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NEET General #208 - Blessed by Bulge Edition NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 12:52:32 [Preview] No. 206278
Do you NEETs find that sometimes a blessing will come out of nowhere to light up your life?

Old Thread: >>205270

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 12:53:15 [Preview] No.206280 del
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SA Best A

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 12:58:47 [Preview] No.206286 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:00:01 [Preview] No.206287 del
Who's penis was it?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:00:48 [Preview] No.206288 del
sisterbot is blasting bloody britpop music from her bluetooth speaker.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:00:57 [Preview] No.206289 del
I guessed Shire.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:02:02 [Preview] No.206290 del
going to yell at her to turn it down

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:02:54 [Preview] No.206291 del
I enjoyed Oasis back in the day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gvfgut8nAgw [Embed]

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:03:07 [Preview] No.206292 del
I had an NDIA rep tell me about how he's in Victoria, the restrictions and how everyone must 'do the right thing', then he hung up on me before fixing my proda today.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:03:56 [Preview] No.206293 del
I thought so too, he has a big dick.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:04:43 [Preview] No.206294 del
Take off your bra and dance with her.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:06:07 [Preview] No.206295 del
it's shit.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:06:53 [Preview] No.206296 del
I'm spinning around
Move out of my way
I like it something love it this way
Move out of my way
I know you love it because you like it like it like this

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:07:34 [Preview] No.206297 del
You are entitled to your opinion.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tiqxn3iOmxY [Embed]

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:10:46 [Preview] No.206298 del
I want to drive to pirie that place would be shit and there'd be cars driving about with teenagers and young adults looking for a party that doesn't exist.
Then they'd park by the shore, sort of near the train station and I'd pull up with some KFC or maccas because that's all that's open.
They'd comment on how they think they know me from somewhere and how I'm from out of town...

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:11:43 [Preview] No.206299 del
Is this the start of an erotic story?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:12:45 [Preview] No.206300 del
Has it increased your blood flow to your doodle?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:13:39 [Preview] No.206301 del
🦀🦀🦀 Two weeks until female roommate is gone! 🦀🦀🦀

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:16:40 [Preview] No.206302 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:16:57 [Preview] No.206303 del
Does she still owe you money?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:18:45 [Preview] No.206304 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:19:21 [Preview] No.206305 del
I went off at her when the ScoMo double dole started flowing and she coughed it up.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:19:22 [Preview] No.206306 del
Is there any chance of romance with the new roommate?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:19:40 [Preview] No.206307 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:21:31 [Preview] No.206308 del
Have some big sex with her.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:22:14 [Preview] No.206309 del
Good night noots.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:22:34 [Preview] No.206310 del
Sweet Dreams my beloved

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:23:41 [Preview] No.206311 del
Wild Polar Bear Tries To Break In

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU [Embed]

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:23:58 [Preview] No.206312 del
It might not have been Monaro missing for those few days, it might have been 10k.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:24:09 [Preview] No.206313 del
Well done.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:24:32 [Preview] No.206314 del
A magpie has sort of woken up

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:24:33 [Preview] No.206315 del
Good night

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:24:56 [Preview] No.206316 del
I hear the odd magpie call at odd hours.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:25:39 [Preview] No.206317 del
Poor 10K turned out to be the one who was a bit unhinged about Nuro. That was a surprise.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:29:05 [Preview] No.206318 del
Basedness knows no limits.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:29:39 [Preview] No.206319 del
They love the moon.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:30:26 [Preview] No.206320 del
They are evil birds.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:38:39 [Preview] No.206321 del
Poor old bluedog, he's gone deaf and he is going blind.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:45:30 [Preview] No.206322 del
Nuro's helmet.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 13:45:34 [Preview] No.206323 del
Give him all the love you can.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:19:10 [Preview] No.206324 del
The food stuff I created is a bit too tomatoey, pastary, corny and salty.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:19:51 [Preview] No.206325 del
I gave him a long pat.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:20:29 [Preview] No.206326 del
Where are you all?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:21:08 [Preview] No.206327 del
Having a beer.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:21:50 [Preview] No.206328 del
It's a good food thugh

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:22:41 [Preview] No.206329 del
I made some of the best porn tonight once.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:30:29 [Preview] No.206330 del
Interfacing myself with a socket.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 14:47:00 [Preview] No.206331 del
Going to open another beer.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 16:00:28 [Preview] No.206332 del
hey 10k

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 17:51:30 [Preview] No.206333 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 18:19:19 [Preview] No.206334 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 18:42:18 [Preview] No.206335 del
silverchair is better than nirvana

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 19:17:03 [Preview] No.206336 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 19:25:45 [Preview] No.206337 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:19:18 [Preview] No.206338 del
Morning NEETs.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:26:05 [Preview] No.206339 del
what's the plan?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:29:17 [Preview] No.206340 del
The same thing we do every day NEET, nothing. Yourself?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:35:47 [Preview] No.206341 del
but sometimes interesting things happen
but the immediate future looks boring

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 21:16:17 [Preview] No.206342 del
Good morning, I'm looking forward to a big poo.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 21:22:30 [Preview] No.206343 del

Catboy Kami is doing a stream.
He's so HOT!

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 21:50:21 [Preview] No.206344 del
Another day on earth

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:07:59 [Preview] No.206345 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:08:15 [Preview] No.206346 del
Post it.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:17:33 [Preview] No.206347 del
>to light up your life?
As long as you're moving forward I find you see the bright spots occasionally.

That was nice to watch.

If only.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:19:11 [Preview] No.206348 del
Morning neets. Forgot it was saturday. Too many months of total isolation have made me lose my sense of time.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:26:25 [Preview] No.206349 del
>Prolific bed-wetter bashes and stabs his wife after she tried to make him sleep in the spare bed

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:32:59 [Preview] No.206350 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:33:51 [Preview] No.206351 del
>Militant vegan wearing a cow onesie is mocked and chased away from a McDonald's and KFC by a man waving a chicken drumstick

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:36:54 [Preview] No.206352 del
A kind man
>Revenge is sweet: Fed-up farmer hit by fly-tippers 25 times in a year sets up CCTV to catch latest culprit who left 400 tyres on his land... then dumps them on HIS doorstep

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:37:34 [Preview] No.206353 del
>Fascinating maps show how Sydney has transformed over the past 250 years from a penal colony into a modern metropolis with a population of five million

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:38:44 [Preview] No.206354 del
>Plus-size woman who used to STARVE herself to lose weight proudly flaunts her 300lb frame in bikinis and lingerie - despite being called a 'cow' by trolls who say her size will KILL HER

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:42:50 [Preview] No.206355 del
>Mars from above: NASA shares photos of the Red Planet captured by its Reconnaissance Orbiter to mark the spacecraft's 15th anniversary since launch - including a spectacular shot of an avalanche

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:42:51 [Preview] No.206356 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:42:59 [Preview] No.206357 del
Waiting for Dan to open

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:44:41 [Preview] No.206358 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:45:11 [Preview] No.206359 del
Good Morning NEETs. Just rode 20km up the coast on a customers group ride. Absolute kino Morning. Now I have to ride back. Need to phone the based department.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:45:37 [Preview] No.206360 del
Find Dan while waiting.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:49:34 [Preview] No.206361 del
Good morning Nuro. Were you boys wearing lycra?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:51:23 [Preview] No.206362 del
hello good morning
i made it to motherbot's house

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:51:29 [Preview] No.206363 del
I hope you didnt show those boomers up.
You are a bit of a whipper-snapper at times.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:53:50 [Preview] No.206364 del
That’s fucking based

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:55:37 [Preview] No.206365 del
Good morning, was the home spick and span when you left?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.206366 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:02:44 [Preview] No.206367 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:03:21 [Preview] No.206368 del
I left some dishes and some bottles and didn't clean the toilet.
I will do them tomorrow.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:04:48 [Preview] No.206370 del
>Cool story.. Looked better in 1770

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:05:18 [Preview] No.206371 del
Dan isn't there I have looked before.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:06:11 [Preview] No.206372 del
What's the go for today?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:08:16 [Preview] No.206373 del
He is, go to the bottom right corner then scan the page moving left.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.206374 del
Staying home feeling sick.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:11:47 [Preview] No.206375 del
thats awful.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:25:19 [Preview] No.206376 del
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There is a rule of thumb in biology that all mammals take approx 20 seconds to pee and fully empty the bladder. At 3 pees per day, HEA has spent 20s*3*365*2000 or 43,800,000 seconds of her life peeing. That's 730,000 minutes, 12,166 hours, 506 days, 72 weeks, 18 months or 1.5 years.

She has peed a total of 219,0000 times. With an average bladder capacity of 500ml she has peed 1095000 LITRES of piss, or half an Olympic swimming pool.


NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:28:41 [Preview] No.206377 del
Wank differently

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:29:42 [Preview] No.206378 del
You're fucking lying to me.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:30:34 [Preview] No.206379 del
Have you got some lemon and ginger?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:31:47 [Preview] No.206380 del
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This image is a segment from the bottom right corner of the image. It is not a 1-to-1 image of Dan because of how the image shrinks but he is in there.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:32:31 [Preview] No.206381 del
i now ware he is

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:33:45 [Preview] No.206382 del
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I found him!

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:34:29 [Preview] No.206383 del
An experienced neet maximises his efficiency in the day by phoneposting when doing a pee and/or poo.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:38:22 [Preview] No.206384 del
Getting cloudy.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:39:17 [Preview] No.206385 del
Couldn't find wally, but I did see webber

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:39:49 [Preview] No.206386 del
Doing a woolens wash, you neets got anything to put in?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:40:21 [Preview] No.206387 del
Monk we told you not to take the meth.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:42:05 [Preview] No.206388 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:43:27 [Preview] No.206389 del
You're are lying liar

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:45:22 [Preview] No.206390 del
Cloudy pee can be a sign of kidney disease. You should see a doctor.

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:51:47 [Preview] No.206391 del
Is that when you can get those kidney stones?

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:59:09 [Preview] No.206392 del

NEET 08/14/2020 (Fri) 23:59:26 [Preview] No.206393 del
No, but thank you for asking.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:25:51 [Preview] No.206394 del
Got the termite guy here, I'm in trackies and there are beer bottles everywhere, the place is an absolute pigsty. He will need to go in to the backyard and the lawn is two foot high and there is chicken shit everywhere. Plus I'm hungover and can't be fucked talking to him. I can see the disgust in his eyes.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:28:17 [Preview] No.206395 del
>the place is an absolute pigsty
Don't they go through your whole house?

