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NEET General #201 - Nom Edition NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:39:43 [Preview] No. 199210
Feed = power. Acquire as much feed as possible.

OLD: >>198200


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:40:13 [Preview] No.199212 del
How does he do it?


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:42:14 [Preview] No.199214 del
BUM RASH
CUNNY GROOL
TIM TAMS


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:42:47 [Preview] No.199215 del
I was murdered once.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:43:08 [Preview] No.199216 del
>>199170
Good morning my friend. Good luck today.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:43:14 [Preview] No.199217 del
Victorians are weak.
No KFC no feed no power


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:44:28 [Preview] No.199219 del
>>199215
Was it painful.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:45:46 [Preview] No.199220 del
They didn't use the chemistry Pepe. Somebody is going to be upset.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:45:54 [Preview] No.199221 del
>>199219
Yeah, I got better though.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:48:05 [Preview] No.199222 del
>>199216
Thank you. Going in to get my testies manipulated in the next few hours.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:48:23 [Preview] No.199223 del
>>199222
>testies


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:48:40 [Preview] No.199224 del
>>199223
no need to get testy


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:49:44 [Preview] No.199225 del
Zesty teste.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:51:28 [Preview] No.199226 del
>>199210
>Feed = power
I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:51:46 [Preview] No.199227 del
Also, thank you to the Howdy!NEET


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:51:50 [Preview] No.199228 del
>>199222
Can you live stream it please.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:56:37 [Preview] No.199229 del
>>199226
>THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE
Quite literally the neet he-man, except with kfc for castle greyskull.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.199230 del
>>199226
Half ton gang!


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:57:01 [Preview] No.199231 del
The morning poo wasn't as big as I was hoping for. Kind of disappointed, although I did fart a crazy amount last night and a few actually woke me up from my food coma slumber.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:58:39 [Preview] No.199233 del
>>199228
If you were one of the special NEETs you'd have access to the secret channel.
Currently has a panel of experts in the field discussing how it will play out.
A heated debate is brewing between the two main camps, the CBT extremists and the sensual, timely caressers.
CBT odds have dropped to 40c.


NEET 08/01/2020 (Sat) 23:59:41 [Preview] No.199234 del
>>199231
Did you start barking and thinking it was a challenger?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:01:32 [Preview] No.199235 del
>>199234
top kek
No, but I was proud of those farts like they were my own children.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:02:43 [Preview] No.199236 del
>>199227
>the Howdy!NEET
I have never heard of such a NEET.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:02:51 [Preview] No.199237 del
>>199199
Endone. Endchan.
Hmm...


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:03:15 [Preview] No.199238 del
>>199235
They will grow up and try and take your position as head of the pack. You need to eat them before they grow.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:03:34 [Preview] No.199239 del
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What's for breakfast?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:06:02 [Preview] No.199240 del
>>199236
He's a lively chap, tuning in at the end of Gens, missing out on (You)'s


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:06:57 [Preview] No.199241 del
>>199212
I thought this came after 'SA best A'. Thread ruined.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:07:44 [Preview] No.199242 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:09:21 [Preview] No.199243 del
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>>199239
Nuromari and Chups


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:10:17 [Preview] No.199244 del
>>199241
Only when that NEET makes the thread.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:10:34 [Preview] No.199245 del
>>199243
Not bad.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:12:44 [Preview] No.199246 del
Watching Harry's Practice.
I think that's how I want to dress.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:12:45 [Preview] No.199247 del
If I don't wank for a few days and/or go to bed earlier I wake up much more "sharply". I just wake up and feel alert and don't go through a weird groggy feeling where I just hide under the rugs.
I woke up in the night to see none other than THE FUCKING MOON shining through my window into my eyes. I couldn't be fucked closing my blinds so I had to roll to the other side of my bed to get away from it but that side was cold at first. Very angry and I now understand why that other neet hates it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:12:59 [Preview] No.199248 del
>>199243
A good breakfast.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:13:18 [Preview] No.199249 del
>>199243
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND OWEN-PILLED


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:17:40 [Preview] No.199250 del
>>199249
owen ?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:17:44 [Preview] No.199251 del
>>199243
How many guys jizzed on that?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:18:16 [Preview] No.199253 del
>>199251
not enough
get cracking SHITBALLS


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:20:34 [Preview] No.199254 del
Expired toilet papyrus.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:21:58 [Preview] No.199255 del
Just had a fragrant fart with a bit of warmth to it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:23:03 [Preview] No.199256 del
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>>199253
oh look its captain lame and his shitty impersonation circus


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:26:35 [Preview] No.199257 del
>>199256
*coughs on you*


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:33:45 [Preview] No.199258 del
hadawank


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:36:44 [Preview] No.199259 del
*gapes on you*


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:41:51 [Preview] No.199260 del
I'm going to not-eat tomorrow.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:44:04 [Preview] No.199261 del
>>199260
Bulk up today.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:46:52 [Preview] No.199262 del
I'm struggling to make it to lunchtime, in spite of having both breakfast and morning tea.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:47:53 [Preview] No.199263 del
>>199257
typical victorian


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:48:49 [Preview] No.199264 del
>>199262
What about second breakfast?
>>199263
Queensland is pozzed too.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:54:20 [Preview] No.199265 del
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans with every meal.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:54:44 [Preview] No.199266 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:55:03 [Preview] No.199267 del
>>199262
Have an extra big lunch.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:56:03 [Preview] No.199268 del
>>199266
That's some peak delusion there.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:56:06 [Preview] No.199269 del
>>199265
I like that NEET who has the stinging farts.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:57:22 [Preview] No.199270 del
Imagine living in a city and thinking you aren't living in Melbourne-lite.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:57:52 [Preview] No.199271 del
>>199269
My farts are what reminded me of that song. They're quite fragrant today as well.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:59:12 [Preview] No.199272 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 00:59:41 [Preview] No.199273 del
>>199271
Have you been adding fragrance enhancers to them?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:01:02 [Preview] No.199274 del
>>199271
>They're quite fragrant today as well.
Bottle them and send to politicians with "feedback" written on them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:01:59 [Preview] No.199275 del
Mint flavoured coke.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:03:48 [Preview] No.199276 del
News.com.au refuses to publish article that she's a nasty person for some reason with all the people coming out.
>Lea Thompson backs fellow actor Brad Garrett's claim that it's 'common knowledge' that Ellen DeGeneres treats people 'horribly': 'True story'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8582721/Lea-Thompson-substantiates-Brad-Garretts-claim-Ellen-DeGeneres-treats-people.html


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:05:55 [Preview] No.199277 del
>>199276
This will be really interesting to the middle aged housewives on here.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:10:38 [Preview] No.199278 del
>>199247
I just wanked to Elsa Jean in a non-BBC scene.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:12:54 [Preview] No.199279 del
>>199276
my mate reckons its a pizzagate thing and ellen is actually a high level pedo satanist what drinks the adrenochrome from sacrificed kiddies.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:13:04 [Preview] No.199280 del
>>199278
It has fake tits now.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:13:48 [Preview] No.199281 del
Question for Weber. Have you cooked a whole duck on the Weber? If so, any tips?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:21:59 [Preview] No.199282 del
>>199277
It's interesting that people on particular sides of politics are not cut down for the cunts they are.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:22:11 [Preview] No.199283 del
>>199268
I think the correct term is cope.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:24:50 [Preview] No.199284 del
tfw a bit hungover
Cappucino, croissant and some paracetamol took the edge of it. Going to take a while to get going. Quite sunny at the moment. I should go to the beach before the shithouse weather hits.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:25:21 [Preview] No.199285 del
I really need to get a set of front & rear cameras. Not just for legal purposes but for posting funny vids to Youtube in the event shit like this happens.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JC_DamNP5pQ [Embed]


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:28:02 [Preview] No.199286 del
Women's basketball on nitv.
Feisty unna


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:29:27 [Preview] No.199287 del
>>199286
If I hate women and basketball does that cancel out with women's basketball?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:29:52 [Preview] No.199288 del
>>199285
Ikft, that's what I think when I watch them too.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:31:09 [Preview] No.199289 del
>>199287
I dislike basketball but it's the only thing that isn't poofter sport on TV that doesn't have ads.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:31:52 [Preview] No.199290 del
It just ended, now women's Gaelic footy is on.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:32:27 [Preview] No.199291 del
>>199289
>TV
There's your problem.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:32:38 [Preview] No.199292 del
Bubbly Irish bottoms


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:33:12 [Preview] No.199293 del
A dashcam is a double-edged sword. It catches your own bad driving as well as everyone else's. Plus it records all your lame conversations and bad singing in the cabin.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:33:19 [Preview] No.199294 del
>>199291
I'm in hospital, my options are limited.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:34:04 [Preview] No.199295 del
>>199294
Oh, well that showed me then.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:35:16 [Preview] No.199296 del
>>199293
I would come up with comedic punchlines when people do stupid shit.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:35:42 [Preview] No.199297 del
>>199296
You would come up with them 20 minutes after they happen m8.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:36:06 [Preview] No.199298 del
>>199295
It sure did. I hope you learnt a valuable lesson from this experience.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:36:21 [Preview] No.199299 del
I've started writing a comedic play in my spare time.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:37:20 [Preview] No.199300 del
Mission: Impossible - Dope Protocol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bm1gvNQtYJQ [Embed]


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:37:21 [Preview] No.199301 del
>>199299
What is the plot?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:37:43 [Preview] No.199302 del
>>199297
I can't think of a rebuttal just now, next time though.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:38:23 [Preview] No.199303 del
>>199284
same herer, coastal weather is so unpredictable, paradise one minute, fucking shit the next


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:39:58 [Preview] No.199304 del
Fucking pozzed weather.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:40:05 [Preview] No.199305 del
>>199303
Like your arse.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:41:18 [Preview] No.199306 del
>>199301
A secret.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:41:46 [Preview] No.199307 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:42:21 [Preview] No.199308 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:42:38 [Preview] No.199309 del
>>199306
Is it NEET themed?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:45:56 [Preview] No.199310 del
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>>199290
TFW fucking rugby league is a national sport here and Hurling is not


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:46:39 [Preview] No.199311 del
>>199246
Katrina is mine, back off


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:46:54 [Preview] No.199312 del
>>199305
extremely poor banter


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:47:34 [Preview] No.199313 del
>>199312
extremely poor poster


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:48:31 [Preview] No.199314 del
>>199286
Netball is far more sexier to watch than women's basketball.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:48:56 [Preview] No.199315 del
>>199276
News Ltd has been running Ellen-Is-A-Cunt stories for 3 months straight now?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:49:29 [Preview] No.199316 del
>>199280
Also had face work for some unfathomable reason.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:49:50 [Preview] No.199317 del
>>199281
Nope.
I'll see what my books say and let you know.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:50:06 [Preview] No.199318 del
>>199316
She had a piggu nose, but was cute enough as is.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:51:17 [Preview] No.199319 del
>>199318
I kind of like a slight turn up on girl's noses.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:52:01 [Preview] No.199320 del
>>199311
http://www.drkatrina.com.au/about/

Remember when she did a Ralph or FHM shoot and basically tanked her TV career overnight?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:52:30 [Preview] No.199321 del
>>199319
Same, but not how hers was. Had a bit of a negro look to it. A slender, ski-slope nose is nice.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:56:10 [Preview] No.199322 del
Oh man, it's a good feeling when a fart escapes from deep within, leaves a bit of a burning sensation around the ring and singes your nose hairs.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:59:09 [Preview] No.199323 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:59:27 [Preview] No.199324 del
A four week operation, when each step can mean your last one with two balls
It was a war within yourself
But you wouldn't let the nurse down 'til she had you bustin' off
So you closed your eyes and thought about somethin' else


