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NEET General #223 - Executive Lethargy Edition NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:19:28 [Preview] No. 222395
How many of you NEETs are lethargic? Too many I bet.

Old Thread: >>221396


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:20:03 [Preview] No.222396 del
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SA Best A


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.222401 del
>>222395
Thank you


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:24:40 [Preview] No.222407 del
There is a truly heartbreaking lack of good tiling window managers on macOS


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:24:42 [Preview] No.222408 del
How?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:25:36 [Preview] No.222409 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:26:08 [Preview] No.222410 del
>>222396
What a whimsical feel.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:27:56 [Preview] No.222411 del
Day two of the fast is almost over. I am considering going for another two days. Start eating again Monday morning. Feeling fine.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:28:12 [Preview] No.222412 del
I'm in the prime of my life and I long for the past
Why


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:30:04 [Preview] No.222413 del
Every time I go into Dans it's fucking depressing
>everyone is friendly
>poor people buying $200 bottles of scotch
>so many empty isles
>can't drink in the store
>no food


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:30:33 [Preview] No.222414 del
Smashed. Dealing with after hours shit.
A support worker wants to use the company car and have it overnight.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:32:09 [Preview] No.222415 del
>>222413
>poor people buying $200 bottles of scotch
What is the explanation for this behaviour?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:32:30 [Preview] No.222416 del
>>222414
>the company car
Is it a nice one?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:32:31 [Preview] No.222417 del
I care enough.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:32:38 [Preview] No.222418 del
>>222412
Any number of reasons. Perhaps you hate uncertainty.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:32:50 [Preview] No.222419 del
I hope shiteo will show us pics of his new place tonight


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:33:18 [Preview] No.222420 del
>>222414
Don't they have access to a car?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:34:59 [Preview] No.222421 del
>>222419
I would rather have the underwear bulge shot he has been promising forever.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:35:19 [Preview] No.222422 del
>>222416
It's okay. It's diesel and the glow plugs are a bit fucked.
I hope I don't get called about it not starting.
It just takes a while to turn over when it's cold.
It ju


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:36:24 [Preview] No.222423 del
>>222396
>>222395
I don't know that feel.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:37:44 [Preview] No.222424 del
>>222422
>It just takes a while to turn over when it's cold
I have not heard of a car having that problem if it was manufactured this century. We used to have to let ours "warm up" for a few minutes when it was cold back in the day.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:38:26 [Preview] No.222425 del
>>222368
>>222374
>>222383
Thank you for your kind words NEETs.
>>222370
>>222372
>>222374
Unfortunately I cannot go and see her because she is overseas.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:38:43 [Preview] No.222426 del
>>222422
>It ju
sounds like your glow plugs are fucked too


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:39:16 [Preview] No.222427 del
>>222424
>We used to have to let ours "warm up" for a few minutes when it was cold back in the day.
different thing entirely


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:40:24 [Preview] No.222428 del
>>222420
I'll need to give them the keys at the office


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:40:29 [Preview] No.222429 del
>>222395
Not too lethargic to eat, thank god. Need to keep my strength up.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:40:50 [Preview] No.222430 del
>>222419
I would very much like that.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:41:21 [Preview] No.222431 del
>>222428
make him suck you off


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:41:47 [Preview] No.222432 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:44:43 [Preview] No.222433 del
>>222413
iktf bro. But the sight of dead boongs in the craft beer aisle always brings a smile to my face.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:46:07 [Preview] No.222434 del
>>222429
>t. Nurgle 2020 competitor


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:47:11 [Preview] No.222435 del
Going to put my phone in the bedroom and watch the rest of Green Zone (2010)
I like the way Matt Damon plays a very strict army chief in this one.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:47:19 [Preview] No.222436 del
>>222433
His iron bar knows no limit.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:49:01 [Preview] No.222437 del
I write like a robot when smashed.
I hope it's making sense.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:49:38 [Preview] No.222438 del
>>222435
Enjoy.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:50:19 [Preview] No.222439 del
>>222413
Dan's is love.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:50:55 [Preview] No.222440 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:51:54 [Preview] No.222441 del
>>222431
It's a her, with a pretty name.
I am texting her now.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:53:55 [Preview] No.222442 del
>>222441
bet she crashes it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:54:01 [Preview] No.222443 del
>>222441
Send the bulge pics.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:54:03 [Preview] No.222444 del
>>222435
Fuck you monk. You were the Fuck up drunk. Now I am. Ruining bad stuffm
One NEET needs to be.
U don't want it to tbe my yurn


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:54:41 [Preview] No.222445 del
Drunk cruiseo is inviting a colleague over to his house on a Friday night
What will his missus think


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:56:18 [Preview] No.222446 del
frenulum


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:56:33 [Preview] No.222447 del
>>222433
Mine is really clean
It's not like the supermarket where people open bags and eat things and children and fat people shit on the floor.
>>222439
Got my dans card yesterday
I don't want to be an alcohol, but there is nothing do do during lockdown and my life isn't worht it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:58:04 [Preview] No.222448 del
>>222446
>>222447
>Mine is really clean


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:58:41 [Preview] No.222449 del
My nan rang me while texting the pretty named girl and organising a date with her.
Feeling like a spaz.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 10:59:58 [Preview] No.222450 del
>>222447
If you were an alcohol you'd be a cowboy cocksucker


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:00:04 [Preview] No.222451 del
>>222449
organising a date with the pretty named girl or with your nan
fuck you barely literate neets


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:01:08 [Preview] No.222452 del
>>222451
Date with girl 👧


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:01:34 [Preview] No.222453 del
>>222452
You should stand her up fren.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:01:59 [Preview] No.222454 del
>>222453
Is that normal?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:02:08 [Preview] No.222455 del
Might get a locanto blowjob over the weekend


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:02:17 [Preview] No.222456 del
>>222453
I'll bust your nuts


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:02:57 [Preview] No.222457 del
>>222455
Do it with a gcuddlefruit.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:03:00 [Preview] No.222458 del
>>222452
NGTOW - NOOTs Going Their Own Way


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:04:20 [Preview] No.222459 del
>>222455
Post pics of her.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:06:39 [Preview] No.222460 del
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Getting sleepy


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:07:57 [Preview] No.222461 del
>>222460
NAAAAAAAAAAAW


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:11:44 [Preview] No.222462 del
>>222450
Even when I'm hammered I know that bailies is only 17% ABV.
Trashy girls in high school used to drink it with their trashy singe moms


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:12:07 [Preview] No.222463 del
>>222441
>It's a her, with a pretty name.
Shaniqua


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:13:33 [Preview] No.222464 del
>>222462
in 1994 we gived them strongbow sweet stubby and then doed the fingering


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:16:03 [Preview] No.222466 del
>>222444
Similar to betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:16:03 [Preview] No.222467 del
>>222464
Well in 2000 the strongbows were still to go


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:25:41 [Preview] No.222468 del
>>222460
Too hyped up from dexies, caffeine and exercise to sleep. What do neets?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:27:04 [Preview] No.222469 del
>>222465
Spooking looking things in there.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:27:27 [Preview] No.222470 del
>>222468
Have a wank several times.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:27:51 [Preview] No.222471 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight, nice and right.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:28:23 [Preview] No.222472 del
>>222468
Clean your house.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:28:40 [Preview] No.222473 del
>>222471
Goodnight TightNiceRightNEET.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:30:21 [Preview] No.222474 del
>>222468
try and taste electricity


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:30:39 [Preview] No.222475 del
>>222468
Have a melatonin/temazepam/seroquel


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:33:06 [Preview] No.222476 del
>>222422
>and the glow plugs are a bit fucked
Show them some love every once in a while


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:35:43 [Preview] No.222478 del
>>222477
Too soon.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:46:28 [Preview] No.222479 del
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>>222338
Nobody got that it was a 32-bit architecture and that the instruction pointer (%eip) had been overwritten with g's (0x67 on the ASCII table).
FML.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:47:38 [Preview] No.222480 del
going to bed


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:53:36 [Preview] No.222481 del
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Mummybot and my sister are arguing again.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:54:24 [Preview] No.222482 del
>>222481
take a side
conquer the other


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:56:15 [Preview] No.222483 del
>>222482
I don't care, it's over some petty garbage as usual, one of them will get bored soon and stop.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:57:03 [Preview] No.222484 del
>>222481
What is the argument about? Whose side do you take?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 11:59:37 [Preview] No.222485 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:03:14 [Preview] No.222486 del
>>222485
Good night nip


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:08:51 [Preview] No.222487 del
>>222485
Gook night


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:14:25 [Preview] No.222488 del
arseholes down the back have started having a party


