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NEET General #213 - Swamp Edition NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:04:52 [Preview] No. 212357
Do you ever JUST feel stuck?

OLD: >>211344


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:06:19 [Preview] No.212361 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:10:17 [Preview] No.212367 del
Had a massive clean of my room. So far I've:
>binned most of the rubbish (had some of it going back two and a half years)
>removed all my books, dusted the shelf and returned them
>made a box to go to the op-shop
>moved a bunch of stuff into the shed
>organised my clothes
I still need to:
<vacuum my pc
<vacuum the floor
<get the last of the rubbish
And I'll be done. Female roommate is currently using the vacuum cleaner so I am waiting for her to stop using it.
I'll have the house to myself tonight so I'll finish cleaning my room. I've canceled my plans to go back to uni tonight. I am better off cleaning my room and catching up on house work as that will make me more productive in the long run.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:11:42 [Preview] No.212368 del
>>212367
Very nicely done.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:19:43 [Preview] No.212369 del
>>212357
No. It is impossible to be stuck and Based at the same time. Usually having the balls to move your ass a few hundred kilometers and work for free untill someone gives you a job normally fixes it. Then comes the money, then comes the wowen.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:23:22 [Preview] No.212370 del
>>212369
When does the Based come?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.212371 del
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>>212367
Noice. YOu better do the rest first tomorrow or the ghost of jordan petersen will haunt you


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:29:39 [Preview] No.212373 del
>>212371
what ? so the bogan cunt was just walking in the middle of the road when a speeding shitbox camry braked and did slid out to avoid him but then hit a roadsign which then minimally fucked up his shit which led to a provocacation between them with the pedestrian road raging at the driver
WTF ??????


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:31:31 [Preview] No.212374 del
>>212373
They were arguing before the driver tried to run him down, then did what was in the video. That sign narrowly missed the guy when it came down.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:31:36 [Preview] No.212375 del
>>212371
That is the crystal life.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:44:03 [Preview] No.212376 del
>>212371
LIZBEF MAH FAHKAR


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:45:30 [Preview] No.212377 del
>>212369
>>212372
Poor Nuro impersonation.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:46:42 [Preview] No.212378 del
Arse robbery.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:50:29 [Preview] No.212379 del
>>212377
That Nuro has said good morning for the last two days. I will need further evidence of this issue.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 07:54:46 [Preview] No.212380 del
Still no WWOTW.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.212381 del
Alleyway robbery


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:18:13 [Preview] No.212382 del
>>212357
Abseilanon says no. It is easy to descend.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:23:04 [Preview] No.212383 del
Why don't you post like you used to?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:23:53 [Preview] No.212384 del
>Abseilanon
Who is this individual? Has he named himself?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:24:11 [Preview] No.212385 del
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what are you blokes up to?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:25:43 [Preview] No.212386 del
>>212385
I'm on the computer reading the NEET General.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:26:12 [Preview] No.212387 del
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NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:27:20 [Preview] No.212388 del
>>212385
Going to take a shit soon. No clue what I'm doing tonight besides a couple laps around the block.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:32:36 [Preview] No.212389 del
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>>212377
i knew the nasty neet would eventually accuse the real Nuro of impersonation and already mitigated it

>>212379
Verry accurate. On top of your board game. Congratulations.

>>212385
just had a bath with fancy magnesium salts. watched the abc news on iphone and bluetooth, almost threw up in the bath how prime time was given to a chinese diplomat covering up the very fact wuhan was the source. All the journos in that room need to hang FFS. plus the australian institute guy covering for him for 5 minutes afterwards.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:35:04 [Preview] No.212390 del
mother fucking chink bugman bezmenov

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mDuF4j_WB_o [Embed]


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:36:48 [Preview] No.212391 del
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>>212384
Oh no, im just the abseiler from last thread

Pic related; the view for today.

The days are getting longer, and better.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:36:53 [Preview] No.212392 del
Nuro you are going to have to get sober if you want to be in moral and physical shape to fight off the Chinese menace.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:38:30 [Preview] No.212393 del
>>212391
Very nice view.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:38:45 [Preview] No.212394 del
>>212389
>nasty neet
Stop talking about yourself like that.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:40:09 [Preview] No.212395 del
>>212392
Why would he fight off his handlers?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.212396 del
>>212395
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:41:33 [Preview] No.212397 del
>>212396
Got anything new to add?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:49:48 [Preview] No.212398 del
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>>212386
Hack into Cenno and give all the NEETs the DSP


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:52:15 [Preview] No.212399 del
Mal Meninga smelled my finger


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:53:14 [Preview] No.212400 del
>>212399
Did he ever finger Hex in a Nightclub?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:55:02 [Preview] No.212401 del
>>212367
Treat yourself to a wank after all that work. In the female roommate's bed.

>>212374
Would've been an epic bitch slap had it got him right on the head.

>>212385
Made a beef stroganoff in the slow-cooker using chuck steak. Had it simmering for 4 hours. Served with mashed potato and peas. Now drinking beer. You?

>>212389
That's a good pic.

>>212391
Naming yourself is looked down on around these parts.

>>212393
Not really, considering it's Melbourne.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:57:02 [Preview] No.212402 del
>>212401
>Made a beef stroganoff in the slow-cooker using chuck steak.
Fuck that sounds good.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 08:57:22 [Preview] No.212403 del
>>212401
Yeah yeah, I wont bring it up.

How was your day anon?
>just hung out all day hey


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:02:11 [Preview] No.212404 del
>>212403
Piss off it!


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:03:27 [Preview] No.212405 del
>>212403
Nice pic.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:04:52 [Preview] No.212406 del
>>212393
Dude i have the best selfies

>>212404
I've lost track of gollies before, they zip when the wind catches them.

I've heard of window cleaners "topping up" the suds bucket mid drop. Only in Sydney though


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:05:22 [Preview] No.212407 del
>>212401
Sounds good neet, I've got some shin gravy beef that I'm going to stirfry in the next day or so.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:05:53 [Preview] No.212408 del
>>212403
AbseilNEET are you new here? How did you find us?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:08:23 [Preview] No.212409 del
>>212408
im new, in a sense. I've been an anon since 04ish. I was 14, now im 31.

I only found you guys like 3 months ago.

I keep tabs on most *chan boards as they come and go, ive just decided to not LURK MOAR for once


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:12:13 [Preview] No.212410 del
>>212402
It was.

>>212403
Do you clean the windows of tall buildings?

>>212407
Sound interesting. You ever used this cut of beef for stir fries before?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:12:15 [Preview] No.212411 del
>>212409
Do you feel like you have grown into a well-adjusted adult?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:14:27 [Preview] No.212412 del
>>212411
Not him, but no.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:15:19 [Preview] No.212413 del
Might move to [place] next year.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:16:24 [Preview] No.212414 del
>>212410
>Sound interesting. You ever used this cut of beef for stir fries before?
Yeah, trick is I freeze it and just start to defrost it and slice it really thinly, when it's still 3/4 frozen it's easier to cut into very thin slices, that way it's tender without a long cooking time.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:18:02 [Preview] No.212415 del
>>212413
It is nice up/down that way.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.212416 del
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>>212413
You're welcome here NEET.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:18:44 [Preview] No.212417 del
>>212410
I do it all man. Been doing alot of glazing lately, haven't cleaned a window in at least 6 months. There's tiers to this caper.

>>212411
Well adjusted? Is that something that you consider important?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:19:58 [Preview] No.212418 del
>>212417
>Is that something that you consider important?
Not really. I was just interested.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.212419 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:22:50 [Preview] No.212420 del
>>212409
>anon
Best refer to yourself as a neet, you'll trigger some locals otherwise.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:23:44 [Preview] No.212421 del
>>212418
Honestly then, not really. I had an abnormal experience growing up. Made lots of mistakes.

I have to tell myself shit like "suffering builds character" alot of the time.

But sure enough, if you keep plugging away and don't give up, you find your place in life.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:23:54 [Preview] No.212422 del
>>212419
👍👌💯


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:25:37 [Preview] No.212423 del
>>212421
>if you keep plugging away and don't give up, you find your place in life.
Well said.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:31:40 [Preview] No.212424 del
>>212420
My bad. Ill keep it NEET and tidy.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.212425 del
>>212421
If I found myself in your place I'd probably jump off the building


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:34:40 [Preview] No.212426 del
>>212410
>Do you clean the windows of tall buildings?
Not him, but no.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:37:30 [Preview] No.212427 del
A sprig of rosemary.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:43:33 [Preview] No.212428 del
>>212425
Don't do that, NEET. Watch people fighting instead http://crackstreams.com/boxing-streams/watch-espn-horn-vs-tszyu/


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:46:12 [Preview] No.212429 del
>>212428
Didn't that fight happen last weekend?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:46:52 [Preview] No.212430 del
A bit of thyme


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:48:20 [Preview] No.212431 del
>>212429
Gotta sync up with our reality, in this timeline its tonight


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:57:42 [Preview] No.212432 del
I've noticed the past few weeks or maybe months that my hands constantly feel dirty no matter how much I wash them.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 09:58:18 [Preview] No.212433 del
>>212432
When the mind is dirty the whole body feels dirty.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:12:42 [Preview] No.212434 del
>>212433
I love the dirt.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:15:48 [Preview] No.212435 del
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>Achieved literally nothing on my todo list today.


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NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:19:33 [Preview] No.212437 del
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NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:31:19 [Preview] No.212438 del
>>212435
>>212436
>>212437
Your smile brightens up my day.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:33:36 [Preview] No.212439 del
>>212435
Chin up lad, dont be a pussy.

You're forged from the same stuff as stars. Of all the sperm, you were the fastest.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:34:22 [Preview] No.212440 del
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>>212435
Dan Andrews knows that feel too neets


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:36:14 [Preview] No.212441 del
>tfw thinking about Monk thinking about that juicy snatch


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:42:25 [Preview] No.212442 del
>tfw nfw


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:43:32 [Preview] No.212443 del
prime bulge on my mind


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:46:29 [Preview] No.212444 del
>tfw error message in human form


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:47:24 [Preview] No.212445 del
>>212444
You brighten up my life.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:48:35 [Preview] No.212446 del
>>212440
JUST JUCINTA MY SHIT UP FAMILAM


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:51:21 [Preview] No.212447 del
>>212440
Victoria was going to get fucked no matter who was in charge, it's divine justice for being Victoria.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:51:34 [Preview] No.212448 del
>>212367
>Had a massive clean of my room
Fuck, I really should do this.
>>212371
Amazing.
>>212385
Went for a walk did some shopping, got some mcdonalds, came home, had dinner, might play some computer games now.
>>212391
It was pretty nice today.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:54:43 [Preview] No.212449 del
>>212445
>>Had a massive clean of my room
>Fuck, I really should do this.

mfw


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 10:56:13 [Preview] No.212450 del
>>212449
What does their post have to do with that?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:00:19 [Preview] No.212451 del
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>>212450
>>212450
> HE KNOWS NOTHING OF THE CLEAN YOUR ROOM MEME


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:02:06 [Preview] No.212452 del
>>212450
Perhaps he needs to increase his penis washing speed?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:03:22 [Preview] No.212453 del
>>212448
No weather update?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:06:19 [Preview] No.212454 del
>>212451
Didn't answer my question. What does any of that have to do with the post you replied to?
>>212452
Or maybe he replied to the wrong person.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:13:31 [Preview] No.212455 del
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Goodevening fellas, been too lazy to post/keep up with the gen recently. Just thought I'd pop in and say hey. With living with the missus and work being busy cant be fucked reading so many posts, gets overwhelming.
Still off the darts, been 3 months now.
Hope (You)re all doing well and haven't wanked the dog off too much.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:15:10 [Preview] No.212456 del
>>212455
Good work with not smoking, glad you're doing well. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:15:37 [Preview] No.212457 del
>>212455
Hello CostaNEET. Nice of you to pop in.

>Still off the darts, been 3 months now.
Excellent work.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:16:07 [Preview] No.212458 del
>>212455
Thank (You), I wish the same for (You).


