How does he do it?

>>220398
i actually have this on vinyl

QLD BASED

>>220398
That is a good Pepe. Made me lol.

>>220382
Good morning my friend. That meal looks good.

Called work to chuck a sicky, said I had a cold, which I kind of do.
They said I have to have a covid test.
5 day weekend.

>>220403
Soup babi

>>220404
Good work neet.

>>220404
>They said I have to have a covid test.
it is worse than having something shoved in your bum

Who is this, be honest:
>'Masturbate and rub oil on your anus': Distressed patient in severe pain is given bizarre advice from Queensland Health nurse in late night phone call
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8728013/Queensland-Health-fire-patient-severe-pain-given-bizarre-advice.html

>>220408
>worse
Every thing is worse than that.

>>220404
>chuck a sicky
You boong.

I headed a team, commissioned to power the poo train but Wobler ordered me to evacuate his colon once.

>>220407
I'm out of sick leave because of my giant testicle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8728121/British-grandfather-43-induced-coma-Tenerife-breaking-neck-diving-pool.html

I don't care about the content of the story, I just found grandfather at 43 interesting

>>220414
did you notice the neets stopped caring about that pretty quickly?

>>220416
All good NEETs care about CBT.

>>220416
Britney cared.

Exemplary ejaculation.

retrograde ejaculation

gatorade ejaculation

Inappropriately Danned on a Monday morning again
Gonna try and quit tonight

>>220423
yeah sure

Got to the covid testing place, doesn't open until 9

Webster's lawyers are on your side

>>220416
some NEETs did.

>>220419
She calls me baby.

>>220422
What colour and flavour?

I stopped caring when it became clear we weren't getting a photo of the engorged testicle or the jock strap.

>>220423
Is there an appropriate level of Dan'd for a Monday morning?

>>220426
Get something for breakky while you wait.

>>220431
It was for you that I didn't post any of the pictures.
I am not in the habit of mong mogging.

>>220433
I'm going to ask them about that when I get in. Am I allowed to go through drive thrus?

>>220438
May your injector remain clean and pure neet.

>>220404
Do something useful with the free time

>>220438
>Filled the petrol tank after adding a bottle of 'injector cleaner'. Then got some decent coffee
interesting blend, how was it?

>>220382
Looks yummy.

>>220404
Lovely.

>>220415
Stuff of nightmares, as you can't move when that happens. Completely stuck until someone saves you.

>>220417
If we have 180 day supply and there were issues with global supply the nutters would start stockpiling and it would be a 90 day supply.

>>220423
I wish you luck.

>>220426
Best to wait to avoid any ques.

>>220441
Better than Maccas coffee for sure.

I had breakfast from Hungry Jacks today and there coffee wasn't too bad.

yeah I don't mind my local McDolans and HJ coffee.

>>220445
>>220446
I am silently judging you both.

i wish mcdognalds and hjs gave out monsters with combos

>>220447
The Jack's coffee was probably nice because it was all fresh after reopening within the last month. An internal fire from the deep firer damaged the store badly and they have moved the preparation line away from the deep fire to there is at least 2 metres space.

I love big abo poo!

I think I have upper respiratory tract infection in the works. Last two days the lymph nodes were swollen giving me the appearance of a double chin, which has gone down but I am feeling unwell. I might get a COVID-19 test to rule that out, if I need to go the doctor as I can then show evidence that I am clear of it.

>>220451
kek

Some absolutely delightful ejaculations on display.

>>220442
>any ques
There was only a few people there.

>>220445
I was going to breakfast on the way home but felt bad because I'm not supposed to. So I didn't.

>>220438
Where did you get the coffee?

None of my posts are showing up.
Endchan is being a boong again.

Payday today
Gonna be filthy rich

>>220459
Spend it all on frivolities and worthless junk.
And Dan and Kfc.

>>220459
How much $$$?

>>220461
Probably 4k give or take

>>220462
Very nice.

Dan on his website is wearing a mask.

>>220458
endchan is like ur mummybot

>>220465
Looking for bumpers in the gutter with no shoes and a black eye?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Back from the gym.

>>220468
What exercises did you do? What weights? How many reps?

