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NEET General #207 - Astral Pepe Edition NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:18:51 [Preview] No. 205270
Do you NEETs ever imagine you are a disembodied soul floating through space?

Old Thread: >>204256


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:20:14 [Preview] No.205271 del
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SA Best A


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:30:18 [Preview] No.205274 del
Cruisey update us on the balls today please.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:46:42 [Preview] No.205276 del
Terrible thread.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:52:28 [Preview] No.205278 del
>>205276
Fuck you cocksucker.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:58:16 [Preview] No.205285 del
>>205257
I noticed you didn't reply to posts to you. You better do catch up.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:58:20 [Preview] No.205286 del
I always wanted to be able to astrally project, ever since I read about it in d&d as a kid. But I'm still stuck in reality all these years later.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:59:33 [Preview] No.205287 del
>>205284
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 21:59:42 [Preview] No.205288 del
>>205270
>41 minutes ago
Too soon.
Well made though.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:00:17 [Preview] No.205289 del
>>205286
>I'm still stuck in reality all these years later
IKTF


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:00:28 [Preview] No.205290 del
>>205274
Pretty good, I only have a day's worth of antibiotics left.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:00:47 [Preview] No.205291 del
>>205285
I usually dip in between trying to be a nameless neet and being the annoying cunt you all love to hate


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:01:11 [Preview] No.205292 del
>>205288
>Too soon.
There were less than 10 posts to go, it was just that people stopped posting.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:01:55 [Preview] No.205293 del
>>205290
You need to go and get more antibiotics. You need to kill this thing completely.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:02:31 [Preview] No.205294 del
>>205270
> a disembodied soul floating through space?
Not really but I often feel like there is more space around me.
Sometimes while I am laying down, it feels like the bed is much larger than it is, even the distance of my body, like head to toes, seems larger.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:02:50 [Preview] No.205295 del
>>205287
Sup baby.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:02:50 [Preview] No.205296 del
>>205291
lol you have become such a meme that now you are saying you are only pretending to be retarded. When will it end? How low can you go?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:05:11 [Preview] No.205297 del
>>205296
oh I am not pretending to be retarded not by a long shit, I just sometimes do my best, ableit shitty attempt, to hold back my retardation


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:05:20 [Preview] No.205298 del


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:08:43 [Preview] No.205299 del
>>205292
>that people stopped
Your life is the fruit of your own doing. You have no one to blame but yourself.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:09:02 [Preview] No.205300 del
>>205293
She'll be right.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:10:13 [Preview] No.205301 del
>>205291
I have noticed that Nuro has been less of a boong.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:10:56 [Preview] No.205302 del
>>205299
Surely I can blame the jews?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:11:41 [Preview] No.205303 del
>>205299
>Your life is the fruit of your own doing
This better not be true.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:20:22 [Preview] No.205306 del
>>205299
The fruit of my life is disappointing bullshit, like the fruit of those bullshit boong banana plantations


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:22:09 [Preview] No.205307 del
>>205287
>>205284
Good morning


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:22:32 [Preview] No.205308 del
>>205305
>Seppo shit


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:24:13 [Preview] No.205309 del
>>205308
you're a dickhead


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:26:49 [Preview] No.205310 del
Got a bit of a morning chub going on

>>205304
I can't watch those sorts of accidents.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:27:59 [Preview] No.205311 del
>>205309
Stop ruining his comfy board...


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:33:01 [Preview] No.205312 del
gees half a tin of pears last night and i've got the runs


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:38:27 [Preview] No.205313 del
>>205254
I have classes for university today.

>>205257
We missed you all the same.

>>205265
>>205269
This worries me.

>>205276
I like it.

>>205304
Ouch!

>>205305
The person would probably land some series charges.

>>205253
>>205254
>>205255
>>205284
>>205287
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:44:24 [Preview] No.205314 del
>>205310
>Got a bit of a morning chub going on
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:44:41 [Preview] No.205315 del
>>205313
Good morning.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:49:31 [Preview] No.205316 del
Concerning news


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:52:02 [Preview] No.205317 del
>>205316
Hash brown bulks it up too much.

I hope the prices don't go too high.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:53:05 [Preview] No.205318 del
>>205316
Do maccas peons spit in their own burgers?


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 22:56:05 [Preview] No.205319 del
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Damn these look good.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 23:06:28 [Preview] No.205320 del
>>205319
nice health conscious choice of diet koke there


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 23:18:02 [Preview] No.205321 del
>>205320
The sugar comes from sugar cane, which makes coke basically a vegetable.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 23:23:08 [Preview] No.205322 del
I sat on the porch in nothing but boxer shorts for about 10 minutes. The sun felt nice on my bare skin.


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 23:43:38 [Preview] No.205323 del
>>205322
reported for non-covid compliance


NEET 08/12/2020 (Wed) 23:57:48 [Preview] No.205324 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:04:25 [Preview] No.205325 del
goon tax


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:06:57 [Preview] No.205326 del
>>205325
Paid or paying?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:30:13 [Preview] No.205327 del
dead thread


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:43:26 [Preview] No.205328 del
Morning.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:46:32 [Preview] No.205329 del
>>205328
what's the plan?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:51:33 [Preview] No.205330 del
>>205329
Got a gym appointment at 2:30, after that I'll have a late lunch then nothing really planned. Yourself?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:54:56 [Preview] No.205331 del
>>205330
sit on computer
cook lunch
sit on computer
lift
sit on computer
eat dinner
sleep

you need to get up earlier


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 00:59:10 [Preview] No.205332 del
>>205331
I slept in a little today.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:10:58 [Preview] No.205333 del
>>205332
I'll slip it in to you a little.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:14:42 [Preview] No.205334 del
>>205333
Just the tip?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:17:30 [Preview] No.205335 del
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>>205334
I promise


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:22:20 [Preview] No.205336 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:24:52 [Preview] No.205337 del
>>205319
The rooter is very good.
Their popcorn chicken is better than KFC's.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:25:02 [Preview] No.205338 del
>>205336
You will learn to like it


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:25:49 [Preview] No.205339 del
>>205322
Did your junk peek out of the leg?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:26:19 [Preview] No.205340 del
>>205336
Your presence does that to us.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:31:26 [Preview] No.205341 del
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This should tide me over until Beer O'clock.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 01:35:34 [Preview] No.205342 del
>>205341
Yummy.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:06:55 [Preview] No.205343 del
>>205342
It was


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:10:30 [Preview] No.205344 del
>>205341
Needs toast.
And Worcestershire sauce.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:15:14 [Preview] No.205345 del
>>205341
Fuck thats a heart stopper


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:26:34 [Preview] No.205346 del
>>205345
It's not called the Posso clapper for nothing.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:30:17 [Preview] No.205347 del
240 minutes to go


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:30:48 [Preview] No.205348 del
>>205344
I would not have been able to fit in any toast. But the Worcestershire is a good idea, the corned beef was a tad dry.

>>205345
So long as it isn't a bowel stopper.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:34:17 [Preview] No.205349 del
For anyone following the case:
>The company responsible for the care of Adelaide woman Ann-Marie Smith when she died has been banned from operating and had its registration revoked.
>The National Disability Insurance Scheme commission has been investigating Integrity Care since the 54-year-old died in hospital in April from septic shock, multiple organ failure, severe pressure sores and malnourishment.
>Integrity Care took two weeks to report her death to the NDIS Commission.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8621599/Fresh-twist-case-disabled-woman-Ann-Marie-Smith-allowed-rot-excrement.html


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:36:42 [Preview] No.205350 del
Disgusting.
>A tenant was given $700 in compensation after finding two dead possums that had been rotting in her roof for months on end.
>Lorraine Elizabeth Lane, was renting the home in South Australia when she noticed a hideous odour, a swarm of flies and even brown liquid oozing from the ceiling.
>SA's Civil and Administrative Tribunal ruled Ms Lane's landlord must compensate her $700 of her rent.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8621903/South-Australian-Tenant-gets-700-compensation-finding-two-dead-possums-roof.html


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.205351 del
>>205350
So that's why Possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:41:15 [Preview] No.205352 del
I have too much scrotum skin.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:41:18 [Preview] No.205353 del
Feeling pretty ashamed of my drinking.
Last night I had 15 standards in maybe 4-5 hours and passed out on the couch after somehow cooking and eating heaps of curry and garlic naan.

My executive belly is starting to really worry me, it feels like a burden that just hangs off me. I'm so fucking fat now, I never thought I'd reach this point because I used to love laughing at fatties but now I'm on my way to being one.

"At work" but doing sweet fuck all, watching youtube videos and wasting time.
Might have a cone


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:41:44 [Preview] No.205354 del
>>205351
Could be.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:41:59 [Preview] No.205355 del
>>205352
Your image didn't upload again.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:42:20 [Preview] No.205356 del
>>205350
Hmmm.... I suppose dead possums are worth money after all.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:43:21 [Preview] No.205357 del
>>205348
Silverside*
You would have been able to fit in some toast if you applied yourself.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:43:48 [Preview] No.205359 del
>>205353
>Feeling pretty ashamed of my drinking.
I feel that you need to cut it out as you keep hitting double digits of drinks then regret it.

>My executive belly is starting to really worry me,
>"At work" but doing sweet fuck all,
If you're not at work but at home do some exercise.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:45:03 [Preview] No.205360 del
>>205353
All that beer has too many carbs, have a rum instead


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:45:38 [Preview] No.205361 del
>>205348
>bowel stopper
The Webby special


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:46:33 [Preview] No.205362 del
>>205358
lol no.
But I did refer a person to them.
We have taken a few of their clients since that's happened.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:47:57 [Preview] No.205363 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:48:01 [Preview] No.205364 del
>>205353
I told you that you could have two days to sulk. Then you need to get your shit together.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:48:53 [Preview] No.205365 del
>>205363
Her and her sister run the place.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:49:24 [Preview] No.205366 del
>>205365
not any more lol
maybe they could pivot into cyber security or something


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 02:49:55 [Preview] No.205367 del
>>205363
Also, I only got three pieces of documentation for each client, which had fuck all information


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:04:19 [Preview] No.205368 del
Day 9. Unbelievably horny.
I am thinking of having a strategic wank without porn to keep me away from the porn.
Finding it hard to concentrate because I am so horny.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:05:48 [Preview] No.205369 del
>>205353
Maybe try drinking every second day and gradually 'walking it out' until you can get it under control?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:07:37 [Preview] No.205370 del
How is not touching my cock supposed to help me get a gf


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:07:46 [Preview] No.205371 del
>>205304
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a sheep.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:12:32 [Preview] No.205372 del
>>205370
I don't recall ever pushing this on you mate.
I think it can help people that have feelings of guilt or that feel lethargic afterwards.
I find that I can't think straight for about a week after watching porn. My memory is all hazy and I have a hard time thinking through a problem.
I am also much more socialable and energetic when I haven't wanked in a few days. I make better eye contact and am less spergy all round.
I recommend everyone gives it a go but if it doesn't make much a difference then you shouldn't bother.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:21:50 [Preview] No.205373 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:23:05 [Preview] No.205374 del
Bought a 10 pack on my lunchbreak
Whoops
Better luck next week I guess


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:23:30 [Preview] No.205375 del
>>205374
you're a fucking degenerate


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:27:33 [Preview] No.205376 del
Gym in an hour.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:28:01 [Preview] No.205377 del
>>205375
I'm a free spirit


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:30:37 [Preview] No.205378 del
Some NEETs have massive testicles while other NEETs have massive scrotums.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:33:29 [Preview] No.205379 del
Suck my YOLNGU BOONG testes


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:35:33 [Preview] No.205380 del
Flabba wabba jabba noongar thought NURO was just so BASED he made him - not just an honourary boong - but a LITERAL BOONG using some quads and our resident boong wizard.
All it took was nuro stealing some sniff from the helicopters he worked on and passing it to the tribal elders.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:36:32 [Preview] No.205381 del
Every thread must now begin with an acknowledgment of nuro as the traditional custodian of this board.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:38:08 [Preview] No.205382 del
The laws that apply to the common man do not apply to Nuro.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:40:30 [Preview] No.205383 del
Twanged out NEET holes


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:40:35 [Preview] No.205384 del
>>205341
Big chunk of pink meat. Yum.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:41:44 [Preview] No.205385 del


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:43:34 [Preview] No.205387 del
>>205386
Wew, that isn't me though. but Christ is it tempting


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:44:17 [Preview] No.205388 del
>>205387
NEET twinkies need to be played with!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:45:28 [Preview] No.205389 del
>>205387
do you exercise?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:46:12 [Preview] No.205390 del
>>205388
Fuck off monaro I am saving myself for webby.