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:17:01 [Preview] No.222489 del
>>222488
Go round and join them.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:28:52 [Preview] No.222490 del
Comfy, sober night in.
I have found my anxiety is significantly less during the day. My work productivity has been much better.
Gonna smoke a joint and drink a tea before planning my weekend and then starting another movie (with my phone in the other room and a candle lit so I can actually keep track of my thoughts)
Might look for a new chair, this one is fucking my back


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:37:14 [Preview] No.222491 del
>>222481
You need to man up and quiet them down. They'll be grateful in the end to have someone tell them what to do.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:38:41 [Preview] No.222492 del
>>222485
Damn, I once knew a jap girl by the name of yonetani. One of the few females who have ever deigned to talk to me. Good night.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:41:57 [Preview] No.222493 del
>>222490
You are doing well.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:42:41 [Preview] No.222494 del
Sometimes all you can do is grab handfuls of your massive fatrolls and just laugh hysterically at what you have done to yourself. This is what your life is.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:42:42 [Preview] No.222495 del
There is a white woman on television fucking a black man.
Who do I call to make it stop


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:44:07 [Preview] No.222496 del
>>222495
You need to accept responsibility for your own choices. Watching TV is not a good choice.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:45:15 [Preview] No.222497 del
>>222484
Like I said, I have no clue.
>>222491
They have stopped now.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:47:51 [Preview] No.222498 del
>>222494
I prefer to deny and transcend my gross physical manifestation.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:50:09 [Preview] No.222499 del
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Feeling so depressed I might have a listen to a lecture on hermeticism


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:52:07 [Preview] No.222500 del
>>222499
I'm leaning to play/code dwarf fortress.
It's the modern equivalent of being a hermit


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:53:32 [Preview] No.222501 del
Are there any decent MMORPGs these days


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:19:28 [Preview] No.222502 del
Red Dwarf is on.
What for them was self aware has become our reality.
I need another vodka


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:26:10 [Preview] No.222503 del
Watching Sicario as per that NEETs suggestions


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:29:02 [Preview] No.222504 del
>>222503
I love that movie.
So good.
Afterwards you have to watch dog day afternoon, and only then can you understand scarface


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:31:27 [Preview] No.222505 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:51:36 [Preview] No.222506 del
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>>222505
It's OK m8, we're all going to make it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 13:54:36 [Preview] No.222507 del
He looks liek Richard Hammond
hahahha


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 19:55:24 [Preview] No.222508 del
>>222505
1300 723 388


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 19:55:40 [Preview] No.222509 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 19:57:16 [Preview] No.222510 del
>>222509
morning
there's supposed to be a storm today
i'm excited


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 19:59:27 [Preview] No.222511 del
>>222509
>>222510
Morning neeties. I've got some junk food, and I'm gonna get sugared up and watch a movie, but first I have to find a good one - the jews have been hoarding all the good ones for 2020. Any suggestions?


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>>222509
>>222510
Good Morning Neets
>>222511
Hudon Hawk


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 20:19:17 [Preview] No.222513 del
>>222510
Lucky. Not near me.

>>222511
I honestly cannot stand any movies from 2020 as of yet.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 20:38:56 [Preview] No.222514 del
>>222512
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:04:37 [Preview] No.222515 del
I might have ice cream for breakky.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:13:30 [Preview] No.222517 del
>>222509
>>222510
>>222511
Good morning NEETs.

>>222512
Good morning Nuro.

I had a difficult night. Bad dreams, back pain and multiple wakings.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:22:43 [Preview] No.222518 del
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mornging


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.222519 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:29:39 [Preview] No.222520 del
I have to go and stock up on more Monster.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:31:43 [Preview] No.222521 del
>>222520
Aldi has an energy drink you can buy for $1. Used to drink it all the time before covid stopped me from going out.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:32:51 [Preview] No.222522 del
>>222521
Does it contain sugar?
Does it come in a 500ml can?
Can you do big sips?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:34:54 [Preview] No.222523 del
>>222522
It comes in sugar and sugar free varieties. You can buy several cans of it for the cost of a single monster.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:35:23 [Preview] No.222524 del
>>222523
I shall ponder this revelation.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:38:24 [Preview] No.222525 del
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>>222514
>>222517
morning yeah my elbow is completely fucked
>>222519
i hope this post was completely random and has no meaning


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:41:58 [Preview] No.222526 del
>>222525
Very good Pepe there Nuro. Well done.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:42:24 [Preview] No.222527 del
>>222525
>i hope this post was completely random and has no meaning
i just thought you would like it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:47:19 [Preview] No.222528 del
>>222525
>Wondering where this helmet is from


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 21:56:41 [Preview] No.222529 del
>>222525
Based.


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:00:33 [Preview] No.222531 del
Feeling boong'd.
There was a support worker who fainted or some kind shit and I went on a rant to rostering staff about how if she doesn't want to work, she won't get paid.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:02:44 [Preview] No.222532 del
>>222531
You need to have a clean and sober weekend. Get yourself back on track and ready for the next week of waging.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:03:14 [Preview] No.222533 del
>>222463
Nah, Irish lass name. Might be whore.
I think I blew it, she was saying thanks and using funny punctuation and emojis.
And I was not.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:05:51 [Preview] No.222534 del
>>222532
I'm going out for tea tonight so I won't be able to drink until I'm home after.
So that's over 12 hours sober.
I'm basically monk.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:06:05 [Preview] No.222535 del
>>222531
NEETs, this man speaks the truth. If NEETs wants refreshment they'll make the effort to get the goon, even i>tfw having homosexual thoughtsook lady delivers it.


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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:08:34 [Preview] No.222537 del
>>222467
UDLs and cruiserss.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:10:50 [Preview] No.222538 del
>>222483
Vocaroo it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:12:53 [Preview] No.222539 del
>>222483
I hate that moderate thread is above bottom on the phone and catalogue is so close to refresh on the PC.
I click the wrong one at least once a day.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:13:34 [Preview] No.222540 del
>>222537
ahhh yes cursed pre-mixes and mispent youth for me it was smirnoff black


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:14:27 [Preview] No.222541 del
>>222539
Suggest it the Hungarian fren when he returns.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:14:30 [Preview] No.222542 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:15:21 [Preview] No.222543 del
>>222540
For me, it was goon.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:16:18 [Preview] No.222544 del
>>222543
Healthy goon consumption shapes a NEET.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:17:04 [Preview] No.222545 del
>>222525
Take a picture of it for us.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:17:36 [Preview] No.222546 del
>>222491
Don't try and get Weblor in trouble.
Lizbefian shitcunts are not worth engaging with, ever.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:18:09 [Preview] No.222547 del
>>222533
You should have slipped in an eggplant emoji. Even I know that.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:19:10 [Preview] No.222548 del


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:19:43 [Preview] No.222549 del
>>222548
It is tragic and sad.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:20:09 [Preview] No.222550 del
>>222531
Careful. That's how unfair dismissal suits start.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:20:30 [Preview] No.222551 del
Awake before 9 on a weekend, sober as a stone.
There are people playing loud music and working out in the car park. It woke me up.

Have a lot to do today, better get started


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:20:38 [Preview] No.222552 del
>>222502
Just me and my shadow. Rawwr


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:20:40 [Preview] No.222553 del
>>222533
>she was saying thanks and using funny punctuation and emojis.
you dodged a bullet, only retards do this


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:21:58 [Preview] No.222554 del
>>222511
I'm thinking about ending things.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:22:02 [Preview] No.222555 del
>>222553
The best women are all slightly retarded.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:23:10 [Preview] No.222556 del
>>222554
Don't do that.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:23:16 [Preview] No.222557 del
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Bad morning


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:23:27 [Preview] No.222558 del
those heckin' idiots put an egg on my sausage mcmuffin
the really pretty woolies girl served me this morning


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:23:44 [Preview] No.222559 del
>>222524
It won't be good enough for you.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:25:01 [Preview] No.222560 del
>>222559
are you havin' a go. mate?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:27:12 [Preview] No.222561 del
>>222557
When I grow up, I want to be this guy.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:27:26 [Preview] No.222562 del
The cunts rang me.
I'm paying a tax. Not in the mood for this shit


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:28:05 [Preview] No.222563 del
Still looking for that sugar binge movie to watch. Is netflix's adaption of The Witcher any good?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:28:40 [Preview] No.222564 del
>>222561
Replace the sofa with a couple of firewalls and the cigarettes with KFC.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:29:10 [Preview] No.222565 del
>>222563
>Is netflix's adaption of The Witcher any good?
is any TV/movie adaption of a video game any good? The answer is always a resounding no.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:30:27 [Preview] No.222567 del
>>222560
Home brew sip will never do.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:32:10 [Preview] No.222568 del
>>222567
Daddybot used to make stout that was like 11% ABV. I never paid enough attention.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:32:22 [Preview] No.222569 del
>>222565
Sonic was great


