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NEET General #214 - Swimming Edition NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:49:59 [Preview] No. 213361
When was the last time you went swimming?

OLD: >>212357

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:51:58 [Preview] No.213367 del
How does he do it?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:51:59 [Preview] No.213368 del
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beer number 9 bros
>When was the last time you went swimming?
About a month ago. Went for a very brief dip at the beach. Was cold as fuck but severely refreshing.

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:54:24 [Preview] No.213370 del
OP is that pic your OC?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:54:42 [Preview] No.213371 del
pencil case

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:55:38 [Preview] No.213372 del
I wish.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:55:56 [Preview] No.213373 del
No. Webbler posted it (and 6 of the last 8 thread Pepe’s).

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:58:00 [Preview] No.213375 del
Is this where you find the powder?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 10:58:37 [Preview] No.213376 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:01:55 [Preview] No.213377 del
I want a Safe Wanking edition, dammit. We need to raise community awareness about the dangers of unsafe wanking techniques, and how a rising number of neets are injured each year while self-pleasuring.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:05:56 [Preview] No.213378 del
It's a matter of speed and you needed to increase the speed.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:06:31 [Preview] No.213379 del
Me and Nuro used to cruise public restrooms together back in the late 70s/early 80s.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:09:54 [Preview] No.213380 del
Goon and fried chicken

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.213381 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:12:14 [Preview] No.213382 del
>tfw ywn live through the 70s and 80s, the peak of white civilisation

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:12:49 [Preview] No.213383 del
someone is already in trouble for speeding

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:15:07 [Preview] No.213384 del
Gonna lie down and listen to will durant. Goodnight and safe wanks, neets.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:16:54 [Preview] No.213385 del
thinking about nuros origin story

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:17:16 [Preview] No.213386 del
His is the operation of a vehicle, but it is unclear if he was adjusting it using a stick and at what speed.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:17:29 [Preview] No.213387 del
Good night.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:19:38 [Preview] No.213388 del
neets in the streets

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:22:04 [Preview] No.213389 del
I need some sleeping pills so I'm out of it for 24 hours to have a full 24 hour fast.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:22:20 [Preview] No.213390 del
wagie in the sheets

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:26:00 [Preview] No.213391 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:26:17 [Preview] No.213392 del
I've been too depressed to fast

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:30:19 [Preview] No.213393 del
I wish my depression made me not want to eat instead of eat more. At least then it might have been useful in some way.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:31:07 [Preview] No.213394 del
Goodnight Will

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:37:05 [Preview] No.213395 del
124 days.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:37:21 [Preview] No.213396 del
Working towards the Nurlge 2020

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:37:38 [Preview] No.213397 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:43:01 [Preview] No.213398 del
wish we could all just get comfy and go for a snorkel at a coral reef

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:44:28 [Preview] No.213399 del
Good night.

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Goodnight NEETs

Goodnight NEET

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 11:48:00 [Preview] No.213401 del
Good night.
I'm out as well.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:09:34 [Preview] No.213402 del
>What time is it
4:00am AEST I think

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Anyone still ITT?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:15:58 [Preview] No.213404 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:18:31 [Preview] No.213405 del
what are you up to?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:20:33 [Preview] No.213406 del
I have been playing GTA San Andreas but the game keeps on crashing partway through a mission.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:21:55 [Preview] No.213407 del
playing on a toaster or crappy pirated version?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:24:51 [Preview] No.213408 del
Pirated pc version.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 12:27:49 [Preview] No.213409 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 13:01:04 [Preview] No.213410 del
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>tfw severely drunk

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 13:17:57 [Preview] No.213411 del
Everything in this world can ultimately be defined in terms of cock and arse.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 13:19:48 [Preview] No.213412 del
pussy has to come into the equation

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 15:36:22 [Preview] No.213413 del
I hear they just canceled schoolies in Queensland.

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:22:19 [Preview] No.213416 del
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Just found an old chat log from nearly 4 years ago where I'm complaining to a guy I played a bunch of games with how I can't get a gf and have no experience with women, 4 years down the track and not much has changed.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:25:04 [Preview] No.213417 del
how old are you?
get fit mate

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:31:00 [Preview] No.213418 del
Early 20s.
I do have some dumbbells in my room that I try and use every day.
Ultimate, it's being insecure and autistic that fucks me though, no clue how to deal with that.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:33:28 [Preview] No.213419 del
you need to focus on something else other than gf
get a hobby. get into a sport. go to tafe

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:52:52 [Preview] No.213420 del
Yeah, I know, I'm interested in aviation and history and I generally just read or watch stuff related to that while I'm not studying for uni, sometimes I start thinking about the whole gf thing and it makes me upset though.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 18:56:44 [Preview] No.213421 del
take flying lessons

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 19:44:35 [Preview] No.213422 del
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Spent the past four hours trying to get back to sleep and failing. I'm fucked.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 19:45:15 [Preview] No.213423 del
it's the radiowaves man

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 20:36:04 [Preview] No.213424 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 20:36:49 [Preview] No.213425 del
the time is now

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 20:58:30 [Preview] No.213426 del
Ok, fuck sleep, it's not like I was going to so anything important today anyway.
Morning neeties.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:05:29 [Preview] No.213427 del
probably in year 12, I came 4th in Backstroke and Breasstroke that year

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:21:37 [Preview] No.213428 del
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postin spaghet

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.213430 del
yea and my palms are sweaty

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:27:28 [Preview] No.213431 del
>wondering when a real torrent of tenet will become available

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:28:12 [Preview] No.213432 del
what's tenet

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:42:28 [Preview] No.213433 del
havig a mongster engergy for brekay

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:45:53 [Preview] No.213434 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:46:29 [Preview] No.213435 del
Sugar free?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:48:06 [Preview] No.213436 del
yeh m8

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:50:03 [Preview] No.213437 del
i adjusted my weekend because teh bom said thuderstorm this morning
where is it??!
stupid cunts

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:50:13 [Preview] No.213438 del
Monaro just scored
we're up 1-0

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:50:57 [Preview] No.213439 del
>Meet the young Melburnian Trump fan, 19, hell bent on toppling 'Dictator' Dan Andrews - as he claims his 'heavy-handed' lockdown ruined lives

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:51:54 [Preview] No.213440 del
Loving the energy Steve is bringing to furniture trade Brisbane.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:53:31 [Preview] No.213441 del
Ask how much he is to take home.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:57:47 [Preview] No.213442 del
is weber keepingg goals?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 21:59:27 [Preview] No.213443 del
Tony scores 2-1

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:04:28 [Preview] No.213444 del
I think about a year ago.

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:07:21 [Preview] No.213446 del
Public Toilet block. area, 1 normal toilet cubicle and 1 disabled toilet cubicle (Plenty of room to play) Doors low to the ground ensures privacy.
Crowd: Young and Older

Four stars.

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:08:29 [Preview] No.213448 del
Ross went to Indonesia once.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:08:50 [Preview] No.213449 del
that game was rigged
why do the game admins keep making changes for the other team? rigging it so they can win

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:09:34 [Preview] No.213450 del
I remember going on a school snorkeling trip back in year 5 or 6 and I pussied out when the boat made it to the destination. JUST another regret...

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:11:53 [Preview] No.213451 del
if it was year 7 or higher and a co-ed school i wouldnae get in teh water because gril period and sharkz

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:12:06 [Preview] No.213452 del
we lost 3-2, am sad

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:13:29 [Preview] No.213453 del
I would watch rastlin' if they were all narrated like that.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:15:12 [Preview] No.213454 del
yeah, after they paused play and modified the CQ team to get rid of shit players twice
fucking cheats

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:17:57 [Preview] No.213455 del
they didn't even bring whore on who was on top condition despite me asking to

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:18:04 [Preview] No.213456 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:18:26 [Preview] No.213457 del
i think we should boycott future ones

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:19:54 [Preview] No.213458 del
nah, I'll just convince them to to fuck us again, I mean I own the room they host the cup in

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:21:04 [Preview] No.213459 del
*not to fuck us

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:21:21 [Preview] No.213460 del
This guy knows what's up.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:22:33 [Preview] No.213461 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:23:39 [Preview] No.213462 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:25:17 [Preview] No.213463 del

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:40:57 [Preview] No.213464 del
and jus as i put teh washning on it start spit with rain

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:42:22 [Preview] No.213465 del
Is that one of those covert drug ads?

You are now gay in the eyes of the government.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:43:25 [Preview] No.213466 del
i think he's just serious about coffee tables mate

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:43:49 [Preview] No.213467 del
What's up, dude?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:44:10 [Preview] No.213468 del
Sup baby

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:45:01 [Preview] No.213469 del
I was going to too, it's not raining here, just overcast.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:47:46 [Preview] No.213470 del
We were born to lose.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:49:38 [Preview] No.213473 del
Going to take Monaro and Nan to a pub for lunch.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:50:01 [Preview] No.213474 del
we'll get em next time

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:52:54 [Preview] No.213477 del

Thank (You) we need more.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 22:54:21 [Preview] No.213478 del
Wonder if Nuro has been to any of these toilets

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:01:42 [Preview] No.213479 del
u cant haf more

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NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:08:31 [Preview] No.213482 del
I like these.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:17:48 [Preview] No.213483 del
My scrotum's tingling again.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:24:22 [Preview] No.213484 del
This mallard isn't going to fuck itself.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:33:24 [Preview] No.213485 del
Hope the food is nice

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:37:21 [Preview] No.213486 del
tongue kiss Nan for me

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:37:23 [Preview] No.213487 del
It can if it tries.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:38:12 [Preview] No.213488 del
Me too, I haven't been to the pub before.
I'll let you know how it goes.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:40:36 [Preview] No.213489 del
I prefer this style where the frog is intermixed with real-life imagery. It seems to give the frog more of an 'impact' in regards to whatever it's doing as opposed to an entirely cartoon image. Thanks for posting them.