>>205389
Yes, running and lifting.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:47:40 [Preview] No.205391 del
>>205390
>Yes, running and lifting.
noice
the 1 month mark is when girls will start gravitating towards you


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 03:50:41 [Preview] No.205392 del
>>205391
I honestly can't tell if you are mocking me or encouraging me.
Assuming the latter, thank you.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:05:24 [Preview] No.205393 del
I piss out my dick.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:06:21 [Preview] No.205394 del
My knee's getting so bad that I think I'll soon need a cane to walk. Wondering if I can get a sword cane.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:07:43 [Preview] No.205395 del
>>205387
Just do it. Nofap is a load of shit pushed by christcucks on incel/mgtow boards.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:08:08 [Preview] No.205396 del
What is wrong with your kneet?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:11:35 [Preview] No.205397 del
>>205394
They're illegal everywhere.
See a doctor about your knee.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:12:23 [Preview] No.205398 del
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>>205395
>Just do it.

>>205392
see hookers instead of fapping


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:14:05 [Preview] No.205399 del
>>205393
As for me, I tinkle out my twinkie.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:14:06 [Preview] No.205400 del
>>205398
Do you think that you are better than others because you are self-flagellating and easy to convince via the use of shitey maymays?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:17:16 [Preview] No.205401 del
>>205400
>the use of shitey


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:21:32 [Preview] No.205402 del
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One some of you NEETs might be able to relate to. Be careful out there.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:22:09 [Preview] No.205403 del
>>205349
A very sad story

>>205353
It's not too late to change your bad habits. You've got to find the strength within.

>>205357
>if you applied yourself
Don't forget what board you're on.

>>205368
Had any wet dreams yet?

>>205373
Me on the left


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:27:19 [Preview] No.205404 del
just put 8 pizzas in the freezer. might need a rest now.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:28:08 [Preview] No.205405 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:28:38 [Preview] No.205406 del
>>205404
That is good work NEET.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:28:40 [Preview] No.205407 del
>>205404
(You) earned it!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:28:57 [Preview] No.205408 del
>tfw Monaro doesn't do catch up


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:30:17 [Preview] No.205409 del
>>205402
That's a very nice meme and you are a lovely person.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:30:54 [Preview] No.205410 del
Just talked to the brokers.
Gave them $500.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:31:40 [Preview] No.205411 del
Also, I'm apparently able to take out a $600k loan.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:32:51 [Preview] No.205412 del
I don't need this excess scrotum skin. It serves no purpose but to cause me discomfort.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:36:21 [Preview] No.205413 del
>>205411
is it a good time to be taking out loans?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:37:14 [Preview] No.205414 del
>>205400
you see someone trying to improve their life and because you have no hope all you want to do is drag them down along with you


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:38:53 [Preview] No.205415 del
>>205410
Sounds about right.

>>205411
What is the loan for and what type of loan?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:39:17 [Preview] No.205416 del
>>205412
It could serve me comfort with an image of it.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:43:54 [Preview] No.205417 del
>>205412
Post the photos.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:44:11 [Preview] No.205418 del
>>205410
Tell us more.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:45:28 [Preview] No.205419 del
>>205403
>Had any wet dreams yet?
No, I'm 21 and never had one.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:46:14 [Preview] No.205420 del
A NEET had a wet dream about NK once. He posted the evidence.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:47:08 [Preview] No.205421 del
>>205420
>about NK once
Could it have been with and about?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:51:34 [Preview] No.205422 del
non-consensual late night group therapy with smelly indigenous gentlemen


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 04:57:46 [Preview] No.205424 del
I wonder what the Based One is up to right now.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:01:29 [Preview] No.205425 del
Nuro used to do roadie work for the beetles but they sacked him because he kept stealing all the groupies.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:03:47 [Preview] No.205426 del
Weber clapped his arse at me and I was blown off my feet by the resulting shock wave once.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:04:18 [Preview] No.205427 del
>>205424
ABIO is a highly technical and busy organisation.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:05:10 [Preview] No.205428 del
>>205426
It is not nice to stare.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:07:17 [Preview] No.205429 del
Undercover smack sting


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:08:13 [Preview] No.205430 del
>>205423
I made that meme


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:53:48 [Preview] No.205431 del
>>205413
There's 40k worth of grants at the moment.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:54:40 [Preview] No.205432 del
>>205415
It's for a house, I am going to limit it to about 350k


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:55:36 [Preview] No.205433 del
>>205418
Not really much more to say


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 05:56:36 [Preview] No.205434 del
>>205420
He had dreads and looked like he listened to SOAD.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:00:00 [Preview] No.205437 del
>>205404
McCain, Dr Oetkers or ALDI?

>>205410
Guess they ain't broke anymore. How charitable of you.

>>205419
Strange. Thought it was something that happens to every male at least during their teens.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:01:37 [Preview] No.205438 del
This site working yet?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:05:35 [Preview] No.205441 del
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what just happened


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:11:48 [Preview] No.205442 del
test


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:12:09 [Preview] No.205443 del
>>205430
Well memed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:13:42 [Preview] No.205444 del
>>205426
https://youtube.com/watch?v=axXrs55X9kE [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:16:10 [Preview] No.205445 del
>>205432
Very exciting.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:17:17 [Preview] No.205446 del
Back from the gym. Going to be sore tomorrow.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:18:12 [Preview] No.205447 del
>>205446
You meet a guy in the showers?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:20:20 [Preview] No.205448 del
>>205447
Rumour has it that he encountered someone known only as the Based One.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:23:52 [Preview] No.205449 del
>>205441
Power outage with the server.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:25:00 [Preview] No.205450 del
>>205444
I hope nobody was hurt.


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:25:40 [Preview] No.205452 del
You can still download 121 Tom and Jerry episodes for free from the CIA 2017 release of Osama Bin Laden's hard drive.

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_video.html


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:26:05 [Preview] No.205453 del
>>205446
What did they teach you?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:27:38 [Preview] No.205454 del
>>205452
> The material in this file collection may contain content that is offensive and/or emotionally disturbing. This material may not be suitable for all ages. Please view it with discretion.
> Prior to accessing this file collection, please understand that this material was seized from a terrorist organization. Out of an abundance of caution we took the site down to resolve technical issues associated with the initial posting – and to remove additional detected malware – but we cannot guarantee that all malware has been removed.
What interesting warnings.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.205455 del
>>205454
Update your VLC player first.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:30:14 [Preview] No.205456 del
Going to have a bottle of wine and then start cleaning the house up. Have tomorrow off to get a plumber in.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:30:21 [Preview] No.205457 del
>>205452
Is the RMVB extension as disgusting as I think it is?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:32:08 [Preview] No.205458 del
>>205456
>Going to have a bottle of wine and then start cleaning the house up
I feel the order should be reversed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:33:16 [Preview] No.205459 del
>>205458
Both have to be done. I'll probably be up all night, so might as well have fun with it.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:33:55 [Preview] No.205460 del
>>205457
Real Media. Ancient shit that based bros use.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:40:29 [Preview] No.205461 del
Blocked Drain 481

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-AJwVpjMs [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:42:50 [Preview] No.205462 del
>>205453
He has me on three different programs, one for each day I go to the gym.
Full body free weights includes:
D/B squat + press
D/B chest + press
D/B curls + press
D/B S/A row
D/B front + side raises

Full body cardio:
Dead ball slams
Box step-ups
Should taps (really fucking easy)
Lunges
Mountain climbers
Squats

Full body machines:
Lat pulldown
Seated row
Chest flys
Leg extension
Leg curls


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:42:55 [Preview] No.205463 del
>>205461
Yuck the washing machine drain was leaking the sewerage out of that pipe.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:42:57 [Preview] No.205464 del
>>205461
I didn't know I needed this


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:45:22 [Preview] No.205465 del
>>205439
Ah Yes. The last Tasmanian Aborigine, What was its name? Trug-a-wug?

Its ironic that your comment was "we're back" because extinction of these pitiable creatures is Forever.


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:46:54 [Preview] No.205467 del
>>205463
You didn't realise all the drains in your house are connected?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:47:05 [Preview] No.205468 del
>>205465
Faarkin White Dog, one day youse racist cunts will be extinct from this board
UNNA


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:47:18 [Preview] No.205469 del
>>205464
Apparently 250K+ subscribers to that channel do as well.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:48:01 [Preview] No.205470 del
>>205466
I just did one set of all that today so he could show me through it all. I'll start properly on Monday though, have Monday, Wednesday and Friday be my gym days.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:48:56 [Preview] No.205471 del
>>205470
I'm assuming he gave you starting weights for each exercise and told you not to increase them until you can do a full set?


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:50:03 [Preview] No.205473 del
>>205467
I did but however he was clearing the drain it was pushing the backup sewage up into another pipe.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.205474 del
>>205471
Yeah. He said once they start to get too easy to contact him or someone else at the gym to tweak the programs further.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:51:39 [Preview] No.205475 del
>>205470
Sounds good. Stick with it.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:52:19 [Preview] No.205476 del
>>205469
It has a very nice soothing feel to them.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:53:05 [Preview] No.205477 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:53:10 [Preview] No.205478 del
>>205476
Just be thankful smellovision hasn't been invented yet.


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:54:21 [Preview] No.205480 del
it is i, nuro, king of the public toilets and rightful heir to the public showers, here to bless you all in a golden shower of my BASEDNESS


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:57:42 [Preview] No.205481 del
>>205480
>rightful heir to the public showers
Don't be silly there is no cocaine in there.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 06:58:00 [Preview] No.205482 del
>tfw you take off your socks and get hit with a powerful foot odour


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:01:24 [Preview] No.205484 del
>>205482
Buy some powder.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:03:04 [Preview] No.205485 del
>>205477
Whats that on that flag? i couldnt tell because the glory of king james iii was in my eyes.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:07:51 [Preview] No.205486 del
I cracked it at a coworker via a private note on a ticket today and now I feel bad.
It was shortly after a customer had cracked it at me and I'd smoked a cone and I just kind of lost it.
I think I might apologise.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:09:48 [Preview] No.205487 del
>>205486
did you smoke dope at work?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:10:21 [Preview] No.205488 del
>>205486
Chances are high it's already with management/HR. Don't do drugs at work, dumb dumb.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:19:21 [Preview] No.205489 del
Was there any further news on the Accounting lady that paid the scammers out big?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:21:52 [Preview] No.205490 del
The only thing you should be doing at work is wanking.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:22:01 [Preview] No.205491 del
>>205489
she went to africa to find her prince


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:22:05 [Preview] No.205492 del
>>205489
Nah, they won't see that money again I am guessing. They're updating their procedures.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:22:43 [Preview] No.205493 del
my work would be a walking nightmare if i was high. i cant imagine how bad it would be if i gave up control like that.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:23:36 [Preview] No.205494 del
The only thing you should be doing at work is wanking.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:24:10 [Preview] No.205495 del
Still waiting to hear back from SCA about that other issue. So far I have spoken with their head of e-commerce and their head of security platforms.
They also haven't processed my click and collect order from last Sunday either.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:24:26 [Preview] No.205496 del
This was a mistake.
Chucking a sickie tomorrow.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:24:29 [Preview] No.205497 del
>>205492
>They're updating their procedures.
Isn't it standard when opening such an email to hit reply, delete the address then enter the relevant address of the companies sales/finance department with an email to confirm the request?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:24:32 [Preview] No.205498 del
>>205493
My work would be a waddling nightmare if I was high.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:25:11 [Preview] No.205499 del
>>205495
>So far I have spoken with their head of e-commerce and their head of security platforms.
Did they sound competent enough in your opinion?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:25:20 [Preview] No.205500 del
>>205497
more like pick up the phone after getting the number from contract paperwork, and having a second person authorise any payments


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:25:47 [Preview] No.205501 del
>>205496
I can already see you walking in my doors.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:27:02 [Preview] No.205502 del
>>205500
>number from contract paperwork
That is a good procedure but I wouldn't do it that way because there is a high chance of them being lazy and finding a number on the email they call.

>and having a second person authorise any payments
I don't understand why that didn't happened for an amount in that range.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:28:09 [Preview] No.205503 del
>>205501
Your preference to open stores on main roads has led me to the surprising specials at my local gook independent.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:28:13 [Preview] No.205504 del
>>205498
i talked to this girl who did it and she wigged out and told her mummybot who was her supervisor, she went home and never did weed again.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:30:40 [Preview] No.205506 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:31:26 [Preview] No.205507 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:32:55 [Preview] No.205508 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:35:27 [Preview] No.205509 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:39:01 [Preview] No.205510 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:40:29 [Preview] No.205511 del
Just had a rather awesome half and half from Dominos. Girl that delivered it had a nice face too.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:41:27 [Preview] No.205512 del
>>205511
You should have given her a good cuddle.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:42:59 [Preview] No.205513 del
>>205499
Thus far they've only asked for details. The security guy seems to hold some of the same qualifications I do, if LinkedIn is to be believed, so he might be alright.
The head of e-commerce woman had something in her email signature about currently working hours that suit her, so she might be a dingbat.
They haven't lawyered up or called the Police, so that's a positive sign.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:44:15 [Preview] No.205514 del
>>205502
Yeah, I've already told them to put that shit in their new procedures.

