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NEET General #206 - Alternate Fetishes Edition NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:34:10 [Preview] No. 204256
What part of the NEETzoid attracts you the most?
Personally, footfags creep me out. There is very little sensuality in a NEETs tootsies.
For me, it's the elbow.
The uses are endless, the curves go on forever.

OLD >>203229


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:35:19 [Preview] No.204257 del
SA best A


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:36:27 [Preview] No.204258 del
>>204196
It doesn't explain why they like feet.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:39:53 [Preview] No.204259 del
morninf


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:42:10 [Preview] No.204260 del
>>204224
She is close to what this client looks like who is apparently calling her lawyers.
They live like kings.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:43:34 [Preview] No.204261 del
>>204232
Is BO a late night NEET?
They are gone now.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:43:49 [Preview] No.204262 del
>>204259
Good morning friend.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:45:05 [Preview] No.204263 del
>>204239
That is close to the correct technique.
Needs more dippin'.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:48:01 [Preview] No.204264 del
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Goon morning NEETs!


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 20:48:21 [Preview] No.204265 del
>>204264
Morning


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:02:29 [Preview] No.204266 del
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Good Morning Neeticles


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:04:13 [Preview] No.204267 del
>>204266
consoomed your anti-depressants yet?


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:05:51 [Preview] No.204268 del
>>204266
Morning


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:13:35 [Preview] No.204269 del
>>204267
as if i would take a fucking NPC drug like a SSRI

today my morning stack was orange juice with
- ritalin
- celebrex
- curcuminin
- glucosamine
- hi dose CoQ10
- hemp seed oil
- Ginko and B vitamins
- Liver Detox
- Magnesium ans Calcium
- Zinc

or as i call it the Based Pill


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:20:14 [Preview] No.204270 del


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:24:14 [Preview] No.204271 del
>>204269
Guarantee at least a couple of these are contraindicated.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:28:30 [Preview] No.204272 del
>>204269
Fucking hippy.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:44:11 [Preview] No.204273 del
>>204271
oh be honest you dont know the chemical structure of half of them
>>204272
nonsense


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:45:14 [Preview] No.204274 del
>>204273
>oh be honest you dont know the chemical structure of half of them
of course I don't, and neither do you


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:47:17 [Preview] No.204275 del
I didn't tidy the lounge and dining room yesterday.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:51:46 [Preview] No.204276 del
>>204274
what a fucking psued


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NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:53:21 [Preview] No.204278 del
>>204276
Have a good day, Nuro.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:56:01 [Preview] No.204279 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AY1bA23hGMU [Embed]


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 21:58:09 [Preview] No.204280 del
>>204279
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oNg3M9IJJlY [Embed]


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:03:41 [Preview] No.204281 del
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>>204276
You'll never get your letter from Hogwarts, you're over 30, and it's time to enter the real world.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:09:11 [Preview] No.204282 del
>>204281
whats a hogwarts ? is it some type of STD ?


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:30:57 [Preview] No.204284 del


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:33:00 [Preview] No.204285 del
>>204277
I like the part with the police officer.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:48:25 [Preview] No.204286 del
Need a poo.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:53:07 [Preview] No.204287 del
>>204256
I mainly like girls faces. But I get the impression a lot of footfags (ie, tarantino) are more alpha than me.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:58:17 [Preview] No.204288 del
>>204256
>the elbow
You are sick you need help.

>>204263
>dippin'
See above.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:58:34 [Preview] No.204289 del
>>204266
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 22:59:23 [Preview] No.204290 del
>>204269
None of that will save you from the affects of the grog.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:02:17 [Preview] No.204291 del
>>204279
>>204280
Negro Sex Music.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:02:39 [Preview] No.204292 del
>>204284
Good morning NEET


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:05:58 [Preview] No.204293 del
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FUCK


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.204294 del
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NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:09:22 [Preview] No.204295 del
BREAKFAST TIME


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:11:51 [Preview] No.204297 del
>>204295
NK you boong.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:13:07 [Preview] No.204298 del
>>204295
Enjoy!


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:16:13 [Preview] No.204299 del
>>204296
Connectivity problems.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:18:31 [Preview] No.204300 del
Piss!


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:23:03 [Preview] No.204301 del
>>204295
i aint clicking that nigga


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:23:29 [Preview] No.204302 del
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Is it just me or is there far less interest in politics on the interwebs than there was 4 years ago?


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:26:25 [Preview] No.204304 del
>>204302
It has been a tiring 4 years. Also this year has ground everybody down with bat aids and the like, I think.


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>>204296
my fav biden meme, it was so spicy they banned it on twatter


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:28:28 [Preview] No.204306 del
>>204304
I think Epstein's murder also proved that there really is a cabal of sorts and politicians don't matter.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:30:56 [Preview] No.204307 del
>>204303
based skyking. the blaze of glory edit is such motherfucking kino

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BFdQSrwhit8 [Embed]


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:34:03 [Preview] No.204308 del
>>204307
You ever feel tempted Nuro?


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:37:27 [Preview] No.204309 del
>>204303
Bless his kind soul.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:38:11 [Preview] No.204310 del
>>204308
I ground taxied a cessna citation and dassault falcon once. Yes i was tempted.


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:42:08 [Preview] No.204311 del
>>204310
You should've at least done some doughnuts with it


NEET 08/10/2020 (Mon) 23:50:44 [Preview] No.204312 del
what's my name again?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:09:42 [Preview] No.204313 del
>>204312
Frederick


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:12:55 [Preview] No.204314 del
>tfw bludging at the wagerium


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:13:54 [Preview] No.204315 del
>>204312
S-h-i-r-l-e-y


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:22:14 [Preview] No.204316 del
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I made the post in this image, the one that mentioned erections. I have become part of meme history it seems, even though I missed the get.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:22:26 [Preview] No.204317 del
>>204276
>>204273
Nuro, you don't even know single variable calculus. Don't pretend you understand chemistry well enough to understand what those drugs are doing.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:23:14 [Preview] No.204318 del
>>204282
HAHAHAHHAHA
NURO DID LE FUNNY
LOL EPIC 420 NOSCOPED TROLLED


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:24:56 [Preview] No.204320 del
>>204317
>>204318
>>204319
Go away Nuro antagonist. Stop shitting up our board.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:25:47 [Preview] No.204321 del
>>204287
Probably because foot-fetishism is an extension of leg fetishism and great men are always leg men. eg. Alexander, Cromwell, Hitler, Napoleon, Tamerlane, Charlemagne etc. were all leg-men.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:27:12 [Preview] No.204322 del
>>204320
>our
m8, I was shitposting on 8chan back in the days of /meatpie/, I'm not going anywhere. Why can't you start a facebook group dedicated to nuro and ride his dick there with all the other facebook mums?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:38:26 [Preview] No.204323 del
>>204322
Why can't you just ignore Nuro instead of creating drama every day?


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:40:40 [Preview] No.204325 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:44:51 [Preview] No.204328 del
>>204326
The real feel is realising you were the one steering the whole time.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:48:57 [Preview] No.204329 del
>>204323
It's just some people having fun. Why can't you stop whining and just ignore all the posts?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:50:04 [Preview] No.204330 del
>>204329
There is nothing fun about doxxing.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:51:18 [Preview] No.204331 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:51:37 [Preview] No.204332 del
>>204330
Who doxxed Nuro today? No one. That doxxing shit isn't relevant to my reply to you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:51:54 [Preview] No.204333 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:52:10 [Preview] No.204334 del
>>204325
I like this one better.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.204335 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:53:44 [Preview] No.204336 del
>>204332
>>204335
>Who doxxed Nuro today?
Someone has posted someones name today.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:55:01 [Preview] No.204337 del
>>204336
Just learn to ignore it and stop causing drama.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:55:46 [Preview] No.204338 del
I have had a can of monster and a large coffee and still feel unmotivated


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:56:47 [Preview] No.204339 del
Morning NEETs. Muscles feel really sore today.
>>204338
Do you have things to do today?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:56:50 [Preview] No.204340 del
>>204338
Did you sip it loudly and slowly?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:57:29 [Preview] No.204341 del
>>204339
Morning NEET.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:57:34 [Preview] No.204342 del
>>204339
I have to finish some things for work and tidy the house.

>>204340
Yes.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:58:12 [Preview] No.204343 del
>>204342
Are you the NEET with the mum visiting?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:58:19 [Preview] No.204344 del
>>204339
get some epsom salts and have a bath


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:58:53 [Preview] No.204345 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 00:59:53 [Preview] No.204346 del
>>204345
Hope you and her have a lovely time together when she visits.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:01:17 [Preview] No.204347 del
>>204346
That will be predicated on my getting the house presentable and that plumbing that has been blocked for a few months cleared.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:01:27 [Preview] No.204348 del
>>204342
>Yes.
Go for a brisk walk to see if that helps.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:11:51 [Preview] No.204349 del
>>204347
You should hire a cleaning lady.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:12:42 [Preview] No.204350 del
>>204349
The shame is too great.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:14:20 [Preview] No.204351 del
>>204350
The cleaning lady is the one who should be ashamed. She is a cleaning lady.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:16:41 [Preview] No.204352 del
Wish I was based like nuro


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:19:03 [Preview] No.204353 del
>>204352
You think you mean that ironically, but deep down your soul knows it for truth.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:19:53 [Preview] No.204354 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:27:00 [Preview] No.204355 del
>>204354
Interesting.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:36:34 [Preview] No.204356 del
>>204324
funniest home videos tier lol


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:41:57 [Preview] No.204358 del
>>204357
Maths is racist, except when they count how many kids of their own race they got into college because of affirmative action.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:48:51 [Preview] No.204359 del
>>204357
(((Laurie Rubel))) argued this week on Twitter that the mathematical equation 2+2=4 “reeks of white supremacist patriarchy.”


