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NEET General #199 - Uncommon Pepe Edition NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:01:06 [Preview] No. 197198
A good NEET keeps his Pepes fresh.

Old Thread: >>196194


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:02:48 [Preview] No.197202 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:04:13 [Preview] No.197206 del
Nice thread, I like it. 10/10, good job, you should be proud.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:08:56 [Preview] No.197208 del
Nice pepe


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:09:10 [Preview] No.197209 del
uwu daddy


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:10:44 [Preview] No.197210 del
How many of you saw fraud with that gay marriage plebiscite thing a few years ago?
My step-father went around stealing the letters from other peoples letter boxes to vote fraudulently and didn't understand why I went off at him.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:12:11 [Preview] No.197211 del
Nuro held up a 24 hour Chemist Warehouse for some fentanyl patches once.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:15:11 [Preview] No.197212 del
>>197210
I didn't care then, and I don't care now.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:16:14 [Preview] No.197213 del
>>197212
Well you can get married now if you want


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:16:27 [Preview] No.197214 del
>>197210
did he vote for or against?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:17:50 [Preview] No.197215 del
>>197208
I agree. Though the animated gifs seem to use more RAM than static images.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:18:35 [Preview] No.197216 del
Thinking of pizza and wings


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:18:38 [Preview] No.197217 del
>>197214
Against.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:18:40 [Preview] No.197218 del
Yeah I was kinda trying to find out where the inspection is for the train, nothing will happen for a while, people are scared. Tracker will show if it stops at B order town


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:19:27 [Preview] No.197219 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:19:41 [Preview] No.197220 del
>>197217
Was he salty he lost? Boomers got hella made about that one


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:20:08 [Preview] No.197221 del
Mad* fucking phone poster me


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:20:12 [Preview] No.197222 del
>>197216
Grab me a Prawn pizza please.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.197223 del
Oh Noice. A new thread appears and THE BASED ONE ARRIVES

==BASED=


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:20:33 [Preview] No.197224 del
>>197198
This pepe was used on NEET Gen #43


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:21:21 [Preview] No.197225 del
I was going to vote AGAINST gay marriage but I recall this guy in a bear relationship and he did me a favor when I was looking for work. I never saw him again and he'll never know but I voted FOR to settle the favor.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:21:53 [Preview] No.197226 del
>>197223
Back from a long day sucking dicks at the beat?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.197227 del
I've got nothing against poofters marrying as long as you don't expect me to watch.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:22:52 [Preview] No.197228 del
>>197225
>this guy in a bear relationship
mmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:22:57 [Preview] No.197229 del
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>>197223
RESCALE IMAGE AND RE BASED


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:00 [Preview] No.197230 del
>>197226
>at the beat?
DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:26 [Preview] No.197231 del
>>197223
Can you go back to codeine now that you've had a taste of fentanyl?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.197232 del
>>197227
Is there a gay wedding twitch TV?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:34 [Preview] No.197233 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:47 [Preview] No.197234 del
>>197225
> did me a favor when I was looking for work
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:49 [Preview] No.197235 del
>>197200
is he held up by abbos?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:23:51 [Preview] No.197236 del
>>197226
Poorly bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:24:07 [Preview] No.197237 del
>>197232
Dunno,probably


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.197238 del
>>197226
no i am just going to suck the salt out of your vagina with an industrial vacuum cleaner yeeeeee haaaa


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.197239 del
>>197229
Hi Nuro. Beautiful image. Based as fuck.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:24:47 [Preview] No.197240 del
Nuro was my childhood hero.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.197241 del
>>197235
The Abbos hold us all up daily both spiritually and morally


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:25:03 [Preview] No.197242 del
>>197231
poor quality information


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:25:20 [Preview] No.197243 del
>>197234
yeah the beardo rang up his old workplace and hit them up about vacancies.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.197244 del
>>197236
Nah nuros a raging fag its perfectly bantered


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:25:27 [Preview] No.197245 del
>>197238
Now this is poorly bantered.
4chan/10 nuro,bad boy.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:25:33 [Preview] No.197246 del
>>197238
Hot!
Put it on my chips afterwards.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:00 [Preview] No.197247 del
Going to take a piss and go to uni.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:05 [Preview] No.197248 del
>>197236
Nice to know.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:22 [Preview] No.197249 del
>>197247
>piss
*tinkle


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:24 [Preview] No.197250 del
>>197243
That's pretty good of him.
I've known a few good poofs and they've tended to be the ones who didn't talk about being a poof all the time.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:30 [Preview] No.197251 del
>>197247
Good luck and be safe.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.197252 del
Didn't drink last night
First time in a while

To compensate I left work early, bought me some 20 standards and smoked doobies in the afternoon sun sat right in my cute little suburban unit courtyard
Might take the morning off tomorrow to leisurely recover.
Life is grand, working from home during summer is going to be fantastic.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:27:35 [Preview] No.197253 del
>>197247
Good luck m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:28:12 [Preview] No.197254 del
Maybe its time to cum on some leaves


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:28:34 [Preview] No.197255 del
>>197254
Stay the fuck away from my tomatoes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:28:53 [Preview] No.197256 del
>>197247
Watch out for the gnomes m8, they come out at night, mostly.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:29:25 [Preview] No.197257 del
>>197254
Making some Caesar salad dressing?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:30:01 [Preview] No.197258 del
>>197257
I didn't know old Jules wanked on leaves


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.197259 del
>>197255
Are you sure? Looks like they need some of hobos famous fertiliser!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:30:24 [Preview] No.197260 del
How different is the programming you do in uni courses from life as a professional programmer?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:30:26 [Preview] No.197261 del
>>197255
As we speak the moths are eating your drying tomatoes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.197262 del
>>197258
It concerns me you remeber her name


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.197263 del
>>197238
you can actually kill somebody if you shoot air up an orifice like that


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:31:29 [Preview] No.197264 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:31:51 [Preview] No.197265 del
10K, what are your thoughts on dealers that spray their bud with water before selling it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:32:12 [Preview] No.197266 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:32:21 [Preview] No.197267 del
>>197261
They don't do that
>>197262
Jules is my hero


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:32:58 [Preview] No.197268 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:32:58 [Preview] No.197269 del
>>197265
They're faggots
A mate of mine vac seals his before it's fully fry,they shrink 2-3g


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:02 [Preview] No.197270 del
>>197263
Webby did that to me with a ping-pong paddle once.
I've been shitting pancakes ever since.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:25 [Preview] No.197271 del
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BASED


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:31 [Preview] No.197272 del
>>197269
>>197265
Is that to up the weight?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:37 [Preview] No.197273 del
>>197267
>They don't do that
If not them it must be the silver fish eating all the profits.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:40 [Preview] No.197274 del
>>197224
How do you know?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:33:57 [Preview] No.197275 del
>>197263
Wouldn't mind a massage wench playing with my bum furiously


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:34:00 [Preview] No.197276 del
>>197229
B A S E D


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.197277 del
>>197271
I can't even tell if this is really nuro anymore.
These posts are fucking parody level.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.197278 del
>The NEET Council reacting predictably to a suggestion of larger shares for the common NEET


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:34:40 [Preview] No.197279 del
>>197269
Based, I knew you were one of the good ones. You most likely talked about this before anyway though.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:35:15 [Preview] No.197280 del
>>197260
In my experience its like this

Uni:
Learning OOP in Java.
Learning android development in Java
Some more modern stuff in Python

Real life:

Web apps combined with devops
Serverless, json, apis, AWS, etc
C# for excel reports from an API


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:35:20 [Preview] No.197281 del
>>197267
Haha really, she is lefty as fuck fellas, travels with trans people.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:35:25 [Preview] No.197282 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:35:32 [Preview] No.197283 del
Are any of you neets coming to the movie night on Satuday?
I am really looking forward to it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:36:14 [Preview] No.197284 del
>>197271
My next bike to steal


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:36:28 [Preview] No.197285 del
>>197268
Not the same without the picture.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:36:39 [Preview] No.197286 del
>>197281
>she
I'm talking about Julius Caesar you strange grotty little man


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:36:57 [Preview] No.197287 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:37:02 [Preview] No.197288 del
>>197281
What are you talking about?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:37:13 [Preview] No.197289 del
>>197271
Magnificent.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:37:43 [Preview] No.197290 del
>>197283
I was going to but might not be able to :-(


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:37:57 [Preview] No.197291 del
>>197283
Nah those things suck. Even worse than Monaro's shitty fake soccer game things.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:38:14 [Preview] No.197292 del
>>197283
I might but I'm leaving if that NEET touches my leg again.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:38:22 [Preview] No.197293 del
>>197288
I'm saying you guys woulnt like her cause youre all right wing


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.197294 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:38:36 [Preview] No.197295 del
>>197277
Seething


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:39:33 [Preview] No.197296 del
>>197293
Oh, ok.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:39:37 [Preview] No.197297 del
>>197293
SenileNEET.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:39:46 [Preview] No.197298 del
>>197286
Cock gobbler of rome


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.197299 del
>>197292
I didn't mind the touching but it was when one of the Russians put his finger up my neet bottom I found disturbing.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:40:57 [Preview] No.197300 del
>>197298
M8,the guy got a month named after him.
Doesn't matter how many cocks he sucked.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:41:40 [Preview] No.197301 del
>>197299
That was no Russian it was NK in a furry hat


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:42:00 [Preview] No.197302 del
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>>197222
It's done.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:42:55 [Preview] No.197303 del
>>197302
I get whoke pizzas from the bin neetos


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:43:05 [Preview] No.197304 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.197305 del
>>197302
3.75 liters of drink, thristy neet


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:44:17 [Preview] No.197306 del
>>197302
Thanks m8, I'll pay you back next payday, or the one after ok.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:44:55 [Preview] No.197307 del
>>197305
One for each pizza,he knows the drill.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:45:22 [Preview] No.197308 del
So my boomer neighbour rescued my parcel. Just spent the last half hour or so hearing about his rose bushes and black spot and his kitchen reno and the like. Doing a poo now. First one since Monday night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:45:44 [Preview] No.197309 del
>>197302
Can I borrow $140 ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:46:21 [Preview] No.197310 del
>>197308
Are you toilet posting ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.197311 del
What's NK up to?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:46:48 [Preview] No.197312 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:47:29 [Preview] No.197313 del
>>197312
Move over Nuro. This is what we call based.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:47:54 [Preview] No.197315 del
>>197311
Not posting poo pictures


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:48:24 [Preview] No.197316 del
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>>197277
>>197284
>>197287
>>197289

Took a photo of this at lookout and i edited in the usual based fasion


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:48:40 [Preview] No.197317 del
>>197315
He gives them to 4chan now apparently
The dirty slut


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:49:23 [Preview] No.197318 del
>>197316
The job done on this is so good it took me a while to notice.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:49:24 [Preview] No.197319 del
>>197315
The named neets start believing theyโ€™re better than everybody else.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:49:42 [Preview] No.197320 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:49:47 [Preview] No.197321 del
>>197319
They need to be knocked down a peg or two.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:49:51 [Preview] No.197322 del
>>197315
Shame, you neets remeber the poo hand photo?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:50:10 [Preview] No.197323 del
>>197319
We are.
Get back in your corner peasant.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:51:06 [Preview] No.197324 del
>>197322
yes,who would ever forget that neet


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.197325 del
>>197322
That vile act was Hobo, if I remember correctly


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.197326 del
The bumrash photo was quite horrific.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:52:03 [Preview] No.197327 del
>>197325
Ahh the good old days, easy way to reach infamy hahaha


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:52:47 [Preview] No.197328 del
>>197252
Good one Weber.