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:40:46 [Preview] No.213490 del
Tingling for torture?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:42:15 [Preview] No.213491 del
The pub or a pub?

NEET 08/29/2020 (Sat) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.213492 del
Order something on the menu that you wouldn't ordinarily try. I do not want to see you having another schnitzel.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:04:15 [Preview] No.213495 del
I haven't been to the one I'm going to today.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:04:40 [Preview] No.213496 del
Scnitty's are reliable, it's hard to fuck up.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:05:39 [Preview] No.213497 del
Chinese and English food...

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:08:15 [Preview] No.213498 del
Don't blow your entire load on me though
>Mom says I have a silly brain
I laughed at that

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:10:09 [Preview] No.213499 del
Me and Nuro crossed streams at a restroom back in 2009.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:10:35 [Preview] No.213500 del
I am not the NEET you are responding to but avoid seafood if you do try something else. Frozen seafood can still be fucked up pretty easily.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:11:30 [Preview] No.213501 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:15:26 [Preview] No.213502 del
that fire one is bad
delete it please

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:15:35 [Preview] No.213503 del
Pub roasts are always sub par, pastas are hit and miss, I don't feel right eating fast food type things there, like pizzas or burgers.
Fish can be alright.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:17:54 [Preview] No.213504 del
Did that NEETs hoodie arrive?

I think it would go nice with a mug tbh

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:18:09 [Preview] No.213505 del
I usually get fried calamari or prawn cutlets.

The KFC one is worse

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Good Morning Neets. Wishing you all a Based Weekend

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Interesting part in the textbook I am reading talking about data collection and analysis of data.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:40:21 [Preview] No.213509 del
Good morning.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:41:54 [Preview] No.213510 del
My arse is being brutalised by all the spices which are passing through it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:44:21 [Preview] No.213511 del
Cleanse it!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:45:48 [Preview] No.213512 del
Thank you, good morning.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:47:09 [Preview] No.213513 del
Based morning Nuro.

You really should cut down to one mignon and one hash brown per meal until that midsection flab is gone.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:47:28 [Preview] No.213514 del
are you parking on somebody else's land?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:52:22 [Preview] No.213515 del
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we're all parked on someone else's land

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:57:07 [Preview] No.213516 del
the boongs forfeited this land when they acted like cowards, putting up no resistance

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:57:18 [Preview] No.213517 del

me its not everday and there is no point in changing diet until i reduce the goon consumption IMHO

no its a council footpath normally filled with 3 of the neighbors fourbies, no one gives a fuck up here its nice. No no parking signs, no traffic, no RBTs, no cops, no helmets. Paradise.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:58:47 [Preview] No.213518 del
except you're there

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 00:59:43 [Preview] No.213519 del
why does that seat on the balcony have graffiti on it?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:01:16 [Preview] No.213521 del
Just had another spicy poo

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:02:19 [Preview] No.213522 del
what the hell is this rubbish?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:03:19 [Preview] No.213523 del
she would be fun to slap about

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:05:33 [Preview] No.213525 del
Would you say you have an obsessive compulsive personality?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:07:07 [Preview] No.213526 del
last load of washen nearly donded
then kfc and televizion

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:08:45 [Preview] No.213527 del
The next most significant issue is, have you washed your penis?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:08:53 [Preview] No.213528 del
what's on tv

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:09:03 [Preview] No.213529 del
Parking an unregistered car on council land not a good idea. They could tow it, regardless if your neighbours 'don't give a fuck'.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:09:36 [Preview] No.213530 del
will finish a tv series or somethink

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:09:59 [Preview] No.213531 del
I would not like to be waiting in line at KFC on a weekend and so close to lunch time.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:10:12 [Preview] No.213532 del
it is registored, he post his numba plates a while agos

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:12:29 [Preview] No.213534 del
Impounded, forevor

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:16:25 [Preview] No.213535 del
I wonder if could be an insurance issue as well, as it is not on private property.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:21:51 [Preview] No.213536 del
its usually garaged on private property. someone downstairs was moving so i got it out of the way

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:22:20 [Preview] No.213537 del
forever pounded in da booty hole

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:22:55 [Preview] No.213538 del
your mummybot or daddybot
have some respekt

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:27:26 [Preview] No.213540 del
you sure showed him

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:32:27 [Preview] No.213541 del
Sorry I was unaware

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:44:20 [Preview] No.213542 del
His spelling mistake, his image or all of the abbased?

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:48:33 [Preview] No.213544 del
Moderately bantered.

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Nuro debased himself once.

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:54:30 [Preview] No.213550 del
This product would be good for the Arse Snaps:

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 01:55:03 [Preview] No.213551 del
>tfw hungover and depressed

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:03:42 [Preview] No.213554 del
had a three pice box and five tendorz

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:04:33 [Preview] No.213555 del
big boy feed

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:05:08 [Preview] No.213556 del
I had a double cheese burger medium meal.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:05:15 [Preview] No.213557 del
not even the same sheila in the cut scenes

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:07:23 [Preview] No.213558 del
Concerning that the case is now reopened.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:12:00 [Preview] No.213559 del
Just cracked open a beer. It's Sunday and I don't exactly have to work tomorrow.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:14:11 [Preview] No.213560 del
Sounds lovely.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:17:02 [Preview] No.213561 del
Internally combusted engine

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:20:52 [Preview] No.213562 del
Is this what happens when the speed goes too fast?

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:29:01 [Preview] No.213564 del
What is this?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:30:50 [Preview] No.213565 del
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Dan time.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:32:45 [Preview] No.213566 del
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Dusted-off the piano. 'Played' for a about an hour. My left wrist hurts from all the awkward chord changes and both forearms are burning after being in a horizontal position for that long. To think how good I'd be now with only 1 hr practice everyday since the beginning of 2020...

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:35:12 [Preview] No.213567 del
It appears to be the Bill & Ted moofie remake, shown in full but at great speed and muted.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:40:57 [Preview] No.213568 del
Does posting it have a particular meaning?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:41:20 [Preview] No.213569 del
Lovely looking day outside.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 02:42:10 [Preview] No.213570 del
>To think how good I'd be now with only 1 hr practice everyday since the beginning of 2020...
What is motivation and purpose of having such a skill for you?

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:01:37 [Preview] No.213572 del
Nothing nuro posts has meaning

>What is motivation
Something I haven't strongly felt in many many years

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:02:39 [Preview] No.213573 del
I wonder if sex tourists can use this excuse:
>Coronavirus travel ban: Six reasons you’ll be allowed to leave Australia
>>urgent and unavoidable personal business

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:04:02 [Preview] No.213574 del
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didn't the cdc confirm corohno is just a meme?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:06:10 [Preview] No.213575 del
What's your favourite public toilet on the Gold Coast?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:12:54 [Preview] No.213577 del
Women want him. Men want to be like him.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:14:29 [Preview] No.213578 del
i was commenting on pozzed the new bill and ted movie is.... sheeesh.


NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:16:08 [Preview] No.213579 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:20:25 [Preview] No.213580 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:22:42 [Preview] No.213581 del
I think I've been there

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:23:53 [Preview] No.213582 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:34:04 [Preview] No.213583 del
Did you peak into the holes in the walls?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:35:57 [Preview] No.213584 del
I tapped my feet and whistled in the cubicle but didn't get any responses

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:43:01 [Preview] No.213585 del
That's a shame.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 03:52:10 [Preview] No.213586 del
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> he didnt say nuro three times in a row

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:01:28 [Preview] No.213587 del
Having a beer.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:09:10 [Preview] No.213588 del
Outside or inside?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:11:09 [Preview] No.213589 del
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Off for a ride. Have a good arvo Neets. Moon is rising in the east. Should be Kino

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:12:06 [Preview] No.213590 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:16:23 [Preview] No.213591 del
>nuro commenting on others spelling errors

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:23:17 [Preview] No.213592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:23:20 [Preview] No.213593 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:24:11 [Preview] No.213594 del
Why do you keep doing that?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:28:26 [Preview] No.213595 del
Have a nice time Nuro.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:28:40 [Preview] No.213596 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:30:47 [Preview] No.213597 del
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>To think how good I'd be now with only 1 hr practice everyday since the beginning of 2020...
try like 2007

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:31:52 [Preview] No.213598 del
That's the year my dumb ass teenage self gave up learning the keyboard. I wish I kept going.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:35:29 [Preview] No.213599 del
Moderately bantered

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:35:36 [Preview] No.213600 del
woah you're me

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:36:08 [Preview] No.213601 del
Oh shit, I'm sorry about that. Hope you get better soon.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:36:18 [Preview] No.213602 del
Life is full of regrets. We must move forwards.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:36:58 [Preview] No.213603 del
Haven't had Seroquel for several days now. Feeling sick

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:37:32 [Preview] No.213604 del
I bought the piano 3 years ago. Had approx. 3 months of formal lessons before turning full alco again, losing job and all interest in piano and everything else.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:38:35 [Preview] No.213605 del
Kek, the both of you are fucked!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:39:34 [Preview] No.213606 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 04:51:24 [Preview] No.213607 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:05:35 [Preview] No.213608 del
Swollen bulge

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:06:21 [Preview] No.213609 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:07:31 [Preview] No.213610 del
>4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.
Why did you post it?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:08:13 [Preview] No.213611 del
i'm a bit of a rebel

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:08:26 [Preview] No.213612 del
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:08:43 [Preview] No.213613 del
Please remember:
>must always be spoilered.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:09:17 [Preview] No.213614 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:09:46 [Preview] No.213615 del
Triple anal deluxe.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:11:02 [Preview] No.213616 del
What makes it a deluxe?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:11:33 [Preview] No.213617 del
That guy really loves his bed...

