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NEET General #162 - Staunch Edition NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:18:39 [Preview] No. 160025
You wanna get BASED?
You gotta get that slack.

OLD >>159020


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:20:11 [Preview] No.160029 del
SA best A


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:20:29 [Preview] No.160030 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:21:27 [Preview] No.160033 del
NSW BEST A


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:25:02 [Preview] No.160034 del
>>160027
I don't post them, I only say gook night.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:25:39 [Preview] No.160035 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.160036 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:26:31 [Preview] No.160037 del
>>160025
Very nice thread.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:26:48 [Preview] No.160038 del
>>160018
>his business


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:26:59 [Preview] No.160039 del
One day I'll actually draw a coopers beer instead of using cropped images.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:27:33 [Preview] No.160040 del
>>160038
>Becca's daddy's business.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:29:27 [Preview] No.160041 del
>>160038
#1 Adult toy fabricator on the East Coast.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:31:29 [Preview] No.160042 del
>all these nuro haters
You'll never get staunch with that attitude.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:32:41 [Preview] No.160043 del
De-shelling a kilo of ice-cold prawns just then wasn't particularly fun but I had to do it before they became inedible


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:32:52 [Preview] No.160044 del
So did the car pass its inspection?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:33:37 [Preview] No.160045 del
I spoke to bosslady today.
Her son, the one that robbed my grandma, is living with her again.
Apparently, he's no longer on gear but is just permanently fucked in the head.
I went on a rant to her about how junkies are not the people they once were and should die.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:34:16 [Preview] No.160046 del
>>160043
Are you eating them as is, or using them as an ingredient?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:34:39 [Preview] No.160047 del
>>160043
What will you cook them with?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:35:10 [Preview] No.160048 del
>>160045
The gear does change their brain.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:35:16 [Preview] No.160049 del
Lager en kaffe.
>>160045
>robbed my grandma
Well now I'm pissed off.
>>160043
Eat with the shell on, extra nutrition.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:37:09 [Preview] No.160051 del
>>160030
No point in asking. You'll NEVER be as BASED as Nuro


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:37:55 [Preview] No.160052 del
>>160048
I suggested getting him in touch with community mental health outreach programs.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:39:18 [Preview] No.160053 del
>>160050
Spooky.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:39:36 [Preview] No.160054 del
>>160049
>now I'm pissed off.
My nan let him live with her when he had nowhere left to go.
He's scum.
The thing that sort of does it for me is that he had no reason.
His dad made over half a mil a year and he had every opportunity, he didn't get on it to avoid facing trauma, it was just for fun.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:40:37 [Preview] No.160055 del
>>160051
Staunchlyfe gets you the slack, some will never get it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:41:09 [Preview] No.160056 del
>>160053
https://voca.ro/cYbIKMUgVFR
Drikke kaffe.
>>160054
Thieves in general piss me off, but fuckwits that steal from people that are helping them are another level of scum.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:42:08 [Preview] No.160057 del
You got to be staunch, before you can have slack. Once you have the slack, then you will be based.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:44:13 [Preview] No.160058 del
I want to watch a film but I don't know what I want to watch.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.160059 del
>>160058
Harry Potter.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:46:00 [Preview] No.160060 del
>>160046
I bought them from IGA yesterday and tbqh they didn't smell too 'edible' when I was removing the shells. I put them in the freezer.

>>160045
>Her son, the one that robbed my grandma
I'd kill him. Drugs are no excuse for such abhorrent behaviour

>>160047
They're the pre-cooked variety that are sold to supermarkets frozen who then defrost them so hopefully I don't get too sick when I eventually eat them after re-freezing them...


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:47:38 [Preview] No.160061 del
>>160060
My granddad buys grandma prawns all the time from IGA.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:48:52 [Preview] No.160062 del
>>160058
Weber winks a jew


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:49:04 [Preview] No.160063 del
>>160045
Is the son a nigger?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:49:36 [Preview] No.160064 del
The beard it becoming thick and disheveled.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:50:39 [Preview] No.160065 del
>>160060
>I put them in the freezer.
Maybe you can cook them.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:50:57 [Preview] No.160066 del
How often do we all have bowel movements?
I've been once a day (morning) for years.
The past week or so I have had a strong urge to go again at night.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:51:03 [Preview] No.160067 del
>>160064
There is food stuck in it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:51:38 [Preview] No.160068 del
>>160064
Are you going to keep it?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:51:47 [Preview] No.160069 del
webby


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:52:00 [Preview] No.160070 del
>>160066
Several a day.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:52:09 [Preview] No.160071 del
>>160060
>I'd kill him.
I haven't seen him since it happened.
I had the same thoughts and my dad and nan went on about how that makes me no worse than him.
He's just a piece of shit and there's heaps of them out there.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:52:52 [Preview] No.160072 del
>>160070
Me too.
I poo too much.
They're all small.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:53:38 [Preview] No.160073 del
webby


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:54:16 [Preview] No.160074 del
I am going to watch Breaking Bad instead. I've never seen it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:55:53 [Preview] No.160075 del
>>160074
I preferred Better Call Saul but only watched a couple seasons of it.
It's okay.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:56:03 [Preview] No.160076 del
>>160074
It's a reasonable series.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:56:34 [Preview] No.160077 del
>>160074
>Breaking Bad
It is a good one.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:57:31 [Preview] No.160078 del
>>160077
You're a good one.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 10:58:53 [Preview] No.160079 del
I love Monaro.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:00:11 [Preview] No.160080 del
>>160067
Not yet.
>>160068
Maybe, eating with a mustache is becoming annoying again.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:00:52 [Preview] No.160081 del
>>160070
hold it in and stock up for a real big poo deposit.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:05:32 [Preview] No.160082 del
>>160075
A bit of trivia for ya, the guy who plays Saul - Bob Odenkirk - has written episodes of The Simpsons


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:06:48 [Preview] No.160083 del
>>160082
>has written episodes of The Simpsons
Good episodes or recent ones?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.160084 del
(7.62 MB 1920x1080 nurocam20.webm)


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:15:03 [Preview] No.160085 del
>>160084
Oil that chair!


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:15:21 [Preview] No.160086 del
Screaming out for a good oil


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:17:11 [Preview] No.160087 del
>nuro doesn't like me
Oh woe is me.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.160088 del
>>160087
you want to be mother fucking CURSED ?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:19:34 [Preview] No.160089 del
>>160084
Based.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:20:12 [Preview] No.160090 del
>>160084
Poor Cruisey.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:20:37 [Preview] No.160091 del
>>160087
And after all you have done for him.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:20:40 [Preview] No.160092 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:21:15 [Preview] No.160093 del
>>160091
I saved his ass during the Malayan Emergency.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:21:19 [Preview] No.160094 del
>>160090
who is crusiey ?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:23:13 [Preview] No.160095 del
>>160094
A herder of mints.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:24:43 [Preview] No.160096 del
I'm not based enough to even watch Nuro's content so I'll just assume it's incredibly based and leave it at that


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:25:12 [Preview] No.160097 del
>>160094
He's The Mallard.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:25:14 [Preview] No.160098 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:26:19 [Preview] No.160099 del
>>160098
God natt.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:29:58 [Preview] No.160100 del
Deep fried honey soy wings.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:32:04 [Preview] No.160101 del
>>160098
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:32:29 [Preview] No.160102 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:34:38 [Preview] No.160103 del
>>160102
God natt 2.0


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:35:41 [Preview] No.160104 del
>>160098
Gook night.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:35:59 [Preview] No.160105 del
>>160102
Good night NEET


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:36:17 [Preview] No.160106 del
>>160100
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:38:06 [Preview] No.160107 del
>>160106
Yes it did.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:40:42 [Preview] No.160108 del
(3.36 MB 3264x2448 Late Dinner.jpg)
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Just had an epic feast. Well needed in this temperature. This meal should keep me warm for the rest of the night


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:42:03 [Preview] No.160109 del
>>160108
Looks good. Glad you enjoyed it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:42:19 [Preview] No.160110 del
>>160108
Well feasted.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:43:56 [Preview] No.160111 del
>>160098
You couldn't find a single decent enough gook so you posted a pic of two very average gooks to make up for it. Good night :)

>>160102
Good night, I'll be in bed pretty soon too


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:44:09 [Preview] No.160112 del
>tfw no chicken wings


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:46:35 [Preview] No.160113 del
I'm cooking kebabs that I'll be having on Mountain Bread wraps with baby spinach.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:46:54 [Preview] No.160114 del
=I CAN'T BREATH THROUGH MY NOSE!!!==


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:47:12 [Preview] No.160115 del
>>160114
I nuro'd myself.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:47:28 [Preview] No.160116 del
>>160079
thank you, I love you too


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:48:28 [Preview] No.160117 del
>>160094
Cruisey is our nicest and kindest NEET


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:49:30 [Preview] No.160118 del
>>160084
you sound like a Tosser, also how come you don't like Shire, Shitey and NK


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:49:44 [Preview] No.160119 del
>>160117
That's Nuro.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:51:36 [Preview] No.160120 del
FUCK YOU ODOACER!!!


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:51:51 [Preview] No.160121 del
>>160119
I know we meme about Nuro being the greatest but I can't let anything but the truth about Cruisey being the be stated


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:53:27 [Preview] No.160122 del
DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE CRUISEY
peace be upon unna


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:55:19 [Preview] No.160123 del
monaro is fucking shit


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:55:53 [Preview] No.160124 del
>>160121
You're just jealous of his superiority. I guess success DOES breed jealousy.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:58:01 [Preview] No.160125 del
>>160124
No fuck off, you're JUST jelous of the great and powerful Cruisey and are just doing this nuro shit because you don't want Cruisey to know how power he is
BUT FUCK THAT
CRUISEY YOU ARE THE MOST POWERFUL NEET IN THE GEN


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 11:58:30 [Preview] No.160126 del
>>160113
Sounds like a quality meal. Enjoy!

>>160114
Buy some fresh thai chilli tomorrow. Crush one up and take a whiff. Should clear your sinuses pretty quick

>>160118
You have no appreciation of the level of BASED that Nuro is


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:00:57 [Preview] No.160127 del
Prolapsed.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:01:37 [Preview] No.160128 del
I need to buy peanut butter tomorrow when granddad does his morning IGA run so I can do my peanut butter sandwich and protein shake day.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:03:23 [Preview] No.160129 del
>>160128
I look forward to the pics.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:04:49 [Preview] No.160131 del
Still no new Ashley post.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:11:20 [Preview] No.160132 del
Could do with a wank but it's too cold


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:12:15 [Preview] No.160133 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:14:26 [Preview] No.160134 del
Cruisey allegedly warming up to the idea of a neet up with webby


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:19:40 [Preview] No.160135 del
>someone pushed my baby leaves to the back of the fridge so they're mostly frozen


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:20:15 [Preview] No.160136 del
>>160131
She sent ME a pic ;)


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:21:27 [Preview] No.160137 del
>>160135
That's child abuse


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:21:34 [Preview] No.160138 del
>>160135
My old fridge used to do that. A real pain in the bum.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:23:32 [Preview] No.160139 del
>>160138
Worse when someone keeps pushing stuff to the back of the fridge despite being asked by others not to do that.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:25:27 [Preview] No.160140 del
>>160139
The female roommate?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:27:48 [Preview] No.160141 del
>>160139
It's clear that whoever did so has no respect for you


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:28:36 [Preview] No.160142 del
Good night. See ya'll tomorrow


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:29:04 [Preview] No.160143 del
>>160142
Good night


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:30:32 [Preview] No.160144 del
SUCKLE ME DRY YOU DIRTY NEET FUCKERS


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:57:48 [Preview] No.160145 del
I’m so drunk bros


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:58:17 [Preview] No.160146 del
Dettol water free hand wash.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 12:58:43 [Preview] No.160147 del
>>160146
>>160145
DON'T DRINK IT!!!


