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NEET General #219 - Scheming NEETs Edition NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 07:53:40 [Preview] No. 218354
What plans are you currently concocting to better your life?

OLD: >>217376


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.218360 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:15:07 [Preview] No.218362 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 08:15:09 [Preview] No.218363 del
I put up 3 sticky notes last night about my general plan:

Abstain from alcohol
Start an emergency fund
Organise living space


Remember, its not kanban if you have more than 5 cards in your to-do.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:15:49 [Preview] No.218392 del
Hi.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:21:01 [Preview] No.218397 del
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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:24:24 [Preview] No.218399 del
>>218397
ethanolstate when?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:26:21 [Preview] No.218400 del
>>218363
Best of luck. What amount are you looking to have in the emergency fund? I'd think at least 5 grand in case you lost a job or got booted from Cenno for a few months.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.218401 del
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>>218399
>Soon.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:31:43 [Preview] No.218402 del
>>218363
thats shit.

-dont be afraid to drink and obtain performance enhancing drugs
-network with old friends with simialr interests
-start businesses
-take advantage of corona bux to move around and work for free
- minimise expendatures ie ride bike dont drive, no GF
- slack off only work when you feel like it
- reward yourself (yous) on an image board

then you will be at least half way there.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:33:35 [Preview] No.218403 del
>>218401
We need this as a banner.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:36:22 [Preview] No.218404 del
>>218354
I should get a gold coin from the neet council every time one of my posts inspires a neet gen.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:36:45 [Preview] No.218405 del
bix


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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.218407 del
>>218363
My problem isn't creating todo lists - it's doing them.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:42:28 [Preview] No.218408 del
>>218402
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:43:07 [Preview] No.218409 del
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I say we genocide boong memes, to be replaced with white only memes.


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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 09:59:29 [Preview] No.218413 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:01:04 [Preview] No.218414 del
Anyone want to fight?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.218415 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:04:44 [Preview] No.218416 del
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>>218414
No, I am comfy behind my banana wall.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:05:10 [Preview] No.218417 del
>>218415
In the wildy above Varrock on world 425.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:10:38 [Preview] No.218418 del
>>218400
I think I'll aim for 3k and then reasses my financial plan once I reach that.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.218419 del
I think because of covid sony should release the PS5 tomorrow, as a treat for the gamers


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.218420 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:18:04 [Preview] No.218421 del
>>218419
Yes. And it should be free.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:18:44 [Preview] No.218422 del
My dad works for Sony.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:20:23 [Preview] No.218423 del
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Been looking at this this
Glashutte original Senator Moonphase limited Edition
worth it or not, I'm not really sure.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:20:36 [Preview] No.218424 del
>>218422
Does he say harrow?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:22:16 [Preview] No.218425 del
>>218423
How much?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:23:19 [Preview] No.218426 del
>>218423
only $15k or so?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:23:59 [Preview] No.218427 del
I had an ice cream.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:24:14 [Preview] No.218428 del
>>218407
To do the to do, or not to do the to do? That is the question.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:29:05 [Preview] No.218429 del
>>218427
Big ice-cream?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:31:07 [Preview] No.218430 del
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>>218412
I fucked mine up as usual. Burned seasoning, and the carrots look like geriatric witch fingers. I had the wings and a leg. Flavour in them was nice - nice and lemony - but a bit of the leg was dry so I can just imagine how dry the tits are. I saved all the juices and will attempt a gravy tomorrow.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:32:40 [Preview] No.218431 del
>>218430
looks good
i like skin done like that


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:33:46 [Preview] No.218432 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:34:16 [Preview] No.218433 del
>>218418
A reasonable amount to start with.

>>218419
Only game I'm looking forward too is the next Batman. I'll probably have died of liver failure before GTA6.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:36:06 [Preview] No.218434 del
off to bed


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:37:11 [Preview] No.218436 del
>>218434
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:37:48 [Preview] No.218437 del
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I cooked the spaghetti with ketchup. When I first tasted the sauce I thought it was a disaster. It was all vinegary and nasty. But once I had mixed the pasta through it and added the butter it turned out to be very nice. I used cut up chevapcicis as the meat.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:38:35 [Preview] No.218438 del
>>218412
A delicious banner

>noots
No.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:38:47 [Preview] No.218439 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:39:14 [Preview] No.218440 del
>>218437
Doesn't look too bad. Good to hear you enjoyed it.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:40:56 [Preview] No.218441 del
>>218423
>Glashutte
That's a shitter.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:40:58 [Preview] No.218442 del
>>218431
I should've flipped the bird over halfway through.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:02 [Preview] No.218443 del
>tfw drinking


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:11 [Preview] No.218444 del
>>218430
Looks good, once you do a gravy up it will no longer be dry, so no problem.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:41:21 [Preview] No.218445 del
>>218430
That is not too bad. Could be worse. Still edible.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:42:48 [Preview] No.218446 del
>>218434
Good night amigo

>>218437
Looks OK, would you make it again?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:02 [Preview] No.218447 del
>>218443
Were you the WaterDrinkNEET?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:46 [Preview] No.218448 del
>>218437
Should have bought a jar of sauce.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:43:57 [Preview] No.218449 del
>>218402
What works for you isn't going to work for everyone.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:44:33 [Preview] No.218450 del
>>218447
I wish.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.218451 del
>>218447
No. I remained pure and also just said I was off to bed.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.218452 del
>>218446
>would you make it again?
Yes I would make it in place of a standard spag bol, but I have no plans to do so.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:46:12 [Preview] No.218453 del
>>218448
They had run out you had bought them all to shove up your bum.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:52:11 [Preview] No.218454 del
>>218453
Wouldn't the sauce have leaked out?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:53:35 [Preview] No.218455 del
A cock and anus nightmare.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:56:04 [Preview] No.218456 del
>>218448
And a chook from IGA?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:58:30 [Preview] No.218457 del
Made pasta, chicken, bacon and onion.
I don't know if that has a name.
Its decent and I got 3 meals out of maybe half an hour.

Celebrating my hard work with a bong


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:59:07 [Preview] No.218458 del
>>218455
An anus nightmare and cock.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 10:59:45 [Preview] No.218459 del
>>218457
Looks nice feed.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:03:35 [Preview] No.218460 del
>>218457
Very nice. I like that shape of pasta.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:13:16 [Preview] No.218461 del
>>218460
LGBTTQQIAAP representativeatelli


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:16:05 [Preview] No.218462 del
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What are you blokes up to?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:17:13 [Preview] No.218463 del
>>218462
I'm on the PC, reading the gen.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:18:07 [Preview] No.218464 del
>>218463
Same. Just got a podcast in the backround. few tabs open.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:20:14 [Preview] No.218465 del
>>218462
lying down, listening to a book. One of the better investments I've made is a cord long enough to go from by pc in one room to my bed in the other.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:21 [Preview] No.218466 del
>>218464
>a podcast
Which one?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:25 [Preview] No.218467 del
>>218465
What book are you listening to bro?
Do you feel more or less engaged in novels listening to them compared to reading?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:21:43 [Preview] No.218468 del
>>218465
>a book
Which one?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:23:38 [Preview] No.218469 del
>>218462
Just did the last part of the dishes from the pasta (I did most of it during the cooking) and tidied up.
Chatting to a 40 year old on tinder while watching a data science vlog type video on YouTube TV.
Just sat down to do something productive.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:24:34 [Preview] No.218470 del
>>218469
>Chatting to a 40 year old on tinder
Making any progress?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:25:24 [Preview] No.218471 del
Hearty Weber ejaculation.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:26:19 [Preview] No.218472 del
Hearty Weber roast


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:27:20 [Preview] No.218473 del
Hearty Weber post.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:28:56 [Preview] No.218474 del
>>218466
E word. Music podcast. Got a guy from a band on I used to be into ages ago for the tenth anniversary of their last release. He's shedding a lot of light on things. Loving it. The band was pretty enigmatic/mysterious because there was so little info available about them. They just put all their shit online for free, did a handful of shows and then broke up in 2010. Their music blew up in the scene by the time they had all moved on and had zero interest in revisiting it.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.218475 del
I want to fugg the girl in the dairy milk ad bros...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PyI5yZqMSms [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:32:47 [Preview] No.218476 del
>>218475
Straight to the arse?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:33:31 [Preview] No.218477 del
>>218475
I bet she is bipolar.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:33:36 [Preview] No.218478 del
>>218475
Yeah wouldn't mind bending over some struggle street slut and rammin her ass for $40 bucks and half a pack of darts


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:10 [Preview] No.218479 del
Meaty Weber wank.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.218480 del
>>218462
Going to play some computer gaymes.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:37:51 [Preview] No.218481 del
I didn't sleep much last night, maybe 5 hours.
It affects my concentration and mood all day, makes my body feel cold and gives me shivers of some sort.
When it comes 9oclock or so I feel alright and its like I'm just starting my day.
Shit sucks mates.

Time for a wank though my dick is feeling kind of sore after 2 weeks of pure deviant wankery


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:38:49 [Preview] No.218482 del
>>218481
>pure deviant wankery
How many per day on average?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:42:11 [Preview] No.218483 del
>>218482
Probably 3 or 4 on average


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:43:12 [Preview] No.218484 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and right.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:51:13 [Preview] No.218485 del
>>218483
Those are mid-range numbers.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 11:54:01 [Preview] No.218486 del
>>218484
Goodnight RightTightNEET.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:05:15 [Preview] No.218487 del
Is it normal to rewatch porn videos.
There are some I'm still watching probably years later.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:05:50 [Preview] No.218488 del
>>218430
Looks nice


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:06:02 [Preview] No.218489 del
>>218487
nah not at all
I always return to my personal classics


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:08:36 [Preview] No.218490 del
Just watched Big Fish, for probably the tenth time.
Such a nice film.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:11:38 [Preview] No.218491 del
>>218490
I don't think I could watch it. The feels would be too strong for me.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:13:13 [Preview] No.218492 del
>>218491
The first time I saw it was in the cinema with my grandfather.
I have strong attachment feels with it.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:13:37 [Preview] No.218493 del
Good night friends.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:14:15 [Preview] No.218494 del
>>218493
Good night my friend.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:19:41 [Preview] No.218495 del
What actually happened to 10k
How did Nuro 'get him banned'


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:22:36 [Preview] No.218496 del
>>218495
10K used a news article Nuro had posted to try and identify him and posted what he thought was Nuro's real name, photo and place of work. This got him banned.

It then turned out that 10K was unhinged about Nuro to the point of psychosis and it was awkward for all concerned.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:24:25 [Preview] No.218497 del
>>218496
Oh I remember that, the bike shop photo.