>>197283
My local cinema will be playing Jurassic Park next month. And I'm fucking going!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:53:02 [Preview] No.197329 del
>>197327
A new NEET would have to get shit on both hands and feet to get that sort of respect now


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:56:26 [Preview] No.197330 del
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Methboong is happy


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:56:38 [Preview] No.197331 del
>>197322
Fucking hell, I forgot about that.
The fucker did it twice IIRC.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:56:44 [Preview] No.197332 del
>>197308
Those boomers are good for some things right? A zoomer would've given zero fucks.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:57:05 [Preview] No.197333 del
Does anyone still have those photos?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:57:21 [Preview] No.197334 del
>>197332
A coomer would've wanked on it


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:57:56 [Preview] No.197335 del
>>197215
Why do you suppose that is?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.197336 del
>>197333
Lost in the old 8chan gen, I can make a new photo if I get bored enough.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:59:05 [Preview] No.197337 del
>>197328
>Good one Weber.
That wasn't me, you misguided individual


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:59:24 [Preview] No.197338 del
RIP in pieces my arsehole


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:59:28 [Preview] No.197339 del
>>197291
This film is pretty good.
Can you at least start watching it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 08:59:43 [Preview] No.197340 del
>>197337
You are not a consumer of the old tomatoes I thought.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:00:02 [Preview] No.197341 del
>>197316
Straight to the arse.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:00:21 [Preview] No.197342 del
>>197304
>>197323
Nuro had me thrown to the lions once.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:00:25 [Preview] No.197343 del
>>197333
LoreNEET has ALL THE PHOTOS


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:14 [Preview] No.197344 del
>>197342
You deserved it for not being based enough


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:19 [Preview] No.197345 del
>>197302
You forgot dessert.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:22 [Preview] No.197346 del
>>197337
That's twice you have corrected him.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:31 [Preview] No.197347 del
>>197343
and more still


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:34 [Preview] No.197348 del
>>197341
poorly bantered

>>197342
accurate t. REX IMPERIVM


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:01:52 [Preview] No.197349 del
>>197346
He should hope there isn't a third.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:02:05 [Preview] No.197350 del
I want some icecream.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:02:17 [Preview] No.197351 del
>>197348
BASED-A-SAURUS-REX


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:02:24 [Preview] No.197352 del
>>197337
Shuddup and kiss me FAT BOY!!!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:02:45 [Preview] No.197353 del
Who keeps dick riding nuro?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:02:51 [Preview] No.197354 del
Nuro would make a great Roman Emperor tbqh
He's already perfected the sister fucking


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.197355 del
>>197345
Plenty of sugar in those drinks


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:03:46 [Preview] No.197356 del
>>197353
we all do


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:04:24 [Preview] No.197357 del
>>197356
Nah only bitches dick ride nuro


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:04:38 [Preview] No.197358 del
I'm considering giving the corvette to Nuro


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:05:11 [Preview] No.197359 del
Do you remember the turtle incident with Jeb Bush? The reporters were mocking the fuck out of him and he thought they were genuinely interested in his turtles. That is nuro with this nuro-lover.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:06:03 [Preview] No.197360 del
>>197358
Stop impersonating me. You did it a few times last night after I'd gone to bed.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:06:09 [Preview] No.197361 del
I'd let nuro fuck my monaro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:06:17 [Preview] No.197362 del
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>tfw impersonating Webby


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:06:23 [Preview] No.197363 del
>>197353
I just want him to notice me


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:06:40 [Preview] No.197364 del
>>197360
Nah, that was someone else,sorry m8.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:07:17 [Preview] No.197365 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:08:12 [Preview] No.197366 del
I'm considering giving Cindy to Nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:08:21 [Preview] No.197367 del
>>197364
I'm not that bothered.
This morning I posted that Alex Jones video with Nuro's flag.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:08:34 [Preview] No.197368 del
Going to have a break and have some oranges that I bought today.
An aldi is opening near me soon.
Very excited.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:08:45 [Preview] No.197369 del
I'm considering giving the tomato crop to Nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.197370 del
>>197367
You vile rotter!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:09:36 [Preview] No.197371 del
I'm considering giving the garlic bread to Nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:10:46 [Preview] No.197372 del
>>197368
I wish I had an aldi nearby


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:12:03 [Preview] No.197373 del
Faarken ey cuzn, that Nuro whoitefella is based ey


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:12:05 [Preview] No.197374 del
Aldi's nuts!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:12:54 [Preview] No.197375 del
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>>197307
Yeah buddy


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:13:41 [Preview] No.197376 del
>>197375
A bit heavy on the crust. I hope you enjoy your feast however.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:13:54 [Preview] No.197377 del
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imagine if we had... some kind of app... that allowed us to notify people... who were exposed


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:14:14 [Preview] No.197378 del
>>197367
Are you the same NEET who needed to wash?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:14:49 [Preview] No.197379 del
>>197377
O... kay...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:14:53 [Preview] No.197380 del
>>197377
instead of the current app that like just disconnects every bluetooth device you have and burns your battery and turns your kids into psychopaths


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:15:17 [Preview] No.197381 del
>>197375
Feed = power


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:15:40 [Preview] No.197382 del
>>197378
I'm not sure? I washed on Tuesday morning after 3 weeks or something.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:16:03 [Preview] No.197383 del
>>197375
Tsk, tsk, tsk.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.197384 del
>>197375
Very nice m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:17:57 [Preview] No.197385 del
>>197382
>after 3 weeks or something
I'm trying really hard not to be a nasty NEET after reading this comment. Trying really fucking hard.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:19:27 [Preview] No.197387 del
>>197385
Imagine the manly NEET fragrance


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.197388 del
>>197382
I've had the same clothes on for 2 weeks


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:21:22 [Preview] No.197389 del
>>197388
That's nothing I don't even get out of my chair to take a shit any more


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:22:09 [Preview] No.197390 del
>>197389
I can't even get out of my chair anymore.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:22:43 [Preview] No.197391 del
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>>197381
Big powerful exec NEETs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:23:13 [Preview] No.197392 del
>>197390
I ate my chair


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:24:39 [Preview] No.197393 del
I love the greasy stains on his shirt.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:25:01 [Preview] No.197394 del
Oh, the Abelour was extremely nice and produced no hangover.
Very good whisky.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.197395 del
>>197392
you dont understand the chair. I was born to the chair, molded by it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:25:41 [Preview] No.197396 del
>>197393
I love how unhappy the blonde girl is
And I'm not a woman hater


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:26:20 [Preview] No.197397 del
>>197395
Did your plan involving pooing in the chair?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:28:33 [Preview] No.197398 del
We really should have a Most Fragrant NEET contest.
Who volunteers to travel around and sniff all the NEETs ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:28:35 [Preview] No.197399 del
>>197382
It wasn't you then. It was >>196968 from previous thread. That made me laugh with the Bill O'Reilly video.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:28:43 [Preview] No.197400 del
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Just had an explosive poo, not sure my toilet will ever be the same.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:29:28 [Preview] No.197401 del
>>197385
It would also be pretty slow given he told us last week.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.197402 del
>>197398
Me 10k


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:29:55 [Preview] No.197403 del
>>197375
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:30:01 [Preview] No.197404 del
>>197400
A shattered shit.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:30:11 [Preview] No.197405 del
>>197400
Dumb post.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:30:41 [Preview] No.197406 del
>>197403
You sound like a boomer with his mulcher on.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:31:10 [Preview] No.197407 del
>>197393
Mummybot found a cum stain on one of my shirts this week, as she was asking about the stain.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:31:32 [Preview] No.197408 del
>>197406
Moderately bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:32:01 [Preview] No.197409 del
>>197407
Whose cum was it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:32:06 [Preview] No.197410 del
Toilet cakes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:33:49 [Preview] No.197411 del
Mobile legends


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:35:56 [Preview] No.197412 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:36:38 [Preview] No.197413 del
>>197408
Nice to know.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.197414 del
>>197405
Dumb reply.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:37:14 [Preview] No.197415 del
>>197399
That was me


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:37:32 [Preview] No.197416 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:38:09 [Preview] No.197417 del
>>197403
Hold still why I karate chop you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:38:25 [Preview] No.197418 del
10K would smell the nicest due to the tomatoes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:38:28 [Preview] No.197419 del
What is in my mind is getting an escort.

I am denied from being able to feel a female's skin.
I have to pay 400 dollars an hour for it.
So unfair.
Chad gets it for free.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:38:39 [Preview] No.197420 del
Damn these vile impersonations.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:39:32 [Preview] No.197421 del
The sabudana vada was good, but the sabudana khichdi was awful


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:39:33 [Preview] No.197422 del
>>197415
Did you wash it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:40:35 [Preview] No.197423 del
The Russian and the Poojeeta came to talk to me today (separately).


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:40:43 [Preview] No.197424 del
>>197422
Wash it real good


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:41:00 [Preview] No.197425 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.197426 del
Is the NEET that's learning Russian here? I missed his reply when I asked last night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:41:20 [Preview] No.197427 del
>>197419
Need and want are two different words. I don't need a Dutch oven, I want it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:41:43 [Preview] No.197428 del
>>197419
>I am denied from being able to feel a female's skin.
Smooth.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:42:35 [Preview] No.197429 del
>>197426
He did reply to you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:42:44 [Preview] No.197430 del
>>197423
How is Russian going? I was thinking about her today.

What did honorary Aryan want?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:43:08 [Preview] No.197431 del
>>197428
Well bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:43:13 [Preview] No.197432 del
>>197419
Hey,Jesus hug out with whores.
I hope you're not claiming to be better than Jesus.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:43:33 [Preview] No.197433 del
>>197427
Nah mate, everyone needs a Dutch oven. Just most don't realise that.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:44:20 [Preview] No.197434 del
>>197429
I missed his reply when I asked last night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:44:39 [Preview] No.197435 del
>>197433
I heard Nuro has a douche oven.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:45:28 [Preview] No.197436 del
>>197435
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:45:48 [Preview] No.197437 del
>>197436
Your mum is poorly dressed


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:45:59 [Preview] No.197438 del
>>197436
>>197431
Nice to know.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:46:09 [Preview] No.197439 del
Is poorly bantered the new vile?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:46:28 [Preview] No.197440 del
>>197192
Nuro actually came up with the idea for wikileaks, but jules stole it so he could use his fame to bang swedish whores.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.197441 del
>>197439
Vile posts are actually worth something, so no.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:01 [Preview] No.197442 del
>>197430
The Russian is going well. This was her first proper week back since all of the bat AIDS stuff kicked off in March. Apparently she has been speaking to the guy I used to work with (who got sacked after his sperg out) and wants to organise coffee for us.