Speaking to the Russian, they hadn't even informed the higher-ups in finance, as those sort of losses need to be reported to the board. She righted that wrong after our conversation though.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:44:46 [Preview] No.205515 del
>>205512
and let the pizza go cold?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:45:06 [Preview] No.205516 del
>>205512
>>205511
Abstain from any dickplaying and she'll practically be throwing herself at you in no time.


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:50:45 [Preview] No.205518 del
The Hungarian hasn't visited since movie night. I fear we have scared him off.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:52:01 [Preview] No.205519 del
SA BEST A holds car meets at Dan's, because the only thing better than speeding is drink driving.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:52:53 [Preview] No.205520 del
>>205516
>dickplaying
*wanking


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:53:07 [Preview] No.205521 del
>>205518
NK has him.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:53:12 [Preview] No.205522 del
>>205519
Dan looks impressed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:53:53 [Preview] No.205523 del
>>205520
*wandplay. Engorgio!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:55:11 [Preview] No.205524 del
>>205518
He's been very busy moderating this site as well as other moderation/development focuses. He has been emailing me updates about a feature to turn off Tor that I have requested that was there but has disappeared. Mostly to use during waves of spam that it can be turned off to help stem the flow.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:56:18 [Preview] No.205525 del
>>205524
If he has the time to send a peon like you updates, he has the time to post about his butterbrott dinners here.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:57:02 [Preview] No.205526 del
>>205525
>he has the time to post about his butterbrott dinners here.
I mention your disappointment next time he emails.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.205527 del
>>205526
Thank you.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:57:57 [Preview] No.205528 del
>>205519
I wish I could go to Dans when I please and not wear a mask.
Live in Nazi Victoria is shitty


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.205529 del
>>205528
Did you see the pajeet cunts who run the 7-11's have signs up demanding people entering the store pull their mask down so their facial recognition works?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 07:59:36 [Preview] No.205530 del
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During the downtime I went to the endchan official twitter site then Odilitime Twitter where this was posted. It made me laugh.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:00:13 [Preview] No.205531 del
>>205529
what kind of knuckle dragger goes into those places anyway?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:00:36 [Preview] No.205532 del
>>205530
no mention of nudes?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:01:00 [Preview] No.205533 del
>>205531
We don't have them here, so I don't know.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:02:06 [Preview] No.205534 del
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>>205530
>Odilitime Twitter
I have this book


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:02:13 [Preview] No.205535 del
>>205529
link pls


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:02:17 [Preview] No.205536 del
>>205532
Not that I am aware of.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:03:41 [Preview] No.205537 del
>>205533
smokers and gamblers keep those awful places afloat


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:04:18 [Preview] No.205539 del
Cruisey, do unregistered support providers with their own ABN need a written service agreement in order to work with a client?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:04:22 [Preview] No.205540 del
>>205534
I think I will next year when I do a course on it. I am looking forward to leaving behind the people in the first year classes with people that don't read information like an assessment specification.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:05:30 [Preview] No.205541 del
>>205536
I was referring to mummybot's phone


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.205542 del
>>205530
That's what my grandma's phones are like.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:06:23 [Preview] No.205543 del
>>205540
You won't have a second edition K&R C book mate.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:06:56 [Preview] No.205544 del
>>205541
I only recharge the credit on her phone.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.205545 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:07:26 [Preview] No.205546 del
>>205543
Isn't it as a pdf?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:09:44 [Preview] No.205547 del
>>205486
Monglyfe


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:09:51 [Preview] No.205548 del
>>205545
Is he the guy who likes women to shit in his mouth?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:10:03 [Preview] No.205549 del
Still at the wage.
Clients are fucked.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:11:18 [Preview] No.205550 del
>>205546
I'm sure a PDF scan of it exists, but the ANSI C standard replaced Kernighan & Ritchie's version.

For example you will be taught to define a function like:


int main(int argc, char argv, char envp)


rather than the K&R way:


int
main(argc, argv, envp)
int argc;
char **argv;
char **envp;
{

}


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:11:57 [Preview] No.205551 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:12:17 [Preview] No.205552 del
>>205550
great this dumb board still rewrites text inside code sections


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:12:38 [Preview] No.205553 del
>>205549
>Clients are fucked.
Hot. Well done.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:12:57 [Preview] No.205554 del
>>205548
he has a nigger fetish, I wasn't aware he liked to eat poo


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:13:06 [Preview] No.205555 del
>>205551
What's got you down? Anything specific or just one of those days?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:13:13 [Preview] No.205556 del
>>205551
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:13:37 [Preview] No.205557 del
>>205548
He fucked a whale.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:15:12 [Preview] No.205558 del
>>205550
>rather than the K&R way:
Is much code written that way with pointers that you have come across recently working with older code?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:15:55 [Preview] No.205559 del
>>205556
I have missed this post.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:16:25 [Preview] No.205560 del
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>>205551
>Sometimes all you need is a Butterfly.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.205561 del
>>205558
Not too many people use that K&R style of function declaration anymore.

Pointers are unavoidable if you're using C. You're more likely to see *foo[]; rather than **foo; though. They're identical in meaning.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:28:51 [Preview] No.205562 del
https://www.ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/racconto-choc-immigrati-si-sono-spogliati-davanti-mia-figlia-1882285.html

“The pigs are all I have left. They ate four of my dogs. They skinned them and then roasted them on the embers“.

In 2018 Rosy filed a complaint with the carabinieri: she had 25 chickens, but they have eaten them all. They didn’t touch the pigs, however, because Muslims don’t eat swine flesh.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.205563 del
>>205545
How old is he? Looks at least 70 based on those arms.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:33:49 [Preview] No.205564 del
>>205563
Born: 18 September 1945 (age 74 years)


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:34:40 [Preview] No.205565 del
Had a wank without porn about two hours ago followed by a two hour nap. Didn't really want to do it but I figured it is better to do that than risk having a wank to porn.
My mind is still really clear and I don't feel anxious. It was probably the porn that was the big issue there, not the actual wanking itself. I'm thinking I'll keep having a wank (without porn) every week or so for the next few months and then reassess.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:36:21 [Preview] No.205566 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.205567 del
>>205565
Big load?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:37:20 [Preview] No.205568 del
>>205564
yep
all the people doing cool shit in the 80s are basically old now


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:37:46 [Preview] No.205569 del
I want this. I need this. I must have this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN8PtJOi15Y [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:38:38 [Preview] No.205570 del
>>205566
I think this says more about the woman on the receiving end.
It's the same way all these Instagram thots posting pictures in Dubai are being used as human toilets by Saudi sheiks.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:39:52 [Preview] No.205571 del
>>205569
Build one. Bunnings has sheets of MDF and eBay has arcade buttons and shit.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:41:15 [Preview] No.205572 del
>>205567
Huge. I considered taking a photo to show you but I couldn't be bothered getting my phone and just fell asleep.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:42:49 [Preview] No.205573 del
seriously fuck this place


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:43:46 [Preview] No.205574 del
such low quality


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:43:51 [Preview] No.205575 del
what's wrong, snowflake?


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:46:09 [Preview] No.205577 del
Nuro had a bad day at the office once


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:46:23 [Preview] No.205578 del
>>205574
Always has been, always will be.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:47:04 [Preview] No.205579 del
>>205572
>a photo
We wanted the whole video m8, start to finish.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:47:37 [Preview] No.205580 del
Seriously Nuro, are you confusing us for your imaginary housewife?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:48:55 [Preview] No.205581 del
It would be an honour to be Nuro's spouse and receive a few backhanders and belittling remarks when he comes home from a hard day's work.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 08:58:08 [Preview] No.205582 del
>tfw you will never have nuro pinch your bum as you pull some bread out of the oven


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:00:40 [Preview] No.205583 del
>>205581
SERIOUSLY WOMAN, I SPEND ALL BEING BASED SO I CAN SUPPORT YOU LOUNGING AROUND HERE ALL DAY, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU COOK!? WHAT IS THIS WOG CRAP!?
*Throws plate of quiche in sink
STUFF YOU YA MOLE I'M OFF DOWN THE PUB
*shoves (you) into hot stove
*bangs screen door


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:02:26 [Preview] No.205584 del
>>205583
That is what he did to his mum to earn the restraining order.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:03:21 [Preview] No.205585 del
Having some pistachios.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:03:44 [Preview] No.205586 del
>>205583
Nuro abused me too.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:04:01 [Preview] No.205587 del
>>205584
It's what she gets for being an NPC.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:04:44 [Preview] No.205588 del
>>205585
All 400 grams?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:05:42 [Preview] No.205589 del
>>205586
Aren't you a lucky duck.
>>205588
No, just a handful. I'm still peckish after my dinner.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:06:34 [Preview] No.205590 del
>>205583
Lame and up ya bum abbo impersonator

>>205584
i showed signs of being based at a young age and she was a shitty country lefty

>>205589
i bled out my nose today


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:07:45 [Preview] No.205591 del
>>205590
>country lefty
Wait, what? Like from a town or an actual farm-girl?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:07:51 [Preview] No.205592 del
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Heinz beef and veggies soup for dinner


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:07:59 [Preview] No.205593 del
>>205586
Putting up with the abuse is a price I have to pay to be in a relationship with someone as based as he is.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:08:04 [Preview] No.205594 del
>>205539
No.
In fact, there is no reason why even registered providers need one.
It is just best practice.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:10:59 [Preview] No.205595 del
>>205592
Looks good, hope you enjoy it.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:12:39 [Preview] No.205596 del
>>205592
very nice at the very worst /ausneets/ have schooled neets on proper meal presentation


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:13:50 [Preview] No.205597 del
>>205592
Did you send that email about the table manufacturer?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:21:50 [Preview] No.205598 del
Nuro uses autotune for his vocals


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:24:50 [Preview] No.205599 del
>>205598
Bullshit. No way.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:28:14 [Preview] No.205600 del
>>205599
I love autotuned lyrics


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:28:42 [Preview] No.205601 del
>>205600
Nuro taught Post Malone how to autotune.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:29:39 [Preview] No.205602 del
>>205539
That was the case about a year ago when I looked in to it.
We were in an audit at the last place and our service agreements stated that it only lasted the span of the current ndis plan, lots hadn't been updated.
Which itself was kind of stupid because when you sign people up, it's never on the same day the plan starts, people don't usually get them in the mail until about a fortnight after it starts.
So to make that system look right to the auditors you had to put in arbitrary dates in, the date you are getting it signed and the date the plan ended.
This is sort of because the auditors can only audit your made up internal systems, there isn't any standardisation.
This system didn't work for existing clients either because they'd be in the lifespan of the service agreement but then their plan would run out, then according to the service agreement, we couldn't provide supports inbetween the end of the current plan and the next one, there's usually a gap.
Which depends on when they have their reviews.
The system this place has is better, we don't have an end date for our service agreement, it's becoming best practice (I don't think any one does it apart from a few case managers) to go out when they have a new plan and sign a new service agreements.
But there's no legal reasons to, every company has their own policies and most don't even stick to them, or sometimes even know what they are.
Our system doesn't work either as there's a serious chance of exploitation.
Some companies charge for all interactions, so if the service agreement lasts forever, you could call up every month or whatever, then charge for the minimum time the service agreement charges for that service agreement states, which has no rules either.
I know that CARAs minimum time allotment is 3 hours, for shifts, not interactions, but if a service agreement said that, you could.
So, I could call basically an ex client and charge over $180 for him to tell me to fuck off, if I had a service agreement that said I could.
There are no rules, you'd probably get reported eventually or a rep or lac would cease the agreement for them.
But, yeah.
About a year ago, you didn't need one.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:30:01 [Preview] No.205603 del
>>205601
We are lucky to have him posting here when he is such a popular playboy, he could be spending time with the beautiful people instead


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:32:12 [Preview] No.205604 del
>>205553
A domestic violence thing between two of my clients.
One is in hospital now getting a brain scan and has explosive diarrhea at the same time.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:32:47 [Preview] No.205605 del
>>205560
I don't like how it looks at me.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.205606 del
>>205604
lol hot


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:33:47 [Preview] No.205607 del
>>205565
You are just justifying your failure.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:34:55 [Preview] No.205608 del
>>205566
#3 is best.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:35:39 [Preview] No.205609 del
>>205574
I know.
Monaro is back.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:36:40 [Preview] No.205610 del
>>205592
looks good neet


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.205611 del
>>205592
You need to feedbetter.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:38:59 [Preview] No.205612 del
>>205607
Hmmm, maybe.
Even then, partial failure is better than complete failure?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:39:58 [Preview] No.205613 del
>>205611
feed = power


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:41:10 [Preview] No.205614 del
>>205612
Cut out the grey area.
Is it good or isn't it?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:41:29 [Preview] No.205615 del
>>205613
I think I need to feed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:41:35 [Preview] No.205616 del
>>205611
I have a packet of arnotts scotch finger biscuits that I dont want anymore


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:43:37 [Preview] No.205617 del
>>205616
Crush them up and put them in some Icecream


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:44:28 [Preview] No.205618 del
>>205617
Straight to the arse


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:45:33 [Preview] No.205619 del
>>205604
I bet she will take him back.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:48:32 [Preview] No.205620 del
>>205602
So how do auditors treat a self-employed contractor with an ABN that doesn't use service agreements? Is it considered okay now?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:51:06 [Preview] No.205621 del
Neets what are the odds that new zealand is gonna join victoria as a covid disaster zone? Their shit tier country never deserved to escape from it anyway.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:52:20 [Preview] No.205622 del
>>205621
Who cares.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:52:42 [Preview] No.205623 del
I often dream of owning a house. Then cry myself to sleep while jerking-off to Domain.com.au listings.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:53:14 [Preview] No.205624 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.205625 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:53:36 [Preview] No.205626 del
>>205622
stop being so rude


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:53:51 [Preview] No.205627 del
with all those shitskins still flooding into the country, one infected cunt will infect all the other shitskins, you know how they are.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:57:32 [Preview] No.205628 del
Gook lady has supplied the second 10pack of the day
Bless


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:58:06 [Preview] No.205629 del
>>205623
What a romantic evening!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.205630 del
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I can't believe their are some neets here who don't even care what happens to our cousins across the sea. I bet you're the sort of meanies who make jokes about them having sex with farm animals too.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:58:35 [Preview] No.205631 del
>>205628
Same gook lady and does she giggle?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:58:37 [Preview] No.205632 del
>>205628
Ten pack of what?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.205633 del
>>205623
Nuro keeps a roof over my head, thats why he wears the pants in our relationship. Whats a black eye once in a while, its not as if I go out much anymore.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.205634 del
>>205628
>Gook lady
BO please do something about this suspected Monk impersonator.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.205635 del
>>205630
Considering the post we replied to obviously doesn't care about them either...