>the disgust in his eyes.
*the jealousy twinkle in his eyes.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:29:36 [Preview] No.206396 del
Yes, he's walking around the bedrooms that have shit everywhere. He is having troubles with the doors because they're all half fucked.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:35:50 [Preview] No.206397 del
The absolute state of you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:35:52 [Preview] No.206398 del
>the doors because they're all half fucked
It sounds all safe, so he'll be fine. He just wants to check everything to cover his ass with the report.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:36:36 [Preview] No.206399 del
Have you posted pictures of your place on here before? Because I'm started to get curious how bad it truly is.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:36:48 [Preview] No.206400 del
Why do you live like a degenerate?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:43:53 [Preview] No.206401 del
Had to open a tab on my laptop and put the news on it.
I don't want this guy seeing the retarded shit I am looking at.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:45:34 [Preview] No.206402 del
He's probably seen dirty houses lots before. What are you doing to distinguish yourself as a grot?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:45:58 [Preview] No.206403 del
Hauled and fed!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:46:42 [Preview] No.206404 del
eggy weggies n steaky wakums?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:47:03 [Preview] No.206405 del
Needs more grease

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:49:53 [Preview] No.206406 del
I didn't know you felt the shame this deeply. You always put on such a nonchalant front.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:52:08 [Preview] No.206407 del
Needs toast and Worcestershire sauce.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:53:11 [Preview] No.206408 del
Well hauled. Well fed. What is a kumato and how do they taste?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:53:26 [Preview] No.206409 del
The shame cuts deep.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 00:55:03 [Preview] No.206410 del
Nice haul.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:01:45 [Preview] No.206411 del
They key is opening a new windows to hide the other windows with the tabs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:02:09 [Preview] No.206412 del
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I just want him to go away.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:04:06 [Preview] No.206413 del
That breakfast is getting my hungry. I will start seeking out lunch soon.

>Needs toast
I am not him, but I find it can be heavy unless you need to consume it as feed.

>Worcestershire sauce
The whole breakfast or just components of it.

Why didn't he blend it to give it a thicker texture?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.206414 del
That's a lamb chop

It was fine the way it was

"'Kumato' is a trade name given to a patented[1] cultivar of tomato developed in Spain called 'Olmeca', which went by experimental number SX 387" - Last time I had them they were much sweeter than your standard 'gourmet' or 'truss' tomatoes.


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:08:03 [Preview] No.206415 del
You want to have vile hungover wanks.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:08:04 [Preview] No.206416 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:10:35 [Preview] No.206417 del
Needs more Oreo products

>consume it as feed
That makes it sound like we're animals eating at a trough

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:13:42 [Preview] No.206418 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:14:41 [Preview] No.206419 del
Going to go shopping later.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:16:16 [Preview] No.206420 del
if only they knew
then they wouldn't go near you in fear of wiping out the group

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:16:56 [Preview] No.206421 del
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Back from Ride. Lovely Morning.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:17:13 [Preview] No.206422 del
Im cleaning my shed up. Its a monster job. I have shit everywhere goddamn

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:17:14 [Preview] No.206423 del
Some NEETs are though.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:17:58 [Preview] No.206424 del
>mutilated bars

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:18:17 [Preview] No.206425 del
should use the toilet bro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:21:14 [Preview] No.206426 del
>That makes it sound like we're animals eating at a trough
feed = power

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:22:53 [Preview] No.206427 del
they were wearing lycra i ride with bibs under shorts
no they showed me up the whole group rode 120km up from Brisbane yesterday.
what the fuck are you talking about
opinion discarded

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:26:18 [Preview] No.206428 del
>opinion discarded
have fun in head winds and descends faggot

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:27:56 [Preview] No.206429 del
He finally fucked off.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:28:16 [Preview] No.206430 del
Looks pleasant.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:30:28 [Preview] No.206432 del
Good news on the termite front?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:32:21 [Preview] No.206433 del
No new action.
They've eaten all the good wood in the house already.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:34:40 [Preview] No.206434 del
Probably should demolish that house and build a new one.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:36:21 [Preview] No.206435 del
Yeah, I've asked Dad if I can a few times but then he goes on a rant about how things aren't good enough for me or some shit.
He wants me to fix it but it'd cost more to do that than it's worth, part of the foundation is cracked and has sunk a bit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:43:33 [Preview] No.206436 del
I have too much scrotum skin.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:45:15 [Preview] No.206437 del
punch yourself in the nuts until they get bigger and pick up the slack

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:45:23 [Preview] No.206438 del
Post the picture.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:50:49 [Preview] No.206439 del
Took the old moo for a drive up to Port Elliot, Goolwa, and Hindmarsh Island.
Having a pie and a longneck of stout now.
Got some apple turnover thing to share afterward.

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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:51:35 [Preview] No.206441 del
>to share
Make her get her own

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:52:00 [Preview] No.206442 del
No, they were really big.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:54:05 [Preview] No.206443 del
what's my name again

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:54:32 [Preview] No.206444 del
She is going to destroy your toilet.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 01:54:57 [Preview] No.206445 del
yesno ?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:01:19 [Preview] No.206446 del
Why did they stand?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:08:22 [Preview] No.206448 del
Whats the most you ever rode in a day?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:08:48 [Preview] No.206449 del

Shire learn this bit for us. Not the stuff before that because it's a shit song.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:11:49 [Preview] No.206450 del
Let's not begin telling Shire what to do. Or he will leave us.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:12:46 [Preview] No.206451 del
I really like the violin in this.
The way it starts building around 0:30 strongly reminds me of some other song but I don't recall what.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:15:58 [Preview] No.206452 del
he will not
he will do as he is told
or else

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:16:04 [Preview] No.206453 del
Prime Bulge

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:16:06 [Preview] No.206454 del
50km. I could go further but after a certain time i just cant fight the urge to sink some piss.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:17:41 [Preview] No.206455 del
>cant fight the urge to sink some piss.
At which toilet?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:18:12 [Preview] No.206456 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yLWHSJLpSLc [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:19:37 [Preview] No.206457 del
Unrelated but I am pissed off at how many of these fucking city slickers at uni don't understand that piss can be used to mean beer or just grog more generally.
They won't understand phrases like "a night out on the piss", "buy some piss" or "standing around like stale bottles of piss".
I've also noticed it is more common amongst the youth to say someone is "pissed" to mean angry, not drunk. Pissed off has traditionally been used to mean angry but pissed on its own has always meant drunk. Pretty sure it is the Americans that use pissed to mean angry.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:22:15 [Preview] No.206458 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:22:51 [Preview] No.206459 del
>"standing around like stale bottles of piss".
That has another meaning here.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:23:53 [Preview] No.206461 del
Drink them!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:24:36 [Preview] No.206462 del
I like this one better it takes a while to get to its point and does that well.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:25:36 [Preview] No.206463 del
Why does it have the Window's errors message in it?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:26:26 [Preview] No.206464 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:26:43 [Preview] No.206465 del
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No thanks Bear Grylls.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:27:00 [Preview] No.206466 del
I don't know?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:30:33 [Preview] No.206467 del
From 1:15-1:30 you hear the error noise go off several times and it doesn't sound related.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:31:51 [Preview] No.206468 del
I know what you are talking about, but I did not create the video. I only found the song as it was suggested by YouTube when I played the previous song.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:34:53 [Preview] No.206469 del
A beautiful family together moment:
>A primary-school-aged girl playing poker machines and a boy, 16, drinking vodka and playing 22 hands of poker are among children caught on video at Sydney’s Star Casino.
>The girl’s mother evaded security by holding open an exit door as other patrons left the casino.
>She then guided the girl straight on to the main gaming floor where they met up with the girl’s father.
>The family, which was visiting from China on tourist visas, then spent 17 minutes gambling, during which the girl placed her bets on different machines.
>It was only when they were leaving the casino that Star Casino security apprehended them.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:36:56 [Preview] No.206470 del
Effing bogans man.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:37:26 [Preview] No.206471 del




NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:38:55 [Preview] No.206472 del
This shit is normal for ching chongs

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:40:28 [Preview] No.206473 del
Are there many chinks at your course in uni, nuro?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:41:53 [Preview] No.206474 del
Nuro hasn't mentioned that course in ages. He probably dropped out.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:43:27 [Preview] No.206475 del
Failed dismally

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:43:34 [Preview] No.206476 del
He was doing it for cenno purposes so he might've dropped it when he started working at the bike workshop.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:45:33 [Preview] No.206477 del
I witnessed Possum turn an old garlic bread wrapper into a two-pronger once.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:45:34 [Preview] No.206478 del
Does anyone remember the show "Trapped"? Not the shit on the tropical island but the one set in the tower with the trapped kids?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:48:57 [Preview] No.206479 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:53:23 [Preview] No.206480 del
Possum sprayed the most foul smelling shit all over (but not in) the toilet of a maccas and defended his actions saying the employees are paid to clean once

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 02:58:00 [Preview] No.206481 del
fuck that was good
also the show 'amazing'
they used to play wave race, mario kart 64 and cruisn the usa

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:00:35 [Preview] No.206482 del
Made a salad for lunch.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:01:58 [Preview] No.206483 del
with a side of bacon?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:05:47 [Preview] No.206484 del
doin the sex offender shuffle

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:06:30 [Preview] No.206485 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:07:27 [Preview] No.206486 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:10:29 [Preview] No.206487 del
What was it again? Criminal psychology or something.
Learning about anti-social psychopaths probabally got a little too close to home base for him, I imagine.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:10:37 [Preview] No.206488 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBro_H346dI [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:11:33 [Preview] No.206489 del
Thats still pretty good, I'm not sure how I'd go doing 50km.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:13:06 [Preview] No.206490 del
His textbook had the potential for lots of NK memes but he never made them.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:15:08 [Preview] No.206491 del
Off to Coles.
Let me know what you want and I'll make sure I don't accidentally buy it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:16:14 [Preview] No.206492 del
for the record i got hit by that car and broke my rib the week a 60% paper was due after that i was like fuck it.

your vagina is extra salty today luv.....

