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NEET General #211 - Genie Edition NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:36:21 [Preview] No. 210354
What would you wish for?

OLD: >>209323


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:37:12 [Preview] No.210355 del
SA Best A


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:39:14 [Preview] No.210356 del
Genie or big green spermie?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:39:58 [Preview] No.210357 del
oh boy i was wondering if a new gen would be made... took a bit of time


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:40:06 [Preview] No.210358 del
Only I noticed who returned.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:41:49 [Preview] No.210360 del


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:42:58 [Preview] No.210361 del
>>210357
Thread captcha failed several times and I had to type most of it out again.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:43:22 [Preview] No.210362 del
>>210361
ohh i see okay


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:43:47 [Preview] No.210363 del
>>210354
a boong gf


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:44:16 [Preview] No.210364 del
It's raining too much for a choof.
With a choof I only need one beer.
Last time I only had beer I had to eat a bunch of painkillers too.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:44:28 [Preview] No.210365 del
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new fucking thread


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:45:06 [Preview] No.210366 del
>>210354
good looks


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:46:03 [Preview] No.210367 del
>>210364
>need
>had to


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:47:20 [Preview] No.210368 del
>>210364
Do you plan to sneak into the backyard for a choof for the rest of your life like a criminal? Either quit the choof or face the issue with your Monaro sooner rather than later.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:47:28 [Preview] No.210369 del
>>210364
Even it out with a wank.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:48:10 [Preview] No.210370 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.210371 del
balls and buttock


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:49:04 [Preview] No.210372 del
cock and balls


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:50:17 [Preview] No.210373 del
>>210368
The issue?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:50:28 [Preview] No.210374 del
cock and cock?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:52:16 [Preview] No.210375 del
>>210348
Changing brake pads ain't too difficult. Brake 'shoes' on the other hand...


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:52:31 [Preview] No.210376 del
Torture and training!


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:52:34 [Preview] No.210377 del
My brother asked me to take singing lessons with him today cause he wanted to learn to sing and i always enjoyed it. Never took lessons before but the teacher said i was really good and then he paired me with this boomer who was playing the guitar and i sang "I was only 19" and "Folsom Prison Blues" with him and it was pretty comfy.
Never knew i had the voice to sing. Guess I have a new hobby now


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NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:53:22 [Preview] No.210379 del
>>210377
Was this at the civic club?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:53:31 [Preview] No.210380 del
>>210377
NEET orchestra when?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:53:56 [Preview] No.210381 del
>>210377
That sounds great. Well done m8. Takes a lot of courage to sing in front of others.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:56:50 [Preview] No.210382 del
>>210354
Looks more like a sperm than a genie
>>210356

>>210358
I've been intentionally ignoring that 'person'

>>210364
Are you a literal boong trying to light a bong out in the open?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 10:58:08 [Preview] No.210383 del
>>210382
>Are you a literal boong


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:00:02 [Preview] No.210384 del
moist choofta


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:00:14 [Preview] No.210385 del
>>210380
what will your role be in the neet orchestra?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:01:01 [Preview] No.210386 del
>>210383
>tfw only a metaphorical boong


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:01:05 [Preview] No.210387 del
>>210377
I've been considering singing lessons to help with overcoming my shyness/lack of confidence. Good on you for doing what you did with your bro. How did he go?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:01:16 [Preview] No.210388 del
>>210385
I would like to operate with precision the triangle.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:01:17 [Preview] No.210389 del
>>210381
thanks mate. I was very nervous before hand. The guy who came in was one of the students as our lesson went overtime was pretty stressful but now I'm able to freely sing as i walk down the street now


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:02:57 [Preview] No.210390 del
>>210385
I've already taken the spot of lead triangle player


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:03:11 [Preview] No.210391 del
>>210385
>>210388
In particular, this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOB9avcSqpg [Embed]


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NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:04:42 [Preview] No.210393 del
>>210385
first penis inspector


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:05:22 [Preview] No.210394 del
Lead triangleist


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:05:41 [Preview] No.210395 del
Tasteless Ingham nuggets.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:06:22 [Preview] No.210396 del
>>210391
How do you neets find this weird stuff


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:07:34 [Preview] No.210397 del
>>210387
It's a very good idea. That's why i do it! I started singing during my woolies nightshift cause wollies radio SUCKS. I wasn't very confident so I just pushed myself to doing the lesson and it increased my confidence and i can do it with my family listening and i don't mind.
My brother has never sung in his life before though, he's only 16 and his voice only dropped last year so he's got a bit of training.
Whereas I have had 3 years of practice in the car, meaning I'm able to sing about 3 times a day. At one point I released I was a pretty good singer was when I was able to sing as loud and hold the note as long as the blone abba girl is able to in the song "gimmie gimmie gimmie"
Here is the part for reference. https://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE?t=126

I highly recommend you do it, try it in the car. If you don't like the sound of your own voice, turn the music louder so you can't hear yourself and just do it everytime you are in the car and eventually your voice will sound nice.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:07:56 [Preview] No.210398 del
>>210396
It's been around for ages, sir.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:08:48 [Preview] No.210399 del


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:16:40 [Preview] No.210400 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:19:07 [Preview] No.210401 del
Sitting outside freezing.
Worth it, I guess.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:20:44 [Preview] No.210402 del
>>210401
You are in the long grass.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:22:03 [Preview] No.210403 del
Imagine if that Asian girl NK posted was actually him, and he's just playing a wicked prank.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:22:48 [Preview] No.210404 del
>>210402
absolute boonglyfe


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:23:33 [Preview] No.210405 del
>>210401
Go inside!
or you'll get a cone cough


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:23:59 [Preview] No.210406 del
>>210404
A shopping trolly with a crate of beer?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:24:05 [Preview] No.210407 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:25:52 [Preview] No.210408 del
>>210407
See ya, take care


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:26:59 [Preview] No.210409 del
>>210407
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.210410 del
>>210403
NK's wicked pranks don't usually go much further than weird cartoon goblin sex orgy pics and erotic elephant content.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:30:35 [Preview] No.210411 del
the long freezing grass is tickling my bung hole


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:30:44 [Preview] No.210412 del
>>210410
me in the middle


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:33:19 [Preview] No.210413 del
Look at my wings!
Look at my fucking wings!!!


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:34:10 [Preview] No.210414 del
>>210405
My voice has become rougher.
I used to have constant bong lungs, they are starting to get that rasp back.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:34:15 [Preview] No.210415 del
>>210413
That's at least four!


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:34:35 [Preview] No.210416 del
>>210406
Sitting on a seat covered in chicken shit.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:35:09 [Preview] No.210417 del
>>210407
Bye bye.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:35:39 [Preview] No.210418 del
>>210410
He posted a kneecap yesterday.
His blue pants today don't look as good.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:36:00 [Preview] No.210419 del
>>210411
I went back inside, are you still out there?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:36:17 [Preview] No.210420 del


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:36:54 [Preview] No.210421 del
>>210413
Not as good as KFC ones.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:40:11 [Preview] No.210422 del
I just found out that I can get subsidised meals with my NDIS plan. It's the gift that just keeps on giving


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:41:25 [Preview] No.210423 del
>>210422
>subsidised meals
Meals from where?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:42:12 [Preview] No.210424 del
>>210423
From NDIS meal providers


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:42:56 [Preview] No.210425 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:43:23 [Preview] No.210426 del
>>210424
Are they any good?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:44:00 [Preview] No.210427 del
>>210426
Don't know


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:44:59 [Preview] No.210428 del
>>210425
Gook night. That watermelon is more tempting than that shapeless old gook.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:45:24 [Preview] No.210429 del
>>210425
take care glorious devil


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:45:55 [Preview] No.210430 del
>>210427
Is it like Meals on Wheels sort of stuff?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:49:29 [Preview] No.210431 del
>>210430
https://goodmeal.com.au/collections/all

One of the many NDIS meal providers


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:50:41 [Preview] No.210432 del
>>210431
I bet they don't look as good as the pics.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:54:21 [Preview] No.210433 del
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>>210424
(You)'re in good hands!


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:55:33 [Preview] No.210434 del
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NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:55:54 [Preview] No.210435 del
>>210422
You can get some pretty good ones too.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 11:57:59 [Preview] No.210436 del
>>210434
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:06:11 [Preview] No.210437 del


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:06:41 [Preview] No.210438 del
>>210431
That's the one I normally get when people ask for that shit.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:07:16 [Preview] No.210439 del
Having a Heineken 0.0
Not bad


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:08:43 [Preview] No.210440 del
>>210438
>for that shit
Is it really that bad?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:11:04 [Preview] No.210441 del
>>210440
They're better than meals on wheels.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:11:30 [Preview] No.210442 del
>>210439
On my third 5.8


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:22:22 [Preview] No.210443 del
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>>>meals on wheels


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:22:33 [Preview] No.210444 del
>>210442
red top?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:23:22 [Preview] No.210445 del
>>210444
Yea mate


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:23:29 [Preview] No.210446 del
>>210439
>>210442
Friday night motherfuckers though I've only had one 4.4 ready for an early night shortly


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:23:53 [Preview] No.210447 del
>>210443
Jimmy looks like a wamnker.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:23:57 [Preview] No.210448 del
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playing microsfot flight simulator anyone wanna meet up behind the bins at KFC jundaloop


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:24:42 [Preview] No.210449 del
>>210447
yeah well there was no dan brings


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:24:45 [Preview] No.210450 del
No number of wanks or dexies can satiate my craving for dopamine


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:25:43 [Preview] No.210451 del
>>210448
There's some cutting edges on the monitor screen


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:28:14 [Preview] No.210452 del
Wouldn't mind a hit of heroin.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:29:10 [Preview] No.210453 del
>>210451 unsure what you mean


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:30:51 [Preview] No.210454 del
>>210453
The anti-aliasing, can you turn it up


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:32:10 [Preview] No.210455 del
>>210454
I'm already getting 2FPS flying over Perth. If anything I need to turn it down even more


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:36:11 [Preview] No.210456 del
>>210450
Maybe all the (you)s from an underwear bulge shot would do the trick.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:37:23 [Preview] No.210457 del
night


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:37:28 [Preview] No.210458 del
>>210448
Can you load nukes on the planes in that game? Maybe drop a couple on Melbourne?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:37:57 [Preview] No.210459 del
>>210457
take care


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NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:44:18 [Preview] No.210461 del
>>210452
How much would you pay for an opium teabag? Im pretty sure some dinguses sell them out of shaman gardens near Byron. Legit though, how much are druggies stinging?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:50:06 [Preview] No.210462 del
Having a melatonin and temazepam


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 12:50:17 [Preview] No.210463 del
>>210461
I dunno a 20?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 13:03:57 [Preview] No.210465 del
Alright m8s, goodnight. Good posting today.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 13:14:34 [Preview] No.210466 del
>>210462
>temazepam
Another benzo neet arises.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 13:14:49 [Preview] No.210467 del
>>210465
Good night.

>Good posting today.
Thanks coach.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 15:57:13 [Preview] No.210468 del
>>210463
Yeah sweet, just checking

>>210464
Cause I ain't a smackhead, you nong I just wanted a price check


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 19:57:27 [Preview] No.210469 del
The moon leaves us yet again.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:01:27 [Preview] No.210470 del
Begone, you foul wench!


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:02:58 [Preview] No.210471 del
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NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:05:36 [Preview] No.210472 del
>>210471
And with that, I'm going to bed.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:14:12 [Preview] No.210473 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:17:08 [Preview] No.210474 del
>>210473
morning
what's the plan?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:24:28 [Preview] No.210475 del
>>210474
Get up, walk the dog and university assignments. I had a nice sleep last night so my mind is clear.
You?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:26:27 [Preview] No.210476 del
>>210475
eat go for walk lift sit on computer shop


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 20:44:15 [Preview] No.210477 del
>>210474
I did a huge poo. I admit, I didn't plan on doing it. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.