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:07:47 [Preview] No.160148 del
>>159737
>Wild Turkey
Good stuff.
>>160108
Looks tasty.
>>160113
Did you have any condiments with your kebabs.
Having a can of stout from a craft brewery in Shitbourne that I got from Dan's, it's rather mediocre, Cooper's Best Extra Stout, Best Stout.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:09:33 [Preview] No.160149 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:12:47 [Preview] No.160150 del
>>160084
>>160084
I make you all that OC, all those mentions in videos, this Gen....
Still left out.
If this is slack, I don't want it.
Not feeling the based at all.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:14:10 [Preview] No.160151 del
>>160108
That looks good enough to fill a gaping hole


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:15:21 [Preview] No.160152 del
>>160119
True. I am forgotten.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:15:44 [Preview] No.160153 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:16:31 [Preview] No.160154 del
>>160150
Nuro is Based but his NEET lore is not all it should be. He does not know who he should love.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:17:46 [Preview] No.160155 del
>>160134
I have been for a long time.
I asked him for his phone number a couple weeks ago so we could catch up but he didn't put out for me.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:20:02 [Preview] No.160156 del
>>160155
On the gen?
Webby needs to be courted privately


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:20:28 [Preview] No.160157 del
>>160154
He loves Webby and Posso.
I feel like Monaro.
Always at the center of it all, but never given the respect deserved.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:20:54 [Preview] No.160158 del
>>160156
I made him a vocaroo, then emailed him.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:28:33 [Preview] No.160159 del
Good night friends.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:29:20 [Preview] No.160160 del
>>160159
Good night my friend.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:29:51 [Preview] No.160161 del
>>160157
Don't worry we can be the mong gang all together
t. monaro


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:31:00 [Preview] No.160162 del
>>160160
Thanks for the day out.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:31:36 [Preview] No.160163 del
>>160161
Birds of a feather.
Mong gang.
https://voca.ro/oxXd8dFibkX


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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 13:35:02 [Preview] No.160165 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 14:00:48 [Preview] No.160166 del
So...Cruisey and Possum did the nasty and nuro is jealous and hates Cruisey again?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 14:01:13 [Preview] No.160167 del
>>160166
t.NEET that never watches videos or listens to vocaroos


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 14:04:05 [Preview] No.160168 del
Goodnight fellas.
Especially Cruisey, you're a good lad.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 14:06:08 [Preview] No.160169 del
https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/apply-appliance-replacement-offer

Might be good for any NEETs looking for a cheap fridge or TV


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 14:22:38 [Preview] No.160170 del
>>160167
If you watched videos and listened to vocaroos you'd know.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 16:21:03 [Preview] No.160171 del
everyone always gives love to Cruisey and Monaro but never SoyFreeNEET
keep up the good work learning spanish so you can form the latin NEET ethanolstate


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 16:23:22 [Preview] No.160172 del
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>>160171
I'm also learning Norwegian, all the Norskposting has been my doing.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 16:25:05 [Preview] No.160173 del
>>160172
So are you secretly varg sent here to stop the wanks :^)


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 17:27:27 [Preview] No.160174 del
cold


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 17:47:45 [Preview] No.160175 del
UPDATE
still cold


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:30:37 [Preview] No.160176 del
UPDATE
still cold


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:31:25 [Preview] No.160177 del
Jeg drikker kaffe med proteinpulver.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:35:49 [Preview] No.160178 del
>tfw no pet lizard


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:43:01 [Preview] No.160179 del
>>160174
>>160175
>>160176

I told you motherfuckers literally a few weeks ago to stop complaining about the heat because soon you would be complaining about the cold and la di da here we fucking are


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:43:16 [Preview] No.160180 del
Elg is Norwegian for moose but sounds like to elk.
Mus is Norwegian for mouse but sounds like moose.
Dyr is Norwegian for animal but sounds like deer.
Hjort is Norwegian for deer but sounds like yacht.
Står is Norwegian for stand but sounds like store.
Edderkoppen is Norwegian for the spider and is a fun word to say.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:43:54 [Preview] No.160181 del
>>160179
Wow, almost like you can see the future.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:48:02 [Preview] No.160182 del
It was cold once.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:53:54 [Preview] No.160183 del
>>160181
next your going to say your feet hurt


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:55:54 [Preview] No.160184 del
>>160183
I don't have feet.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 19:56:49 [Preview] No.160185 del
Houses didn't exist in the 80s.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:15:01 [Preview] No.160186 del
My nose is running and I can't catch it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:31:39 [Preview] No.160187 del
>>160184
you have no penis either


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:41:49 [Preview] No.160188 del
>>160182
Its not cold enough and im overwarm in my full arctic gear. FML


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:44:06 [Preview] No.160189 del
>>160169
It's just one per household but still a good deal.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:45:22 [Preview] No.160190 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 20:58:03 [Preview] No.160191 del
Morning NEEToes.

>>160190
Good morning.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:03:51 [Preview] No.160192 del
>>160190
>>160191
Morning Lads


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:07:32 [Preview] No.160193 del
>>160190
>>160191
>>160192
Morning neeties. Just had some custard for breakfast. Stomach's feeling kinda stuffed now.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:10:55 [Preview] No.160194 del
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Good morning /ausneets/ I made this post yesterday >>>159487 about doing a kc scramble for Africa. I'm just following up on that post.

You guys currently own most of the Eastern African coastal nations, most of the Nations surrounding Lake Victoria and Chad.

You are currently in a war against Brazil over the Congo territories. You can find the follow up post in kc around here >>>/kc/36931/


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:16:20 [Preview] No.160195 del
Didn't properly memorise a password to an encrypted disk I set up a last week, now I've lost all my work. I'm such a mong.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:25:49 [Preview] No.160196 del
>>160194
All I need to know is Chad is secure in our hands.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:26:32 [Preview] No.160197 del
>>160195
How complex is the password?
I lost a password once and took about an hour to recover it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:28:35 [Preview] No.160198 del
>>160197
I kept typing until the encryption screen told me it was a 'good' password. I do remember some of it, just not all of it.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:32:41 [Preview] No.160199 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:33:45 [Preview] No.160200 del
>>160195
Kek. This is the universe telling you its time to move on from boong porn and start collecting mallard porn


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:47:08 [Preview] No.160201 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:47:20 [Preview] No.160202 del
>>160198
I at one stage had to write down the combinations. It also good to learn the passwords with a song playing in your head


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:47:42 [Preview] No.160203 del
>>160193
Custard is not a breaky food.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:49:38 [Preview] No.160204 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:55:37 [Preview] No.160205 del
>>160158
Isn't the problem that email address as screen captures have been posted that emails aren't being sent to that address from gmail.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:56:51 [Preview] No.160206 del
NEETs once complained about the quality of Daily Mail articles but do other news agencies have articles written by Tony:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8351063/Why-escape-Brussels-kowtow-Beijing-asks-former-Australian-prime-minister-TONY-ABBOTT.html


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:59:03 [Preview] No.160207 del
>>160203
This neet doesn't sound like a real neet.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:08:45 [Preview] No.160208 del
>>160206
Big Tones asks the HARD questions


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:09:52 [Preview] No.160209 del
>>160205
Excuses.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:39:27 [Preview] No.160210 del
>30 minutes


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:42:58 [Preview] No.160211 del
God morgen mine venner.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:44:24 [Preview] No.160212 del
>>160211
Good morning, nice of you to finally join us.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:46:25 [Preview] No.160213 del
>>160212
I've been here all night.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 22:51:23 [Preview] No.160214 del
>>160213
I was looking, I didn't see you.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:07:21 [Preview] No.160215 del
>>160214
Liar,you spent the whole night looking at Webbys arse again


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:12:02 [Preview] No.160216 del
>>160215
Weber has hidden his arse from my snorkel.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:13:43 [Preview] No.160217 del
>>160215
DO NOT DENY THE PROPHECY!!!


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:14:25 [Preview] No.160218 del
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NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:16:26 [Preview] No.160219 del
>>160218
>svart kaffe


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:18:12 [Preview] No.160220 del
>>160218
Good morning Al.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:31:06 [Preview] No.160221 del
Beans.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:31:56 [Preview] No.160222 del
Cauliflower.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:37:21 [Preview] No.160223 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:39:17 [Preview] No.160224 del
>>160223
But you promised.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:39:57 [Preview] No.160225 del
>>160224
I lied.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:40:31 [Preview] No.160226 del
That's what makes you beautiful.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:40:56 [Preview] No.160227 del
>>160225
Lies make your bulge shrink.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:43:58 [Preview] No.160228 del
>>160227
My fingers are cold!


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:44:48 [Preview] No.160229 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:45:22 [Preview] No.160230 del
Thinking of getting chicken wings from IGA. Either ones from the deli or unmarinated ones to marinade myself.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:46:39 [Preview] No.160231 del
>>160230
Marinaded ones are easier.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:49:03 [Preview] No.160232 del
>>160231
You're easier.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:49:05 [Preview] No.160233 del
You light up my world like nobody else.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:51:01 [Preview] No.160234 del
>>160228
sit on them

>>160230
Did my massive plate of wings give you the desire to get some?


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:52:00 [Preview] No.160235 del
>>160203
I dreamt I was on a train, going into the city. Then I remembered corona-chan and quickly got off the train and tried to walk home, but I got lost. It was very confusing.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:52:50 [Preview] No.160236 del
>>160234
Not all NEETjuice is worthy marinade.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:52:55 [Preview] No.160237 del


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:53:21 [Preview] No.160238 del
>>160235
> very confusing.
Like how that relates to custard.


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:56:23 [Preview] No.160239 del
Has coronavirus sparked a 'Fear Of Going Out'? | A Current Affair

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bvvPShJeHjw [Embed]


NEET 05/23/2020 (Sat) 23:59:15 [Preview] No.160240 del
>>160237
Get at least a kilo, preferably two and freeze some. My local nIGA occasionally sells cooked 'chicken nibbles' but they're more expensive per kilo. Good luck


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:01:39 [Preview] No.160241 del
>>160240
>nIGA
Hmmm


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:02:15 [Preview] No.160242 del
>>160235
You got roofied.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:06:25 [Preview] No.160243 del
>>160242
Custard up his bum.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:12:12 [Preview] No.160244 del
Marinaded Mallard with custard.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:12:17 [Preview] No.160245 del
>>160240
I'll be going to Coles instead now. I'll probably just get 2kg of chicken wings from the butcher near Coles in the shopping center now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:14:19 [Preview] No.160246 del
>>160235
I caught the train to my mates place yesterday.
It was nearly empty but a fat old crazy woman decided to sit opposite me and stare at me.
It was quite unpleasant.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:15:32 [Preview] No.160247 del
>>160245
Can you get me 30kg of custard and a pack of seroquel please


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:16:01 [Preview] No.160248 del
>>160246
She wanted to ruffle your feathers.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:16:30 [Preview] No.160249 del
>>160248
I was worried she'd start ranting at me tbh.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:16:50 [Preview] No.160250 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:17:54 [Preview] No.160251 del
>>160245
Go now before it gets too busy

>>160246
Public transport attracts all the crazies. So glad to own a vehicle


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:18:01 [Preview] No.160252 del
>>160250
No horses allowed


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:19:03 [Preview] No.160253 del
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>>160239
oh it the FOGO crowd. im sure tracy's beat up will not spread this retarded psychological conndition like a the virus itself.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:19:29 [Preview] No.160254 del
No grocery haul pics either, that's my shtick


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:19:58 [Preview] No.160255 del
>>160254
You ain't got no copyright cunt


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:20:39 [Preview] No.160256 del
Keep doing lots of small poos. Very unpleasant.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:20:46 [Preview] No.160257 del
>>160254
I'm too lazy to do them anyway.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:23:36 [Preview] No.160258 del
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>>160254
I don't have a camera so I drew my groceries.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:25:47 [Preview] No.160259 del
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>>160253
> tracy's beat up spread


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:27:23 [Preview] No.160260 del
>>160258
was the popaoo on special?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:30:20 [Preview] No.160261 del
>>160256
If you eat greasy food it does that to you.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:32:39 [Preview] No.160262 del
>>160261
I haven't though. I've been living off weetbix, dahl and curries for a while now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:34:19 [Preview] No.160263 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:36:55 [Preview] No.160265 del
Going to make a beef and mushroom stew.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:39:44 [Preview] No.160267 del
>>160265
Do you have some crusty bread?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:47:15 [Preview] No.160268 del
>>160264
That's the fat woman from Pizza


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:48:06 [Preview] No.160269 del
>>160263
>>160263
I'll be programming in javascript soon.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:52:00 [Preview] No.160270 del
another day in paradise neetoes


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:56:11 [Preview] No.160271 del
Did you neets watch housos much?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 00:59:13 [Preview] No.160272 del
>>160271
Back in the day yes.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:00:39 [Preview] No.160273 del
>>160271
I didn't really get in to it tbh, I also didn't have a TV when it was on sbs.
I liked fat pizza though.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:01:27 [Preview] No.160274 del
>>160271
I've never really watched much TV. Is it worth watching?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:09:34 [Preview] No.160275 del
>>160274
It depends how classy you are. If you are from a bit of a bogan background it is much better.