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:49:52 [Preview] No.204360 del
Twang my little arse.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:51:56 [Preview] No.204361 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:54:14 [Preview] No.204363 del
>tfw bludgin


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:54:23 [Preview] No.204364 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9IFh6wFTJiQ [Embed]


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 01:55:43 [Preview] No.204365 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:01:44 [Preview] No.204366 del
>>204364
I read about this the other day with the guy who made the Lego set of it before he died


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:17:12 [Preview] No.204367 del
Big based webby


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:19:23 [Preview] No.204368 del
A naked Webby waddling the halls of employment.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:23:23 [Preview] No.204369 del
Howdy!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:24:16 [Preview] No.204370 del
>>204369
Is it me you're looking for?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:25:21 [Preview] No.204371 del
brought the wheelie bins inside the house even though they were wet with rain


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:26:19 [Preview] No.204372 del
>>204371
>brought the wheelie bins inside the house
Why would you do that even if they were dry?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:27:21 [Preview] No.204373 del
>>204371
Good motivation to mop the floor afterwards or at least sweep it back out.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:27:54 [Preview] No.204374 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:29:52 [Preview] No.204375 del
>>204374
After she kicked that female officer he should have broken her jaw and smashed her skull on that wall.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:30:25 [Preview] No.204376 del
>>204372
So I can chuck out a bunch of empties without having to make a million trips outside.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:37:26 [Preview] No.204377 del
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Haven't had one of these in a while. It really hit the spot. Chips were on point, the burger was hot and the coke cold and bubbly. HJs still under-cook their bacon though. Ate it by a river. 10/10 lunch.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:38:43 [Preview] No.204378 del
>>204377
sif the coke wasn't half water


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:39:19 [Preview] No.204379 del
>>204378
there is a lot of water in coke even without ice


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:40:27 [Preview] No.204380 del
>>204377
Looks good, looks even nicer since I can't eat until at least 8 tonight.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:40:54 [Preview] No.204381 del
>>204377
Lovely.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:42:44 [Preview] No.204382 del
>>204377
Looks good. Well lunched.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 02:45:55 [Preview] No.204383 del
>>204374
righteous bust.
bloody right.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:03:26 [Preview] No.204384 del
having a pepsi


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:06:54 [Preview] No.204385 del
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T-there wont be a vax for the dole program,
R-right neets?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:08:06 [Preview] No.204386 del
>>204378
>sif
A gentleman time traveller from the year 2003 joins us.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:08:29 [Preview] No.204387 del
>>204384
yikes!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:10:59 [Preview] No.204388 del
>>204385
I really hate how everything is in focus in this image. Where are you meant to be focusing your attention. The house in the background, the on-lookers and or the syringe?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:18:52 [Preview] No.204389 del
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>>204388
this one is a bit better composed. it seems to use the rule of threes


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:20:58 [Preview] No.204390 del
I've had like 500mg of caffeine this morning and feel nothing


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:23:38 [Preview] No.204391 del
>>204390
Your body might be use to it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:24:40 [Preview] No.204392 del
>>204391
i think it's because i'm so fat
same reason off the shelf pain killers do nothing


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:31:29 [Preview] No.204393 del
>>204392
Use the opportunity of cleaning up to focus on your self-improvement.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:35:48 [Preview] No.204394 del
Fill up water balloons with piss.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:35:48 [Preview] No.204395 del
>>204393
I shall try to.
I feel like one of these retards that needs a chart like a little kid, giving myself a gold star each time I take a shower or put something in the bin.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:36:04 [Preview] No.204396 del
>>204394
a-and?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:36:41 [Preview] No.204397 del
>>204392
you need better stims and better painkillers desu


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:37:23 [Preview] No.204398 del
>>204396
And then the fun begins.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:37:39 [Preview] No.204399 del
I'm having fettuccine carbonara for dinner tonight


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:38:13 [Preview] No.204400 del
>>204399
Enjoy.
I'm not a fan of green pastas or white pasta sauces.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:38:54 [Preview] No.204401 del
>>204102
>nothing like a plastic tray of hot microwave slop to make you feel right with the world

Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>204275
My omen is coming true.

>>204277
Seppos would probably believe such a story.

>>204303
I will re-create his adventure when the new Microsoft Flight Sim comes out.

>>204324
I don't CARE any-mo-eeh-oh


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:38:56 [Preview] No.204402 del
>>204400
I'll take note of that.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:39:55 [Preview] No.204403 del
>>204401
4 (you)'s. Truly blessed.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:42:10 [Preview] No.204404 del
What are the chances that my work provider actually calls me today?


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:42:59 [Preview] No.204406 del
>>204390
It's time to upgrade to dexies


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:43:49 [Preview] No.204407 del
>>204406
I think we could all do with less stimulants, alcohol, and drugs.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:44:40 [Preview] No.204408 del
>>204405
how long should i wait for them to call because i was going to give it 15 minutes and if they dont call then i was going to go to the shops


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:44:54 [Preview] No.204409 del
>>204408
17 minutes


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:53:33 [Preview] No.204410 del
>>204378
Tasted just as good as a can of coke.

>>204380
Good luck with that.

>>204381
>>204382
Thanks

>>204385
A very high possibility. They already have that "No Jab No Pay" for those on the dole who send their kids to childcare.

>>204399
Another frozen pre-made meal?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:54:35 [Preview] No.204411 del
>>204404
my fucking provider didnt even tell me i am back to reporting 4 jobs / fortnight on jobactive, i found out myself and are due tommorrow, what a fucking useless cunt


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:56:14 [Preview] No.204412 del
>>204411
What happened to your bike job and uni studies?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:56:35 [Preview] No.204413 del
>>204395
If that's what motivates you do something similar with a motivator (i.e. treats that are food and drink). When you reach the goals, you buy those treats otherwise you restrict yourself without them.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:56:37 [Preview] No.204414 del
>>204403
You deserved every one of them.

>>204404
Mine hasn't contacted me in a month since the new Poojeeta was hired as manager.

>>204405
That'll be my BAC by the end of the night.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:57:36 [Preview] No.204415 del
>>204411
If you're working, you should negotiate a reduction of your requirements with them.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:58:13 [Preview] No.204416 del
>>204406
Should he be skipping straight past Ritalin?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.204417 del
>>204412
That sounded like a question. I hope that question mark was a typo.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 03:58:42 [Preview] No.204418 del
>>204412
and the chad doctor who prescribes opiates and cenno exemptions


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:01:26 [Preview] No.204419 del
>>204412
I think the wrong Nuro is here today and got their story mixed up.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:01:34 [Preview] No.204420 del
Twang Lord


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:02:14 [Preview] No.204421 del
>>204415
>>204412
i am working and have applied for NEIS which takes care of all the reporting obligations ... still i knew some bullshit would sneak up on me untill my application was processed.... fuckers

>>204418
he is in brisbane and i am not


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:03:34 [Preview] No.204422 del
>>204420
A king of sorts?


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:08:57 [Preview] No.204424 del
I dropped all the piss balloons.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:12:36 [Preview] No.204425 del
>>204418
What race of doctors are likely to help a neet make the most of the welfare system? Pajeets? Jews? Anglos?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:13:13 [Preview] No.204426 del
>>204425
Chinese


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:13:50 [Preview] No.204427 del
Think nuro might too based for his own good


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:23:25 [Preview] No.204428 del
A lovely Indian fellow called me today saying their were some odd transactions from my bank account. I have him all my details so he can solve the problem for me. He was a lovely young man.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:25:42 [Preview] No.204429 del
Nuro and the based public toilet block


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:26:32 [Preview] No.204430 del
>>204428
that was nuro


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:28:03 [Preview] No.204431 del
>>204430
It was not.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:28:22 [Preview] No.204432 del
>>204428
Statistically, poor users of grammar and parsing are more likely to fall victim to mong tier scams/


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:28:38 [Preview] No.204433 del
Nuro is a based Indian impersonator


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:29:58 [Preview] No.204434 del
>asks for employer name
>asks for employer contact
>Private advertiser
Hmm.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:30:27 [Preview] No.204435 del
>>204434
That was nuro


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:30:30 [Preview] No.204436 del
>>204432
I see you fell victim to them then.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:30:49 [Preview] No.204437 del
>>204435
It was not.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:32:01 [Preview] No.204438 del
>>204432
damn it must be cool to be you


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:33:28 [Preview] No.204439 del
>>204428
>>204432
I worry about the poor old people that get tricked, especially given my mother at least is getting closer to that age and they use a range of tricks.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:34:32 [Preview] No.204440 del
>>204421
Did you mean NDIS?

>>204428
>>204423

>>204432
Did you mean 'users of poor grammar...'? Or poor people that use grammar?


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:36:13 [Preview] No.204442 del
>>204440
He doesn't know what he means.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:36:47 [Preview] No.204443 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:38:17 [Preview] No.204444 del
>>204439
Tracy will look after them


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:40:16 [Preview] No.204445 del
>>204444
Will Tracy have enough time for all of them?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:41:15 [Preview] No.204446 del
Long toe nail.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:42:56 [Preview] No.204447 del
Nuros toenails are immaculate


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:46:54 [Preview] No.204448 del
Might hit the pass hard at exactly 3pm BQST.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:48:07 [Preview] No.204449 del
>>204445
30 minutes is the maximum time she can devote per person.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:48:19 [Preview] No.204450 del
>>204440
>Did you mean NDIS?
new enterprise incentive scheme
seems like a rort
reported


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:49:04 [Preview] No.204451 del
>>204450
>reported
reported


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:49:20 [Preview] No.204452 del
>>204448
what's your poison?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:51:19 [Preview] No.204453 del
>>204452
Nightshade is my personal favourite.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:53:35 [Preview] No.204454 del
Nuro makes lampshades out of people that are non-based.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:55:03 [Preview] No.204455 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.204456 del
>>204448
Good luck.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 04:59:20 [Preview] No.204457 del
>>204447
nuro actually believes long toenails are bad luck


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:01:14 [Preview] No.204458 del
>>204457
and elves


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:03:21 [Preview] No.204459 del
I've heard that some of the more upper-class toilet block establishments offer complimentary pedicure services.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:05:31 [Preview] No.204460 del
>>204459
i heard if you utter 'nuro' in a toilet block it will be instantly evacuated


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:07:27 [Preview] No.204461 del
>>204450
Please don't report me to BO, this place is all I have.

>>204452
Hittin the mid-strength beers tonight.

>>204456
Thank you


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:11:22 [Preview] No.204462 del
>>204461
i'm reporting nuro to the ato

>>204461
enjoy


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:14:16 [Preview] No.204463 del
>>204462
Nuro is too based to be reported to the ATO.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:17:08 [Preview] No.204464 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:32:20 [Preview] No.204465 del
Nuro is above the ATO.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:36:42 [Preview] No.204466 del
There is a tablespoon of Nuro's wastewater in every can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:38:16 [Preview] No.204467 del
>>204465
⚠️ Hey, my little naughty. I have an important message for you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:46:03 [Preview] No.204468 del
gonna fuck me a chicken


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:46:55 [Preview] No.204469 del
>>204468
Woolies, Coles or IGA one?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:47:45 [Preview] No.204470 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:48:09 [Preview] No.204471 del
>>204469
Might get one from Drakes. The irony buying and fucking a chicken from a shop named after a duck amuses me.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.204472 del
Even nuro's star sign, Scorpio, is based.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:57:26 [Preview] No.204473 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/kerrianne-kennerley-among-stars-reportedly-axed-by-ten-network/news-story/2416786024c4fdea582a38aace888376

If Channel 10 can’t afford Tim Bailey’s salary (annual supply of board wax, all the leftovers from the Studio 10 cooking segments, a used Corolla from a Pickles fleet auction every 5 years) things must be pretty dire.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:58:00 [Preview] No.204474 del
There's no escape from this clown world. Not even my beloved tennis.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 05:59:14 [Preview] No.204475 del
Oh no, not the tennis!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:00:09 [Preview] No.204476 del
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https://twitter.com/Woollz/status/1293011627881635840

Apparently Tasmania has a double cheeseburger pie. Tweet contains a review of sorts.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:00:13 [Preview] No.204477 del
Nuro is actually Dennis the Menace.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.204478 del
>>204468
If it's from Coles you'll be needing a lot of gravy.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:00:36 [Preview] No.204479 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.204480 del
>>204476
Nice lid. Don't think I've ever had a pie topped with sesame seed.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:01:36 [Preview] No.204481 del
>>204479
Caroline has let herself go.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:01:56 [Preview] No.204482 del
>>204480
That's how you know it's GOURMET


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:02:27 [Preview] No.204483 del
>>204482
*GORMAY


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:03:12 [Preview] No.204484 del
>>204479
Look I get it, most of you hate tennis and other 'poofter sports'. It still won't stop me from posting the odd screenshot now and then.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:03:59 [Preview] No.204485 del
>>204483
*GAAAAAY


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:06:47 [Preview] No.204486 del
>>204474
blm is the big spender on advertising now.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:07:07 [Preview] No.204487 del
>>204484
we don't even like 'outside', mate, let alone sport


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:07:35 [Preview] No.204488 del
THE FUCKING MOON IS FRENCH AND A CUNT


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:08:27 [Preview] No.204489 del
>>204484
Settle down mate.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:08:43 [Preview] No.204490 del
Nuro is the inventor and patent holder of the double cheeseburger pie.

what do you do if you dont want the pickles?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:08:50 [Preview] No.204491 del
>>204473
>(annual supply of board wax, all the leftovers from the Studio 10 cooking segments, a used Corolla from a Pickles fleet auction every 5 years)
Hearty kek.

