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NEET General #200 - NEET Empire Edition NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:48:36 [Preview] No. 198200
We came we saw we came again
Mummybot got cross
We cleaned it up
Happy 200th thread NEETs

OLD: >>197198
Edited last time by imissfather on 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:49:45.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:48:57 [Preview] No.198201 del
Ave NEETs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.198204 del
(26.17 MB 720x408 Nuro's bike ride.mp4)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:51:26 [Preview] No.198206 del
QUEENSLAND BEST LAND


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:53:41 [Preview] No.198210 del
There was no bum rash


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.198211 del
We're gonna lose at least three (3) NEETs now


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:54:40 [Preview] No.198212 del
You forgot to link the old thread.

'Tis a nice thread, regardless.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.198213 del
Does anybody know where I can get mountain bike lessons?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:09 [Preview] No.198214 del
Wop.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:35 [Preview] No.198215 del
Ave, true to Nuro.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:38 [Preview] No.198216 del
>>198212
I never do,I'm a rebel NEET what don't follow no rules.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:39 [Preview] No.198217 del
>>198213
At the mountain bike lesson store.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.198218 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:58:44 [Preview] No.198219 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8w1d01Y2vY [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 06:59:39 [Preview] No.198220 del
>>198215
Degenerates like Possum belong on a cross.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:00:05 [Preview] No.198221 del
>>198220
That's why Possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:00:16 [Preview] No.198222 del
>>198219
Nuro, are you okay?
Are you okay, Nuro?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth criminal


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:01:08 [Preview] No.198223 del
I think we need to be nice to each other tonight. I am going out this evening, so it will be easy for me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:01:46 [Preview] No.198224 del
>>198223
I agree actually,let's all be a bit nice sort of.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:02:26 [Preview] No.198225 del
>>198223
Yes, we should be nice to each other, all NEETs are kangs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:03:06 [Preview] No.198226 del
>>198224
Had a NEET being a fuckwit for no reason to me last night. I hope he got enough sleep and isn't as grumpy this evening.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:03:33 [Preview] No.198227 del
>>198225
* all NEETs are boongs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:04:05 [Preview] No.198228 del
>>198226
For once I can be sure it wasn't me, I passed out early


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:04:27 [Preview] No.198229 del
>>198227
A racist and hateful post.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:04:52 [Preview] No.198230 del
>>198229
*all boongs are NEETs
sorry


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:05:34 [Preview] No.198231 del
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Got one of these badboys to shave my chrome dome with, works very well.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:06:39 [Preview] No.198232 del
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>>198229
WHY YOU BE HATIN ON THE BOONGS CUNT?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.198233 del
Am I meant to sip scotch with ice?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:21 [Preview] No.198234 del
>>198231
I use my razor.
Ocasionally I don't cut myself too badly.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:23 [Preview] No.198235 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:27 [Preview] No.198236 del
My forehead is greasy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:54 [Preview] No.198237 del
>>198235
What happens if I do?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:07:58 [Preview] No.198238 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:08:38 [Preview] No.198239 del
>>198233
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YVG1U-faqHY [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:08:43 [Preview] No.198240 del
>>198237
You will become a NEET of style and culture and women will be beating you off with both hands.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:09:25 [Preview] No.198241 del
I might just try buttchugging it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:09:42 [Preview] No.198242 del
>>198234
This cuts as close as a razor, but no bloody cuts.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:09:57 [Preview] No.198243 del
>>198241
Nah, that's for arseholes m8.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:10:22 [Preview] No.198244 del
>>198242
The blood and pain make me feel all manly.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:11:03 [Preview] No.198245 del
>>198233
Never put ice in it, give it a good sniff, then a sip.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:12:12 [Preview] No.198246 del
$15.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.198247 del
>>198233
Put ice in it,half fill the glass and scull the lot down.
Put on loud music and repeat till you pass out.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:13:56 [Preview] No.198248 del
>>198246
I'll give you $9.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:17:17 [Preview] No.198249 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:17:55 [Preview] No.198250 del
>>198208
I am, but not for you. I only show off to get attention from webby.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:18:38 [Preview] No.198251 del
Got some goon for the movie night tomorrow.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:19:29 [Preview] No.198252 del
>>198250
Webby posted that.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:19:47 [Preview] No.198253 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sCtJwupHwww [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:23:57 [Preview] No.198254 del
Microwaved tea.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:25:16 [Preview] No.198255 del
Owen Clark.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:27:45 [Preview] No.198256 del
>>198210
Too hung up on anti_nuro rhetoric.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:29:39 [Preview] No.198257 del
>>198231
I'm having a hard time reading the brand name out load. Sounds Indian.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:30:33 [Preview] No.198258 del
>>198256
I'm over Nuro, all the cool NEETs are into Webby now days.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:31:33 [Preview] No.198259 del
>>198258
The fools. I will only bring them disappointment.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:32:42 [Preview] No.198260 del
>>198259
Shhh,enjoy the respect and desire of the lesser NEETs while it lasts.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:32:57 [Preview] No.198261 del
>>198239
Well, there you go.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:33:58 [Preview] No.198262 del
Spent the past five hours in bed. I knew I was there for a while but not that long. I just looked at the wall. I feel kind of exhausted.
>>197944
>Atache
That is a much nicer word.
>>197948
wew, that was a bit excessive.
>>197954
She better be smiling.
>>197960
Have you ever eaten one?
I think they're Swedish or something.
>>197981
Cunt, I made you a banner, give me a (You).
>>197998
The logo is a Nuro inside a black and blue hole.
Hmm.
Also, he isn't listed on that site
>>198002
>>198004
I hope this doesn't catch on.
>>198013
You doxxed yourself at your cousins wedding.
>>198030
heh
>>198044
He saves all his best OC for us. Unlike some.
>>198062
I don't think I knew that the BO was a wagie.
Where do you work?
>>198072
Frozen egg and bacon pies.
>>198087
#justBOthings.
>>198098
Was it any good?
How does it compare to zambrero's taco bowls?
The ones Nuro recommended to me were absolutely vile.
>>198108
Less tattoos than the wicked witch.
>>198119
Get in quick for the early bird special. I've had the test.
>>198140
He should ban the fucking lot of them.
>>198149
/ausnuros/ when?
>>198160
Last time he was questioned, he went on a month long genocide.
>>198167
Oh, am I the holierthanthouNEET?
Glad some of you finally accepted your positions in rank.
>>198179
Based.
>>198202
>>198208

I better get a substantial amount of (You)'s from this.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:37:21 [Preview] No.198263 del
Hmm.
Scotch is actually English.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=frRonhQdRdQ [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:40:07 [Preview] No.198264 del
>>198262
>She better be smiling.
Her bum ?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:40:09 [Preview] No.198265 del
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
purchased something on ebay and I go out of my way to check to make sure they arent chinks, just checked the confirmation email and it said the seller was 深圳市么法拉科技有限


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:41:14 [Preview] No.198266 del
>>198265
You got chinked bro


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:41:42 [Preview] No.198267 del
>>198265
The crafty cunts use Anglo sounding names until the end.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:42:12 [Preview] No.198268 del
>>198262
Have another (you)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:44:02 [Preview] No.198269 del
>>198264
She'll be on her head


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:44:31 [Preview] No.198270 del
>>198269
Oh,yeah alright,she can do that.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:46:44 [Preview] No.198271 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:47:52 [Preview] No.198272 del
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>>198271
Huh, I was thinking more like this


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:49:19 [Preview] No.198273 del
>>198272
If she's flexible enough.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.198274 del
>>198273
She is


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:50:11 [Preview] No.198275 del
>>198274
She might spill the water from her vase though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:50:23 [Preview] No.198276 del
NEET twang.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:50:46 [Preview] No.198277 del
>>198275
*varse


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:51:56 [Preview] No.198278 del
Hey, if a woman cleaned her bum properly she could butchug booze and get drunk then you could drink the arse booze and get drunk as well.
Two for one deal, Dan will go broke.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:54:55 [Preview] No.198280 del
>>198278
You could buttchug your own, then drink it. Please.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:55:28 [Preview] No.198281 del
>>198280
That is much less sexy


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.198282 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:57:28 [Preview] No.198283 del
>>198281
poo goon is sexy


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:58:22 [Preview] No.198284 del
Has anyone here bought seasonings online before? My town is pretty stingy with the variety and Jew-y with the price.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.198285 del
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DRINK MY ARSE BOOZE NEETS


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:01:24 [Preview] No.198286 del
>>198285
Webby's aggressive blend.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:01:36 [Preview] No.198287 del
>>198284
I recently bought MSG from an Ebay seller. Still haven't tried it though. But I have bought Chinese sezchuan peppercorns from ebay and used them. What spices did you have in mind?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:01:56 [Preview] No.198288 del
>>198143
Yeah I thought so too, but no, I'll try get the inspection booked in for some time next week.
Had a footlong ultimate meatball sub for lunch, popped some beer in the fridge, might go to the shops for some more drinks later.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:03:41 [Preview] No.198289 del
>>198286
I do hope Webbys arse isn't corked.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:05:03 [Preview] No.198290 del
>>198289
It'll be old and brittle, just jab it with a corkscrew and let it fall into the gape.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:05:22 [Preview] No.198291 del
Looking forward to buying this then never playing it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ATahhemFbH0 [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:06:43 [Preview] No.198292 del
>>198287
Not sure exactly yet, just more wanting to get an idea from anyone here that's bought any. Thanks for the information though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:09:56 [Preview] No.198293 del
>>198213
Step 1: Locate a mountain

>>198219
I was just thinking of his 'This Is It' tour/DVD.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:11:05 [Preview] No.198294 del
Might get more Abelour


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:11:10 [Preview] No.198295 del
>>198291
>>198293
Step 2, fly in to it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:11:39 [Preview] No.198296 del
>>198294
You didn't reply to my post asking about sour whiskey.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:12:01 [Preview] No.198297 del
>>198296
I thought I did


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:12:33 [Preview] No.198298 del
>>198296
What did you ask?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:13:24 [Preview] No.198299 del
>>198298
>>198297
Do you know any good ones with an actual sour taste.
You replied to it, but without a recommendation.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:13:41 [Preview] No.198300 del
>>198298
Something about sour whiskey I think.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:13:50 [Preview] No.198301 del
>>198292
As always if you're buying on ebay check the seller's feedback. I'm still looking to buy 'annatto' food colouring and other shit you can't get at Coles/Woolies like dried chillies.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:14:09 [Preview] No.198302 del
Thinking about nature’s beer: a big frosty schooner of beer, fresh from nature to me, the good boy


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:15:38 [Preview] No.198303 del
If whiskey's perfect flavour comes out at about 35% alcohol content, why do they make it stronger?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:15:41 [Preview] No.198304 del
>>198299
Oh sorry, Hmmmmm
Ardbeg has a kinda harsh taste,Dunno about sour.
Caol ila maybe? Very peaty.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:16:06 [Preview] No.198305 del
>>198295
JUMPDAFUCKUP


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:16:37 [Preview] No.198306 del
>>198302
Do you have a hard earned thirst?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:16:46 [Preview] No.198307 del
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>>198291
what happens if you crash?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:17:55 [Preview] No.198308 del
>>198303
To get you drunker


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:18:24 [Preview] No.198309 del
>>198304
iirc a few years ago a NEET posted a graph with different types positioned on it.
I'm not really sure what peaty means. I'm guessing eathy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:18:46 [Preview] No.198310 del
>>198309
I did, yes.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:19:18 [Preview] No.198311 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.198312 del
>>198309
To me peaty is more the smell than the taste.
Old socks or that wog cheese sort of smell.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:19:59 [Preview] No.198313 del
>>198309
who's petey? why do you care what he means?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:20:19 [Preview] No.198314 del
>>198311
There you go, I like 'em rich and delicate


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.198315 del
>>198313
I think Petey is friends with Owen.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:23:13 [Preview] No.198316 del
>>198307
OH FUCK ME, any non-morons in this thread tonight?...