How was 10k inhinged?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:26:12 [Preview] No.218498 del
>>218497
He kept ranting about how he was going to start a kiwi farms thread on Nuro and shit like that. It was embarrassing.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:53:28 [Preview] No.218499 del
>>218498
Anyone ITT?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 12:57:47 [Preview] No.218500 del
Yeah where are you cunts
I come here to cure my loneliness not amplify it


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:00:05 [Preview] No.218501 del
>>218500
whats' going on bro
how you holding up?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:40:16 [Preview] No.218502 del
>>218501
Going good.
Getting very organised and feeling a sense of direction.
Time to get to bed early, up n at em again


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 13:43:12 [Preview] No.218503 del
>>218502
good shit
have a good snooze


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 14:42:21 [Preview] No.218504 del
>>218498
>It was embarrassing.
Nah it was based, I wish he did it to be honest.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 16:40:15 [Preview] No.218505 del
>>218504
No proof all that was done by 10K either.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 18:22:03 [Preview] No.218506 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 18:30:28 [Preview] No.218507 del
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Good morning darkness my old friend. Will life ever be different?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 18:44:48 [Preview] No.218508 del
Been noticing the bloody poos are back.
>>218507
Good morning. Life will always be different, we just need to try to take an active role in making it different for our own gain. I'm still trying to take my own advice though.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 19:21:25 [Preview] No.218509 del
>>218507
have sex


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 19:49:01 [Preview] No.218510 del
>>218507
>>218508
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:09:03 [Preview] No.218511 del
>>218510
>>218508
>>218507
Good morning. Another day, another appointment with Dan.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:17:10 [Preview] No.218512 del
R U OK?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:25:13 [Preview] No.218513 del


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:26:08 [Preview] No.218514 del
>>218512
No, I found one of my chooks, dead, this morning.
It was next to the rat trap.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.218515 del
Up n at em neeties
Decent sleep and no hangover, feeling great


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:45:21 [Preview] No.218516 del
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pregnancy test doom


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:48:13 [Preview] No.218517 del
>>218514
You reckon it could've been suicide?


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>>218507
>>218508
>>218510
>>218511
>>218513

Good Morning Neets. It appears i have severly strained my right elbow. Limited function. Much pain.

Turbo tennis elbow fuck. Today will be fun. Off to ride to work.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:49:42 [Preview] No.218519 del
>>218517
that's what the clintons want you to think


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:56:01 [Preview] No.218520 del
>>218516
Impressive.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:56:36 [Preview] No.218521 del
>>218517
I want to believe it's an od and it was eating the ratsak for fun.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 21:57:16 [Preview] No.218522 del
>>218518
Stop getting elbow deep into places you shouldn't be.
Good morning.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:05:52 [Preview] No.218523 del
>>218522
No i was just going too crusty demon on the EEB. Its 22kg and i have strained myself. Perhaps i need to do some weight training.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:11:10 [Preview] No.218524 del
>>218469
>40 year old on tinder
A virgin?

>>218474
A waste of an opportunity on their part.

>>218475
She looks about 14.

>>218487
Yes


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:17:26 [Preview] No.218525 del
>>218514
Chuck it on the barbie


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:18:22 [Preview] No.218526 del
>>218497
>Oh I remember that, the bike shop photo.
I posted that, not 10k


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:18:26 [Preview] No.218527 del
The pylon outside is screaming again.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.218528 del
The python outside is screaming again.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:23:17 [Preview] No.218529 del
The pyro outside is screaming again.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:30:26 [Preview] No.218530 del
>>218516
What is being used for the display?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:32:58 [Preview] No.218531 del
>>218530
a pregnancy test


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NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:59:52 [Preview] No.218533 del
>>218532
This video would infuriate boomers with all the gardening kit.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:01:15 [Preview] No.218534 del
>>218514
I am sorry to hear that about your chook.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:02:27 [Preview] No.218535 del
>>218513
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:02:28 [Preview] No.218536 del
Feeling fresh, driven, sober and ready for the day.
My balls are chafing against my leg though.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:07:22 [Preview] No.218537 del
>>218536
>My balls are chafing against my leg though.
Go to Dans, the day is a write-off. Start again next week.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:17:07 [Preview] No.218538 del
Good Morning NEETS


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:22:05 [Preview] No.218539 del
>>218538
Good Morning NEET


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:24:52 [Preview] No.218540 del
>>218538
Hnnnnngh.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:24:56 [Preview] No.218541 del
drinking more water today


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:26:47 [Preview] No.218543 del
>>218541
That stuff will kill you.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:27:01 [Preview] No.218544 del
>>218542
Piss up gone wrong?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:27:41 [Preview] No.218545 del
>>218543
im hoping it makes my poo soft


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:33:43 [Preview] No.218546 del
>>218532
I wonder if Bunnings sells what the shirtless guy had?


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:34:28 [Preview] No.218547 del
>>218546
A scythe. Not that I've seen.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:52:02 [Preview] No.218548 del
Mate bailed on hanging out today.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:52:11 [Preview] No.218549 del
>>218547
Not surprising. You'd probably have cops called if you were to use one outside your home.


NEET 09/09/2020 (Wed) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.218550 del
>>218549
They're not illegal to own in any way. Some old school farmers would still have them.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 00:37:59 [Preview] No.218551 del
>>218550
They'd probably just get a metal bladed whipper snipper.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:23:21 [Preview] No.218552 del
bailed on a shit meeting


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:24:15 [Preview] No.218553 del
>>218551
when my grandfather died we found a sickle in the shed


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:24:34 [Preview] No.218554 del
Back from Dans and Coles. Seems quiet around here.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:26:19 [Preview] No.218555 del
>>218554
Hey mate. Did you get a good haul?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:27:43 [Preview] No.218556 del
>>218552
where u get dis pic of me


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:43:42 [Preview] No.218559 del
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Craving sugar. And chocolate. And custard tarts. And ice cream. And most of all, profiteroles.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:44:40 [Preview] No.218560 del
>>218559
Have two big glasses of water.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:46:35 [Preview] No.218561 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:48:30 [Preview] No.218562 del
What would happen if someone tried to cuddle you up the bum whilst you had a massive poo in there?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:49:06 [Preview] No.218563 del
>>218562
lube or no lube?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:50:10 [Preview] No.218564 del
>>218563
Either.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:51:15 [Preview] No.218565 del
Like if you were in a US prison and were worried about getting cuddled, could you just carry around a big poo during the day?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:51:38 [Preview] No.218566 del
NEET chastity belt


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:51:39 [Preview] No.218567 del
>>218552
Based.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:52:07 [Preview] No.218568 del
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>>218559
Oh profiteroles, most based of all baked goods, bless us with your combination of rich creamy custard and shiny chocolate icing.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:52:08 [Preview] No.218569 del
>>218558
What a lovely focus to make everyone happy.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:52:54 [Preview] No.218570 del
>>218564
well lube (or too much) can have an enema-like affect


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:54:46 [Preview] No.218571 del
I find the idea of anal very disgusting.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:55:27 [Preview] No.218572 del
Weber told me he will always love me, he just isn't in love with me anymore.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:56:15 [Preview] No.218573 del
>>218572
you've changed


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:57:39 [Preview] No.218574 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 01:59:07 [Preview] No.218575 del
>>218573
ie, you've gotten fat


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:01:29 [Preview] No.218576 del
Weber stole my arse.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:11 [Preview] No.218577 del
How common is it for someone born in the late 90s to be circumcised in this country?
It seems pretty fucking unusual and I am starting to wonder why my mum got it done. Could this suggest she was religiously Jewish or something? I know she used to be religious but I always assumed she was Catholic or Baptist or something.
I find it kind of distressing not having all of my cock as strange as that might seem.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:46 [Preview] No.218578 del
The hapa was in my dream last night. Very depressing


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:02:47 [Preview] No.218579 del
>>218577
And please don't turn this into some /pol/-tier sperging about Jews.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:03:40 [Preview] No.218580 del
>>218578
DO not start with that hapa stuff again. You have been doing well.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:04:17 [Preview] No.218581 del
>>218555
Nothing worth photographing

>>218568
I'll take an iced donut over that anyday!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:05:27 [Preview] No.218582 del
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>>218579
Good goy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:05:27 [Preview] No.218583 del
>>218577
>I am starting to wonder why my mum got it done
Can you ask her?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:06:00 [Preview] No.218584 del
I hate having nice dreams.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:07:33 [Preview] No.218585 del
>>218583
No, not really. I haven't been in contact with her for years and she lies about pretty much everything.
I brought it up once when I was around 12 or so and she said that it was just a routine thing they always did but I've since found that doesn't seem to be the case.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:08:00 [Preview] No.218586 del
Having a big glass of water.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:12:28 [Preview] No.218587 del
>>218585
Was your father circumcised? A lot of the time that is why it is done. "He should look like his father" they say. Sometimes it gets a bit weird.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:13:00 [Preview] No.218588 del
Going to cook steak.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:16:25 [Preview] No.218589 del
>>218588
Cook it well done. Only animals eat their meat raw.


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:17:51 [Preview] No.218591 del
>>218587
I never knew my father.
He was born in SA in the mid 60s. How likely was he to have been circumcised?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:19:48 [Preview] No.218592 del
>>218591
>How likely was he to have been circumcised?
Very likely. Was your mum a bit of a slut? She may have had you circumcised because she had a sexual preference for cut dicks.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:23:58 [Preview] No.218593 del
>>218592
>Was your mum a bit of a slut?
Yeah, mostly a serial monogamist but she would also cheat on them quite a bit.
>she had a sexual preference for cut dicks
That is a rather disturbing thought and probably the best explanation.
I probably would've picked up on the Jewish thing if she was religiously Jewish at some point.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:26:06 [Preview] No.218594 del
Hanging out some washing.
Already did the dishes and made pancakes for breakfast.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:29:32 [Preview] No.218595 del
>>218593
Wouldn't your mum raise you Jewish if she was a Jew?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:35:35 [Preview] No.218596 del
Peas.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:39:38 [Preview] No.218597 del
>>218579
Simpsons/AusPol.gif


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:52:56 [Preview] No.218598 del
It is so nice to have this warmer spring weather. Winter made me miserable like it always does.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:55:51 [Preview] No.218599 del
>>218594
>pancakes for breakfast
What did you have on them?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 02:55:53 [Preview] No.218600 del
Microwavable VCR.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:00:44 [Preview] No.218601 del
Think its time for the lunch break wank


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:05:18 [Preview] No.218602 del
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Flying this amphibian, out of the Parramatta River around Sydney Harbour and then landing at Gunnamatta Bay Cronulla.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGtHKtTgMh4 [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:05:39 [Preview] No.218603 del
Think its time for a sleep.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:08:07 [Preview] No.218604 del
>>218602
Does all this flying have you tempted to get your irl pilot licence?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:10:16 [Preview] No.218605 del
>>218604
Kinda of, it's very expensive, I have done an introductory flight years ago.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:12:06 [Preview] No.218606 del
>>218589
And japs


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:12:52 [Preview] No.218607 del
>>218595
Maybe he was secretly raised jewish, in a way that was so secret even he didn't notice?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:13:03 [Preview] No.218608 del
>>218589
>Cook it well done
Vile.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:22:26 [Preview] No.218609 del
>>218605
>it's very expensive
How much?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:26:52 [Preview] No.218610 del
>>218609
About $15k to get a private pilot licence, but then there is further training for IFR (Instrument flying) and other stuff.