>>220469
All wrist action, 5 sets of 30.

>>220470
I prefer 99 change hands myself

>>220471
I can't count that high.

>>220472
a common problem

Weber's arse's visitor restrictions have made it an exclusive club.

i'm allergic to black people

>>220476
Decent haul.

Back with some stuff. Had to go to Bunnings as Supercheap was out of cheap microfibre towels.

An exquisite ejaculation.

>>220476
Well hauled.

>>220478
cunts were all out of the cheap brake cleaner last time i went, had to buy the 15 dollar shit. same with many other items. shit cunts

>>220470
Good wank?

>>220476
A nice variety of stuff

>>220481
What pissed me off was that the website said the store had stock.

>>220483
>What pissed me off was that the website said the store had stock.
This happens all the time to me and they just shrug and say the website isn't that accurate.

Went to KFC.

Feeling incredibly flat
Not sure if its the hangover or not
Had an important meeting with a customer on zoom. Did not share my camera.
Went to have a shower and then realised I've already had one. Feeling dirty.

Just want it to be 5 oclock already

>>220486
Of course you'll drink another 20 tonight and post the same sorry arse shit tomorrow.

>>220487
I will not.

My Bulk Nutrients order arrived today.

>>220491
watch out for potatoes

I saw Possum skillfully nail three gooks from 400m with his L1A1 once.

>>220493
You did not

Orange

>>220484
That's why I didn't bother asking them.

>>220491
Just made the 1st pic my desktop background.

Trying really hard not to completely give up again. I went to the gym today and had some fruit, so there's that I guess. I'm glad I could never get over the taste of alcohol or I know I'd be an alcoholic.
>>220491
I'm glad you're enjoying the game, it looks really comfy.

>>220496
>Just made the 1st pic my desktop background.

Nice.

>>220497
>I'm glad you're enjoying the game, it looks really comfy.

Very comfy.

>>220497
>went to the gym
That's an achievement. Even if you did nothing else today you should be happy knowing the day wasn't a complete waste.

>>220496
>That's why I didn't bother asking them.
I have two (2) Supercheaps, two (Bunnings) and an Autobarn within similar distances of me. I use the stock levels (and prices) to determine where I'll go.

>>220493
You had me for a moment, but I know for a fact that possum only uses the L85A1 and refuses to shoot any other gun.

Just had pasta for lunch, now I can't eat for another 5 hours. What is the point of life? What the hell do normies do when they're not eating?

>>220503
>L85A1
Wasn't introduced until 1985, and issued to the British, who also didn't serve in 'Nam.

might try going to the gym before bed

>>220505
you need to stop mansplaining

>>220507
I'm sick of his microaggressions

>>220505
I imagine they gave possum a prototype to test on the jungle gooks after his garlic breath weapon proved too dangerous to friendly forces and had to be covered up with that story about agent orange.

>>220464
I didn't believe it until I saw the site, as I know we made that edit.

>>220476
Weren't those berries a 'super food' a few years back with a hype about them?

>>220478
Stock intake must be slow from China.

>>220483
I know that pain. Officeworks does it similarly that returned stock from customers can show us 'low stock'.

>>220486
Did they share their camera?

>>220489
Very fast.

>>220491
Very soothing for the soul.

>>220507
>>220508
>mansplaining
>microaggressions
Are these used when people feel frustrated they cannot participate in a conversation because they do not have knowledge in the area of expertise that is the field they are in?

Webby used a brute force attack on my balls once.

>>220504
I believe they have sex when not eating.

>>220513
argh

>>220517
this is too confusing, just eject

>>220518
No ejection seats.

Incredibly tired but not particularly hungover
Having a tear and share and watching ck3 videos instead of working.
Gonna go to bed early and try to wake up at 6

>>220519
just jump out

Stepped on the scales, 125kg. Fuck!
did some pushups on my knees and some air squats and I just about died. How far I have fallen.

Brutebusting.

butterbrott

>>220522
Start doing some cardio and cut some stuff out of your diet.

Anyone know if a box of brake pads typically come with 4 pads to service two (2) wheels. Or does a box only come with 2 pads which would only service 1 (one) wheel?