The honorary Aryan just came by to see how I was and say whatever other random stuff was in her head. The last thing she always says is take care for some reason.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.197443 del
>>197441
Poorly bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:09 [Preview] No.197444 del
>>197437
She is. She dresses badly for her figure. You can see all the fat rolls.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:24 [Preview] No.197445 del
>>197442
Portly banter.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:43 [Preview] No.197446 del
>>197444
I am sorry


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:47:56 [Preview] No.197447 del
I've come to despise my second wage


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:48:05 [Preview] No.197448 del
>>197435
>douche
this is a terrible seppo insult and one of my pet peeves


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:48:28 [Preview] No.197449 del
>>197448
It's how women clean their vaginas


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:48:40 [Preview] No.197450 del
>>197449
He wouldn't know that.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:48:46 [Preview] No.197451 del
>>197445
I'll let you have that one. You have a better command of English than most NOOTs.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:49:20 [Preview] No.197452 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:49:27 [Preview] No.197453 del
>>197449
The vagina is self-cleaning.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:50:02 [Preview] No.197454 del
>>197453
Yes but they stink then.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:50:05 [Preview] No.197455 del
>>197447
You might need it after the canoodling incident at the other place.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:50:09 [Preview] No.197456 del
>>197451
Most have the reading comprehension of a dyslexic Indian on here lately.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:50:24 [Preview] No.197457 del
>>197403
Give us a break. They were sold out of the 'chicken mignon on hash-brown base topped with Mersey Valley cheese pizzas'...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:50:28 [Preview] No.197458 del
>>197455
>canoodling


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:51:18 [Preview] No.197459 del
>>197458
It's like kayaking but wearing a condom


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:52:36 [Preview] No.197460 del
>>197455
That is the second wage, it's a very drab place


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:53:07 [Preview] No.197461 del
>>197442
Sounds like you should have two coffee dates lined up.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:53:08 [Preview] No.197462 del
>>197426
I am here.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:53:46 [Preview] No.197463 del
>>197460
Most people are lucky to have one job these days, Shitey. If you hate it, let it go, otherwise just count your blessings and your money.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.197464 del
>>197453
I think it is mostly a thing that negresses do.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:54:32 [Preview] No.197465 del
>>197462
Have you heard of Busuu? You have to pay for it to get the full thing but it offers Russian. Might be useful, just so you're aware.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:55:06 [Preview] No.197466 del
Kiwi IPs map to the Bangladeshi flag whilst South Australian IPs often map to the Chink flag.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.197467 del
>>197465
No, I hadn't heard of it.
Thanks for letting me know neet.
I'll see how I go.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:56:14 [Preview] No.197468 del
>>197464
seppos are also very uptight (tee hee) about their vagenes for some reason
if they're not douching, they're seeing a gynocologist every other week
probably stems from their puritanical bullshit and expulsion from europe back in the day


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:56:23 [Preview] No.197469 del
>>197466
It's all part of the Hungarians master plan to confuse the CIA and get more bread and butter


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:57:25 [Preview] No.197470 del
>>197469
is that, ah, thing, still happening on movie night?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:57:40 [Preview] No.197471 del
>>197433
They are expensive and quite cumbersome.

>>197434
If only the old threads were archived...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:58:34 [Preview] No.197472 del
>>197470
I have the chloroform and Possum will have the rope and bag


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:58:43 [Preview] No.197473 del
>>197461
I think the Poojeeta comes with too much baggage, namely a pajeet kid and a live-in mother.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 09:59:44 [Preview] No.197474 del
>>197472
say no more


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:00:17 [Preview] No.197475 del
>>197474
no more


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:00:20 [Preview] No.197476 del
>>197471
Mate, when I say I missed his reply I meant in the sense that I had already gone to bed when he responded. I just wanted to tell him about that site when he was here, to confirm that he was made away of it. Don't be a cunt.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:00:37 [Preview] No.197477 del
>>197475
why I oughta...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:00:47 [Preview] No.197478 del
6pm,jolly good,time for a dram


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:01:17 [Preview] No.197479 del
>>197474
No more.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:01:19 [Preview] No.197480 del
It's Seroquel time


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:02:07 [Preview] No.197481 del
>>197478
Imagine running on Perth time.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:02:11 [Preview] No.197482 del
How expensive is real doctors Viagra ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:02:36 [Preview] No.197483 del
>>197481
It's fucking awesome m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.197484 del
>>197376
I've eaten 8 mixed slices, so basically 1 pizza. Food (and goon) coma incoming.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:02:55 [Preview] No.197485 del
>>197476
It's okay neet.
I appreciate it.
Are you Soy Free?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:03:34 [Preview] No.197486 del
I am still waiting for the rest of that red-tinted NEET/whore video.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:04:07 [Preview] No.197487 del
>>197486
she's not always at the IGA


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:04:10 [Preview] No.197488 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:04:17 [Preview] No.197489 del
>>197469
*butterbrot


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:04:26 [Preview] No.197490 del
>>197484
An impressive effort, you've earned this food (and goon) coma.
>>197485
Yeah.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:05:01 [Preview] No.197491 del
>>197490
>8 slices
>impressive
Skellie detected.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:05:04 [Preview] No.197492 del
>>197489
I actually typed brottenbrut and it looked wrong, lol


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:05:42 [Preview] No.197493 del
>>197491
>Skellie detected.
I wish.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:05:51 [Preview] No.197494 del
>>197490
How are your grandparents going?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:06:03 [Preview] No.197495 del
>>197468
Puritans were pretty awesome. Unfortunately they've since been swamped by hordes of degenerate level whites, who in turn are now getting swamped by hordes of degenerate non-whites.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:06:03 [Preview] No.197496 del
>>197473
You become a true Sir at work with a strong smell if the grandmother and she was cooking for you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.197497 del
>tfw no girl to make me feel sea-sick


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.197498 del
>>197482
8 Cialis cost me $220 prescribed.
Not sure what Viagra costs.
Or whether being eligible for benefits nets one a discount.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:06:35 [Preview] No.197499 del
>>197476
m8! It's not like he said in the previous thread he was leaving forevor. Though you wouldn't even know that since you're too lazy to check. Don't be a fool.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:07:05 [Preview] No.197500 del
I always though whore looked good with her hair red


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:07:14 [Preview] No.197501 del
hey nuro I want a couple of torrents for some synthwave, not starfounder because I've got it all. Can you provide?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:07:57 [Preview] No.197502 del
>>197498
Aha,cheers.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:08:00 [Preview] No.197503 del
>>197494
They're doing well. Thanks for asking.
>>197499
Sure, I explained myself and you're continuing to be a fuckwit. Have a good night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:08:22 [Preview] No.197504 del
>>197498
whore-moans


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:08:48 [Preview] No.197505 del
>>197501
>Can you provide?
Imagine asking if Nuro can provide or not ....


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:09:03 [Preview] No.197506 del
>>197493
I have disrespected for which I apologize. Please disregard my next post where I call you a 'fool'.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:09:43 [Preview] No.197507 del
>>197503
>Have a good night.
>>197506


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:09:49 [Preview] No.197508 del
>>197498
DO I need to tell my Dr I have dick problems or can I just say I want them ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.197509 del
>>197504
She does sometimes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:11:11 [Preview] No.197510 del
>>197498
I'd have assumed Viagra would be on the PBS and therefore very cheap.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:11:20 [Preview] No.197511 del
>>197509
The moans are fake. She is a whore.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:11:32 [Preview] No.197512 del
>>197508
There's that online prescription service thing. Instant Scripts or whatever it's called. That will cost $15 for a script with no consultation.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:12:12 [Preview] No.197513 del
>>197510
Imagine making the taxpayers foot the bill for impotent boomers to get their dicks hard.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.197514 del
>>197511
No I don't get her to do that, lol


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.197515 del
>>197508
Is this 10K with the heart problem? I'd talk to a doctor if so.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:12:53 [Preview] No.197516 del
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>>197486
>red-tinted NEET


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:13:00 [Preview] No.197517 del
>>197499
something really crawled up your arse m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.197518 del
>>197515
I refuse to confirm or deny my identity


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.197519 del
I think 10K likes to pretend his heart problem doesn't exist.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:15:14 [Preview] No.197520 del
>>197508
Just say you want dick problems ;)


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:15:16 [Preview] No.197521 del
>>197519
Shut up
Carry on NEETs, nothing to see here


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:16:24 [Preview] No.197523 del
Actually it's a year ago next week I had my heart attack


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:17:03 [Preview] No.197524 del
>>197523
Are you doing what your doctors have told you?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:17:58 [Preview] No.197525 del
>>197524
kek do you even have to ask


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:18:04 [Preview] No.197526 del
>>197524
Pretty much,except I'm still smoking.
I've been drinking extra whisky though to balance it out.
Seriously, I eat well and do a lot of exercise


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:18:32 [Preview] No.197527 del
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>>197524
Of course!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:19:06 [Preview] No.197528 del
>>197526
>do a lot of exercise
whore doesn't count


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:20:32 [Preview] No.197529 del
>>197528
Kek,she bloody well does.
I walk 8-12km a day and do a half hour or so of light weights.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:20:54 [Preview] No.197530 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:22:25 [Preview] No.197531 del
>>197495
Puritans were the forerunners to the modern day leftists m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:23:03 [Preview] No.197532 del
>>197517
And died by the smell of it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:23:49 [Preview] No.197533 del
>>197530
Reminds me of that video of the autistic girl in a bikini rubbing peanut butter all over herself.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:23:53 [Preview] No.197534 del
>>197510
Some PBS medications have restrictions that it can only be used for particular treatments. It can be prescribed beyond those treatments but it is as a private script.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:24:51 [Preview] No.197535 del
>>197531
IS that you Moldbug NEET?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:25:05 [Preview] No.197536 del
>>197531
Yeah, but they outlawed degeneracy rather than embracing it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:25:13 [Preview] No.197537 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:25:35 [Preview] No.197538 del
Might chuck a sickie tomorrow


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:26:11 [Preview] No.197539 del
>>197536
When degeneracy becomes normal the puritan is the degenerate


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:26:56 [Preview] No.197540 del
>>197538
Do it,fuck 'em m8, they're a bunch of wankers


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:27:24 [Preview] No.197541 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:27:46 [Preview] No.197542 del
>I heard Webby doesn't even suck penis,what a weirdo


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:28:21 [Preview] No.197543 del
>>197540

I'm already 14 standards deep I may as well
It's not like they'll sack me


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:28:25 [Preview] No.197544 del
>>197542
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.197545 del
>>197542
How embarrassing.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:28:52 [Preview] No.197546 del
>>197543
Three day weekend is always nice too


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:28:57 [Preview] No.197547 del
>>197541
Are you reading gray mirror?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:29:09 [Preview] No.197548 del
>>197543
The carbohydrates from those drinks are going straight to the arse.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:29:14 [Preview] No.197549 del
All the cool NEETs spend the night at the toilets entertaining the lads these days.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:29:48 [Preview] No.197550 del
>>197548
Nice and plump rump.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:30:08 [Preview] No.197551 del
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>>197535
Yeah, busted.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:30:24 [Preview] No.197552 del
>>197549
I tried to hang out at the toilet block but they called me "straight boy" and mocked my heterosexuallity


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:30:28 [Preview] No.197553 del
>>197534
Thank you and good night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:31:33 [Preview] No.197554 del
>>197552
They were just the nasty ones, you need to find yourself a toilet block full of nice fellas to look after you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:32:31 [Preview] No.197555 del
>>197554
A good toilet block these days is hard to find


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:33:10 [Preview] No.197556 del
>>197555
Ain't that the truth.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.197557 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:35:25 [Preview] No.197558 del
>>197547
No, I'm a bit out of the loop on nrx stuff atm.
Just looking at it now. Do you recommend it?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:35:40 [Preview] No.197559 del
Might buy some more drinks and get super maggoted before a dry month


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:36:56 [Preview] No.197560 del
>>197558
>Do you recommend it?
There are just a few essays up. I don't think it is his best work but I liked the last one.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:37:02 [Preview] No.197561 del
>>197559
>before a dry month
I think you need to stop kidding yourself, mate.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:37:29 [Preview] No.197562 del
>>197559
>Might buy some more drinks and get super maggoted
I predict you will do this.