>things must be pretty dire.
They've been taken over by some American Company who is probably squeezing everything they can from it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:08:54 [Preview] No.204492 del
>>204489
he's a big sports boofhead


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:11:16 [Preview] No.204493 del
Not Kerri-Anne!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:12:29 [Preview] No.204494 del
>>204493
Rebecca Morse will no longer be doing the 5pm news in SA BEST A. It was always like she was reading the news to me personally and sending me sexy thoughts.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:13:16 [Preview] No.204496 del
>>204476
Needs more awesome!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:14:05 [Preview] No.204497 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:17:41 [Preview] No.204499 del
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>>204498
giving herself a cheeky bump in points


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:19:10 [Preview] No.204501 del
>>204495
>>204498
>>204500
stop posting this black camel fucker


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:20:27 [Preview] No.204503 del
How does he do it?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:22:14 [Preview] No.204504 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:29:38 [Preview] No.204506 del
>>204499
EEEYAAAAAH!!
That face gets me every fucking time.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:30:57 [Preview] No.204507 del
>>204506
I'd have jumped in front of a train within an hour of being released from the hospital.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:31:47 [Preview] No.204508 del
uh oH


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:33:15 [Preview] No.204509 del
>>204486
I wonder (((who))) could be behind it?

>>204487
lol

>>204489
You wanna go do ya? Huh? HUH?

>>204490
It would be a painful extraction.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:34:45 [Preview] No.204510 del
>>204509
Oi'll farkin' foight ya roight now!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:37:01 [Preview] No.204512 del
>>204511
I've reported these posts. Hopefully the Hungarian chap gives you time out for a while.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:43:34 [Preview] No.204516 del
>>204512
People have been violently shit posting all day. But if he continues it will disappear.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:43:45 [Preview] No.204517 del
(2.59 MB 480x854 7888290.mp4)


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:44:48 [Preview] No.204518 del
>>204517
Godly doggy.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:45:08 [Preview] No.204519 del
>>204516
While some of us have been violently shitting all day. If this continues I will disappear.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:46:24 [Preview] No.204521 del
>>204519
Please don't.

>>204520
Please stop or limit it to one per half an hour. It is becoming spam.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:47:13 [Preview] No.204523 del
>>204521
I will try, just for you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:47:40 [Preview] No.204524 del
>>204523
Thank (You).


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:48:15 [Preview] No.204527 del
>>204524
Be warned, my bowels know no master.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 06:51:21 [Preview] No.204529 del
so much spam in catalogue. such wow.


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:03:24 [Preview] No.204532 del
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>>204476
if you only knew how Recursive things really are.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:05:13 [Preview] No.204533 del
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:14:07 [Preview] No.204534 del
this is really getting tedious
where is the BO?
where are the global mods?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:14:11 [Preview] No.204535 del
>>204533
I will ban you next time.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:21:32 [Preview] No.204537 del
Can we have some ethnic cleansing around here please?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:28:35 [Preview] No.204539 del
There was no need to make four separate threads.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:41:05 [Preview] No.204540 del
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hello neet your test results are in


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:41:56 [Preview] No.204541 del
>>204540
Skellies trapped inside executives are a problem.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:42:25 [Preview] No.204542 del
>>204539
There was no need for it to make one thread.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:42:42 [Preview] No.204543 del
>>204541
If they removed the bones I could fit more food in.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:43:36 [Preview] No.204544 del
>>204541
They need to learn to chew their food rather than just swallow the entire skelle in one mouthful


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:43:53 [Preview] No.204545 del
>>204543
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:44:32 [Preview] No.204546 del
>>204544
It always helps with good poos I read.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:44:43 [Preview] No.204547 del
>>204269
How are SSRIS "NPC drugs" but Ritalin isn't.
>>204476
Looks tasty.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a really tasty egg sandwich earlier, haven't had any booze since Saturday, going well.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:45:35 [Preview] No.204548 del
>>204547
Hello Sperg.
Good job on the no booze thing. I have not had any alcohol today.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:46:15 [Preview] No.204549 del
>>204547
>haven't had any booze since Saturday, going well.
Good work, keep at it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:47:13 [Preview] No.204550 del
>>204548
Hello, how's your day been?
>>204549
Thank you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:50:00 [Preview] No.204551 del
>>204550
>Hello, how's your day been?
It has been uneventful, thank you.
I might go to bed soon.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:52:07 [Preview] No.204552 del
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> thiscursedplace.jpg


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:54:04 [Preview] No.204553 del
>>204551
>It has been uneventful, thank you.
Fair enough, those days can sometimes be okay.
>I might go to bed soon.
I'm going to be still up for a while, I got up pretty late.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:54:40 [Preview] No.204554 del
>>204552
What does this post mean?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:55:29 [Preview] No.204555 del
>>204553
>I'm going to be still up for a while, I got up pretty late.
That's reasonable. I have set alarms for 0400, 0401, 0402 and 0403.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:57:44 [Preview] No.204557 del
>>204547
Hey mate, good work on not drinking.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:58:18 [Preview] No.204558 del
>>204556
No boongs for you?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:58:42 [Preview] No.204559 del
>>204556
Santa never made it to Butthole.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 07:59:35 [Preview] No.204560 del
>>204554
give me back my fuck dickwad


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:01:05 [Preview] No.204561 del
>>204558
no boongs for anybody by the looks


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:01:36 [Preview] No.204562 del
upscale toilet cocaine


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:01:40 [Preview] No.204563 del
>>204556
i once gave a fuck about #BO breaking links with whimsical wordfilters now i want that fuck back


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:02:37 [Preview] No.204564 del
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>Tantrum time.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.204565 del
>>204564
YOU WILL EAT YOU BROCCOLI!!!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:04:53 [Preview] No.204566 del
I have a mysterious pain in both my right knee and elbow joints.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:04:56 [Preview] No.204567 del
I have too much scrotum skin.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:05:12 [Preview] No.204568 del
>>204564
I am OK with this.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.204569 del
>>204566
Could be a tumor


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:07:58 [Preview] No.204570 del
9.5 hr wage.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:08:27 [Preview] No.204571 del
>>204564
>>204565
>>204568
In different countries it was different food.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:08:47 [Preview] No.204572 del
>>204567
Wank it!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:09:47 [Preview] No.204573 del
>>204275
Mother will not be impressed.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:09:58 [Preview] No.204574 del
>>204540
That skellie I ate still needs to be digested!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:10:25 [Preview] No.204575 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:11:54 [Preview] No.204576 del
>>204288
Elbows are for dippin'
>See above
I don't get it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.204577 del
>>204570
Have fun, Shitey.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:12:28 [Preview] No.204578 del
>>204563
Are you have a stroke?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:12:39 [Preview] No.204579 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.204580 del
>>204291
Not good negro sex music.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:12:57 [Preview] No.204581 del
I keep wondering when shitey's gonna get bat aids.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:13:26 [Preview] No.204582 del
>>204577
Shut the fuck up Monaro


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:13:38 [Preview] No.204583 del
>>204574
Some skeles have a surprising amount of gristle on them.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:13:52 [Preview] No.204584 del
>>204581
The poo wash from the Indian lady will keep him safe.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:16:20 [Preview] No.204585 del
>>204294
Strangely relateable


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:17:45 [Preview] No.204586 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:18:17 [Preview] No.204587 del
I can smell someone cooking stir-fry


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:20:49 [Preview] No.204588 del
An exclient just called me for about 1 second and then hung up.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:22:34 [Preview] No.204589 del
>>204587
Time to become their friend.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:23:35 [Preview] No.204590 del
>>204588
Had me wondering how an excellent could ring you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:23:48 [Preview] No.204591 del
>>204354
Is this what you think?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.204592 del
>>204590
Bend over and find out.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:24:31 [Preview] No.204593 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:25:04 [Preview] No.204594 del
>>204591
I'm not from Sydney, so I have no idea. I just posted it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:26:07 [Preview] No.204595 del
>>204376
Give them to your neighbour.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:26:29 [Preview] No.204596 del
>>204595
There's no deposit on wine bottles or spirit bottles.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:26:40 [Preview] No.204597 del
>>204594
Just focus on the Shire one.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:26:56 [Preview] No.204598 del
>>204555
Fair enough to go to sleep now If you're up early like that.
>>204557
Thanks, kind of got bored of it to be honest, I've only been drinking 1 beer or glass of whisky a day but I thought I'd give myself a bit of a break.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:27:01 [Preview] No.204599 del
>>204377
I'm so fucking hungry.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:28:04 [Preview] No.204600 del
>>204380
Why can't you eat?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:29:18 [Preview] No.204601 del
>>204600
I forgot how.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:30:15 [Preview] No.204602 del
>>204411
I thought you were employed by your boyfriend with the bike shop.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:32:53 [Preview] No.204603 del
>>204451
Notifying someone that you have reported them is a reportable offence.
Reported.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:33:04 [Preview] No.204604 del
>>204602
your lore is shit


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:34:35 [Preview] No.204605 del
>>204476
I'm so fucking hungry.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:35:41 [Preview] No.204606 del
>>204488
It's not out, there's clouds.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:36:14 [Preview] No.204607 del
>>204603
>Notifying someone that you have reported them is a reportable offence.
>Reported.
Reported.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:37:31 [Preview] No.204608 del
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i am announcing formally the creation of the Australian Based Intelligence Organisation or

A B I O


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:38:54 [Preview] No.204609 del
Cruisey what is the swelling status? Still going down?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:38:55 [Preview] No.204610 del
>>204596
There is for all the yellow tops.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:47:28 [Preview] No.204611 del
>>204610
yes and they have been segregated


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:48:15 [Preview] No.204612 del
I wonder if it is too late to invest in some winter pyjamas.


