
You don't understand! The footy players are being affected by this virus!!!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:16:48 [Preview] No.119084 del
>>119082
He can have a money party and throw it around a carmona party of sorts


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:16:57 [Preview] No.119085 del
>>119073
>I will let you do anything you want to me
m8 Boongs do that for a half a ciggie


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:18:06 [Preview] No.119086 del
>>119085
He's low on ciggies though


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:19:26 [Preview] No.119087 del
>>119085
fair but you're a racist dog and don't want a boong sucking you off


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:20:01 [Preview] No.119088 del
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Bush time is time to eat the special shit you bought ages ago. I dont eat army style shit tho cos its shit.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.119089 del
>>119088
The footy players won't be able to afford that soon.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:22:22 [Preview] No.119090 del
>>119089
Those cunts should do something useful for society like wood hookers.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:25:09 [Preview] No.119091 del
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>>119087
m8 I love a hot Boong just as much as any neet


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:25:35 [Preview] No.119092 del
>>119090
But they're footy players mate! They're the lifeblood of our country!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:27:39 [Preview] No.119093 del
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oh god bros


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:28:42 [Preview] No.119094 del
>>119093
Good night NEET.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:31:40 [Preview] No.119095 del
>>119065
Is possum actually around still? I presume all pizza and garlic bread posts are his.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:32:59 [Preview] No.119096 del
>>119093
We're fucked.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:33:45 [Preview] No.119097 del
>>119095
Those are armature numbers if that was him.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:34:00 [Preview] No.119098 del
>>119096
>>119093
I take that back, 2/3rds is about the fraction of the population who are overweight or obese, so it's merely representative of the population.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:34:44 [Preview] No.119099 del
>>119096
fuck it
You reap what you sow
earth was cool


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:37:19 [Preview] No.119100 del
>>119098
Also half the population in britain is under 40, so if 37% of those in ICU's are under 60, the virus must be attacking mainly the old.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.119101 del
Fucking whores mate, not even the end of the world can change them.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:39:28 [Preview] No.119102 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:42:10 [Preview] No.119103 del
>>119102
Random country NEET who just applied for cenno.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:43:47 [Preview] No.119104 del
>>119092
How is some footy player as useful as a gap toothed flanny wearing firewood jew?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:43:57 [Preview] No.119105 del
This is the email I got from my support worker
So basically I cant go anywhere or really do anything but management want to send someone around to fill out their forms so all the paper work is in order for them,so they will feel good about themselves, while leaving me by myself with no one to help me, I originally replied we will just fill out the forms but I feel like telling management to get fucked and shove the paperwork up their arse (all my support is related to transport)






::::::Hi NEET


At the moment we have not cancelled supports. However, we have closed down the activity centre and are not running any group activities.

Having said this there have been some changes to the way we are doing supports whilst the coronavirus thing is ongoing.

Any support involving transport is to be restricted to a maximum of 15 minutes in the car and only when the transport is essential. Further to this change you will have to sit in the back seat as we have been directed to maintain the 1.5 metre distancing rules.

It does all seem a bit much but they are the rules we have to work under.

What I do want to do with you tomorrow is to complete a form that is a health check in that will give us an idea of ongoing support requirements during the coronavirus time. There will also be a recovery plan that we can do.

Tomorrow we can also talk about what you need in terms of supports.

What did you have in mind for tomorrow?:::::::


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:45:49 [Preview] No.119106 del
>>119093
Actually about 3/4 of britain's senior citizens are overweight or obese, so if only 2/3rds of those in ICU's are, maybe coronachan actually prefers skellies. I do think the high ranking executives among us need to go on a crash diet though.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:46:22 [Preview] No.119107 del
>>119101
The chinky whores are dropping their prices. $100 dollars an hour and you can get your willy wet in their rice paddys.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:46:28 [Preview] No.119108 del
>>119105
Are you a named neet, support-worker-neet?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:47:49 [Preview] No.119109 del
>>119105
>It does all seem a bit much but they are the rules we have to work under.
That line alone gives me the shits.

>There will also be a recovery plan that we can do.
Did they think you are not sick and just not going into work?

>Tomorrow we can also talk about what you need in terms of supports.
Understandable.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:47:54 [Preview] No.119110 del
>>119107
Are they attractive enough to get it up?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:48:11 [Preview] No.119111 del
>>119105
Its going to turn into a cluster fuck, I'm waiting for the chaff to fall away from the wheat before i go back in.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:48:20 [Preview] No.119112 del
>>119108
no I'm no one, I get support from a support worker I'm the mong you see in the supermarket getting help to shop


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:48:30 [Preview] No.119113 del
>>119105
>>119109
Sorry, I miss-read they are assessing your ability to return to work.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:49:23 [Preview] No.119114 del
>>119110
>attractive enough to get it up
Imagine dicking down a chinky corona mary.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:50:25 [Preview] No.119115 del
>>119114
It sounds hideous, I agree.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:51:26 [Preview] No.119116 del
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Wood hookers dont need no cheap chinees whores.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:51:50 [Preview] No.119117 del
on my phone to grannybot


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:53:30 [Preview] No.119118 del
>>119112
>no I'm no one


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:55:07 [Preview] No.119119 del
>>119118
Community.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:58:42 [Preview] No.119120 del
Grannybot is alright. Says she thinks this will be like the great depression again.
She had some prawns the other day and thought they were really nice.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.119121 del
I'm pretending to be a mass murderering psycho now. If that doesn't get them wet then nothing will.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:04:00 [Preview] No.119122 del
>>119121
ok nuro


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:04:04 [Preview] No.119123 del
>>119116
Is this a gaping reference?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:05:01 [Preview] No.119124 del
>>119117
>>119120
Very good work. It could be but when it gets really bad, it can only get better even if it is very slow.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.119125 del
>>119121
If that is you on half chan you sound very unstable. I downgraded you to 2 weeks until Psych ward visit.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.119126 del
>>119125
>Psych ward visit.
They are very peaceful places


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:09:22 [Preview] No.119127 del
I saw nuro in a psych ward once.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:10:02 [Preview] No.119128 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:10:51 [Preview] No.119129 del
>>119127
He was a nurse there. Quite the qt, back before he let his figure go.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:11:02 [Preview] No.119130 del
I saw Nuro walk into a safe injecting room once


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.119131 del
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>>119129
which one was him/her?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.119132 del
Ok, did 20 pushups, 20 situps, 5km on the bike, and the 8 brocades. I'm gonna come out of this swole and ripped. The rest of you executive neets need to keep up.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:18:38 [Preview] No.119133 del
Not him but I went to the park early this morning and did my pull ups.
I've been doing my pushups throughout the day, I will go running tonight.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.119134 del
>>119132
>The rest of you executive neets need to keep up.
I just walked to the fridge to get another beer thank you very much


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:21:39 [Preview] No.119135 del
>>119132
check these out m8
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a8tlZ-zbF695HA3Lmm20OIYeYYxo1lmUOczUXKLoL4s/edit#gid=1833143925

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ay15dc2cvm0 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7c6nVkmT_r0 [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:23:49 [Preview] No.119136 del
>>119126
In the state of mind of the NEET I was thinking about it wouldn't be pleasant for him. Switching between wanking and ranting.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.119137 del
>>119134
I hope you're taking the bottle top off with your hand and not cheating by using some mechanical aid.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:24:44 [Preview] No.119138 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:26:21 [Preview] No.119139 del
>>119137
no...............I wouldn't do that, why did someone say something?, if they did it's a fucking lie


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.119140 del
>>118577
It wasn't that bad.
>>118579
Big Ol' Webbo
>>118580
Quality catch up full of tasty (You)'s.

Got smashed on two beers and a small cone of new weed.
About ten minutes after I had it, Monaro's brother came outside and sat with me so I drunk the beer quick and grabbed another to hopefully hide my whackedness. I started talking about racial gangs at his school and told him to get a job. Or a trade. I invited him to help me re-tile the bathroom. I am not sure whatelse I said. There was some shit about Monaro being closer to Irish traditionalism than white chicks that I would've been with them if they were closer to that than the fucked up sluts I was presented with. I then had a shower and opened the door while playing this at full blast.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw [Embed]
Got chicken nuggo's in the airfryer. I am not sharing with him. He can make his own.

>>118594
Gina wants to get in your gape.
>>118602
I miss you the most.
>>118608
Ah fuck. You are a splendid individual.
>>118614
Her best friend is Nuro.
>>118663
Meaty.
>>118668
lol

I have my Nuggo's. I know he is jealous.
I put on a jumper and now I am too hot. I thought I felt a peg when I put it on, I could not find a peg.

