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NEET General #222 - Spring Edition NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:36:52 [Preview] No. 221396
What will you do this summer?

OLD: >>220398
Edited last time by imissfather on 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:44:52.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:38:21 [Preview] No.221399 del
How?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:39:21 [Preview] No.221403 del
just in time edition


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:39:36 [Preview] No.221404 del
I bought some flushable wet wipes for the bum rash


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:40:28 [Preview] No.221405 del
>>221382
How many generations of inbreeding?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:40:45 [Preview] No.221406 del
>>221404
Be careful you don't block the drain.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:40:50 [Preview] No.221407 del
>>221396
You forgot to link to the old thread.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:43:03 [Preview] No.221408 del
>>221407
You're lucky you got anything


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:43:23 [Preview] No.221409 del
>>221407
I will add that in for him.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:43:56 [Preview] No.221410 del
>>221408
I am not him, but I was going to make a Friends Forever edition with the Pepes under the blanket together.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:44:34 [Preview] No.221411 del
>>221404
A NEET anus should not accept anything less.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:44:41 [Preview] No.221412 del
NEETs are so demanding


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NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:45:39 [Preview] No.221414 del
>>221412
It's an unstated requirement that NEETs must complain at the start of a thread. It is an ironic sign the thread is off to a good start with plenty of banter.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:45:44 [Preview] No.221415 del
Fuck me NEETs, the wage is hard.
I'm on call tonight too.
Ree.. etc


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:46:13 [Preview] No.221416 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:46:22 [Preview] No.221417 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:46:56 [Preview] No.221418 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:47:27 [Preview] No.221419 del
Just want to be a wino and a pothead eating painkillers,why can't I just have what I want?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:48:29 [Preview] No.221420 del
>>221416
Yes. I have the neurotic twitch going on.
Have to go to a clients place in a bit.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:48:45 [Preview] No.221421 del
I must admit my guilty pleasure today that I bought a custom PC that some blokes are putting together because I am lazy and somewhat stupid (i.e. don't read instructions put things together). It is reasonably tier but without all the overkill bullshit graphics card (i.e. no $2000 graphics cards). My desktop is barely turning on at the moment so that was $3k I didn't want to spend, but the current computer has lasted 10 years.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:49:32 [Preview] No.221422 del
>>221419
Life is suffering but has its positive moments.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:50:42 [Preview] No.221423 del
>>221420
>the neurotic twitch
Start doing some tourettes as well.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:51:19 [Preview] No.221424 del
Last time I got goon'd while on call I had to deal with a bunch of non response bullshit and talk to government LGBTTQQIAAP representativegots.
I'm going to anyway.
Approximately 120 minutes before I can suckle Dan's nurturing nipples.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:51:36 [Preview] No.221425 del
>>221421
Enjoy that new computer NEET. 10 years was a good run with the old one.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:52:04 [Preview] No.221426 del
>>221421
Yeah I got a decent prebuilt one from PC case gear at the start of the year, think mine was 2.7k, it runs all my gaems and the fs2020 i've been playing reasonably well, I think i might buy a better cpu for it soon though.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:52:19 [Preview] No.221427 del
>>221424
>I'm going to anyway.
Don't do it. The cycle demands sobriety at this point.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:52:32 [Preview] No.221428 del
>>221421
Newer things cost more and dont last as long.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:53:32 [Preview] No.221429 del
>>221394
>White, very fine and powdery.
Should not be a problem. . I've encountered similar on hard cheeses like cheddar and parmesan and did exactly as you by slicing off the affected edges. I'd only be worried if the mould was green or blue.


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NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:56:40 [Preview] No.221431 del
Nuro snorted a line of cheese mould off a classy public toilet benchtop once and claimed it got him high.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:56:41 [Preview] No.221432 del
>>221425
Thank you, I feel really guilty about it but I have the money saved up and it is impacting my ability to study at the moment.

>>221426
Thank you, it that feeling of wanting to spend a bit extra here and there but realising that I don't need top tier performance but I want it last.

>>221428
I honestly worried about that. Top of the line build was $5k+ so I know it will go down hill and tried to balance the cost of it. I tired pick parts with warranties that I know are quality (i.e. name brand memes parts, not off brand knockoffs like PSU with a brand I have never heard of) and SSD has 5 year warranty so that is nice.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:59:17 [Preview] No.221433 del
>>221432
I'd say the one I purchased is probably mid-high tier, it has a pretty good graphics card, but the cpu is pretty meh and it gets maxxed out playing fs2020 sometimes.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 04:59:29 [Preview] No.221434 del
uwu daddy


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:00:26 [Preview] No.221435 del
dad never responds


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:00:33 [Preview] No.221436 del
>>221434
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:00:36 [Preview] No.221437 del
>>221433
What screen size do you have?

I have a 2k screen and even then at resolution or 1080p at worst I would be a happy chappy on medium to high settings.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:00:52 [Preview] No.221438 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:01:45 [Preview] No.221439 del
webby with another sugarbaby in tow


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:04:55 [Preview] No.221440 del
>>221439
She's lucky he let her ride on the trailer when it slowing him down.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:05:53 [Preview] No.221441 del
>>221438
(❁´◡`❁)


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:06:18 [Preview] No.221442 del
>>221437
I recently purchased two 24'' msi curved 75hz screens, resolution is 1080p, I am happy with them, I can play all my games on high settings with a youtube video playing on the 2nd screen and a few tabs open, I consistently get around 60 to 70fps in fs2020 but will occasionally get stutters maybe like every 20 minutes or so briefly because the cpu maxes out.

And running it all is a Nvidia RTX 2070 Super, 16gb ram and the bottle neck is the i5-9400F cpu.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:06:53 [Preview] No.221443 del
>>221441
What a lovely message.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:08:51 [Preview] No.221444 del
Did a small service on me guitar. The first since buying it in 2016. Changed strings, oiled fretboard, sprayed contact-cleaner on the electronics, polished frets and body. The pics don't do any justice. It looks a lot better now.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:10:35 [Preview] No.221445 del
>>221444
Very nice, I have a Les Paul Custom Pro too, but black and gold hardware, also put a EMG 81 in the bridge and 85 at the neck.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:12:12 [Preview] No.221446 del
>>221444
Well done NEET. A handsome instrument.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:13:33 [Preview] No.221447 del
>>221444
now you have to play a song about trains on it


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:13:58 [Preview] No.221448 del
>>221442
>the bottle neck is the i5-9400F cpu.
I think as default it came with a similar processor, but I upgraded it to a:
>Intel Core i7 9700 Octa Core LGA 1151 3.00GHz CPU Processor

I have been thinking about duel screens but I work pretty well looking at one monitor. Do you find yourself looking between the monitors often?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:15:31 [Preview] No.221449 del
>>221448
I mainly focus on the one in front of me, the 2nd one I usually have unimportant stuff on that I will glance over at from time to time.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:24:02 [Preview] No.221450 del
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>fall asleep in hammock
>wake up and it's only 3:20
fuck i thought it was at least 5
i just want to burn time as quickly as possible at this point


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:26:27 [Preview] No.221451 del
>>221450
Splash some water in your face and get that sparkle in your eyes twinkling.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:26:40 [Preview] No.221452 del
Might make some scrambled eggs.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:28:15 [Preview] No.221453 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:29:20 [Preview] No.221454 del
>>221452
Tossed salads?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:34:10 [Preview] No.221455 del
>>221424
Last time I was goon'd on call there was an AWS outage and shit really hit the fan
I didn't tell anyone until the day after and no one cared


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:35:28 [Preview] No.221456 del
>>221452
How many eggs?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:41:19 [Preview] No.221457 del
>>221456
i bet its going to be more than 2


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:44:02 [Preview] No.221458 del
Can we please change the 'no flag' option to 'no LGBTTQQIAAP representatives'.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:49:25 [Preview] No.221459 del
>>221458
It is a default option, I think it is set by the admins. I do not have control over that option.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:51:21 [Preview] No.221460 del
Gotta order some groceries. What should I eat for the next few days neets?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:54:51 [Preview] No.221461 del
>>221460
Tendies.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:58:31 [Preview] No.221462 del
>>221460
30kg rice


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 05:59:24 [Preview] No.221463 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:04:47 [Preview] No.221464 del
Do neets use spotify or bandcamp? Being an oldneet, I just download torrents or download stuff from youtube, which is where I discover most of my new music.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:08:37 [Preview] No.221465 del
>>221464
I don't but thats because i am to lazy to set up an account with them


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:11:05 [Preview] No.221466 del
>>221460
Big feed.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:12:13 [Preview] No.221467 del
>>221464
If you have a car that has connects to your phone it is a good service. Otherwise I use YouTube with an adblocker. The costs adds over time with Spotify.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:18:11 [Preview] No.221468 del
>Victoria's Chief Medical Officer Brett Sutton warned private security guards were the wrong fit for the state's hotel quarantine job - with some even refusing to use hand sanitiser because it was against their RELIGION
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8737761/Victorias-Chief-Medical-Officer-Brett-Sutton-warned-private-security-guards-wrong-cohort.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:26:32 [Preview] No.221469 del
Nuro predicted the GFC of '08.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:27:06 [Preview] No.221470 del
>>221467
Youtube has ads? Youblock origin has been sheltering me from the world.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:27:37 [Preview] No.221471 del
>>221468
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH NEETS


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:29:19 [Preview] No.221473 del
having a wine


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.221474 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:31:53 [Preview] No.221475 del
>>221473
white or red?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:34:05 [Preview] No.221476 del
>>221475
purple


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:34:08 [Preview] No.221477 del
>>221475
Racist.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:34:14 [Preview] No.221478 del
>>221470
Yes, at the start and during longer videos they play on my smartTV, if the uploader enabled them.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:34:49 [Preview] No.221479 del
>>221464
I download other people's rips of CDs and then burn the tracks I like to another CD and put it in my car.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:35:19 [Preview] No.221480 del
Weber's arse schnapps.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:35:50 [Preview] No.221481 del
According to systemrequirementslab.com my PC doesn't have the required graphics card to play the new Microsoft flight sim. Though the same site once told my laptop couldn't handle Far Cry 2 yet it played fine on the lowest settings.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:36:12 [Preview] No.221482 del
Based and Balmer pilled:
>Microsoft may have unintentionally sabotaged its TikTok deal by upsetting Chinese owner when it called the app 'a security risk it could fix'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8733699/How-ByteDances-CEO-balked-selling-TikToks-U-S-business.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:37:19 [Preview] No.221483 del
>>221480
this has my booty clappin'
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p3Ce-s1KcZ4 [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:38:51 [Preview] No.221484 del
Wouldn't mind getting really Dan'd


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:39:18 [Preview] No.221485 del
This played after Balmer's Developers video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v_5KcoSwmg4 [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:42:46 [Preview] No.221486 del
>>221484
Keep the refreshment for the weekend.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:42:49 [Preview] No.221487 del
Final pomodoro of the workday and then its off to coles


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:44:23 [Preview] No.221488 del
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>>221445
I know ;)
The guitar came with the pick-guard but I still haven't put it on.

>>221446
>>221447
Cheers


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:44:33 [Preview] No.221489 del
>>221483
It bugs me that they're all capo-ed on the 2nd fret to play in A when there's no fiddle present.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:45:20 [Preview] No.221490 del
Arseless and afraid.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:48:41 [Preview] No.221491 del
>>221488
>The guitar came with the pick-guard but I still haven't put it on

I thought there was something different about it, might take my pickguard off too, looks kind aesthetic.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:49:33 [Preview] No.221492 del
The boils on her arse are the highlight:
>Plus-size model is branded a 'fat cow' and told she deserves CANCER after sharing naked images on social media - as she admits she was forced to quit TikTok because of cruel trolls
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8736071/Plus-size-model-targeted-trolls-wished-CANCER-her.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:49:48 [Preview] No.221493 del
>>221491
Keep it on, they're there for a reason.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:50:05 [Preview] No.221494 del
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Approaching that Dolby Atmosphere once again.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:50:56 [Preview] No.221495 del
>>221494
Will you ever get to 100%?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:51:47 [Preview] No.221496 del
>>221493
I am pretty tight with my picking, I basically keep my hand anchored to the bridge, I rarely go into the pickguard zone.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:52:30 [Preview] No.221497 del
>>221492
>Plus-size model is branded a 'fat cow' and told she deserves CANCER

Well, that's not nice.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:52:39 [Preview] No.221498 del
>>221493
Wrong. They won't stop you from picking...


