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NEET General #182- Where is Webby? edition NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:43:46 [Preview] No. 180150
Hope you blokes are keeping your arses warm.

OLD
>>179142
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:13:35.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:44:37 [Preview] No.180151 del
TAS BEST


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:44:49 [Preview] No.180153 del
big storm coming
severe weather warning issued


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:45:41 [Preview] No.180154 del
My thread was better.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:46:07 [Preview] No.180156 del
Big pies coming
Severe drain on tomatosauce predicted


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:46:20 [Preview] No.180157 del
>>180154
Clearly not.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:47:10 [Preview] No.180159 del
>>180138
Zishan font, no thanks. Ugly.

>>180130
>windings
My sister and her high school boyfriend used to use that as a code to send messages to each other. That was before email.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:47:47 [Preview] No.180160 del
The other thread was better but this shitty one was first.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:47:47 [Preview] No.180162 del
>>180157
The picture gets smaller when I click it.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:48:02 [Preview] No.180163 del
>>180159
>before email


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:48:42 [Preview] No.180167 del
>>180162
It does.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:49:22 [Preview] No.180168 del
The picture moves when you click it. Absolute wizardry.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:49:31 [Preview] No.180169 del
>>180159
>That was before email.
So the 1950's?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.180170 del
Bad start to the thread.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.180171 del
>>180160
just delete my thread and unlock the other one


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:50:58 [Preview] No.180172 del
>>180143
LMAO, how far do you honestly think that pitiful pack of supplies would last you?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:51:09 [Preview] No.180173 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:51:17 [Preview] No.180174 del
>>180170
You're not helping.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:51:31 [Preview] No.180175 del
>>180159
Fuck off Weber


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:51:57 [Preview] No.180176 del
forgot my flag lol


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:52:21 [Preview] No.180177 del
You need a tiffin at least the size of a VW beetle to store enough supplies for the collapse. I have mined dcuddled in camouflage netting.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:53:03 [Preview] No.180178 del
Fukkn white dog cunts cut us off after we was already goin on the other thread. Youse is all racist because us boongs claimed it as out land.


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:54:22 [Preview] No.180180 del
A Winter storm. Sounds comfy as. Unless you're the NEET who hates Winter...


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.180181 del
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It had only been 4 minutes.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:55:00 [Preview] No.180182 del
>>180180
You posted this previously.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:55:07 [Preview] No.180183 del
>>180179
Next time I'll use a better pepe and keep the edition a bit more topical to the last thread


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:55:26 [Preview] No.180184 del
>>180171
Don't break the rules.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:56:08 [Preview] No.180185 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:56:16 [Preview] No.180186 del
>>180183
Don't be like that.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:56:20 [Preview] No.180187 del
>Join your local SES
Bunch of bogans. If I was ever lost in the bush they'd be the last group of people I'd want searching for my arse.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:56:46 [Preview] No.180188 del
>>180176
What do you need a disciplined oscillator for?


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.180190 del
The implication of a hotdog being pureed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn't stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog's casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:57:08 [Preview] No.180191 del
>>180185
You made yours first.
Thems the rules.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:57:22 [Preview] No.180192 del
>>180171
>>180179
Too late for that it is gone. I made a warning 45 posts ago and if someone wanted to make a thread they should have kept an eye on the post number in the catalogue periodically. Although I will consider locking then deleting poorly made threads for better threads next time, given that it has happened on multiple occasions.

>No space with the dash in the title
>question mark before the sentence concludes.
>Old in the start of the post.
>No capital letter or full stop.

>>180175
Extremely rude.

>>180181
My apologies. I was adding a link post to the old thread and then locked another thread. I assumed it would take about 5 minutes.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:57:55 [Preview] No.180193 del
>>180190
Bum jelly becomes the casing.
Eat your poo.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:58:42 [Preview] No.180194 del
>>180192
>nd then locked anothe
You should lock them all, and delete the other thread.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:00 [Preview] No.180195 del
>>180187
Not a good attitude.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:06 [Preview] No.180196 del
>>180067
I think each year feels different.
Like there was a different collective vibe that altered out base state.
Or what we did and how we were altered our collective base state.
I remember when I was about 4, the world being more amber.
All my early memories sort of have that feel to it, like the lens had a coloured film over it.
Makes me think I will see this time differently one day, like the film will come off.

>>180068
You can't document affect, only effect.
Maybe it's just a coincidence.
>>180086
Please don't tell me that.
I feel bad buying foreign, then tell myself lies about how I'm only a consumer and it's political.
>>180104
>>180105

>>180112
It's coming in hard.
>>180116
What a bro.
>>180128
Arial.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:21 [Preview] No.180197 del
>>180188
to probe my angus unna


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:36 [Preview] No.180198 del
No point 'prepping' unless you're a seppo with access to firearms


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:39 [Preview] No.180199 del
>>180192
Fuck you


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:59:46 [Preview] No.180200 del
Last time I make the OP. I can't deal with this criticism and scrutiny.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:04 [Preview] No.180201 del
It's like a board tradition to have a cry about the newest thread.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:14 [Preview] No.180202 del
>>180194
What about the NEETS still trapped there in the nether regions


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:22 [Preview] No.180203 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:34 [Preview] No.180204 del
Doggo outdid himself this time. He pissed all over his body as well as his legs. It is usually just his legs.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:42 [Preview] No.180205 del
>>180202
This one should have been linked.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:00:46 [Preview] No.180206 del
>>180199
Hey now, look here buster. This is a wholesome and family friendly board, we don't allow swearing here.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:01:32 [Preview] No.180207 del
>>180204
Put him in your bed to dry off.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.180208 del
>>180204
Yell at him.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:01:56 [Preview] No.180209 del
>>180207
I wiped him down with paper towels.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:03:12 [Preview] No.180210 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.180211 del
>>180206
You'd totally want that wouldn't you Monaro you fucking pussy


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:04:54 [Preview] No.180212 del
>>180211
Calm down.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:05:31 [Preview] No.180213 del
>>180194
>You should lock them all,
No people sometimes report posts in the old thread for genuine reasons (i.e. things they regret about their actions, posts with criminal implications). I am not going to unlock a thread, delete a post (You can't delete posts in a locked thread) and then make a replacement post. Once they are locked I am not touching them again unless some really warrants it. All those reports go straight to the bin.

>>180200
>I can't deal with this criticism and scrutiny.
If you open up the catalogue you can literally copy and paste the thread format. Changing the title number and name, changing the text and the post number. That's what I do.

I also updated the post.

>>180205
Is it, if you have the old thread open a manual refresh will reveal the linking posts.

>>180199
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:06:08 [Preview] No.180214 del
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>>180199
Get off my lawn


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:06:08 [Preview] No.180215 del
I'm a depressed NEET. I have no motivation in my life. What do frens?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:07:12 [Preview] No.180216 del
>>180213
>All those reports go straight to the bin.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:07:29 [Preview] No.180217 del
>>180215
i drink


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:07:37 [Preview] No.180218 del
>>180214
This meme keeps on giving.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:07:54 [Preview] No.180219 del
>>180212
No, all you cunts do is bully me, and I had a shit day, fuck off for once you cuddle "victim" faggot


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:08:25 [Preview] No.180221 del
>>180214
Fuck off


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:08:27 [Preview] No.180222 del
>>180219
Poor imitation of Nuro.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:08:31 [Preview] No.180223 del
Is this the real Nuro? I hope not.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:08:38 [Preview] No.180224 del
>>180196
>Please don't tell me that.
>I feel bad buying foreign, then tell myself lies about how I'm only a consumer and it's political.
Same brands as the shops here sell, so the shops here are just being cunts and putting a massive markup on everything they import.


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:09:45 [Preview] No.180226 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:10:58 [Preview] No.180227 del
>>180224
I guess.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.180228 del
>>180226
F R E S H
Thank you very much.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.180229 del
>>180226
Are you a God?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:13:19 [Preview] No.180230 del
>>180215
Have you considered CBT?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.180231 del
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>>180228
>>180229
He prays on the downhearted depressed NEETs. He should not be venerated.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:14:26 [Preview] No.180232 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:14:49 [Preview] No.180233 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:15:47 [Preview] No.180234 del
First day of Dry July has been a success. Going to bed soon.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:15:49 [Preview] No.180235 del
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>>180233
Maybe he should be venerated.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:15:52 [Preview] No.180236 del
Dan Murphy knocked me over and kneeled on my back and prayed on me once.
I was quite depressed and downhearted about it.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:17:23 [Preview] No.180237 del
>>180234
Sleep tight.


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:20:10 [Preview] No.180240 del
>>180236
He did the same to me, except he put his knee on my neck and wouldn't let me up until I said "I can't drink goon"


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:20:25 [Preview] No.180241 del
>>180234
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:20:53 [Preview] No.180242 del
>>180235
He should be defenestrated.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.180243 del
>>180238
Look at his smug little grin.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:21:26 [Preview] No.180244 del
>>180231
He provides them the medicine they need.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:21:37 [Preview] No.180245 del
>>180242
Is this Wednesday's Word?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:21:50 [Preview] No.180246 del
>>180234
Good work.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.180247 del
Cruisey was there a conclusion to your knife-fighting mong thing today?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:22:09 [Preview] No.180248 del
>>180236
>>180240
Getting the dry July demons out of (You)


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:23:06 [Preview] No.180249 del
>>180247
Colosseum.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:23:34 [Preview] No.180250 del
>>180249
Who won?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:23:58 [Preview] No.180251 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.180252 del
>>180247
I hope there was no bum fights:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SUnDp76337Q [Embed]


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:25:35 [Preview] No.180253 del
>>180251
How did you know?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:25:42 [Preview] No.180254 del
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>>180247
They repealed and have to do it again in a few months.
I had a new support worker going on about how she doesn't want to take them to a shopping centre further away. I said she didn't have to and I can get someone that will.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:26:22 [Preview] No.180255 del
>>180250
The audience.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:27:17 [Preview] No.180256 del
>>180254
>she doesn't want to take them to a shopping center further away
She wouldn't be able to claim the mileage or its more of an effort that she's getting paid to do?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:27:31 [Preview] No.180257 del
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>>180253
I know.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:28:02 [Preview] No.180258 del
>>180254
>They repealed
Are you sure you have used the right word here?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:28:22 [Preview] No.180259 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:28:37 [Preview] No.180260 del
>>180256
She could've and the extra time to go but she was going on about how it's a waste of time as there's a shopping centre near by.
She got pretty angry with me.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:29:41 [Preview] No.180261 del
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>>180258
I'm the fucking lawyer.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:30:39 [Preview] No.180262 del
Is suspended the right word?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:30:43 [Preview] No.180263 del
>>180260
>She got pretty angry with me.
She sounds crazy tbh


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:30:46 [Preview] No.180264 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:31:59 [Preview] No.180265 del
This is how I will always picture NK.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:32:42 [Preview] No.180266 del
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>>180261
And I am the law


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:32:45 [Preview] No.180267 del
NK is featherfoot.
A hazy, chloroform induced silhouette.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:32:58 [Preview] No.180268 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:33:32 [Preview] No.180269 del
Was nuro really cuddled? whats up with that? who LARP's as cuddle victim?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:33:32 [Preview] No.180270 del
>>180266
The unna next door that was listening to the gospel music had a bunch of them in the apartment.
I think she was getting clean.
She was also preggo.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:34:18 [Preview] No.180271 del
>>180269
Nuro's too staunch for your unBASED bait.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:35:34 [Preview] No.180272 del
>>180269
Just assume everything Nuro and the Nuro imitators say is a lie.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:36:32 [Preview] No.180273 del
I always tell the truth though.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:36:40 [Preview] No.180274 del
>>180260
Why does the mong want to go to the shopping centre further away?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:38:14 [Preview] No.180275 del
>>180274
Because she's a mong, that's part of the deal.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:42:22 [Preview] No.180276 del
>>180273
Sometimes the ugly truth is lovely.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.180277 del
>>180269
Nah I was mocking that sissy Monaro cunt as he made up all that shit for attention
fuck him


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:43:49 [Preview] No.180278 del
>>180277
t. Monaro


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:44:27 [Preview] No.180279 del
I saw Blend 43 is still on sale in Coles.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:44:55 [Preview] No.180280 del
hey NEETs if I'm applying for any online uni shit is there any money I need to put down up front


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:45:05 [Preview] No.180281 del
>>180277
>sissy Monaro
Hot!