But after $15k you can go to just about any small airport, hire a little plane and fly around in sunny clear weather.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:34:41 [Preview] No.218611 del
Bought the vacuum
Did not buy a fleshlight


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:01 [Preview] No.218612 del
>>218602
I would love to try fishing from the cockpit of a seaplane. Sounds comfy af.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:06 [Preview] No.218613 del
>>218611
But have you tried puting your neetstick in it?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:38:10 [Preview] No.218614 del
>>218611
>Did not buy a fleshlight
doesn't matter you got the vacoom


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:28 [Preview] No.218615 del
>>218595
Yeah, but she might've only done it for the first few years or so then backed out of it.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:37 [Preview] No.218616 del
>>218611
Enjoy her


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.218617 del
>>218612
if it had a female pilot it would be a box office


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:41:08 [Preview] No.218618 del
Have any of you neets read Dune?
What do you make of the trailer for this new film?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:43:13 [Preview] No.218619 del
>>218618
let me be the first to say
absolute kino


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:53:46 [Preview] No.218621 del
>>218618
>Have any of you neets read Dune?
Yeah but a long time ago I don't remember much.

>What do you make of the trailer for this new film?
I didn't like it. There was too much happening.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:56:25 [Preview] No.218622 del
>>218619
Supposedly Kynes is now a woman and they've changed the Jihad to a Crusade.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:57:02 [Preview] No.218623 del
>>218622
I'm not even familiar with it really, just stealing Nuro's coondiggity.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:57:20 [Preview] No.218624 del
>>218618
No, but the guy directing has done some good work (Sicario, Blade Runner 2049, Arrival) so I'll watch it based on that.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:58:14 [Preview] No.218625 del
>>218618
I have read it, i am waiting to find out how long the movie is because it will be hard to make the story work with only 2 hours.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 03:59:06 [Preview] No.218626 del
DA SPICIE POOS MUST FLO


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:05:38 [Preview] No.218627 del
>>218625
Yeah, really the first book ought to be 2 or even 3 films but it is way too risky for them to invest that sort of money into it.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:14:04 [Preview] No.218628 del
>>218612
They kinda advertise it as something like that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FuSOd0VApQs [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:14:17 [Preview] No.218629 del
Trying to focus on work but just keep thinking about wanking


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.218630 del
>>218629
Are you at work?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:41 [Preview] No.218631 del
>>218625
I have read that they will be making it into 2 movies, depending I guess if the first one makes money.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:15:48 [Preview] No.218632 del
I encourage all of you to give magnesium tablets a try. It seems to have helped with my clarity of thought and mood quite a bit.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:20:35 [Preview] No.218633 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:21:58 [Preview] No.218634 del
>>218632
also helps with sleep and testosterone


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:27:30 [Preview] No.218636 del
>>218635
Possum did that to me once.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:32:58 [Preview] No.218638 del
>>218635
Broken flange


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.218642 del
Green olives marinated in a chipotle sauce. Not bad.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:45:10 [Preview] No.218643 del
>>218642
Sounds pretty good.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:45:55 [Preview] No.218644 del
>>218602
I still can't get over how the weather mirrors the location. Great game.

>>218614
kek

>>218632
I was about to mention this >>218634

>>218642
I'd give them a taste.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 04:54:14 [Preview] No.218645 del
a hip teenager has to navigate the pitfalls of teen pregnancy and the interplanetary Spice trade in Diablo Cody’s Duno


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.218646 del
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and they think it's funny..


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:15:28 [Preview] No.218647 del
>>218646
A future NEET.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:18:41 [Preview] No.218648 del
>>218647
And a future customer of Dan


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:31:46 [Preview] No.218649 del
Finally had that wank and can now focus on work.
Gotta say, I give a decent handjob I've recently found out with these lubed up wanks


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:37:30 [Preview] No.218650 del
>>218649
Think of how good you'll be after servicing your local public toilet blocks for a year or so.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:38:05 [Preview] No.218651 del
>>218649
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:38:46 [Preview] No.218652 del
>>218649
Will you be available for tonight's council meeting?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 05:41:09 [Preview] No.218653 del
Gay venture capital.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:04:13 [Preview] No.218654 del
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>>218624
Any neets who haven't seen sicario need to do so.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:06:53 [Preview] No.218655 del
>>218622
I think I'll give it a miss then.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:07:22 [Preview] No.218656 del
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Hello Neets. Home from work. Put a new ceramic 4 piston on the rear of the Eeeb. Bit fucking miffed i am too sore to pull a wheelie and test the RAW STPOOIN POWAH

o wells... cloudy and overcast, i can feel a goon comming on.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:08:02 [Preview] No.218657 del
>>218646
m8, stop ripping off tweets like that


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:09:49 [Preview] No.218658 del
Nuro had calluses on his hands from giving so many handjobs once.


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:10 [Preview] No.218660 del
>>218659
I think you mean: MOST BASED YOUR BASEDNESS


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:34 [Preview] No.218661 del
Nuro has underage girls hit on him all the time.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.218662 del
Does your mummybot listen to Paul Kelly?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:14:43 [Preview] No.218663 del
>>218661
Thats not based.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:16:01 [Preview] No.218664 del
>>218661
accurate a girl waved at me out of a car window when i was riding next to them at 0km/h o the way to work thismorning


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:17:01 [Preview] No.218665 del
*50km/h


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:27:24 [Preview] No.218666 del
She was probably impressed by the belly.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:34:24 [Preview] No.218667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:34:28 [Preview] No.218668 del
>>218642
lovely


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:35:57 [Preview] No.218669 del
>>218666
You wanna rub it?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:38:54 [Preview] No.218670 del
>>218656
Hello Nuro. Good work with that 4 piston.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:39:16 [Preview] No.218671 del
>>218658
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:52:49 [Preview] No.218672 del
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is anyone else about to win on this bingo card?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:54:54 [Preview] No.218673 del
>>218672
Is concerning if you have a lot of them?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:56:16 [Preview] No.218674 del
>>218673
kek, I've got all of them.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:57:06 [Preview] No.218675 del
>>218672
Half of these are just Wednesday morning as a wagie.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:57:57 [Preview] No.218676 del
bosses' boss did the whole 'are you ok?' thing today and I was all fuck off cunt, I'm here aren't I?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 06:59:54 [Preview] No.218677 del
Anyone got any thoughts on a DAC for my linux pc, at this stage I'm thinking of getting the Topping D10S https://headfonics.com/topping-d10s-review/


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:02 [Preview] No.218678 del
>>218656
just put your foot on the back wheel you gay cunt


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:42 [Preview] No.218679 del
>>218676
Based and Webby pilled.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:45 [Preview] No.218680 del
>>218677
why bother?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.218681 del
>>218676
Thats so they can tick it off their list to say they have done it


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:08:15 [Preview] No.218682 del
>>218672
I never win at anything. I was born to lose.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:18:29 [Preview] No.218683 del
>>218680
Higher quality audio, plus my linux machine is noisy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:19:02 [Preview] No.218684 del
One man's ass is another man's treasure.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:35:20 [Preview] No.218685 del
>>218577
There's a couple of protestant sects that encourage circumcision, my islander mate at school was a Wesleyan or something funny like that and he was cut, so it's likely that your mum belongs to one of those.
>>218654
I watched the first one, I have heard only bad things about the sequels so I avoided them.
>>218662
From time to time, yes.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go buy some beer.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.218686 del
>>218654
Emily Blunt dated Weber for a while.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:38:49 [Preview] No.218687 del
>>218685
>From time to time, yes.
when she needs to remember how to make gravy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:39:16 [Preview] No.218688 del
>>218686
He's a lucky man.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:39:41 [Preview] No.218689 del
>>218684
πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:42:23 [Preview] No.218690 del
My waterbed heater failed in the last few days (takes a few days too cool down) and it felt like sleeping on cold cement last night. This fellow came out to replace it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-N8QeY9QWTQ [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:43:33 [Preview] No.218691 del
>>218690
I still want to know who thought combining beds, water, and mains electricity was a good idea.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.218692 del
>>218691
The bladder that stores the water is pretty thick and the cables when properly placed shouldn't be exposed to the bladder too much even then the cables are well shielded.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.218693 del
>>218690
You should have said something neet, I would have come around and we could have snuggled to keep you warm.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:54:25 [Preview] No.218694 del
>>218693
I had the dakimakura and the dog on the other side.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:57:29 [Preview] No.218695 del
I wonder what happened to Mannequin NEET.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.218696 del
>>218695
nuro had him banned too


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 07:59:52 [Preview] No.218697 del
>>218696
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:00:57 [Preview] No.218698 del
>>218695
It couldn't handle his force.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:01:56 [Preview] No.218699 del
>>218697
slurp slurp slurp suck suck suck


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:05:23 [Preview] No.218700 del
>>218695
I always think of him when I watch an episode of The Umbrella Academy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:09:34 [Preview] No.218701 del
Nuro stole my adrenochrome.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:11:32 [Preview] No.218702 del
>>218688
I think you'll agree she was the lucky one.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:12:01 [Preview] No.218703 del
I am craving 12 standards
Have been pretty good this week, down to 5 standards last night.

I buy a fucking vacuum, and I need to reward myself with standards


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:04 [Preview] No.218704 del
>>218703
you're a fucking boong
go cold turkey you stupid nigger


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:51 [Preview] No.218705 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.218706 del
>>218703
Have 6


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:15:47 [Preview] No.218707 del
>>218704
I'm fragile lately ok, I'm missing the Monaro tonight


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:17:19 [Preview] No.218708 del
>>218707
and would she want you in this alcoholic nigger state? no! sober up


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:18:11 [Preview] No.218709 del
>>218707
Didn't you dump her?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:00 [Preview] No.218710 del
The mightiest of Weber ejaculations often start from the humblest of beginnings.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:06 [Preview] No.218711 del
>>218703
Alcohol should not be a reward.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:20:57 [Preview] No.218712 del
Maybe I should buy them but then just not drink them all...


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:21:41 [Preview] No.218713 del
The mightiest of Weber's roasts often start from the humblest of beginnings.


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:23:02 [Preview] No.218715 del
Ejaculated Weber roast.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:08 [Preview] No.218716 del
Thinking about killing the other chook.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:15 [Preview] No.218717 del
>>218709
pumped and dumped
juicay


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:37 [Preview] No.218718 del
>>218716
use a hammer


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:24:59 [Preview] No.218719 del
>>218716
cook it live


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.218720 del
>>218716
fire it out of a cannon


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.218721 del
>>218552
>>218552
You the man


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:25:39 [Preview] No.218722 del
>>218716
tar and feather it


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.218723 del
>>218716
You are not.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:23 [Preview] No.218724 del
>>218553
There was one at my dads I think.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:26:48 [Preview] No.218725 del
>>218716
see if it can recite the hadith and then spare it


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:27:28 [Preview] No.218726 del
>>218559
Did you get this feed?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.218727 del
>>218562
They'd get cuddled


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:39 [Preview] No.218728 del
>>218568
Throb.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:28:47 [Preview] No.218729 del
>>218716
put it in a Delorian and send it back to November 5 1955


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:29:59 [Preview] No.218730 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.218731 del
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>>218716
>Please don't kill me


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:30:46 [Preview] No.218732 del
>>218716
record a seven (7) minute vocaroo with possum where you shit talk it


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:31:14 [Preview] No.218733 del
>>218716
Wank it!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.218734 del
>>218733
Wank it real good


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:42:02 [Preview] No.218735 del
Cold-blooded poultry murder.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.218736 del
>>218716
Don't kill animals, that's mean.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:46:45 [Preview] No.218737 del
Day of the Chook when?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:47:53 [Preview] No.218738 del
>>218737
Soon or day of rat poison


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:48:26 [Preview] No.218739 del
chickens aren't even real


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:48:37 [Preview] No.218740 del
I have grown an attachment to these chickens, it died because of my negligence .


