09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:33:14
Nuro wants to be the biggest fish in the small pond. As a failed normie, who's had the nice jobs, who's had the gf and who was probably up until well into his twenties perfectly on track to live a totally normie-tier lifestyle with a wife, kids and six-figure salary if he didn't decide to throw it away for whatever reason, he comes across across this board, ostensibly a place for unemployed losers who have never felt the touch of a woman and don't leave their houses, and decides that this is the place to be, to show all these unwashed slobs who's boss, to show them how amazing he is and how they're all just dirt. Finally he can be the one doing the looking down upon instead of the one getting looked down upon and oh, what an exhilarating it is, to get those little dopamine hits from playing Mr. Big Man online for a day. This little bit of grandstanding, along with the booze and the pills is what he uses to distract himself from the fact that while he rides around on his bike all day and LARPs on an anonymous message board, his mates that are the same age as him are all getting married, are having kids, are getting payrises and promotions. This fact probably kills him inside, so he distracts himself by acting cool on here and getting snarky when anyone tries to bring him down to earth. Some of you might feel compelled to right an impassioned defence of your precious Nuro, but you should know the truth and the truth is that Nuro thinks you're dirt.