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NEET General #216 - Hardly A Party Edition NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:39:45 [Preview] No. 215370
The big night of the week has arrived, how will you celebrate?

OLD: >>214361


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:40:12 [Preview] No.215371 del
How?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:41:05 [Preview] No.215372 del
>>215371
We didn't even get a Bum Rash


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.215373 del
>>215372
We did


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:42:20 [Preview] No.215374 del
I always have a bum rash


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.215375 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:43:02 [Preview] No.215376 del
>>215363
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:43:50 [Preview] No.215378 del
>>215372
Check again.

>>215374
Sooth it!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:43:53 [Preview] No.215379 del
Schnitz is on the way


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:44:46 [Preview] No.215380 del
>>215344
My mistake, I forgot to mention pedo.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:45:28 [Preview] No.215381 del
Got some KFC on teh way back from the tax lady. Gonna finish this Pilk and then have some wine.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:46:11 [Preview] No.215382 del
119 days.
With that said, good night NEETs.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:46:15 [Preview] No.215383 del
>>215381
based webby


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:46:39 [Preview] No.215384 del
>>215383
'sup bro?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:47:01 [Preview] No.215385 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:47:30 [Preview] No.215386 del
>>215382
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:48:21 [Preview] No.215387 del
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>>215382
Goodnight


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:48:58 [Preview] No.215388 del
>>215382
>With that said
You didn't say enough.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:49:03 [Preview] No.215389 del
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Interesting council meeting tonight.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:51:16 [Preview] No.215390 del
>>215389
The Council gave me the night off for some reason, so I'm relaxing at home.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:51:33 [Preview] No.215391 del
>>215390
that's what you think


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:52:37 [Preview] No.215392 del
Can someone let me in? I'm downstairs


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:55:42 [Preview] No.215393 del
>>215391
I was wondering why the messengers left that 30kg vaseline


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:57:29 [Preview] No.215394 del
>>215392
The door is unlocked.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:57:33 [Preview] No.215395 del
>>215392
You'll have to wait. There's only three of us here and we're struggling to get Weber into his rubber pants.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:57:35 [Preview] No.215396 del
>>215381
>some
You say that every night. "I'll only have some"


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.215397 del
>>215382
Good night, sleep well


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 08:58:37 [Preview] No.215398 del
>>215392
A masked NEET with a large bulge will be down to see you shortly.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:00:50 [Preview] No.215399 del
>>215396
fuck you, karen


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:02:59 [Preview] No.215400 del
>>215395
Did you use the talcum powder? you know he likes that.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:03:58 [Preview] No.215403 del
>>215399
Please don't mention her name, it makes me feel sad.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:04:08 [Preview] No.215404 del
>>215400
he used it all drying his swampass, and left none for dusting the suit or his legs


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:05:13 [Preview] No.215405 del
>>215402
Is that Possum in the first pic?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:06:25 [Preview] No.215406 del
>>215404
>swampass
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lS8IbJqdLno [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:07:44 [Preview] No.215407 del
>>215402
The sound of that mini-gun would give the horse a heart attack.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:09:06 [Preview] No.215408 del
>>215401
>>215402
Straight to the picture folder.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:09:44 [Preview] No.215409 del
>>215407
Not to mention annoying.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:11:06 [Preview] No.215410 del
>>215407
I suspect the entire horse and cart would be tipped over if it were attempted.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:15:08 [Preview] No.215411 del
>>215378
For sooth, it's soothe


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:15:36 [Preview] No.215412 del
>>215379
Peas and carrots with mash and gravy?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:15:59 [Preview] No.215413 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0R6WIbx8ysE [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:16:23 [Preview] No.215414 del
>>215411
a big brain noot appears


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:17:49 [Preview] No.215415 del
>>215414
I am a cleaverNEET


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:18:10 [Preview] No.215416 del
>>215415
>cleaver


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:19:16 [Preview] No.215417 del
>>215415
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:19:19 [Preview] No.215418 del
>>215412
OK Boomer


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:19:21 [Preview] No.215419 del
>tfw not one friend who will acknowledge that I'm turning 30


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:20:08 [Preview] No.215420 del
>>215419
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:20:20 [Preview] No.215421 del
>>215418
A slice of roast pumpkin, parsnip and some horseradish on the side?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:21:44 [Preview] No.215422 del
>>215419
What do you mean?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:22:41 [Preview] No.215423 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:23:27 [Preview] No.215424 del
>>215422
he has no irl frens or somethin


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:24:13 [Preview] No.215425 del
7 minutes until the draw closes


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:24:24 [Preview] No.215426 del
>>215424
I do but none that are close enough to know my birthday.


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>>215419
How do you feel about turning 30 bro?
>>215384
not much mate, few beers and a bit of youtube.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:26:36 [Preview] No.215428 del
>>215426
Most normies give out hints leading up to their birthday so their friends know it is coming. You just need to casually mention it.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:28:01 [Preview] No.215429 del
weber swept nuro's leg and then nuro assumed the crane stance and kicked weber in the face, winning the all valley tournament


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:28:52 [Preview] No.215430 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:30:03 [Preview] No.215431 del
webby can type 250 wpm


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:31:37 [Preview] No.215432 del
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>>215427
It's the start of a deep decent.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:31:42 [Preview] No.215433 del
Good night. Thinking of Dead-Cat_NEET. Hope he's doing OK.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:31:53 [Preview] No.215434 del
>>215428
I don't talk to my friends.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:32:01 [Preview] No.215435 del
>>215431
waddles per meter


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:34:09 [Preview] No.215436 del
>>215434
i don't have any


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:36:19 [Preview] No.215437 del
>>215435
Webby has almost perfect posture and gait for a big lad.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.215438 del
Almost finished beer #5

Watching 'Kalgoorlie Cops' on Ch9 while procrastinating anything productive on the computer.
Might have another masturbate after seeing that Indian bird from the bachelor on The Project


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:37:14 [Preview] No.215439 del
I bet he is pigeon footed.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:37:32 [Preview] No.215440 del
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Made some bolognese with spiral pasta


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:38:03 [Preview] No.215441 del
Any neets like trailer park boys?
rewatching a bit of season 5. Fuck the early seasons were gold.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:38:22 [Preview] No.215442 del
>>215432
>descent.
You are entering your prime. Exciting developments on the horizon.


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:38:54 [Preview] No.215444 del
>>215440
Did you use a sauce in a jar?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:38:56 [Preview] No.215445 del
>>215440
Now serve it up with a very generous handful of grated cheese.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:39:10 [Preview] No.215446 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.215447 del
>>215440
Yummy, I have corn jacks, nuggoes and spring rolls in the oven.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:40:37 [Preview] No.215448 del
>>215447
>cornjack
reminds me of the school canteen
so good


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:40:47 [Preview] No.215449 del
>>215440
Looks very good.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:41:17 [Preview] No.215450 del
>>215446
I learned the same style of Karate as the Karate Kid (goju-ryu) back when I was a kid.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:42:59 [Preview] No.215451 del
>>215444
Yes, bolognese pasta sauce from Aldi


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.215452 del
>>215448
They're the corn hash browns, not the roll ones, which are better.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:51:50 [Preview] No.215453 del
>>215440
Hello Shitey.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:54:04 [Preview] No.215455 del
>>215454
>melbourne.jpg


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:54:25 [Preview] No.215456 del
>>215455
>modbury


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:55:42 [Preview] No.215457 del
>>215454
That's cruiseys Monaros nephew


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.215458 del


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:56:55 [Preview] No.215460 del
>>215454
I've never seen a 'night safe' before, what is that?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:57:39 [Preview] No.215461 del
>>215454
Excellent clothing choice.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:57:41 [Preview] No.215462 del
>>215460
businesses can deposit bags of money after hours


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:58:33 [Preview] No.215463 del
>>215458
how they hangin?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.215464 del
>>215462
Will they accept poo?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 09:59:41 [Preview] No.215465 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:00:29 [Preview] No.215466 del
>tfw buzzed and depressed


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:00:55 [Preview] No.215467 del
I wish we had more Shitey erotic content.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:02:24 [Preview] No.215468 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:04:33 [Preview] No.215469 del
>>215468
Feel bad for tones. Bloke just went full spaghetti. Took a fucking bite out of an onion in front of all those cameras.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:07:45 [Preview] No.215470 del
>>215454
sneaky cunts are camouflaged now.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:08:42 [Preview] No.215471 del
>>215469
gigachad


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:09:54 [Preview] No.215472 del
>>215370
Which night of the week is the big night? Asking for a friend.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:10:19 [Preview] No.215473 del
>>215467
Need more sexual stain photos.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:10:45 [Preview] No.215474 del
>>215472
Tonight, Thursday.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:11:50 [Preview] No.215475 del
Thursday nights the council convenes, many NEETs end up with prolapsed anuses.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:12:44 [Preview] No.215476 del
Friday is traditionally neetparty night.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:13:10 [Preview] No.215477 del
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>>215472
there is no big night for these cursed individuals== they are stuck in purgatory


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:14:20 [Preview] No.215478 del
>>215477
wassup jar jar


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:16:38 [Preview] No.215480 del
>>215466
Thursday for the meeting but any night can be.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:17:33 [Preview] No.215481 del
>>215480
fair call.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:17:43 [Preview] No.215482 del
>>215477
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:23:56 [Preview] No.215483 del
The beers are kicking in. reality suspended.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:28:28 [Preview] No.215484 del
>>215473
Agreed.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:28:54 [Preview] No.215485 del
>>215478
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:29:58 [Preview] No.215486 del
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what are you blokes up to?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:30:57 [Preview] No.215487 del
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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:33:52 [Preview] No.215488 del
>>215479
ethanolstate when?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:35:52 [Preview] No.215489 del
Might have a neet bath


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:38:52 [Preview] No.215490 del
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>>215370
I'll be following in the footsteps of this little legend


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:40:38 [Preview] No.215491 del
Possum drained my car battery once.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:42:03 [Preview] No.215492 del
>>215489
Beware the Snorkle.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:43:42 [Preview] No.215493 del
Possum stole my jumper leads.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:48:23 [Preview] No.215494 del
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Feel like I'm just meant for the wage. Don't have any of the attributes that let people thrive in the workplace. Waging just swings between extreme stress and the nicer coworkers making it bearable.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:48:54 [Preview] No.215495 del
>>215492
What happens if I ignore it?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:49:40 [Preview] No.215496 del
>>215495
Your arse will be in shambles.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:49:44 [Preview] No.215497 del
>>215494
This is the case for everyone who wages.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:52:20 [Preview] No.215498 del
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>>215497
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:52:54 [Preview] No.215499 del
So, you've been to school for a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car, thinkin' you'll go far
Back east, your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz
On your five-grand stereo
Braggin' that you know how the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:53:51 [Preview] No.215500 del
>>215498
Enslaving words.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:53:58 [Preview] No.215501 del
>>215497
Wish I could accept it. Alcoholism and obesity have been byproducts of trying to escape the reality of the wage.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:55:06 [Preview] No.215502 del
>>215497
I think some of them enjoy it.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:55:40 [Preview] No.215503 del
>>215492
It's been a long time since I have heard of that urban legend.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:58:57 [Preview] No.215504 del
>>215457
Her nephews aren't the same age as her/


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 10:59:00 [Preview] No.215505 del
>>215497
Some people are better at navigating the wage than others.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:00:03 [Preview] No.215506 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:00:20 [Preview] No.215507 del
>>215504
my bad mate
*cruiseys Monaros cousin


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:00:26 [Preview] No.215508 del
>>215486
Been watching 'Freaks, you're one of them'.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:02:14 [Preview] No.215509 del
>>215499
POL POT


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:02:53 [Preview] No.215510 del
>>215507
That's better.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:04:34 [Preview] No.215511 del
>>215499
This cd is in my car.
I was driving around with Monaro the other day and put it on.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:04:57 [Preview] No.215512 del
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Cruisedog
is poss going to be one of your groomsmen?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:05:12 [Preview] No.215513 del
>>215501
Become a maoist and wage a people's protracted war out in the bush.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.215514 del
>>215513
You go to 16chan for that type of thing.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:07:15 [Preview] No.215515 del
>>215512
Nice digits too late


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:08:51 [Preview] No.215516 del
>>215514
The jWs will never wage the war.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:15:25 [Preview] No.215518 del
>>215517
You need to view the descent like that lovely colourful painting, not like the ball-hitting escalator ride. It is all about how you choose to see it.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:19:43 [Preview] No.215519 del
>>215518
That picture ends with the tractor tipped over and the farmer needing a limb amputated.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:20:15 [Preview] No.215520 del
Why isn't there an open invite to the cruisedog wedding?
This is fucking bullshit

POL POT


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:20:42 [Preview] No.215521 del
>>215517
Straight in the cock and right up the arse.