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.180282 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.180283 del
>>180280
No, if you are an Australian or are eligible for the loan schemes through a home country agreement with Australia.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:47:26 [Preview] No.180284 del
>>180283
cool, I knew about HECS but wasn't sure if that applied to online courses


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:48:50 [Preview] No.180285 del
>>180284
If it is an accredited Australian institute it will be through HECs. There are a few dodgy online courses for Data Scientists and Cyber Security that require you take out loan you start paying back immediately.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:49:05 [Preview] No.180286 del
>>180280
Yeah, just give me your bank and card details and I'll do it for you.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:50:56 [Preview] No.180287 del
Took the bins out, it was really dark and scary


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:51:27 [Preview] No.180289 del
>>180284
Do you have time to study and work full time?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:51:29 [Preview] No.180290 del
>>180287
You need to get us to remind you BinNEET.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:51:46 [Preview] No.180291 del
>>180286
ok my card number is 6969 4206 9420 6969 the expiration date was 6th of September 2069 and the cvc is 420


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:53:10 [Preview] No.180293 del
>>180289
I don't have a job lol


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:54:00 [Preview] No.180295 del
>>180291
Visa starts with 4, Mastercard start with 5. I doubt you have an American Express card but I wouldn't be surprised.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:54:16 [Preview] No.180296 del
>>180294
Great minds think alike.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 08:55:35 [Preview] No.180297 del
>>180295
Ok fine my card number actually is 4204 2042 0420 6969


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:00:26 [Preview] No.180299 del
>>180297
I also doubt you have a premium card status with a credit card company. Those repeating digits or easier to remember digits are typically for those who fork over the fees.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:01:03 [Preview] No.180300 del
>>180298
I am pretty sure it was Wednesday and we were about 60% successful in reminding that NEET.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:04:42 [Preview] No.180301 del
>>180300
Wrong.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:15:13 [Preview] No.180302 del
>>180277
so you were LARPing as a cuddle victim.
Are you also LARPing being high and drunk?


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>>180301
Ah, Mr Wong I presume.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:16:48 [Preview] No.180304 del
>>180301
Don't keep us in suspense when was it?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:17:44 [Preview] No.180305 del
It was a Tuesday


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:25:43 [Preview] No.180306 del
>>180305
I knew that
But I said nothing


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:26:23 [Preview] No.180307 del
The bins go out on a Monday night for Tuesday collection.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:35:09 [Preview] No.180308 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.180309 del
>>180307
So both were incorrect?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.180310 del
>>180307
You could live wildly and try and put them out Tuesday morning before they get there.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 09:38:10 [Preview] No.180311 del
>>180310
I don't live that kind of lifestyle.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:03:25 [Preview] No.180312 del
First you put the bin out late
Then you use the heroin
Then you vote greens


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:06:04 [Preview] No.180313 del
Reading about the out of control corona in victoria neets. It's spreading among the lumpenprole - they'll never stop now. The whole state is fucked. The saddest thing is that Andrews had a chance to stop it, and he fucked it up.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:08:22 [Preview] No.180314 del
Might have some vegemite on toast for dindins.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:09:54 [Preview] No.180315 del
>>180313
There is only one person that can save us now.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:10:58 [Preview] No.180316 del
>>180313
Kill them dead
Stop the spread


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.180317 del
>>180315
Surely you don't mean nuro? Has it really come to that?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:13:11 [Preview] No.180318 del
>>180316
The only positive thing about this is that the police have set up road blocks to control the population in some of the more racially enriched suburbs. If they keep them there after the pandemic, it will all have been worthwhile.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:14:21 [Preview] No.180319 del
>>180317
Yes, he is the only one smart enough to save us all.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:15:21 [Preview] No.180320 del
>>180317
He is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:18:22 [Preview] No.180321 del
>>180318
They'll probably double their support payments for the injustice they suffered through.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:18:41 [Preview] No.180322 del
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Is that an N I can see in the night sky?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:19:33 [Preview] No.180323 del
>>180317
I pretty sure he's talking about CBT NEET, as his experience blows you out of the water.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:20:51 [Preview] No.180324 del
Nuro blew me in the water once.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:22:32 [Preview] No.180325 del
>>180324
Shocking.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:24:48 [Preview] No.180326 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:35:09 [Preview] No.180328 del
>>180327
>jailed
It's not enough. They need to be shot. It's the only way to be sure.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:36:33 [Preview] No.180329 del
I hope spergNEET is safe.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:38:03 [Preview] No.180330 del
>>180326
What piece of media is this referring to?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:40:15 [Preview] No.180331 del
Popped another two imodium. The gremlins.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:41:18 [Preview] No.180332 del
>>180329
He is one among the few I hope survive.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:42:00 [Preview] No.180333 del
>>180331
Long term use will damage your stomach.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:49:39 [Preview] No.180334 del
>>180333
I am not just going to let the gremlins do whatever they want. You sound like you might be in league with them. Just whose side are you on?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:50:10 [Preview] No.180335 del
Long term use of /ausneets/ will damage your arse.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:51:11 [Preview] No.180336 del
A can of peaches, for smooth poos.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:51:47 [Preview] No.180337 del
>>180330
The video game Rimworld.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:53:08 [Preview] No.180339 del
>>180337
Video games are not media.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:53:18 [Preview] No.180340 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 10:59:09 [Preview] No.180341 del
>>180302
nah I was rap3d as a child and I'm sober, I was just bull shitting stuff Nuro would say to mock me


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:00:37 [Preview] No.180342 del
>>180313
I would like to object and say that Corona is not spreading in Victoria but rather it is only effecting Melbourne and is more likely to infect Sydney than large swaths of Rural Victoria like you are implying


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:01:20 [Preview] No.180343 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:04:43 [Preview] No.180344 del
Went to check my uni timetable for this term only to remember it's been forced online again.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:05:14 [Preview] No.180345 del
>>180334
I am in no way suggesting that the brand product you are using is going to result in this but other medications have been linked to a cancer. Ever since I have heard that I honestly don't trust any of those products.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:06:02 [Preview] No.180346 del
>>180341
Why are you trying to antagonise Nuro? He is not even here.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:10:13 [Preview] No.180347 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:13:07 [Preview] No.180348 del
>>180346
We've now lost webby, cruisey, nuro, possum, cheesey and john. Do we have a single important named neet left?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:13:51 [Preview] No.180349 del
>>180346
Nuros visits me in spirit each morning with my daily coffee


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:14:08 [Preview] No.180350 del
>>180347
I don't normally complain about the gook girls - I'm lucky if I get anything - but this one is substandard and need to be taken back to the store.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:15:18 [Preview] No.180351 del
>>180347
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:16:07 [Preview] No.180352 del
>>180347
Gook night. Your ugliest one yet.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:16:55 [Preview] No.180353 del
>>180348
Monaro drove them all out.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:18:03 [Preview] No.180354 del
>>180350
I still have the gook eating the cake on my phone. I appreciate it when I can.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:18:28 [Preview] No.180355 del
>>180347
Goodnight mate.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:26:30 [Preview] No.180356 del
The start of article from Australian Financial Review was a real page turner:
>When Dimitri Weber first came to Australia in 2014, he went straight to David Jones to find Australian-made perfume. A lifelong fragrance fanatic, Weber spent his early career working in the great perfume houses of Europe, from Yves Saint Laurent in the early '90s ("When," he says, "the old man was still alive") to Gucci, where he created scents for the likes of Stella McCartney and Alexander McQueen, to Shiseido, whose fragrance launch for Cartier brought him to Sydney.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:28:22 [Preview] No.180357 del
>Weber says expanding his collection is top of mind, especially as he continues to discover new ingredients.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:30:04 [Preview] No.180358 del
>>180348
at this point you guys are making me out as Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club
t. Monaro


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:31:17 [Preview] No.180359 del
>>180356
I'm honestly surprised Myre and David Jones aren't already dead at this point


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:31:45 [Preview] No.180360 del
>>180358
Take off Nuro's flag. You are not worthy of it.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:32:36 [Preview] No.180361 del
>>180358
I didn't understand many words in that sentence.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:34:01 [Preview] No.180362 del
>>180360
nah it's my flag now and you can't stop me, you're just jealous :^)


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:35:11 [Preview] No.180363 del
>>180360
I doubt he cleanses in the morning or has any products from Alex Jones.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:36:23 [Preview] No.180364 del
>>180363
I am irrational as fuck though


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:38:29 [Preview] No.180365 del
>>180358
>Doki Doki Literature Club
WEEB


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:40:04 [Preview] No.180366 del
>>180365
I've never played it, I've just seen it talked about enough to know the plot


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:40:43 [Preview] No.180367 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:42:12 [Preview] No.180368 del
>>180358
>t. Monaro
Another thing to add to the wordfilter list.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:42:33 [Preview] No.180369 del
>>180367
ok sure, but u r too
>>180368
kek


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:42:50 [Preview] No.180370 del
filter nuro to t. monaro


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:44:10 [Preview] No.180371 del
>>180364
A true Nuro cleanses with only superior products Blend 43 and takes supplements to put back in what the goon takes out.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:44:27 [Preview] No.180372 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:44:28 [Preview] No.180373 del
How are neets getting their music these days? Are boomers the only ones still downloading their music off of bittorrent?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 11:46:17 [Preview] No.180374 del
>>180373
I get my music from bittorrent. And my movies and TV.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:04:01 [Preview] No.180375 del
Worst case scenario would be spontaneous black holes that swallow suns. Or people in other dimensions using tech to pull suns from other dimensions through wormholes to power their shit. Lots of possible worst case scenarios. Not saying how probable those things would be though


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:08:16 [Preview] No.180376 del
>>180375
*best case scenario


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:15:08 [Preview] No.180377 del
I was a POW in Denmark during the war once.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:18:52 [Preview] No.180378 del
>>180377
You were fighting on the wrong side then.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:21:34 [Preview] No.180379 del
Having my first drink in a month
Fuck dry July


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:24:06 [Preview] No.180380 del
>>180379
It's gonna be Die July in Victoria. We are fucked.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:25:17 [Preview] No.180381 del
I drank water today, already fucked up Dry July.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:32:32 [Preview] No.180382 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:32:56 [Preview] No.180383 del
Tempted to give out my second weakly bantered of the day. Would it be too narky?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:35:13 [Preview] No.180384 del
>>180383
you don't seem to know what banter is


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:37:05 [Preview] No.180385 del
>>180383
(You) nark away m8,it's your right as a NEET


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:38:09 [Preview] No.180386 del
>>180385
he's going to say "weakly bantered" to a post that isn't even banter


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:38:36 [Preview] No.180387 del
July is named after Julius Caesar and he was strongly in favour of heavy drinking so the whole concept is shit anyway.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:40:10 [Preview] No.180388 del
>>180386
We should only let him say it once every seven (7) days
It can be his weekly weakly bantered


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:40:57 [Preview] No.180389 del
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>>180387
A classical scholar and a gentleman neet.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:41:41 [Preview] No.180390 del
>>180389
Big Jules may have been the only guy to ever come close to Big tones in manliness.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:48:47 [Preview] No.180391 del
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How has this not been noticed before?
Clearly this is reincarnation at work.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:55:44 [Preview] No.180392 del
>Et tu Gillard?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:57:27 [Preview] No.180393 del
Et Tu Malco


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 12:57:58 [Preview] No.180394 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:00:29 [Preview] No.180395 del
>>180393
This one is at least correct.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:07:48 [Preview] No.180396 del
>tfw drinking and applying for a uni degree
hopefully I don't regret this in the morning


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:10:16 [Preview] No.180397 del
>>180396
What degree?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:11:00 [Preview] No.180398 del
>>180395
I'll fucking fight you cunt
I'm gonna cross my Rubicon on your arse


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:12:39 [Preview] No.180399 del
>>180396
As long as it's in Linguistic Proctology you'll be right


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:18:12 [Preview] No.180400 del
>>180395
They are both wrong, although Malco is less wrong. Malco was more of an open enemy of Tones, not a backstabber as such. Tones had fucked over Malcolm first, back when Malcolm was opposition leader.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:32:48 [Preview] No.180401 del
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>tfw the NEETs expect you to remember recent Aussie poofter sports better than Ancient Roman poofter sports


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:38:44 [Preview] No.180402 del
This poo I am doing is being very uncooperative.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:39:00 [Preview] No.180403 del
t. Shitey


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:43:59 [Preview] No.180404 del
This whisky I am drinking is being very cooperative.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:49:38 [Preview] No.180405 del
There’s still 41 minutes in which I can ruin Dry July for myself.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:50:42 [Preview] No.180406 del
>>180405
Don't do it.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:51:36 [Preview] No.180407 del
>>180405
Watch Harry Potter instead