>>220489
That was quick.

>>220525
he's been posting about cutting something in particular out every day now

>>220525
Yeah I'm thinking long walks and a stretching routine.>>220525
>cut some stuff out of your diet
A lot of stuff is going to have to go.

>>220526
axle sets typically

>>220528
just bloatmax

>>220517
Switch on auto-pilot and keep your butt-cheeks clenched tightly.

>>220519
Press triangle and deploy the parachute ;)

>>220533
one of my previous boss' motorgliders had a parachute for itself

>>220525
Nah, don't do the cardio at that weight unless you are just walking.

>>220535
brisk walking is cardio

>>220515
I need these images today to keep me going.

>>220517
Good luck, stay safe.

>>220527
Yeah, only from Tasmania to Adelaide I suppose.

>>220537
>I need these images today to keep me going.
you're just trying to get me yelled at by narky neets, aren't you?

>>220539
>aren't you?
No, these group assignments with people not taking us much initiative and me spending a lot time fixing what they wrote is annoying me (if a CV was written using that style of writing it would hit the bin pretty fast). Having short breaks to breath and refresh my mind helps overcome the mental block that the task is daunting.

>>220540
way to make everybody sad

>>220541
I'll wank you off as you go.

Nvidia bought ARM for $40b.

>>220542
Neets don't deserve to be happy.
Neets are the Ukrainians of imageboards - made only to suffer.

Weber bought my arse for free.

>>220532
Auto pilot is on, it's an RNAV approach it will guide me down to within 500ft of the runway, I just need to make sure I hit the right altitudes for each way point otherwise I'll hit a mountain.

>>220546
Thank you for spoiling weak banter. Very considerate.

>>220549
Don't die neet

>>220550
if only you had done the same

having a water

Way too tired to do work

Finished all my jobs for today. Off to the beach. Got some cognac and codeine left over from the weekend. Sweet bliss lies ahead.

Is the NEET who ends up funding the Commune allowed to ban Nuro?

>>220543
Thank (You).

>>220550
You're the same cunt who had a go at me last thread over the vindaloo joke aren't ya!

>>220552
That's cringe disgusting.

>>220557
It would need to discussed with the Council.

>>220552
Vile.

>>220563
That's nice, how did you have to complete it without the extension?

>>220557
Nah, we'll need at least one slave to cook and clean.

>>220567
I thought that would be Monaro?

Might hit the turps

>>220566
Friday, 5pm.

I wouldn't trust nuro's cooking.

>>220558
Good to hear m8, you should invest in some driving lights if you are going to be doing any more night flying.

>>220570
Keep to this schedule.

Update: hitting the turps

>>220573
No need for lights, just rely on the instruments.

>>220572
who doesn't like hashbrowns, olives and goon?

>>220577
brap

>>220578
Nuro would date-cuddle you.

>>220580
not if I date-cuddled him first.

Nuro will be the commune's barista, every NEET will be thoroughly caffinated.

>220571
Cunt

>>220583
now now
cunts are useful

>>220585
according to his father, he is currently in an induced coma as a result of the head stomp

>>220585
What is the context there?

>>220587
victorian police respoding to a guy "behaving erratically"

>>220585
That head stomp was not nice.

>>220589
hitting him with a car so hard he flew through the air wasn't nice either

>>220486
I look forward to the update, good luck.

>>220550
Poorly posted.

>>220589
>>220590
both attempted murder charges if a civilian did them

Cops are big bullies.

Victoria is a police state

>>220570
Very nice.

>>220575
What happened to knock off time?

>>220582
Straight to the arse?

>>220585
Hitting with the car was acceptable if he was a danger to society but that head kick is a dog act.

Might go get a long neck lads
Need an arvo pick me up

>>220599
he hadn't done anything at that point

>>220600
what happened to 2 weeks without booze?

Kek, what a ridiculous trophy

>>220597
Different person

>>220491
>somehwere
You should know, you're the pilot.

>>220601
I agree. I would like to see what happened before hand though.