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:13:31 [Preview] No.213618 del
The mayonnaise.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:18:04 [Preview] No.213619 del
Japanese, egg and or plain old store brand?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:19:22 [Preview] No.213620 del
Home made.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:21:25 [Preview] No.213621 del
It's over.
The Monaro has left for good.
The house is silent and I don't how to feel. I made a poor attempt to comfort her which I'm disappointed in.
There is a lot unsaid, but I don't know what.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:24:43 [Preview] No.213622 del
Get a new one.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:27:56 [Preview] No.213623 del
where are you going to hide her body?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:28:59 [Preview] No.213624 del
Did you not pay for lunch?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:30:10 [Preview] No.213625 del
Even better.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:30:16 [Preview] No.213626 del
Failing to keep her chained up voided the warranty. He'll have to pay full price.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:33:36 [Preview] No.213628 del
You are a predator Dan, preying on the weak and vulnerable.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:36:45 [Preview] No.213629 del
It's the medicine he needs.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:37:25 [Preview] No.213630 del
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>never has stock
you only exist so i can price match

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:39:02 [Preview] No.213631 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:40:27 [Preview] No.213632 del
Sorry to hear that m8

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:45:20 [Preview] No.213633 del
I'm afraid to buy the new Microsoft Flight Sim. Too worried my internet connection won't be fast enough and it would ruin the experience.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:46:14 [Preview] No.213634 del
Are you the NEET who was thinking about that juicy snatch?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.213635 del
I want an erotic story featuring the juicy snatch.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:47:57 [Preview] No.213636 del
>According to Windows Central, a 5 Mbps internet speed is the minimum requirement, with 20 Mbps being recommended and 50 Mbps being the ideal.
What internet speeds do you achieve?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:48:59 [Preview] No.213637 del
It seems it can be even slower if you want it to operate at a minimum.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:52:18 [Preview] No.213639 del
The only sure things in this world are cock and arse.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:54:06 [Preview] No.213640 del
and that you're a faggot

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:55:50 [Preview] No.213641 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:56:16 [Preview] No.213642 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:56:30 [Preview] No.213643 del
What in god's cock did I just watch.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:56:50 [Preview] No.213644 del
You should create an email subscription.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:57:22 [Preview] No.213645 del
but the truth

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 05:58:49 [Preview] No.213646 del
Pure arse

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:00:31 [Preview] No.213647 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:02:42 [Preview] No.213648 del
Not far off the ideal speed. I would imagine that the most delay would be downloading updates and apart from that it would be server lag. I doubt there would be much else of a problem.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:04:14 [Preview] No.213649 del
Having a roast.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:06:44 [Preview] No.213650 del
season it!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:06:47 [Preview] No.213651 del
With all the trimmings?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:08:41 [Preview] No.213652 del
can recommend these coopers hazzies
as the other neet said they just taste like coopers red
1.8std is fukken nice

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:09:12 [Preview] No.213653 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:11:19 [Preview] No.213654 del
Craving citrus fruit.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:11:21 [Preview] No.213655 del
mash them!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:12:38 [Preview] No.213656 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:15:00 [Preview] No.213657 del
add rosemary!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:15:20 [Preview] No.213658 del
french fried

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:15:58 [Preview] No.213659 del
Get a yellow top into ya.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:16:33 [Preview] No.213660 del
i don't like them

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:17:16 [Preview] No.213661 del
Might make cauliflower soup tomorrow.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:17:47 [Preview] No.213662 del
Just call them gooks like the rest of us.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:18:10 [Preview] No.213663 del
They are delicious.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:18:58 [Preview] No.213664 del
the after taste is like burnt rubber

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:20:06 [Preview] No.213665 del
My son was born with a rare disease that made him be born before me.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:22:00 [Preview] No.213666 del
Back from lunch. Good meal, had fish and chips. Became a member at Dan's.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:22:20 [Preview] No.213667 del
Aren't they getting wet from the rain?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:22:31 [Preview] No.213668 del
Good lunch?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:22:52 [Preview] No.213669 del
>Became a member at Dan's.
you took the mark of the beast

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:23:16 [Preview] No.213670 del
Your palate is immature.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:23:59 [Preview] No.213671 del
>Became a member at Dan's.
A worrying development.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:24:37 [Preview] No.213672 del
I just got cum all over my chair again.
Fuck me dead.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:24:41 [Preview] No.213673 del
*sticks out tongue*

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:24:52 [Preview] No.213674 del
bleh i drink cask strength whisky

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:26:05 [Preview] No.213675 del
>Your palate is immature.
Is something people say when someone dislikes something they like.
Aren't you a kinky one.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:26:22 [Preview] No.213676 del
Wipe it off.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:27:16 [Preview] No.213677 del
You fool, you were told NOT to get seafood.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:28:32 [Preview] No.213678 del
12% of the movie is the end credits.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:31:50 [Preview] No.213679 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:32:35 [Preview] No.213680 del
Time to get your shit together.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:33:00 [Preview] No.213681 del
Your video didn't upload.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:33:11 [Preview] No.213682 del
Nice OC

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:33:41 [Preview] No.213683 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:35:59 [Preview] No.213685 del
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>Became a member at Dan's.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:36:39 [Preview] No.213686 del
Time to get new shoes.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:37:07 [Preview] No.213687 del
> just taste like coopers red
I think they're dearer

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.213688 del
Yeah, pretty happy with it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:38:53 [Preview] No.213689 del
I had put it off for long enough, I am at the point where it makes a difference.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:38:58 [Preview] No.213690 del
yeah $22 for a 4 pack from BWS
they're a limited run apparently

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:39:11 [Preview] No.213691 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:40:07 [Preview] No.213692 del
Half the menu was seafood, the other half was different schnitys and steaks.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:40:27 [Preview] No.213693 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:42:01 [Preview] No.213694 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:43:36 [Preview] No.213695 del
Missing the frame.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:44:00 [Preview] No.213696 del
3rd rule of Cobra Kai.
No mercy.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.213697 del
Time to get boonged

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:45:32 [Preview] No.213698 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:46:16 [Preview] No.213699 del
Apply that rule to my balls.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:47:36 [Preview] No.213701 del
I tried to close a tab and my laptop spazzed out.
Along the top the loading message that usually appears on the bottom (says shit like loading cache, cookies etc) it said in bold EETS - Boongwave Edition

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:48:15 [Preview] No.213702 del
>tfw the McPolice smashes your door in

Only in America.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.213703 del
I recomend united for their 105 ethanol blend.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:53:00 [Preview] No.213704 del
You're all winners!
Except for you losers, you know who you are.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:54:30 [Preview] No.213705 del
If my post is the next one, you need to put two fingers in your bum.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:54:53 [Preview] No.213706 del
Turns out it was the next one, you need to do it now.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:57:11 [Preview] No.213707 del
>105 ethanol blend.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:58:44 [Preview] No.213708 del
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>not hitting caltex vortex 98

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:00:11 [Preview] No.213709 del
no, the winds drieded them alls

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:01:35 [Preview] No.213710 del
is dat series any okay?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.213711 del
Boong wave.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:04:31 [Preview] No.213712 del
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I split my shorts

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:05:08 [Preview] No.213713 del
Monaro is watching it, it's basically the karate kid. She's enjoying it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.213714 del
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Also stocked up on $3.75 black t shirts (4XL) from kmart yesterday.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:06:33 [Preview] No.213716 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:07:27 [Preview] No.213717 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:08:03 [Preview] No.213718 del
sorry i couldn't help it

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:08:41 [Preview] No.213719 del
the black hides the sweat stains right?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.213720 del
While at Dan's, two of Monaro's church people were there buying non-alcoholic wine. They're about 20, I think. One didn't have an ID and got harassed when leaving because of it. They wouldn't let her friend/sister/whatever buy it. I asked them while they were getting them, why don't you just get alcoholic wine? She answered pretty abruptly that she does drink and this is for her parents, who don't. I think I accidentally peer pressured them to drink.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:10:38 [Preview] No.213721 del
>I think I accidentally peer pressured them to drink.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:11:26 [Preview] No.213722 del
I heard black was a slimming colour

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:11:34 [Preview] No.213723 del
Most of my best decisions came when I wasn't paying attention.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:12:07 [Preview] No.213724 del
lik wat

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:13:05 [Preview] No.213725 del
>tfw 3:13 pm

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:14:21 [Preview] No.213726 del
my condolences

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:15:27 [Preview] No.213727 del
Getting a diploma, getting a job, getting a Monaro, quitting and getting a better job, now buying a house.
Do you know the Yellow Submarine?
There's a bit in it that goes on about Yes being the best answer to everything.
It might not always bring positive changes but it'll bring changes.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:15:55 [Preview] No.213728 del
>tfw 4:45

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:16:30 [Preview] No.213729 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.213730 del
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Someone did a mong.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:17:24 [Preview] No.213731 del
>locking into wageslavery
sounds gay