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:24:14 [Preview] No.198317 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:24:47 [Preview] No.198318 del
>>198316
Settle down.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:25:03 [Preview] No.198319 del
>Suddenly NEET realised he was completely surrounded by morons


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:26:49 [Preview] No.198320 del
Would it be vulgar to have whore and that other little sex goblin ?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:28:47 [Preview] No.198321 del
>>198291
I am eagerly awaiting it, and playing thousands of hours like in Flight Simulator X back in 2007, mostly going to get back in my favorite comfy plane, the Cessna 182 and do a journey across America in it, then learn the new Cessna Citation private jets and do some intercontinental flights.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:30:28 [Preview] No.198322 del
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>>198319
>by Mongs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:32:55 [Preview] No.198323 del
>>198319
When will the NEET realise he's one of them as well?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:34:09 [Preview] No.198324 del
>>198323
When he poo's his pants


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:35:26 [Preview] No.198325 del
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I'm out for a while. See you later NOOTs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:37:17 [Preview] No.198326 del
>>198324
I thought we had to do that to be allowed to post here in the first place.
>>198325
See ya mate, have fun and be safe.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.198327 del
>>198321
Sounds like you a really into flight sims, have you flown any larger jets in fsx? Also have you ever flown a real plane?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:41:36 [Preview] No.198328 del
>>198327
Most favourite larger jet to fly in FSX was the boeing 757 addon by captain sim and the PMDG 737, other than that I mostly like to fly small private style aircraft, and yes I've had a lesson in a Cessna 172.


NEET Board owner 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:44:13 [Preview] No.198329 del
I am here and not here this weekend. Please don't post anything personal about someone else. If you want to talk to someone privately do so on another place or post your email or get their disposable email to contact you.

Also please don't post personal information or goad people about your personal information. There was one NEET who was trying to find another NEET based on their photograph. Just tell them not to do it and report it. I checked this afternoon and there were no reports? If it's that urgent and you want it removed make a global report as well.

Since these things keep happening I will be looking for more people who want to moderate this place (current two moderators are inactive). Please email:

ausneets@airmail.cc

Type something about yourself:
Who are you?
Why do you want to be a moderator?
Why should I made a moderator?

To confirm who you are please send your email with a code then post a code on here that's in your email. I will look at your post history to determine what you're saying this thread and last. If you have no post history before this post I will not consider your application unless you validate who your are some other way.

Your job will be remove posts that clearly break the rules and respond to reports. You need to justify the bans with reasons. You will not use the position to look at who is making posts and make comments about their posts, unless they have a violate a rule. If you do you will be removed.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:44:28 [Preview] No.198330 del
>>198311
Cheers, that's the one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:45:07 [Preview] No.198331 del
>>198312
Ah, there's a lot to it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:45:41 [Preview] No.198332 del
>>198320
She may get jealous.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:46:00 [Preview] No.198333 del
If that NEET that buys spices off ebay is still here, I've checked out Amazon and it's got a pretty good selection. Just in case you didn't think of checking there.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:47:17 [Preview] No.198334 del
>>198329
>Type something about yourself:
I like long walks on the beach and banning NEETs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:48:21 [Preview] No.198335 del
got the weekend off bros


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:49:02 [Preview] No.198336 del
>>198329
Typical Nuro drama bullshit.


NEET Board owner 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:49:14 [Preview] No.198337 del
>>198334
Will you do both? What are your thoughts on snags and how to prepare them?


NEET Board owner 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:52:52 [Preview] No.198338 del
>>198336
Last post before I get off this account would be if someone else posted something personal they want removed. It happens and some of the reasons are pretty reasonable. It may be the only time that they use the account to moderate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:52:55 [Preview] No.198339 del
>>198335
Good stuff


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:54:02 [Preview] No.198340 del
>>198335
Any plans for the weekend?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:57:45 [Preview] No.198341 del
>>198332
No,she loves vagina


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:59:19 [Preview] No.198342 del
>>198239
Mandatory viewing for needs who drink.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:59:47 [Preview] No.198343 del
*for NEETs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 08:59:59 [Preview] No.198344 del
I needs a drink


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:01:47 [Preview] No.198345 del
>>198329
Did you ban the doxxing NEET?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:02:06 [Preview] No.198346 del
>>198344
Have a wank


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:02:29 [Preview] No.198347 del
>>198262
Her is your (you).


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:02:51 [Preview] No.198348 del
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>>198344
I hear ya cuz


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:03:34 [Preview] No.198349 del
>>198345
I deleted the post first and will be soon.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:04:40 [Preview] No.198351 del
>>198345
Little Nuro cock sucker


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:04:45 [Preview] No.198352 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:05:26 [Preview] No.198353 del
And when the dumb cunt does it 5 or 6 times it's fair to assume it's deliberate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.198354 del
>>198350
>>198353
What victim blaming. You are a disgrace.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:08:36 [Preview] No.198355 del
Nuro should have been banned for his underage creep shot posts


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:08:43 [Preview] No.198356 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-31/tas-community-rallies-to-support-overseas-students-in-hobart/12512018

>some have been forced to sleep in their cars
They can sleep in the uni library like everyone else.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:13:56 [Preview] No.198359 del
>>198357
>that is all I posted.
>all
It is everything you dumb cunt.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:14:43 [Preview] No.198360 del
Nuro isnt owen. Nuro is pulling another trick.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:14:47 [Preview] No.198361 del
>>198358
>I will set kiwi farms on your pet fuckwit
What a sad threat.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:14:58 [Preview] No.198362 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:16:19 [Preview] No.198363 del
>>198356
sadvioline.youtube


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:16:30 [Preview] No.198364 del
>>198356
Any lonely Tassie NEETs should pop down and see if he can come to some sort of arrangement for room and board with a hot desperate poojeeta or chinkette.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:16:51 [Preview] No.198365 del
Alrighty,fuck you BO you retarded autistic fuck
Cheers to all the NEETs I've had good chats with over the past 6 years but this is a fucking joke.
And yes, I am going to send a pack of rabid autistic fucks here.
Cheers guys
10K


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:17:36 [Preview] No.198366 del
>>198365
You'll be back.
Your type always is.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:17:42 [Preview] No.198367 del
I am not Nuro and few people know pretty well who is the BO. I banned three people.
1. Posting the website.
2. Threatening to call the number from the website.
3. Posting a name from the website.

Your behaviour is appalling. I don't care what you do on other websites. You're responsible for your behaviour.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:18:51 [Preview] No.198368 del
>>198367
Nuro is wanking with glee over this post.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:18:57 [Preview] No.198369 del
>>198361
Reminds me of this

>w-wait til i come back with the rebels!!
>vroom vroom

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5XbYRrneMM [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:19:34 [Preview] No.198370 del
>>198365
I am surprised it was you 10K, I thought you would have known better. Especially given your own security concerns with regard to your tomato growing. I thought you would have understood.

As for the kiwi farms thing, that is just embarrassing mate. Like saying your dad works at nintendo. Nuro does not produce enough content to interest anyone there.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:20:07 [Preview] No.198371 del
God damn this shit is tiring.
>>198368
It's fucking annoying, they ignore the fact that he's the main cause of this trouble.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:20:20 [Preview] No.198372 del
>>198365
If you're the second person on the list >>198367 I will unban you on appeal but not the other two posters.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:20:47 [Preview] No.198373 del
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>>198329
>>198337
>>198338
Yo i was too busy dealing with shit today to report it. I will be having words with Odilli in regards to today and the second fucking bullshit attempted at doxing me personally during a family tradegy. Dont care if i nuke this place to fuck that one psycho twisted boong from a bad home he is the problem and ruined everything again.

>>198350
once again you are a disgrace and will be blamed for the end of this place


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.198374 del
Making this now...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LkTwd5qmvd [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.198375 del
>>198374
>Video unavailable


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:10 [Preview] No.198376 del
>>198337
I am not particular about whether the onions go on top or on the bottom.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.198377 del
The iron bar of Mr Murphy comes down once again.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:19 [Preview] No.198378 del
>>198373
I'm disgusted with your obvious trickery Nuro. You set this shit in motion when you heard about the car crash. Now your twisted mechanism is getting you lavish amounts of the attention you crave. It is you that will be blamed for the end of this place.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.198379 del
>>198371
Stop engaging in it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:37 [Preview] No.198380 del
>>198341
What a homo


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.198381 del
>>198347
Thank you.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:25:43 [Preview] No.198382 del
>>198360
Such a clever ruse.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:25:54 [Preview] No.198383 del
>>198379
Out of all the posts talking about this shit you reply to mine.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:27:02 [Preview] No.198384 del
Holy shit 200th thread

fuck yeah neets good on all of you


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.198385 del
>>198365
If Nuro makes me miss out on a bud bum varse pic, I may switch sides and become an anti_nuro NEET


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:27:04 [Preview] No.198386 del
>>198378
Nuro is just a middle-aged alcoholic who likes to get (you)s on the forums. He is not a criminal mastermind who plays 4D chess.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:27:14 [Preview] No.198387 del
>>198367
>>198371
>>198372
#BO BE AN IRON FIST
DONT RETRACT ON YOUR RULING
HE WILL FUCK WITH YOUR MIND
GET YOU TO QUESTION YOURSELF

YOU ARE IN A FOG OF WAR
ADMINISTRATE
SHUT PLACE DOWN
EVALUATE YOUR POSITION TOMORROW
PEOPLE WERE HOSTILE AND ATTEMPTING DOX SOMEONES MERE MISFORTUNE
LEAVE THE SHITTY POO POSTS AND VOCAROOS TILL TOMORROW MORN
NIGHT


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:28:29 [Preview] No.198388 del
>>198384
Thank you.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:28:36 [Preview] No.198389 del
>>198387
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:28:42 [Preview] No.198390 del
>>198385
10K needs to take responsibility for his own actions. He deprived the board of the bumbud pic through his own bad actions.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:28:57 [Preview] No.198391 del
>>198386
>>198378
STFU FAGGOT IM OUTTA HERE


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:29:03 [Preview] No.198392 del
Literally dripping with sweat, this giant ball fever is fucking mental.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:29:49 [Preview] No.198394 del
>>198333
I've never bought anything from Amazon and tbh the site confuses the fuck outta me.

>>198355
Yep, but no one 'reported' it...
The BO needs to hand this place to someone who actually spends time here and not palming the responsibility to a mod...


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:08 [Preview] No.198395 del
>>198392
>Ball fever

wat?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:29 [Preview] No.198396 del
>>198390
But I missed out.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:31 [Preview] No.198397 del
>>198392
Please go to the hospital. I worry something is seriously wrong with you. What did the doctor say today?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:38 [Preview] No.198398 del
>>198375
Guga Foods channel - '1940's patty melt sandwich'.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:51 [Preview] No.198399 del
>>198395
I have a giant testicle.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:30:58 [Preview] No.198400 del
>>198388
u big cutie


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:31:26 [Preview] No.198401 del
>>198397
I haven't been back since Tuesday.
Its not as painful now but I feel really out of it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:32:11 [Preview] No.198402 del
>>198329
hi dad


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:32:13 [Preview] No.198403 del
>>198392
Is it getting better at all? Don't be shy in going to the hospital again. Be better than sitting at home suffering.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:32:22 [Preview] No.198404 del
It might be the antibiotics.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:32:27 [Preview] No.198405 del
>>198394
I am here most of the time. I check the mod screen more frequently when I am not able to read each post. Making a report tells me that I need to be here. Getting angry over me not being here because I am not told to take action when no action is taken confuses me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:33:01 [Preview] No.198406 del
>>198394
> i spent months trying to kiwifarm nuro and cause him personal harm
>b-b-but he posted some pics senior grade whores at the beach

man you are one deluded fuck


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.198407 del
>>198401
They can give you pain relief by an IV drip and fluids to make you feel better.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:33:08 [Preview] No.198408 del
>>198399
And a fever? sounds like a sexually transmitted infection


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:33:31 [Preview] No.198409 del
>>198403
The skin on my ball bag has gone dry and flaky, meaning that there are antibiotics killing shit inside and the body is healing, sort of. Fucking slow though/