>>118677
Probably some poofter shit.
>>118721
It is.
>>118742
It is not.
>>118741
Low quality.
>>118747
High quality.
>>118752
Low quality.
>>118783
I;d teach his arse how to make gravy.
>>118792
Are you at dad's?
>>118831
Please don't be rude.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:28:10 [Preview] No.119141 del
>>118843
A hidden pepe is unlawful.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:28:32 [Preview] No.119142 del
>>118845
You should be working.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:29:24 [Preview] No.119143 del
>>118865
BETTER MAKE IT A STRONG ONE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:30:57 [Preview] No.119144 del
>>118903
You must've been mean to him.
He only notices narkyposts.
Years of 4chan mong shit.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:31:06 [Preview] No.119145 del
Out of fresh meat. Gonna be subsisting on frozen and tinned food for the next 2 weeks.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:31:48 [Preview] No.119146 del
>>119140
Not a single (You) but I hope it wasn't Webby going into the meeting at work.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.119147 del
>>118935
BETTER MAKE IT A STRONG ONE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:32:21 [Preview] No.119148 del
>>119141
Too late now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:32:49 [Preview] No.119149 del
>>118942
BETTER MAKE IT A STRONG ONE


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:32:58 [Preview] No.119150 del
>tfw wondering if Cruisey finished his cuppa yesterday


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:35:09 [Preview] No.119151 del
>>119056
I hope you kept it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:35:41 [Preview] No.119152 del
>>119059
My meme has been misused.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:35:58 [Preview] No.119153 del
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just opened 5th beer, Roxette playing on stereo, house is vibrating from the audio level, hope the neighbours dont mind


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:36:19 [Preview] No.119154 del
>>119088
Nice scenery.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:39:37 [Preview] No.119155 del
>>119153
Sounds lovely.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:40:52 [Preview] No.119156 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:41:33 [Preview] No.119157 del
>>119101
I thought you went out hunting her and her son after I so rudely insulted you and begun to hate me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:43:56 [Preview] No.119158 del
>>119105
NDIA put out a statement and told my boss today to keep all services going.
They are stopping all nonessential supports.
If it wasn't essential, NDIA wouldn't pay for them.

On another note, that headfuck participant from the last company somehow found out where I work and then called my office today.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.119159 del
(((Norman Swan)))


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:44:37 [Preview] No.119160 del
>>119116
You can't fill that gape.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:44:52 [Preview] No.119161 del
I pee when I poo.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:45:06 [Preview] No.119162 del
>>119132
Can you do a couple for me?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:46:07 [Preview] No.119163 del
>>119146
You gave me my only (You)


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:46:32 [Preview] No.119164 del
>>119150
I don't think I had one.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:47:22 [Preview] No.119165 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:47:48 [Preview] No.119166 del
I poo when I pee.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:47:56 [Preview] No.119167 del
>>119165
Thank you


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:48:34 [Preview] No.119168 del
Still a bit pissed and high, just had three codeine pills. Going to try and have an early one tonight.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:49:35 [Preview] No.119169 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:50:22 [Preview] No.119170 del
>>119169
I would prefer actual replies from my towerpost.
Find a reply and pretend it is to you.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:50:40 [Preview] No.119171 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:51:13 [Preview] No.119172 del
>>119140
Low quality catch up.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:51:20 [Preview] No.119173 del
>>119140
>a small cone of new weed.
Sorry, I meant a small choof.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:51:56 [Preview] No.119174 del
>>119172
No, I do not want that kind of (You).


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:52:16 [Preview] No.119175 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:52:42 [Preview] No.119176 del
>>119158
Must be love.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:52:48 [Preview] No.119177 del
>>119174
Low quality reply.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:53:01 [Preview] No.119178 del
These (You)'s don't do it for me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:53:30 [Preview] No.119180 del
>>119159
>>119171
what's your problem with the Jewish people, anons?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:53:33 [Preview] No.119181 del
>>119176
She said she misses me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:53:49 [Preview] No.119182 del
>>119163
We are meant to be.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:54:20 [Preview] No.119183 del
>>119168
Good luck and stay safe.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:54:34 [Preview] No.119184 del
>>119182
I am your only (You).


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:54:46 [Preview] No.119185 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:55:30 [Preview] No.119186 del
>>119181
She wants the big C


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:56:09 [Preview] No.119187 del
Keep your wands close and your arses closer


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:57:39 [Preview] No.119188 del
>>119186
She thinks that/


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:57:55 [Preview] No.119189 del
>>119158
Yeah thought it must have been something like that, doesn't matter, i sent an email to cancel friday and I said i would see them in a couple of months when things settled down, doesn't matter with my executive size and blood pressure and asthma if i get it i'm dead anyway with my inability to use the phone because of my anxiety to call for help, it willbe simply one less mong to trouble the tax payer


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:58:06 [Preview] No.119190 del
>>119147
>>119143
I was a bit worried nobody would finish it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.119191 del
>>119179
>Giving the wealthy chinks who buy citizenship, import their family and buy up our houses gibs.
JUST


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 08:58:41 [Preview] No.119192 del
>>119163
(you) are becoming a you whore


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:00:28 [Preview] No.119193 del
>>119192
(You) know everyone here is ultimately in it for the (You)s


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:00:49 [Preview] No.119194 del
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>>119160
There's plenty innawoods to go around.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:01:59 [Preview] No.119195 del
>>119179
Are these the same students that snuck in through / or the universitys paid for them to have a holiday for the 14 day isolation period


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:02:58 [Preview] No.119196 del
>>119188
She wants to feel that.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:03:25 [Preview] No.119197 del
>>119191
This shit is just reinforcing the idea that the country my great-grandfathers and grandfather served is dead.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:04:23 [Preview] No.119198 del
>>119194
Eat it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:04:47 [Preview] No.119199 del
>>119191
>>119195
Education is pay per use and there are stipulated amounts that the universities recommend are needed for each individual year of study. You need x thousand to support yourself at least and they don't even come with that which is stupid.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:06:52 [Preview] No.119201 del
>>119197
Thinking it's about our institutions instead of our people is a big part of why we forgot about what the Gold Rush taught us about chinks and starting letting them in again.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.119202 del
>>119197
Yeah, it has really gone to the dogs.
>>119199
University is more of a business then a school theses days.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:10:36 [Preview] No.119203 del
People need my arse


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:12:06 [Preview] No.119204 del
>>119203
I need my missus arse.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.119205 del
>>119203
no we don't it's really big and flabby.....yuck


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:17:45 [Preview] No.119206 del
>>119132
Did a 2k run/walk.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:20:56 [Preview] No.119207 del
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it seems just the sight of NK scares the hell out of people
>A man in his 70s has died in Joondalup Hospital in Perth where he was taken after fainting in his home, according to Nine News.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/12fcb32bc9592e593403f78a3f72ae30


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:22:47 [Preview] No.119208 del
Still full after those two (2) pizzas and one (1) garlic bread.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:24:59 [Preview] No.119209 del
>>119208
Surely you could push one sweet dessert down, otherwise how will you make Nurgle 2020


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:25:06 [Preview] No.119210 del
Weber commissioned a scientific illustrator to create highly detailed drawings of my arse


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:26:16 [Preview] No.119211 del
>>119206
Well done.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:26:51 [Preview] No.119212 del
>>119207
Another old codger


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:27:25 [Preview] No.119213 del
>>119210
A lot of work went into your dot


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:28:48 [Preview] No.119214 del
>>119213
was the dot big or small


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.119215 del
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I miss train NEET


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:35:03 [Preview] No.119216 del
>>119214
It depends on the day of the week.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.119217 del
>>119215
Again I hope he wasn't in the meeting today.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:37:08 [Preview] No.119218 del
>>119215
Nuro had a train run on him before.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:38:34 [Preview] No.119219 del
>>119140
Welcome home choof poof.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.119220 del
Cats movie torrent is out.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.119221 del
>>119218
I heard it was a long train with many 'locomotives' pumping and thrusting away.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.119222 del
>>119220
Thanks I'll download it tomorrow but I'll never be satisfied given the rumours that there is a bum hole cut Edition out there.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:48:15 [Preview] No.119223 del
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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:54:55 [Preview] No.119224 del
>>119220
Thanks, I'll never watch it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 09:56:10 [Preview] No.119225 del
>>119224
I know you'll flick to the Judi scenes.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:04:38 [Preview] No.119226 del
>tfw crisis


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:05:38 [Preview] No.119227 del
>>119226
A whimsical one?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.119228 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:17:13 [Preview] No.119229 del
>>119226
Karen warned us. If only we'd listened.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:19:31 [Preview] No.119230 del
>>119228
Goodnight gook girls. Since you're not colour coded, I will make no attempt to pick one of you.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:25:34 [Preview] No.119231 del
>>119228
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:29:03 [Preview] No.119232 del
Depressing talk over on auspol about the state of our hospitals. Country is utterly JUST'd.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:33:48 [Preview] No.119233 del
>>119232
Could always keep it over there.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:36:32 [Preview] No.119234 del
>>119228
night mate


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:37:05 [Preview] No.119235 del
>>119228
Gook night. What a bunch of miserable-looking gooks.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:37:25 [Preview] No.119236 del
>>119232
I recommended someone get into niche market of deep insertion with their wife. I said I'll lay cash to watch her hand go up his clacker up to her shoulder.