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:16:37 [Preview] No.206493 del
30kg of mingon. thx

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:16:49 [Preview] No.206494 del
get me a five dollar telstra recharge so i can call my work service provider, ill pay you back next dole day.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.206495 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:26:45 [Preview] No.206496 del
imagine grasping at straws

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:29:30 [Preview] No.206497 del
Spent many an afternoon watching that as a kid. I wonder what became of all the kids that appeared. Were they seen as 'cool' by their peers or shunned as nerds.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:31:58 [Preview] No.206498 del
Nuro was the cool kid on an afternoon TV show once.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:35:38 [Preview] No.206499 del
Fighting urge to make a coffee

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:36:52 [Preview] No.206500 del
Was at Coles this morn. An attractive female (at least a 6) was at the tomatoes (as was I). I motioned towards them a millisecond just before she did and I froze and pulled back after we both made eye contact. Neither of us smiled at each other. I quickly moved to the other end of the veg aisle and that's when I found the Kumatoes that were half price. So at least something good came from that awkward situation.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:37:05 [Preview] No.206501 del
Just give in.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:38:52 [Preview] No.206502 del
(You) are the coffee shill, i will ignore you

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:39:28 [Preview] No.206503 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:42:47 [Preview] No.206504 del
Stay strong NEET, I believe in you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:43:49 [Preview] No.206505 del

This is a torrent for a good darkwave soundtrack.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:44:51 [Preview] No.206506 del
Just finished watching San Andreas, kek forgot it was one of those moofies that are so bad they are funny, at least the Atmos track was excellent.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:48:48 [Preview] No.206507 del
nice i have been a fan of carpenter brut for some time

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:53:36 [Preview] No.206508 del
>tfw i've had girls smile at me and i've smiled at them but never at the same time
i'm too slow witted
the funniest one was after a classical concert there was tea afterwards
the oboe player kept coming up to me and staring at me without smiling and just i stared back

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:57:46 [Preview] No.206509 del
can you get dsp with bipolar

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 03:59:42 [Preview] No.206510 del
If it seriously effects your capacity to work. Yes.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:01:04 [Preview] No.206511 del
These poor NEETs to whom a smile from a stranger means so much.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:04:31 [Preview] No.206512 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:05:19 [Preview] No.206513 del
I think that's part of why I like going grocery shopping. I have a naturally grumpy look on my face but whenever I make eye contact with someone I always make sure to smile at them and hope to get the same in return. The cute cashiers leave me with a bittersweet feeling.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:08:35 [Preview] No.206514 del
You should join a church you will get lots of people being nice to you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:10:14 [Preview] No.206515 del
>just i stared back
With rap.ey eyes?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:25:24 [Preview] No.206516 del
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>the girl that served me at maccas this morning had 3 pins on her cap
that was so cute. too bad about the mask thing

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:29:28 [Preview] No.206517 del
What we have traditionally thought of as being Possum's agony, could very well be Possum's delight.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:32:08 [Preview] No.206518 del
Beer no.2

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:36:29 [Preview] No.206519 del
I'm so desperately lonely

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:44:58 [Preview] No.206520 del
Make that the last one for today.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:45:32 [Preview] No.206521 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:46:34 [Preview] No.206522 del
au/nz 3112

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:47:06 [Preview] No.206523 del
Austria...Australia...same difference.
>The family, which was visiting from China on tourist visas
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a bit of a binge last night, it's not the same when you can't roam out at 1am for a sausage roll and pack of BBQ chips though, can't wait for this lockdown shit to end.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:50:10 [Preview] No.206524 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 04:57:59 [Preview] No.206525 del
I remember being so hyped for this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqocFElidKI [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:06:41 [Preview] No.206526 del
>extra salty

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:08:32 [Preview] No.206527 del
Hello Spergman, I would not want to be wandering around Shitbourne at 1am while drunk.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:08:53 [Preview] No.206528 del
I've got the same form of autism.
I once had a girl ask if I wanted to go to the uni bar and I said no thinking she meant did I want to go there by myself.
I've had several chances like that of getting a gf because I am pretty handsome but I have weapons grade autism which fucks me over.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:09:28 [Preview] No.206529 del
I stalk around joondy at night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:12:26 [Preview] No.206530 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks [Embed]
How the fuck is STILL on youtube.
Holy shit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:18:32 [Preview] No.206531 del
because it is based and unnapilled

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:19:26 [Preview] No.206532 del
>tfw no badarse boong shirt

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:21:57 [Preview] No.206533 del
I might do it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:22:47 [Preview] No.206534 del
>weapons grade autism
I like that term

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:23:41 [Preview] No.206535 del
You better not.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:25:08 [Preview] No.206536 del
Oh shit, I just did it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:31:04 [Preview] No.206538 del
why the fuck did you buy a shitty wii rip off when an actual Wii is about $30

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:31:09 [Preview] No.206539 del
Knock-off gaming console? Give us a review when you can please.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:33:15 [Preview] No.206540 del
Can a NEET please take a photograph of themselves literally fucking a warm cooked mignon, while a handwritten message in shot on a piece of paper says "Imagining this is Nuro, unna".

Thank you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:33:51 [Preview] No.206541 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:37:05 [Preview] No.206542 del
>tfw Thinking about that Pasito can again

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:38:13 [Preview] No.206543 del
>thinking I actually bought it

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:38:47 [Preview] No.206544 del
Now I am too.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:39:35 [Preview] No.206545 del
What other reason would there have been for you to make such a post? It wasn't funny.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:39:43 [Preview] No.206546 del
Surely you're joking?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:40:58 [Preview] No.206547 del
get woolies flavoured mineral water
has like half sugar and tastes good and costs 75 cents

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:41:12 [Preview] No.206548 del
Aren't you a sour cunt.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:47:02 [Preview] No.206549 del
well you did say
>Decided to spoil myself and get this.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:48:00 [Preview] No.206550 del
Yeah, I was just kidding. My bad, I won't make that mistake here again.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:50:03 [Preview] No.206551 del
Surely you're joking?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:53:01 [Preview] No.206552 del
please don't make that mistake as we are all severely autistic

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 05:56:20 [Preview] No.206553 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:00:03 [Preview] No.206554 del
Yes and your point is?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:03:45 [Preview] No.206555 del
i see you're one of the neets he's talking about

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:16:51 [Preview] No.206556 del
Twanged out NEET holes are a given in any society that promotes living a life of excess and vice.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:19:26 [Preview] No.206557 del
Been studying. Going to play some hoi4 to relax for a bit before getting back into it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:25:22 [Preview] No.206558 del
I am indeed retarded but I at least can own up to it

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:32:40 [Preview] No.206559 del
Did you buy an SSD?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:33:45 [Preview] No.206560 del
No, why do you ask?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:35:38 [Preview] No.206561 del
was very drunk at the bottle-o yesterday and grabbed a bottle of wine after buying a 6 pack of beer. i don't know why i did it but i feel bad

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:42:34 [Preview] No.206562 del
Around were I live it's not too bad an I keep my wits about me, I wouldn't wander alone around the CBD at that time though.
I wouldn't do that.
Because it's a piece of Australian history.
Might go to the bottle shop soon.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:48:58 [Preview] No.206563 del
just don't be too much trouble for your handler

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:51:54 [Preview] No.206564 del
The NEET board is my handler

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:54:50 [Preview] No.206565 del
because abos don't use the internet

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 06:56:37 [Preview] No.206566 del
They probably would if this cunt got off the phone.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:08:54 [Preview] No.206567 del
Evening lads

Is anyone farming their own shit? Im about to set up a monster hydro rig in my backyard for (legit) high output of tomatoes, capsicums and and cucumbers to start.

If i wanted to obtain medicine plants, where do you even begin with that shit? Wish I paid more attention to nature

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:11:07 [Preview] No.206568 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:14:30 [Preview] No.206569 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:16:54 [Preview] No.206570 del
Weed, tobacco and dildos?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:18:17 [Preview] No.206571 del
Might get some tsingtaos and order some Indian

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:23:05 [Preview] No.206572 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:50:21 [Preview] No.206573 del
Pickled some jalapeno for nachos/tacos and red onion for whatever.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:52:40 [Preview] No.206574 del
A Nicely Pickled NEET

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:54:32 [Preview] No.206575 del
Thought you were the same person who mentioned getting one from umart a few days back.


>Might go to the bottle shop soon
In the mood for another big binge?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.206578 del
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I bought some Tsingtao and some of this at the bottle shop
Very nice.
>In the mood for another big binge?
Nah didn't buy that much piss
Saw what looked like a drug deal outside the bottle shop.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:06:22 [Preview] No.206579 del
imagine being a cider drinker

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:08:24 [Preview] No.206581 del
> I am pretty handsome
You've said this a few too many times.
I don't believe you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:09:05 [Preview] No.206582 del
he needs to post his face bulge

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:09:30 [Preview] No.206583 del
It's been pretty slow around here the past few days.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:10:23 [Preview] No.206584 del
Don't care, it's cheaper and stronger than beer.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:10:34 [Preview] No.206585 del
I doubt it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:11:33 [Preview] No.206587 del
I miss 10K

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.206588 del
Do you mean you knocked it off?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:11:51 [Preview] No.206589 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:12:09 [Preview] No.206590 del
your spergout got 10k banned

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:12:24 [Preview] No.206591 del
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Fat little lamb is perfectly acceptable for a neet with little money and even less taste.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:13:05 [Preview] No.206592 del
This is actually based.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:13:06 [Preview] No.206593 del
I have no idea but I demand update photos.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:13:49 [Preview] No.206595 del
Good stuff.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:15:56 [Preview] No.206596 del
i have never seen that stocked anywhere

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:22:24 [Preview] No.206597 del
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I dislike the contract between the pics and the text colour.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:23:13 [Preview] No.206598 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:23:46 [Preview] No.206599 del
Maybe it's not legally binding.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:24:14 [Preview] No.206600 del
That's because you're a retard with AIDS.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:24:27 [Preview] No.206601 del
Well I'm obviously not going to post a photo of myself.
I've had girls approach me before and frequently have girls track me with their eyes and smile as I walk past.
I might not be a 10/10 stunner but I think I would find a decent looking gf pretty easily and quickly if I wasn't lord of the spergs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:24:48 [Preview] No.206602 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:25:09 [Preview] No.206603 del
I've been saving myself for you nuro-senpaii.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:26:10 [Preview] No.206605 del
It's all about confidence brah

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:26:46 [Preview] No.206606 del
white dog

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:28:53 [Preview] No.206607 del
Chink chicks used to talk to me back when I was thin until they found out I was poor and spergy. If I could resign my executive status, maybe it would happen again.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:29:07 [Preview] No.206608 del
There used to be a partial boong on kotchan.org but it is dead it seems.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:30:10 [Preview] No.206609 del
i dislike your shitty banners they are fucking shit and now one asked for them

sounds like you have a case of being shitty and unbased.

sorry im taken

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:30:38 [Preview] No.206610 del
> now one

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:30:49 [Preview] No.206611 del
Hmmmmmm, despite the abundance of chinks at uni I've never had one of them approach me although I did have one ask me what I was doing afterwards during a tutorial.
It is mostly just curries and local whites that do it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:31:37 [Preview] No.206612 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:33:11 [Preview] No.206613 del
Hmm, my heart disease seems to have settled down after I actually consumed some fruit and vegetables in the form of a smoothie. This is worrying. What if I have to eat more of them?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:33:21 [Preview] No.206614 del
My uni has a decent amount of New Guineans.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:33:54 [Preview] No.206615 del
how does it feel to be the consistently the worst poster on this board you pindick bugman ?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:34:08 [Preview] No.206616 del
What do they look like? Are they basically just boongs?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:34:20 [Preview] No.206617 del
I bought a punnet of strawberries today. They were pretty nice.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:35:52 [Preview] No.206618 del
I mean, there's clear physical similarities, but they conduct themselves a lot better. Obviously only the better ones end up coming over here for scholarships though.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:36:14 [Preview] No.206619 del
Oh shut up, you've been a blight on this board ever since you showed up.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:36:18 [Preview] No.206620 del
(you)'d only once, not for my pleasure!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:36:27 [Preview] No.206621 del
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> I actually consumed some fruit and vegetables
Made me the Boong I am

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:36:30 [Preview] No.206622 del
if only you knew how bad things really are

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:36:48 [Preview] No.206623 del
i hope you crash your lancia into a tree and are rendered a quad

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:37:12 [Preview] No.206624 del
I guess they couldn't be worse.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:37:24 [Preview] No.206625 del
Thanks, the only thing I've pickled before is cucumber which turned out pretty good.