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 01:59:38 [Preview] No.199325 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:01:21 [Preview] No.199326 del
And I can still see Cruisey, drinkin' tinnies in the Grand Hotel
On a thirty-six hour rec. leave in Vung Tau
And I can still hear Cruisey, lying screaming in the Lyell McEwin
'Til the fentanyl came and killed the bloody row


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:03:07 [Preview] No.199327 del
Why can't Monaro dress up as a nurse and squeeze those balls back down to size?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:05:18 [Preview] No.199329 del
>>199310
AFL is the only sport


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:06:07 [Preview] No.199330 del
>>199329
I do not like it. I do not like any Australian sport except shitposting.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:06:18 [Preview] No.199331 del
>>199311
All yours, I was never a fan.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:06:33 [Preview] No.199332 del
>>199330
And yard glass contests.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:08:00 [Preview] No.199333 del
>>199331
As a 16 or 17 year old boy, I thought she was well fit. So did a couple of the dogs on the show, based on blooper reel footage.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:09:12 [Preview] No.199334 del
>>199300
I'd marry him in a heartbeat, nohomo.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:09:13 [Preview] No.199335 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:09:57 [Preview] No.199336 del
>>199326
Holy shit man


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:10:20 [Preview] No.199337 del
Extremely high quality bantered.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:11:23 [Preview] No.199338 del
>>199333
How old are you?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:11:40 [Preview] No.199339 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:12:45 [Preview] No.199340 del
>>199334
All of his wives have been beards, so somehomo.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:13:30 [Preview] No.199341 del
>>199339
Ah, that was when she was in her prime.
I can remember her at about 5 years old.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:13:36 [Preview] No.199342 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:14:26 [Preview] No.199343 del
>>199341
I was 14 when she made some appearances on Totally Wild, and then she moved to Harry's Practice in 1996 or 1997 I think.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:15:01 [Preview] No.199344 del
>>199333
>So did a couple of the dogs on the show
Misread that as " She did a couple of dogs'. Tv is so degenerate these days.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:15:39 [Preview] No.199345 del
>>199344
At least one golden retriever tried to get his cuddle on.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:17:26 [Preview] No.199346 del
>>199345
The dog is probably howling 'You loved it last night you bitch! Are you afraid to be seen fucking me in public?'


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:18:09 [Preview] No.199347 del
>>199346
Probably some truth to that.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:20:03 [Preview] No.199348 del
>>199329
imagine defending poofterball


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:21:39 [Preview] No.199349 del
Is there a good website to buy musical instruments from?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:22:31 [Preview] No.199350 del
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Thinking about Palmersaurus again.....


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:22:35 [Preview] No.199351 del
>>199349
What sort? Do you know anything about said instrument?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:23:58 [Preview] No.199352 del
>>199351
Keyboard. I'm thinking of getting back into playing after having stopped about 15 years ago.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:24:11 [Preview] No.199353 del
>>199349
What instrument noot?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:25:00 [Preview] No.199354 del
>>199352
Gumtree would be my guess if you are happy getting a used one.
Seems like the sort of popular instrument people would buy for their child only for them to lose interest in it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:25:16 [Preview] No.199355 del
>>199352
Derringers is the only reputable store I know of, but not sure they exist outside of SA.
If you know the specific model you want, I'd even check eBay. I know people are selling Casios and the like there.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:25:45 [Preview] No.199356 del
>>199354
I wish I didn't have that dumb teenage phase where I gave up everything.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:26:10 [Preview] No.199357 del
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>>199350
Don't make fun. Clive had to work hard to get that body. A specially controlled high calorie diet.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:26:30 [Preview] No.199358 del
>>199356
Adults often try to warn us, but teenagers can't be told anything.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:27:08 [Preview] No.199359 del
>>199327
Good question.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:27:30 [Preview] No.199360 del
>>199352
Cashies


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:31:51 [Preview] No.199361 del
>>199360
You're just buying somebody else's misery going there.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:32:49 [Preview] No.199362 del
Has anyone else developed massive forearms from deadlifting?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:33:35 [Preview] No.199363 del
>>199362
just from wanking
deadlift will increase wrist and forearm though, even though it's your legs and back supposed to be doing the work


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:36:26 [Preview] No.199364 del
>>199360
Cenno subsidiary.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:39:11 [Preview] No.199365 del
>>199363
I'm not saying your forearms are lifting the weight but they are still holding onto the bar.
How do your wrists get bigger? I thought you don't really have muscle around the wrist?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:39:53 [Preview] No.199366 del
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN GORDON
ITS DA POLICEMAN


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:42:12 [Preview] No.199367 del
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>>199357
NO WAS REFERRING TO THE DINOSAUR PARK


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:42:19 [Preview] No.199368 del
>>199362
Post pics.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:43:47 [Preview] No.199369 del
>>199334
Have you seen the moofie Legend?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:44:14 [Preview] No.199370 del
>>199368
You post that bulge first boy


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:44:36 [Preview] No.199371 del
movie


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:44:46 [Preview] No.199372 del
>>199367
Dinosaurs aren't real.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:46:16 [Preview] No.199373 del
>>199370
I'm not the one claiming to be massive.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:47:42 [Preview] No.199374 del
What is this moofie meme?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:49:18 [Preview] No.199375 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:49:57 [Preview] No.199376 del
>tfw clive never sent you that bulge pic he promised


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:53:04 [Preview] No.199377 del
>>199281
Hello again.
I checked my copy of The Complete Australian Barbecue Kettle Cookbook (the one they used to ship with Weber kettles), and it has 3 recipes for whole duck.
Each calls for "normal fire", indirect, 1 to 1.25 hours lid on.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:55:17 [Preview] No.199378 del
>>199377
Weber's Ultimate Barbecue specifies 40 minutes with "high heat". I'd be inclined to stick with the other recommendation, unless you have real time thermometers for ambient and meat temperature.


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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:57:21 [Preview] No.199380 del
>>199365
I don't know. I ended up using straps when I got past the point where grip strength was starting to let me down.
I've always had big wrists and forearm. I posted a picture once before with a tape measure.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:58:21 [Preview] No.199381 del
>>199366
Sacred words


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 02:59:38 [Preview] No.199382 del
>>199381
Preserving the oral history of our people is of the utmost importance.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:09:51 [Preview] No.199383 del
>>199377
Thanks DaddyW


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:19:00 [Preview] No.199385 del
>>199293
Decent ones record over the footage. If you're that concerned get a smaller memory card and once it loops over the footage is gone if the memory card is full.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:19:56 [Preview] No.199386 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:21:17 [Preview] No.199387 del
>>199385
My (cheap) one has a button you can push that locks the current 5 minute file. If there was an incident, I would do this and delete the other files first before talking to police/insurers.
The in-cabin racial slurs alone would land me in trouble.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:21:55 [Preview] No.199388 del
>>199386
That website glows.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:22:56 [Preview] No.199389 del
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, everyone is saying that they're going to sharpen the restrictions, going to go to Dan's to stock up later.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:24:20 [Preview] No.199390 del
>>199387
I would appreciate any new ones on here.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:26:29 [Preview] No.199391 del
>>199388
You need to post that boong music with it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:26:49 [Preview] No.199392 del
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>>199389
Bad news m8. All the cheap goon is gone by now.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:27:39 [Preview] No.199393 del
>>199389
I'll always be here for you.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:28:18 [Preview] No.199394 del
>>199392
she knows bayside?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KAeIg0lpBxg [Embed]


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:31:24 [Preview] No.199395 del
>>199388
Getting real sick of a country that's happy for me to destroy myself with alcohol and/or prescription meds.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:31:41 [Preview] No.199396 del
>>199392
>no dash mat


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:32:12 [Preview] No.199397 del
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>>199392
This can't be happening. It can't be happening.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:33:09 [Preview] No.199398 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:34:16 [Preview] No.199399 del
>>199395
lol yeah idk how ya'll stand for that shit


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:34:17 [Preview] No.199400 del
>>199397
It is happening.
They're saying stage 4 lockdown by wednesday.
That's one step below stage 5, which is shooting white people for leaving their property


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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:34:38 [Preview] No.199402 del
>>199396
Are those popular these days in new cars?

I only remember seeing them in older cars.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:35:19 [Preview] No.199403 del
Shire: Are all side-mount (screw-in) battery terminals 3/8-16 UNC?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:35:39 [Preview] No.199404 del
>>199400
Isn't stage 5 already in effect?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:36:08 [Preview] No.199405 del
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>>199398
Meanwhile, outside craig's


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:36:30 [Preview] No.199406 del
>>199402
Depends on the car. New cars don't crack like old cars used to. Also dash mats can mess with air bags in some cars. The commie came with warnings about seat covers and dash mats.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:37:22 [Preview] No.199407 del
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>>199405
grab uz a carton cuz


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:39:22 [Preview] No.199408 del
>tfw you are BASED


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:39:24 [Preview] No.199409 del
>>199406
>New cars don't crack
Are they using a different type of plastic? I'd like to transfer my possum fur mats when I get a new car.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:40:07 [Preview] No.199410 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9TEv9bhqV9XR/ [Embed]

maybe he was right all along
fuck 5g


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:40:57 [Preview] No.199411 del
>>199408
All gapes matter.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:41:26 [Preview] No.199412 del
>>199409
This is why possum doesn't post here any more.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:43:54 [Preview] No.199413 del
>>199410
Why doesn't he moved to a house in remote location without any mobile phone towers because he's worried about them?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:44:24 [Preview] No.199414 del
>>199412
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'D DIE WITHOUT HIS SKIN?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:45:00 [Preview] No.199415 del
>>199414
You could hear the vile as his skin was being removed and you did nothing.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:45:06 [Preview] No.199416 del
>>199413
or actually quantify anything relative to the "legal limits"


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:45:24 [Preview] No.199417 del
>>199413
Because then his reception would suck. Duh.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:46:12 [Preview] No.199418 del
>>199413
oh wow guess you don't want saved from covid/5g


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 03:59:46 [Preview] No.199419 del
8ch/ausneets/ blocks torposting :(


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:01:45 [Preview] No.199420 del
>>199419
Possum doesn't tolerate bullshit.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:06:13 [Preview] No.199421 del
>>199419
So it should.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:13:01 [Preview] No.199422 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:13:07 [Preview] No.199423 del
The great Dan drought is upon us.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:15:37 [Preview] No.199424 del
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I busted a nut to the death of George Floyd. Seeing that nigger ape under the boot of his white master gave me a raging boner. He deserved to die because he was a nigger. Is that normal?


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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:18:06 [Preview] No.199426 del
>>199424
Define Normal.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:18:17 [Preview] No.199427 del
>>199424
Twice now you have posted this crap.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:20:02 [Preview] No.199428 del
>>199424
It's not gay if you yelled 'no homo' just before you blew.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:22:30 [Preview] No.199429 del
>199424
Back to 16chan you go


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:23:13 [Preview] No.199430 del
>>199424
Amateur. You should learn to do that off a 24 story building directly onto the pedestrian footpath.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:24:59 [Preview] No.199431 del
And say hi to TiffinBox for me :)


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:26:14 [Preview] No.199432 del
Have lost 13.8kg since the 23rd of May


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:26:47 [Preview] No.199433 del
>>199432
You're wasting away, Shitey.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:29:55 [Preview] No.199434 del
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My weight gain is so bad it's triggering me to overeat.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:31:27 [Preview] No.199435 del
Yeah.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:32:10 [Preview] No.199436 del
>>199432
>>199434
You both are doing well. Keep up the good work.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:37:55 [Preview] No.199437 del
thunder clapping asscheeks


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:39:52 [Preview] No.199438 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:39:56 [Preview] No.199439 del
>>199389
tbqh this is how I thought things would go, 4 months ago in march


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:41:01 [Preview] No.199440 del
>>199438
What a man.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.199441 del
>>199437
Dummy thicc?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:42:38 [Preview] No.199442 del
>>199438
1000x3000 please.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:45:22 [Preview] No.199443 del
>>199438
Very flattering.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:46:30 [Preview] No.199444 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:48:31 [Preview] No.199445 del
>>199424
Leave this board and never come back you 4chan /pol/ faggot.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:51:30 [Preview] No.199447 del
>>199432
Well done.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 04:55:04 [Preview] No.199448 del
>>199446
Don't forget to shit in his pool and slap whore on the arse.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:07:45 [Preview] No.199449 del
>>199448
No. It would be a non-violent robbery, preferably when he isn't home. I would even leave cash to compensate any broken locks/windows.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:08:14 [Preview] No.199450 del
>Thinking about aboriginal anal again.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.199451 del
>>199449
How thoughtful.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:09:36 [Preview] No.199452 del
>>199446
Cringe.