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:19:10 [Preview] No.212459 del
>>212456
>>212457
>>212458
Cheers fellas, first week was kind of difficult but after that pretty easy.
Also built a PC which was fun.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:20:16 [Preview] No.212460 del
>>212459
>Also built a PC which was fun.
You playing any games?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.212461 del
>>212460
Yeah Valorant mainly


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:24:11 [Preview] No.212462 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:25:15 [Preview] No.212463 del
>>212462
Good night, sweet dreams.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:25:47 [Preview] No.212464 del
>>212462
Good night, have a safe wank


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:28:34 [Preview] No.212465 del
>>212462
Goodnight TightNEET.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:30:37 [Preview] No.212466 del
>>212455
Take care costaneet

>>212462
goodnight n33t


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:55:40 [Preview] No.212467 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 11:56:49 [Preview] No.212468 del
>>212467
Catcha, sleep well


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 12:05:13 [Preview] No.212469 del
>>212467
Gook night.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 12:58:58 [Preview] No.212470 del
I have not felt the blessed presence of my boy Cruisedog tonight.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 13:48:51 [Preview] No.212471 del
I have been ignoring a message from someone for 6 hours because I am tired of finding out a good and interesting way to respond it’s all so tiring and I’m sick of it


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 15:09:47 [Preview] No.212472 del
>>212470
I popped in for a sec earlier.
When I got home, I went to bed early and watched a decent episode of fall of civilisations about the Sumerians, then fell asleep.
Now I'm up and probably won't be able to get back to sleep for a while.
I've been up for over an hour trying to get back to sleep.
Got the last of the paperwork to the real estate mob tonight. Glad that's done, they were on my back about it.
Coworker rang my work phone about an hour ago, I didn't answer. Whatever they're calling me about at near midnight can't be good. I'm sure it'll be a big deal tomorrow.
Need to go to the city tomorrow for a client, then see another on the way back, then on Friday I need to be an hour or two north of the city by 10, and have a sign up at 4:30 that afternoon.
It's going to be a long couple of days.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 15:11:44 [Preview] No.212473 del
>>212471
What do they want?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 15:20:38 [Preview] No.212474 del
>>212473
To smell his finger.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 17:46:56 [Preview] No.212475 del
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NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 19:10:20 [Preview] No.212476 del
Morning neeties, let's see if I can make anything of this day.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 19:16:37 [Preview] No.212477 del
>>212453
Nah cunt, you're going to have to wait until tomorrow, just kidding, it's 9 degrees right now, a slightly warmer night than the last couple of nights, it's been really fucking cold the last few night.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 19:19:38 [Preview] No.212478 del
>>212476
go for a jog?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 19:48:49 [Preview] No.212479 del
>>212477
Thanks for the update.
>>212478
>>212476
Good morning. You will make something of this day.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:05:21 [Preview] No.212480 del
>>212476
>>212479
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:08:02 [Preview] No.212481 del
>>212480
morning
what's the plan?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:08:58 [Preview] No.212482 del
Are imageboards mainly for millenials, while tech illiterate zoomers use phone apps?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:15:34 [Preview] No.212483 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:26:33 [Preview] No.212484 del
It's nice watching the sun rise


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:30:24 [Preview] No.212485 del
>>212481
Same as yesterday but no morning quiz. You?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:31:39 [Preview] No.212486 del
>>212484
Just don't look at it directly without sun glasses.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:35:08 [Preview] No.212487 del
>>212485
same. gonna lift. get bigger


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:40:48 [Preview] No.212488 del
>>212476
you leave ur tendies out like that?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:41:30 [Preview] No.212489 del
>>212421
>But sure enough, if you keep plugging away and don't give up, you find your place in life.
For me, it was the AS/NZS 3112.


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NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:49:39 [Preview] No.212491 del
>>212480
>>212479
>>212476
Good morning friends.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:51:08 [Preview] No.212492 del
>>212482
tbh I think the average gen z would be more tech savvy than the average millennial


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 20:51:39 [Preview] No.212493 del
>>212489
That would brighten up my day.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:06:24 [Preview] No.212494 del
>>212487
Same here. Gonna eat. Get bigger. #executivelyfe


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:09:19 [Preview] No.212495 del
>>212488
It's an empty box, now an art piece proudly on display for no-one but himself to admire.

>>212491
What's up, dude?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:10:48 [Preview] No.212496 del
>>212495
> for no-one but himself to admire
that's the best form of art tbh


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:21:02 [Preview] No.212497 del
Going to have a shower now


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:24:47 [Preview] No.212498 del
>>212497
Wait up, I'm coming.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:32:47 [Preview] No.212499 del
>>212498
Already? He's not even naked yet


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:38:34 [Preview] No.212500 del
LMAO.
"What appears to have happened is this: a white Antifa chased down an “armed citizen,” a 17-year-old with an AR-15 who had come in from out of town to “defend businesses.” The Antifa threw a molotov cocktail at him as he was running, so he turned around and shot. After the first Antifa was shot, he was chased by others (also apparently white), two of whom he shot after he’d fallen to the ground. Two of the three who were shot are now dead, and the third had his arm blown off."

https://dailystormer.su/as-predicted-ar-15-retard-is-attacked-by-antifa-kills-two-called-a-white-supremacist-terrorist/


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:53:45 [Preview] No.212501 del
Have to order some uber eats, after the woolies jews failed me yesterday. You neets want anything?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:55:53 [Preview] No.212502 del
>>212501
I want that pie I asked Nuro to get me yesterday.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 21:56:01 [Preview] No.212503 del
>>212501
30kg Chiko rolls please


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:21:28 [Preview] No.212504 del
Good morning NEEToes.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:23:14 [Preview] No.212505 del
Teaspoon of concrete is his cure:
>Builder, 58, gets workmates to pull out his teeth with PLIERS instead of going to the dentist - and says he has fewer tooth problems now 'because there aren't that many left'
>>Comment: to do something this crazy...he is clearly Bi-Molar
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8665425/Builder-58-gets-workmates-pull-teeth-PLIERS.html


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:23:37 [Preview] No.212506 del
>>212501
Thank you for asking, but no thanks.

>>212504
Good morning NEET.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:28:15 [Preview] No.212507 del
>Russia releases never-before-seen footage of the Tsar Bomba test - the largest nuclear explosion ever, that was 3,333 times more powerful than the blast which destroyed Hiroshima
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8665553/Russia-releases-never-seen-footage-Tsar-Bomba-test.html


Full video here with a creepy Russian soundtrack:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XJhZ3i-HXS0 [Embed]


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:29:06 [Preview] No.212508 del
>>212507
bigboi


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:29:11 [Preview] No.212509 del
>The world's fastest limo or the naffest? Stretched Ferrari limousine that can carry ten and goes from 0-60mph in six seconds is put up for sale for £217,000 in Australia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8666269/Stretched-Ferrari-Modena-0-60mph-six-seconds-sale-217-000.html


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:31:46 [Preview] No.212510 del
>>212508
It was. If I remember correctly that was the scaled down plan, they wanted it even bigger.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:34:27 [Preview] No.212511 del
>>212510
Yeah I think they were originally going for 100 megatons.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:35:51 [Preview] No.212512 del
Even if some of the videos were returned back online it is impressive
>YouTube's AI removed 11.4 MILLION videos between April and June due to violent or abusive content - twice the amount human moderators deleted in the first three months of the year
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8666851/YouTube-taking-videos-pandemic-forces-rely-AI-moderators.html

>The sea monster: Gigantic 1980s Soviet vehicle MD-160 that dwarfs a Boeing 747 lies abandoned in the Caspian Sea where it will be converted into a museum
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8665541/Gigantic-1980s-Soviet-vehicle-MD-160-dwarfs-Boeing-747-lies-abandoned-Caspian-Sea.html


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 22:38:25 [Preview] No.212513 del
>>212511
Correct:
>The initial three-stage design (coded A620EN, not tested) was capable of yielding approximately 100 Mt (420 PJ) through fast fission, 3,000 times the size of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs,[23] but it was thought that it would have caused too much nuclear fallout and the aircraft delivering the bomb would not have had enough time to escape the explosion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:14:58 [Preview] No.212514 del
>>212512
Hydroplanes need to make a come back, used to be one in Sydney Harbour, went on it when I was a kid.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:20:34 [Preview] No.212515 del
>>212514
They look cool and I can imagine the ride would have been smooth. Any reason why they were phased out as ferries or was that just a private operator?


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:25:22 [Preview] No.212516 del
>>212515
It was just a private operator, I remember it being very fast.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:25:33 [Preview] No.212517 del
Is there any medication that can be taken at a low dosage that soothes out the bumps in anxiety cycle? Not completely eradicating it but just makes it easier to cope without nasty side effects and is not addictive?

I now have a boil on my chest that is draining and I just hate that my anxiety drains me more than I feel it should be okay. It feels like a hang over without even drinking a drop after a stressful day yesterday.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:29:11 [Preview] No.212518 del
>>212517
KSM-66


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:30:10 [Preview] No.212519 del
>>212518
Something to look into, thanks.


NEET 08/26/2020 (Wed) 23:38:13 [Preview] No.212520 del
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Seattle


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:02:29 [Preview] No.212521 del
>>212520
Nice. You should see if that massive tower is still in Melbourne.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:03:51 [Preview] No.212522 del
>>212521
you mean my dick? yeah it's still there


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:04:14 [Preview] No.212523 del
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>>212501
No thanks I just ate. While sitting alone in me car like a cool person.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:08:20 [Preview] No.212524 del
>>212500
MSM said nothing about an arm being blown off. Even if what that site says is true, that 17 yr old had no business there.
>seppo politics


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:14:36 [Preview] No.212525 del
>>212523
they do 24 hour breakfast over there yet?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:15:41 [Preview] No.212526 del
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>>212524
>>212524
>MSM said nothing about an arm being blown off
imagine that


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:17:38 [Preview] No.212527 del
why my balls hurt?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:23:07 [Preview] No.212528 del
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>>212509
>naffest

>>212512
That is one wicked-looking machine. Stallone should put it in the next Expendables moofie.

>>212517
Essential oils / aromatherapy. Certain oils like lavender are meant to have a calming effect.

>>212522
I'll give that joke a 4/10, one point for every inch.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:23:26 [Preview] No.212529 del
>>212527
Too much wanking.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:29:44 [Preview] No.212530 del
Morning.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:31:53 [Preview] No.212531 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:32:03 [Preview] No.212532 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:33:05 [Preview] No.212533 del
>>212530
bit late getting up mate


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:34:28 [Preview] No.212534 del
>>212533
Nice to know.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:36:57 [Preview] No.212535 del
>>212523
>mighty mcmuffin
HOL UP Y TF BURG NO GIT MIGHTY MCMUFF


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:40:45 [Preview] No.212536 del
>>212501
You can use the NDIS to cover your UberEats delivery fees if your disability prevents you from doing your own shopping.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:41:49 [Preview] No.212537 del
>>212535
dat look tasty


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:50:37 [Preview] No.212538 del
At the courts again, being this cunts fake lawyer. Media are here, what a mob of vultures.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.212539 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:52:55 [Preview] No.212540 del
>>212528
>Essential oils / aromatherapy. Certain oils like lavender are meant to have a calming effect.
That might be good, I sometimes use them.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:53:11 [Preview] No.212541 del
>>212530
Morning.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:54:40 [Preview] No.212542 del
>>212538
>Media are here, what a mob of vultures
We might see your smile.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:55:15 [Preview] No.212543 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:55:26 [Preview] No.212544 del
>>212538
explain


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:55:27 [Preview] No.212545 del
Having a brisk wank usually sends me off to sleep.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:56:36 [Preview] No.212546 del
>>212542
Probably see me on the phone looking at them with disdain and calling them cunts.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 00:57:31 [Preview] No.212547 del
>>212544
I provide an exclusive Mong herding service.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:21:56 [Preview] No.212548 del
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Turbo diesel Me*cedes power.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:27:26 [Preview] No.212549 del
>>212548
Have you ever faced mechanical issues on any of the flights?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:30:19 [Preview] No.212550 del
>>212549
Nope not yet, the planes i mostly fly in it are pretty simple, some of the more complex turboprop planes I could imagine burning out the engine.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:30:25 [Preview] No.212551 del
Poor black bastard

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KwSLeAd7wVo [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:32:32 [Preview] No.212552 del
>>212550
Is that a real thing in the game? Do you have to 'service' them?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:37:29 [Preview] No.212553 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:37:41 [Preview] No.212554 del
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>>212552
You don't need to service them, just keep everything in the green/yellow and the engine will be fine, and don't over stress the plane by doing crazy maneuvers


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:39:27 [Preview] No.212555 del
>>212554
OK thanks, the visuals really do look stunning. What's the longest flight you've taken so far?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:40:41 [Preview] No.212556 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:41:02 [Preview] No.212557 del
>tfw sadvioline.youtube


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:41:10 [Preview] No.212558 del
>>212553
KEK
What a heartfelt tribute. Sending him all my money now...