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>>210474
>>210473
Good Morning Fellow Neetus


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 21:09:23 [Preview] No.210480 del
>>210479
Morning nuro. Have you ever met an alien in person?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 21:18:10 [Preview] No.210481 del
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>>210480
i can neither confirm or deny


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 21:33:48 [Preview] No.210482 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DDmVF2Ck5eg [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 21:47:34 [Preview] No.210483 del
My toilet is making funny noises and it is starting to bubble violently, I hope the poo I did earlier doesn't jump back out.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:09:41 [Preview] No.210484 del
>>210483
Return to sender.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:10:29 [Preview] No.210485 del
>>210483
The poo rises! Tremble neets, the day of the loo is at hand.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:27:48 [Preview] No.210488 del
>>210443
I didn't realise that was the name. The radio advert made me think it was Jimmy Brinks because of bad enunciation and brinks rhymes with drinks.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:34:41 [Preview] No.210489 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-aH-NE7i-Qo [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:42:22 [Preview] No.210490 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=41_d4D7T6uI [Embed]

When ancestry dot com says you're 0.1% Mongolian


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:52:42 [Preview] No.210491 del


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:54:27 [Preview] No.210492 del
>>210461
One of my ex housemate's brothers was a junky.
When he couldn't score or had no money, he used to drive from somewhere around pirie to burra (that sort of area) and knew where all the people who grew poppies lived and knock half of them off.
He'd done it that many times that he knew pretty much every house that had them.
Then he'd make a tea with them all.
And that would last him about a week.
It wasn't as good as a hit but enough to stop him losing it.
My housemate at the time, his brother had it a few times with him (the tea) and said that it was like the perfect wake up and he felt amazing all day.
He did it two days in a row and then the day or two after he felt like shit and didn't leave his room.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:55:03 [Preview] No.210493 del
>>210461
>would you pay
Forgot to answer that, I dunno, maybe $30.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:57:05 [Preview] No.210494 del
>>210471
Excellent.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:00:33 [Preview] No.210497 del
Red Rooster Smokey BBQ Mega Box Review

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NstykKtuvoA [Embed]


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:02:19 [Preview] No.210498 del
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>>210475
>my mind is clear


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:02:23 [Preview] No.210499 del
>>210496
Why did you stay around if you thought we were shallow and dull?


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>>210496
> TFW the ADL and SPLC think your base of operations is harmless


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:05:08 [Preview] No.210501 del
>>210486
Have a pie you haven't tried before from the bakery.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:05:11 [Preview] No.210502 del
>>210500
>tfw you catch youself in mimicry of that gif


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:05:54 [Preview] No.210503 del
>>210499
That wasn't me.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:06:13 [Preview] No.210504 del
>>210497
Ooooh Yeeaah


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>>210492
After being around junkies and junk culture you develop a visceral feeling listening to Nuro's antics.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:08:45 [Preview] No.210506 del
>>210503
Dont deny it. You're that glownigger that got all curious and stayed,


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:12:02 [Preview] No.210507 del
>>210505
>Nuros antics

Nigga i never have and never will mainline shit. Needle users are just on a whole other level of use / abuse and just general scumbag fuckery


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forgot pic


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:13:51 [Preview] No.210509 del
>>210497
>9.5/10
For that price, that's a high review.
Might need to go try it.


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:17:11 [Preview] No.210510 del
>>210448
You might wanna turn your headlights on

>>210476
>sit on computer shop
You'll fall through the roof ya goof

>>210487
Why is he so sad?

>>210492
Interesting

>>210496
What's up dude?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:18:28 [Preview] No.210511 del
>>210506
>glownigger


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:19:44 [Preview] No.210512 del
>>210510
>What's up dude?
Not much, planning on doing some washing but it keeps raining.


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>>210506
did i miss a fellow ASD officer flyby last night or something ?


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:36:54 [Preview] No.210514 del
>>210512
I've already done my monthly wash of bed sheets


NEET 08/21/2020 (Fri) 23:49:20 [Preview] No.210516 del
>>210514
i have been meaning to take my faux bearskin blankets to those large laundromat washing machines.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:04:16 [Preview] No.210517 del
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oh god kek XD


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:05:05 [Preview] No.210518 del
>>210516
Just throw them out and order some genuine possum skin ones from the neet council's store.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:08:32 [Preview] No.210519 del
>>210517
That's a weird-looking dog


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:15:11 [Preview] No.210520 del
>>210519
That's why he has to get an internet gf from the phillipines.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:17:30 [Preview] No.210521 del
>>210486
Last one is spooky.

>>210487
Poor Pepe.

>>210492
I remember you sharing parts of this story before.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:17:39 [Preview] No.210522 del
its a nice day and i would like to go walk around a bit but my opal card is low on money


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:18:32 [Preview] No.210523 del
cant get free rides because the stations i want to go have gated entrances/exits


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.210524 del
>>210519
>>210520
its specifically digging at hotwheels


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:23:01 [Preview] No.210525 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=01cw8eZapdU [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:24:31 [Preview] No.210526 del
>>210524
Dayuum, missed that reference. I need to cut down on the meds, they're affecting my cognition.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:25:37 [Preview] No.210527 del
I am fairly sure I am a bit ugly.
I wonder how I can confirm this though.
I want a number out of ten.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:27:03 [Preview] No.210528 del
>>210527
Does it have to be a positive integer?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:27:18 [Preview] No.210529 del
>>210527
the lookism community is good with objective ratings


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:27:27 [Preview] No.210530 del
>>210526
nah your good bro. it was an extremely subtle meme, perhaps why it was extra spicy.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:29:42 [Preview] No.210531 del
>>210528
Kek, I'm not that bad. I think I might be around 4/10 but I might be a bit unfairly critical of myself.

>>210529
Hmmm, yeah. I am a bit worried about posting a photo of myself not that I'm really doxxable considering I don't use social media. I'll think about it neet. Cheers.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:29:58 [Preview] No.210532 del
>>210527
You are 10 from the angle I normally see you from.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:30:18 [Preview] No.210533 del
>>210529
>lookism


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:30:36 [Preview] No.210534 del
>>210527
https://lookism.net/
https://looksmax.me/
u can go on disboard as well, to find discord servers for such


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:30:54 [Preview] No.210535 del
>>210533
yes what about it?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:30:57 [Preview] No.210536 del
>>210531
ask the woolies cashier to rate you out of ten


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:31:29 [Preview] No.210537 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:34:34 [Preview] No.210538 del
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>>210536
just for reference this is what NK rates as a 10


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:35:04 [Preview] No.210539 del
>>210538
jfl at how fat american pigs are


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:35:56 [Preview] No.210540 del
>>210496
>posters act like they're drunk


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:39:07 [Preview] No.210541 del
>>210501
Too late, I got pepper.
Next time I'll try a different flavour.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:43:18 [Preview] No.210542 del
i just shat my pants


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:45:11 [Preview] No.210543 del
>>210496
>from somewhere else and "Monk"/"warehouse"
Kek, my old mate warehouse.
I got bitten by a wolf and became a werewolf, Monk slammed his finger in a door and became a warehouse.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:47:11 [Preview] No.210544 del
>>210542
post a pic


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:47:54 [Preview] No.210545 del
>>210543
That wasn't his finger he slammed a door on.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:48:13 [Preview] No.210546 del
>>210542
Settle down there 10k.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:49:17 [Preview] No.210547 del
ive been dreading the start of summer and well here it is i guess :/


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:49:45 [Preview] No.210548 del
Shire stole my 10mm socket once.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:50:08 [Preview] No.210549 del
>>210547
It is raining and bitterly cold here.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:50:23 [Preview] No.210550 del
>>210549
where are you at?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:51:00 [Preview] No.210551 del
>>210550
Victor Harbor, SA.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:51:18 [Preview] No.210552 del
>>210551
ohhh alrighty, sydney over here


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:51:38 [Preview] No.210553 del
>>210527

Your arse is a 9


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:52:01 [Preview] No.210554 del
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>>210517
This is a meme about some yank reality show that made the rounds a few weeks ago because of the neck-less guy.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:52:39 [Preview] No.210555 del
>>210496
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:52:53 [Preview] No.210556 del
>>210551
umm that looks like a nice area
is it?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:54:43 [Preview] No.210557 del
>>210556
It is a nice place. The population is quite old though.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:54:52 [Preview] No.210558 del
>>210527
Post on reddit, there is a subreddit called /normalnudes


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:55:27 [Preview] No.210559 del
time for three (3) longnecks of stout


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 00:55:33 [Preview] No.210560 del
>>210558
truerateme is better.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:03:08 [Preview] No.210561 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:03:57 [Preview] No.210562 del
>>210551
It's cold here too, stopped raining though.
Are you staying the night?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:04:22 [Preview] No.210563 del
>>210555
You're up late.
Good morning.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:04:37 [Preview] No.210564 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:07:15 [Preview] No.210565 del
>>210564
Get a new pie tomorrow, get two.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:07:52 [Preview] No.210566 del
>>210531
You're a 10/10 in my eyes :)


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:08:38 [Preview] No.210567 del
>>210565
they won't be open when I'm leaving here


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:08:52 [Preview] No.210568 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:09:20 [Preview] No.210569 del
>>210567
Ah, oh well.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:09:40 [Preview] No.210570 del
>>210561
It turns out this is the origin story of monk's bulge.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:11:03 [Preview] No.210571 del
>>210559
just have one mate


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:13:10 [Preview] No.210572 del
>>210563
I was up reading until 3am and then Doggo kept waking me up for no reason. He might have heard thunder in the distance. I couldn't hear any.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:15:54 [Preview] No.210573 del
>>210572
That was me farting, sorry about that.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:29:09 [Preview] No.210575 del
>>210560
Geez they are brutal over there. What a bunch of losers. They are obsessed with all that incel crap about facial aesthetics, as if it matters to that ridiculous degree. Their personalities and mental illnesses are the reason they can't get a gf.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:34:35 [Preview] No.210576 del
You are the next caller in the queue.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:34:55 [Preview] No.210577 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:37:31 [Preview] No.210579 del
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it’s fuckin cool that potatoes have D&D character sheets now


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:40:13 [Preview] No.210581 del
>>210579
They're high stats.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:47:47 [Preview] No.210582 del
this one is dedicated to bad skin neet

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aZDrt_1597887738


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:50:40 [Preview] No.210583 del
Monaro made 8 sushi rolls.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:54:44 [Preview] No.210584 del
a fly just flew up my right nostril and died


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 01:56:02 [Preview] No.210585 del
>>210583
I hope you thanked her.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:04:45 [Preview] No.210586 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:05:42 [Preview] No.210587 del
>>210583
beat her and tell her to make a roast


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:09:12 [Preview] No.210588 del
who is monaro?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:09:22 [Preview] No.210589 del
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Back from a hoon.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:09:25 [Preview] No.210590 del
>>210588
never heard of them


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:10:06 [Preview] No.210591 del
>>210582
I watched the chicken one but not this


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:10:11 [Preview] No.210592 del
>>210589
>hoon
I think your speedo is broken...


