/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The bored four Aussie neets

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Remember to follow the rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 3

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Catalog | Bottom


I see you. I hear you. I believe you.

Expand All Images


(11.82 KB 255x255 aquafresh.jpg)
NEET General #181 - Toothpaste Flavored Edition NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:23:40 [Preview] No. 179142
Minty fresh NEETs with strong white teeth, Flashing those smiles at all the thots, Nicotine BTFO! Our gobs are flouridated to the wisdom teeth!


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:24:13 [Preview] No.179143 del
CIVIC CLUB
BEST CLUB


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:24:38 [Preview] No.179145 del
How can he stand it?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:25:55 [Preview] No.179146 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:26:16 [Preview] No.179147 del
SOUTHERN SONS REPRESENT THE BEST


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:26:22 [Preview] No.179148 del
would you rather left over roast or a burger?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:29:29 [Preview] No.179152 del
Fluoride is poison. Nuro told me once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:29:36 [Preview] No.179153 del
Just bought some Batman for PS4. The free games this month are COD WW2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2. Not a bad deal imo.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:30:24 [Preview] No.179154 del
>>179148
Just gimme the snack pack ey, willya


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:33:11 [Preview] No.179155 del
why would you pay to play a video game when you can watch it on youtube for free


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:33:49 [Preview] No.179156 del
Nuro sneezed into my elbow once


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:34:13 [Preview] No.179157 del
>>179155
thats gay.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:34:28 [Preview] No.179158 del
>>179143
Hondas a gay


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:36:00 [Preview] No.179159 del
>>179157
no it isn't


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:37:24 [Preview] No.179160 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:37:29 [Preview] No.179161 del
>>179136
Did you brush this morning?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:38:31 [Preview] No.179162 del
>>179139
Most have had pretty poor quality control for a while. I once order a prawn pizza and each slice had a perfectly positioned prawn on it.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:38:35 [Preview] No.179163 del
>>179161
Of course. I brush after every meal, if possible.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:38:51 [Preview] No.179164 del
>>179145
>>179146
It keeps me up at night thinking about this question.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:39:13 [Preview] No.179165 del
>>179163
Very nice.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:40:48 [Preview] No.179166 del
if i ate like 1000 calories a day what weight would i end up


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:42:36 [Preview] No.179167 del
>>179166
Does it matter if it is going to the arse?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:43:36 [Preview] No.179168 del
>>179151
>The free games
Log in, download and keep for ever free or just for the month?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:49:28 [Preview] No.179169 del
>>179155
Why would you bother having sex with women when you can watch it on pornhub for free...


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:52:54 [Preview] No.179170 del
Did you know that theres no reason for toothpaste to be minty or have any kind of minty sensation in the mouth?
Its an old marketing ploy to make you remember to do it


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:53:18 [Preview] No.179171 del
Sex is that game my uncle used to play with me.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:54:01 [Preview] No.179172 del
>>179162
The trick is to use live prawns, then they all crawl to their own section of the pizza in an effort to maximise their territory, resulting in even distribution. Then cook them.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:54:39 [Preview] No.179173 del
>>179166
You'll lose 450-900 grams per week until you plateau somewhere in the unhealthy skellie range.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:57:35 [Preview] No.179174 del
>>179170
Why can't they make it kfc flavoured then?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:58:17 [Preview] No.179175 del
>>179171
Did you cum?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:02:45 [Preview] No.179177 del
Mass cock and ball extinction


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:02:45 [Preview] No.179176 del
>>179166
https://www.losertown.org/eats/cal_act.php
plug in ur big boy stats and calories this will give you a rough idea of how much you will lose each week


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:05:45 [Preview] No.179178 del
how you blokes feeling about the start of the second wave over east?
thankful mark mcgowan has W.As arse locked down tight


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:07:02 [Preview] No.179179 del
>>179178
I hope it takes out SA again, so I don't have to go back to the office 2 days a week starting next week.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:10:06 [Preview] No.179180 del
>>179172
The daily fact I learn today.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:22:41 [Preview] No.179181 del
I deprived my arse of feed yesterday.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:26:35 [Preview] No.179182 del
>>179181
Your arse will have its revenge.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:29:45 [Preview] No.179183 del
The Day My Arse Went Psycho


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:31:54 [Preview] No.179184 del
Schindler's Arse


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:34:27 [Preview] No.179185 del
Bad Arses


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:35:20 [Preview] No.179186 del
Got the flame-effect heater on while watching Youtube vids of people camping. Maximum comf.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:41:40 [Preview] No.179187 del
>>179186
Is it heating the room efficiently?
Do you have the doors shut?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:47:41 [Preview] No.179188 del
Reused Pepe.
Not linked to the previous Gen.

Looks like the work of tiffinNEET.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:47:57 [Preview] No.179189 del
>>179118
Beetroot and goat's cheese pizza from Aldi.
>>179122
He needs to regulate his outtake before tackling his intake.
>>179135
Hurry up, we're waiting.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:48:37 [Preview] No.179190 del
>>179187
It's doing more for my emotional state than simply heating the room. Door and windows open. I like a nice balance of hot and cold. Don't want to feel like I'm in an oven.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:50:15 [Preview] No.179191 del
>>179174
They probably could.
I remember having a fruit flavoured one as a kid.
Made me feel dirty.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:50:53 [Preview] No.179192 del
>>179190
> like a nice balance of hot and cold. Don't want to feel like I'm in an oven.
I often sleep with one leg under the covers and one on top to achieve Optimal Comfy (TM).


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:51:15 [Preview] No.179193 del
>>179190
>It's doing more for my emotional state
Just a few more steps for it to be perfect.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:53:31 [Preview] No.179194 del
(512.34 KB 2000x1500 dankfc.jpg)
>>179193
And the easiest way to pay for your purchase


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:55:10 [Preview] No.179195 del
>>179194
>Executive Large NEET
We will get the C one day.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 06:59:51 [Preview] No.179196 del
>>179192
I like to have both feet uncovered


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:01:10 [Preview] No.179197 del
>>179196
ok ur just a barbarian


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:04:23 [Preview] No.179198 del
(16.46 KB 474x351 nt.jpeg)
>>179196
We have seen your feet sticking out m8


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:06:18 [Preview] No.179199 del
I want to suck that toe.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:07:09 [Preview] No.179200 del
>>179198
Perfect nails don't exis-


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:08:52 [Preview] No.179201 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:14:15 [Preview] No.179202 del
I might have to say a swear word soon.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:15:46 [Preview] No.179203 del
>>179202
Don't be naughty.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:17:49 [Preview] No.179204 del
Who has been posting on halfchan?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:18:50 [Preview] No.179205 del
>>179203
I'm trying to fight the urge.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:18:51 [Preview] No.179206 del
>>179204
Possum has.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:19:15 [Preview] No.179207 del
All the Commerce students at UniMelb look so stuck up. I hope they don't bully me if I choose to study Commerce


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:21:21 [Preview] No.179208 del
>>179207
>Commerce
A paper folding business degree?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:23:49 [Preview] No.179209 del
>>179207
Just tell them you know NK and if they mess with you they mess with NK.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:27:25 [Preview] No.179210 del
I'm going to go give my arse a wash in the shower.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:27:55 [Preview] No.179211 del
>>179210
Make sure to wash inside as well as out.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:28:36 [Preview] No.179212 del
lads... ( o Y o )


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:30:04 [Preview] No.179213 del
>>179211
Derive the toilet at the betterment of the bushwa?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:30:49 [Preview] No.179214 del
fuck


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:31:51 [Preview] No.179215 del
Hungry Jacks nuggers are the worst of the mainstream takeaway nuggers.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:32:32 [Preview] No.179216 del
(304.43 KB 800x800 s.jpeg)
>>179210
Give it a good scrub.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:33:01 [Preview] No.179217 del
They have nice boigahs though, comapred to maccas.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:33:12 [Preview] No.179218 del
>>179214
Naughty NEET, no tendies for you tonight


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:33:45 [Preview] No.179219 del
>>179216
Isn't there a special arse brand?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:34:36 [Preview] No.179220 del
ARSE SCRUB


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:34:57 [Preview] No.179221 del
>>179207
>Melbourne Uni
You'd better make up a bullshit story about which exclusive private school you came from, or even the vending machines will refuse to interact with you.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:36:40 [Preview] No.179222 del
>>179221
>exclusive private school
Weber's School of Fine Culinary Dinning is a top one.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:37:20 [Preview] No.179223 del
>>179221
I didn't finish year 12


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:38:01 [Preview] No.179224 del
>>179223
Lie and tell them >>179222 to garnish respect.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:43:05 [Preview] No.179225 del
>>179223
Maybe some japanese school that exists in anime. At least you won't run into anyone else who went there.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:46:36 [Preview] No.179226 del
Cock chaos.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.179227 del
Possum groped me without consent once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.179228 del
Possum grabbed my cock once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:48:36 [Preview] No.179229 del
>>179222
>Fine Culinary Dinning
>>179224
>garnish


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:48:56 [Preview] No.179230 del
Possum grabbed my cock, cupped my balls, and toyed my arse.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:49:23 [Preview] No.179231 del
Possum fingered me and then ran around the party getting other guys to smell his finger once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:49:40 [Preview] No.179232 del
I put peanut butter on my balls and Possum licked them.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:50:04 [Preview] No.179233 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.179234 del
Good neet, nights


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:50:38 [Preview] No.179235 del
Possum ogled my elbow once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:50:54 [Preview] No.179236 del
>>179234
Turn the heater off at the wall.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:51:49 [Preview] No.179237 del
>>179230
Three handed?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:53:50 [Preview] No.179238 del
>>179234
Good night.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:54:57 [Preview] No.179239 del
>>179234
night mate.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.179240 del
>>179236
Good advice


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:00:31 [Preview] No.179241 del
>>179229
Thank you.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.179242 del
>>179234
Good night NEET.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:03:29 [Preview] No.179243 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:03:51 [Preview] No.179244 del
>>179237
nah he grabbed the dick and cuffed the balls the same hand


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:05:34 [Preview] No.179245 del
>>179244
Soothing


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:05:49 [Preview] No.179246 del
>>179244
He wasn't putting his whole self into it then.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:08:18 [Preview] No.179247 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:12:27 [Preview] No.179248 del
I have been feeling very dissociative today. That feeling of wondering about life but not feeling as if I am who I am. I think my recent sobriety streak of the last few weeks has done ill of my health.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:22:01 [Preview] No.179249 del
Possum's cognitive behavioural torture.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:24:31 [Preview] No.179250 del
>>179249
Perhaps that is what I need.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:27:15 [Preview] No.179251 del
I have moved my computer and desk into the living room where I can take advantage of the air conditioner for heating. I could not sit in that unheated jail cell of a bedroom for one minute longer.

It is going to be a couple of weeks before I can get an electrician in to look at my power point problems.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:28:38 [Preview] No.179252 del
>>179251
>unheated jail cell
I am surprised your transfer requested was granted.

Don't draw too much from a single power point.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:29:54 [Preview] No.179253 del
>>179251
Do you still have an old fashioned power box in your laundry or outside the house? If so, have you checked the fuses therin?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.179254 del
>>179252
He had to give up jigsaw privileges.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:31:39 [Preview] No.179255 del
>>179251
>It is going to be a couple of weeks before I can get an electrician in to look at my power point problems.

