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NEET General #161 - Week Ending Edition NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:25:49 [Preview] No. 159020
What plans have you NEETs got for the weekend?

Old Thread: >>158011

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:28:07 [Preview] No.159025 del
>What plans have you NEETs got for the weekend?

None, weather is pretty dreary so might just stay home and get comfy.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:28:20 [Preview] No.159026 del
There's no reason an Exec can't be stylish, you nigger.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:28:51 [Preview] No.159027 del
Gonna spend all weekend lurking certain imageboards, looking for nudes of girls I know irl.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:29:02 [Preview] No.159028 del
None really.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:29:11 [Preview] No.159029 del
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Another thread, another haul

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:29:59 [Preview] No.159030 del
I am going to do the supermarket shopping first thing tomorrow and then seek out a cooked breakfast for the first time in months.
Might take the Vette out on Sunday and see how sideways she goes in the rain.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:30:24 [Preview] No.159031 del

Having one of those too with a bowl of rice and pork belly

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:30:47 [Preview] No.159032 del
Some good looking tendies there.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:31:00 [Preview] No.159033 del
I didn't know suimin did rice crackers. Are they better than sakata?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:31:05 [Preview] No.159034 del
Which shop has those bacon bites?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:31:16 [Preview] No.159035 del
>Having one of those too with a bowl of rice and pork belly

Sounds nice

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:31:56 [Preview] No.159036 del
I've had those bacon bites before, I wasn't a fan though. I hope you enjoy them. The Steggles sweet chilli tenders are great though.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:32:11 [Preview] No.159037 del
I prefer tendies with an unseasoned crumb, and use sauce to alter the flavouring rather than get chili crumbed.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:32:41 [Preview] No.159038 del
I need to mop all the floors and sort the pantry out

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:33:55 [Preview] No.159039 del
My paternal grandparents had a walk-in pantry. I thought it was cool.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:35:07 [Preview] No.159040 del
My mother's mcmansion sort of has one, although there is not much room in there to walk around.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:35:48 [Preview] No.159041 del
That's not him, Ashley didn't post on instagram last night, hopefully she will tonight though.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:36:54 [Preview] No.159042 del
$9, 50% off

This is my 2nd pack. they are good for the price of only $2. Unsure if I've ever had the sakata brand

My local IGA

I over-seasoned them with salt

They're completely new to me

No other flavours available

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:37:39 [Preview] No.159043 del
My grandparents' one ran the full length of their kitchen and had floor-to-ceiling shelving on all sides. Old house, so really high ceilings too.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:38:09 [Preview] No.159044 del
>only $2
That is not a great price. They are only 100g.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:38:13 [Preview] No.159045 del
Avoiding university stuff and then completing it a state of agitation.

Very nice.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:38:34 [Preview] No.159046 del
Those bacon bites look nice.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:39:02 [Preview] No.159047 del
A great place to discreetly pass wind

She'd better do so

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:40:26 [Preview] No.159048 del
I'm not too bothered.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:42:56 [Preview] No.159049 del
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I saved this picture once. It has the pantry under the floor.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:43:22 [Preview] No.159050 del
>A great place to discreetly pass wind
in his later years, my grandfather would just shit his pants

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:43:52 [Preview] No.159051 del
that looks nice, but does not suit drunk cooking

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:44:15 [Preview] No.159052 del
So did mine. He was too proud to wear the adult diapers.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:45:59 [Preview] No.159053 del
Yeah it is nor very practical. Just something to impress people with.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:46:03 [Preview] No.159054 del
In this respect, I am glad dad died 12 years ago. I remember him trying to tell his old man he had shit himself and to get in the bath and the associated bullshit. Not something I hope to experience.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:46:13 [Preview] No.159055 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:47:48 [Preview] No.159056 del
"let me just carry this case of wine down a spiral staircase with no hand rail..."

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:48:36 [Preview] No.159057 del
Yes, the people with money for kitchen like this don't actually know how to cook.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:50:58 [Preview] No.159058 del
Imagine forgetting to close the glass 'door' during the day then stumbling around at night and falling to your death into a fucking pantry...

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:53:16 [Preview] No.159059 del
It probably screeches while the door is open. The old pubs in Adelaide with cellar doors behind the front bar all have screamers so bar tenders don't fall down them.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:54:26 [Preview] No.159060 del
I have seen a few gifs of people falling down holes in the floor left open behind bars.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.159061 del
Just got one of those mystery chink calls, where an unrecognised number calls your mobile and you get a recording of some chink woman speaking chinkanese.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:54:43 [Preview] No.159062 del
Smashed a good 200 to 300g of pork belly with some rice. Food and goon coma incoming

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:56:01 [Preview] No.159063 del
>200 to 300g
Those are amateur numbers.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 04:57:23 [Preview] No.159064 del
A cellar door behind a bar is one thing but putting it in the middle of a room is just retarded architecture

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:00:36 [Preview] No.159065 del
Modern houses, especially the fancy ones, are complete architectural masturbation.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:16:31 [Preview] No.159066 del
That's an entree you scrawny neetlet. You can use the word 'smash' when you're eating kilos, not grams.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:18:51 [Preview] No.159067 del
Won $43 on the powerball last night, I've won something 6 weeks in a row now.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:19:47 [Preview] No.159068 del
Now now gentleman, we musn't be too hard on our executive apprentices.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:19:59 [Preview] No.159069 del
lads where can i get prescriptions without going to the doc, searched all of the darknet can't get what i need. im not some junkie btw its really medical and my gp won't prescribe it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:20:20 [Preview] No.159070 del
That's alright. I won nothing last night. First ticket purchase in about 6 or 7 weeks.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:20:28 [Preview] No.159071 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:21:39 [Preview] No.159072 del
Instant Scripts, instantscripts.com.au, will get you a prescription without consultation, but whatever you're after probably isn't available.
What are you after exactly?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:23:36 [Preview] No.159073 del
yep familiar with them sadly they don't have it. atropine eye drops, i have horrible eye floaters and heaps of people say it helps, they use it n kids with myopia, cunt of a doc won't prescribe it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.159075 del
Defrosting some beef sausages. Going to make curried sausages and mix it in with some lentils and black beans.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:27:45 [Preview] No.159076 del
Adverse reactions to atropine include ventricular fibrillation, supraventricular or ventricular tachycardia, dizziness, nausea, blurred vision, loss of balance, dilated pupils, photophobia, dry mouth and potentially extreme confusion, deliriant hallucinations, and excitation
Most of available ampules are carried on sulfate which can cause histamine release and anaphylaxis
Because of the hallucinogenic properties, some have used the drug recreationally, though this is potentially dangerous and often unpleasant

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:29:07 [Preview] No.159077 del
also why are you asking a GP? An optometersist could prescribe it if required for an eye issue

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:30:31 [Preview] No.159079 del
What exactly did the doctor say?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:31:25 [Preview] No.159080 del
swear word

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.159081 del
or whatever a proper eye doctor is called. opthamologist

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:31:38 [Preview] No.159082 del
yeh its not the smartest thing to do self medicating but if they give it to little kids i mean could be thaaat bad.

yeh i should i've been to countless optometrists without any solution. if i can't find a way to get it myself thats what ill do

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:32:53 [Preview] No.159083 del
ask for a referral to an opthamologist or occular surgeon

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:33:28 [Preview] No.159084 del
think he was offended, i was pretty polite and he just dismissed it cus he's the professional and nows everything

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:36:11 [Preview] No.159085 del
yeh thanks will do, doubt they'd bulk bill fuark

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:36:23 [Preview] No.159086 del
one thing some steroid users have reported is that they tell their GP they'll do it anyway if they say no, and play on their emotions that way. Better to do something medically supervised than at home illegally. Might work?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:37:17 [Preview] No.159087 del
mine got me a medicare discount for regular consultations by way of the referral. $50 vs $160 or whatever.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:40:11 [Preview] No.159088 del
>i have horrible eye floaters
Me too. I just had to get used to them. Don't look at the sky or blank walls.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:40:37 [Preview] No.159089 del
An ophthalmologist is a physician specializing in the eye. An optometrist is just a technician.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:40:46 [Preview] No.159090 del
This, but with opiods.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:41:59 [Preview] No.159091 del
I only get them if I let my eyes go out of focus.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:42:21 [Preview] No.159092 del
I've got $80 of books sitting in my basket. Not sure if I should get them.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:42:46 [Preview] No.159093 del
will you read them? if so, do it

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:43:35 [Preview] No.159094 del
>I just had to get used to them.
lucky. i've read people can just tune them out completely and only notice them if they focus on them. in my case they've only gotten progressively worse.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:44:47 [Preview] No.159095 del
What books? Hva bøker? ¿Qué libros?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:49:28 [Preview] No.159096 del
General Chemistry - Linus Pauling
Quantum Theory - David Bohm

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:51:10 [Preview] No.159097 del
Big brain NEET.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:55:12 [Preview] No.159098 del
If he had a truly big brain he'd download them instead of wasting neetbux on them.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:55:23 [Preview] No.159099 del
Gonna learn about quarks?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:56:40 [Preview] No.159100 del
Mallard quarks.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 05:59:33 [Preview] No.159101 del
Arse quarks

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:01:12 [Preview] No.159102 del
Arse gluons