If he was darting erratically between traffic, refusing to follow instructions and was violent it could been seen as reasonable in attempt to restrain him. If that was the case he was a danger to himself, the police and the public.

>>220500
I didn't go to the gym.

>>220502
Parafield Gardens is much further away.

>>220605
The closest place I could say is Spokane Washington, since the KSKA airport is about 40nm north of the location.

>>220608
about the same time/distance as munno para west

>>220608
>>220610
according to google:
Munno Para West 15 min (11.5km)
Parafield Gardens 14 mins (8.7km)

>>220611
Grot

>>220613
he is a vile neet

>>220614
Vile would be fapping to that creature, which I'm proud to say I did not do.

>>220511
>we made that edit.
Exactly.

>>220518
This is basically my motto for life.
>>220519
This is the reality of my life.

>>220611
She was a mong.

>>220522
I did a big poo and dropped about 4 stone.

>>220534
Did you press triangle?

>>220585
Probably deserved it.

>>220612
Huh, there you go. I only go to the Munno para west one.

>>220620
shitter shattered.

>>220622
He has Daddy's money so he is the most likely candidate.

>>220627
Also had a nice nap, had a dream about being in some sort of movie set in the desert, some of the people were local, rough as guts types and some were prissy actors. Was weird.
There was a tree covered in licence plates and had a ride cymbal bolted to it.

>>220629
A dream of the commune?

>>220630
I was in the cab of an old trucky guy who was only wearing stubbies.
It was pretty accurate.

Going to make some lunch and then get back to studying.

A truly sublime ejaculation.

Wish Cindy would cover Shire in nachos, dry, seasoned beef mince and beans, tangy salsa and guac then smile in the corner as she watched wobler and possum eat it off his body

>>220634
That video was just awful from memory. If you want something worthy of a laugh watch this:
https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/76073-well-that-was-unexpected

Last one

Hey.. um, you're on call this week.

What did you buy Mong?

>>220635
Hmmmmmmm

>>220640
I forgot to mention that you can't use your hands.

Literally twiddling my thumbs and looking at a wall.

Weber told me I look like a bitch in heat and that if I get cuddled by a pack of niggers it will be my own damn fault once.

>>220642
twiddly your tinky instead

>>220642
Have a wank.

The Wibbler held my arse to ransom once.

My arse is Turing complete.

Possum left his rubbish in a cinema because "It is their job to clean it up." once.

>>220639
6 pack
While walking to the bottle-o I got paid, $3666.
Celebrating that.
Tomorrow is my definite cutoff point

Also got some chips

>>220648
I usually leave empty drink cups/popcorn boxes on the seat, but any rubbish from food I brought in I'll take with me.

>>220649
You git the number for the dealer?

>>220651
>I usually leave empty drink cups/popcorn boxes on the seat
Dirty cretin.

A six pack will last until 9pm.
The the curfew takes place.

Time for a beer.

>>220642
Wish my walls were as attractive as yours

having a can of monster and some bickies

Might pay off the rest of my credit card
Might not

>>220635
if you knew your neetlore, you would know wobler doesn't like guacamole

>>220660
Lana Lokteff has really gone down hill.

>>220400
That's not Redgum mate.
>>220517
Looks pretty tricky, how did you go?
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, Dan is tempting me.

>>220661
had to google her
Wikipedia conflates her being a neo-Nazi with being in the alt-right in the article on her.

>>220663
Did well >>220558

>>220664
Yeah she started getting railed by BBC after red ice was cancelled from youtube.

Gotta pay the bills somehow.

>>220663
You keen for Daddy Dan extending our bedtime?

I can smell the neighbour smoking a spliff

Second beer and its not even 630
Might head to bed early tonight

>>220668
Just about polished a bottle of wine. Then there's another carton of beer. Don't become me.

>>220659
He hasn't had it off of Shire's body.

>>220669
That sounds good.

I might have a wine, that's a good idea.

I might start buying wine instead of beer.

Very excited to see how this roof tiler who got his head stomped into a coma is presented on the news tonight.

Victorians love to suck off cops so much

>>220674
I'm on my second.