>before a dry month
I predict you will not do this.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:37:30 [Preview] No.197563 del
These are two of the vile Hungarian Harlots
I'm startin to have second thoughts about this whole kidnapping thing


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:37:59 [Preview] No.197564 del
>>197559
Get a nice bottle of whisky and get all fucked up m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:38:18 [Preview] No.197566 del
>>197556
Sometimes the truth is just hard to swallow.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:40:12 [Preview] No.197567 del
I want a blowjob now.
Fuck you NEETs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:41:01 [Preview] No.197568 del
>>197567
Fuck me instead.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:41:11 [Preview] No.197569 del
>>197563
I had a Woodman Casting VHS tape back in the day when he went to Hungary. They looked much nicer than those two.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:41:51 [Preview] No.197570 del
>>197568
Pah, you are not worthy of my seed*


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:43:12 [Preview] No.197571 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uqQY8d3iZqs [Embed]
Years later and this video just makes me feel both fucking terrible about my life but also motivates me to do something. I don't know what, but something.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:43:15 [Preview] No.197572 del
>>197570
I wasn't worthy of the Dutch oven but look at where I am today.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:43:35 [Preview] No.197573 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:43:40 [Preview] No.197574 del
>>197569
Bit rude to discuss such things here m8, the Hungarian admin wouldn't like that.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:43:58 [Preview] No.197575 del
>>197567
Start doing stretching exercises. You can make it.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:44:01 [Preview] No.197576 del
>>197571
> I don't know what, but something
Shave your head


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:44:53 [Preview] No.197577 del
>>197575
Well bantered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.197578 del
Holy shit
Google image Drunk Hungarian
They're basically boongs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:45:44 [Preview] No.197579 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:46:07 [Preview] No.197580 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:46:09 [Preview] No.197581 del
>>197578
We are boongs.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:46:19 [Preview] No.197582 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:46:32 [Preview] No.197583 del
>>197576
It has brought me to tears before, no joke.
I just feel very empty and hollow at the moment. I think men in general crave duty, and I have none.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:46:43 [Preview] No.197584 del
>>197578
Is Beyonce Hungarian?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:47:41 [Preview] No.197585 del
>>197583
>duty
purpose


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:48:26 [Preview] No.197586 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:51:11 [Preview] No.197587 del
>>197585
I suppose, yeah. I want a family and I want something good to do.
Kaczynski said that to be happy humans need:
1) Goals that require effort to achieve
2) At least partial success in achieving these goals.
I commit myself to shit, self improvement type stuff but I know it isn't want I really want in the long run.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:51:22 [Preview] No.197588 del
>>197586
So drunk he fucked his right hand past the elbow. It extends too far forward and or bent.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:51:32 [Preview] No.197589 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0QKtJYEjck [Embed]


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:52:03 [Preview] No.197590 del
>>197587
Image is ironic for you autistic neets btw


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:52:59 [Preview] No.197591 del
>>197587
There are some good points of information in 'Hoew to win friends and influence' that I am reading at the moment.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:54:24 [Preview] No.197592 del
>>197588
Haven't you ever got on the piss and woke up with one arm longer than it should be?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:55:34 [Preview] No.197593 del
>>197589
Nice entertaining television


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:55:55 [Preview] No.197594 del
How to be BASED and Influence EVERYONE is a better book.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 10:58:44 [Preview] No.197595 del
Seroquel is starting to take effect


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:02:46 [Preview] No.197596 del
>>197592
All have had a very an aesthetic appearance to them but they have all been functional.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:03:34 [Preview] No.197597 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.197598 del
>>197595
Hope it helps you. Good night NEET.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:07:12 [Preview] No.197599 del
>>197228
Rawr xd


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:07:34 [Preview] No.197600 del
>>197596
aboriginal aesthetic arm appearance


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:08:13 [Preview] No.197601 del
>>197229
>>197229
Based, I'll make it into a banner later.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:08:52 [Preview] No.197602 del
>>197601
I'll whine like a cunt if you do


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:14:02 [Preview] No.197603 del
>>197263
Bumfingering to the extreme.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:15:44 [Preview] No.197604 del
Going to put this text on it >>197238
>>197602


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:16:27 [Preview] No.197605 del
>>197604
That's it m8, you're CURSED


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:16:27 [Preview] No.197606 del
Going to bed. GOod night


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:16:57 [Preview] No.197607 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:02 [Preview] No.197608 del
Gonna get my harem of witches to curse some NEETs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:14 [Preview] No.197609 del
>>197606
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:18 [Preview] No.197610 del
>>197271
You damn right. ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ˜Ž


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:21 [Preview] No.197611 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:28 [Preview] No.197612 del
>>197606
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:17:45 [Preview] No.197613 del
>>197601
We have a large number of Nuro post banners.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:18:33 [Preview] No.197614 del
>>197613
I believe it is possible he may be a rustler of nocturnal neetwear


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:19:32 [Preview] No.197615 del
>>197283
Planning on it.
I don't think I've seen Ned.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:19:47 [Preview] No.197616 del
And if not he shall be CURSED with excess scrotal skin


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:22:34 [Preview] No.197617 del
>>197302
Nice.
Monaro got a party size BBQ chicken pizza, I could only eat two pieces.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:23:19 [Preview] No.197618 del
>>197304
That is a good pepe.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:23:28 [Preview] No.197619 del
I am not fond of the country that buttholes Belgium to the south.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:25:22 [Preview] No.197620 del
Hospital NEET are you feeling better? Has the swelling gone down?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:25:33 [Preview] No.197621 del
>>197316
Bit racist imo tbh


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:26:31 [Preview] No.197622 del
Ich hasse Frankreich!


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:26:38 [Preview] No.197623 del
Hey Nuro You cunt where are my torrents?!
I thought we were bestus buds


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:27:11 [Preview] No.197624 del
LUNAR DELENDA EST


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:27:28 [Preview] No.197625 del
>>197620
Nah, I'm still very sore.
And I am having intermittent fevers.
I think I will go back to the gp tomorrow, and I expect her to send me back to emergency.
I'm not in a good way.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:28:30 [Preview] No.197626 del
>>197319
>believing
Knowing *


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:29:47 [Preview] No.197627 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:30:22 [Preview] No.197628 del
>>197625
I am thinking of you mate. You will get through this.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:33:05 [Preview] No.197629 del
>>197362
I wish the impersonator would say sexy sweaty things to me in Webby's classy tone and style.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:33:10 [Preview] No.197630 del
>>197625
I hope you get better soon. If you're having fevers you should probably go soon rather than later to the emergency department. Continued fevers as a high temperature is warning sign that something is not right.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:33:37 [Preview] No.197631 del
>>197623
Nuro is highly respected in the torrenting community. He doesn't just hand out his magnet links to anybody.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:34:21 [Preview] No.197632 del
>>197628
Thank you. I think I should have been put on a drip and stayed overnight.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:35:14 [Preview] No.197633 del
I might buy a banjo.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:35:32 [Preview] No.197634 del
>>197630
Yeah, it's taking way longer than it should to recuperate.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:35:48 [Preview] No.197635 del
>>197629
>Webby Impersonations
>Three (3) (you)'s or half a vile per post
>Photoshopped nudes available on request


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:36:53 [Preview] No.197636 del
>>197634
Fluids and bedrest m8,hope you fell better soon.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:37:09 [Preview] No.197637 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:38:17 [Preview] No.197638 del
>>197635
*I'm not doing any foot fetish stuff though


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:38:23 [Preview] No.197639 del
You remember that NEET that had those three guys kick him out of his home so they could fill the mums offices?
He was a Queenslander.
Nuro may have been here a lot longer than we think.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:39:44 [Preview] No.197640 del
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>>197639
>so they could fill the mums orifices?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:40:10 [Preview] No.197641 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:40:55 [Preview] No.197642 del
Nuro has started claiming he was on 8chan's /pol/ for years which he strangely did not mention when he first arrived, he said he had just come from 4chan.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:40:57 [Preview] No.197643 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:41:47 [Preview] No.197644 del
>>197642
Nah,you're confused m8.
He created 8pol just after he taught Cheesey how to walk and talk.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:42:00 [Preview] No.197645 del
>>197643
Good night.
>>197642
That's because there's more than one Nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:42:29 [Preview] No.197646 del
>>197643
This gook is both innocent and saucy.
Gooknight m8.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:42:38 [Preview] No.197647 del
>>197640
Yeah, the mum wanted him to leave but he was a lowly NEET. He kept cunt blocking her when she had blokes around.
The last we heard was that three buff cunts drove him to a shopping center and the mum said she didn't want him back.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:42:43 [Preview] No.197648 del
>>197643
Gook night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:43:09 [Preview] No.197649 del
>>197632
You had a pajeet doctor, he may have sounded impressive but they are hopeless.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:43:10 [Preview] No.197650 del
>>197645
>That's because there's more than one Nuro.
Yeah right m8,we've got rules about that shit


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:43:11 [Preview] No.197651 del
>>197643
Good night


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:43:56 [Preview] No.197652 del
>>197647
That rings a bell actually
Would this have been on /aus/ before the split?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:45:27 [Preview] No.197653 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:45:33 [Preview] No.197654 del
>>197642
We all came from 4chan, or reddit.
I remember looking in to traffic on 8 and more people came from reddit, which was sort of surprising.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:45:33 [Preview] No.197655 del
>>197647
I am 100% convinced this is Nuro's background story now btw
We just need to flesh out a few details...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:46:01 [Preview] No.197656 del
>>197654
I bloody well didn't I came from Kiwi farms


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:46:18 [Preview] No.197657 del
>>197655
It's why he only talks to his dad now.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:47:22 [Preview] No.197658 del
>>197657
Do we have any information on just how disgusting,vile and depraved his mums celebratory gangbang was ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:47:31 [Preview] No.197659 del
>>197656
Which of the cows were you into m8? I read the amberlynn reed threads occasionally.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:47:53 [Preview] No.197660 del
>>197656
I came from 4chan. I was frequenting other imageboards, not kiwi farms though.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:48:43 [Preview] No.197661 del
>>197658
All her offices were unfit for use afterwards.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:48:49 [Preview] No.197662 del
>>197659
Chris was the only one I really followed
The place was called cwcki forums when I used to post there


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:49:45 [Preview] No.197663 del
>>197652
I think so, iirc it was before monk appeared.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:50:30 [Preview] No.197664 del
>>197649
He had a British accent.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:50:44 [Preview] No.197665 del
>>197663
Maybe the old smackhead BO is Nuros dad?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:52:47 [Preview] No.197666 del
I've fucking got it !
The three muscular guys that chucked Nuro out and banged his mum were Monaro,Nofun and Gooknight.
It all makes perfect sense now.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:55:10 [Preview] No.197667 del
>>197394
Did you have it straight or mixed?
Do you know any decent sour whiskeys?
Like actually sour?
I had one at the Bavarian a year or so ago and it was much better than any other I've had.
It had very little burn and an actual sour taste to it.
I generally don't drink spirits straight, but I could get in to that.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:55:55 [Preview] No.197668 del
>>197654
There is a big difference between those that came from 4chan in 2014 and those that came later. Especially those that came after 2016.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:56:52 [Preview] No.197669 del
>>197666
None of them are buff.
It was Monk, Shire and the NZ NEET that posted pictures of himself in his cumdies.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:57:22 [Preview] No.197670 del
But Nuro's NEETlore is so far off he blamed no fun.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 11:58:15 [Preview] No.197671 del
>>197668
What a cope.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:00:06 [Preview] No.197672 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:00:27 [Preview] No.197673 del
>>197671
You started going to 4chan in 2016 and 8chan in 2018/19?
Correct?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:01:12 [Preview] No.197674 del
>>197673
>Correct?
yesno


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:01:17 [Preview] No.197675 del
>>197668
They said the same with gg and the fappening. But I do agree.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:01:58 [Preview] No.197676 del
>>197418
My guess would be shire or shitey.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:02:14 [Preview] No.197677 del
>>197674
you do you


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:02:44 [Preview] No.197678 del
>>197676
10K would smell the nicest due to the tomatoes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:02:50 [Preview] No.197679 del
>>197421
Looks good.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:03:38 [Preview] No.197680 del
>>197678
He smells like dust and ratsack