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:05:30 [Preview] No.159103 del
Weber is building a large hadron collider out of arses.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:06:15 [Preview] No.159104 del
Be careful with the electric bike, goon and the cops, I've heard of people getting done for drink driving while on electric bikes or bikes with engines on them through some legal loophole where they treat it like riding a motorbike.
I went to school with people who were unironically like this.
If you're having thoughts like that, stop carrying a knife around.
I tend to dislike them.
Looks a like something mummybot used to cook a lot when I was little, she'd get green peas and ham and cook it on a pan with a cream sauce and then serve it with penne pasta.
Good to see you're alive and kicking Weber.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, been trying to focus on uni more lately and took a break from the board, I come back and people are posting pictures of their cocks and talking about ducks in every second post, I expected better from you NEETs.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:07:39 [Preview] No.159105 del
> through some legal loophole where they treat it like riding a motorbike.
in SA you can get done for DUI riding in a shopping trolley. Anything with wheels basically.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:08:03 [Preview] No.159106 del
There is nothing wrong with NEET bulge discussion and/or exhibition.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:09:08 [Preview] No.159107 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.159108 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:12:13 [Preview] No.159109 del
I think you mean CHOO

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:13:52 [Preview] No.159110 del
Is bulknutrients NEET here?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:14:28 [Preview] No.159111 del
Is bulknutrients NEET here?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:14:51 [Preview] No.159112 del
That shouldn't have double posted. Not sure why that happened.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:14:54 [Preview] No.159113 del
Is bulknutrients NEET here?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:15:34 [Preview] No.159114 del
Is bulknutrients NEET here?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:15:45 [Preview] No.159115 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:15:51 [Preview] No.159116 del
Is bulknutrients NEET here?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:16:08 [Preview] No.159117 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.159118 del
Okay, so it's not me then.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:17:10 [Preview] No.159119 del
Okay, so it's not me then.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:17:12 [Preview] No.159120 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:17:55 [Preview] No.159121 del
If you are only (You)'d once then it is just some neets having a laugh.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:17:57 [Preview] No.159122 del
What's the rocky road and vanilla maple thermowhey stuff like?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.159123 del
What's the rocky road and vanilla maple thermowhey stuff like?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:18:37 [Preview] No.159124 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:18:55 [Preview] No.159125 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:19:11 [Preview] No.159126 del
I have not tried them m8. I have never tried any of the thermowhey.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:19:44 [Preview] No.159127 del
I'll buy a kilo of each this time around. Thanks mate.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:19:51 [Preview] No.159128 del
Are you nice and bulky? 🍆💧

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:20:17 [Preview] No.159129 del
What one do you buy?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:20:18 [Preview] No.159130 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:21:10 [Preview] No.159131 del
Get an advanced payment from Cenno and buy 5kg tubs

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:21:26 [Preview] No.159132 del
Nuro asked a taxi driver where the ducks at the pond go during the winter once.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:22:52 [Preview] No.159133 del
Mallard quacks

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:22:59 [Preview] No.159134 del
Before or after crashing into his car?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:23:18 [Preview] No.159135 del
The dishes were covered in mould, so I have transferred some to the back yard to blast with the pressure washer.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:23:21 [Preview] No.159136 del
I have bought the Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Concentrate, and Protein Matrix. In my opinion Whey Protein Isolate tastes best. The other two are okay tasting. Salted Caramel is my favourite flavour. I have had vanilla and chocolate in the past. They are okay.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:26:47 [Preview] No.159137 del
I want to buy powdered kfc isolate.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:28:17 [Preview] No.159138 del
I'm still trying out the flavours. I'll be getting 1kg of the choc honeycomb, cookies and cream, peppermint slice, salted caramel and iced coffee.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:30:19 [Preview] No.159139 del
I have now filled the sink with boiling water and vinegar to soak for a while.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:33:44 [Preview] No.159140 del
Good luck. Let us know how you go.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:36:06 [Preview] No.159141 del
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Can you still buy tomatoes and stuff on the dark web? Asking for a friend.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:37:22 [Preview] No.159142 del
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Me and my m8 got snapped by that photographer last weekend.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:37:26 [Preview] No.159143 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:38:33 [Preview] No.159144 del
Don't forget to wash your Penis

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:38:52 [Preview] No.159145 del
Of course.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:39:15 [Preview] No.159146 del
Looking good. How much does he charge?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:41:07 [Preview] No.159148 del
You need to put a Pepe sticker on the front grey bit of your bike.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:41:13 [Preview] No.159149 del
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I think like $15, I don't like my particular photo, I look chunky wearing two pairs of pants and a thick hoodie under my normal jacket

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:44:09 [Preview] No.159150 del
>I look chunky
Yeah I did think that but didn't want to say anything. It is not a great angle. The bike looks compacted too.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:44:34 [Preview] No.159151 del
VIC has similarly strict laws.
It was an excessive level of bulge discussion.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:45:11 [Preview] No.159152 del
How cold was it? And do you have jeans in different sizes so you can wear two pairs at once?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:45:35 [Preview] No.159153 del
It's a smallish bike, compared to bigboi bikes.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:45:52 [Preview] No.159154 del
What is that dragging on the ground under your bike?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:46:01 [Preview] No.159155 del
>excessive level of bulge discussion
There is no such thing.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:47:23 [Preview] No.159156 del
It was pretty nippy, around 15c, my riding jeans are size 38, got a pair of size 36 jogger pants on underneath.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 06:48:25 [Preview] No.159157 del
Fuel overfill hose, basically leaks a bit of fuel out if you overfill the tank.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:01:02 [Preview] No.159158 del
Payment error keeps happening with bulknutrients and I've tried three different browsers. I'll try on Monday.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:11:53 [Preview] No.159160 del
I hope you don't end with three shipments of bulknutrients

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:13:52 [Preview] No.159163 del
Going to have a kip. See you NEETs in 1-24 hours.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:13:58 [Preview] No.159164 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:15:09 [Preview] No.159165 del
You didn't listen to them all.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:19:13 [Preview] No.159167 del
A vocaroo catch-up, how novel. Very well done. You started to sound like NK towards the end.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:20:22 [Preview] No.159168 del
They shouldn't be tucking in T-shirts at all.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:24:14 [Preview] No.159169 del
My brutha

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.159170 del
Mallard grease.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:29:46 [Preview] No.159171 del
Greased Mallard.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:34:09 [Preview] No.159172 del
You need to find a Pajeet Medical Center that hands out what you need.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:36:05 [Preview] No.159173 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:40:39 [Preview] No.159174 del
Big poo

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:43:04 [Preview] No.159175 del
Downloaded Wallstreet and Wallstreet 2.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:43:38 [Preview] No.159176 del
Universities libraries also offer some copies online and if you were a student recently you can still get access to their online catalogue.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:46:36 [Preview] No.159177 del
Well downloaded.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:50:15 [Preview] No.159178 del
>tfw no one to talk about my problems with

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:50:22 [Preview] No.159179 del
I loaded them all up and went through them viewing the posts of the ones that interested me.

How will you without the chair?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:51:03 [Preview] No.159180 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:51:27 [Preview] No.159181 del
later m8

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:51:39 [Preview] No.159182 del
Haha, fucking hilarious.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:53:13 [Preview] No.159183 del
Hey cunts. On a road trip From the Sunshine Coast to Brissy to collect some struts and tires for my Lancia. Then driving back.

How we all doin ??

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:53:25 [Preview] No.159184 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.159185 del
Good day Nuro, getting ready for bed soon.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:54:44 [Preview] No.159186 del
>What plans have you NEETs got for the weekend?
To waddle in my woes.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:54:49 [Preview] No.159187 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.159188 del
Have you tried wanking while talking to LifeLine?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:55:10 [Preview] No.159189 del
Well reply bantered.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:55:16 [Preview] No.159190 del
With a rejuvenation therapy?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:55:32 [Preview] No.159191 del
Spill it all out to the gen m8.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:57:57 [Preview] No.159192 del
I've tried before.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:58:47 [Preview] No.159193 del
vocaroo it

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:59:41 [Preview] No.159194 del
>the chair?
The chair is still there.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 07:59:48 [Preview] No.159195 del
I am going to watch tv for a hwile and then go to bed

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.159198 del
Spicy korean chicken for dindins, going to have a spicy arse in the morning.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:02:58 [Preview] No.159199 del
Were we unsympathetic to your problems?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:05:23 [Preview] No.159202 del
Happy viewing

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:05:32 [Preview] No.159203 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.159205 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:07:20 [Preview] No.159206 del
What are you eating?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:07:26 [Preview] No.159207 del
25mg of seroquel down the hatch. Hoping for an early night's sleep

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:08:35 [Preview] No.159208 del
Already eaten it, but it's basically this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pr7xRaybM-w [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:08:36 [Preview] No.159209 del
You monster.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:09:03 [Preview] No.159210 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:12:54 [Preview] No.159214 del
You are eating different flavours in the same session? You are a madman.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:14:03 [Preview] No.159216 del
It's raining and really comfy. Listening to some synthwave tonight.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:14:23 [Preview] No.159217 del
Passive sociopathy.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:14:57 [Preview] No.159219 del
Everything is cold and damp I hate this weather I might move to the tropics one day get away from the cold.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:18:31 [Preview] No.159221 del
Is there anything to do on tor besides illegal pornography and underage tomatoes?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:19:36 [Preview] No.159222 del
About to do my online woolies shop. Anyone need anything?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:21:14 [Preview] No.159224 del
30kg of arse and pussy.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:21:57 [Preview] No.159225 del
Copy of Battletoads please

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:21:58 [Preview] No.159226 del
1/2 head of cabbage please.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:23:46 [Preview] No.159229 del
You need to master the Speech to Text on your phone like I do.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:25:06 [Preview] No.159230 del
You need to master pissing in your mouth like I do.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:25:25 [Preview] No.159232 del
What a negative thing to say.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:26:59 [Preview] No.159233 del
You should shut up.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:33:16 [Preview] No.159239 del
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I wish the voca fags would go back to discord.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:33:41 [Preview] No.159240 del
>tfw severe takeaway addiction

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:34:00 [Preview] No.159241 del
Fuck off.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:35:52 [Preview] No.159243 del
This vocaroo posting makes me realise I hate my voice, it sounds a lot deeper when I talk normally but hearing a recording of it is bad.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:37:13 [Preview] No.159244 del
Feel too fat to be in public