I also like new news that from 27 of April next month you'll no longer need that employment separation certificate. Few articles have picked it up. I'll be on Cenno soon enough.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:43:12 [Preview] No.119237 del
Good night NEETs. I had productive day finishing a lecture that I kept pausing and solved all problems I needed to do. Sleep tight.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:43:57 [Preview] No.119238 del
Here is that guy that walked into the cop shop COOFING and pretending he had corona.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mxOj-dzFDEk [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:44:13 [Preview] No.119239 del
>>119237
Good night NEET. Well done with your lecture.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:45:25 [Preview] No.119240 del
I'm thinking of getting some sultanas and dried apricots to have in my pancakes. I was also thinking that mixing in some finely diced apple, sultanas and cinnamon could be nice.
I am pretty busy at the moment but I intend to make some scones and yorkshire puddings soon. I still haven't gotten around to making that apple cake recipe that Hitler liked. I might get a few practice runs at it before his birthday next month. I make apple cakes quite often but I've never tried Hitler's recipe. I intend to start posting more of my cooking here.
Good night noots.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:47:28 [Preview] No.119241 del
>>119240
>that Hitler liked
Oh mate you were doing well until you wrote that.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:51:49 [Preview] No.119242 del
It's thursday but it feels like a sunday


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:52:59 [Preview] No.119243 del
>>119242
Reminds me of a good song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nHBZFSYA12A [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.119244 del
My arse yearns for Weber's embrace


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:55:34 [Preview] No.119245 del
>>119244
Weber is not enough man to handle an arse like yours.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 10:56:47 [Preview] No.119246 del
>>119241
Hitler is based and Abo Pilled you racist white dog
UNNA


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:02:13 [Preview] No.119247 del
>>119220
>Cats movie torrent
it's been out for more than a week


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:03:04 [Preview] No.119248 del
>>119247
Thanks for telling me.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:03:11 [Preview] No.119249 del
>>119246
cringe


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:07:09 [Preview] No.119250 del
>>119238
we need forced sterilization for NEETs NOW!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:09:00 [Preview] No.119251 del
>>119250
I bet he has at least 3 kids already.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:09:15 [Preview] No.119252 del
>>119249
fuk off white cunt
ur gunna get corona cum day of the spear


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:12:40 [Preview] No.119253 del
are parties banned NEETs, if so can I call the cops on it


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:17:22 [Preview] No.119254 del
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>>119249
Gubba
>>119252
'kin aye cuz


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:17:57 [Preview] No.119255 del
>>119253
Google would know better. Will depend which state you're in.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:47:17 [Preview] No.119256 del
Having a rum


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:49:55 [Preview] No.119257 del
gn fellas


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:52:06 [Preview] No.119258 del
>>119257
Good night


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 11:53:39 [Preview] No.119259 del
>>119257
gn fella


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:15:47 [Preview] No.119260 del
From now on I want to be known as Blubbs Porkarolls.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:22:37 [Preview] No.119261 del
>>119260
no, I will call you weber and you will like it


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:23:49 [Preview] No.119262 del
>>119261
negative NEET lore


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:25:38 [Preview] No.119263 del
>>119262
I know, but I am making a joke


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:26:56 [Preview] No.119264 del
>>119263
Is that you Monaro?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:28:46 [Preview] No.119265 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:32:42 [Preview] No.119266 del
benis :DDDDD


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:34:35 [Preview] No.119267 del
>>119266
lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:35:50 [Preview] No.119268 del
I am watching Cats. My pants are still on at this stage.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:37:10 [Preview] No.119269 del
>>119266
ebinnnn


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:51:27 [Preview] No.119270 del
I want to shave my head with the razor I use to shave my face, but I'm scared of making little knicks that would bleed like a motherfucker since it's on my head.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:51:33 [Preview] No.119271 del
Just watched the season finale of Star Trek Picard. Absolute dreck. Embarrassing. Whole show was garbage.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:52:18 [Preview] No.119272 del
>>119268
Take them off and get playing


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:52:43 [Preview] No.119273 del
>>119271
So just the average Star Trek show then?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 12:53:29 [Preview] No.119274 del
>>119273
All the others except Discovery were way better.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 13:09:07 [Preview] No.119275 del
Cats is getting a bit weird and sexual. Lots of breathy noises and sensual dancing.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 13:13:31 [Preview] No.119276 del
Rebel Wilson has appeared playing the fat cat. Pants still very much on.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 13:15:13 [Preview] No.119277 del
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>>119276
>Rebel Wilson


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 13:16:51 [Preview] No.119278 del
Terrible performance from Rebel Wilson. I feel embarrassed for her.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 14:58:34 [Preview] No.119279 del
25 minutes into Cats. Pants remained on the whole time. That is it for tonight I will resume watching on the morrow. The CGI doesn't look bad. The problem with the film is it is based on a musical that doesn't make much sense and only has one decent song and was never popular in a mainstream way.

Blubbs Porkarolls out.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 17:25:52 [Preview] No.119280 del
Might go to sleep.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 17:28:05 [Preview] No.119281 del
Yeah, I'm going to sleep. Hopefully a forever sleep.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 17:57:38 [Preview] No.119282 del
People need my arse


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:15:41 [Preview] No.119283 del
Good morning NEEToes, won $71 on the powerball.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:17:16 [Preview] No.119284 del
Morning neets. Corona-chan at more than half a million. She'll be at a million in a few days.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:24:17 [Preview] No.119285 del
>>119190
Not all the NEETs are savvy.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:25:08 [Preview] No.119286 del
>>119194
Erotic.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:27:09 [Preview] No.119287 del
>>119215
Which one.
In many ways, we are all trainNEET


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:29:41 [Preview] No.119288 del
>>119240
>finely diced apple, sultanas and cinnamon
Sounds nice.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:32:16 [Preview] No.119289 del
>>119271
Yeah, that shit looks terrible.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:33:42 [Preview] No.119290 del
Woke up hearing this song in my head.
Think my alarm is a little similar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PN5c_uHRKIk [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:34:10 [Preview] No.119291 del
>>119276
Different strokes.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:34:55 [Preview] No.119292 del
>>119284
>>119283
Good morning friends.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:36:59 [Preview] No.119293 del
>>119290
And I woke up this morning.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:40:17 [Preview] No.119294 del
>>119293
Morning Hun, I heard a rumour you were sick.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:40:40 [Preview] No.119295 del
>>119283
Get 30kg of Chicken Royales.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:45:24 [Preview] No.119296 del
>>119294
Evening fella. You mean sick liek great? For sure.
I had a sore throat for half a day a week ago tho.

Actually live is always better:
https://youtu.be/oTlMTXCoLgM?t=2015


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:46:40 [Preview] No.119297 del
>>119293
>>119296
Did anyone receive my messages over the last two days?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:47:19 [Preview] No.119298 del
>>119296
I haven't seen your flag since around then.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:49:11 [Preview] No.119299 del
>>119297
Messages? Where?

>>119298
You probably looked the wrong board for it.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:51:21 [Preview] No.119300 del


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:51:50 [Preview] No.119301 del
>>119299
>the wrong board
Have you been cheating on us?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:52:07 [Preview] No.119302 del
>>119300
Morning.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:53:01 [Preview] No.119303 del
>>119299
IRC, banning is not working with captcha as "captcha invalid / expired" but same captcha can be used for removing media/posts. For last two days I made the same post on the IRC.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:53:13 [Preview] No.119304 del
>>119300
Evening fella.

>>119301
Actually I'm cheatin with this board.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:54:27 [Preview] No.119305 del
>>119296
That's a weird band.
The synth and percussionist sound good.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:55:03 [Preview] No.119306 del
>>119304
We can do things that your other board could never even think about.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:01:24 [Preview] No.119307 del
>>119303
It seems IRC bot is down so we didn't notice. Wrote to Odili.

>>119305
It's a great band. Well those songs which aren't too electronic but rather bluesy.
Check Bulletproof, Mao Tse Tung Said, Too Sick To Pray. Timestamps of the songs in the description.