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>>215520
webby being left off the guest list is heart breaking.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:22:35 [Preview] No.215523 del
>>215519
You are strong, you are resilient. You can handle losing a limb. I believe in you.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:25:03 [Preview] No.215524 del
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Mmmm spicy


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:26:55 [Preview] No.215525 del
>>215524
I'd sniff your dahl stick for a whiff of her tandoori


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:27:00 [Preview] No.215526 del
>>215524
Very nice.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:28:16 [Preview] No.215527 del
>>215525
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pUfA_Aj88-s [Embed]
my boy fell for the brapper sniff meme


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:28:23 [Preview] No.215528 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:29:22 [Preview] No.215529 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:29:47 [Preview] No.215530 del
>>215529
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:30:38 [Preview] No.215531 del
>>215527
What a pervert.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:33:48 [Preview] No.215532 del
>>215531
typical black negro


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:36:24 [Preview] No.215533 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:37:01 [Preview] No.215534 del
>>215532
There are a lot of white NEETs here whose perversion is off the charts.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:38:20 [Preview] No.215535 del
>>215527
Bet that was musky.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:38:49 [Preview] No.215536 del
>>215534
you can't mix singular and collective like that!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:39:32 [Preview] No.215537 del
>>215536
I'll allow it


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:42:05 [Preview] No.215538 del
Really thinking about that fleshlight


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:43:46 [Preview] No.215539 del
feel like webby after that night in the drunk tank in 1998


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:44:29 [Preview] No.215540 del
>>215538
treat yourself, which pornstars pussy you going to get?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:47:50 [Preview] No.215541 del
>>215540
Matt Powers


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:48:45 [Preview] No.215543 del
>>215328
Translation: Let me tell you how much of a failed normie I am.
>>215441
It's a great show, very relatable to anyone who's ever lived the NEET lifestyle. It went downhill after Netflix bought the rights to it though.
>>215486
Playing some computer gaymes, going to open a beer or 5 later.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:53:15 [Preview] No.215544 del
>>215543
>It's a great show, very relatable to anyone who's ever lived the NEET lifestyle. It went downhill after Netflix bought the rights to it though.
Indeed.
you skip the conky episode too?
bubbs was a very annoying character in the episodes he had a central role
>>215543
>Playing some computer gaymes, going to open a beer or 5 later.
you got that late sleep schedule?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 11:53:42 [Preview] No.215545 del
>>215543
what you playing bro?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:00:04 [Preview] No.215546 del
Can't wait to get cooked this weekend
Picking up some bud from a coworker tomorrow


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:02:01 [Preview] No.215547 del
>>215546
>a coworker
Don't shit where you eat m8.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:02:58 [Preview] No.215548 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:05:44 [Preview] No.215549 del
>>215544
>you skip the conky episode too?
Nah, I watched it, it was funny seeing Ricky sperg out and overreact to the doll.
>you got that late sleep schedule?
Yep
>what you playing bro?
Was playing a flight sim game earlier, might play either some GTA 4 or some Payday 2 now, haven't decided yet.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:05:57 [Preview] No.215550 del
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>>215548
penis and pussy!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:06:41 [Preview] No.215551 del
>>215549
nice
wish I had rig where I could max out that new flight sim that just came out


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:07:32 [Preview] No.215552 del
>>215549
one of my favorite episodes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gtM9xD-Ky7E [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:11:14 [Preview] No.215553 del
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Any boomers remember playing this game back on the sega megadrive back in the day, it was called Another World, I remember my grandparents got me a boot leg copy of it from Hong Kong along with Sonic and Knuckles.

Anyway it was extremely difficult and some interesting graphics and game play mechanics for the time.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wjMf_bEfqIc [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:12:19 [Preview] No.215554 del
Might get out the vibrating bum plug


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:14:48 [Preview] No.215555 del
Might get out the three-pronger.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:16:09 [Preview] No.215556 del
abes odysee was my first exposure to videogames. my uncle who lived my grandma had a ps1. All my aunties and cousins would stay at my grandmas for xmas/nye. It's way up north so it was stinking hot . We would just sit inside during the middle of the day until it cooled down and watch my older cousins play abes odysee on my uncles ps1.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:16:39 [Preview] No.215557 del
>>215554
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:18:27 [Preview] No.215558 del
>>215555
nice digits


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:19:36 [Preview] No.215559 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:20:50 [Preview] No.215560 del
>>215559
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:21:08 [Preview] No.215561 del
Thirsty for poon.

It's been probably 2 weeks


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:21:38 [Preview] No.215562 del
>>215556
1st gaem I played was Super Mario bros on my friends NES back in Kindergarten, we had a lot of sleep overs, his Mum would let us stay up late playing all kinds of games, then his Mum and Dad got divorced and he moved away.

He was my first best friend, I still wonder what ever became of him.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:21:40 [Preview] No.215563 del
>>215559
Gook night. Horrible faces.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:22:15 [Preview] No.215564 del
>>215559
take care


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:23:26 [Preview] No.215565 del
>>215563
You are hard to please.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:26:16 [Preview] No.215566 del
>>215551
Nah it's not the new one I' playing.
>>215552
Yeah that's a real funny one.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:26:26 [Preview] No.215567 del
>>215565
He's right.
I reckon I've screwed the one on the right


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:27:36 [Preview] No.215568 del
>>215567
bah, they look fine.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:28:57 [Preview] No.215569 del
>>215561
Get on tinder.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:29:32 [Preview] No.215570 del
Beer #9
I am considering another uber eats beer order.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:31:19 [Preview] No.215571 del
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>>215570
fuck it bro


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:32:46 [Preview] No.215572 del
>>215570
I had 6 then cindy gave me two wines.

I am done for the night.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:35:50 [Preview] No.215573 del
to the most oppressed group of all. gamers


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:38:03 [Preview] No.215576 del
>>215572
A drunken bulge pic would have been nice.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:38:23 [Preview] No.215577 del
>>215574
I liked Spyro, think it came with my PS1 along with Crash Bandicoot.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:40:20 [Preview] No.215578 del
I am 0.051 BAC.
Time for beer #10.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:40:54 [Preview] No.215579 del
>>215573
I remember playing Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:41:16 [Preview] No.215580 del
>>215578
drink water


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:42:51 [Preview] No.215581 del
>>215576
Someone else must break the drought.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:44:49 [Preview] No.215582 del
Zoomies missed out.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:46:11 [Preview] No.215583 del
>>215578
you still got that interlock, monk?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:48:59 [Preview] No.215584 del
>>215583
Nah mate.
Thinking about a new car, something cheap but zippy that can powerslide


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:49:26 [Preview] No.215585 del
Weber interloped my arse.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:51:05 [Preview] No.215586 del
>>215584
Toyota/Subaru 86/BRZ


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:51:25 [Preview] No.215587 del
>>215584
nice
treat yourself now youre a cashed up wagie


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:53:04 [Preview] No.215588 del
>>215586
Yeah I wouldn't mind an 86 but they're at least 20 grand which I'd need to finance


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:53:31 [Preview] No.215589 del
>>215588
Don't fall for the car finance jew


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:55:15 [Preview] No.215590 del
>>215588
I've been thinking of getting one, you can find some for 15k with low k's and in good condition,only turn off for me is they take premium fuel so more expensive to run.

I guess if you wanna do slides and shit which I wouldn't recomend you can go for the centrelink special of a mid 2000s commodore or falcon.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:55:58 [Preview] No.215591 del
>>215590
>centrelink special of a mid 2000s commodore or falcon.
based


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:56:12 [Preview] No.215592 del
>>215589
Yeah never do this, save up 10k to 15k and get a good decent jap or korean car.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:58:02 [Preview] No.215593 del
Weber populated my RSS feed with snaps of my arse once.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:58:30 [Preview] No.215594 del
>>215592
my mate and his Monaro put a 2018 hilux and a VW golf on finance last year
Had to bite my tongue bigtime


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:59:35 [Preview] No.215595 del
>>215594
The Hilux will hold it's value, but the VW, oof.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 12:59:52 [Preview] No.215596 del
>>215590
I agree, you can't go wrong with an old commie or falcon.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:01:32 [Preview] No.215597 del
>>215596
Plenty of parts still around for them, an fairly cheap to service, and I guess the price of them will only go up since they are no longer made.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:09:23 [Preview] No.215598 del
>>215596
Can't argue with that. A commie is webbys daily drive after all.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:10:40 [Preview] No.215599 del
gotta be at the wage in 7 hours and 50 minutes. There are still beers in the fridge.


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:12:44 [Preview] No.215602 del
>>215599
Have a sleep.

>>215600
Problem?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:14:36 [Preview] No.215603 del
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>>215602
>Have a sleep.
just a time machine with the wage at the other end


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:15:04 [Preview] No.215604 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kvyaobt1bnQ [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:16:11 [Preview] No.215605 del
>>215603
Yeah but you don't wanna wage with a mega hangover or still drunk, that'd be torture.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:17:32 [Preview] No.215606 del
>>215605
just on the beers no hard liquor. I have two powerades and a monster in the fridge. If I can get five hours solid snooze I will be ok-ish.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:20:58 [Preview] No.215607 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7aLPQEfrFE [Embed]


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:25:43 [Preview] No.215609 del
>>215607
Doomer fuel.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:25:54 [Preview] No.215610 del
XXXX on the way


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:29:53 [Preview] No.215611 del
>>215610
nice keep the buzz going
thats the way she goes


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:29:58 [Preview] No.215612 del
>>215608
Back in the day it was your lords farm that you waged over, god knows what they did during their free time, these days you toil away in the java script farms.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:31:15 [Preview] No.215613 del
>>215612
Sometimes I feel like serfdom was more dignified that our modern wage hell scape.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:36:03 [Preview] No.215614 del
>>215613
In a way it was, yes they had a lord above them, but they waged for their own sustenance and of course their lords sustenance, their work was meaningful in a way.