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:18:15 [Preview] No.213732 del
>wrong mx-5
no shit look at that colour

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:19:35 [Preview] No.213733 del
Eh, I think that particular model of MX-5 is okay, the 2012 to 2016 ones were kinda weird, as for the colour, I guess it's a gold nugget.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:20:34 [Preview] No.213734 del
NA or bust

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:20:39 [Preview] No.213735 del
>getting a Monaro,
Took its wheels too?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:20:41 [Preview] No.213736 del
I get all my financial advice from webby

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:21:58 [Preview] No.213737 del
Is this an email service?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:22:16 [Preview] No.213738 del
Oh (oh) luxury Chidi-ching-ching could buy anything, cop that Oh (oh) collard greens Three degrees low, make it hot for me, drop that Oh (oh) down with the shit King shit, smoke this, get down with the shit, aye Oh (oh) down with the shit This, that, pop this down with the shit

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:22:21 [Preview] No.213739 del
He toLd me to invest in Willy warmers once

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.213740 del
Which NEET is this?
>Became a member at Dan's.
Nice, it is a very privileged club.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, tried getting rid of some of the more stubborn spots of dirt on the car today, not much luck, found some chemicals in the shed for that kind of stuff, I'll give them a try tomorrow or on Tuesday though as the rain seems to be setting in, didn't drink last night, not sure if I will tonight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:23:08 [Preview] No.213741 del
Having a few beers. It's alright. I haven't got grief til tuesday.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:23:19 [Preview] No.213742 del
NA a best, but new ND also a best.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:23:30 [Preview] No.213743 del
Did you?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:23:37 [Preview] No.213744 del
>didn't drink last night, not sure if I will tonight.
>drinking at night
arvo best time mate

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:24:08 [Preview] No.213745 del
Pretty sure it's monk. Or an on point impersonator.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:24:13 [Preview] No.213746 del
Annual leave this week

Forgot what I used to do when not working

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:24:36 [Preview] No.213747 del
Don't clean it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:25:20 [Preview] No.213748 del
Thinking about Webby trying to get in an MX-5

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:25:22 [Preview] No.213749 del
it's kinda like how they have day trips for prisoners

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:25:29 [Preview] No.213750 del
Webby's Willy warmers warm wonderfully

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:26:20 [Preview] No.213751 del
>Forgot what I used to do when not working
Do something artistic.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:26:30 [Preview] No.213752 del
Rolling may be the easiest option, they are very low.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:26:55 [Preview] No.213753 del
become a pirate?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:27:05 [Preview] No.213754 del
Do something productive.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:27:45 [Preview] No.213755 del
i agree

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:27:50 [Preview] No.213756 del
Look close then afar.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:28:18 [Preview] No.213757 del
they needed id for non-alcoholic drinks?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:30:11 [Preview] No.213758 del
A responsible neet would've invested in 5XLs.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:30:39 [Preview] No.213759 del
Apparently so, she was sort of arguing the same point. I stopped watching and they left, presumably with their non-alcoholic wine.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:30:58 [Preview] No.213760 del
I like the NB more than the NA, I got to drive the ND last year at work, they're fun little cars.
I've still got things to do, I don't like drinking when I've still got things I need to get done later.
Fair enough, thought so.
I want to clean it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:31:08 [Preview] No.213761 del
was she HOT !

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:32:43 [Preview] No.213762 del
>got things to do
just do them while you drink

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:37:56 [Preview] No.213763 del
The moon will rise tonight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:39:26 [Preview] No.213764 del
>based geocentrist

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:41:46 [Preview] No.213765 del
Everything revolves around Uranus.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:42:20 [Preview] No.213766 del
truer than you think

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:45:45 [Preview] No.213767 del
Look to the sky

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:45:53 [Preview] No.213768 del
A waxing gibbous moon tonight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:48:52 [Preview] No.213769 del
You'd be surprised how strongly attracted things are to uranus.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:51:07 [Preview] No.213770 del
2 September is the night.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:51:39 [Preview] No.213771 del
Will you greet it?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:53:05 [Preview] No.213772 del
I rather fancy the waxing gibbous

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:54:04 [Preview] No.213773 del
I will go outside and piss my pants in welcome.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:55:01 [Preview] No.213774 del
Big piss?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:56:00 [Preview] No.213775 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:56:26 [Preview] No.213776 del
Three streams?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.213777 del
Maybe more.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:07:26 [Preview] No.213778 del
Yeah, not bad.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:08:11 [Preview] No.213779 del
>I want to clean it.
Don't clean it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:08:30 [Preview] No.213780 del
Just for me.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:08:48 [Preview] No.213781 del
Go on..

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:09:23 [Preview] No.213782 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:10:06 [Preview] No.213783 del
That is still skellie sizes m8.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:10:35 [Preview] No.213784 del
Sensai, we're sorry for messing around.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:11:10 [Preview] No.213785 del
chocken vindaloo an pilau ricee and narn bread

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:11:27 [Preview] No.213786 del
>peer pressured them
You are low.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.213787 del
On 4chans /g/ for the first time in a long time.
What a bunch of fuckin retards.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:12:18 [Preview] No.213788 del
Vindaloo makes me poo!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:12:28 [Preview] No.213789 del
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He had better start bulking up or Nurgle 2020 will be lost to him.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:12:44 [Preview] No.213790 del
Looks good.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:13:11 [Preview] No.213791 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.213792 del
The only good poster there is a namefag called Zishan.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:14:11 [Preview] No.213793 del
It makes everyone poo

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:16:26 [Preview] No.213794 del
Had another shit KFC feed. Everything tasted bad. One of the Wicked Wings was even burnt which I have never seen before. I have had stuff overcooked but never with black marks on it like this.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:16:54 [Preview] No.213795 del
Is your mum home?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:18:23 [Preview] No.213796 del
Good night dudes, see ya'll tomorrow.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:19:37 [Preview] No.213797 del
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Home made samosas for dindins.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:20:06 [Preview] No.213798 del
>pilau rice
That's jasmine!

Your KFC sounds like my Red Rooster. Some are just fucking useless. Don't give them your money again.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:20:38 [Preview] No.213799 del
Sleep tight

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:20:47 [Preview] No.213800 del
I also had KFC.
Large zinger meal.
Thought it would be a bit of a celebration of being single again.
I feel disgusting and the lounge room smells like cum.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:20:56 [Preview] No.213801 del
Enough for all of us!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:21:07 [Preview] No.213802 del
Goodnight neet.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:22:01 [Preview] No.213803 del
I haven't had takeaway food in over a month now. I still have unhealthy binges at home but I'm slowly getting control over them.
Sweet dreams.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:22:23 [Preview] No.213804 del
bit dry

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:22:52 [Preview] No.213805 del
Looks good, hope you enjoy them.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:23:57 [Preview] No.213806 del
gowin to haf sum black beers and 3 can of monsters

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:25:15 [Preview] No.213807 del
>the lounge room smells like cum
Motherbat said that a fortnight ago.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.213808 del
She doesn't know what cum smells like.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:27:44 [Preview] No.213809 del
She was there when I sprayed it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:29:29 [Preview] No.213810 del
Good night DudeNEET.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:29:44 [Preview] No.213811 del
She was not, don't talk like that about her.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:29:49 [Preview] No.213812 del
Very impressive.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:30:16 [Preview] No.213813 del
Post that bulge.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:30:55 [Preview] No.213814 del
>I'm slowly getting control over them.
Good work NEET. All binges are bad but the fast food is the worst. It is designed to be addictive.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.213815 del
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I challenge a NEET to make something similar to this.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:32:46 [Preview] No.213816 del
I'm trying to rewire my brain into seeing stuff like that as the poison it is.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.213817 del
I find that when you abstain for a good period of time and then you have one again it tastes awful. Way too salty and greasy.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:37:43 [Preview] No.213818 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:39:15 [Preview] No.213819 del
It's the abstaining part that's the problem. If it were just sex, it'd be no challenge at all.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:40:17 [Preview] No.213820 del
I find the abstaining gets easier the longer you do it. The first week is the hardest. Around 4 days in I get really strong cravings.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:41:24 [Preview] No.213821 del
Thankfully it's easy to ignore shit like soft drink nowadays when I go grocery shopping. So that's one thing scratched off.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:49:27 [Preview] No.213822 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HdtbqHAi4OY [Embed]


NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:51:30 [Preview] No.213823 del
Being feeling pretty chipper today, in spite of missing out on half a night's sleep. Maybe it's because I didn't get the sleep. Or maybe it's because I had an extra double shot of espresso, and that's put me in my ideal caffeine zone. It's possible I haven't consumed enough caffeine these past few months and that's been making me feel down.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 08:58:36 [Preview] No.213824 del
I don't know what to do with myself.
I'm just drinking VB's and watching travel videos but something is off.
I'm not lonely or sad, I have just forgotten what to do with my time.

Might just need a cone

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:09:02 [Preview] No.213825 del
What do you cunts do all day when you're not drinking????

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:10:50 [Preview] No.213826 del
Muesli bar for dessert.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:12:46 [Preview] No.213827 del
dick around on the laptop
go for long pointless walks
go for drives

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:15:24 [Preview] No.213828 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:16:15 [Preview] No.213829 del
Brutal burbling fart.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:19:34 [Preview] No.213830 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:20:42 [Preview] No.213831 del
Nice, did you make that?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:20:57 [Preview] No.213832 del
Turn a light on.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:21:18 [Preview] No.213833 del
One of them I bought.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:21:24 [Preview] No.213834 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:21:31 [Preview] No.213835 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:21:37 [Preview] No.213836 del
definitely jasmin

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:22:18 [Preview] No.213837 del
I should have caught up before posting...