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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:14:36 [Preview] No.199454 del
>>199384
So I send out a casual email about this to some people at work (we use Telstra for our external DNS records).
Bloody boss phones me. Just because I send an email on a Sunday doesn't mean they can call me.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:15:44 [Preview] No.199455 del
>>199452
You'd rather I bash his skull in and burn his house down?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:17:16 [Preview] No.199456 del
>>199455
Well that's quite the leap.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:18:20 [Preview] No.199457 del
>>199454
I'm going to assume that you mentioned what action could be taken and I'm guessing he called you up to ask you about what action could be taken?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:18:39 [Preview] No.199458 del
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Man freaks out over customer without a mask and wrecks a pizza shop.
Gave them a pizza his mind.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:19:44 [Preview] No.199459 del
>>199458
Quite the reasonable fellow.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:20:09 [Preview] No.199460 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:20:56 [Preview] No.199461 del
>>199458
>Gave them a pizza his mind.
Hearty kek


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:23:36 [Preview] No.199462 del
>>199432
Good effort. Have a cream donut


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:23:47 [Preview] No.199463 del
>>199460
I'm guessing cloth doesn't make for a very good filter and all those people with tea towels or home made masks are gonna die.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:23:48 [Preview] No.199464 del
>>199460
>India
It spreads by the poo everywhere touching everything. Has nothing to do with the masks.


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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:25:57 [Preview] No.199466 del
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This 3.2 cm diameter Plutonium-238 oxide sphere produces 100 Watts (thermal), without any external energy input — simply as a result of radioactive decay.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:28:26 [Preview] No.199467 del
>>199458
well thats a bit crazy isnt it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:28:37 [Preview] No.199468 del
>>199438
Proportionately, those hands sure look muscular.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:29:49 [Preview] No.199469 del
>>199466
What happens if you slip it into a gape?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:30:14 [Preview] No.199470 del
>>199449
You should probably leave cash to compensate for the pot.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:31:14 [Preview] No.199471 del
>>199466
Spicy rock


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:31:32 [Preview] No.199472 del
>>199469
Nothing much.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:33:03 [Preview] No.199473 del
>>199469
Chronic ring sting.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:33:07 [Preview] No.199474 del
>>199469
I found one in NKs once.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:36:08 [Preview] No.199475 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:39:08 [Preview] No.199476 del
>>199473
>>199475
Not good.

>>199474
Did you lick it?

>>199472
Why?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:40:41 [Preview] No.199477 del
Concrete is becoming a bit of a second breakfasted. I think he needs to be put on a diet like me.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:40:52 [Preview] No.199478 del
>>199476
>Why?
I originally misread your post as split it into a gape.
I imagine slipping it into a gape would result in severe burns.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:41:18 [Preview] No.199479 del
>>199477
Cemen! Post a recent picture.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:44:49 [Preview] No.199480 del
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>>199479
Quality like I took a picture of Bigfoot or a UFO.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:45:46 [Preview] No.199481 del
Irradiated colon


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:46:32 [Preview] No.199482 del
>>199480
big boi


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:51:15 [Preview] No.199483 del
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Craig is on holiday


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 05:57:28 [Preview] No.199484 del
Might have a pie for dindins


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:03:51 [Preview] No.199485 del
>>199480
Fatty.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:11:44 [Preview] No.199486 del
Wilfred Brimley is dead.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:12:35 [Preview] No.199487 del
Had a pretty cool dream last night driving around in an old Ford XD sedan before meeting up with a group of high-schoolers which I suddenly became apart of and ended up getting a hug from one of the chicks. And then I wake up...


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:26:34 [Preview] No.199488 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:29:43 [Preview] No.199489 del
God I'm a useless fuckhead sometimes.
I am one of these people who uses things and never puts them back where they belong when I'm done.
I've got about 4 sets of thread gauges I cannot find anywhere, because I'd have just left them on whatever bench top or where I was measuring something last, instead of putting them back in the tool chest I have for measurement equipment.
I've had a look in two sheds and a spare room now.
Short of tidying and sorting everything, they're effectively gone for good.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:30:39 [Preview] No.199490 del
>>199489
and I can't just pop down to Bunnings of Supercheap because they only carry tools normie bogans use.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:31:13 [Preview] No.199491 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:32:23 [Preview] No.199492 del
>>199490
and I can measure the thing I want to measure with a vernier (taking twice as long), but this will not tell me if the pitch is 55o or 60o.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:33:03 [Preview] No.199493 del
>tfw no one cares about Wilfred Brimley


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.199494 del
>>199489
Always put them back after you've finished with them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:33:47 [Preview] No.199495 del
>>199493
I don't like cowboy movies or oats. Sorry.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:34:07 [Preview] No.199496 del
>>199494
Geeze, thanks Mum.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:34:35 [Preview] No.199497 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:37:51 [Preview] No.199498 del
>>199489
I try not to shittalk my old man because he's dead, but he had this fucking trait and gave it to me. It took long enough sorting his shit out after he died, that should have been sufficient to teach me a lesson, but noooooo.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:42:55 [Preview] No.199499 del
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Also a fucking possum has bombed through the ceiling in my electronics shed. I know it's a possum because there is shit on the carpet and paw prints in the dust on top of things.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:43:05 [Preview] No.199500 del
Mushrooms on my penis.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.199501 del
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More possum detritus. Also goonbox speaker.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:46:27 [Preview] No.199503 del
>>199501
>>199499
Cheeky bugger.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:46:36 [Preview] No.199504 del
>>199502
Can't have been packing much at all before, judging by the blurred out picture featuring an "extra 2 inches".


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:48:44 [Preview] No.199505 del
>>199502
What a time to be alive.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:51:20 [Preview] No.199506 del
>>199499
> possum because there is shit on the carpet
Possum wouldn't do that, he is house trained.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.199507 del
>>199499
Let's not jump to conclusions. That could've been a cat with custom made shoes.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:55:24 [Preview] No.199508 del
Keep wondering about the ethnicity of all the bat aids victims in victoria. Are they white?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:55:47 [Preview] No.199509 del
>>199481
Sparkling clean gape


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:57:04 [Preview] No.199510 del
>>199508
Victorians are honorary non-whites, excluding Sperg.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:59:12 [Preview] No.199511 del
>>199487
Part of the cool kids club.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:59:45 [Preview] No.199512 del
>>199511
Only if he consumes Monster Zero Ultra.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 06:59:45 [Preview] No.199513 del
>>199486
Poor bloke. Was it the Corona?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:00:53 [Preview] No.199514 del
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>>199510
We are all Boong


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:00:58 [Preview] No.199515 del
Still haven't had my fucking balls fondled. They don't really do anything on Sunday so I'll probably have to wait til Monday.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:00:58 [Preview] No.199516 del
>>199513
Diabeetus.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:01:12 [Preview] No.199517 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bbr60I0u2Ng [Embed]


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:01:33 [Preview] No.199518 del
>>199489
Will you have five soon?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:02:35 [Preview] No.199519 del
>>199493
He looks like one of the actors in Red Alert 2 but I cannot remember?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:02:39 [Preview] No.199520 del
>>199514
I'd like to boong her


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:03:11 [Preview] No.199521 del
>>199515
Could you hire a freelancer off craigslist to help you?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:03:52 [Preview] No.199522 del
>>199326
>Vung Tau
I will make this Boong Town in future


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:04:33 [Preview] No.199523 del
>>199499
Cheeky fella.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.199524 del
>>199501
>Goonbox speaker


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:06:12 [Preview] No.199525 del
>>199518
I won't buy more on principal. The only set I could lay my hands on was the BA set (British Association) because they're only used by homo scale modelers and bicycle twats.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:06:39 [Preview] No.199526 del
>>199515
Has the swelling gone down at all?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:08:13 [Preview] No.199527 del
>>199526
A bit.
If I need to wait, I'm going to discharge myself. This is fucked, I'm taking up a bed for a 30min drip each day.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:08:44 [Preview] No.199528 del
>>199527
Milk it for all it's worth (the stay, not your cock).


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:08:52 [Preview] No.199529 del
>>199458
Skitzo having a bad day
I can relate


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:10:08 [Preview] No.199530 del
Jesh, how long has a NEET gotta wait to get his balls checked out?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:10:24 [Preview] No.199531 del
>>199527
>I'm going to discharge myself
I know it is frustrating but do what they tell you, don't take matters into your own hands.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:11:25 [Preview] No.199532 del
>>199530
they're a patriarchal, heteronormative, outdated, oppressive piece of equipment. Modern medicine doesn't care for them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:12:14 [Preview] No.199533 del
>>199532
if it was some bitch with a sore tit or a scabby cunt they'd be all over it though


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:13:47 [Preview] No.199534 del
I have a sore arse and no one will kiss it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:17:02 [Preview] No.199535 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:17:37 [Preview] No.199536 del
Last time I took Mummybot to the doctor I was all like "lets get this bitch in the stirrups and see what's going on up there".


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:18:12 [Preview] No.199537 del
consumed a pie


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:18:25 [Preview] No.199538 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:19:29 [Preview] No.199539 del
fucked my dog


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:20:29 [Preview] No.199540 del
I had a big jack. Patty was nicer but sauce was similar but off to the Big Mac. The sauce had a more plastic feel to it though.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:21:03 [Preview] No.199541 del
>>199537
Just the one?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:21:21 [Preview] No.199542 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:21:46 [Preview] No.199543 del
>>199540
Should have had a triple whopper with cheese, no pickle.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:22:03 [Preview] No.199544 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:24:22 [Preview] No.199545 del
>>199542
I only have one dog.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:24:38 [Preview] No.199546 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:25:42 [Preview] No.199547 del
>>199528
It's boring.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:25:46 [Preview] No.199548 del
>>199543
>no pickle


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:28:08 [Preview] No.199549 del
>>199547
I would guess you will get a good caress in the morning.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:28:12 [Preview] No.199550 del
>>199546
It's what clive would order.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:29:12 [Preview] No.199551 del
>>199548
I suppose you like pickle?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:29:26 [Preview] No.199552 del
>>199550
With a thick layer of peas on top?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:29:48 [Preview] No.199553 del
It has been completed.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:30:05 [Preview] No.199554 del
>>199550
He could do 20


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:30:09 [Preview] No.199555 del
>>199553
The wank?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:31:19 [Preview] No.199556 del
>>199555
I don't know.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:31:42 [Preview] No.199557 del
The fast starts 10 PM tonight.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:32:46 [Preview] No.199558 del
>>199557
I will be in bed by then, can you start earlier?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:33:04 [Preview] No.199559 del
>>199558
Okay, will 9 PM be better?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:33:12 [Preview] No.199560 del
>>199557
Start now.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:34:17 [Preview] No.199561 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:35:40 [Preview] No.199562 del
>>199560
Fuck. I'll make it 6 PM as the official beginning of it then, just so I have a clean time to remember rather than 5:35 PM.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:37:21 [Preview] No.199563 del
>>199562
You should have a good binge before you start.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:39:19 [Preview] No.199564 del
>>199563
Too late to plan that now. Would have to be within the next 22 minutes.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:40:37 [Preview] No.199565 del
>>199564
that's enough time to cook bacon, eggs and toast


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.199566 del
Would cups of tea break the fast?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 07:45:27 [Preview] No.199567 del
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>>199565
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:00:51 [Preview] No.199568 del
>>199549
One nurse said that they don't work on Sunday.
I asked a nurse about it just then and she brushed me off and said I should have some pain relief.
Gave me two endone, basically just to shut me up.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:01:27 [Preview] No.199569 del
I even told her that my pain wasn't that bad and has been subsiding.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:02:14 [Preview] No.199570 del
>>199569
Don't be a hero, eat your pain killers.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:03:09 [Preview] No.199571 del
>>199570
Fuck them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:03:38 [Preview] No.199572 del
>>199569
Think about all those cool wheelies you'll be able to do through the power of those pain killers.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:04:03 [Preview] No.199573 del
>>199570
I haven't had any all day.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:04:46 [Preview] No.199575 del
Seriously fucking disappointed in these cunts now.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:08:55 [Preview] No.199576 del
>>199574
Is that Cemen?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:13:02 [Preview] No.199577 del
I piss out my ass and shit out my dick.
>>199576
With Molly (on the right) and Billy (on the left).