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:54:22 [Preview] No.221500 del
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How's the tater and gravy?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.221501 del
>>221496
If you touch the bridge on a banjo you mute the sound. You have to anchor on the head next to it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:55:15 [Preview] No.221502 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:58:07 [Preview] No.221503 del
>>221492
Still would


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 06:58:53 [Preview] No.221504 del
>>221423
>>221432
I have thought about building a PC a bunch of times but don't understand computers.
I wish there was a scale same with cars.
Like a car should cost a percentage of your yearly earnings plus a thousand for each year you intend to own it.
And that cost should be proportional to your rent or mortgage.
I need to learn what living within my means, need to go to a bulge person.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:03:30 [Preview] No.221505 del
>>221427
Two consecutive days is the limit.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:04:04 [Preview] No.221506 del
>>221503
#MeToo


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:04:50 [Preview] No.221507 del
>>221444
Spanking


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:05:53 [Preview] No.221508 del
>>221504
>I have thought about building a PC a bunch of times but don't understand computers.
That's why I am getting them to do it as I don't have to fuck around with the components parts and I am a mong with instructions.

>I need to learn what living within my means, need to go to a bulge person.
A good computer will last you at least a few years and can last much longer if you pay a bit extra. Good investment for less frustration tbh.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:06:15 [Preview] No.221509 del
>>221455
I will not tell anyone.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:06:41 [Preview] No.221510 del
>>221444
That looks nice. Sounds like a productive day.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:08:41 [Preview] No.221511 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:08:49 [Preview] No.221512 del
>>221488
His forehead is the only non-muscular part.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:08:54 [Preview] No.221513 del
>>221501
Yeah that makes sense I guess, but on a guitar the bridge is more or less solid, you can rest your hand on it, and move your hand up a bit for palm muting.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:10:25 [Preview] No.221514 del
Wibley's Believe It or Not.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:11:00 [Preview] No.221515 del
We're too old to be playing silly games on the internet with ourselves.
NEETcouncil,arse jokes and boongs.
Silly games, you're too old for it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:11:06 [Preview] No.221516 del
>>221511
A little scary looking


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.221517 del
>>221516
good bulge and wanking forearms


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.221518 del
>>221499
A night of hillbilly 'n fun with the Wiblor.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:13:47 [Preview] No.221519 del
>>221500
Dippin' good.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:14:51 [Preview] No.221520 del
>>221502
Give us monthly update pictures.


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>>221515
Am not


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:16:02 [Preview] No.221522 del
>>221508
But how much are you willing to spend on it?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:17:12 [Preview] No.221523 del
Woublar and the wahndering waggnards


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:17:46 [Preview] No.221524 del
>>221518
I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times dar am not forgotten,


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:22:18 [Preview] No.221525 del
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Neets, the time has come for the ultimate betrayal of all that the board stands for - it's time to start thinking about getting a job. The one area I have some slight interest in working in computer security. I don't know what sort of jobs are available in Australia in that area, or wheter it's all gonna be outsourced to pajeets. I know at least one neet here has experience in the field.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:22:31 [Preview] No.221526 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ubXiEW40bUA [Embed]

possum up a gum tree
coony on a stump


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.221527 del
>>221525
>getting a job
Shirley you're not serious.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:30:42 [Preview] No.221528 del
>>221522
$3k The last one was about that price and even with replacing components that add up to $4k over 10 years.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:31:14 [Preview] No.221529 del
>>221525
Become designated Sir programmer.


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NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:36:21 [Preview] No.221531 del
>>221525
>I don't know what sort of jobs are available in Australia in that area
all of the types

>or wheter it's all gonna be outsourced to pajeets
not likely


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:36:52 [Preview] No.221532 del
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tissue supplies running low


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:43:20 [Preview] No.221533 del
Cooking bolognese for dinner. The last batch I made lasted me for 5 or so meals


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:45:20 [Preview] No.221534 del
>>221532
You got the rona?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:47:11 [Preview] No.221535 del
>>221534
Oh he's sick, I thought he was running low on wank tissues


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:48:06 [Preview] No.221536 del
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Having a XXXX


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:51:38 [Preview] No.221537 del
>>221531
If you neets can't advise me, I'll be forced to post on whirlpool. Noone wants that to happen.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:53:49 [Preview] No.221538 del
>>221537
You can be advised, but you need to ask specific questions.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:54:36 [Preview] No.221539 del
>>221537
Helpdesk jobs are more frequent what I have heard, but I don't know about now. Anything beyond help desk will require some qualification and experience to get your foot in the door.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:55:00 [Preview] No.221540 del
Not sure if its just wageietis, being strung out , alcholism, numerous soft issue injuries, not having any cigs or weed for a week but today was a mother fucking struggle.

mother fucking oooofffffffffffffff


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:55:46 [Preview] No.221541 del
>>221540
Good afternoon/evening Nuro. You need clean living too.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:57:02 [Preview] No.221542 del
>>221540
>wageietis
Waged travesties can weigh heavy on the mind


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.221543 del
>>221538
>>221539
I was more interested in subfields rather than levels (ie, helpdesk). What jobs are employers actually trying to hire people for?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 07:59:53 [Preview] No.221544 del
>>221543
>What jobs are employers actually trying to hire people for?
There are roles as analyst around systems as has been indicated previously, but you will need some qualification and experience in the present marketplace for those jobs.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.221545 del
>>221536
The full strength rivet is alright
Aldi do some half decent piss


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.221546 del
>>221540
Just keep reminding yourself that you will be able to retire when you hit 70


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.221547 del
>>221541
>clean
>>221542
indeed
>>221546
im sself imp[loyed and have a much higher chance of early retirement with wagies beneath me instead of working for the globalhomo


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:06:25 [Preview] No.221548 del
>>221547
>im sself imp[loyed
what happened to your bike shop job with the boss who drove ont eh wrong side of the road?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:08:34 [Preview] No.221549 del
>>221535
>>221534

you guys think a cone would help?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:08:58 [Preview] No.221550 del
Small haul.
4 standards.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:09:42 [Preview] No.221551 del
>>221548
i will not detail how we have structured our business model


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:10:04 [Preview] No.221552 del
>>221547
>>clean
The goon soils you as it takes out what those magnesium and zinc noontropics at high doses tablets put back in.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:10:59 [Preview] No.221553 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:12:05 [Preview] No.221554 del
>>221550
Nice bananas neet


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:12:43 [Preview] No.221555 del
>>221550
Reasonable amount of feed and refreshment. Good choice with the almonds.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:15:43 [Preview] No.221556 del
Going to put on some chill music and smoke a joint.
Not a cone, I want to try and relax and cones kinda get me amped up.
Feeling a bit of sundown sads and anxiety about only 4 standards.

Might just catchup on some work tonight tbh.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:15:51 [Preview] No.221557 del
>>221550
>4 standards
or 1 /5'5 goons


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:16:30 [Preview] No.221558 del
>>221550
Well hauled. That is a lot of chilli.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:17:45 [Preview] No.221559 del
>>221556
>Might just catchup on some work tonight tbh.
Yeah, keep the mind busy.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:17:48 [Preview] No.221560 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:20:58 [Preview] No.221561 del
>>221326
Hit the wage.
>>221335
What is this?
>>221342
Thank you.
It was not.
>>221349
You need seasoning.
>>221363
Why didn't you help me write mine?
When I specifically asked for help from you all.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:21:50 [Preview] No.221562 del
>>221553
>>221560

okay, no cone tonight


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:22:33 [Preview] No.221563 del
>>221521
Are too


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:28:39 [Preview] No.221564 del
Big boong feed.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:34:00 [Preview] No.221565 del
Holy shit I'm baked az bros


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:42:12 [Preview] No.221566 del
It pisses me off when I order spaghets and meatballs and there's like 4 or 5 tiny meatballs and three tons of shitty spaghets


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:42:53 [Preview] No.221567 del
>>221566
>three tons of shitty spaghets
That'll be going straight to the arse.

Make a complaint.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.221568 del
>>221524
LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY, DIXIELAND!


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:48:41 [Preview] No.221569 del
>>221566
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r7DQDrRwNgI [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 08:53:12 [Preview] No.221570 del
fark neets this copped me right in the feels
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Z1_T8CTFA [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:02:14 [Preview] No.221571 del
>>221570
Is that you in the thumbnail?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:04:10 [Preview] No.221572 del
>>221570
The end of the bigbois, a 777 or 787 will do for long distance.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:06:28 [Preview] No.221573 del
>>221547
>sself imp[loyed
Self educated too, I see.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:10:01 [Preview] No.221574 del
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>>221573
i choose to be dumb on purpoise here, its leds intimidating that way


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:12:25 [Preview] No.221575 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:14:04 [Preview] No.221576 del
>>221544
Are any certifications particularly in demand in australia?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:14:55 [Preview] No.221577 del
>>221574
>purpoise here, its leds
<merely pretending to be retarded


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:20:53 [Preview] No.221578 del
>>221576
what areas interest you?
there are a million certifications out there
getting some random cert and a random job that desires said cert is a surefire way to end up hating life


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:22:18 [Preview] No.221579 del
>>221576
That's the scope of my knowledge. I am guessing university degree would be preferable over Tafe. But it all depends on the job you're looking at and you'll need to research job market to see what the exact requirements are at the moment.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:25:18 [Preview] No.221580 del
>>221579
Just study crank physics and geometry diagrams you don't understand at the university of BASED


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:25:32 [Preview] No.221581 del
extreme anal ambush


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:28:04 [Preview] No.221583 del
>>221578
The topic aforementioned: computer security.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:28:05 [Preview] No.221584 del
>>221581
Aboriginal anal?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:29:00 [Preview] No.221585 del
>>221582
Would Helen experience any of these feels?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:30:22 [Preview] No.221586 del
>>221582
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:32:32 [Preview] No.221587 del
>>221585
Helen is QuadSexual she feels everything.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:35:05 [Preview] No.221588 del
>>221587
Lovely.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:39:14 [Preview] No.221589 del
>>221583
If you're into general network security, the CompTIA Security+ would be a cheap way to start.
Cisco's CCNA Security is another, albeit with a Cisco bent.

If you want to break into computer systems (penetration testing or pentesting), Offensive Security's OSCP is pretty hard to beat as a starting point.

EC-Council's Certified Ethical Hacker and Certified Hacking Forensic Investigator aren't particularly highly regarded certifications, but are another reasonably priced entry-level cert option.

ISC^2's CISSP is a general security certification, covering everthing from physical security to network and system controls, but it isn't particularly cheap.

All of the product vendors and OS vendors have certs relating to their products.

Beyond that, TAFE and University have diplomas/degrees.

Security is an interesting field, in that you don't strictly need to have formal qualifications. But you can expect to be quizzed pretty hard or even given a practical assessment in the case of pentesting.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:40:45 [Preview] No.221590 del
Just had an awkward encounter with my neighbour.
I ended it abruptly by saying "see ya round" and we both laughed.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:47:01 [Preview] No.221591 del
>>221590
Should have said
>I'll see you, when your undies are around your ankles.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:53:44 [Preview] No.221592 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:56:27 [Preview] No.221593 del
>>221589
>>221589
>>221589
This post deserves more (You)s.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:58:52 [Preview] No.221594 del
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>>221593
You deserve to have a train run on you by the entire neet council at the next neet meet.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.221595 del
Off to the gym soon.
Going to try and bench 85kg for the first time.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:00:55 [Preview] No.221596 del
>>221589
Thanks. This pretty much lines up with what I've already been reading. For the time being I'll aim to get into pentesting, at least until I decide that another role would be better for me.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:01:54 [Preview] No.221597 del
>>221595
I once benched 90kgs, although I'm not sure my form was too good.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:02:56 [Preview] No.221598 del
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>>221595
Have a good lift.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:06:08 [Preview] No.221599 del
>>221594
Thank (You) that sounds wonderful.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:06:30 [Preview] No.221600 del
When I think about the gook nights:
https://www.tiktok.com/@heidi_w7/video/6872743683217788166 [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:07:10 [Preview] No.221601 del
>>221595
Good luck, stay safe.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:08:17 [Preview] No.221602 del
>>221595
Good luck NEET


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:09:11 [Preview] No.221603 del
>>221600
They're all hideous, even for old birds.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:33:55 [Preview] No.221604 del
Big fat dump truck ass


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:39:12 [Preview] No.221605 del
I wish SA NEETs and Helen could take me for a tour:
https://www.tiktok.com/@alexkommyy/video/6865941998449282309 [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.221606 del
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>>221604
It's not that big.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:44:07 [Preview] No.221607 del
>>221605
You could meet the North Terrace boongs. Make sure you've got a dollar and a durry to give them.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:46:35 [Preview] No.221608 del
>>221569
Quality meme.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:46:50 [Preview] No.221609 del
>>221606
braaaaaaap


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:48:22 [Preview] No.221610 del
>>221607
Would I be able to see the Lizbeth digital tickler?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:48:41 [Preview] No.221611 del
>>221587
She will soon feel nothing.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:49:59 [Preview] No.221612 del
>>221607
It's time the boongs learnt their place.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:50:12 [Preview] No.221613 del
>>221593
I have no idea what he on about.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:51:20 [Preview] No.221614 del
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NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:53:18 [Preview] No.221615 del
Made fried rice, ate too much.
The secret is drying out the cooked rice, cooking hot and one ingredient at the time, de-glazing the meat and not using too much soya sauce.