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:33:53 [Preview] No.198410 del
>>198406
Can you please cut it out?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:34:03 [Preview] No.198411 del
>>198404
Get it sorted out there in a hospital where they can treat you.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:34:54 [Preview] No.198412 del
>>198407
Last time they put me on iv antibiotics, it cleared up in a couple of days.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:35:04 [Preview] No.198413 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:35:35 [Preview] No.198414 del
>>198405
I never make reports because I just assume the BO here reads all the posts so will see a post himself as soon as he would see a report for one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:35:54 [Preview] No.198415 del
>>198408
Nah, it's a bacterial infection. I get them now and then but usually not this bad.
It relates to why I was DSP, only a few of the older, more learned NEETs who care know.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:35:55 [Preview] No.198416 del
>>198412
As much as I hate hospitals I would rather be treated in a few days rather than a week or two tbqh


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:36:02 [Preview] No.198417 del
He could have scrotum cancer from excessive wanking.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:36:26 [Preview] No.198418 del
>>198411
I think I'll go back in the morning.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.198419 del
>>198409
>meaning that there are antibiotics killing shit inside and the body is healing
Is this a professional medical opinion that was relayed to you or just your speculation on what it means?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:37:01 [Preview] No.198420 del
You need a NEET to deflate your balls.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:37:49 [Preview] No.198421 del
>>198413
Typical response, shouldn't have expected any better.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:37:58 [Preview] No.198422 del
>>198415
>a few
I thought I was the only one. I thought I was special.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:38:47 [Preview] No.198423 del
>>198414
I don't. I don't even know who the gook night poster is but I wonder and that's kart of the mystery. I also check every 15 to 20 minutes for a an hour or two after I ban someone to review their appeal. I will unban someone and apologise if I made a mistake. It makes me feel awful.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:38:54 [Preview] No.198424 del
>>198418
Good idea. They should have given you the IV antibiotics straight up. Plus some pain meds.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:39:07 [Preview] No.198425 del
>>198422
You are the only one I know that knows but I have on a couple occasions mentioned it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:39:30 [Preview] No.198426 del
>>198418
That sounds like the best bet, if it gets worse then you should probably go tonight though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:40:18 [Preview] No.198427 del
>>198423
Oriental fancier will forever be a mystery, I can understand feeling about about dropping the banhammer of folks though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.198428 del
>>198427
He's part of the NoFun conspiracy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:41:29 [Preview] No.198429 del
>>198414
the nasty NEET is like your common nigger, he knows he can fuck with general white populace with no retribution he has never felt a steel bar in the face yet


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:42:08 [Preview] No.198430 del
>>198419
Nah, excess skin growing don't know if that's the right term means white blood cells are fixing shit inside. The body kind of goes into overdrive in the area affected.
If you've broken an arm or leg, like badly, not just a fracture, inside the cast will have a fuckload of stinky dead skin. More than how much you normally lose.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:42:47 [Preview] No.198431 del
I propose an exodus. An /aus3.0, free of Numpy and whoever the fuck this BO is.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.198432 del
>>198426
>>198424
I've said it for the past two nights


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:43:21 [Preview] No.198433 del
A good BO tends his flock in such a manner that bans are not necessary because he makes it clear what is acceptable and what is not and everyone understands the lines and does not overstep them. Our BO is not a good shepherd.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.198434 del
Hmm.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:45:16 [Preview] No.198435 del
>>198431
And nuro
>>198433
Nuro is a big factor in this as well


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:45:30 [Preview] No.198436 del
>>198431
/ausneet/ 3.0 is waiting for you sweety its www.endchan.net/boongprisonfags/


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:46:12 [Preview] No.198437 del
It's fine here- all the people who say otherwise are new


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:46:27 [Preview] No.198438 del
>>198435
this post is better suited for /boongprisonfags/


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:46:58 [Preview] No.198439 del
>>198431
>>198433
Please feel free to post where ever you want. I will be here and occasionally on the other places for an odd post or two. Post the links if you really want to leave. Don't be talk, take action as you have said.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:47:48 [Preview] No.198440 del
>>198437
I feel that way too but if people want to leave and post links to elsewhere they are free to go.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:48:46 [Preview] No.198441 del
>>198436
I don't believe you really like unna.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:55:10 [Preview] No.198442 del
I wish all the NEETs could just be nice to each other.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:55:23 [Preview] No.198443 del
>>198440
Don't people get it, our community is being deliberately fragmented.
When they realized 8ch would just spawn clones all they could do was to divide us up further and further.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:56:38 [Preview] No.198444 del
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>>198441
made a banner 4 u


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:57:50 [Preview] No.198445 del
>>198442
That's the dream, sadly I don't see that ever happening. I hope I'm wrong though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:57:58 [Preview] No.198446 del
>>198444
Well bannered.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 09:59:55 [Preview] No.198447 del
>>198444
I have made you about 20 banners and this is how you repay me?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:00:14 [Preview] No.198448 del
>>198443
>deliberately


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.198449 del
>>198447
It is pretty good repayment.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:01:25 [Preview] No.198450 del
>>198448
Yes, isn't that apparent?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:03:13 [Preview] No.198451 del
i am pretending to be nuro to accelerate fragmentation awareness. my balls itch and my arse is hungry for cock.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:04:16 [Preview] No.198452 del
Fucking Monaro, all along, again.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:04:53 [Preview] No.198453 del
>>198451
You are the reason why 10k doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:04:56 [Preview] No.198454 del
>>198443
They can do whatever they want. I will be here and I can imagine other NEETs will be to.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:05:53 [Preview] No.198455 del
>>198454
All three are active again.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:05:56 [Preview] No.198456 del
>>198453
i am the reason 10k doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:06:10 [Preview] No.198457 del
>>198451
>balls itch
Scratch 'em!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:06:18 [Preview] No.198458 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.198459 del
>>198456
That's not a nice thing to say.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:06:55 [Preview] No.198460 del
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I recorded a nice song to soothe the NEETs souls.

https://vocaroo.com/mnFaaya9Fzz


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:07:35 [Preview] No.198461 del
Is Nuro being impersonated?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:08:14 [Preview] No.198462 del
(3.70 MB 2448x3264 Patty Melt 1.jpg)
(3.90 MB 3264x2448 Patty Melt 2.jpg)
(3.16 MB 3264x2448 Patty Melt 3.jpg)
I only made the filling not the entire dish/sandwich.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:08:53 [Preview] No.198463 del
>>198461
Who the fuck knows anymore, Nuro is a big enough dickhead as it is the last thing we need is people impersonating him as well


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:09:35 [Preview] No.198464 del
>>198460
Nice music. Please perfect that microphone, it is better but I need enjoy all the depth I can.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:10:42 [Preview] No.198465 del
>>198460
Listening to it now. Sounds good so far.
>>198462
The tail of your p loops like mine does. Dish looks good so far.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:11:14 [Preview] No.198466 del
>>198462
That looks pretty tasty on its own tbh


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:11:45 [Preview] No.198467 del
>>198462
How was it?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:12:08 [Preview] No.198468 del
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>>198462
unsure if the master chef neet would put pre-sliced cheese in mince.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:12:11 [Preview] No.198469 del
>>198460
Enjoying it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:13:08 [Preview] No.198470 del
>>198462
That looks very good.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:13:30 [Preview] No.198471 del
>>198468
I am not cooking NEET but it's nice as it completely melts it and spreads the cheesy flavour throughout the meat.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:13:32 [Preview] No.198472 del
I should have made banners of cookingNEETs creations.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:13:49 [Preview] No.198473 del
>>198464
I tried a different position on my cabinet, it sounds better but I'd need a good mic like SM57 or something, regardless, I think it has a more raw sound than the amp sim on my phone.

>>198465
>>198469
Thanks.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:14:51 [Preview] No.198474 del
>>198472
He actually deserves it.
>>198473
The song sounds familiar but I'm blanking on the band/song name. I haven't really listened to metal in ages.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:15:26 [Preview] No.198475 del
>>198444
>>198444
>>198444

confirmed boong wizzy in jail


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:15:51 [Preview] No.198476 del
>>198472
Focus on the used by dates.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.198477 del
>>198474
>He actually deserves it.
He produces an awful lot of HQ OC.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:16:15 [Preview] No.198478 del
>>198460
A Rare shire


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:16:33 [Preview] No.198479 del
wizzy lives matter


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:17:33 [Preview] No.198480 del
>>198474
>The song sounds familiar but I'm blanking on the band/song name. I haven't really listened to metal in ages

Moonshield by In Flames.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmcC9aJkBlw [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:19:13 [Preview] No.198481 del
>>198461
yeha

>>198463
anyone can impersonate anyone but some fuckwit from a bad home has no manners and its not nuro


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:19:21 [Preview] No.198482 del
>>198480
Interesting, I've never heard of this band before yet they sound extremely familiar.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:19:56 [Preview] No.198483 del
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>>198476
A true master does not blame his tools.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:20:12 [Preview] No.198484 del
>>198481
I don't give a shit anymore.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:20:32 [Preview] No.198485 del
>>198482
Swedish melodic metal band from the 90s, their newer stuff is kinda meh.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:20:53 [Preview] No.198486 del
>>198373
> Dont care if i nuke this place to fuck that one psycho twisted boong from a bad home he is the problem and ruined everything again.
Just leave the board if you're so upset that no one likes you here.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:21:59 [Preview] No.198487 del
>>198460
Now that's a sexy guitar!

Sounded like System of a Down until I heard the vocals. Who's the artist?

>>198467
>>198466
>>198465
It's definitely something you could just eat out of a bowl but it's supposed to be eaten as a sandwich/burger with a couple more slices of processed cheese.

>>198470
>>198468
That's what the recipe called for. There's a special type of salt in processed cheese (sodium citrate) which helps to bind/emulsify the cheese fats. Look up the KRAFT cheese guy who invented it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:22:09 [Preview] No.198488 del
>>198483
Deliciously bannered.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:22:22 [Preview] No.198489 del
>>198473
Please do not be discouraged by my comments I've still very much enjoyed what you have posted.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:22:25 [Preview] No.198490 del
I went shopping without a list and now I have random food I can't cook anything with


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:22:28 [Preview] No.198491 del
>>198485
Maybe I did used to listen to them but the decade since high school when I stopped listening to metal made me forget about them. Maybe I'm just munted from all the weed too though. Melodic metal was within the circle of metal subgenres I used to enjoy, I know that.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:23:02 [Preview] No.198492 del
>>198475
Make a counter banner Wizzy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:23:04 [Preview] No.198493 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:23:22 [Preview] No.198494 del
>>198474
>He actually deserves it.

nuro humbled himself from his previous behavior and one bad neet has extreme case of tall poppy syndrome and wants to cut him down in repeated autistic fits


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:24:00 [Preview] No.198495 del
>>198490
You need to copy what cooking NEET gats.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:24:58 [Preview] No.198496 del
>>198483
LOL. Thank you!


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:25:43 [Preview] No.198497 del
>>198494
Nice to know, that shit has barely anything to do with my post though.
>>198490
What kind of food did you get?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:26:08 [Preview] No.198498 del
>>198487
>Who's the artist?

In flames, I'm glad you like my Les Paul.

>>198489
I'm not discouraged, I plan on getting a SM57 or something to better recordings, I have a shit load of time on my hands, and a lot of stuff I've just never recorded, mainly improve stuff, but I could make my own songs, just need the gear for it.

>>198491
I got into them around 98, that song I recorded along to is from around 95, like their genere, they are very melodic which I enjoy playing along to, very folkish.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:26:32 [Preview] No.198499 del
>>198460
Very nicely done.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:26:42 [Preview] No.198500 del
>>198498
imrpov**


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:27:36 [Preview] No.198501 del
>>198498
Folk metal was my main jam in high school.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.198502 del
Let's say I want to emmigrate to Aussi, what would I need?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:28:49 [Preview] No.198503 del
>>198471
no qualms there pseudo-cooking neet, looks tasty!