Today work is completely detached and alienated.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 13:54:32 [Preview] No.215615 del
#11


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:01:16 [Preview] No.215618 del
>>215617
Only 0.06, started at 5.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:11:56 [Preview] No.215619 del
>>215618
responsibly irresponsible


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:17:04 [Preview] No.215620 del
lel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zbrpDk3p9KE [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:24:28 [Preview] No.215621 del
12


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:48:32 [Preview] No.215622 del
13


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 14:59:28 [Preview] No.215623 del
XXXX just goes down way too easy bros


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:04:25 [Preview] No.215624 del
14


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:13:03 [Preview] No.215625 del
>>215623
Get some goon


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:26:07 [Preview] No.215626 del
goodnight m8s


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:27:10 [Preview] No.215627 del
Gonna pop some sleepers and call it a chiller after a masto
Gotta buy some drugs tomorrow so I should be half sentient at least


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:35:07 [Preview] No.215628 del
A cock and anus nightmare.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 15:57:54 [Preview] No.215629 del
15
Chuckin a sickie


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 16:09:05 [Preview] No.215630 del
Sickie chucked


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 16:11:43 [Preview] No.215631 del
Jeez I'm only on beer number 3


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 16:12:13 [Preview] No.215632 del
oh lawd i dun fugged up
so many sickies in my career

Fuck da wage doe


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 17:10:56 [Preview] No.215633 del
Sickie cunt!!!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 17:16:24 [Preview] No.215634 del
Microwaved pop corn for snack.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 17:16:52 [Preview] No.215635 del
Instead of 1st breakfast, this might be -1st breakfast.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:05:17 [Preview] No.215636 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:08:36 [Preview] No.215637 del
>>215636
kek XD


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:11:50 [Preview] No.215638 del
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Hey fellas.
The next Movie Corner is coming up on the weekend. We have a discussion on the start.
Would be ok for you fellas, if it would be on the 6th, about 12:00 or 13:00 AEST?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:12:12 [Preview] No.215639 del
>>215638
Hello Magyamate.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:12:53 [Preview] No.215640 del
>>215639
Hey fella!
You doing good?


NEET Global volunteer 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:13:36 [Preview] No.215641 del
>>215636
I see that webm is broken, I'm gonna scrub it.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:14:02 [Preview] No.215642 del
4 beers in, time for some brandy ay.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:14:47 [Preview] No.215643 del
>>215641
Awake at 4:14 am, so not too well. Yourself?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:15:35 [Preview] No.215644 del
>>215641
you're broken


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:16:05 [Preview] No.215645 del
>>215643
Almost falling asleep at 20:15, so tired.
How come you've this shitty sleeping schedule?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:16:27 [Preview] No.215646 del
>>215636
OK. Scrubbed.
Post it again pls.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:16:59 [Preview] No.215647 del
>>215645
>not waking at 2am
fucking pleb


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:17:34 [Preview] No.215648 del
(1.39 MB 854x480 1460209921098.webm)


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:17:54 [Preview] No.215649 del
>>215644
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M1fUgpYSdpo [Embed]


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:19:16 [Preview] No.215650 del
>>215649
>pantera
homo


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:19:43 [Preview] No.215651 del
>>215645
Cuz I'm a gay retard.


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:22:13 [Preview] No.215653 del
>>215647
1. Don't stress yourself on things after 8pm. Create a calm and quiet environment. Before bed at least an hour don't use electric devices (well, except lamp). Read something instead. Well, if it's an e-book reader it can be electric. But use e-ink, not lcd screen crap. Make sure you have fresh air and clean sheets. And you yourself clean.
2. Sleep.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:22:36 [Preview] No.215654 del
>>215651
yeah those fuck parties always last until sunrise


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:39:42 [Preview] No.215655 del
>>215654
I never thought that I'd see TRS content on /ausneets/


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:49:33 [Preview] No.215656 del
>>215655
Tourist Refund Scheme (TRS)


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 18:54:20 [Preview] No.215657 del
>>215656
Trepidated Retard Scholasticism (TRS)


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:04:18 [Preview] No.215658 del
I piss my pants like I just don't care.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:06:20 [Preview] No.215659 del
>>215658
you should at least have a piss bottle
you could even use a hose if you want to minimise movement


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:06:52 [Preview] No.215660 del
It's raining.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:07:41 [Preview] No.215661 del


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:14:25 [Preview] No.215662 del
theres a little bit of adrian in all of us


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:23:31 [Preview] No.215663 del
i have multiple piss bottles


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:24:21 [Preview] No.215664 del
>>215663
piss in them!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:44:26 [Preview] No.215665 del
>>215664
I have, on multiple ocasions, as a matter of fact, done exactly that.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:57:13 [Preview] No.215666 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 19:58:03 [Preview] No.215667 del
>>215666
stay inside today


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:12:46 [Preview] No.215668 del
>>215553
I've never played that, seems very strange.
From the jpg it made me think of star wars on snes but the game is very different.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:14:03 [Preview] No.215669 del
>>215556
I remember playing that at a friends house. He didn't tell me what I was supposed to do so I just kept walking around and farting.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:14:48 [Preview] No.215670 del
>>215666
Morning neeties. Hoping to achieve great poo today.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:16:38 [Preview] No.215671 del
>>215562
I know similar feels.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:18:08 [Preview] No.215672 del
>>215574
I hated spyro and zelda.
I liked crash.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:18:55 [Preview] No.215673 del
>>215578
How are you that many in and still relatively sober?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:19:53 [Preview] No.215674 del
>>215582
I did not like the feel of sega.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:22:15 [Preview] No.215675 del
>>215595
>Hilux will hold it's value
That's good to know.
I'm thinking (again) about getting one, or a bt50, they seem okay.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:24:07 [Preview] No.215676 del
>>215667
I'll be walking the dog this morning so that's a no.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:24:12 [Preview] No.215677 del
>>215610
You big boong


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:24:22 [Preview] No.215678 del
>>215582
I used to fucking love road rash. There was just something incredibly satisfying about using a chain to know people off their motorbikes.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:27:47 [Preview] No.215679 del
>>215627
>a masto
masto weboku


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:28:43 [Preview] No.215680 del
>>215638
That guy looks like Posso.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:31:27 [Preview] No.215681 del
>>215666
>>215670
Good morning friends.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:35:42 [Preview] No.215682 del
>>215681
>>215676
>>215670
>>215666
Good morning. Let's make today better than yesterday!


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 20:41:23 [Preview] No.215683 del
>>215682
Good morning.
I plan on putting up with it all for one more day.


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>>215681
>>215682
>>215683
Good Morning Neets

Stay Salty.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:05:25 [Preview] No.215685 del
Its early and I'm already about to do my third poo of the day.
Pretty sure I am sick but I feel fine.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:06:57 [Preview] No.215686 del
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>>215438
>Watching 'Kalgoorlie Cops' on Ch9


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:07:07 [Preview] No.215687 del
>>215684
Morning


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:07:49 [Preview] No.215688 del
>>215685
You're a poo machine.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:19:38 [Preview] No.215689 del
>>215688
Just did the first one.
I don't even know where it is coming from. I was like this all yesterday too. I am not going to eat today so hopefully I end up all pooed out and it will be like a power cycle for my digestive system.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:31:44 [Preview] No.215690 del
>>215689
iktf, I kind of like having the runs every now and then for that reason.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:33:09 [Preview] No.215691 del
>>215684
fuck off to tumblr or something


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:40:00 [Preview] No.215692 del
>>215440
Looks fantastic! A bowl of that would go great for brekky.

>>215445
Parmesan for the more refined NEETs

>>215447
Chiko roll > corn jack

>>215450
Ever had to use it on the street?

>>215476
Yeah buddy!

>>215490
>"She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help"
Fucking mong should've intervened

>>215522
They will save thousands on the catering bill.

>>215553
No, but Sonic and Knuckles is childhood fav.

>>215554
How long's it been in?

>>215648
KEK & BASED


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:41:37 [Preview] No.215693 del
>>215673
The Power of Chad


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 21:47:09 [Preview] No.215694 del
>>215685
Poos on the loose.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:02:41 [Preview] No.215696 del
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Off to Coles. Don't do anything silly while I'm gone.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:03:59 [Preview] No.215697 del
>>215638
Those times should be fine. Most of us do nothing except drink on weekends.

>tfw he doesn't say what he had for dinner


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:06:13 [Preview] No.215698 del
>>215696
>Don't do anything silly while I'm gone.
oh yeah?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:22:33 [Preview] No.215700 del
Going to have a shower and a shop.


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:35:55 [Preview] No.215701 del
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I love mental health wards. Wasting health department money is one of my many hobbies. Is that normal?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:36:12 [Preview] No.215702 del
>>215699
Me in the back seat of that 4wd


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:36:49 [Preview] No.215703 del
>>215701
Are you afraid that one day they're going to lock you up and you won't be able to get out?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:37:28 [Preview] No.215704 del
Morning NEETs. Had a terrible sleep, i feel bad.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:39:46 [Preview] No.215706 del
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going camping with cruisedog this weekend


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:39:47 [Preview] No.215707 del
>>215704
Good morning NEET, I feel a little bit of that but keep going through the day and you'll make it to the end.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:40:28 [Preview] No.215708 del
Tutor for my morning subject is 10 minutes late from the starting.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:40:32 [Preview] No.215709 del
>>215701
It's a great way to meet qts.


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:40:54 [Preview] No.215711 del
>>215706
Why do they keep using that guy on the left, is he in relations with her?


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NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:41:51 [Preview] No.215714 del
>>215706
>>215710
>>215713
These were all supposed to be in >>215706, but as usual the board functionality is sub-optimal.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:42:46 [Preview] No.215715 del
>>215712
If you do something criminal and they go over your mental health history of visiting mental health wards it is a real possibility that you'll get locked up indefinitely or have it move towards that outcome. Be careful please.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:43:18 [Preview] No.215716 del
>>215711
dunno
he looks like one of the tribe, so probably one of the owners of the company who also likes to 'act'.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:46:15 [Preview] No.215717 del
>>215716
>who also likes to 'act'.
Always shocked with his cock out.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:47:46 [Preview] No.215718 del
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WHEN IS TENET GOING TO BE OUT ON TORRENT?


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:48:08 [Preview] No.215719 del
>>215715
My future is in jail fren. It is the most efficient way of wasting gov money.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:49:09 [Preview] No.215720 del
What are some good movies to watch? This neet is getting bored.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:50:32 [Preview] No.215721 del
>>215719
You need to get yourself some nice acreage in the country and a solid boong woman.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:52:46 [Preview] No.215722 del
Tutor is asking if anyone wants an international student in their group:
>is there any group want a new member?????????

I don't mind working with anyone but from my experience they hardly use their microphone and talk little in the group.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:53:15 [Preview] No.215723 del
>>215718
Hopefully soon.

>>215720
I am re-watching the old Star Trek those can be comfy if you have not seen them.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:53:51 [Preview] No.215724 del
>>215722
Tell the lecturer you hate dirty foreigners.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:54:53 [Preview] No.215725 del
>>215720
das boot


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 22:57:19 [Preview] No.215726 del
>>215720
what sort of moofies do you like?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:02:15 [Preview] No.215727 del
think i need a poo
have a meeting in 28 minutes, so it will have to be a little hurried


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:03:14 [Preview] No.215728 del
>>215727
do the poo during the meeting


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:08:04 [Preview] No.215729 del
>>215724
I said I was fine with having them but they need to email me. We have meeting on Monday and they have to use Discord. Only because I can close Discord website when I want to ignore it and I want them to fit into the group. The rest of group seemed fine with having one extra member. Less work for me, hopefully.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:10:42 [Preview] No.215730 del
>>215728
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:18:13 [Preview] No.215731 del
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It pays to check the meat section first. Never had 'certified organic' anything.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:20:02 [Preview] No.215732 del
>>215731
i only buy organic and grass fed meat
the other shit basically has the same nutrition as cardboard


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:22:06 [Preview] No.215733 del
>>215699
2nd pic is a winner

>>215700
Keep your distance from those filthy normies and we'll see you when you (hopefully) return.

