SA best A

How does he do it?

NSW BEST A

>>160027
I don't post them, I only say gook night.

>>160025
Very nice thread.

One day I'll actually draw a coopers beer instead of using cropped images.

>>160038
#1 Adult toy fabricator on the East Coast.

>all these nuro haters
You'll never get staunch with that attitude.

De-shelling a kilo of ice-cold prawns just then wasn't particularly fun but I had to do it before they became inedible

So did the car pass its inspection?

I spoke to bosslady today.
Her son, the one that robbed my grandma, is living with her again.
Apparently, he's no longer on gear but is just permanently fucked in the head.
I went on a rant to her about how junkies are not the people they once were and should die.

>>160043
Are you eating them as is, or using them as an ingredient?

>>160043
What will you cook them with?

>>160045
The gear does change their brain.

Lager en kaffe.
>>160045
>robbed my grandma
Well now I'm pissed off.
>>160043
Eat with the shell on, extra nutrition.

>>160030
No point in asking. You'll NEVER be as BASED as Nuro

>>160048
I suggested getting him in touch with community mental health outreach programs.

>>160050
Spooky.

>>160049
>now I'm pissed off.
My nan let him live with her when he had nowhere left to go.
He's scum.
The thing that sort of does it for me is that he had no reason.
His dad made over half a mil a year and he had every opportunity, he didn't get on it to avoid facing trauma, it was just for fun.

>>160051
Staunchlyfe gets you the slack, some will never get it.

>>160053
https://voca.ro/cYbIKMUgVFR
Drikke kaffe.
>>160054
Thieves in general piss me off, but fuckwits that steal from people that are helping them are another level of scum.

You got to be staunch, before you can have slack. Once you have the slack, then you will be based.

I want to watch a film but I don't know what I want to watch.

>>160058
Harry Potter.

>>160046
I bought them from IGA yesterday and tbqh they didn't smell too 'edible' when I was removing the shells. I put them in the freezer.

>>160045
>Her son, the one that robbed my grandma
I'd kill him. Drugs are no excuse for such abhorrent behaviour

>>160047
They're the pre-cooked variety that are sold to supermarkets frozen who then defrost them so hopefully I don't get too sick when I eventually eat them after re-freezing them...

>>160060
My granddad buys grandma prawns all the time from IGA.

>>160058
Weber winks a jew

>>160045
Is the son a nigger?

The beard it becoming thick and disheveled.

>>160060
>I put them in the freezer.
Maybe you can cook them.

How often do we all have bowel movements?
I've been once a day (morning) for years.
The past week or so I have had a strong urge to go again at night.

>>160064
There is food stuck in it.

>>160064
Are you going to keep it?

webby

>>160066
Several a day.

>>160060
>I'd kill him.
I haven't seen him since it happened.
I had the same thoughts and my dad and nan went on about how that makes me no worse than him.
He's just a piece of shit and there's heaps of them out there.

>>160070
Me too.
I poo too much.
They're all small.

webby

I am going to watch Breaking Bad instead. I've never seen it.

>>160074
I preferred Better Call Saul but only watched a couple seasons of it.
It's okay.

>>160074
It's a reasonable series.

>>160074
>Breaking Bad
It is a good one.

>>160077
You're a good one.

I love Monaro.

>>160067
Not yet.
>>160068
Maybe, eating with a mustache is becoming annoying again.

>>160070
hold it in and stock up for a real big poo deposit.

>>160075
A bit of trivia for ya, the guy who plays Saul - Bob Odenkirk - has written episodes of The Simpsons

>>160082
>has written episodes of The Simpsons
Good episodes or recent ones?

>>160084
Oil that chair!

Screaming out for a good oil

>nuro doesn't like me
Oh woe is me.

>>160087
you want to be mother fucking CURSED ?

>>160084
Based.

>>160084
Poor Cruisey.

>>160087
And after all you have done for him.

>>160088
Yes.

>>160091
I saved his ass during the Malayan Emergency.