>>160273
>>160272
Yeah, I liked it but never had much desire to watch it. Like I'd watch an episode and think it was funny but then not want to watch another episode for a month or so.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:12:44 [Preview] No.160276 del
>>160262
I was going to buy some ghee the other day and it was like $12 for a small jar so I said "fuck YOU India"...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:19:17 [Preview] No.160277 del
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Howdy NEEToes, me and the missus went for a drive down to Kiama, had some breakfast and a gander at the blowhole.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:20:17 [Preview] No.160278 del
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>>160270
Ain't it just


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:22:09 [Preview] No.160279 del
>>160277
I hope she blows your hole when you get back home, and you erupt in her mouth like in the last pic


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:22:59 [Preview] No.160280 del
>>160277
That's a big hole


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:23:29 [Preview] No.160281 del
>>160279
Maybe later tonight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:24:23 [Preview] No.160282 del
>>160280
Big frothy coom


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:38:22 [Preview] No.160283 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:44:02 [Preview] No.160284 del
Farmhouse hunger tamer with the chicken burger and an iced coffee, a slab of sparkling, twelve packs of mints, pants are about to come off, Monaro is going out, minecraft is already open.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:44:49 [Preview] No.160285 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:46:44 [Preview] No.160286 del
>>160278
I haven't seen a good Fraser in a while.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:47:10 [Preview] No.160287 del
>>160276
Meanwhile, sweet little poojeetas work tirelessly, sweating from their tender armpits producing jars by the dozen, barely able to provide more than a bowl of rice for their families.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:49:18 [Preview] No.160288 del
>>160285
I'm going to leave the whopper for later.
Their chicken royale burger is very nice.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:50:13 [Preview] No.160289 del
>>160269
You poor bastard.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:51:27 [Preview] No.160290 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:51:47 [Preview] No.160291 del
Gonna have some apple crumble and custard for lunch.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:53:51 [Preview] No.160292 del
>>160291
very naughty behaviour


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:56:24 [Preview] No.160293 del
Coles had no mushrooms or turnips. They did that solely to spite me, I'm sure of it. I got a cabbage at least.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:57:11 [Preview] No.160294 del
Would any of you neets be interested in watching Ned tonight on cytube?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:57:43 [Preview] No.160295 del
>>160294
Who is Ned?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:59:24 [Preview] No.160296 del
>>160291
You know where to put the custard.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 01:59:42 [Preview] No.160297 del
>>160293
I bet they had cauliflower.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:00:05 [Preview] No.160298 del
>>160295
I think it's a comedy Ned Kelly movie.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:01:31 [Preview] No.160299 del
>>160297
They did, I didn't buy any though.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:03:00 [Preview] No.160300 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:15:56 [Preview] No.160301 del
>>160293
Did you get the wings?

>>160299
I really enjoyed Kurt Russell's performance in Death Proof, especially when he slammed the brakes and that dumb blonde trash got fucked up. Used to think she was hot until it shaved its head and became full man-hating SJW


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:20:44 [Preview] No.160302 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:31:59 [Preview] No.160303 del
>>160302
VERY disappointed in you...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:39:02 [Preview] No.160304 del
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GTAV PC here I come...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:45:25 [Preview] No.160305 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:47:55 [Preview] No.160306 del
Flushing toilets.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 02:59:23 [Preview] No.160307 del
What are?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:02:38 [Preview] No.160308 del
>>160295
Ned (2003). It is a fairly low brow but alright Australian comedy about the Kelly Gang. It has the right sort of humour to appeal to neets.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:05:00 [Preview] No.160309 del
boiled pizza


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:07:04 [Preview] No.160310 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:07:31 [Preview] No.160311 del
>who is Ned?
That question should be on any Aussie citizenship form. If they can't answer then off they go back to the shithole they came from


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:08:11 [Preview] No.160312 del
And I ain't talking about any jew-film


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:09:03 [Preview] No.160313 del
>>160311
Who is Ned Kelly is a bit different to who is Ned.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:09:37 [Preview] No.160314 del
>>160312
All films are Jew films.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:10:14 [Preview] No.160315 del
>>160277
Hello mate. Very nice.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:12:16 [Preview] No.160316 del
Jim Russell


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:12:18 [Preview] No.160317 del
I slept for 12 hours.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:15:11 [Preview] No.160318 del
SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD! SWEAR WORD!


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:17:18 [Preview] No.160319 del
I am not fond of the Jew. I hope we don't have any Jews here.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:18:35 [Preview] No.160320 del
Monaro is a Jew


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:18:41 [Preview] No.160321 del
My hatred of the Jew keeps me up at night.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:19:20 [Preview] No.160322 del
Nuro is a Chinese Jew.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:19:52 [Preview] No.160323 del
Webby.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:20:03 [Preview] No.160324 del
Who?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:21:48 [Preview] No.160325 del
Imagine liking Star Wars.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:22:54 [Preview] No.160326 del
Wish I had a son tbqh


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:23:51 [Preview] No.160327 del
But to get that I'd have to accomplish being a man first...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:25:28 [Preview] No.160328 del
>>160327
>to accomplish


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:31:47 [Preview] No.160329 del
>>160311
He was a fookin' low life irishman, a thief, a liar and a murderer. We need better heroes than that.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:35:19 [Preview] No.160330 del
Having a coopers best extra stout, very tasty.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:35:35 [Preview] No.160331 del
>>160326
IKTFB. I wish I had a wife, some sons, some daughters, a few dogs.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:35:49 [Preview] No.160332 del
>>160329
>irishman
>before the other insults


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:36:15 [Preview] No.160333 del
>>160329
I can't tell if you are talking about Dan or Ned.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:38:32 [Preview] No.160334 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:39:30 [Preview] No.160335 del
>>160329
He was a good boy and dindu nuffin


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:41:38 [Preview] No.160337 del
>>160330
I'm having a sparkling.
I read a couple reviews that said that it has a bad 'end' to it.
That I think either means aftertaste after each sip, but it might mean the bottom of the bottle.
If it means the end of the bottle, that's because it has some of the same chunky shit pale has.
Which is shit and tastes vile.
But if it's the aftertaste, it seems good.
I don't get how people judge alcohol, or taste in general.
I get you can define characteristics and flavours/sensations in it but they judge it more as whether they like it or not.
So now I don't know if I can taste stuff correctly or my taste is what it is.
It seems ok.
Reviews should be more straight forward, not mentioning shit like how you describe a NEET fragrance.
Hmm.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:44:11 [Preview] No.160338 del
>>160337
After taste is fine, it's probably got a lot of sediment at the bottom which I don't mind.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:45:34 [Preview] No.160339 del
My stories have no third act, I was told.
I breached corona restrictions and touched his hand while discussing the human need for touch.
There was a discussion about prostitutes and the disparity of gf experiences.
How some pros will only do some things for some patrons.
The Indian was not allowed to come on her face, he said.
He finished with, you look good in those pants, much better than those jeans.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:46:44 [Preview] No.160340 del
>>160338
I like the taste of pale more but I'll only drink it on tap so that shit stays in the barrel.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:47:45 [Preview] No.160341 del
>>160340
Big wuss, the crud at the bottom will put hairs on your chest.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:48:52 [Preview] No.160342 del
>>160341
I am a sleek NEET, bald and oiled.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:49:27 [Preview] No.160343 del
>>160339
Your intercourse with Weber will not be so satisfying. I guarantee it.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:49:43 [Preview] No.160344 del
There is a man on 16chan that doesn't like my vocaroos.
A mean, mean man.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:51:52 [Preview] No.160345 del
>>160344
Sounds like a boy, not a man.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:54:00 [Preview] No.160346 del
>>160337
It means those idiots didn't 'shake' the bottle to mix the 'yeast sediment'


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:55:57 [Preview] No.160347 del
>>160344
That's me. I liked them until you started posting nothing but them...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:57:38 [Preview] No.160348 del
>>160344
The NEETs over there have gone feral without the guidance of the council.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 03:59:09 [Preview] No.160349 del
>>160346
It has to do with coopers fermenting their beer in the bottles, shaking it wouldn't do shit.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:02:28 [Preview] No.160350 del
>>160346
You roll it, don't shake it.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:02:48 [Preview] No.160351 del
>>160347
I post lots more than just vocaroos.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:04:11 [Preview] No.160353 del
I meant to post that on the other one.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:09:22 [Preview] No.160355 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:10:09 [Preview] No.160356 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:15:37 [Preview] No.160358 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:15:45 [Preview] No.160359 del
It's getting too narky in here for me. Having some brunch before heading out in search of a decent heater


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:18:32 [Preview] No.160361 del
>>160359
Narky? who has been bullying you?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:22:31 [Preview] No.160363 del
I should stop.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:24:48 [Preview] No.160364 del
>>160363
Flush the choof down the toilet.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:31:26 [Preview] No.160365 del
Had 25mg of seroquel last night but couldn't get to sleep so I took another 100mg at 4am and slept until 2:20pm


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:36:34 [Preview] No.160366 del
>>160365
Not good.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:39:42 [Preview] No.160367 del
>>160365
Good work neet


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:39:46 [Preview] No.160368 del
>>160194
>We get Cruisey's Monaros homeland as well as Chad for NEETs like Monk and Shitey
impeccable neetlore
all we need now is Bir Tawil as that's basically where Monaro wants to set up the ethanolstate and that's it


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:41:40 [Preview] No.160369 del
Cruisey, tell Posso to stop sending me vile abusive emails.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:44:34 [Preview] No.160370 del
>>160304
it might not even play gta as that i5 is weaker than mine which can't granted the graphics card is the issue


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:47:59 [Preview] No.160371 del
Possum, tell Cruisey to stop sending me bulge pics.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:48:18 [Preview] No.160372 del
>>160365
Medicated.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:48:54 [Preview] No.160373 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:56:28 [Preview] No.160374 del
>>160368
>Bir Tawil
>between Egypt and Sudan
We don't have that, do we?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:56:49 [Preview] No.160375 del
>>160369
But they are replies.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:57:46 [Preview] No.160376 del
>>160371
They seek replies.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:58:00 [Preview] No.160377 del
>>160375
He forces me to reply to him.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 04:58:54 [Preview] No.160378 del
>>160377
How does he force you?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:03:44 [Preview] No.160379 del
Possum tied me to his frangipanies in the rain so he could tend to his tomato plants and spanish lessons once.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:09:25 [Preview] No.160380 del
>>160378
He says Cruisey will send more bulge pics if I stop replying.
And that he will kill my cat.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:16:26 [Preview] No.160381 del
Possum came round and killed my cat and screamed maniacally "YOU'RE NEXT CUNT" at my front door once.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:17:38 [Preview] No.160382 del
Possum got some embarrassing videos of me in exchange for letting me see his soap holder.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:20:15 [Preview] No.160383 del
>>160382
If he ever gets access to Webbys arse footage we're all doomed.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:21:33 [Preview] No.160384 del
>>160383
The arse gnomes caught HPV off monk


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:22:47 [Preview] No.160386 del
>>160384
And transmitted it to nuro with his coffee ....
The plot thickens ...


