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NEET General #219 - Scheming NEETs Edition NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 07:53:40 [Preview] No. 218354
What plans are you currently concocting to better your life?

OLD: >>217376

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.218360 del
How does he do it?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:15:07 [Preview] No.218362 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:15:09 [Preview] No.218363 del
I put up 3 sticky notes last night about my general plan:

Abstain from alcohol
Start an emergency fund
Organise living space

Remember, its not kanban if you have more than 5 cards in your to-do.

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:21:01 [Preview] No.218397 del
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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:24:24 [Preview] No.218399 del
ethanolstate when?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:26:21 [Preview] No.218400 del
Best of luck. What amount are you looking to have in the emergency fund? I'd think at least 5 grand in case you lost a job or got booted from Cenno for a few months.

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:31:43 [Preview] No.218402 del
thats shit.

-dont be afraid to drink and obtain performance enhancing drugs
-network with old friends with simialr interests
-start businesses
-take advantage of corona bux to move around and work for free
- minimise expendatures ie ride bike dont drive, no GF
- slack off only work when you feel like it
- reward yourself (yous) on an image board

then you will be at least half way there.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:33:35 [Preview] No.218403 del
We need this as a banner.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:36:22 [Preview] No.218404 del
I should get a gold coin from the neet council every time one of my posts inspires a neet gen.

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:39:43 [Preview] No.218406 del
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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.218407 del
My problem isn't creating todo lists - it's doing them.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:42:28 [Preview] No.218408 del
Based and blue blocked.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:43:07 [Preview] No.218409 del
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I say we genocide boong memes, to be replaced with white only memes.

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:01:04 [Preview] No.218414 del
Anyone want to fight?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.218415 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:04:44 [Preview] No.218416 del
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No, I am comfy behind my banana wall.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:05:10 [Preview] No.218417 del
In the wildy above Varrock on world 425.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:10:38 [Preview] No.218418 del
I think I'll aim for 3k and then reasses my financial plan once I reach that.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.218419 del
I think because of covid sony should release the PS5 tomorrow, as a treat for the gamers

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.218420 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:18:04 [Preview] No.218421 del
Yes. And it should be free.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:18:44 [Preview] No.218422 del
My dad works for Sony.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:20:23 [Preview] No.218423 del
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Been looking at this this
Glashutte original Senator Moonphase limited Edition
worth it or not, I'm not really sure.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:20:36 [Preview] No.218424 del
Does he say harrow?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:22:16 [Preview] No.218425 del
How much?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:23:19 [Preview] No.218426 del
only $15k or so?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:23:59 [Preview] No.218427 del
I had an ice cream.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:24:14 [Preview] No.218428 del
To do the to do, or not to do the to do? That is the question.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:29:05 [Preview] No.218429 del
Big ice-cream?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:31:07 [Preview] No.218430 del
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I fucked mine up as usual. Burned seasoning, and the carrots look like geriatric witch fingers. I had the wings and a leg. Flavour in them was nice - nice and lemony - but a bit of the leg was dry so I can just imagine how dry the tits are. I saved all the juices and will attempt a gravy tomorrow.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:32:40 [Preview] No.218431 del
looks good
i like skin done like that

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:33:46 [Preview] No.218432 del
>tfw severely depressed

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:34:16 [Preview] No.218433 del
A reasonable amount to start with.

Only game I'm looking forward too is the next Batman. I'll probably have died of liver failure before GTA6.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:36:06 [Preview] No.218434 del
off to bed

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:37:11 [Preview] No.218436 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:37:48 [Preview] No.218437 del
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I cooked the spaghetti with ketchup. When I first tasted the sauce I thought it was a disaster. It was all vinegary and nasty. But once I had mixed the pasta through it and added the butter it turned out to be very nice. I used cut up chevapcicis as the meat.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:38:35 [Preview] No.218438 del
A delicious banner


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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:39:14 [Preview] No.218440 del
Doesn't look too bad. Good to hear you enjoyed it.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:40:56 [Preview] No.218441 del
That's a shitter.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:40:58 [Preview] No.218442 del
I should've flipped the bird over halfway through.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:02 [Preview] No.218443 del
>tfw drinking

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:11 [Preview] No.218444 del
Looks good, once you do a gravy up it will no longer be dry, so no problem.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:21 [Preview] No.218445 del
That is not too bad. Could be worse. Still edible.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:42:48 [Preview] No.218446 del
Good night amigo

Looks OK, would you make it again?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:02 [Preview] No.218447 del
Were you the WaterDrinkNEET?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:46 [Preview] No.218448 del
Should have bought a jar of sauce.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:57 [Preview] No.218449 del
What works for you isn't going to work for everyone.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:44:33 [Preview] No.218450 del
I wish.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.218451 del
No. I remained pure and also just said I was off to bed.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.218452 del
>would you make it again?
Yes I would make it in place of a standard spag bol, but I have no plans to do so.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:46:12 [Preview] No.218453 del
They had run out you had bought them all to shove up your bum.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:52:11 [Preview] No.218454 del
Wouldn't the sauce have leaked out?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:53:35 [Preview] No.218455 del
A cock and anus nightmare.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:56:04 [Preview] No.218456 del
And a chook from IGA?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:58:30 [Preview] No.218457 del
Made pasta, chicken, bacon and onion.
I don't know if that has a name.
Its decent and I got 3 meals out of maybe half an hour.

Celebrating my hard work with a bong

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:59:07 [Preview] No.218458 del
An anus nightmare and cock.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:59:45 [Preview] No.218459 del
Looks nice feed.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:03:35 [Preview] No.218460 del
Very nice. I like that shape of pasta.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:13:16 [Preview] No.218461 del
LGBTTQQIAAP representativeatelli

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What are you blokes up to?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:17:13 [Preview] No.218463 del
I'm on the PC, reading the gen.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:18:07 [Preview] No.218464 del
Same. Just got a podcast in the backround. few tabs open.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:20:14 [Preview] No.218465 del
lying down, listening to a book. One of the better investments I've made is a cord long enough to go from by pc in one room to my bed in the other.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:21 [Preview] No.218466 del
>a podcast
Which one?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:25 [Preview] No.218467 del
What book are you listening to bro?
Do you feel more or less engaged in novels listening to them compared to reading?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:43 [Preview] No.218468 del
>a book
Which one?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:23:38 [Preview] No.218469 del
Just did the last part of the dishes from the pasta (I did most of it during the cooking) and tidied up.
Chatting to a 40 year old on tinder while watching a data science vlog type video on YouTube TV.
Just sat down to do something productive.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:24:34 [Preview] No.218470 del
>Chatting to a 40 year old on tinder
Making any progress?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:25:24 [Preview] No.218471 del
Hearty Weber ejaculation.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:26:19 [Preview] No.218472 del
Hearty Weber roast

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:27:20 [Preview] No.218473 del
Hearty Weber post.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:28:56 [Preview] No.218474 del
E word. Music podcast. Got a guy from a band on I used to be into ages ago for the tenth anniversary of their last release. He's shedding a lot of light on things. Loving it. The band was pretty enigmatic/mysterious because there was so little info available about them. They just put all their shit online for free, did a handful of shows and then broke up in 2010. Their music blew up in the scene by the time they had all moved on and had zero interest in revisiting it.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.218475 del
I want to fugg the girl in the dairy milk ad bros...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PyI5yZqMSms [Embed]

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:32:47 [Preview] No.218476 del
Straight to the arse?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:33:31 [Preview] No.218477 del
I bet she is bipolar.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:33:36 [Preview] No.218478 del
Yeah wouldn't mind bending over some struggle street slut and rammin her ass for $40 bucks and half a pack of darts

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:10 [Preview] No.218479 del
Meaty Weber wank.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.218480 del
Going to play some computer gaymes.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:51 [Preview] No.218481 del
I didn't sleep much last night, maybe 5 hours.
It affects my concentration and mood all day, makes my body feel cold and gives me shivers of some sort.
When it comes 9oclock or so I feel alright and its like I'm just starting my day.
Shit sucks mates.

Time for a wank though my dick is feeling kind of sore after 2 weeks of pure deviant wankery

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:38:49 [Preview] No.218482 del
>pure deviant wankery
How many per day on average?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:42:11 [Preview] No.218483 del
Probably 3 or 4 on average

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:43:12 [Preview] No.218484 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and right.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:51:13 [Preview] No.218485 del
Those are mid-range numbers.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:54:01 [Preview] No.218486 del
Goodnight RightTightNEET.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:05:15 [Preview] No.218487 del
Is it normal to rewatch porn videos.
There are some I'm still watching probably years later.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:05:50 [Preview] No.218488 del
Looks nice

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:06:02 [Preview] No.218489 del
nah not at all
I always return to my personal classics

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:08:36 [Preview] No.218490 del
Just watched Big Fish, for probably the tenth time.
Such a nice film.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:11:38 [Preview] No.218491 del
I don't think I could watch it. The feels would be too strong for me.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:13:13 [Preview] No.218492 del
The first time I saw it was in the cinema with my grandfather.
I have strong attachment feels with it.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:13:37 [Preview] No.218493 del
Good night friends.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:14:15 [Preview] No.218494 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:19:41 [Preview] No.218495 del
What actually happened to 10k
How did Nuro 'get him banned'

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:22:36 [Preview] No.218496 del
10K used a news article Nuro had posted to try and identify him and posted what he thought was Nuro's real name, photo and place of work. This got him banned.

It then turned out that 10K was unhinged about Nuro to the point of psychosis and it was awkward for all concerned.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:24:25 [Preview] No.218497 del
Oh I remember that, the bike shop photo.

How was 10k inhinged?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:26:12 [Preview] No.218498 del
He kept ranting about how he was going to start a kiwi farms thread on Nuro and shit like that. It was embarrassing.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:53:28 [Preview] No.218499 del
Anyone ITT?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:57:47 [Preview] No.218500 del
Yeah where are you cunts
I come here to cure my loneliness not amplify it

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:00:05 [Preview] No.218501 del
whats' going on bro
how you holding up?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:40:16 [Preview] No.218502 del
Going good.
Getting very organised and feeling a sense of direction.
Time to get to bed early, up n at em again

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:43:12 [Preview] No.218503 del
good shit
have a good snooze

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 14:42:21 [Preview] No.218504 del
>It was embarrassing.
Nah it was based, I wish he did it to be honest.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 16:40:15 [Preview] No.218505 del
No proof all that was done by 10K either.