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 13:53:43 [Preview] No.180408 del
>>180389
Dry July refers to the time Caligula fucked Julius without lube.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:00:33 [Preview] No.180409 del
>it was in the year 2021 that the Divine Tones Godlike qualities were recognised.
>From this point on Imperial Law required mandatory Proctological Exploratory Fisting of all Aboriginal Subjects
>And the New-Gods were Happy


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:00:44 [Preview] No.180410 del
>Tony raided the Abos anuses in his time of power
>Ceasar raided the Celts anuses(The Abos of Europe) in his time of power
hmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:02:21 [Preview] No.180411 del
>>180408
That would involve 75 years necrophilia


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:05:08 [Preview] No.180412 del
>>180410
>Tones enslaved the Abos (proctologically)
>Caesar enslaved the Gauls (with whips and swords)


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:09:14 [Preview] No.180413 del
Golden gaul cock ring


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:11:00 [Preview] No.180414 del
Caesar committed much Cock and Gaul Torture


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:15:12 [Preview] No.180415 del
Torc and woad therapy


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:16:00 [Preview] No.180416 del
>>180401
I know right. There are neets here who aren't classical scholars and gentlemen. Disgraceful. Back when possum was running the board, he never would've allowed such riff-raff.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:16:47 [Preview] No.180417 del
>>180402
I've been having the same problem. Not sure whether to blame the tuna patties, the pizza, the chocolate, the coke, the curry or the ice cream I've had today.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:18:32 [Preview] No.180418 del
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>>180415
>Torc
Underrated word.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:31:04 [Preview] No.180419 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aMlxHlVmXp8 [Embed]
>The Comment Section on this video
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:33:12 [Preview] No.180420 del
I unironically believe that europe east of germany should be counted as asia, and not considered white. Likewise spain and southern italy are really part of africa. And Greasy Surrender Monkey Land's european status should be put on probation.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:37:06 [Preview] No.180421 del
>>180420
I'm sure they really care what an authority on whiteness like you think.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:40:09 [Preview] No.180422 del
>>180420
So you're saying Austria is Asian


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:41:36 [Preview] No.180423 del
Cock torc


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 14:44:39 [Preview] No.180424 del
Tried making an account on ReachOut, hoping maybe talking to people on the forums there could help me out. Apparently you have to be 25 and under to use it.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 15:19:14 [Preview] No.180425 del
>>180424
Kids usually lie on porn sites they are over 18. Mayhaps you can lie you're under 25.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 16:50:34 [Preview] No.180426 del
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>>180424
What's wrong mate?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 17:46:39 [Preview] No.180427 del
>thinking of Craig


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 20:50:47 [Preview] No.180428 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:23:45 [Preview] No.180429 del
>>180356
A man of fragrance.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:25:11 [Preview] No.180430 del
>>180428
Morning mate


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:28:49 [Preview] No.180431 del
>>180428
Morning


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:29:06 [Preview] No.180433 del
>>180430
Morning


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:29:25 [Preview] No.180434 del
>>180432
Morning


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:30:12 [Preview] No.180435 del
>>180432
He wants to be you.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:41:22 [Preview] No.180437 del
>>180432
monaro larping as nuro larping as monaro.

A mental health outreach team has been dispatched for him and counselling is availaible for anyone who may feel traumatized by last nights posts.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:53:32 [Preview] No.180438 del
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>>180437
Available from 9:00 am


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:53:52 [Preview] No.180439 del
>Covid-19 can cause PRIAPISM: Frenchie man, 62, suffers a four-hour erection after the coronavirus triggered blood clots in his penis
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8478299/Covid-19-cause-PRIAPISM-62-year-old-infected-man-suffers-four-hour-erection.html


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:59:02 [Preview] No.180441 del
>>180440
3/5
For my pleasure.
Morning.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 21:59:21 [Preview] No.180442 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:03:12 [Preview] No.180443 del
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>>180434
Morning

>>180435
thats the vibe i am getting

>>180437
i am traumatised by the extremely low quality banter no time for counselling off to work on a 15k intense


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:10:38 [Preview] No.180444 del
>>180443
wat a faggy lookin bike


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:11:02 [Preview] No.180445 del


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:11:41 [Preview] No.180446 del
>>180425
>tfw he doesn't even tell us what he had for dinner


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:13:21 [Preview] No.180447 del
E N R I C H E D
>“That is why we’ve put in place essentially a no questions asked hardship payment, a $1,500 payment to deal with that perhaps as a disincentive to getting tested. Beyond that there will be many different reasons and I’ve got my public health experts trying to analyse the data from people who have said no,” he explained.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/the-project-premier-daniel-andrews-gives-reason-victorians-are-refusing-covid19-testing/news-story/c57a7b58bd982b8b5ac8b2d91ebba3a4


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:15:55 [Preview] No.180448 del
>>180447
what happens when these door to door testing people come in contact with an infected person and then infect the person at the next house and so on?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:21:27 [Preview] No.180449 del
>>180448
It didn't work last time with the bold text but hopefully it does now:
E N R I C H E D


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:22:23 [Preview] No.180450 del
>>180443
lol you just doxxed yourself, i know exactly what your inseam measurement is now.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:23:15 [Preview] No.180451 del
>>180449
I still don't understand. Rich people?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:26:59 [Preview] No.180452 del
>>180451
>Rich people?
They will be after receiving those bux.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:27:05 [Preview] No.180453 del
>>180450
I want to know why his iPhone 7 Plus records his longitude and altitude but not the latitude.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:30:44 [Preview] No.180454 del
Gape vault


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:40:54 [Preview] No.180455 del
Nuro Popper and the Cursed Blend 43


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:42:30 [Preview] No.180456 del
>>180447
Buried in the article is the actual reason why the virus is spreading in some areas and not others, and why those people don't want to be tested:
>"This is a very multicultural area of Melbourne. Many different ethnic groups and language groups and so not only the translation but also the cultural sensitivity is a really important component and Victorians realise that"
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:42:49 [Preview] No.180457 del
>>180453
NEVER QUESTION NURO


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:43:50 [Preview] No.180458 del
I questioned nuro once and he turned me into a newt
I got better


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.180459 del
>>180456
At least the chinky dinks are happy the mussies are now spreading the virus and taking the heat.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:46:16 [Preview] No.180460 del
>>180456
How long before one of these testers is cuddled?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:46:46 [Preview] No.180462 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:47:10 [Preview] No.180463 del
>>180457
He's not smart enough to remove one EXIF attribute, so either his phone has a fucked GPS unit or it can't get a lock at his house.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:48:23 [Preview] No.180464 del
>>180463
Nuro is so removed from reality that he no longer exists latitudinally.


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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:50:05 [Preview] No.180467 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:50:06 [Preview] No.180468 del
>>180462
I have that picture of you holding him in your arms and it is such a lovely picture too.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:51:42 [Preview] No.180469 del
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:52:32 [Preview] No.180471 del
>>180460
We only use morbidly obese middle aged nurses fro this sort of work - most of them are desperately grateful for any sort of cuddling.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:54:25 [Preview] No.180472 del
>expert osint neets can creep on nuro just on his longitude


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:56:28 [Preview] No.180473 del
I have some good pictures in my folder.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 22:57:46 [Preview] No.180474 del
>>180468
That's actually a completely different cat 25 years earlier.
I have been blessed with 4 large orange cats over the years.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:01:35 [Preview] No.180476 del
>>180474
They are both lovely cats though.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:02:49 [Preview] No.180477 del
>>180476
They are, thank you nice NEET.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:20:31 [Preview] No.180478 del
I do the same shit everyday


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:22:45 [Preview] No.180479 del
>>180478
Wank, Dan, repeat?


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:25:10 [Preview] No.180480 del
>>180473
also known as winking at calvin.
"i needed to shit so bad i was winking in my calvin clien's"


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:25:42 [Preview] No.180481 del
Nuro has brown stains in his calvin Klein undies


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:29:19 [Preview] No.180482 del
>>180480
Hearty kek


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:45:04 [Preview] No.180483 del
Nuro inspired a character in a Tim Winton book once.


NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 23:48:18 [Preview] No.180484 del
>>180483
I think Nuro sees himself as Holden Caulfield.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:01:31 [Preview] No.180485 del
Nuro inspired a character in a book by J.D. Salinger once


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:09:52 [Preview] No.180486 del
deafening percolation


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:10:02 [Preview] No.180487 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:14:10 [Preview] No.180488 del
Nuro never read Tim Winton because WA isnt based enough.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:15:09 [Preview] No.180489 del
Have my disability medical assessment soon


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:17:53 [Preview] No.180490 del
>>180489
Good luck neet.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:21:21 [Preview] No.180491 del
>>180489
Good luck. Make sure you emphasis your disability and don't let them get you to agree to what you could perhaps do (i.e. There are things you simply cannot do). State exactly what was in the medical documentation if you can remember.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:27:41 [Preview] No.180492 del
>>180489
Mong Out with your Schlong Out


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:33:41 [Preview] No.180493 del
>>180488
your literature has no power here


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:33:59 [Preview] No.180494 del
>>180480
Sounds like something a poof would say

>>180489
Best of luck


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.180495 del
I'm not sure I like coloured people.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:38:07 [Preview] No.180496 del
>>180489
i see WFTD in your future


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:40:12 [Preview] No.180497 del
nuro has a large tiffin full of suet


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:43:29 [Preview] No.180498 del
The assessment lasted for 10 mins, it doesn't feel like enough time to make a proper judgment.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:44:12 [Preview] No.180499 del
>>180496
WFTD doesn't apply to me


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:44:18 [Preview] No.180500 del
>>180498
You're just a number to them. They don't care, they just want to make money off you.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:44:49 [Preview] No.180501 del
(1.84 MB 576x1024 e-8l7RDpMtKShFu4.mp4)


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:46:28 [Preview] No.180502 del
>>180498
If it's done by a private company the faster it is the more they can do.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:53:03 [Preview] No.180503 del
NEET twinkies are being brutalised in record numbers.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:55:59 [Preview] No.180504 del
>>180501
Jannies IRL


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 00:56:04 [Preview] No.180505 del
Car goes brrrrrrrrrrr
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHUO3HI2jCY [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:33:11 [Preview] No.180508 del
There is an immoral and fraudulent post in the catalogue


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:40:54 [Preview] No.180509 del
>>180508
Imagine someone trying to get an English proficiency accreditation with an organisation of people who lack basic reading comprehension to distinguish the difference between us NEETs and the Indian NEET test.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:41:35 [Preview] No.180510 del
>https://www.news.com.au/national/andrews-announces-hardship-fund-coronavirus-payment/video/66e2d004f2d4bb84ca88d23bea0c7b8d
Victoria is going to pay people from bad homes $1500 to get coronavirus. There is no way this could possibly go wrong.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:49:07 [Preview] No.180511 del
>>180505
God damn


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:52:30 [Preview] No.180512 del
>>180502
>>180500
Everything was well versed in my head until came to actually speaking. Looking back, I feel like I said the wrong things or didn't elaborate as much as I should have.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:53:17 [Preview] No.180513 del
My NEETstick's smelling like the fish market again.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:54:16 [Preview] No.180514 del
>>180505
Legend has it Webby's Corvette still has the tank of fuel it came with because he can't find the fuel cap.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:54:50 [Preview] No.180515 del
>>180513
fucking sex having chad


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:55:39 [Preview] No.180516 del
>>180501
check out the executive operator's bed.
the pillows suggest he sleeps in a semi upright position, probabally in order to breathe when he's unconscious


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:56:21 [Preview] No.180517 del
>>180514
Webby drove his Corvette over my balls once.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 01:56:26 [Preview] No.180518 del
>>180514
I hope he has almost drained the tank several times.