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:23:55 [Preview] No.160387 del
>>160385
You have been blocked


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:24:58 [Preview] No.160388 del
>>160387
It's this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CacOaDR7YWA [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:25:07 [Preview] No.160389 del
>>160385
You have been mocked


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:26:38 [Preview] No.160390 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fE2U9SnuLD8 [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:31:23 [Preview] No.160391 del
>>160390
I've seen Rodney live.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:36:06 [Preview] No.160392 del
>>160391
He is a high quality entertainer.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:37:39 [Preview] No.160393 del
>>160392
He's a good lad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2UnhAfHE3M [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:43:29 [Preview] No.160394 del
I prefer American Jewish humour to that coarse Australian stuff.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:46:17 [Preview] No.160395 del
>>160390
Also just noticed

>Jamberoo hotel

Was down there last week, he lives in that area.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:46:50 [Preview] No.160396 del
>>160393
Didn't know any of that.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:46:56 [Preview] No.160397 del
>>160394
He's a rude cunt aye

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:47:51 [Preview] No.160398 del
>>160396
Yeah he had a lot of trouble with the law because of his extreme bantz.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:50:36 [Preview] No.160399 del
Listening to Rodney Rude and forgot that the bath was running.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHJm6Ci3COA [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:52:37 [Preview] No.160400 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z9y9sT6dbJQ [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:57:56 [Preview] No.160401 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:58:26 [Preview] No.160402 del
Posso once held me down and flogged me with a bong hose.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 05:59:31 [Preview] No.160403 del
>>160401
I'm going to go have a bath and listen to the rest of the album I'm on.
Pretty good.
I've only watched a few videos of his before.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:00:52 [Preview] No.160404 del
>>160403
My old man has one of his albums from the 80s on vinyl, I think it's called "I hate that"


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:03:56 [Preview] No.160405 del
>>160404
It's called I hate cats.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:04:19 [Preview] No.160406 del
>>160405
It is not.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:04:21 [Preview] No.160407 del
>Oooooh, a dinnerbox cat


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:06:09 [Preview] No.160408 del
>>160406
>>160406
You are deluding yourself on the subject my good sir.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:07:45 [Preview] No.160409 del
Mission Heater was a failure. It's as if I'm not the only one in this town who feels the cold...

Picked up a bottle of vodka on the way home. That should keep me warm...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WAYbwt8vU [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:09:34 [Preview] No.160410 del
These coopers extra stouts are rather strong.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:32:49 [Preview] No.160411 del
My 5xl trackies are getting kinda tight neets


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:33:40 [Preview] No.160412 del
>>160411
bigboi


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:40:29 [Preview] No.160413 del
>>160411
Just pretend they're leggings


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:40:52 [Preview] No.160414 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:42:02 [Preview] No.160415 del
Got a pork roasting on the weber q hope the wind and cold weather doesn't effect the crackling.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.160416 del
>>160411
Remove the waist cord, that might give you some more slack.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:43:49 [Preview] No.160417 del
>>160415
I look forward to the pic of the finished roast.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:46:15 [Preview] No.160418 del
>>160417
I'll snap a pic for ya, I'll try and snap a pic of the roast veggies Cindy made too.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:46:34 [Preview] No.160419 del
>>160418
Good boy.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:50:10 [Preview] No.160420 del
>>160417
I'm waiting on the pic from the neet having a bath, I long to see the Snorkel


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:51:30 [Preview] No.160421 del
>>160420
The snorkel is the last thing they ever see.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:51:40 [Preview] No.160422 del
>>160418
You're a good sport.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:57:38 [Preview] No.160423 del
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>>160419
>>160422
The crakling didn't turn out so good, so we are putting it under the grill in the oven, regardless Mr Benson approves of the pork.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:58:38 [Preview] No.160424 del
>>160423
Looks nice and juicy.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:58:45 [Preview] No.160425 del
>>160411
Time for 6XL draws even closer.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:58:45 [Preview] No.160426 del
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Roast spuds still baking away.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:58:46 [Preview] No.160427 del
>>160411
jaysus christ


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:59:03 [Preview] No.160428 del
>>160423
Lovely.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 06:59:21 [Preview] No.160429 del
(114.36 KB 1434x805 taters.JPG)


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:00:09 [Preview] No.160430 del
>>160423
Looks very nice


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:00:25 [Preview] No.160431 del
>>160423
>>160426
Looks delicious.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:01:11 [Preview] No.160432 del
>>160423
Is Cindy wearing leopard print pants? Lovely.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:02:04 [Preview] No.160433 del
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, decided with my mate to postpone me visiting him until next weekend, probably going to go to Dan's anyway.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:02:18 [Preview] No.160434 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:02:56 [Preview] No.160435 del
>>160411
Check the tag, they might be 6xl


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:03:21 [Preview] No.160436 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:04:18 [Preview] No.160437 del
>>160429
They're looking good.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:12:40 [Preview] No.160438 del
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(209.39 KB 1521x845 potatoe.JPG)
Gravy and a better shot of the veggies.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:16:05 [Preview] No.160439 del
>>160438
Lovely gravy colour.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:19:00 [Preview] No.160440 del
fuck australians
fuck australians
fuck australians
fuck australians
fuck australains
fuck australians


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:20:18 [Preview] No.160441 del
>>160440
You better fuck me.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:20:54 [Preview] No.160442 del
>>160425
We had a neet almost upgrade to 6xl the other day, but he declined. Do we have any official 6xl and up neets? I wanna be number 1 at something.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:22:19 [Preview] No.160443 del
>>160441
fuck you
fuck australians
fuck australians


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:23:52 [Preview] No.160444 del
>>160442
Mummybot has to custom make my clothes now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:37:44 [Preview] No.160445 del
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>>160442
That was me. I am currently still on the 5XL but I have made contingencies for future expansion.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:39:26 [Preview] No.160446 del
>>160445
You're a big guy.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:43:06 [Preview] No.160447 del
too many fatties in here


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:44:43 [Preview] No.160448 del
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>>160447
We will eat you for Breakfast skele


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:45:26 [Preview] No.160449 del
A delightful pork roast and taters, the crackling turned out perfect.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FIJucxYWx44 [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:46:08 [Preview] No.160450 del
>>160446
I'm Big Joe.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:46:46 [Preview] No.160451 del
>>160449
Well done m8. I am jelly.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:47:21 [Preview] No.160452 del
Fuck all these fat cunts. You're all nasty neets because of your sleep apnea induced fatigue.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:47:58 [Preview] No.160453 del
Which exec eats the most in a day?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:48:32 [Preview] No.160454 del
>>160453
I eat 10,000 calories a day minimum.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:48:41 [Preview] No.160455 del
>tfw by /ausneets/ standards I am only a size L in shirts and 36 waist in pants.

I still consider myself a bigboi, need to lose 10gk.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:49:44 [Preview] No.160456 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:50:01 [Preview] No.160457 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:50:06 [Preview] No.160458 del
>>160455
A mere manager.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:50:08 [Preview] No.160459 del
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Our land UNNA


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:50:12 [Preview] No.160460 del
>>160453
I have binging cycles, I don't have a regular amount I eat.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:50:57 [Preview] No.160461 del
>>160457
Gravametric kilotons.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:51:29 [Preview] No.160462 del
I have been binge eating bicycles, I don't care what regular people think.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:52:53 [Preview] No.160463 del
>>160462
Staunchly?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:54:21 [Preview] No.160464 del
If an executive surpasses CEO status, his event horizon will implode and cause a blackhole where all skeles will fall into oblivion.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 07:56:13 [Preview] No.160465 del
>>160464
Our highly trained NEET councillors and posadist greys have confirmed such an event taking place.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:06:13 [Preview] No.160466 del
>>160465
From Wikipedia

The known history of Execnova observation goes back to 185 AD, when Execnova SN 185 appeared; which is the oldest appearance of a Execnova recorded by humankind. Several additional Execnovae within the Milky Way galaxy have been recorded since that time, with SN 1604 being the most recent Execnova to be observed in this galaxy.[1] Execnova 1987A was visible to naked eye in southern hemisphere occurring in a nearby galaxy the Large Magellanic Cloud.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:08:27 [Preview] No.160467 del
Back from Dan's, bought a couple of bottles of Cooper's Mild Ale and a can of some craft shit.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:10:10 [Preview] No.160468 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:11:56 [Preview] No.160469 del
>>160462
orally?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:13:17 [Preview] No.160470 del
>>160466
Incredible.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:13:34 [Preview] No.160471 del
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FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY DIDNT I EVER TRY TO GET A GF IN HIGH SCHOOL
WHY?????


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.160472 del
>>160471
You weren't ready for one then.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:14:57 [Preview] No.160473 del
>tfw balls ache


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.160474 del
>>160471
I only had one gf in high school, she had big boobs.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:16:05 [Preview] No.160475 del
>>160473
You need to go to the Dr's and get an ultrasound on your strained tubes.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:16:09 [Preview] No.160476 del
>>160474
Is she obese now?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:17:02 [Preview] No.160477 del
>>160475
Nah, I'm being a degenerate.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:17:49 [Preview] No.160478 del
>>160476
I dunno, haven't spoken to her in about 8 years.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:18:21 [Preview] No.160479 del
I'm gonna have pizza.
Dead animal and a supreme.
And a garlic bread


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:18:26 [Preview] No.160480 del
>>160478
>spoken to her
I just assumed you still stalked her on social media.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:18:45 [Preview] No.160481 del
>>160478
Call her up and ask her.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:23:45 [Preview] No.160482 del
Did you hear about the meth head with a fetish for roadworks?
He liked speed humps


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:25:38 [Preview] No.160483 del
>>160482
Very moderately bantered.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:28:26 [Preview] No.160484 del
Greetings NEEToes.
How was everyones week?

Mine was fantastic. Didn't touch a drink from Monday till Friday, and surprised myself by only drinking 3 cans on Friday too. I was feeling very fresh, productive, calm, great in general. Got a lot done, laid out some plans and actioned them like a professional.
Had 10 stds last night but that is ok, still ticked off a lot of things today, including a job application because after nearly a year (!) at this joint I think its time to level up and try to up my salary. Home life has been good this past week when I'm not hungover all the time.
Having some oaties and a little bedroom sesh tonight but I think its deserved even if its mildly reckless.