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:12:22 [Preview] No.210593 del
>>210588
A myth

>>210589
A drive through a national park sounds comfy


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:13:48 [Preview] No.210594 del
>>210584
>I hope you thanked her.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:14:53 [Preview] No.210595 del
>>210588
A werecar, who can change shape between a car and a human


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:15:33 [Preview] No.210596 del
>>210584
Not before laying an egg in your nose, which will soon grow into a maggot and eat its way out of your flesh.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:16:33 [Preview] No.210597 del
>>210596
it can join the others


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:17:12 [Preview] No.210598 del
>>210589
What happened to the possum skin dash mat?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:17:44 [Preview] No.210599 del
>>210589
Noice. I recorded some nice 4k gopro footage of me hooning the lancia on the coastal road but some faggot will use the road signs to innnevatably doxx me.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:18:48 [Preview] No.210600 del
>>210599
this is a board for frens


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:19:42 [Preview] No.210601 del
>>210600
It is not!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:20:02 [Preview] No.210602 del
>>210588
Are you the chink?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:20:12 [Preview] No.210603 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:20:35 [Preview] No.210604 del
did this fag unironically say fren


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:21:17 [Preview] No.210605 del
>>210604
don't say hate words, fren


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:21:40 [Preview] No.210606 del
>>210604
I am going to hide your posts, you do not know how to treat frens.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:22:42 [Preview] No.210607 del
>>210602
spot on


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:23:02 [Preview] No.210608 del
>>210606
fucking cringe i must say


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:23:45 [Preview] No.210609 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:23:57 [Preview] No.210610 del
>>210607
You're not meant to be here if you're under 18.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:24:09 [Preview] No.210611 del
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>>210604
ssssshhhh


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:24:30 [Preview] No.210612 del
>>210610
im not underaged, don't know why thats been asked so much


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:24:33 [Preview] No.210613 del
>>210609
I thought Dan was with the Woolies group?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:24:51 [Preview] No.210614 del
>>210609
Are you the guy who got that from his daughter?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:25:07 [Preview] No.210615 del
>>210611
>.< no.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:25:49 [Preview] No.210616 del
I moaned moanaro moan moanfully moan than once.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:26:36 [Preview] No.210617 del
>>210614
Nah, I saw it in the shop and took a photo on my phone.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:27:16 [Preview] No.210618 del
>>210612
Maybe have a think on why we think you are.
There are pictures of elbows we have had from other asian girls who have been and gone in the past, and these are just from my current laptop.
They acted like you too.
The imageboard culture you have adopted and are using is not from this board.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:27:37 [Preview] No.210619 del
tarrant caused monaro to stand weber up


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:28:39 [Preview] No.210620 del
I tried something once and nothing came of it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:28:53 [Preview] No.210621 del
>>210618
LMAOOOO dude this is the only imageboard ive actually properly talked in


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:29:14 [Preview] No.210622 del
Nuro kept making suggestive comments towards Crusiey's in laws and made them very uncomfortable once.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:29:30 [Preview] No.210623 del
>>210621
You are using 4chan speak.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:29:45 [Preview] No.210624 del
>>210621
>LMAOOOO
LOL ZOMG ROFLSTOMPED


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:29:53 [Preview] No.210625 del
>>210621
describe the taste of coopers extra stout


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:30:08 [Preview] No.210626 del
also have to say my elbows mog. she looks fat


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:30:22 [Preview] No.210627 del
>>210622
ProteinNEET did that too.
When he met Monaro's sister, he grabbed her arse and then tried to pretend it was an accident.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:30:43 [Preview] No.210628 del
>>210623
like what? most of my talk is adopted from discord servers


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:31:02 [Preview] No.210629 del
>>210625
no clue what that is honestly


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:31:37 [Preview] No.210630 del
>>210627
what a chad


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:31:40 [Preview] No.210631 del
>>210628
That's the same thing.
We've kinda been through that and now it's just irritating and like hanging out with a teenager trying to act like a man.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:31:55 [Preview] No.210632 del
not a fan of 4chan at all. i just like here since theres aussies


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:32:15 [Preview] No.210633 del
>>210631
im not trying to act like a man, i dont larp


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:32:41 [Preview] No.210634 del
>>210630
She was going to slap him and then he cowered. It was at a wedding. She wouldn't say arse and called it her 'backyard'.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:32:42 [Preview] No.210635 del
>>210628
Theyre telling you to LURK MOAR


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:33:01 [Preview] No.210636 del
>>210631
ur just a fucking salty bitch trying to gatekeep get off ur high horse already


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:33:04 [Preview] No.210637 del
I might have a nap.
Crumpets for dindins.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:33:24 [Preview] No.210638 del
>>210635
and i really could care less


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:33:31 [Preview] No.210639 del
>>210634
pity his name wasn't Burke.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:34:40 [Preview] No.210640 del
>>210636
Ironically, I bet you're one of the anti-Nuro posters and the only difference between them is that she has a cunt.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:34:45 [Preview] No.210641 del
>>210589
Nice one. Glad you didn't end up on that facebook page.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:35:03 [Preview] No.210642 del
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>>210638
ok fren


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:35:27 [Preview] No.210643 del
>>210627
ProteinNEET is the teraChad. He strikes terror into mere gigachads like 10k and webby.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:35:46 [Preview] No.210644 del
>>210631
this is parallel to complaining about a person on say discord, when you can just fucking block them instead of continuing as a whining little sissy


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:36:26 [Preview] No.210645 del
>>210643
He is basically Nuro.
A lack of self awareness results in a lot of self confidence.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:36:49 [Preview] No.210646 del
>>210627
>ProteinNEET
He's the one on the sex offender registry right?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:36:58 [Preview] No.210647 del
>>210638
couldn't care less you braindead seppo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:37:02 [Preview] No.210648 del
>>210644
BO is the only one that can do the blocking here.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:37:22 [Preview] No.210649 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:37:38 [Preview] No.210650 del
>>210645
The difference is that proteinNEET can get away with it. Nuro just gets gangcuddled by bike boongs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:39:04 [Preview] No.210652 del
>>210623
considering how massive 4chans reach is on internet meme culture it seems to be a fools errand to avoid it completely and worse yet pretentious twattage to think you are somehow above it all


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:39:16 [Preview] No.210653 del
>>210642
Same old jokes no creativity


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:39:16 [Preview] No.210654 del
>>210650
He once got followed home by a coworker, her friend and their boyfriends, who then got out and hit him with a baseball bat for chatting the girl up at work.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:39:22 [Preview] No.210655 del
>>210638
>could care less
>that means you do care
>at least a little
>I hate these word criiiiiimes


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:40:23 [Preview] No.210656 del
Keep barking for me fucking dogs


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:40:34 [Preview] No.210657 del
>>210652
But we are.
And it's obvious that we are.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:41:52 [Preview] No.210658 del
>>210654
He must have chatted her up pretty aggressively to provoke such a response.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:42:58 [Preview] No.210659 del
>>210647
Go ahead resort to the tactic of correcting grammar


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:43:15 [Preview] No.210660 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:43:40 [Preview] No.210661 del
>>210654
Did he get them sacked?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:46:27 [Preview] No.210663 del
>>210659
m8, it is saying something and meaning the complete opposite. I don't know why yanks do it so much.
Like they say "all but destroyed" to just mean destroyed. Even though it should mean "everything but destroyed" as in "definitley not destroyed". That isn't pedantic, it is not being a fucking mong. Even boongs can speak English better than gooks like you.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:49:51 [Preview] No.210664 del
>>210663
They need word of the week


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:52:23 [Preview] No.210665 del
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Made too much as usual, have only added a couple of bay leaves so far.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:53:22 [Preview] No.210666 del
>>210593
Was a relaxing drive, very cold up the top of Robertson, only 5c.

>>210598
I never had a dash mat, maybe another NEET?

>>210599
I don't see how they'd dox you from that, I was going to take the motorbike out but it's way too cold.

>>210641
I don't do anything silly, just a bit of spirited driving.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:58:06 [Preview] No.210667 del
>>210665
Very well prepped. Excellent presentation.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 02:59:47 [Preview] No.210668 del
Going to watch a lecture.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:06:16 [Preview] No.210669 del
Had 193 tabs of Indian porn open


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:08:19 [Preview] No.210670 del
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>>210669
you got to get the poojeeta


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:08:46 [Preview] No.210671 del
>>210669
That seems a bit excessive neet.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:08:48 [Preview] No.210672 del
>>210669
Reported for nuro impersonation.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:09:00 [Preview] No.210673 del
>>210669
big wank


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:09:47 [Preview] No.210674 del
>>210665
Chicken looks a little under-cooked ;)


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:13:58 [Preview] No.210675 del
You fellas have any good DVDs?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:14:46 [Preview] No.210676 del
>>210675
i got the 2nd lotr


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:15:30 [Preview] No.210677 del
>>210676
Good stuff, good stuff.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:23:45 [Preview] No.210678 del
>>210675
>DVDs
lol you boomer


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:27:25 [Preview] No.210679 del
>>210675
Depends what you like, I have a collection of dvd,LD, BD and 4k discs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:31:54 [Preview] No.210680 del
>>210675
Sold most of 'em years ago - after transferring to a hard drive - but I still have a couple pornos and some live concerts.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:32:16 [Preview] No.210681 del
>>210679
You have 4,000 discs?!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:32:49 [Preview] No.210682 del
You fellas have any good records?
I'm thinking of installing my record player in my horseless carriage. I need some help with the wiring of the speakers though.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:33:42 [Preview] No.210683 del
>>210681
That is 4.7GB * 4000 = 19.2TB of boong porn.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:34:29 [Preview] No.210684 del
>>210682
>horseless carriage
Just a fad like that internet, horses will be back in fashion soon.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:35:10 [Preview] No.210685 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:35:13 [Preview] No.210686 del
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It's starting to snow.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:37:57 [Preview] No.210687 del
>>210686
>>210686
>OH GOD I'M GONNA, I'M, I'M SNOOOOOOOOWING


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:38:02 [Preview] No.210688 del
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>>210686
I wish I lived somewhere where it snowed regularly in winter.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:38:19 [Preview] No.210689 del
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Just bought some new polarised rayban wayfarers. Off to the beach. Have a nice afternoon Neets.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:39:24 [Preview] No.210690 del
>>210689
Woah, take it easy slayer, leave some pussy for the rest of us!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:41:51 [Preview] No.210691 del
>>210689
Based as fuck Nuro. Get rid of that flab around the midsection and you are going to be looking fly this summer.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:43:12 [Preview] No.210692 del
>>210691
>rid of that flab
Well, maybe the one after this one.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:44:44 [Preview] No.210693 del
>>210665
Look forward to seeing the result.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:45:44 [Preview] No.210694 del
>>210675
Not on me. They're at my dads, I think.
I had a good collection.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:46:28 [Preview] No.210695 del
>>210682
Likewise, had a good collection, now at my dads.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 03:59:40 [Preview] No.210696 del
This was one of the dvds I had.
Pretty weird flick, I had to watch it a couple times to get it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:09:22 [Preview] No.210697 del
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Have added, lots of fresh ground black pepper, 2 cloves garlic, splash of tomato sauce and ayam light soy sauce, half a teaspoon of Vegeta stock, there was no need for any additional salt.
>>210693
I stuffed up when adding that campbells stock, I was only going to add half of it with half water as I find my soups taste a bit rich with everything else I add to it, but it tastes fine. Now for the long slow simmer.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:10:20 [Preview] No.210698 del
>>210697
Keep the Worchestershire sauce on hand, you'll need it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:12:06 [Preview] No.210699 del
>>210697
Nice work NEET. Looks great.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:13:32 [Preview] No.210700 del
>>210698
Yep, sorry forgot to mention I did add a splash of that as well.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:17:11 [Preview] No.210701 del
>>210700
Very good.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:17:26 [Preview] No.210702 del
>>210697
Looking good.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:18:34 [Preview] No.210703 del
You fellas have any good memes? I used to have a big collection, but now they're at me Dad's place.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:20:02 [Preview] No.210704 del
>>210703
It's the safest place for them.
You're not responsible enough to keep care of them.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:20:50 [Preview] No.210705 del
JK Rowling has already been given the Order of the Companion of Honour, appearing in the Queen's birthday list in 2017, but is yet to make full dame-hood. Just under a tenth also think David Beckham should finally be made a Sir.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:21:47 [Preview] No.210706 del
>>210697
Looking nice and hearty. But why are you using the portable gas cooker?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:23:41 [Preview] No.210707 del
>>210704
That's what they all said during the intervention.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:26:09 [Preview] No.210708 del
Fucking dogshit day.
Haven't been able to focus. Feel lethargic. Got a mid-semester test on Tuesday I need to study for but I'm finding it fucking difficult to do so.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:26:13 [Preview] No.210709 del
>>210705
>be made a Sir
He kicked soccer balls and banged a Spice Girl. So what.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:27:17 [Preview] No.210710 del
>>210709
Have you done either?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:27:36 [Preview] No.210711 del
Might have a nap.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:29:04 [Preview] No.210712 del
>>210708
Me too. I am having a rest day.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:33:33 [Preview] No.210714 del
>>210706
My oven doesn't work.