>>198483
a superior banner for a superior board


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:29:41 [Preview] No.198504 del
>>198502
>what would I need?
A skill that is in demand here. There is a list on the government immigration website.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:29:56 [Preview] No.198505 del
>>198494
>ran from an arrest
lol
That's old news anyway


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:29:59 [Preview] No.198506 del
>>198503
>pseudo-
Hmmmmm


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:30:22 [Preview] No.198507 del
>>198496
>Thank you!
I really should've been making them for you this whole time.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:30:33 [Preview] No.198508 del
>>198501
It's good stuff, although In Flames was never really a folk metal band, they have this highly melodic song structure and folkish lyrical themes, mostly around space travel, aliens and mythology

https://youtube.com/watch?v=clOjIMNCJmc [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:31:17 [Preview] No.198509 del
>>198502
Either a GF to marry or a skill needed for some sort of higher up job.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:31:47 [Preview] No.198510 del
>>198506
Microwaving snags is pseudo cooking.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:32:22 [Preview] No.198511 del
>>198510
Bullshit, it is the heart of gourmet.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:32:26 [Preview] No.198512 del
>>198502
Are you really Macedonian? Or is that just the flag Endchan blessed you with?
>>198508
I liked Eluveitie's older stuff. I heard their latest album (or at least latest at the time, post 2010) and I wasn't really impressed. That band helped me discover the hurdy gurdy, then I quickly learnt how expensive they are and decided I won't try to learn it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:33:00 [Preview] No.198514 del
>>198493
The start of it really did sound like the song Toxicity by SOAD


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:33:11 [Preview] No.198515 del
>>198510
With a paper towel you can cook a number of things.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:33:28 [Preview] No.198516 del
>>198497
Whole chicken, dried beans, cabbage,pickles

IDK there are too many coofers in the supermarket and I get spooked


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:33:48 [Preview] No.198517 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:34:00 [Preview] No.198518 del
>>198508
A body of flesh that carried no reflection


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:34:26 [Preview] No.198519 del
>>198513
Okay, settle down. Not sure why you have a problem with me for.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:34:44 [Preview] No.198520 del
>>198512
Eluveitie is great and hurdy gurdy's are weird.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:35:03 [Preview] No.198521 del
Thinking about aboriginal anal


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:35:07 [Preview] No.198522 del
/boongprisonfags/ RISE UP !


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:35:58 [Preview] No.198523 del
>>198521
This is a better meme than the CBT one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:36:06 [Preview] No.198524 del
>>198519
YOUR FUCKED CUNT


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:36:19 [Preview] No.198525 del
>>198520
I dislike the tone of a hurdy gurdy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:36:37 [Preview] No.198526 del
Fuck tony.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:36:51 [Preview] No.198527 del
>>198524
Can you cut it out, please. I'm asking politely.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:37:12 [Preview] No.198528 del
>>198525
Like a funky violin or something, I'd like to try playing one.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:38:19 [Preview] No.198529 del
>>198528
It's got a snarly nasal tone that I don't like.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:38:45 [Preview] No.198530 del
>>198522
Gape, lick and love.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:39:32 [Preview] No.198531 del
>>198527
You're a good NEET for asking so nicely and repeating yourself.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:40:31 [Preview] No.198532 del
>>198526
Tony wanted to use the money to open a proctology clinic to benefit local indigenous communities and look what they are doing to him.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:42:16 [Preview] No.198533 del
>>198531
I just wanted somewhere comfy to be able to shitpost and over the years those places started to disappear. This was one of the last places left but that changed a while ago, I guess I was just in denial about that.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:47:20 [Preview] No.198534 del
Shitposting on the internet is a dying pastime.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:47:43 [Preview] No.198535 del
Can Nuro just leave? this place used to be an comfy place to relax before he came here with all his bullshit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:48:01 [Preview] No.198536 del
>>198533
It has changed but life always moves forward. Try to find something you like about this place now.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:49:09 [Preview] No.198537 del
>>198534
Next time you're in the toilet doing a poo, take a snap and post it here. It won't die if you're keeping it alive.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:49:49 [Preview] No.198538 del
>>198534
It really is.
>>198536
I'll try to do that tomorrow.
Goodnight NEETs. Might see you all tomorrow or take the day off and come back Sunday. Pretty burnt out after all this shit today.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:50:01 [Preview] No.198539 del
>>198534
incorrect (correct)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:51:30 [Preview] No.198540 del
>>198538
see ya neet

goodnight neets


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:52:07 [Preview] No.198541 del
>>198409
What ever you do, don't itch the skin too hard, you'll end up with excess scrotum skin like me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:54:08 [Preview] No.198542 del
>>198538
Good night.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:54:33 [Preview] No.198543 del
>>198535
Can the DOXXER just leave? this place used to be an comfy place to relax before he came here with all his DOXXING AND IMPERSONATION AND DOXXING AND IMPERSONATION bullshit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:56:24 [Preview] No.198544 del
Bluegrass cover of the song I covered.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x7NhbVTORzA [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:57:46 [Preview] No.198545 del
>>198538
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 10:58:07 [Preview] No.198546 del
>>198535
Disregard Nuro, become comfy.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:00:06 [Preview] No.198547 del
>>198546
Before
All
Shit
Definitely
Escalted
Disgracefully


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:01:08 [Preview] No.198548 del
>>198538
Good night. I think we all need a break from this place.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:01:22 [Preview] No.198549 del
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>>198546
at least nuro ties a name and a flag to his bulll shit unlike you fucking you anonymous coward


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:03:21 [Preview] No.198550 del
Dropped my cheese on the floor.
Can't eat it anymore even though I have crackers just for the cheese.
I could get some hummus or some more cheese but that would require more crackers. The cycle never ends.
I'm going to cube it quite finely and give it to female roommate for her to feed to her rats.
Drunk for the first time in several months.
Nice to relax a bit. Feeling pretty good. Going to take it easy tonight. Been working like a dog all week.
Going to have some more of my stew in a minute and get back to watching The Naked Gun: From The Files of Police Squad! (1988). Not a great series of films but I am very fond of them although I can see why most neets wouldn't like them.
Been feeling pretty good the last few weeks. Less depressed. Less lonely and all that even though you guys are my only social interaction. I've been using a facial cleanser and a facial moisturizer twice a day as an anti-aging thing. Maybe when I am in my late twenties or early thirties and have a good job I will be able to find a gold digger who will pretend to love me but still be a suitable age for having children. Maybe I am just different, I don't know. I fantasise about marrying an native English speaking girl, typically a kiwi or an Australian than I do with any foreign women. I think that is because I believe I can be more direct and communicate more effectively with an Australian or Kiwi girl than I could with say a French or German girl. I may very well have to resort to marrying a woman from a poor country like Romania or Ukraine or something. I am decent looking and quite fit but incredibly shy which is just social suicide it seems. I don't think I am any worse than the other people major in physics/maths (I am doing a double degree) but I somehow am still single whilst others somehow end up with a girl.
I don't drink very often because my old man was a terrible alcoholic but I am in much better control of myself than him and don't use alcohol to handle my emotions like he did.
Thinking of making pancakes tomorrow morning as I haven't done it in a while but that will require buying eggs as neither I nor female roommate have any.
I have started buying some cookware as a result of female roommate moving out soon. I now have a nice pot and a nice pan. Most of the cookware is hers, I won't need to buy much however as the girl that is replacing female roommate loves cooking and is a big spender so she has lots of nice cookware I will be able to use. Looking forward to making good use of her slow cooker. The simplicity appeals to a neet like me.
I cut my hair today. I look younger if I wear it a bit shorter.
I really appreciate talking to you guys.
Not only are you my only friends now, you are the only friends I have ever had. I love you all.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:03:36 [Preview] No.198551 del
Everyone is getting sick
Will NEETs be safe?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:04:15 [Preview] No.198552 del
>>198547
Before
A
Nigger
Nigged
Entire
Discussion


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:04:33 [Preview] No.198553 del
>>198550
We love you too NEET


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:05:21 [Preview] No.198554 del
>>198550
>>198553
pathetic samefag KYS


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:05:25 [Preview] No.198555 del
>>198549
I keep out of Nuro drama by disregarding him.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:05:50 [Preview] No.198556 del
>>198550
Didn't realise how long that post was.
Just a stream of consciousness really. It is definitely worse when I am drunk.
I am about to go and get some stew from the fridge but I am worried female roommate will think poorly of me for getting drunk alone in my room.


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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:06:43 [Preview] No.198558 del
>>198550
Sucks about the cheese.

Drink plenty of water before going to sleep. Even if you wake up to go to the bathroom you will feel better.

Good luck with your studies. You'll at least end with a nice degree.

I am having pancakes tomorrow too.

We love you too.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:06:52 [Preview] No.198559 del
>>198550
I am glad you are in good spirits and consider us your friends, that is very flattering.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:07:14 [Preview] No.198560 del
>>198555
That's pretty based.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:08:08 [Preview] No.198561 del
>>198550
Holy fuck that's a lot of words. I should have a reply ready for you come the next thread or the one thereafter.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:08:16 [Preview] No.198562 del
>>198556
Don't worry about your room mate and you getting drunk, having a few drinks and chilling with your NEET buddies is no harm.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:08:23 [Preview] No.198563 del
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>>198554
>samefagging
Please be nice to the NEETS


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:09:21 [Preview] No.198564 del
>>198543
Incorrect.
>>198546
It's pretty hard with all this bullshit he leaves in his wake.
>>198549
This is an anonymous site, if you don't like that you can leave and try your luck on another website such as facebook or reddit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:09:30 [Preview] No.198565 del
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>>198557
yes i seperate VPN and TOR browsers too kiddo


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:10:15 [Preview] No.198566 del
My scrotum lives a life of excess.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.198567 del
>>198566
Excessively painful scrotum fluid?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:10:59 [Preview] No.198568 del
What ever happened to this campaign:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTBftExjXuU [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:11:08 [Preview] No.198569 del
>>198549
I like how you used a gif from The Big Boss. Because numpty is now that according to himself.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:11:40 [Preview] No.198570 del
I hope I didn't trigger that NEET who hates the moon with my moon song.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:11:47 [Preview] No.198571 del
>>198566
Have you ever tried wanking it?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:12:28 [Preview] No.198572 del
>>198550
>Not a great series of films
I like them.

>I love you all.
Love you too m8.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:12:52 [Preview] No.198573 del
>>198567
Excessive scrotal discomfort.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:13:27 [Preview] No.198574 del
>>198554
Narky cunt.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:14:43 [Preview] No.198575 del
>>198564
we have been through this before and the neet that is jealous of nuro is the problem evertime. non-nuro

> disadvantaged
> a boongook
> had years of suffering
> is an NPC
> has not been laid
> has not driven a car
> is triggered by every single bravado or luck nuro displays here

in short one sad motherfucking shitball

KYS


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:14:59 [Preview] No.198576 del
>>198568
I saw a funny tweet it said: George Floyd is the 2020 Harambe.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:15:15 [Preview] No.198577 del
Thinking about that Dutch oven again.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:15:49 [Preview] No.198578 del
>>198577
The Dutch are very rude.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:16:03 [Preview] No.198579 del
>>198575
"It's not me, it's everyone else"
Quite sad actually.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:16:20 [Preview] No.198580 del
>>198576
Where is the dicks out for Floyd campaign?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:17:35 [Preview] No.198581 del
>>198578
Their ovens can be very fragrant.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.198582 del
>>198553
>>198558
>>198559
>>198562
>>198572
Thanks neets. I honestly think I would've topped myself back in 2016 if it wasn't for you guys on /aus/.

>>198561
I didn't mean for it to be that long. If you skip it you definitely aren't missing anything.