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.199578 del
>>199574
They all seem rather comfy.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:19:24 [Preview] No.199579 del
>>199574
Looks comfy.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:30:11 [Preview] No.199580 del
>>199575
When it is all over with you should send a letter complaining about your treatment. I regret not doing that when I was in the emergency room and got treated like shit and didn't have my dignity protected. A proper complaint might at least get them to consider how they treat people.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:33:18 [Preview] No.199581 del
>>199580
I know of someone who complained. The end result was a month or two later when someone called him to listen to his complaint. He never heard back from them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.199582 del
>>199580
I worked it out I think.
The one that brushed me off is a Stacy and I heard her giggling with the footy player I mentioned. I heard her asking if he wanted seconds.
As writing this I heard her go in and give him some ice cream.
She's throwing herself at him, he hasn't got off the phone.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:36:22 [Preview] No.199583 del
>>199581
This is what I expect, it's so easy to just say that I'm a difficult patient.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:41:57 [Preview] No.199584 del
Online tutorials tonight and I hate the build up to them, doing them and at times not getting the class I want.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:44:29 [Preview] No.199585 del
>>199584
Sign ups I mean.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:56:25 [Preview] No.199586 del
>>199582
Grow up you fat bastard. Your nurse is not there to soothe your feelings of self pity, which, might I add, are entirely your own fault.
You are clearly suffering from your own company, in the absence of your normal distractions.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 08:58:36 [Preview] No.199587 del
>>199586
bit rude


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:00:58 [Preview] No.199588 del
>>199586
Narky and negative neet lore.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:03:33 [Preview] No.199589 del
>>199588
he thinks he was addressing weber


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:03:38 [Preview] No.199590 del
>>199586
I agree with >>199588 on the negative NEET law and it is a >>199587


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:06:18 [Preview] No.199591 del
>>199589
All posts on here are to be addressed to weber.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:06:52 [Preview] No.199592 del
>>199591
I don't want them.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:08:17 [Preview] No.199593 del
Why is there a NEET or NEETs that are constantly being a cunt to Weber for?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:09:56 [Preview] No.199594 del
>>199589
Yeah you're right, the neet in the photo is too slim for weber.

sorry about that, i thought you were weber.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:10:17 [Preview] No.199595 del
>>199593
Because webby loves cruel bad boys who mistreat him.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:10:41 [Preview] No.199596 del
>>199593
Who honestly knows, I don't know. He claims and implies to have been here before but just hides in the shadows wanking away.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:12:35 [Preview] No.199598 del
>>199586
😂 based


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:12:54 [Preview] No.199599 del
please be nice to each other
t. Monaro


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:13:34 [Preview] No.199600 del
>>199582
Those bollocks are coming off now.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:14:02 [Preview] No.199601 del
>>199566
no, especially if it's just black tea with no sugars


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:14:37 [Preview] No.199602 del
>>199599
dont be gay.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:14:42 [Preview] No.199603 del
>>199543
>no pickle
cringe and unbased


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:15:20 [Preview] No.199604 del
>>199594
I am getting a bit sick of my own company


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:15:24 [Preview] No.199605 del
>>199602
These days being straight is pretty fucking gay


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:15:52 [Preview] No.199606 del
>>199597
that file numbering


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:16:40 [Preview] No.199607 del
>>199606
you know it makes sense


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:17:02 [Preview] No.199608 del
>>199604
Have you had visitors?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:17:19 [Preview] No.199609 del
>>199604
Adds to the suffering doesnt it.
Just take the pain.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:18:18 [Preview] No.199610 del
>>199608
Just Monaro, I haven't told anyone else I'm here.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:18:43 [Preview] No.199611 del
>>199606
It's been here for a while and the content is isn't too bad.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:19:03 [Preview] No.199612 del
>>199600
Thought that was a boong for a minute.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.199613 del
>>199612
we need more indigenous doctors, fucking white dogs faking to be us are taking grants deserved for our peoplez aye


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:19:58 [Preview] No.199614 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:20:49 [Preview] No.199615 del
>>199610
>I haven't told anyone else I'm here.
You don't want them to worry?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:21:27 [Preview] No.199616 del
>>199615
might want to let work know


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:21:50 [Preview] No.199617 del
Got a uni lab thing tomorrow.
Dreading it for social anxiety reasons.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:22:04 [Preview] No.199618 del
>>199614
The files names. I am not aware of the pronoun, sorry.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:22:25 [Preview] No.199619 del
>>199617
At the university or online?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:23:32 [Preview] No.199620 del
>>199617
good chance to meet people


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:23:42 [Preview] No.199621 del
4chan is shit


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:23:48 [Preview] No.199622 del
>>199618
The file names are automatically assigned by the FBCDN. The content delivery network behind Facebook, Instagram, etc.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.199623 del
>>199458
Typical behaviour for a manlet.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.199624 del
>>199622
Ah, thanks.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:25:52 [Preview] No.199625 del
>>199619
At uni.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:25:58 [Preview] No.199626 del
>>199623
Yeah, I don't know why his rage was directed at the shop and not the nigger who kicked him.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:26:35 [Preview] No.199627 del
>>199612
Let's face it, the real reason we have boong memes on here is so that neets will have someone to look down upon


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:29:38 [Preview] No.199628 del
>>199627
No the real reason we post indigenous memes is because we share the same plight they do of being misunderstood heavily discriminated against minorities in our own country
ethanolstate NOW


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:29:45 [Preview] No.199629 del
>>199626
The shop isn't liable to kill him.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.199630 del
>>199627
o rly?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.199631 del
Gym time noots.
Hopefully nice and quiet given it is a Sunday night.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:31:32 [Preview] No.199632 del
>>199626
he kicked the nigger, you just assume it was the nigger because you also take the side of jews like him, unna


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:31:49 [Preview] No.199633 del
>>199630
hey Nuro, how's the shop been


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:33:36 [Preview] No.199634 del
>>199625
Everyone else will be in the same boat. Try your best to engage. My advice is probably to think about things you can say and rehearse saying them if you're a nervous speaker:
-Why you are doing the degree, if it not specific degree with a major what pathway do you want to do (i.e. I am doing a degree in Computer Science to focus on Cyber Security)?
-Any appropriate normal hobbies(i.e. games, books, movies, television)?
Then ask them these questions individually to learn about them.

Good luck, you'll be fine.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:34:28 [Preview] No.199635 del
>>199627
I like the boongs.

>>199631
Good luck.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:34:30 [Preview] No.199636 del
>>199633
are you still thinking that nuro's boss was that one in the crash?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.199637 del
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I'm here cuz


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:36:07 [Preview] No.199638 del
>>199637
Thanks, please help out that NEET in the hospital. He needs treatment not pills.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:37:29 [Preview] No.199639 del
>>199637
A man who brings confidence.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:41:02 [Preview] No.199640 del
>>199617
Good luck mate.
>>199618
Gotta be careful not to misuse pronouns these days.
>>199631
Good luck and be safe.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:44:59 [Preview] No.199641 del
>>199636
what crash?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:45:35 [Preview] No.199642 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.199643 del
Three classes have been picked and I want one more class for a lovely schedule with all classes either being in the morning/afternoon except for one day with a lecture in the morning and one in the afternoon with one day with no classes.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:48:23 [Preview] No.199644 del
>>199643
Well timetable'd.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:49:36 [Preview] No.199645 del
>>199644
Thank you, this thing is making me sweat like a pig. At least with the classes hopefully being online there are more spots. At least 15-20 spots are taken in each tutorial three seconds after the minute they open.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:51:25 [Preview] No.199646 del
you kids keep this up and i’ll make it a stage five lockdown. ok stage six then. still feel like being a smartarse


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:53:09 [Preview] No.199647 del
>>199646
We have to expect the unexpected in this age.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:53:43 [Preview] No.199648 del
>>199641
>what crash.
yeah Nuro owes us an explaination for that news story he posted, saying that the guy in the wrecked van was his boss, when it turns out he wasnt the boss of nuro's workplace.
why was that nuro?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:55:11 [Preview] No.199649 del
>>199633
Are you questioning nuro?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:55:42 [Preview] No.199650 del
>>199648
If you re-read the posts you miss it makes sense about the van. He has talked about it before.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:56:55 [Preview] No.199651 del
>>199646
YOU WAIT TIL MY MUMMYBOT HEARS ABOUT THIS


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:57:26 [Preview] No.199652 del
>>199650
there is still something very fucky about it all
he definitely posted pictures of the exterior or that shop previously
but no mention of an accident on any of the social media of that business owner, or his wife's social media, etc


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 09:59:37 [Preview] No.199653 del
>>199650
>nuro starts story about boss being in a crash
>next day he posts the news story
>10K tracks down the van to a bike shop in caloundra
>the bike shop clearly does not employ nuro.
>10K gets banned for doxxing nuro
conclusion. Nuro is the BO.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:02:33 [Preview] No.199654 del
>>199652
the owner of that buisness hasnt posted since friday and his wifey hasnt posted since feb
that doesnt exclude him from being in the crash.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:04:17 [Preview] No.199655 del
>>199654
his wife was posting instagram stories yesterday, playing with her kids and stuff


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:05:10 [Preview] No.199656 del
Speculation of this sort about a person's real world identity is related to doxxing and is against the rules. I wish the BO here would enforce the rules and warn people to stop doing this shit.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:05:20 [Preview] No.199657 del
>>199655
damn thats cold.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:07:53 [Preview] No.199658 del
>>199650
Nuro is a proven liar. No idea why anyone here believes anything he says.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:09:01 [Preview] No.199659 del
>>199656
I wish my neetstick were above average in girth


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:10:09 [Preview] No.199660 del
The poor cunt in the van is clearly not dean harding, that lead is now cold. can we unban 10K now?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:12:02 [Preview] No.199661 del
>>199655
actually, ignore this, I was pissed. The kid video thing was filmed a week ago.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.199662 del
>>199661
You need to lay off the drugs 10k


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.199663 del
>>199661
Fuck this I'm off to bed. Who gives a shit anyway, amirite?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:15:19 [Preview] No.199664 del
Why is webby in hospital ,bros?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:15:32 [Preview] No.199665 del
Still producing my fragrant farts.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:15:48 [Preview] No.199666 del
>>199664
Nice reading comprehension.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:26:49 [Preview] No.199667 del
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>>199658
you are a fucking fuckwit you fucking fucktard


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:28:02 [Preview] No.199668 del
>>199392
It actually wasn't that bad, I went to both Dan's and Officeworks and the latter was more crowded.
>>199393
Thank you Dan, you are my greatest ally, although I bought the wrong bottle of brandy so I will be back tomorrow to swap it so better let me do it without any dramas.
>>199439
Yeah the writing has been on the wall for a couple of days now with all the people getting sick.
>>199510
Glad to have made the cut.
>>199634
This is good advice.
>>199653
>conclusion. Nuro is the BO.
Unlikely, the BO and Nuro are nothing alike personality wise.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:31:53 [Preview] No.199669 del
>>199667
Another quality response from Nuro.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:37:16 [Preview] No.199670 del
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>>199656
THIS

>>199648
>>199655
>>199653
>>199654

THATS FUCKING IT YOU LITTLE FUCKER

> We did not doxx nuro successfully
> We were hunting him down and scouring his locale
> But we failed
> So we werent really doxxing
> Please dont ban us

YOU KNOW I WAS BEING REALLY GOOD ABOUT THIS SITUATION

I WAS BEING CHILL

BUT YOU NARKY LITTLE FUCKER AFTER YOUR POSTS I AM GOING TO STRAIGHT TO ODILLLI AND NUKE THIS PLACE. THIS IS NOT KIWI FARMS AND YOU HAVE BEEN REPEATEDLY WARNED


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.199671 del
God damn it. Guess no comfy posting tonight.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:39:17 [Preview] No.199672 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.199673 del
Thinking of sneaking out for a cheeky night neet walk, in violation of curfew.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:41:19 [Preview] No.199674 del
>>199673
Be safe.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:41:44 [Preview] No.199675 del
>>199673
do it. this place wont be here by the time you get back


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:42:13 [Preview] No.199676 del
That was another clean out. Short memory loss isn't an excuse not to post someone's name and I don't care if has nothing to do with someone here. I deleted other posts with identifying details.