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:50:38 [Preview] No.218741 del
>>218740
I bought the 12.
Fuckin fuck


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:53:14 [Preview] No.218742 del
>>218741
you're a fucking retard
seriously


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:53:43 [Preview] No.218743 del
>>218740
You let them get rayped too.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:54:34 [Preview] No.218744 del
>>218741
Just have half of them.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:54:57 [Preview] No.218745 del
>>218742
I just started walking towards the BWS after I got my chips from Woolies and before I knew it I was in the carpark on my way home.

Dans curse


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:56:23 [Preview] No.218746 del
>>218741
Good lad. Don't listen to these virgins - alcoholism is cool and helps you get laid.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:05:18 [Preview] No.218747 del
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I am going to tip 2 or 3 down the sink. Leaving me with 6 or 8 standard drinks.
I am ashamed of myself, once again.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:05:46 [Preview] No.218748 del
>>218741
Straight to the arse and out the cock.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:10:39 [Preview] No.218749 del
>>218747
You will be getting more delivered before the night is over.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:03 [Preview] No.218750 del
How many of our executives are addicted to sugar?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.218751 del
>>218747
None of us are perfect m8, you have turned a negative into a positive, so thats good.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:12:30 [Preview] No.218752 del
>>218749
I didn't do that last night or the night before.
I'm a changed man, my alcoholism is functional and not psychotic.
Got a busy weekend planned so I don't wanna be turped tomorrow which will see me drinking my hangover away into another one.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:14:35 [Preview] No.218753 del
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>>218750
No, why did someone say something?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:20:34 [Preview] No.218754 del
>>218752
>Got a busy weekend planned so I don't wanna be turped tomorrow which will see me drinking my hangover away into another one.
... so he orders 12


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.218755 del
>>218754
I get emotional at dusk


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:25:58 [Preview] No.218756 del
>>218593
It was pretty common amongst Christians too once.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:26:42 [Preview] No.218758 del
>>218611
Clean it occasionally


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:26:50 [Preview] No.218759 del
Might watch Oceans 13.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.218760 del


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:29:03 [Preview] No.218762 del
>>218662
Not that I'm aware of.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:29:29 [Preview] No.218763 del
>>218750
onle drunk monster zoero ultras


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.218764 del
>>218757
What are you meant to do if you find yourself parked in like that?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:30:51 [Preview] No.218765 del
>>218672
I don't talk about it.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:31:58 [Preview] No.218766 del
>>218687
She gives her love to Angus.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:32:28 [Preview] No.218767 del
>>218695
Marries with little mannequin children.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:32:58 [Preview] No.218768 del
>>218711
Neither should food.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.218769 del
>>218764
smash the window of the car in front and push them forward


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:24 [Preview] No.218770 del
>>218767
Thats a nice thought neet.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:38 [Preview] No.218771 del
>>218716
This got a lot of (You)'s.
You all love me.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:33:42 [Preview] No.218772 del
>>218769
and/or have them towed at the owner's expense


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:34:02 [Preview] No.218774 del
>>218771
all but one was Weber


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.218775 del
>>218687
She doesn't like that song actually.


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:36:05 [Preview] No.218777 del
>>218731
It's sad and not eating correctly.
I didn't make the other one's life and it became a ratsac fiend. I don't even get how it could've got it's head in to the rat trap thing.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:36:41 [Preview] No.218778 del
>>218775
i actually thought it was about making gravox or something until I listened to it on youtube after I posted that comment


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.218779 del
>>218732
It was just banter. The chicken would've known this.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:37:47 [Preview] No.218780 del
>>218736
It's other option is to remain alone, wandering around a large overgrown yard, getting cuddled by a dog.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:38:02 [Preview] No.218781 del
>>218777
>It's sad
Chickens are psychopaths they don't give a fuck.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:38:06 [Preview] No.218782 del
>>218741
Boonglyf


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:02 [Preview] No.218783 del
>>218747
>tip 2 or 3 down the sink


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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:25 [Preview] No.218785 del
>>218757
Fucking pajeets man, can they do anything right?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.218786 del
>>218779
it probably heard you jerking off over mallards and killed itself because it's not a shitty duck


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:41:06 [Preview] No.218787 del
>>218757
Wonder if that guy right at the end of the second owned one of them.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.218788 del
>>218780
Get it a couple of friends.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.218790 del
>>218781
Sad chook.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:47:33 [Preview] No.218791 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:48:34 [Preview] No.218792 del
>>218788
If I get two new ones, they'll form a click and treat the sad chook like shit.
If I only get one, it'll treat the new one like shit.
It's life is ruined.
I should kill it.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:49:46 [Preview] No.218793 del
>>218792
>I should kill it.
Don't you dare. Get it a friend that is slightly retarded and gentle natured.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:51:54 [Preview] No.218794 del
>>218793
I knew this concept would turn into an allegory.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:53:12 [Preview] No.218795 del
If you're sad and think the best option is to die, get a retarded friend. /ausneets/


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.218796 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:54:10 [Preview] No.218797 del
Take your meds and drink that wine.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:55:06 [Preview] No.218798 del
It's the only humane option.
It no longer lays eggs, it's a lonely sad chook.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:55:52 [Preview] No.218799 del
>>218796
I have no many stains and shit on the screen, I thought she had a scar on her face.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:56:06 [Preview] No.218800 del
>>218798
Get Britney to cheer it up


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:57:22 [Preview] No.218801 del
>>218800
She can call it baby.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:57:49 [Preview] No.218802 del
>>218798
Don't you dare.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.218803 del
>>218798
Wank it!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 09:58:27 [Preview] No.218804 del
Going to go and watch Inglorious Bastards and give it a higher rating than Posso.
Good night friends.
I like that Weber loves me more than the rest of you, I always worry about him hating me.
Always worry.
Always.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:00:37 [Preview] No.218805 del
>>218804
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:01:38 [Preview] No.218806 del
>>218757
Chad pajeets


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:02:27 [Preview] No.218807 del
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Got some more beers and now I'm drinking them.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:02:58 [Preview] No.218808 del
>>218804
Good night my friend.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:03:10 [Preview] No.218809 del
>>218807
Straight to the arse and out the cock.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:14:26 [Preview] No.218810 del
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Uh oh


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:15:45 [Preview] No.218811 del
>>218810
Out the arse?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:16:28 [Preview] No.218812 del
When I get baked I always realise exactly whats wrong with my life and how to fix it
When I'm sober I'm just kind of disgruntled and pass it over, I'm not sure why


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:18:16 [Preview] No.218813 del
>>218811
Big mess


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:20:06 [Preview] No.218814 del
>>218812
Alcohol decreases your inhibitions. Sounds like you do not want to address what is in your consciousness.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.218815 del
>>218814
Definitely true. I am constantly feeling threatened and on-edge, I'm hiding my shame and anxiety even from myself.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:21:49 [Preview] No.218816 del
>>218812
Disregard Normiedom, embrace NEETdom.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:26:42 [Preview] No.218817 del
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You don't deserve this.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:28:22 [Preview] No.218818 del
>>218817
What a cute couple.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:37:16 [Preview] No.218819 del
>>218815
>on-edge
My NEET twinkie is on-edge.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:19 [Preview] No.218820 del
6 standards in the hatch
None have been tipped out
Its becoming tough to convince myself to do it


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.218821 del
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>tfw drunk and depressed


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:38:55 [Preview] No.218822 del
Jungles, sexy girls and things.

https://vocaroo.com/1ILBR4Yay9I9


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:40:17 [Preview] No.218823 del
I want to hear a NEETs arse go πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:40:23 [Preview] No.218824 del
>>218820
Post bulge.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:41:22 [Preview] No.218826 del
>>218820
Take solice in the fact they'll be poured down one gurgle.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:44:30 [Preview] No.218828 del
>>218825
Keeps them busy.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:44:41 [Preview] No.218829 del
>>218822
Excellent.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.218830 del
>>218827
Not worth a click.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:45:55 [Preview] No.218831 del
>>218828
>Last week, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announced her government would put the Christchurch gunman on its proscribed terror list.
cos he's going to be doing so much terrorism in jail


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:46:33 [Preview] No.218832 del
Girl I was fucking in the past is sending me nudes again
Better than porn tbh


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:47:41 [Preview] No.218833 del
>>218832
Big gapes?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:48:55 [Preview] No.218834 del
>>218832
Post them!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:49:26 [Preview] No.218835 del
>>218832
post them here.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:49:58 [Preview] No.218836 del
>>218829
Thanks


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:53:43 [Preview] No.218837 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:54:08 [Preview] No.218838 del
>>218837
thats a poojeeta alright


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:54:42 [Preview] No.218839 del
>>218837
Thank (You)


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:08 [Preview] No.218840 del
>>218838
Close but no cigar


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:08 [Preview] No.218841 del
>>218838
That's a cum extractor m8


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:23 [Preview] No.218842 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:29 [Preview] No.218843 del
>>218837
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:55:50 [Preview] No.218844 del
>>218840
sri lankan?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:56:28 [Preview] No.218845 del
>>218837
bitch needs brake cleaner to get the dirt out of her belly button and crotch


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:56:35 [Preview] No.218846 del
>>218844
Singaporean girl I was seeing while I spent a couple months in Sydney


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:57:11 [Preview] No.218847 del
>>218837
Hot. more!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:57:45 [Preview] No.218848 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:58:24 [Preview] No.218850 del
>>218845
Not all cum extractors are created equally.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:58:30 [Preview] No.218851 del
>>218837
I don't see a bulge, disapointing.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 10:59:32 [Preview] No.218852 del
>>218837
i hate redheads


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:07:44 [Preview] No.218853 del
Thicc cum extractors go πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:08:11 [Preview] No.218854 del
Ejaculation elicitor.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.218855 del
brap


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:11:32 [Preview] No.218856 del
I won $38 on the powerball.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:20:11 [Preview] No.218857 del
>>218856
Invest in a nice meal.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:21:30 [Preview] No.218858 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, tight and right.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:25:46 [Preview] No.218859 del
>>218858
Good night TightRightNiceNEET.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:40:05 [Preview] No.218860 del
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eags won but they made it look hard


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:45:27 [Preview] No.218861 del
She's calling me Daddy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:48:36 [Preview] No.218862 del
shes calling nuro daddy


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 11:53:27 [Preview] No.218863 del
>>218861
Post the pics. Post the erotic content! Post the bulge!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:15:29 [Preview] No.218864 del
>>218860
Football is a myth


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:31:31 [Preview] No.218865 del
Got another ex-root on the hook.
This ones a Thai chick I met on a weekend bender and fucked maybe twice
They're thirsty tonight