>>215701
I have fond memories of my stay.

>>215702
Me in the driver's seat.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:24:13 [Preview] No.215734 del
>>215733
>I have fond memories of my stay.
>tfw never had a stay
almost did but i promised the psych i wouldn't kill myself so he sent me home


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:29:34 [Preview] No.215735 del
>>215731
Nice haul neet


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:29:51 [Preview] No.215736 del
>>215704
Worse things could happen.

>>215718
I see quite a few 'cams' on Pirate Bay if you're really desperate.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:37:13 [Preview] No.215737 del
>>215731
Nice haul with a range of good choices. I have never had pineapple curry though...


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:42:27 [Preview] No.215738 del
>>215734
>promised the psych
That's concerning especially if the person has presented very distressed.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:44:16 [Preview] No.215739 del
>>215732
>same nutrition as cardboard
I highly doubt that. But if you believe it to be true, that's fine.

>>215734
A wise move.

>>215735
Cheers


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:45:46 [Preview] No.215740 del
>>215737
I'd never heard of it until I saw it in the catalogue.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:49:54 [Preview] No.215741 del
>>215719
why did they put you in the psych ward?


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:50:58 [Preview] No.215742 del
>>215740
Please keep us updated on how it goes. I have had sweet curries I did not like them but if it is a more a savory sauce it should be nice.


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:56:36 [Preview] No.215743 del
might have some cake


NEET 09/03/2020 (Thu) 23:58:56 [Preview] No.215744 del
Off to see Dan. Don't do anything abrupt while I'm gone.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:06:41 [Preview] No.215745 del
had some cake


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:07:32 [Preview] No.215746 del
considering a second can of monster


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:15:50 [Preview] No.215747 del
>>215746
>IKTF
Please be careful of your heart health with them.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:30:16 [Preview] No.215748 del
>>215747
I'm sure people do a lot more caffeine than that.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:32:47 [Preview] No.215749 del
So hungry this morning. I can't figure out why. Maybe I've got neetworms.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:33:11 [Preview] No.215750 del
>>215748
Depends on the size of the can but some of those bigger cans are like twice the daily caffeine intake. From what I understand it is faster delivery of the caffeine. It would be like having cup after cup of coffee if you're going for a second can.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:43:23 [Preview] No.215752 del
>>215751
Monster smile.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 00:56:59 [Preview] No.215754 del
>A major player in Melbourne’s anti-coronavirus conspiracy theorist movement has been dramatically arrested over allegedly inciting an illegal protest.
>James Bartolo claimed he “was on the toilet” when police arrived at his home armed with a search warrant on Friday morning.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/conspiracist-james-bartolo-arrested-over-alleged-incitement-of-melbourne-antilockdown-protests/news-story/278048b159fbd5f84dbeecf0934f21dd


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:01:25 [Preview] No.215755 del
wage is death


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:02:12 [Preview] No.215756 del
>>215754
He was having an illegal Poo.


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:05:50 [Preview] No.215757 del
My hobby is visiting large supermarkets. I fill up a trolley with hundreds of items and abandon it in a random aisle in the store. I walk out without buying anything. I laugh on the way home. Is that normal?

PS. Do you neets deliberately create extra work for wagecucks?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:06:44 [Preview] No.215758 del
>>215757
sounds based


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:08:16 [Preview] No.215759 del
>>215757
I've read this before.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:08:52 [Preview] No.215760 del
>>215757
You've posted this before. But it >>215758


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:16:36 [Preview] No.215761 del
new james bond trailer dropepd


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:18:33 [Preview] No.215762 del
>>215761
Any good arse snaps?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:20:22 [Preview] No.215763 del
put the oven on to cook a pie


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:21:01 [Preview] No.215764 del
I have another boil and it is weeping a lot today, can the doctors do anything other than poke it or should I just keep it clean and keep applying Betadine.
It is not painful now but within an hour of applying a new band-aid it is weeping again.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:21:58 [Preview] No.215765 del
>>215764
Show me.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:22:49 [Preview] No.215766 del
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>>215762
not that i've seen, but i think she might have a nice butthole


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:24:47 [Preview] No.215767 del
>>215765
Next time I apply a band aid I will take a snap for you.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:26:16 [Preview] No.215769 del
>>215767
are you getting everything out of it and then putting alcohol all over it? it shouldn't keep 'living' after that


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:26:20 [Preview] No.215770 del
You want to go out for dinner tonight babe?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:26:28 [Preview] No.215771 del
teeheehee


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:26:56 [Preview] No.215772 del
304 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:27:46 [Preview] No.215773 del
Infected NEET boils


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:27:56 [Preview] No.215774 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:28:02 [Preview] No.215775 del
>>215772
Are you excited?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:37:09 [Preview] No.215776 del
>>215775
It's a bloody hoot!
293 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:37:56 [Preview] No.215777 del
Feel like cracking an egg on my forehead.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:38:52 [Preview] No.215778 del
Dirty NEET crevasses


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:39:28 [Preview] No.215779 del
Headache.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:40:28 [Preview] No.215780 del
put the pie in the oven


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:43:22 [Preview] No.215781 del
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>>215769
It came to a physical head on Tuesday that I got out with light pressure on either size and it kept popping out. The orange/brown is the betadine. I can tell it is weeping as the band-aid when removed has a white patch on it. I am going to keep cleaning the area and applying band-aids periodically. There is not as much pain but is very red.

>>215774
I am taking Seretide that I am going to try and transition off later in the year with the specialists advice. That suppresses my immune system as it contains a steroid.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:44:35 [Preview] No.215782 del
>>215781
>Seretide
do you have asthma or heart disease?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:50:57 [Preview] No.215783 del
>>215782
Asthma that doctors refused to treat as they believed I was some kind of hypochondriac when I kept complained of breathing difficulties (You need a script back then for a blue reliever). I was hospitalised last year with a moderate level of inflammation in my lungs and received a referral to a lung clinic with my goal of getting off all the medication and use only when I am unwell.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:52:35 [Preview] No.215784 del
>>215783
oh ok
I'm on symbicort with a ventolin back up.
Been on some kind of asthma drug continuously for about 37 years.
Never had that sort of problem before.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 01:57:49 [Preview] No.215785 del
>>215784
>symbicort
I think I have used that medication. It is nice when it gets really bad to stop an attack from getting worse.

I got prescribed Seretide one day without realising its long-term implications (i.e. steroid sucks) but it helped keep the coughing fits down. I would like to get off all of it for daily use.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:04:32 [Preview] No.215786 del
Having a coffee.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:05:05 [Preview] No.215787 del
>>215786
Any sugar or milk?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:06:06 [Preview] No.215788 del
>>215787
No, just the coffee beans.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:07:41 [Preview] No.215789 del
>>215781
Bread, soap and sugar and duct tape it to there.
As it dries out, it'll suck the gunk out.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:09:27 [Preview] No.215790 del
>>215789
not sure feeding bacteria with yeast and sugar is very smart


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:10:55 [Preview] No.215791 del
The Cock, the Arse and t


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:12:01 [Preview] No.215792 del
took the pie out of the oven


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:15:03 [Preview] No.215793 del
>>215792
Consume it!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:16:31 [Preview] No.215794 del
>>215790
It works, it's also really good for metal splinters.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:17:08 [Preview] No.215795 del
>>215789
>>215794
In what order do you apply these ingredients?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:19:18 [Preview] No.215796 del
>>215795
Get bread, wipe it on a block of soap, you don't want it wet, then sprinkle a pinch of sugar. Then duct tape it, sugar and soap side down, make sure it is airtight.
As the bread dries, it'll suck the gunk out.
Bush doctor remedy.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:20:40 [Preview] No.215797 del
>>215796
We'll see how the current ointment goes tomorrow then make a decision. Thank you.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:24:42 [Preview] No.215798 del
>>215797
There is a cream you can get that does the same thing, I don't know what it's called but I've just used that.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:26:04 [Preview] No.215799 del
>>215793
I set a timer for 23 minutes. The pie should be safe to consume at that point.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:30:01 [Preview] No.215800 del
Significantly hungover.
Time for a wank session before visiting Craig and hittin the ol' bong


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:30:24 [Preview] No.215801 del
>>215794
>metal splinter
Wouldn't duct-taping a magnet be better?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:31:50 [Preview] No.215802 del
>>215798
Black drawing ointment? I have used that but it seems to irritates the skin over the long term.

>>215799
Enjoy it.

>>215800
Goon tax!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:39:43 [Preview] No.215803 del
pie has been consumed


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:40:11 [Preview] No.215804 del
>>215801
nobody knows how magnets work


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:42:45 [Preview] No.215805 del
>>215801
They're pricks to get out.
My dad had one once in his eye, ended up having to go to hospital.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:43:09 [Preview] No.215806 del
>>215804
Electricity isn't real.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:44:28 [Preview] No.215807 del
>>215706
Isn't this the ooh-nah woman?
>>215759
As have I.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, finally getting up "earlier" again, going to make myself some poached eggs, toast and coffee.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:49:52 [Preview] No.215808 del
>>215807
Hello, Sperg.
It is her.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:50:22 [Preview] No.215809 del
>>215808
Hello, how are you?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:51:10 [Preview] No.215810 del
>>215809
I am good thank you.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:54:02 [Preview] No.215811 del
>>215802
Do you get boils frequently? I had a very nasty one on me arsecrack a few years back. Couldn't sit or lay on me back it was that painful. Ended up in the ER. It's come back twice since then.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 02:55:03 [Preview] No.215812 del
>>215803
No details no pics = no one cares.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:00:46 [Preview] No.215814 del
>>215812
yeah well u smell like farts and nobody likes u


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:04:36 [Preview] No.215815 del
>>215807
I've never made poached eggs, do you do it in glad wrap?


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:06:07 [Preview] No.215817 del
205 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:06:13 [Preview] No.215818 del
My arse has been obliterated.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:06:23 [Preview] No.215819 del
204 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:06:57 [Preview] No.215820 del
>>215818
Poached boils?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:08:09 [Preview] No.215821 del
>>215811
>Do you get boils frequently?
Somewhat. When I am more stress and when the weather warms up I get them. Last one I had on the back of my neck I put the black drawing ointment on when it came to a head. I got mummybot to squeeze it she said it left a large hole when it came out. It was annoying me for weeks before that finally happened. I would rather let it heal on its own without going to the doctors simply because there are more people sick out at the moment. Even though they can go elsewhere to get tested it only takes one idiot going to the doctors.