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:43:52 [Preview] No.212559 del
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>>212555
Sydney to Launceston Tas in a Cessna 172, took about 7 hours, once you set the auto pilot you can just sit back and relax, usually have a youtube vid playing or just browse the board like now.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:46:30 [Preview] No.212560 del
Some group is giving away free fried chicken at this BLM protest.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:49:38 [Preview] No.212561 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:50:52 [Preview] No.212562 del
>>212560
Thats very kind of them.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:55:26 [Preview] No.212564 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:56:30 [Preview] No.212565 del
>>212561
>>212562
All that's missing is watermelon and gcuddle soda


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:57:20 [Preview] No.212566 del
>>212565
"Ay white boi, my name eez G-Cuddle!"


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 01:59:38 [Preview] No.212567 del
>>212564
Mike Untstinx


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:07:19 [Preview] No.212568 del
Afternoon neetsquad


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:12:32 [Preview] No.212569 del
>>212551
Poor man. How did you come across this video?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:14:21 [Preview] No.212570 del
>>212553
>Hamster song mixed with quote from great historical speech
I don't understand that part of the video, why he did it?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:15:08 [Preview] No.212571 del
>>212554
>plane by doing crazy maneuvers
I take it that limits the number of barrel rolls.

Can you interact much with the other players using chat or voice?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:15:29 [Preview] No.212572 del
>>212557
I love it so much.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:16:35 [Preview] No.212573 del
>>212568
afternoon two you three


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:30:02 [Preview] No.212574 del
>>212572
Wanna bum each other?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:31:29 [Preview] No.212575 del
Anyone ITT based?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:33:57 [Preview] No.212576 del
>>212491
Good morning my friend.

>>212472
>Got the last of the paperwork to the real estate mob tonight.
That is good to hear. I am happy for you, I hope you are happy for yourself and will let yourself feel joy and accomplishment when you buy your first piece of real estate.

>>212538
If he wants you to act as a lawyer make sure you charge him lawyer's fees.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:42:03 [Preview] No.212577 del
>>212575
Only the Based One.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:42:36 [Preview] No.212578 del
>>212574
Not today, but let's try and work out another date we can pencil into our tight calendars.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:46:24 [Preview] No.212579 del
>>212578
>tight calendars
Hmmm


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:47:01 [Preview] No.212580 del
>>212574
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ebXGZQLsQJw [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:48:01 [Preview] No.212581 del
>>212579
The space for gaps are pretty tight.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:52:05 [Preview] No.212582 del
Is anyone else experiencing an issue where a video played previously in the thread is reused for every YouTube link?

This >>212580 is still linking back to the TSAR nuclear bomb despite the thumbnail being different.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:54:10 [Preview] No.212583 del
>>212582
Press F5.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 02:57:00 [Preview] No.212584 del
>>212583
That is the best solution but it annoys me when I forget to do it.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:11:51 [Preview] No.212585 del
NEET tits.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:14:31 [Preview] No.212586 del
Is KFC paleo?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:16:15 [Preview] No.212587 del
>>212586
I am guessing most of it would be fine, but I am sure if the cooking preparation would impact that (i.e. the oils used).


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:18:12 [Preview] No.212588 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:21:12 [Preview] No.212589 del
>>212582
Fancy a bum?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:22:56 [Preview] No.212590 del
>>212589
Whose paying for dinner?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:29:45 [Preview] No.212591 del
>>212589
Me first Daddy, there's a gap in my calendar ;)


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:31:14 [Preview] No.212592 del
>>212591
Sounds like a big gape.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:39:27 [Preview] No.212593 del
Prolapsed penis.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:40:58 [Preview] No.212594 del
>>212593
Harmonise it!


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:47:17 [Preview] No.212595 del
>>212594
Hope you don't mind I sing it in A Flat. It's cold outside.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 03:51:09 [Preview] No.212596 del
Struggling to stay awake. Going to make myself a coffee in the hopes that I pull through until at least 6pm. Lately I'll go to sleep just to wake up an hour or two later due to anxiety and be up again until 4-6 in the morning.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:00:05 [Preview] No.212597 del
>>212596
>Going to make myself a coffee
Remember to take it anally for optimal absorption.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:18:29 [Preview] No.212598 del
job provider was meant to call today, they didnt. i havent been in contact with them for at least 4 months which is pretty funny.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:29:57 [Preview] No.212599 del
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>>212598
The fella I got stuck with gave me his email a few months back to contact him about anything related to jobs or courses, I've emailed him a few times over the months. Got an email from him yesterday telling me he got moved to something else (I don't really know what, different department or whatever) and that he forwarded those emails to someone else. Considering how useless those people are, it might be fitting for me to become one at this point.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:37:14 [Preview] No.212600 del
>>212598
It's been about 2 months since I've had any contact with mine. No calls, no emails, no scheduled appointments.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:37:48 [Preview] No.212601 del
>>212479
>Thanks for the update
No problem.
>>212492
No, most zoomers are almost completely technologically illiterate and only know how to use the apps and websites that they regularly use.
>>212507
Interesting video, I can even kind of understand the basic gist of what the narrator is saying. I remember reading about the whole thing, it's a very intriguing rabbit hole one can go down.
>>212576
>If he wants you to act as a lawyer make sure you charge him lawyer's fees
Smart advice, you could be missing out on a fortune here.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, found a pair of binoculars my grandfather gave me when I was a teenager, I would use them but I don't have anything to look at, maybe once the lockdown finishes I'll drive out to the Dandenongs and take them with me on a hike.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:41:45 [Preview] No.212602 del
>>212599
They all seem pretty useless. If you want anything done you will need to do it yourself. I have also heard many terrible stories of them offering funding/money and never following through so don't get your hopes up with them.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:56:17 [Preview] No.212603 del
I'm the neet that was doing a big clean up in his room. I have pretty much finished it. I've:
>gotten a bed base for my mattress (it was on the floor before)
>gotten some woolen blankets (only had a sleeping bag)
>changed my sheets for the first time in four or five months
>thrown out the last of the rubbish
>established a rubbish bin and recycling bin in my room (I lack the discipline to not have rubbish in my room.)
>finish sorting out my books
>arranged them into a reading list
>sorted out my stationery
>vacuumed the entire floor (several years of dust had built up in places
>wiped down all the hard surfaces
>took my opshop pile to the opshop
I am now looking at clothes online. I need to buy some more clothes as well as some new runners as my old ones are fucked. I haven't gone running in a couple of weeks because of that.
I still need to clear out the fridge.
I am no longer am embarrassed about people seeing into my room.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:57:46 [Preview] No.212604 del
>>212601
Hello Mr Spergman, how nice to hear you finding that family heirloom. Treasure it. About this Lawyer_NEET, I recall him saying a few threads ago about the situation and how he was going to charge the client like $100+ per hour though don't quote me on that.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 04:59:09 [Preview] No.212605 del
>>212604
Every NEET here is worth at least $250 an hour.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:01:53 [Preview] No.212607 del
>>212603
Well done NEET. I bet you feel much better now.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:09:11 [Preview] No.212608 del
>>212607
Yeah, thanks neet. I feel really motivated and optimistic.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:10:31 [Preview] No.212609 del
Two hour call with consultant
kill me


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:19:45 [Preview] No.212610 del
>>212603
Very well done.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:21:08 [Preview] No.212611 del
>>212603
Good work neet, it's always nice to have fresh sheets.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:22:05 [Preview] No.212612 del
How good is the original blade runner film? I've downloaded it and might watch it on the weekend.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:23:28 [Preview] No.212613 del
>>212612
It's 40 years old now, so a little aged. Give it a fair go though - It's really good.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:28:33 [Preview] No.212614 del
Scrotal rejuvination.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:29:56 [Preview] No.212615 del
>>212612
Make sure you get the director's cut. If the version you're watching has harrison ford narrating, it's the wrong one.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:30:38 [Preview] No.212616 del
>>212613
>It's 40 years old now
For those films you have the appreciate the effort put into the special effects when these days anything that can done cheaply with graphics editing is done.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:31:26 [Preview] No.212617 del
>>212616
It holds up incredibly well imho


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:36:25 [Preview] No.212618 del
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Blade runner was actually set in 2019. We've gone past it already, and there are no flying cars, orbiting cities, pyramid shaped skysccuddlers, and most unforgivably, no qt pleasure robots. What went wrong?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:39:23 [Preview] No.212619 del
>>212618
>skysccuddlers
I wish I had a holographic Joi gf.
The scene where she goes to say "I love you." but gets cut off gave me the feels pretty bad.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:56:37 [Preview] No.212620 del
>>212612
I saw the both of 'em back-to-back at the cinema a few years ago. Both excellent films. Downloading the 4K version of 2049 now.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 05:57:36 [Preview] No.212621 del
hadawank


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:03:31 [Preview] No.212622 del
>>212621
Filthy habit.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:06:52 [Preview] No.212623 del
>>212622
Nice to know.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:06:58 [Preview] No.212624 del
>>212620
>Downloading the 4K version of 2049 now.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:07:31 [Preview] No.212625 del
I twanged a NEET arse for all it was worth once.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:08:04 [Preview] No.212626 del
>>212622
Exercise is good


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:09:00 [Preview] No.212627 del
>>212625
How much twang was received?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:13:24 [Preview] No.212628 del
>>212624
What's the problem with it?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:14:10 [Preview] No.212629 del
>>212627
About three reverbs.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:26:23 [Preview] No.212630 del
>>212628
You should download Webby's feet vs NEET meat 37 in 4k instead.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:27:43 [Preview] No.212631 del
>>212628
It's a big download, just checked the specs and the 4k disc is on a triple layer disc so it must be a 70-100 GB download?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:35:44 [Preview] No.212632 del
>>212630
Sounds like an interesting film.

>>212631
A few hours at most or just leave it running when you're sleeping.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:36:05 [Preview] No.212633 del
dardy unna


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:36:23 [Preview] No.212634 del
>>212631
>It's a big download
4u


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:36:50 [Preview] No.212635 del
I can barely get 6mb/s on torrents but I have a shit wifi card and router lol.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:39:19 [Preview] No.212636 del
>>212635
>6mb/s
That's not slow in Australia for P2P.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:40:58 [Preview] No.212637 del
>>212636
Yeah, I'm just comparing it to what Euros and yanks get.
I'm in Adelaide, I don't know how different regions of Australia compare to each though.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:42:16 [Preview] No.212638 del
I stole my own bike once.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:44:02 [Preview] No.212639 del
>>212638
Are you black?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:44:40 [Preview] No.212640 del
>>212637
>Yeah, I'm just comparing it to what Euros and yanks get.
I rent a shared seedbox in a Nordic country and sometimes I have double check that I added the torrent because it moves so fast to completion...


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:44:50 [Preview] No.212641 del
>>212621
#MeToo(2((two)))

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zRHL_cGMhwI [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:49:22 [Preview] No.212644 del
>>212635
I don't even get that. Averaging 4mb/s on this 4K torrent. I use the basic router Optus sends with their plans and have never used anything else.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:51:20 [Preview] No.212645 del
>>212644
>Optus sends with their plans and have never used anything else.
If they offer a better new solution, complain and get a new one. I did it with TPG as it was part of the line fault issue that mostly cleared up after I got the replacement (the line had a physical fault the NBN months to address).