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:00:10 [Preview] No.205636 del
>>205630
Some NEETs only care about Nuro.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:00:51 [Preview] No.205637 del
>>205623
If you stop wanking to domain.com.au listings, properties will practically fly into your portfolio.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:01:17 [Preview] No.205638 del
>>205634
He's pretty close as he never responds to a single post and uses this place as a blog. I like hearing his stories.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:01:26 [Preview] No.205639 del
Some neets just want to watch the world turn


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:01:50 [Preview] No.205640 del
>>205637
Don't be silly he's a pump and dump NEET


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:02:55 [Preview] No.205641 del
>>205639
Will I be able to see its arse?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:05:28 [Preview] No.205642 del
Nuro said that I'm second in line to rule over the public showers.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:11:37 [Preview] No.205643 del
Nuro told me that now that I've lost the baby I ought to lose the baby weight too.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:12:57 [Preview] No.205644 del
Nuro promised me he'd be there for our baby but he changed his relationship stauts to 'single' on his FB.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:13:16 [Preview] No.205645 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:14:36 [Preview] No.205646 del
>>205644
>stauts


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:15:42 [Preview] No.205647 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:16:22 [Preview] No.205648 del
Nuro hid a camera in the public showers and then uploaded the footage to xhamster once.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:19:08 [Preview] No.205649 del
>>205645
Kek. 4Rilly?
Good thing I dont care.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:19:10 [Preview] No.205650 del
>>205645
B A S E D


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:19:39 [Preview] No.205651 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:20:30 [Preview] No.205652 del
>>205619
More than likely.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:21:49 [Preview] No.205653 del
>>205645
Probably a pump and dump stock market manipulation scam.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:22:09 [Preview] No.205654 del
>>205620
The probably don't audit them.
They could just check the invoices which is sort of the responsibility of the plan manager or the NDIA if they are agency managed to point out funny invoices.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:23:28 [Preview] No.205655 del
>>205653
Who'd be stupid enough to invest heavily in China in Chinese chip makers?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:23:34 [Preview] No.205656 del
Nuro brought over a bottle of Glenfarclas for my birthday and then 'remembered' I couldnt have any since Iwas pregnant. He gets mean when he drinks 15 year old whiskey.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:24:25 [Preview] No.205657 del
>>205653
Techincally this would be a dump and pump scam.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:25:11 [Preview] No.205658 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:25:14 [Preview] No.205659 del
What's with the /pol/ shit?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:26:35 [Preview] No.205660 del
>>205658
sorry its hard to phonepost properly with broken fingers after Nuro smashed my hand with a hot saucepan.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:27:09 [Preview] No.205661 del
>>205659
I'd prefer to hear more about Nuro


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:28:03 [Preview] No.205662 del
>>205660
>hot saucepan.
Hot!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:28:11 [Preview] No.205663 del
>>205661
Nuro made a small fortune shorting chinees tech stocks once


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:28:25 [Preview] No.205664 del
>>205654
Ok thanks. Second thing, does an invoice submitted to a plan manager need to have specific support items of the encounter listed on it, or does the plan manager ascertain the appropriate support items themselves based on the descriptions/hours given?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:29:59 [Preview] No.205665 del
>>205664
The plan managers can work it out but you should just look at the price guide to determine what service you provide.
What supports do you receive?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:30:38 [Preview] No.205666 del
>>205663
Straight to the e-bike


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:35:12 [Preview] No.205667 del
>>205662
Well bantered.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:36:29 [Preview] No.205668 del
>>205665
I have $23,599 core which can be used maintaining home environment, help with cooking, and also assistance shopping and accessing community. The rest of the plan is funding for support coordination/plan management and allied health. Going off my last plan the core is split approximately half for daily activity and half for social community participation.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:37:38 [Preview] No.205669 del
>>205667
Thank (You).


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:44:44 [Preview] No.205670 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:46:07 [Preview] No.205671 del
>>205668
>daily activity and half for social community participation.
They're both practically the same price, you can use core however you want on any service that comes from core.
There wouldn't be any reason it is split in half like that other than your coordinator has advised you to.
You could spend it all on gardening.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:49:05 [Preview] No.205672 del
>>205671
>>205668
Although if you signed for a quote, a service provider can lock away the whole amount the quote is for, meaning you can only use it with them.
But you can have it unlocked easily, just email them.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:56:24 [Preview] No.205674 del
>>205670
The only thing about sky muster is that you need to have the uplink in a fixed location. I want a portable service


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:57:54 [Preview] No.205675 del
>>205671
>>205672
That is how it shows on my plan manager's portal for my last plan, the core split


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:58:13 [Preview] No.205676 del
>>205672
STFU cruisey. Your not at wage anymore so stop being a suck hole.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 10:58:49 [Preview] No.205677 del
>>205676
Narky, nasty, low quality, bad home NEET.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.205678 del
>>205462
Looks like a good program.
>>205531
I go to 7/11 sometimes for snacks.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, went for a nice walk in the sun today, lot of wattle trees are blooming now, stopped at Hungry Jack's on the way back, got the Big Jack which is their copy of the Big Mac, I'd say it's nicer than the original.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:01:46 [Preview] No.205679 del
>>205678
The burgers (and the chips) are better at Hungry Jack's.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:02:57 [Preview] No.205680 del
>>205679
Gay Toilet sex is better at hungry jacks


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:04:36 [Preview] No.205681 del
>>205675
That is how it is shown on the Proda accounts too (provider portal), those Core funds are flexible though.
You can use funds from any of those areas in other areas, within Core.
You can also access Capacity Building Supports from Core.
If you talk to the Plan Manager you can get anything from Core, as of about 6 months ago. Even Support Coordination.
I think they have done it so they can see how much under they are allocating.
If your main support is a psychologist, and you run out of CB Daily, then they keep providing support and charging from Core, NDIA can see how much extra you needed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:04:56 [Preview] No.205682 del
>>205678
GregO said the sauce on the BigJack was almost 'sickly sweet' but he does not have a fondness for sweet sauces.

>17 degrees
RIP Winter 2020...


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:05:00 [Preview] No.205683 del
>>205680
inaccurate


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:05:09 [Preview] No.205684 del
>>205676
I live and breathe the wage.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:06:55 [Preview] No.205685 del
>>205684
You suck and blow the wage


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:08:38 [Preview] No.205686 del
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>>205679
The chips were really good too, freshly cooked.
>>205682
>GregO said the sauce on the BigJack was almost 'sickly sweet' but he does not have a fondness for sweet sauces.
The sauce didn't seem that sweet, if anything the bun was rather sweet.
>RIP Winter 2020...
Not yet.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:13:03 [Preview] No.205687 del
>>205685
You'll have to learn how to dislocate your jaw if you really want to satisfy the wage.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:13:36 [Preview] No.205688 del
Nuro is gay.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:14:14 [Preview] No.205689 del
>>205688
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:14:32 [Preview] No.205690 del
Nuro said its only gay if you take it, not if you give it.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:15:06 [Preview] No.205691 del
>it all starts up again when monaro returns


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:16:40 [Preview] No.205692 del
>>205691
*manuro


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:18:26 [Preview] No.205693 del
>>205690
That's true.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:18:37 [Preview] No.205694 del
Monaro is based, while Nuro sucks big cocks for blue blocks.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:24:02 [Preview] No.205695 del
>>205691
How do you know it's Monaro?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:24:53 [Preview] No.205696 del
>>205695
Exactly its Monuro.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:25:35 [Preview] No.205697 del
>>205695
Come on.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:27:28 [Preview] No.205698 del
>>205697
How do you know it's Monaro?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:29:08 [Preview] No.205699 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:30:26 [Preview] No.205700 del
>>205699
I wonder how many standard drinks deep the Monk is.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:30:58 [Preview] No.205701 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.205702 del
>>205701
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:32:10 [Preview] No.205703 del
>>205701
Good night mate.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 11:33:16 [Preview] No.205704 del
>>205701
Remember to have a safe wank.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 12:04:29 [Preview] No.205705 del
There is an illegal thread on the catalog.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 12:20:34 [Preview] No.205706 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 12:22:09 [Preview] No.205707 del
>>205706
Gook night.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 12:23:22 [Preview] No.205708 del
>>205706
Good night mate.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:06:22 [Preview] No.205709 del
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virgin vs chad


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:12:00 [Preview] No.205710 del
>>205709
A boy versus a proper man.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:23:36 [Preview] No.205711 del
I'm struggling to accept NEETdom.
What am I meant to do all day?
How do I meet people?
Will the lockdown ever end NEETS, I'm so tired.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:25:30 [Preview] No.205712 del
>>205709
Good OC.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:26:04 [Preview] No.205713 del
Just finished watching the Euro vision movie.
Not spectacular.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:27:20 [Preview] No.205714 del
>>205711
Have a goon+/-wank+/-binge


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 13:58:12 [Preview] No.205715 del
>>205714
Which is the best goon?
And how do you keep a sensible sleep-wake cycle, mine is now totally fucked.

What's the point in all this money they are giving me, I didn't work for it- shit I don't even know what to do with it


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 14:29:20 [Preview] No.205716 del
Anyone here?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 14:41:43 [Preview] No.205717 del
>>205716
nowhere else to be


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 14:49:35 [Preview] No.205718 del
>>205717
Pretty much.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 15:38:16 [Preview] No.205720 del
>>205716
no. we're all ai bots


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 15:51:16 [Preview] No.205721 del
>>205720
Not really much of the i around these parts though.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 15:57:46 [Preview] No.205722 del
>>205721
that's for sure


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 17:04:33 [Preview] No.205723 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 19:33:19 [Preview] No.205724 del
>>205723
They could've just asked me for a selfie


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 19:51:11 [Preview] No.205725 del
Morning.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 19:52:04 [Preview] No.205726 del
>>205725
morning
what's the plan?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 19:56:49 [Preview] No.205727 del
>>205726
Not sure yet. My muscles don't hurt anywhere near as bad as I was anticipating, so I might go to the gym. You?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 19:58:59 [Preview] No.205728 del
>>205727
go for walk
eat
lift
sit in front of computer


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:13:12 [Preview] No.205729 del
>>205725
>>205726
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:18:07 [Preview] No.205730 del
>>205729
moring
what's the plan?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:23:10 [Preview] No.205731 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:24:25 [Preview] No.205732 del
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Got to the shop early thismorning.

ONE THOUSAND BOOMER-WATTS


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:26:28 [Preview] No.205733 del
>>205730
Get up, walk dog, breakfast, university classes till noon.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:29:03 [Preview] No.205734 del
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Lads, good morning to you all
I have been furloighed since Monday, its been good. I've had lots of catching up to do with housework.

Im dreaming of the neet life. How do I turn my skills into coin. Passive income. I guess like anything in life, if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

Going to have a coffee and meditate on that idea. I also have a lucrative black market idea im fleshing out as a thought exercise.