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:33:00 [Preview] No.222570 del
>>222569
For somebody who has just outgrown the Wiggles, sure.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:33:41 [Preview] No.222571 del
>>222562
Calm yourself.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:34:10 [Preview] No.222572 del
>>222570
You're a bit of a sour cunt today.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:34:33 [Preview] No.222573 del
>>222572
just today?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:37:24 [Preview] No.222574 del
>>222557
Beautiful morning.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:38:35 [Preview] No.222575 del
>>222562
Keep this thought on your mind:
The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:38:56 [Preview] No.222576 del
>>222540
how many did you have before you let yourself be fingered?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:42:14 [Preview] No.222577 del
Morning coffee and smoke

Listening to this while I go about the morning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jmdiKePVUy8 [Embed]

It's gonna be a good day NEETs


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:44:41 [Preview] No.222578 del
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>>222545
no
>>222576
poorly bantered

of to work later neetiepoos


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:46:51 [Preview] No.222579 del
>>222578
only lesbians and stupid arts bitches wear birkenstocks


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:47:19 [Preview] No.222580 del
Just got a little teary getting a wif of that morning tree smell
Been a while


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:47:45 [Preview] No.222581 del
>>222578
>>222577
Have a nice day NEETs.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:47:57 [Preview] No.222582 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=loT_pYzi3Vw [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:48:32 [Preview] No.222583 del
>>222580
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TMMiXjwhODU [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:49:54 [Preview] No.222584 del
>>222578
Arse snap.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:55:44 [Preview] No.222585 del
>>222578
Nicely creepshotted nuro, but next time get one in a skirt if you want to win our love.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:56:44 [Preview] No.222586 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fvXtfqjBT4Q [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:57:56 [Preview] No.222587 del
Starting the third day of the fast. Internal arse pain last night and painfully violent flatulence this morning.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 22:58:21 [Preview] No.222588 del
I was banned from /aus for my creepshots


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:00:57 [Preview] No.222589 del
>>222588
We kept telling you not to post morbidly obese boong men, but you wouldn't listen.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:01:14 [Preview] No.222590 del
>>222588
you're not based enough like nuro to do it


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:02:22 [Preview] No.222591 del
>>222345
I bet it was delicious.
>>222358
As with this.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:02:39 [Preview] No.222592 del
>>222360
After. I used to think before but it only gives you munchies when you are coming down. And if you're too bent, you'll sort of forget what it was like.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:03:23 [Preview] No.222593 del
>>222558
Don't they come with egg??


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:06:41 [Preview] No.222594 del
>>222593
A sausage and egg mcmuffin comes with egg. A sausage mcmuffin does not.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:07:30 [Preview] No.222595 del
We should all get walkie talkies just in case endchan shuts down.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:11:49 [Preview] No.222596 del
Two afterhour bum rash's so far.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:12:16 [Preview] No.222597 del
Most people who order a sausage mcmuffin probably mean a sausage and egg mcmuffin. But they should clarify with the customer.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:12:44 [Preview] No.222598 del
>>222563
I liked it.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:13:00 [Preview] No.222599 del
>>222365
Go there.
>>222389
Gib me the big floggo uwu


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:14:14 [Preview] No.222600 del
>>222568
That's too strong.
I found out yesterday that a bottle of wine is less than 10std.
The cost to Dan'd ratio is off.
Was a nice drop though.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:14:35 [Preview] No.222601 del
I think I will go back to bed and see if I can get a few hours sleep. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:14:53 [Preview] No.222602 del
>>222600
>Was a nice drop
You wouldn't know the difference.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:15:04 [Preview] No.222603 del
>>222565
>>222570
You need to learn how to enjoy things without thinking you need to grade or judge them.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:17:15 [Preview] No.222604 del
Are these moofies any good?
Blackhat (2015)
Hacker (2016)
Paycheck (2003)


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:17:22 [Preview] No.222605 del
>>222577
Wish I was being fed at Wiblie's house of sausage.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:17:26 [Preview] No.222606 del
>>222597
My local McDonalds now has a display screen at the window you pay showing your order with a picture of it.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:18:08 [Preview] No.222607 del
>>222578
Those jeans probably cost $50. With holes all through them.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:18:54 [Preview] No.222608 del
>>222582
Good song.
My dad had that on a cassette when I was a kid.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:19:47 [Preview] No.222609 del
>>222577
Why is the thumbnail for Steely Dan?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:20:23 [Preview] No.222610 del
>>222609
it's a board bug when multiple youtube videos are posted in a thread


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:20:38 [Preview] No.222611 del
>>222583
Not their best song.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:21:30 [Preview] No.222612 del
>>222588
They didn't understand your art.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:22:42 [Preview] No.222613 del
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NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:22:59 [Preview] No.222614 del
>>222594
I dislike their buns.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:23:18 [Preview] No.222615 del
>>222595
It'll just be farts and mong talk.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:23:41 [Preview] No.222616 del
>>222602
Home brew sip would do me.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:24:52 [Preview] No.222618 del
Might head to Dan before the storm rolls in.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:25:43 [Preview] No.222619 del
>>222601
Goodnight


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:27:46 [Preview] No.222620 del
>>222618
Get some red tins, a jar of that moonshine shit and a bottle of Nelson county


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:34:17 [Preview] No.222621 del
Shareholder wealth maximisation.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:38:28 [Preview] No.222622 del
People don't download each other maniac, "you're expecting me to sympathize with an anxiety symptom" but then you don't have standards just a checklist.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:38:38 [Preview] No.222623 del
>'That is fascinating and completely terrifying': Brave woman moves thousands of bees with her BARE HANDS - and takes a bite out of their honeycomb as they swarm around her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8748231/Brave-woman-moves-thousands-bees-BARE-HANDS-takes-bite-honeycomb.html


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:43:32 [Preview] No.222624 del
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>>222618
A storm would be nice


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.222625 del
>>222624
is that shit actually good?


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:48:15 [Preview] No.222626 del
I take shits on stream.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:49:04 [Preview] No.222627 del
Going out for lunch at a pub, then tea at a restaurant.


NEET 09/18/2020 (Fri) 23:50:00 [Preview] No.222628 del
>>222626
For $?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:01:02 [Preview] No.222629 del
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>>222620
I got this. The cute one served me.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:01:52 [Preview] No.222630 del
>>222604
Black hat is good
I’ve got it downloaded


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:02:18 [Preview] No.222631 del
>tfw no respectable clothes to wear


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:02:25 [Preview] No.222632 del
>>222630
Thank you, NEET.
I shall download it now.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:02:49 [Preview] No.222633 del
>>222627
who's a lucky/busy boy?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:03:05 [Preview] No.222634 del
>>222625
It's quite alright, but I prefer the regular Talisker.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:03:57 [Preview] No.222635 del
>>222629
Nice. The fat bloke usually serves me.
I like him though so that's okay


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:04:34 [Preview] No.222636 del
>>222633
fat* boy


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:04:48 [Preview] No.222637 del
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Having a beer


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:06:18 [Preview] No.222638 del
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>>222637
It's a bit early mate, Are you OK?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:10:58 [Preview] No.222639 del
Woke up thinking about the wage. Those cunts are living rent free in my head.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:12:06 [Preview] No.222640 del
>>222637
J U S T


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:13:45 [Preview] No.222641 del
>>222639
You will become the wage.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:14:36 [Preview] No.222642 del
At that point in the mint cycle where I am finding packets with only one or two mints in them. I have a couple of full ones but I need to go buy some more today or tomorrow.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:15:27 [Preview] No.222643 del
>>222641
Been day dreaming about becoming a neet again.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:16:02 [Preview] No.222644 del
>>222643
iktf all too well


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:18:25 [Preview] No.222645 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:18:43 [Preview] No.222646 del
>>222639
You have to let go


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:19:14 [Preview] No.222647 del
I think I should unsubscribe from spotify. I just listen to the same handful of albums over and over.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:19:49 [Preview] No.222648 del
>>222647
Just listen to YouTube.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:21:16 [Preview] No.222649 del
>>222646
I know. I make myself angry and upset for no reason. I imagine scenarios where I get wronged at work and finally assert myself by giving them a massive spray. I can't be the only auswagie who does this.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:22:00 [Preview] No.222650 del
>>222647
I was thinking about paying for youtube music. Its algorithm recommends me stuff that I actually like.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:22:48 [Preview] No.222651 del
>>222649
I used to spend every morning getting ready having imaginary conversations with my boss.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:24:12 [Preview] No.222652 del
>>222650
>paying for youtube music
Do it and give us a review after a week.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:24:40 [Preview] No.222653 del
>>222651
I have imaginary conversation with myself to deal with the loneliness.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:26:13 [Preview] No.222654 del
>>222652
It just takes the adds off of it.
It just recommended me Ramblin' Jack Elliot.
It's what I want to listen to and I didn't even know it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:27:57 [Preview] No.222655 del
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I haven't had a big breaky at a cafe for a while. Used to be my hangover routine when I was a lot younger.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:29:14 [Preview] No.222656 del
>>222653
Vocaroo it, it might talk back.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:30:15 [Preview] No.222657 del
>>222655
I'd prefer to do that on Sunday, but nobody nearby is ever open.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:30:32 [Preview] No.222658 del
>>222655
Mine was a veggie burger with bacon, an iced coffee, a pack of butter menthols, a pack of winnie blues and sometimes a lemon rockstar.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:31:16 [Preview] No.222659 del
>>222658
>veggie burger