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 06:52:34 [Preview] No.212646 del
>>212635
>>212644
Not great not terrible


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:01:10 [Preview] No.212647 del
Woolies has jewed me again - it's 5 o'clock and they've failed to deliver the delivery that they also failed to deliver yesterday.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:03:51 [Preview] No.212648 del
>>212647
The NDIS NEETs are their first priority.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:11:51 [Preview] No.212649 del
>>212647
Have you already paid or is it like the payment only goes through when the delivery has been confirmed as sent? No idea how it works for grocery deliveries. If you've already paid and haven't gotten it then that's fucked.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:18:32 [Preview] No.212650 del
>>212559
So.. What's the point?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:19:04 [Preview] No.212651 del
Bladerunner 2049 4K downloaded, now onto Unforgiven 4K

Once you've experienced 4K, it's hard to go back to pleb-tier 'HD' 1080p


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:22:07 [Preview] No.212652 del
>>212576
I need to meet with the bloke on the weekend. But all looks good.
We were charging him about $150 an hour (my time and a support worker's time).
Turns out, after he punched/threw the security guard in to a wall, he went on a rant about niggers and kikes.. He said it that way too to the solicitor. I started laughing.
Prick needs to up his seroquel.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:23:05 [Preview] No.212653 del
>>212649
I've already paid. Plus I had to order uber eats today because of the lack of groceries.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:24:36 [Preview] No.212654 del
>>212653
Put in a complaint, that's bullshit.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:24:42 [Preview] No.212655 del
Tried to mow the lawn after work today, I tried yesterday too.
Yesterday I had no petrol in the jerry can. I went and filled it today and then put it in and the fuel line has a split in it so I only got about half done, I couldn't choke it enough to lower the air mixture.
Went and got a tendercrisp hunger tamer while getting fuel, so that's a positive, although the tendercrisp was shit.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:25:41 [Preview] No.212656 del
>>212601
>only know how to use the apps and websites that they regularly use.
So do I, the main reason I never ended up on reddit was because I couldn't work out the format or how to make an account.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:26:16 [Preview] No.212657 del
>>212603
Good work, sounds like you've been living like a boong.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:26:27 [Preview] No.212658 del
>>212645
I don't see how a more expensive aftermarket router could improve speeds that are determined by the ISP and physical connections (copper phone/FTTN cables etc)

>>212650
Not him but what exactly are you going on about?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:26:35 [Preview] No.212659 del
What crypto is worth looking into, lads?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:28:44 [Preview] No.212660 del
>>212658
>what exactly are you going on about?
How do you win the plane game?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:29:03 [Preview] No.212661 del
>>212659
Not NEET arse, it's all worthless now.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:32:36 [Preview] No.212662 del
>>212604
Hello, how are you doing?
>how nice to hear you finding that family heirloom. Treasure it
I will.
>>212612
I enjoyed it more than Blade Runner 2049, it's pretty good.
>>212656
To be fair, the reddit UI looks like a fucking pain to use from what I've seen.
Saw this while out on my walk today.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:34:18 [Preview] No.212663 del
>>212660
It's a 'simulation' not a game


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:35:29 [Preview] No.212664 del
Spent about three hours trying to fix a problem with a single line code. I emailed the lecturer who responded in five minutes and solved the problem with the answer he provided #MongMoment


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:36:17 [Preview] No.212665 del
>>212662
Based.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:40:48 [Preview] No.212667 del
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>>212662
>how are you doing?
On me 9th beer and about to have me 2nd (second) wank for the day.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:41:17 [Preview] No.212668 del
>>212662
Good find


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:43:15 [Preview] No.212670 del
Budgerigar.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:44:29 [Preview] No.212671 del
>>212669
Forgot to include a quote from the video from porn actress:
>not to mention how many people will wank on dis vidyo


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:44:33 [Preview] No.212672 del
>>212670
Bulgerigar


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:46:51 [Preview] No.212673 del
Ayo!!! Mayo!!!


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:50:41 [Preview] No.212674 del
>>212673
i just imagine an legions of people wanking n watching dis vidyo


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:57:13 [Preview] No.212675 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:58:36 [Preview] No.212676 del
I HATE CRABS


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 07:59:26 [Preview] No.212677 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI [Embed]

>New Zealand has demanded Australia take back Brenton Tarrant so his victims’ families aren’t forced to pay the “astronomical” cost of his incarceration.
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/brenton-tarrant-pm-says-terrorist-should-not-return-to-australia/news-story/28af4bd217e231ac8553bd4ee72b6c18


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:00:07 [Preview] No.212678 del
>>212653
That sucks m8


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:00:18 [Preview] No.212679 del
>>212676
You love the crabs but most of all you love the bucket.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:01:27 [Preview] No.212680 del
>>212676
What about Gook on me?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LUorkXnilaM [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:01:57 [Preview] No.212681 del
>>212667
Nice, I've had zero beers and zero wanks today, still got things to do today, I wish I could just sit back with a longneck and not a care in the world.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:02:42 [Preview] No.212682 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:02:45 [Preview] No.212683 del
>>212667
Who is she?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:06:25 [Preview] No.212684 del
>>212682
Dan is you are our greatest ally.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:11:22 [Preview] No.212685 del
>>212680
Good lord.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.212686 del
>>212685
So... yes?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:20:41 [Preview] No.212687 del
>>212676
They are hard to catch and expensive

>>212681
>>212682
Fuck you two2oo

>>212683
'Blake Blossom'


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:22:30 [Preview] No.212688 del
>>212687
Thanks.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:36:07 [Preview] No.212689 del
heavy wank fumes


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:38:32 [Preview] No.212690 del
>>212689
Wash your penis.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:39:20 [Preview] No.212691 del
I dream of WWOTW email subscription


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:49:47 [Preview] No.212692 del
>>212691
I dream of a WASOTW (Webby's Arse Snaps of the Week) email subscription.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:53:02 [Preview] No.212693 del
>>212692
Why not both?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:55:42 [Preview] No.212694 del
I dream of extremely weird shit that I forget within five minutes.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 08:57:21 [Preview] No.212695 del
>>212694
Post it!


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:00:22 [Preview] No.212696 del
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>>212694
Dreaming of Costa isn't weird.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:02:06 [Preview] No.212697 del
>>212696
Costa and Cock, can life get any more comfy?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:02:07 [Preview] No.212698 del
Someone with split personality disorder should be able to add the work experience of all their personalities together.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:03:12 [Preview] No.212699 del
>>212698
Do you have such a condition?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:03:50 [Preview] No.212700 del
>>212698
Is prostitution and smoking meth a professional activity?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:05:04 [Preview] No.212701 del
>>212699
Sadly no, if it did then that year and a half at IGA could be 3+ years.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:06:18 [Preview] No.212702 del
>>212701
Imagine the superannuation early withdrawal


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:09:36 [Preview] No.212703 del
What's the best letter?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:10:01 [Preview] No.212704 del
>>212652
>he went on a rant about niggers and kikes
It is interesting how commonly this manifests amongst the mentally ill and brain monged.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:11:52 [Preview] No.212705 del
What's so super about superannuation?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:14:45 [Preview] No.212706 del
I have hiccups, can someNEET scare me please.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:16:43 [Preview] No.212707 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:17:07 [Preview] No.212708 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:18:06 [Preview] No.212709 del
>>212706
A good twanging should fix it.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:21:50 [Preview] No.212710 del
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>>212708
I bet this white bitch doesn't even know about NasBoong ay


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.212711 del
>>212709
>t. DoctorNEET


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:22:53 [Preview] No.212712 del
>>212710
Ehthanolstate when?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:23:43 [Preview] No.212713 del
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>>212711
Doctor Craig is on the case!


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:27:11 [Preview] No.212714 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:28:37 [Preview] No.212715 del
>>212713
The Dr cures all.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:29:22 [Preview] No.212716 del
>>212706
Who is someNEET?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:30:39 [Preview] No.212717 del
(3.82 MB 3264x2448 Easy Dinner.jpg)
(3.60 MB 3264x2448 Easy Dinner Done.jpg)
How's the potato and gravy?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:32:33 [Preview] No.212718 del
>>212716
AnyNEET that will help. Some lovelyNEETs already have though.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.212719 del
Gonna pass out soon. Another day well spent...


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.212720 del
>>212717
chikin


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:33:44 [Preview] No.212721 del
>>212717
That looks tasty m8


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:34:05 [Preview] No.212722 del
>>212717
That's a good-looking feed.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.212723 del
>>212719
Not into my arms though.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.212724 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:35:13 [Preview] No.212725 del
>>212719
Hope you have a peaceful sleep neet.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.212726 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:35:54 [Preview] No.212727 del
>tfw severely sadvioline.youtube


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:36:38 [Preview] No.212728 del
I'm getting sleepy too. Going to snuggle with >>212719 until I fall asleep. Good night NEETs, behave yourselves.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:36:55 [Preview] No.212729 del
>>212727
But do you not love it so much?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:38:01 [Preview] No.212730 del
>>212728
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:38:57 [Preview] No.212731 del
>>212728
Good night NEET. BE careful, that other NEET has anal HPV.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:39:20 [Preview] No.212732 del
>>212731
Spreading the love.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:39:44 [Preview] No.212733 del
twanged poz loads


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:42:21 [Preview] No.212734 del
(2.79 MB 256x144 BOO.mp4)


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.212735 del
>tfw no one to snuggle with when I go to sleep apart from NK, and he never stays


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:46:56 [Preview] No.212736 del
>>212720
>>212721
>>212722
It hit the spot

>>212723
I can fit you in tomorrow night

>>212725
Thanks, you too

>>212728
Good thing I showered earlier


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:47:36 [Preview] No.212737 del
>>212735
High and wet.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:49:31 [Preview] No.212738 del
>>212736
>I can fit you in tomorrow night
You are a kind NEET.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:50:28 [Preview] No.212739 del
>>212717
That is a good looking feed.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:51:29 [Preview] No.212740 del
>>212722
>>212739
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 09:56:56 [Preview] No.212741 del
>>212740
That is a good looking hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:00:22 [Preview] No.212742 del
>>212741
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:19:07 [Preview] No.212743 del
Hardcore aboriginal ejaculation


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:25:51 [Preview] No.212744 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:26:53 [Preview] No.212745 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:36:08 [Preview] No.212746 del
>tfw thinking about aboriginal anal again


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:40:30 [Preview] No.212747 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:47:11 [Preview] No.212748 del
>>212747
All good NEETs need a Tony collection.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:55:14 [Preview] No.212749 del
>>212748
Tone is our only hope


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.212750 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:57:44 [Preview] No.212751 del
>>212750
👍👌💯


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:58:22 [Preview] No.212752 del
I am going to have sex, goodnight NEETs.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 10:59:44 [Preview] No.212753 del
>>212752
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and stay tight.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 11:00:03 [Preview] No.212754 del
>>212752
Sweet wet dreams neet.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 11:03:12 [Preview] No.212755 del
>>212752
goodnight NEET.

>I am going to have sex
You'd better not.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 11:32:24 [Preview] No.212756 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and stay safe.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 11:49:05 [Preview] No.212757 del
>>212756
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 11:58:47 [Preview] No.212758 del
(14.78 MB 470x360 TISM - Sickie.mp4)
>missed call (6hrs ago)
>deadline end of week, current progress 0%
>unread emails everywhere
>hour long toilet breaks
>anon I noticed you havent responded to my email
pouring one out for my closetNEETs


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:00:21 [Preview] No.212759 del
>>212758
>hour long toilet breaks
What are you doing in there?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:00:49 [Preview] No.212760 del
Goodnight NEETs

>>212758
Stay strong NEET


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:01:21 [Preview] No.212761 del
>>212760
Gook night.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:08:49 [Preview] No.212762 del
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I'll just keep posting frogs. I'm sure it will all work out.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:09:43 [Preview] No.212763 del
>>212762
Everything is going to be okay. We're all going to make it.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:16:14 [Preview] No.212764 del
>>212759
I haven't done that in a while, but either figurative or literal shitposting on a couple of imageboards.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:18:07 [Preview] No.212765 del
>>212759
which reminds me:
>tfw never masturbated at school, university or work
I think I've masturbated overseas though.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 12:24:14 [Preview] No.212766 del
>>212765
I had a school wank once.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 16:47:58 [Preview] No.212767 del
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Are there any neets from this that are still here?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 16:54:23 [Preview] No.212768 del
Pissed out my arse.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 16:55:16 [Preview] No.212769 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 17:03:40 [Preview] No.212770 del
I haven't given a shit about anything for years.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 17:39:07 [Preview] No.212771 del
(1.09 MB 720x1280 1542035619700.webm)


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:11:46 [Preview] No.212772 del
>>212771
Spooky.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:12:09 [Preview] No.212773 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:17:52 [Preview] No.212774 del
>>212773
morning
new day
sameshit


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:23:03 [Preview] No.212775 del
>>212773
>>212774
Morning neets. Today will be different.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:29:44 [Preview] No.212776 del
>>212774
Keep that sparkle in your eyes alive.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:30:30 [Preview] No.212777 del
>>212773
>>212774
>>212775
Good Morning Neets.