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:34:42 [Preview] No.218866 del
>>218865
A fine specimen. Where is the erotic story of this encounter?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:37:49 [Preview] No.218867 del
>>218866
Bumped into her at a bar/club place, had a short chat and went for a dance, hooked up, got some more drinks, went to the seating area and spent the night hanging out. Kissed a few more times throughout the night. Left the bar for 7/11 and then another bar etc..
Invited her back to mine, did the needful, invited her around again mid week, never heard from her again. Now here she is trying to get me off.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:12 [Preview] No.218868 del
>>218865
She looks nice.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:18 [Preview] No.218869 del
>>218867
>did the needful
That is the part you are meant to write the most about. We want to hear about the juicy snatch.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:41:53 [Preview] No.218870 del
>>218867
any white girls in your roster?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:44:56 [Preview] No.218871 del
>>218870
A few. I mentioned how I am gonna reconnect with the white ex-fuck buddy in a few short weeks.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:45:55 [Preview] No.218872 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:47:23 [Preview] No.218873 del
>>218872
Gook night.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 12:48:02 [Preview] No.218874 del
>>218872
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:02:42 [Preview] No.218875 del
Humid, nose stinging fart.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:03:12 [Preview] No.218876 del
webby


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:14:26 [Preview] No.218877 del
Webby's clapper.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:16:24 [Preview] No.218878 del
big based webby


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:25:41 [Preview] No.218879 del
>>218878
the good kind of BBW


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 13:33:16 [Preview] No.218880 del
spicy fart


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 15:58:30 [Preview] No.218881 del
Historic ejaculation.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 17:43:01 [Preview] No.218882 del
(1.11 MB 640x360 1569715152975.webm)


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 18:52:59 [Preview] No.218883 del
Vegemite on toast.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 18:57:40 [Preview] No.218884 del
>>218883
promite better


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:26:16 [Preview] No.218886 del
>>218516
the doom test is honestly one of my favorite metrics for testing low tech devices


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:38:49 [Preview] No.218887 del
Morning neets. Another day, another (probably) futile attempt to lose weight.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 19:48:01 [Preview] No.218888 del
>>218887
morning
book yourself into camp


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:17:12 [Preview] No.218889 del
>>218887
>>218888
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:21:23 [Preview] No.218890 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:37:17 [Preview] No.218891 del
Happy Thursday my friends


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:38:02 [Preview] No.218892 del
>>218891
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 20:59:02 [Preview] No.218893 del
>>218887
obtain some meth
>>218888
>>218889
>>218890

Good Morning Neets. My elbow is still very sore. Gonna pop by the pharmacy this morn and buy a support band. Doctors appointment thisarv too. Will score some more painkillers. Looking foward to a comfy weekend.

https://www.adventurebikerider.com/how-to-avoid-and-treat-tennis-elbow/


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:04:25 [Preview] No.218894 del
>>218885
absolutely rediculous price. posties are meant to be a couple hundred bucks to get you through when you loose your licence.

if you want a minibike get a grom. i have riden one and they are based.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:17:43 [Preview] No.218895 del
>>218817
It is out of love that I must.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:21:24 [Preview] No.218896 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:23:51 [Preview] No.218897 del
>>218893
Good morning Nuro. You need R&R not pain killers.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:23:57 [Preview] No.218898 del
>>218837
Hot, primed for dicking.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:26:27 [Preview] No.218899 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:28:43 [Preview] No.218900 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.218901 del


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:29:36 [Preview] No.218902 del
>>218894
Hot, primed for dicking.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:37:30 [Preview] No.218903 del
>>218885
Pretty cool, a bit expensive though.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:48:38 [Preview] No.218904 del
ATO paid me $2732 overnight.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:52:17 [Preview] No.218905 del
>>218904
I need to get an agent to work that shit out, I only got 1k


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:55:10 [Preview] No.218906 del
ethanolestate when?
>Why you may soon be adding an extra line to your home address: Push for indigenous place names to be included in all mail directions
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8717103/Aboriginal-woman-pushes-Indigenous-place-names-included-addresses.html


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:55:34 [Preview] No.218907 del
>>218905
Are you claiming the relevant deductions?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:56:57 [Preview] No.218908 del
>>218901
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:57:20 [Preview] No.218909 del
>>218907
I have no idea. I just go through the site and try to get it done as quick as possible because it confuses and irritates me.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:57:42 [Preview] No.218910 del
>>218908
Sup babu


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:58:18 [Preview] No.218911 del
>>218904
Free Tim Tams for all the neets.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:58:43 [Preview] No.218912 del
If I had gone into the shower 28 minutes ago, I would be leaving for work and be on time.
Now I am late because I sat here playing on my phone.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 21:59:20 [Preview] No.218913 del
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NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:31 [Preview] No.218915 del
>>218912
who showers?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:37 [Preview] No.218916 del
>>218909
>I just go through the site and try to get it done as quick as possible because it confuses and irritates me.
The most expensive tax accountant business with many outlets is H&R Block that charge $130. There are also cheaper online services that prepare everything then send you a copy of it before they lodge it.

It sounds like you are getting back the tax credit amount without any deduction. It might be worth going through your financial records and seeing if it is worth making an amendment to your tax record through an accountant for a bigger refund. You shouldn't be paying out of your income for expenses directly related to your employment.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:03:48 [Preview] No.218917 del
>>218911
except the rude ones


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:04:36 [Preview] No.218918 del
>>218901
Howdy!
>>218893
>>218890
>>218889
>>218888
Check 'em!
>>218887
Good morning to all. It's forecast to rain throughout the day with a possible thunderstorm this arvo. This is prime lay in bed all day watching movies weather.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:06:10 [Preview] No.218919 del
Diana Rigg dieded


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:07:46 [Preview] No.218920 del
>>218918
Good morning.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:09:00 [Preview] No.218921 del
>>218919
I was a bit worried when I saw her photograph thinking for a moment it could be Judy.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:10:49 [Preview] No.218922 del
Before they left the Shire
>'This is what we are dealing with on a daily basis': Merging car collides with a truck on a bridge and files an insurance claim an hour later claiming they WEREN'T at fault
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8716921/Merging-car-collides-truck-bridge-files-insurance-claim-hour-later.html


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:15:10 [Preview] No.218923 del
>>218921
she didn't age well, but she was pretty spunky in her younger days


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:17:17 [Preview] No.218924 del
>>218923
>she didn't age well
She's no Judy but I enjoyed her performance on screen.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:20:06 [Preview] No.218925 del
>>218922
it's a pity that drivers generally can't sue other drivers
she should be prosecuted by the state for making false statements and sued by the truck driver for libel


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:25:43 [Preview] No.218926 del
>>218916
I wear suits worth more than my return (if you include shoes and shirts).
The building guy does tax, I'm seeing him again tonight.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:26:25 [Preview] No.218927 del
>>218918
A well positioned Howdy!
You have given other NEETs a taste, now they will be jealous.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:27:32 [Preview] No.218928 del
>>218926
It really shits me we can't claim suits and office attire as a uniform when doing tax, yet hi-vis knuckle draggers can claim all their shit.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:27:53 [Preview] No.218929 del
>>218926
How confident are you about this building guy of yours? Are you sure he is on the level?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:29:18 [Preview] No.218930 del
>>218929
I warned him not to put all his mallard eggs in one basket, but he seems hell bent on getting burned.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:33:37 [Preview] No.218931 del
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>>218929
I have no idea. How would I be able to tell?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:35:45 [Preview] No.218932 del
>>218931
Wait until he has actually built your house before you start giving him your finances to manage.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:36:16 [Preview] No.218933 del
>>218906
White man won, the boongs lost, and the losers need to be reminded of that from time to time.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:37:09 [Preview] No.218934 del
>>218928
Don't forget the crappy exemption unless it is a mandatory uniform that has the company logo on. I kind of understand where it is coming from with costs but if there is a yearly limit that would make more sense than the current system.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:42:35 [Preview] No.218935 del
>>218933
I think you need to look over the facts and see the truth.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:45:59 [Preview] No.218936 del
>>218757
Meh, the bumpers are there for a reason.

>>218759
That the one with the whores?

>>218792
>they'll form a click
Don't you mean a cluck?

>>218799
She appears to have a piercing on her bottom lip. Disgusting though less so than if it were in the nose.

>>218822
Any GnR fan would assume that's Slash playing if they didn't know otherwise. 10/10.

>>218872
She's seen my penis apparently

>>218882
Looks staged

>>218884
MightyMite bestest


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 22:57:19 [Preview] No.218937 del
>>218897
You're exactly right, he needs restraining & removal from society.

>>218928
Without all those gibz the knuckle-draggers would be less inclined to keep doing such menial work.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:00:42 [Preview] No.218938 del
>>218937
>Without all those gibz the knuckle-draggers would be less inclined to keep doing such menial work.
they dont need tax gibs when they're taking home 150k a year


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:04:42 [Preview] No.218939 del
>>218938
CUBs are a problem tbh


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:16:45 [Preview] No.218940 del
>>218939
>CUBs
whats?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:23:33 [Preview] No.218941 del
(49.39 KB 647x1000 EhieH8CWkAUJolo.jpg)


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:24:43 [Preview] No.218942 del
>>218940
Cashed Up Bogans


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:25:09 [Preview] No.218943 del
>>218941
That Pepe must be lonely he would never get any hugs.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:31:50 [Preview] No.218945 del
does anybody know how one might find a free stream of the NFL that starts at 10:15?


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:33:54 [Preview] No.218946 del
Had a big bowl of stew for breakky as I am out of milk.
Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
Having a strepsil as I seem to have a sore throat coming on for some reason.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:34:13 [Preview] No.218947 del
>>218944
No wonder he went to court.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:44:57 [Preview] No.218948 del
>>218947
yeah, scumbag
this bit was more what I was getting at with the creepshot noots
>Investigators are appealing for anyone who visited Bunnings at North Mackay on Saturday, September 5, between 11am and midday with female children, aged between five and 15 years, to contact police.

15 can look 17/18, and we've had uniformed pictures posted here previously


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:48:43 [Preview] No.218949 del
Could go for another season of The Mandalorian tbqh


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:49:39 [Preview] No.218950 del
>>218946
>breakky


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:51:18 [Preview] No.218951 del
>>218948
Only one 'person' has posted such pictures


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:51:56 [Preview] No.218952 del
>>218951
That damn "Nofun" again!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:52:52 [Preview] No.218953 del
>>218952
NoFun has zero interest in 3D girls.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:53:34 [Preview] No.218954 del
>>218946
Hope your throat gets better and good luck with the exam.
>>218953
Behind every bad thing that happens here is NoFun.


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:55:33 [Preview] No.218955 del
>>218948
I swear office, I didn't know she was only 5!


NEET 09/10/2020 (Thu) 23:57:42 [Preview] No.218956 del
>>218946
>Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
My programming exams were all done with pen and paper. Required a certain amount of forethought to prevent needless waste of paper.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:01:16 [Preview] No.218957 del
>>218956
What country are you from that can't afford computers for their computer courses?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:04:18 [Preview] No.218958 del
>>218957
There was a time before computers.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:04:57 [Preview] No.218959 del
>>218957
The big end of year exams work that way at Adelaide. The prac exams throughout the semester are done on computers though.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:05:58 [Preview] No.218960 del
>>218955
Officer NoFun...