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:31:57 [Preview] No.222660 del
>>222659
It was a bubble and squeak as a patty.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:33:15 [Preview] No.222661 del
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>Dad did you used to post on a website called ausneets?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:33:22 [Preview] No.222662 del
>>222655
They are nice when done well, but I hate it when they fuck them up by overcooking parts of it or it is cool because they cannot coordinate the cooking.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:34:19 [Preview] No.222663 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:34:52 [Preview] No.222664 del
>>222662
>overcooking parts of it
this is the correct way to do sausage and bacon and toast


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:35:54 [Preview] No.222665 del
>>222663
нет


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:36:20 [Preview] No.222666 del
>>222664
>sausage
So it's dry?

>bacon
Yes but often not.

>toast
I have had it cool as they cook it first?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:37:49 [Preview] No.222667 del
>>222666
>So it's dry?
No, crispy with bits of charring on the outside


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:39:16 [Preview] No.222668 del
Weber's meaty chorizo has bits of charring on the outside.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:40:47 [Preview] No.222669 del
>>222668
he tried to put it in Possum's AS/NZS 3112 socket


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:41:23 [Preview] No.222670 del
>>221951
>I tried a fancy (and expensive) pasta sauce
Brand, price...

>>221968
>at least the redheaded qt that works there is still there
Ask her out

>>221989
>Only old NEETs will understand
It's actually six triple five

>>222040
There's always that one wanker who thinks it's OK to smoke on public transport.

>>222041
>putting together some plans for the next few months regarding self-improvement and development
Best of luck


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:41:36 [Preview] No.222671 del
>>222667
That would be good.

I also do not like it when eggs are under cooked and are still yoke.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:43:31 [Preview] No.222672 del
>>222671
>I also do not like it when eggs are under cooked and are still yoke.
Yes. I flip them over and make sure the yellow bit is cooked.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:44:01 [Preview] No.222673 del
>>222669
He would've had to scoop out the cucumber juice.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:46:31 [Preview] No.222674 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:49:17 [Preview] No.222675 del
>>222395
>lethargic?
I think you mean 'depressed'

>>222411
Why do you torture yourself?

>>222413
My Dan stocks a lot of overpriced jerky

>>222504
What does any of that have to do with Sicario?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:51:48 [Preview] No.222676 del
>>222675
>depressed
I think you mean 'under-dan'd'.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:51:58 [Preview] No.222677 del
>>222672
>Yes. I flip them over and make sure the yellow bit is cooked.
Very nice. I would say the perfect way.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:55:21 [Preview] No.222678 del
>>222677
The perfect way is to put a teaspoon of water in the pan once the bottom is cooked and put the lid on and let the steam cook the top a bit.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 00:59:46 [Preview] No.222679 del
>>222678
but then you're steaming your bacon and whatever else you have in there


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:00:56 [Preview] No.222680 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:03:36 [Preview] No.222681 del
>>222679
It only takes 20 secs, you take the bacon, mushrooms and tomato out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:05:31 [Preview] No.222682 del
>>222681
sounds complicated
i shall ponder it


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:10:12 [Preview] No.222683 del
lol just remembered this from 2004:
https://archive.org/details/haxxxor_volume_1_dvd/haxxxor_volume_1_dvd.iso

HAXXXOR: Volume 1: No Longer Floppy

Downloading the torrent now.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:18:09 [Preview] No.222684 del
>>222534
Hope you gave a great time and wonderful meal

>>222540
>smirnoff black
Got my first DUI with that shit

>>222544
Shapes their arse and belly

>>222551
>out in the car park
You at a motel?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:22:05 [Preview] No.222685 del
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:24:31 [Preview] No.222686 del
>>222574
I've had the runs and almost threw up a few times.

>>222585
I think he enjoys our hatred more

>>222597
Bitch should be fired. What if Old Mate had an egg allergy?

>>222607
If clothing with holes is fashionable I should sell my entire wardrobe on ebay.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:25:27 [Preview] No.222687 del
>>222685
Why does this image have that extra grey space after the butthole?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:26:07 [Preview] No.222688 del
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>>222595
I'm not into the walkie part. Maybe I could get a cb radio for my mobility scooter.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:27:30 [Preview] No.222689 del
>>222687
What? You mean the white (not grey) butthole?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:29:42 [Preview] No.222690 del
>>222638
>>222640
>Are you OK?
No, JUST an alcoholic.

>>222653
I have actual conversations with myself.

>>222655
I would like to try blood sausage

>>222658
>a pack of butter menthols
Interesting. To soothe the throat after a night of hucking your guts up?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:30:43 [Preview] No.222691 del
Go back, Jack
Do it again!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:32:26 [Preview] No.222692 del
>>222689
The grey stuff around the outside. Did some take a screen capture of a screen capture?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:32:48 [Preview] No.222693 del
>>222685
That kid is one of a few very lucky males that got to suck on her milkers.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:33:04 [Preview] No.222694 del
>>222690
>No, JUST an alcoholic.
First step towards clean living. What approach will you take?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:33:59 [Preview] No.222695 del
>>222684
> great time
Thank you.
Lunch is an anniversary of my uncle's passing and tea is an early birthday meal from bosslady.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:35:12 [Preview] No.222696 del
>>222690
>after a night of hucking your guts up?
Yeah, 200 cones in a night is a bad feel with your morning durries.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:38:09 [Preview] No.222697 del
>>222696
>200 cones in a night
From dusk to dawn smoking as many cones as possible to relax?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:39:10 [Preview] No.222698 del
relaxed cone demon


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:42:34 [Preview] No.222699 del
Feels nice to not be the biggest Mong on this board anymore
Getting some seroquel before blasting pink Floyd’s money on the freeway


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:43:42 [Preview] No.222700 del
>>222699
>Feels nice to not be the biggest Mong on this board anymore
Be careful, there is stiff competition and sometimes people get bumped into the position.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:44:34 [Preview] No.222701 del
300g baked beans down the hatch.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:46:09 [Preview] No.222702 del
Joint venture.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:49:11 [Preview] No.222703 del
Extreme wank circle


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:50:52 [Preview] No.222704 del
Mouth wash.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:51:55 [Preview] No.222705 del
Gay mouth wash.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 01:52:19 [Preview] No.222706 del
Enhanced cum supplement


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:04:13 [Preview] No.222707 del
(2.82 MB 608x608 1600456743988.webm)


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:05:59 [Preview] No.222708 del
=FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF !==


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:07:01 [Preview] No.222709 del
>>222708
that evil old jew is burning in hell now


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:09:51 [Preview] No.222710 del
>>222709
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:11:42 [Preview] No.222711 del
>>222710
https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-loses-battle-to-cancer/news-story/1a88d82dece1f6be18be538def7919c2

>The US Supreme Court Justice revealed her dying wish to her granddaughter just days before she lost her battle to cancer on Friday, telling her she did not want to be replaced “until a new president had been installed”.

If Trump has any balls he'll replace her today.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:15:21 [Preview] No.222712 del
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>>222708
Noice. Very noice. But it's gonna be armageddon in america now as the fight over whether she can be replaced before the election takes place.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:16:10 [Preview] No.222713 del
>oof


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>>222711
>she did not want to be replaced “until a new president had been installed”.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:17:46 [Preview] No.222715 del
>>222711
He also sort of has to do it before the election because if either him or Biden challenge the results of the election it has to go to the supreme court.