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:03:44 [Preview] No.197681 del
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>>197149
I reckon they'll keep us locked down, I just want to be able to go outside like normal again.
>>197211
A believable tale.
>>197277
>>197353
The nuro dickriding is pretty jarring, I thought it was a joke at first but now it's turned into a shitty forced meme that nuro himself is participating in, which is making him grow too big for his boots again and act crazy.
>197578
Hungarian drunks will most be gypsies and gypsies are the boongs of Europe.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:05:25 [Preview] No.197682 del
>>197442
Naw, that's sweet.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:06:35 [Preview] No.197683 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:06:41 [Preview] No.197684 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vzW_Vh79ry8 [Embed]

gotta go to seppoland now


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:07:03 [Preview] No.197685 del
>>197667
Straight or on ice.
I like highland whiskies it turns out,they're a bit sweeter than some.
Generally the better the booze the less the burn.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:07:39 [Preview] No.197686 del
>>197466
I have never got a Chinese one, only a yank one.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:08:21 [Preview] No.197687 del
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>>197680
>>197680
>He smells like dust and ratsack


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:08:25 [Preview] No.197688 del
Good night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:08:33 [Preview] No.197689 del
>>197685
It was warm in my tummy but not on the way down.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:09:37 [Preview] No.197690 del
>>197681
>grow too big for his boots again
He'll get slapped down again soon, don't worry.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:09:39 [Preview] No.197691 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:10:06 [Preview] No.197692 del
>>197687
Old man scent.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:10:10 [Preview] No.197693 del
>>197689
Good booze just makes tummy warm


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:10:50 [Preview] No.197694 del
>>197692
I smell mature thank you very much


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:11:55 [Preview] No.197695 del
>>197482
A couple of dollars per pill.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:14:13 [Preview] No.197697 del
>>197690
>He'll get slapped down again soon, don't worry
Hopefully, I'd love to see him get wordfiltered out of existence again, the sperg out he had after that happened was very entertaining.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:14:49 [Preview] No.197698 del
>>197523
You were going to quit smoking.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:16:21 [Preview] No.197699 del
>>197543
>to be continued...


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:19:34 [Preview] No.197700 del
Fuggit, we burned up half a gen in one evening without nuro. He's not as important to the board as he would like to believe.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:23:10 [Preview] No.197701 del
>>197698
I never said any such thing and you can't prove it due to the threads disappearing


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:24:56 [Preview] No.197702 del
>>197700
I was thinking of him with every keystroke


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:25:25 [Preview] No.197703 del
>>197700
You are OBSESSED


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:25:35 [Preview] No.197704 del
>>197642
Nuro is omnipotent, omniscient and omniBASED. Never question him again.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:26:40 [Preview] No.197705 del
>>197703
Of course he is,all true NEETs are OBSSESED with nuro


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:27:53 [Preview] No.197706 del
I heard one of the NEETs dared to doubt Nuro was incredibly POPRULAR once.
Only once mind you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:36:28 [Preview] No.197707 del
>>197589
Lots of numpties.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:40:44 [Preview] No.197708 del
>>197694
Like my grandpa's bedroom.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:41:58 [Preview] No.197709 del
>>197701
You need to quit durries.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 12:44:16 [Preview] No.197710 del
>>197709
He needs them to mask the old man smell.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 18:40:34 [Preview] No.197711 del
I am the late night NEET.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:03:21 [Preview] No.197713 del
Morning neets. Slept ok for once.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:28:15 [Preview] No.197714 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:48:25 [Preview] No.197715 del
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>>197710
First you get the tomatoes
Then you get the whore
Then you get the old man smell
>>197713
>>197714
G'morning NEETs


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:49:47 [Preview] No.197716 del
>>197700
>>197702
>>197703
>>197704
>>197705
>>197706
> 310 posts since last night. Wew lads.

Morning All

Yeah i was not here last night i was at the hospital. My friend / boss got into a bad accident on the highway last night. Head injury, broken legs. Needed surgery. Should be an intetesting week. I am now responsible to keep the business running.


NEET Global volunteer 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:55:56 [Preview] No.197717 del
>>197716
I scrubbed that broken image. Post it again pls.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:57:13 [Preview] No.197718 del
>>197717
Are you daring to suggest nuro would post a broken image?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 20:58:52 [Preview] No.197719 del
>>197717
meh ill keep it broken, its relevant to the post.

sup hungbro ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:00:56 [Preview] No.197720 del
>>197718
i recently did a large backup / restore some bits might have flipped. Still got all my memes going back to '05 feels good man.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:03:23 [Preview] No.197721 del
>>197713
>>197714
Good morning.

>>197715
Good morning. Very impressive harvest.

>>197716
Good morning Nuro. I hope your friend recovers swiftly. You will be able to run the business yourself. I believe in you.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:09:28 [Preview] No.197722 del
>>197721
yeah first step is to sync his contacts over from his smashed phone, something i warned him about repeatedly


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:13:37 [Preview] No.197723 del
>>197722
>something i warned him about repeatedly
lol Nuro you should at least pretend to have empathy for other people.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:14:14 [Preview] No.197724 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:15:38 [Preview] No.197725 del
>>197718
>>197720
If a media gets posted that's already in the db then it just get referenced from there. If it's a corrupted file then the result will be a broken one.
We can scrub the file from the db, so next time when it gets posted will be correct.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:15:45 [Preview] No.197726 del
i'm sad


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:16:34 [Preview] No.197727 del
>>197721
>>197716
Good luck & hope your boss recovers quickly.
>>197715
A bountiful and beautiful harvest.
>>197714
>>197713
OK Morning. Had a terrible night. Awake since midnight and the gremlins attacked twice around 3am. Pajeet must've made the pizzas I ordered last night.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:21:04 [Preview] No.197728 del
I don't know about this Nuro has cunningly rused us in this manner before.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:23:28 [Preview] No.197729 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:23:46 [Preview] No.197730 del
>>197724
Cursed


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:24:42 [Preview] No.197731 del
>>197726
What is going on m8?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.197732 del
We have to accept the sad fact my NEET brethren that there are some nasty people who just go on the internet and tell lies.
I know,right,I was shocked too.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:25:46 [Preview] No.197733 del
>>197726
Cheer up m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:25:56 [Preview] No.197734 del
>>197728
i have nothing to gain from something happening to someone none of you know

and yeah that toilet drug ruse got you guys good friendly reminder the blue blocks were real, me being hospitalized was not


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:27:41 [Preview] No.197735 del
Possum heard Nuro standing outside his house yelling WOLF WOLF once.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:28:49 [Preview] No.197736 del
>>197724
I like to imagine nuro's business is named 'based bikes' or something similar.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:29:42 [Preview] No.197737 del
>>197736
Best Based Bikes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:31:12 [Preview] No.197738 del
>Based bikes
>No kikes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:32:48 [Preview] No.197739 del
>>197734
You will learn in time that what is real is what the neet council says is real, not what you actually remember happened.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:37:36 [Preview] No.197740 del
I hate women. Is that normal?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:42:56 [Preview] No.197741 del
>>197740
Bust a Nut Guy?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:46:30 [Preview] No.197742 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:49:39 [Preview] No.197743 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:50:33 [Preview] No.197744 del
>>197725
What did you have for dinner?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:51:46 [Preview] No.197746 del
Nuro was interviewed by the fraud squad D's once


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:51:55 [Preview] No.197747 del
>>197742
One of Cruisey's friends from 4pol.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:52:33 [Preview] No.197748 del
>>197746
and the knife squad


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:52:47 [Preview] No.197749 del
>>197747
You are spreading malcontent,Cruisey would never go to such vile places.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:54:08 [Preview] No.197750 del
>>197745
Looks like a good moofie, russ the bus is a good actor. Maybe i'll take the evening off and go and see it soon.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:54:28 [Preview] No.197751 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:54:45 [Preview] No.197752 del
>>197740
Depends on the women


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 21:58:03 [Preview] No.197753 del
>>197751
G'morning


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:02:09 [Preview] No.197754 del
>>197750
>Maybe i'll take the evening off and go and see it soon


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:06:09 [Preview] No.197755 del
I keep getting the same guy delivering uber eats to me. It's like I own my own personal pajeet.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:07:43 [Preview] No.197756 del
>>197755
I can't tell mine apart.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:09:48 [Preview] No.197757 del
Cats are the pet of choice for fudgepacker redditors.

Ever heard of a seeing eye cat, bomb or drug sniffing cat? Rescue cat? K-9 cat? Hell no. Worthless.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:10:18 [Preview] No.197758 del
>>197755
I don't understand the ones who drive around as a couple, or even a family. How boring.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:10:37 [Preview] No.197759 del
>>197748
and the doctor shopping squad.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:10:50 [Preview] No.197760 del
>>197755
> your own
> personal
> pajeet

i could do a decent cover of this https://youtube.com/watch?v=nH5zFLfS-6I [Embed]


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:11:39 [Preview] No.197761 del
>>197757
dogs are fascist patsies, cats would never work for the system, much less the pigs.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:12:22 [Preview] No.197762 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:12:27 [Preview] No.197763 del
>>197757
Cats are the pet master race. They live to rule and dominate, not to serve humans. Literally the four legged aryan.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:13:16 [Preview] No.197764 del
>>197761
There's that street dog in Brazil or somewhere who sides with the protestors and fights the police.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:14:08 [Preview] No.197765 del
might have a glass of pilk


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.197768 del
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>>197760
Hey Nuro, I've always been there for you. How about posting a couple of synthwave torrents for me, your old palNEET.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:22:59 [Preview] No.197769 del
(13.73 MB 720x720 OeTf5zXLsN-qYeZg.mp4)
Reasonably well done, even if you hate teh ABC.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:23:36 [Preview] No.197770 del
>>197768
Have you been there with him since the start like Possum has?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:28:44 [Preview] No.197771 del
>>197770
Well, not in the carnal sense, no. Just what does a neet have to do to get a couple of magnet links these days?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:31:23 [Preview] No.197772 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:35:53 [Preview] No.197773 del
>>197639
>>197647
>>197658
>>197661
That was a lovely story. I liked how that NEET loved the three strong men coming back to the NEETs mummybot to tell her the job has been done.

>>197669
>NZ NEET that posted pictures of himself in his cumdies.
I still pause occasionally on those pictures in my folder.

>>197684
I can't pause to this...

>>197695
The other NEET suggested it was around ~$20+ pill

>>197706
>POPRULAR
*POPULRAR

>>197724
I hope its not for him.

>>197726
Have a wank

>>197727
Your pizzas were designated.

>>197734
It was not. Someone posted a lovely picture in response to one of your pictures and it made me laugh twice.

>>197757
>K-9


>>197760
Post some sythwave recommendations as that NEET asked.

>>197762
Caked on make-up.

>>197767
How?

>>197769
It was too long for me.