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:49:15 [Preview] No.204614 del
>>204608
btw we came 4th in this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SRQza6IxOjo [Embed]


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:49:18 [Preview] No.204615 del
>>204612
Pajamas (US) or pyjamas (Commonwealth) (/pəˈdʒɑːməz, pɪ-, -ˈdʒæ-/), sometimes shortened to PJs or jammies, are several related types of clothing originating from the Indian subcontinent.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:50:06 [Preview] No.204616 del
>>204609
I'd like to think some of the swelling is permanent and he got some girth enhancement out of it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:50:13 [Preview] No.204617 del
Nuro stole all my slack once.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:51:16 [Preview] No.204618 del
>>204617
You didn't have any to steal.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:52:16 [Preview] No.204619 del
>>204614
Congratulations on your infosec career. Going to defcon this year?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:52:43 [Preview] No.204620 del
>>204614
>we
Who?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:53:02 [Preview] No.204621 del
>>204612
Pajamas. Aren't I warm enough for you anymore?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:54:30 [Preview] No.204622 del
>>204614
What was the team name and who was on it?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:55:04 [Preview] No.204623 del
My slack was sucked out of me through a gloryhole once.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:55:55 [Preview] No.204624 del
>>204622
I don't recognise any of these names.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 08:58:40 [Preview] No.204625 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:00:23 [Preview] No.204626 del
I smell food.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:00:59 [Preview] No.204627 del
>>204624
https://www.hackasat.com/

Nuro you boong. Only team featuring and Australian came last.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:07:18 [Preview] No.204628 del
>>204627
Australia is number 1!!!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:08:06 [Preview] No.204629 del
Watching Four Rooms (1995) it is pretty shit. I don't like Tim Roth.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:11:50 [Preview] No.204630 del
>>204626
That was just a particularly exuberant fart.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:13:15 [Preview] No.204631 del
>>204629
13% of Rotten Tomatoes, sounds like a stinker to me


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:18:38 [Preview] No.204635 del
>>204633
Well reply bantered.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:18:51 [Preview] No.204636 del
One of those nights where you just want to piss your pants.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:20:47 [Preview] No.204637 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:23:36 [Preview] No.204638 del
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Fettuccine carbonara for dinner


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:26:14 [Preview] No.204639 del
>>204638
Hope you enjoy it. I'm having chicken breast, brown rice and steamed veggies.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:26:50 [Preview] No.204640 del
>>204638
Enjoy mate


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:27:27 [Preview] No.204641 del
>>204637
There was a case in Australia where a mother supported her son over her daughter's because she was going to give her daughter's more inheritance later on. The mother for 20 or 30 years paid all the bills her son and when she finally died it, he contested the will in court and got a reasonable chunk of money out of it. Wills means very little unless they're up to date, very specific and the purpose who made them is of sound mind. Otherwise contesting them for someone who gets no inheritance often means they get a share of the inheritance.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:30:00 [Preview] No.204642 del
i bet webber leaves us nothing


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:31:56 [Preview] No.204643 del
>>204642
Is experiencing his presence even just once not enough?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:32:25 [Preview] No.204644 del
>>204642
He's leaving me an eye lash.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:32:37 [Preview] No.204645 del
>>204643
He said I would get "the car"


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:36:54 [Preview] No.204646 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:53:30 [Preview] No.204647 del
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I've prepared a feast. Some taco mince, some bacon, some lamb chops, some meatballs, some veg and some fried chook wings. Never forget to save that bacon grease!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:56:17 [Preview] No.204648 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:56:34 [Preview] No.204649 del
>>204647
Well cooked. Used by Date issues again though.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:56:56 [Preview] No.204650 del
>>204647
God damn, I wanted this. Then I remembered I'm probably dying of heart disease.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:57:34 [Preview] No.204651 del
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Fry the chicken, taco the mince. Hot and fresh out of the kitchen.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:57:55 [Preview] No.204652 del
NZ has bat aids again


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 09:59:38 [Preview] No.204653 del
>>204647
>>204651
Making me hungry again.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:00:23 [Preview] No.204654 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:00:47 [Preview] No.204656 del
>>204651
How did you burn the wok handle?

How do you dispose of your used frying oil?

Mince looks nice.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:03:39 [Preview] No.204657 del
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In goes the lamb, out goes the lamb. In goes the veg, out goes the veg. Now do the hokey-pokey and sing-along to my jam!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:04:44 [Preview] No.204658 del
>>204657
Very nice.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:05:54 [Preview] No.204659 del
>>204655
Government worker it could be a care facility.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:06:10 [Preview] No.204660 del
Moldbug is emailing me poetry.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.204661 del
>>204657
I could jam all of that into my mouth.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:07:26 [Preview] No.204662 del
>>204660
You qt. You must have caught his eye.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:08:03 [Preview] No.204663 del
>>204660
Are you reading any of it?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:08:34 [Preview] No.204664 del
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>>204646
Who wants her to shave?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:08:42 [Preview] No.204665 del
>>204657
I see no need for foodstuffs outside the animal kingdom. Why are those mushrooms and green things there?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:08:47 [Preview] No.204666 del
>>204657
The garlic powder is being shy in that last pic.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:10:49 [Preview] No.204667 del
I like the Internet Historians voice. I want him to tuck me in, read me a bed time story then kiss my forehead while leaving the door ajar and the hallway light on for my piddles during the night.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.204669 del
>>204667
I have a nightlight in the laundry so I can see to do night piddles


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:14:21 [Preview] No.204670 del
>>204667
that would be a lovely romantic affair


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:15:27 [Preview] No.204671 del
>>204668
hope they refuse to share info with the western countries who have shit talked them


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:17:18 [Preview] No.204672 del
>>204547
>haven't had any booze since Saturda
You utter de-degenerate...?

>>204599
>>204605
We're all hungry for something, fren.

>>204619
Let's get a NEETcon going. I can already hear the awkward silence.

>>204629
I'm still going to watch it, along with the Denver movie someone recommended.

>>204631
87% Fresh Tomatoes?

>>204638
More microwaved slop. What was the brand?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:23:37 [Preview] No.204673 del
>>204672
>What was the brand?
McCain


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:24:20 [Preview] No.204674 del
>>204484
you been following the nrl seibold rumour mill, sportsNEET?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:25:09 [Preview] No.204675 del
>>204673
who made the table?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:25:15 [Preview] No.204676 del
>>204673
Ahh, McCain. That's a name I haven't heard in many moons.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:27:08 [Preview] No.204678 del
>>204674
I'm not SportsNEET but what are the rumours?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:28:04 [Preview] No.204679 del
>>204675
No branding is immediately present


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:29:20 [Preview] No.204682 del
>>204649
Best before! There's a difference.

>>204650
We're all dying. For me it'll be liver failure.

>>204656
That handle burned from the radiant heat. Wok cooking tends to use high temps. I will filter the oil - once it's cool enough - for reuse. And thanks, the mince was tasty.

>>204665
I feel less guilty eating all that meat with some veg on the side.

>>204666
It played no part in tonight's festivities.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:30:30 [Preview] No.204684 del
>>204682
Poor garlic powder. It only wants to help.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:30:36 [Preview] No.204685 del
>>204674
I only watch tennis


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:30:57 [Preview] No.204686 del
>>204679
Thank you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:31:24 [Preview] No.204687 del
>>204652
Tassie is also pozzed again


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:31:41 [Preview] No.204688 del
>>204683
>The rumours were labelled “vile” on Tuesday night by Broncos great and NRL 360 host Ben Ikin.
Hmmmm, coincidence i think not!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:33:34 [Preview] No.204689 del
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How can one man be so based?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 10:34:52 [Preview] No.204690 del
>>204689
Based.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:04:44 [Preview] No.204691 del
Nuro allegedly diagnosed with severe chronic basedness disorder


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:11:16 [Preview] No.204692 del
>>204691
Was/is/about to?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:12:25 [Preview] No.204693 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:14:34 [Preview] No.204694 del
>>204693
Based?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:16:00 [Preview] No.204695 del
>>204694
Based on what?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:18:09 [Preview] No.204696 del
>>204695
Someone on ABIOs watch list.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:22:42 [Preview] No.204697 del
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What does this meme mean?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:26:18 [Preview] No.204698 del
>>204697
Compared to some shit holes that still have people under one US dollar a day, life is pretty reasonable. There is always something to look forward in my opinion.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:32:14 [Preview] No.204699 del
>>204698
So they're saying the anime pillow and gaming and 4chan is actually good and you just don't realise it?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:37:21 [Preview] No.204700 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:37:35 [Preview] No.204701 del
>>204699
No, as 'bad' and dysfunctional as things can be they can always be much worse. There are a lot places in the world where the water from the tap is not safe for drinking. Either embrace the mediocre and dysfunctional life or do something to change it.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:38:47 [Preview] No.204702 del
>>204700
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:39:17 [Preview] No.204703 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:43:14 [Preview] No.204704 del
>>204703
>>204700
Good night NEETs.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:44:29 [Preview] No.204705 del
>>204700
Gook night.

>>204703
Good night tight NEET.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:50:16 [Preview] No.204706 del
>>204700
Goodnight gook girl poster. Remember to practice safe wanking pracitices.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 11:56:57 [Preview] No.204707 del
My almond magnums had the sticks in upside down. Just a tiny little nub sticking out.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:00:43 [Preview] No.204708 del
>>204700
I see you got that from the latest gravure thread.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:01:57 [Preview] No.204709 del
>>204700
>>204703
Good night. I'm off too.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:04:04 [Preview] No.204710 del
>>204709
Goodnight off too.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:04:30 [Preview] No.204711 del
>>204709
Good night


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:05:14 [Preview] No.204712 del
>>204708
>gravure
What is that?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:05:50 [Preview] No.204713 del
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my new whip, unfortunately it seems to be out of petrol


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:06:12 [Preview] No.204714 del
>>204712
Weeb shit. Save yourself and don't look it up.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:09:06 [Preview] No.204715 del
>>204713
The cops wouldn't let that one through the breathaliser checkpoint.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:16:02 [Preview] No.204716 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:16:09 [Preview] No.204717 del
>>204715
Their equipment will never pick up the petrol fumes.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:21:49 [Preview] No.204718 del
Watched The Wind just before.
I don't think there's been a horror movie I have enjoyed more.
Now watching Tusk, also good but weird.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:22:43 [Preview] No.204719 del
>>204716
Greasily bannered.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:24:39 [Preview] No.204720 del
>>204718
>The Wind
5.5/10 on imdb. That is very low.

>Tusk
5.3/10 on imdb. One of the Kevin smith films I've never bothered to watch.


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:38:08 [Preview] No.204722 del
>>204721
They are usually on the money. The wisdom of crowds.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 12:50:30 [Preview] No.204723 del
>>204722
They are wrong about both movies.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 13:13:47 [Preview] No.204724 del
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Dan stole our OC from March.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 13:16:37 [Preview] No.204725 del
>>204724
He photoshopped it better though.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 17:38:34 [Preview] No.204726 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 20:25:47 [Preview] No.204729 del
>>204728
Settle down there 10k


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 20:43:55 [Preview] No.204732 del
Good Morning Neets

Up early. Big Day ahead. Already had hssh browns and mingon.