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 18:30:28 [Preview] No.218507 del
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Good morning darkness my old friend. Will life ever be different?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 18:44:48 [Preview] No.218508 del
Been noticing the bloody poos are back.
Good morning. Life will always be different, we just need to try to take an active role in making it different for our own gain. I'm still trying to take my own advice though.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 19:21:25 [Preview] No.218509 del
have sex

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 19:49:01 [Preview] No.218510 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:09:03 [Preview] No.218511 del
Good morning. Another day, another appointment with Dan.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:17:10 [Preview] No.218512 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:25:13 [Preview] No.218513 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:26:08 [Preview] No.218514 del
No, I found one of my chooks, dead, this morning.
It was next to the rat trap.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.218515 del
Up n at em neeties
Decent sleep and no hangover, feeling great

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pregnancy test doom

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:48:13 [Preview] No.218517 del
You reckon it could've been suicide?

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Good Morning Neets. It appears i have severly strained my right elbow. Limited function. Much pain.

Turbo tennis elbow fuck. Today will be fun. Off to ride to work.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:49:42 [Preview] No.218519 del
that's what the clintons want you to think

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:56:01 [Preview] No.218520 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:56:36 [Preview] No.218521 del
I want to believe it's an od and it was eating the ratsak for fun.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:57:16 [Preview] No.218522 del
Stop getting elbow deep into places you shouldn't be.
Good morning.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:05:52 [Preview] No.218523 del
No i was just going too crusty demon on the EEB. Its 22kg and i have strained myself. Perhaps i need to do some weight training.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:11:10 [Preview] No.218524 del
>40 year old on tinder
A virgin?

A waste of an opportunity on their part.

She looks about 14.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:17:26 [Preview] No.218525 del
Chuck it on the barbie

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:18:22 [Preview] No.218526 del
>Oh I remember that, the bike shop photo.
I posted that, not 10k

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:18:26 [Preview] No.218527 del
The pylon outside is screaming again.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.218528 del
The python outside is screaming again.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:23:17 [Preview] No.218529 del
The pyro outside is screaming again.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:30:26 [Preview] No.218530 del
What is being used for the display?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:32:58 [Preview] No.218531 del
a pregnancy test

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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:59:52 [Preview] No.218533 del
This video would infuriate boomers with all the gardening kit.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:01:15 [Preview] No.218534 del
I am sorry to hear that about your chook.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:02:27 [Preview] No.218535 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:02:28 [Preview] No.218536 del
Feeling fresh, driven, sober and ready for the day.
My balls are chafing against my leg though.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:07:22 [Preview] No.218537 del
>My balls are chafing against my leg though.
Go to Dans, the day is a write-off. Start again next week.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:17:07 [Preview] No.218538 del
Good Morning NEETS

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Good Morning NEET

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:24:52 [Preview] No.218540 del

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:24:56 [Preview] No.218541 del
drinking more water today

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:26:47 [Preview] No.218543 del
That stuff will kill you.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:27:01 [Preview] No.218544 del
Piss up gone wrong?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:27:41 [Preview] No.218545 del
im hoping it makes my poo soft

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:33:43 [Preview] No.218546 del
I wonder if Bunnings sells what the shirtless guy had?

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:34:28 [Preview] No.218547 del
A scythe. Not that I've seen.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:52:02 [Preview] No.218548 del
Mate bailed on hanging out today.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:52:11 [Preview] No.218549 del
Not surprising. You'd probably have cops called if you were to use one outside your home.

NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.218550 del
They're not illegal to own in any way. Some old school farmers would still have them.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 00:37:59 [Preview] No.218551 del
They'd probably just get a metal bladed whipper snipper.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:23:21 [Preview] No.218552 del
bailed on a shit meeting

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:24:15 [Preview] No.218553 del
when my grandfather died we found a sickle in the shed

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:24:34 [Preview] No.218554 del
Back from Dans and Coles. Seems quiet around here.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:26:19 [Preview] No.218555 del
Hey mate. Did you get a good haul?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:27:43 [Preview] No.218556 del
where u get dis pic of me

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Craving sugar. And chocolate. And custard tarts. And ice cream. And most of all, profiteroles.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:44:40 [Preview] No.218560 del
Have two big glasses of water.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:46:35 [Preview] No.218561 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:48:30 [Preview] No.218562 del
What would happen if someone tried to cuddle you up the bum whilst you had a massive poo in there?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:49:06 [Preview] No.218563 del
lube or no lube?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:50:10 [Preview] No.218564 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:51:15 [Preview] No.218565 del
Like if you were in a US prison and were worried about getting cuddled, could you just carry around a big poo during the day?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:51:38 [Preview] No.218566 del
NEET chastity belt

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Oh profiteroles, most based of all baked goods, bless us with your combination of rich creamy custard and shiny chocolate icing.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:52:08 [Preview] No.218569 del
What a lovely focus to make everyone happy.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:52:54 [Preview] No.218570 del
well lube (or too much) can have an enema-like affect

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:54:46 [Preview] No.218571 del
I find the idea of anal very disgusting.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:55:27 [Preview] No.218572 del
Weber told me he will always love me, he just isn't in love with me anymore.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:56:15 [Preview] No.218573 del
you've changed

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:57:39 [Preview] No.218574 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:59:07 [Preview] No.218575 del
ie, you've gotten fat

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:01:29 [Preview] No.218576 del
Weber stole my arse.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:11 [Preview] No.218577 del
How common is it for someone born in the late 90s to be circumcised in this country?
It seems pretty fucking unusual and I am starting to wonder why my mum got it done. Could this suggest she was religiously Jewish or something? I know she used to be religious but I always assumed she was Catholic or Baptist or something.
I find it kind of distressing not having all of my cock as strange as that might seem.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:46 [Preview] No.218578 del
The hapa was in my dream last night. Very depressing

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:47 [Preview] No.218579 del
And please don't turn this into some /pol/-tier sperging about Jews.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:03:40 [Preview] No.218580 del
DO not start with that hapa stuff again. You have been doing well.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:04:17 [Preview] No.218581 del
Nothing worth photographing

I'll take an iced donut over that anyday!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:05:27 [Preview] No.218582 del
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Good goy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:05:27 [Preview] No.218583 del
>I am starting to wonder why my mum got it done
Can you ask her?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:06:00 [Preview] No.218584 del
I hate having nice dreams.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:07:33 [Preview] No.218585 del
No, not really. I haven't been in contact with her for years and she lies about pretty much everything.
I brought it up once when I was around 12 or so and she said that it was just a routine thing they always did but I've since found that doesn't seem to be the case.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:08:00 [Preview] No.218586 del
Having a big glass of water.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:12:28 [Preview] No.218587 del
Was your father circumcised? A lot of the time that is why it is done. "He should look like his father" they say. Sometimes it gets a bit weird.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:13:00 [Preview] No.218588 del
Going to cook steak.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:16:25 [Preview] No.218589 del
Cook it well done. Only animals eat their meat raw.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:16:46 [Preview] No.218590 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:17:51 [Preview] No.218591 del
I never knew my father.
He was born in SA in the mid 60s. How likely was he to have been circumcised?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:19:48 [Preview] No.218592 del
>How likely was he to have been circumcised?
Very likely. Was your mum a bit of a slut? She may have had you circumcised because she had a sexual preference for cut dicks.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:23:58 [Preview] No.218593 del
>Was your mum a bit of a slut?
Yeah, mostly a serial monogamist but she would also cheat on them quite a bit.
>she had a sexual preference for cut dicks
That is a rather disturbing thought and probably the best explanation.
I probably would've picked up on the Jewish thing if she was religiously Jewish at some point.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:26:06 [Preview] No.218594 del
Hanging out some washing.
Already did the dishes and made pancakes for breakfast.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:29:32 [Preview] No.218595 del
Wouldn't your mum raise you Jewish if she was a Jew?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:35:35 [Preview] No.218596 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:39:38 [Preview] No.218597 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:52:56 [Preview] No.218598 del
It is so nice to have this warmer spring weather. Winter made me miserable like it always does.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:55:51 [Preview] No.218599 del
>pancakes for breakfast
What did you have on them?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:55:53 [Preview] No.218600 del
Microwavable VCR.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:00:44 [Preview] No.218601 del
Think its time for the lunch break wank

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:05:18 [Preview] No.218602 del
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Flying this amphibian, out of the Parramatta River around Sydney Harbour and then landing at Gunnamatta Bay Cronulla.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGtHKtTgMh4 [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:05:39 [Preview] No.218603 del
Think its time for a sleep.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:08:07 [Preview] No.218604 del
Does all this flying have you tempted to get your irl pilot licence?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:10:16 [Preview] No.218605 del
Kinda of, it's very expensive, I have done an introductory flight years ago.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:12:06 [Preview] No.218606 del
And japs

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:12:52 [Preview] No.218607 del
Maybe he was secretly raised jewish, in a way that was so secret even he didn't notice?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:13:03 [Preview] No.218608 del
>Cook it well done

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:22:26 [Preview] No.218609 del
>it's very expensive
How much?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:26:52 [Preview] No.218610 del
About $15k to get a private pilot licence, but then there is further training for IFR (Instrument flying) and other stuff.