Did you try and turn the safety switch off and on several times? that is what happened to my place and it was simply a dodgy safety switch that worked sometimes and not others, so give it a good toggle between off and on a few times.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:32:03 [Preview] No.179256 del
>>179254
The screws are hard to bargain with.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:32:16 [Preview] No.179257 del
(52.66 KB 700x701 poss.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:32:21 [Preview] No.179258 del
I have been very sore today.
My calves are spasming and feel bruised.
Using the chainsaw that much yesterday did it.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:32:58 [Preview] No.179259 del
>>179252
>Don't draw too much from a single power point.
Is that what I did wrong to start with? I was running my PC and the heater from the same powerpoint.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:33:12 [Preview] No.179260 del
>>179255
It's also possible he has a modern set of RCDs somewhere that are OK, and a ceramic fuse with a blown wire elsewhere.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:33:31 [Preview] No.179261 del
>>179251
>jail cell
Enter my cock and balls.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:34:13 [Preview] No.179262 del
>>179259
Don't do that.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:34:25 [Preview] No.179263 del
>>179259
That's fine. I mean power boards on power boards with multiple heavy draw appliances on a single power point.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:34:28 [Preview] No.179264 del
>>179258
My cock spasms when electrodes are attached to my balls.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:35:07 [Preview] No.179265 del
>>179253
>checked the fuses
I don't know if there are any fuses. There are a series of switches. I don't understand how it all works.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:35:24 [Preview] No.179266 del
>>179263
If you have a bar radiator plugged into a wall point, you do not plug anything else into the same wall point.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:35:29 [Preview] No.179267 del
>>179264
You should look up milking machines on xvideo


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:35:51 [Preview] No.179268 del
>>179258
All those redtops wouldn't have helped your recovery.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:36:08 [Preview] No.179269 del
>>179266
I have been doing it for years and the wiring in my house is ancient. I have it on low heat but it works fine.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:37:17 [Preview] No.179270 del
(1.49 MB 4032x3024 IMG_0988.jpg)
>>179265
Nothing that looks like this?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:38:03 [Preview] No.179271 del
>>179265
can you take a picture?
and did you toggle the one that was in the off position to the on position?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:39:05 [Preview] No.179272 del
>>179271
RCD switches are often upside down relative to normal switches too...


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.179273 del
>>179270
Yes there are a couple of things that look like the one under the "shed" sticker.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:40:20 [Preview] No.179274 del
>>179272
and sideways


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:40:36 [Preview] No.179275 del
I just switch the one that's in a different direction to the others and suddenly I hear the washing machine going and I know I did good.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:41:29 [Preview] No.179276 del
>>179271
>and did you toggle the one that was in the off position to the on position?
It was just the safety switch that was off and I pressed the reset button on it and switched it back to "on".


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:41:46 [Preview] No.179277 del
>>179273
Right. They each have a strand of wire (like on the 'cotton' reels sitting on top of the picture). That wire link blows if you pull too much power.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.179278 del
>>179268
Probably not.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:42:33 [Preview] No.179279 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:43:59 [Preview] No.179280 del
ACBT (Arse, Cock and Ball Torture)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:44:48 [Preview] No.179281 del
>>179277
Is it easy to fix?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:45:54 [Preview] No.179282 del
>>179281
Yes, assuming you have spare wire.
I'll post a picture in a sec.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:52:14 [Preview] No.179283 del
(1.21 MB 4032x3024 IMG_0989.jpg)
So:
Optional first step, turn the power off. In my case that's the big arse switch in my original picture.

Second grasp the fuse and pull out. You might need to rock it a little.

Do NOT touch the exposed socket.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:52:44 [Preview] No.179284 del
Torture my twinkie and taters.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:54:00 [Preview] No.179285 del
(992.02 KB 4032x3024 IMG_0990.jpg)
(953.81 KB 4032x3024 IMG_0991.jpg)
(974.17 KB 4032x3024 IMG_0992.jpg)
In your hand will be the other half of the ceramic fuse. You'll see a wire running between two screw-down terminals.

Unscrew, replace wire, tighten back down.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:55:51 [Preview] No.179286 del
You said there were two fuses like this.
One will be your lighting circuit. This typically uses an 8 Ampere fuse wire.
The other will be your mains wiring. This will be 15 Amps wire.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 08:57:16 [Preview] No.179287 del
>>179283
>>179285
>>179286
Thank you for showing me that. I do not have any of the wire. I think I will get the electrician in to do it. I don't feel confident to do it myself.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:00:15 [Preview] No.179288 del
>>179283
>Do NOT touch the exposed socket.
What if I stick my cock and balls in there? Will I get the CBT therapy I so desperately need?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:02:39 [Preview] No.179289 del
>>179285
I've also just noticed looking at this picture I took, that my cheeky old man has placed a much thicker wire in the shed fuse.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:06:06 [Preview] No.179290 del
>>179289
kek, A paper clip?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.179291 del
>>179288
If you want to learn more just watch this documentary:
https://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:08:31 [Preview] No.179292 del
>>179290
Not quite that bad, but I'd say it's at least 30A equivalent.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:11:19 [Preview] No.179293 del
>>179292
>She'll be roight mate


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:12:44 [Preview] No.179294 del
Apparently I can buy some wire at Bunnings. I might end up doing it myself then.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:12:47 [Preview] No.179295 del
>>179293
He had an electrician's license as part of this work, so he knew what he was doing.
I suspect he beefed it up because of his arc welding.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.179296 del
>>179294
Can't hurt to at least check them before you go to Bunnings. Either visual inspection or a continuity test with a multimeter, if you have one.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:15:31 [Preview] No.179297 del
>>179294
Turn the power off, then check the fuses to make sure it is them


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:20:06 [Preview] No.179298 del
(14.75 KB 480x360 hqdefault[1].jpg)
I like winter.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:21:23 [Preview] No.179299 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:21:36 [Preview] No.179300 del
I like Possum.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:23:36 [Preview] No.179302 del
>>179298
It's the only bearable season for me.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:24:29 [Preview] No.179303 del
>>179301
This is why nuro doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:25:12 [Preview] No.179304 del
>>179301
So, that's why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.179305 del
I'm going to be 45 in less then two weeks.

>tfw old


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:27:08 [Preview] No.179306 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:27:22 [Preview] No.179307 del
>>179305
You are still young at heart.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:29:24 [Preview] No.179308 del
>tfw no ham, cheese and tomato toasted sandwich


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:29:57 [Preview] No.179309 del
>>179300
Looks like a Shiny Pokemon


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:31:01 [Preview] No.179311 del
>>179308
don't get one from mcdolands


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:31:05 [Preview] No.179312 del
(67.70 KB 635x960 fdfcdvxfdcsom.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:32:07 [Preview] No.179313 del
it's quite difficult kicking a possum hard enough to get it lodged in power lines


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:32:57 [Preview] No.179314 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:36:05 [Preview] No.179315 del
(372.10 KB 391x585 JUST_.png)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:36:55 [Preview] No.179317 del
>>179315
If I was your Mummybot, I'd tan your arse.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:43:18 [Preview] No.179318 del
>>179301
He was enjoying a bit of electrical CBT, and things just got out of control.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:44:18 [Preview] No.179319 del
>>179317
You just want to touch my bum.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:45:32 [Preview] No.179320 del
Monaro finds this relatable.
https://youtu.be/6WXGF94ZSU8?t=1918


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.179321 del
>>179312
Very nice.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:46:40 [Preview] No.179322 del
>>179315
J U S T


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:48:25 [Preview] No.179323 del
>https://darkweblink.com/fbi-wanted-australian-hacker-got-arrested-nsw-great/
>Cody has been wanted by the FBI, Interpol, Europol and Homeland Security and Secret Service as he has reportedly made 100,000 plus sales since late 2015 having a near perfection of 5/5 rating.
Is this 10k?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:48:34 [Preview] No.179324 del
>>179315
A tragedy.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:51:15 [Preview] No.179325 del
>>179320
what is this shit?
t- Monaro


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:51:49 [Preview] No.179326 del
>>179323
a hacker AND a drug dealer
bullshit
anybody good at the first doesn't need the second, and vice versa


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:54:56 [Preview] No.179327 del
>>179326
> The seized computer of the hacker revealed his dark web accounts and Cryptocurrency worth $17 million.
Being a well rounded, multi skilled worker has its rewards. How much are you making as a hacker webby?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:58:37 [Preview] No.179328 del
>>179327
using TOR doesn't make one a "hacker"
the media even uses the word now to describe women who purchase something from Kmart and use it to do something it wasn't intended to do.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:59:06 [Preview] No.179329 del
>>179328
> women who purchase something from Kmart and use it to do something it wasn't intended to do
Cucumbers?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 09:59:40 [Preview] No.179330 del
>>179327
Weber wouldn't leave that sort of evidence on the pc he was using


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:00:04 [Preview] No.179331 del
(660.38 KB 807x599 DO_IT_.png)
Saved.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:00:27 [Preview] No.179332 del
>>179329
The spiky ones?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:00:47 [Preview] No.179333 del
>>179330
if you search his name (cody not weber), all of the real news articles talk simply of a drug dealing syndicate with two hoes, nothing else


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:00:48 [Preview] No.179334 del
>>179331
Well saved neet.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:01:21 [Preview] No.179335 del
>>179325
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHqR1Rql5r8 [Embed]


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:01:48 [Preview] No.179336 del
>>179328
I too wondered what made him a hacker.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:01:48 [Preview] No.179337 del
Weber hacked my facebook account and made some very nasty racial slurs on it once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:02:40 [Preview] No.179338 del
>>179331
Looks good. Just lacking a squirt of barbecue sauce.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:03:55 [Preview] No.179339 del
>>179335
you do know right that I'm basically a zoomer


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:04:15 [Preview] No.179340 del
>>179338
I'll squirt on you.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:04:40 [Preview] No.179341 del
>>179339
I'll zoom on you.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:05:03 [Preview] No.179342 del
>>179337
At least you don't have to worry about the bugs or blacks now.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:06:15 [Preview] No.179343 del
How many zoomerNEETs do we have here?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:06:34 [Preview] No.179344 del
>>179342
If they're bugs,sell them drugs
If they're black,sell them crack


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:07:24 [Preview] No.179345 del
>>179343
What's the age range for that again?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:08:10 [Preview] No.179346 del
>>179343
well in terms of Young NEETs IIRC we have Me (Monaro), Sperg, Monk, Shitey, Cheesey, BowralNEET, ShireNEET 2 and TrainNEET (Not Weber)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:08:31 [Preview] No.179347 del
>>179344
>crack
Cracks of fattest white women?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:08:49 [Preview] No.179348 del
>>179339
You are so mature, it's hard to tell.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:09:50 [Preview] No.179349 del
>>179346
>Monk
old enough to know better


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:10:06 [Preview] No.179350 del
>>179345
I think its anything post '95. I'm '93 so I just squeeze in with the millenial crowd, not sure how I should take that.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:10:34 [Preview] No.179351 del
>>179338
I had some of this.
It was nice.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:10:37 [Preview] No.179352 del
>>179347
Fat white women rightfully belong to drunk NEETs


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.179353 del
Might get a bottle.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:13:18 [Preview] No.179354 del
In the good old days they gave you a free fat bogan chick with every slab of VB


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:14:54 [Preview] No.179356 del
>>179348
yeah I totally am not a spergy autistic shitter who fucks everything up


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:15:46 [Preview] No.179357 del
How many NEETs on now are under 27?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:15:49 [Preview] No.179358 del
>>179354
She'd drink half your slab, that's not free.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:16:06 [Preview] No.179359 del
>>179356
Don't be so hard on yourself m8
I've always thought of you as a spergy autistic fucker who shits everything up


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:16:39 [Preview] No.179360 del
>>179356
It's not an excuse.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:16:41 [Preview] No.179361 del
>>179358
That's why you buy two slabs


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:17:36 [Preview] No.179362 del
>>179361
At that point you get three fat bogan chicks.
It's like tax, you need to stay below the threshold or it won't be worth it.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:18:02 [Preview] No.179363 del
Bacon and eggs have given me a tummy ache.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:19:11 [Preview] No.179364 del
>>179359
kek
>>179360
It's not an excuse, it's a reason


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:20:24 [Preview] No.179365 del
If I do get a bottle I could get fish&chips too