I've been pondering how I can apply Agile in my personal life and work as sprints and create personal goals/projects with associated kanban boards instead of a an unorganised mess of todo lists and weekly agendas that have seem limited success. Something I really enjoy thinking about while getting baked.
Hopefully this job application goes well, it'll be a 20k pay rise and the job descriptions sounds more or less the same as what I'm doing now.
This has been a good week. I feel like a real aspiring data science professional for once and not just some drop kick derro piss head. Might be the recent haircut.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:29:04 [Preview] No.160485 del
>>160480
She still looks okay.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:29:36 [Preview] No.160486 del
>>160484
Sounds like you are doing well mate. Good on ya.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:31:23 [Preview] No.160487 del
>>160484
Good stuff m8, you have got your life together and moving forward.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:31:33 [Preview] No.160488 del
>>160484
>Had 10 stds

ANAL HPV?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:32:40 [Preview] No.160489 del
>>160484
>oaties
This is a very long post for the Monk impersonator.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:33:53 [Preview] No.160490 del
>>160471
Probably because they scattered like gazelles fleeing for their lives when you drew near.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:35:10 [Preview] No.160491 del
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>>160480
>tfw you've just spent the afternoon stalking girls online that you knew briefly in uni a decade ago


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:35:40 [Preview] No.160492 del
>>160489
Is it really monk and he has just retired his old NEETname?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:36:44 [Preview] No.160493 del
>>160492
No,he is a false mong.
Do not fall for his tricks.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:37:23 [Preview] No.160494 del
>>160484
Very promising. Did you get another Chad haircut?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:37:36 [Preview] No.160495 del
>>160484
>the recent haircut.
Is it fashy?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:37:42 [Preview] No.160496 del
>>160493
Hmmm, I genuinely miss monk, if it is him, he should post a bulge/elbow pic.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:38:21 [Preview] No.160497 del
I don't know why the BO just lets the Monk impersonator continue.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:39:32 [Preview] No.160498 del
>>160497
I suspect hand jobs may be involved.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.160499 del
>>160490
>scattered like gazelles fleeing for their lives when you drew near.
That was quite a poetic insult.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:40:54 [Preview] No.160500 del
>>160498
Indeed


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:41:45 [Preview] No.160501 del
>>160497
If you can come up with a definitive test to determine with absolute certainty that is not Monk, sure. I am not cleaning up after someone decides to spam the board.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:43:40 [Preview] No.160502 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:44:38 [Preview] No.160503 del
>>160501
Do you want him to wank you off though?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.160504 del
>>160502
There once a picture posted but it was claimed to be an old picture.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:45:03 [Preview] No.160505 del
Yeah, its a super faschy chad haircut. I'm impressed. Had to wait like 30 minutes in the line for it too.
Elbow looks different now that I'm over 100kg


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.160506 del
>>160498
Troubling


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:45:32 [Preview] No.160507 del
>>160504
I'd say a timestamped bulge is the only way.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:46:09 [Preview] No.160508 del
Endchan doesn't support .heic images :(


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:46:57 [Preview] No.160509 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:47:18 [Preview] No.160510 del
>>160508
Endchan can barely support my arse


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:47:22 [Preview] No.160511 del
>>160505
>Elbow looks different now that I'm over 100kg

Post rump


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:47:49 [Preview] No.160512 del
>>160509
He's gotta wank someone off though right?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:48:23 [Preview] No.160513 del
Monaro just tell this cunt to stop impersonating Monk.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:48:34 [Preview] No.160514 del
No one has the elbow or the bulge to impersonate a sick cunt like me


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:48:57 [Preview] No.160515 del
>>160513
monknuro


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:49:27 [Preview] No.160516 del
>>160514
You have hairy boobs


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:51:19 [Preview] No.160517 del
>>160514
Post that bulge.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:51:52 [Preview] No.160518 del
>>160514
That keyboard is horrific.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:52:19 [Preview] No.160519 del
>>160514
Now wank off the BO


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:52:36 [Preview] No.160520 del
>>160518
I got it a few days ago and I must say I am very impressed by it.
I don't think I can go back to normal flat non-ergo keyboards


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:52:44 [Preview] No.160521 del
I'm confused. Monk got fat?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:53:59 [Preview] No.160522 del
>>160520
You're probably right about it being easy to type on, it's just not very aesthetic.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:54:30 [Preview] No.160523 del
>>160521
Either that or put on muscle.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:55:00 [Preview] No.160524 del
>>160521
I've got a legit beer belly especially after this whole quarantine all-week bender thing I've had going on.
I'm anxious to put my normal work shirts on because they probably wont fit.
If I stand normally I can't see my dick in the shower so I'm pretty sure that makes me legit fat right? Need to get back in the gym asap, lockdown has not worked out well for me


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:56:12 [Preview] No.160525 del
>>160522
It looks like a cheap piece of chink shit, but apart from the glossy plastic it actually makes me feel like an Engineer from the movie Alien tbh


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:56:21 [Preview] No.160526 del
>>160524
>f I stand normally I can't see my dick

Yeah you a fatboi, even I can see my doodle while being 10kg overweight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:56:50 [Preview] No.160527 del
>>160524
POST THE BULGE


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:59:33 [Preview] No.160528 del
The false Mong speaks with a forked tongue.
His deceptions are a tissue of lies.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 08:59:59 [Preview] No.160529 del
>>160527
belly bulge


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:01:21 [Preview] No.160530 del
>>160528
He must be the real monk, I know of no other NEETs who drink otteniggers


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:02:44 [Preview] No.160531 del
Sjokolade proteinshake til middag. Chocolate protein shake for dinner.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:04:23 [Preview] No.160532 del
We need to think of a new name for big boi monk


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:06:14 [Preview] No.160533 del
>>160532
Monastery?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:07:00 [Preview] No.160534 del
>>160532
Humonkous


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:07:30 [Preview] No.160535 del
>>160526
>doodle
* NEETstick


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:08:42 [Preview] No.160536 del
>>160526
>fatboi
*executive
>10kg overweight
*10kg enhanced


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:08:47 [Preview] No.160537 del
>>160531
Du behoever ett riktigt foder till middag


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:09:10 [Preview] No.160538 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:09:37 [Preview] No.160539 del
>>160537
you did not eat horse poo till mid day?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:10:23 [Preview] No.160540 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:11:24 [Preview] No.160541 del
>>160532
Execumonk.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:11:58 [Preview] No.160542 del
>>160537
I morgen.
>>160540
Are you the NEET learning Svensk?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:12:12 [Preview] No.160543 del
>>160532
not Tony Abbot


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.160544 del
Abo-T works too


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:13:42 [Preview] No.160545 del
>>160542
I can speak Swedish and write in Norwegian and Danish.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:14:42 [Preview] No.160546 del
>>160545
Nice, how did you learn them? I'm still just using Duolingo for now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:14:59 [Preview] No.160547 del
mars wrigley made my desert snickers and mars bars in aus. i dunno what the go is with the fun size bars.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:15:50 [Preview] No.160548 del
>>160514
man i miss my ergonomic keyboard


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:15:55 [Preview] No.160549 del
>>160546
My familt's background is Swedish.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:16:18 [Preview] No.160550 del
>>160549
Family*


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:17:17 [Preview] No.160551 del
>>160548
I wonder if they make a mechanical version of one of these.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:17:34 [Preview] No.160552 del
>and from that day on it was known as /swedeneets/


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:17:51 [Preview] No.160553 del
>>160549
Recent enough to still know Swedish then? That's convenient. The closest my family's background to Norwegian and Spanish is originating from the same continent.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.160554 del
>>160548
The keyboard and mouse combination are about $150. I got one like Monk and I liked it because I am typing with more fingers.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.160555 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:19:13 [Preview] No.160556 del
100mg of Seroquel down the hatch


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:19:24 [Preview] No.160557 del
>>160514
You look like you've moved up in the world.
That's a nice looking keypad.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:19:42 [Preview] No.160558 del
>>160552
/skandineets/, we need a NEET to learn Danish and Icelandic now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:19:48 [Preview] No.160559 del
>>160552
tbh, there is only so much I know of Norwegian, the words are very archaic, kind of like shakespeare, modern Swedish is much more refined and is more pompus, kind of like Frenchie.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:20:55 [Preview] No.160560 del
>>160553
My Dad, and my grandfather spoke it fluently, I am kind of fluent in it, I know enough to be able to read your Norwegian.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.160561 del
>>160559
LENGE LEVE NORGE!!!


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:21:46 [Preview] No.160562 del
>>160558
I also understand a bit of Icelandic.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.160563 del
>>160560
>my norwegian
I feel sorry for you lol.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:22:57 [Preview] No.160564 del
>>160547
You stick them up a NEET's bum, then eat it out while holding an ice cube in your mouth.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:23:16 [Preview] No.160565 del
I am Shire btw, both my parents are scandies.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:25:11 [Preview] No.160566 del
>>160564
fun size snickers look exactly like turds


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:25:21 [Preview] No.160567 del
>>160562
>>160565
Assuming you're the same NEET here. Have you been to Scandinavia before? I'm mostly just learning Norwegian since I looked up "easiest Germanic language for English speakers to learn" and Norwegian was a common one and I like their flag.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:28:00 [Preview] No.160568 del
>>160545
>Swedish
Gonna be a dead language within a generation. What year will arabic become the official language of sweden?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:28:19 [Preview] No.160569 del
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Pizza is ordered.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:28:54 [Preview] No.160570 del
>>160567
Danes are the only based scandis, and are restrictive on the number of non-whites they allow into their countries.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:29:43 [Preview] No.160571 del
>>160569
Why are you carrying the pizza box with your neetstick?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:30:19 [Preview] No.160572 del
>>160567
Yes I've been to Denmark, visited some relatives in a Sweden (Gotland), Norway and Iceland.

I've said before that I can understand Norwegians but have a hard time understanding Danes, although their written variant of the language is basically identical appart from Nynorsk which attempts to sound more Norwegian.

The thing about Norway though is the dialects, they have a lot, I find it easier to understand Tronder Norwegian than the typical standard Norwegian dialect.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:30:27 [Preview] No.160573 del
>Suddenly the boongs rose up against the Viking invasion


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:30:31 [Preview] No.160574 del
>>160551
This is what I plan on upgrading to when I have a few hundred to blow on yet another keyboard
https://ergodox-ez.com/pages/customize

>>160554
Took me a day or two to adjust, especially because I'm forced to use the B key with my left hand. Recently I've installed the vimium browser extension so I'm mousing less and this keyboard feels really fast when I combine it with my workflow that tries to be keyboard centric. Happy with it so far especially for a spontaneous officeworks purchase


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.160575 del
>>160571
I like the greasy warm dripping sensations


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:32:10 [Preview] No.160576 del
>>160568
When are you going to learn Chinese?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:33:28 [Preview] No.160578 del
English is pretty much the global standard at this point, I think in the future it will be the standard language for a united earth.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:37:25 [Preview] No.160579 del
I presume my fellow executives are now in food comas after completing their dinner binge.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:37:59 [Preview] No.160580 del
>>160578
We should invade and slaughter all the filthy seppo's while they're weak for their abuse of Her Majesty's fine language.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:38:48 [Preview] No.160581 del
>>160579
20 minutes till pizza
Might have a whisky to wet my whistle


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:39:21 [Preview] No.160582 del
>>160579
Monaros being lazy about tonights pasta feed


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.160583 del
Cruisedog I sent you an email.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:42:15 [Preview] No.160584 del
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>Gets sconned in the head by a Norwegian peasant with a musket.