But after $15k you can go to just about any small airport, hire a little plane and fly around in sunny clear weather.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:34:41 [Preview] No.218611 del
Bought the vacuum
Did not buy a fleshlight

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:01 [Preview] No.218612 del
I would love to try fishing from the cockpit of a seaplane. Sounds comfy af.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:06 [Preview] No.218613 del
But have you tried puting your neetstick in it?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:10 [Preview] No.218614 del
>Did not buy a fleshlight
doesn't matter you got the vacoom

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:28 [Preview] No.218615 del
Yeah, but she might've only done it for the first few years or so then backed out of it.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:37 [Preview] No.218616 del
Enjoy her

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.218617 del
if it had a female pilot it would be a box office

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:41:08 [Preview] No.218618 del
Have any of you neets read Dune?
What do you make of the trailer for this new film?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:43:13 [Preview] No.218619 del
let me be the first to say
absolute kino

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:53:46 [Preview] No.218621 del
>Have any of you neets read Dune?
Yeah but a long time ago I don't remember much.

>What do you make of the trailer for this new film?
I didn't like it. There was too much happening.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:56:25 [Preview] No.218622 del
Supposedly Kynes is now a woman and they've changed the Jihad to a Crusade.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:57:02 [Preview] No.218623 del
I'm not even familiar with it really, just stealing Nuro's coondiggity.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:57:20 [Preview] No.218624 del
No, but the guy directing has done some good work (Sicario, Blade Runner 2049, Arrival) so I'll watch it based on that.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:58:14 [Preview] No.218625 del
I have read it, i am waiting to find out how long the movie is because it will be hard to make the story work with only 2 hours.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:59:06 [Preview] No.218626 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:05:38 [Preview] No.218627 del
Yeah, really the first book ought to be 2 or even 3 films but it is way too risky for them to invest that sort of money into it.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:14:04 [Preview] No.218628 del
They kinda advertise it as something like that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FuSOd0VApQs [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:14:17 [Preview] No.218629 del
Trying to focus on work but just keep thinking about wanking

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.218630 del
Are you at work?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:41 [Preview] No.218631 del
I have read that they will be making it into 2 movies, depending I guess if the first one makes money.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:48 [Preview] No.218632 del
I encourage all of you to give magnesium tablets a try. It seems to have helped with my clarity of thought and mood quite a bit.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:20:35 [Preview] No.218633 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:21:58 [Preview] No.218634 del
also helps with sleep and testosterone

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:27:30 [Preview] No.218636 del
Possum did that to me once.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:32:58 [Preview] No.218638 del
Broken flange

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:34:04 [Preview] No.218640 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:34:17 [Preview] No.218641 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.218642 del
Green olives marinated in a chipotle sauce. Not bad.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:45:10 [Preview] No.218643 del
Sounds pretty good.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:45:55 [Preview] No.218644 del
I still can't get over how the weather mirrors the location. Great game.


I was about to mention this >>218634

I'd give them a taste.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:54:14 [Preview] No.218645 del
a hip teenager has to navigate the pitfalls of teen pregnancy and the interplanetary Spice trade in Diablo Cody’s Duno

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.218646 del
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and they think it's funny..

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:15:28 [Preview] No.218647 del
A future NEET.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:18:41 [Preview] No.218648 del
And a future customer of Dan

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:31:46 [Preview] No.218649 del
Finally had that wank and can now focus on work.
Gotta say, I give a decent handjob I've recently found out with these lubed up wanks

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:37:30 [Preview] No.218650 del
Think of how good you'll be after servicing your local public toilet blocks for a year or so.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:38:05 [Preview] No.218651 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:38:46 [Preview] No.218652 del
Will you be available for tonight's council meeting?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:41:09 [Preview] No.218653 del
Gay venture capital.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:04:13 [Preview] No.218654 del
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Any neets who haven't seen sicario need to do so.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:06:53 [Preview] No.218655 del
I think I'll give it a miss then.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:07:22 [Preview] No.218656 del
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Hello Neets. Home from work. Put a new ceramic 4 piston on the rear of the Eeeb. Bit fucking miffed i am too sore to pull a wheelie and test the RAW STPOOIN POWAH

o wells... cloudy and overcast, i can feel a goon comming on.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:08:02 [Preview] No.218657 del
m8, stop ripping off tweets like that

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:09:49 [Preview] No.218658 del
Nuro had calluses on his hands from giving so many handjobs once.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:10:39 [Preview] No.218659 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:10 [Preview] No.218660 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:34 [Preview] No.218661 del
Nuro has underage girls hit on him all the time.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.218662 del
Does your mummybot listen to Paul Kelly?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:14:43 [Preview] No.218663 del
Thats not based.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:16:01 [Preview] No.218664 del
accurate a girl waved at me out of a car window when i was riding next to them at 0km/h o the way to work thismorning

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:17:01 [Preview] No.218665 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:27:24 [Preview] No.218666 del
She was probably impressed by the belly.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:34:24 [Preview] No.218667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:34:28 [Preview] No.218668 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:35:57 [Preview] No.218669 del
You wanna rub it?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:38:54 [Preview] No.218670 del
Hello Nuro. Good work with that 4 piston.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:39:16 [Preview] No.218671 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:52:49 [Preview] No.218672 del
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is anyone else about to win on this bingo card?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:54:54 [Preview] No.218673 del
Is concerning if you have a lot of them?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:56:16 [Preview] No.218674 del
kek, I've got all of them.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:57:06 [Preview] No.218675 del
Half of these are just Wednesday morning as a wagie.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:57:57 [Preview] No.218676 del
bosses' boss did the whole 'are you ok?' thing today and I was all fuck off cunt, I'm here aren't I?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:59:54 [Preview] No.218677 del
Anyone got any thoughts on a DAC for my linux pc, at this stage I'm thinking of getting the Topping D10S https://headfonics.com/topping-d10s-review/

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:02 [Preview] No.218678 del
just put your foot on the back wheel you gay cunt

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:42 [Preview] No.218679 del
Based and Webby pilled.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:45 [Preview] No.218680 del
why bother?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.218681 del
Thats so they can tick it off their list to say they have done it

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:08:15 [Preview] No.218682 del
I never win at anything. I was born to lose.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:18:29 [Preview] No.218683 del
Higher quality audio, plus my linux machine is noisy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:19:02 [Preview] No.218684 del
One man's ass is another man's treasure.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:35:20 [Preview] No.218685 del
There's a couple of protestant sects that encourage circumcision, my islander mate at school was a Wesleyan or something funny like that and he was cut, so it's likely that your mum belongs to one of those.
I watched the first one, I have heard only bad things about the sequels so I avoided them.
From time to time, yes.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go buy some beer.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.218686 del
Emily Blunt dated Weber for a while.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:38:49 [Preview] No.218687 del
>From time to time, yes.
when she needs to remember how to make gravy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:39:16 [Preview] No.218688 del
He's a lucky man.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:39:41 [Preview] No.218689 del
πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:42:23 [Preview] No.218690 del
My waterbed heater failed in the last few days (takes a few days too cool down) and it felt like sleeping on cold cement last night. This fellow came out to replace it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-N8QeY9QWTQ [Embed]

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:43:33 [Preview] No.218691 del
I still want to know who thought combining beds, water, and mains electricity was a good idea.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.218692 del
The bladder that stores the water is pretty thick and the cables when properly placed shouldn't be exposed to the bladder too much even then the cables are well shielded.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.218693 del
You should have said something neet, I would have come around and we could have snuggled to keep you warm.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:54:25 [Preview] No.218694 del
I had the dakimakura and the dog on the other side.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:57:29 [Preview] No.218695 del
I wonder what happened to Mannequin NEET.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.218696 del
nuro had him banned too

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:59:52 [Preview] No.218697 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:00:57 [Preview] No.218698 del
It couldn't handle his force.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:01:56 [Preview] No.218699 del
slurp slurp slurp suck suck suck

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:05:23 [Preview] No.218700 del
I always think of him when I watch an episode of The Umbrella Academy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:09:34 [Preview] No.218701 del
Nuro stole my adrenochrome.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:11:32 [Preview] No.218702 del
I think you'll agree she was the lucky one.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:12:01 [Preview] No.218703 del
I am craving 12 standards
Have been pretty good this week, down to 5 standards last night.

I buy a fucking vacuum, and I need to reward myself with standards

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:04 [Preview] No.218704 del
you're a fucking boong
go cold turkey you stupid nigger

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:51 [Preview] No.218705 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.218706 del
Have 6

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:15:47 [Preview] No.218707 del
I'm fragile lately ok, I'm missing the Monaro tonight

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:17:19 [Preview] No.218708 del
and would she want you in this alcoholic nigger state? no! sober up

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:18:11 [Preview] No.218709 del
Didn't you dump her?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:00 [Preview] No.218710 del
The mightiest of Weber ejaculations often start from the humblest of beginnings.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:06 [Preview] No.218711 del
Alcohol should not be a reward.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:57 [Preview] No.218712 del
Maybe I should buy them but then just not drink them all...

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:21:41 [Preview] No.218713 del
The mightiest of Weber's roasts often start from the humblest of beginnings.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:22:19 [Preview] No.218714 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:23:02 [Preview] No.218715 del
Ejaculated Weber roast.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:08 [Preview] No.218716 del
Thinking about killing the other chook.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:15 [Preview] No.218717 del
pumped and dumped

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:37 [Preview] No.218718 del
use a hammer

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:59 [Preview] No.218719 del
cook it live

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.218720 del
fire it out of a cannon

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.218721 del
You the man

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:39 [Preview] No.218722 del
tar and feather it

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.218723 del
You are not.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:23 [Preview] No.218724 del
There was one at my dads I think.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:48 [Preview] No.218725 del
see if it can recite the hadith and then spare it

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:27:28 [Preview] No.218726 del
Did you get this feed?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.218727 del
They'd get cuddled

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:39 [Preview] No.218728 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:47 [Preview] No.218729 del
put it in a Delorian and send it back to November 5 1955

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:29:59 [Preview] No.218730 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.218731 del
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>Please don't kill me

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:30:46 [Preview] No.218732 del
record a seven (7) minute vocaroo with possum where you shit talk it

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:31:14 [Preview] No.218733 del
Wank it!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.218734 del
Wank it real good

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:42:02 [Preview] No.218735 del
Cold-blooded poultry murder.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.218736 del
Don't kill animals, that's mean.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:46:45 [Preview] No.218737 del
Day of the Chook when?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:47:53 [Preview] No.218738 del
Soon or day of rat poison

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:48:26 [Preview] No.218739 del
chickens aren't even real

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:48:37 [Preview] No.218740 del
I have grown an attachment to these chickens, it died because of my negligence .