>Ended up in the ER. It's come back twice since then.
They are painful shits.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:13:25 [Preview] No.215822 del
>>215818
Waiting for the snaps to appear in my feed.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:16:38 [Preview] No.215823 del
>>215822
Fetch it!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:17:48 [Preview] No.215824 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:25:28 [Preview] No.215825 del
>>215815
No, boiling water and vinegar.
>>215817
I know that clock watching feel.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:42:22 [Preview] No.215826 del
>>215825
I've tried to do it with vinegar but it didn't come out right so I haven't tried again.
168 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 03:57:30 [Preview] No.215827 del
>>215826
Then don't use vinegar. Heat water in a small saucepan to a simmer (doesn't need to be a hard boil), then using a large spoon swirl the water in one direction to create a vortex. Crack the egg in a separate bowl. Gently put the egg into the center of that vortex (don't drop the egg from a height, put the bowl as close to the hot water as you can handle). Shouldn't take more than a few minutes for it to be fully cooked. Drain on a paper towel.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:16:14 [Preview] No.215828 del
>>215827
You will be the communal breaky chef.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:17:17 [Preview] No.215829 del
My hard client is having her last shift.
She started crying a bit just before when I was talking to her.
I fucking hate this shit.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:19:33 [Preview] No.215830 del
>>215829
You do a lot of good for those mongs. Be pleased to know that you are making a difference.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:21:32 [Preview] No.215831 del
>>215830
I need to stop giving a fuck.
It wears me out.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:22:31 [Preview] No.215832 del
The first three episodes of Season 2 of The Boys are out. I am about to watch them but I can't remember how Season 1 ended. I can't be bothered watching Season 1 again. Hopefully they explain things or my memory gets jogged.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:22:49 [Preview] No.215833 del
wrote a letter to the police expiation notice branch


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:22:55 [Preview] No.215834 del
>>215831
>It wears me out.
Creates more work.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:23:11 [Preview] No.215835 del
>>215831
You need to stop taking on everyone else's pain. You have enough of your own.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:26:32 [Preview] No.215836 del
>>215832
This is why I prefer watching series after its all done.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:26:49 [Preview] No.215837 del
Woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. Had a nap from around 11am to 1pm.
I'm normally well disciplined with my sleep but I think I am sick.
I have a case of the shits and a bit of a headache.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:27:24 [Preview] No.215839 del
>>215833
Regarding the need for speed?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:27:29 [Preview] No.215840 del
>>215837
How many poos are you up to?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:27:53 [Preview] No.215841 del
>>215832
Most series on streaming services do, unless the people editing the clip remove that part.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:27:53 [Preview] No.215842 del
>>215836
Then you miss out on the hot memes and discussions, and are also at greater risk of being spoiled before you watch.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:28:58 [Preview] No.215843 del
>>215840
7 or 8 yesterday, only 4 today.
I'm fasting today though. I seem to have run out of poo.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:30:13 [Preview] No.215845 del
>>215842
This is true but I don't really like /tv/ tier update meme shit.
I'm glad I waited til game of thrones ended before watching it, even with all the spoilers I saw, I forgot most of them while watching.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:30:48 [Preview] No.215846 del
>>215843
That's a lot of poos.
You need to get a colonoscopy.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:31:07 [Preview] No.215847 del
120 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:31:22 [Preview] No.215848 del
119 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:33:07 [Preview] No.215849 del
>>215846
My anus feels much better today. I could feel it burning a little yesterday each time I did a fart.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:38:00 [Preview] No.215850 del
weber booked a colonoscopy and waddled briskley out of the room with their camera after they inserted it once


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:38:30 [Preview] No.215851 del
>>215850
Snorkel: Origins


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:39:01 [Preview] No.215852 del
Weber slapped my arse and said he would "breed me" once.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:40:11 [Preview] No.215853 del
Weber used his knowledge of computers to cause a small amount of mischief in high-school once.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:42:02 [Preview] No.215856 del
>>215855
Very nice.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:44:39 [Preview] No.215857 del
I am just putting the finishing touches on an assignment before I make the final submission.
I am looking forward to having the rest of the day off after this.
Might get some goon and watch a movie.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:50:15 [Preview] No.215858 del
>>215857
Sounds like a lovely plan. Enjoy the rest of the day off, I may be soon as I have a bit of research I want to do for today then take the rest of the day.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:52:24 [Preview] No.215859 del
The cock is heavy.
98 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:56:15 [Preview] No.215860 del
>>215832
>The Boys
Sounds like something nuro would enjoy


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:58:55 [Preview] No.215861 del
>>215860
It is an anti-hero superhero series. The title is strange that it does subtract from the series. It is good to watch though.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 04:59:15 [Preview] No.215862 del
>>215859
>The cock is heavy.
What a profound statement.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:02:51 [Preview] No.215863 del
>>215826
Poaching eggs is pretty hard, it's something I only got the hang of only after much practice and many substandard results.
>>215827
I've never tried this, maybe it works, I might give it a go next time.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:04:24 [Preview] No.215864 del
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>>215857
Hope your assignment goes well.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:04:26 [Preview] No.215865 del
>>215863
How do you poach?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:05:47 [Preview] No.215866 del
>>215865
be vewwy vewwy qwiet


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:06:34 [Preview] No.215867 del
Anyone want to fight?


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:08:05 [Preview] No.215869 del
One wage provided microwaved Coles brand meat pie going down the hatch


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:08:52 [Preview] No.215870 del
>>215868
Okay, just be safe and don't get too hurt.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:08:58 [Preview] No.215871 del
>>215866
Exceptionally well bantered


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:10:08 [Preview] No.215872 del
80 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:11:06 [Preview] No.215873 del
Thinking about boobies.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:11:47 [Preview] No.215874 del
>>215869
Sauce?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:12:16 [Preview] No.215875 del
>>215873
blue-footed I hope


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:12:31 [Preview] No.215876 del
>>215863
>maybe
>might
Nah don't worry, just continue being a failure...


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:12:47 [Preview] No.215877 del
A good pie requires no sauce. A pie that requires sauce doesn't deserve to be a pie.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:12:52 [Preview] No.215878 del
>>215874
The wage does not provide such luxuries.
I put pepper on it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:12:59 [Preview] No.215879 del
>>215869
You need to contact the union to campaign for a better brand of pies.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:13:16 [Preview] No.215880 del
>>215866
Well bantered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:14:22 [Preview] No.215881 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:14:46 [Preview] No.215882 del
>>215879
If I complain, they may take them away all together.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:15:00 [Preview] No.215883 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:15:28 [Preview] No.215884 del
>>215881
Bantered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:15:52 [Preview] No.215885 del
>>215883
bareley legal jailbait


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:16:12 [Preview] No.215886 del
>>215883
Prime Unna


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:16:18 [Preview] No.215887 del
>>215877
what if i like sauce?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:16:28 [Preview] No.215888 del
>>215882
that's what the want you to think, but with the power of collective bagaining, you can have gold plated pies


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:16:34 [Preview] No.215889 del
>>215883
Attractive thanks to her white genes.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:19:06 [Preview] No.215890 del
>>215889
And stylish thanks to her denim ones.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:20:00 [Preview] No.215891 del
weber knows where she lives and what her poo schedule is like


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:20:55 [Preview] No.215892 del
Free Subaru recall has cost me $500 so far. And they need to keep my car until at least mid next week.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:22:07 [Preview] No.215894 del
>>215892
why didn't you just tell them to action the recall and nothing else?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:22:36 [Preview] No.215895 del
>>215893
Doxxing NEETs is a bannable offence


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:23:01 [Preview] No.215896 del
>>215892
You can tell them not to do the extra work on the car and that it is only for the recall. They cannot make you do the repairs/repairs.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:23:28 [Preview] No.215897 del
>>215896
>repairs/repairs
*repairs/service


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:26:11 [Preview] No.215898 del
>>215894
Because the recall is for a faulty fuel pump harness. They did that but when taking the pump out, they found that it had been put in upside down and that it had a crack in it. I also asked for a service while it was in, that cost $230, now the new pump will cost about the same.
I have their loan car and I'm holding it as collateral. He didn't sound happy when I said that I didn't have a spare car.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:27:39 [Preview] No.215899 del
>>215898
Take it for a hoon


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:27:59 [Preview] No.215900 del
>>215898
Do a burnout in it


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:30:28 [Preview] No.215901 del
>>215898
give it a wash and detail


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:32:35 [Preview] No.215902 del
>>215697
Great! Thank you!

Nothing yet.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:44:15 [Preview] No.215903 del
Being a mechanic must be hard on your body sometimes, No wonder they are grumpy.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:45:23 [Preview] No.215904 del
i want to massage shire's muscular body at the end of a hard day's wrenching


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:50:27 [Preview] No.215905 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:50:51 [Preview] No.215906 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:56:42 [Preview] No.215907 del
I was a CIA operative working in Afghanistan during the 80s once.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:57:53 [Preview] No.215908 del
>>215905
>>215906
Well reply bantered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 05:59:25 [Preview] No.215909 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:03:16 [Preview] No.215910 del
Groceries, beer and magical cannabis has been acquired.
I am beginning todays degeneracy with a green top long neck.

I have been roleplaying as a Khmer Rouge intelligence operative throughout the day as means to make it through the hangover.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:04:44 [Preview] No.215911 del
>>215910
>I have been roleplaying as a Khmer Rouge intelligence operative


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:07:16 [Preview] No.215912 del
having a stout and reflecting


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:07:27 [Preview] No.215913 del
Still cut off from cenno.
Making soup today, one pot of chicken and corn with the nice meat, and one Chinese mala stock from the carcass.
Kimchi not bubbling, growing concern I may have done it wrong.

Black beans currently re-hydrating for Mexican tonight


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:10:14 [Preview] No.215914 del
>>215913
>Kimchi not bubbling
I almost bought a Wombok cabbage this morn. Decided against as I have a jar of store-bought kimchi.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:11:48 [Preview] No.215915 del
The cock is so heavy.
18 minutes to go.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:13:15 [Preview] No.215916 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:16:33 [Preview] No.215917 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:16:53 [Preview] No.215918 del
>>215910
Take the magical herb and turn it in to a reality.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:18:00 [Preview] No.215919 del
>>215917
You're a lucky NEET


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:18:56 [Preview] No.215920 del
Going out for a succulent Chinese meal with the Monaro tonight


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:19:21 [Preview] No.215921 del
This place has been dead the last week. It's either time for a new board or chan...


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:20:00 [Preview] No.215922 del
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>A pile of manure has been dumped outside the Sydney headquarters of News Corp


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:21:21 [Preview] No.215923 del
>>215921
You first.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:21:54 [Preview] No.215924 del
>>215917
Well bantered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:22:48 [Preview] No.215925 del
>>215922
My old ute and Webby in the background.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:23:49 [Preview] No.215926 del
>>215925
are you saying webby is a pile of manure?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:24:02 [Preview] No.215927 del
Heavy heavy cock.
6 minutes to go


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:24:40 [Preview] No.215928 del
>>215914
When you add the daikon and carrot and all the other ingredient you end up with a lot of kimchi.