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:37:53 [Preview] No.159245 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:40:51 [Preview] No.159246 del
I did not mean to imply any negativity, just that it is strange.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:44:18 [Preview] No.159250 del
Evangelion reference.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.159252 del
Feel free to be fat in public.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:46:14 [Preview] No.159253 del
On my phones keyboard there is a microphone icon and when I open it up everything I say is put on the screen.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:56:59 [Preview] No.159255 del
Oh fuck off nofun

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:57:37 [Preview] No.159257 del
Wondering how 6XLs went?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:58:01 [Preview] No.159258 del
Are we going to get a wanking noises vocaroo?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.159259 del
You're NoFun as well.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:59:14 [Preview] No.159260 del
I haven't put it on. I am still wearing the 5XL. I am going to go on a diet, I am going to get this one to fit again. I will not make the transition. I WILL NOT.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 08:59:52 [Preview] No.159262 del
Start making cabbage stews.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:00:23 [Preview] No.159263 del
Good luck. I wish you well.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.159264 del
That was too over the top.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:01:27 [Preview] No.159265 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:01:46 [Preview] No.159266 del
Poo the weight away. One shot glass poo at a time.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:02:09 [Preview] No.159267 del
Good luck m80

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:02:38 [Preview] No.159268 del
See (You) soon!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:02:42 [Preview] No.159269 del
I bet it's always "one last big binge" at the end of every week.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:06:57 [Preview] No.159270 del
Im going to watch jerry seinfelds new comedy special i will tell you NEETs how it goes.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:07:30 [Preview] No.159271 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:07:52 [Preview] No.159272 del
How'd it go?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:10:29 [Preview] No.159274 del
I watched the first few minutes of it and it's not bad.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:10:38 [Preview] No.159275 del
You sound like such a mong.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:10:47 [Preview] No.159276 del
All correct.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:11:34 [Preview] No.159279 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:12:13 [Preview] No.159280 del
Nasty cunt.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:14:06 [Preview] No.159282 del
That was a bit rude of me. Sorry neet. I didn't think before posting that.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:14:48 [Preview] No.159283 del
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>still haven't gotten around to seeing seinfeld, probably too bigoted from years of /pol/ to be able to enjoy it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:15:10 [Preview] No.159285 del
I'm not a kiwi. I'm running through an Australian IP which shows up as New Zealand here.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:16:12 [Preview] No.159287 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.159291 del
Low quality joke inbound:

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:23:41 [Preview] No.159293 del
I've finished watching Star Trek TNG, watched a few Voyager episodes, not bad so far.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:23:54 [Preview] No.159294 del
Really enjoyed your audio replies. The 4X Dry is preety gud/10

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:24:42 [Preview] No.159295 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:27:22 [Preview] No.159299 del
the mystery chink callers are spam trawling for chinks to buy lucky penis enlargening medicine made of bat shit.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:27:34 [Preview] No.159300 del
I was thinking we could use whore's forehead for displaying NasBoong propaganda after the day of the spear.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:28:13 [Preview] No.159301 del
Nuro confessed he is Korean and that is why he hates the Chinese so much once.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:30:28 [Preview] No.159303 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:30:42 [Preview] No.159304 del
Well joked.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:31:29 [Preview] No.159305 del
Voyager is okay. Deep Space 9 is better.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:33:37 [Preview] No.159306 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.159307 del
HP is best

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:35:36 [Preview] No.159308 del
I will get around to watching deep space 9, I'm gonna watch them all.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:38:00 [Preview] No.159309 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:39:40 [Preview] No.159310 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:39:57 [Preview] No.159311 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.159313 del
Pungent, eye watering, nose stinging fart.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:47:07 [Preview] No.159314 del
Stop sniffing my underpants neet

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:48:08 [Preview] No.159315 del
One of my torrents has uploaded 450gb.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:48:31 [Preview] No.159316 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:48:38 [Preview] No.159317 del
Waking up from the nap was a mistake. I'm going back to sleep

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:48:53 [Preview] No.159318 del
I've got a picture.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:49:03 [Preview] No.159319 del
Don't wake up.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:49:22 [Preview] No.159320 del
Post it!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:49:25 [Preview] No.159321 del
Of my arse?!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:49:51 [Preview] No.159322 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:49:58 [Preview] No.159323 del
Goodnight mate.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:50:41 [Preview] No.159324 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:50:55 [Preview] No.159325 del
What was it?

Only time I have a lot of my seedbox is when something is old and I am the only seeder.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:52:17 [Preview] No.159326 del
All the How Its Made episodes. The ratio is only 7.26 for it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:53:34 [Preview] No.159327 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:54:51 [Preview] No.159328 del
Did that NEET make his curried sausages?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.159329 del
That was me. I did and have already had two bowls of it. I boiled up some black beans and lentils to have with it. I am looking forward to making pancakes tomorrow for breakfast again. This time they will be chocolate chip and banana ones.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:00:28 [Preview] No.159330 del
Monaro said he never seeds torrents once.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:01:18 [Preview] No.159331 del
I made cabbage.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:02:33 [Preview] No.159332 del
Soy free?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:03:44 [Preview] No.159333 del
I downloaded that series a while ago but didn't watch it further than a few episodes. I should redownload it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:04:32 [Preview] No.159334 del
I've got a fast internet connection with unlimited data.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:05:20 [Preview] No.159335 del
I prefer to stay nameless thank you very much.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:05:36 [Preview] No.159336 del
it was good, not the best but i still laughed quite a few times.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:07:05 [Preview] No.159337 del
I will get the seedbox onto it tomorrow.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:07:24 [Preview] No.159338 del

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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:07:59 [Preview] No.159340 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:09:33 [Preview] No.159341 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.159343 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:31:31 [Preview] No.159346 del
No one commented on the dakimakura special I posted today. If you pay $80 USD a month it comes with an onaholes too.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:33:11 [Preview] No.159347 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:53:05 [Preview] No.159348 del

this post is purely a fuck you at povoNEET for attempting to give me shit for buying decent footwear

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:55:09 [Preview] No.159349 del
Free shipping too.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:56:34 [Preview] No.159350 del
That is good wear for 4 years. You are right to pay the extra for quality and a longer lifespan.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:57:40 [Preview] No.159351 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:58:12 [Preview] No.159352 del
Old ones still have plenty of life left in them.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:58:30 [Preview] No.159353 del
My running shows have last about 1.5 years and I want to stretch that further. You have done well getting your shoes to last long.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 10:59:54 [Preview] No.159354 del
Yeah,the soles are the only worn bit,I'll keep them for bushwalks.
They have started to stink a bit though

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:01:32 [Preview] No.159355 del
You can get tea tree powder to put in them from Chemist Warehouse but don't breathe it in.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:02:10 [Preview] No.159356 del
swear word

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:02:58 [Preview] No.159357 del
I'll give that a look,cheers

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:03:55 [Preview] No.159359 del
Giv'em a blast with some glen20, it will remove the stink.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:03:55 [Preview] No.159360 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:06:41 [Preview] No.159361 del
It has an okay smell to it. But it's probably like that Johnson and Johnson baby powder where that woman got breast cancer from it from using it daily for 20 years.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:08:56 [Preview] No.159362 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:10:22 [Preview] No.159363 del
Good night mate.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:11:40 [Preview] No.159364 del
G'night jedigookgirlNEET
You will never convert me to the yellow side

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.159365 del
Gook night. That is the ugliest one you have posted so far.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:13:16 [Preview] No.159366 del
Sega Genesis vs Super Nintendo

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:14:29 [Preview] No.159367 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:15:53 [Preview] No.159368 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:17:36 [Preview] No.159369 del
I tied a knot in my prolapsed anus.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:18:13 [Preview] No.159370 del
After a week alright,5 days without a drink whisky tastes like the Gods own nectar

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:18:23 [Preview] No.159371 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:18:37 [Preview] No.159372 del
You did knot.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:18:39 [Preview] No.159373 del
Will it stop the leak?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:18:52 [Preview] No.159374 del
Wrong move you should have stuffed it back in.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:19:10 [Preview] No.159375 del
Sega MegaDrive II

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:19:45 [Preview] No.159376 del
The goon tax becomes stronger the less you drink and the more you drink. No one escapes!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:19:52 [Preview] No.159377 del
I'm going to fart on you.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:20:33 [Preview] No.159378 del
Any of you mongs have a Sega Master System?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:21:13 [Preview] No.159379 del
The gnomes will help him with that.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:21:19 [Preview] No.159380 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:21:48 [Preview] No.159381 del
I intend to empty the bottle my Lord

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:21:53 [Preview] No.159382 del
moderately bantered.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:22:50 [Preview] No.159383 del
Gotta go fast

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2VlpTFlSlo [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:24:03 [Preview] No.159384 del
Thankee kindly, a moderately bantered is worth 5/7 of a vile in todays economy

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:38:26 [Preview] No.159385 del
Had a shower. Now I'm nice and clean.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:41:38 [Preview] No.159386 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:42:35 [Preview] No.159387 del
God natt mine venn. Søte drømmer.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:45:43 [Preview] No.159388 del
G'night m8

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:46:01 [Preview] No.159389 del
>nice and clean.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:47:05 [Preview] No.159390 del
There are some stains that never scrub out.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:53:14 [Preview] No.159391 del
my arses dimensions are causing disturbing quantum fluctuations

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 11:54:50 [Preview] No.159392 del
My arse is petitioning for joint custody of the kids.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:14:37 [Preview] No.159393 del
my arse has seen things that would rock your world