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.213838 del
We all do it from time to time.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:24:08 [Preview] No.213839 del
Sometimes I go out to watch a moofie

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:24:14 [Preview] No.213840 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:25:47 [Preview] No.213841 del
My arse has been getting brutalised all day from spicy poos.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:26:12 [Preview] No.213842 del
Vindaloo makes you poo!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:28:18 [Preview] No.213843 del
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the persom that unpopular;arly comments on nuros spelling erros :[]= commenting on nuro commenting on another neets spelling errors

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:29:27 [Preview] No.213844 del
What are you trying to say?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:30:59 [Preview] No.213845 del
very based post!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:32:59 [Preview] No.213846 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:33:14 [Preview] No.213847 del
A food coma approaches.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:34:31 [Preview] No.213848 del
Sweet dreams, you've earned it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:35:31 [Preview] No.213849 del
tfw you try to restrict calories but it makes you tired all the time and unable to focus

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:36:01 [Preview] No.213850 del
we're back !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=y5TjvLTGDE4 [Embed]

incredibly accurate

gloom in the room with no time stall yes ghostbusters yeah that who u call !

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:37:22 [Preview] No.213851 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:38:29 [Preview] No.213852 del
Keif laden bong hits and tinnies in the lounge room
Pantera on the TV
Everyones invited

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.213853 del
This is one of my favourite images.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:44:46 [Preview] No.213854 del
vulgar display of power

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:49:37 [Preview] No.213855 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QtTj4cramPM [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.213856 del
Rowdy NEETs

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 09:59:54 [Preview] No.213857 del
>tfw thinking again about that NEET thinking about juicy snatch

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:00:01 [Preview] No.213858 del
Pump the volume ya cunno dog rooters

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:01:16 [Preview] No.213859 del
Looks yum

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:01:22 [Preview] No.213860 del
I can play this song.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:02:02 [Preview] No.213861 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Je-CPZRwbh8 [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:02:43 [Preview] No.213862 del
It is bulge posting time you boong.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:02:50 [Preview] No.213863 del
I'm not thinking about juicy snatch
More like lukewarm milf butthole

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:03:37 [Preview] No.213864 del
Tight ones?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:04:15 [Preview] No.213865 del
Not too tight

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:05:14 [Preview] No.213866 del
>lukewarm milf butthole
Any one in particular?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:06:09 [Preview] No.213867 del
Bibbidy bobbidy boo.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:06:18 [Preview] No.213868 del
Lisa Ann is my goto milf anus

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:06:47 [Preview] No.213869 del
Another bellowing fart.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:10:22 [Preview] No.213870 del
she had it stapled back together at one point

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:11:59 [Preview] No.213871 del
Cock and arse. Not cock and anus. OK?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:12:05 [Preview] No.213872 del
Does it echo?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:12:18 [Preview] No.213873 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LMuuW8FIb1k [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:12:19 [Preview] No.213874 del
> not veronica avluv
> not beating it to her ass getting pulverised while she is thinking about her dead husband

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:13:23 [Preview] No.213876 del

Didn't mean to reply to you.


NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:14:29 [Preview] No.213877 del
I got a good laugh out of it at least. I love these sort of mis(you)s that happen.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:18:10 [Preview] No.213878 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:18:47 [Preview] No.213879 del
Weber's briefcase declassified.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:18:53 [Preview] No.213880 del
She does look comfy.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:20:22 [Preview] No.213881 del
That's because she resembles a bean bag.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:21:45 [Preview] No.213882 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:23:58 [Preview] No.213883 del
Bottle it!

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:25:36 [Preview] No.213884 del
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go to hell no fun your race has no sense of humour

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:26:45 [Preview] No.213885 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE [Embed]


NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:29:47 [Preview] No.213886 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:32:42 [Preview] No.213887 del
Don't disturb your neighbours

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:36:33 [Preview] No.213888 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:44:18 [Preview] No.213889 del
NoFun ate my dog once.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:48:02 [Preview] No.213890 del
Fuck I'm on my last long neck and its not even 9 oclock

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:49:15 [Preview] No.213891 del
Time to go on an adventure.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 10:51:52 [Preview] No.213892 del
Thats illegal in fascist Victoria

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:01:07 [Preview] No.213893 del
Just had a cheeky post-cone garden munt

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:02:25 [Preview] No.213894 del
I glue the pages of library books together then put them back.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:02:47 [Preview] No.213895 del
garden munt?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:05:57 [Preview] No.213896 del
There is nothing cheeky about that.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:06:09 [Preview] No.213897 del
Naughty neet.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:06:15 [Preview] No.213898 del
Is that normal?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:06:21 [Preview] No.213899 del
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>tfw on the piss

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:06:52 [Preview] No.213900 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:07:04 [Preview] No.213901 del
Using cum?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:07:10 [Preview] No.213902 del
Going to libraries isn't normal.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:12:38 [Preview] No.213903 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:13:47 [Preview] No.213904 del
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What are you blokes up to?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:14:50 [Preview] No.213905 del
Thinking about the moon and how much the cutties will drink tonight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:16:14 [Preview] No.213906 del
Feeling depressed, going to make myself a coffee and try and get some uni work and weights done.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.213907 del
The moon is pretty cool, especially a big full one. There are probably a lot of cuties hitting the piss tonight, few big cute neet blokes.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:18:52 [Preview] No.213908 del
Packing up the house between cones

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:18:59 [Preview] No.213909 del
Hope you have a productive study session. I always left everything to the last minute during my shambles of a time at university.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:21:07 [Preview] No.213910 del
Cock and arse.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:23:01 [Preview] No.213911 del
Vibrate the inside of my ass

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:24:45 [Preview] No.213912 del
He saw them do it in one of his Chinese cartoons

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:25:03 [Preview] No.213913 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:26:12 [Preview] No.213914 del
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how are you feeling about the future, monk?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:27:52 [Preview] No.213915 del
What if Arse and cock.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:28:57 [Preview] No.213916 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:29:14 [Preview] No.213917 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:29:24 [Preview] No.213918 del
based gamer

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:30:10 [Preview] No.213919 del
Goodnight patrician taste in women neet

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:30:22 [Preview] No.213920 del
hate teh fukkin moon
i hates it
Hates it

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:30:31 [Preview] No.213921 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:30:47 [Preview] No.213922 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:30:56 [Preview] No.213923 del
Thank you NEET, made the coffee, feeling horrible though, I'm not sure how productive I will be.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:31:09 [Preview] No.213924 del
Keen as for a disappointedly half cyberpunk dystopia bro

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:31:24 [Preview] No.213925 del
Good night.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:31:30 [Preview] No.213926 del
It looks you in the eyes and you both smile.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:32:45 [Preview] No.213927 del
Gook night.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:33:22 [Preview] No.213928 del
still waiting on the forearm vagina implant thing I can lick depicted in gibson’s neuromancer

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:36:14 [Preview] No.213929 del
The future belongs to the bulge.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:38:55 [Preview] No.213930 del
webba is case
he needs his own molly

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:39:01 [Preview] No.213931 del
Bulge Rejuvenation

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:39:17 [Preview] No.213932 del
Straight up the cock

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1b2hbY4PbSQ [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:39:42 [Preview] No.213933 del
Monk did you end up getting a bit of meff like you said a few weeks ago?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:40:26 [Preview] No.213934 del
The wound of the bloke who got shot by that teenager in seppoland could make for a forearm vagina if you try hard enough.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:42:18 [Preview] No.213935 del
Nah. I have no connections for anything except bud
Dude at work likes coke though, might look into that

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:43:46 [Preview] No.213936 del
you been testing the waters for a new gf yet?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:51:47 [Preview] No.213937 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IxXO2ybSvfg [Embed]
webbys got a fast car

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 11:59:55 [Preview] No.213938 del
tfw 7:59pm

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 12:36:14 [Preview] No.213939 del
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>tfw three beers left

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 12:40:29 [Preview] No.213940 del
>tfw no beers left

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 12:47:13 [Preview] No.213942 del
>tfw no face

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 12:54:36 [Preview] No.213943 del
Time for a wank

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 12:58:09 [Preview] No.213944 del
don't even think about it mate

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 13:26:32 [Preview] No.213946 del
Cock and arse.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 13:40:46 [Preview] No.213947 del
Penis and pussy.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 13:42:53 [Preview] No.213948 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 15:23:28 [Preview] No.213949 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 15:54:10 [Preview] No.213950 del
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Today is the day! A new divegrass champion will be crowned! The final matches of the tournament begin at 11:00 AM PDT, 1:00 PM CDT, 2:00 PM EDT, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup BE THERE

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 18:12:44 [Preview] No.213951 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 19:13:31 [Preview] No.213952 del
Morning neeties. Gonna try to have a diet day today.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 19:16:17 [Preview] No.213953 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 19:22:23 [Preview] No.213954 del
isaid hi to diet neet

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 19:23:17 [Preview] No.213955 del
that slut is still outside in the sky

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:10:20 [Preview] No.213956 del
binge day tomorrow

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:15:26 [Preview] No.213957 del
Good morning NEET. Good luck.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:26:54 [Preview] No.213958 del
Morning neets

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:31:12 [Preview] No.213959 del
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You know me too well.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 20:55:10 [Preview] No.213960 del
I wish I had friends to go fishing with.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:04:36 [Preview] No.213961 del
Morning. It's the last day of Winter. Farewell old friend.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:04:42 [Preview] No.213962 del
Good morning friends.
Woke up sore, got a pinch in my shoulder/neck.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:07:00 [Preview] No.213963 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:35:18 [Preview] No.213964 del
It's ok neet. When you catch a fish you can keep him in tupperware container of water, and he'll have no choice but to be your friend.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:37:17 [Preview] No.213965 del
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Good Morning Neets.