Thank you, kind Banner-making-NEET

Being poor is what turned them off

>now one asked for them
That's what makes them great, the spontaneity. Now kindly off yourself.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:37:55 [Preview] No.206626 del
I hope for this too.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.206627 del
Tax time motherfucker

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:38:31 [Preview] No.206628 del
Well we certain aren't getting the cannibal New Guineans here, or they're doing a damn good job of keeping things quiet lol.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:39:20 [Preview] No.206629 del
You won't take my wanks you bastard!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:40:20 [Preview] No.206630 del
You gotta eat them at room temp though

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:40:31 [Preview] No.206631 del
It has occurred to me before that a serial killer in this country could bump off many boongs without being detected. Like we could easily have had one with a triple digit kill count and the cops probably wouldn't even suspect that he was out there.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:41:27 [Preview] No.206632 del
Poor fella, having to resort to such low grade meat like that.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:43:05 [Preview] No.206633 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:43:21 [Preview] No.206634 del
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haha seeethe harder faggots also have a CURSE

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:43:44 [Preview] No.206635 del
Nuro has a way with words

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.206636 del
Thank you for posting your pickled goods.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.206637 del
M8 they don't count. It'd be like calling yourself a millionaire just because you had monopoly money.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:45:40 [Preview] No.206638 del
the same three or four

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:46:59 [Preview] No.206639 del
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How social are you these days neets? I haven't interacted in person with anyone for a long time. All I have is ausneets, plus my family members occassionaly call for an awkward conversation.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:48:05 [Preview] No.206640 del
I scowl at the ching chongs next door sometimes, other than that I shitpost.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.206641 del
The board name should be /nuro/ instead of /ausneets/

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:49:23 [Preview] No.206642 del

The sound of the rap.e dwarfs cock slamming the floor as he rides up the stairs can be described as many things, but silent isn't one of them. Grab the dullest weapon you have, anon. Because if you fail, you know how it will be turned on you. Or should I say, in you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:49:40 [Preview] No.206643 del
I go grocery shopping every few days and say hello to the cashiers, does that count?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:50:28 [Preview] No.206644 del
Will do
Extremely. Im a plumber and industrial abseiler and I am tight as fuck with my community. We're all still very social. We help each other out all the time.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:50:29 [Preview] No.206645 del
imagine correcting peoples imperfect punctuation on some disabled alcoholic abbo support group at the the ends of the internet.....

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:51:49 [Preview] No.206646 del
Imagine getting triggered over it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:52:10 [Preview] No.206647 del
Fuark. Those pricks took three and a half grand in tax. Fukn bushfire levy more like bullshit levy

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:52:24 [Preview] No.206648 del
u mad ? yep he mad

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:52:37 [Preview] No.206649 del
>I am tight as fuck with my community
I dream of this. I'm still in the process of unfucking myself due to my shut in years.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:53:26 [Preview] No.206650 del
Gotta pay for the ragheads abos and gooks somehow

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:54:21 [Preview] No.206651 del
ITT: Words nobody uses anymore

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:54:35 [Preview] No.206652 del
just get out there, help kids. They need the guidance and help the most actually.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:56:02 [Preview] No.206653 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:56:26 [Preview] No.206654 del
Very well done. They look great.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:56:31 [Preview] No.206655 del
fuck this shit. its like ten percent of my fukn wage. This boomer accountant was bragging how his rich clients pay under 5%.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:57:17 [Preview] No.206656 del
I once said 'hello' to a Coles employee at the self-serve checkouts.


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:57:46 [Preview] No.206657 del
That's actually something I'd really like to do. I'd like to get into a position where I can help kids that were like me and at risk of turning into a shut in NEET.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:57:50 [Preview] No.206658 del
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i am going to draw a bath and put some magnesium salts in and have a spliff and chill some with some music

in the space of me getting up and simply turning on the tapsa i am going to completely forget you exist you sad little man

also que the inevitable lame impersonator

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:04 [Preview] No.206659 del
Well bannered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:19 [Preview] No.206660 del
>Will do

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.206661 del
Post bulge.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.206662 del
I don't care about your stupid curses you fag.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:46 [Preview] No.206663 del
Sounds like your employer wasn't taking enough tax out.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:58:52 [Preview] No.206664 del
Much better than the bike ones.
Has the BO added them yet?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.206665 del
That wojak has two elbows on his right arm.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:23 [Preview] No.206666 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:38 [Preview] No.206667 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:49 [Preview] No.206668 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:52 [Preview] No.206669 del
He's a special Wojack.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 08:59:57 [Preview] No.206670 del
>i dislike your shitty banners
A real nasty remark.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:00:02 [Preview] No.206671 del
Outside of work, I don't really like taking to people.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:00:32 [Preview] No.206672 del
I like them.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:01:08 [Preview] No.206673 del
Extremely well bannered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:01:17 [Preview] No.206674 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:02:00 [Preview] No.206675 del
Yeah, you're definitely not triggered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:02:25 [Preview] No.206676 del
I hope you got one of those rad flames on the side.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.206677 del
jesus christ nuro are you trying to demoralise that neet to kill himself ? i hope it works im sick of his shit too

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:03:13 [Preview] No.206678 del
We have an awfully interesting collection of them at the moment

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:03:21 [Preview] No.206679 del
I just woke up from a three hour afternoon nap.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:03:30 [Preview] No.206680 del
Wow neet, thats not very nice making fun of someone with a disability.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:03:39 [Preview] No.206681 del
I mean awfully as wide and different, not bad.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.206682 del
This is so obviously a nuro post.
I fucking LOVE it.
Keep samefagging m8.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:05:43 [Preview] No.206683 del
Bad. I stutter and mix words up more often.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:05:46 [Preview] No.206684 del
One might call him a... nasty NEET.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:05:59 [Preview] No.206685 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:11:27 [Preview] No.206686 del
Got a hole in my sock.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:11:42 [Preview] No.206687 del
I keep putting my finger in it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:12:25 [Preview] No.206688 del
Fugg. I am getting .1% Interest from my bank savings

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:12:39 [Preview] No.206689 del
I like to imagine these are two different NEETs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:13:38 [Preview] No.206690 del
core inflation rate is 1.2% i'm haemmorhaging money

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:14:49 [Preview] No.206691 del
imagine having savings

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:15:06 [Preview] No.206692 del
I bet he is wanking in the bath as he thinks about me.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:15:20 [Preview] No.206693 del
Find a new account that offers a better rate or approach the bank to ask them to increase the rate.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:16:02 [Preview] No.206694 del
You can be the other NEET

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:16:13 [Preview] No.206695 del
owing to the fact that you would be a fool to have money in a saver's account. I might be the only cunt in australia to actually have savings.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:16:19 [Preview] No.206696 del
Spent my last 500 on a used computer to finally back into farty spacemans and do a podcast

Fuck it why not

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:16:39 [Preview] No.206697 del
I've only ever used a savers account.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:16:42 [Preview] No.206698 del
i bet he is posting on 4chan too

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:18:14 [Preview] No.206699 del
Will we be able to hear the podcast?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:19:15 [Preview] No.206700 del
I've got 11k just sitting in my savings account. I should at least put it into term deposit or something but I don't know what to do.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:19:19 [Preview] No.206701 del
>do a podcast
why would anyone want to listen to you ?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:19:19 [Preview] No.206702 del
When rate is equal or greater than inflation and you don't want to invest elsewhere it is alright.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.206703 del
far less than inflation. i'm loosing hundreds of dollars a year

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:20:58 [Preview] No.206704 del
they want to know what abject failure sounds like

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:21:44 [Preview] No.206705 del
indubitably well bantered

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:22:31 [Preview] No.206706 del
You, this board used to be a nice place and still can be when you aren't around to hurl insults at NEETs who haven't done a thing to slight anybody and engage in incessant narcissism.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:22:50 [Preview] No.206707 del
Approach the teller at your local bank or ring them can ask them if they can increase. I got them to increase it by 1% with very little negotiation from a teller for a year as bonus interest.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:23:56 [Preview] No.206708 del
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REEEEEE Every cunt has borrowed money at practically zero intrest rate, gambled it on the markets, is gonna crash the economy and make me even more poor.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:24:19 [Preview] No.206709 del
Someone else used the Nuro flag later today.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:24:23 [Preview] No.206710 del
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I have many accounts you can invest in NEET

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:24:34 [Preview] No.206711 del
You survive 7.5 months of 2020 with its pandemics and bushfires and end of days, only to be killed by a fish.


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:24:51 [Preview] No.206712 del
It wouldn't take long till you found me, im sure. I plan to get it going bit by bit, sustainably. I want that sit down money.

Its lonely at the bottom, I know.
You don't have to be so judgemental, NEET. I've had some experiences in life that some would find unique. You'll have to wait and see.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:25:08 [Preview] No.206713 del
yeah I might do that. i might spend tonight looking for a better bank

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:25:08 [Preview] No.206714 del
What's stopping you from doing the same?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:27:26 [Preview] No.206715 del
Don't buy it, I'm sick of other NEETs going along with his bullshit and making excuses for him, it's plain to see that there's a double standard on here were Nuro can do whatever the fuck he wants and the rules, written and unwritten don't apply to him like they do to everyone else.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:27:37 [Preview] No.206716 del
We still have China buying iron ore off us for the next year and two as a large percentage of their import needs. We'll fine for a year or two until other countries like Brazil take that share off us and we'll start to slow down.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.206717 del
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>this board used to be a nice place

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:27:51 [Preview] No.206718 del
i believe there will be an epic crash across all markets, I despise gambling.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:29:37 [Preview] No.206719 del
It's can never be Nuro...