L-LOOK TO THE H-HEAVENS WHEN YOU SAY MY NAME

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VHeRnaWMtDk [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:42:24 [Preview] No.160585 del
>>160580
We should charge non-native speakers fees for using our mother tongue.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:42:55 [Preview] No.160586 del
>>160574
>No Dvorak option
dont get another normie keyboard


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:43:36 [Preview] No.160587 del
Cruisedog, I sent you an email as well.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:45:11 [Preview] No.160588 del
Cruisedog, I sent you a shemale.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:45:59 [Preview] No.160589 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:46:00 [Preview] No.160590 del
>>160584
That guy looks like a mong


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:46:05 [Preview] No.160591 del
Cruisedog, I sent you a boiled snail.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:46:38 [Preview] No.160592 del
>>160588
42 inch TV?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:47:22 [Preview] No.160593 del
>>160590
He was a great tactician, but was probably inbred, has a bit of the Hapsburg chin going on.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:47:31 [Preview] No.160594 del
>>160592
78 inch.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:50:01 [Preview] No.160595 del
>>160593
Someone sounds jealous of his superiority.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:50:07 [Preview] No.160596 del
>>160589
>reformed virgin

Hmmmmmmm


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:51:05 [Preview] No.160597 del
>>160595
Probably, he was very pompus, he claimed god crowned him king and disregarded the church.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:52:05 [Preview] No.160598 del
>>160586
Are you some kind of pleb that needs printed keys?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:52:42 [Preview] No.160599 del
>>160588
>>160587
You did not.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:53:08 [Preview] No.160600 del
>>160589
What will those mac book cult members think of next?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:53:39 [Preview] No.160601 del
>>160598
you have letters on your keys


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:54:28 [Preview] No.160602 del
>>160599
Damn,you saw straight through my cunning ruse.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:54:43 [Preview] No.160603 del
>>160589
I do not like an O in that place.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:55:59 [Preview] No.160604 del
>>160603
Is that a gaping reference?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:56:19 [Preview] No.160605 del
>>160514
Not member of delfonics wooden mechanical pencil master race.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:57:30 [Preview] No.160606 del
HUNGRY


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:58:28 [Preview] No.160607 del
>>160597
If I was an Emperor I'd declare myself a God tbqh


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:58:41 [Preview] No.160608 del
>>160605
These eraser pencils are breddy gud for detailed note making.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:58:47 [Preview] No.160609 del
FILLED


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:59:31 [Preview] No.160611 del
>>160596
Is that like "technical virgin" ?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 09:59:54 [Preview] No.160612 del
>>160607
He was just the King of Sweden, although to his credit, he did fuck up just about all of Europe, he was feared even if he looked like a mong.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:00:45 [Preview] No.160613 del
>>160612
King Mong the Feared,Fucker of Europe


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:02:50 [Preview] No.160614 del
>>160610
>elastomer

Hmmmmmmm

>>160613
His old man, and him made Germans drink poo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:03:26 [Preview] No.160615 del
>>160594
That's a large tranny.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:04:26 [Preview] No.160616 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:06:43 [Preview] No.160617 del
>>160602
I did receive that other NEET's boiled snail though.
Thank you.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:07:16 [Preview] No.160618 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:07:22 [Preview] No.160619 del
>>160489
It is indeed.
>>160490
Insulting, but probably not far from the truth, I was a spastic for the 4 years of high school and stayed quiet for the rest of the time.
>>160514
It's in AEST so it could be the real monk.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:12:39 [Preview] No.160620 del
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You REALLY don't want to see this one Possum.
G'night NEETs.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:14:29 [Preview] No.160621 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:19:38 [Preview] No.160622 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:21:34 [Preview] No.160623 del
>>160620
Big ole garlic dong


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:22:32 [Preview] No.160624 del
>>160620
God natt mine venn.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:23:12 [Preview] No.160625 del
>>160620
Good night NEET. Binge well.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:23:52 [Preview] No.160626 del
I too am off to sleep as I feel tired. Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:24:58 [Preview] No.160627 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:29:12 [Preview] No.160628 del
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Decided that shake wasn't enough. Making some chow mein mince with lamb mince.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:31:10 [Preview] No.160629 del
>>160628
Hopefully it is nice and tasty.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:34:32 [Preview] No.160630 del
>>160532
Budai, the fat Buddha.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:35:30 [Preview] No.160631 del
>>160628
>chow mein mince
Was a staple in our house growing up. Pretty good. Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:39:01 [Preview] No.160632 del
Bloody stool.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:40:29 [Preview] No.160633 del
>>160632
Worrying. See a doctor.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:41:38 [Preview] No.160634 del
Dash Cam Owners Australia May 2020 On the Road Compilation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XGHW7PkqSSo [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:43:53 [Preview] No.160635 del
>>160634
I can't watch them they remind me of all my bad driving incidents.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:45:18 [Preview] No.160636 del
>>160635
Your comments are troubling, however many of them are mere overreactions, I rarely blast my horn at even the most mongest of drivers.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:47:42 [Preview] No.160638 del
>>160634
lmao @ the motomong at 4:50


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.160639 del
>>160626
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:52:01 [Preview] No.160641 del
Too binged out to lie down. What do?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:52:25 [Preview] No.160642 del
>>160641
Have a goonie


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:53:43 [Preview] No.160643 del
>>160641
Have a purge.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:56:43 [Preview] No.160644 del
I'm watching a show.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 10:58:23 [Preview] No.160645 del
The teachers used to say I was special, I had to see a nice lady during class.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.160646 del
>>160637
So many Adelaidians.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:00:16 [Preview] No.160647 del
English muffins!!!


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:00:47 [Preview] No.160648 del
>>160646
>Adelaidians
What the fuck did you just call me, you cunt?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:01:23 [Preview] No.160649 del
Nuro would like this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wqYS475AxA4 [Embed]


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:01:51 [Preview] No.160650 del
>>160647
Have toasted with butter.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:02:10 [Preview] No.160651 del
>>160645
>tfw too smart for special ed and too socially inept for regular classes.

It was hell.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:02:47 [Preview] No.160652 del
>>160647
>>160650
Gonna have some for brekky tomorrow.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.160653 del
>>160645
Gumnut cottage.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:03:24 [Preview] No.160654 del
>>160652
<brekky


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:03:38 [Preview] No.160655 del
>>160649
>Totally Wild
Fuck, I almost forgot about this.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:03:56 [Preview] No.160656 del
>>160652
>brekky
>>160649
Who?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:04:59 [Preview] No.160657 del
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>>160649
Lad is pinging out of his mind


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:07:24 [Preview] No.160658 del
Central Australia used to be rich farmland before the white fella came and made it a desert to starve out the black fella.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:08:42 [Preview] No.160659 del
Synchronised arse jiggling at Weber's whim.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:09:00 [Preview] No.160660 del
>>160658
I bet.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:10:30 [Preview] No.160661 del
I wonder how many NEETs never graduated high school.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.160662 del
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Can you pay for internet in australia with prepaid credit cards and give a false name to remain anonymous?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:13:20 [Preview] No.160663 del
>>160662
I don't know, can you?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:13:21 [Preview] No.160664 del
>>160662
Probably


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:14:02 [Preview] No.160665 del
>>160661
Me! me! Although I did eventually get a uni degree.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:15:24 [Preview] No.160666 del
I need to admit something to everyone here, I'm worried you'll all get angry at me though.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:17:48 [Preview] No.160667 del
>>160661
I wish I hadn't. The last couple of years were hell. I should have dropped out.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:18:11 [Preview] No.160668 del
>>160666
Just let it out m8, you will feel better after.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:19:18 [Preview] No.160669 del
>>160668
I really love cabbage. I hope you don't see me differently now.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:21:13 [Preview] No.160670 del
>>160669
I never cared about you to start with anyway.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:23:36 [Preview] No.160671 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:27:30 [Preview] No.160672 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:29:36 [Preview] No.160673 del
>>160672
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:29:47 [Preview] No.160674 del
>>160672
She looks like a prostitute. Goodnight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:31:00 [Preview] No.160675 del
>>160672
Gook night. Is that a ladyboy?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:32:35 [Preview] No.160676 del
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>>160674
It is highly likely, since you can see through the sides of her dress, she is clearly not wearing any undergarments.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:45:32 [Preview] No.160677 del
Big W? More like big double bum!


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:47:00 [Preview] No.160678 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:49:13 [Preview] No.160679 del
Some good comedy on the gen tonight.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:55:59 [Preview] No.160680 del
>>160679
I used a toe nail as a tooth pick, it was highly effective.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:56:36 [Preview] No.160681 del


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 11:58:10 [Preview] No.160682 del
>>160680
Du er et geni.
>>160681
Svak.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 12:03:43 [Preview] No.160683 del
>>160682
>Du er et geni.

Tusen takk


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 12:12:32 [Preview] No.160684 del
I am going to get a loan from the banks to buy out Virgin Airlines and rename it Chad Airlines.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 12:26:43 [Preview] No.160686 del
>>160685
Hmmmmm


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 12:30:05 [Preview] No.160687 del
>>160661
I didn't


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 12:42:03 [Preview] No.160688 del
>>160685
I hope you didn't think that wasn't set up.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:25:04 [Preview] No.160689 del
>>160688
if it wasn't twomad I'd believe you but since it's him I'm not sure


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:25:58 [Preview] No.160690 del
>>160688
If this wasn't twomad probably but since it's him it at most was probably a fan found him and did that without him knowing


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:33:29 [Preview] No.160691 del
>>160689
>>160690
Nah m8 it was set-up. I have a very good eye for fakery. I have had this conversation with NEETs before.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:35:11 [Preview] No.160692 del
>>160691
You could tell by the pixels?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:38:01 [Preview] No.160693 del
>>160691
I think you misunderstand Twomad mate


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:39:38 [Preview] No.160694 del
>>160693
I don't know him well. I watched a bit of him on the Cold Ones podcast.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:55:16 [Preview] No.160695 del
cOOCHIE


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 13:55:53 [Preview] No.160696 del
>>160694
>podcast


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 14:11:37 [Preview] No.160697 del
150 day Duolingo streak.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 15:16:45 [Preview] No.160698 del
Woke up after only an hour or so of sleep and now I can't get back to sleep. I'm fucked.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 19:28:21 [Preview] No.160699 del
>>160669
You disgust me you filthy cabbage loving scum.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 20:33:28 [Preview] No.160700 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 20:37:21 [Preview] No.160701 del
>>160700
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 20:42:25 [Preview] No.160702 del
>>160697
Lovely.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 20:43:52 [Preview] No.160703 del
>>160698
You a routine at night to sleep with no devices and just laying there without worrying about getting to sleep.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 21:04:26 [Preview] No.160704 del
>>160703
You're a routine


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 21:06:13 [Preview] No.160705 del
>>160701
Morning.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 21:08:28 [Preview] No.160706 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 21:29:19 [Preview] No.160707 del
The front page has a wrong bit


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 21:40:47 [Preview] No.160708 del
>>160706
Morning, you dirty little slut.
Money's on the fridge for last night.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:02:21 [Preview] No.160709 del
>>160707
Correct.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:03:31 [Preview] No.160710 del
I forgot to tell you NEETs but the other day i saw a Qanon sticker on a car at the shops, it was bizarre


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:05:01 [Preview] No.160711 del
>>160710
Those people are strange overall.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:06:16 [Preview] No.160712 del
>>160701
>>160700
>>160703
>>160704
>>160705
>>160706
>>160708
Morning neetos. What are we up to today?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.160713 del
>>160710
I saw a car with a big info wars and a pizza gate sticker.
Some people really can't grasp satire.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:07:26 [Preview] No.160714 del
>>160712
The wage.
I'm already late but I can't be fucked. Flexible hours.
Had four calls already, I didn't answer them.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:07:44 [Preview] No.160715 del
>>160712
Also, morning.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:08:12 [Preview] No.160716 del
>>160710
pol has agents everywhere


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:14:01 [Preview] No.160717 del
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NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:16:22 [Preview] No.160718 del
>>160712
Get through more tasks from university. This last part of the semester is making me very nervous that it keeps going on and on.

>>160713
>Some people really can't grasp satire.
They believe it that is the problem, it is real to them as an issue that needs to be fixed.