>>119306
Yes, I see some uncanny stuff here.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:01:52 [Preview] No.119308 del
Getting late.
I better go kanoodle my doodle


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:02:50 [Preview] No.119309 del
>>119307
>uncanny
This is the only place where you can taste the elusive gape.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:05:21 [Preview] No.119310 del
>>119307
Thank you. We had two spammers the past two days they needed to go forever.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:07:29 [Preview] No.119311 del
>>119215
paddle wheelers > trains


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:08:41 [Preview] No.119312 del
>>119310
What kind of spammer?
Some days ago was a poster on a couple of boards he spammed "CP" and a link.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:10:03 [Preview] No.119313 del
>>119311
That depends. At places where no proper bodies of water the boat has some disadvantages.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:42:22 [Preview] No.119314 del
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Woke up this morning
thinking about Posso's bum
He'll never know his ain't the only one


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:46:37 [Preview] No.119315 del
>>119314
might wanna go to your gp and get on a mental health plan mate


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:50:57 [Preview] No.119316 del
>>119315
Rehabilitation from NEET arse addiction will take more than six visits.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:52:42 [Preview] No.119317 del
>>119316
it's a start


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:55:14 [Preview] No.119318 del
Just got back from a pension shop, there was a large executive down there wearing a very old tracksuit, the stench he was giving off was horrific.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:55:51 [Preview] No.119319 del
>>119314
While walking the doggo I was thinking about broken cock rings and big bear hugs from Weber dangling me over the edge of a ten story building by my legs


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:57:07 [Preview] No.119320 del
>>119312
>Some days ago was a poster on a couple of boards he spammed "CP" and a link.
That cunt and some TESOL (English as a second language learning spam). Ironic as he was Indian and thought NEET meant NEET test in India. Perhaps they were already banned and that is why I couldn't ban them.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:57:26 [Preview] No.119322 del
>>119314
Good morning NEET, lovely Pepe.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:58:09 [Preview] No.119323 del
>>119318
Did you ask him about the potato and gravy at KFC yesterday?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:58:30 [Preview] No.119324 del
>>119321
Extremely well bantered.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:59:53 [Preview] No.119325 del


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After pictures released yesterday of police hitting its citizen, India's launches its new bid for superpower status by 2030:
>Indians are warned they could be SHOT if they defy coronavirus lockdown, as thousands ignore social distancing advice while queueing for food
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8154843/Indians-warned-SHOT-defy-coronavirus-lockdown.html


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NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:14:47 [Preview] No.119335 del
>>119330
>>119331
>>119332
>>119333
>>119334
It wouldn't let me post a gif of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YuoToHKCas4 [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:17:22 [Preview] No.119336 del
NSW BEST A
>The State of NSW on Thursday failed in its Supreme Court bid to have Issam Alam placed on a three-year supervision order under the Terrorism High Risk Offenders (THRO) Act when he is let out of jail.
>Justice Helen Wilson said Alam, who has been in custody for most of the last decade and has a long criminal history, is 'highly likely' to reoffend and posed a risk to the community.
>'Whilst I think it is highly likely that the defendant will continue to engage in criminal conduct when released to the community, to the jeopardy of others, I am not able to conclude that he may pose an unacceptable risk to the community by engaging in the commission of a serious terrorism offence,' Justice Wilson said.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8154843/Indians-warned-SHOT-defy-coronavirus-lockdown.html


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:18:25 [Preview] No.119337 del
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Good Morning Mongs


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:18:42 [Preview] No.119338 del
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>>119335
youtube-dl -f 'bestvideo[ext=webm]+bestaudio[ext=webm]/best[ext=webm]/best' https://youtube.com/watch?v=YuoToHKCas4 [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:19:25 [Preview] No.119339 del
>>119337
Goon morning Nuro.


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>>119337
goon mornin'


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:21:23 [Preview] No.119341 del
>>119340
Have the Indian's been learning from Dan?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:24:45 [Preview] No.119342 del
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>>119339
>>119340

so i left about 2:30 yesterday to see my doc for an appointment @ 3pm...

i got there and it was chaos. he had to leave an hour earlier to self isolate after getting a test back. he wont be back for two weeks after some chink student came in yesterday who said they did not have flu symptoms really did have corona and nuked his practice....

i was so angry i went to the cliffs, drank a bottle of brandy and cant remember riding home.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:26:31 [Preview] No.119343 del
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>>119341
>Indians wearing PPE
>Australia STILL doesn't have masks
Country status: utterly JUST'd


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:27:47 [Preview] No.119344 del
>>119342
> he had to leave an hour earlier to self isolate after getting a test back
Jesus.

>who said they did not have flu symptoms really did have corona
People are idiots. I doubt she called ahead.

>i was so angry i went to the cliffs, drank a bottle of brandy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>and cant remember riding home.
You're going to get cuddled one day


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:28:33 [Preview] No.119345 del
>>119343
They are probably the cheap crappy ones you are meant to replace every 15 minutes when they get moist but refuse to do so.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:43:03 [Preview] No.119346 del
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>>119342
EPIC CHINKING


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:46:41 [Preview] No.119347 del
Neets who are still going outside, have you seen anyone taking temperatures with non-contact thermometers?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:50:05 [Preview] No.119348 del
>>119347
No, I walk the dog each day. The only thing I have noticed is more people walking outside in the morning.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 21:53:53 [Preview] No.119349 del
>>119348
Yeah I don't get out much but I have noticed a lot more people walking as well


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:01:38 [Preview] No.119350 del
>>119347
no
>>119349
this. its actually a really nice atmosphere, people are are talking to each other as well.

so far this corona thing has been great except for stores not excepting cash anymore :/


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:01:44 [Preview] No.119351 del
Morning all.
Have to actually drive into the office this morning to collect a parcel and do my credit card receipts.
Risking one last run to the pierced nipples cafe and then going home.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:06:09 [Preview] No.119352 del
Paper cut on my dick.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:07:46 [Preview] No.119353 del
>>119350
>stores not excepting cash anymore
B-but I withdraw all my neetbux from the bank, and now I can't put it back!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:09:06 [Preview] No.119354 del
>>119351
>Morning all.
Good morning.

>do my credit card receipts
What are you claiming?

>Risking one last run to the pierced nipples caf
A very hard decision to make.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:09:22 [Preview] No.119355 del
>>119353
What are smart ATMs?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:09:39 [Preview] No.119356 del
>>119352
Lucky you didn't slice it off in one quick cut.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:10:16 [Preview] No.119357 del
>>119351
>pierced nipples cafe
pretend you're on your phone when ordering and get a creep shot
thanks in advance mate


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:12:52 [Preview] No.119358 del
>>119354
>What are you claiming?
I have a corporate credit card, so at the end of each month I have to upload the receipts and put in descriptions and cost codes so it all gets accounted for correctly.
This month I had a purchase of USB sticks at Office Works, 10 Raspberry Pi 4's and 10 Raspberry Pi 4 fan cases and heatsink sets.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:13:58 [Preview] No.119359 del
Big abo poo cooking in white man's oven shitting inside ass


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:15:00 [Preview] No.119360 del
>>119358
I have to buy dolphin semen every week so my dick doesn't fall off


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>>119359
Go on ...


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:15:33 [Preview] No.119362 del
>>119360
Does your employer fund that though?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:16:05 [Preview] No.119363 del
>>119358
What are you building there neet?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:16:43 [Preview] No.119364 del
>>119363
Some honeypots for various operational networks.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:17:18 [Preview] No.119365 del
>>119358
>10 Raspberry Pi 4's
Doesn't open source scare corporations that like to buy pre-made corporate crap?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:17:50 [Preview] No.119366 del
>>119362
He writes it off as food during business meetings.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:18:25 [Preview] No.119367 del
>>119363
his business server


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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>>119365
Normally that is correct, but they trust my judgement. The existing 5 commercial honeypots we have cost $7,000 USD a year to license and are almost the same thing.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:20:28 [Preview] No.119370 del
FUCK MY ASS INTO PIECES


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:23:05 [Preview] No.119371 del
>>119370
THIS IS MY LAST RETORT


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>>119369
$35,000 USD a year to gather data.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:25:55 [Preview] No.119373 del
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USA HAS JUST BECOME THE WORLD LEADER IN CORONA CASES, OVERTAKING CHINA AND ITALY. AMERICA FIRST!


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>>119372
No, 7k USD for 5. Or $1500 USD each.
Versus $93 AUD each for Pi's.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:26:37 [Preview] No.119375 del
>>119373
USA! USA! USA!


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:26:54 [Preview] No.119376 del
C - O - B - E

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RezOh7pSzxc [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:29:30 [Preview] No.119377 del
>>119374
>No, 7k USD for 5
Aren't corporations worried about sending this data overseas versus having the data in their network?


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>>119358
>10 Raspberry Pi 4's

FOR WHAT PURPOSE ?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:31:08 [Preview] No.119379 del
>>119378
Read his posts.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:31:45 [Preview] No.119380 del
>>119375
YOU-ESS-AY! YOU-ESS-AY! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:32:05 [Preview] No.119381 del
>>119374
>>119377
I mean this also for applications Zoom where it is fine because we see each other and discuss sensitive corporate information during our meetings.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:32:18 [Preview] No.119382 del
>>119377
it's only alert data (eg "IP x.x.x.x portscanned me") going to a Sydney AWS instance.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:32:45 [Preview] No.119383 del
>>119373
the numbers reported from china are impossible... or they are putting hydrochloroquinine in the drinking water


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:33:36 [Preview] No.119384 del
>>119379
sorry i was a little slow


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:33:48 [Preview] No.119385 del
>>119379
Read my fists.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:34:48 [Preview] No.119386 del
>>119382
>it's only alert data
Oh, I thought it was a control system of sorts gathering environmental data. All clarified.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:35:17 [Preview] No.119387 del
>>119383
They shut down large sections of their country, welded people inside their homes, and shot anyone who violated quarantine. That's how they beat it. But don't worry, that won't happen here, we're gonna beat this virus with FREEDOM!