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:29:50 [Preview] No.206720 del
Back in 2018 it was, but you weren't around to see it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:31:07 [Preview] No.206721 del
you know nothing, china has massive stockpiles of iron ore, they never buy or produce to demand. they invest and produce for political capital and nepotism. china's economy is a gigantic facade. you know nothing more than what they tell you. admit you know nothing.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:33:15 [Preview] No.206722 del
Well Nuro must have changed his IP address between posts because there were two distinct IP hashes using the same flag.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:36:32 [Preview] No.206723 del
China is/has upgrading its ports to be able to take even large shipments of iron ore from Brazil and Africa:

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:36:41 [Preview] No.206724 del
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if you get promoted as a garbageman enough times in New York City you get to dress like a fake general

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:36:49 [Preview] No.206725 del
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Dude i know you have a gigantic hate boner for nuro but be honest. Everything changed here because of Tarrantualla and the NZ shootings and the Nuking of 8chan and then resulting mismanagement by Jim and Ron and then the countless forced migrations since.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:36:58 [Preview] No.206726 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:37:04 [Preview] No.206727 del
I knew my boy Nuro was innocent. He is a saint.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:37:41 [Preview] No.206728 del
Can we turn off all flags for a while?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.206729 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:38:12 [Preview] No.206730 del
The termite guy took a pic of the front of the property, looks like squalor.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:38:22 [Preview] No.206731 del
Giving someone a medal is a cheaper alternative to paying them more.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:38:34 [Preview] No.206732 del
kek. seppos are funny as

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:38:39 [Preview] No.206733 del
so americans like nuro are stupid

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:39:08 [Preview] No.206734 del
Commander of the AboWaffen division.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:39:13 [Preview] No.206735 del
I am not confirming or denying it.

We'll see.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:39:26 [Preview] No.206736 del
How come nuro isn't?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:40:06 [Preview] No.206737 del
Nuro showed up a month before all that and all his bullshit started then, don't try to shift the blame away from him, poster who totally isn't Nuro with the flag off.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:40:11 [Preview] No.206738 del
That would be nice.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:40:25 [Preview] No.206739 del
Mow it!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:40:41 [Preview] No.206740 del
Nuro was born and raised here, yesno?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:40:47 [Preview] No.206741 del
kek, a 4 star garbo

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:42:10 [Preview] No.206742 del
You know that's a glove right?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.206743 del
Mow that lawn tomorrow.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:42:47 [Preview] No.206744 del
Graduate at the top of his collection.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:43:40 [Preview] No.206745 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:43:47 [Preview] No.206746 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:44:34 [Preview] No.206747 del
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This cringey bank will give me 15 times more interest than the faggot commonwealth

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:44:39 [Preview] No.206748 del
different neet here, for some people doing something simple like that is impossible

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:46:01 [Preview] No.206749 del
They often take one day to transfer money to and from. If you need it urgently it won't be available unless you use their cards meaning you'll have to open another account.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:46:27 [Preview] No.206750 del
Time to change banks m8

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:47:31 [Preview] No.206751 del
Channel your inner boomer. Imagine the first sip and you'll be fine.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:47:53 [Preview] No.206752 del
Probably to show his workmates

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:48:28 [Preview] No.206753 del
i have exactly the same setup with the commonwealth jews.
also that lefty cuck friendlyjordies was shilling these cunts so they must be vegan or some shit which is what i want in a bank, i think

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:55:00 [Preview] No.206754 del
You can get 1.65% interest with Orange Everyday at ING, and they will refund all atm fees and all overseas transaction fees.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:55:09 [Preview] No.206755 del
Pretty sure that ME is actually a credit union.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:56:47 [Preview] No.206756 del
They're linked to the unions which is probably why friendlyjordie likes them.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:58:17 [Preview] No.206757 del
Still thinking about last night's bulge. Absolutely prime.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:59:12 [Preview] No.206758 del
having a lemon lime and bitters

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 09:59:59 [Preview] No.206759 del
I too have been thinking about helmets and 10/10 NEETs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:00:28 [Preview] No.206760 del
(You) earned it!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:00:44 [Preview] No.206761 del
Shire > 10K > Me

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:03:41 [Preview] No.206763 del
Below 10K? Strewth I am sorry to hear that mate.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:05:33 [Preview] No.206764 del
Farkin' oath! Ya woit cunts should be doin' the same 'ere!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:06:20 [Preview] No.206765 del
This is good. It will lead to white home owners hopefully shooting blacks.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:07:08 [Preview] No.206766 del
I know where there's a sheet of tin down in the creek that you can have.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:08:01 [Preview] No.206767 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:08:50 [Preview] No.206768 del
You sound like a positive and hopeful young man.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:10:09 [Preview] No.206769 del
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Our land UNNA

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:11:51 [Preview] No.206770 del
Where I lie down is my home

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:12:25 [Preview] No.206771 del
That's a line from a Metallica song.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:13:33 [Preview] No.206772 del
Those farkin whoite dogs stole the words out of our mouths UNNA

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:14:08 [Preview] No.206773 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:14:12 [Preview] No.206774 del
Straight out the arse.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:15:57 [Preview] No.206775 del
Can you imagine white people ever protesting about black violence? It is literally unthinkable.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:16:19 [Preview] No.206776 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:17:22 [Preview] No.206777 del
For a Dubai Porta Potty it's straight onto the chest.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:18:40 [Preview] No.206778 del
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What's the vilest thing you've ever done, neets?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:20:11 [Preview] No.206779 del
Posted here.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:21:32 [Preview] No.206780 del
So honest question here. Why is the Nuro antagonist always anonymous ? I mean nuro literally paints a target on his back in a kind of based way yet the antagonist hides in the shadows. What is he afraid off ? or is simply a jew who likes to subvert and destabilize this board ?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:22:19 [Preview] No.206781 del
I saw a video of a White Black Lives Matter protester yelling at an African today. Telling her she doesn't care for black lives.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:22:59 [Preview] No.206782 del
Probably the latter.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:23:05 [Preview] No.206783 del
Well bantered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:24:13 [Preview] No.206784 del
He is a mentally ill Jew I think.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:24:43 [Preview] No.206785 del
In high school I once had explosive diarrhoea over a toilet and most of the back part of stall. I wiped and walked away from it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:25:26 [Preview] No.206786 del
it's not just one person

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:25:57 [Preview] No.206787 del
Went to HJ's. Ordered a pulled angus, in a hunger tamer, with an iced coffee, with a chicken royale, plus an extra $1 chips and a chicken royale.
Ended up getting a pulled angus in a hunger tamer with an iced coffee, they gave me a cheeseburger instead, then a chicken royale in a meal.
This is not what I ordered.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:25:57 [Preview] No.206788 del
I once spent several weeks loitering late at night around Joondalups KFC skip bin in the hope of being cuddled by you know who.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:26:33 [Preview] No.206789 del
It's probably just 10k drama-queening to compensate for his lack of girth. Just one of ausneet's cute little quirks. Ignore them.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:26:37 [Preview] No.206790 del
It is gravel, with weeds everywhere.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:26:54 [Preview] No.206791 del
Valid point

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:26:56 [Preview] No.206792 del
I think he is afraid and a Jew and subversive.

Oh yeah add mentally ill to that list.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:27:03 [Preview] No.206793 del
The back needs it but I don't think I will this weekend.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:27:41 [Preview] No.206794 del
Still in a savings account?
Can you still access it without a fee?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:27:46 [Preview] No.206795 del
He must have been busy.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.206796 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:28:10 [Preview] No.206797 del
I hate doing the front yard, cunts walking past with their dogs and smiling.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:28:39 [Preview] No.206798 del
It was on the invoice, I guess to prove that he was there or something.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.206799 del
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No Monaro its just one person and all your split personalities.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:28:53 [Preview] No.206800 del
Spray them with the round up to.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:29:41 [Preview] No.206801 del
I thought I recognised it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:29:47 [Preview] No.206802 del
Monaro, 10K, NoFun, who else?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:31:56 [Preview] No.206803 del
10k hating nuro was one of the most recent Jewish tricks.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:32:53 [Preview] No.206804 del
Its actually nuro who attacks himself anonymously so he then he can blame incense NEETs and attack them. Its all a big false flag.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:33:05 [Preview] No.206805 del
Who will it be next season?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:34:30 [Preview] No.206806 del
I'm forced to interact with people at the wage. Other than that, I'm at home playing with my NEET twinkie all by myself.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:34:48 [Preview] No.206807 del
This is an anonymous website, unlike Facebook or Reddit, where you and Nuro belong.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:34:55 [Preview] No.206808 del
It'll kill the roses.

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i honestly think nuro got schooled in jewish subversion by witnessing all the dirty tricks played on this board

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:35:44 [Preview] No.206810 del
Don't spray the roses then.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:35:59 [Preview] No.206811 del
Fish must apologise NOW

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:36:08 [Preview] No.206812 del
yeah i know my pattern by now. I never touch the primary and usually put my tax return in there.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:36:20 [Preview] No.206813 del
Disappointed that they couldn't get my order right, Monaro got the chicken royale and then gave it to bluedog.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:36:43 [Preview] No.206814 del
Honestly sick of you lot giving Nuro any kind of positve attention, I know it's ironic but it's not helping the board as a whole by pumping up his ego to even more ridiculous proportions.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:37:52 [Preview] No.206815 del
I get 1.60% p.a.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:38:07 [Preview] No.206816 del
You're all as bad as each other at this point. I am too now for chiming in with this.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:38:44 [Preview] No.206817 del
If I wasn't renting I'd burn all the grass on the property. What's beyond that is technically the local council's problem (ie they should be maintaining it)

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.206818 del
I get 10 cents every now and again. In a few centuries I'll be a rich NEET.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:41:39 [Preview] No.206819 del
>his is an anonymous website, unlike Facebook or Reddit, where you and Nuro belong

This. This right here just proves how royally stupid and misguided you are.