>>197713
>>197714
>>197715
>>197716
>>197717
>>197721
>>197751
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:39:31 [Preview] No.197774 del
>>197773
Good morning. Well tower posted.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:41:36 [Preview] No.197775 del
>>197774
Thank (You)


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:45:30 [Preview] No.197776 del
Looks like a hard night on the goon
>Woman, 35, is beaten by an angry mob after dropping her 70-year-old boyfriend's HEAD from a plastic bag in a Mexican street 'after she chopped it off in a satanic ritual'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8576877/Woman-beaten-seen-carrying-70-year-old-boyfriends-HEAD-killing-him.html


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:48:22 [Preview] No.197777 del
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Following the 1980 Moscow Olympics, Adidas (who supplied the events sportswear) left their manufacturing equipment in the USSR, who then used them to mass produce general purpose trainers for military use, meaning for a time Russian soldiers would wear these. The shoes are Adidas Gazelles, but instead of saying Adidas on the heel they say Moscow in Cyrillic.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:49:10 [Preview] No.197778 del
Bullets just how do they work?
>Dangerous trick reveals bending a rifle barrel 180-degrees WILL redirect the bullet on a curved backwards path
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8577747/Dangerous-trick-reveals-bending-rifle-barrel-180-degrees-redirect-bullet.html


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:49:51 [Preview] No.197779 del
>A 19-year-old man from the northern Adelaide suburb of Elizabeth East was charged with sacrilege for allegedly stealing electric guitars and sound mixer after breaking in to the Adelaide Chin Christian Church early on Thursday morning.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8576343/Adelaide-teenager-charged-sacrilege-stealing-guitars-church.html


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:50:43 [Preview] No.197780 del
>>197777
Is that where it all started as a meme?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:51:17 [Preview] No.197781 del
>>197778
Mainstream media and YouTube catch up to the military 30 or 40 years later. They've had guns specifically made to fire around corners for that long.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:51:52 [Preview] No.197782 del
Got an email from some chink called Zhang saying he found me in the "People" list on the course page for a topic we are both in and he wanted to get to know me.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:51:59 [Preview] No.197783 del
Having breakfast for breakky.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:52:48 [Preview] No.197784 del
>>197780
The shoes or the squat?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:52:55 [Preview] No.197785 del
>>197782
Haha, oh that Zhang. He's quite the character.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:53:15 [Preview] No.197786 del
>>197781
Like what? The corner shot uses a Glock and the Krummlauf was just attached to an STG44.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:53:51 [Preview] No.197787 del
>>197785
I just deleted it but I'm thinking I should maybe make a minimal attempt for the sake of appearances.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:54:02 [Preview] No.197788 del
>>197782
Is this from an official university email .edu.au? If so, get to know her and later meet up with her to see if she's a hapa.

>>197784
The Adidas meme from the shoes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:54:29 [Preview] No.197789 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:54:55 [Preview] No.197790 del
>>197787
Zhang is going to take note of that for your social credit score. Hope you stay safe.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:56:30 [Preview] No.197791 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:56:46 [Preview] No.197792 del
Nuro invented the Omnitrix.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:58:06 [Preview] No.197793 del
>>197786
The Krummlauf was what I was thinking of. So 70 years. Regardless, the principle has been known about that long. Some media idiot who has probably never seen a gun in real life watches a YouTube video and thinks it newsworthy.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:58:18 [Preview] No.197794 del
B A S E D
>Flight attendant reveals she makes thousands selling FEET pictures online to men who also lavish her with pricey gifts - and she's now teaching others how to profit from the fetish in viral how-to videos
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8570309/Flight-attendant-reveals-makes-thousands-selling-feet-pictures-online.html


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:58:27 [Preview] No.197795 del
>>197788
Yeah, it is. Pretty sure it is a bloke though.
The course is highly unlikely to have girls plus I am not one of those yellow fever weirdos for flat faced gookettes with bodies like 13 year old boys.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 22:59:11 [Preview] No.197796 del
>>197793
Calm down.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:00:42 [Preview] No.197797 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:02:38 [Preview] No.197798 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:03:02 [Preview] No.197799 del
>>197797
He said CALM DOWN.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:04:11 [Preview] No.197800 del
Fat feet fet


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:04:33 [Preview] No.197801 del
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NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:07:19 [Preview] No.197802 del
I am a bit of a foot fetishist myself and no I am not nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:07:51 [Preview] No.197803 del
>>197801
I know nothing about no stolen generator.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:13:23 [Preview] No.197804 del
Even by boong standards that one is hideous!
North terrace boongs are hot by comparison.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:17:30 [Preview] No.197805 del
>>197773
G'morning m8


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:18:03 [Preview] No.197806 del
>>197804
You're just jealous that she is fighting fat


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:19:53 [Preview] No.197807 del
>>197806
more cushion


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:20:01 [Preview] No.197808 del
Greasy forehead.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:20:35 [Preview] No.197809 del
Grubby foreskin.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:21:01 [Preview] No.197810 del
Gargantuan arse gnomes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:21:07 [Preview] No.197811 del
>>197757
Pussy for those that can't handle the real thing. I'd probably have one if not for renting.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:22:09 [Preview] No.197812 del
Going to pick up some goon tonight in anticipation of the neet movie night tomorrow.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:22:44 [Preview] No.197813 del
>>197757
>K-9 cat


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:23:19 [Preview] No.197814 del
>>197813
I had a feline dog once


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:23:40 [Preview] No.197815 del
>>197716
You expect me to believe that?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:24:16 [Preview] No.197816 del
>>197810
To clarify,is it the gnomes or the arse that is gargantuan ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:24:22 [Preview] No.197817 del
>>197814
A fox?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:24:43 [Preview] No.197818 del
>>197813
>>197814
Ok Police Cat then.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:25:24 [Preview] No.197819 del
>>197817
In sox


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:26:37 [Preview] No.197821 del
>>197816
the gnomes


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:27:29 [Preview] No.197823 del
>>197821
That poor arse


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:28:58 [Preview] No.197824 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:34:51 [Preview] No.197826 del
(3.60 MB 3264x2448 Coles Friday Haul.jpg)
Very thirsty after last night's pizza binge.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:13 [Preview] No.197827 del
My sick certificate only went until yesterday, will it matter if I don't go get one for today?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:36:12 [Preview] No.197828 del
>>197715
Looks very good.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:36:18 [Preview] No.197829 del
>>197826
Did any slices survive the night?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:37:17 [Preview] No.197830 del
>>197716
Hope he's alright.
What do you need to do to keep the business running?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:37:57 [Preview] No.197831 del
>>197717
I know your officially the boss or whatever of this place, but don't make us pick between you and Nuro.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:38:34 [Preview] No.197832 del
>>197718
The site probably couldn't handle the based.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:41:09 [Preview] No.197833 del
>>197716
>people actually believing you


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:41:46 [Preview] No.197834 del
>>197825
Good morning my friend.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:42:39 [Preview] No.197835 del
>>197826
Looks wholesome.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:43:08 [Preview] No.197836 del
>>197827
I would get one if you can to cover yourself. Better safe then sorry.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:43:48 [Preview] No.197837 del
This nuro dickriding seems to have replace the CBT memes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.197838 del
>>197837
That's because Nuro dickriding is akin to smashing your own balls.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:47:12 [Preview] No.197839 del
Big stinky wank poo


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:47:36 [Preview] No.197840 del
>>197826
That's a lot of liquids


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:48:00 [Preview] No.197841 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:48:16 [Preview] No.197842 del
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Lickable


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:49:06 [Preview] No.197843 del
>>197842
That poor boong,he just lay down for a nap and some bastard took a shit in his pants


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:49:15 [Preview] No.197844 del
>>197826
have some pilk


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:50:11 [Preview] No.197845 del
Some of you neets are questioning nuro again. Need I remind you of the DIRE consequences of this foolishness?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:50:19 [Preview] No.197846 del
(26.17 MB 720x408 Nuro's bike ride.mp4)


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:51:08 [Preview] No.197847 del
>>197845
I questioned Nuro once.
He turned me into a newt.
I got better


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:52:17 [Preview] No.197848 del
This raises a question,does Nuro weigh more than a duck ?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:53:44 [Preview] No.197849 del
I am imagining Nuro leaving work in the evening, carrying his briefcase, all the kids at the skatepark cheer him as he goes by. They know the sacrifices he has made for his business at this difficult time. They chant his name and do wheelies.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:54:24 [Preview] No.197850 del
>>197849
A lovely image.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:55:07 [Preview] No.197851 del
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As promised.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:55:56 [Preview] No.197852 del
lmao, the dumbasses accidentally deleted every AD account without a mailbox


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:56:14 [Preview] No.197853 del
>>197851
I am going to barbecue your grandparents.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:56:27 [Preview] No.197854 del
>>197720
Post some of your old memes.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:56:27 [Preview] No.197855 del
>>197851
Well bannered.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:58:12 [Preview] No.197856 del
>>197849
Does this story involve candy being handed out?


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:58:25 [Preview] No.197857 del


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:58:26 [Preview] No.197858 del
>>197734
You ruined the fucking story.
A magician never reveals his secrets.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:59:14 [Preview] No.197859 del
>>197749
I go there when you guys stop posting, it is up to you all to stop me from going there.


NEET 07/30/2020 (Thu) 23:59:54 [Preview] No.197860 del
>>197858
wtf I hate nuro now


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.197861 del
>>197755
>>197756
It'd be funny if they were different people and you keep greeting them like they're the same person.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:00:59 [Preview] No.197862 del
>>197859
>I only take the blue blocks when you guys don't love me enough


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:03:28 [Preview] No.197863 del
Might do bugger all today.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:04:04 [Preview] No.197865 del
>>197863
something new and different


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:04:39 [Preview] No.197866 del
>>197865
I have realistic expectations of myself.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:05:43 [Preview] No.197867 del
>>197769
That was pretty good, I still don't understand what Karen is though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:07:35 [Preview] No.197868 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:09:14 [Preview] No.197870 del
>>197773
>a lovely story
LowlyNEET tales.
>>197773
>I still pause occasionally
I bet.
>>197773
>~$20+ pill
I remember getting a sheet of 5 I think for about $20. This was 15 years ago though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:10:17 [Preview] No.197871 del
>>197788
>The Adidas meme from the shoes.
The what?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:11:16 [Preview] No.197872 del
>>197801
Give your children away.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:12:57 [Preview] No.197873 del
>>197826
That's a lot of juice.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:15:21 [Preview] No.197874 del
>>197848
He is lighter than a duck, but still sinks.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:15:23 [Preview] No.197875 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:16:05 [Preview] No.197876 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:16:06 [Preview] No.197877 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:16:22 [Preview] No.197878 del
>>197849
He gives them business stickers which they put on their skateboards and pencil cases, all the cool kids at school brag about how they know him personally.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:16:29 [Preview] No.197879 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:17:30 [Preview] No.197880 del
>>197862
Love me more.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:17:39 [Preview] No.197881 del
>>197876
The brand is a status symbol over there. Like Air Jordan's to niggers in the US.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:19:02 [Preview] No.197882 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:19:51 [Preview] No.197883 del
>>197875
Poorly bantered.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:20:12 [Preview] No.197884 del
>>197856
Nuro buys weed from the skate park kids but they always give him shit deals.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:21:41 [Preview] No.197885 del
>>197883
You are not the arbitrer of banter.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:22:04 [Preview] No.197886 del
Just had a fragrant fart.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:22:52 [Preview] No.197887 del
>>197883
Is anyone meant to give a shit?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:23:33 [Preview] No.197888 del
>>197885
A self important NEET rates others "banter" to find some meaning in their life.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:25:40 [Preview] No.197889 del
Spent nearly two hours getting through half an hour of uni lectures.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:27:35 [Preview] No.197890 del
>>197889
Pro tip: Watch them at 2x speed.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:28:02 [Preview] No.197891 del
>>197889
yeah thats normal if your making notes. no one can absorb the whole thing in real time unless the content is entertainment for babies.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:28:18 [Preview] No.197892 del
>>197889
You get faster the more time you spend doing it. Consider it part of the effort to study.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:32:19 [Preview] No.197893 del
>>197891
Yeah, I've been focusing fairly well. It just surprises me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:32:41 [Preview] No.197894 del
(721.35 KB 500x374 Possum's agony.mp4)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:32:55 [Preview] No.197895 del
>>197889
That's a good thing though, glad you're being productive.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:36:40 [Preview] No.197896 del
>>197894
A sinister file name.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:37:56 [Preview] No.197897 del
I think the original banter NEET is being impersonated by someone with less reliable taste in banter than he.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:39:04 [Preview] No.197898 del
>>197897
Mildly bantered.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:44:41 [Preview] No.197899 del
>>197897
Probably correct given some topics are immediately labelled as 'poorly bantered'.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:47:03 [Preview] No.197900 del
Just took a real spicy shit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:55:58 [Preview] No.197901 del
Got a programming practical thing to go to today.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:58:51 [Preview] No.197902 del
I've recommenced my dexie regime.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:01:15 [Preview] No.197903 del
Going to do some cooking.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:06:47 [Preview] No.197904 del
I like the winters my town experiences but I wish I lived in a place with much cooler summers.
>>197901
>>197903
Good luck NEETs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:12:36 [Preview] No.197905 del
Having a blueberry muffin.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:14:06 [Preview] No.197906 del
Pre cure weight - 1483g
Gonna guess 1250


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:18:26 [Preview] No.197907 del
>>197829
Yes, 16 of them.