>>198565
>>198554
Just realised you are nuro.
No wonder you are such a narky neet.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:23:05 [Preview] No.198583 del
>>198582
How did you find the new female roommate? Is she someone you know?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:23:50 [Preview] No.198584 del
>>198579
ITS ONE PERSON AND YOU ARE IT

suicide would end your history of constant failures nicely


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:25:01 [Preview] No.198585 del
>>198582
> I honestly think I would've topped myself back in 2016 if it wasn't for you guys on /aus


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:25:11 [Preview] No.198586 del
>>198582
> nuro
> narky

shit banter m8


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:25:20 [Preview] No.198587 del
>>198583
Yes. Sort of in the family by paper.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:25:21 [Preview] No.198588 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:25:54 [Preview] No.198589 del
>>198588
>>198585
Have you got something to say, m8?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:26:16 [Preview] No.198590 del
>>198586
It wasn't meant to be banter.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:26:23 [Preview] No.198591 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:27:32 [Preview] No.198592 del
Group hug, group wank.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:28:29 [Preview] No.198593 del
>>198590
fix your life up fuckhead and spend some time away from this place


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:28:51 [Preview] No.198594 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:31:41 [Preview] No.198595 del
>>198550
Naw, you're a niceNEET.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.198596 del
I'm ugly. Good night from Mr Ugly.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:33:12 [Preview] No.198597 del
>>198596
You are beautiful. Good night.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:33:17 [Preview] No.198598 del
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>>198594
its almost as if the nuro-antagonist is seeing his life fall apart at the seams


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:33:21 [Preview] No.198599 del
>>198594
Soggier the better tbh


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:33:44 [Preview] No.198600 del
>>198596
Good night Beautiful NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:35:01 [Preview] No.198601 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:35:44 [Preview] No.198602 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and don't let the goon sweats dehydrated you.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:36:01 [Preview] No.198603 del
>>198587
Hopefully you feel more comfortable around her than the current one. Good luck mate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:36:54 [Preview] No.198604 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:39:26 [Preview] No.198605 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:51:58 [Preview] No.198606 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:52:03 [Preview] No.198607 del
Got distracted by a hapa background image while browsing a webpage.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:52:40 [Preview] No.198608 del
>>198512
>>198504
>>198509
Yeah, I'm an actual Macedonian, it's actually unbereably depressing to live in a country where the average wage is 300~400 euros then there are bills you have to pay. The commie block architecture isn't helping out either.
As for skills, programming, high-trades and something similar to those?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:53:05 [Preview] No.198609 del
>>198607
Shitey I hope that is not you. You are moving past all that.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:54:36 [Preview] No.198610 del
>>198608
Trades, builder, electricians and plumbers get paid pretty good here, I guess you could try applying for a work visa here, currently though everything is locked down due to corona virus.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:55:00 [Preview] No.198611 del
>>198608
There is a government list of the skills that can get you a visa. Just google it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:55:36 [Preview] No.198612 del
>>198606
A good one to have on while mowing the lawn.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 11:56:18 [Preview] No.198613 del
>>198612
Thank you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LzygkxPK6YA [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:01:45 [Preview] No.198614 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:02:07 [Preview] No.198615 del
>>198614
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:05:01 [Preview] No.198616 del
>>198614
Gook night.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:08:37 [Preview] No.198617 del
>>198614
sick of your poor taste TBPH


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:09:03 [Preview] No.198618 del
>>198611
>>198608
Thank you for pointing me where to look. Have this nostalgic song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vm2ibnzM1YI [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:09:29 [Preview] No.198619 del
>>198614
good night gook girl. don't get sand in your knickers


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:10:33 [Preview] No.198621 del
>>198619
Sand in the undies is always uncomfortable.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:11:38 [Preview] No.198622 del
>>198621
poor taste in women is worse


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:12:32 [Preview] No.198623 del
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>>198620
DIVIDE BY MELBOURBE


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:12:44 [Preview] No.198624 del
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>>198620
0.5 cases per 1000 residents where I live. Could be worse.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:12:48 [Preview] No.198625 del
>>198618
I like these guys, I need to learn/cover this song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:13:00 [Preview] No.198626 del
>>198618
Pretty good song.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:15:22 [Preview] No.198627 del
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>>198608
Fuck off. We don't need anymore disease ridden foreigners bringing viruses into the country.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:17:55 [Preview] No.198628 del
>>198627
Rude, Macedonians are okay, my psychologist was Macedonian, very wise.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:19:00 [Preview] No.198629 del
>>198627
There is no need to be nasty.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:19:32 [Preview] No.198630 del
>>198628
Modern macedonians are slavs, even worse than greeks. They probably spend all day slav squatting.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:20:28 [Preview] No.198632 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:28:58 [Preview] No.198633 del
>>198627
I think this neet needs to learn that DIVERSITY MAKES US STRONGER


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:30:52 [Preview] No.198634 del
>>198633
Indeed.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:31:32 [Preview] No.198635 del
>>198633
>us
being the NWO globalhomo
>we
whitoids whos future has been stolen


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:35:39 [Preview] No.198636 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:35:48 [Preview] No.198637 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:37:24 [Preview] No.198638 del


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:39:49 [Preview] No.198639 del
Got a pack of chockie bikies
Real butter, 40% choc chip


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:40:16 [Preview] No.198640 del
>>198639
Sounds yum.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:43:00 [Preview] No.198641 del
>>198639
Wondering if warming them in the oven a bit would be a good idea


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:43:39 [Preview] No.198642 del
I'm not sure that qualifies as a biscuit, I hate to think how many carbs would be involved


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:45:35 [Preview] No.198643 del
>>198641
waht the Macedonians ??


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:45:38 [Preview] No.198644 del
Cindy got this new bega peanut butter the other day, it's fairly running and smooth but godamn is it good.

Think it's called Bega Simply Nuts, I believe it's the smooth variety.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:50:53 [Preview] No.198645 del
>>198644
I might give it a try.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:51:11 [Preview] No.198646 del
>>198643
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 12:55:44 [Preview] No.198647 del
What can victoria do to stop people from bad homes from continuing to spread the virus?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:01:18 [Preview] No.198648 del
>>198647
quarantine /ausneets/ and put them in /boongprisonfags/


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:02:08 [Preview] No.198649 del
Test.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:04:09 [Preview] No.198650 del
>>198647
Weld them all into their houses


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:13:28 [Preview] No.198651 del
>>198649
I hope you're not evading a ban.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:13:52 [Preview] No.198652 del
>>198650
Might be the only option at this point.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:16:04 [Preview] No.198653 del
>tfw undressed.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:16:16 [Preview] No.198654 del
>>198651
Not deliberately.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:17:19 [Preview] No.198655 del
>>198653
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QMoXON7k--c [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:19:15 [Preview] No.198656 del
>>198655
>Tom Jones

Damn.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:21:51 [Preview] No.198657 del
>>198642
It has more sugar than flour.
13.3gms of carbs in each biscuit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:22:19 [Preview] No.198658 del
>>198644
Sounds sexual.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:22:48 [Preview] No.198659 del
>>198653
Send us a sexy bulge pic


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:24:27 [Preview] No.198660 del
Did Nuro drive 10K away?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:25:24 [Preview] No.198661 del
>>198660
10K let his hatred for Nuro consume him.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:26:25 [Preview] No.198662 del
>>198660
Honestly I don't know wtf happened, some neets got mad, some got sad and one got banned.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:44:30 [Preview] No.198663 del
Another NEET has swollen testicles and may end up in hospital, a bad end to the week in general.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:46:05 [Preview] No.198664 del
10k was the neet who kept sperging out around nuro? I should've known.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:49:41 [Preview] No.198665 del
>>198664
>I should've known
Why should you have known? I was taken by surprise.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:51:57 [Preview] No.198666 del
The two oldest NEETs are the naughtiest.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:52:21 [Preview] No.198667 del
Thinking about Bosch eBike Systems.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 14:01:02 [Preview] No.198668 del
Thinking about posh NEET bums.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 14:12:26 [Preview] No.198669 del
>>198657
Have some self respect man.
It's not even proper chocolate, let alone a proper biscuit.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 14:14:42 [Preview] No.198670 del
My favorite biscuit is the humble scotch finger.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 14:29:36 [Preview] No.198671 del
>>198670
Mine is the humble NEET twinkie.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 17:19:30 [Preview] No.198672 del
>>198462
Is that COON?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 17:37:48 [Preview] No.198673 del
>>198608
Just get a circumcision and they will put you on a special fast track to citizenship for (((protected classes)))


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 18:09:30 [Preview] No.198674 del
>>198550
I'm not your friend, mate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 18:30:57 [Preview] No.198675 del
>>198584
Right back at you bro. ;)


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:06:32 [Preview] No.198676 del
>>198669
Why I never


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:07:38 [Preview] No.198677 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 20:47:22 [Preview] No.198678 del
>>198677
Morning neet


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:07:36 [Preview] No.198679 del
>>198673
>>198641
I don't want to be such a person where others will call me an oven dodger.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:12:28 [Preview] No.198680 del
>>198617
>says his taste is poor
>posts some trashy bimbo


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:15:41 [Preview] No.198681 del
Good morning NEETs, lets see how today goes.
>>198677
Morning mate.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:16:56 [Preview] No.198682 del
>>198679
Is there any particular reason why you want to move to Australia? Or is Australia just one of several countries you'd want to escape to?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:19:05 [Preview] No.198683 del
Morning


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:19:38 [Preview] No.198684 del
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>tfw victorian


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:21:08 [Preview] No.198685 del
I’d rather be Victorian than Queenslanderian


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:47:47 [Preview] No.198686 del
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Ireland's road safety adverts are hilarious.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:50:27 [Preview] No.198687 del
>>198686
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 21:53:12 [Preview] No.198688 del
>>198687
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5PuYLHFtWI [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:04:44 [Preview] No.198689 del
>>198683
>>198681
>>198677
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:16:15 [Preview] No.198690 del
>>198689
How are you and do you have any plans for today?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:35:41 [Preview] No.198691 del
Went to the shops.
I got two (2) meat pies, one (1) microwave chicken burger, one (1) packet of lemon tarts, one (1) packet of party mix, two (2) custard tarts, one (1) can of monster, and one (1) sausage mcmuffin meal with a medium flat white.
It's good the BO has let me post on weekends but not weekdays. It's like weekend detention but in reverse.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:38:50 [Preview] No.198692 del
>>198691
Why can't you post during the week?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:39:49 [Preview] No.198693 del
>>198686
If he was a better driver he would have hit the dog and avoided all that


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:40:38 [Preview] No.198694 del
>>198693
I was disappointed they didn't work the horse from the beginning into it. I hate horses. Horrid, stupid animals.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:41:02 [Preview] No.198695 del
>>198692
I ruined Nuro's life yesterday apparently.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:42:53 [Preview] No.198696 del
>>198695
Oh that shit. That little rat was laughing at the shitshow he caused.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:43:23 [Preview] No.198697 del
>>198688
Is that an mp40? The provos were BASED man.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:44:15 [Preview] No.198698 del
>>198696
I'm not sure he had the brains for a long con, and the speed he went from "oh sure" to "BO PERMABAN" was spectacular.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:45:47 [Preview] No.198699 del
>>198697
looked like a Webley pistol at the start, MP40, then an Uzi.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:47:17 [Preview] No.198700 del
>>198682
No, it's not one of the several countries. I find Australia can be a comfy place despite the scorching heat it can reach but I don't mind it due to being used to it.
I just want to do my due by working and then foff from everyone else to the place in middle of nowhere and hopefully grow some kind of home farm, since I come from a family of farmers.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:49:38 [Preview] No.198701 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XDxoF59aLL8 [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:49:53 [Preview] No.198702 del
>>198691
A hearty breakfast, but what will you have for lunch?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:50:11 [Preview] No.198703 del
>>198700
Sounds like a very romanticised outlook. I hope you can achieve it but also please try to be realistic as well. Good luck with your plans though.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:56:21 [Preview] No.198704 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg [Embed]


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:05:16 [Preview] No.198705 del
>>198702
Just a liquid lunch from Dan's.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:05:44 [Preview] No.198706 del
Nuro what are your thoughts on hybrid bicycles


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:06:44 [Preview] No.198707 del
>>198677
Good morning my friend.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:08:14 [Preview] No.198708 del
>>198707
Hello Possum.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:09:37 [Preview] No.198709 del
Why are so many NEETs facing scrotal in this day and age, it's quite concerning.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:11:11 [Preview] No.198710 del
>>198709
I think you missed a word.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:13:17 [Preview] No.198711 del
>>198710
Disaster, scrotal disasters.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:14:36 [Preview] No.198712 del
>>198711
Bond, James Bond.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:18:53 [Preview] No.198713 del
>>198712
James Bond had his balls busted up in Casino Royale.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:19:58 [Preview] No.198714 del
>>198713
He enjoyed every minute of it.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:20:20 [Preview] No.198715 del
>>198550
Finally sober enough to read your wall of text. You sound like a very decent person and I wish you all the best in life. My dad was a drunk and now I am one. Don't become your father.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:22:52 [Preview] No.198716 del
>>198707
>>198689
>>198683
>>198681
>>198678
>>198677
Good morning to all.

>>198690
>any plans for today?
Not really. You?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:26:20 [Preview] No.198717 del
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NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:26:34 [Preview] No.198718 del
>>198716
Same really. Just continue language practice and might play a game later.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:29:41 [Preview] No.198719 del
>>198708
He hates me.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:38:32 [Preview] No.198720 del
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>>198691
>microwave chicken burger

One (1) of these nasty things?