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:20:24 [Preview] No.222717 del
>>222712
Its also funny that in 2017 the republicans voted to lower the threshold for advancing supreme court nominations from 60 votes to a simple majority so they can do it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:20:41 [Preview] No.222718 del
>>222715
He even showed restraint in letting her die naturally, unlike the Obongo and the Clintons who murdered Scalia.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:22:03 [Preview] No.222719 del
>>222718
He is sometime too nice


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:22:21 [Preview] No.222720 del
/sepponeets/


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:23:25 [Preview] No.222721 del
>>222720
The coming seppo troubles will cause problems here too. Just look at the BLM protests.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:24:29 [Preview] No.222722 del
what happens when the day comes that cruisey has to choose between his white brethren and his nig Monaro?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:24:33 [Preview] No.222723 del
>>222714
Plot twist - she actually died over a year ago, and they were keeping her body in a fridge and taking it out every now and then to pretend she was still alive, weekend at berine's style.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:26:18 [Preview] No.222724 del
>>222723
i would watch a Weekend at Bernie's style movie but with her instead and they are pretending till the election


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:29:59 [Preview] No.222725 del
Hostile takeover.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:31:08 [Preview] No.222726 del
she was so old her pussy was haunted


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:31:44 [Preview] No.222727 del
My busy morning is finished.
Gonna have a break and then begin the busy afternoon.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:32:13 [Preview] No.222728 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:32:37 [Preview] No.222729 del
>>222720
Seppolitics


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:34:28 [Preview] No.222730 del
>>222710
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-iZW909WuB4 [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:35:47 [Preview] No.222731 del
I think they've just banned me from their comments section altogether.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:41:12 [Preview] No.222732 del
>>222731
comments of which site?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:41:56 [Preview] No.222733 del
>>222732
news.com.au


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:42:29 [Preview] No.222734 del
>>222731
Oh no.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:44:54 [Preview] No.222735 del
Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did laid down on the ground and said and said "I’m Pickle Ruth"

https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1307127257551581184


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:48:58 [Preview] No.222736 del
>>222726
Haunted with?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:49:25 [Preview] No.222737 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:49:40 [Preview] No.222738 del
>>222736
ghosts dumb dumb


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:50:29 [Preview] No.222739 del
>>222738
I was more thinking aliens but I wasn't too sure.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:50:59 [Preview] No.222740 del
>>222737
What a hot gift.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:51:34 [Preview] No.222741 del
>>222739
in what universe do aliens do haunting?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:52:01 [Preview] No.222742 del
>>222735
Lol, what?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:52:34 [Preview] No.222743 del
>>222741
Star trek.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 02:56:50 [Preview] No.222744 del
>>222743
I have never seen any star trek shows or movies tbh


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:00:32 [Preview] No.222745 del
What speaker should I get NEETs?
Haven't bought any in about 10 years.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:01:16 [Preview] No.222746 del
>>222745
I've got the logitech ones you have the box around. They're pretty good.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:01:58 [Preview] No.222747 del
>>222745
Get a Logitech bro!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:03:07 [Preview] No.222748 del
>>222746
the Z200 ones in light of >>222747 's comment


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:03:33 [Preview] No.222749 del
>>222747
Why not the nasty $19.88 J Burrows?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:04:12 [Preview] No.222750 del
>>222745
I think you should get the Sony one.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:04:31 [Preview] No.222751 del
>>222745
Whatever you do don't get Logitech


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:05:03 [Preview] No.222752 del
>>222750
No, he should get the Logitech ones and plug some Sony headphones into them.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:08:28 [Preview] No.222753 del
>>222746
>>222748
I take that back, having just watched this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8NpX1SN_PKk [Embed]

Going to check mine in a minute.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:10:43 [Preview] No.222754 del
Might just get the cheap white ones and then get some proper speakers and an amp in due time


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:11:09 [Preview] No.222755 del
>>222753
I take this back and stand by my original comment. That's a passive radiator, and I can actually see and feel the lower cones in mine working when I play music.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:13:37 [Preview] No.222756 del
>>222745
Whatever you do get the Logitech ones.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:15:35 [Preview] No.222757 del
>>222754
The two can remain separate anyway.
I have a 1200W amp and two massive party speakers and I've never hooked the computer to it. I plug CDs and turntables into it.
Computers is gay for music.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:16:01 [Preview] No.222758 del
news.com.au weekend OnlyFans article:
>KFC worker makes $212,00 a year selling photos on OnlyFans
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/kfc-worker-makes-21200-a-year-selling-photos-on-onlyfans/news-story/00233f75a03b5156d7fccf72b5ede4fb


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:16:39 [Preview] No.222759 del
After the hard yakka this morning I'm feeling like a binge
Few oaties would go down well
Hmm


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:17:08 [Preview] No.222760 del
>>222758
jesus
unironically looked more attractive in her KFC uniform than any of the other pictures they included


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:17:31 [Preview] No.222761 del
>>222759
do not!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:17:41 [Preview] No.222762 del
>>222759
It wouldn't be a few, it would keep going.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:19:00 [Preview] No.222763 del
>>222759
And just like that it is over.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:20:27 [Preview] No.222764 del
>>222760
I followed over onto The Sun website (a much more based news service) and the comments there are good.
"she would look better with an kfc bucket over her head"


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:22:51 [Preview] No.222765 del
>>222754
That sounds like the best option.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:25:20 [Preview] No.222766 del
Yeah fuck it I'm just gonna get the white ones


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:26:21 [Preview] No.222767 del
good to see the bom got the weather totally wrong again
could have done some washing this morning


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:27:21 [Preview] No.222768 del
>>222758
Only $212? She must be ugly


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:28:02 [Preview] No.222769 del
>>222768
mate you are being silly at the other neet's expense and i for one don't appreciate it


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:28:23 [Preview] No.222770 del
>>222768
Not all thots are created equally m8


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:28:55 [Preview] No.222771 del
Any other suggestions from officeworks?
Getting some post-it notes because the coles brand ones are fucking shit and fall off after 2 hours


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:29:11 [Preview] No.222772 del
>>222769
He also misread the number and made it even smaller?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:29:48 [Preview] No.222773 del
>>222771
Get me some origami paper and a USB-A to USB-C cable please.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:29:48 [Preview] No.222774 del
>>222771
Coffee.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:30:43 [Preview] No.222775 del
>>222771
also get me the most expensive executive chair they have please


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:31:06 [Preview] No.222776 del
>>222771
a catering size bag of peanut M&Ms


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:31:32 [Preview] No.222777 del
>>222771
Blend 43 please.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:31:47 [Preview] No.222778 del
>>222776
An afternoon snack?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:31:56 [Preview] No.222779 del
>>222771
some fat textas so i can tag adelaide up


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.222780 del
>>222772
I saw two (2) zeros after that comma...


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:37:49 [Preview] No.222781 del
>>222779
Boy, this board is reserved for whites only.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:38:13 [Preview] No.222782 del
>>222771
>suggestions from officeworks?
I'm sure they'd suggest you buy more shit than you need...


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:42:11 [Preview] No.222783 del
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>>222757
I fire up my 15's when I want to annoy the neighbours.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:44:12 [Preview] No.222784 del
>>222783
Mine are just a pair of Quest speakers. Integrated horn at the top and then a 18" speaker underneath.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:45:31 [Preview] No.222785 del
>>222781
weber would be stupid enough to tag everything with "weber"


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:45:45 [Preview] No.222786 del
>>222783
Imagine having the confidence to let other people know you exist. I can't imagine this sort of life.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:47:18 [Preview] No.222787 del
>>222785
No one would suspect Wibby.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:47:23 [Preview] No.222788 del
>>222786
I'm toying with using mine against the meth heads down the back. Wait until they go to sleep after one of their parties and then start up half hour later.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:47:36 [Preview] No.222789 del
NEETs what was the reaction in your house growing up if you dropped something or broke something or damaged something by accident? Did you get yelled at? Did you learn to have a sick feeling of dread for what was going to happen to you?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:48:28 [Preview] No.222790 del
>>222780
She could be hiding her DSP as OnlyFans expense and income to make her look more desirable.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:49:35 [Preview] No.222791 del
>>222789
I'd always get yelled at as if I decided to break it on purpose. I always have a sick feeling of dread in my stomach though.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:50:22 [Preview] No.222792 del
>>222789
I didn't break too many things. The reaction was oh well it's gone now if it was my stuff.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:52:39 [Preview] No.222793 del
>>222791
Much the same.
Once, as a teenager, my parents had rented a holiday house and I reached up and barely touched the wooden box thing that covers up the workings of a pair of sliding internal doors and it came crashing down and fell apart when it hit the floor and they went absolutely ballistic.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:52:55 [Preview] No.222794 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:53:51 [Preview] No.222795 del
>>222794
You can probably get a storage tub cheaper at the Reject Shop or similar.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:54:43 [Preview] No.222796 del
Are we donating today?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:56:18 [Preview] No.222797 del
>>222796
Those children do not need to be paid to learn to read or count. I wasn't.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:58:00 [Preview] No.222798 del
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Officeworks isnt open for click and collect until Monday


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 03:58:37 [Preview] No.222799 del
>>222796
No we are not.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:00:27 [Preview] No.222800 del
>>222798
Just go and get the things off the shelf now you lazy fucktard.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:01:17 [Preview] No.222801 del
>>222800
Nasty NEET.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:01:22 [Preview] No.222802 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:01:29 [Preview] No.222803 del
>>222800
Shops shut cunt


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:01:57 [Preview] No.222804 del
>>222800
Risk burning the calories?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:02:20 [Preview] No.222805 del
>>222803
lol even adelaide has office works open until 5pm


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:04:40 [Preview] No.222806 del
>>222788
True meth-heads don't sleep

>>222789
My house took it like a bitch!