>>197867
'Karen' is a name given to any overly dramatic/complaining woman.

>>197873
Should last me a week.

>>197876
They must have strong thighs. Does the name Xenia Onatopp ring a bell to anyone?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:21:01 [Preview] No.197908 del
I farted and it scratched the itch for me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:32:10 [Preview] No.197910 del
>>197886
>>197900
Me too. Wanna hang out after school?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:35:52 [Preview] No.197911 del
>>197910
I'll meet you by the toilet blocks.
Be sure to wear loose revealing clothing and don't tell anyone where you're going.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:43:11 [Preview] No.197912 del
Another ring-stinger down the pipes!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:53:26 [Preview] No.197913 del
>>197912
It's the arse gnomes tampering with your gizzards.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:53:27 [Preview] No.197914 del
I might do it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:54:56 [Preview] No.197915 del
Shaved my head. It's stinging a lot now.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 01:55:12 [Preview] No.197916 del
>>197914
Be careful.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:04:30 [Preview] No.197917 del
>>197906
How many K?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:05:16 [Preview] No.197918 del
>>197907
I have seen Golden Eye. Famke was hot back in the day.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:06:13 [Preview] No.197919 del
>>197917
If my guess is right 15 minus whatever I consume


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.197920 del
>>197919
Very nice.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:12:31 [Preview] No.197921 del
>>197920
Cheers,it's rather potent too,this is probably the best lot yet.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:15:17 [Preview] No.197922 del
>>197915
Which head?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:17:14 [Preview] No.197923 del
>>197901
First week is often just set up your technology so do what you need to do. It is pretty easy often just "hello world" program.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:18:07 [Preview] No.197924 del
>>197908
Lucky.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:22:27 [Preview] No.197925 del
I am unsure of which arse I shall be taking this lots bumbud pic currently.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:23:20 [Preview] No.197926 del
>>197907
>any overly dramatic/complaining woman.
Ah, that makes sense.
I thought it may be referring to a Karen character from something.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:25:16 [Preview] No.197927 del
>>197926
Our Karen was a filthy slut that broke all the NEETs hearts by leaving forevor.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:27:01 [Preview] No.197928 del
I'm a naughty little monkey.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:30:20 [Preview] No.197929 del
>>197925
There is only one choice.
Get her a gape plug, then sit her upside down like a vase and stick the buds out of her bum.
Post pics.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:36:35 [Preview] No.197930 del
She better be smiling in the pic.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:43:40 [Preview] No.197931 del
Nuro smiled at me once.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:46:38 [Preview] No.197932 del
>>197931
I hope you took a picture.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:46:47 [Preview] No.197933 del
(69.66 KB 480x852 victoria.png)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:47:29 [Preview] No.197934 del
>>197932
It happened so quickly that I didn't have time to.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:48:24 [Preview] No.197935 del
>>197933
if she was paying attention she would be more certain to have hit that dog.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 02:52:27 [Preview] No.197936 del
>>197933
That sounds nice.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:03:57 [Preview] No.197937 del
Nuro keeps saving me from taking dodgy smack.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:08:51 [Preview] No.197938 del
Nuro keeps smacking my helmet.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:09:38 [Preview] No.197939 del
>>197938
Which helmet?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:11:10 [Preview] No.197940 del
>>197939
The rude one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:17:06 [Preview] No.197942 del
Nuro said that I should buy out all the dodgy smack from a dealer so he could dispose of it and save countless lives.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:18:14 [Preview] No.197943 del
>>197941
looks nice. a good place to put her spice collection so she doesnt have to look at it when she never uses it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:19:46 [Preview] No.197944 del
Nuro ordered a knockoff chanel manbag Atache'for his new buisness.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:21:12 [Preview] No.197945 del
I wonder if that business has gone into administration yet? It is after 12.00.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:23:57 [Preview] No.197946 del
Nuro deepened his voice and speaks with more verve on the phone since he took over his boss's buisness


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:26:59 [Preview] No.197947 del
>>197946
I bet he is taking selfies of himself in his bosses' office with his feat up on the desk.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:28:10 [Preview] No.197948 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:28:30 [Preview] No.197950 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:30:03 [Preview] No.197951 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:32:51 [Preview] No.197952 del
Nuro put his feet on his bosses desk and helped himself to his bosses bottom drawer whiskey while he was reviewing his new buisness' accounts.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.197953 del
The hospitalisation of his boss was an elaborate plan to secure a steady supply of opiates.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:34:19 [Preview] No.197954 del
>>197929
I actually received a text minutes after posting that so your wish may come true.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:34:29 [Preview] No.197955 del
(37.17 KB 600x660 danmaskeg.jpg)
>Don't forget to mask up instore neets


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:34:48 [Preview] No.197956 del
Nuro's boss was struck by a Lancia with no bumpers.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:36:25 [Preview] No.197957 del
A gang of young aboriginals was seen running away and giggling minutes after his bosses accident.
Some of them may have done wheelies.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:37:06 [Preview] No.197958 del
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"You are what you eat."
I don't remember eating a faggot.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:39:26 [Preview] No.197959 del
>>197958
>You are what you eat
I am a bit of an arse ring tbqh


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:39:42 [Preview] No.197960 del
>>197958
are you new to the internet?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:39:51 [Preview] No.197961 del
Might get on the goon at exactly 2pm


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:40:33 [Preview] No.197962 del
>>197959
individually we are but twigs, but together we form a mighty faggot


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:07 [Preview] No.197963 del
I don't like it when parcel tracking info doesn't tell you whether you need to sign for the delivery or not, or what will happen if you are not home - will it go to the post office for collection or back to some unholy freight depot on the other side of town? Let me know, please.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:16 [Preview] No.197964 del
>>197962
I only eat girl arse sorry


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:16 [Preview] No.197965 del
>>197961
Which time zone?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:50 [Preview] No.197966 del
Nuro has been closely supporting his Boss' GF while he is banged up in hospital.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:58 [Preview] No.197967 del
>>197961
From this statement I deduce you are from SA


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:58 [Preview] No.197968 del
>>197964
i dont like marmite


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:41:59 [Preview] No.197969 del
>>197960
How is that question relevant?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:42:48 [Preview] No.197970 del
>>197969
He wanted to tell you about mudkips.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:43:20 [Preview] No.197971 del
>>197968
The arse in question must be thoroughly cleansed beforehand


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:43:29 [Preview] No.197972 del
im currently in jail for the past few months at alice springs i just typed this with a smuggled phone ill be out soon


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:43:40 [Preview] No.197973 del
>>197970
Oh, is he one of the cool internet kids I've been hearing about?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:44:28 [Preview] No.197974 del
>>197972
Was the phone smuggled inside someones arse?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:45:10 [Preview] No.197975 del
battle frogs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:45:18 [Preview] No.197976 del
>>197974
In the jail's executive boongs fat flaps.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:45:29 [Preview] No.197977 del
Nuro can roll his new buisness' expense card over the knuckles of his dominant hand


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:45:46 [Preview] No.197978 del
Fighting frogs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:45:54 [Preview] No.197979 del
>>197973
Possibly


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:47:19 [Preview] No.197980 del
I just called up Based Bikes and the Executive Vice President in Charge answered and told me he was much too busy running the business to make or sell me a bike.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:48:33 [Preview] No.197981 del
>>197952
accurate
>>197953
accurate
>>197966
inaccurate and you missed the better wordplay of being banged up


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:49:56 [Preview] No.197982 del
>>197981
So the selfish cunt blocked the main road into town? Fuck you and your associates are scum.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:50:06 [Preview] No.197983 del
Nuro has decided that he will reward hisself with a dial-in Woman tonight. After all, he works hard and its a friday night and what the hell, He's entitled.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:51:40 [Preview] No.197984 del
>>197982
Whoa, calm down with the seething there mate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:52:20 [Preview] No.197985 del
>>197981
I hope the bra fits you Bec


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:52:30 [Preview] No.197986 del
Nuro has a date with a fellow youtuber who calls herself "Bubba Girl", It turns out they actually have the same lawyer.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:53:12 [Preview] No.197987 del
and of course every friggen news article about it is behind a paywall


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:53:46 [Preview] No.197988 del
single vehicle crash
probably took some blue blocks before going for a drive


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:53:55 [Preview] No.197989 del
>>197986
>Bubba
Prison rapist.
>Girl
Dubious.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:54:36 [Preview] No.197990 del
Northbound motorists advised to detour via Steve Irwin Way or Roys Road.

Croikey!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:55:57 [Preview] No.197991 del
>>197990
I would mind a detour via Bindi Irwins back alley.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:57:57 [Preview] No.197992 del
Apparently this scrubber is Bindi's cousin


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:59:33 [Preview] No.197993 del
Whoop whoop
Found the business in question.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 03:59:56 [Preview] No.197994 del
>>197988
no there was a dump truck involved that broke infront of him at highway speeds


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:00:48 [Preview] No.197995 del
>>197993
He does like doing this to himself.
What is this,four? five? times now.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:01:40 [Preview] No.197996 del
>>197994
Why did the dump truck brake?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:02:06 [Preview] No.197997 del
>>197996
It was unbased


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:02:50 [Preview] No.197999 del
>>197996
Takin' out da garbage


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:04:39 [Preview] No.198000 del
Nuro stood in the street lit evening outside the bike workshop that was now his new responsibility, He stared intently at the closed shop, munching wetly on an apple until nothing was left but a core. Nuro opened his hand and, in a considered way, let the spent piece of fruit fall from his hand before turning away from the gates and walking towards his lancia.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:04:49 [Preview] No.198001 del
>>197998
#BO THIS CUNT NEEDS A LIFETIME BAN FOR DOXXXING


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:04:49 [Preview] No.198002 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:05:20 [Preview] No.198003 del
>>198001
You doxxed yourself nuro AGAIN


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:05:47 [Preview] No.198004 del
>>198001
Calm down Owen


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:05:58 [Preview] No.198005 del
FUCKIT JUST RANGE BAN THE ENTIRE IP BLOCK JUST TO BE CERTAIN


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:06:38 [Preview] No.198006 del
>>198001
I'm sorry Nuro.
BO, feel free to delete the post and/or ban me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:07:37 [Preview] No.198007 del
Is there such a thing as compulsive self doxxing syndrome?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:09:02 [Preview] No.198008 del
It was literally just:
1. Read news article about crash
2. Google bike shops caloundra
3. See 2 shops
4. Notice exterior or one shop matches pictures of warehouse Nuro has posted before

Not exactly making a concerted effort to do anything.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:09:27 [Preview] No.198009 del
NURO GOT DOXXED


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:09:55 [Preview] No.198010 del
At uni. Need to poo. Might go poo. Programming practical starts in 30 mins. Just there for attendance, already done all the work.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:10:16 [Preview] No.198011 del
>>198008
A true NEET would just honourably ignore it when one of Bec's boobs pop out
She does it all the time


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:10:37 [Preview] No.198012 del
>>198001
Why do you keep doing this to yourself? This is getting tiring now.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:10:38 [Preview] No.198013 del
>>198003
i did not doxx myself by posting a screencap of some news, you did the searching for the bikeshops in the area a decided to post it like the cumpulsive faggot you are.