I sent an email to the Hungarian mod asking if we can get Tor access modified so it can be turned off. If the behaviour continues the clean out continues. These people don't respect other posters as they refuse to read any posts similar to the NEET they complain about. One NEET who was banned had said he had been here the whole time. So it's clear that those who are getting banned for breaking the rules aren't reading any posts nor do they respect the rules.

Applications for mods are still open. The email is ausneets@airmail.cc


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:48:49 [Preview] No.199677 del
Cruisey post a picture of your nutsack


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:51:16 [Preview] No.199678 del
>>199676
fuck it if NEETs from bad homes are causing such repeated problems just shut the entire board down for 24 hours for each offense.

if the ban system is that consistantly easy to evade just punish everyone for a fuck up military style... so fucking sick of this shit


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:53:13 [Preview] No.199679 del
>>199678
It's why we need another mod. When I disappear for 20 minutes and people start shit it needs to removed and those violations need to be banned. More so if they don't respect the board.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:57:36 [Preview] No.199680 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:58:06 [Preview] No.199681 del
>>199680
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 10:59:37 [Preview] No.199682 del
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>>199679
nah i hope he keeps going... i am sure going to enjoy killing that nasty narky NEET


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.199683 del
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>>199670
Peak /ausneets/


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:02:15 [Preview] No.199684 del
How popular is Nuro's particular brand and model of bike?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:02:27 [Preview] No.199685 del
>>199682
9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

BO better do something about this post, like banning the poster for instance.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:02:34 [Preview] No.199686 del
>>199682
You're putting 12 gauge shells into a 20 gauge shotgun.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:03:52 [Preview] No.199687 del
>>199682
You do what you need to do. Let's hope they leave.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:05:39 [Preview] No.199688 del
>>199685
>other posters or anyone else
Who are the alleged victims?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:06:45 [Preview] No.199689 del
>>199685
Soon only nuro will remain.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:15:03 [Preview] No.199690 del
>>199685
>b-b-but nuro said somthing bad about about someones looser alchoholic brother
>b-b-but nuro posted some fully clothed 17 year old schholgirls at the beach
>b-b-but i tried to DOXX him multiple times
>b-b-but he is threatening me with a Pepe !
> b-b-ban him ! he is breaking the rules !

WHAT A SAD FAGGOT CURSE YOUR EXISTENCE
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:18:29 [Preview] No.199691 del
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>>199670
Yep, I'm sure odil's going to shut the board with highest traffic on the site down because one anon is having a whinge.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:22:49 [Preview] No.199692 del
The comment about the family was nasty. Have a think about it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:26:17 [Preview] No.199693 del
>>199690
Did he forget his flag?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:26:33 [Preview] No.199694 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:27:21 [Preview] No.199695 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:27:54 [Preview] No.199696 del
>>199694
Gook night.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:29:06 [Preview] No.199697 del
>>199694
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:30:33 [Preview] No.199698 del
>>199691
This Pepe always makes me think of Possum for some reason. Same with the other glasses wearing ones.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:31:56 [Preview] No.199699 del
>>199698
He's a smart NEET who has an eye for the finer things in life.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:38:30 [Preview] No.199700 del
>>199691
wait and see


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:39:48 [Preview] No.199701 del
>>199700
shut up you subversive troglodyte


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:40:16 [Preview] No.199702 del
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>>199694
seriously man if your women are that ugly how much of a hapa kissless perma virgin are you ??


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:41:15 [Preview] No.199703 del
>tfw gen crisis


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:43:10 [Preview] No.199704 del
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>>199703
SOME NEETS JUST WANT TO WATCH THE GEN BURN


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:43:31 [Preview] No.199705 del
>>199703
I'll calm those jitters m8


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:43:50 [Preview] No.199706 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 11:47:00 [Preview] No.199707 del
Having an Anzac biscuit


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:02:56 [Preview] No.199708 del
>>199702
yet still better than whatever gutter trash whore you could find


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:11:05 [Preview] No.199709 del
>>199615
That and I still need to see the specialist before I can say what is up/going to happen.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:11:57 [Preview] No.199710 del
>>199616
I spoke to my boss yesterday.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:13:06 [Preview] No.199711 del
>>199627
Most need to look up.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:15:54 [Preview] No.199712 del
Part of my Sperg out at the nurses was because I thought it was Saturday. I thought I had to wait two days to get seen.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:17:31 [Preview] No.199713 del
>>199637
Proud Unna


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:21:15 [Preview] No.199714 del
>>199660
lol wat


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:25:00 [Preview] No.199715 del
>>199670
Not a lot of slack tbh.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:27:26 [Preview] No.199716 del
>>199698
Deep down he still identified with Woody.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:29:49 [Preview] No.199717 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:44:32 [Preview] No.199718 del
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>>199700
ok bro, let me know how it goes :)


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 12:50:46 [Preview] No.199719 del
Can't sleep.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:06:15 [Preview] No.199720 del
>>199719
Take your underwear off.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:06:31 [Preview] No.199721 del
I just did.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:06:47 [Preview] No.199722 del
Both pairs.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:07:34 [Preview] No.199723 del
Soothing decompression


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:11:56 [Preview] No.199724 del
>>199648
hmmm I mean if Nuro would lie about that maybe he lied about the dead cousin


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:15:13 [Preview] No.199725 del
>>199724
Nuro lied about the moon landing once.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:28:42 [Preview] No.199726 del
Smelly penis and chunky cum.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 13:35:12 [Preview] No.199727 del
>>199726
Chungus penis and smelly bum.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 15:27:45 [Preview] No.199728 del
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Took a little longer than I thought to get it finished, but here's the schedule for your Group.


I would like to acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the board on which we meet today, and pay my respects to their Elders past and present. I extend that respect to NEET, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here today. I also recognize the land on which we will be simulating this tournament, especially that of Ngambra Stadium and the Adelaide Oval, is rightfully Aboriginal land and we thank the Custodians who watched over it for centuries.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 19:20:36 [Preview] No.199729 del
Morning neets. Finding myself almost without motivation these days. I suspect back in the days when I sometimes had to go to work or class or stuff, the annoyance and frustration somehow fueled my desire to make something of my spare time. Now that I've got all the spare time I need, I don't want anything really.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 20:53:49 [Preview] No.199730 del
>>199729
Good morning NEET. Set goals to complete each day.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:27:23 [Preview] No.199731 del
Morning


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:31:04 [Preview] No.199732 del
Morning.
>>199731
>>199730
>>199729
Morning NEETs. Good luck with the day.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:41:36 [Preview] No.199733 del
My fast has last almost fourteen hours so far, most of that was while I was sleeping though.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:43:43 [Preview] No.199734 del
>>199733
That's quite an interest feat you've done there.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:47:07 [Preview] No.199735 del
>>199734
How are you MacedonianMate?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:49:49 [Preview] No.199736 del
shat my nappy


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:50:45 [Preview] No.199737 del
>>199736
Happens to the best of us.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:52:39 [Preview] No.199738 del
>>199733
You find it hard to fall asleep while hungry?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:53:29 [Preview] No.199739 del
>>199737
You're assuming it was an accident, rather than a carefully executed plan.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:54:32 [Preview] No.199740 del
>>199738
I haven't yet, I'm not really hungry at the moment. Do you?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:59:13 [Preview] No.199741 del
>>199735
I'm kinda tired since it's late and in 1 or so I'll go to bed and I'm finishing things for today.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 21:59:55 [Preview] No.199742 del
>>199740
Definitely. Having to take meds to fall asleep while hungry is what got me addicts to benzos.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:06:23 [Preview] No.199744 del
>>199743
That's a nice Pepe.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:07:34 [Preview] No.199745 del
So prior to now, police couldn't enter people's homes without permission or a warrant or with an authorised officer.

Now under state of disaster, police can be appointed authorised officers and go in without a warrant. It was something the the Victorian police minister outlined in the press conference.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:08:21 [Preview] No.199746 del
>>199744
Thank you. I thought you might like it.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:09:46 [Preview] No.199747 del
>>199745
Means you don’t have to get up and answer the door if the police arrive, so I say it is positive.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:11:23 [Preview] No.199748 del
>>199743
Wake up and smell the flowers feel.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:16:11 [Preview] No.199749 del
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based


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.199750 del
Good morning noots


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:24:20 [Preview] No.199751 del
Billy covered Molly with Cemen


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:25:47 [Preview] No.199752 del
>>199751
Those animals are pure.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:28:03 [Preview] No.199753 del
>>199751
Concrete would not get involved in such behaviour.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:28:42 [Preview] No.199754 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:29:09 [Preview] No.199755 del
>>199749
Oh well.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:29:33 [Preview] No.199756 del
>>199750
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:41:46 [Preview] No.199757 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:44:49 [Preview] No.199758 del
They need to put a sounding bar down Cruisey's urethra and hook it to the speaker output on an amplifier and play Take Me Home, Country Roads to get his balls to go back to normal.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:53:33 [Preview] No.199760 del
>>199512
I do not.

>>199525
>bicycle twats
Thank God we don't have one of them on this board.

>>199543
>no pickle
Are you 6?

>>199568
>don't work on Sunday
Bollocks. They work 24/7.

>>199582
What sort of a sicko gets turned on by someone sick or has suffered from physical trauma?

>>199626
He looked like a kike. Probably pissed off that a filthy gentile touched him.