>>220675
You'd love to suck off cops so much

Might get my last uber eats burg tonight
Need to start cooking, this is getting expensive

Wearing my fancy trackies today.
It's been a while

My second breakfasted legs are chafing each other
Time for more baby powder

>>220675
> roof tiler
Perhaps he was suffering heat stroke after a long day's work?

>>220678
You need a pouch of baccy though.

>>220679
Film the baby powder application.

Itchy scrotum.

Did the dishes and some house work. Considering VPNing into the wage and just doing more work. What else am I going to do, apart from stare at the wall?

>>220684
>What else am I going to do
I could do with a massage.

>>220684
Have a wank

>>220686
Forsworn alcohol and wanks this week.

>>220683
Don't itch it too hard or else you'll end up with excess scrotum skin.

>>220689
Is that leftover pasta on toast?

>>220690
Easy four stars.

>>220689
Lovely scene.

it would be nice to win the lottery this week

>>220689
Looks like a well enjoyed meal.

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/police-head-stomping-incident-referred-to-professional-standards-command-20200914-p55va1.html
>“Upon arrival the male allegedly became aggressive and damaged a police vehicle whilst attempting to avoid arrest,” she said.
What? When they rammed him or do he do something else that wasn't in the video?

decided not to eat tonight

>>220693
Wish you luck neet

>>220693
You'll have a better chance if you buy more tickets.

>>220695
no, they rammed him and that constitutes damaging their vehicle

>>220695
>else that wasn't in the video?
Probably a part to the video not shown. The pig car will have dash cam if that is what they claim.

>>220696
Have a big food.

>>220696
Feed = Power

>>220702
Power = Anal

>>220701
>>220702
I had a large coffee for breakfast and KFC for lunch and some monster and bickies in the afternoon. That is enough, I do not deserve better.

>>220697
Thank you

>>220698
I spent $147.30

>>220695
He probably banged on the bonnet while literally escaping a hospital imprisoning him for doing nothing and having no beds available lmao fucking 3rd world shit hole

>>220704
>That is enough, I do not deserve better.
Why don't you get some frozen meals that are portioned control for these occasions?

>>220705
>I spent $147.30
Where you our lottery NEET a long time ago?

>>220706
>hospital imprisoning him for doing nothing
Have you ever been imprisoned in a hospital for doing nothing?

>>220706
> was waiting for a mental health bed at the Northern Hospital but decided to leave after waiting more than a day in emergency.
Hospital staff then called police to bring him back, where the violent arrest unfolded outside on suburban Cooper Street.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/epping-arrest-man-allegedly-kicked-in-the-head-by-police-officer/7b6ef2e6-eca5-4a45-ad6e-9d6417a017bf

>>220708
No.

>>220711
Honestly don't blame him if he was waiting a whole day in that environment.

>>220689
Looks like a 2 star meal turned into a 2.5 star meal.

>>220714
Yeah I agree, it's not fun being in emergency, I've been in there a few times for mental health reasons

Welp, that's the craziest thing i've seen in a while.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0-l-Rvu8ZfI [Embed]

>>220715
If that.

>>220717
I wonder how good it is for the engine driving the prop straight off the crankshaft like that?

>>220717
Wasn't expecting that.

>>220719
I honestly have no clue how it's all set up, it's basically a truck engine out of a small isuzu tipper truck, it's probably had the boost on the turbo increased a bit, I've got no clue how they'd prevent the propeller from cavitating in the water (slipping)

Watching the project
They did not show the whole stomping video
They've had a longer section about some random kid with cancer

>>220722
the beautiful people on TV require the police to keep the plebs away from them, so they're not going to say much of anything about it

>>220723
The beautiful people here on the NEET board are similar in outlook.

>>220717
Awesome.

Beautiful NEETs.

>>220726
I am one of them, and I am not ashamed to say it.

>>220727
Very interesting. How was it?

>>220727
Damn, that looks tasty.

Can't stand tuna

>>220727
Looks tasty, anchovies are highly underrated, they are very tasty.

>>220726
Sparkle in the smile and twinkle in your eyes.

>>220731
Similar, fish must be cooked for me to enjoy it with some radiant heat.

>>220679
I'm going to miss wearing trackies and hoodies for another year. See you both next Winter...