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:20:55 [Preview] No.179366 del
>>179362
But with 3 fat bogan chicks you can make a pyramid and start a scheme.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:23:42 [Preview] No.179367 del
>>179363
anyone here ever hunted? might get into it, prob wont.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:24:22 [Preview] No.179368 del
>>179351
Well sauced.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:27:53 [Preview] No.179369 del
>>179367
Unless you know people who already have access to properties it is hard.
I cut a fox in half with my .303 and shot some pigeons in a shed once, but apart from that have never hunted properly.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:38:00 [Preview] No.179370 del
>>179369
It's not sporting unless you let the fox have a gun too.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:40:32 [Preview] No.179371 del
>>179370
If he had earmuffs he wouldn't have come when whistled.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:43:53 [Preview] No.179373 del
>>178462
Hmmm.
>>178670
Good stuff.
>>178694
>Nuro has the cleanest bong out off all you lot
I don't have a bong, on the rare that I will have a smoke I prefer to have a joint rather than a bong, bongs are too much of bother IMO.
>>178983
>>178986
The one where she's in her red undies is nicer, her face looks all screwed up in the first one, although she does have a nice set of tits.
>>179070
Always good to see the opinions of mongs.
>>179078
Intersting, especially considering that we don't really have a Zionist lobby of the same size and influence that the seppos have, I guess we want to suck up to the seppos so badly that we do stuff like this.
>>179207
>Commerce
>UniMelb
If you're going to study that there make sure you've brushed up on your Mandarin beforehand.
15 degrees today in Shitbourne, came back from my mate's place late last night, had some Taco Bell on Saturday night and it gave me the most horrible poos, Guzman is better tasting anyway. Mummybot has gone away for the week so I visted Dan's earlier and now I'm sitting at home getting drunk, having some of this right now.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:44:04 [Preview] No.179374 del
Might have a slice of vegemite on toast.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:49:02 [Preview] No.179375 del
>>179373
Visiting church for enlightenment will soothe the soul.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:57:50 [Preview] No.179377 del
I genuinely don't mind homosexuals but I despise the flamboyant type that make being a bum-bandit their entire personality.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:58:45 [Preview] No.179378 del
>>179343
I was born in 1999 but I consider myself a zoomer.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 10:59:15 [Preview] No.179379 del
>>179345
Usually 2000 onwards.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:00:16 [Preview] No.179380 del
>>179377
What about CBAT NEET?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:00:37 [Preview] No.179381 del
>>179377
That's 80% of them.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:01:14 [Preview] No.179382 del
>>179377
I'm the same with pretty much every group.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:02:46 [Preview] No.179383 del
(53.57 KB 919x560 ymd9ofwg1p751.png)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:04:36 [Preview] No.179384 del
Nuro introduced himself as Eats Dicksaloti and invited me to the chateau de anal once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:05:09 [Preview] No.179385 del
Nuro ignored a call from an elderly relative once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:06:56 [Preview] No.179386 del
Nuro decided not to purchase an item and put it back on the wrong shelf once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:07:28 [Preview] No.179387 del
>>179386
he threw it out of his trolley at the checkout
the video was posted this morning


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:08:00 [Preview] No.179388 del
Nuro goes into the fragrance department at myer and peruses the ladies scents.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:08:07 [Preview] No.179389 del
>>179377
tbh I prefer them, I mean if you're a faggot then fucking own it, don't be one of those shitty pete buttigeig types who don't even fist


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:08:30 [Preview] No.179390 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:09:03 [Preview] No.179391 del
>>179388
Bec has always done that m8


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:09:08 [Preview] No.179392 del
Nuro goes for the pink iced donuts every damn time


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:10:33 [Preview] No.179393 del
Nuro didn't fill the kettle back up after using the water once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:10:44 [Preview] No.179394 del
Had a slice of vegemite on toast. Might have another slice later.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:10:47 [Preview] No.179395 del
Nuro uses ubuntu linux distro because its easy to install.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:11:13 [Preview] No.179396 del
>>179393
This is what blew Possum's fuses.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:11:54 [Preview] No.179397 del
>>179395
He should emerge from the closet and use Gentoo.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.179398 del
Nuro never got his pen license in grade 2 but uses one anyways


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.179399 del
(221.38 KB 1920x1280 Moriya Akane4.jpg)
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:13:22 [Preview] No.179400 del
>>179398
>grade


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:13:46 [Preview] No.179401 del
>>179399
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:13:59 [Preview] No.179402 del
I never got my pen license.
I moved schools and lied about having it.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:14:44 [Preview] No.179403 del
>>179399
Goodnight mate.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:15:04 [Preview] No.179404 del
>>179402
You're one sick puppy, you know that?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:15:15 [Preview] No.179405 del
>>179402
I had to wait until like Grade 4 because my teacher in Grade 3 was a cunt and wouldn't give it to me. At one point I told her my parents said she needed to grow some tits.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:15:58 [Preview] No.179406 del
>>179400
Very well spotted. I wonder if he's the same global volunteer yesterday. I remember him saying we'll never guess who he was. After he made that post he changed his IP again.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:16:02 [Preview] No.179407 del
I kind of want to get into photography but not enough to actually do it.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:16:28 [Preview] No.179408 del
>>179406
Grade is used in SA.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.179409 del
>>179406
He knows what a pen license is so he is probably Australian.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:16:50 [Preview] No.179410 del
>>179407
Same, it's fucking expensive though.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:17:16 [Preview] No.179411 del
>>179400
What do you use instead?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:17:24 [Preview] No.179412 del
Nuro uses a rubber band to keep his pencil case semi closed because the zipper is stuffed.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:17:28 [Preview] No.179413 del
>>179408
South Australian English is usually better but this is one of the few cases of it being inferior.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:17:29 [Preview] No.179414 del
>>179407
Just use your smartphone and computer software. No way is it worth dropping money on a DSLR.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:18:09 [Preview] No.179415 del
>>179413
It probably made sense when standards were applied to educations and dumb cunts were held back.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:19:30 [Preview] No.179416 del
Nuro spelled ac/dc wrong on his pencil case and never corrected it. it says ad/cd


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:20:53 [Preview] No.179417 del
you know those black marks on the lino in the corridors at school?
Nuro.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:22:17 [Preview] No.179418 del
>>179416
This one got a giggle out of me.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:24:03 [Preview] No.179419 del
>>179408
There have been numerous times when the sepo's spelling deviated. The odd American spelling is fine but his frequent use of z - ING or color is not acceptable anywhere in Australia. Also changing his IP after followed his pattern of behaviour. My smart phone also Australian dictionary so there is little excuse.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:27:36 [Preview] No.179420 del
>>179419
The only global person welcome here should be the Hungarian guy. Provided he tells us what he had for breakfast or dinner. He never visits at Lunchtime CEST (Central European Summer Time).


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:34:24 [Preview] No.179421 del
>>179420
I don't care who visits here. I do remember the annoyance he caused everyone that was unacceptable. My point is that I am watching for his slip ups as he can't hold up his mask forever like yesterday's "hack". I feel that's punishment enough that he keeps scuttling around. If he wants to apologise that would be nice step forward. I don't know what exactly I did to annoy him beyond the odd cross board shit post, which isn't equal to days of spam this board has had.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:35:31 [Preview] No.179422 del
>>179415
My brother got held back in prep


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:36:49 [Preview] No.179423 del
Am I the only NEET here who had it called Grades when they were in Primary School but when they went to High School it was called Years


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:37:57 [Preview] No.179424 del
>>179421
Is this the fella that spammed pictures of kids that day?
>>179423
I remember both words being used interchangeably in my town.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:38:59 [Preview] No.179425 del
>>179424
nah I don't mean interchangebly I mean like it was different between the two
Also High School was technically called Secondary College but nobody called it that


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:40:48 [Preview] No.179426 del
>>179425
My high school was referred to as X college, I can think of two other Christian schools that were as well. The rest were X High.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:42:37 [Preview] No.179427 del
>>179426
I mean when I moved to Canberra I learned that their High Schools are only years 7-10 and then they do their HSCs at a "College"


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:43:51 [Preview] No.179428 del
>>179424
I am guessing that's him and probably part of the gore spam further back. When I looked at IP hash of the Global Volunteer it was only for two posts but it looked like he was pretty engaged in the discussion. The poster has previously himself acknowledged his pattern of behaviour because we can't track him, he says.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:44:20 [Preview] No.179429 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:45:36 [Preview] No.179430 del
>>179429
Good night.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:50:25 [Preview] No.179431 del
>thinking of Shire 2


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:55:28 [Preview] No.179432 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:55:44 [Preview] No.179433 del
>>179412
>zipper
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:56:24 [Preview] No.179434 del
>>179414
I'd like to do it with film but if I do it, I'll start with my phone. I might be able to get an old film camera cheap.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 11:58:37 [Preview] No.179435 del
>>179419
>>179419
Yeah, Oxford spelling. It is a formal British thing funnily enough. I prefer -ise for aesthetic reasons but Tolkein used -ize so I consider it proper.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:00:36 [Preview] No.179436 del
How did my kiwi flag become a poo-in-the-loo flag? This site is cooked. Programmed by absolute fucking window lickers.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:01:05 [Preview] No.179437 del
>>179431
>thinking of Soy Free/Icecream neet


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:02:28 [Preview] No.179438 del
>>179423
I used this rule.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:02:35 [Preview] No.179439 del
>>179437
I heard he's a poofter.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:05:27 [Preview] No.179440 del
Torture my rod and sinkers.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:12:15 [Preview] No.179441 del
Hook my cock and balls up to the power jack and flip the switch.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:13:27 [Preview] No.179442 del
Going to have another slice of vegemite on toast.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:14:34 [Preview] No.179443 del
>>179442
Is this a CBT reference?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:16:02 [Preview] No.179444 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:41:49 [Preview] No.179445 del
(184.74 KB 1280x720 maxresdefault.jpg)
On the third episode.
10/10


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:44:29 [Preview] No.179446 del
>>179445
I'm considering getting Netflix for a month. Mostly to watch stuff in Spanish with English subs though.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:46:10 [Preview] No.179447 del
>>179445
Actually the fifth episode.
Didn't realise I'd watched that much.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:46:46 [Preview] No.179448 del
>>179446
Some of the stuff on it is okay, most is a bit shit.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:51:07 [Preview] No.179450 del
>>179446
tbh I got netflix and then cancelled it as I only watched cooking shows on there
that said I watched something about the Fyre Festival on there that was pretty good, it gave a really indepth view on how it was so fucked


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:55:19 [Preview] No.179451 del
>>179450
Cooking shows actually might still be relevant for me. I'll just focus on the Spanish and beaner ones.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 12:59:44 [Preview] No.179452 del
>>179445
6.0 out of 10 on imdb.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 13:19:35 [Preview] No.179453 del
Nuro got a subscription to hotlegsandfeet and footsiebabes once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 13:57:32 [Preview] No.179454 del
(11.86 KB 205x246 1593009028492s.jpg)
macbook is on the fritz I think. The fan is making horrible noises.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:01:04 [Preview] No.179455 del
>>179454
It sounds like you need to refill the USB fluid.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:03:10 [Preview] No.179456 del
What are some good healthy or healthy-ish drinks for cottonmouth?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:05:26 [Preview] No.179457 del
>>179456
What is wrong with water?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:06:29 [Preview] No.179458 del
>>179457
Bland.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:11:56 [Preview] No.179459 del
>>179458
Fat cunt.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:12:29 [Preview] No.179460 del
We need to ban the fat cunts from this board.
SKELLIE UPRISING NOW


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:14:25 [Preview] No.179461 del
(58.05 KB 676x676 sadjoos.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:15:59 [Preview] No.179462 del
>>179461
Sorry neet.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:22:23 [Preview] No.179463 del
Night noots.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:24:52 [Preview] No.179464 del
>>179463
Night NEET.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:30:06 [Preview] No.179465 del
>>179456
Anally take some Blend 43


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 14:30:44 [Preview] No.179466 del
>>179461
I read that as soggy Sao Joose


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 15:41:27 [Preview] No.179467 del
Worries about the future, flashbacks to traumas of the past. I am in constant torment.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 15:50:09 [Preview] No.179468 del
>>179467
I hear there is cream to sooth those anal torments


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 17:02:51 [Preview] No.179469 del
I don't like how Americans say sophomore, freshman and all that stuff. It makes me angry.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 17:35:00 [Preview] No.179470 del
>>179469
Freshman means first year, Sophomore means 2nd year


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 19:29:46 [Preview] No.179471 del
>>179451
A lot of content is translated via subtitles and a lot of audio is dubbed in other languages.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 19:31:16 [Preview] No.179472 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 19:57:42 [Preview] No.179473 del
>>179472
Morning neet.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 20:44:28 [Preview] No.179474 del
(488.04 KB 450x300 1405985333690.gif)
>>179473
>>179472

GOODUS MORNUS NEETUS MAXIMUS


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 20:58:33 [Preview] No.179475 del
>>179453
The dirty pervert!


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:02:37 [Preview] No.179476 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:12:47 [Preview] No.179478 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:16:48 [Preview] No.179479 del


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:27:55 [Preview] No.179480 del
How are the neet diets going? I'm hungry all the time, and I've still only lost 1 kg.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:31:04 [Preview] No.179481 del
>>179479
Morning


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:35:51 [Preview] No.179482 del
>>179480
>Trying to diet, looking at snapchat to distract me from hunger, see this, get triggered
https://play.snapchat.com/o:W7_EDlXWTBiXAEEniNoMPwAAYcJjR47fttrLMAXL6dETuAXL6dEDkAO1OAA


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:41:45 [Preview] No.179483 del
>>179255
>give it a good toggle

>>179331
Looks like a hot mess but I'm sure it was tasty

>>179373
>Taco Bell
Didn't realise they were in Australia. That cider looks alright, and I'd keep that bottle for sure.