Boop be doop


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:32:29 [Preview] No.205736 del
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>>205732
electricity is gay


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:35:02 [Preview] No.205737 del
Lads, im interested in exploring the cavernous drains under Melbourne in the hope that I can find a way into a military bunker in case of SHTF

Anyone else sort of keen on that?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:39:26 [Preview] No.205738 del
>>205736
Those use to be legal to ride on the road in NSW until they changed the road because of their speed. I am surprised they have done nothing about electrical bikes considering the speed some can reach.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:41:13 [Preview] No.205739 del
>>205738
in vic electric shit has to be speed capped


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:46:42 [Preview] No.205740 del
>>205737
probably cameras everywhere


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:49:03 [Preview] No.205741 del
>>205737
I used to be, but I've gotten too fat, old and crippled to go crawling around storm drains. Have you heard of the cave clan? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_Clan


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:51:17 [Preview] No.205742 del
>>205740
Yeah but still

>>205741
I have. Im trying to sus out where the ANZAC drain is.

Also looking for decent spots around my area, there's actually a decent selection.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 20:53:31 [Preview] No.205743 del
>>205738
>I am surprised they have done nothing about electrical bikes considering the speed some can reach.

what are you talking about ?? electric bikes in australia are limited to 250watt 25km/hr and no throttle to be driven on the road you get can get in big trouble if you get caught

does not stop anyone doing whatever they want off-road or on the beach


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:09:17 [Preview] No.205744 del
Honestly driving your pushbike around at 80km on busy roads doesn't sound like a very safe idea.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:09:21 [Preview] No.205745 del
>>205742
>Yeah but still
sounds fun
are you planning on doing it during lockdown?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:46:02 [Preview] No.205746 del
>>205745
I was a good mate of Pred, backinnadae and I did some drains and caves up in Sydney. I've done the only drain in my home town, starting when I was a shorty. I'd go with you but, youknow, backwash from chink spit.


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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:48:31 [Preview] No.205748 del
>>205734
>a lucrative black market idea
Go on.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:50:52 [Preview] No.205749 del
>>205743
I doubt speed limiting is a massive deterrent.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:51:14 [Preview] No.205750 del
>>205742
You should contact >>205741 and do it with them.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:51:43 [Preview] No.205751 del
>>205744
>driving your pushbike


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:54:19 [Preview] No.205752 del
>>205747
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:55:08 [Preview] No.205753 del
>>205752
Sup baby.
How is your morning going?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:55:18 [Preview] No.205754 del
>>205732
Thick wheels.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:55:48 [Preview] No.205755 del
>>205731
Good morning Nuro.

>Noots
I am not sure about that.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:57:03 [Preview] No.205756 del
>>205747
Howdy!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 21:58:06 [Preview] No.205757 del
Tongued.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:00:58 [Preview] No.205758 del
>>205756
I like your enthusiasm.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:01:26 [Preview] No.205759 del
>>205753
The morning is going okay, thanks for asking. I woke up feeling a bit sore. I am just about to head out to do a bit of shopping.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:02:14 [Preview] No.205760 del
>>205758
Curb it!


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:03:55 [Preview] No.205761 del
>>205759
Enjoy, I hope it is relatively calm at this time.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.205762 del
Better start getting ready.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:12:28 [Preview] No.205763 del
>Ice addict gropes a woman, bashes a nurse and sends a bank into lockdown because he didn't have $46million in his account during two-day crime spree
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623983/Ice-addict-gropes-woman-bashes-nurse-sends-bank-lockdown-two-day-crime-spree.html


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:16:26 [Preview] No.205764 del
>>205725
>>205726
A big poo hopefully.
>>205729
>>205731
>>205734
>>205735
>>205752
>>205753
Good morning. Might do some grocery shopping soon.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:19:15 [Preview] No.205765 del
hello good morning it's me the noot man


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:19:20 [Preview] No.205766 del
>'Erotic weight gainer' who tips the scales at 500lbs reveals he eats 10,000 calories a day to maintain his 'ball gut' and keep his OnlyFans followers entertained
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8622723/Fat-fetish-OnlyFans-influencer-eats-10-000-calories-day-followers-entertained.html


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:19:49 [Preview] No.205767 del
>>205765
Good morning.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:20:16 [Preview] No.205768 del
>>205766
webby's side hustle


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.205769 del
>>205767
how are you man?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:21:22 [Preview] No.205770 del
>>205769
I am well, you?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:21:50 [Preview] No.205771 del
>>205770
pretty good man


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:25:42 [Preview] No.205772 del
>>205763
Icey Deucy, cant talk sense into an ice zombie, and they feel no pain, what to do?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:29:55 [Preview] No.205775 del
>>205772
two in the chest, one in the head


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:32:47 [Preview] No.205776 del
>>205775
Beanbag guns in the hospitals, and a culture on zero tolerance.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:32:52 [Preview] No.205777 del
>>205773
>>205774
I like the one with the flower most.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:34:54 [Preview] No.205778 del
>>205776
If only.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:35:47 [Preview] No.205779 del
>>205777
the one with the gooks is the scariest


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:37:01 [Preview] No.205780 del
(10.23 KB 474x266 beanbag fun.jpg)
>>205778
Oh Yeah.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:38:25 [Preview] No.205781 del
>>205776
Minimum safe (ie non-lethal) ranges listed for beanbag rounds seems to be 50 feet (15 metres). Might work down a hospital corridor, but probably not going to fly in an examination room.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:39:38 [Preview] No.205782 del
>>205781
Although I posted that with the full size pump action shotgun in mind. That pistol thing might be OK as there's no barrel length to build up pressure/velocity.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:39:43 [Preview] No.205783 del
>>205773
I'm afraid we're gonna need names and ages on all of those girls neet.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 22:41:34 [Preview] No.205784 del
>>205781
Hm your right, better with electrical discharge devices.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:05:56 [Preview] No.205785 del
https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/zombie-pigs-brainex

Yale scientists restore brain function to 32 clinically dead pigs.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.205786 del
(548.22 KB 800x689 EfVO9z-UwAEM8-E.png)
giggity


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:17:32 [Preview] No.205787 del
I disagree.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:18:07 [Preview] No.205788 del
>tfw can't even get a 2 way


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:19:52 [Preview] No.205789 del
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NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:22:04 [Preview] No.205790 del
>>205776
>>205780
>>205781
>>205782
>>205784
We cant use force and violence in the hospitals, the doctors and nurses are there to help the poor addicts who are victims of society. They need to go on a care plan and have their capacity to function increased, the guy probably has a mental disorder and needs funding to see a psychologist and get CBT. If i was this guy's support coordinator I would see what can be done to allocate core funds and, in practice administer shopping and community access with allied health involvement. Its all about participation and maintaining specific home environment support.
NDIA taking over responsibility could have prevented this from happening, it just needed to be funded, and not on a arbirary basis. With full 3 hour daily minimum CARAs. The system doesnt work like that and there are no rules in place which are needed IMHO


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:23:43 [Preview] No.205791 del
>>205790
cant tell if shitposting or


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:29:28 [Preview] No.205792 del
>>205790
I am not disagreeing with the need to support the guy, but the act of violence he inflicts upon others can be lifelong. I knew of someone who was bank assistance and had a loaded shotgun pointed at her, she was also dragged by her hair through the branch. Probably over them trying to get more drugs and in court would list all their mental health conditions to get leniency from the judge the person who experienced the incident permanently retired with PTSD

If someone is being violent and will not let down after causing harm, reasonable force (tasers, pepper spray) should be perfectly reasonable.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:34:42 [Preview] No.205793 del
>>205790
>>205792
>The system doesnt work like that and there are no rules in place which are needed IMHO
I also agree that our mental health system sucks balls and failed.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:36:01 [Preview] No.205794 del
>>205790
My Mong yesterday went home to her bloke, she has swelling on her brain.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:37:25 [Preview] No.205795 del
Why are soy sauce bottles shaped like fish?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:37:37 [Preview] No.205796 del
>>205794
Whats another slice off a cut loaf?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:38:14 [Preview] No.205797 del
>>205795
The better question is, why aren't we?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:38:27 [Preview] No.205798 del
>>205796
I think we're down to the crust.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:38:34 [Preview] No.205799 del
>>205794
>she has swelling on her brain
That's not good, will that increase her funding now that she a traumatic brain injury?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:38:51 [Preview] No.205800 del
>>205797
The BO is.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:39:32 [Preview] No.205801 del
>>205795
I keep those things to put essential oils and parfum in.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:39:56 [Preview] No.205802 del
>>205799
If it's a permanent injury, which I don't think it is.
Half arseing shit.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:41:30 [Preview] No.205803 del
>>205801
I started watching a documentary last night called unwell, it was about kids with the tism and essential oils.
Was pretty interesting. I didn't finish it though.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:43:11 [Preview] No.205804 del
>>205795
I could go for some sushi. The crispy prawn, always the salmon and a couple of the soft-shell crab-ball thingys.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:45:01 [Preview] No.205805 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:46:05 [Preview] No.205806 del
>>205802
>If it's a permanent injury, which I don't think it is.
Depends on how many blows she has experienced as over time and with an increased number it could be if she has experienced similar circumstances before. Similar to sports ball players that injure themselves.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:49:41 [Preview] No.205807 del
Network class was doing ping and tracert test that I already did so I left the class early. People were struggling with them.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:49:46 [Preview] No.205808 del
>>205806
Drugs and alcohol all contibute


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:53:38 [Preview] No.205809 del
>>205789
>shop has a slope
fake news


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:57:14 [Preview] No.205810 del


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:57:46 [Preview] No.205811 del
>>205794
So why hasn't he been charged/remanded?


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:58:54 [Preview] No.205812 del
12th anniversary of Fatherbot's death today.


NEET 08/13/2020 (Thu) 23:59:00 [Preview] No.205813 del
>>205789
Poor NEET.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:00:29 [Preview] No.205814 del
>>205807
>at uni
>learned to send emails through commandline
>send fake email to asian kid from teacher
>it said you've failed and to pack your bags and leave
>asian kid falls for it and freaks out and goes to teacher
that was 12 years ago
i've done nothing since then


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:01:42 [Preview] No.205815 del
>>205812
RIP and I hope you have a somber but relaxing day.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:03:11 [Preview] No.205816 del
>>205815
I am still tidying furiously. The plumber will have to wait until Monday.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:04:57 [Preview] No.205817 del
>>205761
It was quiet in there but not everything had been put out yet. There were lots of vegetables that I wanted missing, and some meat that was on special too.

I also had an unfortunate incident at the deli counter. I wanted some sliced silverside and the girl there was busy at the back doing prep stuff and told me she'd be "a few minutes." I thought I'd heard her incorrectly but she meant it literally. I just stood there like an idiot for a couple of minutes before I just walked off unserved. I came back a bit later after going to get some other things and she served me and apologised for making me wait but I couldn't really see why she had chosen to make me wait. Nothing she had been doing was urgent. She was just bagging roast chickens. She should have served me. She was making a lot of put-upon noises and sighs when she finally did serve me too.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:05:16 [Preview] No.205818 del
>>205814
Once Were Based


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:06:14 [Preview] No.205819 del
>>205817
Cross contamination and the like might have been an issue. I'm sure she wasn't trying to disrespect you.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:08:13 [Preview] No.205820 del
>>205817
She was bagging chickens for Chad who was coming in later


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:10:38 [Preview] No.205821 del
>>205817
cold cuts counter is the siberian gulag of the supermarket workplace


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:11:26 [Preview] No.205822 del
>>205819
Don't listen to this cuck. Next time a female retail assistant fails to give adequate service, pull your neetstick out and teach her a lesson.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:12:46 [Preview] No.205823 del
Nuro winks at the cold cuts counter chick to get the best cuts.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:15:01 [Preview] No.205824 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:18:31 [Preview] No.205825 del


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:22:15 [Preview] No.205826 del
>>205816
>I am still tidying furiously.
I was wondering when walking the day how this was going. Well at least you are doing it in true NEET fashion on the day.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:22:44 [Preview] No.205827 del
>>205816
>>205826
>The plumber will have to wait until Monday.
How will you explain the plumbing situation to mummybot.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:23:18 [Preview] No.205828 del
>>205817
I don't go too early as the self-serve checkouts aren't open. Worst thing I often encounter at the deli is other people cutting in front or staff just serving someone else without asking who was next. Happens to a lot of people everyday so don't dwell to much over it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:25:33 [Preview] No.205829 del
>>205828
The self serves were open when I went. They were very quiet though. The staff member monitoring them was sitting down on one when I arrived.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:26:11 [Preview] No.205830 del
>Paralegal, 28, who stole $2million from his property clients and blew it on the stock market is jailed for four years
>>Paralegal, 28, who stole $2million from his property clients and blew it on the stock market is jailed for four years

'I am truly remorseful for what I have done. I also understand that my crimes must not go unpunished,' the 28-year-old said in an apology to his former employer, read by Judge Michael Cahill.
>>Mak scammed three different clients after losing his savings on the online trading platform Plus500.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8625681/Paralegal-Dominic-Mak-28-stole-2million-clients-jailed-four-years.html


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:27:20 [Preview] No.205831 del
>>205830
>>>Paralegal, 28, who stole $2million from his property clients and blew it on the stock market is jailed for four years


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:28:33 [Preview] No.205832 del
>>205818
Now A Disgrace

>>205823
The best mignons


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:31:09 [Preview] No.205833 del
>>205831
Not sure how that happened, I normally pretty good at picking them up.
>tfw stumped.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:33:01 [Preview] No.205834 del
>>205833
I'm just teasing anyway.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:44:09 [Preview] No.205835 del
>>205814
>i've done nothing since then
You went out on a high.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:45:25 [Preview] No.205836 del
>>205830
awfully lenient


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:47:02 [Preview] No.205837 del
>>205836
A million a year for the custodial sentence, if that with parole.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:47:42 [Preview] No.205838 del
>>205836
even worse when i read the article and see he only has to serve half that


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:51:14 [Preview] No.205839 del
>>205827
I'm not bringing her back until Sunday morning, so I assume she'll only require one poo and one shower, which should be OK.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:52:20 [Preview] No.205840 del
Took a break from cleaning to get some petrol and put some air in the tyres and get a pie and a coffee. Had to settle for plain chunky beef instead of pepper chunky beef.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:52:25 [Preview] No.205841 del
Students are talking about staying awake and having sing a long in the chat. After finishing explaining a slide:
>Lecturer: Does anyone have any questions?