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:00:15 [Preview] No.180521 del
>>180510
Muzzie terrorists would spread it because jihad aloha snackbar.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:00:20 [Preview] No.180522 del
>>180512
>Looking back, I feel like I said the wrong things or didn't elaborate as much as I should have
You'll be fine but just reflect and write down any statement that can be misinterpreted. If you answered a question vaguely and they will probably try to twist to say you are more capable. For example, if they asked how you got there today and they didn't see a support person but assumed you arrived independently when your documents it says you need a support person. When the support it just outside, they would twist that statement to make you more capable. My point is, write notes about what happened on what you said and what they asked because you will probably have to challenge their decision. Having notes helps support your case.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:01:10 [Preview] No.180523 del
>>180514
>The Legend of Webbys Corvette
>Gather round children
>I shall speak of the long ago dreamtimes
>Once there was a great and mighty wordsmith named Webby


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:05:44 [Preview] No.180524 del
>>180522
I've mostly forgot what was said. She did ask if you have had any treatment in the past I said yes it should be in my medical records, but I didn't elaborate past that. She also asked how it affects me on a day to day basis, which I said it's primarily the anxiety that affects me, interacting with people.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:06:29 [Preview] No.180525 del
>>180523
>He was a mighty wizard and many envied his wand
>In winter he would stride the land hunting new skanks for his mighty skank yacht
>He treated them poorly but what did it matter,they were mere skanks anyway


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:07:29 [Preview] No.180526 del
My favourite song sang by Nuro:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DaIZvCDWAcQ [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:10:12 [Preview] No.180527 del
>>180432
Stop using my flag, it is no longer yours, it is property of monaro


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:11:02 [Preview] No.180528 del
>>180525
>After many years his hoard of skanks grew large and unhappy
>A gallant knight,Lord Cruisey, heard of the skanks mistreatment and adventured out to inspect the situation
>When he saw the skanks living conditions his wrath was dire and righteous
>"You must not treat these skanks so Lord Weber" he said
>"They were all someones daughter,someones wife,someones wank fantasy"
>Weber gazed at Cruisey with his slowly winking eye
>"Foolish peasant morality" he exclaimed as he smote Cruisey down with his mighty fist
>He then strode off into the wilderness to contemplate mighty things
>Oh, and he had a corvette


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:18:53 [Preview] No.180529 del
>>180528
>and an insatiable appetite for pies and bottled goon


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:39:35 [Preview] No.180530 del
>>180526
Nuro sure has some cool dance moves. UwU


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:41:11 [Preview] No.180531 del
I wish we had some nuro fresh prince of belair copypasta


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:41:36 [Preview] No.180532 del
>>180530
>UwU
Lack of subtlety


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:43:12 [Preview] No.180533 del
>>180532
OwO. you wound me!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:44:33 [Preview] No.180534 del
>>180489
How'd it go?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:48:00 [Preview] No.180535 del
Day time NEETs post like slow mongs


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:52:16 [Preview] No.180536 del
>>180532
i wanna wub nuros bulgy wulgy


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:54:58 [Preview] No.180537 del
>>180535
Real NEETs take their time to craft quality shitposts.

Professional NEETs are mainly whingers


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:55:09 [Preview] No.180538 del
>>180526
i actually love that song

>>180527
have it you whinny little bitch


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 02:58:12 [Preview] No.180539 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-RKPnQPRmA [Embed]
I swear this man is NK


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:01:17 [Preview] No.180540 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:04:31 [Preview] No.180541 del
Penises and testicles are being tortured.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:07:00 [Preview] No.180542 del
>Greasy Surrender Monkey Land's Symbol is the Cock
<meaning that any torture on the Frenchie is Cock and Gaul Torture


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:13:44 [Preview] No.180543 del
>tfw have signed up for uni


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:18:17 [Preview] No.180544 del
nuro is a cock womble


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:18:45 [Preview] No.180545 del
>>180543
Congratulations. When do you start?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:19:30 [Preview] No.180546 del
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rate my meth lab neets


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:21:21 [Preview] No.180547 del
>>180546
anodizing is for weak little bitches


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:22:58 [Preview] No.180548 del
>>180546
lay that bottle of mig gas on its side and smash the valve off with a sledge hammer


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:24:51 [Preview] No.180549 del
>>180546
Can this setup jolt my cock and balls?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:30:00 [Preview] No.180551 del
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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:30:51 [Preview] No.180552 del
>>180524
Still take notes about what was said as I have taken my case to the Ombudsman once when Centrelink kept contradicting itself (i.e. Do X and it will happen soon, but it never happens). The flaws in their process pretty much made Ombudsman tell Cenno they fucked up after not receiving a payment or decision on a payment for over six months.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:31:49 [Preview] No.180553 del
How disgusting is Pepsi Max. Absolutely vile.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:32:09 [Preview] No.180554 del
>>180542
>Cock and Gaul Torture
kek


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:32:44 [Preview] No.180555 del
Nothing to look forward to


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:32:48 [Preview] No.180556 del
>>180549
Most important question.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:34:19 [Preview] No.180557 del
>>180545
august 31


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:34:24 [Preview] No.180559 del
>>180555
have a cook you big poof


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:46:34 [Preview] No.180560 del
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only 800 calories left for the day.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:47:37 [Preview] No.180561 del
Nuro made a cock torc for me


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:50:03 [Preview] No.180562 del
>>180555
Drink some Pepsi Max.
Max taste
No sugar


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:50:22 [Preview] No.180563 del
Nuro started making a luty once


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:51:52 [Preview] No.180564 del
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>>180562
Pepsi Max is an excellent mixer, Why not pick some up at one of my refreshment centers with a splendid bottle of Bundy on special.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:52:45 [Preview] No.180565 del
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Just bought a 50-game entry into this


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:54:12 [Preview] No.180566 del
>>180565
what a waste


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 03:58:03 [Preview] No.180567 del
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New toys for this neet to play with, have no idea what sort of power the monoblocks put out.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:10:13 [Preview] No.180568 del
>>180560
Why is that image a gif?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:10:25 [Preview] No.180569 del
>>180565
That may be enough to get us that Submarine.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:10:30 [Preview] No.180570 del
>>180565
>>180566
*ahem* I bought my tickets yesterday.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:10:50 [Preview] No.180571 del
>>180565
Good luck m8, I bought a $20 ticket.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:15:00 [Preview] No.180572 del
I'm thinking about whether I should study a bachelor of science and major in statistics or study a bachelor of commerce and study a diploma of maths in statistics alongside it


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:16:52 [Preview] No.180573 del
>>180572
You actually like statistics?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:22:00 [Preview] No.180574 del
>>180573
not that NEET but I actually like statistics, but I am autistic


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:30:37 [Preview] No.180575 del
need to poo severely


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:31:20 [Preview] No.180576 del
>>180574
I hated that semester of the maths I studied.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:32:45 [Preview] No.180577 del
>>180566
A waste of money I never lifted a finger for....

>>180571
Good luck to you too


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:37:50 [Preview] No.180578 del
>>180573
Yeah I like it. I did a unit of statistics at Monash last year in semester 2 which I enjoyed


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:38:18 [Preview] No.180579 del
>>180575
Have a poo


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:41:51 [Preview] No.180580 del
>>180578
MEGA some of your course material.
I need to learn about statistics.

Also there is a very clever lad going around by the name of Jason Murphy who used to work for Naru and treasury- clever lad.
Anthony Green is also a hero and should probably be put in charge of Quantas or something


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:43:14 [Preview] No.180581 del
>>180580
>Anthony Green
Isn't that the ABC election guy


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:44:48 [Preview] No.180582 del
>>180569
Defense plan 2020
>win tats
>sell nudes to the US embassy
>build lots of paper boats so we look tougher
>buy a nuke from Syria and load it on our one aircraft carrier


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:45:11 [Preview] No.180583 del
>>180581
>guy
faggot


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:48:54 [Preview] No.180584 del
>>180582
The only Nuke in Syria though is Israel's one in Golan Heights


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:49:36 [Preview] No.180585 del
>>180581
Yea, that's what he's best known for.
He's just a smart dude, and has more personal credibility than the government of Italy.
>>180583
I'd suck his dick


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:52:28 [Preview] No.180586 del
>>180584
Italy just made the world's largest meth haul in history- allegedly from Syria.
I doubt any details will ever emerge, as nobody just puts a straight Billion USD of meth on a boat and just hopes for the best.

Would not be at all surprised if it came from Isreal.
Unsure where our meth comes from, certainly not a bunch of caravans


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.180587 del
>>180586
A lot of from the obvious Suburban and Rural hubs but there is a growing portion of the shit coming from China


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:55:03 [Preview] No.180588 del
>>180586
>Unsure where our meth comes from, certainly not a bunch of caravans

NEETs from bad homes, tinkering away in their garages.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:56:10 [Preview] No.180589 del
>>180586
Probably cost them cents on dollar to make and they sell it for 10000x more.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 04:56:47 [Preview] No.180590 del
>>180586
>Unsure where our meth comes from, certainly not a bunch of caravans
China via SEA


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:00:59 [Preview] No.180591 del
>>180586
>Allegedly from ISIS
Those cave-dwellers have obviously been watching Breaking Bad...


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:03:47 [Preview] No.180592 del
>>180587
So the rumors say, but there are a lot of people who would want us to believe Walther White is responsible.
>>180589
Like most industrial chemistry, but someone is going to have to put big money behind it- and they are going to need security.
Most of the costs would be incurred I assume in the middle.
>>180590
Getting warmer

Honestly NEETs I'm fed up with the meth, makes so many people totally useless at work, junkies wandering around making my life harder and all the degeneracy that comes from it.
But you can't just talk shit about that or you'll end up down a mineshaft


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:06:32 [Preview] No.180593 del
>>180592
I mean Breaking Bad is fairly accurate with how it is in America, especially in the South West where most of the meth is Mexican


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:12:16 [Preview] No.180594 del
We make Firefox customizable so your browser can reflect who you are — because who you are is something to be proud of.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:14:18 [Preview] No.180595 del
>>180593
Did you ever read that glowives tale about the guy who made all the LSD in an abandoned missile silo?
it's a sensible chuckle


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:20:18 [Preview] No.180596 del
>>180580
Some UniMelb stats course material here:
https://github.com/akiratwang/UniMelb-Data-Science


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:28:59 [Preview] No.180597 del
>>180596
Cheers m8.
This all looks like Greek to me, but s they say "beginning is the most important part of the work"


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:30:03 [Preview] No.180598 del
>>180567
meh induction loop hardware is pretty beefy


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:33:48 [Preview] No.180599 del
>>180595
I saw the VICE docco. Wasnt it X as well?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:34:21 [Preview] No.180600 del
Nuro used to watch VICE back when it was based.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:35:55 [Preview] No.180601 del
>>180598
I'm more concerned he stole a deaf couple's stereo.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:36:56 [Preview] No.180602 del
nip nong


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:38:01 [Preview] No.180603 del
Off to buy a usb c cable and something for dindins


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:38:28 [Preview] No.180604 del
>>180576
The course, the people or the teachers?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:39:10 [Preview] No.180605 del
>>180603
Grab me some wicked wings please


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:39:58 [Preview] No.180606 del
>>180596
Nice share anymore if you have it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:40:42 [Preview] No.180607 del
>>180604
The subject matter. It was a mandatory first year subject and had a failure rate of like 70% because everybody hated it. Absolutely boring subject matter even if you're into mathematics and the assignments involved shit like supermarket prices and crap back before supermarkets here had online stores.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:41:15 [Preview] No.180608 del
>>180605
You can have a butter chicken pie and something sweet for pudding.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:44:22 [Preview] No.180609 del
>>180607
Did you contact the teacher for assistance, I don't know if it is the same but some of the lecturers were very generous with their support this semester. Even going over shit already taught in labs or in a guide book designed for the class.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:44:26 [Preview] No.180610 del
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>>180596
>pic relate
https://melbourne-cshe.unimelb.edu.au/lh-martin-institute/insights/gender-enrolment-trends-flarkins
>no policy recommendations or conclusions

This is why I never went to uni, I would sperg out.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:46:08 [Preview] No.180611 del
>>180609
I didn't need assistance. I just hated the subject matter. Very boring.
Combinatorics and Gallois fields and stuff later on gave me a big stiffy.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:46:31 [Preview] No.180612 del
>>180608
ok, that will do,thanks


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:53:17 [Preview] No.180613 del
>>180599
>VICE
at least it was one of their early ones, we should ban VICE- you know they have a big partnership with SBS now and broadcast drug-crime-gay media direct from the (((US))).

But my point was that the general public was expected to believe that 80% of the countries LSD came from three dudes in an underground bunker- I think maybe 5 people faced trial.
Breaking bad is the same thing, literal disinfo.

>>180600
I did like how they even went to print when they found nothing or their sources were a total joke.
No, they were always fags.
Journos like that are just trying to self-fund their holidays and drug habits


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:57:28 [Preview] No.180614 del
>>180613
Well, considering LSD only requires a few hundred micro grams to make someone have a trip, you wouldn't need many people manufacturing it to supply most of the world.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:59:03 [Preview] No.180615 del
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>>180610
DOWN WITH MEN!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 05:59:44 [Preview] No.180616 del
No true friends in life


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:03:13 [Preview] No.180617 del
>>180615
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:03:42 [Preview] No.180618 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:05:39 [Preview] No.180619 del
>>180614
That's what's so intriguing about it- you would think that there were at least a few guys out there doing this, saving LSD as a form of personal savings, shutting shop then dropping it years later.