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:50:38 [Preview] No.218741 del
I bought the 12.
Fuckin fuck

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:53:14 [Preview] No.218742 del
you're a fucking retard

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:53:43 [Preview] No.218743 del
You let them get rayped too.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:54:34 [Preview] No.218744 del
Just have half of them.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:54:57 [Preview] No.218745 del
I just started walking towards the BWS after I got my chips from Woolies and before I knew it I was in the carpark on my way home.

Dans curse

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:56:23 [Preview] No.218746 del
Good lad. Don't listen to these virgins - alcoholism is cool and helps you get laid.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:05:18 [Preview] No.218747 del
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I am going to tip 2 or 3 down the sink. Leaving me with 6 or 8 standard drinks.
I am ashamed of myself, once again.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:05:46 [Preview] No.218748 del
Straight to the arse and out the cock.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:10:39 [Preview] No.218749 del
You will be getting more delivered before the night is over.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:03 [Preview] No.218750 del
How many of our executives are addicted to sugar?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.218751 del
None of us are perfect m8, you have turned a negative into a positive, so thats good.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:30 [Preview] No.218752 del
I didn't do that last night or the night before.
I'm a changed man, my alcoholism is functional and not psychotic.
Got a busy weekend planned so I don't wanna be turped tomorrow which will see me drinking my hangover away into another one.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:14:35 [Preview] No.218753 del
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No, why did someone say something?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:20:34 [Preview] No.218754 del
>Got a busy weekend planned so I don't wanna be turped tomorrow which will see me drinking my hangover away into another one.
... so he orders 12

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.218755 del
I get emotional at dusk

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:25:58 [Preview] No.218756 del
It was pretty common amongst Christians too once.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:26:42 [Preview] No.218758 del
Clean it occasionally

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:26:50 [Preview] No.218759 del
Might watch Oceans 13.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.218760 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:28:26 [Preview] No.218761 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:29:03 [Preview] No.218762 del
Not that I'm aware of.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:29:29 [Preview] No.218763 del
onle drunk monster zoero ultras

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.218764 del
What are you meant to do if you find yourself parked in like that?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:30:51 [Preview] No.218765 del
I don't talk about it.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:31:58 [Preview] No.218766 del
She gives her love to Angus.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:32:28 [Preview] No.218767 del
Marries with little mannequin children.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:32:58 [Preview] No.218768 del
Neither should food.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.218769 del
smash the window of the car in front and push them forward

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:24 [Preview] No.218770 del
Thats a nice thought neet.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:38 [Preview] No.218771 del
This got a lot of (You)'s.
You all love me.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:42 [Preview] No.218772 del
and/or have them towed at the owner's expense

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:59 [Preview] No.218773 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:34:02 [Preview] No.218774 del
all but one was Weber

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.218775 del
She doesn't like that song actually.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:35:58 [Preview] No.218776 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:36:05 [Preview] No.218777 del
It's sad and not eating correctly.
I didn't make the other one's life and it became a ratsac fiend. I don't even get how it could've got it's head in to the rat trap thing.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:36:41 [Preview] No.218778 del
i actually thought it was about making gravox or something until I listened to it on youtube after I posted that comment

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.218779 del
It was just banter. The chicken would've known this.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:37:47 [Preview] No.218780 del
It's other option is to remain alone, wandering around a large overgrown yard, getting cuddled by a dog.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:38:02 [Preview] No.218781 del
>It's sad
Chickens are psychopaths they don't give a fuck.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:38:06 [Preview] No.218782 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:02 [Preview] No.218783 del
>tip 2 or 3 down the sink

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:20 [Preview] No.218784 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:25 [Preview] No.218785 del
Fucking pajeets man, can they do anything right?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.218786 del
it probably heard you jerking off over mallards and killed itself because it's not a shitty duck

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:41:06 [Preview] No.218787 del
Wonder if that guy right at the end of the second owned one of them.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.218788 del
Get it a couple of friends.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.218790 del
Sad chook.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:47:33 [Preview] No.218791 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:48:34 [Preview] No.218792 del
If I get two new ones, they'll form a click and treat the sad chook like shit.
If I only get one, it'll treat the new one like shit.
It's life is ruined.
I should kill it.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:49:46 [Preview] No.218793 del
>I should kill it.
Don't you dare. Get it a friend that is slightly retarded and gentle natured.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:51:54 [Preview] No.218794 del
I knew this concept would turn into an allegory.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:53:12 [Preview] No.218795 del
If you're sad and think the best option is to die, get a retarded friend. /ausneets/

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.218796 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:54:10 [Preview] No.218797 del
Take your meds and drink that wine.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:55:06 [Preview] No.218798 del
It's the only humane option.
It no longer lays eggs, it's a lonely sad chook.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:55:52 [Preview] No.218799 del
I have no many stains and shit on the screen, I thought she had a scar on her face.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:56:06 [Preview] No.218800 del
Get Britney to cheer it up

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:57:22 [Preview] No.218801 del
She can call it baby.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:57:49 [Preview] No.218802 del
Don't you dare.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.218803 del
Wank it!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:58:27 [Preview] No.218804 del
Going to go and watch Inglorious Bastards and give it a higher rating than Posso.
Good night friends.
I like that Weber loves me more than the rest of you, I always worry about him hating me.
Always worry.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:00:37 [Preview] No.218805 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:01:38 [Preview] No.218806 del
Chad pajeets

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:02:27 [Preview] No.218807 del
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Got some more beers and now I'm drinking them.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:02:58 [Preview] No.218808 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:03:10 [Preview] No.218809 del
Straight to the arse and out the cock.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:14:26 [Preview] No.218810 del
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Uh oh

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:15:45 [Preview] No.218811 del
Out the arse?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:16:28 [Preview] No.218812 del
When I get baked I always realise exactly whats wrong with my life and how to fix it
When I'm sober I'm just kind of disgruntled and pass it over, I'm not sure why

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:18:16 [Preview] No.218813 del
Big mess

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:20:06 [Preview] No.218814 del
Alcohol decreases your inhibitions. Sounds like you do not want to address what is in your consciousness.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.218815 del
Definitely true. I am constantly feeling threatened and on-edge, I'm hiding my shame and anxiety even from myself.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:21:49 [Preview] No.218816 del
Disregard Normiedom, embrace NEETdom.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:26:42 [Preview] No.218817 del
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You don't deserve this.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:28:22 [Preview] No.218818 del
What a cute couple.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:37:16 [Preview] No.218819 del
My NEET twinkie is on-edge.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:19 [Preview] No.218820 del
6 standards in the hatch
None have been tipped out
Its becoming tough to convince myself to do it

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.218821 del
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>tfw drunk and depressed

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:55 [Preview] No.218822 del
Jungles, sexy girls and things.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:40:17 [Preview] No.218823 del
I want to hear a NEETs arse go πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:40:23 [Preview] No.218824 del
Post bulge.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:41:22 [Preview] No.218826 del
Take solice in the fact they'll be poured down one gurgle.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:44:30 [Preview] No.218828 del
Keeps them busy.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:44:41 [Preview] No.218829 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.218830 del
Not worth a click.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:45:55 [Preview] No.218831 del
>Last week, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced her government would put the Christchurch gunman on its proscribed terror list.
cos he's going to be doing so much terrorism in jail

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:46:33 [Preview] No.218832 del
Girl I was fucking in the past is sending me nudes again
Better than porn tbh

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:47:41 [Preview] No.218833 del
Big gapes?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:48:55 [Preview] No.218834 del
Post them!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:49:26 [Preview] No.218835 del
post them here.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:49:58 [Preview] No.218836 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:53:43 [Preview] No.218837 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:54:08 [Preview] No.218838 del
thats a poojeeta alright

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:54:42 [Preview] No.218839 del
Thank (You)

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:08 [Preview] No.218840 del
Close but no cigar

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:08 [Preview] No.218841 del
That's a cum extractor m8

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:23 [Preview] No.218842 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:29 [Preview] No.218843 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:50 [Preview] No.218844 del
sri lankan?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:56:28 [Preview] No.218845 del
bitch needs brake cleaner to get the dirt out of her belly button and crotch

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:56:35 [Preview] No.218846 del
Singaporean girl I was seeing while I spent a couple months in Sydney

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:57:11 [Preview] No.218847 del
Hot. more!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:57:45 [Preview] No.218848 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:58:12 [Preview] No.218849 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:58:24 [Preview] No.218850 del
Not all cum extractors are created equally.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:58:30 [Preview] No.218851 del
I don't see a bulge, disapointing.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:59:32 [Preview] No.218852 del
i hate redheads

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:07:44 [Preview] No.218853 del
Thicc cum extractors go πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:08:11 [Preview] No.218854 del
Ejaculation elicitor.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.218855 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:11:32 [Preview] No.218856 del
I won $38 on the powerball.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:20:11 [Preview] No.218857 del
Invest in a nice meal.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:21:30 [Preview] No.218858 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, tight and right.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:25:46 [Preview] No.218859 del
Good night TightRightNiceNEET.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:40:05 [Preview] No.218860 del
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eags won but they made it look hard

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:45:27 [Preview] No.218861 del
She's calling me Daddy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:48:36 [Preview] No.218862 del
shes calling nuro daddy

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:53:27 [Preview] No.218863 del
Post the pics. Post the erotic content! Post the bulge!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:15:29 [Preview] No.218864 del
Football is a myth

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:31:31 [Preview] No.218865 del
Got another ex-root on the hook.
This ones a Thai chick I met on a weekend bender and fucked maybe twice
They're thirsty tonight