Chat such as:
>guys any songs we sing along
>Im blue da
>She brings home her pay, for love, for love


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:52:55 [Preview] No.205842 del
>>205839
just chuck out the gatorade bottles full of piss before she comes around.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:53:01 [Preview] No.205843 del
>>205839
>which should be OK.
#Pray4TheDrain


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:55:30 [Preview] No.205844 del
>>205842
I have to go to hers tomorrow morning, so today is the day for throwing out piss bottles and poop socks.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 00:57:13 [Preview] No.205845 del
>>205844
An experienced neet will select drinks which come in bottles featuring large openings


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:00:37 [Preview] No.205846 del
Current singalong song is:
>I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:00:43 [Preview] No.205847 del
>>205811
She hasn't submitted a report against him, and won't.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:02:32 [Preview] No.205848 del
>>205816
What if mother needs a poo when she arrives?
Will you make her go with the gnomes under the frangipani?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:02:46 [Preview] No.205849 del
>>205847
I was under the impression SAPOL could charge somebody with assault regardless of whether the victim wanted to make a statement or not.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:03:40 [Preview] No.205850 del
>>205848
She should be fine for one poo at my place on Sunday. The other benefit of getting the plumber on Monday is that she will be there and I can blame her for any poos he has to wrangle.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:04:33 [Preview] No.205851 del
>>205817
You expect too much


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:04:55 [Preview] No.205852 del
>>205850
>I can blame her for any poos he has to wrangle.
Clever.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:05:50 [Preview] No.205853 del
>>205849
She'd refuse to talk to them and then it's only an alleged DV with no witnesses.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:06:03 [Preview] No.205854 del
>>205849
https://aulich.com.au/pressing-charges-and-arrest/

Basically anybody can get the police involved and the victim can't stop them. Phone 'em up.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:07:47 [Preview] No.205855 del
>>205853
Conclusion: Female victim attended hospital for a recent traumatic brain injury shown a CAT scan. She must have opened a cupboard too fast.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:09:23 [Preview] No.205856 del
>>205840
You could've removed the lid and mixed-in a heap of pepper.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:09:28 [Preview] No.205857 del
>>205853
Have you checked whether you or your staff have a duty of care to report things? It may even be mandatory now.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:13:15 [Preview] No.205858 del
What ever happened to the penis cream man?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:16:08 [Preview] No.205859 del
>>205856
That is not the same and you know it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:18:11 [Preview] No.205860 del
Weber told me that python is better than C++ for doing absolutely anything since "no-one understands pointers anyway".


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:19:03 [Preview] No.205861 del


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:19:55 [Preview] No.205862 del
>>205861
¿¿¿


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:20:01 [Preview] No.205863 del
>>205861
The sing-a-long in my lecture chat it went on for about half an hour and the lecturer ignored it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:20:32 [Preview] No.205864 del
>>205817
It could be a hygiene thing but as a spergy and not very handsome man I am telling you now that women will put off serving you if they don't find you attractive. So not in the top 5% of men.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:22:26 [Preview] No.205865 del
Inbred Family - The Whitakers, aka Why You Shouldn't Fuck Your Sister

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nkGiFpJC9LM [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:22:33 [Preview] No.205866 del
>>205857
I've reported it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:22:33 [Preview] No.205867 del
>>205860
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:23:04 [Preview] No.205868 del
>>205863
Sorry, I just arrived without catching up and was very confused.
Is it a first year course or something?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:23:31 [Preview] No.205869 del
>>205858
It was for the moving bum rash.
Calamine soothing lotion


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:23:47 [Preview] No.205870 del
>>205863
Why is your lecturer incapable of controlling the class?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:24:42 [Preview] No.205871 del
>>205865
The embed image just looks like a council meeting.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:28:02 [Preview] No.205872 del
>>205868
>Is it a first year course or something?
Yes.

>>205870
Yes, it seems.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:28:20 [Preview] No.205873 del
>>205869
Was there more complaints about him or is he all wanked out?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:34:09 [Preview] No.205874 del
>>205872
When I was a first year, lecturers would literally shout at students and tell them to GFTO of lecture halls and the like. Obviously screaming on a video link isn't worth it, but they could just disconnect the students making noise.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:35:07 [Preview] No.205875 del
Having some pistachios.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:38:13 [Preview] No.205876 del
>>205874
Some students are too dumb. They are asking questions like what does A and B mean on the diagram of a example network between nodes. They have no purpose beyond the example but students are like what could it be and what does that decibel loss is signal mean (when the calculation shows what percentage loss it is)?

>lecturers would literally shout at students
I think there is only one good lecturer that still does that with students. He runs the databases classes that get rid of a lot students (i.e. people repeating the class several times for a first year subject).


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:39:02 [Preview] No.205877 del
Having some Kettle salt and vinegar chips.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:40:32 [Preview] No.205878 del
>>205873
There has been one other one where he hit her in the arm on shift.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:41:38 [Preview] No.205879 del
Thinking of going in to uni but I can't think of what I should do there.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:43:44 [Preview] No.205880 del
Slow day on the wage.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:47:01 [Preview] No.205881 del
Footlong anal prolapse.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:49:43 [Preview] No.205882 del
Third poo of the day coming up.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:52:55 [Preview] No.205883 del
>>205879
Reading and or any notes you need to finalise?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 01:56:03 [Preview] No.205884 del
>>205881
Made fresh?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:06:37 [Preview] No.205885 del
3 hours in and all I've done is call NDIA a bunch of times. Bored.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:09:46 [Preview] No.205886 del
>>205885
You need to find an Indian lady and a locked office.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:10:50 [Preview] No.205887 del
I wish I was a young chad like Shitey.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:13:03 [Preview] No.205888 del
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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:13:16 [Preview] No.205889 del
>>205875
>>205877
Every binge starts with 'just a small snack'.

>>205882
Still waiting on no.1


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:13:56 [Preview] No.205890 del
I have finished Four Rooms (1995). The part of the film with Antonio Banderas was best, although it wasn't great. The rest was garbage. I am watching From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) now.

My ratings for the Tarantino movies watched so far:
Reservoir Dogs: 8/10
True Romance: 6.5/10
Pulp Fiction: 7/10
Natural Born Killer: 4/10
Four Rooms: 4.5/10


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:14:33 [Preview] No.205891 del
>>205882
You are never visiting my house with its fragile plumbing.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:14:38 [Preview] No.205892 del


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.205893 del
>>205888
>Fhwap


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:15:47 [Preview] No.205894 del
>>205890
Put those ratings on imdb.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:16:01 [Preview] No.205895 del
>>205890
When are you watching Jackie Brown and Inglourious Basterds?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:16:21 [Preview] No.205896 del
>>205895
and Kill Bill 1-5


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:16:29 [Preview] No.205897 del
>>205888
What background is that? It is awful.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:16:38 [Preview] No.205898 del
>>205890
Forever waiting on a 4K release of Dusk Till Dawn.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:17:32 [Preview] No.205899 del
>>205896
I thought there was only 2


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:17:41 [Preview] No.205900 del
>>205897
I dunno what chan it came from


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:17:54 [Preview] No.205901 del
(53.46 KB 814x553 filums.png)
>>205895
I am going in chronological order.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:18:00 [Preview] No.205902 del
>>205899
Next you'll tell me there's only 8 Harry Potters


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:22:42 [Preview] No.205903 del
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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:25:49 [Preview] No.205904 del
fuck I hate Australia Post
USPS can get a parcel from one side of the US to the other and then to Sydney in 4 days, whereupon the package falls into a black hole with Australia Post for 10 days and counting


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:28:59 [Preview] No.205905 del
>>205903
One eye on the street, one eye on the bitches.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:29:43 [Preview] No.205906 del
>>205904
They are very slow. Took 5 days for a package to move from Melbourne lodged a post office to move to Sydney.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.205907 del
>>205906
they're just using this virus hoax to be even slower than usual


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 02:59:51 [Preview] No.205908 del
>>205890
>Reservoir Dogs better than Pulp Fiction
You fucking hipster. Did you know reservoir dogs is ripping off a chink movie called city on fire?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:00:40 [Preview] No.205909 del
>>205896
Kill bill 1 and inglorius basterds are probably tarantino's best movies.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:05:21 [Preview] No.205910 del
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A light lunch. Chicken wings with a spicy sauce and side of bacon/lettuce.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:07:04 [Preview] No.205911 del
>>205910
gotta have bacon with everything


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:07:44 [Preview] No.205912 del
I disagree.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:08:09 [Preview] No.205913 del
>>205910
How spicy?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:08:17 [Preview] No.205914 del
>>205908
lol every Tarantino film is a rip off of one or more obscure films


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:09:20 [Preview] No.205915 del
found half a pizza under some paperwork in the living room


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:10:20 [Preview] No.205916 del
>>205915
Yummy pizza?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:11:13 [Preview] No.205917 del
Might not be.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:15:26 [Preview] No.205918 del
>>205916
not any more


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:17:36 [Preview] No.205919 del
The lounge and living room have been cleared of rubbish and everything neatened up. Only thiry six (36) empties in there.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:18:05 [Preview] No.205920 del
I'll do the bathroom now. There are twenty seven (27) longnecks in there.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:20:32 [Preview] No.205921 del
>>205913
The spice comes from sriracha sauce.

>>205919
Well done


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:21:47 [Preview] No.205922 del
>>205920
Is longneck neet monk?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:22:02 [Preview] No.205923 del
>>205921
How spicy?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:30:03 [Preview] No.205924 del
>>205923
A tad spicier than pickled jalapeno


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:30:21 [Preview] No.205925 del
>>205919
Good work Neet

I tried to make bread but it didn't rise, so now I have two hardened flour balls


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:30:36 [Preview] No.205926 del
Might stop for a bit and have a glass of wine and a wank.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:31:11 [Preview] No.205927 del
>>205925
Was the yeast out of date or did you kill it with too hot or cold water?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:33:57 [Preview] No.205928 del
>>205922
No.
Although if Mummybot wasn't coming to town (forcing me to clean up and detox for the next week), I would probably start to hit rock bottom like he did.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:39:00 [Preview] No.205929 del
>>205919
>>205920
Good luck, well done and keep going.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:39:08 [Preview] No.205930 del
>>205924
You haven't tried my pickles jalapeño.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:39:17 [Preview] No.205931 del
>>205926
(You) earned it!


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:40:36 [Preview] No.205932 del
>>205927
I killed the yeast.
Mixed it with water but then got distracted for two days


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:50:31 [Preview] No.205933 del
>>205915
dont chuck it out, i was going to have that tomorrow.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:52:13 [Preview] No.205934 del
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Making a city.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:53:26 [Preview] No.205935 del
>>205934
save your progress before you nuke it


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:54:51 [Preview] No.205936 del
>>205935
I won't be nuking it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:57:19 [Preview] No.205937 del
>>205936
i just hacked your power plant


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:57:27 [Preview] No.205938 del
>>205934
Looking good, nice and orderly. Hope you have a good time.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:58:52 [Preview] No.205939 del
>>205934
That looks comfy.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 03:59:17 [Preview] No.205940 del
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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:01:10 [Preview] No.205941 del
>>205939
It's a comfy game.

>>205940
tbh, you can't nuke it, probably the closest thing you can do is a drop a giant meteorite on it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:01:24 [Preview] No.205942 del
>>205932
Cold-blooded killer!