It's one of those occasions though where I will argue from incredulity and say that I just don't believe it.

The story is that they drove the LSD into other states to make random drop offs- but c'mon.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:08:38 [Preview] No.180620 del
>>180615
2/10 would not bang.
SWIM always had trouble in school with libtards, the balance of female/male teachers, and the partisan political environment.

Soon men will resort to being luddites and discount science on the basis that they can no longer understand it and don't trust the institutions.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:08:49 [Preview] No.180621 del
>>180619
I understand where you are coming from, but LSD and a lot of psychedelics are not a popular drug, there probably were other places producing it and so on, but it seems like the people in that vice doco were the ones making huge amounts of it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:29:37 [Preview] No.180622 del
>>180620
>2/10
There is still a chance for that femanon


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:31:59 [Preview] No.180623 del
No one to cuddle-up to around a campfire on a cold Winter's night


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:37:05 [Preview] No.180624 del
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>>180623
I'll cuddle you neet


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:50:41 [Preview] No.180625 del
>>180623
>tfw no fire


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:54:55 [Preview] No.180626 del
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>>180625
Easy enough to start one m8


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:59:03 [Preview] No.180627 del
>>180612
I got us a cherry pie to go halves in for dessert. One of those fancy ones with the lattice on top.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 06:59:09 [Preview] No.180628 del
Home from work. Im fucked. Should not have drank that bottle of cognac last night.....


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.180630 del
when will we see programs to help stop discrimination against the autistic, the same way we see such programs for other genetic minorities


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:01:19 [Preview] No.180631 del
>>180629
The fact that people keep giving her attention despite being a drug smuggler is kinda degenerate tbh, I mean aren't we supposed to tell kids that Crime doesn't pay


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:01:49 [Preview] No.180632 del
>>180629
They look like shit.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:03:57 [Preview] No.180633 del
2 stroke Brap

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SnbzRisJYE [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:06:28 [Preview] No.180634 del
>>180631
what is a redemption ? what is a character atc ?

>>180632
they look better than macOS wallpapers


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:07:57 [Preview] No.180635 del
>>180629
$75 too much


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:08:52 [Preview] No.180636 del
i do not like these people.....


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:09:41 [Preview] No.180637 del
>>180568
It moves if you wait.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:10:27 [Preview] No.180638 del
>>180634
I mean yeah redemption exists but think of it like this, she did an illegal thing, went to jail and by doing nothing other than being a media sponge she is set up for life now


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:11:07 [Preview] No.180639 del
>>180610
Identify as a female for the course.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:12:15 [Preview] No.180640 del
See her shake on the movie screen.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:12:58 [Preview] No.180641 del
>>180636
we don't like you either


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.180642 del
>>180629

>It appears she launched her business in January, when she she auctioned off a handmade clock to help >raise funds for the bushfire crisis.

>The beach-themed quartz clock sold on eBay for more than $700, and the proceeds went to WIRES Wildlife >Rescue.
Good on her


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:14:05 [Preview] No.180643 del
>>180636
Which people?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:14:48 [Preview] No.180644 del
Right ear hole is a bit sore, hope it's not getting an infection, went through hell last time with it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:16:12 [Preview] No.180645 del
>>180644
Have you checked for earwigs?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:18:20 [Preview] No.180646 del
>>180627
Sounds lovely.

>>180628
Frenchie goon tax!

>>180633
Isn't that the Suzuki Jimmy?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:18:35 [Preview] No.180647 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:20:14 [Preview] No.180648 del
Ate too much of my curried sausages. Regret it now.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:21:23 [Preview] No.180649 del
>>180638
illegal =/= wrong in the eyes of the lord. she did not hurt anyone your morals are shit


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:21:35 [Preview] No.180650 del
Cum on my arse from Monaro, because he's a dirty faggot.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:22:09 [Preview] No.180651 del
>>180648
Could've saved some for us.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:22:15 [Preview] No.180652 del
>>180648
It will all come out in the poo


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:22:23 [Preview] No.180653 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:22:54 [Preview] No.180654 del
>>180647
Remember one earwig can lay over a thousand eggs.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:23:04 [Preview] No.180655 del
>>180646
>Isn't that the Suzuki Jimmy?

Yes, also known as the Sierra back in the day, ones from the late 70s and early 80s had a 2 stroke 3 clylinder engine.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:23:58 [Preview] No.180656 del
>>180652
It's still good.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:24:39 [Preview] No.180657 del
>>180653
I like Nuro but I can't prove that you are him. I don't think you are.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:25:15 [Preview] No.180658 del
>>180654
Earwigs don't actually go in your ear.

The most likely cause is I have surfers ear from my extended periods of time in the surf when I was younger, it narrowed my ear canals and made me more susceptible to outer ear infections.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:25:22 [Preview] No.180659 del
>>180651
There is still some in the fridge. I ate three whole bowls of it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:25:52 [Preview] No.180660 del
>>180643
fourbee people and their shitty idea of fun being hauling tonnes of empty steel weight very slowly through increasing shitty terrrain


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:28:22 [Preview] No.180661 del
>>180660
You're no fun Nuro.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:28:50 [Preview] No.180662 del
>>180649
of course you'd say that
Law exist for a reason sweetie


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:29:09 [Preview] No.180663 del
>>180657
you can tell its me, there is a significant gap in intelligence and etiquette between me and monaro the impersonator and frequent rule breaker


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:30:09 [Preview] No.180664 del
Nuro should get a new Suzuki Jimny and fit a bike rack to it, then drive out to some rugged terrain and actually use his mountain bike on some rugged terrain instead of larping around on the pavements of brisbane with it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:32:13 [Preview] No.180665 del
>>180663
>there is a significant gap in intelligence and etiquette between me and monaro the impersonator and frequent rule breaker
Are you calling me smart :)


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:32:51 [Preview] No.180666 del
>>180663
>frequent rule breaker
Yeah, he posts photos of underage girls and doesn't get banned because he is sucking the BO's cock.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:33:37 [Preview] No.180667 del
Also it's not impersonation, Nuro, but rather I am claiming this flag in the name of UNNA, it's not yours you white cunt but the flag of the Ngunwal peoples


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:35:01 [Preview] No.180668 del
>>180666
>Someone who was sexually assaulted as a child posting cp
no


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:35:16 [Preview] No.180669 del
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>>180658
Well when that giant creature bursts out of your chest, just remember I tried to warn you.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:36:33 [Preview] No.180670 del
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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:36:40 [Preview] No.180671 del
>>180664
you are an idiot.

1) inner city flights of stairs and descents (urban downhill) is way more fun and dangerous that bush trails

2) i moved to the coast and hit the trails and beach regularly

>>180666
> underaged girls
> under the age of 18
sigh..here we go again

>>180667
you stupid ass faggot you claimed the rectangular flag and i said you could fucking have it you whiny ass bitch nigger boong smelly cunt


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:38:27 [Preview] No.180672 del
>>180671
>dangerous that bush trails

Yer a big wuss.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:38:51 [Preview] No.180673 del
NURO GETS A STIFFY SOMETIMES


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:39:37 [Preview] No.180674 del
>>180671
I'm claiming all of the flags you are claiming, Mr Blend (I will only call you Mr Blend from now on and not "Nuro")


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:42:16 [Preview] No.180675 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:43:02 [Preview] No.180676 del
>>180667
Based.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:43:21 [Preview] No.180677 del
>>180674
>Mr Blend
That would be a good filter for
>t. Monaro


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:43:57 [Preview] No.180678 del
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>>180674
fine ill just leave again and everyone can just hate you for fucking up the board again you pozzed nigger cunt


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:44:07 [Preview] No.180679 del
>>180671
>ass
Seppo.
>bitch nigger
Nigger term.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:44:29 [Preview] No.180680 del
>>180675
It's very blurry.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:44:38 [Preview] No.180681 del
>>180678
Don't come back.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:44:50 [Preview] No.180682 del
>>180676
god this post is just sad on so many levels


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:44:56 [Preview] No.180683 del
This is why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:45:35 [Preview] No.180685 del
>>180678
If they hate me then fine but deep down it would be worth it for shooing you off Mr Blend


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:45:50 [Preview] No.180686 del
>>180681
> stops using nuros flag
can you ever complete any task in your life you abject failure ??


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:46:01 [Preview] No.180687 del
>>180675
Sunny Lane (the girl on the couch) used to bring her parents on set.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:46:13 [Preview] No.180688 del
>>180680
You work with feel, not sight.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:46:33 [Preview] No.180689 del
Are there any movies of recent that don't suck that are bearable to watch?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:46:47 [Preview] No.180690 del
>>180687
I thought that was the instructor.
She is very knowledgeable.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:46:52 [Preview] No.180691 del
>>180683
I unironically blame Nuro for being the source of all the narkiness, all because he decided to pour coffee up his arse


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:47:02 [Preview] No.180692 del
>>180689
Nope. Nothing made in the West at any rate.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:47:08 [Preview] No.180693 del
>>180689
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:47:15 [Preview] No.180694 del
>>180686
I was never using it, nuro.
Can you learn to use the shift key?!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:47:28 [Preview] No.180695 del
>>180691
You deserve to be banned.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:47:48 [Preview] No.180696 del
>>180689
Den of Thieves is alright, not heaps good but alright for a heist film.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:48:06 [Preview] No.180697 del
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>>180678
Also I'm a Pozzed Boong Cunt not a Pozzed Nigger Cunt
Get my racial pronouns correct you fucking Asian, Mr Blend


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.180698 del
>>180690
The instructor is Nina Hartley. She was a young pornstar the early 80's and basically never stopped working.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:48:43 [Preview] No.180699 del
>>180695
Sure, but only if Mr Blend gets banned too


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:49:01 [Preview] No.180700 del
>>180695
Any neet not using a VPN here is just asking for trouble. /aus/ was under surveillance since those SA nudes dropped years ago and it was on the news.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:49:31 [Preview] No.180701 del
>>180695
i agree hey #BO can you ban this cunt ?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:49:37 [Preview] No.180702 del
>>180675
I did that a few nights ago.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:49:42 [Preview] No.180703 del
I heard nuro's step mother is Chinese and that is part of why he resents them.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:49:55 [Preview] No.180704 del
>>180692
I looks that way.

>>180693
Thank you, I have seen that and very much enjoyed it.

>>180696
Thank you, looks like it has potential.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:50:03 [Preview] No.180705 del
>>180675
What is this video about? I don't want to click it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:50:48 [Preview] No.180706 del
>>180686
Rude and uncalled for


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:50:56 [Preview] No.180707 del
>>180703
would not be suprised if Mr Blend was a Chinese Agent doing a "How do you do fellow geiwlo" act but very poorly


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:51:04 [Preview] No.180708 del
>>180705
NO, I would say it would be vile


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:51:14 [Preview] No.180709 del
>>180705
How eat pussy.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.180710 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.180711 del
>>180700
>SA nudes
What nudes? Can you repost them please.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:53:59 [Preview] No.180712 del
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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:54:37 [Preview] No.180713 del
>>180712
good to see you CostaNEET in these times of pissy Mr Blend tbh


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:54:46 [Preview] No.180714 del
>>180712
>IKTCF


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:55:42 [Preview] No.180715 del
>>180711
A bunch of nudes by name of chicks in SA.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.180717 del
>>180716
what a waste of ones and zeros.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:58:06 [Preview] No.180720 del
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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 07:59:49 [Preview] No.180721 del
>>180719
not gunna lie though, scotty was kinda based saying this
>Prime Minister Scott Morrison earlier blasted states that closed their borders to all Victorians.
>"If you are living in Wangaratta [in Victoria], then you are no more affected by what's going on in those suburbs of Melbourne than if you are in Whyalla [in South Australia], so we need to get some perspective," he said.
tbh we need to build a wall around Melbourne


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:01:07 [Preview] No.180722 del
>>180716
> 596 x 336

lrn to enc0d3 faggot


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:04:42 [Preview] No.180724 del
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>>180721
>bh we need to build a wall around Melbourne


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:04:46 [Preview] No.180725 del
>>180721
>Conservative mongs in vic having a whinge about vic being shut down
>They open up
Get rona'd again

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.180726 del
>>180719
I know, Queenslanders have gone from scarcely above apes to the northern master race in like a year.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:06:34 [Preview] No.180727 del
>>180725
I maintain that Melbourne and Victoria should be seperated


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:06:42 [Preview] No.180728 del
>>180725
no it would be them doing more testing and more false positives to keep this whole elaborate scam going