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:06:28 [Preview] No.218961 del
Webby learnt to program on the Antikythera mechanism.
He doesn't like all these 'transistors' that kids are using these days, he says they are just a a passing fad.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:07:19 [Preview] No.218962 del
>>218961
vacuum tubes and mercury delay lines work just fine


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:15 [Preview] No.218963 del
>>218944
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he was the spammer here.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:16 [Preview] No.218964 del
I didn't tip any of those standards down the sink.
Paying the toll.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:18:36 [Preview] No.218965 del
>>218946
>Got a programming prac exam on in a few hours. Should be fine.
You'll be fine. What language is it in?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:20:01 [Preview] No.218966 del
>>218956
COVID-19 changed that and I honestly think for the better tbh
I learned more doing a major project than cramming for an exam


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:22:22 [Preview] No.218967 del
I recommend these to NEETs, as they are always sweet and never bitter:
https://www.driscolls.com.au/blog/new-blueberry-variety-bursts-onto-the-berry-scene


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:22:48 [Preview] No.218968 del
>>218964
Have a couple more this morning to set you right.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:23:39 [Preview] No.218969 del
>>218964
They went down your gurgler.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:24:44 [Preview] No.218970 del
>>218967
Finally, a sugardaddy i can buy from the fruit + vegies section in coles.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:25:21 [Preview] No.218971 del
I had a quiz this morning, the lecturer copied all the answers from an instructors manual online so I did the quiz the best I could then checked my answer to correct any mistakes. I would normally care but these quizzes are worth 20% of the grade.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:31:25 [Preview] No.218972 del
>>218970
I have enjoyed every piece of fruit from them. They sell our fast and are bit more expensive but they are very nice.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:37:55 [Preview] No.218973 del
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>>218967
>The Arana blueberry has been naturally bred by Costa


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:40:22 [Preview] No.218974 del
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Do you neets ever cheat on ausneets with other imageboards, discord/slack etc, or do you remain pure and monogamous?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:41:37 [Preview] No.218975 del
That berry article is dated 2017, how did you stumble upon it?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:44:13 [Preview] No.218976 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:44:45 [Preview] No.218977 del
>>218974
>discord


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:47:10 [Preview] No.218978 del
>>218974
Totally monogamous
I don't know where else to hangout, I've just drifted away from internet culture etc. I wish I could go back.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:02 [Preview] No.218979 del
>>218973
You can taste the difference.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:24 [Preview] No.218980 del
>>218975
Mummybot got them from Woolworths as seasonal stock that comes in and sells out quickly.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:48:44 [Preview] No.218981 del
>>218976
At least it is not designated Java.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:50:25 [Preview] No.218982 del
>>218974
Sometimes I talk to Possum on the other board.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:58:08 [Preview] No.218983 del
>Scott Morrison in tears over denied funeral exemption | 9 News Australia
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM76nTewyVM

Starting to think the QLD premier is a bit of a cunt lads


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 00:59:42 [Preview] No.218984 del
>>218983
The family should just drive over the butthole and run down anybody that tries to stop them. Just because something is law doesn't make it right.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:01:47 [Preview] No.218985 del
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Can you guys make this meme I created the image for the next thread? I posted some OC in some previous threads but they couldn't be featured because they're weren't pepe or green. This one is, so have a think about it.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:02:33 [Preview] No.218986 del
>>218985
Very nice


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:06 [Preview] No.218987 del
>>218985
i like it
make it so


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:24 [Preview] No.218988 del
>>218982
The only acceptable reason to talk to possum is to abuse him.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:03:30 [Preview] No.218989 del
>>218986
it's good but i think i fucked up the hat a bit


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.218990 del
>>218985
Not going to make any promises but I will try and remember to use if the other NEET doesn't make a thread.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:05:39 [Preview] No.218991 del
>>218988
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:07:14 [Preview] No.218992 del
>>218978
Same tbqh. Getting into other communities is too mentally taxing.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:10:02 [Preview] No.218993 del
>>218980
I meant the article not the fruit itself. Or were you that bored you decided to browse their site after eating the berries?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:11:36 [Preview] No.218994 del
>>218985
Excellent image and thanks, there's been an OC drought lately.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:12:21 [Preview] No.218995 del
>>218991
He loves it.
Gives him childhood nostalgia.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:14:17 [Preview] No.218996 del
>>218993
>I meant the article not the fruit itself.
Google. I typed the name in and it matched the product packaging.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:15:06 [Preview] No.218997 del
What is your skincare routine like?
I use the "Sukin" brand stuff as it seems pretty good value for money.
I use the cleanser and then the moisturizer twice a day.
I also use a facial sunscreen.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.218999 del
>>218985
Very well Pepe'd.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:17:30 [Preview] No.219000 del
>>218997
non-existent
a gril at work is buying me some mud mask stuff to pull the gunk out apparently :-/


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:20:05 [Preview] No.219001 del
>>218997
I was my face a night in the shower each day. I use witch hazel wipes on red patches or very oily skin. I then apply creams to reduce redness and treat skin blemishes.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:20:24 [Preview] No.219002 del
>>218983
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/we-need-every-dollar-comment-exposes-queenslands-double-standards/news-story/a664722df8e69d1f61e1416ea6452888

They've literally admitted it is about money. That's why there is one rule for AFL homos and that pedo looking cunt Tom Hanks, and another for everybody else.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:21:52 [Preview] No.219003 del
The politicians that oppose the lockdowns and shit do so because they are secretly Aboriginal.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:24:38 [Preview] No.219005 del
>>219002
I found interesting the state premier tried to make it about bullying when every one else could see the absolute bullshit. Especially that case where only one child could see the terminally ill father, until the outrage made them change their decisions. Like premier blaming the health officer and the health officer blaming the premier.

What irks me is that the public sector is growing at federal and pretty certain state and territories as well. I doubt their be a return on each dollar spend that feeds this endless cycle of bureaucracy.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:25:24 [Preview] No.219006 del
>>219004
They rented a Lambo to sell the house?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:26:34 [Preview] No.219007 del
>>219006
I think it was a package deal originally, and it didn't sell, and now they're reporting it sold minus all that stuff.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:26:55 [Preview] No.219008 del
>>218996
Clarification much appreciated.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:28:12 [Preview] No.219009 del
>>219002
Tom Hanks once pretended to be a Big kid just so he could play with little boys


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:04 [Preview] No.219010 del
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Happy Friday, NEETs. I think I'm going to be drinking alone tonight. What are you all up to?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:11 [Preview] No.219011 del
>>219007
Ah, understandable.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:29:26 [Preview] No.219012 del
>>219009
he also did sex on that bullmastiff in turner and hooch


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:30:58 [Preview] No.219013 del
>>219010
Thank you, you too. I am thinking about large bulges with thicc and thin cum extractors.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:34:06 [Preview] No.219014 del
>>218997
I check my face for food stains before going out


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:36:18 [Preview] No.219015 del
>>219014
You fucking normie. Get out.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:38:47 [Preview] No.219016 del
>>219010
Got a bottle of wine to keep me company tonight (or this arvo).

>>219012
He's truly degenerate and should've been locked up in a psych ward after befriending that soccer ball.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:39:43 [Preview] No.219017 del
>>219015
Not him, but I often have to check for cum stains before going out.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:41:48 [Preview] No.219019 del
off to see the colonel


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:43:27 [Preview] No.219020 del
>>219019
Enjoy!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:44:23 [Preview] No.219021 del
>>219017
I've gone to uni with cumstains on my clothes before.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:45:28 [Preview] No.219022 del
>>219021
Does it make you feel self-conscious? It does for me.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:26 [Preview] No.219023 del
>>219017
On your face?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:47 [Preview] No.219024 del
>>219018
I don't mind these songs.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:46:57 [Preview] No.219025 del
>>219022
Yeah, I felt terrible when I realised but I don't think it was all that noticeable.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:47:42 [Preview] No.219026 del
>>219023
Shirt/jumper.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:47:56 [Preview] No.219027 del
>>219024
pa pa pa pa pa parapa


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:48:41 [Preview] No.219028 del
Off to uni, bye noots.
Getting a bit warm today.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:55:56 [Preview] No.219029 del
>>219000
I just use masking tape.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:57:07 [Preview] No.219030 del
>>218949
I thought the new season starts at the end of October or so


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:58:45 [Preview] No.219031 del
>>219010
Just watched the latest Jumanji moofie.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 01:59:34 [Preview] No.219032 del
>>219028
Have fun


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:03:28 [Preview] No.219033 del
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>>219019
What are you getting neet? Do not bring shame to the board with some puny meal.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:06:54 [Preview] No.219034 del
>>219028
Have a good one!

>>219030
No idea. Only watched the first during the past week. Pretty good acting all round plus the baby Yoda is cute, and thankfully they didn't make it obnoxiously cute.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:07:43 [Preview] No.219035 del
>>219031
Any good? How does is it compare to the original?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:15:35 [Preview] No.219036 del
>>219033
I got a regular Zinger combo and ten (10) nuggers.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:23:24 [Preview] No.219037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbeSNss5lS4 [Embed]


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:35:37 [Preview] No.219038 del
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toot too chugga chugga big boong train


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 02:45:55 [Preview] No.219039 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:01:04 [Preview] No.219040 del
At uni. It is hot and humid so I am wearing shorts.
I look like an utter mong and I am a bit insecure about it.
Feeling all gay and lonely today.
Prac exam is in an hour and a half. It should be easy.
I just want to get it over with an go home.
Tonight is a gym night, hopefully I feel better after that.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:03:21 [Preview] No.219041 del
>>219040
I bet you look cute.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:13:07 [Preview] No.219042 del
ice cream


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.219043 del
more ice cream


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 03:58:40 [Preview] No.219044 del
even more ice cream


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.219045 del
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was this real?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.219046 del
>>219041
I hope he is >>219040


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:14:45 [Preview] No.219047 del
>>219045
I doubt the blur and focus looks strange. The banner top part looks unedited.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:20:57 [Preview] No.219048 del
-46Β°C (-51Β°F) in Yakutsk City, Siberia / Russia

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qVHofQB1xCw [Embed]


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:22:42 [Preview] No.219049 del
>>219048
would prefer that to Australian summer


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:22:50 [Preview] No.219050 del
I have done sweet fuck all at work today.
Maybe half an hour of actual work, the rest is just Youtube and TV


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:26:22 [Preview] No.219051 del
>>219050
i spent the morning helping some guys find a free NFL stream and then punched a hole in the firewall for it to work
then went and got a coffee
then did some youtubes
then went to KFC
answered a few questions


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:32:23 [Preview] No.219052 del
>>219049
I'd just love to know what that sort of cold feels like. Living in QLD I've experienced temps on the opposite range during Summer, low to mid 40's.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:33:49 [Preview] No.219053 del
>>219050
So far I've spent the day watching YouTube while drinking a bottle of wine. Might order some pizza.

>>219051
Show-off!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 04:49:44 [Preview] No.219054 del
>>219051
>punched a hole in the firewall for it to work
How whimsical.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:18:29 [Preview] No.219057 del
>>219035
I didn't think it was good as the first one, it was ok
>>219050
You should give yourself an early mark


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:24:35 [Preview] No.219058 del
>>219057
>the first one
Just to clarify are we talking about the 1995 film or the 'Welcome to the Jungle' thingo released in 2017?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:24:45 [Preview] No.219059 del
Sangram Singh is delivery my Grill'd meal


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:27:59 [Preview] No.219060 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:33:10 [Preview] No.219061 del
>>219059
What feed is being delivered?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:39:41 [Preview] No.219062 del
(4.10 MB 3264x2448 TGIF Pizza.jpg)
>tfw delivered
Gonna eat this then watch some Star Wars


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:44:03 [Preview] No.219064 del
>>219062
Enjoy your pizza m8


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 05:57:31 [Preview] No.219065 del
>>219061
Just the regular "Simply Grill'd" burger and chips.