Just found out my car was featured in the london concourse on Harry's Garage. Noice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tZMNpOJH0LU [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:30:46 [Preview] No.212778 del
>Analysis: Private companies paid up to $12k to find jobseekers work, but COVID-19 exposes a problem with the model
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-28/coronavirus-jobseeker-system-relies-on-there-being-jobs-to-get/12601294


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:32:13 [Preview] No.212779 del
>>212777
I think that car might have a front bumper


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:33:42 [Preview] No.212780 del
>>212776
Have some sparkle in your eyes, sparkle neet https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q0eZAFAv5Rg [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:37:44 [Preview] No.212781 del
>>212779
it has no front bumper. this why posted it. your chrome bumper hypothesis is folly


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:38:37 [Preview] No.212782 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 20:38:57 [Preview] No.212783 del
Morning NEETs, Melbourne's looking pretty good this morning. Today should be an excellent one.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:11:21 [Preview] No.212784 del
>>212783
> melbourne
> looking good


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:28:02 [Preview] No.212785 del
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>>212784
Maybe some blm riots will break out, and the city will look good when it's on fire


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:36:56 [Preview] No.212786 del
>Airport worker is slammed by coroner for running over and killing a man - but claiming she thought she'd hit a KANGAROO
>>Ms Bridges was driving on a suspended licence and failed to render assistance
>>She gave a 'false testimony' to absolve herself of wrongdoing, the coroner said
>>Meanwhile, Mr Harmon was drunk and high on meth while he walked on the road
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8668125/Tasmanian-woman-slammed-running-man-claiming-thought-KANGAROO.html


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:38:41 [Preview] No.212787 del
>>212785
>Disturbing new footage shows gunman, 17, charged with murder of two BLM protesters in Kenosha 'shooting dead his first victim with an AR-15' who has now been identified as a father, 36, as police chief blames deaths on people 'breaking the curfew'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8670717/Disturbing-new-footage-shows-gunman-17-shooting-dead-victim-Kenosha.html


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:39:39 [Preview] No.212788 del
>>212783
>>212777
>>212775
>>212774
>>212773
Good fine cold morning. It's Friday baby!!!


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:40:33 [Preview] No.212789 del
>>212767
Only one, he has a different name.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:42:22 [Preview] No.212790 del


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:43:51 [Preview] No.212791 del
>>212786
>Airport worker is slammed
Wasn't it Mr Harmon who got slammed?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:44:01 [Preview] No.212792 del
>>212781
Are you still using zipties to keep the licence plate on?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:45:00 [Preview] No.212793 del
>>212783
Adelaide has been great the last couple days, now it looks like it's going to rain.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 21:47:59 [Preview] No.212794 del
>>212791
Hearty kek


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:02:42 [Preview] No.212795 del
>>212787
Here, have a video of someone getting shot.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:45:29 [Preview] No.212796 del
About to shoot off to Coles and Craigs. You niggas want anything?


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:51:19 [Preview] No.212797 del
>>212796
30kg of race war


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 22:54:38 [Preview] No.212798 del
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>>212796
Half a ciggie thanks


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 23:03:27 [Preview] No.212799 del
Morning.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 23:32:51 [Preview] No.212800 del
>>212773
>>212774
>>212775
>>212783
>>212788
>>212799
Good morning NEETs.

>>212777
Morning Nuro.

>>212790
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 23:46:30 [Preview] No.212801 del
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NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 23:56:21 [Preview] No.212802 del
>>212800
Good Morn

Just walked halfway to work today. What a cunt. Nigger rock gave me a hell of a flat and sliced my tire sidewall.

Going to complain to the council about this the road shoulder is totally filled with sharp gravel for a good 2 kilometers between the local earth moving hick scumbags


NEET 08/27/2020 (Thu) 23:58:11 [Preview] No.212803 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:02:45 [Preview] No.212804 del
I don't know what was causing it but cleaning my room has gotten rid of the neetscent.
Walking into my room from the kitchen I'd be disgusted with myself but now I can't smell anything. Maybe the rest of the house is now just as bad lol.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:04:37 [Preview] No.212805 del
>>212804
>neetscent
Cock and arse?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:09:07 [Preview] No.212806 del
>>212805
I think it was more sweat, semen, beer and goon.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:25:44 [Preview] No.212807 del
Just a little haul, it was booze I needed more than anything. >tfw alcoholic boong

The Good: Kangaroo steak 50% off, Guy who served me at the deli was very friendly and the deliciously-thicc qt was working at the cafe, wearing those tight black leggings.

The Bad: An old lady was waiting behind me at the cafe so I had to move and therefore did not get the good perv of that qt's arse I so greatly needed.

The Ugly: Stepping foot into Craig's den of despair and leaving with a carton of poison...


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:35:37 [Preview] No.212808 del
Have any neets ordered an online prescription? I don't want to go out to an actual pharmacy, but I'm not sure how to get them online.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:35:51 [Preview] No.212809 del
>>212807
roopill me


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:51:12 [Preview] No.212810 del
>>212808
Things would be complicated by the fact that most doctor appointments are Telehealth now, meaning that the doctor faxes the script to the pharmacy rather than giving it to you.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 00:56:29 [Preview] No.212811 del
Woolies is meant to be delivering the order they forgot on wednesday and forgot on thursday. They have 20 minutes before deadline. Who wants to bet they'll jew me again?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:01:37 [Preview] No.212812 del
Nuro called me a bitch nigger once.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:03:57 [Preview] No.212813 del
>>212800
Howdy!

>>212802
How much per new tire on those bikes?

>>212804
The only way to tell if the scent/s are gone is to invite a stranger into the house.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:04:04 [Preview] No.212814 del
>>212807
Nice haul. That aubergine looks like it would hit the sweet spot.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:05:43 [Preview] No.212815 del
>>212811
Goon luck neet.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:06:49 [Preview] No.212816 del
>>212814
>aubergine


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:17:39 [Preview] No.212817 del
>>212802
That sucks.

>>212807
Very well summarised and hauled.

>>212811
You need to complain and get a voucher. Two days late is appalling.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:19:08 [Preview] No.212818 del
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>>212811
>11.16 ticks by with no delivery
THE WOOLIES JEWS HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. FROM NOW ON I'M A COLES CUSTOMER!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:20:07 [Preview] No.212819 del
Back from the gym. The redhead cutie was working at IGA today.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:20:12 [Preview] No.212820 del
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>>212809
Not eating it will cause penis cancer


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:21:44 [Preview] No.212821 del
>>212818
Good luck, stay strong mate.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:22:35 [Preview] No.212822 del
>>212820
>telling him that his "cocks going to come off"
kek


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:24:33 [Preview] No.212823 del
>>212817
Thanks, glad you liked the post

>>212814
My calendar is currently full!

>>212818
>COLES CUSTOMER!
Welcome to The BASED Side

>>212819
Did she cause a stirring of your loins?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:28:42 [Preview] No.212824 del
>>212822
It was a great story. The guy's name is Richard which is also a nickname for 'dick' and of course you've got Dr Cox. It's almost as if the entire story was made up.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:35:28 [Preview] No.212825 del
>>212824
>if the entire story was made up.
No, News Corp wouldn't do that


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:39:18 [Preview] No.212826 del
>>212825
I love their journalists:

>Quaden Bayles sues Miranda Devine for defamation over tweet about viral video
>>According to the statement of claim, News Corp lawyers in March refused to accept that the company had responsibility for Devine’s Twitter account, saying it was “self-evidently a personal account and is published by Twitter”.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/aug/05/quaden-bayles-sues-miranda-devine-for-defamation-over-tweet-about-viral-video


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:40:48 [Preview] No.212827 del
>>212818
Ok, they did finally deliver stuff. Instead of the 1 grocery, 1 cold and 1 fresh essentials packs I ordered they brought me 2 grocery packs. How can one giant supermarket chain be such mongs?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:41:06 [Preview] No.212828 del
>>212826
>Quaden
What in the actual fuck is wrong with parents naming their kids dumb cunt names like this? We legitimately need tougher laws around what you can and can't name your kids.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:46:29 [Preview] No.212829 del
>>212828
>We legitimately need tougher laws around what you can and can't name your kids.
If only.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:46:34 [Preview] No.212830 del
>>212827
Was anything missing?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:48:41 [Preview] No.212831 del
>>212830
30kg of rice.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:53:11 [Preview] No.212832 del
>>212830
Apart from the $100 of cold and fresh foods I was meant to be getting in those other packs, nothing.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 01:54:16 [Preview] No.212833 del
>>212813
i was riding my road bike i sold the ebike


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:03:15 [Preview] No.212834 del
Hot farts and wet shits.
pungent


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:06:30 [Preview] No.212835 del
>>212831
Only 30?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:10:48 [Preview] No.212836 del
>>212832
Get onto them ASAP!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:12:19 [Preview] No.212837 del
We currently have a NEET in dire need of feed! #FreeTheFeed!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:13:07 [Preview] No.212838 del
>>212834
Will there be stains?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:34:45 [Preview] No.212839 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:38:43 [Preview] No.212840 del
>>212839
i have that same tent but not that colour


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:41:41 [Preview] No.212841 del
>>212840
It got that colour thanks to people's bodily fluids that got on it during sex.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 02:48:42 [Preview] No.212842 del
There will be a sex tent in the grounds of the NEET compound.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:24:44 [Preview] No.212843 del
Might take a chance and let a slut suck me off by the creek later, what do you reckon lads?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:25:37 [Preview] No.212844 del
>>212839
Imagine the smell


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:25:54 [Preview] No.212845 del
>>212843
watch out for sharp teeth


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:26:08 [Preview] No.212846 del
>>212843
Make sure you don't get caught.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:31:14 [Preview] No.212847 del
>>212843
Do it, and film it for the gen.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:33:26 [Preview] No.212848 del
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This feed will provide roughly 2 hours of power


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:34:17 [Preview] No.212849 del
>>212848
>on a plate
What a fancy cunt.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 03:38:02 [Preview] No.212850 del
I wonder which NEET will taste the nicest after the fall.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 04:10:42 [Preview] No.212851 del
>>212838
On the inside of the bowl? Not this time.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 04:46:28 [Preview] No.212852 del
Coke in glass.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 04:48:33 [Preview] No.212853 del
Coke in arse.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 04:59:20 [Preview] No.212854 del
>>212813
>Howdy!
You cheating on me!?.. With him!?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 04:59:53 [Preview] No.212855 del
>>212816
EGGPLANT


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:01:35 [Preview] No.212856 del
>>212827
They should let you keep it and refund you in store credit.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:03:59 [Preview] No.212857 del
>>212834
I have some brewing.
Had a hamburger pie, a custard tart and an apple and guava juice from the Tarlee bakery.
The pie had more pickles and American mustard than last time.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:05:16 [Preview] No.212858 del
>>212842
It better be made of clear plastic.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:06:03 [Preview] No.212859 del
>>212852
Keep the hard liquor out of that glass until at least 6pm!