I really should be having Today off TBPH. This 6days a week shit is fucking with my Slack

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:41:36 [Preview] No.213966 del

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:49:59 [Preview] No.213967 del
not after we were ripped off yesterday

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:51:14 [Preview] No.213968 del
hopefully /bane/ wins as they're also NEETpilled

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 21:58:03 [Preview] No.213969 del
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Oi fuck off Neetdom is a prescription for mental illness. Cant tell you how much more happier i am talking to all these random customers and fixing their shit in exchange for currency. I get to pick my own hours too.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:04:42 [Preview] No.213970 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:07:11 [Preview] No.213971 del
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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:10:57 [Preview] No.213972 del
You seem more mad than usual Nuro

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:18:33 [Preview] No.213974 del
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I'm off to the chemist to see if they have found my prescriptions that they couldn't find on Friday

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:31:52 [Preview] No.213975 del
at Motherbat's house on a Monday morning.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:32:50 [Preview] No.213976 del
To visit?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:33:34 [Preview] No.213977 del
windows update killed her wifi

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:37:34 [Preview] No.213978 del
Is she connect via a dongle or did it just get rid of the setting in the hardware?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:38:49 [Preview] No.213979 del
Very nice pepes.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:39:59 [Preview] No.213980 del
>Mass use of hand gels to control Covid risks creating superbug 'armageddon' as other bacteria and viruses build up resistance, researchers warn

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:40:15 [Preview] No.213981 del
MS pushed out a cumulative Windows 10 update (1909). That seemed to have lost the WiFi password on reboot.
I couldn't visit this weekend as I was on the hook for some work bullshit.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:44:46 [Preview] No.213982 del
>All aboard the Torture Ship! Up to 200 leather-clad sex fetish fans around the world cavort on annual S&M river cruise in Germany

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:57:21 [Preview] No.213983 del
Never had a samosa, but they look good. What's in them?

Those crazy Japanese folk.

Caffeine addiction is no joke.

Stop drinking VB for one.

Choc coated?

A long walk is not entirely pointless. It's good exercise bruh.

Reminds me of those cheap stove elements.

Jasmine doesn't clump together like that.

Have you seen Tenet yet?

Focus! on something else

Me too, with a single push of a button.

That's MR (You) to you!

So that's what was in the Pulp Fiction briefcase.

Kek, sit her on the ground with face and limbs covered and people would sit on her for sure.

This live version is what nuro would call, 'kino'. https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0l3DP_k7wQ [Embed]

The last place the munt saw before hitting the ground was the inside of his cheeks.

Me by the evening...

Obligatory thread catch-up.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:58:04 [Preview] No.213984 del
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Why are so many bdsm fans so fat?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:58:04 [Preview] No.213985 del
Well tower-posted.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 22:58:17 [Preview] No.213986 del
>What's in them?
beef mince, peas, spices

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:10:38 [Preview] No.213987 del
The bigger the better.

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NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:13:26 [Preview] No.213989 del
more area to torture

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:14:47 [Preview] No.213990 del
probably because normal sex is difficult because of fat rendering penises too short and vaginas unreachable and impotence and all the rest of it

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:16:26 [Preview] No.213991 del
that too

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:44:20 [Preview] No.213992 del
At the wage, morning meeting.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:51:06 [Preview] No.213993 del
Have they provided pastries?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:52:26 [Preview] No.213994 del
>Oi fuck off Neetdom is a prescription for mental illness.
nah you're just too weak for the neet path failed normie

any hotties?

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:54:17 [Preview] No.213995 del
Nuro is speaking truth, maybe it is you who is too weak to hear it.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:57:27 [Preview] No.213996 del
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Morning NEETs

Its a lovely day to abseil again in Victoria

Its actually quite pleasant when every other arsehole isn't around.

NEET 08/30/2020 (Sun) 23:59:08 [Preview] No.213997 del
No, just coffee. I'm zooming to head office.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:00:51 [Preview] No.213998 del
She never really leaves

Me too. Are there even any leisure activities that don't make you look like a complete loser if you're on your own?

That sux. Hope you can rectify it sooner rather than later.

Free Willy!

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:01:37 [Preview] No.213999 del
Neetlyfe will get you depression, wagedom gets you anxiety. Normal people can handle shit, we are not those people.
There are no hotties.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:02:56 [Preview] No.214000 del
>zooming to head office.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:03:30 [Preview] No.214001 del
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Fried up some mushies for an epic brekky burger. They take a while to cook but believe me it was worth the wait.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:03:39 [Preview] No.214002 del
Good morning, looks lovely. What are you there to do?

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:04:40 [Preview] No.214004 del
Did the mushrooms replace the egg?

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:05:18 [Preview] No.214006 del
That's a lot of mushrooms 🍄 for one burger 🍔

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:06:10 [Preview] No.214007 del
Those mushrooms look perfectly cooked.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:06:18 [Preview] No.214008 del
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A bit of Stubb's hickory bourbon BBQ sauce really set it off! KA-BOOM!

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:16:49 [Preview] No.214009 del
Can I have feed?
I have no power.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:17:27 [Preview] No.214010 del
That tangerine makes it even tastier.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:17:46 [Preview] No.214011 del
Bit of painting, clean some windows, stop some leaks.

Wish there was a local stoner whod shout me some bongs though

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:21:10 [Preview] No.214012 del
Excellent Breakky

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:22:59 [Preview] No.214013 del
Men Who Never Had a Father: Can We Turn Out OK?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VG0OPF9DJFE [Embed]

I didn't

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:23:34 [Preview] No.214014 del
The wage drags on.
Just want to get to my Dan appointment.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:24:08 [Preview] No.214015 del
What about no mummy?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.214016 del
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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:39:30 [Preview] No.214017 del
Thank you

Morning. Nice pic. The clouds over the city skyline looks rather ominous and beautiful at the same time.

Careful you don't trip.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:40:06 [Preview] No.214018 del
Must be running a big operation.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:41:26 [Preview] No.214019 del
I had a father but he was shit so I didn't turn out okay.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:45:27 [Preview] No.214020 del
No, they complimented the egg.

I had about a quarter of the lot.

Took about 15 minutes just to cook the mushroom. I wanted them crispy.

Open wide while I regurgitate half the feed.


It really was

I don't know those feels

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:48:08 [Preview] No.214021 del
Me and Nuro frequented a number of different bathhouses in the San Fransisco Bay Area up until the mid 80s.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:49:11 [Preview] No.214022 del
you must have jumped over the bowling balls...

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:57:19 [Preview] No.214023 del
Is this code for big poo?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 00:57:48 [Preview] No.214024 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PZ817JPEPNQ [Embed]

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 01:01:11 [Preview] No.214025 del
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Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who blue block-ed in the toilet bloc in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 01:09:08 [Preview] No.214026 del
>otters didn't win
sad times we live in

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 01:11:02 [Preview] No.214027 del
Feed me like a bird.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 01:12:46 [Preview] No.214028 del
Posso has a lot of experience kicking balls.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:00:34 [Preview] No.214029 del
Quiet NEETs

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:10:15 [Preview] No.214030 del
Too busy thinking about those crispy mushrooms.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:14:02 [Preview] No.214031 del
I was just applying for jobs

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:18:46 [Preview] No.214032 del
>tfw not a crispy mushroom cultivator

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:19:30 [Preview] No.214033 del
What types?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:21:54 [Preview] No.214034 del
I have plodding through the tasks of the day and checking for new posts occasionally.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:23:09 [Preview] No.214035 del
office jobs

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:24:42 [Preview] No.214036 del
had a pies and a beers

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:25:03 [Preview] No.214037 del
What kind of pies?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:26:43 [Preview] No.214038 del
You can get the grow kits from Bunnings.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:28:04 [Preview] No.214039 del
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I used to work with the person who wrote this tweet. This is what working for Google does to you.

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:32:22 [Preview] No.214041 del
Good luck, are you employed at the moment?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:32:50 [Preview] No.214042 del
I want a pies.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:33:03 [Preview] No.214043 del
Hearty kek

>This is what working for Google does to you.
Would it be possible to work for them without becoming a wanker? I rarely cared about work place politics unless it had a direct impact on me.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:33:19 [Preview] No.214044 del
They apparently grow well in Milo

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:35:15 [Preview] No.214045 del
>tfw not understanding how someone feels when they try to feel like someone they're not
Must be tough.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:37:03 [Preview] No.214046 del
Interesting, I never knew that about them. We got a grow kit from Bunnings once and had so many mushrooms. Wasn't a bad return when the price of them can be high.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:37:55 [Preview] No.214047 del
>Would it be possible to work for them without becoming a wanker? I rarely cared about work place politics unless it had a direct impact on me.
They force them to undergo "training" on all of this stuff when they start working there.
Promotion is based on peer assessment, and their cancerous lefty culture has ensured this is all that survives there.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:39:23 [Preview] No.214048 del
Daddybot used to grow mushrooms in styrofoam stacks in one of the sheds. Didn't require much effort.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:41:42 [Preview] No.214049 del
>They force them to undergo "training" on all of this stuff when they start working there.
That sucks.