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:34:42 [Preview] No.218866 del
A fine specimen. Where is the erotic story of this encounter?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:37:49 [Preview] No.218867 del
Bumped into her at a bar/club place, had a short chat and went for a dance, hooked up, got some more drinks, went to the seating area and spent the night hanging out. Kissed a few more times throughout the night. Left the bar for 7/11 and then another bar etc..
Invited her back to mine, did the needful, invited her around again mid week, never heard from her again. Now here she is trying to get me off.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:12 [Preview] No.218868 del
She looks nice.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:18 [Preview] No.218869 del
>did the needful
That is the part you are meant to write the most about. We want to hear about the juicy snatch.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:53 [Preview] No.218870 del
any white girls in your roster?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:44:56 [Preview] No.218871 del
A few. I mentioned how I am gonna reconnect with the white ex-fuck buddy in a few short weeks.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:45:55 [Preview] No.218872 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:47:23 [Preview] No.218873 del
Gook night.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:48:02 [Preview] No.218874 del
Goodnight oriental fancier.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:02:42 [Preview] No.218875 del
Humid, nose stinging fart.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:03:12 [Preview] No.218876 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:14:26 [Preview] No.218877 del
Webby's clapper.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:16:24 [Preview] No.218878 del
big based webby

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:25:41 [Preview] No.218879 del
the good kind of BBW

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:33:16 [Preview] No.218880 del
spicy fart

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 15:58:30 [Preview] No.218881 del
Historic ejaculation.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 17:43:01 [Preview] No.218882 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 18:52:59 [Preview] No.218883 del
Vegemite on toast.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 18:57:40 [Preview] No.218884 del
promite better

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:26:16 [Preview] No.218886 del
the doom test is honestly one of my favorite metrics for testing low tech devices

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:38:49 [Preview] No.218887 del
Morning neets. Another day, another (probably) futile attempt to lose weight.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:48:01 [Preview] No.218888 del
book yourself into camp

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:17:12 [Preview] No.218889 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:21:23 [Preview] No.218890 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:37:17 [Preview] No.218891 del
Happy Thursday my friends

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:38:02 [Preview] No.218892 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:59:02 [Preview] No.218893 del
obtain some meth

Good Morning Neets. My elbow is still very sore. Gonna pop by the pharmacy this morn and buy a support band. Doctors appointment thisarv too. Will score some more painkillers. Looking foward to a comfy weekend.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:04:25 [Preview] No.218894 del
absolutely rediculous price. posties are meant to be a couple hundred bucks to get you through when you loose your licence.

if you want a minibike get a grom. i have riden one and they are based.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:17:43 [Preview] No.218895 del
It is out of love that I must.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:21:24 [Preview] No.218896 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:23:51 [Preview] No.218897 del
Good morning Nuro. You need R&R not pain killers.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:23:57 [Preview] No.218898 del
Hot, primed for dicking.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:26:27 [Preview] No.218899 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:28:43 [Preview] No.218900 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.218901 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:29:36 [Preview] No.218902 del
Hot, primed for dicking.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:37:30 [Preview] No.218903 del
Pretty cool, a bit expensive though.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:48:38 [Preview] No.218904 del
ATO paid me $2732 overnight.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:52:17 [Preview] No.218905 del
I need to get an agent to work that shit out, I only got 1k

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:55:10 [Preview] No.218906 del
ethanolestate when?
>Why you may soon be adding an extra line to your home address: Push for indigenous place names to be included in all mail directions

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:55:34 [Preview] No.218907 del
Are you claiming the relevant deductions?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:56:57 [Preview] No.218908 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:57:20 [Preview] No.218909 del
I have no idea. I just go through the site and try to get it done as quick as possible because it confuses and irritates me.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:57:42 [Preview] No.218910 del
Sup babu

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:58:18 [Preview] No.218911 del
Free Tim Tams for all the neets.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:58:43 [Preview] No.218912 del
If I had gone into the shower 28 minutes ago, I would be leaving for work and be on time.
Now I am late because I sat here playing on my phone.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:59:20 [Preview] No.218913 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:01:30 [Preview] No.218914 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:31 [Preview] No.218915 del
who showers?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:37 [Preview] No.218916 del
>I just go through the site and try to get it done as quick as possible because it confuses and irritates me.
The most expensive tax accountant business with many outlets is H&R Block that charge $130. There are also cheaper online services that prepare everything then send you a copy of it before they lodge it.

It sounds like you are getting back the tax credit amount without any deduction. It might be worth going through your financial records and seeing if it is worth making an amendment to your tax record through an accountant for a bigger refund. You shouldn't be paying out of your income for expenses directly related to your employment.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:48 [Preview] No.218917 del
except the rude ones

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:04:36 [Preview] No.218918 del
Check 'em!
Good morning to all. It's forecast to rain throughout the day with a possible thunderstorm this arvo. This is prime lay in bed all day watching movies weather.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:06:10 [Preview] No.218919 del
Diana Rigg dieded

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:07:46 [Preview] No.218920 del
Good morning.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:09:00 [Preview] No.218921 del
I was a bit worried when I saw her photograph thinking for a moment it could be Judy.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:10:49 [Preview] No.218922 del
Before they left the Shire
>'This is what we are dealing with on a daily basis': Merging car collides with a truck on a bridge and files an insurance claim an hour later claiming they WEREN'T at fault

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:15:10 [Preview] No.218923 del
she didn't age well, but she was pretty spunky in her younger days

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:17:17 [Preview] No.218924 del
>she didn't age well
She's no Judy but I enjoyed her performance on screen.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:20:06 [Preview] No.218925 del
it's a pity that drivers generally can't sue other drivers
she should be prosecuted by the state for making false statements and sued by the truck driver for libel

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:25:43 [Preview] No.218926 del
I wear suits worth more than my return (if you include shoes and shirts).
The building guy does tax, I'm seeing him again tonight.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:26:25 [Preview] No.218927 del
A well positioned Howdy!
You have given other NEETs a taste, now they will be jealous.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:27:32 [Preview] No.218928 del
It really shits me we can't claim suits and office attire as a uniform when doing tax, yet hi-vis knuckle draggers can claim all their shit.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:27:53 [Preview] No.218929 del
How confident are you about this building guy of yours? Are you sure he is on the level?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:29:18 [Preview] No.218930 del
I warned him not to put all his mallard eggs in one basket, but he seems hell bent on getting burned.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:33:37 [Preview] No.218931 del
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I have no idea. How would I be able to tell?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:35:45 [Preview] No.218932 del
Wait until he has actually built your house before you start giving him your finances to manage.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:36:16 [Preview] No.218933 del
White man won, the boongs lost, and the losers need to be reminded of that from time to time.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:37:09 [Preview] No.218934 del
Don't forget the crappy exemption unless it is a mandatory uniform that has the company logo on. I kind of understand where it is coming from with costs but if there is a yearly limit that would make more sense than the current system.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:42:35 [Preview] No.218935 del
I think you need to look over the facts and see the truth.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:45:59 [Preview] No.218936 del
Meh, the bumpers are there for a reason.

That the one with the whores?

>they'll form a click
Don't you mean a cluck?

She appears to have a piercing on her bottom lip. Disgusting though less so than if it were in the nose.

Any GnR fan would assume that's Slash playing if they didn't know otherwise. 10/10.

She's seen my penis apparently

Looks staged

MightyMite bestest

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:57:19 [Preview] No.218937 del
You're exactly right, he needs restraining & removal from society.

Without all those gibz the knuckle-draggers would be less inclined to keep doing such menial work.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:00:42 [Preview] No.218938 del
>Without all those gibz the knuckle-draggers would be less inclined to keep doing such menial work.
they dont need tax gibs when they're taking home 150k a year

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:04:42 [Preview] No.218939 del
CUBs are a problem tbh

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:16:45 [Preview] No.218940 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:23:33 [Preview] No.218941 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:24:43 [Preview] No.218942 del
Cashed Up Bogans

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:25:09 [Preview] No.218943 del
That Pepe must be lonely he would never get any hugs.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:31:50 [Preview] No.218945 del
does anybody know how one might find a free stream of the NFL that starts at 10:15?

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:33:54 [Preview] No.218946 del
Had a big bowl of stew for breakky as I am out of milk.
Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
Having a strepsil as I seem to have a sore throat coming on for some reason.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:34:13 [Preview] No.218947 del
No wonder he went to court.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:44:57 [Preview] No.218948 del
yeah, scumbag
this bit was more what I was getting at with the creepshot noots
>Investigators are appealing for anyone who visited Bunnings at North Mackay on Saturday, September 5, between 11am and midday with female children, aged between five and 15 years, to contact police.

15 can look 17/18, and we've had uniformed pictures posted here previously

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:48:43 [Preview] No.218949 del
Could go for another season of The Mandalorian tbqh

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:49:39 [Preview] No.218950 del

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:51:18 [Preview] No.218951 del
Only one 'person' has posted such pictures

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:51:56 [Preview] No.218952 del
That damn "Nofun" again!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:52:52 [Preview] No.218953 del
NoFun has zero interest in 3D girls.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:53:34 [Preview] No.218954 del
Hope your throat gets better and good luck with the exam.
Behind every bad thing that happens here is NoFun.

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:55:33 [Preview] No.218955 del
I swear office, I didn't know she was only 5!

NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:57:42 [Preview] No.218956 del
>Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
My programming exams were all done with pen and paper. Required a certain amount of forethought to prevent needless waste of paper.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:01:16 [Preview] No.218957 del
What country are you from that can't afford computers for their computer courses?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:04:18 [Preview] No.218958 del
There was a time before computers.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:04:57 [Preview] No.218959 del
The big end of year exams work that way at Adelaide. The prac exams throughout the semester are done on computers though.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:05:58 [Preview] No.218960 del
Officer NoFun...