>>212854
When days go by without speaking to one another, all the NEETs start to look, sound and smell alike.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:06:08 [Preview] No.212860 del
>>212848
Why is it on a plate?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:06:23 [Preview] No.212861 del
>>212857
>hamburger pie
Please explain. Sounds good.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:07:20 [Preview] No.212862 del
>>212850
Probably cookingNEET, shitey stopped eating his mandatory cream buns.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:08:15 [Preview] No.212863 del
>>212859
I wish I smelt as good as Posso.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:08:23 [Preview] No.212864 del
>>212857
That juice sounds nice, the pie not so much.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:09:50 [Preview] No.212865 del
>>212861
The last couple had a rissole patty thing inside, this was more of a mince.
It tastes a bit like a maccas cheeseburger with the pickles in it.
They are very good.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:12:14 [Preview] No.212866 del
>>212860
Easier to eat and the plate catches any droppings so nothing goes to waste.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:25:39 [Preview] No.212867 del
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Yay or Nay?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:32:15 [Preview] No.212868 del
>>212867
I'd give it a try.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:50:01 [Preview] No.212869 del
125 days.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 05:50:16 [Preview] No.212870 del
>>212857
Sounds like you could do with a slice of pizza


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:03:22 [Preview] No.212871 del
I went to a peaceful protest once. Got myself a new TV.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:12:09 [Preview] No.212872 del
A quick weather update presented by our very own Mr Spergman


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:27:22 [Preview] No.212873 del
Got to go do a sign up, it's supposed to be knock off time.
My body clock is telling me it's time for beer.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.212874 del
I went to a clients place earlier today and they have a knew cockie. I went to pet it and it latched on. Blood fucking all down my finger, had it wrapped in toilet paper when the OT rocked up.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:31:16 [Preview] No.212875 del
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>>212873
It's goon time whyte fella


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:32:10 [Preview] No.212876 del
>>212874
You shouldn't go sticking your finger in to cockies


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:34:26 [Preview] No.212877 del
>>212874
Was touching the clients' cock in the job description?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:35:23 [Preview] No.212878 del
>>212873
I'll have one for ya. Go earn some money.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:35:53 [Preview] No.212879 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:37:10 [Preview] No.212880 del
Just let out a ripper squelcher.
Coworker is in the office next to mine.
Sounded like a frog sinking a bong.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 06:40:16 [Preview] No.212881 del
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>>212880
>Sounded like a frog sinking a bong.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:06:00 [Preview] No.212882 del
>>212857
>a hamburger pie
Vile


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:08:10 [Preview] No.212883 del
>>212863
He has been a blacksmith for many years.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:08:50 [Preview] No.212884 del
>>212869
Congratulations.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:15:20 [Preview] No.212885 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:15:46 [Preview] No.212886 del
>>212802
>Going to complain to the council about this the road shoulder is totally filled with sharp gravel for a good 2 kilometers
Good luck you probably won't get too far though, I remember a couple of years ago when I would ride around a lot something similar happened to me where a street near my place often had all kinds of sharp rocks and shit on it too and gave me flat tires a few times, I called the council about it but no one really seemed to give a shit.
>>212807
What did you get from Craigs?
>>212839
They don't call it Sudandenong for nothing.
>>212867
Nay, looks disgusting.
>>212872
Made me laugh.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go buy some fish and chips.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:31:22 [Preview] No.212888 del
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ayri fik


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:41:45 [Preview] No.212889 del
>>212886
Happy birthday.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:43:06 [Preview] No.212890 del
>>212887
there are no breaks on this train


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:46:53 [Preview] No.212891 del
I verbally abused an immigrant family once.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:49:38 [Preview] No.212892 del
There's billions of cocks and arses on this earth.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:50:50 [Preview] No.212893 del
And mine is the most disappointing.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 07:58:33 [Preview] No.212894 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:02:05 [Preview] No.212895 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:05:32 [Preview] No.212896 del
>>212894
Mitch Dowd.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:07:00 [Preview] No.212897 del
A thread of glorious quality, fitting for a Friday night.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.212898 del
You're silly.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:08:31 [Preview] No.212899 del
>>212893
4 inch NEET?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:09:40 [Preview] No.212900 del
>>212899
Thanks for adding an extra inch to my penis.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:10:20 [Preview] No.212901 del
>>212885
You fucking mong! SLOW DOWN! And those 'double jeopardy' laws have nothing to do with being issued a speeding fine/s


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:10:44 [Preview] No.212902 del
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>>212898
Am not.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:12:36 [Preview] No.212903 del
>>212900
Really?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:13:13 [Preview] No.212904 del
>>212902
You're not silly. You're a silly billy.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:13:56 [Preview] No.212905 del
>>212903
Okay, okay, you got me. You actually added two inches.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:16:33 [Preview] No.212906 del
>>212886
>Craigs?
A carton of XXXX Gold, because I'm a proud Queensland bogan!

>Sudandenong
KEK

>looks disgusting
I plan on making it

>Made me laugh
I'm glad to hear. I was worried you might get offended.

>fish and chips
Battered or crumbed, and will you be asking for chook salt on the chips?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:17:34 [Preview] No.212907 del
Anyone who prefers crumbed to battered is a poof.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:18:30 [Preview] No.212908 del
>>212907
I'll batter you.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:19:28 [Preview] No.212909 del
I committed war crimes in the Balkans during the 90s.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:22:27 [Preview] No.212910 del
>>212888
The original of this image is among my favourite images.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:23:19 [Preview] No.212911 del
>>212885
Need for speed.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:23:56 [Preview] No.212912 del
>>212880
Lovely.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.212913 del
>>212885
Please stay safe.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.212914 del
>>212901
The double jeopardy laws do apply to speeding fines. You can't put two (or more) cameras a few hundred meters apart on the same road in the same direction and fine people 2, 3, 5, 6 times for the same offence a few minutes apart.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:26:38 [Preview] No.212915 del
>>212914
This is also $1000 in fines for 69, 69 and 71 in a 60 zone. Blatant revenue raising.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:26:58 [Preview] No.212916 del
What about triple jeopardy?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:27:15 [Preview] No.212917 del
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>>212907
>Batter me all the way


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:27:32 [Preview] No.212918 del
>>212914
>>212915
It is revenue raising but you should not have been speeding.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:27:37 [Preview] No.212919 del
>>212915
Don't speed.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:28:30 [Preview] No.212920 del
prove speeding does any harm
i'll wait


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:29:21 [Preview] No.212921 del
I had a cat called Monaro once. He was orange.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:30:25 [Preview] No.212922 del
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>breaks law
>gets fined


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:31:16 [Preview] No.212923 del
>>212920
It'll harm me if you hurt yourself.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:31:43 [Preview] No.212924 del
>>212922
I don't think he was complaining. I think he was displaying like a badge of honour.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:38:59 [Preview] No.212925 del
prove a high salt diet does any harm
i'll wait


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:39:36 [Preview] No.212926 del
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>>212917
imagine being at the baech with theese boooongs and simply not being BASED and chiling with Nuro


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:40:58 [Preview] No.212927 del
prove a high goon diet does any harm
i'll wait


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:41:06 [Preview] No.212928 del
>>212914
No you're wrong, that law only comes into effect following a court proceeding (and if a defendant wishes to use said law as a defence from further prosecution). You're talking about 3 separate (alleged) offences.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:41:12 [Preview] No.212929 del
>>212926
Damn you're cool.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.212930 del
That bitch is in the sky talking shit again.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:44:56 [Preview] No.212931 del
heeeelooo neets hell of a week hurt my back havent been getting much sleep exhausted and this weekend is looking off the wall. sold my ebike, buying a new one tomorrow taking a 200km drive to pick it up, just bought 600 dollars worth of lancia parts, might have sunday off to chill

geting up at 4:45 @ tommorrow ... hope my body can handle the ==Based= energy running through my veins

>>212929
damn right you sissy little bitch nigger faggot


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:45:36 [Preview] No.212932 del
I'm disheartened to find the gen in relatively good order in my absence


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:46:24 [Preview] No.212933 del
>>212931
How are you upgrading already?


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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:50:21 [Preview] No.212935 del
>>212932
it has been in good order because BO has been on top of his game and nuro has been too busy and nofun/ monaro have been considering suicide daily

>>212933
since i removed the 25km/hr speed regulator previous owner has been begging to sell it back to him at a premium and i got word word of a fresh container of ebikes that were out of stock for months due to covid


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:50:35 [Preview] No.212936 del
>>212931
>taking a 200km drive to pick it u
Drive carefully. Stay safe. Come back to us.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 08:56:10 [Preview] No.212937 del
>>212935
>i got word word of a fresh container of ebikes
The things you read on public toilet walls...


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:01:09 [Preview] No.212938 del
>>212936
i will do no such thing i will drift drunk all the way back home exactly like nuro's standard operating proceeduce details

>>212937
man shit is crazy at the moment i know some guys at advance traders. they got a fresh container in and most of the ebikes solds out in a week after being out of stock for the past 3 months


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:01:56 [Preview] No.212939 del
>>212938
I do not really understand ebikes. Do you have to pedal at all?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:08:34 [Preview] No.212940 del
>>212889
It's not my birthday.
>>212890
So it seems.
>>212906
Nice, I bought some VB today, I just want something cheap to get drunk off, I don't care about the taste.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:11:44 [Preview] No.212941 del
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>>212939
yes by law you have to pedal no throttle allowed , and by law cant have more than a 250 watt motor.

also the law says the motor cuts out at 25km but i remove it and then i ride an 8 thousand dollar full sus cutting edge ebike drunk everyday without repurcussions. It smells like Based but only in minecraft


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>>212940
>Nice, I bought some VB today, I just want something cheap to get drunk off, I don't care about the taste
IKTF


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.212943 del
>>212941
How fast can you go on it?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:19:08 [Preview] No.212944 del
>>212943
i can go information redacted its a fuck off emotorbike that most 95% of NPC boomers buy not knowing %50 performance is restricted in software by government by law....... for fucking fucks sake


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:28:25 [Preview] No.212945 del
>>212944
They will forensically examine what's left of the bike when you drunkenly clean up a couple of chink tourists going 50km/h.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:30:18 [Preview] No.212946 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:32:40 [Preview] No.212947 del
>>212944
plus you will toast the battery with that current draw.
its not a lead acid battery. its a delicate multi cell lithium.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:33:21 [Preview] No.212948 del
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Might go to the kinoplex and watch tenet
will probably spend 25 bucks on food but fuck it


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:34:25 [Preview] No.212949 del
>>212945
Would it be like build a bear?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:35:01 [Preview] No.212950 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:36:13 [Preview] No.212951 del
>>212948
Or wait for it to come out. The choice is yours.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:37:11 [Preview] No.212952 del
>>212948
dont go and watch the jew moofie about how a nigger does a hero better than a whitey.

At least dont pay to see it. just walk in like you have a right to be there. the children they employ there dont check if you have a ticket or not


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>>212947
imagine questioning Nuro and the Shimano Corporation


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:38:19 [Preview] No.212954 del
>>212948
Hope you enjoy it neet.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:39:47 [Preview] No.212955 del
Recommend me a film to watch neets.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:42:49 [Preview] No.212956 del
>>212955
Jackie Brown (1997)


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:42:58 [Preview] No.212957 del
>>212946
Yeah me too. I've got no energy as well. And all this woolworths shit has meant I have no fresh food and keep eating crap.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:43:09 [Preview] No.212958 del
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>>212953
>and the Shimano Corporation
Don't they make fishing reels?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:45:08 [Preview] No.212960 del
>>212955
Unforgiven (1992)


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:46:50 [Preview] No.212961 del
>>212960
I really liked that film.
I might rewatch it, cheers neet.

>>212956
I'm not going to watch it but I've bookmarked the wikipedia article.

>>212959
I'll look into it.

Cheers noots.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.212962 del
>>212959
5.1/10 on imdb. Doesn't sound kino.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:47:27 [Preview] No.212963 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:52:19 [Preview] No.212964 del
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>>212962
> trusting imbd
> questioning nuro


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:53:43 [Preview] No.212965 del
>>212956
Go watch shawshank redemption then.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 09:55:36 [Preview] No.212966 del
>>212964
When are you going to get around to make the It's okay to be based plaque?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:02:39 [Preview] No.212967 del
How to never be Angry again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JR3eF8YlwNY [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:05:07 [Preview] No.212968 del
>>212959
That moofie was gay.
david lynch directed this debacle.
It was not believable and disjointed
Your taste in cinema is poor, Nuro


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:06:30 [Preview] No.212969 del
The sky plug is the final frontier.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:06:38 [Preview] No.212970 del
>>212967
Interesting.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:06:58 [Preview] No.212971 del
>>212967
I'd love to punch that old cunt in the face, the smug fucking prick.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:12:12 [Preview] No.212972 del
Charles Bukowski - Friendly advice to a lot of young men

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oovDpLHCrSw [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:14:24 [Preview] No.212973 del
>>212972
Self improvement advice fellow


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.212974 del
>>212972
A man who gives good advice, unlike that other stupid fuck.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:15:18 [Preview] No.212975 del
>>212972
how many bukowski books have (You) read?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:18:25 [Preview] No.212976 del
>>212971
Be sure to write that in your journal


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:21:03 [Preview] No.212977 del
>>212976
i cant rite


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:21:10 [Preview] No.212978 del
>>212974
Another entry for the journal

>>212975
Literally never heard of him or that rabbi until about 30 minutes ago when they randomly appeared on Youtube front page.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:29:04 [Preview] No.212979 del
>>212978
download some of his books from libgen rus ec
He writes about based alcos


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:30:57 [Preview] No.212980 del
>>212979
Any noticeable mentions of a double Russian agent?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:32:35 [Preview] No.212981 del
Nuro was trained as a rabbi.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:34:40 [Preview] No.212982 del
>>212981
Poorly bantered.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:37:27 [Preview] No.212983 del
Just got back from that sign up.
Been out for 12 and a half hours.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:37:34 [Preview] No.212984 del
Nuro called me a bitch nigger once.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:38:18 [Preview] No.212985 del
>>212882
Delicious.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:39:17 [Preview] No.212986 del
>>212883
His clapper melts steel beams.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:40:22 [Preview] No.212987 del
>>212885
Vroom vroom.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:41:32 [Preview] No.212988 del
>>212983
You have earned your weekend break.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:42:21 [Preview] No.212989 del
>>212986
👏 👏 👏 👏