>>179445
What's it about?

>>179467
You're not the only one


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:44:11 [Preview] No.179484 del
(42.12 KB 377x354 Tallica.jpg)
>>179481
>>179479
>>179478
>>179474
>>179473
>>179472
Good morning. What have we got planned for today?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:47:04 [Preview] No.179485 del
NEET Tip #487
If you've run out of bog rolls subway napkins make a good substitute


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:49:52 [Preview] No.179486 del
>>179485
What happens when the drains clog?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 21:54:04 [Preview] No.179487 del
The story continues. The woman owns two local shop and bought the rolls from China to sell at both stores. For the modest price of:
>'I'm selling a 48 pack for $22 - or $1.99 for a four pack - I just want to help people at the most difficult of times.'

Still not racism:
>'Do you know what you've done to Australia?' he asks Ms Deng.
>When a passer-by asks if the woman had a shop nearby, the voice responds 'no - to send to China'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8468827/Tradies-DEFEND-taking-loo-roll-finding-rolls-outside-home-Sydneys-Macquarie-Fields.html


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:02:31 [Preview] No.179488 del
>>179486
That's Subway's problem?


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:17:39 [Preview] No.179489 del
>>179488
If it is at Subway, yes.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:21:41 [Preview] No.179490 del
NEET Tip #488
When the drains clog you can have your floors washed with no effort required.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:28:27 [Preview] No.179492 del
Shit poster confused when fact checked.
>ABC radio host subjected to global ridicule for debate on whether chess is racist explains what REALLY happened - and says he's the victim of 'pre-lash'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8469225/Inside-story-ABC-accused-claiming-chess-racist.html


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:31:36 [Preview] No.179493 del
When the police get it right
>Vegan activist who was bombarded with death threats after storming Coles dressed as a blood-soaked abbatoir worker claims police told her she only had herself to blame for the vile abuse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8469373/Vegan-activist-Tash-Peterson-claims-police-said-brought-death-threats-herself.html


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:34:59 [Preview] No.179495 del
>>179487
>>179491
It's a little too early for...

Ah never mind, I clicked, scrolled down and saw the Bella Hadid story with her gleaming arse in the thumbnail.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:36:38 [Preview] No.179496 del
>>179494
And I thought they only ate fish and chips.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:37:34 [Preview] No.179497 del
>>179495
>gleaming arse in the thumbnail
Straight to the arse, again.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:38:11 [Preview] No.179498 del
>>179496
They love KFC too:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G6-nMjdsehc [Embed]


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:47:24 [Preview] No.179500 del
>>179499
>That abo will smell us out quicker than a bloodhound

Great lines from Aussie Literature


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:48:49 [Preview] No.179501 del
>>179500
I wish they used boong tbh


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:49:23 [Preview] No.179502 del
>>179501
Kek, that would have been wankworthy


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 22:54:08 [Preview] No.179503 del
(105.31 KB 339x274 Untitled.png)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 23:01:12 [Preview] No.179504 del
Nuro punched my stuffed tiger toy when he came around on a playdate once.


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 23:03:51 [Preview] No.179506 del
Sacha Boong Cohen up to his old tricks again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IjxrgCeliZ4 [Embed]


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 23:06:30 [Preview] No.179507 del
>>179498
That must've resulted in one very painful shit


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 23:47:32 [Preview] No.179508 del
(257.01 KB 640x548 webby.png)


NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 23:54:27 [Preview] No.179509 del
(78.36 KB 750x637 fuck.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:04:35 [Preview] No.179510 del
>>179509
You should've said 'this is an automated reply'


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:18:13 [Preview] No.179511 del
(277.65 KB 1264x948 Scanpans.jpg)
Good news. My pans turned up :)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:20:03 [Preview] No.179512 del
just ate weetbix for the first time in like 15 years
it was fucking delicious


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:22:30 [Preview] No.179513 del
>>179512
how manmy?
did you put sugar on them?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:26:29 [Preview] No.179514 del
>>179513
6 and just a lil sprinkle


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:43:19 [Preview] No.179515 del
>>179514
Don't think I've ever had more than 4 at a time.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:43:53 [Preview] No.179516 del
Executive dreams:
>KitKat is set to open a new Australian 'Chocolatory' boutique - complete with 30,000 rare flavour combinations and a DIY station for customers
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8472527/KitKat-Chocolatory-set-open-Sydney-Mid-City-30-000-rare-flavour-combinations.html


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:46:13 [Preview] No.179517 del
>>179506
It keeps him busy.

>>179508
Always getting drawn into the battles.

>>179509
Hearty kek

>>179511
I look forward to seeing them in use.

>>179515
Me too.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 00:58:01 [Preview] No.179518 del
>operating since 1975
Literally never heard of this brand/store before. Guess that goes with being a gf-less loser your whole life...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:08:21 [Preview] No.179519 del
>>179518
Me too, I have walked past those stories but never entered them. This downturn is weeding out the crap.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:21:27 [Preview] No.179520 del
>>179517
Thinking of doing a chicken paprikash dish if I can fit a whole chook into the larger pan, but it may be too shallow to hold the liquid.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:22:54 [Preview] No.179521 del
Weber, imprisoning me!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:23:30 [Preview] No.179522 del
>>179521
All that I see


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:32:09 [Preview] No.179523 del
Gonna go get high.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:35:07 [Preview] No.179524 del
>>179523
Take a hit of that bong for me


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:50:26 [Preview] No.179525 del
>>179521
Caged cock and balls.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 01:52:05 [Preview] No.179526 del
trying to figure out which uber eats order that gives the best value is giving me a headache


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:02:09 [Preview] No.179527 del
Nuro started smoking in high school.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:02:42 [Preview] No.179528 del
>>179526
If they're giving you 'good value' then why is this giving you a headache?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:03:24 [Preview] No.179529 del
>>179526
sort by delivery fee first
then exclude the big chains
mcdolans charges like twice the price on ubereats vs instore


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:04:04 [Preview] No.179530 del
>>179527
butt sucking


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:04:39 [Preview] No.179531 del
They should make Winter Coke that isn't cold.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:06:00 [Preview] No.179532 del
>>179531
Warm coke sounds disgusting tbh


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:10:48 [Preview] No.179533 del
Hot cock in the snow.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:11:34 [Preview] No.179534 del
>tfw wagie waging on a Tuesday
It never ends


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:12:25 [Preview] No.179535 del
>>179530
He always wet the butt.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:13:28 [Preview] No.179536 del
>>179526
Get a curry and cook your own rice.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:14:06 [Preview] No.179537 del
>>179523
I want to get high.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:14:37 [Preview] No.179538 del
>>179518
I've never heard of them.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:15:43 [Preview] No.179539 del
>>179511
Perfect for cauliflower soup.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:15:51 [Preview] No.179540 del
>>179537
Well that's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it
The slamafied, buddafied funk on your discus
Oh, what you messed with, you got to bare witness
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:18:48 [Preview] No.179541 del
>>179540
Change the record.
Put animals by Pink Floyd on


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:19:09 [Preview] No.179542 del
>>179532
Room-temp coke is disgusting. Don't even want to imagine drinking it warm or hot...

>>179539
No way will I 'christen' the pans with a vegetable dish


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:21:50 [Preview] No.179543 del
Weber forced me to apply for a ACBRC (Arse, Cock and Ball Registration Card) before allowing me to walk free.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:26:18 [Preview] No.179544 del
Weber said my ACB needed to be tracked at all times for my own safety.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:27:39 [Preview] No.179545 del
>>179542
Make a creamy chicken carbonara with bacon


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:28:11 [Preview] No.179546 del
Weber doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:34:40 [Preview] No.179547 del
>>179546
I cannot possibly imagine why.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:44:32 [Preview] No.179548 del
(105.31 KB 1080x1066 e1yxv7wy7x751.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:48:10 [Preview] No.179549 del
>>179509
Kek
>>179544
I remember the good old days when he only monitored our arses.
Power always corrupts.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:48:40 [Preview] No.179550 del
>>179548
much needed kek


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:53:30 [Preview] No.179551 del
Possum suggested I corrupt Webers morals and lead him on a path of self destruction once.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:54:54 [Preview] No.179552 del
>>179549
>Power always corrupts.
Absolute power cracks absolutely.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:56:13 [Preview] No.179554 del
>>179552
What about the NEET who has no electricity in his house?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:56:58 [Preview] No.179555 del
>>179554
Let him eat cake.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:57:28 [Preview] No.179556 del
>>179555
Slice or the whole thing?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 02:57:49 [Preview] No.179557 del
>>179555
he really doesn't need the calories


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:00:25 [Preview] No.179558 del
(57.61 KB 720x507 thomas.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:00:49 [Preview] No.179559 del
(375.04 KB 500x606 SorryWebby.png)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:02:16 [Preview] No.179560 del
Poor Webber.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:08:31 [Preview] No.179561 del
Feeling too lazy to do my weekly online grocery shopping.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:22:09 [Preview] No.179562 del
>>179561
Have a wank


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:23:47 [Preview] No.179563 del
(120.80 KB 500x699 9bi84o2mo2q41.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:28:52 [Preview] No.179564 del
>>179563
Did he do it as he presented it or before?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:52:03 [Preview] No.179565 del
lads i have $20 frre uber eats credit that runs out tonight but i already have too much food in the fridge that i need to eat. fuark


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 03:59:30 [Preview] No.179566 del
>>179565
dont risk having a poo touch your food.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:12:27 [Preview] No.179567 del
>>179566
The food bags are often stapled shut now to prevent that from happening.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:17:24 [Preview] No.179568 del
(594.23 KB 1440x1920 ken and karen.jpg)
fourth of july is some kind of seppo holy day. The chans are boosting for a happening where the suburbs get invaded.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:18:03 [Preview] No.179569 del
>>179567
They open the corners and breathe on the food


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:19:56 [Preview] No.179570 del
I wish I was a boong.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:21:06 [Preview] No.179571 del
>>179569
Poo wash has many health benefits.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:32:48 [Preview] No.179572 del
(441.96 KB 1264x948 Ingredients.jpg)
(366.78 KB 1264x948 Chook and veg prepped.jpg)
Kitchen Exploits

I decided to go with 'chicken paprikash'. I've made a beef Hungarian goulash but never a chicken one.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:34:31 [Preview] No.179573 del
(377.90 KB 1264x948 Chicken searing.jpg)
(391.86 KB 1264x948 Chicken searing 2.jpg)
(346.04 KB 1264x948 Onion in.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:35:28 [Preview] No.179574 del
>>179572
Sounds interesting.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:35:54 [Preview] No.179575 del
(458.37 KB 948x1264 Veg Paprikered.jpg)
Had to stop half-way to get more booze...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:39:11 [Preview] No.179576 del
lads i think my foods been drugged not even joking i ordered a burger and i feel off my fucking head.

feels like i just took benzos


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:43:05 [Preview] No.179577 del
>>179576
hospital


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:44:58 [Preview] No.179578 del
Fugg. software crash with loss of working.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:46:34 [Preview] No.179579 del
>>179576
That doesnt sound good at all. Are you thinking about going to the doctors?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:48:27 [Preview] No.179580 del
>>179576
Could be food poisoning, if you feel fucked still then go to the hospital


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:48:50 [Preview] No.179581 del
Shostakovich 7th symphony. Dramatic and atmospheric


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:50:09 [Preview] No.179582 del
>>179580
call the ambulance. if you flake out at the bus stop people will assume you're a junk monkey and leave you to die.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 04:54:36 [Preview] No.179583 del
>>179572
NEET I think that chook is well and truly past it's use by date.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:00:30 [Preview] No.179584 del
>https://www.theage.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-who-chief-warns-pandemic-not-even-close-to-being-over-australian-death-toll-stands-at-104-20200630-p557gk.html
Queensland gets ready to reopen borders to all except Victoria; 64 new cases
Queensland is calling for a total and complete ban on Muslims Victorians entering the state.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:02:39 [Preview] No.179585 del
>>179580
>>179579
>>179577
i just fell REALLY tired could be a "food coma" might be the ssri im on. i don't want to go i have horrible anxiety, idk maybe its some kind of paranoia placebo effect