Fucking Based Putin
https://apnews.com/fcda62ad992db414d65f23b2adb78e44


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 20:46:19 [Preview] No.204733 del
>>204732
based
it's probably just a placebo


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 20:50:02 [Preview] No.204734 del
>>204733
just you wait until the media spins russian vaccine = bad
bill gates vaccine = good

also illegal thread in catalogue


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:09:33 [Preview] No.204736 del
/Morning


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:10:43 [Preview] No.204738 del
>>204736
Morning
What's the plan?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:12:38 [Preview] No.204739 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:13:55 [Preview] No.204740 del
>>204739
Morning
What's the plan?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:15:00 [Preview] No.204741 del
>>204738
Finish coffee then wage.
Got a sign up today that I'm not looking forward to, the sales rep said that we can do x,y and z when really we can only do one.
I think she will get pissy because I'm going to be honest and kick me out.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:15:22 [Preview] No.204742 del
>>204739
Morning


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:17:50 [Preview] No.204743 del
>>204740
SSD's are on sale on Umart, having a quick squiz. Other than that, nothing. Yourself?
>>204742
Hope you have a good day.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:17:54 [Preview] No.204744 del
>>204741
>I think she will get pissy because I'm going to be honest and kick me out.
is she hot?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:19:18 [Preview] No.204745 del
>>204743
>Yourself?
go for walk
buy food
cook and eat food
lift
sit on computer for remainder


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:20:15 [Preview] No.204746 del
well nigger me.... turns out kerriane was based all along


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:20:35 [Preview] No.204747 del
>>204744
I haven't met her.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:21:57 [Preview] No.204748 del
>>204747
are you working from home?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:22:41 [Preview] No.204749 del
>>204746
There's a 20 year gap.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:22:58 [Preview] No.204750 del
>>204748
Nah, I need to go to her house though.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:23:39 [Preview] No.204751 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:36:08 [Preview] No.204752 del
hello good morning


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:39:08 [Preview] No.204753 del
grubstake
verb [GRUB-stayk]

1. to provide with material assistance (such as a loan) for launching an enterprise or for a person in difficult circumstances

Nuro, on the other hand, traveled widely, still hoping to find the speculator who would grubstake him for a based bicycle business.


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:47:37 [Preview] No.204755 del
It's that time again.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:48:56 [Preview] No.204756 del
>>204724
Where?

>>204737
If only.

>>204753
Ausneets grubstake was secured by Dan and a microloan from Craig.

>>204732
>>204736
>>204738
>>204740
>>204742
>>204752
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:49:01 [Preview] No.204757 del
>>204752
Morning


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:49:19 [Preview] No.204758 del
>>204755
*sips*


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:49:48 [Preview] No.204759 del
>>204734
>bill gates vaccine = good


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:49:52 [Preview] No.204760 del
>>204752
Morning.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:50:05 [Preview] No.204761 del
>>204753
Thank you very much.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:55:06 [Preview] No.204762 del
Thinking of having a kid and calling him based


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:55:31 [Preview] No.204763 del
of to work l8r neets


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:55:35 [Preview] No.204764 del
innit


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:56:02 [Preview] No.204765 del
>Poison meant to kill dingoes in Australia is making them larger, according to study that finds the dogs have grown nearly 10 percent since the pesticide was introduced in the 1960s
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8616173/Dingoes-getting-bigger-controversial-pesticide-1080-blame.html


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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 21:59:50 [Preview] No.204767 del
>>204766
Lovely.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:00:03 [Preview] No.204768 del
>>204766
And just like that Jamie and James became instant parents.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:01:01 [Preview] No.204769 del
>>204766
That's cute.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:03:12 [Preview] No.204770 del
still can't believe bindi has been having the sex


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:07:56 [Preview] No.204771 del
>>204770
Sex is often needed in relationships.
>Husband kills himself because of a lack of sex - before his grieving wife is arrested when her mother-in-law accuses her of 'abetment to suicide' in India
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8616119/Husband-kills-lack-sex-grieving-wife-arrested-India.html


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:10:13 [Preview] No.204772 del
Rub behind your ears and give your finger a good ol' sniff.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:11:48 [Preview] No.204773 del
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NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:12:12 [Preview] No.204774 del
>>204772
mine always smell bad :(


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:15:47 [Preview] No.204775 del
>>204774
*good
FTFY


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:16:02 [Preview] No.204776 del
>>204773
Very interesting. Please remind us before it airs.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:17:36 [Preview] No.204777 del
>>204776
It aired last night. They'll probably repeat it today or put it on iView.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:19:05 [Preview] No.204778 del
>>204777
Thank you.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:21:40 [Preview] No.204779 del
>Bank robber is killed after accidentally slicing his neck with an electric cutter he used to break into a vault in India
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8615055/Bank-robber-killed-accidentally-slicing-neck-electric-cutter-India.html


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:22:16 [Preview] No.204780 del
>'Overweight' man who got wedged inside a well is rescued after being pulled out by firefighters
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8615815/Overweight-man-got-wedged-inside-rescued-pulled-firefighters.html


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:23:14 [Preview] No.204781 del
>>204716
Thank you, kind banner-making NEET.

>>204718
That Wind moofie looks interesting. Seen the other a few years ago and from memory it was quite disturbing.

>>204722
Hive-minds


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:32:26 [Preview] No.204782 del
>>204760
>>204757
>>204756
>>204755
>>204752
>>204742
>>204740
>>204739
>>204738
>>204736
>>204732
Good morning to all. Unsure what I'm going to do today, but I am sure it will be epically boring.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:36:22 [Preview] No.204783 del
>>204765
Nietzche was right!


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:36:50 [Preview] No.204784 del
>>204770
Just because you don't, doesn't mean everyone else isn't.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:37:31 [Preview] No.204785 del
webby's been in the pesticide again


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:37:55 [Preview] No.204786 del
>>204784
Bindi was pure.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:40:17 [Preview] No.204787 del
>>204786
>was
Keyword there.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:47:48 [Preview] No.204788 del
computers be like: meow

lmao


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:55:16 [Preview] No.204789 del
>>204788
With a red book?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 22:56:14 [Preview] No.204790 del
>>204753
noun
1. An Aboriginal delicacy of witchetty grubs ground and molded into a steak-like shape


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:00:51 [Preview] No.204791 del
Straight out my arse.


The Game NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:02:02 [Preview] No.204792 del
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Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realise there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realise you need to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat for a while", and telethons such as "You probably didn't even see the subject yet".


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:14:06 [Preview] No.204793 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:20:33 [Preview] No.204794 del
God I am tempted to wank.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:24:22 [Preview] No.204795 del
>>204794
Don't do it. Stay strong.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:33:21 [Preview] No.204796 del
>>204794
Bindi got you all riled up?


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:35:17 [Preview] No.204797 del
>>204796
het up


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:40:47 [Preview] No.204798 del


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:41:20 [Preview] No.204799 del
Something about Bindis face is very off putting.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:45:07 [Preview] No.204800 del
Bindi had a period there where she looked very good but you can tell she is going to end up fat. After this pregnancy she will probably never get back into shape and she will age badly and become obese.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:49:42 [Preview] No.204801 del
>>204794
Remember - always wank safely


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:50:10 [Preview] No.204802 del
>>204800
the arms and legs are a giveaway


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:50:32 [Preview] No.204803 del
>>204799
I'd be happy to put my dick into it if it would complete the look.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:57:42 [Preview] No.204804 del
Today I finished a 30 day yoga video series over the last month and half.


NEET 08/11/2020 (Tue) 23:59:07 [Preview] No.204805 del
>>204804
Were you doing the exercises or just watching them?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:09:17 [Preview] No.204807 del
>>204805
Doing the exercises mostly all the time. I often needed to have a break halfway through them but I did 95% of it as the instructor completed it. Some of them required more flexibility and strength in certain parts I did not have (i.e. cannot touch my toes, cannot bend half way and get my fingers to touch the ground). I liked them as I stretched my body to release tension and at night when I went to sleep my mind wasn't racing as much.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:11:16 [Preview] No.204808 del
>>204807
Has your flexibility improved? Are you feeling physically better? Are you going to continue?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:12:18 [Preview] No.204809 del
>>204807
can you suck your own dick yet


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:14:53 [Preview] No.204810 del
>>204809
Your slut of a mummybot does that for him, she does it for all of us


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:23:42 [Preview] No.204812 del
>>204808
>Has your flexibility improved?
I feel it has gotten better as my joints sounded like a cement mixer when I started and my body trembled a lot more during certain full body stretches. I still get a pop noise occasionally once in a while but the amount of noises have reduced.

>Are you feeling physically better?
I feel little drained but it takes away some of the nose congestion I get when doing it as exercise that makes me feel better. I feel awful when congested so I am happy to take a bit of fatigue for relief. It is a partially muscle building (that depends on how much you put into some of the exercises) and mostly cardio exercise.

>Are you going to continue?
I am going to try. Last two times I attempted a thirty day sessions I stopped after day 20. Even if on busy days I aim for 10 to 15 minutes compared to 20 to 30 minutes normally. We will see how I go though.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:26:05 [Preview] No.204813 del
Just did a huge sloppy poo.
Second poo of the day.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:27:57 [Preview] No.204814 del
>>204813
I am still waiting on my second poo.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:33:16 [Preview] No.204815 del
nuro smacked his big nigger lips at me once


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:33:48 [Preview] No.204816 del
>>204800
>preggo at 21
based
mum bods are hot


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:34:20 [Preview] No.204817 del
>>204815
You loved it.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:36:15 [Preview] No.204819 del
>>204812
you realise you're gay right?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:37:02 [Preview] No.204820 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:39:30 [Preview] No.204821 del
>>204819
You finally have a butt buddy then.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:39:51 [Preview] No.204822 del
>>204819
That doesn't come as a surprise.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:41:16 [Preview] No.204823 del
>>204819
Now we need a bulge pic.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:41:40 [Preview] No.204825 del
Possum frequently surprises me with how quickly he cums.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:43:21 [Preview] No.204826 del
>>204825
She ain't no ball and chain.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:45:44 [Preview] No.204828 del
>>204824
The picture has been removed as it had nothing to do with the content of the article and involved children.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:46:36 [Preview] No.204829 del
>>204827
People in the comments did not like the recruiter.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.204830 del
>>204829
No, she's a cunt and all recruiters are parasites.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:48:26 [Preview] No.204831 del
>>204828
All gays are paedophiles and the CEO of apple is a gay and children like to play computer games which they cannot on a apple phone.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:48:53 [Preview] No.204832 del
>>204827
why does the article have 3 huge images of her?
it's like she requested the article


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:48:58 [Preview] No.204833 del
>>204828
jesus fucking christ you're autistic


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:50:16 [Preview] No.204834 del
>>204832
dunno
dead behind the eyes too


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:50:35 [Preview] No.204835 del
>>204831
>All gays are paedophiles and the CEO of apple is a gay
That was not in the article.