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:43:45 [Preview] No.212990 del
Webby has the greatest of claps.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:44:10 [Preview] No.212991 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:44:17 [Preview] No.212992 del
>>212982
Poorly posted.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:45:40 [Preview] No.212993 del
>>212988
I need to see the house bloke tomorrow.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:46:45 [Preview] No.212994 del
Weber broke my train set once.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:46:54 [Preview] No.212995 del
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>>212968
> it was not believable
> but capeshit and green screen is okay


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:47:48 [Preview] No.212996 del
>>212993
Good luck.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:49:10 [Preview] No.212997 del
>>212995
Nuro you should stop posting girls it makes you look like an old perv.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:49:48 [Preview] No.212998 del
>>212996
Cheers, but what I mean is that my break isn't here.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:51:10 [Preview] No.212999 del
>>212995
>but capeshit and green screen is okay
I don't see him saying that anywhere in his post.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 10:59:54 [Preview] No.213000 del
>>212999
Don't question Nuro.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:05:59 [Preview] No.213001 del
A thicc slice of ham for dinner


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:10:23 [Preview] No.213002 del
>>213001
Cut it thiccer


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:11:04 [Preview] No.213003 del
Where the cocky bit me is hurting and sort of puffed up.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:12:04 [Preview] No.213004 del
The NEET arses can be harmonised with the beat of my drum.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:15:45 [Preview] No.213005 del
>>213003
It has injected it's spores into you


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:16:45 [Preview] No.213006 del
>>213004
Harmonise them!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:17:19 [Preview] No.213007 del
>>213003
I hope you gave the wound a good rinse with water and applied some sort of disinfectant.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:18:48 [Preview] No.213008 del
>>213003
You probably have Avian HPV.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:19:08 [Preview] No.213009 del
You ever been sexually attracted to poo?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:19:26 [Preview] No.213010 del
>>213008
I hope he doesn't die.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:27:06 [Preview] No.213011 del
>>213009
No, never been attracted to an Indian.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:28:05 [Preview] No.213012 del
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The time for food is now


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:29:13 [Preview] No.213013 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:30:30 [Preview] No.213014 del
>>213013
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:30:42 [Preview] No.213015 del
>>213013
Sweet dreams.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:31:17 [Preview] No.213016 del
>>213013
Good night. I'm off too.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:33:17 [Preview] No.213017 del
>>213016
Good night.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:38:14 [Preview] No.213018 del
>>213013
>>213016
Wank safely guys


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:39:37 [Preview] No.213019 del
>>212965
If cosmopolis wasn't the best movie of the past decade, then what was?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:43:13 [Preview] No.213020 del
Can you NEETs get onto bitchute?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:46:58 [Preview] No.213021 del
>>213020
I get an expired certificate warning and associated bullshit.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 11:48:45 [Preview] No.213022 del
>>213020
I'm getting the same thing as the other NEET.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:10:45 [Preview] No.213023 del
>tfw no gf
I really want to sleep with a girl, not even have sex, just sleep with her.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:13:36 [Preview] No.213024 del
>>213023
At this point I'll just be happy with some company.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:15:20 [Preview] No.213025 del
>>213023
They fart and their feet are cold. You are better off without. Get a teddy.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:16:49 [Preview] No.213026 del
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>>213023
>I really want to sleep with a girl, not even have sex, just sleep with her.
IKTF


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:17:10 [Preview] No.213027 del
>>213025
I can't speak for the other NEET, but I'm not that far gone that I can have a conversation with a teddy. Yet.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:17:24 [Preview] No.213028 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:17:38 [Preview] No.213029 del
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Cruisey and Possum.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:18:10 [Preview] No.213030 del
>>213028
Good night mate, sweet nip dreams to you.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 12:21:00 [Preview] No.213031 del
>>213028
Gook night.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:01:43 [Preview] No.213032 del
>I-I'm on the spectrum...
<I don't know what the hell that is, but you should get off it.
Some netflix teenager show Monaro is watching.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:03:18 [Preview] No.213033 del
>>213020
I had an advert in my telephone game for a bitcoin app, it said 'play for free'.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:03:35 [Preview] No.213034 del
The kid's a social reject, he doesn't have any friends.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:04:07 [Preview] No.213035 del
>>213026
The Konimskly method is a fantastic tv show.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:04:33 [Preview] No.213036 del
>>213029
Correct.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:05:10 [Preview] No.213037 del
WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU POOAST LIKE YOU USED TO?????????


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:06:20 [Preview] No.213038 del
>>213037
>POOAST
NK?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:07:56 [Preview] No.213039 del
A bunch of pussies.
I've called you names, I have humilated you''
If you're not strong on the inside you can't be stong on the outside. ''
I had to shed my loser skin and become the person I am.
It doesn't matter that you're a loser or a nerd or a freak, you juct need tpo cjnge who you are.
Class are you ready to learn the way of the fist
Nigga don't try to care.
All you need is to be bad arse.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:08:23 [Preview] No.213040 del
>>213038/?
Why don't you post like you used to?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:10:06 [Preview] No.213041 del
really
I thought you were going to teach me karate
god i love this part
show me wax on wax offf
hyaah


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:12:07 [Preview] No.213042 del
Fighting positions
Stabalise your balance, hawk
did you just flinch virgin. ?
put your hands up?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:13:52 [Preview] No.213043 del
>>213035
That wojak is based off a character from The Sopranos.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:14:50 [Preview] No.213044 del
she likes karate but I don't know
there is no no.
i want to ask her out
sister, dude yoy yoy oyo yo
i htought you just wanted to piss of your dad
move shuttles
what are you talking about, we can't steal a car
shit man im on that shit
year but I don't have that code
we have a bigger problem
were not going tpo have a bigger problem are we robby
hey i didn't realise this was your locker
ive been thinking about you a lot lately
welkl not a lot alot


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:15:24 [Preview] No.213045 del
>>213043
They all look the same.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:17:00 [Preview] No.213046 del
>>213043
>>213045
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUdZhMsSZcA [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:20:20 [Preview] No.213047 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 13:21:26 [Preview] No.213048 del
>>213046
That's a pretty funny scene.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 14:25:33 [Preview] No.213049 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 15:18:25 [Preview] No.213050 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 19:45:28 [Preview] No.213051 del


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 19:45:45 [Preview] No.213053 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 19:48:48 [Preview] No.213054 del
>>213053
morning
welcome to the grind


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 19:49:36 [Preview] No.213055 del
Good morning neets. Another day, another chance to turn your life around.
>>213053
Good morning.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 19:52:21 [Preview] No.213056 del
>>213055
>that image is half of melbourne right now
dan's forced neetdom


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:11:51 [Preview] No.213057 del
>>213055
You can see the sparkle in his eyes.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:18:50 [Preview] No.213058 del
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GOOD MORNING NEETS


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:33:28 [Preview] No.213059 del
He had a mental illness was his defence from abusing cocaine.
>Sydney NDIS fraudster felt guilty about $1.5 million scam but continued anyway, court hears
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-28/sydney-ndis-scammer-felt-guilty-court-hears/12606508


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:34:02 [Preview] No.213060 del
>>213054
>>213055
>>213058
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:38:42 [Preview] No.213061 del
The gender pay gap struggle is real for one 'executive assistant' where competition for employment opportunities are bad:
>Within 24 hours of applying I received an email from the company, which said 'would I accept a salary of $70,000?' — $10,000 less than what was advertised", she said.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-28/coronavirus-pandemic-impacting-gender-pay-gap-experts-warn/12604542


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 20:45:25 [Preview] No.213062 del
>>213061
what's the fucking point of having a job at this point?
oh you got in over your head with debt wooops


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 21:50:51 [Preview] No.213063 del
>>213060
>>213058
>>213055
>>213054
>>213053
Good morning, what's for breakfast?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:04:24 [Preview] No.213064 del
>>213063
i had 4 toasted iga garlic roll things with butter and promite
2 grass fed hamburger patties
1 backyard chook egg


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:10:47 [Preview] No.213065 del
>>213064
Top brekky!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:18:29 [Preview] No.213066 del
>>213063
Crumpets.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:30:20 [Preview] No.213067 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:36:49 [Preview] No.213068 del
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NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:53:33 [Preview] No.213069 del
>tfw woke up depressed


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:59:07 [Preview] No.213070 del
>>213067
Suuweey


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 22:59:31 [Preview] No.213071 del
>>213069
Well, how about you fucking don't?


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:01:29 [Preview] No.213072 del
>>213068
Hey Skippy!


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:02:13 [Preview] No.213073 del
>>213068
Good morning my friend.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:11:46 [Preview] No.213074 del
>>213069
That's no way to live


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:12:26 [Preview] No.213075 del
>>213072
This is not a 'Howdy!'
>>213073
Sup baby


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:15:32 [Preview] No.213076 del
>>213075
He gave me the Howdy! yesterday. I got hard.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:20:55 [Preview] No.213077 del
>>213066
Uncle Toby's instant oats with added fresh banana and blueberries


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:23:32 [Preview] No.213078 del
Had some really spicy food last night. Had stomach pains all night and really spicy poos. It's such a relief once it's all shitted out though.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:24:39 [Preview] No.213079 del
Ritalin initially has a much more motivating feel to it than dexies, I've found


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:28:45 [Preview] No.213080 del
>>213078
I thought it was over but I feel that more spicy poos are on their way


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:33:38 [Preview] No.213081 del
>>213076
He claims our scents are all the same.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:33:58 [Preview] No.213082 del
>>213079
I really wish I knew that feel


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>>213069
>exercise regime
>eat clean
>sunshine
>remainder intake of dank memes
you ain't missing out on anything buddy


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:38:48 [Preview] No.213084 del
Nuro can speak sumerian


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:50:08 [Preview] No.213085 del
>>213084
Further nuro fact: not only can nuro speak sumerian, he actually invented the language as a project back when he was in grade 4.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:51:33 [Preview] No.213086 del
Toilet hieroglyphics.


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:56:52 [Preview] No.213087 del
>>213086
kfc produces crisper hieroglyphics than mcdonalds


NEET 08/28/2020 (Fri) 23:57:44 [Preview] No.213088 del
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Any plans for the day, bros?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:00:13 [Preview] No.213089 del
>>213088
cook meals
get some sun
lift some weights
lurk 4chan
watch youtube/bitchute/banned.video videos


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:01:05 [Preview] No.213090 del


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>>213090
also might go out and try and get some of this
even though i hate ipas but it's coopers so i'll give it a go


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:05:46 [Preview] No.213092 del
>>213091
nice
I hate IPAs too. Some lighter tasting ales are alright.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:08:51 [Preview] No.213093 del
>>213088
Just finished trimming my toenails.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:13:49 [Preview] No.213094 del


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:15:43 [Preview] No.213095 del
>>213084
He is well versed in writing cooniform


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:18:00 [Preview] No.213096 del
>>213088
Do some shopping, cut my hair, see building guy


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:18:27 [Preview] No.213097 del
>>213091
Give us a review later.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:19:52 [Preview] No.213098 del
>>213096
>see building guy
you building a house bro?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:23:01 [Preview] No.213099 del


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:24:24 [Preview] No.213100 del
The Knockout Stage of the Infinity Cup begins tomorrow afternoon. Join us for what could be the only sport running in North America! First match kicks off at the usual time: 11:00 AM PDT / 1:00 PM CDT / 2:00 PM EDT / 18:00 UTC


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:24:35 [Preview] No.213101 del
>>213099
congrats


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.213102 del
>>213101
I guess, I don't want to live in it.
Just rent it out.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:29:14 [Preview] No.213103 del
>>213099
Make sure you have researched the building company. Make sure they do not have a reputation for fucking people over and are not on the verge of going bankrupt.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:29:40 [Preview] No.213104 del
>>213102
Your Monaro is happy to keep living in the dump house while the nice house gets rented out?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:33:10 [Preview] No.213105 del
>>213102
Don't you need to intend to live in the house in order to get some of those government grants?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:36:14 [Preview] No.213106 del
I just tried some Cherry Ripe Ice Creams. they were shit. Tasted only kind of like the chocolate bar, and much worse.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:36:56 [Preview] No.213107 del
>>213103
I paid for an advocate guy to do all that shit.
>>213104
It's not really up for negotiation.
>>213105
Six months, but that's only on paper.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:37:23 [Preview] No.213108 del
I just tried some Cherry Ripe Ice Creams. they were shit. Tasted only kind of like the chocolate bar, and much worse.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:38:12 [Preview] No.213109 del
>>213088
Poo
No booze before 4pm
Cook food
Eat food
Play some gitar