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:06:55 [Preview] No.179586 del
>>179585
How big was the burger? was it nice and juicy? Did it have Cheese? What kind of cheese?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:10:33 [Preview] No.179587 del
>>179575
>>179573
>>179572
Looks good. I think it would go well if served with rice.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:14:45 [Preview] No.179588 del
I wish I was a crazy NEET
I have to get wasted if I want to feel wasted


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:16:41 [Preview] No.179589 del
I got a phone call from a sydney landline number. A chink voice saying "DHL express delivery has been missed this is last notification" or something like that. Then she said "press 9 for Chinese". Then without me pressing anything there was a stream of Chinese and then the English started again saying the exact same thing. It didn't ask me to do anything or give them any information or anything. I do not understand. I am not expecting any deliveries.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:20:25 [Preview] No.179590 del
Feel a bit shit. Stayed up way too late last night researching possible study options to actually get a career going. Worked myself into a anxious and distressed state. it was 5 am last time I checked the time before I could sleep.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:21:16 [Preview] No.179591 del
Could really go some Valium. Anxiety is back.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:24:05 [Preview] No.179592 del
>>179589
it is a scam call, whats to understand i have gotten a few of those calls before.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.179593 del
(1.98 MB 1414x2000 ZZY 0064 E.png)
Just made $92 selling Santos shares. How can people even be poor? Just buy money.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:25:03 [Preview] No.179594 del
>>179592
>whats to understand
What is the scam? They did not even ask me to do anything.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:25:04 [Preview] No.179595 del
>>179589
Scam call.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:25:29 [Preview] No.179596 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:26:00 [Preview] No.179597 del
>>179594
I think the instructions are in the chinese speak


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:26:24 [Preview] No.179598 del
>>179593
you lost money the other day...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:27:19 [Preview] No.179599 del
>>179593
cringe


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:28:20 [Preview] No.179600 del
>>179593
They're still on the way back up, numpty.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:29:51 [Preview] No.179601 del
>>179598
I lost 3 dollars. It was a strategic withdrawal so I could reinvest at a better time.

>>179599
Cringe at you being poor.

>>179600
They have been steadily declining for the last few weeks, it picks back up sometimes though like today.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:31:00 [Preview] No.179602 del
>>179601
They'll be back up around $6.15 in 3 weeks.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:32:24 [Preview] No.179603 del
(597.08 KB 890x434 1586373637102.png)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:34:31 [Preview] No.179604 del
>>179601
being poor is based


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:34:40 [Preview] No.179605 del
>>179593
I invest at dans


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:35:02 [Preview] No.179606 del
>>179602
Maybe, the problem is that it could just as easily go the other way depending on the virus situation in the US or a new trade war. Investors lack confidence right now.

>>179603
What's he doing?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:39:51 [Preview] No.179607 del
>>179593
How much do you pay in brokerage fees?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:42:48 [Preview] No.179608 del
I thought the stock traders have their own imageboard or discord. wouldnt that be interesting


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:43:14 [Preview] No.179609 del
>>179606
>What's he doing?
That is a variation of an antique viral meme where a kid threw a tantrum (something about World of Warcraft) and simulated putting a remote up his bum while he was in the throws of rage. It was fake.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:44:01 [Preview] No.179610 del
>>179607
$11(or $22 to buy and sell). It is pretty high but it scales well(doesn't go up until figures go over $10,000), it goes down if you are a frequent enough trader and holding fees are pretty decent which was the reason I chose CMC, I didn't actually intend to trade but I was going to invest in a more long-term manner.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:44:10 [Preview] No.179611 del
>>179609
>throws of rage.
I think it should be throes. I apologise.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:44:57 [Preview] No.179612 del
Bought two more packs of imodium today. #executivelife #gremlinlife


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:45:01 [Preview] No.179613 del
>>179568
Hearty kek.

>>179573
>>179575
Looks nice so far.

>>179576
If something is your food you should go to the >>179577

>>179578
I have anxiety where I keep saving the document or have auto-save on with Google cloud making back-ups.

>>179584
They've really fucked it up. I read one comment saying there was not enough testing as the cause? I did not understand it.

>>179589
If you keep pressing buttons they hang up.

>>179590
>Worked myself into a anxious and distressed state.
Night time is rest time with light browsing. I work on being calmer.

>>179593
Good to hear.

>>179608
/biz/ is filled with Pajeet's and Chinks offering their smelly coins and wares.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:47:10 [Preview] No.179614 del
>>179612
I would start to curb your usage. It becomes addictive that you need it otherwise you feel sick.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:48:08 [Preview] No.179615 del
>>179586
>>179586
was juicy had lots of cheese. and i had a milkshake. ik fat cunt.

i still feel sooo tired i splashed my face with water and didn't notice till minutes later i didn't dry off lmao. ive deadset been having the most vivid daydreams sitting infront of the heater. not dreams as in crazy things but like real life and im getting into convos with people and i thought it was real till i stopped but then i no joke wen't back into it knowing full well its not real.f


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:49:26 [Preview] No.179616 del
is the last of us 2 worth watching? i don't want to buy it but might watch the story on youtube


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:52:15 [Preview] No.179617 del
>>179616
I think suicide selfie man has streamed the whole game on youtube


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 05:53:01 [Preview] No.179618 del
>>179617
>suicide selfie man
no clue


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:00:19 [Preview] No.179620 del
>>179616
I saw the play thru and it sounds super gay and boring


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:05:01 [Preview] No.179621 del
>>179618
p e w d i e p i e


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:05:37 [Preview] No.179622 del
dunno why pewd1ep1e is filtered


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:08:58 [Preview] No.179623 del
suicide selfie man


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:17:04 [Preview] No.179624 del
My cock and balls are interfaced with the power jack in my room.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:20:20 [Preview] No.179625 del
(340.31 KB 948x1264 Paprikash sauce.jpg)
(356.66 KB 948x1264 Chicken done.jpg)
I removed the breast and wings about halfway through so as to not overcook them


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:21:11 [Preview] No.179626 del
>>179625
I prefer boneless chicken.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.179627 del
>>179624
Love plug set-up?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:23:38 [Preview] No.179628 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:23:58 [Preview] No.179629 del
I decided to make mashed potato from the baked potato cooked the other night. Also you'll see some chook wings being cooked seperately.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:25:47 [Preview] No.179630 del
>>179625
Looking nice and rich.

>>179629
Why not boil them then mash them?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.179631 del
And finally done with it all. The massive mound of dirty dishes can wait until tomorrow...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:26:43 [Preview] No.179632 del
>>179629
>Chook wings seasoned.jpg
Were they the salmonella drum sticks?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:32:21 [Preview] No.179633 del
SHIRE:
Does $450 sound about right for a pair of VE engine mounts installed?

eBay suggests a pair of new mounts are around $235. Chuck in an hour, hour and a half, labour?

I don't have an engine crane, or a hoist and engine jack thingo.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:36:38 [Preview] No.179634 del
>>179633
>engine jack thingo.
Lift with your back and hope for the best.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:38:44 [Preview] No.179635 del
>>179634
Until it's done I'll be driving around waiting for the engine to launch itself into orbit.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:41:03 [Preview] No.179636 del
>>179635
Could I please have the audio recording "outta the way boongs!"


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:42:01 [Preview] No.179637 del
>>179636
The thing from the other day, or that specific phrase?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:42:58 [Preview] No.179638 del
>>179634
Lift with your arse.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:43:27 [Preview] No.179639 del
>>179633
it's fine webby, gimme your VE and just use the corvette


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:43:47 [Preview] No.179640 del
>>179637
I would honestly be happy with any recording and would be overwhelmed with joy if I saw the footage with it happening.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:43:52 [Preview] No.179641 del
>>179633
Yeah sounds about right, it'd be a cunt of a job to do.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:44:06 [Preview] No.179642 del
>>179638
What if it has too much feed?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:45:15 [Preview] No.179643 del
>>179642
Feed = power


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:47:19 [Preview] No.179644 del
>>179641
Thank you.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:48:29 [Preview] No.179645 del
>>179643
I have a lot to learn it seems.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:50:12 [Preview] No.179646 del
>>179644
Also the mechanic will probably use genuine GM engine mounts which will probably be $250 or more for a pair, and I'd say about 2 hours labour.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:52:33 [Preview] No.179647 del
>>179646
> labour
Vile.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:54:13 [Preview] No.179648 del
>>179575
>>179573
>>179572
I thought you were going to christen the pan.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:54:26 [Preview] No.179649 del
>thinking about myself


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:54:34 [Preview] No.179650 del
>>179576
Order another.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:55:25 [Preview] No.179651 del
>>179581
I've so far heard his 8th and 10th symphonies. Don't spoil the rest for me ;)

>>179587
I've still got the mushroom risotto

>>179590
So long as you're not doing this every night it shouldn't be a problem

>>179616
I watched review that was approx. 30min and after doing so was glad I did not pay for it.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:55:36 [Preview] No.179652 del
>>179593
Fuck you NoFun


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:56:46 [Preview] No.179653 del
>>179609
That kid is now in his 30's.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:57:38 [Preview] No.179654 del
>>179649
Have a wank


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:57:45 [Preview] No.179655 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 06:58:40 [Preview] No.179656 del
>>179639
>webby
Doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.179657 del
>>179646
All good. They quoted $450 this arvo when I picked it up from it's 6 month service, so if they've lowballed themselves, that's not my problem.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:02:22 [Preview] No.179658 del
>>179656
wait he doesn't?????????


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:04:36 [Preview] No.179659 del
>>179657
Yeah I'd say it's a fair price for mounts.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:05:37 [Preview] No.179660 del
>>179633
LMAO

>>179648
Another day


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:06:52 [Preview] No.179661 del
>>179658
Hasn't been back since the incident


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:08:30 [Preview] No.179662 del
>>179661
He just posted about his Commodores engine mounts.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:08:35 [Preview] No.179663 del
>>179660
>LMAO
?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:14:54 [Preview] No.179664 del
>>179661
what incident


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:17:12 [Preview] No.179665 del
>>179664
Cruisey became upset at some comments he made about a sugar baby he was seeing.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:21:55 [Preview] No.179666 del
>>179665
Is it because they hate me
t- Monaro


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:25:35 [Preview] No.179667 del
>>179665
Was webby actually fucking her?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:26:07 [Preview] No.179668 del
I think Cruisey was just having a bad day and although it wasn't the nicest thing Weber could have done, it was wrong of Cruisey to pretend it personally affected him. I'm sure Cruisey is sorry.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:26:46 [Preview] No.179669 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:28:07 [Preview] No.179670 del
NEETs gonna NEET


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:29:36 [Preview] No.179671 del
>>179662
Someone who owns a classic Corvette ain't asking us for any form of mechanical advice...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:33:09 [Preview] No.179672 del
>>179671
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:33:22 [Preview] No.179673 del
Tennis is slowly returning

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oiUlegxI3zk [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:34:03 [Preview] No.179674 del
A kid came and asked for his footy back after kicking it in to my yard.
I am the old man now.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:34:42 [Preview] No.179675 del
>>179671
Well, as a certified mechanic, many NEETs ask me about car repair prices and so on.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:35:02 [Preview] No.179676 del
How did webber come to ausneets if he has so much disposable income?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:35:46 [Preview] No.179677 del
>>179674
boomer


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:36:34 [Preview] No.179678 del
>>179676
He saw a link written on a KFC bathroom wall.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:36:54 [Preview] No.179679 del
>>179676
/aus/, which was not solely about NEETery.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:38:06 [Preview] No.179680 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:39:49 [Preview] No.179681 del
>>179676
He was also unemployed for like 8 years or something at one point.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:40:34 [Preview] No.179682 del
anal


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:42:04 [Preview] No.179683 del
(121.04 KB 1024x681 om.jpeg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:42:11 [Preview] No.179684 del
vaginal


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:43:44 [Preview] No.179685 del
discharge


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:43:57 [Preview] No.179686 del
>>179671
Shire is pretty wise so I'd say someone who especially owns a nice car would ask Shire for advice