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>>119385
I openly talk about the infrastructure of my company


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>>119388
"muh company"


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>>119387
dont forget faking their numbers


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>>119390
>anime


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:41:06 [Preview] No.119393 del
>>119382
any honeypots been attacked ? AP wardriven ?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:41:21 [Preview] No.119394 del
Our top medical men are working on a solution now.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:41:57 [Preview] No.119395 del
>>119390
imagine posting a shitty 4chan meme


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>>119392
Last hint.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:42:49 [Preview] No.119397 del
>>119395
You spoiled it for him.


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>>119398
We don't post that shit here.


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>>119394
accurate


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>>119399
"here"


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:49:28 [Preview] No.119402 del
>>119401
I don't know what you are implying but we don't post children here.


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>>119402
>posting
>here


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>>119403
There has been at least one well established anime poster here.


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 22:59:20 [Preview] No.119405 del
>>119404
You thought the leaden winter
Would bring you down forever
But you rode upon a steamer
To the violence of the sun

And the colors of the sea
Blind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches
With tales of brave Ulysses

How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you
To touch their white laced lips

And you see a girl?s brown body
Dancing through the turquoise
And her footprints make you follow
Where the sky loves the sea

And when your fingers find her
She drowns you in her body
Carving deep blue ripples
In the tissues of your mind

The tiny purple fishes
Run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you
To the hard land of the winter

Her name is Aphrodite
And she rides a crimson shell
You know you cannot leave her
For you touched the distant sands

With tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
Yeah

The tiny purple fishes
Run laughing through your fingers
You want to take her with you
To the hard land of the winter


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>>119402
we actually post just one child


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 23:30:40 [Preview] No.119408 del
>>119407
His post was many multitudes creepier:
1. Young girl
2. He saved the picture to his hard drive.
3. The file name suggested it was an item from a specific catalogue. Implication is that the user is seeking out specific content from a website where it was posted due to part of the file name. When you go to site and sometimes the file name can be named after the contents of the picture like it was for him, not a number generated on a chan site like "1576138722672"


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 23:54:18 [Preview] No.119409 del
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Does anyone listen to music as they go to sleep?


NEET 03/26/2020 (Thu) 23:59:54 [Preview] No.119410 del
>>119409
I sometimes have youtube playing thunderstorms and rain, not loud but it helps me relax


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:01:34 [Preview] No.119411 del
>>119410
From speakers OR headphones/earphones?

I can listen to stuff from a speaker softly as well but having something in my ear annoys me.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:08:03 [Preview] No.119412 del
>>119411
yeah speakers


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:17:25 [Preview] No.119413 del
Not gonna lie, it's gonna be fun watching /ourgirl/ sweep through all the shithole countries.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:23:20 [Preview] No.119414 del
>>119413
>implying australia isn't now officially a shithole country


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:24:30 [Preview] No.119415 del
>>119329
SHOOT THEM DEAD
STOP THE SPREAD


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:25:08 [Preview] No.119416 del
Reeeeeee, have been making a prawn curry dish and just noticed I don't have any papadums, don't think it's worth a trip to Coles to get some especially when more than likely they wont have any


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:25:44 [Preview] No.119417 del
>>119414
STFU Netherlands my town is over 99% white.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:28:01 [Preview] No.119418 del
Infected NEET arse.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:28:18 [Preview] No.119419 del
I am on a programming lab that I have left unattended for a while. I am using Java and I cannot confirm my understanding for the following question that I have to apply:

"which attributes and methods should be static"

My understanding of static is:
1. static is used at the start of the program after class to be initialise the main class into memory before execution.
2. If is used as void return type to display values from another class that is not part of main. It accessing data from another class (inheriting) but not writing data.

Am I correct or did I mong something up?


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>>119373
Look at the growth curve for America. Their country is about to get JUST'd worse than Italy.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:30:46 [Preview] No.119421 del
>>119419
Point two (2) I mean there is inheritance since my question is more related to a diagram we need to draw.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:39:22 [Preview] No.119422 del
>>119420
we are probably going to end up going to war with china over this.


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:44:19 [Preview] No.119424 del
If anyone knocks on your door and asks to stick their fingers up your arse to test for coronavirus, don’t do it, It’s a scam. I feel so stupid.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:46:00 [Preview] No.119425 del
>>119423
What is more concerning is probably how we go to this point and if that is examined in the article.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:46:17 [Preview] No.119426 del
>>119424
You never told us if you liked it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:46:33 [Preview] No.119427 del
>>119424
Don't feel bad mate, we've all been there


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:48:26 [Preview] No.119428 del
>>119423
I am so blackpilled about the state of this country. Maybe I should retreat into a fantasy world and stop paying attention to reality.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:52:39 [Preview] No.119429 del
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>>119428
Thats what i have been doing. Brandy Bikes, Music. I dont give AF.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 00:59:27 [Preview] No.119430 del
>>119428
>Maybe I should retreat into a fantasy world and stop paying attention to reality.
That's pretty close to how I am operating in the sense that I am ignoring a lot of information.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:02:52 [Preview] No.119431 del
>tfw everyday feels like a weekday now


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:04:27 [Preview] No.119432 del
>>119424
Was he wearing an aboriginal flag shirt and did he have the posture of a caveman?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:06:31 [Preview] No.119433 del
Joe spoke no English but he had a dream,


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:08:11 [Preview] No.119434 del
>>119432
I heard that he introduced himself as a king of sorts.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:08:31 [Preview] No.119435 del
>>119431
NEETLYFE


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:12:01 [Preview] No.119437 del
>>119436
Imagine writing like a nigger.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:12:23 [Preview] No.119438 del
I heard nuro say he doesn't support unna nationalism once.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:15:04 [Preview] No.119440 del
>>119437
its a chan, ill write however i please you double nigger


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:17:01 [Preview] No.119441 del
>>119440
>chan
No, it is an imageboard.
You reek of reddit.


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:21:06 [Preview] No.119444 del
>>119439
OR
>California 'influencer' says he is in hospital with coronavirus just days after posting a video of himself licking a toilet bowl for a revolting TikTok challenge
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8150945/Influencer-hospital-coronavirus-just-days-posting-video-licking-toilet.html


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:22:02 [Preview] No.119445 del
>>119442
I love his use of intonation.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:23:56 [Preview] No.119446 del
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>>119441
> endchan
> not a chan

shiggidy


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>>119443
Here's an inspiring story about how the chinks reacted decisively to manage shortages in china.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:25:27 [Preview] No.119448 del
Been not shaving for a few days, now realised that's a bad idea because I keep wanting to scratch my face around the nose and mouth area.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:28:56 [Preview] No.119449 del
>>119446
I would've thought you'd know what a shibboleth is, coming from a posh catholic school and all.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:29:43 [Preview] No.119450 del
>>119448
Are you still shaving your legs?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:30:30 [Preview] No.119451 del
>>119447
The Chinese government controls everything over there as well as here for its citizens. If he didn't comply they probably would cut/restrict his business in China. That is the thing that annoys me about these articles that their behaviour is more a reflection of the Chinese government. You can his head off and another one would just take his place sending goods over there. Great to highlight this issue but if they aren't talking about the influence of the Chinese government on its citizens it just more pointless noise.

Australian government has granted refugee status for Chinese citizens fleeing China. That in itself says a lot about the government over there.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:31:55 [Preview] No.119452 del
>>119448
I need to have a shave. I have an infected hair on my chin and I popped the bastard last night. You could tell my the pain that it wasn't a pimple but I am a lazy bastard at time for cleaning my face (I clean it properly with soap once a day but generally wipe food off after meals).


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:32:42 [Preview] No.119453 del
>>119452
I'll lick it clean for ya.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:33:03 [Preview] No.119454 del
Webby uses his tongue to brush my teeth.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:34:27 [Preview] No.119455 del
>>119453
More after eating foods with sauce I forget sometimes to wet the tissue as I just wipe it dry instead. So the infections just grow.


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>>119451
>>119447
If you send all of your PPE out of the country right before the pandemic hits, you win.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:50:55 [Preview] No.119457 del
>The good Samaritan, Possum, gave each person in line at Centrelink Box Hill a $100 note
good on him, I knew Possum was a kind soul

https://www.9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-generous-man-hands-out-cash-workers-centrelink-box-hill-random-act-kindness/d3f766c7-6d34-4d54-a1a9-a3269f2f25eb


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:56:36 [Preview] No.119459 del
Possum mugged me once.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:58:18 [Preview] No.119460 del
>>119458
You stole my picture!