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:17:39 [Preview] No.159394 del
I am going to ask a nasty,disturbing and troublesome question.
Which two (2) NEETs have the biggest arses?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:31:22 [Preview] No.159395 del
The two fat ones.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:32:06 [Preview] No.159396 del
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I am into the reddit memes again.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:34:25 [Preview] No.159397 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:35:07 [Preview] No.159398 del
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I can relate to this one.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:35:45 [Preview] No.159399 del
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Another right on one.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:37:06 [Preview] No.159400 del
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My boy Big Mallo might relate to this one. He has made remarks along these lines before.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:42:09 [Preview] No.159401 del
M8, you're gonna overdose

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:42:59 [Preview] No.159402 del
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I can't stop.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:43:51 [Preview] No.159403 del
You're a fucking junkie m8

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:43:58 [Preview] No.159404 del
Soldier had good handwriting.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:46:49 [Preview] No.159405 del
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I relate to this one big time.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:47:09 [Preview] No.159406 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:48:07 [Preview] No.159407 del
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Last one.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:48:44 [Preview] No.159409 del
Reasonably bantered.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:50:29 [Preview] No.159410 del
Would you believe I am the soldier?
And Nuro is the arab?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:51:26 [Preview] No.159411 del
Nuro is of pure aryan stock.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:52:52 [Preview] No.159412 del
Top kek.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:52:57 [Preview] No.159413 del
I heard he has been "fully stocked" by pure aryans a few times.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:53:57 [Preview] No.159414 del
What's a good website to find apprenticeship offerings?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:57:40 [Preview] No.159416 del
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I'm trying to get out of that industry.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:57:58 [Preview] No.159417 del
>forgot to unselect spoiler button

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 12:59:01 [Preview] No.159418 del
Kek, nah, it worked better that way

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:00:33 [Preview] No.159420 del
Enormous thighs stuck together. Distended obese stomach resting on thighs. What an existence. Wew.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:01:41 [Preview] No.159421 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:02:28 [Preview] No.159422 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:03:08 [Preview] No.159423 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:04:29 [Preview] No.159424 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:05:13 [Preview] No.159425 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:05:39 [Preview] No.159426 del
that would have been a great post

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:06:59 [Preview] No.159427 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:07:26 [Preview] No.159428 del
>tfw great shame

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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:08:22 [Preview] No.159430 del
I don't get why people are scared of clowns. They just look lame to me.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:09:10 [Preview] No.159431 del
A clown tried to cuddle me once.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:10:00 [Preview] No.159432 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:12:43 [Preview] No.159433 del
It's ok, everyone poops their pants now and again. It's only something to be ashamed of if you're over the age of 3.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:13:38 [Preview] No.159434 del
I pooped in nuros pants tho

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:16:48 [Preview] No.159435 del
>tfw that NEET thought you pooped your pants but you really pooped in nuros pants

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:17:07 [Preview] No.159436 del
Now that's what we in the business call B A S E D

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:19:24 [Preview] No.159437 del
Tbh I'm fairly sure the whole board has pooped in nuros pants at one time or another.
We are a pretty BASED bunch of NEETs though,

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:23:59 [Preview] No.159438 del
Oh, I have been reliably informed several fucking times in fact that there is now fuck all to no meth left in most aus cities.
Dunno if this makes it safer or riskier for NEETs in bad areas but might be worth considering.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:26:23 [Preview] No.159439 del
I have gone 27 hours without any food. I am hoping to go three days. There are meant to be health benefits to fasting. It is not just for weight loss.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:27:30 [Preview] No.159440 del
I saw a news article on the ABC saying that.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:27:52 [Preview] No.159441 del
My town is fucked then.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:29:06 [Preview] No.159442 del
Not to make you paranoid m8, but keep high security for a few weeks,seriously.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:40:56 [Preview] No.159443 del
I have dexies. All I need now is a harem of meth whores willing to worship my neetstick in return for chemical stimulants.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:49:55 [Preview] No.159444 del
I could give you phone numbers m8

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:50:55 [Preview] No.159445 del
>In the land of no meth the dexie NEET is King

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:55:09 [Preview] No.159446 del
I'm into scatterbrained waifish blondes, if you know any.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 13:57:04 [Preview] No.159447 del
Yes, but they are crackwhores

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:17:44 [Preview] No.159448 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:27:48 [Preview] No.159449 del
A magnificent creature.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:29:49 [Preview] No.159450 del
One of my chair supports has broken but there is still an intact one on the other side and I think the chair's structural integrity will last a few months longer. When it starts to wobble it will be time to retire it from service.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:51:57 [Preview] No.159451 del
I fucked a dog.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:52:37 [Preview] No.159452 del
Why didn't you just wank it off like a normal person?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 14:53:22 [Preview] No.159453 del
Because I fucked it.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 15:00:29 [Preview] No.159454 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 15:14:59 [Preview] No.159455 del
I've never been.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 15:16:03 [Preview] No.159456 del
You should go some day.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 15:18:26 [Preview] No.159457 del
Okay, I'll save up some money and go.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 18:22:14 [Preview] No.159458 del
Sudden aboriginal ejaculation

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 18:23:23 [Preview] No.159459 del
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Fuck in cunt

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 18:23:55 [Preview] No.159460 del
I wanna suck in her fat black tits and crush my dick in her bum

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 19:39:24 [Preview] No.159462 del
I can tell from the wear pattern that your gait is almost dead straight. Impressive.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:47:59 [Preview] No.159463 del
I've only seen her forehead covered in white power.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:50:54 [Preview] No.159464 del
You eat like a king.
I wish you posted more pics.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:51:57 [Preview] No.159465 del
>I can tell from the wear pattern that your gape is almost dead straight. Impressive.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:52:17 [Preview] No.159466 del
I don't understand this name.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:58:00 [Preview] No.159467 del
I signed up a guy yesterday in a gookgf bat girl anime t shirt. I landed a few subtle innuendos, to see if he would respond. I mentioned NEETlyfe, and tendies, he doesn't drink so I couldn't Dan-ify him. His dad kept going on about 'back in my day' and then went on about riding bikes and playing in a creek and tried to sell the coworker I'm training a drumkit. I wonder where all these sensitive NEETs go.
This is still not a response to your dukimura

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:58:43 [Preview] No.159468 del
The old ones look fine. There was no need to buy new ones.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 20:59:53 [Preview] No.159469 del
SNES, hands down.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:03:26 [Preview] No.159470 del
I relate to this one.
I have made remarks along these lines.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:04:39 [Preview] No.159471 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:07:49 [Preview] No.159472 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:08:04 [Preview] No.159473 del
Good in the long term but very worrying short term.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:08:17 [Preview] No.159474 del
Good morning NEET

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:08:37 [Preview] No.159475 del
What was his disability? Autism?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:09:48 [Preview] No.159476 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:10:19 [Preview] No.159477 del
Yeah, on paper at least.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:11:56 [Preview] No.159478 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:12:19 [Preview] No.159479 del
I thought so.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:26:07 [Preview] No.159480 del
Sup baby, you're up early.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:27:59 [Preview] No.159481 del
A dream transitioned into anxious thoughts and memories and I couldn't get back to sleep in such a state so I got up. I will have to go back to bed and get my missed sleep a bit later in the day.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:50:01 [Preview] No.159482 del
Great morning. Laying in bed, wrapped in blanket. Some light rain falling. Very comfy

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:52:12 [Preview] No.159483 del
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Great morning, sounds nice.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:55:20 [Preview] No.159484 del
What are you doing today?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 21:55:49 [Preview] No.159485 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:02:59 [Preview] No.159486 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:03:07 [Preview] No.159487 del
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Hello /ausneets/. Hope your day is going well

I'm a bernd from end/kc/ and wanted to ask if you guys wanted to tag along for something we're making. We are currently doing a scramble for Africa atm and I am taking requests for nations, colonies and kingdoms to add.

I preemptively added you guys in East Africa but was told to change the name to UNNA kingdom instead. idk. let me know what you guys think of it

The thread and post is happening here >>>/kc/36886/

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:04:54 [Preview] No.159488 del
Can I join you in your nothing?
I'll be there before lunch.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:05:43 [Preview] No.159489 del
We will take the congo too.
Thank you.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:08:49 [Preview] No.159490 del
Yes definitely. Come over.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:09:43 [Preview] No.159491 del
We also want those countries around lake victoria. I saw an episode of top gear that went there, and they look like a fine place to have a plantation.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:11:30 [Preview] No.159492 del
Pressing space prior to clicking on the text box turns spoiler on and off.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:12:04 [Preview] No.159493 del
It doesn't do it now..?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:13:02 [Preview] No.159494 del
Cool, see you later this morning.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:13:03 [Preview] No.159495 del
It was working for me. Interesting.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:13:10 [Preview] No.159496 del
>Can I join you in your nothing?
Sure thing

I'll add that too

>We will take the congo too.

haha Brazil tried to claim that earlier.

Not even a day passed and we're already fighting for territories. Just like old times

Lemme see what I can do. You can also post in the thread and I'll add it.

So far I have suggestions from
>Denmark - Nekor Fiefdom
>Hungary - Magyarab Oligarchy
>Canada - Omani Kingdom
>Russia - Prester John kingdom
>Brazil - Kongo Kingdom, Guinea-Bissau, Annobón, Cape Verde, Angola, Congo (two Republics, one of them Democratic), Gabon and Cabinda. Basically the most claimed places

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:13:36 [Preview] No.159497 del
We already have Ethiopia, they have castles.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:16:52 [Preview] No.159498 del
Okay. What time do you think you will be here? Don't come too soon I need to do a few things first.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:18:25 [Preview] No.159499 del
Traveling great distances and taking over continents, where does it end?