>>160090
who is crusiey ?

>>160094
A herder of mints.

I'm not based enough to even watch Nuro's content so I'll just assume it's incredibly based and leave it at that

>>160094
He's The Mallard.

Goodnight NEETs

>>160098
God natt.

Deep fried honey soy wings.

>>160098
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>160102
God natt 2.0

>>160098
Gook night.

>>160102
Good night NEET

>>160100
Your image didn't upload.

>>160106
Yes it did.

>>160108
Looks good. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>160108
Well feasted.

>>160098
You couldn't find a single decent enough gook so you posted a pic of two very average gooks to make up for it. Good night :)

>>160102
Good night, I'll be in bed pretty soon too

I'm cooking kebabs that I'll be having on Mountain Bread wraps with baby spinach.

=I CAN'T BREATH THROUGH MY NOSE!!!==

>>160114
I nuro'd myself.

>>160079
thank you, I love you too

>>160094
Cruisey is our nicest and kindest NEET

>>160084
you sound like a Tosser, also how come you don't like Shire, Shitey and NK

>>160117
That's Nuro.

>>160119
I know we meme about Nuro being the greatest but I can't let anything but the truth about Cruisey being the be stated

DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE CRUISEY
peace be upon unna

monaro is fucking shit

>>160121
You're just jealous of his superiority. I guess success DOES breed jealousy.

>>160124
No fuck off, you're JUST jelous of the great and powerful Cruisey and are just doing this nuro shit because you don't want Cruisey to know how power he is
BUT FUCK THAT
CRUISEY YOU ARE THE MOST POWERFUL NEET IN THE GEN

>>160113
Sounds like a quality meal. Enjoy!

>>160114
Buy some fresh thai chilli tomorrow. Crush one up and take a whiff. Should clear your sinuses pretty quick

>>160118
You have no appreciation of the level of BASED that Nuro is

Prolapsed.

I need to buy peanut butter tomorrow when granddad does his morning IGA run so I can do my peanut butter sandwich and protein shake day.

>>160128
I look forward to the pics.

Still no new Ashley post.

Could do with a wank but it's too cold

>>160132
Yeah.

Cruisey allegedly warming up to the idea of a neet up with webby

>>160131
She sent ME a pic ;)

>>160135
That's child abuse

>>160135
My old fridge used to do that. A real pain in the bum.

>>160138
Worse when someone keeps pushing stuff to the back of the fridge despite being asked by others not to do that.

>>160139
The female roommate?

>>160139
It's clear that whoever did so has no respect for you

Good night. See ya'll tomorrow

>>160142
Good night

I’m so drunk bros

Dettol water free hand wash.

>>159737
>Wild Turkey
Good stuff.
>>160108
Looks tasty.
>>160113
Did you have any condiments with your kebabs.
Having a can of stout from a craft brewery in Shitbourne that I got from Dan's, it's rather mediocre, Cooper's Best Extra Stout, Best Stout.

>>160082
Cool

>>160084
>>160084
I make you all that OC, all those mentions in videos, this Gen....
Still left out.
If this is slack, I don't want it.
Not feeling the based at all.

>>160108
That looks good enough to fill a gaping hole

>>160119
True. I am forgotten.

>>160122
unna

>>160150
Nuro is Based but his NEET lore is not all it should be. He does not know who he should love.

>>160134
I have been for a long time.
I asked him for his phone number a couple weeks ago so we could catch up but he didn't put out for me.

>>160155
On the gen?
Webby needs to be courted privately

>>160154
He loves Webby and Posso.
I feel like Monaro.
Always at the center of it all, but never given the respect deserved.

>>160156
I made him a vocaroo, then emailed him.

Good night friends.

>>160159
Good night my friend.

>>160157
Don't worry we can be the mong gang all together
t. monaro

>>160160
Thanks for the day out.