Also playing dwarf fortress, no idea what I'm in for


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:56:40 [Preview] No.221616 del
>>221612
They're in their place. Always was and always will be.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 10:57:22 [Preview] No.221617 del
Goodnight NEETs
https://www.tiktok.com/@fb_yenanh59khamthien/video/6872962196972883201?referer_video_id=6872743683217788166&source=h5_t&lang=en [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.221618 del
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White boongs are the future. When are you planning on achieving legal boong status?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:01:25 [Preview] No.221619 del
>>221614
Correct version.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:01:28 [Preview] No.221620 del
>>221617
Gook night.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:02:55 [Preview] No.221621 del
Keep resisting buying the seatbelt extender. I have the ebay link saved, but can't bring myself to pull the trigger.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:03:25 [Preview] No.221622 del
>>221621
seatbelts are a myth


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:03:35 [Preview] No.221623 del
>>221617
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:03:41 [Preview] No.221624 del
>>221615
I made 4 meals of pasta. Used the whole jar of sauce this time so it wasn't as dry.
Also organised the pantry, made the bed, vacuum, dishes, etc.

Finished off 2 standards, might have another joint and then do some pomodoros of work or organising stuff.
I've got a scented candle going with some lo-fi on the telly. Quite comfy and less stressed than usual.

>>221617
Delicious


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:04:49 [Preview] No.221625 del
>>221617
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:05:18 [Preview] No.221626 del
>>221624
>pomodoros
Is this another one of Mongaro's wordfilters?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:08:12 [Preview] No.221628 del
>>221626
It's a timer app for ADHD neets


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:21:17 [Preview] No.221629 del
I stole gook night's (You)'s


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:22:05 [Preview] No.221630 del
goint to tv or bed


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:22:57 [Preview] No.221631 del
>>221629
Are you that bad home NEET who has been posting the fake meals?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:23:57 [Preview] No.221632 del
>>221630
goint tight


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:24:39 [Preview] No.221633 del
>>221631
I didn't even imply they were mine.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:25:59 [Preview] No.221634 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right, tight and nice.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:26:40 [Preview] No.221635 del
>>221633
Bad home.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:26:50 [Preview] No.221636 del
>>221634
Good night.
I'm going to bed too, good night friends.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:27:32 [Preview] No.221637 del
>>221634
Good night RightTightNiceNEET.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.221638 del
>>221636
Good night my friend.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:38:51 [Preview] No.221639 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:41:27 [Preview] No.221640 del
>>221639
Gook night. Those outfits are unflattering.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:44:53 [Preview] No.221641 del
>>221639
Goodnight true oriental fancier.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:45:29 [Preview] No.221642 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:45:59 [Preview] No.221643 del
I wonder what our combined daily average number of ejaculations is


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:46:55 [Preview] No.221644 del
>>221642
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:48:35 [Preview] No.221645 del
>>221639
Bizarre looking school uniforms. Have a safe wank.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:52:52 [Preview] No.221646 del
Dwarf fortress; Fuck I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Not mad that the UI is text based, but there's no tutorial, there doesn't seem to be any objectives, and all the tutorial videous are HOURS long.

Fuck at least simulators have a proper text PDF manual


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:55:06 [Preview] No.221647 del
Weber throttled my arse.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:02:20 [Preview] No.221648 del
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I've never noticed this room at the Adelaide train station.
Pretty sure I've found webby's office.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:03:09 [Preview] No.221649 del
>>221646
Never played it but watch a few video on youtube about the basics of it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:03:50 [Preview] No.221650 del
>>221648
A well-trained arse is a delight to all.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:05:36 [Preview] No.221651 del
carnt slee p


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:07:46 [Preview] No.221652 del
Want to touch a lady’s boobies, like Shire and Shitey do.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:07:48 [Preview] No.221653 del
>>221651
Have a wank


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:08:38 [Preview] No.221654 del
>>221653
and lose his essence?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:11:45 [Preview] No.221655 del
I remember the day Shitey went for a walk on campus and ended up losing his wanks to a very forward asian girl and then he became a man.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:18:55 [Preview] No.221656 del
>>221655
Wanked to within an inch of his life.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:21:09 [Preview] No.221657 del
>>221652
I also touch boobies

>>221655
We need to hear more of his exploits


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:21:36 [Preview] No.221658 del
The Shitey erotic content drought must end.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:24:21 [Preview] No.221659 del
>>221657
You do not.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:26:46 [Preview] No.221660 del
Gonna have a cone, touch my neet stick then watch some youtube and then head to bed. this is not my goodnight post

The 4 standard night went from quite anxious to quite mellow


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:34:25 [Preview] No.221661 del
>>221649
If I didn't have a graphics card I would understand the appeal.
I'm thinking it's just like more modern games but with a clusterfuck UI and text based braphics


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:37:01 [Preview] No.221662 del
>>221660
Nighty night, try and keep the standards to 4.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:37:47 [Preview] No.221663 del
>>221662
That was not his goodnight post.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:43:37 [Preview] No.221664 del
feel like webby


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:52:05 [Preview] No.221665 del
>tfw no gf


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:55:08 [Preview] No.221666 del
I am going to do a two day fast starting tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 13:05:23 [Preview] No.221667 del
I am going to do a two day feast starting tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 13:15:02 [Preview] No.221668 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 13:20:31 [Preview] No.221669 del
>>221265
You still around Burwood Monk?
>>221464
I briefly used Spotify a few years ago when I got a gift card giving me a few months worth of the paid subscription for Christmas. It wasn't great, I've found that downloading music off youtube serves me much better.
>>221540
Wednesday was always a shit day at the wage.
>>221570
>fark neets this copped me right in the feels
Tell me about it, British Airways announced the other day that they're retiring all their 747s too. At this rate only Lufthansa, Air China and the Koreans will still have passanger 747s. Very sad.
>>221658
He can't meet the poojeeta because of the lockdown, don't blame him, blame our premier.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, (well actually 14 now) had a nice walk in a bushland reserve near my place today, went to Dan's afterwards, my local Dan's has hired a whole bunch of pajeets now, they kept coming up to me and asking if I need help.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 13:56:06 [Preview] No.221670 del
Goodnight neets
In bed before midnight


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 14:06:00 [Preview] No.221671 del
How do I sleep NEETS?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 18:02:53 [Preview] No.221673 del
ran out of booze lads


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 18:55:42 [Preview] No.221674 del
Hello real neet hours neets. I'm wondering if I'll ever sleep normally again.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 19:17:58 [Preview] No.221675 del
Time for a neet breakfast. I'm cooking a chicken schnitzel, but have yet to decide what will accompany it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:06:01 [Preview] No.221676 del
>>221670
>>221674
>>221675
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:06:24 [Preview] No.221677 del
>>221673
Should have rationed it a cup an hour until Dan is open.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:11:01 [Preview] No.221678 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:21:30 [Preview] No.221679 del
>>221676
>>221678
morning
welcome to reality


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:48:48 [Preview] No.221680 del
morning bros
it's friday
having a monster


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 20:52:01 [Preview] No.221681 del
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>>221676
>>221678
>>221679

Good Morn Neets. Yesterday was a shocker. Feeling OK this morn. Really looking foward to friday afternoon to be perfectly honest.

I saw this yesterday and it got my Hyped

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6bEaBeOVkg [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:01:20 [Preview] No.221682 del
>>221680
>it's friday


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:01:51 [Preview] No.221683 del
>>221681
>>221680
All that caffeine, sugar and guarana has sped-up your existence by 24 hours.
>>221679
>>221678
>>221676
>>221675
Good morning to all. Have a chill, fun yet productive day.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:03:07 [Preview] No.221684 del
>>221646
The objective is to get out of Wiblie's arse.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:03:37 [Preview] No.221685 del
>>221648
lol cool


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:04:41 [Preview] No.221686 del
>>221660
Good work.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:06:55 [Preview] No.221687 del
>>221682
he is still learning the days of the week
stop making fun of him


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:07:47 [Preview] No.221688 del
>>221669
>Spotify
I'm tempted to get a youtube music account, I've been enjoying that (minus the ads).
It recommends music hat I would never thing of but is pretty close to what I'm looking for.
It spins me out on how accurate it is.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:08:05 [Preview] No.221689 del
gooks


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:08:39 [Preview] No.221690 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:09:45 [Preview] No.221691 del
>>221675
Have another chicken schnitzel to accompany it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:11:16 [Preview] No.221692 del
>>221681
Cop teacher sounds better than the pc teacher.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:15:23 [Preview] No.221693 del


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:30:55 [Preview] No.221697 del
>>221695
Gave up after a few scrolls. Replacing words with shitty cartoon drawings does not make for good journalism.

>>221696
I sit in the right hand lane on express ways, but usually do 15-20 over the posted limit. As a side effect I'm usually overtaking everything else on the road.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:47:27 [Preview] No.221699 del
The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:49:37 [Preview] No.221700 del
>>221695
I read this story months ago and it was strange. There were complaints over treatment from guards but I doubt they would change if it was in a female prison. They are not welcoming places.

>>221698
You're right.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:49:48 [Preview] No.221701 del
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>>221682
for a neet everyday is friday


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:51:05 [Preview] No.221702 del
>>221700
>They are not welcoming places
They're not supposed to be. Prisons aren't for rehabilitation, they're for punishment. Every day inside one should be agony for the prisoner.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:51:17 [Preview] No.221703 del
Weber throttled my ejaculative throughput.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:53:11 [Preview] No.221704 del
making a coffee, anyone else want one?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:53:47 [Preview] No.221705 del
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/09/16/holocaust-history-millennials-gen-z-cant-name-concentration-camps/5792448002/

Survey: 2/3rds Don’t Know About the 6 Million, 11% Think Jews Deserved It, 15% Think Neo-Nazism is OK

>Almost two-thirds of millennials and Gen Zers don’t know that 6 million Jews were killed in the Holocaust, and almost half can’t name a single concentration camp, an alarming new survey on Holocaust knowledge has found.

>The survey demonstrated wide gaps in younger American’s knowledge of the genocide while also showing a concerning 15% of millennials and Gen Zers thought holding neo-Nazi views was acceptable.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:54:18 [Preview] No.221706 del
>>221704
yes please
skim milk, no sugar (I'm sweet enough already)


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:54:41 [Preview] No.221707 del
>>221533
Easily one of my top-5 meals

>>221536
Counterfeit beer

>>221550
Nice haul, nice beer and nice seeds

>>221558
Heh, I thought it was a bag of cheerios (aka cocktail frankfurts)

>>221580
KEK

>>221590
As opposed to seeing him 'square'?

>>221615
>de-glazing the meat
Uncle Roger not approve

>>221624
How long have you been using the Pomodoro technique?

>>221669
Hello Mr Spergman
>downloading music off youtube
Same
>had a nice walk in a bushland reserve
That does sound nice
>Dan's has hired a whole bunch of pajeets now
That does NOT sound nice.
27 degrees today in QLD, mostly sunny. Thinking KFC for lunch.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:58:56 [Preview] No.221708 del
whats the best pong console?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 21:59:20 [Preview] No.221709 del
>>221704
2, 3 and white, thanks.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:00:44 [Preview] No.221710 del
having my cup of coffee with bikkies


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:03:37 [Preview] No.221711 del
>>221708
the one you build yourself with an AY-3-8500.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:06:23 [Preview] No.221712 del
Good morning my degenerate antisocial online pisshead buddies

The 4 standard night was a success, slept ok but was rather rudely awoken by the water company cutting up the road. And then a text from nbn informing me of yet another outage.

Gonna have bacon and eggs on toast I think.
Feeling grateful of not having a hangover.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:09:27 [Preview] No.221713 del
https://dailystormer.su/Greasy Surrender Monkey Land-slut-uprising-at-high-schools-as-dirty-whores-demand-a-right-to-wear-hooker-clothes-in-class/


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:10:31 [Preview] No.221714 del
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McDolans are trolling me now.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:11:18 [Preview] No.221715 del
>>221705
Probably got a lot to do with the fact the a lot of gen z are non-whites.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:11:52 [Preview] No.221716 del
>>221715
The gen Z white boys are also surprisingly based and red pilled.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:13:29 [Preview] No.221717 del
>>221704
Having one now thanks, but thank you for asking.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:18:07 [Preview] No.221718 del
>Workers race to dig out man buried alive under gravel after truck driver accidentally tips the load onto him
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738861/Workers-race-dig-man-buried-alive-gravel.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:20:01 [Preview] No.221719 del
>>221712
Good morning NEET.