60 minutes to go
Might have a wank while rubbing my fat belly and then head to Dannies


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:01:38 [Preview] No.219066 del
>>219065
Grill'd burgers are over priced, although they are good.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:01:55 [Preview] No.219067 del
far out


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:06:13 [Preview] No.219068 del
Pizza has been eaten, now beer I shall be drinkin', then comes the sleeping.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:08:15 [Preview] No.219069 del
>>219065
Enjoy your feed, what's left after Sang takes his share.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:12:35 [Preview] No.219070 del
>>219066
Was only $20 delivered
I'm not gonna bother getting maccas or something delivered


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:14:53 [Preview] No.219071 del
>>219070
>Was only $20 delivered
Not bad at all as it is pretty easy with the delivery fee to go over.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:38:24 [Preview] No.219072 del
havin a wine


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:39:03 [Preview] No.219073 del
shire stole my feeler gauges once


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:39:15 [Preview] No.219074 del
Feeling fat and bloated
Did not enjoy that durry

Wondering what and when I should start drinking tonight


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:40:00 [Preview] No.219075 del
>>219074
have a night free of the demon drink


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:40:59 [Preview] No.219076 del
haha yes!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:53:57 [Preview] No.219077 del
amazing


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.219078 del
Exam didn't go well. I don't want to talk about it.
Feeling severely woe'd.
Mostly just loneliness.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:00:41 [Preview] No.219079 del
5PM
Works out
Here I come Daddy Dan


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:04:10 [Preview] No.219080 del
>>219078
> I don't want to talk about it.
you bloody well will


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:10:46 [Preview] No.219081 del
>>219078
Unlucky


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.219082 del
>>219078
>>219079
See you soon!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:11:41 [Preview] No.219083 del
Do you ever feel you are just unworthy of being loved?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:12:17 [Preview] No.219084 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.219085 del
>>219082
I stopped drinking months ago.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:13:18 [Preview] No.219086 del
>>219083
of course
for me it's like a game where I can watch others play but I'm not allowed to participate


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:20:35 [Preview] No.219087 del
>>218985
Very well done.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, rearranged some of the furniture in my room last night, got rid of the old stinky armchair and coffee table I had and am now using a proper desk and chair, my room is much more spacious and comfy now.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:25:29 [Preview] No.219088 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:29:37 [Preview] No.219089 del
do girls like riding pillion on a motorcycle or does it scare them?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:38:36 [Preview] No.219090 del
>>219087
Sounds good neet


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:40:42 [Preview] No.219091 del
>>219087
Very productive NEET.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:43:08 [Preview] No.219092 del
>>219089
I liked doing it as a boy.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:44:04 [Preview] No.219093 del
My chair just let out an unusually long groan.
Goodbye neets.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:45:38 [Preview] No.219094 del
>>219092
did you grool on the seat?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:47:37 [Preview] No.219095 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.219096 del
>>219093
Perhaps it groaned in pleasure?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:50:50 [Preview] No.219097 del
>>219095
That's a white dog.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:51:19 [Preview] No.219098 del
>>219095
It would be good for him to explain to everybody just how exactly he has been discriminated against.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:52:56 [Preview] No.219099 del
>>219093
Are you actually a Ukrainian?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:53:04 [Preview] No.219100 del
>>219098
Get one of those genealogy breakdowns done too, so we can all see exactly what percentage of proud Wiradjuri man he is.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:55:00 [Preview] No.219101 del
>>219099
Nah, the Australian IPs were giving me some grief so I clicked to a random euro one. I'll use the Australian flag now.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 07:58:20 [Preview] No.219103 del
I'd fuck the missus.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.219104 del
>>219103
She is black dick only bro.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.219105 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:02:02 [Preview] No.219106 del
i wonder if he still gets a cenno payment in addition to his cricket wage?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.219107 del
>>219103
But you're not a Boong.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:13:13 [Preview] No.219108 del
Real true blue boongs would be disgusting by this white gay cunt


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:13:40 [Preview] No.219109 del
12 standards.
The 'yoush


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.219110 del
>>219108
too bad there's an army of 1/16th boongs who have infected every part of the gibbz department and are only too happy to sign off on these white imposters being boongs


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:18:19 [Preview] No.219111 del
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>>219095
Fuck, I was just about to post this. Why are australians so racist against proud black men like Christian?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:21:34 [Preview] No.219112 del
Christian is such a good traditional Aboriginal name too!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.219113 del
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>>219111
>Farkin whyte dogs


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.219114 del
>>219110
This is an opportunity get all of ausneets onto boongbux, you racist white dog.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.219115 del
Painful bowel movement.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.219116 del
The timing is most curious.
International First XI by Xmas, followed by Australian of the Year?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:37:24 [Preview] No.219117 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:38:02 [Preview] No.219118 del
>>219115
Drink some Metamucil.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:41:18 [Preview] No.219119 del
Dunno what to do with myself
Sick of refreshing this fucking site for that tiny dopamine boost

What are you guys gonna be up to tonight?


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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:46:40 [Preview] No.219122 del
>>219119
I'm going in to the gym tonight unless I have some breakdown and get drunk instead.
I don't like going to the gym on Friday/Saturday nights as it makes me feel lonely seeing people my age being happy and having friends and everything.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.219123 del
>>219119
I found tiktok website an easy way to get a quick dopamine boost.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:47:49 [Preview] No.219125 del
>>219121
They'll ignore it. The only time that information would be read is in the final stages of delivery even then it doesn't matter. You can write whatever you want with that extra line.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.219126 del
>>219122
Take the night off and watch a movie at home or something.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:48:49 [Preview] No.219127 del
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>>219121
>Gomeroi woman Rachel McPhail


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:49:59 [Preview] No.219128 del
>>219101
Fair enough.
>>219102
She is darker than him.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:00 [Preview] No.219129 del
>>219125
I will never, ever, write a boong place name down on something. I still say Ayers Rock.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:07 [Preview] No.219130 del
>>219126
Hmmm, I'll just feel worse as then I'll feel guilty too.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:50:56 [Preview] No.219131 del
>>219130
I don't know, mate. You need to get out of your own head for a bit.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.219132 del
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>>219124
Bombs? No, we'll send in Our Man Dan, armed with cheap goon, to destroy these ancient tribes.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:51:18 [Preview] No.219133 del
>>219124
ethanolstate


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:52:46 [Preview] No.219134 del
>>219129
I find that is a quick way to catch out middle class people larping as working class.
Saying Uluru makes you sound like a huge LGBTTQQIAAP representativegot.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.219135 del
>>219129
Your package and letter will most likely still be delivered.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:53:25 [Preview] No.219136 del
>>219131
I appreciate your concern but I'll be right. I'll head to the gym a bit later.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.219137 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2AnqEMIYMA [Embed]


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:55:54 [Preview] No.219138 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 08:56:35 [Preview] No.219139 del
>>219132
Good on ya Dan


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:00:39 [Preview] No.219140 del
>>219122
How old are you now Sperg?

I'm 27, shits pretty fucked. Wasted most of my 20s just being a drunk fuckhead who has ruined opportunities and relationships etc.
22 year olds are more successful and emotionally advanced than I am.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.219141 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:05:41 [Preview] No.219142 del
Sober as a monk.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:07:30 [Preview] No.219143 del
>>219129
On Australia day we're gonna organise a trip to ayer's rock for the whole neet communes, and carve 'Always has been, always will be Ayer's rock' in giant letters on the side.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:07:51 [Preview] No.219144 del
A single chicken will not thrive in a solitary existence. Like other social birds, chickens like to eat and forage, roost and dust-bathe together. Unlike most other birds, they will lay eggs in common nests and often raise chicks communally. If you can't keep more than one chicken, you should consider another pet.
I need to kill her. Her name is now Helen, that sounds like a chicken's name.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:08:07 [Preview] No.219145 del
!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:09:51 [Preview] No.219146 del
>>219144
wedge her under one of your car tyres and then back over her slowly


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:09:52 [Preview] No.219147 del
>>218932
I won't need to do my tax for a year anyway.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:10:35 [Preview] No.219148 del
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>>219143
We should carve this into it.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:12:04 [Preview] No.219149 del
>>219144
Do not harm her. You will never forgive yourself. Get her a friend.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:12:56 [Preview] No.219150 del
Cut Helens head off and film it for us


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:15:22 [Preview] No.219151 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:20:36 [Preview] No.219152 del
Browsing the auspol thread on /pol/ for the first time in years.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:22:52 [Preview] No.219153 del
>>219144
Good suggestion is this and you'll probably get fewer problems if it learns from the older one >>219149


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:23:57 [Preview] No.219154 del
I'm not very rhythmic.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:25:00 [Preview] No.219155 del
>>219148
Considering carving webby's visage into the rock above those words too. And monk's. And maybe based nuro's


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:25:37 [Preview] No.219156 del
>>219152
You need blackup from ausneets?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:15 [Preview] No.219157 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E8_utQlJbo [Embed]


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:31 [Preview] No.219158 del
>>219154
You were lastnight.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.219159 del
>>219155
A NOOT Mount Rushmore?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:28:32 [Preview] No.219160 del
Ordered a filet o' fish.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:28:46 [Preview] No.219161 del
Possum is actually the BO and thrives on our stupidity.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.219162 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.219163 del
>>219140
21.
No friends.
No hobbies.
Never had a girlfriend.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:30:00 [Preview] No.219164 del
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Helllo just browsing the gen while i wait for the new episode of the boys to download. *yawn*

yeah my life is cutting edge engineering and rainbows you god damn frens and salty LGBTTQQIAAP representativegots


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.219165 del
>>219164
Good evening Nuro. Did you get more codeine?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:33:22 [Preview] No.219166 del
>>219164
Hi Nuro nice to see you.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:19 [Preview] No.219167 del
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I hate seeing this woman on the news


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:39 [Preview] No.219168 del
>>218974
I usually one go on the three /ausneets/
I sometimes go on 4chan, when you all are too slow for me and I wasnt to fast post. Which is rarely.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.219169 del
>>219163
All but your age is fixable, mate.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:35:09 [Preview] No.219170 del
Nuro couldn't assemble an $80 kmart kids bike once.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.219171 del
>>219164
>cutting edge engineering
post your B.Eng


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:03 [Preview] No.219172 del
>>219170
even if he had, it would have collapsed when the tubby cunt sat on it


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:33 [Preview] No.219173 del
>>219169
It's tough to explain.
I don't actually want to do any of that stuff. I only want to fantasise about it if that makes sense. I've had people try to befriend me before and I've always brushed them off as I am uncomfortable with it.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:48 [Preview] No.219174 del
>>219168
I usually one go on the three /ausneets/

Is this real? What are the other ones?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.219175 del
>>219170
Did the package have a few missing screws and bolts?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.219176 del
>>219171
Kek, mongs think that engineering is the same as being a technician.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.219177 del
>>219164
Did someone die there?
because there is a flower in the railing like a memorial.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.219178 del
>>218997
I put hot water on my face.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.219179 del
>>219000
Show me your gunk.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:32 [Preview] No.219180 del
I wish I lived in Brisbane


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:49 [Preview] No.219181 del
>>219168
You let your bad side out on 4chan.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:38:50 [Preview] No.219182 del
>>219003
The lock down in good.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:39:05 [Preview] No.219183 del
>>219179
Post your bulge first.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:39:15 [Preview] No.219184 del
>>219010
Eating kievs.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:40:05 [Preview] No.219185 del
>>219184
Poor Ukrainians.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:40:13 [Preview] No.219186 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:19 [Preview] No.219187 del
>>219174
There are /ausneets/ boards on 16chan and 8coon.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.219188 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:41 [Preview] No.219189 del
>>219184
Half price from Woolies deli?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:41:51 [Preview] No.219190 del
>>219067
brussel sprout


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:43:51 [Preview] No.219192 del
>>219112
How he came to be christened "Maginnis"!