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:39:27 [Preview] No.210716 del
>>210710
I've done one of those things. And which exactly is for me to know and you to never find out.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:44:22 [Preview] No.210717 del
>>210710
What a shit argument.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:49:51 [Preview] No.210718 del
Does anyone actually care about the queen and her rewards?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:53:17 [Preview] No.210719 del
>>210718
True NEETs only care about the council.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:53:48 [Preview] No.210720 del
>>210719
Exactly.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 04:56:53 [Preview] No.210721 del
>>210720
I've been blown away by their recent directives.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:01:56 [Preview] No.210722 del
>>210718
It would be pretty badass to be knighted but not too many of the younger generation would give a fuck if you were Sir Whatever.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:03:32 [Preview] No.210723 del
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:08:29 [Preview] No.210724 del
>>210723
Oh Fraser


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:11:02 [Preview] No.210725 del
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>>210723
Arise Sir NEET, we are pleased with you.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:15:40 [Preview] No.210726 del
All this time later and NEETs are still talking about Monk's bulge. That is true immortality. Forget your silly queen's awards.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 05:44:39 [Preview] No.210727 del
Koonibba.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:04:17 [Preview] No.210728 del
How we doing neets


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:13:59 [Preview] No.210729 del
>>210728
Doing good, pick up that mars bar wrapper and the durry buts and chuckem in the bin.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:22:46 [Preview] No.210730 del
Injinoo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:26:40 [Preview] No.210731 del
Accidentally put way too much tumeric powder in my dahl. It has a weird aftertaste that is a little unpleasant. I'm going to leave it for a few hours to see if the taste improves. Any suggestions?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:28:37 [Preview] No.210732 del
>>210731
That's an interesting question I was going to recommend using salt and or sugar, but I have no experience and would probably recommend looking on Google.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:28:42 [Preview] No.210733 del
>>210731
So adding something sweet or acidic (like tomato sauce) can fix it. I'm going to give that a go.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:29:17 [Preview] No.210734 del
(1.69 MB 450x247 BOOTY_BOOTY.gif)
STRAIGHT TO THE ARSE


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:36:55 [Preview] No.210740 del
>>210734
¡Muy caliente, culo grande!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:38:22 [Preview] No.210741 del
>>210733
>>210732
I put as much tomato sauce as I could steal from female roommate without her noticing and then a little bit of sugar since that didn't really help much. It is a tad better in terms of the actual taste but it has done nothing for the aftertaste which is still very unpleasant. I am probably one of the only mongs on earth to ruin a dish with osmething as mild as tumeric of all things. I am going to buy a jar of tomato chutney tomorrow and dump the whole thing in there. Hopefully that will mask it enough I'll be able to get it down.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:42:38 [Preview] No.210742 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:43:16 [Preview] No.210743 del
I am going to put some sultanas in.
If this doesn't work I will freeze it and gradually work in small amounts to other dishes.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:44:36 [Preview] No.210744 del
If you are an "arse-man" you're either a nigger or an NPC.
It's kind of okay if you are actually black but you should probably off yourself if your an NPC.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:45:50 [Preview] No.210745 del
>>210744
I like milkies and brappers


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:45:50 [Preview] No.210746 del
>>210744
>your an NPC
You should probably spend some time away from the internet for a while.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:51:31 [Preview] No.210747 del
>>210744
NEET arse is among the finer things in life m8


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:57:31 [Preview] No.210748 del
>>210746
What the fuck are you going to do about it? I'll start my next sentence with so if you aren't careful.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:58:28 [Preview] No.210749 del
I added a bit more tomato sauce. (rather daring)
It has definitely improved although it is unpleasant. This may be the thing that finally gets me to lose those couple of kilos I've been meaning to.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 06:59:17 [Preview] No.210750 del
>>210748
Settle down there turbo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:01:10 [Preview] No.210751 del
>>210750
Turbo tax?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:01:27 [Preview] No.210752 del
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Landing a Pipistrel Virus at Sandane aerodrome Norway, some weird graphical glitch on the side of the fjords, and also a lot of turbulence.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cXcRfaUj9QI [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:03:53 [Preview] No.210753 del
>>210752
What happens if you allah ackbar?
Can you crash into the space rock cube at mecca?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:04:45 [Preview] No.210754 del
Had a good nap. Then watched the recent videos by Primitive Technology.
In the time it's taken me to get fat and lazy, he's built and destroyed civilisation 4 times.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:04:51 [Preview] No.210755 del
>>210753
That would be dumb and racist.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:05:18 [Preview] No.210756 del
>>210721
blowing*


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:06:16 [Preview] No.210757 del
>>210731
Put more yoghurt in it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.210758 del
>>210752
Well landed.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:07:45 [Preview] No.210759 del
>>210754
>Primitive Technology
That's a good channel.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:07:50 [Preview] No.210760 del
>>210749
You've ruined it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.210761 del
>>210758
Thank you.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:09:21 [Preview] No.210762 del
>>210759
Yeah, I hadn't seen the last few videos.
Made me feel old, he made a compilation of everything in the past 5 years.
I watched his first video when it was first made.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:09:25 [Preview] No.210763 del
>>210755
Based.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:10:30 [Preview] No.210764 del
i forced my self to do a bit of exercise today, which is good


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:10:34 [Preview] No.210765 del
>>210757
That would've been the smart thing to do but I don't have any.
I put some lime juice in and a bunch of sultanas. I think my Frankenstein recipe is actually somewhat edible now.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:11:09 [Preview] No.210766 del
>>210754
>recent videos by Primitive Technology.
It has been 8 months since he has uploaded a video. I wonder what is going on.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:11:13 [Preview] No.210767 del
>>210764
I'll force myself on you if you aren't careful, Soy Free.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:11:43 [Preview] No.210768 del
>>210766
Probably trying to set up his own internet.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:12:14 [Preview] No.210769 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:12:40 [Preview] No.210770 del
>>210762
Huh, his last vid is from 8 months ago.
Recently I watched a couple of Irish blokes building an Iron Age inspired stone round house. Wasn't nearly as good as his stuff.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:16:17 [Preview] No.210771 del
Primitive Technology guy looks a bit like Stirfry NEET.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:16:31 [Preview] No.210772 del
Gollywogs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:18:19 [Preview] No.210773 del
Are any of you neets familiar with the "Koolie" dog breed?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:18:46 [Preview] No.210774 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.210775 del
>>210773
Collie?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:20:04 [Preview] No.210776 del
>>210765
You are cooking like I do.. and why I don't post them here often.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:20:28 [Preview] No.210777 del
>>210766
I hadn't seen any since the iron making one.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:20:30 [Preview] No.210778 del
>>210773
I don't know, am I?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:21:07 [Preview] No.210779 del
>>210776
Some NEETs get pretty nasty with the food posting on here.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:22:30 [Preview] No.210780 del
>>210770
He really puts a lot of effort in.
The last few videos were shilling his book.
Shame I can't read anything longer than a few words stringed together.
Speaking of which, I think I've asked before but can't remember what you said.
Did you write >>210496 ?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:23:01 [Preview] No.210781 del
>>210775
No. They are pretty obscure even within Australia. Some people say the name came from a German shepherd that meant to write "Collie" but misspelt it "Koolie". I could also believe it was called that for racist reasons and then the story about the German was a bit of a cover. They are a nice breed.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:23:07 [Preview] No.210782 del
>>210771
Except stirfry NEET has the hair do of a >>210772


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:23:46 [Preview] No.210783 del
>>210773
Yeah, they have two different coloured eyes.
I think bluedog may have a bit in him.
They're a bit like a kelpie.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:24:44 [Preview] No.210784 del
>>210776
>>210779
Yeah, I don't post photos anymore because of the nasty neets telling me it was a rule seven violation.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:25:24 [Preview] No.210785 del
>>210779
I either go full mong, or stick to a recipe.
Mont of my foods posted are when I fuck up and just keep fucking with it.
Yours cookingNEET's (if you're not him) are always spectacular.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:26:28 [Preview] No.210786 del
>>210781
The ones I've seen have shorter hair than a butthole collie.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:26:51 [Preview] No.210787 del
lol, forgot about that.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:27:34 [Preview] No.210788 del
>>210496
hmm
>>210785
Not him and his posts are without a doubt the highest quality and my favourite on here. I've mostly just been eating chicken with brown rice and steamed veggies or salads lately, so nothing too exciting or worth posting.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:27:50 [Preview] No.210789 del
>>210780
>a few words stringed together.
His book is just that practically.
>Did you write
No. The screenshot is from our Board Spelunking thread:
>>>/kc/23385
If you scroll down a bit you can find the whole post.

>>210781
I don't know it then.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:28:58 [Preview] No.210790 del
I never follow recipes.
I just wing it, fuck it up, and do it all again once I've finished my awful meal.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:31:20 [Preview] No.210791 del
>>210789
Yeah, I took the screenshot when I found out you perverts were snooping on us.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:31:41 [Preview] No.210792 del
>>210790
This is the art of the NEET.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:34:07 [Preview] No.210793 del
>>210789
Did you read his book?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:35:47 [Preview] No.210794 del
>>210791
The post was made way before 8chan went down and /ausneets/ moved here. He also wrote about doomer, animus, mde, and x within a few days from each other. They were picked on the basis of poster number range.

>>210793
I skimmed it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:37:27 [Preview] No.210795 del
>19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:37:44 [Preview] No.210796 del
>>210794
Is that poster still here?
He has a fine blend of the tism.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:37:55 [Preview] No.210797 del
I've never known a board to have as many rules as we do.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:41:31 [Preview] No.210798 del
>>210797
Not enough tbh, and not enforced hard enough either.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:41:37 [Preview] No.210799 del
Did ya win?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:43:51 [Preview] No.210800 del
I might say a naughty word soon. Sorry in advance.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:44:03 [Preview] No.210801 del
>tfw never had a father


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:44:22 [Preview] No.210802 del
Life Pro Tip: Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:44:34 [Preview] No.210803 del
>>210801
immaculatelyconceivedNEET?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:44:43 [Preview] No.210804 del
>>210798
Agreed.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:45:50 [Preview] No.210805 del
>>210801
Mine was shit.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:46:15 [Preview] No.210806 del
>>210800
If you do, you will not be allowed to wank the dog off for a week.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:46:31 [Preview] No.210807 del
No offense but [offensive_remark]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:47:22 [Preview] No.210808 del
>>210801
Biological father disowned me before I was born and my former stepdad was an emotionally abusive fuckwit while my family sat by and just whinged and joked about how much of a prick he was in front of me.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.210809 del
>>210803
Nah, my dad was just a drop kick wino. He died when I was quite young and I don't remember him at all. I still had the experience of a violent step-father in my teenage years which was probably for the worst. My mum used to cover for him and the string of boyfriends she had inbetween. I really hate her for that.