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:02:23 [Preview] No.205943 del
The beers are in the freezer. Should be cold enough by 2:30 but I'll try to wait till 3.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:04:36 [Preview] No.205945 del
>>205944
Not very ladylike


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:05:09 [Preview] No.205946 del
>>205943
I bought a 4 pack of these with the yellow tops I got, having one now, it's pretty vile.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:05:16 [Preview] No.205947 del
>>205945
She could come and live with me.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:05:45 [Preview] No.205948 del
>>205946
does that say fingerbang IPA?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:06:37 [Preview] No.205949 del
>>205948
Fingerlime or something.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:07:45 [Preview] No.205950 del
>>205949
Once upon a time men drank beer and the poofs drank UDLs. Now they're trying to make all these fruity faggot beers.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:07:55 [Preview] No.205951 del
>>205934
What is this from?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:08:20 [Preview] No.205952 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-T44yl-LMSU [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:09:44 [Preview] No.205953 del
>>205951
Cities Skylines.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:11:39 [Preview] No.205954 del
>>205951
GTAVI.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:20:15 [Preview] No.205955 del
$490 for the rego + cpt on my bike.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:20:32 [Preview] No.205956 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gpnIrE7_1YA [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:23:27 [Preview] No.205957 del
>>205937
Make it explode neet


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:24:58 [Preview] No.205958 del
>>205955
Is that good?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:26:31 [Preview] No.205959 del
>>205956
Very nice.

>>205958
Cheaper than a car.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:27:41 [Preview] No.205960 del
>>205934
If that river ever rises the people are fucked


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:28:36 [Preview] No.205961 del
>>205947
she's be a bad influence, what would your mummybot say?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.205962 del
>>205960
She'll be right.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:32:34 [Preview] No.205963 del
How compromised is TOR these days? I would imagine a nationwide lockdown makes scoring drugs that much harder for the average degenerate.
Cant be easy. I wonder how much shits going for these days, must make the hustle nigh unbearable


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:32:54 [Preview] No.205964 del
>>205944
>Ms Poteet has recently been living with her new partner, Indigenous artist Nathan Peckham in the NSW regional city of Dubbo.
Hmm
>Ms Poteet won the Miss Globe Australia 2019 beauty pageant and has a bachelor of Biomedical Engineering and a masters of Nuclear Engineering
All that and she's still just a dumb THOT at heart...


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:34:27 [Preview] No.205965 del
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>>205963

Its fine Goy


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:35:18 [Preview] No.205966 del
>>205963
I dunno, I haven't used it in a while, but I had a look on it the other day, guy I used to buy tomatoes from still seems to be in business.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:35:30 [Preview] No.205967 del
>>205910
Lovely.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:35:40 [Preview] No.205968 del
>>205955
Nice. I did my at the start of the month. Swift was over $500 but under $1000


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:36:23 [Preview] No.205969 del
>>205946
What a ridiculous sounding brand and logo. I'm drinking Great Northern super crisp.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:36:45 [Preview] No.205970 del
I'm a naughty little minx.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:37:15 [Preview] No.205971 del
>>205963
I feel it depends more on how you're using (i.e. internal, external resources) for a start.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:37:21 [Preview] No.205972 del
>>205968
Why can't you just name a figure?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:37:47 [Preview] No.205973 del
>>205970
remember hannah minx


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:40:12 [Preview] No.205974 del
>>205972
I honestly cannot remember. I looked it up on my phone: $288 green slip, $438 for the CTP.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:41:56 [Preview] No.205975 del
What's your favourite?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:45:45 [Preview] No.205976 del
can smartphones play flac files?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:48:08 [Preview] No.205977 del
>>205968
Yeah my Civic is $750 all up.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:49:16 [Preview] No.205978 del
>>205976
android can, iphone probably not without a bunch of bullshit


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:55:20 [Preview] No.205979 del
>>205946
>it's pretty vile.
it's an ipa


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 04:58:38 [Preview] No.205980 del
take me down to paradise city
where the grass is brown
and the girls are shitty


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:00:42 [Preview] No.205981 del
>>205980
frankston


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:00:50 [Preview] No.205982 del
Nuro jailbroke his iphone so he could listens to .flac files on it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:01:53 [Preview] No.205983 del
>>205982
reported


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:11:52 [Preview] No.205984 del
Tarantino's acting is better in Dusk Till Dawn, like that NEET said. He plays a weird psycho quite well.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:14:12 [Preview] No.205985 del
>>205980
...Where the hole is brown and the turds are shitty...


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:27:36 [Preview] No.205986 del
FINGER BANG BANG
FINGER BANG BANG BANG


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:35:48 [Preview] No.205987 del
>>205984
I would never lie to you. Have you finished watching it or just taking a pee break?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:39:41 [Preview] No.205988 del
Went to IGA. Bought a roast chook. Got served by a cute blonde. My local IGA's redhead cutie was there as well. Bought some other things. Eating a chicken salad now.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:43:19 [Preview] No.205989 del
The NEET arses jiggle to the beat of my drum.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:43:40 [Preview] No.205990 del
>>205987
I am 29 minutes in. I generally watch movies in small chunks over several days. Unless it is something that really grips me. That doesn't happen often.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:45:24 [Preview] No.205991 del
>>205990
Busy neets are far too busy to watch entire movies


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:46:22 [Preview] No.205992 del
>>205991
and sometimes they are scary or uncomfortable so we have to do it in chunks


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:47:14 [Preview] No.205993 del
trust supercheap to process my click and collect order after I just had half a bottle of wine


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:47:22 [Preview] No.205994 del
>>205988
The roast chooks are half the size they used to be, compare them to the whole chooks in the butcher.
The price has doubled as well.
Roast your own chook


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:47:51 [Preview] No.205995 del
>>205994
then fuck it


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:48:28 [Preview] No.205996 del
>>205993
How long was it pending for?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:49:55 [Preview] No.205997 del
>>205994
Nice to know.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:51:05 [Preview] No.205998 del
Was it on here that someone was writing about how the outback abo teenagers would fuck roast chooks from the supermarket?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:53:46 [Preview] No.205999 del
>>205997
>>205995
Yea I mean roasting a chicken is honestly no work
>preheat over
>peel some vegetables
>salt and oil chicken
>put it all together in the over

Then just boil the chicken bones and left over veg into some kind of soup


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:53:55 [Preview] No.206000 del
>>205998
4chan greentext.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:55:18 [Preview] No.206001 del
>>206000
Was it true do you think?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.206002 del
>>205999
radical


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:56:00 [Preview] No.206003 del
>>205999
A good rotisserie chicken tastes better than homemade. Maybe even a bad one.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:56:50 [Preview] No.206004 del
>>206001
4chan greentext.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:57:41 [Preview] No.206005 del
>>205996
6 days if you count Sunday afternoon.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:58:17 [Preview] No.206006 del
>>206004
kids these days


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:58:24 [Preview] No.206007 del
George Clooney is not very convincing playing a tough guy.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 05:59:16 [Preview] No.206008 del
>>206007
George Clooney is what sugarbabies expect. Weber is what they get.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:00:35 [Preview] No.206009 del
>>206008
And they should feel honoured.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:01:25 [Preview] No.206010 del
>>206008
>Weber
*Dubai Porta Potty


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:04:09 [Preview] No.206011 del
We just got the foot close ups in this film.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:07:57 [Preview] No.206012 del
>>206011
A degenerate j*w in Hollywood is thinking of you anon


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:10:15 [Preview] No.206013 del
Waiting patiently for AusPost to deliver me a charger cable.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:10:40 [Preview] No.206014 del
>>205988
It is my strong opinion that IGA does a better roast chook than Coles or Woolies. Moister and more flavourful. Cost a couple bucks more but worth it.

>>205990
I look forward to your final review.

>>205994
I would like to butcher my own chooks.

>>206003
My oven has a rotisserie function but I don't see how just spinning it around would make it taste just as good as a store-bought one.

>>206008
He's too pretty. I had a similar issue with Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:13:23 [Preview] No.206015 del
>>206014
They are. Beats the oily Woolies chooks (still a good option in my opinion though) and the dry Coles ones (never).
I helped hold down ducks and chooks for getting their head lopped off a few times as a kid, it was quite the experience.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:14:53 [Preview] No.206016 del
>>206014
plucking a chicken is a pain in the ass


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:23:37 [Preview] No.206017 del
>>206016
You can buy little machines that do it for you quick and easy.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.206018 del
>>206017
There's one that fits on a drill or angle grinder.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:34:56 [Preview] No.206019 del
Twanged out NEET holes are a necessary evil.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:38:16 [Preview] No.206020 del
Nuro plucked a duck on Hey Hey once.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:39:16 [Preview] No.206021 del
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:40:47 [Preview] No.206022 del
Just received a promo from UberEats for 5 free delivery fees. I think this is UberEats' way of telling me that I should get a chicken kebab, chips, Turkish delight and drink for dinner tonight


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:41:57 [Preview] No.206023 del
>>205737
I used to go down some of the drains in the Hawthorn area, I think some of them connect up with some of the bigger drains, I would wait until the drier months before going down any of them.
>>205946
Last couple of times I've been at Dan's I've bought some craft beer they had out on display, I was sorely disappointed by all but maybe one of the cans I bought.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, the egg sandwich I ate earlier is causing me some digestive grief.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:43:06 [Preview] No.206024 del
>>206022
>Just received a promo from UberEats for 5 free delivery fees
Can you use it for Dan?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 06:54:18 [Preview] No.206025 del
>>206024
For any order greater than $20


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:01:26 [Preview] No.206027 del
>>206023
Hello Spergman, sorry to hear of your gut grief.

>I would wait until the drier months before going down any of them
This should apply to women too. You don't wanna be down there after they've just fucked a dozen Chads.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:06:37 [Preview] No.206028 del
>SBS has launched an investigation into allegations of racism and bullying at the nation’s multicultural broadcaster after staff spoke out.
>>As part of its renewed diversity push, SBS has promoted Sarah Yassien to corporate strategy director and Tanya Orman to Indigenous content director – two newly created roles.
>>SBS has also added diversity to its job interview panels to avoid unconscious bias, established financial incentives to encourage promotion of internal talent, and created “inclusion champions” to provide support and information to staff, as an alternative avenue to a formal complaint or investigative process.
>>“It’s common in the US, but only the ABC does it here.”
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/lawyer-to-investigate-racism-at-sbs/news-story/3951829f2be1263f6b06001ccba8ea83


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:09:58 [Preview] No.206029 del
>>206028
All this shit happens under a "conservative" government. Absolutely useless.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:10:06 [Preview] No.206030 del
riding a bicycle can aggravate the prostate and cause other health problems in men... the design of the standard bicycle seat can rub against the prostate during the pedalling process... a comforatble saddle is key


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:10:36 [Preview] No.206031 del
Why hasn't anyone lost their job over this debacle?
>The Ruby Princess report has been handed down, with the inquiry uncovering a number of “serious errors” made by NSW health authorities.
>According to the ABC, there is still no formal process for sharing passenger manifests with those that need that information.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/qantas-virgin-knew-ruby-princess-was-a-looming-coronavirus-disaster/news-story/3d3c06d08ec8797f93dc71d85146b2e0


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:11:23 [Preview] No.206032 del
>>206030
>riding a bicycle can aggravate the prostate and cause other health problems in men...
https://efukt.com/21233_The_Sexual_Trolling_of_Bicycle_Guy.html


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:14:11 [Preview] No.206033 del
getting my last kfc for a while


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:14:38 [Preview] No.206034 del
>>206029
I found it funny that promoting people and hiring more people is somehow going to fix the issue. What even sillier is asking a company to do a review then implementing changes before the review (i.e. you don't know what the problem is but let's start fixing it before we know what it is). It wasn't even clear if their was a problem with employees or how these new roles will remediate the problem. It just action.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.206035 del
>>206033
>for a while
How long do you estimate?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:16:08 [Preview] No.206036 del
>>206033
i'll be able to eat it at my dining room table for the first time in months too

>>206035
at least a week
i'm going to use motherbot's presence to try and get back into grilling meat and stuff


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:16:55 [Preview] No.206037 del
>>206036
>get back into grilling meat and stuff
Good, I wish to hear the positive results as the week/s goes by.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:17:28 [Preview] No.206038 del
>>206036
>for the first time in months too
Where do you normally eat?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:19:54 [Preview] No.206039 del
>>206033
...and when I say 'a while', I don't mean a day or any stupid shit like that. I'm planning to go at least 36 hours.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:21:26 [Preview] No.206040 del
>>206039
>I don't mean a day
For some NEETs that could be very respectful. Like that NEET lasting a total of 45 minutes before getting back onto the piss.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:29:00 [Preview] No.206041 del
Thinking about the sexual escapades of Nuro.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:30:46 [Preview] No.206042 del


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:36:04 [Preview] No.206043 del
>Thinking about the sexual escapades of Nuro and Webby


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:40:50 [Preview] No.206044 del
BIG MEATY DINGUS


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:41:30 [Preview] No.206045 del
Nuro invited me to his mailing list.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:42:00 [Preview] No.206047 del
They have arrived at some ridiculous Mexican bar and now the movie has fallen apart.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:42:24 [Preview] No.206048 del


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:49:14 [Preview] No.206049 del
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Had a wank then a nice hot shower. Might do nachos for dinner. What's everyone else's plan?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:53:28 [Preview] No.206050 del
>>206027
Hello, how are you?
>sorry to hear of your gut grief.
Thanks, It's mostly gone away now after I had a strong coffee.
>This should apply to women too
hahaha.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:54:35 [Preview] No.206051 del
>>206032
You seem to be quite obsessed with that particular video. Perhaps you fantasize doing something similar?