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:20:29 [Preview] No.159501 del
Actually I looked at the map and you already kinda have it. You're around Kenya and Tanzania, so you got most of the area right now

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:23:31 [Preview] No.159502 del
We demand Chad.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:26:21 [Preview] No.159503 del
We are not worthy of Chad.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:27:24 [Preview] No.159504 del
We are the Chad board.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:27:53 [Preview] No.159505 del
Around 11.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:29:14 [Preview] No.159506 del
No wanking each other off.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:31:06 [Preview] No.159507 del
You're not the boss of me.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:31:47 [Preview] No.159508 del
Oh alright,wank away

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:40:46 [Preview] No.159509 del
Shouldn't take that long to perform an enema

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:42:35 [Preview] No.159510 del
Okay that is good.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:43:44 [Preview] No.159511 del

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:48:31 [Preview] No.159512 del
It just became even greater when checking my bank account balance and seeing the super withdrawal came through. Might get a whore or two

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:49:18 [Preview] No.159513 del
Cheers ScoMo!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 22:54:51 [Preview] No.159514 del
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NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:25:03 [Preview] No.159515 del
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Cheers neets, but don't thank me, thank corona-chan.
- t. scotty from marketing

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:35:44 [Preview] No.159516 del
Sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and fuck that pig.
Because the pig ain't gonna fuck itself.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:38:36 [Preview] No.159517 del
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Fuck me I'm in the red...

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:39:19 [Preview] No.159518 del
Plenty of space. I hope that's not the only drive though.

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:40:13 [Preview] No.159519 del
>Not to be spent on goon or tomatoes
If only Dan sold 'tomatoes'. It would be truly magnificent!

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:52:13 [Preview] No.159520 del
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That's a lot of Boong porn UNNA

NEET 05/22/2020 (Fri) 23:58:45 [Preview] No.159521 del
I have a 1TB external that's also full...

I'm a digital hoarder

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:12:55 [Preview] No.159522 del
Pan-fried potato, some rice and kangaroo steak for breakfast


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:18:39 [Preview] No.159523 del
If you have at least 1 GB on a drive it is still usable. I would start a clean out though.

Nice warming meal.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:20:19 [Preview] No.159524 del
Excellent Breakky

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:21:07 [Preview] No.159525 del
Been to Dans and the bakery.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:27:18 [Preview] No.159526 del
I failed to finish the bottle last night but I tried.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:28:05 [Preview] No.159527 del
You must start again now.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:28:54 [Preview] No.159528 del
Nope,not till it's dark.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:37:05 [Preview] No.159529 del
I just cleared up about 40gig. The majority of the drive is torrented movies that I never watch yet can't bring myself to delete them...

The meal was delicious although too salty, but that's the consequence of cooking intoxicated...


That's too vague of a post. What exactly did you get from both stores?

Drink in the closet

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:37:43 [Preview] No.159530 del
Too bad, I'm just about there now.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:48:14 [Preview] No.159531 del
>tfw in the possum garden

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:50:40 [Preview] No.159532 del
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>That's too vague of a post. What exactly did you get from both stores?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:51:31 [Preview] No.159533 del
He's hiding inside.
Not coming to the door.
Probably doing something weird.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:52:45 [Preview] No.159534 del
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>That's too vague of a post. What exactly did you get from both stores?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:52:57 [Preview] No.159535 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:53:34 [Preview] No.159536 del
I just saw you. you are very early. I just got out of the bath. Give me ten minutes to get dressed please.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:54:00 [Preview] No.159537 del
Yum. I wouldn't class that coffee shop a bakery though.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:54:19 [Preview] No.159538 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:54:31 [Preview] No.159539 del
you're only going to be taking your pants off again in 5 minutes

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:54:58 [Preview] No.159540 del
>presuming to know where I went

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:56:07 [Preview] No.159541 del
>tfw caught the marsupial unawares
>asks for extra time while still just sitting there naked and posting
I knew I would catch him doing weird stuff

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:57:05 [Preview] No.159542 del
He may be putting his chaps and elbow guards on.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:57:49 [Preview] No.159544 del
You are too fancy for the Viet one near Joey's

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:58:51 [Preview] No.159545 del
I am not fustating

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 00:59:51 [Preview] No.159546 del
I wonder if he's in there brushing his moustache.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:01:12 [Preview] No.159547 del
Did you not get something similar yesterday but with a shiraz?

Yeaaaah buddy!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:01:47 [Preview] No.159548 del
I'm very sexually fusstrated

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:02:09 [Preview] No.159549 del
>Did you not get something similar yesterday but with a shiraz?
I am a creature of habit.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:02:30 [Preview] No.159550 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:02:52 [Preview] No.159551 del
This is why I can safely presume to know where you went.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:05:02 [Preview] No.159552 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:05:57 [Preview] No.159553 del
He is making himself presentable for you

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:07:36 [Preview] No.159554 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:08:28 [Preview] No.159555 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:11:54 [Preview] No.159556 del
Anyone here good at chemistry?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:12:00 [Preview] No.159557 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:13:33 [Preview] No.159558 del
Yeah whats the problem?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:16:09 [Preview] No.159559 del
Nearly every retail food place has a coffee machine nowadays, including bakeries ;)

You are a bloody legend!

Stock photos though...

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:16:47 [Preview] No.159560 del
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Hello Neets.

I came into butt street last night. Now my life is complete

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:24:05 [Preview] No.159561 del
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I'm doing a acid-base neutralisation reaction problem and I understand the answer (at the bottom) but i don't understand how it just turned into K2SO4.
Like there was no 2nd K before I put it there myself when balancing it. It just kinda goes against all i have been learning when balancing equations. I didn't know you could just adjust the reaction and add more products to the reaction.
I just wanna know how and why so I don't fug it up in my final exam.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:26:12 [Preview] No.159562 del
Be careful of Gape Lane.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:38:41 [Preview] No.159563 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Juem0lcifE [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:38:42 [Preview] No.159564 del
Sorry m8, I was just fukin around. I have no idea, it all looks chinese to me

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:42:03 [Preview] No.159565 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:48:09 [Preview] No.159566 del
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Yeah thats balacing the amount of moles. I'm confused about how KSO4 magically became K2SO4 in the answer sheet. When balancing equations you don't change the subscripts because that changes the chemical makeup of the molecule.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:49:51 [Preview] No.159567 del
Yeah, it's been 23 years since I did chemistry, and you're right about not changing the subscripts. The online calculators all do balance it to K2 though, so NFI.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:59:28 [Preview] No.159569 del
Why did I do this?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 01:59:41 [Preview] No.159570 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HVStQsIxCtk [Embed]
There is an illegal thread up.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:03:19 [Preview] No.159571 del
>you don't change the subscripts
Maybe the molecules need to change for the reaction to take place?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:06:02 [Preview] No.159572 del
Female roommate is getting two pet rats.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:06:58 [Preview] No.159573 del
Ashley still hasn't posted.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:08:59 [Preview] No.159574 del
Time to invest in some rat traps.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:09:31 [Preview] No.159575 del
She is not going to age well. BTW have you tried asking your local Chemist Warehouse employee?

I see it, fucking leafs

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:10:06 [Preview] No.159576 del
You will need to build them a little platform so they can have a bask in the afternoons

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:10:37 [Preview] No.159577 del
>She is not going to age well.
She is 23 and already looks like 38

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:10:52 [Preview] No.159578 del
3 including you?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:11:59 [Preview] No.159579 del
I hope she is ok

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:12:16 [Preview] No.159580 del
>her father, McCoy Moretz, is a plastic surgeon, and heir to the Moretz hosiery business, bought out in 2011 for $350 million.
why even bother 'working' in hollywood when daddybot has $350m?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:13:10 [Preview] No.159581 del
So you can tell neets you're a machinist.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:16:34 [Preview] No.159582 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xu2uj2WKU2g [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:26:07 [Preview] No.159583 del
With Posso, found a mallard

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:26:45 [Preview] No.159584 del
inferior to the white duck

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:29:35 [Preview] No.159587 del
Nuro is widely respected in the machinist community. You're just jealous.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:31:08 [Preview] No.159588 del
because she's a fame whore and wants to use daddy's money to be famous

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:31:37 [Preview] No.159589 del
that's no way to talk about Monaro and Nuro

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:33:17 [Preview] No.159590 del
*masochist community

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:38:12 [Preview] No.159591 del
>Drink in the closet
Self imposed not mummybot imposed.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:42:25 [Preview] No.159593 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:44:50 [Preview] No.159594 del
>delete them

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:46:04 [Preview] No.159595 del
Kill it and eat it

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:48:31 [Preview] No.159596 del
Going back to bed.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:49:10 [Preview] No.159597 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:50:31 [Preview] No.159598 del
Wanking in the bush and let a goanna crawl up your ass

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:51:16 [Preview] No.159599 del
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Gonna drink some Jesus juice first?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:52:13 [Preview] No.159600 del
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Get a $6 small big mac meal and sundae using the MyMaccas app. Today only!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:53:03 [Preview] No.159601 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:58:25 [Preview] No.159603 del
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4beees hooning in industrial park getting done by coppers

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 02:59:39 [Preview] No.159604 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:05:56 [Preview] No.159605 del
snitches get stitches

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:08:37 [Preview] No.159606 del
Lot of Indian truck drivers around there....

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:21:31 [Preview] No.159607 del
Is the alcoholic ginger beer any good?
A very tasty combination, did you get any sauce on the pie?
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, made eggs benedict for breakfast again, I am getting quite good at poaching the eggs. Going to do some uni work and maybe go see a mate in the evening.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:22:11 [Preview] No.159608 del
>''The Aus-Aboriginal Theocracy
A Fantastic Wank indeed.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:22:27 [Preview] No.159609 del
nuro gets fluro

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:23:21 [Preview] No.159610 del
>Is the alcoholic ginger beer any good?
This one is. Decent alcohol content and not sweet. I've been disappointed with every other brand I've tried.