Mine is kind of boring, but I've decided the final product doesn't have to be very good to justify making kimchi


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:24:53 [Preview] No.215929 del
Time for another wank I reckon


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:26:42 [Preview] No.215930 del
>>215928
>daikon
what is this?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:31:23 [Preview] No.215931 del
>>215921
I have to agree, its almost peak posting time on a Friday arvo and I feel lonely refreshing the page.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:39:29 [Preview] No.215932 del
>>215913
>Still cut off from cenno.
Did you find out why?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:39:57 [Preview] No.215933 del
>>215916
Straight to the arse


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:40:45 [Preview] No.215934 del
>>215922
Based.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:41:02 [Preview] No.215935 del
>>215917
Stay humble NEET.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:42:38 [Preview] No.215936 del
What is the remedy for a heavy cock?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:44:24 [Preview] No.215937 del
>>215935
I am. Today it's me, tomorrow it's some other NOOT.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:46:00 [Preview] No.215938 del
>>215926
I believe he is referring to the gentleman in the background.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:49:02 [Preview] No.215939 del
>>215916
>justin
true neet name


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:50:33 [Preview] No.215940 del
I have had it up to my chinny chin chin with this gay lockdown shit.
I am a free Australian man and my right to visit a pub should not be infringed.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:50:57 [Preview] No.215941 del
>>215930
Korean radish.
Looks likda like an elongated turnip.
They are often boiled in soup, but in SEA and white people's houses they are used in salads.
They keep really well in the fridge and are super cheap compared to regular radish, so I use them in a lot of western food as well.
I'd get a photo but google and their fucking webp


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:51:58 [Preview] No.215942 del
>>215932
I really don't know, and there seems like no avenue of resolving this.
I'm beginning to understand why people just go there and yell at them in person


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:52:37 [Preview] No.215943 del
>>215942
>I really don't know, and there seems like no avenue of resolving this.
Ring them, they don't respond to letters...


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 06:55:51 [Preview] No.215944 del
>>215940
>my right to visit a pub
Don't think you can escape my grip that easily.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:00:16 [Preview] No.215945 del
>>215943
calling the robot.
I tried with the complaints form but it's been a few days


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:01:54 [Preview] No.215946 del
>>215945
Call the complaints line, have you got any messages in MyGov about them cutting your payment.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:03:17 [Preview] No.215947 del
>>215945
>I tried with the complaints form


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:05:10 [Preview] No.215948 del
Gave it a bit of a hoon on the way home.
It's got a bunch on fandangled bells and whistles.
Lots of lights and noises go off when you are in it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:07:53 [Preview] No.215949 del
>>215948
>Gave it a bit of a hoon on the way home.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:09:27 [Preview] No.215950 del
>>215949
ArtNEET is sorely missed.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:09:54 [Preview] No.215951 del
>>215948
post a video of you doing a burnout
put some oil down first


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:11:26 [Preview] No.215952 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:13:40 [Preview] No.215954 del
>>215945
Worse than a robot, it was Pajeet.
She said they don't have my address or phone number on record and hung up on me
>>215946
No messages or tasks, I don't get it.
>>215947
There was no help section or other means of contacting them


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:18:26 [Preview] No.215955 del
>>215954
Tried again, but it's after 5 and they have all clocked off.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:20:20 [Preview] No.215956 del
>>215955
It's 4:50.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:21:49 [Preview] No.215957 del
>>215954
They intentionally make it difficult.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:22:53 [Preview] No.215958 del
>>215956
NEET is taking into account wait time.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:23:20 [Preview] No.215959 del
Weber's hoodie.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.215960 del
>>215959
where's the fucking pic


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:35:39 [Preview] No.215961 del
A cock and anus nightmare.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:37:23 [Preview] No.215962 del
>>215956
>Australia being one time zone
>>215957
I'm starting to get that feeling.
It seems like they are trying to force a unilateral process, where they have to initiate everything and you have to react.
For instance there is no eligibility checking tool, there is also no help feature.

It seems apparent that there is no consistency with how they deal with people- so someone is getting fucked


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:44:40 [Preview] No.215963 del
The Cock, the Arse and the Balls


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:45:01 [Preview] No.215964 del
>>215962
I've been lucky in that while my experiences with Centerlink have been tiring, it's never been terrible like I've heard from a lot of people.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:50:04 [Preview] No.215965 del
>>215962
>they have to initiate everything and you have to react
Like light banter about the time.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.215966 del
>>215960
i'll post a picture after
having a succulent chinese meal now


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:06:58 [Preview] No.215967 del
>Customs destroy a $26,000 YSL alligator skin bag after a woman failed to buy a $70 permit to bring it into Australia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8696695/Customs-destroy-26-000-alligator-skin-bag-woman-failed-buy-70-permit-Australia.html


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:09:12 [Preview] No.215968 del
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Any of you NEETs ever seen one of these before? The sausage roll in a roll? Apparently they go quite well with a squirt of tomato sauce.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.215969 del
>moment customer drenches Menulog delivery driver with a garden hose because his order 'arrived late' - then posts the footage on Facebook
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8694557/Customer-turns-garden-hose-Menulog-food-delivery-driver-order-arrived-late.html


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:10:01 [Preview] No.215970 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.215971 del
>>215968
The kiwi guy I used to work with would put a meat pie in bread for some reason.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:13:58 [Preview] No.215972 del
>>215971
On reddit they are saying the sausage roll in a roll and meat pie in a hamburger bun were the hot items at their school tuck shops/canteens.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:14:42 [Preview] No.215973 del
>>215972
I could almost see the sausage roll working.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:16:08 [Preview] No.215974 del
>>215971
Yeah we used to do that with a bread roll


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:17:28 [Preview] No.215975 del
>>215969
Disgusting
The creeping authoritarianism in this country is becoming all too apparent.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:18:30 [Preview] No.215976 del
>>215968
No thanks.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:18:53 [Preview] No.215977 del
>>215964
My experience was just that they were poor administrators and the system wasn't designed for practical outcomes.
They have always been nice, but too frequently they can't do their job.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:30:03 [Preview] No.215978 del
>>215968
Looks dry.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:38:54 [Preview] No.215979 del
Smoked a joint


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:40:39 [Preview] No.215980 del
(1.38 MB 3024x4032 hoodie.jpg)


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:43:09 [Preview] No.215981 del
>>215980
Nice hoodie neet


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:43:50 [Preview] No.215982 del
also the honourary aryan wants to have a drink some time


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:44:06 [Preview] No.215983 del
>>215981
Thank you.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:45:25 [Preview] No.215984 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:45:50 [Preview] No.215985 del
Where is Neuro?
I am having a NEET PARTY and no one is here to join me

Beer #4


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:47:02 [Preview] No.215986 del
>>215982
Noice.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:48:19 [Preview] No.215987 del
>>215985
The Hungarian kidnapped him


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.215988 del
just noticed my fly is half undone in that picture


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:49:48 [Preview] No.215989 del
>>215980
Take your shirt off bro
lets have a look at ya


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:50:23 [Preview] No.215990 del
>>215988
And yet no close up pic.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:51:13 [Preview] No.215991 del
>>215989
Yeah, we want neet boobs


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:57:01 [Preview] No.215992 del
Gonna get the bong ready
Goin to space tonight bros


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:57:29 [Preview] No.215993 del
>>215991
>Yeah, we want neet boobs
you really don't


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 08:59:50 [Preview] No.215995 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:06:44 [Preview] No.215997 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:09:58 [Preview] No.215998 del
Time to get well NEETs

Love you cunts


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:14:01 [Preview] No.215999 del
>>215998
party on


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:17:11 [Preview] No.216000 del
going to wathc a moofie
night all


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:18:42 [Preview] No.216002 del
>>216000
Enjoy wathcing your moofie m8.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:20:45 [Preview] No.216003 del
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>>215999
Hello good Sir


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:25:55 [Preview] No.216004 del
Hmmm, never come across this before, you can pan around the video just left click and move

https://youtu.be/DhC780htXOc?list=PLhFttjRVS7WhRMQTpHvGcRVUDL-VqnlMS


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:30:33 [Preview] No.216005 del
My beer belly genuinely looks like 6 months of pregnancy
Really gotta get the runners out


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:32:23 [Preview] No.216006 del
>>216005
I'll rub some Cetaphil on your belly if you want.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:36:30 [Preview] No.216007 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:49:21 [Preview] No.216008 del
>>215865
I bring the water to a boil, turn down the heat and leave it for a little while to kind of simmer and then tip in some vinegar before putting the eggs in and removing them from the pot after 2 minutes.
>>215876
There is no need to be so narky.
>>215922
Based, although the greenie group that did that are a bunch of clowns.
>>215944
Ah, January of 2018...
>>21598
Becoming quite the exec m8.
>>215984
Nice OC,
>>215985
Getting cuddled by boongs in the Brisbane drunk tank.
Video NEETs, what's some good video software that I can overlay music over video or images for free or for a cheap price?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:57:35 [Preview] No.216009 del
>>215987
>>216008
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 09:59:57 [Preview] No.216010 del
>>215975
It is. Your comment got me thinking more than the article. It is true especially given a CUB did it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:01:05 [Preview] No.216011 del
>>216009
I'll allow it


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:01:11 [Preview] No.216012 del
>>215980
Very nice.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.216013 del
>>216009
Wot?, catch you lot tomorrow without the narky neet.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:03:33 [Preview] No.216014 del
>>215980
This image brought a smile to my face. Thank (You).


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:05:03 [Preview] No.216015 del
>>216011
No banter at Nuro's expense.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:06:30 [Preview] No.216016 del
>>216015
Nuro's greed is starving this place of any and all banter. Is he insatiable?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:09:58 [Preview] No.216017 del
>>216016
I heard inside a stall he cannot be questioned.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:10:23 [Preview] No.216018 del
what are you blokes up to?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:10:39 [Preview] No.216019 del
Back from my succulent chinese meal.
Monaro had beef ramin, I had seafood. Had a bunch of muscles in it.
They were alright but the soup wasn't as good as usual.
All the sushi was good though.
Then went for a hoon through the hills, was a bit sketchy tbh.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:11:12 [Preview] No.216020 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:12:20 [Preview] No.216021 del
>>215980
Oh. Oh my.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:13:07 [Preview] No.216022 del
>>215982
OH MY!!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:14:45 [Preview] No.216023 del
>>216018
Watching videos of white people speaking fluent thai/viet/chinese etc.
It really makes me want to learn another language. I miss speaking the little snippets I learnt to people throughout my pre-covid travels.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:17:10 [Preview] No.216024 del
>>216023
What language would you choose to learn?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:17:36 [Preview] No.216025 del
>>216024
Kaurna


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:19:41 [Preview] No.216026 del
>>216018
shopping for a vps


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:26:48 [Preview] No.216027 del
As discussed please find below items we have picked up that require attention from your service.