>Feeling grateful of not having a hangover.
Good to hear.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:20:16 [Preview] No.221720 del
ethanolstate when?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:27:28 [Preview] No.221721 del
>An outrageous double standard has been highlighted in a letter sent by the Victorian Attorney-General to victims of sexual abuse.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/letusspeak-attorneygeneral-sent-sexual-assault-victims-insulting-letter/news-story/31e8c1b17b3da28f01f9d025a3a78f26


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:28:19 [Preview] No.221722 del
>>221690
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:30:35 [Preview] No.221723 del
>>221721
bloody hell


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:32:28 [Preview] No.221724 del
>>221723
It'll only be a matter of time until the Carmona is blamed for it.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:33:32 [Preview] No.221725 del
>>221724
there will be some pissweak excuse about the one the men got being a first draft, and no explanation for how it was only men came to receive that one


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:37:08 [Preview] No.221726 del
Nice doggy:
>Extraordinary moment the 'Outback Wrangler' nonchalantly pushes away a huge crocodile as the beast stalks him in a river - then treats it like a DOG
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738971/Outback-Warngler-nonchalantly-pushes-away-crocodile-beast-stalks-river.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:39:18 [Preview] No.221727 del
>Aussie 'hacker' obtains Tony Abbott's phone and passport numbers in minutes after the former PM posted a seemingly innocent picture online - and he says he could do it to you too
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738131/Aussie-hacker-obtains-Tony-Abbotts-phone-passport-numbers-30-minutes.html


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:39:56 [Preview] No.221728 del
>>221727
I linked the actual blog post yesterday.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:43:18 [Preview] No.221729 del
>>221726
I read that that croc is well known and has half its jaw missing and no teeth.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:48:29 [Preview] No.221730 del
>>221690
Howdy!


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:53:53 [Preview] No.221731 del
D*n.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:56:20 [Preview] No.221732 del
>>221728
What link?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 22:56:29 [Preview] No.221733 del
>>221697
>shitty cartoon drawings
The font they used instantly reminded me of The Simpsons logo.
>"It's 2018. I'm a woman in a men's prison - Why am I here?"
Assaulting your partner and two police officers may have led you there? So much cringe...


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:01:56 [Preview] No.221735 del
>>221734
Thank you.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:10:51 [Preview] No.221736 del
>>221702
Correct

>>221713
What?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:16:17 [Preview] No.221737 del
>>221714
Trade it in for a cheeseburger

>>221718
Being buried alive in anything would be horrible


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:17:45 [Preview] No.221738 del
>>221736
>What?
Stupid word filters fucking things up again. Replace it with the country name.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:18:09 [Preview] No.221739 del
>>221737
>Being buried alive in anything would be horrible
What about cunny grool?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:22:00 [Preview] No.221740 del
>>221720
I don't mind a bit of Yothu Yindi every now and then.

>>221728
Quit living in the past.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:29:26 [Preview] No.221741 del
>>221738
The pics looked like they were taken from an early 2000's Myspace profile of an American high-school girl. Cringe


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:33:37 [Preview] No.221742 del
Might order some more filet 'o fish today.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:40:40 [Preview] No.221743 del
>>221741
let us know when you've contributed anything


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:43:19 [Preview] No.221744 del
>>221742
How many this time?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:44:15 [Preview] No.221745 del
>>221742
gosh i haven't had one of those in a while
used to love them as a kid
might have to grab one sometime


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:47:39 [Preview] No.221746 del
Bought a Super QuickPick for tonight's 60mill Powerball


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:48:41 [Preview] No.221747 del
>>221744
Keeping it at the 4.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:48:53 [Preview] No.221748 del
Not any entrepreneur, but an autistic one
>Autistic entrepreneur, 14, youngest finalist in Small Business Awards
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/manufacturing/autistic-entrepreneur-14-youngest-finalist-in-small-business-awards/news-story/fec2ce739e9a8b5c8fdbf7a8d4bcc95f


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:49:09 [Preview] No.221749 del
>>221746
Can I have half if you win?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:49:30 [Preview] No.221750 del
>>221746
I hope the best for you.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:50:33 [Preview] No.221751 del
>>221743
Have another pointless stormfront article...
https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t631787/


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:56:47 [Preview] No.221752 del
How do I get back to dspNEETdom after becoming a full time wagie?
I am tired of trying.


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:57:28 [Preview] No.221753 del
How?


NEET 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:59:57 [Preview] No.221754 del
Playing lotto is the same or worse than playing the pokies
Get on the horses like a real man


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:00:02 [Preview] No.221755 del
>>221752
>>221753
Build up a big poo, go to Cenno and poo into your hands while throwing it around the office.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:06:02 [Preview] No.221756 del
If you can make a poo castle before the Pajeet guard gets to you, you get DSP payout the same day.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:07:21 [Preview] No.221757 del
>>221752
How long since you got off DSP?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:10:29 [Preview] No.221758 del
>>221756
My local Cenno has old white fellas in their 50's for security.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:12:32 [Preview] No.221759 del
>>221758
He wouldn't tolerate the poo castle, you would get put on Newstart for trying.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:15:26 [Preview] No.221760 del
>>221752
i thought about trying for dsp2021 but just recently signed back up for the wage


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:17:20 [Preview] No.221761 del
>>221758
my local cennos only employ the finest somoan bouncers


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:24:47 [Preview] No.221762 del
>>221761
Big boys.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:25:04 [Preview] No.221763 del
>>221761
mines a pajaeet


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 00:34:45 [Preview] No.221764 del
(6.31 MB 640x360 promise.webm)


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:06:37 [Preview] No.221765 del
>>221764
Even after all these years, I still smile whenever I see Dan's smirking face.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:07:23 [Preview] No.221766 del
Dan is truly The BASED One


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:18:13 [Preview] No.221767 del
>>221765
Dan always smiles when he you're coming in soon.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:23:13 [Preview] No.221768 del
pee pee poo poo


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:27:49 [Preview] No.221769 del
wozza!


Frens ##Frens66 NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:39:21 [Preview] No.221770 del
where are my frens?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:41:49 [Preview] No.221771 del
Goondiwindi!


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:55:50 [Preview] No.221772 del
coondiggity


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 01:58:56 [Preview] No.221773 del
My arse has never been the same.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:02:20 [Preview] No.221774 del
>>221767
I see you've already juiced up


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:16:20 [Preview] No.221775 del
(112.71 KB 1000x1000 Tiny screwdrivers.jpg)
Trying to remove tiny screws with a set of these is a painful experience.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:20:53 [Preview] No.221777 del
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NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:25:18 [Preview] No.221779 del
Pickled candles.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:32:48 [Preview] No.221780 del
Weber installed an ejaculometer on my balls to monitor my ejaculations.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:37:06 [Preview] No.221781 del
>>221775
If you get chinkshit the screws are too east to strip, otherwise it just means you have fat hands NEET


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:41:44 [Preview] No.221782 del
>>221770
Hey m8


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:45:53 [Preview] No.221783 del
>>221782
Hey m9


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:46:20 [Preview] No.221784 del
>>221781
I have woman hands. The problem is the screws being in really tight, and not being able to grip the tiny screwdriver enough to create enough torque.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 02:49:42 [Preview] No.221785 del
>>221776
Bit of Peter Griffin at the end.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:08:06 [Preview] No.221786 del
>>221784
>I have woman hands
You are a candidate for communal gf at the commune then. We will close our eyes and pretend.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:13:03 [Preview] No.221787 del
Some good graphics here to go with some of your Based Synthwave Nuro:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bg4FoU5_x_k [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:16:24 [Preview] No.221788 del
>>221786
I'm going to use more than his/her hands


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:35:23 [Preview] No.221789 del
Another uneventful day


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.221790 del
>>221789
I'm really getting sick of them.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:54:00 [Preview] No.221791 del
Life is wonderful with no hangover


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 03:56:42 [Preview] No.221792 del
>>221791
>Life is wonderful
I wish I could relate.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:15:26 [Preview] No.221793 del
Did my blood donation thing today in the city.
Took a piss afterwards, put my neetstick away too quickly and pissed my pants.
Did some shopping this morning and had a bit of a study.
I need to wash my hair and have a shave; I look like a neet.
There was a somewhat cute girl at the donor centre, one of the nurses, she looked very nervous. She smiled at me and checked my blood bag. I think she was very impressed by my Chad veins outputting massive amounts of blood.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:16:17 [Preview] No.221794 del
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>>221791
>no hangover
I wish I could relate.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:18:03 [Preview] No.221795 del
>>221793
>Did my blood donation thing today in the city.
A good deed. How often do you donate? Is your blood type in need?

>Took a piss afterwards, put my neetstick away too quickly and pissed my pants.
You need to slow your speed.

>I think she was very impressed by my Chad veins outputting massive amounts of blood.
Hot!


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:18:56 [Preview] No.221796 del
>>221793
I had a massive breaky this morning. 4 eggs scrambled with a tin of baked beans and some frozen peas over some toast with Vegemite and hummus. Quite good for how low effort it was.
Currently on the train home. Looking forward to having a nice cup of tea and a relax. Might watch a film. I watched Sicario recently because it was by the same director as Bladerunner 2049. It was pretty good, I quite liked it.
Female roommate is completely gone and I just have the other one here now.
I need to call my grandmother tonight as I missed a call from her the other day.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:20:54 [Preview] No.221797 del
>>221795
Every 12 weeks for whole blood.
I am type A+ which isn't particularly useful but it is quite common so I imagine they still find it useful.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:26:38 [Preview] No.221798 del
>>221796
>breaky


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:27:02 [Preview] No.221799 del
I would not feel comfortable being given NEET blood if I ever need a transfusion.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:33:32 [Preview] No.221800 del
>>221757
About 4 years


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:35:05 [Preview] No.221801 del
>>221799
Wait till tonight


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:37:46 [Preview] No.221802 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:38:03 [Preview] No.221803 del
>>221796
>the same director
Watch 'Arrival' if you haven't already. It's by the same director. That breakfast sounded delicious btw. Have a fun train ride.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:38:56 [Preview] No.221804 del
I have this incredibly comfortable kind of 'buzz' in my body going on. It feels like a weak opiate
I think its just because I'm well rested, just had a decent feed, hydrated, sober and nice and warm.
Is this what normal people feel like every day? I have a cheeky little smirk on my face from time to time just working and listening to the telly


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:39:23 [Preview] No.221805 del
>>221793
I'm too prone to fainting to donate blood. But good onya anyway.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:41:08 [Preview] No.221806 del
>>221804
I get that sort of feel occasionally. Not often, but just often enough to realise how the normies feel all the time.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.221807 del
>>221804
>Is this what normal people feel like every day?
Probably something you haven't experienced in a while. So it all feels different to you.

>I have a cheeky little smirk on my face from time to time just working and listening to the telly
That's nice to hear. I hope it continues.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:44:14 [Preview] No.221808 del
Did a poop.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:48:04 [Preview] No.221809 del
>>221808
Did you have to use a wand?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 04:49:13 [Preview] No.221810 del
>>221809
Only for pleasure.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:17:00 [Preview] No.221811 del
what's my name again


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:18:02 [Preview] No.221812 del
>>221811
Mitch Dowd.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:18:52 [Preview] No.221813 del
amongst


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:21:17 [Preview] No.221814 del
>>221811
Cock and arse.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:23:30 [Preview] No.221815 del
I can imagine NEETs have installed similar systems for different purposes.
>General Mattis slept in his clothes in case he needed to suddenly join a top secret conference call. A flashing light was installed in his home’s bathroom so he would know immediately whenever North Korea launched a missile, even if he was showering.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/kim-jonguns-fawning-letters-to-donald-trump-revealed-in-bob-woodward-book/news-story/9bd41e118db54aba70a3be7f17b7b5fa


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:24:08 [Preview] No.221816 del
Feeling lethargic
3 coffees in the morning and then lunch has me needing a siesta


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:26:30 [Preview] No.221817 del
ejaculation warning system


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:28:43 [Preview] No.221818 del
>>221804
I refuse to believe that one day of sobriety has made you so reformed.
It's a worry too as at any point, there has to be at least one NEET that is monging his life up on here.. And I'm overdue for the mongwhip.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:29:08 [Preview] No.221819 del
>>221815
>A flashing light
I read that as 'fleshlight'

>>221816
>3 coffees
Too much caffeine for one day. You shouldn't have more than one in the morning and one in the arvo.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.221820 del
Windy in Adelaide.
Not good outdoor choof weather.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:30:38 [Preview] No.221821 del
>>221818
A good NEET experiences at least one mong moment a day however small that may be.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:30:40 [Preview] No.221822 del
60 minutes to go