>>204833
How have you not come to realise that a lot of people here are on the spectrum?


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:53:18 [Preview] No.204838 del
>>204835
my post never implied that i didn't realise, just stating that you are


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:53:59 [Preview] No.204839 del
>>204836
>>204837
BO you autistic faggot, you better delete this pics


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 00:58:28 [Preview] No.204840 del
>>204839
A child is defined as human. A census has not otherwise been made.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:06:53 [Preview] No.204841 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:10:10 [Preview] No.204842 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:13:58 [Preview] No.204843 del
>>204841
Frank?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:15:31 [Preview] No.204844 del
>>204841
Oliver Findlay Atwood-Whittaker III, 4th Duke of Norfolk.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:19:52 [Preview] No.204845 del
>>204841
whats with this fucking meme ?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:21:37 [Preview] No.204846 del
>>204845
fuckoff wagie


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:22:04 [Preview] No.204847 del
>>204812
We will see tomorrow night.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:24:17 [Preview] No.204848 del
Working on the wage, for a dollar a day.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:25:02 [Preview] No.204849 del
>>204847
I will take that as a complement.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:26:37 [Preview] No.204850 del
>>204849
You will be taking the full complement, all at once.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:43:41 [Preview] No.204852 del
Strewth'd, but at what cost?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:44:28 [Preview] No.204853 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:44:34 [Preview] No.204854 del
Tfw at the wagerium


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:45:16 [Preview] No.204855 del
>>204853
People must make these fads and pages to wank.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 01:59:17 [Preview] No.204858 del
>>204857
If it's as fucked as that image quality then whoa boy.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:04:37 [Preview] No.204860 del
Going to buy some pistachios.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:07:38 [Preview] No.204862 del
Dirty dishes, washed.
Dirty clothes, washed.
Dirty self, washed*.
Big-Boy Pants, securely fastened.

Still it's a struggle finding things to do to keep the mind off booze. But I'm trying. Hope your day is going well.

* Physically speaking


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:08:52 [Preview] No.204863 del
>>204862
You try binge eating to help take your mind off booze?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:13:12 [Preview] No.204864 del
>>204862
>Dirty dishes, washed.
>Dirty clothes, washed.
>Dirty self, washed*.
>Big-Boy Pants, securely fastened
Well done!

>But I'm trying
Plan to do some exercise today. Then focus on the drain fix.

>Hope your day is going well.
Thank you and the same for you.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:14:52 [Preview] No.204865 del
>>204860
How many?


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:16:41 [Preview] No.204867 del
>>204865
Thinking 5-6.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:17:48 [Preview] No.204868 del
To clear my drains I just piss down them at half force.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:28:46 [Preview] No.204870 del
Lol the RBA expects the unemployment rate to hit 10% by the end of the year.
https://www.rba.gov.au/speeches/2020/sp-ag-2020-08-07.html


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:33:57 [Preview] No.204871 del
>>204870
Unemployment from memory is a representation of people on Cenno. The real figure may be much higher for those underemployed (i.e. working more than or equal 2 hours per week) and those recently unemployed or not yet receiving a payment.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:34:35 [Preview] No.204872 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:36:05 [Preview] No.204873 del
>>204872
Bullshit that doesn't fill you up. I saw it once and the person after their main of it was starving.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:43:24 [Preview] No.204874 del
Nuros boss said he’s a based worker


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:50:46 [Preview] No.204875 del
Tomatoes with balsamic vinigger for lunch.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:53:16 [Preview] No.204876 del
>>204875
>vinigger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0 [Embed]


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 02:58:58 [Preview] No.204877 del
>>204876
Jesus is my nigga.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:19:00 [Preview] No.204878 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:23:53 [Preview] No.204880 del
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>>204878
>Slash immigration
Based bindi


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:38:56 [Preview] No.204881 del
i know what recursion is


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:47:50 [Preview] No.204882 del
Hour long lunch break.
Had a chicken schnitzel with mushroom gravy and a jacks and coke.
$20


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:49:03 [Preview] No.204883 del
>>204882
Sounds good. Was the schnitzel nice?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:50:00 [Preview] No.204884 del
>>204882
Not a bad price with the drink.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 03:56:07 [Preview] No.204885 del
>>204882
>jacks and coke.
drinking on the job aye


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:00:40 [Preview] No.204887 del
>>204885
with the boss


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:01:10 [Preview] No.204888 del
>>204887
it's a trap


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:02:25 [Preview] No.204889 del
Going to go do some cooking


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:02:35 [Preview] No.204890 del
>>204886
I like his laugh.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:03:28 [Preview] No.204891 del
>>204882
Nicely Lunched.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:04:07 [Preview] No.204892 del
>>204887
reported


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:04:22 [Preview] No.204893 del
>>204883
Yeah, not bad. Nice and thick and had panko crumbs.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:05:07 [Preview] No.204894 del
>>204884
Schnitzel with chips was $13, was the special.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:05:55 [Preview] No.204895 del
>>204885
unna.
Wasn't with the boss, he doesn't drink.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:06:47 [Preview] No.204897 del
>>204891
Now I'm feeling lazy.
And can feel farts brewing.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:07:09 [Preview] No.204898 del
>>204889
Cooking can be quite thecuddleutic.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:07:15 [Preview] No.204899 del
>>204896
>>204895
I was making a Lana Del Rey reference. There are at least two other neets here (including nuro) who listen to her.
I don't know why that other neet felt the need to report my post unless he thought I was trying to impersonate someone.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:08:03 [Preview] No.204900 del
>>204899
reported to worksafe for drinking on the job


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:09:12 [Preview] No.204901 del
>>204894
I was guessing that exact price. Pubs really do overcharge on the drinks.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:11:24 [Preview] No.204902 del
>>204901
>Pubs really do overcharge on the drinks.
That and the pokies is were they make their money.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:14:15 [Preview] No.204904 del
>>204902
Do pubs sell cigarettes?
When I go jogging past a nearby pub there are always a few blokes smoking.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:15:59 [Preview] No.204905 del
>>204899
I'm not sure who that is.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:16:39 [Preview] No.204906 del
Drakes bakery department have disappointed me. Had a nasty tasting hawaiian tear and share - soggy bread, gross tomato sauce and no sweetness in the pineapple - followed by a watery and flavourless apple turnover.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:17:12 [Preview] No.204907 del
>>204901
It wasn't that nice, I think I would have preferred a beer.
It was on the specials board.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:18:21 [Preview] No.204908 del
>>204904
Lots have cigarette vending machines.
They are always very expensive.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:19:37 [Preview] No.204909 del
>>204906
>watery turnover
Blagh


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:20:29 [Preview] No.204910 del
130 minutes to go


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:21:42 [Preview] No.204911 del
>>204906
>Drakes
You should've known better neet.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:22:22 [Preview] No.204912 del
>>204911
there's nothing wrong with drakes


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:24:09 [Preview] No.204913 del
>>204882
>Jack Daniel's and Coca-Cola
On a workday? Hmmmmm


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:28:57 [Preview] No.204915 del
This movie Four Rooms (1995) has lots of close-ups of pre-teen children's feet. The boy even sucks his own toe. This is not even the part of the movie done by Tarantino, but it must be some degenerate friend of his. They are all absolute sickos. They must have thought no-one would notice. Maybe they just didn't care. Maybe you could get away with more back in the 90s.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:29:30 [Preview] No.204916 del
>>204913
On my lunch break.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:31:06 [Preview] No.204917 del
>>204916
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:31:13 [Preview] No.204918 del
>>204915
Back in the 90s we were all sucking on each others toes.
It was a different time man.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:31:37 [Preview] No.204919 del
>>204915
Sounds very strange.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:32:04 [Preview] No.204920 del
>>204917
I'm a manager, it's expected.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:33:10 [Preview] No.204921 del
>>204920
The boss doesn't drink at all.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:35:13 [Preview] No.204922 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:39:20 [Preview] No.204923 del
>>204922
Another photo of bec


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:39:54 [Preview] No.204924 del
therap-eutic...

The word-filtering needs to stop!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:41:31 [Preview] No.204925 del
Tarantino is acting in his part of the film. He is not a very good actor. He should stay out of his films. I think he learned that lesson at some point and stopped.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:44:18 [Preview] No.204926 del
>>204905
Just another THOT

>>204906
>flavourless apple turnover
Any bakery that can't make a decent apple turnover should be bulldozed

>>204907
In the end the taste comes down to the quality of their post-mix soda.

>>204915
Have you seen that (supposed) pic of Tarantino sucking on what appears to be a child's foot?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:45:14 [Preview] No.204927 del
>>204925
He was OK in Dusk Till Dawn.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 04:55:15 [Preview] No.204929 del
Just had one of these, absolutely vile.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N9YEDXtpn7g [Embed]


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:00:04 [Preview] No.204930 del
>>204921
Not really a manager then is he.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:02:00 [Preview] No.204931 del
>>204926
I don't drink spirits often and Jack Daniels isn't that great anyway.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:02:11 [Preview] No.204932 del
>>204919
I was a manager, it was expected.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:03:54 [Preview] No.204934 del
>tfw no smoker gf


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:05:02 [Preview] No.204935 del
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isn't this 10k's strain?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:05:41 [Preview] No.204936 del
Does fleshlight make artificial female toes that come in a delicious variety of flavours? Asking for a friend.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:06:10 [Preview] No.204937 del
>>204934
>smoker gf
gross.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:06:44 [Preview] No.204938 del
Fuck, just got my weekly delivery of groceries and realised I didn't order any bread or wraps.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:07:11 [Preview] No.204939 del
>>204934
That's good, except for the no gf part.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:07:33 [Preview] No.204940 del
>>204938
what are you going to wipe your arse on now?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:08:32 [Preview] No.204941 del
>>204936
Don't think so, but you could probably cut-up a regular fleshlight into toe shapes.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:10:04 [Preview] No.204942 del
>>204938
A perfect opportunity to learn making your own. Assuming you have flour/yeast/salt/sugar/baking powder/baking soda.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:10:40 [Preview] No.204943 del
Tfw no ausneets timeshare flashlight


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:11:23 [Preview] No.204944 del
>>204941
he should just hire hookers and cut their toes off


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:12:50 [Preview] No.204946 del
this skype meeting is so boring i took my headphones off 25 minutes ago and nobody has noticed


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:14:44 [Preview] No.204947 del
>>204929
Did you finish it?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:15:23 [Preview] No.204948 del
>>204947
Half way through it before I chucked it out, it was sickly sweet and just nasty.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:16:11 [Preview] No.204949 del
>>204944
Wouldn't that cost more?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:16:27 [Preview] No.204950 del
>>204946
Are you still nodding?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:18:31 [Preview] No.204951 del
>>204946
>skype meeting
All the cool kids are using Zoom