>A very tasty combination, did you get any sauce on the pie?
No, I'm not a fan of sauce on pies. A good pie stands on its own.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:26:23 [Preview] No.159611 del
Goodafternoon fellas.
Today is day 6 of successful durry abstinence.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:31:10 [Preview] No.159612 del
Good afternoon, well done.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:34:24 [Preview] No.159613 del
>We get East Africa
Excelent NEETlore HungaryNEET given Cruisey's Monaro is East African

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:35:57 [Preview] No.159614 del
That was a Frenchie poster..

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:37:07 [Preview] No.159615 del
Just re-read the actual post. WTF is he doing with a Frenchie flag.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:37:13 [Preview] No.159616 del
Cheers fella.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:40:45 [Preview] No.159617 del
saw this on >>>/kc/

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:42:15 [Preview] No.159618 del
>This one is. Decent alcohol content and not sweet. I've been disappointed with every other brand I've tried.
I get a bottle of it on my next Dan's trip and try it.
>A good pie stands on its own.
This is true, I usually eat shitty servo pies so I am used to getting sauce.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:47:29 [Preview] No.159619 del
>I get a bottle of it on my next Dan's trip and try it.
Cool. I don't know if all Dan's stores are alike, but mine didn't have it in the fridge, it was on a shelf where they keep warm beers.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:48:51 [Preview] No.159620 del
Looks like he's from the Netherlands, I just thought the ble was green for a sec and thought it was hungary

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:49:55 [Preview] No.159621 del
>not a fan of sauce on pies

Hello, you're just in time for afternoon smoko ;)

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 03:52:18 [Preview] No.159622 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:03:31 [Preview] No.159623 del
My diet would consist entirely of the things closest to the top

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:06:59 [Preview] No.159624 del
Most people would end up filling the bench top with their shopping and never taking it down there.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:14:10 [Preview] No.159625 del
>thinking about possum's perineum

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:14:17 [Preview] No.159626 del
The desire to consume alcohol is VERY strong. Must resist that Damn Devil!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:14:59 [Preview] No.159627 del
I'm about to open my wine, after consuming those two ginger beers. If I drink it now I will be safe to drive tomorrow morning.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:19:00 [Preview] No.159628 del
After that I will do those dishes. The sink is now clear of sludge and running freely. I have some vinegar and soap soaking in there at the moment to disinfect it.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:19:51 [Preview] No.159629 del
think of all the things you could do instead

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:22:24 [Preview] No.159630 del
Your picture didn't upload.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:25:40 [Preview] No.159631 del
The new Dan's close to me has heaps of stuff in the fridge, unlike the others nearby.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:25:55 [Preview] No.159632 del
he could have a wank!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:25:56 [Preview] No.159633 del
>A good pie stands on its own.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:26:42 [Preview] No.159634 del
wanking is less depressing when you're sufficiently gooned, though

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:27:44 [Preview] No.159635 del
Smart move
I made a hot cuppa tea. The cold doesn't make beer too appealing right now. But if I had a bottle of scotch...

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:28:33 [Preview] No.159636 del
Tomorrow morning NEET will thank you for it

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:31:10 [Preview] No.159637 del
Do you feel more of a man after unblocking the sink?

True. I last longer and the 'gasms are more fulfilling

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:32:53 [Preview] No.159638 del
Blackberry and blackcurrant aromas abound, along with leafy notes. Concentrated cassis and black fruits on the palate with hints of choc mint and forest floor. Well-structured fine tannins are balanced with spicy Frenchie oak.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:33:22 [Preview] No.159639 del
>Do you feel more of a man after unblocking the sink?
Nah, I just feel like a grot for letting it get like that. I'm not the other blocked sink NEET from last week.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:34:09 [Preview] No.159640 del
>True. I last longer and the 'gasms are more fulfilling
really? I just end up rubbing one out with half a chub and feeling like a complete loser

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:35:42 [Preview] No.159641 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:39:33 [Preview] No.159642 del
Been waiting a half hour for a video to encode to another format and I can simply wait no more. My craptop fails me yet again...

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:40:02 [Preview] No.159643 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:42:57 [Preview] No.159644 del
Don't lie, you took that straight from the back of the label ;)

2 blocked-sink neets within the space of 2 weeks. Interesting. Did the other sink get unblocked?

That does happen to me on occasion. Probably 'cause I had too too much goon. You have to find the correct balance of 'gooned'

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:47:50 [Preview] No.159645 del
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Lancia at the mechanics getting a final roadworthy ! Wew.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:48:42 [Preview] No.159646 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:49:15 [Preview] No.159647 del
>Did the other sink get unblocked?
yes he did

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:50:44 [Preview] No.159648 del
put the pumpers and aerial back on

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:52:32 [Preview] No.159649 del
(23.78 MB 1280x720 Cobes Makes A Funny.mp4)

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:52:56 [Preview] No.159650 del
Going to have a shit soon.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:55:05 [Preview] No.159651 del
How much money have you spent restoring it?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:55:50 [Preview] No.159652 del
Make sure you wash your hands before neetposting afterwards

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:56:35 [Preview] No.159653 del
Hand washing is a myth.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:57:29 [Preview] No.159654 del
what size are those tyres?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:57:35 [Preview] No.159655 del
pee finger neet

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:57:46 [Preview] No.159656 del
I hope we get an update on the results.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:58:22 [Preview] No.159657 del
can you imagine the poor engineer who has to tell Nuro the car isn't up to code?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:58:51 [Preview] No.159658 del
A man of infinite wisdom.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:59:10 [Preview] No.159659 del
They wouldn't dare.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:59:33 [Preview] No.159660 del
Has he always smoked?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 04:59:50 [Preview] No.159661 del
Please no spoilers.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:00:50 [Preview] No.159662 del
>Please no spoilers.
There is no spoiler on that car.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:02:49 [Preview] No.159663 del
Moderately bantered.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:05:13 [Preview] No.159664 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:05:29 [Preview] No.159665 del
You don't have a roof rack or bike rack on that vehicle. How did you get the car and the bike to the inspection place?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:08:51 [Preview] No.159666 del
Nuro is a man of mystery

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:13:39 [Preview] No.159667 del
Well spotted.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:14:09 [Preview] No.159668 del
Thank you. I'm not trying to wind him up, genuinely curious.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:14:16 [Preview] No.159669 del
I’m thinking about hitting the piss bros

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:16:38 [Preview] No.159670 del
He towed the car using a sturdy length of rope tied to the back of the bicycle using his super-mong-strength to get it there. Trust and believe

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:16:45 [Preview] No.159671 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yY4sg4SHQRg [Embed]

some noot asked about cheese smoking the other day

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:17:04 [Preview] No.159672 del
Had some vitamin C chewy things granddad always had in stock and now I'm having a cup of green/peppermint tea. I've had the sniffles all day.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:17:25 [Preview] No.159673 del
I'm one beer ahead of ya!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:17:39 [Preview] No.159674 del
That's actually very funny. I use to watch his videos but he posts so often that there was so much gobbledygook to sift through.
Yeah, have you seen the docu about him from a while back?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:18:22 [Preview] No.159675 del
I hope no nasty NEETs from bad homes start questioning Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:19:16 [Preview] No.159676 del
I am not him but I will watch it later when I am winding down.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:19:35 [Preview] No.159677 del
thus far I think everything has been asked in earnest

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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:19:53 [Preview] No.159679 del
>Yeah, have you seen the docu about him from a while back?
Pretty sure I do. I couldn't remember it looked like a real habit for him how he was holding it until he finished his thought.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:20:30 [Preview] No.159680 del
Can't question Rebecca if you don't acknowledge her posts.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:20:36 [Preview] No.159681 del
You can't smoke cheese, it just melts ya silly billy.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:22:04 [Preview] No.159682 del
All questioning of Nuro is done by nasty NEETs. Don't be a nasty NEET.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:24:58 [Preview] No.159683 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTRC_P-G5J0 [Embed]

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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:25:13 [Preview] No.159685 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:25:58 [Preview] No.159686 del
Polymorphism – the feature of languages that allows the same word to be interpreted correctly in different situations based on the context; the act of using the same method name to indicate different implementations

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:27:02 [Preview] No.159687 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:27:39 [Preview] No.159688 del
I'll check when I get up to make a peanut butter sandwich.
Logic error – a bug that allows a program to run, but causes it to operate incorrectly

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:28:45 [Preview] No.159689 del
He recently said he's trying to smoke less tobacco because it makes the tobacco last longer

That was the funniest thing from his latest 'night video', 40 minutes long. The way he lit the smoke at the end was just great, like a comedian 'dropping the mic' after delivering a good joke.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:29:55 [Preview] No.159690 del
I don't even get the 'joke' about going to jail for getting head from your wife.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:32:02 [Preview] No.159691 del
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>smoke less tobacco because it makes the tobacco last longer

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:32:13 [Preview] No.159692 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:32:43 [Preview] No.159693 del
That only happens on Tuesday.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:32:50 [Preview] No.159694 del

"Technical Note:This file, pocorgtfo19.pdf, is valid as a PDF document, a ZIP archive, and a HTML page. It is also available as a Windows PE executable, a PNG image and an MP4 video, all of which have the same MD5 as this PDF."

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:33:47 [Preview] No.159695 del
The joke is that it doesn't make sense. A contradiction would be better in context with the entire sentence being rephrased.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.159696 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:35:01 [Preview] No.159697 del
A few NEETs click on it and it struggles to load.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:35:09 [Preview] No.159698 del
>Neighbors, please join me in reading this twen-tieth release of the International Journal of Proofof Concept or Get the Fuck Out, a friendly littlecollection of articles for ladies and gentlemen of dis-tinguished ability and taste in the field of reverseengineering and the study of weird machines

Don't talk to Webby like that.