Having a handle =/= broadcasting your real name, phone number and address and particulars to the internet.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:42:34 [Preview] No.206820 del
at least he posts some entertain OC unlike yourself you lazy faggot

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:43:05 [Preview] No.206821 del
And so this shit begins again. Good night everyone.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:44:13 [Preview] No.206822 del
hello nuro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:44:20 [Preview] No.206823 del
you questioned him its all your fault you dumb nigger

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:44:31 [Preview] No.206824 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:45:08 [Preview] No.206825 del
I earned $28.26 in interest last month from my savings

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:45:33 [Preview] No.206826 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:45:50 [Preview] No.206827 del
why are you lashing out at that neet?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:46:57 [Preview] No.206828 del
Turn your flag on, Nurostein.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:47:11 [Preview] No.206829 del
The idea with imageboards is that one can post on them without any names, handles or avatars unlike say a web forum, near total anonymity.
A picture of the beach or some gopro footage of a bike doesn't make up for being a cunt to random NEETs for no good reason then crying like a little bitch when people do the same do you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:47:24 [Preview] No.206830 del
Look at it while wanking to assert your dominance.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:48:21 [Preview] No.206831 del
nite neet

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:48:27 [Preview] No.206832 del
I once saw Possum brandish a three-pronger

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:49:20 [Preview] No.206833 del
This picture is anatomically incorrect.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:49:45 [Preview] No.206834 del
Higher the risk, greater the reward.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:49:46 [Preview] No.206835 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:50:43 [Preview] No.206836 del
Possum whipped me with a 15 amp extension cord once.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:52:17 [Preview] No.206837 del
I bet you were begging for him to use an iron bar the whole time, you slut.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:52:30 [Preview] No.206838 del
And you loved every second of it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:53:00 [Preview] No.206840 del
(7.29 KB 211x238 download (4).png)

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:53:53 [Preview] No.206841 del
Possum measured the Ohms between my nipples with a Fluke multimeter and shook his head disappointedly once.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:54:17 [Preview] No.206842 del
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what the fuck is this NEETs? somehow this is worth over 50K as a blockchain art piece.
yet i can screenshot it and post it here?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:55:13 [Preview] No.206843 del
anonymintiy was never the point with ausneets
even britpol is not anonymous

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:58:19 [Preview] No.206844 del
You didn't actually screenshot it, it just looks like you did.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:58:51 [Preview] No.206845 del
Did he plug it in your socket afterwards?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:59:12 [Preview] No.206846 del
it just lashes out at nuro because it has no persona and has nothing of value to post

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:59:19 [Preview] No.206847 del
Possum used a Van der Graaf generator to make my hair stand on end once.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:59:43 [Preview] No.206848 del
You brought much shame.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 10:59:50 [Preview] No.206849 del
You're abusing the system.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:00:01 [Preview] No.206850 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:00:45 [Preview] No.206851 del
He used it to connect my testes to a variac and slowly increased the voltage.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:00:50 [Preview] No.206852 del
This is blaringly obvious.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:01:51 [Preview] No.206853 del
I lash out at Nuro because he is a piece of shit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:02:28 [Preview] No.206854 del
yeah its just degenerate pepexploitation

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:02:45 [Preview] No.206855 del
A picture of a bicycle is 'entertaining OC' to you...

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:03:02 [Preview] No.206856 del
I give nuro shit because he likes it

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:03:20 [Preview] No.206857 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:03:25 [Preview] No.206858 del
*ahem* a Based piece of shit

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:04:41 [Preview] No.206859 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:05:39 [Preview] No.206860 del
hello nuro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:05:49 [Preview] No.206861 del
Nice OC.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:06:23 [Preview] No.206862 del
>no audio

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:07:19 [Preview] No.206863 del
Even with no flag we know it's you just samefagging to pretend that there's more people than there actually are that put up with your shit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:07:52 [Preview] No.206864 del
well it was for 4chan after all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:08:50 [Preview] No.206865 del
he forgot to put his flag back on for his actual nuro post

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:09:37 [Preview] No.206866 del
Go back there and don't return.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:11:32 [Preview] No.206867 del
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> reeeeeee this place is meant to be anonymous !
> reeeeee nuro use your flag !

Ladies and Gentleman this dumb nigger just lost the game. Hand in your Neet card. Dont come back.


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:12:49 [Preview] No.206868 del
Holy motherfucking Based

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:14:32 [Preview] No.206869 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:14:48 [Preview] No.206870 del
>tfw severely drunk

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:15:28 [Preview] No.206871 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rMtWEdfPIS4 [Embed]


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:15:34 [Preview] No.206872 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:16:01 [Preview] No.206873 del
What a based post!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:16:07 [Preview] No.206874 del
Have a wank

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:16:12 [Preview] No.206875 del
I'm disappointed in you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:16:56 [Preview] No.206876 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:17:12 [Preview] No.206877 del
Gook night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:17:40 [Preview] No.206878 del
Yeah. I have broached the subject of getting on the Heineken zeros with my mate. It tastes close to the real thing apparently.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:17:57 [Preview] No.206879 del
Based post, based gif, based Nuro. 💯💯💯

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:18:09 [Preview] No.206880 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:18:15 [Preview] No.206881 del
Ahhh. You nearly got me there.... Thats a gook manlet yesno?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:18:29 [Preview] No.206882 del
Just drink water. It is all a NEET needs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:18:55 [Preview] No.206883 del
you're prefer that

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:18:56 [Preview] No.206884 del
Hahaha, knew it all along, also:
>Hand in your Neet card. Dont come back.
Make me you fag.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:19:16 [Preview] No.206885 del
A gook to conclude the night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:19:52 [Preview] No.206886 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:20:34 [Preview] No.206887 del
Good night NEET

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:23:09 [Preview] No.206888 del
The rains are here. Perfect time to go to sleep.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:23:15 [Preview] No.206889 del
There will have to be a compromise. I love carbonated beverages.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:23:47 [Preview] No.206890 del
Goodnight mate

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:23:54 [Preview] No.206891 del
Have a soda water

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:24:06 [Preview] No.206892 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:24:12 [Preview] No.206893 del
Start drinking the cheap soda water with just a twist of fruit flavour.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:24:23 [Preview] No.206894 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:24:42 [Preview] No.206895 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:24:48 [Preview] No.206896 del
Good night to you too

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:25:41 [Preview] No.206897 del
Cock shock.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:26:06 [Preview] No.206898 del
All or nothin'

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:26:50 [Preview] No.206899 del
With half a shot of vodka?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:27:56 [Preview] No.206900 del
Try this. I love this shit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:29:18 [Preview] No.206901 del
Does it come in sugar free?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:29:24 [Preview] No.206902 del
Does it have any taste?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:29:50 [Preview] No.206903 del
Real Monsters.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:30:01 [Preview] No.206904 del
Large currents passing through my penis!

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:31:01 [Preview] No.206905 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:31:17 [Preview] No.206906 del
It certainly does.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:31:38 [Preview] No.206907 del
This is pretty nice but has a ton of sugar, I drink the diet one when I feel like soft drinks or beer but don't want to drink either.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:32:25 [Preview] No.206908 del
I once went for a sip of tonic water thinking it was the same thing as soda water.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:33:54 [Preview] No.206909 del
What does it taste of?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:37:13 [Preview] No.206910 del
Very bitter, it was quinine in it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:37:51 [Preview] No.206911 del
A Digital Museum of Plugs and Sockets.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:44:12 [Preview] No.206912 del
We haven’t really been giving poor webby much attention lately

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:44:50 [Preview] No.206913 del
The Dutch love this kind of autistic stuff.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:45:52 [Preview] No.206914 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:47:04 [Preview] No.206915 del
He is with his mummy

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:48:00 [Preview] No.206916 del
the trick was to starve him untill he ponied up $$$ for a new Britney Amber Shoutout

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:49:17 [Preview] No.206917 del
negative neet lore.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:57:03 [Preview] No.206918 del
I want to know what love is.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 11:57:33 [Preview] No.206919 del
I want you to show me

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:00:25 [Preview] No.206920 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:02:41 [Preview] No.206921 del
Good on OP for making that topical bulge Pepe for the OP. Good effort.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:04:18 [Preview] No.206922 del
It's NEETs like him that keep the roof over our heads and slippers on our tootsies.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:12:08 [Preview] No.206923 del
Very sensual.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:12:31 [Preview] No.206924 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:14:43 [Preview] No.206925 del
Now the narkyNEETs have gone to bed, do you want to put your fingers in the hole in my sock?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:15:03 [Preview] No.206926 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y2by810nulE [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:18:21 [Preview] No.206927 del
I want bulge.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:19:52 [Preview] No.206928 del
You need to work on your foreplay.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:20:27 [Preview] No.206929 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uO4lvUHr-r0 [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:21:25 [Preview] No.206930 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:21:44 [Preview] No.206931 del
What is that?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:22:22 [Preview] No.206932 del
Standing on the outside looking is my favourite chisel song.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:30:19 [Preview] No.206933 del
Beers and few cones got me feeling based. Is this how nuro feels 24/7?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:30:49 [Preview] No.206934 del
Flame trees is a tune and a half.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:31:33 [Preview] No.206935 del
I think so.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:32:10 [Preview] No.206936 del
>few cones
They are increasing.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:37:27 [Preview] No.206937 del
The reason you're no longer invited into The Council meetings until half way through.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 12:47:22 [Preview] No.206938 del
fuck, but ey you got us huh? not so bad

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:04:23 [Preview] No.206939 del
I'm stretching my sock hole so you can all feel welcome.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:07:17 [Preview] No.206940 del
cut off the other end for us

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:08:25 [Preview] No.206941 del
Even together, your girth isn't enough.
You are getting greedy and will ruin it for everyone.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:11:38 [Preview] No.206942 del
True. You boys will stop me ending up in the sperg house. My safety net.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:14:14 [Preview] No.206943 del
There's always room in the sock for one more

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:26:55 [Preview] No.206944 del
There is but you're all complaining about the breadth, it's better for all if you take turns.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:27:08 [Preview] No.206945 del
Koala gets kicked out of a tree and cries.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 13:49:35 [Preview] No.206946 del
Is there room for a prong or two?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:06:48 [Preview] No.206947 del
Monaro was looking at my back before and it turns out theres plenty of purple veins and what seems to be like light bruising.
Looked up the vein part and apparently it can be caused my excessive alcohol consumption.
Incredibly concerning, I have been having some lower back/kidney pain over the last month of heavy daily drinking and I've also had this in the past during my gooning days. Today I was paying the tax of 15 standards from last night and I was breathing manually it felt like for most of the day.