>Promotion is based on peer assessment,
I was about to say the training was okay as it can be ignored, but this is going to far given that most of them are technical roles.

>cancerous lefty culture
I would probably laugh too much working there hearing about the problems of the world. That would probably be enough to get me pushed out the door.

The last question I have is whether the pay is above the average or is just competitive?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:42:24 [Preview] No.214050 del
I'd like to grow a bunch of oyster mushrooms.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:42:56 [Preview] No.214051 del
>The last question I have is whether the pay is above the average or is just competitive?
They're pushing $250-300k in the Sydney office after a few years.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:43:52 [Preview] No.214052 del
>styrofoam stacks in one of the sheds.
That's doing it like a pro to get the best return if you wanted to eat mushrooms often and not pay the prices they are sold for.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:44:07 [Preview] No.214053 del
I'd be a hippy for a quarter of a million.

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:48:16 [Preview] No.214055 del
>They're pushing $250-300k in the Sydney office after a few years.
That would be something that would make it tolerable for me. Income, location and job requirements (i.e. happy to work out a few hours on the weekend for the first few years and when needed for urgent work) are the factors I will look for when applying for a job/internships. I am happy to put up with bullshit company ethos if the balance is right and there are not too many back stabbing cunts (i.e. complain to management about everything type but do not deliver).

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 02:55:32 [Preview] No.214056 del
Women and minorities ruined the West.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:00:13 [Preview] No.214057 del
Nuro called me a young man and then told me that there was no need to feel down once.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:04:04 [Preview] No.214058 del
He told me he wanted to be a macho man once

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:06:48 [Preview] No.214059 del

Best pie is in Victoria apparently. Sperg, Shitey, and Monk Impersonstor: please post your own reviews as soon a practical.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:22:26 [Preview] No.214060 del
>If you’re going on a road trip, you may as well make sure there’s a delectable treat at your destination. Luckily the nation’s best pies have just been named.
>There’s never been a better time to visit some of the most beautiful places in Australia.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:22:34 [Preview] No.214061 del
i had to do a poo at motherbat's house
it was a big one and much of it didn't flush
her toilet takes ages to refill
she is probably going to see it

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:32:14 [Preview] No.214062 del
i will not let her pooshame me

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:46:49 [Preview] No.214063 del
Marinated some chicken tits for chicken burgers. The recipe is a KFC zinger style. We'll see. Drinking some pink guava-flavoured coconut water.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:48:51 [Preview] No.214064 del
I wonder why KFC never tried making their coatings and stuff available in supermarkets? Nandos did it from day one, and it didn't hurt them.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:49:53 [Preview] No.214065 del
Beat me to posting the article and it was a decent article.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:50:38 [Preview] No.214066 del
You need to use the local McDonald's/KFC one that you can leave there without shame.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:54:20 [Preview] No.214067 del
Was dicking around on the piano. I made a bit of progress on the (beginner) piece I started yesterday.

You have the pies and I'll have the beers


NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:55:13 [Preview] No.214068 del
Dropped a fart.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:55:50 [Preview] No.214069 del
wot peiece?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:56:09 [Preview] No.214070 del
Good point

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:57:22 [Preview] No.214072 del
"Can't take my eyes off you" by Franki Valli and the Four Seasons

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 03:59:03 [Preview] No.214073 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:07:27 [Preview] No.214074 del
Trying to not sleep. Failing.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:14:29 [Preview] No.214075 del
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Goodnight neet.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:15:01 [Preview] No.214076 del
Life at the Hilton.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:17:36 [Preview] No.214077 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:18:44 [Preview] No.214078 del
individually sealed cum satchels

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:22:15 [Preview] No.214079 del
128 minutes to go

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:23:01 [Preview] No.214080 del
I'd like to see the progress pictures f the tits

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:24:00 [Preview] No.214081 del
Nandos are shit though

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:24:24 [Preview] No.214082 del
I don't mind that style of chicken.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:25:08 [Preview] No.214083 del
Good piece.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:25:53 [Preview] No.214084 del
It's too dry, hot and salty

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:31:05 [Preview] No.214085 del
Of what?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:34:10 [Preview] No.214086 del
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>tfw there are still no torrents of tenet
I don't have the strength to keep going anymore

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:40:26 [Preview] No.214088 del
112 minutes to go.
Putting off having a lunch break, don't want to spend $10 just because I don't want to do anything for half an hour.
I'm a bit hungry but I'll be home in two hours. Should have brought the leftover spankopeter

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:40:41 [Preview] No.214089 del
she woke me up to say she had found the foot long and it would need a third flush

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:41:29 [Preview] No.214090 del
get to the spank chopper

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:41:47 [Preview] No.214091 del
I saw foot long and became hungry, before reading the post and remembering what this is about.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:42:28 [Preview] No.214092 del
Love a good spanko

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:45:46 [Preview] No.214093 del
>leftover spankopeter
Use the time to have a wank.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:49:19 [Preview] No.214094 del
Come see it with me at the coronama. I'll even pay your ticket.

Spank his Peter?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:49:29 [Preview] No.214095 del
>I do not want to spend $10 just because I don't want to do anything for half an hour.
Very wise. Stay thrifty.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:52:10 [Preview] No.214096 del
>Spank his Peter?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 04:58:51 [Preview] No.214097 del
>Over 54,000 scanned NSW driver's licences found in open cloud storage

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:14:39 [Preview] No.214098 del
76 minutes to go
I bet it all goes hectic in the last half hour and I'm here till 5

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:18:42 [Preview] No.214099 del
>I'm here till 5
If you're not on a contract, leave on time.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:21:08 [Preview] No.214100 del
I can't leave my mongs high and dry like that.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:22:32 [Preview] No.214101 del
Rather than taking a lunch break, I sat here for an hour clicking refresh.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:24:13 [Preview] No.214102 del
trying to dos the server?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:24:44 [Preview] No.214103 del
A wise man told me it creates more work, continues the cycle once.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:26:36 [Preview] No.214104 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:27:05 [Preview] No.214105 del
63 minutes to go

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:28:16 [Preview] No.214106 del
Now I'm hungry.
I have a packet of shortbread cookies in my cupboard.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:31:15 [Preview] No.214107 del
>tfw hungover and depressed

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 05:45:00 [Preview] No.214109 del
Fuck who got the the entire of Telstra banned again?
I think I know what happened, but it's just embarrassing for Telstra at this point.
>can't compete, just exploits monopoly
>can't meet NBN standards
>still gets state assistance
>can't manage their network
Someone I know got an entire country banned doing this, but that country was on par with Yemen economically

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:14:36 [Preview] No.214110 del
They have an unfortunate position where they are also responsible for the maintenance of parts of the old copper network, pay phones and are legally obligated to provide customer guarantee for customers not on the NBN. Also they outsourced everything overseas at the cost of their brand image.

>can't meet NBN standards
Those are pretty low. When our line had massive amounts of noise the NBN technical persisted until a connection could be established. Telstra would have replaced the HFC line if they were doing the install when they ran it. In the end they replaced the line.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:16:47 [Preview] No.214111 del
That's around 20 minutes drive from my place, as soon as the bullshit 5k rule gets lifted I'll drive out there to give it a try.
Shit like this is always happening, this is why I stayed clear of that online health record stuff a few years ago.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go get some chips from the Colonel's.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:19:54 [Preview] No.214112 del
I don't think my mate gives a shit about me anymore. I hope that I'm just over thinking things like the mong I am but I can't shake that feeling. I'm certain my little sister doesn't really care anymore either, with her I'm just more worried about her wellbeing than anything else. My dog is the only thing in my life that I'm certain cares about me, whenever I go outside to hang out with him and runs around and jumps up in excitement to see me, I need to go out there and hang out with him more and stop moping inside on my computer. I'm constantly stressing that something bad is going to happen to him soon.
Do you have a favourite type of pie? Hope you enjoy the chips.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:23:01 [Preview] No.214113 del
There wouldn't be any copper network if the Liberals didn't cut the NBN back to fiber from the node.

Again, root cause is a bungled privatization and inter-governmental obligations.
The only solution is to nationalize infrastructure and borrow against it; rather than borrow to build and then try to recoup with privatization.
We HAVE the capital, there are foreign governments who would love to buy into the AUD and raise it's value

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:23:46 [Preview] No.214114 del
>I'm constantly stressing that something bad is going to happen to him soon.
Enjoy those moments with doggo and take it each day as it comes.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:30:25 [Preview] No.214115 del
I wish they continued with fiber too.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:32:47 [Preview] No.214116 del
Our internet was already some of the most expensive in the world, and now it's got even more expensive

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:37:00 [Preview] No.214117 del
We are a big country and without those government subsidies as you said the cost will definitively stay expensive.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:37:43 [Preview] No.214118 del
On me 3rd beer, only got 7 left.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:40:12 [Preview] No.214119 del
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got a graph.
I honestly got faster internet in Cambodia than I can get here, and at 1/10th of the price.
Fuck corporate, only state companies should administer key infrastructure

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:41:23 [Preview] No.214120 del
>only got 7 left

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:47:49 [Preview] No.214121 del
I like butter chicken pies as well as steak and mushroom, I will enjoy the chips.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:48:13 [Preview] No.214122 del
NBN plans used to be cheaper,but they put the price up yearly, I've only upgraded my plan once since 2011 or so. So I still pay the same price I used to.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:50:10 [Preview] No.214123 del
They have also slashed the upload speeds from 40Mbps to 20Mpbs on the 100Mbps tier for all new plans. Sneaky cunts they are.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:53:49 [Preview] No.214124 del
>as soon as the bullshit 5k rule gets lifted I'll drive out there to give it a try.
just go now
fuck the government

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:57:26 [Preview] No.214125 del
we're on about 90 a month for unlimited at 50mbps, which isn't good.
We also get regular dropouts.