>>222794
Please don't get that 'extra cover' BS


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:05:45 [Preview] No.222807 del
>>222806
>Please don't get that 'extra cover' BS
he hasn't selected it
do you even graphical user interface?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:10:06 [Preview] No.222808 del
>>222794
What is going in that storage box?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:10:38 [Preview] No.222809 del
The Imperial March starts playing whenever Webby waddles down a corridor at ARTC.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:13:31 [Preview] No.222810 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:14:08 [Preview] No.222811 del
>>222807
Perhaps he screencapped before selecting?

>>222809
>The Imperial March starts playing whenever Webby waddles through the doors of KFC


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:18:05 [Preview] No.222812 del
>>222806
For expensive items it can be. I once got a laptop completely refunded after two years of using it after it failed.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:19:21 [Preview] No.222813 del
tendie wraps for dindins i think


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:22:00 [Preview] No.222814 del
>>222812
they stole your boong porn


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:26:01 [Preview] No.222815 del
>>222814
Nah I wiped at as it close to being completely fucked. I sent them one email how I should have gotten my money back instead of a repair based on item value due to price match. Within a few days after getting the item back from the repairer that was not fixed I had the money in my account.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:28:19 [Preview] No.222816 del
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Hmmmm.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:29:17 [Preview] No.222817 del
>>222816
In the Barr Smith reading room if you are wondering.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:30:04 [Preview] No.222818 del
>>222813
Haven't had tendies once this year.
Beef and broccoli for me.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:31:05 [Preview] No.222819 del
>>222817
That still has a few comfy hidey holes around the place. The old computer science texts used to be right down on the basement floor.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:31:38 [Preview] No.222820 del
>>222818
I haven't really cooked anything much other than pies this year. Small steps for me. I even purchased tomato and lettuce.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.222821 del
>>222819
They are still there with the philosophy books.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.222822 del
>>222816
Good reads?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:38:34 [Preview] No.222823 del
>>222822
I don't know. I was only there because it is quiet and cool.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:39:36 [Preview] No.222824 del
Webby hit me with a C++ reference guide once.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:40:42 [Preview] No.222825 del
>>222824
If you knew Weber, you would know he was strictly a C and assembler guy.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:41:47 [Preview] No.222826 del
>>222825
or Perl if regex is required


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:42:23 [Preview] No.222827 del
>>222824
Shouldn't have taken that last wicked wing


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:43:32 [Preview] No.222828 del
>>222820
What sauce/s will you use?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:43:45 [Preview] No.222829 del
>>222826
Perl is used heavily in BioInformatics. Shitey should learn it instead of playing with girls.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:44:01 [Preview] No.222830 del
>>222827
Weber hates wicked wings.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:44:16 [Preview] No.222831 del
>>222828
pepper mayo


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 04:54:36 [Preview] No.222832 del
Wish I was chad enough to have some lady friends like Shiteo
My old fuckbuddy laughed at me when I invited her over because its been so long


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:00:19 [Preview] No.222833 del
Never had a fuckbuddy


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:01:28 [Preview] No.222834 del
My legs are always sore. I think I waddle rather than walk now. The obesity.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:07:05 [Preview] No.222835 del
>>222832
You are not even Chad enough to post the bulge any more.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:07:59 [Preview] No.222836 del
The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.222837 del
>>222834
Waddled catastrophe.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:10:06 [Preview] No.222838 del
I wish I had a mate looking for a roommate.


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:11:31 [Preview] No.222840 del
>>222839
Would make it cheaper to move out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:12:51 [Preview] No.222841 del
>>222840
is there a pressing need to move out?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:16:30 [Preview] No.222842 del
My belly is only that noticeable when I'm standing. I look normal if I lay down.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:18:30 [Preview] No.222843 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:18:51 [Preview] No.222844 del
>>222842
yeah that ain't the only thing that's not noticeable


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:19:09 [Preview] No.222845 del
>>222842
it's sunday bro


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:20:33 [Preview] No.222846 del
>>222842
Very nice. You need tighter undies though. We need them to cling.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:24:03 [Preview] No.222847 del
>>222846
>We need them to cling
>>222843


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:24:34 [Preview] No.222848 del
>>222846
his comfort comes before your base desires


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:30:43 [Preview] No.222849 del
Bulge imposter!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:33:29 [Preview] No.222850 del
I am still thinking about those arse schnapps.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:37:00 [Preview] No.222851 del
Shire's helmet bulge raised the bulge stakes.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:40:55 [Preview] No.222852 del
NEETs with the biggest known bulges:
Shire
Monk
Webby
I want to say Cruisey but I might be imagining

NEETs with smoll penis or bulge
10K
Shitey


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:46:00 [Preview] No.222853 del
>>222697
Nah, just a few sesh's.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:46:32 [Preview] No.222854 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:48:23 [Preview] No.222855 del
Went and had lunch at the Bridgewater.
Had Buffalo wings and pork ribs with chips and salad and two beers.
The wings were too hot for me so I had half of Monaro's schnitzel and most of her chips as a trade.
Going out for Mexican foods for tea. Need to leave in a couple hours but I feel like a nap.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:48:42 [Preview] No.222856 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:49:18 [Preview] No.222857 del
>>222855
Sounds like a nice lunch.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:50:04 [Preview] No.222858 del
>>222707
Very well done.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:51:13 [Preview] No.222859 del
>>222722
That day has come and passed.
I converted her to unna.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:51:57 [Preview] No.222860 del
>>222855
you should have just had the schnitzel and a steak and a hamburger


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:52:52 [Preview] No.222861 del
>>222754
>in due time
So another decade?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:53:24 [Preview] No.222862 del
>>222759
Does this mean I can stop being the board mong?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:54:38 [Preview] No.222863 del
>>222852
I don't recall webbos bulge


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:56:50 [Preview] No.222864 del
>>222842
You stole my cumdies.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:58:03 [Preview] No.222865 del
>>222860
Possum gets upset at me if I have schnitties.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:58:24 [Preview] No.222866 del
>>222863
I recall trying to walk afterwards.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:58:31 [Preview] No.222867 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:59:10 [Preview] No.222868 del
>>222865
fuck 'im


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 05:59:32 [Preview] No.222869 del
>>222855
That's a good feed = power.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:01:53 [Preview] No.222870 del
>>222868
He has an unspoken power over me.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:02:10 [Preview] No.222871 del
The dark clouds are coming.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:02:17 [Preview] No.222872 del
>>222865
You need to expand your horizons.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:02:28 [Preview] No.222873 del
>>222870
it is an abusive relationship


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:03:04 [Preview] No.222874 del
>>222871
no the bom has been wrong all week


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:03:58 [Preview] No.222875 del
Had four eggs scrambled with peas and a big tin of baked beans and four bits of toast with hummus.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:04:07 [Preview] No.222876 del
>>222871
Racist


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:06:21 [Preview] No.222877 del
>>222842
Are my hips a normal width?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:07:23 [Preview] No.222878 del
Its 24c in Melbourne today and I am sweating my absolute tits off
Being fat is tough


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:07:29 [Preview] No.222879 del
>>222877
nope you have the hips of an 11 year old girl


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:09:35 [Preview] No.222881 del
>>222875
Good feed.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:10:01 [Preview] No.222882 del
>>222880
no, men are supposed to have the same hip and waist measurement, and flare out going upwards, not downwards like this girl-you'll-be-a-woman-soon


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:11:09 [Preview] No.222883 del
Shitey is slightly less hairy than I am.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.222884 del
>>222879
>>222879
Better stay away from nuro.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:14:49 [Preview] No.222885 del
>>222884
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:15:22 [Preview] No.222887 del
>>222885
It really isn't though.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:16:13 [Preview] No.222888 del
>>222886
A well fitting strainer shows loyalty to FSM


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:17:13 [Preview] No.222889 del
>>222888
I'm wondering if this is the same guy who had SAPOL suspend his firearms license pending a psych evaluation.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:19:06 [Preview] No.222891 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:24:45 [Preview] No.222892 del
>>222891
A person like that shouldn't have guns or be allowed to have children.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:25:02 [Preview] No.222893 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:27:17 [Preview] No.222894 del
>>222893
mental instability and general immaturity.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:28:25 [Preview] No.222895 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:29:52 [Preview] No.222896 del
>>222890
Discrimination!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:30:44 [Preview] No.222897 del
>>222894
>mental instability and general immaturity.
so pretty much any woman under 30 who has a child