>>160161
Birds of a feather.
Mong gang.
https://voca.ro/oxXd8dFibkX

>>160162
xx

>>160163
lol

So...Cruisey and Possum did the nasty and nuro is jealous and hates Cruisey again?

>>160166
t.NEET that never watches videos or listens to vocaroos

Goodnight fellas.
Especially Cruisey, you're a good lad.

https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/apply-appliance-replacement-offer

Might be good for any NEETs looking for a cheap fridge or TV

>>160167
If you watched videos and listened to vocaroos you'd know.

everyone always gives love to Cruisey and Monaro but never SoyFreeNEET
keep up the good work learning spanish so you can form the latin NEET ethanolstate

>>160171
I'm also learning Norwegian, all the Norskposting has been my doing.

>>160172
So are you secretly varg sent here to stop the wanks :^)

cold

UPDATE
still cold

UPDATE
still cold

Jeg drikker kaffe med proteinpulver.

>>160174
>>160175
>>160176

I told you motherfuckers literally a few weeks ago to stop complaining about the heat because soon you would be complaining about the cold and la di da here we fucking are

Elg is Norwegian for moose but sounds like to elk.
Mus is Norwegian for mouse but sounds like moose.
Dyr is Norwegian for animal but sounds like deer.
Hjort is Norwegian for deer but sounds like yacht.
Står is Norwegian for stand but sounds like store.
Edderkoppen is Norwegian for the spider and is a fun word to say.

>>160179
Wow, almost like you can see the future.

It was cold once.

>>160181
next your going to say your feet hurt

>>160183
I don't have feet.

Houses didn't exist in the 80s.

My nose is running and I can't catch it.

>>160184
you have no penis either

>>160182
Its not cold enough and im overwarm in my full arctic gear. FML

>>160169
It's just one per household but still a good deal.

Good morning NEETs.

Morning NEEToes.

>>160190
Good morning.

>>160190
>>160191
Morning Lads

>>160190
>>160191
>>160192
Morning neeties. Just had some custard for breakfast. Stomach's feeling kinda stuffed now.

Didn't properly memorise a password to an encrypted disk I set up a last week, now I've lost all my work. I'm such a mong.

>>160194
All I need to know is Chad is secure in our hands.

>>160195
How complex is the password?
I lost a password once and took about an hour to recover it.

>>160197
I kept typing until the encryption screen told me it was a 'good' password. I do remember some of it, just not all of it.

>>160195
haha

>>160195
Kek. This is the universe telling you its time to move on from boong porn and start collecting mallard porn

>>160194
>>160193
>>160192
>>160191
>>160190
Good morning friends.

>>160198
I at one stage had to write down the combinations. It also good to learn the passwords with a song playing in your head

>>160193
Custard is not a breaky food.

>>160200
hot

>>160158
Isn't the problem that email address as screen captures have been posted that emails aren't being sent to that address from gmail.

NEETs once complained about the quality of Daily Mail articles but do other news agencies have articles written by Tony:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8351063/Why-escape-Brussels-kowtow-Beijing-asks-former-Australian-prime-minister-TONY-ABBOTT.html

>>160203
This neet doesn't sound like a real neet.

>>160206
Big Tones asks the HARD questions

>>160205
Excuses.

God morgen mine venner.

>>160211
Good morning, nice of you to finally join us.

>>160212
I've been here all night.

>>160213
I was looking, I didn't see you.

>>160214
Liar,you spent the whole night looking at Webbys arse again

>>160215
Weber has hidden his arse from my snorkel.

>>160190
>>160191
>>160192
>>160193
>>160201
>>160203
>breaky
>>160211
Good morning to all

>>160218
Good morning Al.

Beans.

Cauliflower.

>>160222
No.

>>160223
But you promised.

That's what makes you beautiful.

>>160225
Lies make your bulge shrink.

>>160227
My fingers are cold!

Thinking of getting chicken wings from IGA. Either ones from the deli or unmarinated ones to marinade myself.

>>160230
Marinaded ones are easier.

>>160231
You're easier.