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:44:49 [Preview] No.219193 del
>>219140
You can turn it around.
It's not all bad.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:01 [Preview] No.219194 del
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>>219165
yes 80 tabs of panadeine forte with 3 repeats

>>219166
nicee to see you too fren

>>219167
>WHO ??
been living up the coast and have not watched the jnews for months to kep my mental health

>>219171
>learning things
> at university
why are you such a consistanly dumb hagggot that women want nothing to do with ???

>>219177
no KARENS just set up annoying plaques there against the councils wishes


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:11 [Preview] No.219195 del
>>219146
ba keerk


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.219196 del
>>219152
I don't like it anymore.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:46:30 [Preview] No.219197 del
>>219194
oh yeha that was me sunshine

later neets fucking diabolical


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:48:15 [Preview] No.219198 del
>>219181
You let your bad side out on 4chan.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:48:36 [Preview] No.219199 del
>>219189
Aldi ones.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:12 [Preview] No.219200 del
>>219194
> have not watched the jnews
Good work.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.219201 del
>>219197
>fucking diabolical


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:49:51 [Preview] No.219202 del
gnarly stuff


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:50:28 [Preview] No.219203 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.219204 del
I was touched once.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.219205 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:51:38 [Preview] No.219206 del
>>219204
That makes you gay.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:52:43 [Preview] No.219207 del
>>219206
We want pictures


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:53:00 [Preview] No.219208 del
>>219194
Nuro might not know single variable calculus but he knows all about physics and engineering.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:53:30 [Preview] No.219209 del
As they say you can't be a little bit pregnant.
It's either it is, or it isn't.
And it is, that you are gay.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:54:35 [Preview] No.219210 del
Nuro thinks he is Billy Butcher but he is really Huey.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:54:45 [Preview] No.219211 del
Filet o' fish.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:55:03 [Preview] No.219212 del
Had chili con carne for dinner from a mexican restaurant, it was spicy and my poos are going to be hot tomorrow


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:55:13 [Preview] No.219213 del
>>219208
He is a man of heavy chemistry.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:56:28 [Preview] No.219214 del
Y'all must think I'm three ways but crazy, understandable.
She also said the city was willing to sign it's third division.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:56:58 [Preview] No.219215 del
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I pulled hairs out of my nose and now it's bleeding.


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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:57:21 [Preview] No.219217 del
>>219140
That poster isn't me, I'm going to be 22 next June, I feel like bar the second half of last year when I had a semi-decent wage(the pay wasn't spectacular but the job itself was pretty comfy as I just drove around in new cars most of the time), saved up enough to buy a car and then some and made some progress socially by getting a few decent mates, I've been stuck in something of a holding pattern ever since I left school of zig-zaging between uni, waging and NEETdom. In hindsight returning to uni was a mistake, I should have stayed at that wage and kept going somewhere, but I was sick of the day to day lifestyle of getting up early and coming home tired. I feel the next few years are going to be make or break for me, but I'm quite unsure of how to "make it" or what exactly that's supposed to entail.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:58:08 [Preview] No.219218 del
Feeling pretty depressed bros
Just don't know what I'm doin or where I'm goin
Got no direction in my life, few career skills, no connections, no 4 year plan.
Sick of being a drop kick aye


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:58:18 [Preview] No.219219 del
Little grunt.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.219220 del
>>219215
Get yourself a little electric nose hair trimmer.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.219221 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:00:03 [Preview] No.219222 del
>>219218
Sounds tough


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:01:33 [Preview] No.219223 del
>>219217
You should make the most of uni while you can
If I was doing it again I'd probably join some of those clubs and groups and stuff as a way to make friends, even though it might feel a bit awkward and kind of pathetic (thats the wrong word) to do it.
If you got a part time wage that'd be handy but I miss those early 20s years where I had a few mates to go to the pub with and occasionally chat to girls.
Now its just me living alone crushing cans and mentally going backwards.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:01:53 [Preview] No.219224 del
>>219215
Good work neet


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:02:48 [Preview] No.219225 del
>>219221
You can't get enough of it.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:03:17 [Preview] No.219226 del
>>219223
>Now its just me living alone crushing cans and mentally going backwards.
iktf


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:04:00 [Preview] No.219227 del
>>219208
dont start

honestly its like me saying enonymous coward anon knows nothing of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Scott_MacDonald_Coxeter


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:06:08 [Preview] No.219228 del
I seriously can't find which disk or server I put my old collection of random chan images and ex-gf nudes on
Incredibly stressful


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:06:33 [Preview] No.219229 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:10:50 [Preview] No.219231 del
>>219227
>>219229
What does this prove?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:11:24 [Preview] No.219232 del
>>219218
Yeah, you're basically me. It is tough.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.219233 del
>>219229
>>219227
Are you trying to argue that this guy didn't know high-school mathematics?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:13:19 [Preview] No.219234 del
>>219233
I don't think he knows what he's trying to argue.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:35 [Preview] No.219235 del
>>219229
Those are some fancy looking stars.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:48 [Preview] No.219236 del
Off to the gym, bye noots.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:16:58 [Preview] No.219237 del
I found my secret stash. It's on my Linux install


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:18:24 [Preview] No.219238 del
>>219237
Delete it for good. Its holding you back.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:18:41 [Preview] No.219239 del
>>219236
Have a good time.


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>>219231
>What does this prove?
you have brain vagene

>>219233
>Are you trying to argue that this guy
>>219234
>I don't think he knows what he's trying to argue.

bunch of dumb fucks here that think there are only (4) fundamental forces that rule our existance


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:22:07 [Preview] No.219241 del
>>219191
I hope they continue the raid.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:31:03 [Preview] No.219242 del
Nice out tonight.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:32:27 [Preview] No.219243 del
>>219242
Beautiful.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:34:37 [Preview] No.219245 del
>>219242
Scenic.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:37:56 [Preview] No.219246 del
>>219242
I wish the Stasi would let me go outside


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:41:03 [Preview] No.219247 del
>>219244
It always amazes me how these people are buying like 3 slabs.
If I did that I'd end up just drinking em


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:44:06 [Preview] No.219248 del
>>219247
Normies have self control. I can't imagine being like that.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:44:33 [Preview] No.219249 del
>>219223
>You should make the most of uni while you can
If I was doing it again I'd probably join some of those clubs and groups and stuff as a way to make friends, even though it might feel a bit awkward and kind of pathetic (thats the wrong word) to do it.
Yeah I was planning to do that this year but then all this coronavirus shit happened.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:47:55 [Preview] No.219250 del
Going down memory lane.
I miss the old times lads, it was a different board back then.
I was a different person, my life has changed considerably since then.
This is the first time I've looked through my old filesystem in a long time.
It's a bit weird, bit surprising, kind of embarrassing but all good and nostalgic. It's been great memeing with you all.
Wish I could go back to when everything was new and exciting again.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:49:31 [Preview] No.219251 del
I think I will start calling people "Boss". I will make it my thing.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:50:25 [Preview] No.219252 del
>>219250
Times were better when we would get the bulge shots.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:51:14 [Preview] No.219253 del
>>219252
I miss the executive bulge shots. Don't judge me man.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 10:53:54 [Preview] No.219254 del
>>219253
I don't know what you're referring to.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:01:29 [Preview] No.219255 del
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How did people ever manage to watch 480 SD TV? It's like sandpaper across my optic nerve.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.219256 del
>>219255
A good show is a good show, it doesn't matter how many pixels it has. Within reason.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:04:38 [Preview] No.219257 del
Remember Elliot Rodger? Man that was 6 years ago


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:06:10 [Preview] No.219258 del
>>219256
The only good show is Dangermouse.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:09:21 [Preview] No.219259 del
>>219258
Penfold is based.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:14:55 [Preview] No.219260 del
>>219257
Can't dodge the Rodge.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:19:12 [Preview] No.219261 del
Can’t believe Nuro called me a hagggot and suggested I had trouble with women.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:22:36 [Preview] No.219262 del
>haggot
>A gay male who is devoted to or dependent upon his gaggle of straight female admirers (aka LGBTTQQIAAP representative hags) for platonic intimacy and emotional support.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:23:46 [Preview] No.219263 del
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NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:25:33 [Preview] No.219264 del
>>219263
It's illegal to leave my home right now in Cucktoria


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:28:59 [Preview] No.219266 del
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>>219265
She looks a pretty good sort.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:30:24 [Preview] No.219267 del
>>219266
id sniff her bacteria hole


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:30:59 [Preview] No.219268 del
>>219266
hhhnnnggggggg


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:31:39 [Preview] No.219269 del
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Can any of you NEETs relate to this? Are you a disgrace to your ancestors?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:34:15 [Preview] No.219270 del
>>219266
imagine those armpits


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:35:01 [Preview] No.219271 del
>>219269
Ehh, i still got plenty of time to make them proud.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:35:02 [Preview] No.219272 del
>>219263
Isn't the elephant meant to fuck the woman?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:36:51 [Preview] No.219273 del
>>219269
I've become fat in recent months but I would never keep a childish virgin beard like that


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:37:35 [Preview] No.219274 del


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:39:05 [Preview] No.219275 del
axillism is where you fuck da armpit


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:39:36 [Preview] No.219276 del
>>219267
>bacteria hole


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:40:35 [Preview] No.219277 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:41:12 [Preview] No.219278 del
>>219275
>>219276
Two more words of the week


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:41:47 [Preview] No.219279 del
>>219277
Gook night.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:42:09 [Preview] No.219280 del
>>219277
Bet she left skid marks


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.219281 del
>>219269
I blame them for having me. Not much could be done with the hand of cards I got dealt in life.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:44:06 [Preview] No.219282 del
I wear navy and black cumdies to minimise the visibility of skid marks


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:46:23 [Preview] No.219283 del
>>219282
Motherbat appreciates this when she does the washing


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:48:46 [Preview] No.219284 del
>>219277
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:49:38 [Preview] No.219285 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, tight and right.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:51:17 [Preview] No.219286 del
>>219285
Good night NiceTightRightNEET


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:51:34 [Preview] No.219287 del
>>219277
Nice legs. Have a safe wank neet.


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 11:58:32 [Preview] No.219288 del
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I took this photo in a strip club a few years ago.
Nice tight bums


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:10:38 [Preview] No.219289 del
>>219288
Are you allowed to take photos in strip clubs?


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:12:07 [Preview] No.219290 del
>>219289
I wouldn't suggest it


NEET 09/11/2020 (Fri) 12:16:53