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 01:58:47 [Preview] No.119461 del
>>119456
a good political move


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:21:34 [Preview] No.119463 del
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I'm thinking about hitting the piss.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:21:42 [Preview] No.119464 del
Snuck over the WA border.
Gonna struggle snuggle 10K


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:21:52 [Preview] No.119465 del
>>119456
I knew a guy who looked like Trudeau. He turned into a tranny.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:27:38 [Preview] No.119466 del
>>119463
Sorry neet. The chinks have been buying it all up for weeks and there's none left.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:27:46 [Preview] No.119467 del
>>119464
>struggle snuggle
Is that SA tradition?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:27:46 [Preview] No.119468 del
>>119446
Oh look it's this cunt again.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:37:52 [Preview] No.119470 del
>tfw depresed


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:38:06 [Preview] No.119471 del
>>119456
God i hate Cucknadians


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:38:56 [Preview] No.119472 del
>>119468
hi babe


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:39:54 [Preview] No.119473 del
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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:41:46 [Preview] No.119474 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANul30MZiaI [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:42:07 [Preview] No.119475 del
>>119470
Anything in particular getting you down?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:42:50 [Preview] No.119476 del
>>119472
hi sweatie are u feelng horny rite now??


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:43:31 [Preview] No.119477 del


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:43:38 [Preview] No.119478 del
>>119468
Just ignore it, it thrives off attention.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:45:18 [Preview] No.119479 del
>>119373
congratulations on Italy on falling behind China again


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:46:36 [Preview] No.119480 del
>>119428
you really should


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:46:53 [Preview] No.119481 del
>>119431
*weekend


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:47:40 [Preview] No.119482 del
>>119446
Nuro please stop


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:48:00 [Preview] No.119483 del
>>119478
I thrive off the dead bodies of my enemies. We are a perfect match.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:48:29 [Preview] No.119484 del
>>119457
based possum, I bet he did that because he thought Monk was in the line


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:49:43 [Preview] No.119485 del
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>>119479
Italy hasn't fallen behind China. Italy's waaaaaaay ahead on deaths - it's still catching up on total confirmed cases, but it'll get there.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:50:57 [Preview] No.119486 del
>>119485
that's just Hubei though


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:51:57 [Preview] No.119487 del
>>119485
Fucking jew york and its hug-a-chink day. Those dickheads will never live that down.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:53:04 [Preview] No.119488 del
>>119487
Italy did that too.

>>119485
So chink numbers are almost certainly bullshit?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:53:12 [Preview] No.119489 del
Weber stole my arse


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:54:44 [Preview] No.119490 del
>>119489
I fucking did not.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:55:08 [Preview] No.119491 del
Weber installed a Raspberry Pi in my arse.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:55:43 [Preview] No.119492 del
>>119490
I wouldn't consider harming him close to a death a crime.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:56:13 [Preview] No.119493 del
>>119487
>its hug-a-chink day
it's what?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:56:21 [Preview] No.119494 del
Weber stole my heart.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:57:39 [Preview] No.119495 del
>>119288
Thanks neet. I am scared of going shopping at the moment due to chinks coughing on produce but I am looking forward to making it. I expect it to be like applepie but in pancake form.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:01:04 [Preview] No.119496 del
I now have 180 cans of beer stashed away


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:02:05 [Preview] No.119497 del
>>119496
can I have some


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:02:16 [Preview] No.119498 del
I gave Old Mutton half my stock of toilet paper (20 rolls) because she had been going to four different shops every morning looking for it and would have continued to if I didn't giver her mine. She might still keep going even though she told me she won't. She got so defensive when I told her she needed to stay home for the next few weeks at least. Real nasty attitude on her. Sense of entitlement.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:04:04 [Preview] No.119499 del
>>119498
There isn't much to do out these days apart from going to the supermarket.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:04:30 [Preview] No.119500 del
>>119498
why did you have 40 rolls of toilet paper when you live alone Webby?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:06:14 [Preview] No.119501 del
I woke up.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:06:25 [Preview] No.119502 del
>>119500
Wipe up the coom.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:06:55 [Preview] No.119503 del
>>119497
you may have one can


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:07:18 [Preview] No.119504 del


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:07:43 [Preview] No.119505 del
>>119500
Christ your NEETlore is abysmal.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:07:51 [Preview] No.119506 del
>>119503
thanks NEET


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:09:58 [Preview] No.119507 del
Two smoked Barossa kabanas down the hatch.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:10:08 [Preview] No.119508 del
>>119506
no worries m8 I'm here to help out, if you need some toilet paper I can give you a half roll from my stash of 56 rolls


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:10:28 [Preview] No.119509 del


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:13:00 [Preview] No.119510 del
Doing very smelly neet farts.
About to have a shower. Been very busy with uni.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:14:15 [Preview] No.119511 del
>>119505
Well I mean by "Old Mutton" I assumed you meant either an ex or your mother and the only NEET who talks about either one is Weber, Well I mean Nuro talks about his mother as well but you didn't type like nuro , I'm sorry you aren't as notable as him MysteryNEET


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:14:27 [Preview] No.119512 del
Just realised I forgot to drink alcohol yesterday. Might have to go and get some in a minute.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:14:41 [Preview] No.119513 del
>>119508
thank you, that will last me 3 weeks


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:15:17 [Preview] No.119514 del
>>119511
There is the NEET that lives with his grandparents for a start.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:15:27 [Preview] No.119515 del
>>119512
maybe you should use this extended time off to get used to not drinking


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:16:03 [Preview] No.119516 del
>>119514
I don't call my grandma "Old Mutton".


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:16:18 [Preview] No.119517 del
>>119515
yeah but there's always tomorrow for that self-improvement stuff


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:16:36 [Preview] No.119518 del
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>>119512
>I'm waiting for you NEET


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:16:44 [Preview] No.119519 del
>>119514
yeah but HueNEET is Brazillian


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:16:51 [Preview] No.119520 del
>>119516
lol it's probably whore posting about 10K then


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:17:00 [Preview] No.119521 del
>>119498
When corona-chan claims her you can go around to her place and retrieve it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:17:30 [Preview] No.119522 del
Playing with the queen of arse


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:17:51 [Preview] No.119523 del
>>119511
>Was starting to wonder if webby was jewish because of his relationship with his mother.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:17:59 [Preview] No.119524 del
>>119498
Yeah I've seen a lot of old people out and about, they just don't seem to understand


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:18:08 [Preview] No.119525 del
>>119522
Rebecca?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:18:59 [Preview] No.119526 del
>>119520
It's scary to think that whore actually might be a user on this board
I was used to being the most effeminate person on the board


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:19:29 [Preview] No.119527 del
>>119519
I have never forgiven him for killing Karen


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:19:37 [Preview] No.119528 del
>>119526
Based on what he has told us, you still will be.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:19:38 [Preview] No.119529 del
>>119523
dw Weberstien


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:19:45 [Preview] No.119530 del
>>119526
Put on your flag Nuro ;)


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:20:21 [Preview] No.119531 del
>>119528
We've all seen her body, she's a looker


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:20:37 [Preview] No.119532 del
>>119526
If she is, she never responded to my escort advice I gave someone last night.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:20:45 [Preview] No.119533 del
>>119526
Don't worry we will still cuddle you when the need arises


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:21:00 [Preview] No.119534 del
>>119523
>>119529
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:21:14 [Preview] No.119535 del
>>119530
Can I lunched on your anus


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:21:58 [Preview] No.119536 del
I don't know why Possum complains about the occasional bit of slander. It's nothing to what Mongnaro, Nuro, and and I go through every thread.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:25:00 [Preview] No.119537 del
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Possum made a video.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:25:02 [Preview] No.119538 del
I hate listening accents from asian continent.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:25:43 [Preview] No.119539 del
>>119537
His voice is inferior.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:25:52 [Preview] No.119540 del
>>119536
Possum goes through more then me, I mean we call him a garlic hungry animal degenerate while all you lot do is point out the facts with me
t. Monaro


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:26:11 [Preview] No.119541 del
>>119537
Possum looks like iDubbz


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:26:12 [Preview] No.119542 del
>>119537
I won't get that time back.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:30:37 [Preview] No.119543 del
Weber forces me to bathe in his clam shell pool


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:32:27 [Preview] No.119544 del
>>119543
Did he make you wash your penis with open clams, knowing that at any moment they would slam shut?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:32:37 [Preview] No.119545 del
>>119543
Have you reflected on any of the prior posts?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:33:43 [Preview] No.119546 del
>>119544
>wash your penis with open clams, knowing that at any moment they would slam shut
kek


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:34:17 [Preview] No.119547 del
>>119531
*whore posts pussy*
>looks dry


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:36:32 [Preview] No.119548 del
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>>119518
>Dan seems to be doing very nicely out of this


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:39:25 [Preview] No.119550 del
>>119548
I was talking to a guy at work this morning who's missus is on the pandemic crisis board thing here in SA. The powers that be are absolutely shitting themselves about people going crazy in the coming weeks and a complete loss of law and order.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:41:41 [Preview] No.119551 del
>>119550
>The powers that be are absolutely shitting themselves about people going crazy in the coming weeks and a complete loss of law and order.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:41:52 [Preview] No.119552 del
>>119550
My arse will keep the peace