It seems a big issue is that there are fixed prices across the network, but quality varies.
Telstra charges a blanket rate, and so regional Australians get fucked.
Other companies can't undercut the Telstra rate because they pay the same rental for a shit line as for a good one

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:58:07 [Preview] No.214126 del
>fuck the government
The sky is the limit:
>No respect for the law: Cops reveal one Melbourne man, 27, has been hit with $1652 coronavirus fine TWENTY-FOUR times

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 06:59:58 [Preview] No.214127 del
>Other companies can't undercut the Telstra rate because they pay the same rental for a shit line as for a good one
This is a real issue the government has failed to address until recently with penalties for a miss in their services. Should have been established from day one as a guarantee once the service has been live for more than 12 months in an area.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.214128 del
Probably Nuro.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:01:27 [Preview] No.214129 del
You used to be attractive and people knew you were cool just by how you looked.
Now you look like you have brain damage.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:01:40 [Preview] No.214130 del
It just shows that people have been pushed too far.
This system of disproportionate fines isn't protecting the community, it's an attempt to suppress conscientious objection

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:03:10 [Preview] No.214131 del
Stop moping inside on your computer.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:04:21 [Preview] No.214132 del
Why did you buy an 11 pack?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:05:03 [Preview] No.214133 del
I discovered this when shopping for a deal, there was no guarantee of service.
I understand that they can't give one number for everyone, but when I talked to them and asked they tried to dodge the question repeatedly- while there may be variations, I'm not supporting a service with no minimum standard.

Turns out also that my modem can be used by anyone walking past my house on this public access network thing.
I tried to dissable it, only to discover that you're not able to turn the "feature" off and it's a violation of your contract if you try to bypas the modem UI

Fuck this country man, I want out but I can't even leave

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:05:20 [Preview] No.214134 del
>with a 52 something file name

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.214135 del
Society needs an authority to round up mongs. Managing mongs is big business.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:06:02 [Preview] No.214136 del
All you got was chips?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:06:20 [Preview] No.214137 del
I don't think I've ever had a butter chicken pie.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:08:04 [Preview] No.214138 del
I get unlimited data for $60 a month, but also had a $10 fee for the phone I don't use.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:08:13 [Preview] No.214139 del
Me and Nuro are regulars at the Folsom Street Fair.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:08:45 [Preview] No.214140 del
>Turns out also that my modem can be used by anyone walking past my house on this public access network thing.
You're with Telstra? That shit is awfully slow. A neighbor has it next door and I tried connecting once as I have a Tesltra mobile. I established a connection but no/little data was transferred after authentication.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:09:00 [Preview] No.214141 del
He used to come with me to the Glendi festival and we'd watch the fireworks.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:10:38 [Preview] No.214142 del
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You're looking buff

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:13:28 [Preview] No.214143 del
I think mine's telstra, the only issue I have is that the TV in the bedroom can't connect to the internet without having to plug an electric aerial in.
And the Telecom line from the pole to the house is twisted on to connection point and open. It goes out and has to restart whenever it rains.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:18:51 [Preview] No.214144 del
>Horrifying moment a 4ft SNAKE is pulled from a Russian woman's throat after it crawled into her mouth while she slept

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:19:23 [Preview] No.214145 del
>with a 52 something file name

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:23:31 [Preview] No.214146 del
Problem is mongs' votes are the easiest to buy.
Nobody is promising a faster speed then Telstra where I am.
Why even bother

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:29:49 [Preview] No.214147 del
7 + 3 = 11?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:32:30 [Preview] No.214148 del
Plus the one he's having.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:33:00 [Preview] No.214149 del
I am.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:35:38 [Preview] No.214150 del
Just had a cone, naked in the sunlight.
Monaro called and said she isn't going to be home for a while, implying hours, I got out of the bath and dripped to the backyard and had another pipe.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:36:00 [Preview] No.214151 del
I am not.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:36:53 [Preview] No.214152 del
>Why even bother
You love it so much.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:37:05 [Preview] No.214153 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:37:20 [Preview] No.214154 del
Your image didn't upload and that is a shame.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:37:29 [Preview] No.214155 del
In the quarks

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:38:25 [Preview] No.214156 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:38:37 [Preview] No.214157 del
>naked in the sunlight.
Where is the pic?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:40:41 [Preview] No.214158 del
The picture has been taken.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:41:25 [Preview] No.214159 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:41:35 [Preview] No.214160 del
My pants are off in anticipation.

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:51:04 [Preview] No.214163 del
had a chicken schnootzel and chips for dindins

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:51:44 [Preview] No.214164 del
>Where is the pic?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 07:57:08 [Preview] No.214165 del
Is this why Nuro hasn't posted this morning?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:11:45 [Preview] No.214167 del
Eating chicken?

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:16:24 [Preview] No.214173 del
Spidder moon.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:16:58 [Preview] No.214174 del
I said good morning to a black person once.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:17:33 [Preview] No.214175 del
The face on the lawyer is priceless.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:18:04 [Preview] No.214176 del
spooder mong

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.214177 del
Another sign that escaping the bucket is impossible.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:18:44 [Preview] No.214178 del
African or African American?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:19:06 [Preview] No.214179 del
i had a similar look while calculating 10,000/(365*2)

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:26:27 [Preview] No.214180 del
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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:29:41 [Preview] No.214181 del
My pants are back on after that.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:30:14 [Preview] No.214182 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:34:47 [Preview] No.214183 del
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Going to put the rest of the spanko in too.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:34:52 [Preview] No.214184 del
I don't care about following or breaking the rules per se, I just don't want to get hit with the fine.
Yep, 2 large chips, KFC have them for $2 each at the moment.
I've seen them in a number of different places.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:35:19 [Preview] No.214185 del
get to the choppa

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:35:59 [Preview] No.214186 del
these items do not have the same cooking time and temperature requirements
you are playing fast and loose

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.214187 del
They're close enough.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:36:56 [Preview] No.214188 del
mmmmmmmmmm smooth

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:36:57 [Preview] No.214189 del
A good spread.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:37:14 [Preview] No.214190 del
I like this meme.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:37:44 [Preview] No.214191 del
Thank you.
You have bad taste.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:38:12 [Preview] No.214192 del
A very nice snack.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:48:17 [Preview] No.214194 del
I went to turn the foods and the spring rolls were done, they are now my pre-snack snack.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:49:35 [Preview] No.214195 del
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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:49:54 [Preview] No.214196 del
we call this an entree

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:51:03 [Preview] No.214197 del
I tripped over once.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:51:45 [Preview] No.214198 del
I need to learn the lingo of the execs if they are to accept me as one of their own.

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:56:20 [Preview] No.214203 del
Had a case of the sads lately.
Had a really unproductive day today. Got up at 8, fucked around until noon, went to uni, fell asleep, came back, fell asleep until five. Did some cooking. About to do some cleaning.
Hopefully tomorrow is better.
Felt severely lonely lately.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:57:32 [Preview] No.214204 del
You weren't while you slept.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:58:05 [Preview] No.214205 del
Did you stroke his head?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 08:59:38 [Preview] No.214206 del
Which head?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:01:31 [Preview] No.214207 del
please make a little more effort with your banter in future

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:03:34 [Preview] No.214208 del
please make a little more effort with your whining in future

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:04:04 [Preview] No.214209 del
you spelled winning wrong

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:05:08 [Preview] No.214210 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:05:44 [Preview] No.214211 del

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:07:39 [Preview] No.214213 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ANUunK6kiqU [Embed]

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:14:13 [Preview] No.214214 del
We need a leather pride flag.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:15:38 [Preview] No.214215 del
Big unit.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:16:17 [Preview] No.214216 del
we do not

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:17:19 [Preview] No.214217 del
I ate it all.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:17:44 [Preview] No.214218 del

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:18:05 [Preview] No.214219 del
Take care, good luck.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:18:48 [Preview] No.214220 del
Big poos are in your future.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:20:45 [Preview] No.214221 del
"Besides me and your sister, nobody gives a two shits about you."
t. Motherbat

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:21:39 [Preview] No.214222 del
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You need some serious fibre.

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.214226 del
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Jesus Christ, he looks like the Colonel now.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.214227 del
We have you and you have us.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:27:09 [Preview] No.214228 del
Not until he is taken out for dinner.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:27:19 [Preview] No.214229 del
he looks like a pile of crap
i think the beard is to cover the three chins and heart problems face he has

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:27:42 [Preview] No.214230 del
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Feeling hungry.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:28:06 [Preview] No.214231 del
He looks like he lost a bit of weight as he was even fatter before.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:28:45 [Preview] No.214233 del
(You) earned it!

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:29:38 [Preview] No.214234 del
Is that a bottle of coopers?

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:31:02 [Preview] No.214235 del
I care about (you), neet!

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:31:38 [Preview] No.214236 del
There is nothing wrong with that.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:32:04 [Preview] No.214237 del
The history of the leather subculture is quite interesting. I suggest that everyone read up on it.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:32:37 [Preview] No.214238 del
Is there much torture?

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NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:39:12 [Preview] No.214240 del
How much do you reckon he weighs? I've got a pretty epic guy, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.

NEET 08/31/2020 (Mon) 09:39:59 [Preview] No.