I've also had terrible digestive issues for the past couple of years. Diarrhoea has been a daily occurrence and I've also had terrible bloating and burping, I burp basically every minute or more. The near same could said for my farting. It's constant and absolutely nuclear.
That's all well and good but the purple veins thing has me worried. I feel like if I keep this up I'll be headed straight for cirrhosis or something serious.
This feels like a massive turning point personally. Feels like I've kinda scared myself straight with this revelation. Lets see what good will come from it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:13:36 [Preview] No.206948 del
I hope you are able to lay off the booze. It sounds like you need to. Don't be afraid to get some help if you need it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:22:30 [Preview] No.206949 del
Grow poppy
Make tea

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:26:03 [Preview] No.206950 del
Just remember true love waits

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:27:05 [Preview] No.206951 del
Cunts end up on the methadone and subuxone to get off poppy tea bros

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:29:04 [Preview] No.206952 del
I hope you can get your shit together man, you are better than this.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:32:21 [Preview] No.206953 del
True love jolts.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:34:35 [Preview] No.206954 del
>you are better than this.
Maybe he isn't. Maybe none of us are. Sometimes I think I never had a chance. That free will is an illusion.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:36:23 [Preview] No.206955 del
Maybe not.
He has a lot of opportunities others don't get.
And I like him, I hate to see people I like hurting.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:55:21 [Preview] No.206956 del
I have too much scrotum skin.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:56:18 [Preview] No.206957 del
I have too little

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:56:43 [Preview] No.206958 del
Maybe you have the right amount but jsut really small balls.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 14:58:51 [Preview] No.206959 del
That would be a dream come true for me.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:01:33 [Preview] No.206960 del
This scrotum skin thing is a weird form of body dysmorphia.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:02:48 [Preview] No.206961 del
does wanking help?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:05:12 [Preview] No.206962 del
Wanking solves all problems. The magical act.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:05:33 [Preview] No.206963 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:07:57 [Preview] No.206964 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:07:58 [Preview] No.206965 del
It's a temporary distraction.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:09:13 [Preview] No.206966 del
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My eyes are getting sore. I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:10:05 [Preview] No.206967 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:10:24 [Preview] No.206968 del
Good night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:10:50 [Preview] No.206969 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:19:32 [Preview] No.206970 del
goodnight lds

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:25:56 [Preview] No.206971 del
Sleep tight

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:26:17 [Preview] No.206972 del
Night mate

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:26:32 [Preview] No.206973 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:27:20 [Preview] No.206974 del
I accidentally slept loose once when I was a kid. Mum made me wash the sheets.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:33:10 [Preview] No.206975 del
Hmm. I don't get it.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:34:07 [Preview] No.206976 del
Good night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:35:40 [Preview] No.206977 del
Based pic bro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:36:52 [Preview] No.206978 del
Good night.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:42:24 [Preview] No.206979 del
Gonna go to bed soon frens, gonna have one last cuppa

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:46:35 [Preview] No.206980 del
Goodest of nights to you.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:47:09 [Preview] No.206981 del
>tfw drunk,stoned and depressed

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:49:35 [Preview] No.206982 del
Have a good sleep bro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:50:01 [Preview] No.206983 del
>tfw not drunk or stoned but depressed

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 15:55:15 [Preview] No.206984 del
Got to carry on.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 18:50:43 [Preview] No.206985 del
>Hand in your Neet card.
you're not even a neet you dumb fucking failed normie

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:32:11 [Preview] No.206986 del
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do you think its the moon?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:35:17 [Preview] No.206987 del
fuck thats cute. im gonna send that to mummybot

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:40:18 [Preview] No.206988 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:41:41 [Preview] No.206989 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:49:13 [Preview] No.206990 del

Have to drive Motherbot back to Poo Poo Castle today. Have her making vegemite on toast for me at the moment.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 20:54:20 [Preview] No.206991 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:03:59 [Preview] No.206992 del
I thought you broke up with her the other night and she was packing up and moving out, you fake mong.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:04:50 [Preview] No.206993 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:05:29 [Preview] No.206994 del
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NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:16:52 [Preview] No.206995 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:17:48 [Preview] No.206996 del
shut up red dan

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:19:17 [Preview] No.206997 del
big gay irish fagoot

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:46:05 [Preview] No.206998 del
Good morning friends.
Couldn't get to sleep til about 3 last night, and then woke u[p before 7. Feel like a mong.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:48:58 [Preview] No.206999 del
Make sure she goes before you leave.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:49:03 [Preview] No.207000 del
Quick recap of the scores from today. The full image with an update on Golden Boot will come tomorrow.

/kind/ 1-2 /v/
/japan/ 1-2 /librejp/
/wooo/ 1-0 /sw/
/lego/ 0-1 /bane/
/co/ 1-2 /monster/
/late/ & /comfy 1-2 /cuckquean/
/bmn/ 2-1 /2hu/

If you don't see your team listed above, it means you're playing tomorrow. Matches kick off at the usual time (18:00 UTC). For a more detailed breakdown see: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Infinity_Cup_6

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:49:31 [Preview] No.207001 del
Crazy shit.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:50:00 [Preview] No.207002 del
None of my posts are showing up.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 21:50:18 [Preview] No.207003 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:17:41 [Preview] No.207004 del
I made a similar mistake as a child, thinking it was lemonade.


NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:19:09 [Preview] No.207005 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:30:16 [Preview] No.207006 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:32:07 [Preview] No.207007 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:32:47 [Preview] No.207008 del
Yeah, it was for about 30 mins, they are there now.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:50:08 [Preview] No.207010 del
Good monging mongs.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:57:10 [Preview] No.207011 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:58:56 [Preview] No.207012 del
Kek, you is mong, you admit

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 22:59:05 [Preview] No.207013 del
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(301.46 KB 711x1441 THOT Lyfe.jpg)

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:02:31 [Preview] No.207014 del
what intersting lives normies lead

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:02:59 [Preview] No.207015 del
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Goood Morning Neets

I took this picture yesterday.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:04:21 [Preview] No.207016 del
So you say

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:07:45 [Preview] No.207017 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:09:50 [Preview] No.207018 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:12:08 [Preview] No.207019 del
Who is the mongier mong - the mong who mongs, or the mong who replies to a mong-only post?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:13:32 [Preview] No.207020 del
The one that gets angry about the one replying.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:14:00 [Preview] No.207021 del
Yes. It was part of a larger and based collection.


he who casteph the first mong is condemned to drool in the corner

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:15:00 [Preview] No.207022 del

I could stand to read the Wooshies that are just plastic crap.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:15:19 [Preview] No.207023 del
Good morning.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:15:45 [Preview] No.207024 del
I was the one that replied morning, he wasn't.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:20:54 [Preview] No.207025 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7vPQXqvxAio [Embed]

Some birds are just cunts

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:24:14 [Preview] No.207026 del
I meant to type in shortcut for something else I'm doing but my muscle memory typed shortcunt.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:38:28 [Preview] No.207027 del
Did you mean to say you couldn't?

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:41:30 [Preview] No.207028 del
Hangary birds.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:43:46 [Preview] No.207029 del
More can't. I don't like read ads that are about ads.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:44:58 [Preview] No.207030 del

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:50:54 [Preview] No.207031 del
My dog is really getting in to cleaning his dick.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:51:33 [Preview] No.207032 del
BO we need to get some clarity on this Monk impersonation issue. I am still not sure whether to invest in this character or not and things seem to be getting heavy. I will not invest in a fake.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:52:14 [Preview] No.207033 del
Its that time of year again when the bird niggers are getting uppity. I got swooped by a magpie on friday and we also have these blue and green little native birds that are swoop in swarms and are very persistant.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:53:08 [Preview] No.207034 del
Even nature hates you Nuro

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:54:21 [Preview] No.207035 del
That's not Nuro.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:56:14 [Preview] No.207036 del
Magpies remember dickheads.

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:56:22 [Preview] No.207037 del
good morning salty vagine neet

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:57:42 [Preview] No.207038 del
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Soon your kind will be pecked into oblivion

NEET 08/15/2020 (Sat) 23:58:18 [Preview] No.207039 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:00:23 [Preview] No.207040 del
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no remember my bike is shinny metal and black and i wear a black polo shirts. This triggers them hard. They think im some sort of final level boss or something

im not getting swooped in my lancia shitballs ;)

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:02:26 [Preview] No.207041 del
Oh, You're the boss now are you Nuro?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:05:23 [Preview] No.207042 del
Settle down there 10k, it's just an anonymous imageboard.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:06:49 [Preview] No.207043 del
Yes, Now go clean your room.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:08:04 [Preview] No.207044 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:08:27 [Preview] No.207045 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:08:56 [Preview] No.207046 del
>BO we need to get some clarity on this Monk impersonation issue
IP hashes do not reveal anything about a persons IP address and there is no additional information on the panel about a user. The clarification you seek I cannot provide other than saying NEET has made >>post or this >>post

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:09:22 [Preview] No.207047 del
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Getting some static Nuro? It could be any one of us anonymous neets

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:10:13 [Preview] No.207048 del
I popped a pimple on my nose last night but it seems it will not just go away. I put some of that black drawing ointment on it to settle down the redness and to hopefully bring the puss out. I am annoyed it was near a pimple I had a fortnight ago.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:10:45 [Preview] No.207049 del
>near a pimple
A big pimple cluster, I meant to say.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:12:43 [Preview] No.207050 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:15:25 [Preview] No.207051 del
I tried again this morning but it was that clear fluid mostly. The black drawing ointment calms down the redness so if I do it this afternoon it will come out more easily. It just means I look like a strange mong with a big band aid across my nose.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:17:26 [Preview] No.207052 del
You need to turn on your BO title and kindly ask him to clear up the confusion.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:19:36 [Preview] No.207053 del
Just leave it alone.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:20:08 [Preview] No.207054 del
There are two thoughts in my mind:
-What if he chooses not to respond?
-Has he ever said that he is Monk, could he be another NEET in the wild?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:22:12 [Preview] No.207056 del
That's why I need the band-aid.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:23:29 [Preview] No.207057 del
He hasn't, that NEET just keeps thinking the other NEET is impersonating Monk.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:24:45 [Preview] No.207058 del
Well is monkneet also another neet?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:25:34 [Preview] No.207059 del
Monkpilled neet understands what's really going on around here.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:29:43 [Preview] No.207060 del
>He hasn't,
That's part of the problem as well. He isn't claiming to be someone. He just makes those blog posts that I enjoy reading.

I don't read the post the IDs so I don't know.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:31:32 [Preview] No.207061 del
Just a NEET trying to make a big deal out of nothing, he's been at it for a few days now with this Monk impersonation crap.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:31:58 [Preview] No.207062 del
just shit my pants

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:32:06 [Preview] No.207063 del
I will respond occasionally but most of the time I ignore those discussions.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:32:41 [Preview] No.207064 del
Big poo?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:33:10 [Preview] No.207065 del
Coming for you.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:34:52 [Preview] No.207066 del
My poos have small, disappointing and partially bloody this morning from a reduced amount of fiber. I have taken the orange poo bulking serum this morning.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:37:04 [Preview] No.207067 del
My diet is naturally high in fiber due to the foods I like eating, so that's never been a problem for me. The rest of my life on the other hand...

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:37:13 [Preview] No.207068 del
more of a beef curry

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:37:45 [Preview] No.207069 del
A Thai or an Indian one?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:39:10 [Preview] No.207070 del
>so that's never been a problem for me.
More that if I reduced my intake for a day or two, or I get on the piss like I did last night it changes how everything functions.

>The rest of my life on the other hand...
Improve it!