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:34:03 [Preview] No.222898 del
>>222897
A Granny McLesbians too.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:36:37 [Preview] No.222899 del
I like these so-called lectionary calendars that claim to read the entire Bible in 3 years and somehow avoid almost the entire contents of the Old Testament, the Gnostic Gospels, etc.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:37:51 [Preview] No.222900 del
Went to do some laundry
Heaps of people out buying beers and walking around with 6 packs
My discipline is waining


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:38:08 [Preview] No.222901 del
Rate my shop, NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:39:02 [Preview] No.222902 del
>>222900
Pick up a slab, it can't hurt.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:39:52 [Preview] No.222903 del
>>222901
Not bad. The fancy milk is an outrageous indulgence.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:39:57 [Preview] No.222904 del
>>222901
why did you bother censoring the top of the docket? a quick flip, zoom, enhance reveals everything written on the rear


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:40:34 [Preview] No.222905 del
>>222901
i bet you were too stupid to collect two ooshies


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:41:17 [Preview] No.222906 del
>>222901
>Stroopwafel
Nazi


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:56:04 [Preview] No.222907 del
Very seriously considering some oaties


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:57:07 [Preview] No.222908 del
>>222907
Don't do it you big drunken boong.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:57:20 [Preview] No.222909 del
Maybe I'll just drink 1 day a week?
The goal post shifting has started


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:57:23 [Preview] No.222910 del
>>222904
This sort of comment is not welcome here.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:58:35 [Preview] No.222911 del
>>222909
It won't work.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 06:58:57 [Preview] No.222912 del
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>>222909
>Maybe I'll just drink 1 day a week?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:01:21 [Preview] No.222913 del
>>222909
Don't mate, just stay away from that poison altogether.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:03:47 [Preview] No.222914 del
>>222910
you're not


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:04:05 [Preview] No.222915 del
Put the oven on and prepared my tendie wrap ingredients.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:04:36 [Preview] No.222916 del
>>222909
u stupid nigger


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:04:36 [Preview] No.222917 del
Monk never disappoints.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:05:41 [Preview] No.222918 del
Have any of you Executive NEETs ever bought clothes way too small for you, telling yourself you will lose weight and then they will fit?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:06:27 [Preview] No.222919 del
>>222917
it disappoints all the time


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:08:32 [Preview] No.222921 del
did i mention yesterday i got five (5) french cuffed second breakfasted shirts washed and pressed for fourteen (14) dollarydoos and it was like kek you're ripping yourselves off


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:09:05 [Preview] No.222922 del
>>222915
None for me. Feeling sick.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:09:52 [Preview] No.222923 del
>>222922
I had no intention of offering.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:10:05 [Preview] No.222924 del
How did that NEET find those BulkNutrients powders he bought?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:10:34 [Preview] No.222925 del
>>222921
No. In total that was a good deal. Perhaps they are absolutely desperate for income.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:14:41 [Preview] No.222926 del
>>222923
This is why no-one likes you


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:16:53 [Preview] No.222927 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:18:36 [Preview] No.222928 del
Could I have his tendie wrap?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:18:55 [Preview] No.222929 del
Please.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:21:25 [Preview] No.222930 del
>>222929
oh why not


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:22:14 [Preview] No.222931 del
See Ps & Qs get you far in life.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:25:09 [Preview] No.222932 del
Going to do some groceries.
Hope I can resist the Oattie grip


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:26:50 [Preview] No.222933 del
>>222930
Thank you.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:27:06 [Preview] No.222934 del
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>>222932
>Hope I can resist the Oattie grip
Resist, or resist not. There is no hope.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:27:07 [Preview] No.222935 del
>>222875
Stinky bum.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:28:49 [Preview] No.222937 del
>>222934
Based.


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:39:29 [Preview] No.222940 del
>>222886
>>222891
What a dude.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:40:14 [Preview] No.222941 del
>>222939
which bit am I supposed to focus on?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:40:46 [Preview] No.222942 del
Might have baked beans of toast.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:42:10 [Preview] No.222943 del
>>222939
Nice Display Picture, looking handsome.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:42:37 [Preview] No.222944 del
consumed wraps
about to burn a DVD and wathc it


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:45:35 [Preview] No.222945 del
>>222944
Enjoy it!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.222946 del
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My cousin said I look like E.T.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:48:50 [Preview] No.222947 del
>>222901
This is not a haul picture.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:50:26 [Preview] No.222948 del
>>222918
I have three pairs of spanking jeans that I'll probably never wear.
A size 32 is a distant memory.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:51:27 [Preview] No.222949 del
>>222931
What is a Q?
P is Please, but what is a Q?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:51:46 [Preview] No.222950 del
I'm so desperate for human contact.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:52:14 [Preview] No.222951 del
>>222949
Quarter of an ounce.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:52:56 [Preview] No.222952 del
>>222951
A pound would get you further in life.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:59:12 [Preview] No.222954 del
>>222946
>E.T.
I don't see it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 07:59:44 [Preview] No.222955 del
I think I might try saving up as much as I can so I can treat myself to an overseas trip for Christmas next year. Assuming it all goes off without a hitch, that will be the first Christmas I spend without any kind of family nearby.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:01:02 [Preview] No.222956 del
>>222955
'overseas or otherwise unavailable''


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:02:15 [Preview] No.222957 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:03:27 [Preview] No.222958 del
>>222957
he is bulge cheating by way of strategic hand placement


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:03:50 [Preview] No.222959 del
>>222954
Fat gut and everything else skinny.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:04:09 [Preview] No.222960 del
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>>222950
I'll give you a cuddle neet.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:08:28 [Preview] No.222961 del
i wish harry potter was on regular tv tonight


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:10:56 [Preview] No.222962 del
>>222961
It is, on the secret channel.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:10:57 [Preview] No.222963 del
>>222946
Looking good.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:12:17 [Preview] No.222964 del
>>222949
Apart from >>222953 I have no clue.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:12:43 [Preview] No.222965 del
>>222962
Which one and what time?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:12:55 [Preview] No.222966 del
>>222962
I SAID REGULAR TV! reeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:14:17 [Preview] No.222967 del
I know la 'Rona has fucked things up, but is there a good website to get general prices for plane tickets?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:14:23 [Preview] No.222968 del
>>222956
That's a very expensive package.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:14:58 [Preview] No.222969 del
>>222966
The council has its pleasures.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:15:51 [Preview] No.222970 del
>>222959
Ad long as it's big where it counts.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:16:28 [Preview] No.222971 del
>>222967
no
people are paying $12k for a one-way ticket home at the moment


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:16:57 [Preview] No.222972 del
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I just did a catch up and are confused by many posts and the direction this thread is heading.

Worked on a freaking saturday, went to the point, watched some whales, rode home, had a long bath, eating some thai, havent been smoking lately but gonna pull the bill-e out of storage. I am exhausted and need a motherfucking good sleep tonight or i will start recking shit. Nuro Out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:17:13 [Preview] No.222973 del
>>222967
australia retired it's international fleet of aircraft because of 'rona and this crazy bastard wants ticket prices


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:18:16 [Preview] No.222974 del
>>222972
>watched some whales
post your creepshots


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:18:23 [Preview] No.222975 del
>>222972
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:18:23 [Preview] No.222976 del
Managed to resist the Oaties
Can’t stop thinking about the ex. I think I might have a big wave of emotion silenced by alcohol about to break


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:19:12 [Preview] No.222977 del
>>222661
lol
>>222670
>Ask her out
I'm not confident enough for that.
>>222708
I guess the seppos can have another really dumb,dumb fight about who they'll put in now.
>>222972
>havent been smoking lately but gonna pull the bill-e out of storage
I'm now curious as to what Nuro's smoking equipment looks like.
23 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go for a walk, it has been humid all day, so I've been lazing around doing next to nothing.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:19:41 [Preview] No.222978 del
>>222972
Hi Nuro, welcome home.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:20:13 [Preview] No.222979 del
>>222976
>the ex
Which one? the most recent one?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.222980 del
>>222978
possum deliberately does this to upset the other lesser named neets


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.222981 del
>>222976
Have a wank


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:21:16 [Preview] No.222982 del
>>222973
Could have just said nothing.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:22:09 [Preview] No.222983 del
>>222977
In the last place he hid the bong in a cupboard.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:23:46 [Preview] No.222984 del
>>222961
Have you seen the trailer for the upcoming game?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:23:56 [Preview] No.222985 del
>>222946
Similar bodytype myself


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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:24:33 [Preview] No.222987 del
>>222982
i'm sorry for hurting your feelings