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:30:51 [Preview] No.221823 del
I think my mate is going to bail on chills today.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:31:34 [Preview] No.221824 del
>>221821
I am fine with mong moments.
And I'm meeting my quota.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:31:50 [Preview] No.221825 del
Thinking of getting meself admitted to the psych ward.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:31:55 [Preview] No.221826 del
>>221818
>there has to be at least one NEET that is monging his life up on here
Oh hey, that's me.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:32:13 [Preview] No.221827 del
>>221820
Turn Helen's residence into a choof cave.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:32:17 [Preview] No.221828 del
>>221823
You can come and chill my bails


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:32:47 [Preview] No.221829 del
>>221825
That sounds pretty whimsical. Any particular reason why?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:33:09 [Preview] No.221830 del
>>221826
I know mines coming.
Good luck.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:33:47 [Preview] No.221831 del
>>221827
It's got chicken wire on one wall.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:33:51 [Preview] No.221832 del
>>221825
I've wanted to a few times over the past couple years but I was talked out of it by family. What's got you thinking it's a good idea? Assuming you want to get into it that is.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:34:22 [Preview] No.221833 del
Mate didn't bail, I'm happy now. See you NEETs in a few hours, assuming I'm not too munted.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:34:47 [Preview] No.221834 del
Which NEET is crazy?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:35:24 [Preview] No.221835 del
>>221833
My bails ache for your chilling.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:36:58 [Preview] No.221836 del
>>221831
Add some insulation. Tell Monaro you are counting the "eggs".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P14PIlzSnQ&feature=youtu.be&t=12m50s

>>221833
Have fun, stay safe.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:38:42 [Preview] No.221837 del
>>221804
I have an incredibly uncomfortable ritalin buzz going on


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:43:17 [Preview] No.221838 del
Painful poo
Gives me a rash
A bloody wipe
The monglash


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:51:27 [Preview] No.221839 del
Having another.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:53:05 [Preview] No.221840 del
Maybe a wank will bring me out of my afternoon slumber


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 05:54:07 [Preview] No.221841 del
>>221839
Does it worry you:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m6CeGgzaGSE [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:00:32 [Preview] No.221842 del
>>221816
You need some dexies


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:01:00 [Preview] No.221843 del
>>221839
Happy Saturday?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:02:37 [Preview] No.221844 del
Feel like getting pissed to the point where my head is spinning when laying down. It's been a few months since letting it get that far. It's fun but a guaranteed spew.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:05:03 [Preview] No.221845 del
>>221838
A harsh monglashing


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:05:38 [Preview] No.221846 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:05:57 [Preview] No.221847 del
25 minutes to go


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:07:04 [Preview] No.221848 del
>>221832
>>221829
Honestly not 100% sure why. Just feel like 'going to the extreme'. Whatever that means...


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:09:04 [Preview] No.221849 del
>>221848
I have made you a detailed treatment that is available in-store.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:12:07 [Preview] No.221850 del
The wank did not help.
Going to lay down and look out the window

I love working from home


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:13:10 [Preview] No.221851 del
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Got the Star Wars fever atm...


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:16:27 [Preview] No.221852 del
Do I just call 000 and say I'm suicidal?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:21:42 [Preview] No.221853 del
>>221852
just go to dans


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:24:33 [Preview] No.221854 del
>>221850
Lay down, wank and look out the window.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:25:08 [Preview] No.221855 del
>>221852
Just go to emergency and make a scene


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:25:29 [Preview] No.221856 del
>>221852
If you want to go to a psych ward, yes and tell you have very strong and immediate thoughts about harming yourself. It won't be a pleasant experience.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:25:58 [Preview] No.221857 del
>>221855
He could build that poo castle that other NEET was going to build to get the DSP again.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:28:25 [Preview] No.221858 del
Will the commune have a padded cell for NEETs needing alone time and a pressure washer to clean it out?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:28:30 [Preview] No.221859 del
Got that post-wank piss burn


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:29:16 [Preview] No.221860 del
>>221858
Holding cells go against the commune ideology


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:29:33 [Preview] No.221861 del
They will be called Naughty NEET Timeout Wank Rooms


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:30:00 [Preview] No.221862 del
Just held the phone to my ear and 'pretended' to speak to someone who was not there. Perhaps I have the schizophrenia, perhaps it's bi-polar disorder, perhaps it's too many years of social isolation + alcohol abuse???


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:43:23 [Preview] No.221864 del
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NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 06:44:44 [Preview] No.221865 del
>>221864
With a few large chips and drinks will meet the needs of any Executive vying for the Nurgle 2020.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:00:01 [Preview] No.221866 del
Very hard to have a choof.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:00:31 [Preview] No.221867 del
>>221848
Get some smack.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:01:46 [Preview] No.221868 del
>>221851
I would've liked it if it was a movie.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:02:30 [Preview] No.221869 del
>>221852
What state are you in?
You should call 131465


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:02:48 [Preview] No.221870 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:03:05 [Preview] No.221871 del
>>221859
That's the clap.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:05:33 [Preview] No.221872 del
>>221866
God is trying to tell you something.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:08:46 [Preview] No.221873 del
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NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:09:09 [Preview] No.221874 del
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NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:10:21 [Preview] No.221875 del
>>221864
Is it free delivery?
Get come peas, corn, rolls and gravy.
And six pineapple fritters.
And a mega buttermilk popcorn box, with four sauces.
And 10 buttermilk wings.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:10:45 [Preview] No.221876 del
>>221872
He's got wind.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.221877 del
The story of Joe Bonham, a good-looking, all-American boy encouraged to fight in World War I by his patriotic father, Bonham loses his legs, eyes, ears, mouth and nose to a German shell.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:14:29 [Preview] No.221879 del
>>221875
And I'll have a chicken gravy roll


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:18:57 [Preview] No.221880 del
>>221877
and still got more pussy than most people on here


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:27:12 [Preview] No.221881 del
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NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:27:31 [Preview] No.221882 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:30:07 [Preview] No.221883 del
>>221882
I was thinking 5, that way I'll have enough for lunch tomorrow as well.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:30:41 [Preview] No.221884 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:32:56 [Preview] No.221885 del
First day of the two day fast. Feeling pretty hungry. The obesity is out of control. It must be addressed.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:41:20 [Preview] No.221886 del
>>221881
You can never have enough Dans.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:41:49 [Preview] No.221887 del
>>221885
Please drink plenty of water.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:41:53 [Preview] No.221888 del
Going to have some weetbix with frozen berries, honey and sultanas.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:42:09 [Preview] No.221889 del
>>221885
You can do it neet.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:42:51 [Preview] No.221890 del
>>221888
Aren't they a bit crunchy?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:44:22 [Preview] No.221891 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.221892 del
God knocked the bud out of my pipe.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:49:47 [Preview] No.221893 del
The superlative ejaculation.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:49:53 [Preview] No.221894 del
Making Monaro get KFC, first time I've eaten junk food in a while.
I've been freezing meals and I usually just get fast food for convenience and because I can't be fucked cooking.
I asked for a BBQ Bacon Stacker Burger Combo and a 10 for $10 Hot & Crispy Boneless.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:53:14 [Preview] No.221895 del
>>221892
Take heed.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:53:39 [Preview] No.221896 del
>>221890
I defrost them in the microwave.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:54:12 [Preview] No.221897 del
>>221894
>10 for $10 Hot & Crispy Boneless
Never heard of them. I look forward to your review.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:57:44 [Preview] No.221898 del
>>221891
You need something to sustain yourself.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 07:59:16 [Preview] No.221899 del
>>221898
There are sus stains on my trackies.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:01:09 [Preview] No.221900 del
>>221899
Cum stains and food crums won't sustain you.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.221901 del
Wine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ5h0AJ4HU [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.221902 del
My last glass.
Flavour country.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.221903 del
>>221901
>>221902
You wild eyed scrubber.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.221904 del
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Are you neets preparing for the collapse?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:08:42 [Preview] No.221905 del
>>221904/
Did you drink the deisel?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:08:59 [Preview] No.221906 del
>>221904
I am stockpiling tiffins.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.221907 del
>>221904
I'm preparing for an ejaculation.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:11:13 [Preview] No.221908 del
>>221904
I will be if my NDIS plan covers it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:14:00 [Preview] No.221909 del
>>221904
For the last time, yes.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:15:44 [Preview] No.221910 del
>>221907
This meme is not working m8. Time to cut your losses.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:16:26 [Preview] No.221911 del
Difficulty putting my socks on. Obesity restricts me.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:18:22 [Preview] No.221912 del
>>221911
You need to invest in the wand that helps you with that.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:29:03 [Preview] No.221913 del
Cooking some marinated lamb strips - they've been sitting in my fridge for a while, but the use by date insists that they're fine. I don't get how raw meat can last that long. How do you tell if it's gone bad?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:29:43 [Preview] No.221914 del
>>221913
Explosive poos the next day.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:33:03 [Preview] No.221915 del
I'm watching gay niggers from outer space.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:36:35 [Preview] No.221916 del
I'm back. Ordered tacos and a burrito.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:37:36 [Preview] No.221917 del
>>221916
That sounds ok.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:37:51 [Preview] No.221918 del
>>221913
Could be because it was vacuum packed and marinated in oil, lemon juice, spices etc, which act as preservatives.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:38:49 [Preview] No.221919 del
>>221913
>How do you tell if it's gone bad?
You give it a sniff m8.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:40:19 [Preview] No.221920 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.221921 del
The hot and tasty is better than wicked wings.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:45:51 [Preview] No.221922 del
I finished it. It was alright but certainly not great.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:46:22 [Preview] No.221923 del
>>221921
Based?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:47:21 [Preview] No.221924 del
>>221921
Did you dip?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:48:35 [Preview] No.221925 del
Starving
Could def go a burg but I said I'd cook tonight.
Just realised the chicken hadn't thawed enough
Burg it is

Skipping the planned 2 standards tonight. Goin full bore into sobriety


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:49:49 [Preview] No.221926 del
Who is the choof neet? Is it cruisey?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:50:16 [Preview] No.221927 del
>>221925
>Going full bore into sobriety
Good on you m8. We believe in you.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:54:26 [Preview] No.221928 del
>>221925
You can do it m8


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:57:19 [Preview] No.221929 del
Not ordering a burg
Microwaving some pasta I had prepared earlier like a functional adult


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 08:59:31 [Preview] No.221930 del
>>221929
Good boy. You are going to make it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:00:32 [Preview] No.221931 del
>Microsoft’s underwater server experiment resurfaces after two years
46 comments
>>Turns out, dunking data centers is a great idea
https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/14/21436746/microsoft-project-natick-data-center-server-underwater-cooling-reliability


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:01:36 [Preview] No.221932 del
>>221926
Probably but at least Helen's got his back.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:01:52 [Preview] No.221933 del
>>221929
Keep at it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:04:10 [Preview] No.221934 del
>>221932
The dog has Helen's back.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:13:54 [Preview] No.221935 del
>>221923
Incredibly.
>>221924
Yes.
>>221925
>sobriety
Good luck.
>>221932
Not for long.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:15:20 [Preview] No.221936 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:18:56 [Preview] No.221937 del
>>221936
What is this nonsense?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.221938 del
>>221936
Is this from rutorrent?
I want to start downloading porn again but none of the old sites are open signup anymore


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.221939 del
eaten


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:23:30 [Preview] No.221940 del
>>221937
Hopefully a good gook tune.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.221941 del
>>221938
pornolab.net

>>221937
A story about a hapa and a hen.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:29:37 [Preview] No.221942 del
>>221935
>Not for long.
You need more hens 4 Helen.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:30:39 [Preview] No.221943 del
triple anal prolapse


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.221944 del
>>221943
Aboriginal anal?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:31:13 [Preview] No.221945 del
>>221943
That's tomorrow.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:31:42 [Preview] No.221946 del
>>221382
Does this apply across different classes and regions of Australia?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.221947 del
Might have a joint


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.221948 del
>Some energy drinks contain BLEACH, Aussie study finds - and the shocking revelation could help explain changes in cancer risks
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8742061/Some-soft-drinks-contain-harmful-levels-hydrogen-peroxide-Aussie-study-finds.html


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:51:00 [Preview] No.221949 del
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Mmmm naiiice
There's something about Jap and Chinese assholes that I can't get enough of. It's the slight darkness, the subtle hairiness, the wetness of it all.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.221950 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:55:05 [Preview] No.221951 del
I tried a fancy (and expensive) pasta sauce. It wasn't in a jar it was in what looked like a brown stubby beer bottle. I had to use a bottle opener to get the top off. The opening was so small it took ages to pour out the sauce and I had to keep shaking the bottle to get it to move. It tasted okay. About as good as Dolmio's.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:57:39 [Preview] No.221952 del
I ticked the spoiler button.
Sorry cruisedog


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:57:47 [Preview] No.221953 del
>>221949
please spoiler


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 09:59:14 [Preview] No.221954 del
thats a rude post


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:03:03 [Preview] No.221955 del
Weber's harvesting my scrotum's metadata.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:04:35 [Preview] No.221956 del
Fucking vile post.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:06:11 [Preview] No.221957 del
Fucking SORRY!