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:07:21 [Preview] No.180729 del
>>180726
But you have nuro.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:08:26 [Preview] No.180730 del
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Can someone shop Daniel Andrews and Palaszczuk's faces into this for me?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:08:33 [Preview] No.180731 del
Should probbaly shave my nape. The hair there is maybe 4 or 5 cm long.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:08:42 [Preview] No.180732 del
>>180726
we may even even elect a straight white male premier in the near future....glaydas jewnosechik is fucked


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:09:48 [Preview] No.180733 del
>>180729
he acounts for roughly 5% of the entire states BASED ECONOMY


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:10:37 [Preview] No.180734 del
>>180722
What's scary is that you somehow confused the resolution and encode without identifying the file size that is the issue. Not the resolution, as encoding relates to the the size of the file output. I can imagine you think x264 and x265 are the same without any different encoding styles.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:10:46 [Preview] No.180735 del
In my drives around the eastern suburbs, I see so many peoples driving BMW/Audi/Mercedes SUVs. What type of job do I need to get to make that much money?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.180736 del
>>180735
Something pays over 100k per year.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:11:43 [Preview] No.180737 del
Webby coordinated a train on my rectum once.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:13:12 [Preview] No.180738 del
>>180736
Even then they're taking out loans for them, unless they're in the $200k+ bracket.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:13:28 [Preview] No.180739 del
>>180735
>What type of job do I need to get to make that much money?
A lot of them are the entry or mid tier specification, as you don't see as many AMG.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.180740 del
Anyone been to rutracker lately, everytime I do a search now I get redirected to what looks like a login page, never used to do it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:14:02 [Preview] No.180741 del
>>180738
Or leasing. And even that fucks you in the arse with the balloon payment at the end if you don't keep it in pristine condition.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:14:48 [Preview] No.180742 del
>>180739
That's still $65-70k new. And you'd have to be mental to drop that on a car if you were only getting $100-120k per annum.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:14:50 [Preview] No.180743 del
>>180740
You just need to make an account. Use a burner email. Seed.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.180744 del
>>180734
stfu i know it means jack shit in x265 land but im a sticler for native res, i even get triggered how .opus resamples everything to 48k even thoug the SoX algorithm is for all intensive purposes transparent


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:16:08 [Preview] No.180745 del
>>180739
The pie shop baker I go to at work has a supercharged V8 AMG out the front most days. Can't remember the badge number, but it must have cost a shitload.


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:16:31 [Preview] No.180747 del
>>180742
>That's still $65-70k new.
They do occasionally do ~2% pa loan promotion and if you really seek out a cheaper deal you can get them a lot cheaper if you are willing to sacrifice features.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:16:55 [Preview] No.180748 del
>>180744
>intensive purposes


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:17:24 [Preview] No.180749 del
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>>180730
I don't know who those people are.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:18:16 [Preview] No.180750 del
>>180747
they do this too because mercedes servicing and parts is laughably closed source, fucking expensive, and yes new mercs breaks, many such cases. SAD.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:18:28 [Preview] No.180751 del
>>180747
Yeah true.
I saw an A-class benz with a sports kit the other day that looked alright. Probably wouldn't cost too much.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:18:57 [Preview] No.180752 del
>>180652
Wishful thinking. A portion of it will be stored in the arse.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:19:05 [Preview] No.180753 del
>>180749
haha
t. Monaro


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:19:35 [Preview] No.180754 del
>>180750
Yeah, I was going to buy a near-new CLA200 until I read up on them and the failure rate and the way Benz Australia literally laughs at consumer law.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:19:40 [Preview] No.180755 del
>>180749
thank you for this monaro needs to put in his place this time


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:19:47 [Preview] No.180756 del
>>180744
>stfu i know it means jack shit in x265 land
That still sucks for everything other than animation.

>a sticler for native res
That fast motion blur with x265


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:20:27 [Preview] No.180757 del
>>180745
Anything AMG, from C lass and up is around 140k.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:21:02 [Preview] No.180758 del
>>180689
I mostly watch Hindi movies nowadays


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:21:25 [Preview] No.180759 del
>>180757
It was like C300 or C350 or something, I can't remember. I'm guessing mid to high 200k


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:21:52 [Preview] No.180760 del
>>180754
I also talked you out of that, unless money is not an issue for you, stay away from Mercedes Benz, especially used ones.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.180761 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.180762 del
>>180731
Don't forget to rub some baby oil on your nape afterwards.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:22:32 [Preview] No.180763 del
>>180757
its funny how many bi turbo v12 are just idling around and no one bats an eye.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:23:07 [Preview] No.180764 del
>>180759
The top C63 AMG is like $170k, has a twin turbo 4 litre V8, extremely fast and stuff, costs an arm and a leg to service.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:24:10 [Preview] No.180765 del
>>180760
Yeah you and that AutoExpertTV guy (https://www.youtube.com/user/AutoExpertTV/videos). You can have a brand new Benz shit itself and they'll basically lawyer up and tell you and consumer affairs to go fuck yourself.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:24:57 [Preview] No.180766 del
>>180745
I can imagine they do and must be an overall cash leak.

>>180750
They do it so you see the big prices and when they find an interstate shit box people buy it for the badge prestige thinking they saved heaps.

>>180751
Some of the cheaper models in all of the ranges are often nasty. Like BMW X1 are absolutely nasty. Very uncomfortable and crammed for space for a car that costs $45k, I would rather buy an Asian cross over than deal with that car.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:25:29 [Preview] No.180768 del
>>180765
They're cunts.

If you want a nice german luxury car, that is if you have the money, get a bmw.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:26:20 [Preview] No.180769 del
>>180736
So would it be better for me to study commerce instead of science? I feel like there might be more grad positions especially in finance for people with a commerce degree. I want to study statistics but I feel that it will be hard for me to find a good paying job


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:26:20 [Preview] No.180770 del
>>180767
Yeah that's an AMG GT, like one of their flagship models, big GT car for touring.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:28:22 [Preview] No.180771 del
>>180769
I dunno man, get a job that pays over 100k.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:28:40 [Preview] No.180772 del
Bust my balls and let me forget about the worries of the world, for if only a moment.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:29:22 [Preview] No.180774 del
>>180768
>get a bmw.
oh fuck no, all the german brands are shit to own in real life, merc audi bmw are all horrorstories, porche may be a little better but will still cost you

i would only buy a jap car if i had to these days

t. 40 year old italian car owner


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.180775 del
>>180769
If you study math, you can study statistics. Defense wants math nerds badly.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:31:41 [Preview] No.180776 del
If money were not an issue, I'd buy this Mercedes, the S class is top tier and always will be.

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2019-mercedes-benz-s-class-s63-amg-auto/OAG-AD-18163894/?Cr=0

>>180774
Good lad.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:32:01 [Preview] No.180777 del
>>180671
>you whiny ass bitch nigger boong smelly cunt
This is nuro being calm and collected


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:33:14 [Preview] No.180778 del
>>180773
Those aren't too bad for what they are but there are very competitive cheaper options new these days. Suzuki, Hyundai and Ford all have top spec hatch back options new for less.

>>180776
That car looks a lot better than >>180767
Sure it might not be as fast but you still want style.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:33:37 [Preview] No.180779 del
>>180773
You might as well buy a Golf GTi or Polo GTi for 20k less and it will be faster.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:35:41 [Preview] No.180780 del
>>180778
>That car looks a lot better than >>180767
>Sure it might not be as fast but you still want style.

The S class really isn't mean to be fast, it is meant for long range touring, to get you from one point to another in complete comfort, although the modern S class is extremely fast, it will still do the job in complete comfort and style.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:37:10 [Preview] No.180781 del
>>180778
gotta admit i do like what Hyundai is doing these days but i could never actually fork out real money for that brand....


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:37:35 [Preview] No.180782 del
>>180780
They need to release one that has windscreen wiper jets installed in the rear wheel arches so you can squirt oil on the wheels and do sick burnout.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:38:43 [Preview] No.180783 del
>>180781
They have a long way to go but I think their current strategy of decent transporters and family cars is working for them.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:39:34 [Preview] No.180784 del
>>180781
Hyundai and Kia have come a long way, they are making really good cars now, on par with Toyota for reliability.

>>180782
It has 900nm on Torque, that is earth shattering, you don't need any oil to do a sick burnout.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:40:06 [Preview] No.180785 del
Why aren't wire spoked wheels very common these days?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:41:19 [Preview] No.180786 del
>>180785
Cos they look ghey.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:41:29 [Preview] No.180787 del
>>180740
I tried that place once, and discovered I wasn't actually born with the ability to read cyrillic. Most humbling.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:41:40 [Preview] No.180788 del
>>180785
They were often tubed tyres, modern wheels are tubeless.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.180789 del
S63 AMG burnout

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oSxdyAXn0og [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:44:11 [Preview] No.180790 del
>>180788
Ah, that's a shame. I like the look of them.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.180791 del
I wanted a supra when I was kid. I'm trying to imagine what sort of modern sports car I'd get if I somehow had a good paying job in the near future. A skyline GT-R? Help me out here neets. Do you all really want german cars?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:46:45 [Preview] No.180792 del
>>180783
the iload are fucking awesome and hold their value so well, we wanted to get a new van at the shop and they were at the top of the list but just too expensive

we are stuck with with an 05 mitsushiti hi ace van that is still worth way too much and already needed 2k of repairs this year


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.180793 del
>>180791
Get a cheap reliable car for day to day commuting and a classic car for weekends.
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/1971-ford-mustang-auto/SSE-AD-6329421/?Cr=15


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:49:02 [Preview] No.180794 del
My balls are connected to electrodes which are connected to a lightening rod located on the roof.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:49:55 [Preview] No.180795 del
Anyone have experience with the ICT50118 diploma of IT?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:50:13 [Preview] No.180796 del
>>180740
>>180743
>>180787
>rutracker

yeah i use it everyday where do you think i get all my multi-gigabyte vinyl rips from ? if you want ill let you use my login and password its no just kidding yes crylic is a pleb filter


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:50:21 [Preview] No.180797 del
>>180793
>mustang
If I was getting a 70s muscle car I'd get an aussie 70s falcon of some sort.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:53:11 [Preview] No.180798 del
>>180797
At least the seppos still produce parts for all of their cars going back that far. Holden and Ford Australia couldn't give a fuck about us.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:55:45 [Preview] No.180799 del
>>180797
>I'd get an aussie 70s falcon of some sort.

nah they have all been BANA'D


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.180800 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.180801 del
What is with all of these youtube videos of millenials/zoomers 'crackle tuning' their cars? Near as I can tell they're paying money to shit the tuning up so the car dumps raw fuel down the exhaust.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 08:58:18 [Preview] No.180802 del
>>180799
Best thing Brockie ever did.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.180803 del
>>180791
>Do you all really want german cars?

Nope, I'd probably get an R32 GT-R Skyline if I had the money.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:00:41 [Preview] No.180804 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5FkiHtTO-mk [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:01:11 [Preview] No.180805 del
>>180796
>crylic


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:04:41 [Preview] No.180806 del
>>180803
i had a friend with a supra and r33 and i got to borrow and drive both

for me the stock r33 GTST with a boost controller and mild tune was the best car i ever have driven my life... too bad they have all been driven into the ground / modified by retards


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:06:58 [Preview] No.180807 del
>>180805
fine then dont have english invites


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:09:45 [Preview] No.180808 del
>>180806
Yeah it's a shame, was never really a fan of the R33 shape, prefer the older R32, still plenty of them in Japan that have not been molested that you can import.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:10:52 [Preview] No.180809 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:11:34 [Preview] No.180810 del
>>180794
Electrifying!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:12:41 [Preview] No.180811 del
This one is perfect, all it's had done is an exhaust system and more modern suspension, i'd also remove the boost restrictor on it to give it the full 370ish hp/275kw.