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:46:30 [Preview] No.179687 del
I bought some gcuddle fanta. It tastes interesting. a sort of sarsaparilla vibe.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:47:33 [Preview] No.179688 del
>>179681
Really? Was there a specific reason for that period?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:48:57 [Preview] No.179689 del
>>179677
I thought about getting mine out and going to have a kick with them.
Getting a sore back because I'm old and then they laughed at my thongs and socks.
Then giving them my ball because it's better than theirs and I never use.
Ending with a speech about how 'at least they'll use it'. It's better than them sitting inside on their video games.
A glint in my eye, indicating that I did the latter and it's their duty to carry out my unfulfilled dreams.
The red headed one goes on to be in the AFL and kicks like Modra, then opens up a second grade refrigerator mechanic service, with his face on the side of every mobile refrigerator mechanics car.
The other starts grafititing train stations, then starts using crack, becoming a shell of himself.
30 years later, red head's refrigerator company is lost in a divorce and he trains 4th graders in sapsassa footy, the junkie lives in subsidised housing with meal prep done daily by his government appointed methodone dealer, these two lock eyes at Dry Creek station.
No one else is on the platform.
Red head is having a Winfield blue, the junkie is watching him.
They recognise each other but can't build the courage or can't be fucked saying hello.
Their 9:45 to Gawker arrives.
They get on separate carriages and never see each other again.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:50:10 [Preview] No.179690 del
>>179686
Very true. Only a fool would assume they knew more than a qualified professional when it comes to things like that.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:50:16 [Preview] No.179691 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:50:34 [Preview] No.179692 del
(19.84 KB 188x140 417623.jpg)
>>179689
What a story. Very well done.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:51:46 [Preview] No.179693 del
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-30/victoria-coronavirus-hotspot-local-lockdowns-in-melbourne/12407138
36 suburbs in Melbourne under lockdown orders
3012: Brooklyn, Kingsville, Maidstone, Tottenham, West Footscray
3021: Albanvale, Kealba, Kings Park, St Albans
3032: Ascot Vale, Highpoint City, Maribyrnong, Travancore
3038: Keilor Downs, Keilor Lodge, Taylors Lakes, Watergardens
3042: Airport West, Keilor Park, Niddrie
3046: Glenroy, Hadfield, Oak Park
3047: Broadmeadows, Dallas, Jacana
3055: Brunswick South, Brunswick West, Moonee Vale, Moreland West
3060: Fawkner
3064: Craigieburn, Donnybrook, Mickleham, Roxburgh Park and Kalkallo


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.179694 del
>>179693
Well they're doing the right thing I guess, just hope there aren't any 2nd outbreaks like this in other states.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:53:00 [Preview] No.179695 del
>>179690
Doctors are fucking quacks.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:53:52 [Preview] No.179696 del
>>179695
Mallards?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:54:28 [Preview] No.179697 del
>>179694
It won't help. You can't fight mongs with laws.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:55:01 [Preview] No.179698 del
(45.91 KB 638x638 q4dfpz2vh2v41.jpg)
Dry July starts tomorrow, so I'm having a drink or fifteen tonight.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:55:31 [Preview] No.179699 del
>>179688
Cruisey said he was a smackhead.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:55:37 [Preview] No.179700 del
Dr Mullard.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:56:11 [Preview] No.179701 del
>>179698
Good luck with dry July. Just have a couple tonight.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:56:32 [Preview] No.179702 del
>>179699
He did not.
You are besmirching Cruisey in front of Weber.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:56:47 [Preview] No.179703 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:57:30 [Preview] No.179704 del
Getting pizza.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 07:58:32 [Preview] No.179705 del
(1.30 MB 2077x1900 1593452963074.png)
I found this illustration of NEET and his hacked Android GF on fourth chan. Perhaps one day in the future, all NEETs can have an android gf.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:00:29 [Preview] No.179706 del
>>179705
He rooted the android?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:00:51 [Preview] No.179707 del
>>179706
Very clever.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:01:24 [Preview] No.179708 del
(74.42 KB 1200x678 cra2.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:02:11 [Preview] No.179709 del
>>179705
They'll be made illegal.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:02:27 [Preview] No.179710 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:03:07 [Preview] No.179711 del
All these people saying t. Monaro are vile slanderers :^)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:03:08 [Preview] No.179712 del
>>179675
Correct me if I'm wrong, you (Shire) is also Weber?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:04:09 [Preview] No.179713 del
>>179706
Well bantered.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:04:28 [Preview] No.179714 del
>>179712
this is some fucked up nootlore


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:05:11 [Preview] No.179715 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:05:24 [Preview] No.179716 del
>>179712
You are wrong and it is an insult to shire.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.179717 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:05:58 [Preview] No.179718 del
>>179699
My post was asking about Weber's employment gap, I am aware of parts of Cruisey's history.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:06:58 [Preview] No.179719 del
(17.77 KB 300x232 ghym.jpg)
>>179705
NEETs only need the love of a hot Boong woman


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:07:34 [Preview] No.179720 del
>>179686
I'm confused. According to my knowledge of NEET-lore, Shire owns a motorbike and Weber owns a Corvette. Advice was asked of Shire about a 'VE' which is obviously a Holden Commodore.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:08:07 [Preview] No.179721 del
>>179715
>>179712
For further NEETlore/Clarification, I am from the sutherland shire, hence shire, former automobile technician/mechanic, I now do the occasional uber wage while I receive autismbux.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:14:46 [Preview] No.179722 del
>>179720
Shire also owns a Honda (Accord or Civic) and Weber also owns a VE SV6.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:14:47 [Preview] No.179723 del
>>179721
>Too autistic to even interact with machines
DSP neets are truly a separate master race of neet


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:16:01 [Preview] No.179724 del
Weber hasn't been here since Cruisey shamed him. And Shire has nothing to do with it. He is a mechanic who rides a motorcycle. The person asking about 'VE engine mounts' is a mystery NEET.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:16:42 [Preview] No.179725 del
germany is so gay


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:00 [Preview] No.179726 del
>>179721
>autismbux.
*the bux.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:01 [Preview] No.179727 del
>>179724
>a mystery NEET
No it is Weber he is back.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:27 [Preview] No.179728 del
>>179723
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:37 [Preview] No.179729 del
>>179722
>Weber also owns a VE SV6
I did not know this


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:46 [Preview] No.179730 del
t- Monaro


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:17:59 [Preview] No.179731 del
Are Germany and America going to fight again?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:18:23 [Preview] No.179732 del
yesno


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:18:36 [Preview] No.179733 del
>>179723
This was a low quality comment.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:20:31 [Preview] No.179734 del
>The smile on his face lets you know that (You) are needed by him.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:22:39 [Preview] No.179735 del
>>179722
>Weber also owns a VE SV6.
one car for each humongous leg


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:23:03 [Preview] No.179736 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:25:15 [Preview] No.179737 del
I have taken in a reasonable amount of feed today and had a few good wanks.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:27:51 [Preview] No.179738 del
>>179723
It wasn't the machines that I have trouble interacting with, but the people and my own self confidence who control the machines.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.179739 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:30:20 [Preview] No.179740 del
Still occasionally think about that prime Shire bulge photo.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:30:20 [Preview] No.179741 del
>>179706
I thought this was about sex.
It's some computer joke.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:30:35 [Preview] No.179742 del
>>179693
>Craigieburn
Why do they hate Craig?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:31:34 [Preview] No.179743 del
>>179718
I was not a smackhead.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:31:50 [Preview] No.179744 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:32:22 [Preview] No.179745 del
(99.58 KB 686x1024 1593483424783.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:32:38 [Preview] No.179746 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:33:23 [Preview] No.179747 del
>>179745
Bourgeoisie boomer.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:34:03 [Preview] No.179748 del
My cock and balls are compatible with a number of AC socket standards.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:34:57 [Preview] No.179749 del
>>179748
Did that NEET end up checking the fuses today after that other NEET's hard work showing him how?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:35:22 [Preview] No.179750 del
>>179721
Hey baby dick.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.179751 del
>>179739
>>179745
Would be a nice Pepe for the next thread.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:35:54 [Preview] No.179752 del
>>179743
For the last time, WEBER IS NOT BACK


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:36:04 [Preview] No.179753 del
>>179748
I am surprised the love plug hasn't blown the fuse.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:36:16 [Preview] No.179754 del
>>179750
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:36:33 [Preview] No.179755 del
the flow of rare Pepe's slowed when webby left


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:36:56 [Preview] No.179756 del
>>179754
The fuck are you looking at white boi?!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:37:03 [Preview] No.179757 del
>>179752
I miss him so.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:37:40 [Preview] No.179758 del
>>179750
He is prime bulge.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:37:58 [Preview] No.179759 del
>>179720
Weber owns two cars, a Commodore and a Corvette, whilst I am not sure on what model of Commodore weber owns I assume it was safe to guess weber had the VE given that not many other NEETs would have enough money to own a VE


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:38:30 [Preview] No.179760 del
>tfw you will never own or appreciate a doomsday suit


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:39:56 [Preview] No.179761 del
>>179759
VE SV6, rather affordable now if you have 8k sitting around, good decent cars, they have a few issues but nothing serious.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:40:08 [Preview] No.179762 del
>>179743
Hows the Banjoing going?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.179763 del
>>179760
>tfw the only women you can afford on sugardaddy.com are obese middle age fillipina ladyboys


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:41:59 [Preview] No.179764 del
But for the wise NEET looking to get a Holden, go for the Calais, has the same sport suspension as the SS and SV6, but with more luxury features, also comes in 6.0L V8 and are cheaper than the SS.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.179765 del
(172.48 KB 571x767 ng.jpg)
>>179760
I own a Horn Stick for my NEETstick


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:42:43 [Preview] No.179766 del
>>179763
>obese middle age fillipina ladyboys
There are two words I like in that sentence and they are not the last one.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:43:36 [Preview] No.179767 del
Had a couple of hundred browser tabs open again. I've spent all afternoon going through them and closing them. I'm now about half way through - I'm looking at news articles that I opened back in april.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:43:43 [Preview] No.179768 del
>>179765
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.179770 del
>>179767
mmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:44:47 [Preview] No.179771 del
>>179767
I had a fantastic wank earlier this afternoon with many (20+) tabs open. Don't you enjoy the feeling regularly of closing it all down.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:44:56 [Preview] No.179772 del
>>179765
They would have to steam clean that seat after.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:46:20 [Preview] No.179774 del
(22.05 KB 474x404 pepepa.jpeg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.179775 del
>>179773
You should have a wank.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:47:23 [Preview] No.179776 del
>>179773
Fucking moron. Imagine forgetting the picture.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:48:00 [Preview] No.179777 del
>>179765
what country is that man from


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:48:00 [Preview] No.179778 del
>>179775
The tank is pretty low.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:52:13 [Preview] No.179780 del
(62.29 KB 704x396 hgm.jpg)
>>179777
Racist


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:53:14 [Preview] No.179781 del
>>179779
NK lives


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:53:44 [Preview] No.179782 del
>>179771
>regularly
I suppose you clean your room and your penis daily too, mr fancypants neet?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:54:17 [Preview] No.179784 del
>>179767
Now I'm back in late march when I was searching for online grocery delivery.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:54:41 [Preview] No.179785 del
>>179782
>I suppose you clean your room
No.

>your penis daily too
Yes it becomes too fragrant after a heavy day of wanking.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:56:35 [Preview] No.179786 del
I don't think I've ever opened more than 20 tabs at once.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.179787 del
(14.42 KB 199x255 pilot.jpg)
(172.48 KB 571x767 ng.jpg)
>>179783
>Brothers


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.179788 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.179790 del
(17.56 KB 202x255 0bdec64e.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:00:54 [Preview] No.179791 del
>>179790
Let's dance!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CyN19IAoa2I [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:03:29 [Preview] No.179792 del
>Possum once forced my browser open with a huge number of his tabs, leaving it distended and broken.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:04:26 [Preview] No.179793 del
Webby used to post Richard Cheese videos..


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:04:46 [Preview] No.179794 del
>>179792
Gaped browser.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:05:48 [Preview] No.179795 del
(2.69 MB 3512x2340 IMG_3266.JPG)
WOYMIN WITH WITH WHIMPETS. LONGING FOR POSSUM

NEET NATIONAL ARCHIVES, 2020 COLORISED


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:05:59 [Preview] No.179796 del
>>179786
My laptop becomes a non-functioning alcoholic with anymore than 20 tabs open


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.179797 del
>>179795
throw one of the women off the cliff


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:08:14 [Preview] No.179798 del
>>179792
The Gen has helped me discover how much I like music and how calming it has been for me in life. I enjoy those videos.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.179799 del
>>179797
Then cuddle the dogs


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:09:19 [Preview] No.179800 del
>>179795
A lovely scene. Magnificent animals.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:10:31 [Preview] No.179801 del
>>179795
Go up to them staunchly and offer them a cup of rosé.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:18:14 [Preview] No.179802 del
Nuro upset a whippet once.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:20:54 [Preview] No.179803 del
>>179801
stfu their animals were shaking from the cold and dealing with the rich kid Miniature Schnauzer absolutely mogging them


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.179804 del
Nuro put his housemates teddy bear up in the tree at the lookout once.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:22:51 [Preview] No.179805 del
>>179766
Obese age.
Era of the exec.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:24:07 [Preview] No.179807 del
Well at least they're not in school uniform. But then again it's school holidays here in QLD...