>>199628
Thanks for saying what we're all too afraid to admit.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:55:50 [Preview] No.199761 del
>>199758
My balls respond best to where the white faced cattle roam.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:56:51 [Preview] No.199762 del
>>199760
>Are you 6?
I will fuck you up, Sperg.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:57:00 [Preview] No.199763 del
Pianist.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:57:31 [Preview] No.199764 del
>>199762
Be careful, he'll cough on you.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 22:59:26 [Preview] No.199765 del
>>199759
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:00:31 [Preview] No.199766 del
The breakfast lady was a real cow this morning, she wasn't very nice to me but she refused to give the guy next to me his breakfast. She yelled at him because there was no space on his table, but he can't get up and clean it. I kept my coffee and gave him the rest of my stuff.
Had a bunch of specialists come and look at my bulge. The main guy seemed a bit confused as to why I didn't get the ultrasound yesterday.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:02:20 [Preview] No.199767 del
>>199762
>>199760
Consuming the pickle is a sign of maturity and manliness.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:03:10 [Preview] No.199768 del
>>199766
>refused to give the guy next to me his breakfast
how strong are the nurses or orderlies unions? it should be easy to get cunts like that sacked


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:05:05 [Preview] No.199769 del
>>199760
>24/7
Yeah, that nurse was a shithead, when she left the ward the other nurses attitudes changed and they acted better.
I don't think she was attracted to his injury.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:05:12 [Preview] No.199770 del
>>199766
You definitely need to send that letter once it is all done with. There needs to be consequences for these people.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:06:44 [Preview] No.199771 del
>>199766
>breakfast lady
She sounds horrible.
>come and look at my bulge
I hope they gave you a Penis inspection as well


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:07:29 [Preview] No.199772 del
>>199768
She was a prick to everyone.
I get that she's probably on a time schedule but her attitude is not suitable for this environment.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:08:51 [Preview] No.199773 del
>>199770
There have been a few very good nurses and doctors as well.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:09:23 [Preview] No.199774 del
>>199773
Include that in the letter as well, but don't excuse these abusers.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:10:12 [Preview] No.199775 del
>>199773
Unfortunately the best ones end up working ICU, leaving the shit ones for everybody else.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:12:10 [Preview] No.199776 del
When I become a nurse I'll be sure to look after all the NEET balls I come across.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:13:10 [Preview] No.199777 del
>>199771
They were more interested in my big testies, the pooja and lady in the tight skirt said that they wanted to come back for another gander.
The two blokes were less interested, one kept looking away, obviously intimidated by my gonads, the other pretended to write notes, I saw what he was writing, there was only four or five words.
Mogged down.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:14:32 [Preview] No.199779 del
>>199774
I don't have their names and they may just be having a bad day.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:14:39 [Preview] No.199780 del
>>199777
Based.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:15:26 [Preview] No.199781 del
>>199775
The best one I had, I talked with for a bit. She's going to paediatrics.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:16:46 [Preview] No.199782 del
>>199760
Morning Sperg.
>>199766
Morning mate, hoping things get better real soon for you and your balls.
>>199778
>>199754
Morning NEETerinos.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:17:01 [Preview] No.199783 del
>>199776
Make sure you warm your hands and grease your gloves in cetaphil.
A NEETly touch.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:17:25 [Preview] No.199784 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:17:41 [Preview] No.199785 del
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NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:19:41 [Preview] No.199786 del
>>199749
Based indeed.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.199787 del
>>199759
You are not required anymore Nuro, I have found synthwave torrents all by myself


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:23:18 [Preview] No.199788 del
>>199754
>>199759
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:26:20 [Preview] No.199789 del
>>199787
It won't be the good shit. They keep that in community.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:26:56 [Preview] No.199790 del
The pipes made a noise.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:27:30 [Preview] No.199791 del
>>199760
>Bollocks. They work 24/7.
Unless you're closer to death and needing urgent care they will put off surgery to during the week when it's cheaper. I overheard that if they brought in a scan technician out of hours they get paid minimum $1100 for three hour work block on the weekend. Even if the scan takes 20 minutes and there is no other work to complete.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:27:45 [Preview] No.199792 del
>>199788
Good morning


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:27:51 [Preview] No.199793 del
>>199790
Big poo?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:28:09 [Preview] No.199794 del
>>199791
>scan technician
jesus even I could work an ultrasound machine


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:28:15 [Preview] No.199795 del
>>199782
Thank you, good morning


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.199796 del
>>199793
Not those pipes.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:28:49 [Preview] No.199797 del
>>199793
He has blocked the pipes up.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:29:46 [Preview] No.199798 del
Britney may be making a new video appearance.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:30:40 [Preview] No.199799 del
>>199759
Bah. These tunes all have faggoty lyrics, They suck. C'mon Nuro mate, give us a couple of torrents PLZ.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:30:55 [Preview] No.199800 del


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:31:12 [Preview] No.199801 del
True Synthwave doesn't need lyrics in the first place.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:31:30 [Preview] No.199802 del
>>199798
mmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:31:59 [Preview] No.199803 del
>>199794
It workplace agreement they had with the health distrinct. On call 24/7 agreement.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:32:14 [Preview] No.199804 del
>>199798
Tell her to not talk about her tits or hard cock in this one like a hussy.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:32:26 [Preview] No.199805 del
>>199798
Good news.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:34:15 [Preview] No.199806 del
>>199787
i actually missed all those posts
>>199789
accurate

here have some andy fox

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5916036

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:714D8491483B23F6F11F4FDBC4308A745BAD9896


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:35:17 [Preview] No.199807 del
lol, the last team that made their rounds went to the wrong bed and said she could go home today she can but that was just a lucky coincidence


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:35:50 [Preview] No.199808 del
>>199801
Just a sloppy poof doof


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:37:37 [Preview] No.199809 del
>>199806
Alright ill try it out, it'd better be good.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:46:23 [Preview] No.199810 del
>>199777
Based, give your name as Peter North if they ask.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:46:31 [Preview] No.199811 del
>>199809

This is actually my favourite synthwave album of all time but there is no torrent and my Flac copy is on my computer at home :/

https://telefuturenow.bandcamp.com/album/talismans


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:47:21 [Preview] No.199812 del
>>199798
OOH-NAH!


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:47:49 [Preview] No.199813 del
>>199804
>her hard cock


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:48:29 [Preview] No.199814 del
>>199811
>flac
imagine not being able to press your own vinyl records.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:50:10 [Preview] No.199815 del
I saw nuro buying a newly made vinyl record that was pressed from an .mp3 file ripped from youtube once.


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:51:39 [Preview] No.199816 del
>>199815
What was it titled?


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:53:39 [Preview] No.199817 del
>>199816
Cursed


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:57:03 [Preview] No.199818 del
>>199816
Bass-D


NEET 08/02/2020 (Sun) 23:58:24 [Preview] No.199819 del
Everyone at uni assumes you have a laptop.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:01:12 [Preview] No.199820 del
>>199819
how very dare they


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:01:16 [Preview] No.199821 del
>>199762
>Sperg
Sperg ends his catch-ups with a temperature reading and an anecdote of his day.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:03:13 [Preview] No.199822 del
>>199821
He just forgot today.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:04:23 [Preview] No.199823 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:05:30 [Preview] No.199824 del
>>199791
Fair point. I just meant general nurses not specialists.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:07:25 [Preview] No.199825 del
Last one. Here is my favourite synthwave track at the moment.

ORIGINAL WIZARD DISCO


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:09:03 [Preview] No.199826 del
Sounds shit.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:11:10 [Preview] No.199828 del
>>199798
I appreciate the effort for the gen but you really should not spend the money.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:13:00 [Preview] No.199829 del
>>199828
It doesn't cost anything... I reverse the credit card transaction after saving a copy.
t. eThotPatroller


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:16:19 [Preview] No.199830 del
>>199829
Really?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:16:53 [Preview] No.199831 del
>>199830
No, that would be fraud.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:19:11 [Preview] No.199832 del
Might go and get a pie and some stout.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:20:12 [Preview] No.199833 del
How do I learn to live without sugar?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:21:26 [Preview] No.199834 del
>>199833
Same way you learn to go without nicotine or alcohol: Perseverance and time.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:24:25 [Preview] No.199835 del
>>199833
prescription amphetamines


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:25:04 [Preview] No.199836 del
>>199834
oh look how well your system has worked in the past


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:27:47 [Preview] No.199837 del
blue blocks time


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:29:14 [Preview] No.199838 del
>>199834
lol
look at this fuckign small dick bugmen chink incel permavirighn looser !!
meanwhile
MOTHERUFKCING BASED
nuro scores sweet pussy from his little sister each afternoon


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:29:52 [Preview] No.199839 del
>>199829
Be careful. Do it too often they won't let you do charge backs.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:31:02 [Preview] No.199840 del
Sperg out: pt 2


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:31:14 [Preview] No.199841 del
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I shall now refer to Weber as Big W. Make a note of it in your NEET Lore diary.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:32:25 [Preview] No.199842 del
>>199837
>>199838

oh look its captain lame and his shitty impersonation circus


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:32:25 [Preview] No.199843 del
Weber is still small enough to squeeze into those bucket seats.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:34:12 [Preview] No.199844 del
>>199841
i would be carefull the last neet to call him that woke up with his hard disk securely erased


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:34:19 [Preview] No.199845 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:35:47 [Preview] No.199846 del
Weber's real grandfather was Göring.
Fact!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:36:55 [Preview] No.199847 del
>>199841
I tend to think of him as more of a Johnny Bigg man. Large and in charge but ultimately left disappointed by their service.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:38:16 [Preview] No.199848 del
Nuro trained me to suck a poo back up into my rectum once


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:39:54 [Preview] No.199849 del
>>199848
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:40:47 [Preview] No.199850 del
>>199825
well its not up to the standard of anything by the insane clown posse but is quite acceptable.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:45:27 [Preview] No.199851 del
>>199827
ah yes this is much better, Nuro you should take time to study this tune, it will help you in your hobby as a musician.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:47:31 [Preview] No.199852 del
>>199849
Poorly responded


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:47:59 [Preview] No.199853 del
>>199849
Not banter m8, absolute truth
if I get a nice hard one I can make it reciprocate and get some prostate stimulation going


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:48:26 [Preview] No.199854 del
>>199850
synthwave producers actually know how magnets work


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:48:36 [Preview] No.199855 del
This is the true meaning of wanked poo
You don't wank the poo
The poo wanks you!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:49:53 [Preview] No.199856 del
>>199840
We're well past part 2


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:51:14 [Preview] No.199857 del
>>199835
Wisdom of the ages.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:55:36 [Preview] No.199858 del
Just had my balls seen to.
Was honestly a nice experience, on endone with a soothing lotion all over them talking to a soft spoken pretty girl about how she got in to this line of work.
She was very gentle and took her time.
Mongaro has a lot to learn, CBT is not the way.
It needs to be looked at by whoever but by what I saw, I think I may be sent home today.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:56:37 [Preview] No.199859 del
>>199858
Glad to hear it mate.
did you pop a chub?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:58:11 [Preview] No.199860 del
Off to uni now noots.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 00:59:47 [Preview] No.199861 del
>>199854
No-one really knows how magnets work.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:00:49 [Preview] No.199862 del
>>199859
Nah, it was just really calming.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:00:56 [Preview] No.199863 del
>tfw no one to fondle my neet balls


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:02:11 [Preview] No.199864 del
>>199860
Enjoy mate, say hello to three (3) random people.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:02:43 [Preview] No.199865 del
>>199858
Good news mate. I am glad it went well.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:03:20 [Preview] No.199866 del
>>199858
So how did she get into that line of work?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:03:28 [Preview] No.199867 del
>>199863
I would pay for it, not for sexual.
It was very nice.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:04:00 [Preview] No.199868 del
>>199861
Big W does.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:05:01 [Preview] No.199869 del
>>199865
I need to wait for the results but I think it's okay, also the stress of waiting, at least for that bit is over.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:05:40 [Preview] No.199870 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:06:48 [Preview] No.199871 del
>>199866
She said her friend was doing it and said she liked it. It also has almost no paperwork and you don't need to think about it when you get home.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:07:21 [Preview] No.199872 del
>>199860
Have a good mental stimulation.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:08:20 [Preview] No.199873 del
>>199868
I am not one to question Big W.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:08:53 [Preview] No.199874 del
>>199860
Enjoy your day m8


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:27:21 [Preview] No.199875 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EXWiLBJdT-M [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:36:18 [Preview] No.199876 del
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Just in case you missed the memo.