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:40:12 [Preview] No.198721 del
>>198720
Yeah. I think they're OK for that price.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:40:22 [Preview] No.198722 del
I'll need to tinkle my twinkie soon. Might also need a shower as it's starting to smell again.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:40:32 [Preview] No.198723 del
Off to Daniels.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:45:07 [Preview] No.198724 del
Tinkle time.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:45:51 [Preview] No.198725 del
>>198720
Looks vile


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:47:30 [Preview] No.198726 del
>>198715
Thanks neet, I'm impressed you actually went back to read my drunk post.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:52:28 [Preview] No.198727 del
>>198713
No homo but Pierce Brosnan was the most handsome of all the Bond actors. Daniel Craig is rather goofy-looking imo.


NEET 07/31/2020 (Fri) 23:54:35 [Preview] No.198728 del
>>198718
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXRMpMY0iM8 [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:02:21 [Preview] No.198729 del
test


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:07:29 [Preview] No.198730 del
I passed.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:08:22 [Preview] No.198731 del
>>198679
Become a baker.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:11:22 [Preview] No.198733 del
>>198731
I wanted to be a baker. Never got anything back from the bakeries I applied to though.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:12:13 [Preview] No.198734 del
>>198732
I didn't know you had so many babies. I thought I was special.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:18:34 [Preview] No.198735 del
Swollen ball NEET how are you today? Did you sleep well last night?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:18:51 [Preview] No.198736 del
>>198691
> one (1) can of monster
Addict


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:18:59 [Preview] No.198737 del
What started as a scrotal tragedy, ended as a scrotal travesty.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:22:04 [Preview] No.198738 del
>>198680
It's nuro.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:23:07 [Preview] No.198739 del
>>198738
Nuro looks like that?!


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:26:51 [Preview] No.198740 del
>>198739
Nuro is a based, longhaired surfy dude, that's Nuro's GF.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:27:00 [Preview] No.198741 del
>>198734
You are **son*'


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:30:16 [Preview] No.198742 del
The poster is nuro.
He likes trashy women.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:30:17 [Preview] No.198743 del
>>198735
I had more crazy dreams, I had a flying truck that I crashed and a classroom of teachers of which I was one. An exec in the city cried as he rolled towards me, I was naked. I have a headache.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:36:20 [Preview] No.198746 del
>>198743
>An exec in the city cried as he rolled towards me, I was naked
You are seeing the future. The exec was Weber.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:38:25 [Preview] No.198747 del
Pierced taint infection.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:41:25 [Preview] No.198748 del
>>198731
That's quite specific, got anything in mind to be baked?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:42:29 [Preview] No.198749 del
>>198748
I think he just means that bakers are one of the job shortages we have here, so if you become when then it will be easier for you to move here.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:44:01 [Preview] No.198750 del
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>>198702
>>198691

LE STILL NURO


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:46:55 [Preview] No.198751 del
>>198750
>burned mignon


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:48:04 [Preview] No.198752 del
I wanna lick whipped cream off nuro's sweaty bike seat, and let the scent of coffee and bicarb soda fill my nostrils.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:48:37 [Preview] No.198753 del
>>198751
>burned

you mean crispy and FFS i was washing my hair....


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:48:57 [Preview] No.198754 del
>>198752
I forgot to add 'no homo'


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:52:04 [Preview] No.198755 del
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>>198752
> bicarb soda
> scent


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:52:11 [Preview] No.198756 del
>>198750
What are you going to do with that bicycle seat?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:53:00 [Preview] No.198757 del
>>198755
You need to get a hybrid bicycle Nuro, those big mountain bike wheels are slowing you down.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:55:23 [Preview] No.198758 del
Back from Daniels


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:57:09 [Preview] No.198759 del
>>198758
How's he going?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:59:08 [Preview] No.198760 del
>>198759
Dunno. Lana Rhoades served me.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 00:59:16 [Preview] No.198761 del
>>198759
Poisoning the masses, as usual.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:01:38 [Preview] No.198762 del
Kumquat.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:02:26 [Preview] No.198763 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:06:36 [Preview] No.198764 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:06:49 [Preview] No.198765 del
You can all kiss the vagina of my soul!


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:08:07 [Preview] No.198766 del
>>198765
I think you mean the vagene of your rsoul


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:09:05 [Preview] No.198767 del
>>198761
Good to hear


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:11:19 [Preview] No.198769 del
>>198756
it just arrivedd in the mail and i had just opened the package

>>198757
> those big mountain bike wheels are slowing you down.
the tread is required for the beach, and the 29inch tires are tubless and freaking 120 thread per inch kevlar. They are actually a fast wheel and it does not matter when you have a motor and it cuts out at 30km/h


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:12:26 [Preview] No.198770 del
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I am incensed! I just purchased this jug in store and as I was looking for a picture of it to post I see this. Nowhere was this signposted in store, nor did the cashier inform me of it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:13:16 [Preview] No.198771 del
>>198769
>it just arrivedd in the mail
on a satdee


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:16:47 [Preview] No.198772 del
Sleepy.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:17:12 [Preview] No.198773 del
>>198772
Grumpy


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:17:29 [Preview] No.198774 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:17:46 [Preview] No.198775 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:18:05 [Preview] No.198776 del
>>198775
Bashful


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:18:17 [Preview] No.198777 del
>>198771
*ahem* remember i was rather busy yesterday....


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:18:23 [Preview] No.198778 del
>>198776
Sneezy


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:18:42 [Preview] No.198779 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:19:13 [Preview] No.198780 del
>>198772
>>198773
>>198774
>>198775
>>198776
>>198778
>>198779
These are teh names of the seven (7) dwoofs


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:19:31 [Preview] No.198781 del
>>198770
go back there and demand a free jug


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:19:56 [Preview] No.198782 del
>>198780
>dwoofs
bit ableist tbh


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:20:41 [Preview] No.198783 del
>>198781
and a refund of $2.01


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:20:56 [Preview] No.198784 del
I feel like a gnome today.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:21:26 [Preview] No.198785 del
dwoofs > gnomes


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:21:34 [Preview] No.198786 del
Everyone be safe and protect your arses.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:24:06 [Preview] No.198787 del
Possum and the Seven NOOTs


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:27:04 [Preview] No.198788 del
>>198748
>>198749
I meant you can't be an oven dodger if you work in one.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:28:44 [Preview] No.198789 del
>>198760
She's a good lass, never asks me for id.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:29:10 [Preview] No.198790 del
Back in emergency.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:29:28 [Preview] No.198791 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:38:35 [Preview] No.198792 del
>>198783
my time is not worth the fucking around to $2 refunded TBPH

just be based. walk in. grab a jug, walk out and if anyone says anything pull out your reciept they wont


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:38:45 [Preview] No.198793 del
>>198790
Are you trying to score with one of the nurses?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:39:06 [Preview] No.198794 del
>>198790
This is what comes of NEETs joking about CBT.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:48:00 [Preview] No.198795 del
>>198791
You can't even cuddle Gertude's Cat in the game. It's a rip off.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:58:46 [Preview] No.198796 del
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*sigh*


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 01:59:28 [Preview] No.198797 del
>>198796
nigger stole
nigger stole
nigger stole my bike


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:00:23 [Preview] No.198798 del
>>198797
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pOwNzmauI4 [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:12:58 [Preview] No.198799 del
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Nuro wishes he was this based.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:14:14 [Preview] No.198800 del
>>198799
post bollocks


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:14:57 [Preview] No.198801 del
>>198793
The British Indian one wasn't here today.
Got a little Chinese doctor to squeeze my balls.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:16:05 [Preview] No.198802 del
>>198794
Meme magic is no joke.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:17:19 [Preview] No.198803 del
>>198800
Post yours.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:20:36 [Preview] No.198804 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:26:23 [Preview] No.198805 del
>>198790
Good luck mate. I am thinking of you. Keep us posted.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:28:02 [Preview] No.198806 del
>>198799
Is that a private room?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:28:24 [Preview] No.198807 del
>>198801
Had you washed them?


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:30:04 [Preview] No.198809 del
>>198804
That's when it's soft, gets rock hard afterwards.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:31:50 [Preview] No.198810 del
>>198805
Thanks, will do.
Just had my antibiotics, might end up giving a rookie a heart attack thinking I'm having a seizure.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:33:43 [Preview] No.198811 del
>>198806
Yeah SA best A.
That door goes to my private bathroom too and that's almost as big.
It's got a shower and portapotty wheelchair.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:35:29 [Preview] No.198812 del
>>198807
I did, I could tell she was very impressed.
The nurse saw the flickerings of romance blooming and left midway to give her some time alone with me.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:36:17 [Preview] No.198813 del
>>198804
In the space of 24 hours, Weber has doxed Nuro and posted his testicle.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:36:51 [Preview] No.198814 del
>>198799
If you hear giggling behind that curtain, it's just Shitey and the Indian Lady.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:37:29 [Preview] No.198815 del
There's no actual scientific way to work out if someone has microwaved their nuts with paper towels.. Right?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:38:22 [Preview] No.198816 del
>>198814
There's been an awful lot of giggles.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:38:51 [Preview] No.198817 del
>>198816
He has a way with women, our Shitey.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:39:35 [Preview] No.198818 del
Put the oven on to cook a pie.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:42:11 [Preview] No.198819 del
>>198817
If only I was a woman.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:42:53 [Preview] No.198820 del
>>198818
What type?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:43:15 [Preview] No.198821 del
>>198820
fan forced.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:43:31 [Preview] No.198822 del
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>>198813
Weber is a white hat you numpty.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:44:14 [Preview] No.198823 del
>>198821
heh

Balfours square


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:44:45 [Preview] No.198824 del
>>198821
Ladida


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:48:42 [Preview] No.198825 del
>>198801
Did she torture them? Or do you need to be on a private health care plan for that?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:49:47 [Preview] No.198826 del
>>198799
> sent from my Oppo

seems legit. good luck bro.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:51:34 [Preview] No.198827 del
FFS they're admitting me


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:53:05 [Preview] No.198828 del
>>198825
She was mostly kind and gentle.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:53:24 [Preview] No.198829 del
>>198826
Cheers.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:54:52 [Preview] No.198830 del
feeling severely refreshed after the kayak bros


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 02:58:18 [Preview] No.198831 del
>>198830
Who are the kayak bros and what did they do to you to leave you so refreshed?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:00:12 [Preview] No.198832 del
>>198830
like this ?
>>198831
they crushed a solo

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mJSOaO7cAU [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:01:23 [Preview] No.198833 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58 [Embed]

YOU EARNED THE REWARD


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:03:45 [Preview] No.198834 del
>>198827
finally admitting you have glorious bollocks?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:05:17 [Preview] No.198835 del
>>198799
Sorry to hear you're back in hospital. Sending you good wishes and positive thoughts.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:06:56 [Preview] No.198836 del
>>198827
To the psych ward?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:10:43 [Preview] No.198837 del
>>198827
You will get through this. We are here for you.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:13:02 [Preview] No.198838 del
>>198837
And if you don't, leave all your property to the neet compound foundation, care of webby


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:13:45 [Preview] No.198839 del
>>198822
NEET lore has never been your strong point Nuro.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:16:24 [Preview] No.198840 del
>>198717
I can do that.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:16:52 [Preview] No.198841 del
>>198837
>>198835
Thank you for your kind words.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:17:17 [Preview] No.198842 del
>>198833
Thats me, I'm that guy.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:17:24 [Preview] No.198843 del
>>198834
That was never in question.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:18:00 [Preview] No.198844 del
>>198839
He hasn't been here long.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:18:29 [Preview] No.198846 del
>>198836
They just gave me some nurofen.
A sinister plot is brewing.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:19:24 [Preview] No.198847 del
>>198838
All I will leave is the yacht, and that's his already.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:22:07 [Preview] No.198848 del
>>198842
lame
>>198842
lame and if you knew me im not into watersports