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:21:17 [Preview] No.204952 del
I have too much scrotum skin.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:21:54 [Preview] No.204953 del
>>204952
Post the pic.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:30:32 [Preview] No.204954 del
The canned laughter makes old sitcoms unwatchable. I can't not notice it. The laughter comes when nothing is even funny.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:33:48 [Preview] No.204955 del
>>204954
It's conditioning, like in Clockwork Orange except to make you find certain social expectations funny rather than objectionable.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.204956 del
>>204952
I have that problem with my foreskin.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:37:13 [Preview] No.204957 del
That brewed fart is sitting on the inside of my ring.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:38:19 [Preview] No.204958 del
>>204946
What's it about?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:38:27 [Preview] No.204959 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:39:00 [Preview] No.204960 del
>>204954
Hahahahhaha


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:39:07 [Preview] No.204961 del
>>204957
Have a brap


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:39:40 [Preview] No.204962 del
>>204954
I never really liked sitcoms.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:40:00 [Preview] No.204963 del
>>204961
I gave it a little push but got no response.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:44:18 [Preview] No.204964 del
46 minutes to go.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:48:07 [Preview] No.204965 del
42 minutes to go.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:50:04 [Preview] No.204966 del
I just realised that story yesterday about the 61 year old tranny who tried to murder her father and then had his will overturned to force him to pay for her surgery has a twist - the parents were orthodox jews and the judge who jewed them was a goy.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:51:57 [Preview] No.204967 del
>>204966
Based.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:56:54 [Preview] No.204968 del
>>204966
You should not be thinking about that sort of thing so much.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 05:58:23 [Preview] No.204969 del
>>204963
Be careful.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:00:56 [Preview] No.204970 del
>>204966
I agree with >>204968 on these topics unless it directly impacts you.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:03:28 [Preview] No.204971 del
The pistachios have been obtained.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:06:31 [Preview] No.204972 del
>>204971
Big bag?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:08:09 [Preview] No.204973 del
>>204972
A 400g one.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:10:10 [Preview] No.204974 del
>>204950
I ended up just going home 30 minutes from the end of it. Didn't sign out of the meeting.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:11:39 [Preview] No.204975 del
>>204732
>>204734
It's probably isn't the most effective vaccine but it's funny watching the media seethe about it.
>>204756
>Where?
It's the banner on his website, NEETs were posting similar edits when corona was only kicking off back in March.
>>204800
This NEET has a point.
15 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a tasty meal of porridge and scrambled eggs, going for a walk now.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:12:52 [Preview] No.204976 del
need a poo
took friday off work so i can get a plumber in


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:15:11 [Preview] No.204977 del
>>204976
Hope he makes your pooing efforts easier.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:18:42 [Preview] No.204978 del
>>204977
I'm more concerned about Motherbot's poos making an appearance.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:19:35 [Preview] No.204979 del
>>204973
I love peeling apart the shells and getting that tasty bright green nut.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:20:49 [Preview] No.204980 del
>>204979
like girls aye


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:21:27 [Preview] No.204981 del
>>204975
Hey Spergman. I remember first seeing Bindi on that US dance show where she was holding the snake. So thicc, sexy and innocent looking. Enjoy your walk.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:22:50 [Preview] No.204982 del
>>204981
>So thicc, sexy and innocent looking.
the snake was a metaphor for big black cock


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:22:58 [Preview] No.204983 del
Pistachios hurt my fingers when opening them and my teeth when attempting to open the closed ones because I don't like to waste them.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:23:33 [Preview] No.204984 del
Going to start doing nightwalks. I have another gym appointment tomorrow.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.204985 del
>>204983
hit th4em with your shoe


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:24:37 [Preview] No.204986 del
>>204984
take a knife or a bicycle for safety
can't remember which


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:27:29 [Preview] No.204987 del
How did the new zealanders get infected with corona again? Don't be lame and tell me it was due to unnatural acts with farm animals.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:29:31 [Preview] No.204988 del
>>204987
Jacinta imports BBC direct from Africa each week


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:29:56 [Preview] No.204989 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:31:31 [Preview] No.204990 del
i not
Virgen you
are


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:32:34 [Preview] No.204991 del
>>204990
“Virgen” on the ridiculous, mate.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:33:53 [Preview] No.204992 del
Twanged out NEET arse.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:34:36 [Preview] No.204993 del
>>204982
It was not a black or brown snake.

>>204983
Perhaps you should stick to Nobby's nuts.

>>204984
Stay warm out there.

>>204986
Didn't Numpty say his court date was some day in August. Or has he moved on from that story...?

>>204987
I recall reading about how (supposedly) remote tribe in the Amazon jungles got Corona.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:39:14 [Preview] No.204994 del
>>204934
>tfw no submissive gf to put my cigars out on her tongue


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:39:43 [Preview] No.204995 del
>>204993
>his court date was som
Yeah but then his boss exploded on the highway and he went to defxon to hack satellites and stuff so they’ll have to reschedule


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:41:40 [Preview] No.204996 del
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1974 Mazda RX-2 Capella, still a WIP missing a few things and the physics need to be tuned a bit but still fun.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=biasBh3fR8E [Embed]


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:44:32 [Preview] No.204997 del
>>204995
You know Nuro is based when the courts will reschedule things for him.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:47:14 [Preview] No.204998 del
>>204997
I heard he's gonna let the judge off with a warning.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:48:05 [Preview] No.204999 del
>>204987
>How did the new zealanders get infected with corona again?
Probably a flight crew from a flight in to the coutnry. They are still doing cargo flights and ships as well.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:49:16 [Preview] No.205000 del
Coopers are apparently releasing a new beer called the Big W, with the strength of a yellow top and a red top combined. It's going to be the official beer of Super Cheap Auto.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:49:17 [Preview] No.205001 del
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>>204998
Audibly laughed at that one.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:49:38 [Preview] No.205002 del
>>204999
virus isn't real


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:51:06 [Preview] No.205003 del
>>204987
Sometimes the 2 week quarantine period isn't enough - the virus will occasionally have a very long incubation period. Someone might have been cleared out of quarantine after two weeks, gone on to develop an asymptomatic case, then had contact with the family, infecting them.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:51:45 [Preview] No.205004 del
>>205003
Go away JIDF


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 06:58:06 [Preview] No.205005 del
>>205004
oh, how you wound me with these accusations goy


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:01:47 [Preview] No.205006 del
I wish I was a Jew


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:07:07 [Preview] No.205007 del
>>205006
You do not.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:09:22 [Preview] No.205008 del
>>205007
Yes I do, I'd be rich.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:10:11 [Preview] No.205009 del
>>205008
Other benefits include big khazar milkers waifu


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:10:24 [Preview] No.205010 del
>>205008
Jews Jew Jews, mate.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:12:27 [Preview] No.205011 del
>>205009
That could honestly get me. Makes sense they focus on the maternity of their heritage.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:15:36 [Preview] No.205012 del
>>205011
Other benefits include Israeli citizenship and a free plot of Palestinian land.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:17:03 [Preview] No.205013 del
>>205012
I'd rather not move from one overly hot hellscape to another, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:24:34 [Preview] No.205014 del
Not a lot of great posts today.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:25:00 [Preview] No.205015 del
The jew on jew jewings must cease!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:27:54 [Preview] No.205016 del
>>205014
>Not a lot of great posts today.
Hurtful.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:29:51 [Preview] No.205017 del
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>>205014
I can help with that NEET


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:38:27 [Preview] No.205018 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:39:14 [Preview] No.205019 del
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>Archaeologists say they have found ancient banana farms once managed by Australia's Indigenous peoples


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:41:25 [Preview] No.205020 del
>>205019
lmao
didn't farm anything else, just bananas


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:45:52 [Preview] No.205021 del
>>205020
They farmed yams and mines ocre.
Learn your history.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:46:36 [Preview] No.205022 del
Am doing a feeling sleepy.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:48:07 [Preview] No.205023 del
>>205021
no grains or root vegetables
no domestication
failed to discover the wheel


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:49:30 [Preview] No.205024 del
>>205023
You watch it you woit carnt! We farkin' invented space travel before you albinos crawled outta ya caves.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:49:50 [Preview] No.205025 del
>>205023
We invented a stick you woite dogs!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:50:08 [Preview] No.205026 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:50:18 [Preview] No.205027 del
Twang my NEET hole.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:50:30 [Preview] No.205028 del
>>204889
Was this >>204745 you? How'd you go with the cooking? I just made a few things. A basic guacamole, a cucumber salad and a dip that was meant for the chicken wings I fried the other night.

Cucumber salad recipe from Adam Ragusea's recipe for schnitzel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4eGNy2E7CVs [Embed]

That dip for the wings is from School of Wok. Check this guy out if you're into wok cooking/stir fries etc: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4OVZRop-tJI [Embed]

The guacamole is just how I usually make it: avocado, onion, tomato, lime juice, salt & pepper. Except this time I de-seeded the tomato as well as adding cumin powder.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:51:19 [Preview] No.205029 del
Got a handwritten letter from the JoHos.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:51:35 [Preview] No.205030 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:51:53 [Preview] No.205031 del
>>205023
Yams are a root vegetable.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:52:19 [Preview] No.205032 del
>>205029
Post it!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:52:28 [Preview] No.205033 del
>>205029
Do they want money?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:52:59 [Preview] No.205034 del
>>205031
I thought they grew on a vine.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:53:39 [Preview] No.205035 del
>>205034
Yam is the common name for some plant species in the genus Dioscorea (family Dioscoreaceae) that form edible tubers.[1] Yams are perennial herbaceous vines [...]


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:54:26 [Preview] No.205036 del
>>204996
Nice green colour. Still waiting on that Metallica cover.

>>205000
I hear a lawsuit coming


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:55:49 [Preview] No.205037 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:56:05 [Preview] No.205038 del
>>205033
They've never asked for money.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:56:30 [Preview] No.205039 del
>>205034
That's because you're a boong, not a proud indigenous unna.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:57:15 [Preview] No.205041 del
>>205037
Wordpress own w.org, what a bunch of dumb dumbs.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:58:14 [Preview] No.205042 del
I am still waiting for those scrotum and foreskin pics.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:58:46 [Preview] No.205043 del
>>205041
Strange thing was that it had my name on the envelope.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:59:24 [Preview] No.205044 del
>>205043
You're on a list. Better convert. Or else.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 07:59:51 [Preview] No.205045 del
>>205042
My scrotum wrapped around my balls nice and snugly this morning due to the cold.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:00:00 [Preview] No.205046 del
>>205044
I'm on a fair few of those types of lists.
They all want me.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:01:29 [Preview] No.205047 del
>>205046
I wouldn't join any group stupid enough to have me as a member.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:01:48 [Preview] No.205048 del
>>205047
except the Council of course


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:01:58 [Preview] No.205049 del
>>205037
Thank you.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:03:20 [Preview] No.205050 del
>>205047
Are you coming on to me?
You know how Woody quotes get me excited.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:03:47 [Preview] No.205051 del
>>205036
Still waiting on that Metallica cover

Which one?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:06:27 [Preview] No.205052 del
>>205051
Harvester of Sorrow
in the key of B flat minor please


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:09:16 [Preview] No.205053 del
>>205052
I think it's actually in E minor.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:09:26 [Preview] No.205054 del
Three fingered nipple plucking


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:09:57 [Preview] No.205055 del
>>205053
I asked for it in B flat minor though.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:10:58 [Preview] No.205056 del
>>205055
I can't do that without making all new backing tracks.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:12:05 [Preview] No.205057 del
>>205056
Fine, have it your way.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:12:15 [Preview] No.205058 del
>>205056
It'll almost harmonise.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:13:46 [Preview] No.205059 del
>>204996
Has that wojack always been in the car?