>>206036
You really need a woman who isn't your mother.

>>206047
That bar is the essence of the movie.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:55:07 [Preview] No.206052 del
>>206051
>You really need a woman who isn't your mother.
Don't we all.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:59:14 [Preview] No.206053 del
>>206050
I'm feeling much better after 6 beers. Also looking forward to a possible thunderstorm tomorrow.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:59:23 [Preview] No.206054 del
>>206049
I'm out of food. So I will need to go to the shop or get UberEats


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 07:59:38 [Preview] No.206055 del
That fingerbanger IPA has made me feel crook.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:01:49 [Preview] No.206056 del
>>206051
>You seem to be quite obsessed with that particular video
I think that's the third time I posted. I am more a fan of the love plug.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:02:35 [Preview] No.206057 del
>>206056
>the love plug
Possum's agony


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:03:21 [Preview] No.206058 del
>>206057
AS/NZS 3112


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:09:04 [Preview] No.206059 del
>>206058
>AS/NZS 3112

Hmmm, never seen the 20A, 25A and 32A socket.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:09:55 [Preview] No.206060 del
>>206059
Someone's gotta go boldly where no man has ever gone before.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.206061 del
>>206059
more mass on the earth pin for higher amp ratings


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:19:55 [Preview] No.206062 del
>>206061
I just noticed the 15A socket's earth is also slightly longer, but it looks like you could still jam a 2 pronger into it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.206063 del
Now I'm thinking about Possum's two-pronger.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:23:10 [Preview] No.206064 del
Now I'm thinking about that soap holder.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:24:55 [Preview] No.206065 del
Triple pronged soap holder


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:27:54 [Preview] No.206066 del
I still can't believe that plumber smashed Possoe's soap holder.


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:29:48 [Preview] No.206068 del
>>206054
I probably have enough food in the freezer and pantry to last 3 months, possibly the rest of the year if I only ate one meal a day.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:30:50 [Preview] No.206069 del
>>206066
Possum was defenceless against such a big strong burly man.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:34:18 [Preview] No.206070 del
>>206068
I've got a giant bag of rice and some spice but I've gotten sick of rice and spice


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:43:54 [Preview] No.206072 del
>>205988
>chicken salad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EK0r_4RrWiU [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:45:33 [Preview] No.206073 del
>>206070
Time for pasta and whatever rhymes with pasta


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:45:41 [Preview] No.206074 del
I chose UberEats


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:46:56 [Preview] No.206075 del
>>206072
Wonder how much feed they go through a day to maintain that mass


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:52:00 [Preview] No.206077 del
Did some dishes. Two loads more maybe.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:54:43 [Preview] No.206078 del
>>206077
My NDIS-mandated support worker will be coming tomorrow to clean my apartment, do my dishes, take me shopping, and do some other things.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:55:38 [Preview] No.206079 del
>>206078
>and do some other things.
Wank you?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 08:56:35 [Preview] No.206080 del
>>206074
What did you get?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:00:16 [Preview] No.206081 del
>>206080
Chicken kebab (with garlic sauce, sweet chilli sauce and sour cream), chicken-salted chips, a soft drink (Fanta) and a single Turkish delight


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:05:07 [Preview] No.206082 del
>>206079
One can only hope


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:05:35 [Preview] No.206083 del
>>206081
>garlic sauce, sweet chilli sauce and sour cream
Interesting combination, I have never tried it that way before. Well enjoy the meal.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:06:22 [Preview] No.206084 del
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>>206081
> Turkish delight


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:06:31 [Preview] No.206085 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:06:54 [Preview] No.206086 del
Another 10 hr wage without a lunch break.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:08:27 [Preview] No.206087 del
>>206086
You push yourself too hard.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:08:37 [Preview] No.206088 del
>>206086
You should take it.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:09:04 [Preview] No.206089 del
>>206086
That's illegal.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:09:38 [Preview] No.206090 del
>>206084
I also do not like Turkish Delights, they taste like robotussin.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:09:54 [Preview] No.206091 del
>>206086
Reminds me of when I used to do 12-14 hour wages. I burned out after a while. How much do you get per hour?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:11:04 [Preview] No.206092 del
I smell of wanks and piss. Hope no one meets me at the elevator on my way down


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:12:15 [Preview] No.206093 del
>>206092
Why do you smell of piss?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:12:25 [Preview] No.206094 del
>>206092
mmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:12:26 [Preview] No.206095 del
>>206092
Wash your penis.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:13:08 [Preview] No.206096 del
>>206092
Wonderful.


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>>206078
>other things
Oral sex or cbt? The life of a dsp tier neet.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:15:43 [Preview] No.206098 del
Would growing a mutton chop beard make me look autistic?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:16:12 [Preview] No.206099 del
>>206062
I noticed your socket is slightly longer, It looks like you could jam two prongs into it.


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:19:12 [Preview] No.206101 del
>>206081
Excellent choice in food. Terrible choice of drink.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.206102 del
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Dinner time


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:21:27 [Preview] No.206103 del
>>206102
Enjoy m8


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.206104 del
>>206084
The type you get from the lolly section of supermarkets is better than the traditional kind.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:23:18 [Preview] No.206105 del
>>206099
Hmmmmmmmm


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:24:28 [Preview] No.206107 del
engorged bulge


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:26:10 [Preview] No.206108 del
Going to drink beer and cook something.
I have four tendies, a pack of cheap sausages and about 4 rashers of bacon.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:26:40 [Preview] No.206109 del
>>206107
Post pics.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:26:49 [Preview] No.206110 del
>>206108
Sounds like you could make something nice.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:27:35 [Preview] No.206111 del
>>206102
Chippos


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:29:07 [Preview] No.206112 del
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Just looking back at some of the old pics from Nam days and I thought the NEETs would enjoy them.
On the Left is Possum, who would mistake him. In the middle is a very rare pic of NK, and on the right is Weber looking very serious for some reason.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:32:12 [Preview] No.206113 del
>>206112
pretty lame. there is nothing about any of them that makes it funny to identify them as NEETs.


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:34:34 [Preview] No.206115 del
>>206053
That many beers at once is never good, you feel awfully full and bloated and need to get up to take a piss every 5 minutes, usually I'll have 2 or 3 beers and switch over to something stronger.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:34:45 [Preview] No.206116 del
>>206114
Sorry mate I didn't realise you were sensitive.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:35:08 [Preview] No.206117 del
>>206112
>Possum walking around with his finger on the trigger, likely to cause an accidental shooting


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:38:12 [Preview] No.206119 del
>>206115
>something stronger
I'm trying to avoid anything stronger (ie spirits or wine). And what's that saying, "Liquor before beer, in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker"...


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:40:01 [Preview] No.206120 del
>>206033
I went to HJs on the way home, there was a line of cars out on to the street.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:41:58 [Preview] No.206121 del
>>206091
$32, I had meetings one after the other from 12-5.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:42:21 [Preview] No.206122 del
>>206098
They know either way.


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:43:17 [Preview] No.206124 del
>>206121
Did you get sandwitches and nibbles?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:43:47 [Preview] No.206125 del
>>206110
Thinking of using a sauce or something and putting pasta in it.
I was looking at sauces in the cupboard and there was a mongolian beef kantong that went off in 2018 from when I made monk meat.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:44:31 [Preview] No.206126 del
>>206124
I had a couple coffees at a sign up.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:45:33 [Preview] No.206127 del
I smell mouldy now


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:47:08 [Preview] No.206128 del
>>206127
You do.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:47:18 [Preview] No.206129 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bJdECn1l7NM [Embed]


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:47:28 [Preview] No.206130 del
>>206126
Gees at least a couple of cucumber sandwitches is my bare minimum, The best I've had was an entire tray of salad rolls to myself. That was a good meeting, I mean i didnt go but i got their catering tray.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:47:58 [Preview] No.206131 del
Possum grounded me once.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:59:07 [Preview] No.206132 del
>>206114
Isn't the love plug a pleasurable activity?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 09:59:57 [Preview] No.206133 del
>>206132
Some can't handle the amps.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:04:17 [Preview] No.206134 del
Found 120 mints in the back seat of my car.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:08:48 [Preview] No.206135 del
>>206134
That'll get ya stimmin'


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:08:59 [Preview] No.206136 del
>>206134
Individually packaged, in packets or on their own?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:08:59 [Preview] No.206137 del
>>206134
Mint mine


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:09:19 [Preview] No.206138 del
>>206134
Flush them down the toilet.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:11:22 [Preview] No.206139 del
The bulge drought must end. I'm craving it bad. It has been too long.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.206140 del
Time to bleachbit the cache in my browser


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:14:02 [Preview] No.206141 del
>>206140
What have you been up to?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.206142 del
>>206136
In packets.


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:17:06 [Preview] No.206144 del
>>206139
And risk another bulged travesty?


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:17:40 [Preview] No.206145 del
>>206144
No risk, no reward.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.206146 del
>>206141
Probably more research about love plugs and Dubai Porta potties


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:19:32 [Preview] No.206147 del
>>206145
The bigger the amp, the bigger the shock


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:26:44 [Preview] No.206148 del
>>206119
>I'm trying to avoid anything stronger (ie spirits or wine)
Fair enough.
>. And what's that saying, "Liquor before beer, in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker"...
I've been drinking beer followed by spirits pretty much ever since I first started drinking and it's rarely made me really unwell.
>>206120
I guess a lot of people don't want to make dinner themselves on Friday night.
>>206141
He was downloading aboriginal porn and doesn't want his mummybot to find out.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:27:45 [Preview] No.206149 del
>>206138
I was on my last couple half full packets.
I have lots of packets open at the same time in different spots, like in the car, bedroom, work bag and suit pockets.
I could only find a couple.
The one in the car was the one I was on.
I try and not have those ones because if I'm down to that one, I'd need to drive to get some. I have a system.
So I was sort of on my last pack, I had a couple mints in a packet in my work bag but when I want a mint, I don't want to go looking for them, so I took the one from the car.
I usually place the packet I'm on on this little coin tray thing on the centre dash, or whatever the bit between the middle of the front two seats and the gear stick.
The pack I call the 'car packet' sits in the is one that sits in a hole near the cigarette lighter.
That one is harder to get to, and that's the one that's the 'car packet' that I try to save.
What I'm getting at is that I guess there are two car packets some times.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:28:55 [Preview] No.206150 del
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>>206102
How much was it? I had nachos, very good especially with a squeeze of fresh lime juice, although I was pissed off that I had no pickled jalapeno to add.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:30:06 [Preview] No.206151 del
Such is the way of the addict.
So those 120 mints was a lifesaver.
I will get some more tomorrow and put a pack in the car hole thing, my work bag and bedroom. And the two full three packs I keep in the CD stack sitting place in the glove box.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:32:43 [Preview] No.206152 del
mintFEIND


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:33:51 [Preview] No.206153 del
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>>206139
>>206143
The rains are here.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:34:02 [Preview] No.206154 del
>>206150
10/10 banner material


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:35:36 [Preview] No.206155 del
>>206153
Took me a while to work out what that was.
I pressed hide by accident


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:36:29 [Preview] No.206156 del
>>206153
PRIME BULGE!!!


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:37:42 [Preview] No.206157 del
I’m not touching his cock


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:37:53 [Preview] No.206158 del
>>206153
Take those pants off we want the underwear bulge shot.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:39:22 [Preview] No.206159 del
>>206150
$20.99 all together


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:39:42 [Preview] No.206160 del
>>206125
You could make 'chicken parma' with the tendies and serve with spaghetti, You could take the sausage meat out of the casings and make a sausage ragu, spiced with garlic, chilli and fennel seed. And you could cook the bacon first to snack on while cooking the other dishes.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:39:56 [Preview] No.206161 del
>>206149
>>206151
This is not how they are meant to be used. They are full of laxatives.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:40:26 [Preview] No.206162 del
>>206150
>fresh lime juice
Next level.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:40:52 [Preview] No.206163 del
>>206153
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:42:20 [Preview] No.206165 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:43:15 [Preview] No.206166 del
>>206165
Far to early.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:48:15 [Preview] No.206167 del
>>206148
>rarely made me really unwell
It is a silly saying when you think about it. It's not like having one beer after downing a litre of vodka will prevent a hangover.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:49:17 [Preview] No.206168 del
Tarantino is sucking toes now.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:52:02 [Preview] No.206169 del
>>206153
I can see the outline of the helmet, you degenerate!

>>206159
That's pretty good. That sort of meal would cost about $13 at me local kebab shop, and that's pick-up.

>>206162
Not only does it add flavour and freshness, but the acid will aid digestion.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 10:56:54 [Preview] No.206170 del
>>206169
>I can see the outline of the helmet, you degenerate!

Pervert.