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:44:26 [Preview] No.119554 del
>>119553
True. Once mass unemployment, hunger, and/or boredom set in, you will see some crazy shit start to happen.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:45:28 [Preview] No.119555 del
fuck it, i'm getting some plonk


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:46:28 [Preview] No.119556 del


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:46:37 [Preview] No.119557 del
>>119554
I bet we won't.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:46:54 [Preview] No.119558 del
>>119555
You plonker.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:47:17 [Preview] No.119559 del
>>119554
>you will see some crazy shit start to happen.
With a internship like this one, it will be less likely


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:47:41 [Preview] No.119560 del
>>119559
*partnership


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:48:56 [Preview] No.119561 del
>>119559
>internship


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:49:55 [Preview] No.119562 del
Got a bottle of Johnny Green from Mr Murphy.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:50:19 [Preview] No.119563 del
>>119561
I honestly don't why that word was chosen, if it was the spell checker or I typed it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:50:48 [Preview] No.119564 del
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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:51:50 [Preview] No.119565 del
>>119562
Scotty's handing out enough coronabux for you get johnny walker blue, yet you continue to go green.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:52:19 [Preview] No.119566 del
>>119565
I like green better than blue.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:53:36 [Preview] No.119567 del
Talcum powder


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:54:37 [Preview] No.119568 del
>>119567
Causes cancer.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:55:31 [Preview] No.119569 del
>>119556
kek, very good neet


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:57:36 [Preview] No.119570 del
I have resumed watching Cats. Another fat cat is putting on a terrible performance. A male one this time. I think this film might be anti-executive.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:59:45 [Preview] No.119571 del
>>119566
everything JW is utter shit


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 03:59:55 [Preview] No.119572 del
>>119570
Thank you for reminding to watch it. Based on your review I might go straight to the Judi scenes


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:00:09 [Preview] No.119573 del
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fuck bros


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:01:49 [Preview] No.119575 del
>>119573
Don't forget I am here for more than just plumbing if you need me.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:02:16 [Preview] No.119576 del
Had a bowl of weetbix then a meal replacement shake. That's it until 8pm tonight.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:02:47 [Preview] No.119577 del
>>119576
>That's it until 8pm tonight.
Green tea in the meantime?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:02:56 [Preview] No.119578 del
Back with my plonk bottle


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:03:49 [Preview] No.119579 del
>>119311
I remember in year 8 we went on a school trip to Echuca for a school trip and we went on a paddleboat.
>>119342
>drank a bottle of brandy
What brandy did you get?
>>119463
I'm going to go for a drive out to the bottle shop soon myself in my respirator.
25 degrees today in Shitbourne, might do a bit of uni work and then laze around.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:03:59 [Preview] No.119580 del
>>119578
Dispensed exactly as prescribed by the Dr.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:04:43 [Preview] No.119581 del
>>119580
I went to BWS


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:05:43 [Preview] No.119582 del
>>119579
>I remember in year 8 we went on a school trip to Echuca for a school trip and we went on a paddleboat.
Did you enjoy it? I have been on a few boats but never a paddle boat.

>might do a bit of uni work and then laze around.
The days almost over for me and I have done very little...


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:05:53 [Preview] No.119583 del
>>119580
And touted by the president of the united states as a game changer in fighting the corona-virus.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:06:22 [Preview] No.119584 del
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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:06:38 [Preview] No.119585 del
>>119581
The lower cast Dan.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:07:09 [Preview] No.119586 del
>>119583
Really, hmmmmmmm. I can imagine that.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:07:35 [Preview] No.119587 del
>>119584
This isn't a Dan post and I don't understand it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:07:53 [Preview] No.119588 del
>>119585
caste*


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:08:17 [Preview] No.119589 del
>>119588
Thank you kind sir.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:08:42 [Preview] No.119590 del
Possum beat me in a rap battle once.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:09:11 [Preview] No.119591 del
Did the NEET ever finish watching the Joker that he was watching in parts?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:09:29 [Preview] No.119592 del
>>119577
Green tea and water.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:09:39 [Preview] No.119593 del
>>119591
Yes, I did.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:10:04 [Preview] No.119594 del
>>119590
He was able to rhyme something with 'orange'.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:10:22 [Preview] No.119595 del
>>119593
How did you feel about the end, I was worried about that part?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:10:55 [Preview] No.119596 del
10 minutes until I can see Judi...


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:11:12 [Preview] No.119597 del
I heard Nuro talking with an American accents once.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:11:42 [Preview] No.119598 del
>>119595
It all ended quite whimsically.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.119599 del
>>119597
Not Nuro but I once talked in a pretty fluent American accent and it surprised people.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:14:45 [Preview] No.119600 del
>>119582
>The days almost over for me and I have done very little...
Good work neet


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:15:18 [Preview] No.119601 del
>>119599
Go home Seppo.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:16:40 [Preview] No.119602 del
>>119601
Not from burgerland nor do have I spent any time in America. I talked to a lot of Americans online in games when I younger and picked up their accent.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:19:18 [Preview] No.119603 del
>>119602
You have to go back.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:19:41 [Preview] No.119604 del
My arse is very important


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:20:39 [Preview] No.119605 del
Torn between wanting to blast music and not having people know I'm home.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:21:12 [Preview] No.119607 del
>>119602
You have to go black.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:21:23 [Preview] No.119608 del
>>119604
Have you considered putting a chain up there?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:26:39 [Preview] No.119610 del
https://dailystormer.su/brenton-tarrant-pleads-guilty-after-being-starved-and-forced-to-relinquish-his-gains/

"It’s clear that they’re starving him on purpose, mostly because they were jealous of his beefy arms and forearms, but also because they’re still salty about the mosque thing."


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:27:30 [Preview] No.119611 del
>>119604
Your arse is irrelevant.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:27:52 [Preview] No.119612 del
>>119610
I more enjoyed the theory that Tarrant is not the real one because their faces don't match up.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:31:58 [Preview] No.119613 del
>>119493
They encouraged people to hug chinks to fight racism at the chinese new year celebrations. How else could they be so far ahead of all the other states?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:33:16 [Preview] No.119614 del
Why are trying to bring them here?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:35:09 [Preview] No.119615 del
Dame Judi has arrived. My pants are still on.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:35:38 [Preview] No.119616 del
>>119614
Give it back Tyrone.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:36:35 [Preview] No.119617 del
>>119616
Just wank your wi-fi and it'll fix it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:36:53 [Preview] No.119618 del
>>119615
My fucking download paused and I had to stop it.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:37:06 [Preview] No.119619 del
>>119612
It is against the Geneva convention to deliberately starve a prisoner of war.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:38:20 [Preview] No.119620 del
>>119619
But is he the real one? Top users don't think so.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:38:54 [Preview] No.119621 del
A lot of gyrations and tail stiffening going on.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:39:45 [Preview] No.119622 del
>>119621
Judi doing much?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:40:14 [Preview] No.119623 del
>>119620
It doesn't matter. They are doing it to someone and it looks like him. He shouldn't even be on trial.

https://www.icrc.org/en/doc/war-and-law/protected-persons/prisoners-war/overview-detainees-protected-persons.htm
>POWs cannot be prosecuted for taking a direct part in hostilities. Their detention is not a form of punishment, but only aims to prevent further participation in the conflict. They must be released and repatriated without delay after the end of hostilities. The detaining power may prosecute them for possible war crimes, but not for acts of violence that are lawful under IHL.

>POWs must be treated humanely in all circumstances. They are protected against any act of violence, as well as against intimidation, insults, and public curiosity. IHL also defines minimum conditions of detention covering such issues as accommodation, food, clothing, hygiene and medical care.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:40:43 [Preview] No.119624 del
>>119613
they need a "Hug an incel" day


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:41:04 [Preview] No.119625 del
>>119622
She is just standing there in a big fur coat with a gormless look on her face.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:41:19 [Preview] No.119626 del
>>119624
They are always nicer to you when they think that you might kill them...