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:38:34 [Preview] No.213110 del
>>213107
>It's not really up for negotiation.
You are ruthless where you property empire ambitions are at stake.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:39:00 [Preview] No.213111 del
I just tried some Cherry Ripe Ice Creams. they were shit. Tasted only kind of like the chocolate bar, and much worse.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:39:39 [Preview] No.213112 del
>>213110
Slum lord real eastate mogul.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:47:32 [Preview] No.213113 del
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Fastboi


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:49:37 [Preview] No.213114 del
>>213088
Gonna watch some videos on chord theory, and experiment with composing some music, even though I know fuck all about it. It's better than what I usually do.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:53:35 [Preview] No.213115 del
Ozzy Man Reviews: Hungry Animals

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G8zAtal-kCY [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 00:58:06 [Preview] No.213116 del
>>213115
Normie stuff.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 01:06:00 [Preview] No.213117 del
>>213116
True, but he does say some funny shit. And it's good to see an Aussie make it big on Youtube imo, among the sea of American fuckwits.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 01:15:01 [Preview] No.213118 del
bieth of the antichrist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DVvmgjBL74w [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 01:25:25 [Preview] No.213119 del
All shaved, except my gooch and nape.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 01:48:27 [Preview] No.213120 del
>>213119
That nape needs professional attention.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 01:49:16 [Preview] No.213121 del
>>213120
It's as God intended.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 02:09:27 [Preview] No.213122 del
>>213089
I've done 3 things from your list. Won't be lurking 4chan though.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 02:33:05 [Preview] No.213123 del
>>213121
An unkempt nape is the Devil's playground.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 02:45:08 [Preview] No.213124 del
>>213113
Have you seen any modders/cheaters online yet?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 02:54:01 [Preview] No.213125 del
Perhaps I should check out 4chan, this place is dead.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:18:08 [Preview] No.213126 del
>>213125
It is a slow day


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:21:18 [Preview] No.213127 del
>>213109
ancient wisdom


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:21:49 [Preview] No.213128 del
Just going to be honest with you blokes. I don't have a girlfriend.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:22:54 [Preview] No.213129 del
Google I don't really care my search is at risk.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:24:19 [Preview] No.213130 del
>>213128
Me neither, which sometimes make me happy and sometimes it makes me sad.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:24:51 [Preview] No.213131 del
that black nigger in the wakanda movie died of arse cancer from too much bumsexing


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:31:17 [Preview] No.213132 del
>>213131
huh, i dont really care Marvel will probably recast for black panther 2


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:32:25 [Preview] No.213133 del
>>213132
the all look the same dirty fucking ooga booga big nose hole dirty black pieces of shit


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:33:45 [Preview] No.213134 del


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:35:13 [Preview] No.213135 del
Drummed NEET arse.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:36:57 [Preview] No.213136 del
>>213135
Is this the new twanged?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:37:58 [Preview] No.213137 del
>>213136
It's just a way of coordinating NEET arses.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:37:59 [Preview] No.213138 del
>>213133
i know that is why it is easy to recast him.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:49:26 [Preview] No.213139 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6YwFvmnbj3E [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:50:36 [Preview] No.213140 del
A hot lunch


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:51:14 [Preview] No.213141 del
>>213140
You need more fiber. jk, looks nice


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:52:26 [Preview] No.213142 del
>>213140
meat-to-slop ratio is way off
3/10


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:54:06 [Preview] No.213143 del
>>213140
What sort of rice is that?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:56:12 [Preview] No.213144 del
>>213143
jasmin


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 03:56:55 [Preview] No.213145 del
My arse is about to explode!


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:01:27 [Preview] No.213146 del
>>213144
ohhh fancy


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:02:47 [Preview] No.213147 del
>fingered cindy until her eyes rolled back in her head and poo juice leaked out of her bottom hole


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:03:10 [Preview] No.213148 del
>>213140
Very nice


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:09:13 [Preview] No.213149 del
>>213141
I had oats and fruit for breakfast

>>213142
A fair critique

>>213143
Long-grain white


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:10:40 [Preview] No.213150 del
BEERS
QTY: 292


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:10:50 [Preview] No.213151 del
>>213149
>Long-grain white
aka Jasmin.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:11:00 [Preview] No.213152 del


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:11:09 [Preview] No.213153 del
>>213123
It is holy and pure.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:11:59 [Preview] No.213154 del
>>213140
Adequate, but not great.
What's the green stuff?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:12:16 [Preview] No.213155 del
>>213147
You did not.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:15:18 [Preview] No.213156 del
>>213152
my second favourite accounting software


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:15:28 [Preview] No.213157 del
>>213151
No, not every long-grain rice is jasmine.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:17:20 [Preview] No.213158 del
>>213147
A disgusting thing to post.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:17:30 [Preview] No.213159 del
>>213154
Home-grown chives that have been sitting in the fridge since Wednesday which is why they look so thin and wilted


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:21:05 [Preview] No.213160 del
>>213131
RIP my nigga


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:23:42 [Preview] No.213161 del
>>213099
You are doing well in life


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:27:11 [Preview] No.213162 del
I bought a bonsai, NEETs.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:29:50 [Preview] No.213163 del
>>213157
IT'S JASMIN IN THE PICTURE, YOU BOONG!


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:30:45 [Preview] No.213164 del
>>213162
You're no Mr Miyagi.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:31:16 [Preview] No.213165 del
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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:31:38 [Preview] No.213167 del
>>213162
Good luck with it NEET. How much did it cost?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:35:50 [Preview] No.213168 del


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:39:03 [Preview] No.213169 del
>>213162
Beauty


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:44:25 [Preview] No.213170 del
Cock and arse!


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:45:47 [Preview] No.213171 del
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>>213163
Take note of the complete lack of jasmine in the ingredient list...


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:47:40 [Preview] No.213172 del
>>213162
That's a 7 year old little tree


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:49:30 [Preview] No.213173 del
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Have been replaceing the seals in the clutch master cylinder on my cbr-1000, it needed a good clean out as well as there was a lot of muck built up. All back together now but the back wheel still rotates slightly when I pull the clutch lever in so there still must be a bit of air in the system, so I'll have to have another go tomorrow.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:50:28 [Preview] No.213174 del
>>213162
Looks good neet.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:52:14 [Preview] No.213175 del
>>213171
I can just make out the calories per serving of 182, the same calorie count as Jasmin. Regular white rice is 160.
Also note it comes from Thailand. Guess where Jasmin is predominately harvested?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:52:41 [Preview] No.213176 del
I once heard that a NEET ate Jasmine rice.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:53:54 [Preview] No.213177 del
>>213175
Zimbabwe?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:55:14 [Preview] No.213178 del
I heard a NEET once had a Jasmine rice jaffle.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:55:25 [Preview] No.213179 del
>>213173
How long's it been doing that?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:55:41 [Preview] No.213180 del
>>213173
is the white stuff sperms?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:56:43 [Preview] No.213181 del
>>213173
It's all twanged out.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:58:32 [Preview] No.213182 del
tired


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 04:59:15 [Preview] No.213183 del
>>213182
Excess scrotum skin.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:08:25 [Preview] No.213184 del
Been over two months since I smoked weed.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:12:31 [Preview] No.213185 del
>>213184
Well done NEET. Make it permanent.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:14:42 [Preview] No.213186 del
>>213184
Smoke some tweed.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:17:54 [Preview] No.213187 del
>>213091
This one wasn't too bad and not really that much like an IPA if you ask me, it actually kind of reminded me of Cooper's Red.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, really nice outside, going to give the car a wash and go for a walk.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:18:37 [Preview] No.213188 del
>>213175
It's still not jasmine rice. Jasmine is a 'fragrant' variety of long-grain rice. What I had was not a 'fragrant' variety. Just plain old long-grain rice...

Next you'll be telling that all short-grain rice is 'sushi rice'.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:26:43 [Preview] No.213189 del
>>213185
That's the plan.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:35:56 [Preview] No.213190 del
>>213188
lets just agree you don't know what you're eating and you can apologise whenever you're ready


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:40:48 [Preview] No.213191 del
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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:40:49 [Preview] No.213192 del
>>213188
Ah, no sweetie, all short grain rice is risotto rice.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:44:37 [Preview] No.213193 del
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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:51:24 [Preview] No.213194 del
At the building man place.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 05:56:58 [Preview] No.213195 del
>>213194
Build my arse up and then tear my arse down.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:02:26 [Preview] No.213196 del
>tfw stressed


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:10:43 [Preview] No.213197 del
>>213194
bunnings


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:11:02 [Preview] No.213198 del
At the rice laboratory.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:22:02 [Preview] No.213199 del
>>213190
I refuse to engage with you on the subject anymore.

>>213192
Medium-grain is used for risotto


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:25:07 [Preview] No.213200 del
Only nuro would eat rice of unknown origins (aka toilet rice)


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:34:10 [Preview] No.213201 del
Fuck.
That meeting stressed me the fuck out.
Basically agreed to a house though, $313k


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:41:44 [Preview] No.213202 del
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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:44:12 [Preview] No.213203 del
>>213201
is that house and land or just house?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:46:51 [Preview] No.213204 del
>>213202
Yes sir.
>>213203
House and land.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:48:56 [Preview] No.213205 del
>>213201
Well done. Congratulations. How long until it is built?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:51:30 [Preview] No.213206 del
>>213204
welcome to adulting


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:52:46 [Preview] No.213207 del
>>213206
Don't use reddit words here please.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:54:12 [Preview] No.213208 del
>>213207
welcome?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:54:45 [Preview] No.213209 del
>>213208
Don't get smart with me.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 06:58:57 [Preview] No.213210 del
Nuro got smart once


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:02:24 [Preview] No.213211 del
Imagine yourself doing what you are doing right now.
The sun and the moon are both up there, smiling at me.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:02:35 [Preview] No.213212 del
nuro was born based


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:03:09 [Preview] No.213213 del
Working like a fuckin dog this weekend and keeping the whole company afloat
Juggling multiple phone calls at once
Packing my shit to move house in the downtime
Fucking cunt who left the new place took the black NBN box. ISP said they failed to activate the connection remotely and that they'll have to send a technician out next Friday. Fuckin mong cunts. I'll just take the black box I have here and hope they can activate remotely

Time for the last oaties in this house


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:03:24 [Preview] No.213214 del
>>213211
I followed your instructions. I'm confused.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:04:09 [Preview] No.213215 del
>>213213
Post that bulge.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:04:10 [Preview] No.213216 del
>>213201
Congratulations. I'm both pleased and jealous to hear.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:04:52 [Preview] No.213217 del
>>213213
hows the ex going?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:06:08 [Preview] No.213218 del
Shire did a sound check in a screamo voice in year 6 at their end of year showcase, then proceeded to play bodyjar and living end songs and the hot girls in class though it was hot but didn't get it because they weren't punks once


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:08:24 [Preview] No.213219 del
>>213218
hot kids in year 6??


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:08:53 [Preview] No.213220 del
>>213217
juicy snatch is juicy


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.213221 del
>>213214
Did you see yourself become confused or just become it?


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:10:09 [Preview] No.213222 del
>>213219
You know the ones.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:10:28 [Preview] No.213223 del
what's my name again


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:10:41 [Preview] No.213224 del
>>213219
just became confused
Wish I could leave my body


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:11:07 [Preview] No.213225 del
>>213223
big stinky neet


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.213226 del
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Having a beer and doing nothing on the laptop. It's a saturday so I could start this activity earlier than usual.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:16:12 [Preview] No.213227 del
>>213226
Fuck you. My life has purpose.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:18:50 [Preview] No.213228 del
>>213227
I'm happy for you then.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:20:18 [Preview] No.213229 del
>>213228
I posted abruptly, I meant >iktf


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:21:03 [Preview] No.213230 del
>>213229
all good mate
thanks for clearing that up


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:21:30 [Preview] No.213231 del
tfw smokers cough


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:22:18 [Preview] No.213232 del
>>213230
I related to your post too much, the post was satirical in nature.


NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 07:23:34 [Preview] No.213233 del
>>213232
based satirist neet