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/1993-nissan-skyline-gt-r-v-spec-r32-manual-4wd/SSE-AD-6659790/?Cr=0


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:13:02 [Preview] No.180812 del
Balfours Angus Pepper Steak pie was disappointing.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:14:02 [Preview] No.180813 del
Life is disappointing.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:14:14 [Preview] No.180814 del
>>180795
Looks like a pretty achievable course.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:14:44 [Preview] No.180815 del
>>180812
>>180813
Do you have anything after to enjoy?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:16:46 [Preview] No.180816 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:18:32 [Preview] No.180817 del
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>>180815
He only has his cake left.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:19:49 [Preview] No.180818 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:20:48 [Preview] No.180819 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:23:00 [Preview] No.180820 del
Doing a piss


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:25:23 [Preview] No.180821 del
>>180820
color clarity and quantity ?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.180822 del
>>180813
Have you considered CBT?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:26:32 [Preview] No.180823 del
>>180817
That wouldn't be enough for some executives.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:27:05 [Preview] No.180824 del
>>180821
taste ?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:31:40 [Preview] No.180825 del
>>180824
you're not supposed to disclose that one. How else are we supposed to keep the value of piss high?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:34:39 [Preview] No.180826 del
Just applied for a hospitality services assistant job at a nearby hospital.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:37:26 [Preview] No.180827 del
>>180826
Be careful they don't mistake you for a patient, Monaro.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:39:55 [Preview] No.180828 del
>>180822
Someone will get a spark in their head when they realise it's what they need.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:41:07 [Preview] No.180829 del
>>180826
hospitality qualifications are now more numerous than i encountered in aviation...this is sad


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:42:04 [Preview] No.180830 del
>>180829
Eh, I need a job.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:42:37 [Preview] No.180831 del
>>180829
u big masturdbator


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:43:27 [Preview] No.180832 del
Morona ruined cbt.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:44:51 [Preview] No.180833 del
>>180832
>ruined
Just like my balls.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:44:51 [Preview] No.180834 del
CRUMPETS!!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:45:31 [Preview] No.180835 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:46:58 [Preview] No.180836 del
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Well I put the suit on like I was instructed by the Council, they said someone would be around at 9pm to collect me, and that I would be the special entertainment for the night.
Not sure what that means, they usually eat and drink until midnight before they get roudy so I may be in for a long wait.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:47:39 [Preview] No.180837 del
>>180818
Also 4ws


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:48:57 [Preview] No.180838 del
Tore skin on my lip.
Bleeding.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:50:28 [Preview] No.180839 del
>>180836
I like your gum boots.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:57:03 [Preview] No.180840 del
>>180838
RIP in peace


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 09:59:59 [Preview] No.180841 del
You NEETs are a vile and unsavoury bunch.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:00:41 [Preview] No.180842 del
>>180648
Off to the gym now.
It has been a few hours but I can still feel it.
May have a shit session because of it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:03:01 [Preview] No.180843 del
>>180841
We are not.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:05:15 [Preview] No.180844 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DSGyEsJ17cI [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:08:00 [Preview] No.180845 del
>>180843
Are so.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:11:25 [Preview] No.180846 del
>>180836
Where is the breathing apparatus?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:11:34 [Preview] No.180847 del
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Went over to a mates and had two beers. He was irritable.

1923 calories today.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:13:06 [Preview] No.180848 del
>>180847
Wank him!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:14:19 [Preview] No.180849 del
>>180847
Under 2000 cals, not bad.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:17:07 [Preview] No.180850 del
>>180841
Thank you.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:18:00 [Preview] No.180851 del
>>180848
Sounded more like there CBT involved.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:18:39 [Preview] No.180852 del
I feel a bit sluggish because of the food but it is time for me to go.
Bye noots. Hopefully I don't feel like vomiting.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:20:23 [Preview] No.180853 del
>>180852
Good night NEET. I will be going to bed sooner rather than later too.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.180854 del
>>180852
I also hope it all stays down.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:24:55 [Preview] No.180855 del
>>180847
how many calories are in a beer and did you count them ?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:26:06 [Preview] No.180856 del
>>180855
I had two 500ml cans of stella artois. 200 in each. I did count them.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:32:31 [Preview] No.180857 del
NURO HAS A MANGINA!
NURO HAS A MANGINA!
NURO HAS A MANGINA!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:34:52 [Preview] No.180858 del
Nuro has a severe case od basedness


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:42:25 [Preview] No.180859 del
>>180723
Victorians are unpopular at the monment. Do we have any on the board?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:44:15 [Preview] No.180860 del
>>180857
why arent you using the flag(s) of his that you claimed ???

yeah no wonder you boongs lost this country.... absolutely no follow through on threats made

always was and always cant be fucked


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:44:28 [Preview] No.180861 del
>>180859
Sperg, Shitey, some other fuck.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:44:57 [Preview] No.180862 del
>>180860
I'm not Monaro you fuck head.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:45:19 [Preview] No.180863 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:46:09 [Preview] No.180864 del
>>180863
As I said.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:48:07 [Preview] No.180865 del
>>180859
>victorians

its just melbourne giving the state a bad rep.... but i honestly cant name any more cities to be perfectly honest... um sale.... um phillip island....ummm umm

IS VICTORIA JUST ONE BIG SUBURB OF MELBOURNE ??


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:48:53 [Preview] No.180866 del
>>180862
> im not one of my split personalities

sure thing pal


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:50:08 [Preview] No.180867 del
>>180865
Can we built a wall around it, yes.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:50:19 [Preview] No.180868 del
>>180865
geelong
ballarat


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:52:28 [Preview] No.180869 del
>>180868
Albury


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:52:55 [Preview] No.180870 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 10:59:37 [Preview] No.180871 del
>>180869
wi-DONGA


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:00:35 [Preview] No.180872 del
Nuro is originally from Keilor


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:01:45 [Preview] No.180873 del
>>180872
He grew up gay in San Francisco before that.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:02:36 [Preview] No.180874 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OURKsArvxBQ [Embed]


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:05:30 [Preview] No.180876 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zUr5_QVPCAI [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:07:48 [Preview] No.180877 del
>>180876
charles manson was based


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:08:52 [Preview] No.180878 del
>>180877
What does he have to do with The Mamas and the Papas?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:09:46 [Preview] No.180879 del
I was just talking to some guys from the synthwave community and they were telling me how much respect they have for nuro


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:11:14 [Preview] No.180880 del
At the gym.
Regret that third bowl of curried sausages.
Got some weird cramping thing in my stomach.
Squatting is unpleasant.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:11:39 [Preview] No.180881 del
>>180878
What doesn't Manson have to do with the mamas and papas?
UwU


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:12:00 [Preview] No.180882 del
>tfw no $7000 mountain bike


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:12:10 [Preview] No.180883 del
>>180880
I once ate a shitload of All Bran before going to the gym. I had to run for the toilet.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:12:42 [Preview] No.180884 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:12:57 [Preview] No.180885 del
Nuro was Charles Manson's protege back at the spahn ranch.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:14:27 [Preview] No.180886 del
>>180868
They're both suburbs, there is no gap between Melbourne and Geelong, you can get to Ballarat by their suburban train system.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:14:44 [Preview] No.180887 del
>>180870
Nighty night.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:15:08 [Preview] No.180888 del
>>180884
thats a fuggen tsunami of ugly


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:15:27 [Preview] No.180889 del
>>180878
He fed Cass his thick ham sandwich.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:15:46 [Preview] No.180890 del
>>180886
there is no escaping melbourne


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:15:54 [Preview] No.180891 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:17:31 [Preview] No.180892 del
>>180889
That is a myth.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:18:38 [Preview] No.180893 del
>>180892
He fed it to all the beach boys first.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:20:35 [Preview] No.180894 del
Not a fan of coconut but Lindor coconut balls are very nice.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.180895 del
>>180894
NOT AS NICE AS CRUMPETS!!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:21:25 [Preview] No.180896 del
I read all of the posts ending with once in David Attenborough's voice once.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:21:41 [Preview] No.180897 del
Are the Belgians the original boongs?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:22:09 [Preview] No.180898 del
Belgians have webbed toes.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:25:38 [Preview] No.180899 del
>>180894
since i have been getting scomobux i have been buying myself ferraro rocheres

now you know my secret


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:28:32 [Preview] No.180900 del
Just finished my first work set.
Feel a bit lethargic but I'll be right.
Lots of neet farts.
Ellie Goulding on the radio hides the sound though.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:30:09 [Preview] No.180901 del
>>180900
>Ellie Goulding on the radio hides the sound though.
My gym plays death metal and hip hop.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:32:59 [Preview] No.180902 del
>>180901
jesus christ


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:33:01 [Preview] No.180903 del
>>180901
Mine is a uni gym.
Mostly pop music, occasionally a bit of rap.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:33:50 [Preview] No.180904 del
>>180901
nuros workshop actually only plays melodic breaks and deep progressive house


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:33:58 [Preview] No.180905 del
>>180873
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:33:58 [Preview] No.180906 del
>>180902
The walls are painted black. It is designed for men who lift.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:35:03 [Preview] No.180907 del
>>180905
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HaSDqRnWpiM [Embed]


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:36:22 [Preview] No.180908 del
>>180906
>designed for men who lift
Shirts?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:37:41 [Preview] No.180909 del
>>180908
No, I suspect any overt fags would get stomped.
There's like 2 treadmills and 4 squat racks to put things in perspective.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:37:50 [Preview] No.180910 del
I would vote for any politician in favour of laws that allow me to kill dirt bike riders.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:38:22 [Preview] No.180911 del
>>180909
All good mate,I was just being a dick.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:38:35 [Preview] No.180912 del
>>180910
Do it yourself. You just need some rope or monofilament fishing line.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:38:59 [Preview] No.180913 del
>>180906
> men who lift
> hip hop

well those kiwis and samoans can lift but they arent cut


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:40:15 [Preview] No.180914 del
>>180912
fucking ooooooof

when did drifting and dirtbikes get seriously uncool ????


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:41:12 [Preview] No.180915 del
>>180912
Considering it,I've just been dragging logs onto the paths at corners for the moment.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:43:47 [Preview] No.180916 del
>>180896
I read all of Possums posts in Julia Roberts voice.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 11:50:49 [Preview] No.180917 del
Regretting the food again now that I'm deadlifting.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:02:39 [Preview] No.180918 del
>>180143
Stop posting this shit every fucking day and go back to halfchan aus/pol/ you fag.
>>180329
I'm fine so far, the BatAIDS is mainly contained to the western subrubs and I'm in the east, I'm not being a mong and going to all kinds of crowded places too so I should be fine.
>>180342
This is correct.
>>180791
If I had the money I'd get one of the last HSVs from 2016 or 2017.
>>180859
Yes, me (Sperg)
>>180865
There's several other small towns and cities around Victoria like Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo or Warnambool, they're nothing like Melbourne and some of them are quite nice.
>>180869
Albury is on the other bank of the Murray in NSW, the city on the VIC side is called Wodonga.
>>180886
There's still a bit of a gap between Melbourne and Geelong, it's smaller than it used to be, but still there, back in the 70s they filmed Mad Max in that area.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to an Italian resturant out past Geelong with my parents last night, it was pretty nice, drove back this morning, wanted to stop at Avalon to see all the parked planes but had some stuff to do at home so didn't have time for it, I might be going down that way in a couple of weeks so I can go see them then.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:03:27 [Preview] No.180919 del
>still thinking about those SA nudes


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:03:40 [Preview] No.180920 del
wtf is that flag I just wanted the Australian one.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:10:16 [Preview] No.180921 del
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>>180918
>went to an Italian resturant out past Geelong with my parents last night
Your lifestyle pretty much guarantees you're gonna be infected with wu flu


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:12:24 [Preview] No.180922 del
>>180919
Pretty sure it was after /meatpie/, so probably /aus/ around late 2015 or so?
Some skank with heaps of piercings and pink hair was on television being interviewed about it. It was heaps of uni chicks by name. It was some of the first mainstream attention that hatechan got. SAPOL asked hotwheels about it and he told them to get fucked, it was pretty based.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:13:51 [Preview] No.180923 del
>>180921
I checked and the area in which the restaurant was has zero cases, I won't be going to anymore restaurants.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:17:50 [Preview] No.180924 del
>There's several other small towns and cities around Victoria like Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo or Warnambool, they're nothing like Melbourne and some of them are quite nice.

spoken like a true victorian

>>180920
that was RF neets flag. he left forever too after monaro repeatedly ostracized him for his knowledge and engineering acumen


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:19:02 [Preview] No.180925 del
>>180921
I thought pepe was welding her in there, but now I see he's being mischievous and cutting her free.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:23:03 [Preview] No.180926 del
>>180923
Melbourne's fucked now - the previous wave started in mainly well behaved middle class people, and could be contained by social distancing. Now it's spread to the mongs who are unable to control themselves and will keep spreading it no matter what directives the government gives.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:29:18 [Preview] No.180927 del
Have an irrational and bitter hatred of people my age taking expensive overseas holidays every year. Almost hope international travel bans stay around for a while.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:34:00 [Preview] No.180928 del
>>180927
I'm hoping it's permanent.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:59:36 [Preview] No.180929 del
>>180924
>spoken like a true victorian
I guess I am the real deal, despite of all it's faults, I'm kind of proud of where I live.
>>180926
Yeah a lot of people in those areas are going to be mongs that will be typhoid marys.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:05:21 [Preview] No.180930 del
>>180827
not me mate