>>210808
Fucking hell, you sound just like me.
My dad punched my mum in the gut when he found out she was pregnant because he didn't want me to be born, yet here I am neeting it up.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:51:40 [Preview] No.210810 del
>>210796
Yes, he posts every couple of days. He has an ongoing series now about the coup of 1964 April 1. He also digested Tooze's book about the economy of the Nazi Germany for us.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:51:45 [Preview] No.210811 del
>>210802
Pretty good advice I guess.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:52:43 [Preview] No.210812 del
I have woken from my nap and consumed six (6) crumpets and one (1) lemon meringue pie.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:56:11 [Preview] No.210813 del
>>210812
I feel the need for feed too.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:56:18 [Preview] No.210814 del
>>210808
>>210809
That's really sad, I am glad to have a fartherbot.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:56:51 [Preview] No.210815 del
is Harry Potter on tv tonight?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:57:43 [Preview] No.210816 del
Im having a cup of tea and a couple of endone pills

Cheers lads


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:57:49 [Preview] No.210817 del
>>210814
>fartherbot
I'd tell you to give him a hug but he will just move away.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:57:54 [Preview] No.210818 del
>>210814
I'm glad you do too. Make sure to never take him for granted.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:58:31 [Preview] No.210819 del
>That freshly-showered feeling coupled with that freshly-washed-bed-sheets feeling feeling


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.210820 del
>>210815
yes on the secret channel.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:00:16 [Preview] No.210821 del
>>210820
i can't get that down here :(


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:01:09 [Preview] No.210822 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI [Embed]
I could die to this.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.210823 del
>>210822
that was gay but this looks alright https://youtube.com/watch?v=X5d8bnvO2JQ [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:06:04 [Preview] No.210824 del
>>210823
>gay
Hot!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:07:44 [Preview] No.210825 del
>>210785
>cookingNEET
>>210788
>Not him
If you guys are talking about me I might just jerk-off to these posts


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:09:56 [Preview] No.210826 del
>>210825
If you are grocery haul NEET then jerk away.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:10:02 [Preview] No.210827 del
>>210825
Even if we're not talking about you can you still jerk off to these posts, please?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:10:23 [Preview] No.210828 del
>>210816
>endone pills
You absolute degenerate!
t. On Me 6th cup of GOon


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:11:04 [Preview] No.210829 del
>>210816
Snort it!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:11:45 [Preview] No.210830 del
>>210826
>>210827
My last pair of clean boxer shorts have just been removed


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:11:52 [Preview] No.210831 del
>>210825
As long as it doesn't hinder your culinary mastery.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:12:45 [Preview] No.210832 del
>>210830
>clean boxer shorts
Oh well, look at this fancy NEET over here with this clean clothes.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:13:01 [Preview] No.210833 del
>>210832
>this
*his


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:14:04 [Preview] No.210834 del
>>210830
Post the pics.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:14:23 [Preview] No.210835 del
>>210828
Cheers, NEET

>>210829
Fuck id go some Charlie, shame about the work furlough


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:15:02 [Preview] No.210836 del
>>210833
Everything in the commune is communal. Everything
Especially little neet bottoms.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:15:48 [Preview] No.210837 del
>>210830
Hot, you're sitting there naked


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:16:23 [Preview] No.210838 del
>>210816
>>210835
I have taken two 25mg Prednisone tablets as my sickness has worsened for the last three days. Had the biggest meal tonight than all the meals of the each day in the last three days. Looking forward to sleep tonight for once.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:16:56 [Preview] No.210839 del
>>210836
I will not be wearing other NEETs dirty underpants.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:18:01 [Preview] No.210840 del
at the compound we will all be writing our names in our cumdies with a laundry marker


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:18:22 [Preview] No.210841 del
>>210839
>underpants
Hmmmmmmm.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.210842 del
>>210840
I will be wearing yours.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:22:11 [Preview] No.210843 del
Cindy is going to be flat out with all teh washing and cooking at the Compound.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:23:25 [Preview] No.210844 del
>>210843
That's if she gets time for any of that. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I'm saying?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:23:31 [Preview] No.210845 del
>>210843
I can help her with the underwear.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.210846 del
>>210845
Bulge sniffer


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:25:48 [Preview] No.210847 del
Had half a bowl of that "dish". Couldn't have any more. It's fucking awful. I am going to throw it out when female roommate is out of the house.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:26:26 [Preview] No.210848 del
>>210846
Gotta manage the bulge somehow.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:26:32 [Preview] No.210849 del
Speaking of Cindy , had a nice dindins of lamb cutlets, mashed spuds, broccoli and peas.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:28:21 [Preview] No.210850 del
>>210849
Noice.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:29:22 [Preview] No.210851 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:30:18 [Preview] No.210852 del
Prime bulge.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:31:11 [Preview] No.210853 del
Still haven't done anything today.
Haven't even relaxed and enjoyed doing nothing. I've just done literally nothing.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:31:44 [Preview] No.210854 del
>>210853
You should have done something.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:31:57 [Preview] No.210855 del
>>210847
Can you 'filter' all the chook meat from the rest and use that for stuff like sandwiches/salads/MiGoreng noodles?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:32:21 [Preview] No.210856 del
>>210852
If I had a bulge like that to manage, I'd feed him that well too.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:33:34 [Preview] No.210857 del
>>210853
Breath in and out very slowly.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:35:17 [Preview] No.210858 del
>>210857
That's how you manage the bulge.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:39:24 [Preview] No.210859 del
>>210849
Sounds nice
Were the lamb cutlets expensive?
A lady that works at the local bottleshop was telling me some months ago (they have a property and run a number of sheep) the other shop she works at (local butchers) were selling lamb cutlets for something like $30 kg, she said to me when they sell their sheep they wern't getting much more than 30 for the entire sheep, so I wonder just who is making the profit?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.210860 del
>>210855
You're thinking of the other neet. Mine doesn't contain meat.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:43:21 [Preview] No.210861 del
>>210849
She's a good one.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.210862 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:45:06 [Preview] No.210863 del
>>210859
We just got them from woolies, 3 cutlets each, was only like $20 something, they were good.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:46:55 [Preview] No.210864 del
>>210859
>they wern't getting much more than 30 for the entire sheep,
That isn't right.
I think she's lying.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:47:54 [Preview] No.210865 del
>>210859
She might be getting $30 a kg.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:48:13 [Preview] No.210866 del
>>210864
Wholesale prices for sheep are a lot less than the supermarket prices would suggest.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:49:13 [Preview] No.210867 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:49:22 [Preview] No.210868 del
Heck.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:49:51 [Preview] No.210869 del
>>210865
Nah, that;s not right either
>>210866
Yeah, it would be well more than $30 though.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.210870 del
Some of you NEETs never watched landline and took note of the graphs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:52:30 [Preview] No.210871 del
>>210870
City neets


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.210872 del
>>210870
I take notes on Kerry's hairdo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:54:22 [Preview] No.210873 del
You watching the footy Cruisey?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:56:30 [Preview] No.210874 del
F-f-footy!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:56:59 [Preview] No.210875 del
High maintenance bulge


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:58:47 [Preview] No.210876 del
>>210873
Monaro is watching some high school musical type shit and trying to make me watch it. I can only watch footy on the lounge tv.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 08:59:04 [Preview] No.210877 del
>>210874
Who's playing?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:01:54 [Preview] No.210878 del
>>210877
Ffffffooty players!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:02:31 [Preview] No.210879 del
>>210872
Rates of fluctuations in quality or steady improvement?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:03:56 [Preview] No.210880 del
>>210878
It's an entertaining sport and socially acceptable office discussion.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:04:42 [Preview] No.210881 del
>>210879
Fluctuations in quality, when he's on the road he doesn't have the abc stylist to make it look real.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:05:18 [Preview] No.210882 del
>>210881
That's a shame.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:05:27 [Preview] No.210883 del
>>210876
Sing along with Monaro.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:05:47 [Preview] No.210884 del
when are we going to try and kidnap the hungarian again?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.210885 del
Going to the gym again soon.
At least that is one thing somewhat productive today.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:07:47 [Preview] No.210886 del
>>210838
Radox bath, strong scrub and pre bed stretch, fuckin bliss man

Havent had an opiate in.. years actually. Feels fucken good man.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:10:09 [Preview] No.210887 del
>>210885
Have fun and be safe.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:10:24 [Preview] No.210888 del
having a biscuits


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:11:17 [Preview] No.210889 del
>>210884
Shit meme.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:11:18 [Preview] No.210890 del
>>210886
That sounds wonderful.

My stomach is rumbling from the food moving through it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:11:47 [Preview] No.210891 del
>>210888
Those lack flavour in my experience.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:13:13 [Preview] No.210892 del
>>210884
He is too smart for us m8, he is always one step ahead of our plans.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:13:21 [Preview] No.210893 del
>>210889
Shit attitude.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:13:48 [Preview] No.210894 del
>>210888
Don't eat them all.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:14:42 [Preview] No.210895 del
>>210892
it could be the timezone helping him


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:14:54 [Preview] No.210896 del
>>210894
You know he will.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:15:38 [Preview] No.210897 del
>>210884
This time we're gonna use pink van instead of black.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:15:53 [Preview] No.210898 del
>>210894
I had seven (7).


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:17:00 [Preview] No.210899 del
>>210888
Nice choice in bickie.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:18:32 [Preview] No.210900 del
>>210898
well second breakfasted


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:20:17 [Preview] No.210901 del
>>210888
They would make a good breakky


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:20:38 [Preview] No.210902 del
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For me, it's Monte Carlo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:21:03 [Preview] No.210903 del
>>210902
Good taste neet.
I love them.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:21:41 [Preview] No.210904 del
Webby has probably fucked one of my mates older sisters from pirie by now.
I don't know how to feel about that.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:22:15 [Preview] No.210905 del
Great thanks neets. now I feel like a biscuit, and I don't have any.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:22:23 [Preview] No.210906 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:23:17 [Preview] No.210907 del
>>210905
Motherbat always keeps a spare packet of 'visitor biscuits', which I invariably eat when I visit.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:23:36 [Preview] No.210908 del
>>210904
I have not.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:24:29 [Preview] No.210909 del
>>210902
That isn't how you eat monte carlos.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:25:13 [Preview] No.210910 del
>>210907
She just calls them that, they are there specifically for you.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:26:14 [Preview] No.210911 del
>>210908
I thought you were on with some pirie girls?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:26:26 [Preview] No.210912 del
>>210910
No, she puts out biscuits and cake for tradesmen and neighbours and the like.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:26:41 [Preview] No.210913 del
Had dinner, it was tasty.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:26:54 [Preview] No.210914 del
>>210912
She just puts out in general


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:27:52 [Preview] No.210915 del
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Chicken tendies for dinner