>>198846
plus ?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:24:37 [Preview] No.198849 del
Pizza Hut will be giving away 50,000 free pizzas from 3rd to 7th August as part of their 50th birthday. Also it's the last month of Winter which really sucks.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:29:21 [Preview] No.198850 del
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You all realize that thread 200 will live in neetlore infamy because of the machiavellian mechanations of a certain neet who shall not be named.
Nuro even started the thread, which he never does normally, doesnt that indicate that he's played us all like marionettes?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:30:57 [Preview] No.198851 del
>>198847
Possum will contest this.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:33:16 [Preview] No.198852 del
Might get on the goon at exactly 2pm BQST.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:37:27 [Preview] No.198853 del
>>198851
Possum had a little accident on the way home last night. He won't be contesting anything.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:37:36 [Preview] No.198854 del
Got some coke to mix with my scotch and going to have nachos for dindins tonight.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:43:28 [Preview] No.198855 del
Productive day so far.
Going to have a coffee and get back to work.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:44:08 [Preview] No.198856 del
Smack.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.198857 del
>>198853
Please spoiler all gore

>>198854
Nice. Will you be making the nachos?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:47:44 [Preview] No.198858 del
>>198856
where ?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:48:43 [Preview] No.198859 del
>>198855
Good work mate. Just be sure not to burn yourself out.
>>198857
Yeah, I bought the ingredient just then. Mushrooms are going to become a regular part of my taco/nacho mince from now on.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:49:19 [Preview] No.198860 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 03:59:11 [Preview] No.198861 del
>>198859
Do you add red kidney beans? I can't nacho without them, and they must be whole. None of that mushy 'refried' bean slop for me.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:04:05 [Preview] No.198862 del
>>198859
Cheers mate. I'll be taking the night off for the neet movie night and also doing a spot of shopping today.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:07:04 [Preview] No.198863 del
>>198861
Yeah. I got a can of them as well.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:10:51 [Preview] No.198864 del
I fell asleep on the IV, I got woken up by some old wretch screaming 'take me home' over and over.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:18:14 [Preview] No.198865 del
>>198864
The third world nurses torture the old ones for fun.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:19:19 [Preview] No.198866 del
>>198864
Did they take him home?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:22:44 [Preview] No.198868 del
I don't know how anyone can complain about healthcare in this country. Everyone here is an angel.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:24:12 [Preview] No.198869 del
>>198868
I never use healthcare


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:24:44 [Preview] No.198870 del
>>198867
Same way he was going to build a wall and jail Hillary, right?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:25:06 [Preview] No.198871 del
>>198868
People complain about everything.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:26:24 [Preview] No.198872 del
>>198868
Didn't Weber get a $6k bill for getting his eye removed or something?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:31:32 [Preview] No.198873 del
>>198872
That's how much a specialist poojeeta costs.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:37:58 [Preview] No.198874 del
Isn't Whore studying nursing now?
She'd be great for relieving some swollen balls.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:38:06 [Preview] No.198875 del
>>198863
You done got me craving nachos now. I could use the cheesy mince mix I made last night but don't have any corn chips.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:39:07 [Preview] No.198876 del
>>198804
At least it's clean.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:39:50 [Preview] No.198877 del
>>198804
It will make an excellent banner


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:45:04 [Preview] No.198878 del
>>198874
>tfw you will never get a reply


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:47:02 [Preview] No.198879 del
>>198875
I feel like the spiced cauliflower nachos from Zambies.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:54:01 [Preview] No.198880 del
>>198864
This 'old wretch' wants you to take them home or they just want outta there?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:55:04 [Preview] No.198881 del
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>>198872
This is him right after surgery.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:56:46 [Preview] No.198882 del
Might take a nap.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 04:58:10 [Preview] No.198883 del
Right after saying that no-one can complain, a sweet little qt pooja nurse came in and acted like a dunce.
She told me to put my underwear on.
As I was getting out of bed, I let a ripper of a fart out.
Now watching the footy.
I thought you had to pay for TV.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:01:01 [Preview] No.198884 del
>>198883
>I thought you had to pay for TV.
I think you did in the old days but it caused so much bad publicity most of them stopped.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:02:26 [Preview] No.198885 del
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>>198883
Don't forget neet, I do deliver.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:02:45 [Preview] No.198886 del
>>198884
The reception isn't great but I am very impressed that it's free.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:04:59 [Preview] No.198887 del
>>198885
I just saw an add for a mcburgerbox.
That and a bottle of fancy goon could turn this into something very special.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:06:47 [Preview] No.198888 del
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>>198874
Kek. Yeah m80, she's a little ripper.
I'm going to harvest my tomatoes and then get drunk and smoke cigars


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:09:03 [Preview] No.198889 del
>>198888
Have fun.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:12:18 [Preview] No.198890 del
Have finished watching Pulp fiction (1994). Watching Natural Born Killers (1994) next.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:12:26 [Preview] No.198891 del
>>198883
Some hospitals offer it for free if you have private health insurance.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:13:25 [Preview] No.198892 del
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:15:04 [Preview] No.198893 del
Born to cuddle. Forced to gape.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:18:43 [Preview] No.198894 del
>>198890
You haven't lived until you've seen the 10K version of Reservoir Dogs.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:22:33 [Preview] No.198895 del
>>198888
Hmm. Impersonator.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:23:30 [Preview] No.198896 del
>>198891
I don't have private health.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:23:38 [Preview] No.198897 del
Rage against the modern world. Shit your pants.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:28:40 [Preview] No.198898 del
>>198896
If a previous patient was in there had it then it stays on. From what I know.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:29:27 [Preview] No.198899 del
Rage against the modern gape. Have a wank.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:34:46 [Preview] No.198900 del
>>198895
Was thinking the same since 10K said last night he was leaving for good.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:34:55 [Preview] No.198901 del
>>198884
Tv is literally electronic sedation


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:36:58 [Preview] No.198902 del
based


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:38:55 [Preview] No.198903 del
>>198900
This is our doing. We shouldn't have girth shamed him. If only we could turn back time.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:40:36 [Preview] No.198904 del
>>198900
Forevor?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:43:23 [Preview] No.198905 del
Weber has a 99 year lease on my arse.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:50:29 [Preview] No.198906 del
I miss 10k.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:53:35 [Preview] No.198908 del
>>198907
I heard that it was a malevolent gnome that was behind it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 05:55:08 [Preview] No.198909 del
Shire can you please cover something from Metallica's Reload?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:03:22 [Preview] No.198910 del
>>198909
No, he's going to do a cover of Cher's Turn Back Time, with the lyrics changed to address the 10k situation, ending in a heartfelt plea for 10k to rejoin the board.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:06:28 [Preview] No.198911 del
Can we organise a neet boycott to bring back 10k?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:07:31 [Preview] No.198912 del
>>198910
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QNdYj_j9xmU [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:08:27 [Preview] No.198913 del
>>198911
I promise to boycott work until 10k returns and the neetcouncil raises enough money for him to get girth enhancement surgery.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:13:51 [Preview] No.198914 del
Getting into the goon a little early.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:14:44 [Preview] No.198915 del
Had my first glass of scotch and coke.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:14:53 [Preview] No.198916 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:22:06 [Preview] No.198917 del
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, set up my uni timetable, going to have classes on Mondays and Tuesdays.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:29:44 [Preview] No.198918 del
>>198915
hell yeah, you've inspired me


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:31:23 [Preview] No.198919 del
>>198917
Part time student I take it?
What are you studying?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:44:30 [Preview] No.198920 del
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>>198919
If he has any sense he's studying how to escape from pozbourne.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:47:03 [Preview] No.198921 del
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James Murdoch - soyboy or chad?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:49:46 [Preview] No.198922 del
>>198921
he looks like a shitty pollie


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:50:01 [Preview] No.198923 del
>>198921
Irrelevant.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:51:20 [Preview] No.198924 del
>>198921
The chin and teeth are distinctly chaddish. The rest is soy.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:56:22 [Preview] No.198925 del
The scotch adds a nice taste to the coke.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:56:38 [Preview] No.198926 del
Scrotal nightmares.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:57:45 [Preview] No.198927 del
Nacho mince is cooking, just waiting for the mushrooms to be done then I'll let it sit for an hour before devouring it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:04:22 [Preview] No.198928 del
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Hoping to have at least two (2) hours at home by myself tonight. Going to eat my nachos and listen to music on my speaker while doing what I usually do.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:10:24 [Preview] No.198929 del
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In two hours we're gonna start the stream, well, before that by an hour I most likely drop something in.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:10:46 [Preview] No.198930 del
>>198928
Sounds comfy


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.198931 del
>>198927
Yum yum yum yum


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.198932 del
>>198931
In my tum tum tum tum.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:13:47 [Preview] No.198933 del
>>198929
>tfw unable to join in the fun.
Woe


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:14:54 [Preview] No.198934 del
>>198929
What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:18:03 [Preview] No.198935 del
>>198933
The second stream will be at... 6:00 AEST...

>>198934
Gardening.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:19:11 [Preview] No.198936 del
>>198929
Are you the mod for endcorner? Someone is advertising sex slaves in the chat.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.198937 del
Going to have some oranges and a quick nap before the stream.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.198938 del
>>198936
How much do they want? Asking for a friend.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:21:08 [Preview] No.198939 del
>>198936
>tfw Will never have a sex slave of my own


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:21:28 [Preview] No.198940 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:22:32 [Preview] No.198941 del
>>198936
Thanks. I see that. Gonna try to delete.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:23:30 [Preview] No.198942 del
Can't.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:24:27 [Preview] No.198943 del
>>198940
So the failed assassin is the tallest?
Whilst the smallest assassin caused a massive world war
that's kinda funny, and people say manlets can't do anything


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:25:02 [Preview] No.198944 del
>>198943
Napoleon.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.198945 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lsri8KdjtdI [Embed]


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:28:24 [Preview] No.198946 del
>>198944
Are you ever home alone or go walking the streets late at night?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:29:00 [Preview] No.198947 del
>>198943
The manlet serb who changed the world.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:30:50 [Preview] No.198948 del
>>198927
Not sure why you'd bother simmering a meat-sauce that long just for nachos. Should be done cooking the mince mix within 15 minutes ready to chuck it onto the chips/top with cheese/throw under grill.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.198949 del
>Stalin has also been described as 5ft 4,5,6...Harry Truman once commented in Life "I was surprised at Stalin's stature - he was not over 5 feet 5 or 6 inches tall. When we had pictures taken, he would usually stand on the step above me. Churchill would do the same thing."


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:32:06 [Preview] No.198950 del
>>198939
I heard Nuro's offering himself as one, he takes payments in blueblocks


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:32:49 [Preview] No.198951 del
>>198946
Are you datamining?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:34:02 [Preview] No.198952 del
>>198951
No, not at all, one more question if a black van pulled up next to you and the driver offered you a lift, would you get in?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:34:30 [Preview] No.198953 del
>>198919
Yeah, I can't study for shit online so I'm just going to do it part time, history, but this semester I'm doing a politics unit and some gay compulsory unit called "Global Challenges" or something like that.
>>198921
soy


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:35:33 [Preview] No.198954 del
>>198953
>Global Challenges
climate change and white people am i rite


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:37:14 [Preview] No.198955 del
Just had a bloke stick his finger up my bum, force me to wear a tight jock strap with no back and tell me I'll be here for up to 72 hours. With the potential for surgery.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:37:15 [Preview] No.198956 del
It might be a boomer meme but the zero energy monsters have a nice feeling can


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:37:40 [Preview] No.198957 del
>>198953
>I'm doing a politics unit
cringe


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:38:07 [Preview] No.198958 del
>>198955
Was his name Tony?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:38:30 [Preview] No.198959 del
>>198935
>6:00
Woe!


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:38:46 [Preview] No.198960 del
>>198954
we unironically need to put the white cunts in concentration camps, unna


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:39:09 [Preview] No.198961 del
>>198952
Black vans are extremely rare here, noone would use that conspicuous for kidnapping.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:39:18 [Preview] No.198962 del
>>198956
that is part of the appeal
nice girth and texture


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:39:28 [Preview] No.198963 del
>>198954
Something like that
>>198957
It's international so I'm hoping it will be less cringe.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:39:43 [Preview] No.198964 del
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>>198958
I cannot say but he did wink


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:40:09 [Preview] No.198965 del
>>198958
He had that look in his eye.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:40:18 [Preview] No.198966 del
shit, he's on to us
abort! abort!