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.221958 del
>>221936
Shitey missed out.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:07:22 [Preview] No.221959 del
>>221957
You will be cunt.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:08:02 [Preview] No.221960 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:09:07 [Preview] No.221961 del
Could go 12 standards tbh
It is Friday tomorrow after all


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:10:39 [Preview] No.221962 del
(5)


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:13:13 [Preview] No.221963 del
this made me think of the pasito can
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rWD71PAaMz0 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.221964 del
>>221961
Go for it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:14:16 [Preview] No.221965 del
>>221961
sweaty bum splash


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:15:04 [Preview] No.221966 del
>>221961
The cycle continues.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:15:51 [Preview] No.221967 del
>>221963
>this made me think of the pasito can
Now I'm thinking of it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:17:59 [Preview] No.221968 del
>>221705
Interesting, when I was in school they taught us about the holocaust on three separate occasions, I'd imagine the seppos would have it drummed into them even more.
>>221707
>Hello Mr Spergman
Hey mate.
>That does sound nice
It was.
>That does NOT sound nice.
It's not ideal but at least the redheaded qt that works there is still there.
>>221904
I'm preparing for the collapse of the price of booze, I do so by waiting for the next Dan's catalogue to come in the mail.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a mini-binge last night, after I get this uni assignment out of the way I might have a proper binge early next week.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:20:30 [Preview] No.221969 del
Gook pussy but what about gook bussy.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:21:59 [Preview] No.221970 del
>>221969
Lets not go down that rabbit hole.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:28:07 [Preview] No.221971 del
>>221970
Yes let's discuss it at the meeting.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:30:33 [Preview] No.221972 del
>>221969
>gook debussy
he is my favourite composer


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:30:46 [Preview] No.221973 del
>>221969
The only gook bussy I want mentioned here is Nuro's gape


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:31:51 [Preview] No.221974 del
>>221972
Moderately bantered.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:32:14 [Preview] No.221975 del
>>221973
It's not tight enough.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:33:05 [Preview] No.221976 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:33:21 [Preview] No.221977 del
>>221975
He's watertight you pleb.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:34:48 [Preview] No.221978 del
>>221976
why so glum chum?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:37:38 [Preview] No.221979 del
>>221975
it might be as loose as a rostie but it's still as gook as Xi's Winnie the Pooh fanfics


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:39:33 [Preview] No.221980 del
>>221976
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:40:22 [Preview] No.221981 del
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>>221976
1300 22 4636


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:41:41 [Preview] No.221982 del
1300 655 506


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:44:04 [Preview] No.221983 del
1300 666 70 70


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:45:00 [Preview] No.221984 del
Weed man said he would be here "tonight" with the new stuff.
Ruined my evening, cannot wank in peace.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:45:24 [Preview] No.221985 del
>>221976
1300 723 388


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:46:07 [Preview] No.221986 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-57JMrU1gOY [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:47:57 [Preview] No.221987 del
>>221986
cringe


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:48:25 [Preview] No.221988 del
Webby let go of a trolley filled with softdrink on the escalator of the Rundle mall woolies and killed an old lady once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:49:04 [Preview] No.221989 del
>>221976
1300 699906 Only old NEETs will understand


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:50:11 [Preview] No.221990 del
>>221904
yeah I'm walking distance of woolies


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:50:59 [Preview] No.221991 del
>>221988
is that what happened to Hue's Granny


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:52:23 [Preview] No.221992 del
>>221988
Did she at least stop the cart?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:53:03 [Preview] No.221993 del
Does anyone actually know how to raise and lower venetian blinds?
Whenever I do it one side always lowers down but the others don't move.
I end up just pulling on the cord until the whole thing falls down


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:53:12 [Preview] No.221994 del
>>221989
kek, I remember


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:54:50 [Preview] No.221995 del
>>221993
From memory it has something to do with force. Pull hard to release and pull constantly to pull up with a tug at the end. Although that depends on how old they are.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:58:32 [Preview] No.221996 del
Curfew time, melbourne neets.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:58:37 [Preview] No.221997 del
>>221993
Youtube will probably have something to show you.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:59:10 [Preview] No.221998 del
>>221993
no that is why i got plantation shutters


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:59:16 [Preview] No.221999 del
>melbourne


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 10:59:59 [Preview] No.222000 del
>tfw only have genoese blinds


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:02:33 [Preview] No.222001 del
Weber poked me in the eye once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:04:02 [Preview] No.222002 del
There are some neets on here who unironically use devices created by italians.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:07:15 [Preview] No.222003 del
I have French doors.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:07:23 [Preview] No.222004 del
Webby is Italian


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:07:41 [Preview] No.222005 del
Herr Weber is German.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.222006 del
Weber slammed my head in a door once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:08:16 [Preview] No.222007 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:08:23 [Preview] No.222008 del
>>221996
Fuck sake


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:08:30 [Preview] No.222009 del
Nuro said bazinga once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:08:35 [Preview] No.222010 del
>>222003
Big doors?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:09:56 [Preview] No.222011 del
>>221419
smoke heroin


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:10:41 [Preview] No.222012 del
The only Weber post I want to read is the one tomorrow about the Russian.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:10:48 [Preview] No.222013 del
>>222011
Poor advice.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:11:53 [Preview] No.222014 del
>>221430
it's good for you


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:12:06 [Preview] No.222015 del
>>221996
Why are NEETs so harsh against the Victorian Lockdown policies
They're very much needed to keep the bad neets inside to stop them giving rona to grannybot


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:13:05 [Preview] No.222016 del
>>221421
Do you have one of those new 3700 RTX cards


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:13:13 [Preview] No.222017 del
$3000 a week is a lot of hours
>Fair Work Ombudsman investigates case of backpacker 'paid $2.50 an hour' to pick fruit
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-17/fwo-investigates-claims-backpacker-paid-just-2.50-an-hour/12673092


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:13:26 [Preview] No.222018 del
>>221450
smoke meth


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:13:45 [Preview] No.222019 del
I get four snags minimum when I find myself in the Bunnings car park


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.222020 del
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>>222008
Dan Andrews says melbourne neets aren't allowed to post on here after 9.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:14:02 [Preview] No.222021 del
>>222002
Don't criticize Nuro's Lancia


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:15:17 [Preview] No.222022 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:15:48 [Preview] No.222023 del
>>222020
as he should, I always find it weird that NEETs are hard on him for pushing out the lockdown and instead forgetting that him being too soft was what got Victoria in that mess in the first place, if anything the lockdown should of been harder


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:16:22 [Preview] No.222024 del
>>221504
higher end computers don't use system 32, to make your computer run faster delete it


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:16:29 [Preview] No.222025 del
I largely hate autistic people.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:16:35 [Preview] No.222026 del
>>221500
I wanna slap the belly and watch it jiggle like jelly


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:16:59 [Preview] No.222027 del
Who is this bad home NEET with a British flag doing a catch-up?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:17:17 [Preview] No.222028 del
>>222015
Wrong
NSW is pretty open and they don't have our daily rona rate

Its the fucking pajeet hotel scandal fuckup i tells ya


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:18:45 [Preview] No.222029 del
>>222023
If scomo just nuked melbourne non of this would have happened


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:21:48 [Preview] No.222030 del
>>222028
Yes NSW is largely open but it didn't have massive community clusters to begin with, the lockdown got reinstated when Dan realised that "oh shit I fucked up by letting security literally fuck the rona pozzed bussies in the hotels" and by allowing protests which caused massive community clusters which were way bigger than what any other state to the point where comparing it to NSW is retarded, what you should of compared it to is Florida which is still getting plenty of cases a day because it's open as fuck and just like Victoria was unhygenic as fuck in the first place, whilst in Victoria cases are manageable now


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:22:03 [Preview] No.222031 del
>>222029
this is also true


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:22:58 [Preview] No.222032 del
Weber installed an accelerometer on my balls.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:27:40 [Preview] No.222033 del
>>222025
You do not.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:29:44 [Preview] No.222034 del
>>222025
that's rude, we're just tryimg to get by even if we're minority that gets some of the most hate by Privileged Ableists who don't realise that even if we don't follow the same social norms as them it doesn't mean we're invalid


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:30:50 [Preview] No.222035 del
>>222034
The autism supremacists piss me off. I am okay with them being different but people that harp on about autism being a "superpower" really give me the shits.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:33:02 [Preview] No.222036 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, right and tight.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:37:54 [Preview] No.222037 del
>>222035
that's more propaganda from the normal folk that's given to us to help justify their abuse of us "haha my bullying of you and your people for being socially different by pointing out you can remember all the pokemon which means ur smart and isn't just a roundabout insult"
These same people get ansy about antisemitism but it's literally the same shit with the only difference being the average Jewish person is usually a lot better off financially than the average Autistic person


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:39:52 [Preview] No.222038 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>222036
Goodnight NEET


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:51:44 [Preview] No.222039 del
>>222038
Gook night


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 11:57:13 [Preview] No.222040 del
(2.68 MB 640x800 nuro.mp4)


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:03:17 [Preview] No.222041 del
>>222038
Goodnight sweetheart

I am feeling good NEETs, putting together some plans for the next few months regarding self-improvement and development
Comfortable night in


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:06:41 [Preview] No.222042 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:08:41 [Preview] No.222043 del
>>222040
is this why dr disrespect got banned from twitch


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:10:53 [Preview] No.222044 del
accidentally took out eastern states train control
twice


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:15:08 [Preview] No.222045 del
>>222044
based and webby pilled


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:21:51 [Preview] No.222046 del
>>222045
spending half of tomorrow writing a PIR is not based


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:25:22 [Preview] No.222047 del
>>222046
you're based to me at all times


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:38:32 [Preview] No.222050 del
>>222049
I improved your pepe into something that's thread worthy


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:40:30 [Preview] No.222051 del
>>222050
no you didn't


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:42:39 [Preview] No.222052 del
Webby press-ganged me onto a train crew once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:44:42 [Preview] No.222053 del
Webby packed my entire family into a cattle car bound for Siberia once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 12:59:06 [Preview] No.222054 del
Webby hacked into my computer and SSH'd into the NAS that has my secret backup wank drive once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:14:48 [Preview] No.222055 del
Webby did a dine and dash from the most expensive restaurant in Adelaide while humming "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" once.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:17:00 [Preview] No.222056 del
>>222055
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
is that a JoJo reference


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:22:40 [Preview] No.222057 del
>>222056
No, I don't even know what that is.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:29:02 [Preview] No.222058 del
>>221989
I'm not old.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:30:55 [Preview] No.222059 del
>>222011
Good advice.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:33:05 [Preview] No.222060 del
>>222024
I burnt it in my CD drive


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:33:12 [Preview] No.222061 del
>>222055
>>222054
>>222053
>>222052
who cares you niggerfucks?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:34:02 [Preview] No.222062 del
>>222027
I'm getting out of the blue yous. I'll allow it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:34:23 [Preview] No.222063 del
>>222061
Go to bed nuro.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:36:38 [Preview] No.222064 del
>>222057
it's an anime, where a lot of 80s and 90s songs are also the name o&gt;tfw having homosexual thoughtshostly fighting spirit that's bound to a master called a Stand, with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is the stand of the President of the United States in the 7th Part (kinda analougous to a season) set in a fictionalised late 19th century America in a Cannonball Runesque race


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:37:52 [Preview] No.222065 del
Goodnight neets.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:38:25 [Preview] No.222066 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:38:54 [Preview] No.222067 del
>>222065
Sweet Dreams princess


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:40:37 [Preview] No.222068 del
Watching black books.. again


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:42:50 [Preview] No.222069 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:44:42 [Preview] No.222070 del
>>222064
Sounds kinda silly, I never really got the appeal of anime.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:47:54 [Preview] No.222071 del
>>222070
>Sounds kinda silly
It's more than kinda silly, the whole point of the show is it's a ride


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 13:48:27 [Preview] No.222072 del
>>222061
If I was still a mod I would ban you


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 15:00:30 [Preview] No.222073 del
It is now past midnight and I am wide awake.
I have a very sore ankle that I can't remember hurting, a fence that keeps making a noise that I've been out to try and fix and indigestion.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 16:44:51 [Preview] No.222075 del
>>222068
I did that. Not the again part just the watching. Weird coincidence, you are getting more suspicious by every second.
Anyway, I only watched first season, it's not for me.
Nowadays I watch Scrubs. It's about a young doctor who hallucinates all the time. Maybe it's House's youth when he hooked on drugs. I dunno.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 19:33:02 [Preview] No.222076 del
>>222017
Raena was en route to a sheep farm in rural South Australia, when the farmer — who had offered to pick her up — started sliding his hand on her inner thigh, telling her she was his "type of backpacker".
"Sexual harassment with the farmer started from the first day I arrived there," she said.
Raena said he singled her out, proposing they spent her first day on the beach, not working.
"I told him 'no', but then he got upset and told me that since he is paying me, I'm paid to do whatever he wants — whether it's going to the beach with him, going for a drive with him, or scooping dog poo," she said.
At the beach, Raena said the farmer was visibly "upset" she had decided to wear a one-piece swimsuit instead of a bikini.
Throughout the farm work, she said she was confronted by inappropriate behaviour.
"The farmer would compliment me in front of his wife, saying how sexy my legs were, or how he wants to see me drive the tractor to see my boobs jiggle," she said.
"He would constantly take photos of me, when I was bent over or doing something. I'd ask him why he took a photo of me and he said it's simply for me to show the Government I worked."