https://www.pizzahut.com.au/50-years-of-pizza-hut-giveaway

This reminds me of that time (back in the 8ch days) when Dominoes was giving out free pizza coupons and all the NEETs were making dozens of email accounts to score them.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:39:34 [Preview] No.199877 del
>>199875
>molto rub-ato
Moderately bantered


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:39:35 [Preview] No.199878 del
>>199875
That doesn't look like a curve.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:39:42 [Preview] No.199879 del
>>199876
Pizza Hut then sells this database of people to the highest bidder, recouping the money they outlaid on pizzas and then some.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:41:55 [Preview] No.199880 del
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>>199879
How much do you reckon i'd be worth?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:43:27 [Preview] No.199881 del
>>199876
>pick up


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:44:53 [Preview] No.199882 del
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Shit, Dan is now on uber eats. There's no end to his empire.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:47:22 [Preview] No.199883 del
>>199882
Not in SA I bet. We have the gayest alcohol laws in the country.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:47:49 [Preview] No.199884 del
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>>199882
You neets can run but you can't hide.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:49:34 [Preview] No.199885 del
As if any neet here could run to save his life.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:52:42 [Preview] No.199886 del
Nuro saves the common NEET from consuming dodgy smack.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:58:50 [Preview] No.199887 del
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>>199885
A true Executive NEET does not need to run.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 01:59:11 [Preview] No.199888 del
Licence renewal was a lot easier and quicker than I expected it to be today.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:00:17 [Preview] No.199889 del
>>199877
Do you contribute anything worthwhile besides these sort of posts?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:01:46 [Preview] No.199890 del
>>199888
Thats what my mummybot said the other day. she just went in and paid they asked her if she wants a new photo she said no and left.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:02:36 [Preview] No.199891 del
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>>199885
Don't mock me. I have a 12 step exercise program. It involving climbing 12 steps a week.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:03:33 [Preview] No.199892 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:08:30 [Preview] No.199893 del
>>199883
Not if SA allows supermarkets to sell booze, which QLD does not.

>>199885
I honestly haven't been to Dans in months since Craig is closer to me.

>>199889
That's a little bit harsh don't you think? If you had zero experience with piano playing and specifically notation then you wouldn't understand the banter anyway.

>>199888
It's very easy when done online.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:09:31 [Preview] No.199894 del
>>199893
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:10:54 [Preview] No.199895 del
What's with the Seppo fascination with bagels?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:11:58 [Preview] No.199896 del
Do I contribute anything worthwhile? How about the fact I just notified you all (unemployed broke-arse motherfuckers) on the possibility of FREE PIZZA...


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:13:06 [Preview] No.199897 del
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>>199896
I hate pizza.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:14:00 [Preview] No.199898 del
>>199897
Well bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:14:50 [Preview] No.199899 del
>>199889
Poorly bantered


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:15:04 [Preview] No.199900 del
>>199895
The bagel is a Jewish thing I believe, and very popular in Jew York City. It's like a savoury donut.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:16:00 [Preview] No.199901 del
>>199892
I was not thinking of this


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:16:21 [Preview] No.199902 del
I exist in a perpetual state of scrotal misery.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:16:29 [Preview] No.199903 del
>>199899
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:16:49 [Preview] No.199904 del
>>199897
What exactly don't you like about pizza?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:17:02 [Preview] No.199905 del
>>199901
Okay.
>>199902
Such is life.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:17:49 [Preview] No.199906 del
>>199897
You do not contribute any positivity


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:19:00 [Preview] No.199907 del
>>199893
>Not if SA allows supermarkets to sell booze, which QLD does not.
It doesn't.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:19:09 [Preview] No.199908 del
>>199906
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:19:38 [Preview] No.199909 del
>>199904
I hate that I cant afford it.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:20:08 [Preview] No.199910 del
Quints ITT (In This Thread)


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:20:18 [Preview] No.199911 del
Tasmania is the true SA and best A.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:21:15 [Preview] No.199912 del
>>199904
Not him, but a girl I was seeing had shitty parents who basically raised the kids on shitty cheap pizza and pasta with tomato sauce and she basically had an aversion to pizza as a result.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:23:37 [Preview] No.199913 del
>>199912
Shit, we should raise executives on junk food this way, so they end up averse to binge eating. Literally the junk food ludovico method.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:29:16 [Preview] No.199914 del
>>199875
Got a good laugh from me.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:30:50 [Preview] No.199915 del
>>199906
>>199909
I'm pretty certain this is the same person who complains every time someone posts 'seppo politics'. Too self-absorbed to realise that their whinging in itself ruins the positive vibes of the thread.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:32:13 [Preview] No.199916 del
>>199915
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:32:20 [Preview] No.199917 del
>>199882
What a caring man.

>>199887
A tool every executive needs.

>>199891
I wish you luck and hope they lead to Dan Murphy's.

>>199892
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:32:48 [Preview] No.199918 del
>>199910
Let's hope Wizzy gets it.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:33:47 [Preview] No.199919 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:34:41 [Preview] No.199920 del
What's the best Linux distro?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:37:29 [Preview] No.199921 del
>>199920
The 1999 edition of red hat. We shall not see its like again.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:38:56 [Preview] No.199922 del
>>199921
I particularly liked that it shipped with POP3 and IMAP daemons running, both vulnerable to buffer overflows.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:39:47 [Preview] No.199923 del
Windows 95


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:41:39 [Preview] No.199924 del
>>199920
No idea, but I use mint


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:41:39 [Preview] No.199925 del
>>199922
Real men patched their own software in those days.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:43:41 [Preview] No.199926 del
>>199924
I prefer choc mint.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:44:11 [Preview] No.199927 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:44:56 [Preview] No.199929 del
I stole a NEET's tweeds once.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:46:09 [Preview] No.199930 del
>>199927
I don't use shitty OS'.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:48:32 [Preview] No.199931 del
>>199920
Whichever one you can manage to get working...


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:49:04 [Preview] No.199932 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:49:48 [Preview] No.199933 del
I had a Gypsy curse me once.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:53:10 [Preview] No.199934 del
>>199933
Big curse?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:54:22 [Preview] No.199935 del
I tried Linux Mint and had huge driver issues. Don't do it NEETs. Stick to Windows.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:55:40 [Preview] No.199936 del
>>199934
The biggest.
>>199935
Windows 95, right?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:57:27 [Preview] No.199937 del
High estrogen NEET hips.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:59:46 [Preview] No.199938 del
The only good thing I've gotten from Linux is discovering youtube-dl.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 02:59:56 [Preview] No.199939 del
>>199935
I more or less find the irony that a newly installed OS will run a lot faster on boot up than one that has a lot of services running. That point being significant when people say X is faster than Y, I just tried it on boot-up.

>>199936
>Windows 95, right?
I still don't understand the botnet meme given that most data is diagnostic and usage statics. Is some basement dweller than important that Microsoft is going to track him down because he was on the computer one minute past midnight?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:03:11 [Preview] No.199940 del
>>199939
Am I missing something? I'm just saying Windows 95 as a joke since it's obviously outdated and not really used anymore.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:07:52 [Preview] No.199941 del
>>199940
>Am I missing something?
People using older versions of Microsoft no longer supported by updates still exist on the basis they believe newer versions are somehow part of the botnet (i.e. Windows 10) because of the data they can collect on users.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:09:25 [Preview] No.199942 del
farts on toast


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:09:48 [Preview] No.199943 del
>>199942
Fragrant ones?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:10:29 [Preview] No.199944 del
>>199943
yes, very whiffy


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:12:02 [Preview] No.199945 del
I'm making more nachos for dinner tonight, so I'll be dealing with another round of fragrant farts tomorrow. Looking forward to them.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:13:36 [Preview] No.199946 del
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>>199944
>yes, very whiffy

>>199945
>Looking forward to them.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:14:58 [Preview] No.199947 del
>>199946
I'll send you a jar, you just need to cover shipping.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:17:20 [Preview] No.199948 del
>>199947
>you just need to cover shipping.
No need, just bottle it and send away:
NEET
Reply Paid 7800
Canberra BC ACT 2610


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:31:23 [Preview] No.199949 del
>>199945
This time you should make your own flour tortillas and make tacos


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:32:32 [Preview] No.199950 del
Will Sydney will be the new positive king?
>Another Sydney Fitness First is closed as it's exposed to coronavirus while four more Woolworths stores are deep cleaned after workers test positive
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8586199/Sydney-Fitness-closed-exposed-coronavirus-four-Woolworths-stores-close.html


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:33:45 [Preview] No.199951 del
The women's tennis finally resumes at midnight. Palermo, Italy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L953dNm8bQg [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:33:47 [Preview] No.199952 del
>>199949
Nope. Already have all the stuff ready for nachos tonight.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:34:41 [Preview] No.199953 del
>>199951
Time for a good wank?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:36:52 [Preview] No.199954 del
>>199945
Gimme some


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:38:07 [Preview] No.199955 del
>>199948
>BC
What does that mean?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:41:46 [Preview] No.199956 del
>https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/coronavirus-victoria-industry-shutdowns-to-be-announced-as-part-of-states-new-lockdown/news-story/bfed610b8b98779dc2f144a5aad60681
>Victorians face fresh shortages of red meat, chicken, fish and even KFC across the state
Holy mother of kek. Time to bulk up, neets.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:42:24 [Preview] No.199957 del
>>199954
Say please next time.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:42:33 [Preview] No.199958 del
>>199955
>What does that mean?
I am guessing it is probably a simple code to determine that the mail goes to a post office box when being sorted.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:43:32 [Preview] No.199959 del
>>199955
Business Centre probably.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.199960 del
>>199955
Business Centre


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.199961 del
>>199953
Depends on the outfits and camera angles.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.199962 del
British Columbia.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:45:02 [Preview] No.199963 del
Be Compassionate


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:45:19 [Preview] No.199964 del
Blepe Chungus


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:45:29 [Preview] No.199965 del
Center of business probably.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:45:38 [Preview] No.199966 del
Boring Cunts


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:46:16 [Preview] No.199967 del
Boong Cunts
Aboriginal Tent Embassy


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:46:25 [Preview] No.199968 del
Big cheese.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:47:41 [Preview] No.199969 del
Bollockless Crusiey


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:48:08 [Preview] No.199970 del
>>199966
Wrong.
>>199967
Correct.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:49:29 [Preview] No.199971 del
>>199956
I love how KFC is counted as a different category to red meat, fish or chicken.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:50:00 [Preview] No.199972 del
Blue cunny


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:50:10 [Preview] No.199973 del
might have another beer and contemplate my navel


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 03:58:47 [Preview] No.199974 del
My penis escaped again.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:02:28 [Preview] No.199975 del
https://www.abc.net.au/4corners/the-truth-about-5g/12506808

might watch four corners tonight, is that okay?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:05:28 [Preview] No.199976 del
>>199975
You have my permission.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:09:01 [Preview] No.199977 del
>>199975
Yeah thats fine, but I want you in bed straight after ok.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:14:29 [Preview] No.199978 del
>>199957
This is next time! You didn't give me any last time.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:14:31 [Preview] No.199979 del
Might order a skip bin in a week or two.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:15:30 [Preview] No.199980 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:15:40 [Preview] No.199981 del
>>199974
Wank it!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:15:41 [Preview] No.199982 del
>>199978
You have appalling manners.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:16:04 [Preview] No.199983 del
>>199975
Spooky.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:17:11 [Preview] No.199984 del
>>199971
Soylent green.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:17:41 [Preview] No.199985 del
>>199984
It's people!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:17:42 [Preview] No.199986 del
>>199762
>>199782
That's not me.
>>199860
Enjoy, got my first lecture today, online though.
>>199876
Hmmm, might get a voucher or two.
>>199956
Not good.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some kidney beans that I cooked in the pan for a couple of minutes with some scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast, it was pretty nice.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:17:59 [Preview] No.199987 del
ooh eeh ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla bing bang


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:18:08 [Preview] No.199988 del
>>199982
I say thank you afterwards. Now give me some bloody nachos.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:18:53 [Preview] No.199989 del
>>199987
blatant racism in current year


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:19:02 [Preview] No.199990 del
>>199975
I keep seeing ads for it, I'm keen to watch it too.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:19:37 [Preview] No.199991 del
>>199990
I'll be watching Harry Potter 37 on the secret channel.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:19:54 [Preview] No.199992 del
>>199985
Finger licking good


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:20:31 [Preview] No.199993 del
>>199989
Sickening, isn't it?
>>199986
Hello true sperg, what did you have for second breakfast?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:22:10 [Preview] No.199994 del
>>199991
Has that one been aired before?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:22:54 [Preview] No.199995 del
>>199994
No. I think ginger Ron undergoes gender reassignment.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:23:45 [Preview] No.199996 del
Hell of a time for the counter to start acting fucky.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:15 [Preview] No.199997 del
wait for it....