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:24:41 [Preview] No.179808 del
>>179795
>WHIMPETS


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:32:33 [Preview] No.179809 del
>>179808
NEVER QUESTION NURO'S SPELLING


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:32:49 [Preview] No.179810 del
(36.10 KB 332x363 Numpty.jpg)
Numpty nuro sat by the thots
Mumpty nuro took a creep shot
All of the therapy and all of the pills
Couldn't make nuro a respectable member of society again


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.179811 del
>>179810
Well memed.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.179812 del
(26.62 KB 480x377 smartpepe.jpeg)
>>179809
NURO knows all, he is even smarter than I ever was.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:36:05 [Preview] No.179813 del
>>179810
Nuro is a cracked egg.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:36:38 [Preview] No.179814 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N1ErLjq67VE [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:38:26 [Preview] No.179815 del
>>179805
First one yes.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:39:01 [Preview] No.179816 del
ACB chaos.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:40:05 [Preview] No.179817 del
Big NEET bums jiggling to the beat.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:42:21 [Preview] No.179818 del
Flailing NEET bulges.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:46:21 [Preview] No.179819 del
I wonder if that rice farming boomer came back, the one from NEET GENERAL #167 and #168.
He said he was a writer and is therefore not to be trusted.
we need an ausneets secret police unit.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:48:29 [Preview] No.179820 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:55:19 [Preview] No.179821 del
>>179819
I thought he sounded cool.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 09:58:44 [Preview] No.179822 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-T2MIGuA8p4 [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:12:08 [Preview] No.179823 del
WHO ART THOU QUESTIONING THY BLEND 43S


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:13:00 [Preview] No.179824 del
>>179823
Shut it.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:14:24 [Preview] No.179825 del
RED RED WINE


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:16:38 [Preview] No.179826 del
WHO ART THOU QUESTIONING THY BLEND 43S


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:17:47 [Preview] No.179827 del
Acidic rectal coffee burn.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:18:38 [Preview] No.179828 del
>>179823
Straight to the gape.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:18:46 [Preview] No.179829 del
Skin moisturiser will not fix your dried out and broken coffee anus.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:20:59 [Preview] No.179830 del
>>179829
I hope it can fix my hands


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.179831 del
>>179830
It may, and possibly your foreskin.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:29:46 [Preview] No.179832 del
>>179831
I I was just reading about eczema and it said sudden temperature changes can contribute to it. Werribee living in a temperature controlled room with a bar heat up for the last couple of weeks and I think the stress has brought it out.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:35:19 [Preview] No.179833 del
So ... Weber isn't black then?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:36:25 [Preview] No.179834 del
>>179833
The real shocking statement is that Monaro isn't black


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:36:34 [Preview] No.179835 del
I had a few beers and all I got was acid reflux.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:36:49 [Preview] No.179836 del
>>179810
>pills
>again


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:37:22 [Preview] No.179837 del
Piss.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:37:23 [Preview] No.179838 del
>>179819
We do.
That information is classified.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:37:40 [Preview] No.179839 del
>>179834
Did you just call Monaro not a nigger?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:37:54 [Preview] No.179840 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:39:16 [Preview] No.179841 del
Had a woollies frozen lasagna for dinner. 1808 calories for the day. Still a massive caloric deficit because of the severity of the obesity. Fitted 500 calories worth of beer in today, think it would be better to substitute it for food in the long term.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:39:25 [Preview] No.179842 del
Monaro asked me out for KFC and watermelon once.
He called me his bee-arch.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:39:33 [Preview] No.179843 del
>>179483
They opened up earlier in the year, the cider was okay, wasn't fizzy which was ok because it didn't make me feel bloated after drinking it, gave me a bad hangover this morning though.
>>179518
I remember a long time ago I would see their ads in the newpsaper and rip them out so I could wank to them later.
>>179559
Very nice, gave me a good laugh.
>>179593
Nofun will be the next wolf of wall street at this rate, only instead of having Margot Robbie as his wife he will have one of his 2D anime women.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up with a hangover today, once I got over it I did some cooking and cleaning and then went to BWS for some longnecks.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:40:14 [Preview] No.179844 del
>>179839
Not only that but I called Monaro not a boong


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:40:43 [Preview] No.179845 del
>>179840
Vile Slander, I never use full stops
t-Monaro


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:41:30 [Preview] No.179846 del
>>179844
That sounds like something not a chinaman would say


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:43:22 [Preview] No.179847 del
Wow.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:44:01 [Preview] No.179848 del
.woW


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:44:15 [Preview] No.179849 del
Golly.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:44:26 [Preview] No.179850 del
wWW


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:45:01 [Preview] No.179851 del
>>179850
...eber


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:46:43 [Preview] No.179852 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:47:14 [Preview] No.179853 del
I think that for his many vile sins Monaro should have to impersonate Weber till he comes back.
Take on the extra posting workload for the good of the gen.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:47:37 [Preview] No.179854 del
World wide webby


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:48:08 [Preview] No.179855 del
>>179841
Drinking just beer and minimal food will pickle you.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.179856 del
>>179842
Sheeeeeit


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:49:11 [Preview] No.179857 del
>>179841
1800 isn't bad, I would consider 2500 pretty low for a grown man.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:52:22 [Preview] No.179858 del
You NEETs need to have a good time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:53:35 [Preview] No.179859 del
>>179858
> a good time
GLORY HOLE PARTY at nuros TOILET BLOCK


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:55:22 [Preview] No.179860 del
>>179853
So I on top of having to impersonate NoFun, Nuro and the Nuro Hater, I have to Impersonate Weber as well
I swear it's fucking hard being a White dog who wishes he was a boong, unna


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:56:29 [Preview] No.179861 del
(118.42 KB 680x721 mong'd.JPG)
A mong mongs it into a mong.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:57:30 [Preview] No.179862 del
>>179859
>nuros
*The


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:57:40 [Preview] No.179863 del
>>179860
Transboong.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:59:08 [Preview] No.179864 del
>>179861
Also, being near ANSTO, an Atomic Mong.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 10:59:34 [Preview] No.179865 del
>>179861
If that's the strip between the Lucas Heights reactor or even Heathcote Road turnoff and the turn off towards Sutherland most of that road is horrible although it is getting better with the recent residential development


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:01:17 [Preview] No.179866 del
>>179865
Yeah it's the road along the nuclear reactor and heathcote, one of my friends lives out there in the residential area.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:01:30 [Preview] No.179867 del
>>179864
>ANSTO
I don't like those people


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:03:15 [Preview] No.179868 del
>>179867
Did they try and put a uranium pellet into your penis?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:03:35 [Preview] No.179869 del
>>179860
Each one of those NEETs should send you one of there shirts so you can be clear on who you are shit posting as today.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:03:50 [Preview] No.179870 del
no offence but alot of you are weird cunts


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:05:15 [Preview] No.179871 del
>>179870
Thank you.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:06:52 [Preview] No.179872 del
>>179868
they make our they're some kind of critical infrastructure and how air-gapped everything is to stop webber and/or china from doing bag things


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:07:07 [Preview] No.179873 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:08:11 [Preview] No.179874 del
>>179870
no offence but you are too


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:09:14 [Preview] No.179875 del
>>179870
Me and Nuro are based.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:09:15 [Preview] No.179876 del
>>179872
All of the radioactive material used within every medical use needing radioactive material used within every medical facility within Australia from memory comes from that facility. Considering the use of Nuclear Medicine I would overall say that is a significant contribution to Australian society.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:09:40 [Preview] No.179877 del
>>179875
Both red pulled?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:12:17 [Preview] No.179878 del
>>179876
Yeah it's pretty based, they do other stuff than just medical things though.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:14:15 [Preview] No.179879 del
I went to the original HIFAR reactor for a school excursion back in 2002.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:15:52 [Preview] No.179880 del
We can have nuclear for medical bullshit but not for power because we're a cucked nation.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:18:01 [Preview] No.179881 del
>>179880
I'd be okay with nuclear power, but it seems to expensive and stuff.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:18:30 [Preview] No.179882 del
>>179853
If you impersonate Weber I'll take on being NoFun again.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:19:18 [Preview] No.179883 del
Impersonating NEETs is highly illegal.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:19:46 [Preview] No.179884 del
>>179870
tangy anal vapours


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:20:11 [Preview] No.179885 del
>>179883
There are supports in high places.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:20:28 [Preview] No.179886 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:20:41 [Preview] No.179887 del
CBT socket


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:21:08 [Preview] No.179888 del
>>179881
Initial outlay is expensive, but it's cheaper and cleaner than anything else with relative to output.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:22:14 [Preview] No.179889 del
>>179888
Eh, you gotta contend with all the waste shit it leaves behind.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:22:30 [Preview] No.179890 del
>>179870
We know.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:23:18 [Preview] No.179891 del
>>179889
middle of australia is doing nothing
who cares if the boongs start glowing


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:24:10 [Preview] No.179892 del
>>179891
I do and I don't want to pay more for electricity.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:25:42 [Preview] No.179893 del
>>179892
SA has the most expensive power in the world at present
Yay for renewables! Yay for destroying coal-fired stations! Yay for importing electricity!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:26:02 [Preview] No.179894 del
I've plugged myself in to my CBT socket.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:26:13 [Preview] No.179895 del
>>179889
The day to day running just produces steam. Fuel rods last six years.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:27:45 [Preview] No.179896 del
Eagerly anticipating a strong current to flow through my cock and balls.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:28:03 [Preview] No.179897 del
>>179894
Torture it!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:29:36 [Preview] No.179898 del
>>179893
I thought epic meme man elon musk fixed all your problems with his gigantic battery.


>>179895
You still have to do something with those fuel rods once they are done, and also refining uranium into fuel rods is mega expensive it's like $200,000 per kg of raw uranium ore.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:29:47 [Preview] No.179900 del
Shock my cock!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:30:42 [Preview] No.179901 del
>>179898
>I thought epic meme man elon musk fixed all your problems with his gigantic battery.
It has capacity for six (6) minutes run time.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:31:20 [Preview] No.179902 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:31:29 [Preview] No.179903 del
>>179898
>gigantic battery
All of their power was rerouted to my cock and balls, the whole state was in blackout.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:31:31 [Preview] No.179904 del
>>179901
Elon'd


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:31:40 [Preview] No.179905 del
>>179893
It'll pay off eventually, also the problem isn't importing energy but rather a shit tonne of energy (ie ACT's entire grid) is imported from SA, IIRC


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:32:11 [Preview] No.179906 del
>>179904
It was a bargain at only $150m


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:32:40 [Preview] No.179907 del
>>179901
the thing is though there are heaps of other batteries
The problem is Victoria and NSW using too much electricity tbh


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:33:02 [Preview] No.179908 del
>>179903
That must have been a shocking experience.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:34:15 [Preview] No.179909 del
They should just round up all the NEETs and get them to run a treadmill to produce electricity.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:35:45 [Preview] No.179910 del
After 1.5+ years of waiting, I finally have a disability medical assessment scheduled for this Thursday.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:36:21 [Preview] No.179911 del
>>179909
>electricity
Straight to my cock and balls.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:37:34 [Preview] No.179912 del
>>179910
Congratulations.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:38:24 [Preview] No.179913 del
>>179911
Alligator clips on your balls, and an electrified probe up your bum.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:43:48 [Preview] No.179914 del
>>179910
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:45:33 [Preview] No.179915 del
(370.27 KB 1478x1108 Terada Ranze3.jpg)
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:45:51 [Preview] No.179916 del
>>179913
thanks for reminding me again why i dont stay here very long


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:46:02 [Preview] No.179917 del
>>179915
Gook night.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:46:12 [Preview] No.179918 del
>>179908
Well bantered.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:47:02 [Preview] No.179919 del
>>179910
Build up a big poo and release it to the floor with speed during the appointment.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:47:47 [Preview] No.179920 del
>>179915
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:49:00 [Preview] No.179921 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:52:08 [Preview] No.179922 del
>>179915
i still fucking seriously hate you just so you know


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:52:19 [Preview] No.179923 del
>>179910
I'm sure you'll pass with flying colours.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:52:38 [Preview] No.179924 del
>>179922
Shut the fuck up Monaro


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:53:05 [Preview] No.179925 del
>>179921
I love you.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:53:38 [Preview] No.179926 del
t. Monaro.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:53:49 [Preview] No.179927 del
>>179915
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 11:54:25 [Preview] No.179928 del
>>179922
That's not nice.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:00:07 [Preview] No.179929 del
>>179928
yup it really isnt. isnt it ?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:01:04 [Preview] No.179930 del
>>179929
Not at all.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:01:19 [Preview] No.179931 del
>>179922
I post them just to annoy you.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:02:38 [Preview] No.179932 del
>>179929
You're not nice, Monaro
You think it's fucking funny pretending to be me


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:04:05 [Preview] No.179933 del
Hmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:19:52 [Preview] No.179934 del
I signed up for the KFC app and now I get emails from "The Colonel" in my inbox.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:20:49 [Preview] No.179935 del
>>179932
how the fuck did the mental hospital allow you to leave ANTI-MONARO ??