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:28:02 [Preview] No.210916 del
>>210911
There was one girl from Pirie. It went nowhere so I stopped seeing her.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:28:22 [Preview] No.210917 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:28:28 [Preview] No.210918 del
>>210912
She sounds like a kind lady.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:28:46 [Preview] No.210919 del
>>210915
Did the cumdies come from Aldi too?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:28:54 [Preview] No.210920 del
>>210915
Never seen that brand before, although I've cut out that sort of stuff. Is it good or just your usual tendies?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:30:19 [Preview] No.210921 del
>>210915
Hmmmmm, good source of Protein.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:32:33 [Preview] No.210922 del
>>210919
From Kmart
>>210920
From Aldi


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.210923 del
I don't know why today has been so terrible.
I hope I can do better tomorrow.
The whole "I'm going nowhere and I'm in a hurry" thing is really bad for me.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.210924 del
>>210922
>Is it good or just your usual tendies?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:34:35 [Preview] No.210925 del
>>210915
MOVE THAT BOX


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.210926 del
>>210922
>From Aldi
And only 15% fat mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:10 [Preview] No.210928 del
>>210924
This will be my first time having this brand


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:32 [Preview] No.210929 del
>>210925
he is a modest noot


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:38 [Preview] No.210930 del
>>210925
It is stuck to his NEETstick


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.210931 del
>>210915
Tease.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:50 [Preview] No.210932 del
They're cooking in the air fryer right now


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:35:57 [Preview] No.210933 del
>>210928
Alrighty, hope you enjoy them.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:36:03 [Preview] No.210934 del
back home really fucking high just spent an hour in my car smoking not going anywhere but imagining the places i will go to in the future


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:37:02 [Preview] No.210935 del
>>210915
Need that foidNEET to post a pic similar to this.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:37:34 [Preview] No.210936 del
>>210934
I hope you didn't drive while high.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:38:18 [Preview] No.210937 del
>>63588
I've been off it for a few months. You definitely sleep better without that filth.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:38:27 [Preview] No.210938 del
>>210935
That would be quite hot


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:38:43 [Preview] No.210939 del
>>210934
good smack?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:39:02 [Preview] No.210940 del
>>210912
She is a good woman.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:39:19 [Preview] No.210941 del
>>210914
Motherbat is pure and wholesome.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:39:25 [Preview] No.210942 del
>>210934
Damn you're cool. Bet the 14 year old boys were impressed.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.210943 del
>>210915
They are the best tendies.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:40:03 [Preview] No.210944 del
>>210941
Sorry mate, I couldn't resist making a rubbish joke there.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:40:09 [Preview] No.210945 del
>>210921
Too much in fact


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:40:27 [Preview] No.210946 del
>>210941
>pure
Does she have the corona?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:41:04 [Preview] No.210947 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lbfZTKxtPcQ [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:42:05 [Preview] No.210948 del
I received my updated pensioner concession card today. Now it says 'DSP' at the bottom


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:42:07 [Preview] No.210949 del
>>210947
m8, you are basically a housewife with the shit you watch


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:42:35 [Preview] No.210950 del
>>210942
Those teens sold him the grass. They're still laughing.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:42:37 [Preview] No.210951 del
>>210947
Holy fuck, I just watched about a minute but that seems horrifying.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:43:33 [Preview] No.210952 del
>>210948
Welcome to the club, enjoy your early retirement.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:43:43 [Preview] No.210953 del
>>210948
Enjoy at least for the first few years


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:44:30 [Preview] No.210954 del
>>210947
hot
i'd have slipped it in


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:44:44 [Preview] No.210955 del
>>210953
Do they kick oyu off?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:44:52 [Preview] No.210956 del
>>210948
yes they seem to single us out for some reason, there is no reason for it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:45:43 [Preview] No.210957 del
>>210955
I opted out.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:46:48 [Preview] No.210958 del
>>210934
Making the most of queenslands non-lockdown.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:46:55 [Preview] No.210959 del
>>210948
Congrats m8. You've made it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:47:57 [Preview] No.210960 del
>>210947
That's sad.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:48:41 [Preview] No.210961 del
>>210936
what part of sitting in my car not going did you not understand ?
>>210939
the best
>>210942
the kids at the skate park really like me TBPH
>>210958
making the most of life fren


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:48:51 [Preview] No.210962 del
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Tendies


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:49:42 [Preview] No.210963 del
>>210962
Looks Dry


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:49:50 [Preview] No.210964 del
>>210962
Now you have to post your bulge, Shitey.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:50:11 [Preview] No.210965 del
>>210962
Tasty.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:50:35 [Preview] No.210966 del
>>210962
Why were you in your undies at work?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:51:42 [Preview] No.210967 del
>>210966
That's their uniform, T'shirts and undies.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:52:11 [Preview] No.210968 del
>>210964
I second this motion.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:52:21 [Preview] No.210969 del
>>210949
Don't know too many housewives that watch autistic goth wand-makers


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:53:50 [Preview] No.210970 del
>>210947
She should've been hospitalised after the first, a tonic clonic for 3 mins can leave you brain damaged.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:54:07 [Preview] No.210971 del
>>210966
He has been cooking those top presentation meals. They are not work ones. That counter is in his new digs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:54:15 [Preview] No.210972 del
>>210951
The mum is fucking awesome, she handled that really well.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:54:22 [Preview] No.210973 del
>>210962
skelllie and boring / 10


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:54:28 [Preview] No.210974 del
Weber's wand.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:54:45 [Preview] No.210975 del
>>210961
Nuro please don't push your image posting.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:55:05 [Preview] No.210976 del
>>210964
shitey ?? i thought my name was shirley !!


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:55:13 [Preview] No.210977 del
>>210967
No wonder poojeetas are all flustered and leaving their husbands.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:55:21 [Preview] No.210978 del
>>210962
Make a soup out of it using Worcestershire sauce as the broth


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:55:31 [Preview] No.210979 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:55:58 [Preview] No.210980 del
>>210538
NK would rate that fake noonga 0/10 for having zero aboriginal blood in their veins.
>>210599
If you're really tearing shit up and speeding or skids or stuff like that then you should be careful with putting that footage anywhere, a guy I worked with back when I was a wagie got caught speeding 130 in 60 zone and then when he went to court they slapped extra charges onto him because they found videos of him doing skids on the Princes Highway out in Gippsland on his FB.
>>210675
All my movies are on an external hard drive, I haven't used a DVD in years.
>>210888
A solid choice.
>>210948
Nice.
8 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to buy some beer and mcdonalds today, also bought a full tank of petrol, other than that today is probably the coldest day of the year.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:56:28 [Preview] No.210981 del
>>210961
>what part of sitting in my car not going did you not understand ?

No need to be so upset, frens don't let frens drug drive.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:56:54 [Preview] No.210982 del
>>210973
They are to be cut, put with avo, tomato, salad and aoili, then wrapped.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:57:27 [Preview] No.210983 del
>>210979
Shitey is hairier than Mitch Dowd.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:58:47 [Preview] No.210984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3BXyEUOuNds [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:59:17 [Preview] No.210985 del
>>210915
I wear the same cumdies.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 09:59:25 [Preview] No.210986 del
>>210982
>aoili
pepper mayo


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:00:15 [Preview] No.210987 del
>>210985
They are yours.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:00:23 [Preview] No.210988 del
>>210985
Not as well though I bet.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:01:00 [Preview] No.210989 del
>>210986
>pepper mayo
aoili


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:01:11 [Preview] No.210990 del
>>210986
Overrated tbh, ever had that Jap Kewpie mayo? really nice.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:01:12 [Preview] No.210991 del
>>210986
truffle salt.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:01:18 [Preview] No.210992 del
>>210985
So he wears them for 2 days, then you wear them for 2, and then you swap back?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:02:43 [Preview] No.210993 del
>>210990
It's good in sushi, not good for anything else.
It has more vinegar than regular mayo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:03:10 [Preview] No.210994 del
>>210992
frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:03:58 [Preview] No.210995 del
Just hiccuped.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:05:38 [Preview] No.210996 del
>>210984
Weird timing.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.210997 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8YwqFz14xY4 [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.210998 del
Weber's hoodie.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:09:56 [Preview] No.210999 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M1tIH55Bo8k [Embed]

Elbow deep inside the buttholeline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:10:04 [Preview] No.211000 del
Nuro brought me to his opium den once.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:10:30 [Preview] No.211001 del
>>210998
I will need an image of 1000 width and 3000 height when it arrives.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.211002 del
>>211000
How was it?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.211003 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:12:17 [Preview] No.211004 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:12:32 [Preview] No.211005 del
>>211000
He did not. It was his friends opium den


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:13:40 [Preview] No.211006 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:13:48 [Preview] No.211007 del
>>211003
no one would care if i was barefoot or not


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:14:00 [Preview] No.211008 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:14:08 [Preview] No.211009 del
>>210999
there was actually a word filter on b o r d e r l i n e, very impressive.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:14:40 [Preview] No.211010 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:15:20 [Preview] No.211011 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:16:01 [Preview] No.211012 del
>>211010
wojack visits an opium den.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.211013 del
>>211010
Me second from right


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:19:03 [Preview] No.211014 del
Nuro was behind the Boxer Rebellion.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:20:58 [Preview] No.211015 del
Nuro assassinated Archduke Ferdinand.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:21:21 [Preview] No.211016 del
going to bed
no mr teddy to snuggle


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:23:30 [Preview] No.211017 del
>>211016
Good night NEET and Mr Teddy. Sleep tight and keep each other warm.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.211018 del
Already falling behind in my studies. No idea how I will catch up


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:24:18 [Preview] No.211019 del
>>211015
Mádörfákör.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:24:31 [Preview] No.211020 del
>>211016
>>211017
I assume he will find you.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:25:58 [Preview] No.211021 del
>>211018
Were you the NEET who dropped a subject?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:26:13 [Preview] No.211022 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:27:17 [Preview] No.211023 del
>>211016
He's in good hands and will be safe til you return.
Good night, from both of us.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:27:39 [Preview] No.211024 del
>>211016
nite m8


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:40:02 [Preview] No.211025 del
>>211022
What's the reasoning behind that edit?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:41:38 [Preview] No.211026 del
Who's the boong with the big ol' boong dong?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:42:02 [Preview] No.211027 del
>>211025
dunno cuz.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:42:59 [Preview] No.211028 del
>>211026
dong boong.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 10:50:58 [Preview] No.211029 del
(21.40 KB 474x300 boong.jpeg)
>>211026
>>211028
Big Bada Boong


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:07:45 [Preview] No.211030 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:10:11 [Preview] No.211031 del
cock in arse


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:13:14 [Preview] No.211032 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:13:47 [Preview] No.211033 del
>>211032
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:14:07 [Preview] No.211034 del
>>211031
Go slowly cunt I'm not used to it.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:15:25 [Preview] No.211035 del
dong boong


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:17:37 [Preview] No.211036 del
(2.97 MB 200x180 MFW perfect.gif)
>>210642
Keke, Jokes are immortal
>>210689
look at mr moneybags, such style .oooh im melting
>>210741
She's gonna tell you stole her sauce, you should fill it up a bit with water, you fucking amateur
>>210753
Crash into the black cube but disconnect your internet before you do that.
>>210757
tumeric will stain your teeth yellow and make you look like a curry munching pajeet. bin that shit you boong
>>210822
based beats.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI [Embed]
listen to it again

skip a bit

>>210934
Oh Nuro. You are such a little dreamer.
>>211014
lame. needs more specifics
>>211015
Shut up you cunt we know it was that Gavrilo Princip,


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:19:05 [Preview] No.211037 del
Feeling boomertown coming on.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EEA9k2Znq_0 [Embed]


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:21:58 [Preview] No.211039 del
>>211036
You looking up at my big dong boong?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:23:07 [Preview] No.211040 del
>>211039
I have not seen such an appendage posted on this board.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:26:34 [Preview] No.211041 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:32:56 [Preview] No.211042 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_kmY8g10kU4 [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:38:47 [Preview] No.211043 del
>>211041
Have a wank/