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:06:10 [Preview] No.180931 del
>>180930
We're all Monaro now.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:09:27 [Preview] No.180932 del
>>180929
i liked when i lived on the beach at frankston and liked the mornington peninsular but the weather is fucking cold and random, the culture is is either rural or diverse

i found brissy was much more comfy and the particular part of the sunshine coast where i live now just mogs everything in terms of women beaches and business opportunity.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:10:15 [Preview] No.180933 del
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>>180865
Not mentioning Wodonga that was mention before
Wangaratta, Bendigo, Bairnsdale, Swan Hill, Warnambool and oh I don't know maybe the home of Craig, Mildura do indeed exist


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:10:38 [Preview] No.180934 del
>>180859
I grew up in Rural Victoria


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:10:54 [Preview] No.180935 del
>>180931
you are more visible than nuro these days monaro, he really chinked your armour


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:12:25 [Preview] No.180936 del
>>180918
I mean tbh I call it Albury when trying to explain to people where I'm from given people know Albury more than they know Wodonga


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:13:03 [Preview] No.180937 del
>>180934
youndeserved to find a gold nugget to get you the fuck outta dodge


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:16:23 [Preview] No.180938 del
>>180935
I'm just hoping my shitty plan work and he finally decided to fuck off, meaning I don't need to namefag as often
Also most of why I'm being a shitter is because the vibe I get from you all is you want Mr Blend gone and whilst I agree, I just thought that the only way to do it was to stoop to his level and take him out with the same shittery that he used to kick out my mates Weber, Possum and Cruisey
I miss them NEETs, will we get them back when Nuro leaves


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:20:30 [Preview] No.180939 del
oh yeah and Sheperton


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:27:38 [Preview] No.180940 del
>>180938
>shittery that he used to kick out my mates Weber, Possum and Cruisey
Leave me off the list why don't you cunt


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:30:03 [Preview] No.180941 del
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>tfw not Monaro's mate


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:34:14 [Preview] No.180942 del
Back from the gym, going on a quick recovery jog. Feel fine now despite the excessive food.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:39:13 [Preview] No.180943 del
>>180941
10K you're very special and 100% my mate


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:48:31 [Preview] No.180944 del
>>180899
Tubby.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:49:44 [Preview] No.180945 del
>>180904
Brap hop


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:57:49 [Preview] No.180947 del
>>180929
>proud
You call it Shitbourne.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 13:59:06 [Preview] No.180948 del
>>180932
So you actually moved?
Good on you mate.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:01:51 [Preview] No.180950 del
>>180938
I prefer Nuro now.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:05:04 [Preview] No.180951 del
Cant 😴 sleep


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:06:39 [Preview] No.180952 del
>>180938
>the vibe
Don't hide behind everyone and pretend that you did it for anyone other than yourself.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:10:28 [Preview] No.180953 del
>>180950
You always did you filthy nuro lover.
Don't pretend you've switched camps on moral grounds.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:12:09 [Preview] No.180954 del
>>180952
Are you suggesting it's only Monaro who has voiced such thoughts?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:14:44 [Preview] No.180955 del
Everyone loves Nuro and he provides more OC than most of the other NEETs combined.
One loud anti-nuro poster doesn't change that.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:16:22 [Preview] No.180956 del
>>180954
Monaro doesn't honestly have those thoughts, he is just easily manipulated and influenced.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:16:24 [Preview] No.180957 del
>>180932
The bayside subrubs, especially further out when you no longer have all the hipsters, rich people and Jews around are pretty nice, as is the peninsula. If you like warmer weather though it's not really your thing.
>>180933
Ah forgot about Mildura and it's site of NEET cultural significance.
>>180936
Yeah Albury seems to be the more well known one.
>>180938
Myself and others have tried and failed before to get Nuro off the board in the past, I've learned that he's not leaving any time soon and that I just need to get used to him, as annoying as he can sometimes be.
>>180947
I'm pround of Victoria, Melbourne is a blight upon the otherwise nice state.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:17:16 [Preview] No.180958 del
>>180953
I wasn't always a Nuro lover, but the heart wants what the heart wants.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:18:53 [Preview] No.180959 del
>>180957
Vic has great countryside.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:24:30 [Preview] No.180960 del
>>180953
>always did
I loved you more once but you decided to blame your mongness on your imaginary tism rather than just accepting that you're a boong.
Also, anti-nuro Sperg outs are funnier than his now.
Or they were, both are a bit worn out.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:30:20 [Preview] No.180961 del
I've been getting narky lately here for no good reason.
I want to say sorry but that would imply that I'll stop and I probably won't.
I was just being a cunt to Monaro for no reason, the BO should ban me and anyone being a cunt for no reason.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:32:15 [Preview] No.180962 del
It all meant so much, now it means nothing.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:33:12 [Preview] No.180963 del
NOTHING


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 14:42:24 [Preview] No.180964 del
better start playing dubstep for the lyrebirds


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:12:04 [Preview] No.180965 del
>tfw /ausneets/ has devolved into continual bum fingering but no-one knows who is fingering who's bum anymore but it's probably nuro or maybe Monaros fault
>tfw fuck it let's blame Weber


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:13:28 [Preview] No.180966 del
Weber influenced me to finger another NEETs bum once.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:35:06 [Preview] No.180967 del
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>/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:49:16 [Preview] No.180968 del


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:51:28 [Preview] No.180969 del
Some seppo poofter made a post that made no sense a lot more than once


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 15:59:03 [Preview] No.180970 del
>>180967
on your phone while not on break? we are going to have a little chat about your productivity later. gonna need you to stay late, no overtime


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 16:17:14 [Preview] No.180971 del
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just ordered a garlic bread and wedge on ubereats bros


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 16:23:11 [Preview] No.180972 del
Muhammad is in a Subaru Forester


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 19:40:54 [Preview] No.180973 del
>>180971
This is how possum lost it


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 20:56:03 [Preview] No.180974 del
I am awake


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:00:41 [Preview] No.180975 del
>>180974
Yet still trapped in the nightmare that is your life. Good morning


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:02:08 [Preview] No.180976 del
>>180975
Morning, yes I am


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:30:09 [Preview] No.180977 del
Specialist low friction mouse mat


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:37:50 [Preview] No.180978 del
Hot water bottle 15 minutes in the microwave


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:40:03 [Preview] No.180979 del
>>180978
>Hot water bottle
Sooky La-La


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:40:14 [Preview] No.180980 del
>>180978
seems excessive


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:41:17 [Preview] No.180981 del
>>180980
Its a ladies microwave


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:42:50 [Preview] No.180982 del
Good Morning Neets...

Definately one of those days i could stay in bed. Meh.....on my bike....


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:45:56 [Preview] No.180983 del
>>180982
Hi Nuro, It must be cool to have a bed as awesome as your bike. I bet you have a cool name for it like 'The spiders web'


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:47:11 [Preview] No.180984 del
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Nuro is 200% Rad.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 21:53:00 [Preview] No.180985 del
Nuro wouldn't share his orange flavor tic-tics once


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:00:36 [Preview] No.180986 del
>>180925
That picture has always annoyed me. The door opens inwards, yet the bar is angled for an outward opening door. Also why would you cut it, instead of just unscrewing it from the wall?


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:03:29 [Preview] No.180988 del
>'If he receives a period of 12 months' imprisonment or more then, by federal law, he does not pass the 'good character' test and will be deported back to Portugal. So there is a flow-on effect, and the net result is they will be deported as a family,' he said.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482263/Cafe-owner-said-family-deported-jailed-offering-16-year-old-waitress-200-sex.html


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:05:19 [Preview] No.180989 del
It sounded like she fell of the cliff from the reports instead of this happening
> Ms Ferry, 21, (pictured) reportedly grabbed onto the roof of a concrete WWII bunker and posed for a photo when part of the structure collapsed, hitting her on the head. She died instantly
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8483983/Dads-hearbreaking-farewell-gesture-tragic-student-Annika-Ferry.html


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:07:11 [Preview] No.180990 del
>>180988
The guy's a total chad. Quite a catch, clearly not guilt of cuddleing the 16 year old your honor


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:09:59 [Preview] No.180991 del
>>180989
>Engineering student
WTF quality of teaching kids these days.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:12:06 [Preview] No.180992 del
I can't find the image but the guy with his pants clearly unzipped walking through the train ticket area has been arrested
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/man-charged-after-allegedly-committing-sexual-act-on-sydney-train/news-story/0d8e49ec431d3d99ef8ce8afd1ed35ee


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:12:32 [Preview] No.180993 del
>>180991
She was an honors students too...


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:14:35 [Preview] No.180994 del
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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:16:37 [Preview] No.180996 del
>>180993
I do believe we've found Eye-Roh-Nee.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:17:15 [Preview] No.180997 del
>>180994
Hearty kek


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:17:35 [Preview] No.180998 del
>>180994
raaauwr


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:21:32 [Preview] No.181000 del
>>180918
>Italian resturant
What dishes did you order, what was the total cost, and what score would you give the food?

>>180932
>women beaches
?

>>180942
Glad to hear you're OK


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>>180987
>>180982
>>180975
>>180974
Good morning gentlemen


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:31:48 [Preview] No.181003 del
Thinking about having a binge


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:33:00 [Preview] No.181004 del
>>181003
Thinking about trimming my fringe


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:40:15 [Preview] No.181005 del
>>181002
Why didn't he do that to a double whopper?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:42:12 [Preview] No.181006 del
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I really want them to make another alien vs predator game. It's my favorite franchise ever, in spite of some crap movies.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:43:32 [Preview] No.181007 del
>>181005
Maybe he thunk of best idea.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:46:36 [Preview] No.181008 del
Straight to the arse.


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:51:11 [Preview] No.181010 del
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>>181003
You've earned it m8.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:51:23 [Preview] No.181011 del
>>181006
No, the best computer games were:
Kings Quest I-IV
Space Quest I-III
Leisure Suit Larry I-III
The Colonel's Bequest
[Sierra did away with the typing interface after those]
Sniper Elite V2
Hitman Absolution
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Uncharted 1-3


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:52:26 [Preview] No.181012 del
>>181011
Slime world on sega and atari.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:53:34 [Preview] No.181013 del
>>180989
Family will now sue the state and make millions.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:54:10 [Preview] No.181014 del
>>181011
>No, the best computer games were:
>Kings Quest I-IV
>Space Quest I-III
What was life like when you were a little girl?


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:55:32 [Preview] No.181015 del
>>181014
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:58:25 [Preview] No.181017 del
>>181013
I don't disagree with their right but I do hate the principal that civil cases have made a lot of pointless bullshit safety regulations. Knowing it is wet might slow you down but if you slip you slip and that happens.


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 22:59:13 [Preview] No.181019 del
>>180995
It's sexist memes like this that perpetuate gender stereotypes and hold back women!


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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:04:34 [Preview] No.181022 del
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SAPOL are now patrolling the streets (Rundle Mall etc) with AR-15s.
I also like the way they have fitted iron sights and an aimpoint to the rifle, even though the iron sights can't be used with the aimpoint mounted.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:05:30 [Preview] No.181023 del
>>181003
Food, booze or wank?

>>181005
I have no direct line of contact with the individual so therefore cannot answer your question, sorry.

>>181006
Have you played the recent Predator game?

>>181011
>The Colonel's Bequest
I read that as The Colonel's Breakfast. KFC was doing a breakfast menu once, though I never tried any of it.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:06:25 [Preview] No.181024 del
>>181022
Me on the left


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:10:41 [Preview] No.181026 del
>>181023
No, hadn't even heard of Hunting Grounds before, thanks.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:10:53 [Preview] No.181027 del
>>181024
The creepy smirk on the female Magoo is disturbing. Not sure she should be holding firearms.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:12:08 [Preview] No.181028 del
>>181011
>Uncharted 1-3
What absolute shit taste


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:12:57 [Preview] No.181029 del
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>>181019
I was going to post this meme unironically, but now that I see the error of my ways and my own part in perpetuating The Patriarchy, I'm posting it ironically and in protest of sexism.


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:14:46 [Preview] No.181030 del
>>181028
I'm telling my Mummybot on you!


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:14:58 [Preview] No.181031 del
>>181029
are you going to be a stripper for me


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:16:40 [Preview] No.181032 del
>>180566
I ended up winning $90, which gives me a profit of $30.

>>181022
Now that's scary. We can't even get a pellet gun...


NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 23:17:47 [Preview] No.