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:42:22 [Preview] No.207072 del
Please use your words or a spoiler next time.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:44:12 [Preview] No.207073 del
He has been, I think the Monk NEET stage ended when he went overseas.
I'm not sure who he is now.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:44:22 [Preview] No.207074 del
>spoiling an image of curry
fucking retard

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:45:50 [Preview] No.207075 del
(3.13 MB 3264x2448 Sunday BELT.jpg)

I planned on a baked-bean jaffle but the jaffle maker was in no condition to be used.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:46:15 [Preview] No.207076 del
Rule 7 you mong.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.207077 del
Needs some Worcestershire sauce.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:48:00 [Preview] No.207078 del
it's not a picture of shit you nigger

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:48:21 [Preview] No.207079 del
Inner thigh itch, giving scratch.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:49:08 [Preview] No.207080 del
To be fair, it is a picture of curry.
Looks good mate, hope you enjoyed it.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:49:58 [Preview] No.207081 del
The curry looks like shit, that is the joke you fucking autists.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:50:58 [Preview] No.207082 del
Settle down, I was just saying. No need to sperg out. You realise jokes aren't allowed here, right?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:52:06 [Preview] No.207083 del
i'm the only joke allowed round here

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:52:26 [Preview] No.207084 del
Actually the #BO just banned The real Nuro so all that’s left is the shitty impersonator now.

Good riddance enjoy your shitfest.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:52:54 [Preview] No.207085 del
I'm thinking a few NEETs need to go back to bed for an hour or two.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:53:08 [Preview] No.207086 del
Another day, another sock

Actually just the one sock

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:53:39 [Preview] No.207087 del
Put your fingers in the hole.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:54:11 [Preview] No.207088 del
that's like comparing one pile of shit with another pile of shit. they're both shit.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:55:05 [Preview] No.207089 del
Rule about not posting children applies to everyone.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:55:39 [Preview] No.207090 del
Dampen your finger then >>207087

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:55:49 [Preview] No.207091 del
Looks good.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:56:46 [Preview] No.207092 del
Why did he get banned?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:57:49 [Preview] No.207094 del
Why are you in such a shitty mood?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:59:17 [Preview] No.207095 del
Posting a child. The appeal is:
>Excuse me Prisciila is NEET lore, a pop star and totally vanilla SFW

It has never been acceptable and I don't why you thought that it was allowed. I am leaning heavily towards deny.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 00:59:26 [Preview] No.207096 del
the only control he has in his life is this board

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:02:39 [Preview] No.207097 del
Trust Nuro to fuck up a pleasent Sunday morning

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:02:58 [Preview] No.207098 del
>I don't why you thought
I didn't. I am not nuro.
I was just curious to know what he got banned for.

NEET Board owner 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:03:41 [Preview] No.207099 del
The post you quoted or its response wasn't me.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:04:06 [Preview] No.207100 del
It's really getting tiring at this point.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:04:32 [Preview] No.207101 del
is this guy fucking retarded or what?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:04:40 [Preview] No.207102 del
Hi dad

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:04:58 [Preview] No.207103 del
range ban optus mobile

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:05:06 [Preview] No.207104 del
Hopeless BO.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:06:05 [Preview] No.207105 del
For upholding the rules?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:06:57 [Preview] No.207106 del
it is now against the rules to post pictures of curries

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:07:05 [Preview] No.207107 del
I think you do a good job, don't beat yourself up

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:07:23 [Preview] No.207108 del
>It has never been acceptable

Look at the endchan homepage.
> 2. No suggestive audio-visual content of underage children
> Suggestive

Image was not suggestive in any form. Same with most grets memes.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:07:45 [Preview] No.207109 del
You don't have to give a permaban for every breach of the rules. You can just tell a person not to do it again.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:08:17 [Preview] No.207110 del
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NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:08:30 [Preview] No.207111 del
I've found what I believe is a novel means of proving Euclid's theorem. Doing some searching on the internet (there are heaps of proofs of it) I can't find any articles using the same method yet I am quite sure it is logically sound.
I am going to type it up in LaTeX and send it to my favourite professor to see what he thinks. There is a very slim chance it is an original method.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:09:48 [Preview] No.207112 del
Banning nuro leads to him hopping IPs and staying here to talk about himself.
If you really want to punish him you should take away his flag and word filter him for a few days.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:11:04 [Preview] No.207114 del
remember though, somehow he's not the problem

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:13:21 [Preview] No.207115 del
Well I'm off for the day, nothing worthwhile will happen on this board today. See you NEETs tomorrow after my first proper gym session.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:14:21 [Preview] No.207116 del
>proper gym session
just go for a fucking jog fatty
also low weight high reps

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:16:00 [Preview] No.207117 del
you're a truly toxic moron, you dont put people down when they're trying to improve themselves

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:18:37 [Preview] No.207118 del
he's getting scammed by a gum skellie
way cheaper just to buy an ez curl bar and fucking jog

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:18:46 [Preview] No.207119 del
Have a good session mate.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:19:16 [Preview] No.207120 del
Your picture is missing something

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:22:00 [Preview] No.207121 del
im sure you'd know

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:22:33 [Preview] No.207122 del
i know everything
i'm nuro

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:25:22 [Preview] No.207124 del
For fucks sake 10k
Just leave it alone

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:25:33 [Preview] No.207125 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:26:24 [Preview] No.207126 del
That isn't 10k's typing style.
t. neet expert

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:26:35 [Preview] No.207127 del
The #BO already fell your dirty tricks

I’m off for a while too. The impersonator can post all the poo coloured curries he wants alone and by himself.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:26:50 [Preview] No.207128 del
>racing Enduro MTB events
not him

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:27:28 [Preview] No.207129 del
Still in bed

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:28:27 [Preview] No.207130 del
>The #BO already fell your dirty tricks

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:31:55 [Preview] No.207132 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:33:19 [Preview] No.207133 del
BO, check if this guy has swapped IPs.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:33:29 [Preview] No.207134 del
bye noots.
I am going to spend some time away from the board.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:34:29 [Preview] No.207135 del
>They think im some sort of final level boss

Probably the funniest thing you've ever said...

Thought about it. Keep shilling it and one day I'll use it on something.

Thoroughly enjoyed it, thanks.

I agree.

OK, good luck with whatever that is.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:38:36 [Preview] No.207136 del
Fuck off thats your OC

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:38:51 [Preview] No.207137 del
He may destroy the entire board if a fish curry is posted.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:42:35 [Preview] No.207138 del
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just shit myself again

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:48:51 [Preview] No.207139 del
You are gagging on cock and getting on my nerves

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:50:35 [Preview] No.207140 del
they're posts on the internet bro

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:53:32 [Preview] No.207141 del
Some people have no slack.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 01:58:52 [Preview] No.207142 del
If #BO is powerless to do anything to the impersonator faggot why doesn’t he just man up and delete this entire thread. Nothing of value would be lost and he could send a stern message for once.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:10:39 [Preview] No.207144 del
May result in loss of BASED

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:10:49 [Preview] No.207145 del
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Thats fair use your deletin thar capn

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:15:53 [Preview] No.207146 del
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NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:18:36 [Preview] No.207147 del
Site rules must always be upheld. Board rules are at the discretion of the BO. I have the support other global moderators who know that posting children here is not acceptable and have themselves removed the content.

>Same with most grets memes.
The exemption applies for her, as one NEET noted that it does not apply to FAS goblinoids. I accepted his interpretation. Also she can have relevance through news articles and discussion

>You don't have to give a permaban for every breach of the rules.
A lot of the spam previously and the bans related to the image of that child. I think the person has become upset because they believe that Nuro is above the rules. Thus they used a flag to get around this rule and were shocked when they were banned this morning (i.e. the wave of spam).

I accept the appeal for that curry poo.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:18:52 [Preview] No.207148 del
Good luck and stay safe.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:19:03 [Preview] No.207149 del
Nuro do you have the full size of that pastiche with pris and K?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:20:55 [Preview] No.207150 del
>news articles
Promotion of /pol/ shit should be a bannable offence, comes under rule 16.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:23:35 [Preview] No.207151 del
>comes under rule 16.
Rules 16 is:
>16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

Please explain.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:25:17 [Preview] No.207152 del
When a mummybot neet and daddybot neet love each other very much.....

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:27:00 [Preview] No.207153 del
Did the rules change? I thought it was don't be a cunt.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:28:43 [Preview] No.207154 del

Not that I am aware of.

>I thought it was don't be a cunt.
That exists as rule 15:
15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:30:17 [Preview] No.207155 del
Ah, so number 16 is something you've added.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:32:20 [Preview] No.207156 del
No, that was made well before this board.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:35:44 [Preview] No.207157 del
>well before
I don't think so.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:35:53 [Preview] No.207158 del
No longer in bed

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:39:22 [Preview] No.207159 del
you guys have coleslaw?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:39:33 [Preview] No.207160 del
>I don't think so.
Most of the rules were made before this board.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:39:53 [Preview] No.207161 del
motherbot is very concerned about her special little boong

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:40:05 [Preview] No.207162 del
Are you eating both?


NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:40:14 [Preview] No.207163 del
what's my name again

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:40:24 [Preview] No.207164 del
In borgar yes not on the side

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:41:00 [Preview] No.207165 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:41:20 [Preview] No.207166 del
Why? Is he too handsome?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:41:35 [Preview] No.207167 del

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:42:21 [Preview] No.207169 del
Quality looking burger

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:43:14 [Preview] No.207170 del
What else has been changed?

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:43:35 [Preview] No.207171 del
she saw the beer bottle collection
and the mouldy dishes i was going to pressure wash
and the toilet

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:43:58 [Preview] No.207172 del
I just found another 120 mints in my car.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:44:49 [Preview] No.207174 del
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m8 I jog at least five steps every day. I'm telling you, it's genetics.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:45:45 [Preview] No.207175 del
also there was some bottles in the shower cubicle i had forgotten about

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:46:42 [Preview] No.207176 del
she also didn't like it that i put 16 cans of monster in the supermarket trolley this morning

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:46:53 [Preview] No.207177 del
>she saw the beer bottle collection
The reduced collection?

>and the mouldy dishes i was going to pressure wash
Throw them out and tell her you're buying a new set. Do it with her.

>and the toilet
Tell her it happened at the start of the week.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:47:14 [Preview] No.207178 del
insert them in your anus

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:47:40 [Preview] No.207179 del
He pulls his car over near the mound of flesh and fur, slips on a pair of white rubber gloves, gets out and looks both ways. He kneels down to confirm that the animal isn’t just playing dead.

Then, if it’s a female, he reaches into her stretchy, fur-lined pouch and searches for babies — because they might still be alive.

There’s a name for this: “Pouch picking.”

“A lot of people might think we’re crazy to save animals they consider to be dirty, nasty rats,” Pojeky says. “But possums — they’re very misunderstood.”

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:48:01 [Preview] No.207180 del
Tell her you were washing them.

Those are not good for you if you're having them daily, I feel. I may be wrong but I think all you need is coffee and the occasional energy drink.

NEET 08/16/2020 (Sun) 02:49:01 [Preview] No.207181 del
>The reduced collection?
No, the full set. I haven't seen my neighbour yet.
3 x 80 litre plastic tubs, a small wheelie bin, and two garbage bags worth.
She hasn't noticed the recycling wheelie bin is full of wine bottles and uber eats bags yet.