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:41:42 [Preview] No.119627 del
>>119623
The issue is the categorisation of whether there is a war.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:42:26 [Preview] No.119628 del
>>119625
Absolutely disgusting. I was thinking about downloading a version with 7.1 sound but if shes not doing much.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:42:51 [Preview] No.119629 del
Judi is jiving with a negro cat now.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:43:09 [Preview] No.119630 del
went shopping and went to cashies. they were all wearing masks
i asked to look at a gps in the cabinet. he got told me to please keep my distance
only store that has gone full retard


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:44:08 [Preview] No.119631 del
>>119629
Has she got a machete?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:44:57 [Preview] No.119632 del
The ballet dancer cat is very attractive but the furry connotations are going to see me keep my pants on.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:45:32 [Preview] No.119633 del
>>119631
Yes inside her vagina.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:45:43 [Preview] No.119634 del
>>119627
Military aged males crossing national borders and taking gibs and women off the inhabitants is war, undeclared or not. Nobody declares war these days.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:46:28 [Preview] No.119635 del
>>119633
Deadly Judi.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:48:51 [Preview] No.119636 del
>>119632
Furry connotations usually keep my pants off but the cats are too much like real celebrities


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:50:25 [Preview] No.119637 del
https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/customary-ihl/eng/docs/v1_cha_chapter33_rule106
>Participants in a levée en masse, namely the inhabitants of a country which has not yet been occupied who, on the approach of the enemy, spontaneously take up arms to resist the invading troops without having time to form themselves into an armed force, are considered combatants entitled to prisoner-of-war status if they carry arms openly and respect international humanitarian law. This is a long-standing rule of customary international law already recognized in the Lieber Code, the Brussels Declaration and the Hague Regulations.[17] It is also set forth in the Third Geneva Convention.[18]

The Muslims themselves transgress rule 106
>Combatants must distinguish themselves from the civilian population while they are engaged in an attack or in a military operation preparatory to an attack. If they fail to do so, they do not have the right to prisoner-of-war status.
When they attempt to occupy our nations and extract tribute.

Any sin that Tarrant has committed was already committed one hundred-fold by those whom he killed.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:51:01 [Preview] No.119638 del
>>119637
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:51:32 [Preview] No.119639 del
unreadable hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:52:48 [Preview] No.119640 del
>>119637
Fuck off you jewish Nigger
we do not talk about the cunt who killed our home here


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:54:43 [Preview] No.119641 del
>>119639
Yes of course it's complete bullshit, intended to be used by lawyers to do exactly what their bosses tell them to do. Nobody actually expects anyone to defend against it. Did the Nazis get a fair trial at Nuremburg?

>>119640
Suck my dick faggot.


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:55:51 [Preview] No.119643 del
>>119637
go back to 8cunt


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:56:05 [Preview] No.119644 del
>>119637
Stop posting this low quality nonsense. We don't tolerate it here.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.119645 del
>>119624
I'd prefer a "Fuck an incel" - of the opposite sex - day


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.119646 del
>>119641
you suck mine matey
also see >>119643


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:56:49 [Preview] No.119647 del
>>119646
<a 69
Hot!


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:57:12 [Preview] No.119648 del
>>119645
I'd prefer a "Fuck an incel" of the same sex day


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.119649 del
>>119644
Fuck off you double nigger. This is high quality analysis. You probably don't understand it.

>>119643
>>119646
Make me faggot.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.119650 del
Low quality discussions.


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:58:21 [Preview] No.119652 del
>>119650
Brainlet detected.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:58:31 [Preview] No.119653 del
At the second doctors after yesterday’s appointed was cancelled due to coronachan


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:58:31 [Preview] No.119654 del
>>119648
>>119651
I also claim that NEETs proclaimed arse


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:58:53 [Preview] No.119655 del
>>119650
SmartNEET detected


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:59:32 [Preview] No.119656 del
>>119637
Not this is the low quality posting I came here for. /s


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 04:59:43 [Preview] No.119658 del
>>119649
>High quality
All your saying is that immigrants take resources and No Shit Sherlock they do, what is your point


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:00:16 [Preview] No.119660 del
This is why I drink a lot.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:00:54 [Preview] No.119661 del
Dame Judi's cat acting is better than the rest of them. Ian McKellan was just licking water from a bowl.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:01:08 [Preview] No.119662 del
>>119658
My point is that if the Muslims are invaders then Tarrant is a POW.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:01:45 [Preview] No.119663 del
>>119649
ok
<forcibly opens Angry NEETs pants and starts sucking his benis


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:02:06 [Preview] No.119664 del
>>119662
>My point


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:02:20 [Preview] No.119665 del
>>119662
And my point is that I am a bigger victim of Tarrant than the Muslims you cuck


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:02:31 [Preview] No.119666 del
>>119664
And therefore they should feed him properly.


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:02:58 [Preview] No.119668 del
I think we need a word filter for tarrant


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:03:09 [Preview] No.119669 del
>>119664
his point is small but oh so hard


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:03:28 [Preview] No.119670 del
Tarrant was mong, what he did was wrong.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:03:40 [Preview] No.119671 del
>>119668
Fuck off Jacinta.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:04:05 [Preview] No.119672 del
>>119670
Defending an ANZAC country from invaders?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:04:17 [Preview] No.119673 del
>>119667
The average Muslim didn't get effected by Tarrant meanwhile that shit made us lost our home and made me spiral into a depression I've only now recovered fro,


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:04:27 [Preview] No.119674 del
>>119668
Monaro


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:05:12 [Preview] No.119676 del
>>119672
>ANZAC
Cringe


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:05:50 [Preview] No.119677 del
>>119676
Fuck off leddit.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:06:02 [Preview] No.119678 del
>>119672
Jesus Christ.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:06:18 [Preview] No.119679 del
>>119672
Don't be a mong.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:06:29 [Preview] No.119680 del
>>119675
I mean how do you cope with you telling yourself that you're the biggest enemy of the world constantly


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:06:41 [Preview] No.119681 del
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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:06:54 [Preview] No.119682 del
Going to make myself a cup of green tea.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:07:09 [Preview] No.119683 del
>>119637
>>119634
Yeah, but even if he is classified as a combatant, he still killed a bunch of unarmed people that weren't fighting back. So even being extremely favourable to Tarrant, he still murdered a bunch of POWs.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:07:20 [Preview] No.119684 del
>>119677
bruh you're the one sperging about muslims like an r/donald zionist


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:07:32 [Preview] No.119685 del
>>119680
>>119679
>>119678
My position for now is this. If they mistreat Tarrant then we will prosecute them for war crimes when we conquer them.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:08:16 [Preview] No.119686 del
>>119683
they were civilians now POWs, we're not in a war


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:08:27 [Preview] No.119687 del
how did a horse become prime minister of nz


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:08:41 [Preview] No.119688 del
Dame Judi was just lying down and stuck one of her legs straight up in the air.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:08:53 [Preview] No.119689 del
/ausneets/ has been particularly low quality since the virus started spreading. Now we have one of Nuro's /pol/ faggots talking about that other faggot who just made things worse for us all.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:09:05 [Preview] No.119690 del
>>119685
>My position


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:09:18 [Preview] No.119691 del
>>119683
This is the way to fight an guerilla war. The lines between civilian and combatant are blurred. Moreover he chose the first mosque for its role in recruiting jihadis. Half of those killed were not even NZ citizens.

>>119684
Act like a human being and I'll treat you like a human being.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:09:50 [Preview] No.119692 del
>>119688
Did you get your pants off


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NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:10:01 [Preview] No.119694 del
>>119685
Well I mean unless they change the law to give him the death penalty then he really isn't mistreated by the law
Though honestly though with the whole Tarrant shit what I wonder is what happened to his accomplices and how did they get off scot free


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:10:24 [Preview] No.119695 del
>>119689
Of fuck of cunt everyone you don’t like is a nuro


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:10:25 [Preview] No.119696 del
>>119686
I agree, but that is not what I am arguing. At best he murdered POWs, at worst he murdered civilians. I am saying his 'we are in a war' argument isn't going to hold up.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:10:48 [Preview] No.119697 del
>>119689
>us all


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:11:00 [Preview] No.119698 del
>>119691
I'm not a human, I'm part neanderthal


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:11:15 [Preview] No.119699 del
>>119691
This isn't /pol/.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:11:32 [Preview] No.119700 del
>>119691
>Half of those killed were not even NZ citizens.
<When this was when a foreign Cricket Team was at the Mosque
I WONDER WHY


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:12:44 [Preview] No.119702 del
>>119696
oh fair enough, honestly he should fuck off back to /pol/ as this isn't a white nationalist board, this is instead an Aboriginal Supremacist board and he should fuck off back to Europe like the white cunt he is


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:12:44 [Preview] No.119703 del
>>119695
Nice reading comprehension.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:13:08 [Preview] No.119704 del
>>119685
Cringe


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.119705 del
>If you ask me to condemn Anders Breivik, but adore Nelson Mandela, perhaps you have a mother you’d like to fuck.
Based Moldbug.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.119706 del
>>119694
Fuck off shill.

>>119696
They were not prisoners. They were invaders. Most of them were military-aged males crossing national borders in search of loot and cuddle. They were hiding amongst women and children and therefore the women and children were killed also.

>>119700
Fake news. The Bangladeshi cricket team was not there when the attack happened.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:13:50 [Preview] No.119707 del
>>119702
Fuck off you subhuman cunt.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:13:50 [Preview] No.119708 del
Extremely low quality posting happening here.


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:14:18 [Preview] No.119709 del
ALWAYS WAS
ALWAYS WILL BE
UNNA


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:14:30 [Preview] No.119710 del
>>119702
>white nationalist
And who said that I am that?


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:14:43 [Preview] No.119711 del
>>119660
You could drink a little more than that tbh


NEET 03/27/2020 (Fri) 05:14:59 [Preview] No.119712 del
>>119661
As it should be.


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