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:06:28 [Preview] No.218961 del
Webby learnt to program on the Antikythera mechanism.
He doesn't like all these 'transistors' that kids are using these days, he says they are just a a passing fad.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:07:19 [Preview] No.218962 del
vacuum tubes and mercury delay lines work just fine

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:15 [Preview] No.218963 del
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he was the spammer here.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:16 [Preview] No.218964 del
I didn't tip any of those standards down the sink.
Paying the toll.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:36 [Preview] No.218965 del
>Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
You'll be fine. What language is it in?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:20:01 [Preview] No.218966 del
COVID-19 changed that and I honestly think for the better tbh
I learned more doing a major project than cramming for an exam

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:22:22 [Preview] No.218967 del
I recommend these to NEETs, as they are always sweet and never bitter:

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:22:48 [Preview] No.218968 del
Have a couple more this morning to set you right.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:23:39 [Preview] No.218969 del
They went down your gurgler.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:24:44 [Preview] No.218970 del
Finally, a sugardaddy i can buy from the fruit + vegies section in coles.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:25:21 [Preview] No.218971 del
I had a quiz this morning, the lecturer copied all the answers from an instructors manual online so I did the quiz the best I could then checked my answer to correct any mistakes. I would normally care but these quizzes are worth 20% of the grade.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:31:25 [Preview] No.218972 del
I have enjoyed every piece of fruit from them. They sell our fast and are bit more expensive but they are very nice.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:37:55 [Preview] No.218973 del
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>The Arana blueberry has been naturally bred by Costa

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:40:22 [Preview] No.218974 del
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Do you neets ever cheat on ausneets with other imageboards, discord/slack etc, or do you remain pure and monogamous?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:41:37 [Preview] No.218975 del
That berry article is dated 2017, how did you stumble upon it?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:44:13 [Preview] No.218976 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:44:45 [Preview] No.218977 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:47:10 [Preview] No.218978 del
Totally monogamous
I don't know where else to hangout, I've just drifted away from internet culture etc. I wish I could go back.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:02 [Preview] No.218979 del
You can taste the difference.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:24 [Preview] No.218980 del
Mummybot got them from Woolworths as seasonal stock that comes in and sells out quickly.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:44 [Preview] No.218981 del
At least it is not designated Java.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:50:25 [Preview] No.218982 del
Sometimes I talk to Possum on the other board.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:58:08 [Preview] No.218983 del
>Scott Morrison in tears over denied funeral exemption | 9 News Australia

Starting to think the QLD premier is a bit of a cunt lads

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:59:42 [Preview] No.218984 del
The family should just drive over the butthole and run down anybody that tries to stop them. Just because something is law doesn't make it right.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:01:47 [Preview] No.218985 del
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Can you guys make this meme I created the image for the next thread? I posted some OC in some previous threads but they couldn't be featured because they're weren't pepe or green. This one is, so have a think about it.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:02:33 [Preview] No.218986 del
Very nice

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:06 [Preview] No.218987 del
i like it
make it so

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:24 [Preview] No.218988 del
The only acceptable reason to talk to possum is to abuse him.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:30 [Preview] No.218989 del
it's good but i think i fucked up the hat a bit

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.218990 del
Not going to make any promises but I will try and remember to use if the other NEET doesn't make a thread.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:05:39 [Preview] No.218991 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:07:14 [Preview] No.218992 del
Same tbqh. Getting into other communities is too mentally taxing.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:10:02 [Preview] No.218993 del
I meant the article not the fruit itself. Or were you that bored you decided to browse their site after eating the berries?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:11:36 [Preview] No.218994 del
Excellent image and thanks, there's been an OC drought lately.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:12:21 [Preview] No.218995 del
He loves it.
Gives him childhood nostalgia.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:14:17 [Preview] No.218996 del
>I meant the article not the fruit itself.
Google. I typed the name in and it matched the product packaging.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:15:06 [Preview] No.218997 del
What is your skincare routine like?
I use the "Sukin" brand stuff as it seems pretty good value for money.
I use the cleanser and then the moisturizer twice a day.
I also use a facial sunscreen.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.218999 del
Very well Pepe'd.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:17:30 [Preview] No.219000 del
a gril at work is buying me some mud mask stuff to pull the gunk out apparently :-/

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:20:05 [Preview] No.219001 del
I was my face a night in the shower each day. I use witch hazel wipes on red patches or very oily skin. I then apply creams to reduce redness and treat skin blemishes.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:20:24 [Preview] No.219002 del

They've literally admitted it is about money. That's why there is one rule for AFL homos and that pedo looking cunt Tom Hanks, and another for everybody else.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:21:52 [Preview] No.219003 del
The politicians that oppose the lockdowns and shit do so because they are secretly Aboriginal.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:24:38 [Preview] No.219005 del
I found interesting the state premier tried to make it about bullying when every one else could see the absolute bullshit. Especially that case where only one child could see the terminally ill father, until the outrage made them change their decisions. Like premier blaming the health officer and the health officer blaming the premier.

What irks me is that the public sector is growing at federal and pretty certain state and territories as well. I doubt their be a return on each dollar spend that feeds this endless cycle of bureaucracy.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:25:24 [Preview] No.219006 del
They rented a Lambo to sell the house?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:26:34 [Preview] No.219007 del
I think it was a package deal originally, and it didn't sell, and now they're reporting it sold minus all that stuff.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:26:55 [Preview] No.219008 del
Clarification much appreciated.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:28:12 [Preview] No.219009 del
Tom Hanks once pretended to be a Big kid just so he could play with little boys

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:04 [Preview] No.219010 del
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Happy Friday, NEETs. I think I'm going to be drinking alone tonight. What are you all up to?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:11 [Preview] No.219011 del
Ah, understandable.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:26 [Preview] No.219012 del
he also did sex on that bullmastiff in turner and hooch

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:30:58 [Preview] No.219013 del
Thank you, you too. I am thinking about large bulges with thicc and thin cum extractors.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:34:06 [Preview] No.219014 del
I check my face for food stains before going out

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:36:18 [Preview] No.219015 del
You fucking normie. Get out.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:38:47 [Preview] No.219016 del
Got a bottle of wine to keep me company tonight (or this arvo).

He's truly degenerate and should've been locked up in a psych ward after befriending that soccer ball.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:39:43 [Preview] No.219017 del
Not him, but I often have to check for cum stains before going out.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:41:48 [Preview] No.219019 del
off to see the colonel

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:43:27 [Preview] No.219020 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:44:23 [Preview] No.219021 del
I've gone to uni with cumstains on my clothes before.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:45:28 [Preview] No.219022 del
Does it make you feel self-conscious? It does for me.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:26 [Preview] No.219023 del
On your face?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:47 [Preview] No.219024 del
I don't mind these songs.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:57 [Preview] No.219025 del
Yeah, I felt terrible when I realised but I don't think it was all that noticeable.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:47:42 [Preview] No.219026 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:47:56 [Preview] No.219027 del
pa pa pa pa pa parapa

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:48:41 [Preview] No.219028 del
Off to uni, bye noots.
Getting a bit warm today.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:55:56 [Preview] No.219029 del
I just use masking tape.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:57:07 [Preview] No.219030 del
I thought the new season starts at the end of October or so

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:58:45 [Preview] No.219031 del
Just watched the latest Jumanji moofie.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:59:34 [Preview] No.219032 del
Have fun

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:03:28 [Preview] No.219033 del
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What are you getting neet? Do not bring shame to the board with some puny meal.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:06:54 [Preview] No.219034 del
Have a good one!

No idea. Only watched the first during the past week. Pretty good acting all round plus the baby Yoda is cute, and thankfully they didn't make it obnoxiously cute.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:07:43 [Preview] No.219035 del
Any good? How does is it compare to the original?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:15:35 [Preview] No.219036 del
I got a regular Zinger combo and ten (10) nuggers.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:23:24 [Preview] No.219037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbeSNss5lS4 [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:35:37 [Preview] No.219038 del
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toot too chugga chugga big boong train

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:45:55 [Preview] No.219039 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:01:04 [Preview] No.219040 del
At uni. It is hot and humid so I am wearing shorts.
I look like an utter mong and I am a bit insecure about it.
Feeling all gay and lonely today.
Prac exam is in an hour and a half. It should be easy.
I just want to get it over with an go home.
Tonight is a gym night, hopefully I feel better after that.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:03:21 [Preview] No.219041 del
I bet you look cute.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:13:07 [Preview] No.219042 del
ice cream

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.219043 del
more ice cream

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:58:40 [Preview] No.219044 del
even more ice cream

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.219045 del
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was this real?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.219046 del
I hope he is >>219040

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:14:45 [Preview] No.219047 del
I doubt the blur and focus looks strange. The banner top part looks unedited.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:20:57 [Preview] No.219048 del
-46Β°C (-51Β°F) in Yakutsk City, Siberia / Russia

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qVHofQB1xCw [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:22:42 [Preview] No.219049 del
would prefer that to Australian summer

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:22:50 [Preview] No.219050 del
I have done sweet fuck all at work today.
Maybe half an hour of actual work, the rest is just Youtube and TV

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:26:22 [Preview] No.219051 del
i spent the morning helping some guys find a free NFL stream and then punched a hole in the firewall for it to work
then went and got a coffee
then did some youtubes
then went to KFC
answered a few questions

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:32:23 [Preview] No.219052 del
I'd just love to know what that sort of cold feels like. Living in QLD I've experienced temps on the opposite range during Summer, low to mid 40's.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:33:49 [Preview] No.219053 del
So far I've spent the day watching YouTube while drinking a bottle of wine. Might order some pizza.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:49:44 [Preview] No.219054 del
>punched a hole in the firewall for it to work
How whimsical.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:18:29 [Preview] No.219057 del
I didn't think it was good as the first one, it was ok
You should give yourself an early mark

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:24:35 [Preview] No.219058 del
>the first one
Just to clarify are we talking about the 1995 film or the 'Welcome to the Jungle' thingo released in 2017?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:24:45 [Preview] No.219059 del
Sangram Singh is delivery my Grill'd meal

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:27:59 [Preview] No.219060 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:33:10 [Preview] No.219061 del
What feed is being delivered?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:39:41 [Preview] No.219062 del
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>tfw delivered
Gonna eat this then watch some Star Wars

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:44:03 [Preview] No.219064 del
Enjoy your pizza m8

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:57:31 [Preview] No.219065 del
Just the regular "Simply Grill'd" burger and chips.