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:39:24 [Preview] No.211044 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.211045 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:44:03 [Preview] No.211046 del
Nuro was the creative genius behind Bomfunk MC's hit single Freestyler.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:45:43 [Preview] No.211047 del
>>211044
Gook night.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:47:03 [Preview] No.211048 del
>>211044
Goodnight gook girl. Have a safe wank.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:47:33 [Preview] No.211049 del
>>211046
>Freestyler
The signature song of the synthwave genre.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:49:04 [Preview] No.211050 del
Wondering about storage solutions for 10TB of data that I want to keep but only occasionally need to process.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:50:51 [Preview] No.211051 del
I took some more klonozepam, and once again it mostly made my 'heart condition' go away. I'm guessing it's either anxiety based, or a strangely delayed effect of klonozepam withdrawal - I quite months ago.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:53:27 [Preview] No.211052 del
>tfw severely pissed


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:54:21 [Preview] No.211053 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OrVKM-VVvSE [Embed]
This is great.
The VB can was a great feature.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 11:56:31 [Preview] No.211054 del
>>211051
After doing various ssris and Valium for 18 months I no longer worry about having a heart attack or have palpitations. My heart “issues” were definitely anxiety based. I haven’t had any issues besides general anxiety after tapering off it all. I no longer feel like myself and I feel retarded but I don’t have health anxiety anymore. The price I paid I guess.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:09:36 [Preview] No.211055 del
This studio is like a kitchen/bedroom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofNcExfa8Lk [Embed]


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:38:13 [Preview] No.211058 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dVhQBhecL2U [Embed]
Man


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:47:44 [Preview] No.211059 del
>>211058
Well, that's different.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:47:56 [Preview] No.211060 del
Plot
Stork is a 6-foot 7 hypochondriac who dreams of revolution and works at General Motors Holden. He is sacked from his job after doing a strip tease at work and goes to live in a share house in Carlton with his friend Westy and two trendy young men, Tony and Clyde, who share the same girlfriend, Anna. Stork loses his virginity to Anna and falls in love with her.

Anna falls pregnant and Clyde decides to marry her. Stork interrupts the wedding.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:53:30 [Preview] No.211061 del
>>211059
Yeah, they're pretty far out.
On a rabbithole of 70's psychadelic music in Aus.
But that's enough.
Time for bed.
Good night friends.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BMshjFI6xO0 [Embed]
God damn this shit is good.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:54:25 [Preview] No.211062 del
Can I get something off my chest bros?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 12:55:41 [Preview] No.211063 del
>>211062
You'll need to use a comb.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 13:08:15 [Preview] No.211064 del
>>211062
How long is a piece of string?


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 13:11:29 [Preview] No.211066 del
>>211060
Guess making all those Buick 3.8's got to his head.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 13:13:13 [Preview] No.211067 del
>>211066
Never late with a 3.8


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 16:21:08 [Preview] No.211068 del
eating pistachios


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 16:39:02 [Preview] No.211069 del
had an apricot muesli and now eating chicken noodle cup


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 20:33:17 [Preview] No.211071 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 20:45:58 [Preview] No.211072 del


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:02:16 [Preview] No.211073 del
>>211072
>>211071
Good cold morning


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.211074 del
>>211072
>>211073
Good morning, it says it will get colder this week.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:17:44 [Preview] No.211075 del
hey NEETs I got a new computer, please post me your best Craigs, Costas and Tonys


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:23:44 [Preview] No.211076 del
>>211075
No. Some things must be earned, grasshopper.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:28:02 [Preview] No.211077 del
>>211060
this would be on SBS the last time i watched it.


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:37:25 [Preview] No.211079 del
>>210980
Hello Mr Spergman. Hope you're staying warm.

>>210993
Also good on chicken burgers, tuna sangas, egg-salad sangas and any type of creamy salad.

>>211050
>>210998


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:50:15 [Preview] No.211080 del
>>211074
One last hurrah before Spring


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 22:53:59 [Preview] No.211082 del
>>211054
How long ago did you taper off? I started having heart problems about 2-3 months after quitting.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:08:39 [Preview] No.211083 del
>>211082
If you know that the chesty feeling is anxiety, how come you dont just accept it and ignore it?
I cant imagine its painful.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:08:50 [Preview] No.211084 del
>>211082
From 150mg zolofoft to zero took about 4 months.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:12:27 [Preview] No.211085 del
>>211078
>>211074
>>211073
>>211072
>>211071
Good morning friends.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BMshjFI6xO0 [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:14:47 [Preview] No.211086 del
Made it back from Victor. Doing a poo.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:14:56 [Preview] No.211087 del
>>211062
Last time I offer my ear.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:15:12 [Preview] No.211088 del
>>211071
>>211072
>>211073
>>211074
>>211078

Good Morning Neets. Already did a 20km ride on the beach this morn. Absolute kino.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:15:59 [Preview] No.211089 del
>>211075
No.
You must be patient.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:17:31 [Preview] No.211090 del
>>211077
I'd never seen it, it has a band I was looking at last night in it.
It's also Jacki Weaver's debut.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:17:45 [Preview] No.211091 del
>>211083
Not him but its more it is becomes your complete, unavoidable focus. You need to completely distract yourself. I count objects in the room, what I can hear and smell.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:18:10 [Preview] No.211092 del
>>211086
I hope there is no Return To Sender.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:18:33 [Preview] No.211093 del
>>211085
>>211088
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:21:12 [Preview] No.211094 del
>>211079
I'm not a fan of it, apart from in sushi.
It's also good with egg, but only when you put that on top of the sushi.
It's different to actual egg salad as you separate the yolk, once it's hard boiled.
The yolk and mayo get mixed, then the white gets cut into little bits with mayo, then those things get mixed together. Just makes the texture different.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:22:35 [Preview] No.211095 del
>>211086
I hope there was no rain on the way.
Did you get the shitter fixed?


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:26:14 [Preview] No.211097 del
>>211091
so can you see that from psychosomatic biofeedback, the symptoms will persist and increase.
Dont you marvel at the phenomenon?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:29:02 [Preview] No.211098 del
>>211088
Good morning my love, you will be nice and stinky from sweat.
HOT


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:30:17 [Preview] No.211099 del
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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:35:32 [Preview] No.211100 del
>>211098
no there was a actually 25km westerly blowing, with wind chill it felt like 8 degrees. Wore jeans did not even break a sweat.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:36:42 [Preview] No.211101 del
Have a 1-10 wage today


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:36:51 [Preview] No.211102 del
>>211100
>25km westerly blowing
>20km ride
Hmm.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:36:58 [Preview] No.211103 del
I’m not feeling so based today


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:41:27 [Preview] No.211105 del
>>211085
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:41:52 [Preview] No.211106 del
>>211088
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:42:21 [Preview] No.211107 del
Why do I even need to wage. Just seems like a formality at this point


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:43:13 [Preview] No.211108 del
>>211102
Wind doesn't apply to Nuro since he's based.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:43:28 [Preview] No.211109 del
>>211097
>so can you see that from psychosomatic biofeedback
I am not sure what that means but when my anxiety got to unmanageable levels I had to leave the environment to do something else, or I would just sit where ever I was and not move with loop of what was repeating in my mind (i.e. "How do I do it?", then "how do I fix it?".)


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:43:59 [Preview] No.211110 del
>>211103
Have a relax or slow day.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:44:31 [Preview] No.211111 del
It's all action up here lads.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KQIx6zpFJ_Q [Embed]


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:45:21 [Preview] No.211112 del
>>211105
Sup baby


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:45:57 [Preview] No.211113 del
>>211108
I think it means he actually rode 5kms and got blown the rest of the way.


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:46:09 [Preview] No.211114 del
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>>211102
is that some sort or questioning ??


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.211115 del
>>211106
morning m8


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NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:50:43 [Preview] No.211117 del
>>211116
yesno ?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:55:28 [Preview] No.211118 del
>>211109
Are you able to accept that heart palpitation symptom, given that you know its benign and psychosomatic?


NEET 08/22/2020 (Sat) 23:58:45 [Preview] No.211119 del
>>211086
Victory is yours!


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:02:06 [Preview] No.211120 del
>>211099
All 3 very disturbing


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:04:03 [Preview] No.211121 del
Possum lyfe
The pants are off.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcGaFFS4v0 [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:06:03 [Preview] No.211122 del
Class Action Park

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqg48h_uKYM [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:07:53 [Preview] No.211123 del
>>211121
I need to get one of those hats.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:09:10 [Preview] No.211124 del
>>211123
And those boots.. and nothing else.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:11:26 [Preview] No.211125 del
Batman: Gotham Knights - Official World Premiere Trailer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZHnDLbiQ1NU [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:12:07 [Preview] No.211126 del
>>211122
Defunctland had a good episode on that place.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=flkW-ceNvck [Embed]


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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:16:12 [Preview] No.211128 del
I am going to Autobarn, SCA, Dan's, and perhaps KFC. Would anybody like anything?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:18:32 [Preview] No.211129 del
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Good morning NEETs


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:19:42 [Preview] No.211130 del
possum sprayed wee in my eyes from a rafter once


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:19:56 [Preview] No.211131 del
>>211129
Good morning.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:22:55 [Preview] No.211132 del
>>211128
A signature from all these fellas, or their next of kin.
You can do your old man's for him.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KPu_PYc1RXs [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:27:05 [Preview] No.211133 del
>>211128
30 Pieces of original recipe please.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:27:14 [Preview] No.211134 del
>>211128
4 LED h3 headlamps. ill pay you back. thanks/.


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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:28:34 [Preview] No.211136 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:28:57 [Preview] No.211137 del
>>211136
Morning


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:34:04 [Preview] No.211138 del
This guys channel if full of gold.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XwBURDuVA3c [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:35:21 [Preview] No.211139 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pngNjcrMASQ [Embed]
Meant to post this one.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:50:08 [Preview] No.211140 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EKOkLAJp9qk [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:50:49 [Preview] No.211141 del
>>211138
Thee videos bring up feels from the past that I work hard to suppress. I can't look back.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:52:07 [Preview] No.211142 del
>>211118
I am not the same NEET who was talking about his heart palpitation.

The technique I described does for me is stop the loop or significantly reduces it. I can better manage afterwards because when I get to that point I cannot manage my behaviour with reasoning because I am no longer focused on what was distressing me. The physical symptoms I get are heavier breathing, higher pulse and my field of vision decreases.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:52:36 [Preview] No.211143 del
>>211128
No thank you, but thanks for asking.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:53:23 [Preview] No.211144 del
>>211129
Good morning NEET, have you encountered this:
>Microsoft Flight Simulator's mysterious Melbourne 212-storey skysccuddler: is it a tower, is it a pole, is it a typo?
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2020/aug/21/melbourne-fawkner-suburbia-users-poke-fun-at-microsoft-flight-simulator-glitches


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:53:33 [Preview] No.211145 del
I haven't had a pie in ages. I think once I reach a certain weight I might treat myself with one.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:53:42 [Preview] No.211146 del
>>211136
Morning.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:54:35 [Preview] No.211147 del
>>211141
It's a very strange feel.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OgcU1GzTALQ [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:54:44 [Preview] No.211148 del
>>211118
>>211142
>I am no longer focused on what was distressing me
This sentence makes no sense when I re-read it again. What I mean is my problem may be health or it may be a problem about a task.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:55:37 [Preview] No.211149 del
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>>211144
>skysccuddler
I like the filters, sometimes.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:58:25 [Preview] No.211150 del
>>211148
the symptom obviously starts up a feedback loop with your anxiety. I wonder if that ketamine therapy thing would reset it.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:58:54 [Preview] No.211151 del
>>211145
Get a fancy one.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 00:59:11 [Preview] No.211152 del
>>211144
Morning


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:00:11 [Preview] No.211153 del
I have finished watching that guy's channel, or enough of it anyway.
Going to have a shower then do some shopping.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:01:11 [Preview] No.211154 del
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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:01:20 [Preview] No.211155 del
>>211151
It'll be from my favourite bakery down the road.
>>211153
Good luck and be safe.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:03:21 [Preview] No.211156 del
>>211150
>the symptom obviously starts up a feedback loop with your anxiety.
It does. That's often why I drop everything and go for a walk, even if it to the kitchen or backyard.