You light up my world like nobody else.

>>160228
sit on them

>>160230
Did my massive plate of wings give you the desire to get some?

>>160203
I dreamt I was on a train, going into the city. Then I remembered corona-chan and quickly got off the train and tried to walk home, but I got lost. It was very confusing.

>>160234
Not all NEETjuice is worthy marinade.

>>160234
Yes.

>>160235
> very confusing.
Like how that relates to custard.

Has coronavirus sparked a 'Fear Of Going Out'? | A Current Affair

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bvvPShJeHjw [Embed]

>>160237
Get at least a kilo, preferably two and freeze some. My local nIGA occasionally sells cooked 'chicken nibbles' but they're more expensive per kilo. Good luck

>>160240
>nIGA
Hmmm

>>160235
You got roofied.

>>160242
Custard up his bum.

Marinaded Mallard with custard.

>>160240
I'll be going to Coles instead now. I'll probably just get 2kg of chicken wings from the butcher near Coles in the shopping center now.

>>160235
I caught the train to my mates place yesterday.
It was nearly empty but a fat old crazy woman decided to sit opposite me and stare at me.
It was quite unpleasant.

>>160245
Can you get me 30kg of custard and a pack of seroquel please

>>160246
She wanted to ruffle your feathers.

>>160248
I was worried she'd start ranting at me tbh.

>>160247
Nei.

>>160245
Go now before it gets too busy

>>160246
Public transport attracts all the crazies. So glad to own a vehicle

>>160250
No horses allowed

>>160239
oh it the FOGO crowd. im sure tracy's beat up will not spread this retarded psychological conndition like a the virus itself.

No grocery haul pics either, that's my shtick

>>160254
You ain't got no copyright cunt

Keep doing lots of small poos. Very unpleasant.

>>160254
I'm too lazy to do them anyway.

>>160254
I don't have a camera so I drew my groceries.

>>160258
was the popaoo on special?

>>160256
If you eat greasy food it does that to you.

>>160261
I haven't though. I've been living off weetbix, dahl and curries for a while now.

Going to make a beef and mushroom stew.

This is now the leading proctologist.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-23/fiona-kotvojs-liberal-nominee-for-eden-monaro-by-election/12280100

>>160265
Do you have some crusty bread?

>>160264
That's the fat woman from Pizza

>>160263
>>160263
I'll be programming in javascript soon.

another day in paradise neetoes

Did you neets watch housos much?

>>160271
Back in the day yes.

>>160271
I didn't really get in to it tbh, I also didn't have a TV when it was on sbs.
I liked fat pizza though.

>>160271
I've never really watched much TV. Is it worth watching?

>>160274
It depends how classy you are. If you are from a bit of a bogan background it is much better.

>>160273
>>160272
Yeah, I liked it but never had much desire to watch it. Like I'd watch an episode and think it was funny but then not want to watch another episode for a month or so.

>>160262
I was going to buy some ghee the other day and it was like $12 for a small jar so I said "fuck YOU India"...

>>160270
Ain't it just

>>160277
I hope she blows your hole when you get back home, and you erupt in her mouth like in the last pic

>>160277
That's a big hole

>>160279
Maybe later tonight.

>>160280
Big frothy coom

>>160277
hot

Farmhouse hunger tamer with the chicken burger and an iced coffee, a slab of sparkling, twelve packs of mints, pants are about to come off, Monaro is going out, minecraft is already open.

>>160278
I haven't seen a good Fraser in a while.

>>160276
Meanwhile, sweet little poojeetas work tirelessly, sweating from their tender armpits producing jars by the dozen, barely able to provide more than a bowl of rice for their families.

>>160285
I'm going to leave the whopper for later.
Their chicken royale burger is very nice.

>>160269
You poor bastard.

Gonna have some apple crumble and custard for lunch.

>>160291
very naughty behaviour

Coles had no mushrooms or turnips. They did that solely to spite me, I'm sure of it. I got a cabbage at least.