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:25 [Preview] No.199998 del
Shazam!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:35 [Preview] No.199999 del
steady.....


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:44 [Preview] No.200000 del
Quints and we all get GFs and Cruisey's bollocks go back to normal.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:53 [Preview] No.200001 del
POSSUM & WEBBY
SEXTAPE RELEASED


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:25:54 [Preview] No.200002 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:26:24 [Preview] No.200003 del
>>200000
This is also good.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:26:54 [Preview] No.200004 del
>>199999
What a waste.

>>200000
Will it still work?

>>200001
I hope.

>>200002
I like these digits.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:27:03 [Preview] No.200005 del
Gwad that got fucked up so bad...


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:27:23 [Preview] No.200006 del
>>200004
>Will it still work?
0 > 1, so yes


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:27:50 [Preview] No.200007 del
>>200005
You did it


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:28:49 [Preview] No.200008 del
>>200006
i mean 0 > 9


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:33:34 [Preview] No.200009 del
>>200004
why cant we cooperate for once?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:34:42 [Preview] No.200011 del
>>200000
I don't want a gf


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:35:46 [Preview] No.200012 del
>>200011
I'll have two then.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:36:09 [Preview] No.200013 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:42:53 [Preview] No.200014 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:43:42 [Preview] No.200015 del
>>200014
whoa there edgyNEET


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:48:08 [Preview] No.200016 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:49:21 [Preview] No.200017 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rs3dPaz9nAo [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:53:25 [Preview] No.200018 del
>>200011
This neet gets it


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:53:36 [Preview] No.200019 del
Weber's arse.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:54:06 [Preview] No.200020 del
Big W's arse.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:55:46 [Preview] No.200021 del
Johnny Bigg


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 04:57:46 [Preview] No.200022 del
>>200016
I have never hard this before and I enjoyed it.

>>200017
NEETgen.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:02:42 [Preview] No.200023 del
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>>200012
You'll need one of these, which happens to be in that sextape we'll never see.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_chair


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:08:14 [Preview] No.200024 del
>>200023
>The chair allowed him to indulge his sexual fantasies without crushing his female partners.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:22:37 [Preview] No.200025 del
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>>200002
Full on I reckon mate. Them boongs can stickit fair up their dates.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:26:54 [Preview] No.200026 del
Is Shitey the fella that records himself playing the guitar?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:27:18 [Preview] No.200027 del
I tried to have a fast today but i failed i got to about 2 before i have a bit of food.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:29:27 [Preview] No.200028 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:32:42 [Preview] No.200030 del
>>200029
Straight to the arse


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.200031 del
Webby senpai? Sorry to be a pest but can you tell me if all trains stop at Cockburn on the SA butthole and for how long? The tracker should have that info right?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:36:33 [Preview] No.200032 del
>>200029
tfw too lazy to ever need a break, even one that's ready in a shake.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:37:25 [Preview] No.200033 del
>>200031
i'll run a train on your butthole, all day long.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:37:44 [Preview] No.200034 del


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:44:22 [Preview] No.200035 del
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Meanwhile at the police impound lot

Fucking Oooooffffff


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:45:49 [Preview] No.200036 del
>>200035
fukn bongo vans are death traps


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:47:38 [Preview] No.200037 del
>>199993
Hello, how are you doing?
> what did you have for second breakfast?
If by that you mean lunch I haven't had any yet, I think I will just have a tub of yogurt and a banana.
>>200002
Nice.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:49:08 [Preview] No.200038 del
>>200037
>he doesn't have second breakfast
I don't even want to imagine your lack of third breakfast or pre-lunch then.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:50:57 [Preview] No.200039 del
>>200038
I'm trying to lose weight, I noticed in the shower the other day that my beer gut has made something of a comeback, all those fast food binges have taken their toll.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:53:25 [Preview] No.200040 del
My scrotum's chakras are misaligned.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:53:52 [Preview] No.200041 del
>>200031
I don't know. The train tracker only shows currently moving trains, and the few candidates I clicked on don't list it.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 05:55:10 [Preview] No.200042 del
Might wander down to the pub at 6pm and get a schnitzel.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:01:59 [Preview] No.200043 del
Axe bax.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:05:20 [Preview] No.200044 del
Help me look for my /K/ patch neets!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:11:43 [Preview] No.200045 del
>>200042
Scrap that. I'm going to have a poo and an early night.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:12:35 [Preview] No.200046 del
>>200044
as lockdown continues we're seeing more and more people getting on the computer


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:12:51 [Preview] No.200047 del
>>200035
Are you going to take the rims when the time comes or leave them?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:13:30 [Preview] No.200048 del
>>200039
What other exercise do you do?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:13:51 [Preview] No.200049 del
>>200035
cops too lazy to put a drip tray down on that taxpayer-funded concrete


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:14:02 [Preview] No.200050 del
>>200040
Wank it!

>>200042
Sounds delightful.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:14:38 [Preview] No.200051 del
>>200049
That'll probably take a good 2 hours of pressure washing.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:15:17 [Preview] No.200052 del
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=VZ9UM82ntaU&feature=emb_title

tfw you will never have a man-size salada with coon at supper time ever again.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:15:31 [Preview] No.200053 del
I might do it tonight.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:16:17 [Preview] No.200054 del
>>200046
I hope it drives the aboriginal porn business up.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:16:33 [Preview] No.200055 del
>>200053
A wank?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:16:53 [Preview] No.200056 del
>>200052
They sell them that big?!


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:17:20 [Preview] No.200057 del
>>200055
What's up?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:17:34 [Preview] No.200058 del
>>200056
They certainly used to?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:18:05 [Preview] No.200059 del
>>200052
Meanwhile look at this recent ad:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-zL4oqJbqEo [Embed]


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:18:52 [Preview] No.200060 del
>>200059
absolute filth


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:19:03 [Preview] No.200061 del
>>200058
Are you asking me? Because I don't know. Must be a pain to fit in the trolley with all the other groceries if you're getting a big order.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:19:03 [Preview] No.200062 del
>>200057
The sky, the ceiling, volleys of cum...


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:19:37 [Preview] No.200063 del
I like camembert and brie.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:19:57 [Preview] No.200064 del
>>200061
I think you're being silly and I am going to ignore you henceforth.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:20:17 [Preview] No.200065 del
>>200057
My foot up your arse, that's what.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:20:28 [Preview] No.200066 del
What's your favourite non-Coon cheese, NEETs?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:20:39 [Preview] No.200067 del
>>200056
pity the poor exec who has to make do with mere man sized saladas


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:20:50 [Preview] No.200068 del
>>200035
Crikey.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:21:01 [Preview] No.200069 del
>>200066
black crackerbarrel


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:21:34 [Preview] No.200070 del
>>200066
Cheese types are for the bourgeois, real NEETs can only get their hands on smega.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:21:46 [Preview] No.200071 del
What type of man did they use to decide what size the to make the man size saladas? I bet they went with an Asian to Jew us.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:22:16 [Preview] No.200072 del
>>200070
keep your filthy hands off my blue vein custard chucker


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:22:27 [Preview] No.200073 del
>>200070
Silence prole.


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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.200076 del
>>200047
we were planning to take the rims today but the cops would not let us they still needed to finish their their repot

whats even worse is that the cops actually thought he was some kind of bike theif and launched their own investigation to verify the bikes. FFS.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:23:32 [Preview] No.200077 del
>>200071
men were smaller back then. its the easy living of the modern age that allowed us to grow.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.200078 del
>>200076
If insurance has written it off, you have no legal rights to the rims. The insurer owns them now.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:24:25 [Preview] No.200079 del
>>200077
Not even made for the modern man, what has this world come to?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:25:17 [Preview] No.200080 del
>>200076
I can understand the need for an investigation. Is that blood hand prints above the bottom on the windshield? Was anything in the van to stop the shit flying forward?


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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:25:47 [Preview] No.200082 del
>>200078
I genuinely wasn't aware of that. Thanks for that tidbit of info.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:26:32 [Preview] No.200083 del
>>200078
What if the rims are worth more than the value paid for the van?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.200084 del
>>200082
Basically your insurer is purchasing whatever it is when they write something off or compensate you for theft/destruction.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:27:03 [Preview] No.200085 del
fuck it'd almost pay to wear a helmet when you drive those vans.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:27:38 [Preview] No.200086 del
>>200076
Were any clients bikes damaged?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:27:49 [Preview] No.200087 del
>>200085
just means you die a bit slower from the crush injury to your chest and legs.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:28:46 [Preview] No.200088 del
what was the story with the truck? why was it going so slow?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:30:21 [Preview] No.200089 del
>>200085
>helmet
Which helmet?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.200090 del
>>200089
This one because it also offers protection for your eyes.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:32:20 [Preview] No.200091 del
Should I dice an onion?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:33:14 [Preview] No.200092 del
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NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:33:40 [Preview] No.200093 del
>>200091
It is considered vulgar to dice your onions, the more sophisticated way is to julienne them.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:34:09 [Preview] No.200094 del
>>200091
You must always chop it to not be a slack cunt.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:34:33 [Preview] No.200095 del
>>200092
Perfect.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:34:53 [Preview] No.200096 del
>>200093
I don't know anyone called Julienne.
>>200094
But what if I am a slack cunt? I'll try, just for you.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:35:04 [Preview] No.200097 del
"All retail in Melbourne to shut down for six weeks."

Imagine the government just destroying your business like that.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:38:09 [Preview] No.200099 del
Can someone dice the onions for me please?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:38:39 [Preview] No.200100 del
>>200096
>But what if I am a slack cunt?
You must always chop it.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:38:55 [Preview] No.200101 del
>>200096
>I'll try, just for you.
Thank you.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:39:34 [Preview] No.200102 del
>>200100
Fine, if I must.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:39:46 [Preview] No.200103 del
>>200097
Pretty sad and unfortunate. The amount of for lease signs has been growing in my local shopping area.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:41:05 [Preview] No.200104 del
>>200103
and it's all for nothing
the 0.01% of the population dying from it would have been dead within 6 months anyway


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:41:18 [Preview] No.200105 del
It's an attempt at knocking out smaller, more local stores and chains for the globohomo ones.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:42:24 [Preview] No.200106 del
>>200105
>globohomo
Homosexual giants are taking of the smaller tighter local ones?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.200107 del
>>200104
Is it just the flu?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:43:38 [Preview] No.200108 del
>>200106
Have been from the start.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:45:31 [Preview] No.200109 del
>>200108
Perhaps we need a tightening around the dark homogeneous corporations?


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:55:03 [Preview] No.200110 del
The onion has been diced.


NEET 08/03/2020 (Mon) 06:55:41 [Preview] No.200111 del
The first four seasons of Rake are on Netflix. Nice show to re-watch and binge on tbh.