60 minutes to go
Might have a wank while rubbing my fat belly and then head to Dannies

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:01:38 [Preview] No.219066 del
Grill'd burgers are over priced, although they are good.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:01:55 [Preview] No.219067 del
far out

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:06:13 [Preview] No.219068 del
Pizza has been eaten, now beer I shall be drinkin', then comes the sleeping.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:08:15 [Preview] No.219069 del
Enjoy your feed, what's left after Sang takes his share.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:12:35 [Preview] No.219070 del
Was only $20 delivered
I'm not gonna bother getting maccas or something delivered

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:14:53 [Preview] No.219071 del
>Was only $20 delivered
Not bad at all as it is pretty easy with the delivery fee to go over.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:38:24 [Preview] No.219072 del
havin a wine

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:39:03 [Preview] No.219073 del
shire stole my feeler gauges once

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:39:15 [Preview] No.219074 del
Feeling fat and bloated
Did not enjoy that durry

Wondering what and when I should start drinking tonight

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:40:00 [Preview] No.219075 del
have a night free of the demon drink

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:40:59 [Preview] No.219076 del
haha yes!

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:53:57 [Preview] No.219077 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.219078 del
Exam didn't go well. I don't want to talk about it.
Feeling severely woe'd.
Mostly just loneliness.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:00:41 [Preview] No.219079 del
Works out
Here I come Daddy Dan

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:04:10 [Preview] No.219080 del
> I don't want to talk about it.
you bloody well will

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:10:46 [Preview] No.219081 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.219082 del
See you soon!

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:11:41 [Preview] No.219083 del
Do you ever feel you are just unworthy of being loved?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:12:17 [Preview] No.219084 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.219085 del
I stopped drinking months ago.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:13:18 [Preview] No.219086 del
of course
for me it's like a game where I can watch others play but I'm not allowed to participate

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:20:35 [Preview] No.219087 del
Very well done.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, rearranged some of the furniture in my room last night, got rid of the old stinky armchair and coffee table I had and am now using a proper desk and chair, my room is much more spacious and comfy now.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:25:29 [Preview] No.219088 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:29:37 [Preview] No.219089 del
do girls like riding pillion on a motorcycle or does it scare them?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:38:36 [Preview] No.219090 del
Sounds good neet

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:40:42 [Preview] No.219091 del
Very productive NEET.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:43:08 [Preview] No.219092 del
I liked doing it as a boy.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:44:04 [Preview] No.219093 del
My chair just let out an unusually long groan.
Goodbye neets.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:45:38 [Preview] No.219094 del
did you grool on the seat?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:47:37 [Preview] No.219095 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.219096 del
Perhaps it groaned in pleasure?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:50:50 [Preview] No.219097 del
That's a white dog.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:51:19 [Preview] No.219098 del
It would be good for him to explain to everybody just how exactly he has been discriminated against.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:52:56 [Preview] No.219099 del
Are you actually a Ukrainian?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:53:04 [Preview] No.219100 del
Get one of those genealogy breakdowns done too, so we can all see exactly what percentage of proud Wiradjuri man he is.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:55:00 [Preview] No.219101 del
Nah, the Australian IPs were giving me some grief so I clicked to a random euro one. I'll use the Australian flag now.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:58:20 [Preview] No.219103 del
I'd fuck the missus.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.219104 del
She is black dick only bro.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.219105 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:02:02 [Preview] No.219106 del
i wonder if he still gets a cenno payment in addition to his cricket wage?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.219107 del
But you're not a Boong.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:13:13 [Preview] No.219108 del
Real true blue boongs would be disgusting by this white gay cunt

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:13:40 [Preview] No.219109 del
12 standards.
The 'yoush

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.219110 del
too bad there's an army of 1/16th boongs who have infected every part of the gibbz department and are only too happy to sign off on these white imposters being boongs

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:18:19 [Preview] No.219111 del
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Fuck, I was just about to post this. Why are australians so racist against proud black men like Christian?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:21:34 [Preview] No.219112 del
Christian is such a good traditional Aboriginal name too!

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.219113 del
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>Farkin whyte dogs

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.219114 del
This is an opportunity get all of ausneets onto boongbux, you racist white dog.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.219115 del
Painful bowel movement.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.219116 del
The timing is most curious.
International First XI by Xmas, followed by Australian of the Year?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:37:24 [Preview] No.219117 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:38:02 [Preview] No.219118 del
Drink some Metamucil.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:41:18 [Preview] No.219119 del
Dunno what to do with myself
Sick of refreshing this fucking site for that tiny dopamine boost

What are you guys gonna be up to tonight?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:41:27 [Preview] No.219120 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:46:40 [Preview] No.219122 del
I'm going in to the gym tonight unless I have some breakdown and get drunk instead.
I don't like going to the gym on Friday/Saturday nights as it makes me feel lonely seeing people my age being happy and having friends and everything.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.219123 del
I found tiktok website an easy way to get a quick dopamine boost.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:47:49 [Preview] No.219125 del
They'll ignore it. The only time that information would be read is in the final stages of delivery even then it doesn't matter. You can write whatever you want with that extra line.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.219126 del
Take the night off and watch a movie at home or something.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:48:49 [Preview] No.219127 del
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>Gomeroi woman Rachel McPhail

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:49:59 [Preview] No.219128 del
Fair enough.
She is darker than him.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:00 [Preview] No.219129 del
I will never, ever, write a boong place name down on something. I still say Ayers Rock.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:07 [Preview] No.219130 del
Hmmm, I'll just feel worse as then I'll feel guilty too.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:56 [Preview] No.219131 del
I don't know, mate. You need to get out of your own head for a bit.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.219132 del
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Bombs? No, we'll send in Our Man Dan, armed with cheap goon, to destroy these ancient tribes.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:51:18 [Preview] No.219133 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:52:46 [Preview] No.219134 del
I find that is a quick way to catch out middle class people larping as working class.
Saying Uluru makes you sound like a huge LGBTTQQIAAP representativegot.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.219135 del
Your package and letter will most likely still be delivered.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:53:25 [Preview] No.219136 del
I appreciate your concern but I'll be right. I'll head to the gym a bit later.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.219137 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2AnqEMIYMA [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:55:54 [Preview] No.219138 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:56:35 [Preview] No.219139 del
Good on ya Dan

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:00:39 [Preview] No.219140 del
How old are you now Sperg?

I'm 27, shits pretty fucked. Wasted most of my 20s just being a drunk fuckhead who has ruined opportunities and relationships etc.
22 year olds are more successful and emotionally advanced than I am.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.219141 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:05:41 [Preview] No.219142 del
Sober as a monk.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:07:30 [Preview] No.219143 del
On Australia day we're gonna organise a trip to ayer's rock for the whole neet communes, and carve 'Always has been, always will be Ayer's rock' in giant letters on the side.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:07:51 [Preview] No.219144 del
A single chicken will not thrive in a solitary existence. Like other social birds, chickens like to eat and forage, roost and dust-bathe together. Unlike most other birds, they will lay eggs in common nests and often raise chicks communally. If you can't keep more than one chicken, you should consider another pet.
I need to kill her. Her name is now Helen, that sounds like a chicken's name.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:08:07 [Preview] No.219145 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:09:51 [Preview] No.219146 del
wedge her under one of your car tyres and then back over her slowly

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:09:52 [Preview] No.219147 del
I won't need to do my tax for a year anyway.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:10:35 [Preview] No.219148 del
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We should carve this into it.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:12:04 [Preview] No.219149 del
Do not harm her. You will never forgive yourself. Get her a friend.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:12:56 [Preview] No.219150 del
Cut Helens head off and film it for us

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:15:22 [Preview] No.219151 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:20:36 [Preview] No.219152 del
Browsing the auspol thread on /pol/ for the first time in years.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:22:52 [Preview] No.219153 del
Good suggestion is this and you'll probably get fewer problems if it learns from the older one >>219149

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:23:57 [Preview] No.219154 del
I'm not very rhythmic.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:25:00 [Preview] No.219155 del
Considering carving webby's visage into the rock above those words too. And monk's. And maybe based nuro's

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:25:37 [Preview] No.219156 del
You need blackup from ausneets?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:15 [Preview] No.219157 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E8_utQlJbo [Embed]

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:31 [Preview] No.219158 del
You were lastnight.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.219159 del
A NOOT Mount Rushmore?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:28:32 [Preview] No.219160 del
Ordered a filet o' fish.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:28:46 [Preview] No.219161 del
Possum is actually the BO and thrives on our stupidity.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.219162 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.219163 del
No friends.
No hobbies.
Never had a girlfriend.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:30:00 [Preview] No.219164 del
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Helllo just browsing the gen while i wait for the new episode of the boys to download. *yawn*

yeah my life is cutting edge engineering and rainbows you god damn frens and salty LGBTTQQIAAP representativegots

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.219165 del
Good evening Nuro. Did you get more codeine?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:33:22 [Preview] No.219166 del
Hi Nuro nice to see you.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:19 [Preview] No.219167 del
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I hate seeing this woman on the news

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:39 [Preview] No.219168 del
I usually one go on the three /ausneets/
I sometimes go on 4chan, when you all are too slow for me and I wasnt to fast post. Which is rarely.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.219169 del
All but your age is fixable, mate.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:35:09 [Preview] No.219170 del
Nuro couldn't assemble an $80 kmart kids bike once.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.219171 del
>cutting edge engineering
post your B.Eng

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:03 [Preview] No.219172 del
even if he had, it would have collapsed when the tubby cunt sat on it

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:33 [Preview] No.219173 del
It's tough to explain.
I don't actually want to do any of that stuff. I only want to fantasise about it if that makes sense. I've had people try to befriend me before and I've always brushed them off as I am uncomfortable with it.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:48 [Preview] No.219174 del
I usually one go on the three /ausneets/

Is this real? What are the other ones?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.219175 del
Did the package have a few missing screws and bolts?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.219176 del
Kek, mongs think that engineering is the same as being a technician.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.219177 del
Did someone die there?
because there is a flower in the railing like a memorial.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.219178 del
I put hot water on my face.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.219179 del
Show me your gunk.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:32 [Preview] No.219180 del
I wish I lived in Brisbane

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:49 [Preview] No.219181 del
You let your bad side out on 4chan.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:50 [Preview] No.219182 del
The lock down in good.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:39:05 [Preview] No.219183 del
Post your bulge first.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:39:15 [Preview] No.219184 del
Eating kievs.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:40:05 [Preview] No.219185 del
Poor Ukrainians.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:40:13 [Preview] No.219186 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:19 [Preview] No.219187 del
There are /ausneets/ boards on 16chan and 8coon.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.219188 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:41 [Preview] No.219189 del
Half price from Woolies deli?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:51 [Preview] No.219190 del
brussel sprout

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:43:51 [Preview] No.219192 del
How he came to be christened "Maginnis"!