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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 05:44:43 [Preview] No.159700 del

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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:01:59 [Preview] No.159703 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:05:20 [Preview] No.159704 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:07:39 [Preview] No.159705 del
Looks like its scurvy for the britbongs then

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:08:24 [Preview] No.159706 del
Big Ears should lead by example.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:09:26 [Preview] No.159707 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:11:16 [Preview] No.159708 del
I'd definitely enjoy seeing that too

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:14:31 [Preview] No.159709 del
That's twice today you've posted that.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:15:13 [Preview] No.159710 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:16:09 [Preview] No.159711 del
Posted what?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:16:16 [Preview] No.159712 del
Ol' Tones always tried to do it.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:16:34 [Preview] No.159713 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:18:06 [Preview] No.159714 del
You're mixing me up with another NEET mate. I only said it once.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:18:28 [Preview] No.159715 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:19:35 [Preview] No.159716 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:20:06 [Preview] No.159717 del
>day 6 of successful durry abstinence
Well done m8. Doing great.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:20:23 [Preview] No.159718 del
Going to my mates place for beer and bbq soon.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:21:58 [Preview] No.159719 del
Have fun, stay safe.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:23:14 [Preview] No.159720 del
I shall sulk dangerously.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:24:11 [Preview] No.159721 del
Are Possum and Cruisey canoodling again today?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.159722 del
It would appear so.
Talking shit about the rest of us in between bouts of love making.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:27:12 [Preview] No.159723 del
Laughing at Weber behind his back.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:27:32 [Preview] No.159724 del
No yes

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:27:39 [Preview] No.159725 del
I heard they take turns calling each other nuro.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:28:19 [Preview] No.159726 del
The menu for tomorrow will be protein shakes and peanut butter sandwiches.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:28:47 [Preview] No.159727 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:29:22 [Preview] No.159728 del
That guy,you know,that did that thing that time
With that other thing

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:30:12 [Preview] No.159729 del
Never heard of him.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:30:44 [Preview] No.159730 del
Yeah,nah, I was thinking of someone else anyway.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:31:13 [Preview] No.159731 del
Cheers NEETie, appreciate the positivity.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:31:36 [Preview] No.159732 del
Having a pizza grease smoothie. Anyone want one?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:32:45 [Preview] No.159733 del
Having a sloppy abo poo smoothie,
Anyone want one?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:33:55 [Preview] No.159734 del
I am concerned some of these concoctions may be fabricated

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:34:12 [Preview] No.159735 del
I miss Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:36:14 [Preview] No.159736 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:36:29 [Preview] No.159737 del
That beer just didn't cut it, so into the car then off to the liquor store I went. Popped into the old Fish&Chips place next door for an after-binge snack.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:37:05 [Preview] No.159738 del
poor use of English
fabrication can mean 'to make'

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:37:32 [Preview] No.159739 del
I hate those deep fried octopus arseholes

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:38:25 [Preview] No.159740 del
I should've provided more info, he was talking about how some states in the USA have banned certain sexual acts even between married couples according to him.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:38:43 [Preview] No.159741 del
Fuck you, calamari is delicious. I'm choosing to take your dislike for a food I enjoy personally.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:38:51 [Preview] No.159742 del
I am concerned that some neets will make the previously mentioned smoothies, neeto

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:39:33 [Preview] No.159743 del
I bet you like the moon too, you silly, fractious, cunt.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:40:18 [Preview] No.159744 del
Oh that's it. I'll see you at the bike racks Monday morning before school you fucking fucker.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:40:42 [Preview] No.159745 del
So you're saying you don't want a pizza grease smoothie?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:40:53 [Preview] No.159746 del
like anybody of normal means can acquire 500mL+ of pizza grease or sloppy abbo poos.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:41:18 [Preview] No.159747 del
Is this a challenge?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:42:00 [Preview] No.159748 del
I will see you henceforth.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:43:08 [Preview] No.159749 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:43:35 [Preview] No.159750 del
Holy fuck this runny/stuffed nose is pissing me the fuck off.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:44:33 [Preview] No.159751 del
Yeaaah buddy!

Jars are inanimate objects. They cannot speak.

Sounds lovely, hope you don't get food poisoning

Put some bacon and banana on that sanga


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:44:41 [Preview] No.159752 del
I use Otrivin Plus for drips.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:45:33 [Preview] No.159753 del
I bet they're planning to be two (2) of ten (10) at the fucking Duck restaurant this evening.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:46:50 [Preview] No.159754 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:48:07 [Preview] No.159755 del
Those greasy rings look pretty good. I would not want to eat too many though.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:48:33 [Preview] No.159756 del
>Those greasy rings look pretty good.
I bet they do, faggot.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:49:56 [Preview] No.159757 del
Hah, In WA we can have twenty (20) in our Duck Restraunts

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:50:04 [Preview] No.159758 del
Nuggos and sauce at the Horny Mallard.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:50:36 [Preview] No.159759 del
Time for your nap Mr Cranky

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:50:43 [Preview] No.159760 del
I don't like smoked cheese. Tastes too rich. Smoke taste doesn't suit it.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:50:43 [Preview] No.159761 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:50:56 [Preview] No.159762 del
That mongfriend of neighbour lady seems to have infected her.
Now she's talking and laughing really loud all the time.
Might have to burn her house down.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:51:04 [Preview] No.159763 del
nobody cares about WA (Worst Australia).

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:51:47 [Preview] No.159764 del
Your just jelly m8

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:52:10 [Preview] No.159765 del
sometimes, but that is beside the point

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:52:34 [Preview] No.159766 del
Was slightly triggered by the sight of two female p-platers also buying grog

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:53:03 [Preview] No.159767 del
very irresponsible, I hope you phoned in their rego

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:53:26 [Preview] No.159768 del
You leave your jelly beside your point?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:53:37 [Preview] No.159769 del
Time for your crap Mr Nanky

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:56:36 [Preview] No.159770 del
In seppoland you can buy the poo of famous horses

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:57:14 [Preview] No.159771 del
Fair enough, I don't mind it on a burger or grilled cheese sanga

Stream it live

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:58:05 [Preview] No.159772 del
It's fitting.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:58:20 [Preview] No.159773 del
>tfw no Phar Lap poo

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:58:42 [Preview] No.159774 del
Which is pretty stupid considering where DNA cloning is at now. You can probably clone a racehorse from it's shit rather than paying big bucks for it to fuck some stupid girl horse.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:58:52 [Preview] No.159775 del
To Lifeline?

Don't start with me cunt

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:59:29 [Preview] No.159776 del
>tfw no Neet King poo

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:59:37 [Preview] No.159777 del
>tfw no Black Caviar poo

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:59:44 [Preview] No.159778 del
You are just salty that you missed your chance and now their happiness upsets you.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.159779 del
>To Lifeline?
to the cops
I once phoned in a guy and said "looks like he's driving pissed or drugged". In reality he just made eye contact with me at a red light.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:00:06 [Preview] No.159780 del
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest NEET

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:00:38 [Preview] No.159781 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:00:49 [Preview] No.159782 del
Then you miss out on the spectacular sight of massive horse cock thrusting in and out of horse vagina

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:01:02 [Preview] No.159783 del
Not at all,I'd have had her if I wanted.
I just hate loud people.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:01:25 [Preview] No.159784 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:01:38 [Preview] No.159785 del
I'll embiggen your anus m80

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:01:46 [Preview] No.159786 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:02:15 [Preview] No.159787 del
Snitches don't get bitches, they get stitches

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:02:23 [Preview] No.159788 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:02:55 [Preview] No.159789 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:03:12 [Preview] No.159790 del
>Not at all,I'd have had her if I wanted.
Someone post that upset wojack wearing a smug face mask

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:04:04 [Preview] No.159791 del
M8, I took to hiding when she'd knock on my door at night after whore turned up again.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:06:22 [Preview] No.159792 del
Should have invited her in for a sesh

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:07:18 [Preview] No.159793 del
Why would you hide from a woman? Unless she's 300 pounds, you can throw them across a room like nothing.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:08:25 [Preview] No.159794 del
Hell hath no fury like a neighbour lady scorned

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:08:39 [Preview] No.159795 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:08:49 [Preview] No.159796 del
Because there's two moles of KOH on the lefthand side, it means that there is two K atoms on the lefthand side, so there will also be two K atoms on the righthand side. The reason that it is K2SO4 is because the formal charge of the SO4 anion is -2, so to balance out the formal charge of the SO4 anion there are two K atoms each with a charge of +1, which brings the overall charge of K2SO4 to 0

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:08:57 [Preview] No.159797 del
I'm going to bed.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:09:44 [Preview] No.159798 del
>no well you see I was only actually interested in you because my crackwhore had wandered off but she's come back now ...
>put down the knife please

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:10:31 [Preview] No.159799 del
Just burn her house down. If she keeps her garden waste bin under the eaves you can make it look like spontaneous combustion.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:10:43 [Preview] No.159800 del
Cruisey has left. There was a moment today where he gently laid his hand on top of mine and we shared something special.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:11:25 [Preview] No.159801 del
>and we shared something special.
Some duck?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:11:41 [Preview] No.159802 del
Because one Costa isn't enough, have 3

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kWuvZzCn2U0 [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:11:56 [Preview] No.159803 del
Her front lawn is dangerously overgrown

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:12:20 [Preview] No.159804 del
He had seen a Mallard in the wild, I think that is what put him in the mood.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:13:05 [Preview] No.159805 del
GN fella

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:13:55 [Preview] No.159806 del
I refuse to give any NEET a goodnight post when the sun is up over the whole country.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:15:20 [Preview] No.159807 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:15:30 [Preview] No.159808 del
It is dark on Norfolk Island.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:16:24 [Preview] No.159809 del
All the Norfolk Island NEETs have bad personal hygiene.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:17:14 [Preview] No.159811 del
Fuck yeah