Would any of you neets be interested in watching Ned tonight on cytube?

>>160294
Who is Ned?

>>160291
You know where to put the custard.

>>160293
I bet they had cauliflower.

>>160295
I think it's a comedy Ned Kelly movie.

>>160297
They did, I didn't buy any though.

>>160293
Did you get the wings?

>>160299
I really enjoyed Kurt Russell's performance in Death Proof, especially when he slammed the brakes and that dumb blonde trash got fucked up. Used to think she was hot until it shaved its head and became full man-hating SJW

>>160301
Nah.

>>160302
VERY disappointed in you...

GTAV PC here I come...

Flushing toilets.

What are?

>>160295
Ned (2003). It is a fairly low brow but alright Australian comedy about the Kelly Gang. It has the right sort of humour to appeal to neets.

boiled pizza

>who is Ned?
That question should be on any Aussie citizenship form. If they can't answer then off they go back to the shithole they came from

And I ain't talking about any jew-film

>>160311
Who is Ned Kelly is a bit different to who is Ned.

>>160312
All films are Jew films.

>>160277
Hello mate. Very nice.

Jim Russell

I slept for 12 hours.

I am not fond of the Jew. I hope we don't have any Jews here.

Monaro is a Jew

My hatred of the Jew keeps me up at night.

Nuro is a Chinese Jew.

Webby.

Who?

Imagine liking Star Wars.

Wish I had a son tbqh

But to get that I'd have to accomplish being a man first...

>>160311
He was a fookin' low life irishman, a thief, a liar and a murderer. We need better heroes than that.

Having a coopers best extra stout, very tasty.

>>160326
IKTFB. I wish I had a wife, some sons, some daughters, a few dogs.

>>160329
I can't tell if you are talking about Dan or Ned.

>>160329
He was a good boy and dindu nuffin

>>160330
I'm having a sparkling.
I read a couple reviews that said that it has a bad 'end' to it.
That I think either means aftertaste after each sip, but it might mean the bottom of the bottle.
If it means the end of the bottle, that's because it has some of the same chunky shit pale has.
Which is shit and tastes vile.
But if it's the aftertaste, it seems good.
I don't get how people judge alcohol, or taste in general.
I get you can define characteristics and flavours/sensations in it but they judge it more as whether they like it or not.
So now I don't know if I can taste stuff correctly or my taste is what it is.
It seems ok.
Reviews should be more straight forward, not mentioning shit like how you describe a NEET fragrance.
Hmm.

>>160337
After taste is fine, it's probably got a lot of sediment at the bottom which I don't mind.

My stories have no third act, I was told.
I breached corona restrictions and touched his hand while discussing the human need for touch.
There was a discussion about prostitutes and the disparity of gf experiences.
How some pros will only do some things for some patrons.
The Indian was not allowed to come on her face, he said.
He finished with, you look good in those pants, much better than those jeans.

>>160338
I like the taste of pale more but I'll only drink it on tap so that shit stays in the barrel.

>>160340
Big wuss, the crud at the bottom will put hairs on your chest.

>>160341
I am a sleek NEET, bald and oiled.

>>160339
Your intercourse with Weber will not be so satisfying. I guarantee it.

There is a man on 16chan that doesn't like my vocaroos.
A mean, mean man.

>>160344
Sounds like a boy, not a man.

>>160337
It means those idiots didn't 'shake' the bottle to mix the 'yeast sediment'

>>160344
That's me. I liked them until you started posting nothing but them...

>>160344
The NEETs over there have gone feral without the guidance of the council.

>>160346
It has to do with coopers fermenting their beer in the bottles, shaking it wouldn't do shit.

>>160346
You roll it, don't shake it.

>>160347
I post lots more than just vocaroos.

I meant to post that on the other one.

>>160354
Vile

neet meme grunts

https://voca.ro/a1kBMH0P61A

choof'd
https://voca.ro/d5szRhY771J

It's getting too narky in here for me. Having some brunch before heading out in search of a decent heater

>>160359
Narky? who has been bullying you?