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:44:49 [Preview] No.219193 del
You can turn it around.
It's not all bad.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:01 [Preview] No.219194 del
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yes 80 tabs of panadeine forte with 3 repeats

nicee to see you too fren

>WHO ??
been living up the coast and have not watched the jnews for months to kep my mental health

>learning things
> at university
why are you such a consistanly dumb hagggot that women want nothing to do with ???

no KARENS just set up annoying plaques there against the councils wishes

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:11 [Preview] No.219195 del
ba keerk

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.219196 del
I don't like it anymore.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:46:30 [Preview] No.219197 del
oh yeha that was me sunshine

later neets fucking diabolical

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:48:15 [Preview] No.219198 del
You let your bad side out on 4chan.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:48:36 [Preview] No.219199 del
Aldi ones.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:12 [Preview] No.219200 del
> have not watched the jnews
Good work.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.219201 del
>fucking diabolical

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:51 [Preview] No.219202 del
gnarly stuff

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:50:28 [Preview] No.219203 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.219204 del
I was touched once.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.219205 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:51:38 [Preview] No.219206 del
That makes you gay.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:52:43 [Preview] No.219207 del
We want pictures

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:53:00 [Preview] No.219208 del
Nuro might not know single variable calculus but he knows all about physics and engineering.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:53:30 [Preview] No.219209 del
As they say you can't be a little bit pregnant.
It's either it is, or it isn't.
And it is, that you are gay.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:54:35 [Preview] No.219210 del
Nuro thinks he is Billy Butcher but he is really Huey.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:54:45 [Preview] No.219211 del
Filet o' fish.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:55:03 [Preview] No.219212 del
Had chili con carne for dinner from a mexican restaurant, it was spicy and my poos are going to be hot tomorrow

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:55:13 [Preview] No.219213 del
He is a man of heavy chemistry.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:56:28 [Preview] No.219214 del
Y'all must think I'm three ways but crazy, understandable.
She also said the city was willing to sign it's third division.

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I pulled hairs out of my nose and now it's bleeding.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:57:09 [Preview] No.219216 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:57:21 [Preview] No.219217 del
That poster isn't me, I'm going to be 22 next June, I feel like bar the second half of last year when I had a semi-decent wage(the pay wasn't spectacular but the job itself was pretty comfy as I just drove around in new cars most of the time), saved up enough to buy a car and then some and made some progress socially by getting a few decent mates, I've been stuck in something of a holding pattern ever since I left school of zig-zaging between uni, waging and NEETdom. In hindsight returning to uni was a mistake, I should have stayed at that wage and kept going somewhere, but I was sick of the day to day lifestyle of getting up early and coming home tired. I feel the next few years are going to be make or break for me, but I'm quite unsure of how to "make it" or what exactly that's supposed to entail.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:58:08 [Preview] No.219218 del
Feeling pretty depressed bros
Just don't know what I'm doin or where I'm goin
Got no direction in my life, few career skills, no connections, no 4 year plan.
Sick of being a drop kick aye

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:58:18 [Preview] No.219219 del
Little grunt.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.219220 del
Get yourself a little electric nose hair trimmer.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.219221 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:00:03 [Preview] No.219222 del
Sounds tough

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:01:33 [Preview] No.219223 del
You should make the most of uni while you can
If I was doing it again I'd probably join some of those clubs and groups and stuff as a way to make friends, even though it might feel a bit awkward and kind of pathetic (thats the wrong word) to do it.
If you got a part time wage that'd be handy but I miss those early 20s years where I had a few mates to go to the pub with and occasionally chat to girls.
Now its just me living alone crushing cans and mentally going backwards.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:01:53 [Preview] No.219224 del
Good work neet

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:02:48 [Preview] No.219225 del
You can't get enough of it.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:03:17 [Preview] No.219226 del
>Now its just me living alone crushing cans and mentally going backwards.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:04:00 [Preview] No.219227 del
dont start

honestly its like me saying enonymous coward anon knows nothing of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Scott_MacDonald_Coxeter

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:06:08 [Preview] No.219228 del
I seriously can't find which disk or server I put my old collection of random chan images and ex-gf nudes on
Incredibly stressful

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:06:33 [Preview] No.219229 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:10:50 [Preview] No.219231 del
What does this prove?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:11:24 [Preview] No.219232 del
Yeah, you're basically me. It is tough.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.219233 del
Are you trying to argue that this guy didn't know high-school mathematics?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:13:19 [Preview] No.219234 del
I don't think he knows what he's trying to argue.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:35 [Preview] No.219235 del
Those are some fancy looking stars.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:48 [Preview] No.219236 del
Off to the gym, bye noots.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:58 [Preview] No.219237 del
I found my secret stash. It's on my Linux install

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:18:24 [Preview] No.219238 del
Delete it for good. Its holding you back.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:18:41 [Preview] No.219239 del
Have a good time.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:18:57 [Preview] No.219240 del
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>What does this prove?
you have brain vagene

>Are you trying to argue that this guy
>I don't think he knows what he's trying to argue.

bunch of dumb fucks here that think there are only (4) fundamental forces that rule our existance

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:22:07 [Preview] No.219241 del
I hope they continue the raid.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:31:03 [Preview] No.219242 del
Nice out tonight.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:32:27 [Preview] No.219243 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:34:37 [Preview] No.219245 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:37:56 [Preview] No.219246 del
I wish the Stasi would let me go outside

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:41:03 [Preview] No.219247 del
It always amazes me how these people are buying like 3 slabs.
If I did that I'd end up just drinking em

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:44:06 [Preview] No.219248 del
Normies have self control. I can't imagine being like that.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:44:33 [Preview] No.219249 del
>You should make the most of uni while you can
If I was doing it again I'd probably join some of those clubs and groups and stuff as a way to make friends, even though it might feel a bit awkward and kind of pathetic (thats the wrong word) to do it.
Yeah I was planning to do that this year but then all this coronavirus shit happened.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:47:55 [Preview] No.219250 del
Going down memory lane.
I miss the old times lads, it was a different board back then.
I was a different person, my life has changed considerably since then.
This is the first time I've looked through my old filesystem in a long time.
It's a bit weird, bit surprising, kind of embarrassing but all good and nostalgic. It's been great memeing with you all.
Wish I could go back to when everything was new and exciting again.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:49:31 [Preview] No.219251 del
I think I will start calling people "Boss". I will make it my thing.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:50:25 [Preview] No.219252 del
Times were better when we would get the bulge shots.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:51:14 [Preview] No.219253 del
I miss the executive bulge shots. Don't judge me man.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:53:54 [Preview] No.219254 del
I don't know what you're referring to.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:01:29 [Preview] No.219255 del
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How did people ever manage to watch 480 SD TV? It's like sandpaper across my optic nerve.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.219256 del
A good show is a good show, it doesn't matter how many pixels it has. Within reason.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:04:38 [Preview] No.219257 del
Remember Elliot Rodger? Man that was 6 years ago

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:06:10 [Preview] No.219258 del
The only good show is Dangermouse.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:09:21 [Preview] No.219259 del
Penfold is based.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:14:55 [Preview] No.219260 del
Can't dodge the Rodge.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:19:12 [Preview] No.219261 del
Can’t believe Nuro called me a hagggot and suggested I had trouble with women.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:22:36 [Preview] No.219262 del
>A gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka LGBTTQQIAAP representative hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.

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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:25:33 [Preview] No.219264 del
It's illegal to leave my home right now in Cucktoria

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:28:59 [Preview] No.219266 del
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She looks a pretty good sort.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:30:24 [Preview] No.219267 del
id sniff her bacteria hole

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:30:59 [Preview] No.219268 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:31:39 [Preview] No.219269 del
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Can any of you NEETs relate to this? Are you a disgrace to your ancestors?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:34:15 [Preview] No.219270 del
imagine those armpits

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:35:01 [Preview] No.219271 del
Ehh, i still got plenty of time to make them proud.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:35:02 [Preview] No.219272 del
Isn't the elephant meant to fuck the woman?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:36:51 [Preview] No.219273 del
I've become fat in recent months but I would never keep a childish virgin beard like that

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:37:35 [Preview] No.219274 del

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:39:05 [Preview] No.219275 del
axillism is where you fuck da armpit

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:39:36 [Preview] No.219276 del
>bacteria hole

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:40:35 [Preview] No.219277 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:41:12 [Preview] No.219278 del
Two more words of the week

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:41:47 [Preview] No.219279 del
Gook night.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:42:09 [Preview] No.219280 del
Bet she left skid marks

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.219281 del
I blame them for having me. Not much could be done with the hand of cards I got dealt in life.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:44:06 [Preview] No.219282 del
I wear navy and black cumdies to minimise the visibility of skid marks

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:46:23 [Preview] No.219283 del
Motherbat appreciates this when she does the washing

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:48:46 [Preview] No.219284 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:49:38 [Preview] No.219285 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, tight and right.

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:51:17 [Preview] No.219286 del
Good night NiceTightRightNEET

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:51:34 [Preview] No.219287 del
Nice legs. Have a safe wank neet.

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I took this photo in a strip club a few years ago.
Nice tight bums

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:10:38 [Preview] No.219289 del
Are you allowed to take photos in strip clubs?

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:12:07 [Preview] No.219290 del
I wouldn't suggest it

NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:16:53