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:18:28 [Preview] No.159812 del
Cruisey please don't post those videos you made today. They weren't very good I am feeling self conscious about them.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:18:50 [Preview] No.159813 del
Their sinks are clean and flow freely.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:20:09 [Preview] No.159814 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:21:08 [Preview] No.159815 del
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Do it big dog

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:22:21 [Preview] No.159816 del
Weber competed in an international competition on Norfolk Island once.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:22:38 [Preview] No.159817 del
You don't sound that gay.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:24:02 [Preview] No.159818 del
Tricking me into badmouthing other NEETs gets him off more than sex.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:25:08 [Preview] No.159819 del
It's alright m8,we know he tricked you into saying all those mean things about us.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:25:18 [Preview] No.159820 del
We must here the tapes now.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:25:38 [Preview] No.159821 del
Costa doesn't sound the way I expected. He is always smiling in his photos I expected him to sound a bit more carefree and gay.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:26:16 [Preview] No.159822 del
didn't know they held competitive eating contests there

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:26:24 [Preview] No.159824 del
> I expected him to sound a bit more carefree and gay.
He is a wolf in sheeps clothing.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:26:24 [Preview] No.159823 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:27:30 [Preview] No.159825 del
My nose is bright red, like a good alco

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.159827 del
naughty naughty

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:31:49 [Preview] No.159828 del
Possum maliciously slandered me on video and then blamed poor Cruisey once.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:32:44 [Preview] No.159829 del
Kek, I made all those Dans whether or not you choose to believe. Didn't do the gif though

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:33:23 [Preview] No.159830 del
Well Dan'd m8.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:35:11 [Preview] No.159831 del
Yes. The unedited recordings will reveal he needed no prompting from Cruisey. He just started laying into defenseless NEETs.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:35:34 [Preview] No.159832 del
I like the last one the most

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:36:25 [Preview] No.159833 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:39:38 [Preview] No.159834 del
Is there no end to Possums vile outrages?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:39:47 [Preview] No.159835 del
when is that fucking soccer match on we're all supposed to be a part of?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:39:56 [Preview] No.159836 del
I want the first one just after the merchant to be on my tombstone, it's my fav

The Homer?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:40:27 [Preview] No.159837 del
The white duck was not a mallard.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:40:42 [Preview] No.159838 del
They're usually on between 10pm and 2am on SBS

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:40:54 [Preview] No.159839 del
Yes. It is how I picture the Dan inside my soul

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:41:03 [Preview] No.159840 del
a mallard is a nigger compared to a white duck

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:41:25 [Preview] No.159841 del
What is that?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:41:56 [Preview] No.159842 del
no, the infinity chad on 8cuntt or something

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:42:14 [Preview] No.159843 del
Dan is the mythical ancestor of Danes. Saxo Grammaticus said so.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:42:29 [Preview] No.159844 del
That's when you find all the cultured Frenchie films with the nice breasts

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:42:37 [Preview] No.159845 del
4 by 4 you fucking dumbass of a unemployed 'person'

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:42:46 [Preview] No.159846 del
I'm still waiting to find out if I won the Hitler contest.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:43:09 [Preview] No.159847 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:43:44 [Preview] No.159848 del
The answer is sixteen (16).

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:45:27 [Preview] No.159849 del
Can't sleep.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:45:56 [Preview] No.159850 del
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>tfw severely irritable arse
feels like I need to shit constantly but theres nothing there
hope it's not crohns bros

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:46:08 [Preview] No.159851 del
probably because it's not even night time yet

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:46:24 [Preview] No.159852 del
That is what I said and he didn't thank either of us.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:46:39 [Preview] No.159853 del
Sounds like a metaphor for my life

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:47:36 [Preview] No.159854 del
Poor Webbo

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:48:00 [Preview] No.159855 del
>to be on my tombstone
Your estate would probably get hit with copyright infringement m8.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:48:10 [Preview] No.159856 del
Where are these videos of Possum revealing his true nature?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:49:27 [Preview] No.159857 del
iterally cooking beans in my pressure cooker for tea

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:49:32 [Preview] No.159858 del
I'm off to my m8s place.
Cheers NEETs,try not to slander each other too viley while i'm gone.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:50:05 [Preview] No.159859 del
Have fun.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:50:21 [Preview] No.159860 del
Make sure you show us the end result

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:50:30 [Preview] No.159861 del
They are far to disturbing and pornographic to be posted here.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.159862 del
Butterbrot mit blackcurrent jam, and milk.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:51:41 [Preview] No.159863 del
Thank you. Sounds nice.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:52:01 [Preview] No.159864 del
nah it looks like poo

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:52:10 [Preview] No.159865 del
Do you have a wife or girlfriend, or live with your parents?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:52:32 [Preview] No.159866 del
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Friendly reminder, Towel Day screening on 25th May, 20:00 UTC
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Howard the Duck.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:53:06 [Preview] No.159868 del
Make sure you show us the poo then

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:53:15 [Preview] No.159869 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:53:29 [Preview] No.159870 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:53:38 [Preview] No.159871 del
Before you eat it, silly neet

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:54:31 [Preview] No.159872 del
Don't post them please. I am serious.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:55:35 [Preview] No.159873 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:55:45 [Preview] No.159874 del
I have put that mint in. I am not noticing any effects.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.159875 del
Need to buy a new heater

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.159876 del
I see.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:56:19 [Preview] No.159877 del
Hi Serious, I'm Voldemort.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:56:30 [Preview] No.159878 del
Don't post them

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:57:32 [Preview] No.159879 del
Need a new heater

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:57:54 [Preview] No.159880 del
Thinking about getting a new heater.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 07:58:17 [Preview] No.159881 del
alright but dont tell me it looks like poo, okay.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:00:13 [Preview] No.159882 del
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Watch this you pathetic beta simps

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVyZyBZOp0U [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:01:05 [Preview] No.159883 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.159884 del
Leave it there for a bit.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:02:18 [Preview] No.159885 del
This is happening.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:02:42 [Preview] No.159886 del
When I quit drinking coffee I noticed my sense of smell became much better. It was weird so I googled it and apparently caffeine can stop your body absorbing zinc and one of the symptoms of zinc deficiency is reduced sense of smell.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:03:11 [Preview] No.159887 del
I am not joking. Do not post any more please.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:03:21 [Preview] No.159888 del
Don't think so , it looks very boring

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:03:48 [Preview] No.159889 del
I might have a hot shower and sit down in there for thirty minutes.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:05:07 [Preview] No.159890 del
I don't like his voice, skin or eyes.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:05:36 [Preview] No.159891 del
Chemistry if fucken retarde. Once you thought you got it.. you don't

Sorry NEET. Did not see this response. thanks

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:09:12 [Preview] No.159892 del
heh, he has possessed many souls. He's fucking Shang Tsung!

I really looked forward to such films back in the day. Before the Internet. CRT televisions. Indoor 'bunny ear' antennas. The VCR hard at work for future wanks...

There's one film in particular that I'd love to watch again based on the sex scenes alone. But I cannot remember the title or anything else about it due to it being a foreign film and not caring about anything other than the nudity at that time in life...

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:10:57 [Preview] No.159893 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.159894 del
Explosive poos!

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:11:38 [Preview] No.159895 del
I was just eating one of those small snickers, the ones you get 10 in a pack from the supermarket and was reading the label and it said Made In China REEEEEEEEEEE

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:12:25 [Preview] No.159896 del
Yeah more and more chocolate is made in China now. You have to check.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:12:52 [Preview] No.159897 del
I can't tell if you're joking.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:13:02 [Preview] No.159898 del
That can't be a surprise to you.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:13:20 [Preview] No.159899 del
Feeling a burning sensation.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:13:40 [Preview] No.159900 del
I am not joking.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:13:59 [Preview] No.159901 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:14:33 [Preview] No.159902 del
I made the gif.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:15:10 [Preview] No.159903 del
I will be from now on
It was

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:15:46 [Preview] No.159904 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:15:55 [Preview] No.159905 del
It's all such high quality content.
I must post it.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:16:05 [Preview] No.159906 del
My estate. Now that's funny

Please let us know how it went and what you ate :)

Please don't shit up the thread with these little vocal replies

Which orifice?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:16:14 [Preview] No.159907 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:16:35 [Preview] No.159908 del
It isn't. Don't post it please

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:17:50 [Preview] No.159909 del
The mint has given me indigestion.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:18:12 [Preview] No.159910 del
>Made In China
How disappointing.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:19:17 [Preview] No.159911 del
I am really disappointed there are no pictures of the soap holder being posted tbqh

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:19:58 [Preview] No.159912 del
As if I would let him photograph something as intimate as that.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.159913 del
Oh shit! mars comes from china now?
It was always a favorite but ill not eat anything touched by chinks.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.159914 del
We know that is what he was staring at when he first saw you.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:22:39 [Preview] No.159915 del

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:23:08 [Preview] No.159916 del
You say that but I saw you eat Nuro's arse

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:23:21 [Preview] No.159917 del
kek. is that a lancia?

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:24:54 [Preview] No.159918 del
game genie

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:25:18 [Preview] No.159919 del
No it was spoilered

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:25:29 [Preview] No.159920 del
Well I've either caught a cold or the rona'


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:27:02 [Preview] No.159921 del
Now I have an Asian flag too?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:27:13 [Preview] No.159922 del
Welcome to Australia overseas person

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:31:35 [Preview] No.159923 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:32:05 [Preview] No.159924 del
Relax its just cancer.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.159925 del
I took photos.. but Posso wont let me post them.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:33:37 [Preview] No.159926 del
I can see you standing there using the flash, switching between zoom angles and contrasts.

NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 08:33:48 [Preview] No.159927 del
Imperial leather.