Brap!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:14:26 [Preview] No.205060 del
>>205035
That British guy on Gardening Australia grows them. He lives somewhere around Brisbane.

>>205037
If they hand-wrote me a letter I'd probably join them out of pure utter loneliness. All I get are the printed pamphlets.

>>205052
Something preferably from the Reload album.

>>205052
You are not me. Silence.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:15:23 [Preview] No.205061 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:15:23 [Preview] No.205062 del
>>205056
Don't listen to that imposter!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:15:43 [Preview] No.205063 del
>>205059
Each car gets a different driver avatar depending on year, you can change them around with the data files, I never noticed the vintage one kinda looks like wojack.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:16:13 [Preview] No.205064 del
>>205050
>Woody quotes
That is a Karl Marx quote.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:16:28 [Preview] No.205065 del
>>205060
3 (you)'s!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:16:54 [Preview] No.205066 del
>>205064
That's something he would say.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:17:07 [Preview] No.205067 del
>>205064
Groucho Marx I meant.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:17:37 [Preview] No.205068 del
>>205060
I get them too.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:18:03 [Preview] No.205069 del
>>205064
>>205067
This is something he would say too.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:18:37 [Preview] No.205070 del
I'm going to bed, going to see if there are any woody flicks on netflix.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:19:33 [Preview] No.205071 del
>>205070
Good night.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:23:10 [Preview] No.205073 del
>>205072
I'll buy you one.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:24:20 [Preview] No.205074 del
>>205073
Thank you.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:25:02 [Preview] No.205075 del
>>205074
I'm welcome.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:28:52 [Preview] No.205076 del
>Women's sports star hits back after she was called out for squeezing her team mate's bum - and reveals why it was definitely OK for her to cop a feel
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8617805/Womens-AFL-star-Georgie-Parker-hits-called-squeezing-team-mates-bum.html


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:30:30 [Preview] No.205077 del
>>205076
At the commune all NEETs bottoms will be squeezed several times a day.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:30:54 [Preview] No.205078 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.205079 del
>>205076
It's only bad when men do these things, silly.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:33:12 [Preview] No.205080 del
>>205077
What about a cheeky pinch or kancho?

>>205079
Fact.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:33:59 [Preview] No.205081 del
>>205080
>What about a cheeky pinch or kancho?
What about going the shocker?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:34:30 [Preview] No.205082 del
>>205077
I would hope so.
>>205080
Only the good NEETs get that.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:34:54 [Preview] No.205083 del
>>205081
I am only only counting one hole.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:35:25 [Preview] No.205084 del
>>204981
She is nice now but you can just tell that she will age very badly.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:46:00 [Preview] No.205087 del
>>205084
She'll be fat tattooed bogan slag by the time she's 25.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:46:38 [Preview] No.205088 del
>>205085
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:47:17 [Preview] No.205089 del


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.205091 del
>>205084
I also have some thoughts on the current Irwin's and how they act and ride off of Steve legacy.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:53:56 [Preview] No.205092 del
MAJOR DEVELOPMENT: SA Police Commissioner Grant Stevens says education, shopping, providing or receiving care and getting petrol or medical supplies will NO LONGER be reasons Victorians can enter South Australia. This will rock regional butthole towns. @abcnews
#COVID19

bout fuckin time


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:54:59 [Preview] No.205093 del
>>205092
SA's health system can't respond to the odd occasional leakage from Melbourne in the same way that NSW's has been able to so far. Adelaide is realistically in a much more precarious position than Sydney right now.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:55:45 [Preview] No.205094 del
>>205085
What a waste of Internet.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:57:09 [Preview] No.205095 del
Shitey broke my arm once.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 08:57:20 [Preview] No.205096 del
>>205094
What a waste of internet.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:01:48 [Preview] No.205099 del
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The BASED one returns with TRIUMPH


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:03:06 [Preview] No.205100 del
>>205092
Buthole leakage is worrying.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:03:57 [Preview] No.205101 del
>>205099
ABIO company car.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.205102 del
>>205099
Are you throwing down some kind of challenge here?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:09:42 [Preview] No.205103 del
>>205102
Don't, you'll give him exactly what he wants.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.205104 del
>>205099
Well done Nuro. Drive her carefully please. No hooning.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:12:44 [Preview] No.205105 del
>>205102
get over it


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:13:37 [Preview] No.205106 del
>>205102
>>205103
my real income is teaching deep learning neural networks how image boards respond to threats yesno ???


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:16:15 [Preview] No.205107 del
>>205106
Are you doing a Computer Based course?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:16:26 [Preview] No.205108 del
>>205102
yes to shit in your face

>>205103
i already shat in his face

>>205104
will do m8


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:17:14 [Preview] No.205109 del
>>205099
If I was the mechanic inspecting it, i'd fail it for no chrome bumpers.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:18:28 [Preview] No.205110 del
>>205109
it almost failed for being too based... not lying


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:19:18 [Preview] No.205112 del
>>205110
ayy lmao


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:19:18 [Preview] No.205113 del
>>205110
>not lying


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:19:47 [Preview] No.205114 del
>>205110
>too based
The battery acid?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:19:58 [Preview] No.205115 del
>>205109
I'd fail them just based on whether I liked the look of the owner or not.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:20:33 [Preview] No.205116 del
>>205111
If I were to guess, just some weird car no mechanic has seen before, as long as the brakes, suspension, body and no oil leaks it should be all good.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.205117 del
>>205115
If I was having a really bad day, I'd create problems that didn't exist before it was brought in.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:23:06 [Preview] No.205118 del
>>205116
Especially with no chrome bumper.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:24:04 [Preview] No.205119 del
>>205118
Could be a potential fail for that in NSW, missing certain body parts, creating a hazard for pedestrians.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.205120 del
>>205111
98% less rust that similar cars its age

>>205113
>>205114
>>205115
>>205116
no i did such a good job job of restoring it 10 years ago they failed me on the rear suspension dampers which was the only thing i had not touched. I paid them to repair it and a few other things in cash and they were more happy to get me on the road because they knew i would be back to give them more business we shall see


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.205121 del
>>205119
That would be funny.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.205122 del
>>205119
not on a car that old, but yes NSW is much more stringent and cucked


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:27:50 [Preview] No.205124 del
>>205120
>failed me on the rear suspension dampers
Dangers of hauling slam pigs.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:28:44 [Preview] No.205125 del
>>205123
Hilux pilled.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:28:55 [Preview] No.205126 del
It would be an honour for a pedestrian to get cleaned up by Nuro in his Lancia.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.205127 del
>>205123
I bet he installed a reversing camera so he could park like that.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:32:07 [Preview] No.205129 del
>>205125
i drove my mates hilux there to the TDMR.....ewwwwwww

>>205126
accurate

>>205127
what if i told you my car had no semiconductors and was totally analogue ans EMP proof ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:33:44 [Preview] No.205130 del
>>205129
an EMP would melt an ignition coil, m8.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:34:06 [Preview] No.205131 del
>>205129
Utes drive like piles of shit, I hate them.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:34:42 [Preview] No.205132 del
>>205126
What if it was a slam pig and the Lancia got bogged on her?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:34:53 [Preview] No.205133 del
>>205129
I drove the Hiluxs and shit at work (until I got caught) and they were OK for what they are.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:35:07 [Preview] No.205134 del
>>205130
>Car older than 1995
>Ignition coils

lel


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:35:52 [Preview] No.205135 del
>>205134
My 93 barina had an ignition coil


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:36:03 [Preview] No.205136 del
>>205125
You could fit two slampigs in the back for a threesome, unlike the lancia.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.205137 del
Horny.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.205138 del
>>205135
Oh how fancy.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:38:20 [Preview] No.205139 del
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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:38:32 [Preview] No.205140 del
>>205091
Yeah I can't say I like it.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:39:07 [Preview] No.205141 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignition_coil

Early gasoline (petrol) internal combustion engines used a magneto ignition system, since no battery was fitted to the vehicle; magnetos are still used in piston-engine aircraft to keep the engine running in the event of an electrical failure. The voltage produced by a magneto is dependent on the speed of the engine, making starting difficult. A battery-operated coil can provide a high-voltage spark even at low speeds, making starting easier.[2] When batteries became common in automobiles for cranking and lighting, the ignition coil system displaced magneto ignition.

In older vehicles, a single coil would serve all the spark plugs via the ignition distributor. Notable exceptions are the Saab 92, some Volkswagens, and the Wartburg 353 which have one ignition coil per cylinder. The flat twin cylinder 1948 Citroën 2CV used one double ended coil without a distributor, and just contact breakers, in a wasted spark system.

Nuro is wrong more than he is right.


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NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:39:18 [Preview] No.205143 del
>>205135
>>205134
let me interject.

most modern jap cars had an ignition coil(s) integrated with semiconductors in the pack

old school cars with points while having an ignition coil are imune to EMP


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:40:33 [Preview] No.205144 del
>>205143
Very well interjected, all this fancy shit people are posting still have points and a distributor.

They can also be fun to electrocute people with.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:41:30 [Preview] No.205145 del
20,000v sparkplug shock up the arse.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:42:52 [Preview] No.205146 del
>>205144
some would say something about some of torture maybe to the balls...i o forget


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:43:05 [Preview] No.205147 del
Will be having ravioli for dinner


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:43:29 [Preview] No.205148 del
Also it's a good idea not leave your oldschool car with the accessories turned on for too long, that old school oil coilpack will pop and make a hell of a mess or burn someone.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:44:54 [Preview] No.205149 del
>>205144
>Very well interjected
no it wasn't

an EMP can break down an old fashioned coil


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:47:54 [Preview] No.205150 del
>>205149
I dunno, it's not a solidstate circuit, it's just a thing with oil and capacitors in it.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:49:22 [Preview] No.205151 del
>>205145
Shocking!


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:51:04 [Preview] No.205152 del
Need an old soviet or east german trabant with vaccume tubes to survive and EMP.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:51:18 [Preview] No.205153 del
>>205150
and diodes on the alternator etc

could still push start through the nuclear wasteland I suppose


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:52:46 [Preview] No.205154 del
>>205147
I'm going to need you to turn that table upside down and look for a maker's mark.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:53:19 [Preview] No.205155 del
>tfw I don't wanna push through the nuclear wasteland


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:54:29 [Preview] No.205156 del
Imagine being stuck in a fallout shelter with Nuro.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 09:54:30 [Preview] No.205157 del
>>205155
If you say based three times, there is rumour that a Lancia driver will appear if a nuclear war happens.


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