>>imagine not having a dicciplined oscillator


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:23:52 [Preview] No.179936 del
>>179935
Ohhh You'd just love for me to go to the mental hospital, but let's just fucking face it Monaro you're just fucking JEALOUS


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:26:00 [Preview] No.179937 del
You other Nuro's need to calm down.
Stop being bad Nuros or Weber will never come back.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:29:52 [Preview] No.179938 del
>>179936
>>179937
thos aint a game anymore, you are board and the board is steaming dogshit.

Kill Your Self


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:32:49 [Preview] No.179939 del
>>179938
fuck off Cruisey


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:49:54 [Preview] No.179940 del
Yeah.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:51:16 [Preview] No.179941 del
>>179922
>>179929
>>179932
>>179935
>>179936
>>179937
>>179938
>>179939
FUCK ALL OF YOU I AM THE REAL NURO YOU ARE IMPERSONATORS AND YOUR ALL NOW CURSED


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 12:58:56 [Preview] No.179942 del
heh what a buttmad faggot


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 13:23:39 [Preview] No.179943 del
>>179941
Shut up NoFun you Faker


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 13:32:53 [Preview] No.179944 del
Some low quality meme play going on tonight.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 15:45:14 [Preview] No.179945 del
Insomnia neet hours. What are insomnia neets doing?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 15:56:34 [Preview] No.179946 del
>>179945
I am going to go to bed and read for a few hours then sleep. Good night Insomnia NEET.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 15:59:05 [Preview] No.179947 del
My arse will sing me to sleep.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 16:00:39 [Preview] No.179948 del
>>179945
Watching The Good Place and playing Victoria 2, yourself?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 17:51:10 [Preview] No.179949 del
>thinking of Blend 43


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 20:35:03 [Preview] No.179950 del
G'morning NEETs
That's this year half over,where did it go?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 20:41:51 [Preview] No.179951 del
(51.56 KB 480x528 1593507710874 (1).jpg)
Good Morning Gentlemen


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 20:44:16 [Preview] No.179952 del
>>179950
i was looking at some photos last night and i have come a long way in the past year... still not close to where i was a decade ago but i blame obama


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:11:32 [Preview] No.179953 del
>>179952
>and i have come a long way in the past year
You hit the toilet wall a few times


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:14:34 [Preview] No.179954 del
>>179951
>>179950
Good morning friends.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:18:29 [Preview] No.179955 del
>>179952
You've come a long way, baby.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:22:43 [Preview] No.179956 del
The GST is 20 years old today.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:32:06 [Preview] No.179957 del
(1.09 MB 943x630 dansto.png)
>>179956
And what better way to celebrate than a nice refreshing beverage


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:42:02 [Preview] No.179958 del
I caught Possum wearing a ping pong ball on a rope and an eye patch once.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:50:45 [Preview] No.179959 del
>>179957
Thanks Dan.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:52:10 [Preview] No.179960 del
>>179934
You love them!


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:54:12 [Preview] No.179961 del


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:56:01 [Preview] No.179962 del
>>179956
I remember all the fuss when they were bringing it in. Shit I feel old.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 21:56:02 [Preview] No.179963 del
>>179935
Whats that for?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:18:36 [Preview] No.179964 del
my washing machine has been giving me the shits for years and I finally fixed it with a bit of scourer and a piece of wire. now i dont need to watch it twice a cycle to see that it doesnt flood my bathroom.

I just tripled my efficiency. this calls for a celebration


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:21:02 [Preview] No.179965 del
(84.39 KB 400x400 Dan Murphys.png)
What a great NEET you are! Come on down after 9AM and let my employees help you with an appropriate celebration purchase.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:21:22 [Preview] No.179966 del
>>179843
>went to BWS for some longnecks
They only way to get over a hangover is with more booze.

>>179857
>a grown man
None of them 'round here.

>>179870
None taken, I've been called weird since a very young age.

>>179910
Hope you get what you want from it.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:22:11 [Preview] No.179967 del
Im on my way Dan! i hope im not burning out the pump


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:23:07 [Preview] No.179968 del
(187.88 KB 1299x905 Greg's Kitchen.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.179969 del
I need something to drink besides soft drink. Giving some thought to taking up tea drinking, but I don't want anything that requires milk or sugar, so maybe green tea. Are any neets tea drinkers?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:40:12 [Preview] No.179970 del
>>179964
Well done. Did the pipe get cleared?

>>179968
Good morning.

Did he like it?

>>179969
Just get two 2L container old juice container and fill them with water. One cool in the fridge ready to go and one you drink throughout the day when thirsty.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:48:59 [Preview] No.179971 del
>>179969
Who says you need sugar or milk for black tea?

>>179970
>Did he like it?
Yes


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:57:06 [Preview] No.179972 del
>>179970
nah i blocked the hose a bit so it didnt flow as quickly.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 22:58:02 [Preview] No.179973 del
>>179969
I drink minimum 2L of red tea a day from my thermos flask. green tea is caffinated and from chinkland so therefore is poison


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:00:55 [Preview] No.179974 del
>>179971
>Yes
Is he on a pathway to bulking up?


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:04:00 [Preview] No.179975 del
>>179956
Surprise!
>Major review calls for a lift in the GST rate in a bid to create a 'fairer tax system fit for the 21st century'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8475333/Review-calls-lift-GST-rate-amid-calls-fairer-tax-system.html


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:14:34 [Preview] No.179977 del
>>179956
I still remember
>If the GST's the answer it must have been a bloody stupid question


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:20:36 [Preview] No.179978 del
>>179977
Second cuntiest thing Howard did after his gun grab.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:30:25 [Preview] No.179980 del
savage cuddles


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:31:31 [Preview] No.179981 del
>>179975
Yep. Inflation or higher GST. its you cunts on scomobux that are costing us professional NEETs more.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:44:56 [Preview] No.179982 del
>>179981
Go talk to Scotty from marketing, this shit was his bright idea.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:45:07 [Preview] No.179983 del
(372.57 KB 1264x948 Wings over Risotto.jpg)
>breakky

I put way too much butter in that risotto.


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:50:52 [Preview] No.179984 del
>>179976
That's one mean-looking abo

>>179979
And there goes his career


NEET 06/30/2020 (Tue) 23:55:30 [Preview] No.179985 del
>>179984
>And there goes his career
After Myth Busters finished, I think he just does his own youtube projects thing. He has more money than he will ever need, so I doubt it will affect him.
And he was 9-12 when the offending allegedly occurred, so he can't be jailed or anything.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:09:47 [Preview] No.179986 del
>>179982
>scotty from marketing
Kek. Are you a wagie at cenno?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.179987 del
Imagine having a sister who is such a bitter miserable cunt that she goes public with shit you did when you were 10 years old.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:23:01 [Preview] No.179988 del
>>179983
You did it to melt our hearts.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:23:32 [Preview] No.179989 del
>>179984
>That's one mean-looking abo
He's one of the ethanolstate when posters


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:25:43 [Preview] No.179990 del
CBT sockets in every NEET house.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:27:50 [Preview] No.179991 del
>>179979
Long time to report it and that's fine, but strange it happened between literally children. If he was older in his teens that's different.

Although it was strange how she wanted it resolved.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:28:40 [Preview] No.179992 del
>>179990
https://loveplugs.com.au/

>Here is a detailed guide on how to become permanently impotent in a split second. I'd absolutely love to see a girl try to do something like this.
https://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:30:18 [Preview] No.179993 del
>>179990
H O O K E D


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:33:52 [Preview] No.179994 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/protesters-gather-at-hawthorn-east-after-workers-were-assaulted/news-story/4e3726d8385b74dbea1f9ada034d9a24

LOL. About time a workplace took a stand against random union thugs trying to trespass under the guise of an inspection.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:38:18 [Preview] No.179995 del
where in australia has the SOUL best atmosphere, feels proper anglo-australian. not coporat globohomo consummerism culture


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:41:23 [Preview] No.179996 del
>>179995
you'd have to go bush / country town


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:53:37 [Preview] No.179997 del
>>179992
That video gave me a right good laugh!


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:54:43 [Preview] No.179998 del
>>179993
Could this also be used as a fishing hook?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:58:07 [Preview] No.179999 del
>>179998
If you were fishing for NEET arses, yes.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 00:58:25 [Preview] No.180000 del
>>179998
Fish don't have anuses


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 01:20:04 [Preview] No.180001 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 01:26:17 [Preview] No.180002 del
>>180001
>tea
>hooked
Hot!


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 01:31:28 [Preview] No.180003 del
AS/NZS 3112 CBT


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 01:37:22 [Preview] No.180004 del
>>180003
What year?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:07:30 [Preview] No.180005 del
Good morning NEETS.
Sitting outside a subsidised motel with two people with intellectual disabilities and personality disorders waiting to be their lawyer for an interstate assault charge hearing.
Old unna is listening to gospel music about taking life one day at a time.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:09:11 [Preview] No.180006 del
>>180005
>Good morning NEETS.
Good morning NEET.

>waiting to be their lawyer for an interstate assault charge hearing.
Mong on mong assault?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:10:34 [Preview] No.180007 del
>>180006
Pretty much, there was a knife involved.
These two are mine. I don't know if the interstate ones have herders.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:11:25 [Preview] No.180008 del
Also, mine was the one with the knife.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:13:08 [Preview] No.180009 del
>>180005
Sadly the days of the walled institutions are gone.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:13:39 [Preview] No.180010 del
They're asking me to leave now.
I kind of don't want to.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:14:12 [Preview] No.180011 del
>>180005
Good morning. What an interesting situation.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:14:23 [Preview] No.180012 del
>>180008
You're going to represent nuro?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:14:23 [Preview] No.180013 del
>>180007
How is Nuro?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:15:26 [Preview] No.180014 del
>>180009
If only they all had a PC, dans and the colonel.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:16:07 [Preview] No.180015 del
>>180008
Sounds pretty tame stuff compared to the Gen.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:16:32 [Preview] No.180016 del
Just disposed of 90 beer cans that have been inside the past month. A lot of them had mold around the rim.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:16:44 [Preview] No.180017 del
>>180011
It's a hoot. The full story is much more fucked and too long to type.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:19:17 [Preview] No.180018 del
>>180016
>A lot of them had mold around the rim.
Lost penicillin.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:20:00 [Preview] No.180019 del
>>180012
>>180013
He looks like he hasn't had enough coffee.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:20:21 [Preview] No.180020 del
>>180000
fuck this waste of quads


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:20:32 [Preview] No.180021 del
Mong on Mong PCP battles.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:20:52 [Preview] No.180022 del
>>180012
>02:14:23
>>180013
>02:14:23


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:21:03 [Preview] No.180023 del
>>180015
She is the boong and her family are a mob of NKs


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:21:50 [Preview] No.180024 del
>>180020
and >>189999 was any better?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:22:31 [Preview] No.180025 del
>>180024
179999*


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:23:33 [Preview] No.180026 del
>>180024
WTF are you a terminatorNEET sent back through time to shitpost us all to death?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:40:15 [Preview] No.180028 del
>>180027
Have a wank.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:41:31 [Preview] No.180029 del
>>180028
I just did.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 02:43:29 [Preview] No.180030 del
>>180029
You've almost reac