>I wonder if that ketamine therapy thing would reset it.
Perhaps one day, it is annoying but it does not occur very often. The trigger is typically shock and the intensity of shock is how long it can continue to distress me.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:04:18 [Preview] No.211157 del
>>211126
Thanks, I'll check it out later.

>>211128
Front brake pads and a bonnet strut for an '03 Toyota Camry, bottle of JW Black Label and perhaps an original fillet burger. Please.

>>211129
Good morning FlyBoy.

>>211136
What's up, dude?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:08:33 [Preview] No.211158 del
Weber's an arse man.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:17:11 [Preview] No.211159 del
>>211158
You''ll wake up the Therapy room with that statement.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:27:55 [Preview] No.211160 del
Back from the places. Decided to forgo KFC in favour of something in the cupboard or fridge at home.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:28:30 [Preview] No.211161 del
>>211158
an utter fabrication


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:28:50 [Preview] No.211162 del
The cute gril was at Dan's again. I would taste her fanny batter and sniff her farts.


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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:30:16 [Preview] No.211164 del
>>211160
Wise choice.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:31:45 [Preview] No.211165 del
>>211154
I only have sour cream and onion, salt and vinegar hurts my mouth.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:32:31 [Preview] No.211166 del
I'm a Weber's arse man.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:33:04 [Preview] No.211167 del
>>211162
>batter


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:33:13 [Preview] No.211168 del
>>211165
samboy barbecue


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:36:03 [Preview] No.211169 del
Cruisey tried to organise an underground fight club where wagies could take out their aggression on mongs once.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:38:55 [Preview] No.211170 del
>>211168
A quality choice.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:39:33 [Preview] No.211171 del
>>211169
A quality endeavour.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:39:54 [Preview] No.211172 del


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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:44:23 [Preview] No.211177 del
I'll have to depart for the wage soon


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:45:55 [Preview] No.211178 del
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MILKY MILY WARM AND TASTY!
BRITNEY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM BRITNEY'S UDDERS!
I WANT BRITNEY'S AND NO OTHERS!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:47:33 [Preview] No.211179 del
>>211178
She gibs me milkies and calls me baby


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:50:34 [Preview] No.211180 del
Suppose I better go to the shops. Get it over with.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:53:34 [Preview] No.211181 del
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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:54:44 [Preview] No.211182 del
>>211180
Have a safe trip.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:55:09 [Preview] No.211183 del
>>211182
And a safe wank.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 01:57:33 [Preview] No.211184 del
coondiggity


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:16:56 [Preview] No.211185 del
The Batman - Official Trailer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WbUEueLx-eU [Embed]


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:26:20 [Preview] No.211186 del
>>211185
"Batman's the world's greatest detective." Really? The same seven (7) people keep fucking up his city. Scooby Doo has to think harder to come up with a suspect list. Batman is an objectively worse detective than a high dog.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:27:07 [Preview] No.211187 del
>>211185
who is the BATNEET ?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:27:18 [Preview] No.211188 del
>>211185
Looks too dark.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:28:40 [Preview] No.211189 del
>>211188
doesn't help when theaters are dark too aye? somebody turn the lights on


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:28:50 [Preview] No.211190 del
>>211173
Swat pepe is realistic.

>>211174
Black pepe is fantastic.

>>211175
Scenic.

>>211177
Good luck.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:29:31 [Preview] No.211191 del
>>211180
Good luck.

>>211181
Must be good danger money in that flying.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:30:14 [Preview] No.211192 del
>>211184
You said it should be and it was done. Although I don't why are you are using the moderator powers for bad to find it.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:30:15 [Preview] No.211193 del
>>211185
Iron Man earned his wealth by helping improve a million dollar company into a billion dollar company.
Batman's parents died and that's how he earned all his wealth. He's a Kennedy with karate lessons.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:31:37 [Preview] No.211194 del
After this year they should really released a Batman series where he's Chinese instead.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:32:30 [Preview] No.211195 del
>>211192
What on Earth are you talking about?
I am not a mod, nor using mod powers, I just typed it in with two (2) equals signs fore and aft.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:32:44 [Preview] No.211196 del
>>211185
Patterson will save the franchise. He does it well. I will rec one of my favourite films on the subject. Cosmopolis.

https://rarbgprx.org/torrent/lgo2cvn


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:32:54 [Preview] No.211197 del
Is Wakanda COVID-19 free?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:34:38 [Preview] No.211198 del
>>211195
>What on Earth are you talking about?
I don't think the brain power of all the bigbrainNEETs combined could figure out what he's trying to say.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:36:24 [Preview] No.211199 del
>>211196
The Wikipedia summary suggests this is a terrible film.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.211200 del
>>211196
I've not seen any of his movies, nor have I wanted to since the Twilight craze. But I will watch The Batman.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:38:39 [Preview] No.211201 del
Why hasn't anbody shot Batman in the chin yet? That bitch be hella exposed.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:38:52 [Preview] No.211202 del
>>211200
I liked him in The Drover.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:42:26 [Preview] No.211203 del
>>211185
Should make an excellent 4k disc.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:42:37 [Preview] No.211204 del
>>211186
>The same seven (7) people keep fucking up his city.
A penguin, a lizard, a clay pot, a clown, a guy with asthma, and a teacher with bad jokes.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:44:46 [Preview] No.211205 del
I had weetbix for breakky this morning at 8:30am. I am going to fast until tomorrow morning to see what it is like. I'll be drinking water and will have a single strepsil later on when I get home as a I have a tickle in my throat.
Reasonably productive day so far, having a study at uni. Nice and quiet on a Sunday.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:46:14 [Preview] No.211206 del
>>211195
>>211198
Odd word to say in a single word post.
1.Someone on Friday said that a word should be a word filter very vaguely.
2. I added that word into the word filter without mentioning I added it.
3. Today that word has been posted in a single one word post. It it the first time the word has been filtered.

The possibility of that word being used in a post with one word is very low but still possible. I believe someone had access to the moderation panel and can see the word filters, but cannot change them.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:48:17 [Preview] No.211207 del
>>211206
coondiggity


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:49:03 [Preview] No.211208 del
>>211205
>breakky
How many weetbix did you have?
What sort of milk?
Do you let them get completely soggy?
Sugar?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:51:28 [Preview] No.211209 del
(50.78 MB 1920x1080 its a little gurgly.mp4)
I have no idea why i made this clip.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:51:32 [Preview] No.211210 del
>>211206
I posted the word today and the other day I said it should be a coondiggity. I don't have the word filter list or moderation powers.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:52:20 [Preview] No.211211 del
>>211210
c a t c h p h r a s e


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:54:27 [Preview] No.211212 del
>>211207
>>211210
I got confused.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:56:04 [Preview] No.211213 del
c o o n d i g g i t y


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:56:43 [Preview] No.211214 del
>>211208
7 (seven)
Fresh Coles milk
Always
Never, but I did put some frozen blueberries I had defrosted in there.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.211215 del
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>>211186
The world's best human detective. Besides, batman is pretty good at actually catching the bad guys, it's just that socialist judges and prison reformers keep letting the bad guys back on the streets.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:58:27 [Preview] No.211216 del
>>211214
>Fresh Coles milk
The full fat?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:58:28 [Preview] No.211217 del
>>211182
Ended up spending $200 on shit that'll all probably go off before I use it.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:59:07 [Preview] No.211218 del
>>211187
Probably the spawn of Motherbat.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:59:22 [Preview] No.211219 del
(97.48 KB 640x640 4b4.jpg)


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 02:59:39 [Preview] No.211220 del
>>211217
Why did you do that?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:00:21 [Preview] No.211221 del
noon lunch of a blueberry bagel (toasted) with cream cheese. (((they))) got this right!


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:00:22 [Preview] No.211222 del
>>211216
Of course.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:01:20 [Preview] No.211223 del
forgot to include pic


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:02:41 [Preview] No.211224 del
>>211223
Looks like Weber's arsehole.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:03:32 [Preview] No.211225 del
>>211214
Big feed.
I think the best part of having a decent regular breakfast is that you can have decent, regular poos.
When I was having breakky every day, I would also have poos before going to work.
Now I have poos at all hours of the day.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:04:02 [Preview] No.211226 del
Did coons bury their dead or throw them over a fire?


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:04:13 [Preview] No.211227 del
>>211220
Because I walked in to a shop.
I can't help it.


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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:04:50 [Preview] No.211229 del
>>211226
Most burried them, away from camp.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:05:01 [Preview] No.211230 del
>>211224
lmao whos that


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:05:35 [Preview] No.211231 del
>>211227
You need to stop walking into shops. do the online shopping.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:05:46 [Preview] No.211232 del
Off for yet another ride on the eeb. Bringing cognac and codeine to party. Should be a nice afternoon. Later Neets.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:06:56 [Preview] No.211233 del
W-w-w-Webby and the Jets


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:07:25 [Preview] No.211234 del
One of my clients went on a bagel binge and got pancreatic cancer from it.
Apparently the salmon she was having on them (with cottage cheese) has an oil that is only good in smaller dosages.
The doctor put it down to that, she ended up vomiting puss and is now on endone and can't really move.
If you don't have the genes to eat bagels, you shouldn't.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:07:38 [Preview] No.211235 del
>>211232
righto see you in a few smack l0rd


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:07:39 [Preview] No.211236 del
>>211232
Have a nice day Nuro. Don't ride while impaired please.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:08:00 [Preview] No.211237 del
>>211231
Probably.
I used to do that.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:09:18 [Preview] No.211238 del
>>211217
That would've made for an impressive haul pic.

>>211221
>(((they))) got this right
heh

>>211223
Only time I ever had a bagel was with smoked salmon, cream cheese and rocket. Non-toasted.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:09:56 [Preview] No.211239 del
you don't even see bagels in sa unless you go hunting for them
filthy kike food


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:10:22 [Preview] No.211240 del
>>211238
that sounds like an unpleasant eat


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:10:34 [Preview] No.211241 del
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Love is Mallard.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:10:46 [Preview] No.211242 del
>>211234
Sounds like BS m8. Eating salmon doesn't give you pancreatic cancer.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:11:01 [Preview] No.211243 del
>>211239
in nsw, got them from costco


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:11:19 [Preview] No.211244 del
>>211239
I can't recall ever seeing one.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:11:33 [Preview] No.211245 del
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NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:11:52 [Preview] No.211246 del
>>211242
Yeah, I think so too.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:12:03 [Preview] No.211247 del
>>211229
Must've been hard digging with a spear

>>211232
Look forward to the panoramics


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:12:15 [Preview] No.211248 del
>>211236
you know very well i do this every. single. day. your advice is perfunctory in the extreme.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:12:26 [Preview] No.211249 del
>>211241
That's not a mallard.


NEET 08/23/2020 (Sun) 03:12:40 [Preview] No.211250