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:13:46 [Preview] No.222077 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:14:35 [Preview] No.222078 del
>>222077
Good morning neet.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:20:40 [Preview] No.222079 del
Good night, NEETs.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:24:41 [Preview] No.222080 del
>>222077
>>222078
morning
time to start winning


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:25:09 [Preview] No.222081 del
>>222075
I think that's day dreaming in Scrubs but very much over time could be hallucinations.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 20:33:22 [Preview] No.222082 del
>>222079
Good night.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:07:42 [Preview] No.222083 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:21:51 [Preview] No.222084 del


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:45:33 [Preview] No.222085 del
>>222076
Why didn't Weber tell us he owned a farm?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:48:26 [Preview] No.222086 del
>>222085
You couldn't handle the arse snaps.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:56:37 [Preview] No.222087 del
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WOOF!


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 21:58:41 [Preview] No.222088 del
>>222087
Straight to his arse.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:03:42 [Preview] No.222089 del
>>222050
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:05:21 [Preview] No.222090 del
>>222084
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:08:02 [Preview] No.222091 del
Another day on the wage begins.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G1qfvAcXALw [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:13:17 [Preview] No.222092 del
Me and Nuro are always looking for ways to maximise shareholder wealth.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:19:31 [Preview] No.222093 del
>>222092
Grip tightly with the right speed and precision some nonperforming stocks.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.222094 del
Gmorn gents

Didn’t drink last night. Continued refining a few different to do lists and organising some upcoming tasks. End of the night I put a movie on and put my phone away in the bedroom, very comfy, haven’t watched half a movie without distractions in a long while
Slept well too
Feeling good to not be a schized out boong


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:24:28 [Preview] No.222095 del
>>222094
Well done NEET. We are all proud of you and believe in you.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:24:56 [Preview] No.222096 del
Day two of the fast. Things going well so far.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:28:06 [Preview] No.222097 del
>>222094
Good to hear things are improving for you.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:40:53 [Preview] No.222098 del
>>222094
Good to hear, keep at it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:53:32 [Preview] No.222099 del
(2.93 MB 3264x2448 Caramel Latte.jpg)
(2.47 MB 2448x3264 McFeed.jpg)
>tfw


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 22:56:29 [Preview] No.222100 del
>>222099
Greasy feed.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:06:14 [Preview] No.222101 del
>>222099
Both top choices tbh


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:21:22 [Preview] No.222102 del
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Welp, there's no need to check my ticket...


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:23:02 [Preview] No.222103 del
>>222102
I won $72 with multiple smaller wins.
Got 5 numbers in the Powerball, which paied a whopping $37 or something. 5 number on Saturday lotto would be like $1000 or more.

A 20-something girl is likely to blow all of that $60m.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:23:03 [Preview] No.222104 del
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(420.44 KB 701x1948 Victims of Gel.jpg)


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:35:05 [Preview] No.222105 del
>>222103
How much did you spend on the ticket? I only bought a $20 super quickpick.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:42:51 [Preview] No.222106 del
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This is an interesting story NEETs. Back in March an old boomer takes a woman who was not his wife on a camping trip and the pair of them disappear leaving no trace except a burnt tent and camp site. Were they murdered or has the old boomer faked his own death so he could run away with his sidepiece and be free of his nagging wife?


https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/police-call-overseas-expert-over-missing-victorian-campers-carol-clay-and-russell-hill/news-story/21327f2c389b3743ba12d0d86a78af86


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:44:34 [Preview] No.222107 del
>>222106
I bet Mitch was behind it.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:47:20 [Preview] No.222108 del
>>222103
I have lost on every single entry recently but I only play a few games each so it is not that much.

>A 20-something girl is likely to blow all of that $60m.
Yep, that much money at a younger age is disaster waiting to happen. Would nice though.

>>222104
I wonder if they take snake catcher to court as it impacts their brand impact.

The recent job figures are people going back to work due to job keeper payment, so I doubt it is reliable but they will keep pushing the narrative that everything is fine.

Don't those gel guns still cause damage if they hit you?

>>222106
It is an interesting case given the strange circumstances.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:48:38 [Preview] No.222109 del
Weber won't let my balls break free.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:49:06 [Preview] No.222110 del
>>222105
$59.20 for a 50 game entry


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.222112 del
>>222107
Mitch Dowd?


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:52:19 [Preview] No.222113 del
Currently working on drafting an email to my boss regarding not wanting to continue the wage. Perhaps I should call it an indefinite break for reasons of study, rather than a resignation


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:54:27 [Preview] No.222114 del
>>222113
"G'Day, Cunt!
Today is my last day. Forever.
Cheers,
Shitey."


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:54:49 [Preview] No.222115 del
>>222112
I truly mysterious character.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:56:03 [Preview] No.222116 del
>>222113
Discussing it with them is a good idea, if it casual chances you might have to resign but it depends on how desperate they are.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:57:52 [Preview] No.222117 del
>>222115
>I truly mysterious character.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:58:38 [Preview] No.222118 del
>>222113
Tell him you've been diagnosed as a long term carrier of covid and you have to stay away from work and all public contact.


NEET 09/17/2020 (Thu) 23:59:57 [Preview] No.222119 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:06:56 [Preview] No.222120 del
>>222116
It's going to take me a while to write this, I'm terrible at writing


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:07:51 [Preview] No.222121 del
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(94.04 KB 1293x895 PS5 Release Date.jpg)


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:09:28 [Preview] No.222122 del
The burrito and six (6) tacos last night had me farting all through my sleep.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:11:47 [Preview] No.222123 del
>>222122
Sounds delightful.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:12:17 [Preview] No.222124 del
>>222108
>cause damage if they hit you?
Probably, but I've never handled one in person nor know anyone who owns one.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:16:20 [Preview] No.222125 del
Not sure I can resist a second morning coffee


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.222126 del
>>222106
That old geezer must be worth a bit, the Landcruiser must be worth close to 100K.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.222127 del
>>222125
Anally?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:27:22 [Preview] No.222128 del
>>222125
I'm having one too.
Got to watch some videos for uni and then I'll head in to do some more studying just with books.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:28:06 [Preview] No.222129 del
>>222099
Looks disgusting.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:29:53 [Preview] No.222130 del
>>222121
Hopefully they provide a decent system with no overheating issues or death screens after a year or two.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:30:32 [Preview] No.222131 del
>>222129
They help start the day tbh


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:33:41 [Preview] No.222132 del
>>222131
Sorry neet, I didn't mean to be rude.
I have a very low tolerance for greasy food. Makes me feel sick.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:40:04 [Preview] No.222133 del
I farted on a kid's birthday cake once.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:43:46 [Preview] No.222134 del
>>222122
I know, I had to keep lifting the blankets up to get rid of the smell.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:45:04 [Preview] No.222135 del
>>222134
Similar to a Dutch oven.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:47:34 [Preview] No.222136 del
Going to go do my second poo of the day.
Had a shave this morning.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:53:01 [Preview] No.222137 del
>>222136
I have already finished my two poos today.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 00:59:17 [Preview] No.222138 del
Just did my first
Slid out very well in small to medium sized pieces with a bit of liquid poo to help it out
Comfortable wipe leaving minimal bum rash
Satisfied


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:02:03 [Preview] No.222139 del
>>222138
You need to apply a soothing lotion.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:03:38 [Preview] No.222140 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:05:55 [Preview] No.222141 del
Damn, man, that's crazy.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:08:33 [Preview] No.222142 del
>>222140
Good choice, I like this goat lotion that puts back the moisture into my skin when it starts to flake:
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/79250/goat-lotion-with-manuka-honey-500ml


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:09:27 [Preview] No.222143 del
I am sexually aroused.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:11:13 [Preview] No.222144 del
>>222143
Have a waLk.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:15:14 [Preview] No.222145 del
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Are you neets preparing for the collapse?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:17:13 [Preview] No.222146 del
>>222130
Yes, hopefully.

>>222132
All good.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:18:55 [Preview] No.222147 del
>>222145
KEK
Would that one candle be enough to heat that frozen burger?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:26:38 [Preview] No.222148 del
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Did a flight with this bigboi, pretty easy to fly and manage tbh.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dN6BH16Cbas [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:36:06 [Preview] No.222149 del
>>222148
Hard to tell that pic from a real photo tbqh


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:36:14 [Preview] No.222150 del
>>222147
You just need to sit on the frozen burger for a couple of hours to heat it.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:39:16 [Preview] No.222151 del
>>222148
Are there any birds in the air in that simulator?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:40:01 [Preview] No.222152 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:40:57 [Preview] No.222153 del
>>222152
Is it possible for them to hit your plane?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:42:18 [Preview] No.222154 del
Take a break or apply for a break?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 01:44:51 [Preview] No.222155 del
>>222153
I'd probably say no, they are in certain sight seeing areas on the world map, different types of birds and other animals, however you could simulate a bird strike or something similar in the "failures" menu before you take off.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:06:47 [Preview] No.222156 del
Finished the email


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:10:48 [Preview] No.222157 del
>>222090
Sip bebu


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:11:30 [Preview] No.222158 del
>>222156
Post text of it here please, appropriately censored.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:11:51 [Preview] No.222159 del
>>222157
How is the wage going?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:12:07 [Preview] No.222160 del
>>222094
I don't get how you are doing it.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:12:57 [Preview] No.222161 del
>>222160
It won't last.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:14:30 [Preview] No.222162 del
>>222159
I'm the duty officer so I can't leave the office but not bad tbh, only had a few other people's clients call and ask for stuff, and just shifts.
One of my new clients is at risk of being taken away from his grandma who is the foster carer, that's a bit dramatic and emotional.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:15:06 [Preview] No.222163 del
>>222161
Yeah but still. I am quite impressed.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:15:42 [Preview] No.222164 del
>>222099
I want that feel.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:15:51 [Preview] No.222165 del
>>222162
>at risk of being taken away
For what reason?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:16:56 [Preview] No.222166 del
I’ve just sent a long and deliberate email to my manager about his shit management


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:17:24 [Preview] No.222167 del
>>222163
>I am quite impressed.
Then you are not setting high enough standards for yourself or others. You can do it and do better.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:17:42 [Preview] No.222168 del
>>222166
>his shit management
Does he not flush?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:24:59 [Preview] No.222169 del
>>222166
Could we please see the highlights?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:30:33 [Preview] No.222170 del
>>222104
Interesting add for Coles


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:32:25 [Preview] No.222171 del
>>222145
Good haul


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:33:08 [Preview] No.222172 del
>>222154
Have a Kit Kat


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:34:58 [Preview] No.222173 del
>>222165
Parents are junkies, he's drug munted from birth, violent and disobedient, refuses to go to school, grandma is old and worn out and doesn't discipline enough.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:36:24 [Preview] No.222174 del
>>222167
You don't know how ingrained boonglyf can become.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:36:36 [Preview] No.222175 del
>>222158
To this effect:
Hello Wagelord,

I write to you concerning my shifts at the wage.

As you know, it's quickly approaching the middle of the semester, and the amount of time that needs to be put towards my studies is steadily increasing. In light of this, I feel that I will not be able to fulfil my shifts at the wage. Having recently moved, my commutes to and from the wage can be quite long, which adds another element of difficulty.

Saying that, I will need to take a break from these shifts.

My apologies for if this is short-notice.

Thanks,

NEET


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:42:22 [Preview] No.222176 del
>>222173
Sounds like the only way he gets his way is using violence, probably hasn't had anyone to show him otherwise and I am guessing his cognition is impact his ability to make reasoned decisions.

In NSW there are special schools that operate with special conditions for hours of attendance and requirements for students with ongoing behavioral difficulties. Has been recommended to attend such as an school if they exist there?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:43:31 [Preview] No.222177 del
>>222175
To lowlyNEET,

No.
See you on Monday.