I should stop.

>>160363
Flush the choof down the toilet.

Had 25mg of seroquel last night but couldn't get to sleep so I took another 100mg at 4am and slept until 2:20pm

>>160365
Not good.

>>160365
Good work neet

>>160194
>We get Cruisey's Monaros homeland as well as Chad for NEETs like Monk and Shitey
impeccable neetlore
all we need now is Bir Tawil as that's basically where Monaro wants to set up the ethanolstate and that's it

Cruisey, tell Posso to stop sending me vile abusive emails.

>>160304
it might not even play gta as that i5 is weaker than mine which can't granted the graphics card is the issue

Possum, tell Cruisey to stop sending me bulge pics.

>>160365
Medicated.

>>160368
>Bir Tawil
>between Egypt and Sudan
We don't have that, do we?

>>160369
But they are replies.

>>160371
They seek replies.

>>160375
He forces me to reply to him.

>>160377
How does he force you?

Possum tied me to his frangipanies in the rain so he could tend to his tomato plants and spanish lessons once.

>>160378
He says Cruisey will send more bulge pics if I stop replying.
And that he will kill my cat.

Possum came round and killed my cat and screamed maniacally "YOU'RE NEXT CUNT" at my front door once.

Possum got some embarrassing videos of me in exchange for letting me see his soap holder.

>>160382
If he ever gets access to Webbys arse footage we're all doomed.

>>160383
The arse gnomes caught HPV off monk

Fukken rippa'

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2017-holden-special-vehicles-gts-r-w1-manual-my17/SSE-AD-5212603/?Cr=0

>>160384
And transmitted it to nuro with his coffee ....
The plot thickens ...

>>160385
You have been blocked

>>160387
It's this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CacOaDR7YWA [Embed]

>>160385
You have been mocked

>>160390
I've seen Rodney live.

>>160391
He is a high quality entertainer.

>>160392
He's a good lad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2UnhAfHE3M [Embed]

I prefer American Jewish humour to that coarse Australian stuff.

>>160390
Also just noticed

>Jamberoo hotel

Was down there last week, he lives in that area.

>>160393
Didn't know any of that.

>>160394
He's a rude cunt aye

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw [Embed]

>>160396
Yeah he had a lot of trouble with the law because of his extreme bantz.

Listening to Rodney Rude and forgot that the bath was running.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHJm6Ci3COA [Embed]

>>160400
kek

Posso once held me down and flogged me with a bong hose.

>>160401
I'm going to go have a bath and listen to the rest of the album I'm on.
Pretty good.
I've only watched a few videos of his before.

>>160403
My old man has one of his albums from the 80s on vinyl, I think it's called "I hate that"

>>160404
It's called I hate cats.

>>160405
It is not.

>>160406
>>160406
You are deluding yourself on the subject my good sir.

Mission Heater was a failure. It's as if I'm not the only one in this town who feels the cold...

Picked up a bottle of vodka on the way home. That should keep me warm...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8WAYbwt8vU [Embed]

These coopers extra stouts are rather strong.

My 5xl trackies are getting kinda tight neets

>>160411
bigboi

>>160411
Just pretend they're leggings

>>160413
HOT!!

Got a pork roasting on the weber q hope the wind and cold weather doesn't effect the crackling.

>>160411
Remove the waist cord, that might give you some more slack.

>>160415
I look forward to the pic of the finished roast.

>>160417
I'll snap a pic for ya, I'll try and snap a pic of the roast veggies Cindy made too.

>>160418
Good boy.

>>160417
I'm waiting on the pic from the neet having a bath, I long to see the Snorkel

>>160420
The snorkel is the last thing they ever see.

>>160418
You're a good sport.

>>160423
Looks nice and juicy.

>>160411
Time for 6XL draws even closer.

Roast spuds still baking away.

>>160411
jaysus christ