>>198007
Yes

>>198009
OR HAVE I ???????


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:11:13 [Preview] No.198014 del
>>197963
You don't get a text from AusPost the day of delivery asking if you'll either be at home, or that it's OK to leave the parcel or take it back to the depot if no-one's home?

>>197965
BQST - Based Queensland Standard Time

>>197967
OK (okay)
>>197972

>>197991
Crikey!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:11:43 [Preview] No.198015 del
>>198012
and you motherfuckers wanted funeral photos.... *tsk* *tsk*


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:11:57 [Preview] No.198016 del
>>198013
>>198013
>OR HAVE I ???????
Dunno, shall I give you a call at work to find out?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:12:24 [Preview] No.198017 del
>>198013
>cumpulsive


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:13:01 [Preview] No.198018 del
>>198011
True. I can only say sorry so many times.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:13:11 [Preview] No.198019 del
>>198015
That didn't answer my question.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:13:21 [Preview] No.198020 del
>>198016
Ask if they have Battle Toads.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:13:21 [Preview] No.198021 del
>>198017
nuro is wittty


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:13:41 [Preview] No.198022 del
>>198016
no we only accept poo in pool


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:14:07 [Preview] No.198023 del
>>198021
shitty*


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:14:16 [Preview] No.198024 del
>>198020
well bantered and yes


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:14:25 [Preview] No.198025 del
NURO GOT DOXXED


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:14:25 [Preview] No.198026 del
>>198018
I forgive you even if Bec is too bitter and twisted to do so.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:15:42 [Preview] No.198027 del
>>198026
Thank you. That means a lot to me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:16:32 [Preview] No.198028 del
>tfw nuro calls for me to be banned and gives me a well bantered


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:17:00 [Preview] No.198029 del
>>198000
And in the rear-view mirror, the flickering of a flame could be seen through a freshly-broken window. A wry smile breaks out on Nuro's face as the Lancia gathers speed.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:17:12 [Preview] No.198030 del
>>198028
Well banntered


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:18:14 [Preview] No.198031 del
>>198029
well bantered


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:18:37 [Preview] No.198032 del
Nuro did it again


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:18:49 [Preview] No.198033 del
>>198029
Joy began to pound through his mighty heart.He swiftly tapped the brakes making the Lancia do an epic wheelie and several small boys broke into spontaneous applause.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:20:13 [Preview] No.198034 del
>>198032
*Owen did it again


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:22:33 [Preview] No.198035 del
>>198034
Owen on the site is described as being young though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:22:43 [Preview] No.198036 del
>>198001
Says the one who posts creepshots of school girls. Logic...

>>198010
What programming language we talking about?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:23:47 [Preview] No.198037 del
>>198035
they mean immature, surely.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:26:09 [Preview] No.198038 del
>>198035
its not him. if nuro was a surfer he'd post about that endlessly.
I reckon he's not important enough to be on the official crew.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:26:23 [Preview] No.198039 del
>>198015
You said you'd post them and that I would get banned for joking about their deaths.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:27:19 [Preview] No.198040 del
Did my poo.
Immense quantity, poor quality.
Waiting for programming thing rn.
I know an excellent toilet that is rarely used and only by professors afaik.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:27:52 [Preview] No.198041 del
>>198036
C++
Just a CS102 type course.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:28:03 [Preview] No.198042 del
>>198038
That would definitely be the case.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:28:17 [Preview] No.198043 del
its not him. post the other buisness


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:28:42 [Preview] No.198044 del
>>198038
There are no Lancia pictures on Owen's instagram.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:31:03 [Preview] No.198045 del
>>198044
There are pictures of the white van (pre-mangled) on the shop's instagram page.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:33:23 [Preview] No.198046 del
>>198032
>>198034
>did it again
if you mean lead you down a rabbit hole and got you perma banned ...correct

>>198036
>schoolgirls
?

>>198043
>>198044
i seriously hope you are never allowed to post here again


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:33:53 [Preview] No.198047 del
maybe nuro is gaming us and heard about the wreck on the bike gcuddlevine and decided to take advantage like the psychopath we all know him to be.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:34:12 [Preview] No.198048 del
That black electric bike thing is on their facebook page too.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:34:47 [Preview] No.198049 del
>>198040
You dare to poo in the Secret Toilet of the Professors?
Brave NEET.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:34:58 [Preview] No.198050 del
time to give Odilli a message....


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:35:08 [Preview] No.198051 del
>>198038
And I can't recall him mentioning studying at any uni


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:35:18 [Preview] No.198052 del
>>198048
yeah but it has a yellow handlebar clamp


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:35:50 [Preview] No.198053 del
>>198046
>and got you perma banned
Ummm, he hasn't been banned Nuro,you are talking to him.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:36:04 [Preview] No.198054 del
>>198051
yeah he was doing some criminal psychology wank.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:36:14 [Preview] No.198055 del
>>198050
Remember to ask what they're having for breakfast.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:36:50 [Preview] No.198056 del
>>198046
>if you mean lead you down a rabbit hole and got you perma banned ...correct
Just proving that you weren't doxxed then.
>>198047
Like with that family that was murdered.
>>198050
Can you not bother them?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:37:22 [Preview] No.198057 del
>>198053
He thinks you and I are the same person.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:37:42 [Preview] No.198058 del
OMG I sure hope nuro doesn't dob us in to his great mates who run this place who will surely drop fearful and unholy vengeance upon our poor weak stupid NEET heads


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:37:52 [Preview] No.198059 del
What if Nuro doesn't work there, but wants to, and all the shit he has posted is just an elaborate concotion that has now blown up.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:38:13 [Preview] No.198060 del
>>198057
Tbf we have told him we are and he is nuro...


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:38:34 [Preview] No.198061 del
We have determined that nuro has not been doxxed, however he has eliminated a possibility.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:38:45 [Preview] No.198062 del
I'm posting from work, so ban away Hungarian dudes.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:38:56 [Preview] No.198063 del
>>198059
Are you suggesting Nuro merely dreams of being Owen?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:39:21 [Preview] No.198064 del
we should tell the board owners that nuro is playing his stupid games again and get him banned.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:39:43 [Preview] No.198065 del
Imagine missing movie night because Nuro had a cry.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:39:56 [Preview] No.198066 del
Do electric Nuro's dream of android Owen?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:40:11 [Preview] No.198067 del
>tfw you'll never be Owen
Why even live?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:40:32 [Preview] No.198068 del
>>198062
Ban who for what exactly?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:40:43 [Preview] No.198069 del
we could ask owen if he knows nuro but its unikely in my opinion as owen seems to have his shit together and wouldnt be the type to hang out with druggos.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:41:12 [Preview] No.198070 del
Lots of low quality posts being posted.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:41:23 [Preview] No.198071 del
>>198069
Yeah, Owen's a top bloke I reckon.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:41:34 [Preview] No.198072 del
fuck this shit im off down the shops, you guys want any bulk frozen shit?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:41:46 [Preview] No.198073 del
>>198068
Ban Webber for slandering Possum.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:15 [Preview] No.198074 del
>>198072
Tendies of course.
>>198070
And you just posted one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:16 [Preview] No.198075 del
Why doesn't Craig have a flag?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.198076 del
>>198068
Apparently Nuro is inside Schrodinger's Dox (simultaneously doxed and not doxed) and he wants everybody banned.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.198077 del
I'm gonna like Owen and follow his posts.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:37 [Preview] No.198078 del
Havin a yellatop


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:49 [Preview] No.198079 del
>>198073
Webby would do no such thing.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:42:59 [Preview] No.198080 del
>>198074
>And you just posted one
kek, you got me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:43:43 [Preview] No.198081 del
I do quite enjoy how lively the place can get due to Nuro.
>>198078
Hope you enjoy it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:44:26 [Preview] No.198082 del
>>198081
I like a good game of Nuro.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:45:02 [Preview] No.198083 del
>>198079
Owen told me he did.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:45:16 [Preview] No.198084 del
Of course it is my computer that fucks up. Christ.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:46:12 [Preview] No.198085 del
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>>198075
Just got this from 8, have no idea how we add it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:46:13 [Preview] No.198086 del
>>198084
Nuro is hacking your mainframe in revenge


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:47:05 [Preview] No.198087 del
>>198085
Kek, I thought I recalled one.
I think it's a BO thing.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:48:29 [Preview] No.198088 del
Nuro's bike looks awfully similar to the 2020 KONA Process 153 CR 29er


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:49:34 [Preview] No.198089 del
>>198058
>heads
Which head?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:49:35 [Preview] No.198090 del
>>198072

30kg Paddle pops please


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:49:46 [Preview] No.198091 del
The instructor people are too busy spoon feeding mongs so here I sit waiting.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:50:21 [Preview] No.198092 del
One is a hapa though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:50:32 [Preview] No.198093 del
>>198089
Both,we shall be smote fore and aft.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:51:38 [Preview] No.198095 del
>>198072
30kg of ice please.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:51:51 [Preview] No.198096 del
>>198092
Hot!!!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:52:12 [Preview] No.198097 del
GOON TAX
20 SHILLINGS FOR 20 DRINKS


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:52:12 [Preview] No.198098 del
All this Nuro shenanigans makes me want a Cali burrito.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:53:19 [Preview] No.198099 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:54:53 [Preview] No.198100 del
It does not like that picture


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:56:13 [Preview] No.198101 del
>>198100
It worked the first time on my end.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:57:17 [Preview] No.198102 del
>>198054
>criminal psycho
He's already qualified

>>198058
Gangsta e-bike 'ride-by'


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 04:58:44 [Preview] No.198103 del
>>198101
Huh,weird.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:00:42 [Preview] No.198104 del
Anyone here listen to stuff like easy listening jazz? Not sure if that's the best way of explaining what I mean.
>>198103
This site has been fucky for me for the past day or so. I just take it as part of the endchan experience. I initially thought the second time you posted it was an edit and I was trying to figure out what was changed lol.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:02:28 [Preview] No.198105 del
>>198098
Did you end up getting a burrito the other day or 3 tacos?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:03:20 [Preview] No.198106 del
After maybe a year of use my Logitech MX Master 2S isn't really something I would recommend. It often lags for no reason on Windows 10. On Linux I can connect to it via bluetooth but none of the actual functions of the mouse work. Perhaps a kernel module/linux issue sure, but my Mx Master 1 worked fine.
Right now I'm trying to launch a game and the 2S has just blatantly stopped working after lagging for a while. Works fine on my Macbook when I change the bluetooth channel.
Just so disappointing. I recently got my PC out of the garage to start gaming again and maybe using linux over my mac but Windows 10 is just so fucking shit. Everything takes forever to load, game menus are just trash because I eventually time out of a queue for no apparent reason.

I was thinking about buying the Mx Master 3 but honestly I'm not sure. The 2S wasn't much of an improvement over the original, infact I'd say its worse given these bluetoothe issues and the feel is just different.
I might try a Logitech Triathlon. I'm not really in the know about mice and peripherals these days.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:04:13 [Preview] No.198107 del
>>198105
A burrito. I watched El Chapo while eating it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:12:49 [Preview] No.198108 del
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This is a rather nice rental bottom.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:16:02 [Preview] No.198109 del
>>198108
chunky for a punky


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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:18:54 [Preview] No.198111 del
>>198109
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TYlDkZnFPLc [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:22:08 [Preview] No.198112 del
What is the website to rent females again


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 05:24:48 [Preview] No.198113 del
>>198112
There is quite a few depending on quality.
Locanto escorts (your suburb) is an easy start