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:41:05 [Preview] No.198967 del
>>198962
I know right, it kinda makes Mother Cans look embarrassing


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:41:27 [Preview] No.198968 del
>>198966
Some other neet said something, there goes our hungry cuties


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:41:36 [Preview] No.198969 del
>>198963
International Politics is just shorthand for American Politics which is double cringe


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:42:20 [Preview] No.198970 del
>>198968
You meant our Hungarian Cuties like that mod


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:42:42 [Preview] No.198971 del
>>198969
and we all know who are behind american politics


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:43:44 [Preview] No.198972 del
>>198955
Well I hope the food is ok there, at least you have the tv to fill in the days.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:44:58 [Preview] No.198973 del
>>198971
Canadians?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:46:08 [Preview] No.198975 del
>>198958
I started typing this same fucking post before I saw this. The neet hivemind is here.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:46:24 [Preview] No.198976 del
>>198973
based and maplepilled


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:49:24 [Preview] No.198977 del
It's not even dark yet and the bloody moon is up there mocking me.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:51:21 [Preview] No.198978 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 07:52:44 [Preview] No.198979 del
>>198948
Who said anything about simmering?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:00:35 [Preview] No.198980 del
>>198938
>>198939
It was a .ua (Ukrainian) link which I found disturbing as it could very well be real.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:02:35 [Preview] No.198981 del
>>198980
Tony has a boong trading website


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:03:44 [Preview] No.198982 del
>>198980
Those women bring it on themselves, either through drug dependency or a desire to live a rich lifestyle.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:04:48 [Preview] No.198983 del
Imagine thinking Ukraine is real.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:05:19 [Preview] No.198984 del
>>198982
I've heard of people just getting straight up kidnapped by T*rks and the people than Possum banned one February.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:07:19 [Preview] No.198985 del
Have any neetos seen a documentary called wedding train?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:08:33 [Preview] No.198986 del
>>198984
Truth be known it was Possum behind the plot to kidnap the Hungarian.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.198987 del
About 50 mins. Now, some music.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:13:07 [Preview] No.198988 del
>>198986
This is why possum doesn't plot here anymore.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:13:17 [Preview] No.198989 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:16:55 [Preview] No.198990 del
Another uneventful day. See you all again tomorrow.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:17:27 [Preview] No.198991 del
>>198990
bye bye


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:18:10 [Preview] No.198992 del
>>198955
Just sounds like another day at the toilet block for me.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:18:26 [Preview] No.198993 del
>>198972
The lunch sandwiches were nice. Dinner is a travesty.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.198994 del
>tfw you will never be nuro, scoring totally kino drugs from your dealer the public toilet


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:26:09 [Preview] No.198995 del
>>198987
What's the link?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.198996 del
>>198990
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:27:18 [Preview] No.198998 del
>>198994
Stop dreaming and just grab the blue blocks


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.198999 del
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>>198993
If we had the NEET commune operating Bindi would be looking after you.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:29:24 [Preview] No.199000 del
>>198993
Which hospital are you in?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:29:36 [Preview] No.199001 del
>>198997
Thank you.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:29:51 [Preview] No.199002 del
I remember once when


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:30:57 [Preview] No.199003 del
10k was still here.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:31:27 [Preview] No.199004 del
>>198999
Is bindi qualified to perform cbt?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.199005 del
>>199004
She can quickly learn.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:32:42 [Preview] No.199006 del
>>199001
Ofc, I forgot to post now, so it's good you asked.
30 mins, come, NEETs.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:37:04 [Preview] No.199007 del
Going to quickly have a bowl of stew before the film starts.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:37:39 [Preview] No.199008 del
Going to quickly have a bowl of poo before the film starts.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.199009 del


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:45:27 [Preview] No.199010 del
Come on neets, Ned is an excellent film.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.199011 del
>>199003
kek. I never left M80. I'm going to debauch myself and have lots of drug and booze fueled sex with whore, then i'm going to trim my tomatoes.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:47:20 [Preview] No.199012 del
Going to quickly poo in the bowl of stew before the film starts


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.199013 del
>>199012
Make it quick. 10 mins to start.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:52:05 [Preview] No.199014 del
>>199011
I've felt sad most of the day, no joke.
I am very glad you aren't going anywhere.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:53:11 [Preview] No.199015 del
>>199011
Good, it would be fucked if we lost you because of him.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:53:34 [Preview] No.199016 del
>>198955
Good luck mate. Bring the jock strap home with you after.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:54:11 [Preview] No.199017 del
>>199011
you and webby were very naughty yesterday


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.199018 del
5 mins
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>199014
Well, NED is a comedy.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 08:59:34 [Preview] No.199019 del
>>199017
He is naughty tonight too by the sounds of it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:01:22 [Preview] No.199020 del
>>199017
It was all NoFun.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:04:21 [Preview] No.199021 del
Lift off.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:12:32 [Preview] No.199022 del
The commie character in Peaky Blinders is played by a kike. Fitting.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.199023 del
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imagine riding to to the end of the coast to see the moonrise in the middle of a rainy afternooon

motherfucking based


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.199024 del
>>199022
The Peekie Bloinders?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.199025 del
>>199022
which one?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:23:09 [Preview] No.199026 del
>>199025
I'm only the third episode. I'm sure there's going to be plenty more commie kikes by the time I'm done.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:24:49 [Preview] No.199028 del
>>199026
wait til they introduce Oswald Mosley in S05


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:27:31 [Preview] No.199029 del
>>199023
Hi Nuro.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:28:14 [Preview] No.199030 del
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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:30:27 [Preview] No.199031 del
I'm going to have a big shit tomorrow morning.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:33:13 [Preview] No.199032 del
>>199031
Once you've mastered nofap and nogoon, it's time to start learning about the health benefits of noshit.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:33:41 [Preview] No.199033 del
>>199032
Thankfully I already do nogoon.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.199034 del
NEETs, what's a Belgium?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:46:17 [Preview] No.199035 del
711 dumpster pies for dinner


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:48:54 [Preview] No.199036 del
All I eat is rice and spice.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:51:10 [Preview] No.199037 del
>>199036
Sounds nice.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 09:51:20 [Preview] No.199038 del
>>199036
Is your skin turning yellow and your neetstick shrinking?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.199039 del
I had one of them phantom shits.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:17:03 [Preview] No.199040 del
I am going to download and play dawn of war 2 i havent played that game in ages.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:18:17 [Preview] No.199041 del
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Are victorian neets stocked up and ready for the stage 4 lock down?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:21:33 [Preview] No.199042 del
>>199028
Laura Towler complained about how they portrayed him. She said he wasn't as motivating in the show and had watered down arguments.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:21:59 [Preview] No.199043 del
I liked the film.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:23:49 [Preview] No.199044 del
Tuime for some more stew. Then beddy byes time I guess.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:24:26 [Preview] No.199045 del
>>199042
they portrayed him as some kind of sexual animal and dumber than the gypsies


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:27:31 [Preview] No.199048 del
>>199047
somebody didn't attend moofie night


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:29:24 [Preview] No.199050 del
Thanks guys. Was a good chat and an movie.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:30:53 [Preview] No.199051 del
>>199050
Cheers magyar-anon. I had a really good time.

>>199046
Cheers m8


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:31:13 [Preview] No.199052 del
>>199050
Thank you.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:32:20 [Preview] No.199053 del
>>199023
Did you surf since you are a long haired surfer dude, Owen?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:37:11 [Preview] No.199054 del
>>199051
>>199052
Yeah, join next month too.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:47:24 [Preview] No.199056 del
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Thinking of getting some caramelised popcorn and binge watching some anime.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:48:19 [Preview] No.199057 del
>>199056
Fucking weeb. what anime?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:50:02 [Preview] No.199058 del
>>199056
How is your share trading going, NoFun?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:57:48 [Preview] No.199059 del
>>199057
I know. Maybe vinland saga?
>>199058
Not so well. The jews keep taking all my money. I just knew I was going to become nofun the moment I even thought about anime


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:59:18 [Preview] No.199060 del
>>199059
What did you do all those terrible things to Nuro?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 10:59:30 [Preview] No.199061 del
>>199059
I wasn't sure. I know the real NF hates the meme frog and the friend of the meme frog.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:00:00 [Preview] No.199062 del
>>199060
>What
Fucking hell, maybe I should go to bed.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:02:37 [Preview] No.199063 del
>>199041
I will go to Dan's for some beer and wine tomorrow.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:03:26 [Preview] No.199064 del
>>199011
I felt bad thinking you were gone.
Good to have you still here.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:03:41 [Preview] No.199065 del
>>199063
Get a can of monster zero ultra too


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:03:57 [Preview] No.199066 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:04:36 [Preview] No.199067 del
>>199016
I've got a feeling it's the same one I had last time I was here.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:04:47 [Preview] No.199068 del
>>199066
they have gook karens now?
night


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:04:58 [Preview] No.199069 del
>>199066
Good night


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:05:32 [Preview] No.199070 del
>>199066
Good night.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:06:02 [Preview] No.199071 del
>>199066
I'd like her to check my scrotum for problems.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:06:03 [Preview] No.199072 del
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This is exactly what you’d say if you were a spy though.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:06:24 [Preview] No.199073 del
lol some footy player a few beds away is complaining about not getting painkillers and talking about snapchat.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:07:38 [Preview] No.199074 del
>>199023
There will be no banner made.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.199075 del
>>199072
Not me. I'd say I was a spy.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:08:39 [Preview] No.199076 del
>Wondering how hospital neet is doing, and if any gook qts are fingering his bum.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:09:54 [Preview] No.199078 del
>>199073
A famous footy player?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:10:26 [Preview] No.199079 del
>>199075
The fact that Mossad routinely uses Australian passports for its operatives overseas really doesn't help her chances.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:12:11 [Preview] No.199080 del
>>199076
I keep getting a dumb shit poojeeta nurse.
She has forgotten everything I've asked, I can tell the other nurses think she's a mong.
She just gave me my IV antibiotics and squirted it way too fast.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:13:44 [Preview] No.199083 del
>>199078
I don't think so.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:14:09 [Preview] No.199084 del
>>199080
>he just gave me my IV antibiotics
you hope
she could have given you somebody else's IV
there is no requirement for competence or even English comprehension for nurses and doctors anymore.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:14:34 [Preview] No.199085 del
Jews should never be considered Australian. Those subversive fucks have their own country now and should piss off to it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:16:22 [Preview] No.199086 del
>>199085
The importance of Australia, especially Melbourne, to the wider Israeli intel set up cannot be overstated.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:17:26 [Preview] No.199087 del
>>199085
But what will we rename monash university to? Something chinky, perhaps?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:19:28 [Preview] No.199088 del
>>199087
Chinks should never be considered Australian. Those subversive fucks have their own country now and should piss off to it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:23:59 [Preview] No.199089 del
The night on my own is over. It was comfy while it last even if I didn't do anything different to any other night.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:29:16 [Preview] No.199090 del
You wanna go cunt?


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:29:52 [Preview] No.199092 del
>>199084
That's not the issue, her English is fine.
She's just a dopey Fuck.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:31:10 [Preview] No.199093 del
Mission impossible is so suspenseful. I thought Tom Cruise was going to drown. I don't think I can finish watching it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:31:36 [Preview] No.199094 del
>>199065
Nah fuck that, I've been getting Bang energy, which is a seppo energy drink that a sports supplements shop near my place stocks lately.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:32:03 [Preview] No.199095 del
>>199087
Monash was pretty cool despite being Jewish.


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NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:32:38 [Preview] No.199097 del
>>199089
You deserve nice, comfy times.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:34:17 [Preview] No.199098 del
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Very Semitic features. I won't say anymore due to his service in WWI.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:34:18 [Preview] No.199099 del
>>199094
dont be part of the cool gang then


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:36:05 [Preview] No.199100 del
>>199098
His parents were both Prussian kikes. This isn't disputed information.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:36:21 [Preview] No.199101 del
We're all part of the cool gang, one might even say we're part of the coolest gang.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:36:33 [Preview] No.199102 del
>>199100
Monasch


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:37:26 [Preview] No.199103 del
>>199100
I never tried to dispute it.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:37:53 [Preview] No.199104 del
>>199100
He also claimed to have personally met Ned Kelly, so he got the lying trait too.


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