Pollen filter dirty - $129

Timing belt, tensioner and idler pullies replacement - $1280

Head gaskets leaking - $4300

Rear lateral arms rusted and bushes worn

Rear upper control arm bushes splitting - $620

Front lower control arm bushes splitting - $475

Front and rear brake rotors very rusted - $865

All tyres require replacement - $895 replaced including wheel alignment

Front sway bar rusted and bushes worn - $785

LHF inner CV boot small clamp leaking - $55

Spark plugs require replacement and tube seals leaking oil - $820

Rear brake backing plates rusted - $765

All exhaust heat shields rusted under vehicle



Please give me a call if you have any questions.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:28:20 [Preview] No.216028 del
>>216027
11 grand for how many kms on the clock?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:29:18 [Preview] No.216029 del
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Helloo Neets i am home. i was fucked after work then crashed an art installation n party. Got to drink and talk shit and meet a few local cool people who all knew LISTER. All exodus from Brisbane. Based


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:29:29 [Preview] No.216030 del
>>216028
160
I bought it for 7.5
I'm not going to get any of it done, fucking merchants


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:29:55 [Preview] No.216031 del
>>216027
Strewth.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:30:31 [Preview] No.216032 del
>>216029
>an art installation n party
Is that code for a glass toilet block?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:30:37 [Preview] No.216033 del
>>216030
Did you have it inspected before you bought it?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:31:10 [Preview] No.216034 del
>>216033
You sound like my mechanic.
No, I took the blokes word for it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:31:23 [Preview] No.216035 del
>>216029
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:31:39 [Preview] No.216036 del
>>216029
welcome home


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:31:49 [Preview] No.216037 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:32:18 [Preview] No.216038 del
>>216029
Well done Nuro. You are becoming one of the people it is going to be cool to be seen with in your area. A based new addition to the social scene.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:33:50 [Preview] No.216039 del
>>216034
>I took the blokes word for it.
You can't do that. The world is rotten to the core.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:34:16 [Preview] No.216040 del
>>216027
That's straight fucked.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:34:22 [Preview] No.216041 del
>>216034
Sounds like some of the work is probably for the major service, so get your mechanic to give you a quote when you get the car back.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:34:54 [Preview] No.216042 del
>>216029
pouch baccy and a zippo
fucking based


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:40:15 [Preview] No.216043 del
>>216030
>160
It must have been treated pretty rough to have accumulated so much wear. And so much rust. It must have been parked in a harsh environment.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:41:13 [Preview] No.216044 del
>>216027
This can't be real


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:42:26 [Preview] No.216045 del
>>216043
Both this guy and my mechanic said it seemed like salt water.
Either got bogged in the sand and the tide came in, or might've been one of the cars that came down from qld after the floods there


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:43:06 [Preview] No.216046 del
I'm thinking that some mixture of lentils and chicken liver could make for a very cheap but quite nutritious and tasty filling for pasties and pies.
Any suggestions as to what I could start with? I was thinking of basically making a dahl but throwing in some fried chicken liver and just tweaking it from there.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:43:12 [Preview] No.216047 del
>>216044
It is.
I don't get it either.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:43:41 [Preview] No.216048 del
Might make pancakes tomorrow.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:43:51 [Preview] No.216049 del
>>216046
Corn. To clean the colon.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:44:07 [Preview] No.216050 del
>>216048
Cauliflower?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.216051 del
>>216034
Do you reckon the guy who sold it to you knew just how fucked it was?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.216052 del
>>216051
I've still got his number and I talked to him a couple months after getting it.
I don't know, he said he was selling it for his daughter.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:55:45 [Preview] No.216053 del
>>216032
>an art installation n party
>Is that code for a glass toilet block?
Nah, it's code for wild homosexual orgy.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:56:34 [Preview] No.216054 del
Boiled:

6 c of water (as needed)
1/2 c black beans
3 c green lentils
1 c red lentils
1 tin coconut cream
3/4 c frozen peas

Fried:

500g chicken liver
2 diced carrots
2 brown onions

How does this sound? Nothing in there to flavour it yet.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:56:56 [Preview] No.216055 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 10:58:14 [Preview] No.216056 del
Is there anything you can buy at the supermarket that's like the chicken in a kfc burger?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:02:30 [Preview] No.216057 del
Might have an early night.
Good night friends.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:03:31 [Preview] No.216058 del
>>216057
Sweet dreams.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:03:40 [Preview] No.216059 del
>>216053
Let's hope it's straight to the arse.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:03:40 [Preview] No.216060 del
>>216056
You can get some half decent chicken schnitties


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:04:02 [Preview] No.216061 del
>>216057
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:05:23 [Preview] No.216062 del
>>216060
None of the ones I've seen are anywhere as thick and as juicy as the kfc ones.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:05:38 [Preview] No.216063 del
>>216057
Have a safe wank.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:05:59 [Preview] No.216064 del
NEET PARTY


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:09:15 [Preview] No.216065 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:12:09 [Preview] No.216066 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and right but be safe.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:14:04 [Preview] No.216067 del
>>216066
night Good.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:14:57 [Preview] No.216068 del
I miss George W. Bush's era.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:16:27 [Preview] No.216069 del
Chicken crimpy's for dinner.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:16:37 [Preview] No.216070 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:17:25 [Preview] No.216071 del
>>216068
I miss the early 2000s, but not bush


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:18:08 [Preview] No.216072 del
>>216071
I guess the 70s were a rough time for you then.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:19:16 [Preview] No.216073 del
>>216030
There’s a good chance the head gasket thing is bullshit. A Holden dealer tried that shit with me.
De-rusting stuff and replacing bushings can ge done at home if you have the time and inclination (and jacks, stands, tools, etc)
Shit like filters and bushings can be bought on eBay.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:20:18 [Preview] No.216074 del
>>216072
decently well bantered


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:21:08 [Preview] No.216075 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:21:16 [Preview] No.216076 del
>>216073
Head gaskets don't exist.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:21:40 [Preview] No.216077 del
>>216074
Good for you.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:23:54 [Preview] No.216078 del
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welcome to ausneets
no fun allowed


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:24:23 [Preview] No.216079 del
>>216057
Good night my friend.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:27:31 [Preview] No.216080 del
>>216069
what's for desert?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:27:52 [Preview] No.216081 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:28:21 [Preview] No.216082 del
>>216080
Muesli bar. It's like I'm in school again.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:31:16 [Preview] No.216083 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:33:20 [Preview] No.216084 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:35:48 [Preview] No.216085 del
>>216084
What meat is that?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.216086 del
>>216084
There's less in my fridge

Carrots
Brocolli
Beer
Milk
Thats it


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:37:20 [Preview] No.216087 del
bacon


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:38:41 [Preview] No.216088 del
>>216086
get some butter n eggs


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:39:17 [Preview] No.216089 del
I've got 6 boxes of muesli bars in my cupboard. Apricot and forest fruit flavours.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:42:32 [Preview] No.216090 del
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>>216089
>6 BOXES OF MUESLI BARS


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:43:25 [Preview] No.216091 del
>>216089
Apricot is best muesli bar. Forest fruits is too sweet.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:43:46 [Preview] No.216092 del
have you ever binged?
what's it like coming out the other end?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:47:20 [Preview] No.216093 del
>>216092
I binged a few hours ago. It feels disgusting at the end. Nauseous and bloated. It's never worth it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:57:14 [Preview] No.216094 del
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You guys got much planned for the weekend?


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 11:59:15 [Preview] No.216096 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:02:45 [Preview] No.216097 del
Cock and anus nightmares.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:03:38 [Preview] No.216098 del
sat on toilet so long my right leg was numb when i stood up


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:04:19 [Preview] No.216099 del
>>216094
Getting my shit together this weekend


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:04:58 [Preview] No.216100 del
>>216090
One bar a day, it's my dessert.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:05:19 [Preview] No.216101 del
>>216098
Sounds like you were sitting on your leg, not the toilet.

Food for thought.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:07:45 [Preview] No.216102 del
>>216100
tremendous. Good luck mate.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:08:17 [Preview] No.216103 del
>>216100
But which flavour is the best?
>>216101
Yeah probably on my phone a bit too much.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:09:16 [Preview] No.216104 del
>>216099
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:10:59 [Preview] No.216105 del
>>216103
I like both of them, hence why I bought a bunch when they were on sale.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:32:26 [Preview] No.216106 del
Besides secondhand methods, is there a site any fitNEETs here use to get exercise equipment?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:33:58 [Preview] No.216107 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:34:33 [Preview] No.216108 del
>>216107
Goodnight


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:36:02 [Preview] No.216109 del
>>216107
Good night.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:36:11 [Preview] No.216110 del
>>216106
I bought from gymdirect.com.au but they are not cheap.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:36:29 [Preview] No.216111 del
>>216107
Gook night.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 12:38:12 [Preview] No.216112 del
>>216110
Yeah, that's the first site that showed up and I'm checking it out now. The prices are really busting my balls, but I suppose long-term it will be cheaper than the health complications I'll have in the future. Thanks mate.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:05:15 [Preview] No.216113 del
Anyone ITT?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:06:22 [Preview] No.216114 del
The beers are hitting the spot.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:08:34 [Preview] No.216115 del
>>216113
We're all in the secret channel, didn't you get an invite?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:13:15 [Preview] No.216116 del
>>216115
Nah I've been left out.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:31:07 [Preview] No.216117 del
>>216106
I bought this set back in March when all the gyms where closing due to the chinky flu, not cheap though.
https://www.rebelsport.com.au/p/celsius-50kg-coloured-vinyl-weight-set-578238.html?cgid=REB071303#start=20


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 13:37:55 [Preview] No.216118 del
>>216117
Not in stock at my store, but I'll keep an eye out on them. Thanks. I got my new shoes from there a couple of days ago.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 14:16:40 [Preview] No.216119 del
Another lonely night.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 14:23:09 [Preview] No.216120 del
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put some springys and dim sims in the air fryer bros


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 14:27:38 [Preview] No.216121 del
A cock and anus nightmare.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 14:30:06 [Preview] No.216122 del
>>216121
what does that involve?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 14:51:06 [Preview] No.216123 del
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>tfw six beers left


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:35:20 [Preview] No.216124 del
I pissed so hard I shot a hole through the moon. Dirty bitch liked it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:43:41 [Preview] No.216125 del
>>216029
literally every fucking picture you post is a creepshot
every single picture it looks like the people in it want you to fuck off
if you were actually socialising you wouldn't be busy taking photos
your life is sham. contain yourself to facebook and fuck off from here


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:43:42 [Preview] No.216126 del
heated the soup this time


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:48:10 [Preview] No.216127 del
>>216126
What soup?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:56:37 [Preview] No.216128 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 15:57:36 [Preview] No.216129 del
>>216128
Big 'n chunky soup for my big 'n chunky boy.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 16:00:10 [Preview] No.216130 del
>>216129
(❁´◡`❁)


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 16:20:11 [Preview] No.216131 del
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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 16:34:55 [Preview] No.216132 del
>>216131
thank you


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 16:45:26 [Preview] No.216133 del
im off to bed
goodnight n33ts


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 16:45:51 [Preview] No.216134 del
>>216133
sweet dreams


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 17:31:49 [Preview] No.216135 del
A cock and anus nightmare.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:06:46 [Preview] No.216136 del
Real neet good morning hours


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:33:14 [Preview] No.216137 del
>>216125
Nuro wants to be the biggest fish in the small pond. As a failed normie, who's had the nice jobs, who's had the gf and who was probably up until well into his twenties perfectly on track to live a totally normie-tier lifestyle with a wife, kids and six-figure salary if he didn't decide to throw it away for whatever reason, he comes across across this board, ostensibly a place for unemployed losers who have never felt the touch of a woman and don't leave their houses, and decides that this is the place to be, to show all these unwashed slobs who's boss, to show them how amazing he is and how they're all just dirt. Finally he can be the one doing the looking down upon instead of the one getting looked down upon and oh, what an exhilarating it is, to get those little dopamine hits from playing Mr. Big Man online for a day. This little bit of grandstanding, along with the booze and the pills is what he uses to distract himself from the fact that while he rides around on his bike all day and LARPs on an anonymous message board, his mates that are the same age as him are all getting married, are having kids, are getting payrises and promotions. This fact probably kills him inside, so he distracts himself by acting cool on here and getting snarky when anyone tries to bring him down to earth. Some of you might feel compelled to right an impassioned defence of your precious Nuro, but you should know the truth and the truth is that Nuro thinks you're dirt.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:55:14 [Preview] No.216138 del
>>216137
well analysed


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:57:09 [Preview] No.216139 del
>>216137
>Nuro thinks you're dirt
Because he's based.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:57:46 [Preview] No.216140 del
>>216137
You're wrong! Deep down Nuro really loves us, the beatings are just his way of showing that he really cares. Spoiler nobody here actually gives a shit what nuro thinks of us - he's not anyone's friend - we just find his public toilet drug escapades delightful. You're the only one who cares enough to judge him 10k.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 18:59:29 [Preview] No.216141 del
>>216140
>10k
That's actually NoFun... or Monaro... or... I don't know who else.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:00:30 [Preview] No.216142 del
Blueberries and coffee for first breakky.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:01:41 [Preview] No.216143 del
>>216142
major cleanout