Wagelord.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:44:25 [Preview] No.222178 del
>>222176
He goes to one, but doesn't go.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:47:30 [Preview] No.222179 del
>>222177
No don't say that


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:51:23 [Preview] No.222180 del
>>222178
Depends on who is there. I have heard stories that some are really good and some not so much.

In Western Sydney a bloke that ran one use to take the students with a staff members on a canoe ride with two students in each one. He use to it at dusk and the people reviewing the risk assessment freaked with the water risks and the time of day. His response was that when it's dark they cannot run away so they had to paddle through the night and went more rural to teach them teamwork and survival skills (i.e. paddle in sequence and if you want to eat you have to prepare your food). The program was reviewed and was seen as having evidence-based principles in how it was structured to teach these students. Real mavericks but it required someone a little mad to teach it. His job sounded really comfy but the violence he had to de-escalate didn't.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 02:54:35 [Preview] No.222181 del
Where abouts did you move to Shitereeni?
How far from the city? I’m maybe 20 minutes out


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:18:43 [Preview] No.222182 del
hi


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:21:39 [Preview] No.222183 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:45:42 [Preview] No.222184 del
I'm at uni having a study.
It is too fucking hot outside so I am stuck here until 6pm or so which is unpleasant.
I lost my water bottle recently so I don't have one atm. Somewhat unpleasant. I might grab a bottle of gatorrade or something from Coles.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:45:52 [Preview] No.222185 del
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How's the weight going, neets?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:46:50 [Preview] No.222186 del
>>222181
I'm in the CBD


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 03:48:04 [Preview] No.222187 del
Its time for the post-lunch wank


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:03:46 [Preview] No.222188 del
On the train home now. It isn't that bad outside anymore.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:04:49 [Preview] No.222189 del
>>222184
What do you mean you're 'stuck' there until 6? You're not allowed to leave until then?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:17:42 [Preview] No.222190 del
Nine (9) tacos.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:20:57 [Preview] No.222191 del
>>222180
tbh the less orthodox methods get the best results.
I took a support worker out to see that client I mentioned and he yelled at the kid then fought him and sat on him.
I've been putting that worker on as many shifts as possible.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:21:37 [Preview] No.222192 del
>>222185
My tummy is grumbley


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:22:27 [Preview] No.222193 del
>>222186
Post a picture of your new poojeeta plowing station.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:23:02 [Preview] No.222194 del
>>222190
Give me some.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:24:15 [Preview] No.222195 del
Been far too long since we saw some pics of NEET rooms or desk etc


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:30:01 [Preview] No.222196 del
Is it bad if my dream is to own a large secluded urban fringe property in north queensland with no neighbours so I can go on epic binges and play Pink Floyd - Money at max volume on repeat until I pass out naked in the backyard?
I just need the money for it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:32:10 [Preview] No.222197 del
>>222191
>and sat on him
KEK

>>222195
My 'desk' is my bed...


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:32:20 [Preview] No.222198 del
>>222195
I haven't seen my desk or the floor of my room in a long time either.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:33:33 [Preview] No.222199 del
>>222196
Dreams are good to have and maintain.

>>222197
Sleeping area, wank area and food consumption area?

>>222198
Layer of cum tissues hiding it?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:33:49 [Preview] No.222200 del
>>222196
>north queensland
You'd wanna have ducted air-con.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:35:10 [Preview] No.222201 del
>>222199
All three


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:36:31 [Preview] No.222202 del
>>222201
I hope you're at least changing the sheets weekly.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:37:49 [Preview] No.222203 del
>>222201

Thats fucked mate


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:40:45 [Preview] No.222204 del
What really gets me thinking is imaging the smell of these of NEET caves.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:40:59 [Preview] No.222205 del
>>222189
Nah, just that I thought it would be too hot to walk from the train station to home.
I am home now anyway. It wasn't that bad outside.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:41:09 [Preview] No.222206 del
Weber's lunch.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:42:10 [Preview] No.222207 del
Wizzy better be getting ready.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:42:20 [Preview] No.222208 del
>>222204
I can't have my window shut for than a few hours before the neetscent gets to me. I don't even know what it is as it is not like I have any food or dirty clothes in my room. I change my sheets every week and vacuum every fortnight or so. Maybe I need to start putting something with a nice smell to mask it.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:43:05 [Preview] No.222209 del
I'm going to ram my fist right up the arse of any neet that steals wizzy's post.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:43:22 [Preview] No.222210 del
>>222202
He probably doesn't have sheets.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:43:46 [Preview] No.222211 del
BOONG


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:44:37 [Preview] No.222212 del
MONG WIZARDRY


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:44:47 [Preview] No.222213 del
coondiggity


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:45:42 [Preview] No.222214 del
MONARO is BAE! <3


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:48:57 [Preview] No.222215 del
Shlong goblins drank my goon sack


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:52:37 [Preview] No.222216 del
Helens Horrendous Haemorrhage


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:52:55 [Preview] No.222217 del
heh


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:54:10 [Preview] No.222218 del
Gonna have a dart


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:54:37 [Preview] No.222219 del
Dart and post binge


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:54:56 [Preview] No.222220 del
GOONawara


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:55:25 [Preview] No.222221 del
BULGE NATION


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:55:44 [Preview] No.222222 del
BULGE SUPREMACY


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:56:49 [Preview] No.222224 del
>>222173
A too-common story. Very sad.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:56:58 [Preview] No.222225 del
>>222202
Had to wash them yesterday after spilling some oily tuna. Usually it's once a month.

>>222203
Really? Surely I'm not the only one.

>>222205
Oh OK. Enjoy the rest of your Friday.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:57:07 [Preview] No.222226 del
>>222222
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:57:26 [Preview] No.222227 del
>>222224
Explains many of the neets tbh.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 04:58:14 [Preview] No.222228 del
>>222185
Not good.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:00:30 [Preview] No.222229 del
>>222222
Well got.

>>222223
Suffer in your jocks m8.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:13:42 [Preview] No.222230 del
>>222222
Based.


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:18:09 [Preview] No.222232 del
>>222223
Wht happend to this post?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:24:31 [Preview] No.222233 del
>>222232
He must have deleted it. There is no mention of any action by me or the global mods:
https://endchan.net/.global/logs/2020-09-17.html


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:28:42 [Preview] No.222234 del
That's pretty pathetic.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:33:46 [Preview] No.222235 del
teeheehee


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:37:28 [Preview] No.222236 del
I just want to listen to white noise all day, what is this crap appearing on YouTube? It is the second time today.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:38:34 [Preview] No.222237 del
Gonna do some cooking.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:40:14 [Preview] No.222238 del
>>222237
What's going to be cooking, good lookin'?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:50:57 [Preview] No.222239 del
I'm considering the possibility of a second afternoon wank.
Though there is merit in saving it for later when I can have a 10k'd lubed up wank instead


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.222240 del
>>222239
>10k'd
Is this another one of Mongaro's shitty wordfilters?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 05:55:43 [Preview] No.222241 del
>>222104
Pretty sure that guy came to my primary school with his animals once, guess all those years later he's still operating. Used to stop at that petrol station all the time on the way back from the wage too.
>>222145
Hahaha, nice.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go buy some beer and a kebab.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:21:37 [Preview] No.222242 del
Contemplating whether I will have a nice long wank now or go to the gym tonight instead. Also considering both.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:24:05 [Preview] No.222243 del
>>222242
No wank. Go to the gym.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:26:09 [Preview] No.222244 del
>>222242
Wank at the gym.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:29:42 [Preview] No.222245 del
>>222243
Yeah, good advice neeto.
I'll do that instead. I'll be glad I did that in the long run.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:30:05 [Preview] No.222246 del
Is that neet with the big arms and tattoos here?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:30:21 [Preview] No.222247 del
Taut NEET arses


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:31:22 [Preview] No.222248 del
Would love to have a big binge tonight
Gonna go for a run instead


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:32:12 [Preview] No.222249 del
>Disgusting moment Sydney woman runs towards a braking car before throwing herself on the bonnet AFTER it stops in 'fake car accident'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8745749/Parramatta-woman-runs-car-middle-road-throws-bonnet.html


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.222250 del
I smell like guinea pig piss.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:38:02 [Preview] No.222251 del
>tfw no rtx 3080


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:38:42 [Preview] No.222252 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:39:41 [Preview] No.222253 del
>>222251
What would you use it for?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:48:24 [Preview] No.222254 del
>>222248
Good neet, you're better off doing that.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 06:56:30 [Preview] No.222255 del
>>222253
To keep me warm, and the soft whirring of its fans to help keep me from feeling lonely during the day.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:01:42 [Preview] No.222256 del
Still at the wage


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:05:20 [Preview] No.222257 del
Watching on Slack as a co-worker tries to do something that I am certain he will fuck up
I could step in to help but its past 5 on a Friday
I'll swoop in Monday morning and save the day after this machine goes offline all weekend


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.222258 del
big day


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:13:02 [Preview] No.222259 del
Vegetarian restaurants should be illegal.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:16:10 [Preview] No.222260 del
>>222256
I'm glad that I don't need to go to the Sunday wage anymore


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:18:47 [Preview] No.222261 del
>>222260
You better bloody well start studying, now you’ve complained about it. And studying books, not the Indian Lady’s anus wrinkles or whatever it is you do.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:22:55 [Preview] No.222262 del


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:33:19 [Preview] No.222264 del
Weber's brunch.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:35:46 [Preview] No.222265 del
FUCKING DUMB CUNT AT WORK DOESNT READ HIS EMAILS AND I END UP GETTING FISTED FOR IT


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:40:20 [Preview] No.222266 del
>>222265
at least you cum


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:40:38 [Preview] No.222267 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:40:54 [Preview] No.222268 del
>>222263
Thank you, I have been waiting all day.

>>222259
That sounds awful, what was ordered?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.222269 del
>>222261
>not the Indian Lady’s anus wrinkles
Hot!


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:41:52 [Preview] No.222271 del
>>222265
If it past knock off time and it is not urgent >>222267


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:43:05 [Preview] No.222272 del
>>222268
I had a kimchi and sweet potato fritter. Vile.
The lovely Russian had vegetarian lasagne.
On the upside, parking cost more than my lunch.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:45:27 [Preview] No.222273 del
>>222272
>I had a kimchi
Very strong flavour. I agree with the vile in the sense it is not my cup of tea.

>The lovely Russian
Good to hear.

>On the upside, parking cost more than my lunch.
Did you park in one of those parking facilities?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:46:39 [Preview] No.222274 del
>>222273
>Very strong flavour. I agree with the vile in the sense it is not my cup of tea.
It was very coarse and sweet potato is disgusting at the best of times.

I don't know why vegetarian restaurants can't cater to bogan slobs like me by just doing two fried eggs and chips or something.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:47:33 [Preview] No.222275 del
>>222273
>Did you park in one of those parking facilities?
The Central Market's UPark. Bloody nightmare to navigate with all of the women and asian drivers and arrows pointing every which way.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:50:24 [Preview] No.222276 del
shit


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:51:31 [Preview] No.222277 del
poo


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:51:42 [Preview] No.222278 del
poo


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:52:22 [Preview] No.222279 del
>>222274
>two fried eggs and chips or something.
Something simple.

>>222275
Plus keeping your cool with the Lovely Russian I assume.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 07:54:03 [Preview] No.222280 del
>>222279
>Plus keeping your cool with the Lovely Russian I assume.
Yes. I didn't cuss or speed or spin the wheels or anything.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:00:39 [Preview] No.222281 del
also apparently the Honorary Aryan came to my office while I was at lunch and the LGBTTQQIAAP representativegy Twat told her I was at lunch with the Russian and failed to tell me she had come past. If I didn't know better, I might think he was deliberately trying to cause problems.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:02:56 [Preview] No.222282 del
>>222261
Shitey will be spending that time now on the gen, with us, his REAL family, not wasting it on study.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.222283 del
>>222282
I just hope that poor bloody turtle gets another rasher of bacon before he expires.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:05:43 [Preview] No.222284 del
>>222281
>also apparently the Honorary Aryan came to my office while I was at lunch
Could have been a very busy day with lots of munching of vegie food and snags.

>LGBTTQQIAAP representativegy Twat
I think this suits him better, perhaps he is a little bit tranny too.

>I might think he was deliberately trying to cause problems.
I look forward to hear more about this developing saga.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:07:16 [Preview] No.222285 del
>>222284
>I look forward to hear more about this developing saga.
The Honorary Aryan brought it up in an MS Teams message. Clearly miffed. This is how blood feuds and honour killings start.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:08:18 [Preview] No.222286 del
>>222285
>This is how blood feuds and honour killings start.
First firewalls then LGBTTQQIAAP representative Twats


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:09:47 [Preview] No.222287 del
>>222286
don't even get me started on that bullshit, although a manager twice removed from me called to apologise for impugning my good name


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 08:13:20 [Preview] No