>>160716
Basement bunkers everywhere.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:18:57 [Preview] No.160719 del
She can make no mistake, I doubt a Melbourne institute would do anything about it.
The comments are pretty funny
>Clementine Ford says she's 'sincerely sorry' for tweeting that coronavirus 'isn't killing men fast enough' after learning her publicly funded grant was at risk - but some don't buy the apology
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8352427/Clementine-Ford-issues-apology-tweet-saying-coronavirus-isnt-killing-men-fast-enough.html


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:18:58 [Preview] No.160720 del
>>160712
Listening to a podcast where an fbi agent discusses how to find hidden cameras and microphones. Soon we will be safe from webby. Soon.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:20:18 [Preview] No.160721 del
>>160700
Good morning my friend.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:25:04 [Preview] No.160722 del
>>160720
>Soon.
You'll never be safe from the gnomes.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:29:04 [Preview] No.160723 del
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>>160712
Morning Neety Poos.

>What are we up to today?
working on computers and bikes at the shop, restoring some struts for my lancia, moving in to a new house doctors appointment and then beach and goon. [Picture Related] Yesterday


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:30:38 [Preview] No.160724 del
>>160723
Good morning Nuro. Good luck with those tasks.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:32:12 [Preview] No.160725 del
>>160723
Good morning Nuro. Sounds like you have a busy day.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:36:25 [Preview] No.160726 del
>>160554
>I am typing with more fingers
More than 10?

>>160556
I find your recent increase in dosage quite concerning

>>160610
What wizadary is this?

>>160620
Is aluminum foil an effective contraceptive?

>>160628
Did you enjoy that chow, mein?

>>160635
Been driving 10+ years and never crashed. Knock on wood

>>160655
I will admit to having impure thoughts of Ranger Stacey as a child

>>160661
+1

>>160680
I once flossed with a strand of MY pubic hair


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:37:26 [Preview] No.160727 del
>>160723
Morning nuro. Your shadow looks impressively bulky in that pic.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:38:22 [Preview] No.160728 del
>>160724
>>160725

Mornin' and thanks. Never been busier in my life. Things are finally happening. Feels good man.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:41:36 [Preview] No.160729 del
>>160700
>>160701
>>160705
>>160706
>>160708
>>160712
>>160715
>>160721
>>160723
Ay, it is a good morning. Going to bake banana bread and I plan on making chicken parma for either lunch or din-dins. Never made it before


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:41:54 [Preview] No.160730 del
>>160726
>More than 10?
More than 2 fingers. On my old keyboard use one hand to type with most of the keyboard. I will admit I still do it but much less. Before my hands would move across the keyboard.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:42:49 [Preview] No.160731 del
I slouch in my chair too much to type properly. I can only reach the keyboard with one hand.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:45:57 [Preview] No.160732 del
>>160731
You need a decent chair, desk and ergonomic monitor set up. Otherwise I get back pain just from sitting.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 22:49:15 [Preview] No.160733 del
>>160707
you guys' traffic is help payin the bills tbh


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:01:57 [Preview] No.160734 del
>>160729
>parma


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:13:24 [Preview] No.160735 del
I HAVE PUT THE TOWELS IN THE WASH


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:16:16 [Preview] No.160736 del
>>160735
Wash 'em!


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:20:20 [Preview] No.160737 del
I honestly feel that Sydney Water is among the worst utility providers. We received a notice last week that they will turning off the water for a few hours this week at night to do some major repairs. All good we were told.

On Saturday they rocked up and started doing the work, cutting off the entire streets water. Now that it is back on the pressure is weaker. I can feel it change in the shower when no one in the house is using the water. I am looking forward to this issue being resolved but I wish they fixed on Saturday.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:25:17 [Preview] No.160738 del
>>160735
i have a week and a half of dirty clothes to wash,

finally get access to a washing machine today !


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.160739 del
>>160738
A decent washing machine or one of those public pay per wash ones?


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:31:37 [Preview] No.160740 del
>>160735
>>160739
no decent machine in a new house


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:32:19 [Preview] No.160741 del
>>160739
Do you reckon the public ones spread diseases? I suspect I got warts from them (or something) when I lived at a uni campus, and it sure wasn't from intimate contact with girls.


NEET 05/24/2020 (Sun) 23:38:13 [Preview] No.160742 del
>>160740
Good.

>>160741
Mummybot advice was to never use them because of the disgusting things people put through them. I can some people put their heavily soiled clothes in them and just do a wash cycle. If possible I would rather pay for the cheapest washing machine if you have the space for it.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 00:52:46 [Preview] No.160743 del
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Another week, another haul


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 00:53:55 [Preview] No.160744 del
This weeks total came to $69, a very sexual number


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 00:58:46 [Preview] No.160745 del
>>160743
>>160744
Well hauled.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 00:59:13 [Preview] No.160746 del
>>160743
That ham is non-australian pork, and is probably infested with parasitic brain worms.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:01:12 [Preview] No.160747 del
>>160744
I can never get a week's groceries for less than $100, but I'm an executive and I spend big on meat and stuff.


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:03:56 [Preview] No.160749 del
Just finished the 1 hour 30 mins wage


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:04:27 [Preview] No.160750 del
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>>160746
>No! Not the bore worms


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:04:55 [Preview] No.160751 del
>>160743
Nice haul neet.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:11:23 [Preview] No.160752 del
>>160746
>infested with parasitic brain worms.
When the meat is cooked they typically come to surface


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:16:37 [Preview] No.160753 del
>tfw no parasitic bum worms


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:24:47 [Preview] No.160754 del
There is big pizza poo's in my future.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:28:12 [Preview] No.160755 del
>>160754
12 flushes?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:30:08 [Preview] No.160756 del
Finally had some fruit and vegetables for the first time in days.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 01:43:26 [Preview] No.160757 del
>>160756
A good walk will also help.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:07:43 [Preview] No.160758 del
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Winter is a coming and the tomatoes getting fat
Please do a poo in old 10K's hat
If you can't do a poo,a pee will do
And if you can't do a pee then poo on you


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:08:30 [Preview] No.160759 del
>>160758
Did the storm affect you?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:09:16 [Preview] No.160760 del
>>160759
A little but I've got backup machinery


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:13:24 [Preview] No.160761 del
>>160751
>>160748
>>160747
>>160746
>>160745
Cheers. I bought the tainted foreign ham because I thought it went on top of the chicken titties but most recipes I've now been watching don't use.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:15:27 [Preview] No.160762 del
>>160749
Not long enough, go back!

>>160756
Good boy!

>>160758
That's some nice looking growth

>>160760
Illegal immigrants?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:16:54 [Preview] No.160763 del
>>160762
Kek,nah,a battery pump and storm lanterns.
Got a gennie too but I've never had to use it.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:35:19 [Preview] No.160764 del
There is a NEET living in my ass that refuses to pay rent.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:36:17 [Preview] No.160765 del
>>160713
There's an info wars sticker just outside the Asian grocery near my local Woolies.
15 degrees today in Shitbourne, made myself an egg sandwich for breakfast.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:45:06 [Preview] No.160766 del
>>160764
Poo them out!


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:45:46 [Preview] No.160767 del
I am also living in that NEETs arse but I have a valid and legally binding lease agreement.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:46:20 [Preview] No.160768 del
Went to Coles. Very traumatic experience for a poor neet.
Some mong had spilt coffee (perhaps coffee expert was leaking) and I slipped on it. I slammed my basket down to stop myself from falling completely over. The plastic on the basket broke and the pad of my thumb got caught in the gap and pinched. The staff were really nice about it all.
I went through the self serve checkout and it kept fucking up and the chick made me go through a different one which meant I had to rescan everything and made me more anxious. In any case, I am back home and safe. Going to have my first coffee of the day.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:47:21 [Preview] No.160769 del
>>160767
Are there many gnomes?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:48:16 [Preview] No.160770 del
>>160768
>and I slipped on it.
Ouch!

>In any case, I am back home and safe
Good to hear.

>Going to have my first coffee of the day.
First oral coffee.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:48:39 [Preview] No.160771 del
>>160769
Oh god, It's horrible m8
I can't even poo in his arse without half a dozen gnomes snooping


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:52:09 [Preview] No.160772 del
>>160771
Looking down and seeing all these cunts in there.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 02:53:14 [Preview] No.160773 del
>>160768
That sounds awful m8,my condolences


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:01:54 [Preview] No.160774 del
>>160773
>>160770
Cheers neets.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:07:58 [Preview] No.160775 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:09:46 [Preview] No.160776 del
>>160775
Is that seeing a picture of the gnomes in the toilet before hand?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:16:51 [Preview] No.160777 del
>>160768
>The staff were really nice about it all
Of course they were. They don't want you suing them for a slip and fall. Was the coffee from a Coles product or some take-away coffee spilled by a customer? Either way there should've been a slip hazard sign placed near the spill. But glad to hear you weren't too hurt

>>160775
Is that Ashley?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:18:11 [Preview] No.160778 del
>>160777
The NEET should reward himself with a binge.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:18:36 [Preview] No.160779 del
>>160735
Got some clothes in the wash. Had to sober up 'cause some relatives are coming 'round this evening. I'd usually be passed out by then but need to cook some dinner. Can't wait til they're gone...


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:19:51 [Preview] No.160780 del
>>160737
Nothing worse than weak water pressure when showering. I'm sure that was done on purpose.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:21:14 [Preview] No.160781 del
>>160738
You don't wash your clothes in public toilets?

>>160778
Agreed


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:21:54 [Preview] No.160782 del
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tee hee hee


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:25:58 [Preview] No.160783 del
I should get a gnome for my grow tent


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:26:41 [Preview] No.160784 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:27:47 [Preview] No.160785 del
>>160784
It's even executive approved.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:27:56 [Preview] No.160786 del
The parmy, haul and tomatoes look good.
On the wage, waiting to go in to a guy's place to sign him up but I need to wait. I think so the support workers from the company he's with can fuck off.
I wasn't sure about my brown shoes but I like them now. They're pretty fancy. I forgot to put a belt on this morning though, so that negated my added staunch.
Slack ain't easy. You don't get based overnight.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:28:38 [Preview] No.160787 del
>>160782
Costa gnome.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:29:54 [Preview] No.160788 del
10k's are GMO with whore sweat.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:31:30 [Preview] No.160789 del
>>160759
Did it hit down south hard?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:32:32 [Preview] No.160790 del
>>160788
I wish, this crop has been sweatless so far.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:32:48 [Preview] No.160791 del
>>160784
Fucking perfect


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:34:31 [Preview] No.160792 del
>>160786
>I forgot to put a belt on this morning though, so that negated my added staunch.
I have had that happen once but noticed before leaving.