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:02:05 [Preview] No.216144 del
>>216143
Expanding bunghole soon.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:49:46 [Preview] No.216145 del
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Good Morning Neets

off for a ride to the beach to catch the sunrise


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:50:47 [Preview] No.216146 del
>>216145
fuckoff


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 19:58:42 [Preview] No.216147 del
>>216145
Based!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:21:01 [Preview] No.216148 del
morving al;


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:27:39 [Preview] No.216149 del
>>216148
Morning. Are you being taxed this morning?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:31:33 [Preview] No.216150 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:31:54 [Preview] No.216151 del
>>216145
based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:38:19 [Preview] No.216152 del
>>216131
Imagine the reaction from women when he tried to serenade them with similar tunes.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 20:58:36 [Preview] No.216153 del
>>216149
No, just having finger troubles.
Had a wet shave.
About to do the shopping.
Then my lawn is getting mowed.
Then I'm going out for the afternoon.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:02:16 [Preview] No.216154 del
>>216153
Sounds like a productive day, I wish you the best.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:03:46 [Preview] No.216155 del
>>216154
Thank you, Sir. I wish you the best also.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:26:55 [Preview] No.216157 del
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>>216146
salty biatch

>>216147
incredibly accurrate

>>216150
g'morn

>>216151
indeedidly doodly :)


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:28:28 [Preview] No.216158 del
>>216156
That's a nice Pepe.
>>216157
So much based in one picture, how do you do it?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:29:04 [Preview] No.216159 del
>>216157
so very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very BASED!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:29:27 [Preview] No.216160 del
>>216157
so fucking based


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:29:44 [Preview] No.216161 del
>>216157
quite based there mate


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:30:02 [Preview] No.216162 del
>>216157
and so the BASED begins ...


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:30:27 [Preview] No.216163 del
>>216157
yeah i'm thinking this is BASED
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:30:45 [Preview] No.216164 del
>>216157
i love you nuro
keep making my day


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:31:10 [Preview] No.216165 del


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:31:40 [Preview] No.216166 del
>>216157
nice pic
i think i'm gonna cum


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:32:20 [Preview] No.216167 del
>>216157
very vert cool
and BASED


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:32:50 [Preview] No.216168 del
>>216157
morning nuro
nice sunset!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:33:01 [Preview] No.216169 del
>>216073
Apparently head gaskets fucking up on them is pretty common.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:34:18 [Preview] No.216171 del
>>216084
Fridge photos tell you so much about the NEET.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:34:45 [Preview] No.216172 del
>>216090
What is this text?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:35:57 [Preview] No.216173 del
>>216098
You'll get piles.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:37:18 [Preview] No.216174 del
>>216093
> It's never worth it.
That first half an hour though.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:39:14 [Preview] No.216175 del
>>216170
I think it's great I don't even need to say >>216157 is based because it has been done for me.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:42:17 [Preview] No.216176 del
>>216027
>As discussed please find below items we have picked up that require attention from your service.

>Pollen filter dirty - $129

About right, buy one yourself for $50 and replace it yourself.

>Timing belt, tensioner and idler pullies replacement - $1280

About right, Timing belts are a cunt to change.

>Head gaskets leaking - $4300

About right, get a 2nd opinion though, if you have a leaking headgasket, you'll have a lot of white smoke, also your oil will look like chocolate milk

>Rear lateral arms rusted and bushes worn

>Rear upper control arm bushes splitting - $620

About right

>Front lower control arm bushes splitting - $475

About right

>Front and rear brake rotors very rusted - $865

More like $400

>All tyres require replacement - $895 replaced including wheel alignment

Yeah

>Front sway bar rusted and bushes worn - $785

Seems a little much for a sway bar

>LHF inner CV boot small clamp leaking - $55

No big deal

>Spark plugs require replacement and tube seals leaking oil - $820

Get a 2nd opinion

>Rear brake backing plates rusted - $765

Hmmmmmm

>All exhaust heat shields rusted under vehicle

Whose aren't.

Overall go to another mechanic and get a 2nd opinion


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:42:27 [Preview] No.216177 del
>>216172
I think it is the colour tag.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:46:40 [Preview] No.216178 del
Thick nutsack.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:50:09 [Preview] No.216179 del
The Cock, the Balls and the Arse.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:51:26 [Preview] No.216180 del
>>216179
Time for a back sack and crack wax, delivered by a qt trained in cbt.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:51:40 [Preview] No.216181 del
Without fail, whenever my family got together for stuff like Christmas about a quarter of the women would bring a caramel tart.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:53:00 [Preview] No.216182 del
>>216180
I hope (You) it!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:53:21 [Preview] No.216183 del
>>216137
lol imagine writing all that about Based Nuro.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:54:06 [Preview] No.216185 del
>>216145
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:54:54 [Preview] No.216186 del
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>Tenet is still not out on bittorrent


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:56:16 [Preview] No.216188 del
>>216186
Haha so true. XD


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:57:37 [Preview] No.216190 del
>>216187
Banner text is blurry unfortunately.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:58:18 [Preview] No.216191 del
T I G H T
>Woman who glued her vagina shut as part of bizarre bid to frame her ex-boyfriend for kidnap and abuse is jailed for ten years in Spain
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8697217/Woman-glued-vagina-bizarre-bid-frame-ex-boyfriend-jailed-ten-years.html


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:59:15 [Preview] No.216192 del
>>216189
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 21:59:38 [Preview] No.216193 del
>>216187
Well bannered.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:03:24 [Preview] No.216194 del
>>216176
My regular mechanic said to go to the dealership and see if the timing belt had been done, that's the main reason why I said for them to service it, and because it was in for the recall anyway.
He knows what is worth doing and what isn't, and won't quote me retarded shit that is worth more than the car.
All of those things he has picked up on but only asks if I want the regular jobs (bearings, brakes, filters etc.) done.
Considering this is starting to sound like something I probably won't even be able to sell, I might try and do some of the jobs myself.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:05:28 [Preview] No.216196 del
>>216190
Yeah, the interwebz won't allow such ebin seethz.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:05:44 [Preview] No.216197 del
>>216192
Sup baby


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:07:18 [Preview] No.216198 del
>>216197
Howdy!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:09:09 [Preview] No.216200 del
had another disappointing sausage mcmuffin meal after a six (6) or eight (8) week abstinence


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:10:05 [Preview] No.216201 del
>>216198
AAAWWW YEEEAAHH


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:10:49 [Preview] No.216202 del
>>216200
What was off about it?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:11:37 [Preview] No.216203 del
>>216194
>I might try and do some of the jobs myself.
Do it.
There are a million youtube videos on this stuff. Watch a few on any one topic first, you'll soon learn to pick up on which guys know their stuff and which guys are going to do more harm than good.

Don't take the head off the block though. Modern engine head gasket replacements aren't a DIY job.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:11:47 [Preview] No.216204 del
>>216200
No fast food outlet has mastered the breakky meal.
The closest was HJ's breakky roll but even that wasn't quite right.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:12:14 [Preview] No.216205 del
>>216202
I don't know. The muffin wasn't crispy and the sausage wasn't very tasty and overall it was just disappointing.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:15:47 [Preview] No.216207 del
>>216203
>Modern engine head gasket
I've done that on an old red motor holden when I was in school.
I don't have the strength to do it anyway and I don't want to ask people for help.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:17:00 [Preview] No.216208 del
>>216204
>breakky
>breakky


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:17:25 [Preview] No.216209 del
>>216201
You fell for that counterfeit Howdy!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:17:37 [Preview] No.216210 del
>>216194
> I might try and do some of the jobs myself.

Go for it, just make sure you have some good tools to make it easier.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:17:49 [Preview] No.216211 del
>>216207
Yeah, but modern alloy heads require the mating surfaces to be machined before they can be replaced.
Unless you have a large mill and know what you're doing to mount it level, you're just asking for trouble.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:18:00 [Preview] No.216212 del
>>216208
Breakky? Breakky.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:22:26 [Preview] No.216213 del
>>216211
and besides, do the oil check shire mentioned and optionally a compression test when you're checking the spark plugs, and you'll know if that needs doing or not.
Even if it did need doing, dropping 4.5k on a car worth maybe $5k isn't worth it.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:23:47 [Preview] No.216214 del
Testicular torsion.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:27:35 [Preview] No.216215 del
>>216209
>counterfeit
I don't know what to believe anymore.


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:29:08 [Preview] No.216217 del
>>216215
Only the cock and arse are real.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:29:30 [Preview] No.216218 del
>>216213
Yeah, but is it worth more once you've got all those things fixed?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.216219 del
>>216210
>>216211
>>216213
I'll think about it.
With the spark plugs, I got the better ones that are supposed to last 100k k's and I know that they would be fine because that was like 15k k's ago. That was one of the things that made me think this cunt is rorting me.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:30:28 [Preview] No.216220 del
>>216217
I have not believed in those for some time.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:30:46 [Preview] No.216221 del
PULL THE TRIGGER NIGGER!!!


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:31:27 [Preview] No.216222 del
The cock doesn't exist but the arse does.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:32:20 [Preview] No.216223 del
>>216218
It would be, but only so much more.
I was quoted $4k for a head gasket job on the VE Commodore or $4.5k for another engine to be dropped in. On a car that was maybe worth $10-12k at the time, that wasn't something I would be prepared to do.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:33:39 [Preview] No.216224 del
>>216218
It won't increase the value.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:34:34 [Preview] No.216225 del
>>216219
Well if you have a busted headgasket, the plugs will become fouled with coolant.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:34:46 [Preview] No.216226 del
>>216219
Just pull the plugs one day and inspect the terminals. The plugs themselves can be fine electrically, but tell you what else might be going on in the engine.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:35:36 [Preview] No.216227 del
I busted my headgasket and had to change my pants.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:36:23 [Preview] No.216228 del
>>216227
Big mess?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:47:18 [Preview] No.216229 del
>>216220
You just haven't found the right ones.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:48:43 [Preview] No.216230 del
There's a cock and arse out there for everyone.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:48:58 [Preview] No.216231 del
(9.91 MB 720x720 R04uR2e4cHkC8-y2.mp4)


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:52:55 [Preview] No.216232 del
>>216231
Hearty kek


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:53:37 [Preview] No.216233 del
>>216231
That is how I see Nuro. Could imagine him doing this at a big party with all the beautiful people. Lines of cocaine off the granite benchtops in the public toilets while he takes a break. Women all over him.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:55:02 [Preview] No.216234 del
>>216231
Well, that's a thing.


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:55:16 [Preview] No.216235 del
>>216233
as long as somebody else wired the speakers up


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NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 22:55:28 [Preview] No.216237 del
>>216230
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l9P7LTx4lwA [Embed]


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(557.09 KB 480x480 L9gHOq0WhNq8MUkQ.mp4)


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wet fart


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 23:06:19 [Preview] No.216241 del
>>216240
Big mess?


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 23:10:15 [Preview] No.216242 del
>>216241
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WK0z87WrhGo [Embed]


NEET 09/04/2020 (Fri) 23:12:18 [Preview] No.216243 del
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Pic related is Nixon's view on Poojeetas.