>>220689
Can't even tell what that 'meal' is so I'll take your drunken word for it.

>>220727
looks like a guts ache waiting to h appen

>>220693
Just bought an entry into tonight's lotto after reading your post. 12 minutes left until the draw closes. Good luck to you!

>>220696
#Meal-free Monday

>>220708
>Where you

>>220716
Self-admitted?

>>220729
>>220730
Pretty damn good, I ate half what was made.

>>220732
I'd definitely make it again and be sure to use anchovy.

>>220734
Nah, just another recipe taken from the pros (this one from Chef John aka Foodwishes.com)

>>220735
Tinned tuna is cooked, and tastes great on toasted sangas or in pasta bakes.

>>220737
If that happens it'll be from the bottle of wine and beers.

night

>>220742
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

Helen should be taught to dance:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vNJnOfyhweo [Embed]

Beer #6

>>220742
Goodnight m8

>>220742
Good night noot

Gotta tell ya neets this extra hour feels pretty decent

>>220748
You deserved the extra hour neet.

>>220748
What are you doing with it?

>>220750
Smoking cones inside

>>220751
That's fine, as long as you are not wasting it by wanking .

I really want to quit my second wage immediately, because it's a terrible wage. But I have doubts about quitting right now because then it would look like I'm quitting because of the office incident . It would create a lot of unnecessary speculation. Correlation = causation etc. Doesn't help that literally every one of my colleagues is female which only serves to fuel the gossiping

>>220753
Do you or will you need the extra income?

>>220753
I don't know what happened, but who cares what they think? you'd be quitting and would no longer have ties to them, so who gives a fuck what they think.

That monthly payday feel
Put 1500 into my savings and a few hundred onto my credit card debt
Still got a couple grand in my everyday account

Fuckin loaded bros, even minor financial security is leagues ahead of the stress of being broke all the time

>>220753
Did word spread about the office incident?

>>220756
Good stuff

>>220756
Wank a poo to celebrate.

>>220756
Invest in something to improve your well-being.

>>220753
You're quitting to spend more time with your family at the neet compound.

>>220754
No, I have enough money as is. Thing is this wage makes me feel terrible. I'm always dreading my next shift. And I have to drive so far to get there. Plus the stress distracts me from my study as well. Originally, I was doing 3 units this semester but was finding it too much, so now I'm just doing the 1 unit which I need to continue in my major
>>220755
I'd still occasionally encounter them at my #1 wage
>>220757
I don't know. I rarely ever see any of my colleagues in person, only occasionally during change of shift

Can an informed NEET tell me about the office incident.

>>220717
Fuck yeah

I also want to know

>>220762
Tell you are resigning because it is impacting your study. Fuck 'em.

>>220763
Him and his special honorary Aryan where caught during frisky business.

Oh my I think I read this while I was wasted.
Did Shitey fuck his poojeeta nurse gf at work and get caught? What a chad

Shitey does not give us enough erotic content. He used to post a lot more photos.

>>220768
Think carefully but aren't you always wasted? Ponder that thought.

>>220766
Tell them you are studying because it is impacting your colon. And you really feel fucked.

>>220769
I wish someone would post that Asian he screwed, she was pretty hot

Just asked a girl on tinder to walk around the park with me as a date

>>220772
She had a good body. I preferred her to the Indian Lady, but I still enjoy Indian Lady content.

>>220773
Romantic.

>>220773
>walk around the park
I've never heard it called that before

She has agreed to the park date later in the week.

>>220778
Post a censored photo of her.

>>220777
It's called walk and snap. The arse snaps are always great.

>>220774
Poojetas gross me out. And that was even before pol got to me.

>>220781
You need strong mature Poojeta in your life to wank you while talking about wank toys.

>>220767
>>220768
>caught
Not in that sense. To them, the impression they got is that I was at work practically doing nothing, i.e. just watching videos

>>220783
Did the woman see her?

>>220727
Yum.

Having a crack at this one
Seems pretty keen

>>220736
It's spag bog on toast.

>>220784
Clearly not a five star meal it's a six star meal that mix sounds pretty nice