>Slack ain't easy. You don't get based overnight.
True.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:34:56 [Preview] No.160793 del
>>160789
It hit my south hard.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:35:21 [Preview] No.160794 del
>>160786
>negated my added staunch
*paunch


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:36:36 [Preview] No.160795 del
>>160786
>parmy


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:36:44 [Preview] No.160796 del
>>160793
>NEET bulges shall be cold and stormy with occasional bouts of drizzle


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:40:15 [Preview] No.160797 del
Cenno has approved my rent assistance for my share of that NEETs arse


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:44:46 [Preview] No.160798 del
>>160797
At least you're paying unlike that other NEET.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:45:00 [Preview] No.160799 del
Going to watch an anime. It is called Chaos;Head. It was recommend to me by a Canadian.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:45:11 [Preview] No.160800 del
>>160797
So you're no longer squatting?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:45:56 [Preview] No.160801 del
>>160799
Looks like it has potential. Thank you.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.160802 del
>>160799
I finished Golden Kamuy recently, still need to watch the OVA's though.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:48:24 [Preview] No.160803 del
Time for another coffee.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:49:21 [Preview] No.160804 del
>>160800
Only when I poo in his arse


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:50:13 [Preview] No.160805 del
I intend to give GoT another attempt.
Gave up around season 4 when it was on I think.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:51:30 [Preview] No.160806 del
>>160805
I cannot remember what happened season by season but it did slow down during the season building out the story.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:52:32 [Preview] No.160807 del
>>160799
Fool. You know the proverb - 'trust a snake before a jew, and a jew before a greek, but never, ever trust a leaf'


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:52:53 [Preview] No.160808 del
>>160805
I feel like it's not really worth finishing after having finished it myself. I hope you enjoy it though.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:53:29 [Preview] No.160809 del
>>160806
It was when they gave Rob starks wife a whole episode about being a STRONG WOMAN PRINCESS when she's a disposable plot device that made me quit.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:54:16 [Preview] No.160811 del
>>160809
> STRONG WOMAN PRINCESS
Perhaps they were low on ideas that week?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:54:52 [Preview] No.160812 del
>>160811
Tbf I think it is mandatory now.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:55:45 [Preview] No.160813 del
>>160808
I have been warned about the last season


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:56:44 [Preview] No.160814 del
>>160812
Does it happen in Anime?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:56:44 [Preview] No.160815 del
>>160813
Extend it to the last two.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 03:59:48 [Preview] No.160816 del
>>160813
Very much so after all the hype.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:00:51 [Preview] No.160817 del
>>160814
I do not know I don't watch them


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:01:33 [Preview] No.160818 del
Going to have my second coffee soon. Vanilla or chocolate protein powder?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:02:48 [Preview] No.160819 del
Can someone say something highly dubious please?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:05:01 [Preview] No.160820 del
>>160818
Chocolate


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:05:11 [Preview] No.160821 del
>>160818
It would have to be chocolate.

>>160819
The protein powder will be caramel.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:05:37 [Preview] No.160822 del
>>160819
Perhaps.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:06:10 [Preview] No.160823 del
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>>160821
>The protein powder will be caramel.
thank you I wanted to use this picture I found
I believe this may be a forced meme


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:06:38 [Preview] No.160824 del
>>160821
I'm out of the salted caramel, I enjoyed it though.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:14:05 [Preview] No.160825 del
>>160805
I gave up on episode 1 of season 1


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:14:47 [Preview] No.160826 del
Tonight's going to be a long one


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:17:11 [Preview] No.160827 del
Put a load of clothes on the line. Left it too late for these temps. They probably won't be fully dry come dusk. Tidied up the yard for the visitors. Fuck this normie 'get together' shit!


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:19:15 [Preview] No.160828 del
>>160827
>Tidied up the yard for the visitors.
Who? Gnomes?


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:30:52 [Preview] No.160831 del
Is it okay to renew my Ritalin and dexamphetamine scripts at the same time? I need to go to the pharmacy to get a new seroquel script so I may as well have the scripts filled.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:34:32 [Preview] No.160832 del
>>160831
If they are valid and are within the date you can get them (i.e. please discuss with pharmacists if filled before...) you should be fine. Just be clear when they ask you how you take them.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:35:20 [Preview] No.160833 del
>>160830
Me on the left


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:36:38 [Preview] No.160834 del
>>160833
Kinda weird, this recent spate of gnomeposting has made me consider collecting them


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:38:49 [Preview] No.160835 del
>>160834
They are interesting but putting a limit on where it ends would be difficult.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:40:16 [Preview] No.160836 del
>>160835
Yeah "just a few" could easily become a warhammer Gnome army.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:44:09 [Preview] No.160837 del
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>Kill them...Kill them all


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:48:28 [Preview] No.160838 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:50:30 [Preview] No.160839 del
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Gnomes have dark secrets ....


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:51:43 [Preview] No.160840 del
>>160758
They grow up so fast.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 04:57:47 [Preview] No.160841 del
>>160805
>>160809
>>160808
>>160806
>>160813
>>160816
>>160825
No spoilers please. Very important. I do not watch the TV series it is awful but I don't want the books to be spoiled for me. I work very hard to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers. I still hope old fat guts will write the last two books.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:05:52 [Preview] No.160842 del
>>160841
Daenerys PISSES OUT HER ASS!!!


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:06:06 [Preview] No.160843 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:07:49 [Preview] No.160844 del
>>160842
Yeah that bit is in the books. It is the bits past that that I don't want to be spoiled on.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:10:54 [Preview] No.160845 del
>>160844
I never stated who she pisses out her ass onto though.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:19:29 [Preview] No.160846 del
>>160839
I read that book once, many years ago. It's actually pretty lame


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:42:27 [Preview] No.160848 del
>>160846
I refuse to believe any book about Nazi Gnomes with whips can be pretty lame


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:51:25 [Preview] No.160850 del
I hate it when someone says something to you and you missed it so you ask them what they said and they just repeat the last word like that will help you know what they said.


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:54:01 [Preview] No.160852 del
Downloading the first 2 episodes of Snowpiercer, dont know if it will be any good or not.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:55:36 [Preview] No.160853 del
>>160852
It has a bad score on imdb.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:56:36 [Preview] No.160854 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:58:21 [Preview] No.160855 del
>>160852
directed by Boong Joon-ho


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:58:43 [Preview] No.160856 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dwoKTe19etI [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 05:59:16 [Preview] No.160857 del
>>160855
>Boong
10/10 by default.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:00:16 [Preview] No.160858 del
Going to play some Rising Storm 2 soon. The playerbase seems to be even smaller now though which is worrying and disappointing.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:00:46 [Preview] No.160859 del
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Revamped the turtle's enclosure. Added some plants, put the rock piece back in, and changed the lighting position


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:01:45 [Preview] No.160860 del
>>160848
That's because that book isn't the webby edit that has this since
>Monaro: Oy Vey Stop Whipping My Arse
>Weber: Fuck off you white dog kike, UNNA, ethanolstate NOW


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:02:52 [Preview] No.160861 del
>>160855
Parasite is actually secretly about how Asians are ruining traditional Aboriginal Values


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:04:07 [Preview] No.160862 del
>>160855
That was the movie I think


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:06:30 [Preview] No.160863 del
>>160859
He's a happy looking turtle.


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:08:23 [Preview] No.160867 del
>>160863
And a happy turtle is a tasty Turtle


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:08:43 [Preview] No.160868 del
>>160866
Did you just give me aids cunt?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:10:36 [Preview] No.160869 del
>>160859
Well done Shitey. Very good.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:11:09 [Preview] No.160870 del
A bit late, but I had my second cup of coffee and added the chocolate protein powder this time. I also managed to make an order with Bulknutrients, but I had to do it over the phone because that error kept happening.
>is bulknutrients NEET here?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:12:14 [Preview] No.160871 del
>>160859
At first glance of the 3rd pic it appeared to be a freshwater croc with its mouth ajar. Can you see it?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:13:37 [Preview] No.160872 del


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:14:37 [Preview] No.160873 del
>>160859
3rd pic has a vibe of
>Oi chinkey, if you keep turning me mates into soup I'll bite your 2" knob off unna


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:19:47 [Preview] No.160874 del
Mum found the enema bucket.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:29:27 [Preview] No.160875 del
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>>160786
>The parmy, haul and tomatoes look good
Thank you, but that pic of the parmy was taken from the web. I haven't even begun making the sauce and probably won't do it tonight. I baked the banana bread though.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:29:39 [Preview] No.160876 del
>>160874
mmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:36:35 [Preview] No.160877 del
>>160875
Ser deilig ut.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:37:19 [Preview] No.160878 del


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:42:21 [Preview] No.160879 del
>>160859
The slut looks very happy in the third pic.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:43:24 [Preview] No.160880 del
>>160875
Looks delicious.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:45:31 [Preview] No.160881 del
Finished that sign up.
He showed me his stash, some of the best buds I have seen in a very, very long time.
He kept offering me to take a nugget but I refused, I hope I didn't offend him.
I brought up 10k's prices and he said that he's still getting oz's for $220, just like back in the good old days.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:45:42 [Preview] No.160882 del
>delicious
>slut


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:46:53 [Preview] No.160883 del
>>160881
Fuck me, he's either lying or lucky.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:48:35 [Preview] No.160884 del
>>160883
SA Best A
There's no way I would buy an oz for more than $250


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 06:56:42 [Preview] No.160885 del
Person 1 "Can you make up some more of those boxes?"
Person 2 "What did you say?"
Person 1 "Boxes"
Person 2"Oh... okay?"


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:03:56 [Preview] No.160886 del
>>160885
>Person 1 "Can you make up some more of those boxes?"
>Person 2 "What did you say?"
>Person 1 "Boxes"
>Person 2 "What?"
>Person 1 "I said Could you make up some more of those BOXES please"
>Person 2 "Well why didn't you say so the first time instead of FUCKING mumbling like a half wit the first time"


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:07:02 [Preview] No.160887 del
Person 3 doesn't understand why you are talking about boxes.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:07:54 [Preview] No.160888 del
>>160884
I get 280 in bulk


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:08:04 [Preview] No.160889 del
>>160887
>"What did you say?"


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:08:22 [Preview] No.160890 del
>>160887
Related to this >>160850


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:08:37 [Preview] No.160891 del
>>160884
And you cunts pay double the power cost too


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:09:16 [Preview] No.160892 del
>>160887
>"Am I wearing boxers?,What?"


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:09:37 [Preview] No.160893 del
>>160888
I bought an oz for $260 about 7 years ago and I'm still bitter about it.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:11:31 [Preview] No.160894 del
>>160891
We just ship it all out and make you not-best A states pay over double.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:12:22 [Preview] No.160895 del
>>160893
I was paying 300 before I grew but that was off a mate.
I've seen mine for 450 on the FB groups here.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.160896 del
>>160894
Ahem
It costs me 40-50 a bag


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:14:12 [Preview] No.160897 del
I wish Weber could just dress me every morning.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:14:46 [Preview] No.160898 del
>>160877
Google Translate tells me that wasn't an insult. Thanks!

>>160880
Smells good too


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:15:27 [Preview] No.160899 del
>>160895
You can still get oz's for $150 if you know enough people.
My cousin sells to his mates for that much.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:16:18 [Preview] No.160900 del
NEET finally gets his revenge on the moon


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:17:21 [Preview] No.160902 del


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:17:49 [Preview] No.160903 del
>>160899
I suppose I'm used to industry prices rather than friendly prices these days.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:18:26 [Preview] No.160904 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:19:27 [Preview] No.160905 del
>>160903
He sells them for $220 usually. $250 if it's to someone he doesn't know.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:19:59 [Preview] No.160906 del
>>160875
May I have a slice with butter on please?


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:22:26 [Preview] No.160907 del
>>160905
It's a lot more (((profitable))) over here.
I wouldn't sell lbs for that low.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:22:38 [Preview] No.160908 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:23:35 [Preview] No.160909 del
>>160908
>The Indian ladies husband finally tracks Shitey down


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:23:35 [Preview] No.160910 del
>>160907
I lined a lb up for $2200.
I've only done it once.


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:24:32 [Preview] No.160912 del
>>160910
That wouldn't get you a half off me, lol


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:26:02 [Preview] No.160913 del
>>160912
I think the normal price here is around $2700, I'm not really sure, I've never sold large amounts.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:26:02 [Preview] No.160914 del
>>160911
>He grows more menacing


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:27:56 [Preview] No.160916 del
>>160913
I can get them for 3.5-4k and that's a fair bit cheaper than most can over here.


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:30:22 [Preview] No.160917 del
I had a nice chat with whore today.
Hopefully catching up again soon.


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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:32:17 [Preview] No.160919 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:33:34 [Preview] No.160920 del
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NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:33:47 [Preview] No.160921 del
>>160917
Ask her what she thinks of the moon


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:34:58 [Preview] No.160922 del
Don't think I could go out in public with a bowtie, it's a bit too queer imo


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:35:50 [Preview] No.160923 del
>>160922
I've worn one bartending years ago


NEET 05/25/2020 (Mon) 07:36:20