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:24:42 [Preview] No.222988 del
>>222986
Are you asking that NEET if you've seen the trailer?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:24:51 [Preview] No.222989 del
>>222983
I want to see what it looks like, as bongs come in all shapes and sizes.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:25:05 [Preview] No.222990 del
>>222988
you idiot


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:25:18 [Preview] No.222991 del
Don't even feel like getting baked tonight


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:25:30 [Preview] No.222992 del
>>222987
Don't worry mate, I knew to expect at least one worthless response.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:25:37 [Preview] No.222993 del
>>222974
no real life whales floopiing about in the ocean

>>222975
thx

>>222977
i have posted it before my glassware is spotless because i usualy smoke jays

>>222978
thanks m8 im craving that one day of neetdom tommorrow

>>222980
well if stop being an anonymous coward perhaps you can get that marsupial love too <3


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:26:03 [Preview] No.222994 del
Why does that numpty idiot come in just to say he's leaving?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:26:16 [Preview] No.222995 del
>>222990
Someone is in a pissy mood.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:27:26 [Preview] No.222996 del
>>222991
Have a wank instead.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:28:30 [Preview] No.222997 del
>>222996
Naturally
I've already/only had 1 today

Might try getting back into Python programming


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:31:46 [Preview] No.222998 del
Might send her a message


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.222999 del
>>222998
Best not to.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:34:55 [Preview] No.223000 del
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Watching Universal Soldier in 4K

Based


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:35:27 [Preview] No.223001 del
>>222999
Digits of truth.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:36:48 [Preview] No.223002 del
>>222994
And then doesn't leave.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:40:19 [Preview] No.223003 del
>>223002
hello small dicked ugly gook poster, has dear leader Xi given you any subversive directives lately ? any girls cringer at your advances lately ?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.223004 del
>>223003
Not who you think I am.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:47:22 [Preview] No.223005 del
>tfw lonely


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:49:56 [Preview] No.223006 del
>>223005
Have a waLk.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:52:48 [Preview] No.223007 del
>>223006
My legs are sore from yesterdays run
Plus I've exerted myself quite a bit today


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.223008 del
>>223005
Learn how to cook Kangaroo tail, and you will always have friends.
https://ictv.com.au/video/item/1661


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:54:10 [Preview] No.223009 del
>>223007
> I've exerted myself quite a bit today
Wanking?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:56:25 [Preview] No.223010 del
>>223009
Not him, but for me it has been. Six wanks today.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:57:32 [Preview] No.223011 del
>>223010
Keep going. The night is young.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 08:59:50 [Preview] No.223012 del
>>223011
We'll see. I have been wanking the day away already.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.223013 del
>>223004
> its only one person
> im not who you think

oh wow jeez it seems your world is colapsing around you


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:03:37 [Preview] No.223014 del
>>223013
What are you trying to say?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:10:36 [Preview] No.223016 del
>>223015
You're not even talking to the person you think you are.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:11:16 [Preview] No.223017 del
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I camped in the reserve last night and while I was staking out my tent, some lush walking to the amenities block passed by and his fucking staffy "lady" fully charged at me from 60m away. What do you reckon I did with a 12 inch sharpened blackwood stake I had in my hand. The guy apologised and said hes dog wouldnt have attacked me, even tho it just did. I took photos of his homeless cunt camp and I'm gonna make a complaint to the council. The obnoxious cunt was playing meatloaf and sinking piss all night.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:13:33 [Preview] No.223018 del
>>223015
settle down the schizophrenia there nuro


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:17:07 [Preview] No.223019 del
>>223017
That sucks neet, keep an eye on em.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:17:27 [Preview] No.223020 del
>>223017
If his living there he is suffering enough.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:17:38 [Preview] No.223021 del
>>223017
It sounds like he is living the dream. You need to chill out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:18:30 [Preview] No.223022 del
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>>223016
> a condescending poster appears
> calls people it
> subverts
> its not me
> schitzo

i can smell yuou a mile away bugman


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:20:32 [Preview] No.223023 del
>>223022
Who is it tonight? NoFun, 10K, Monaro, Gooknightposter?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:20:58 [Preview] No.223024 del
Are you getting baked tonight Nuro?
Working tomorrow?
Working on any projects?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:21:36 [Preview] No.223025 del
>>223022
Looking good Nuro.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:21:52 [Preview] No.223026 del
>>223017
um why are camping in a reserve next to a fucking shady gyspy like that ? i would have GTFO


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:22:38 [Preview] No.223027 del
>>223025
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:23:39 [Preview] No.223028 del
>>223021
kek living the dream by letting his dog attack people, I know what I would have done to the dog.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:23:56 [Preview] No.223029 del
The afternoon/dusk blues have passed.
Didn't drink.
Didn't text beautiful ex-gf
Haven't hit the bong yet
Might plan tomorrow and then look over some old coding projects.
Might watch a movie.
Might sleep early tonight.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:23:58 [Preview] No.223030 del
>>223027
Poorly posted.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:24:09 [Preview] No.223031 del
Is true that headphones give that dint your head?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:24:32 [Preview] No.223032 del
>>223028
Cried at it?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.223033 del
>>223028
Wank it?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:25:57 [Preview] No.223034 del
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>>223031
No idea what you could mean.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.223035 del
>>223032
No, just smack it in the snout as hard as you can, stick, rolled up newspaper whatever is handy, have done it a few times over the years.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:27:43 [Preview] No.223036 del
>>223024
>baked
no i was planning to but shagged enuf after a frew drinks and dinner
>working tommorow
fuck no and i am actuallly jipped i had to come in today, i really need to restq i have an injury
>>223024
>projects
only GF 2020 TBPH


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:31:42 [Preview] No.223037 del
>>223034
It bothers me at times.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:36:02 [Preview] No.223038 del
Sigh, guess I'll mount the secret wank drive then


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:37:15 [Preview] No.223039 del
>>223017
post pics of stake


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:37:23 [Preview] No.223040 del
>>223038
Post the highlights here please.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:40:36 [Preview] No.223041 del
Uh oh, my linux install just hangs on boot


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:43:13 [Preview] No.223042 del
having some pipeline punch


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:43:20 [Preview] No.223043 del
>>223034
Makes the cans fit better


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:44:29 [Preview] No.223044 del
>>223041
select recovery mode in grub on boot, pray you just have to do a manual fsck and its not your physical device on sda/1 thats actually ate shit


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:45:01 [Preview] No.223045 del
>>223041
Shake it!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:45:45 [Preview] No.223046 del
>>223035
you grab their front legs and pull as hard as you can in opposite directions, tearing the leg and chest muscles


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:47:23 [Preview] No.223047 del
>>223044
I get the boot diagnostic kinda messages, for months it's been saying "Failed to remount kernel" or something like that but always booted fine.
Now it does that and then just goes blank.
Might just chroot into it and suck out my precious wank files and reinstall


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:48:40 [Preview] No.223049 del
>>223046
Why fuck the dog up because of a dumb owner?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:49:49 [Preview] No.223050 del
>>223046
Kek, I learnt the snout thing many years ago from another postie, I think post would have got upset with us if we killed the customers dogs


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:50:30 [Preview] No.223051 del
>>223046
You'd just cry while the owner dragged their pet Chihuahua away.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:50:38 [Preview] No.223052 del
>>223047
best practice is just to boot a fresh live usb stick and copy your files, then just nuke from orbit and start again.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:53:02 [Preview] No.223053 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:53:27 [Preview] No.223054 del
>>223049
why defend yourself at all hey


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:54:05 [Preview] No.223055 del
>>223053
Reckon you could kick that through the goals from the 60 meter line..


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:56:44 [Preview] No.223056 del
>>223054
If dog is going to attack you it's pretty clear by how it's approaching you and it's gestures. Move back then stop moving. Attacking a dog has an equal chance of fucking you up when the dog's jaw locks up on your arm/hand.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:57:01 [Preview] No.223057 del
>>223055
Poor fluffy


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 09:58:21 [Preview] No.223058 del
Just give the dog a good old fucking and it won't be able to move afterwards.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.223059 del
>>223058
I don't think fluffy would cope with that.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:05:39 [Preview] No.223060 del
>>223059
Wank it!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:05:48 [Preview] No.223061 del
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NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:06:24 [Preview] No.223062 del
>>222842
Mitch Dowd?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.223063 del
>>223061
Well driven in neet.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:14:10 [Preview] No.223064 del
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:14:34 [Preview] No.223065 del
That wank has lifted my spirits
Going for a cruise to the beach.

Gotta be quick before Dans secret police catch me


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:14:58 [Preview] No.223066 del
>>223064
Goodnight NEET


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:15:15 [Preview] No.223067 del
>>223065
Be careful.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:15:16 [Preview] No.223068 del
>>223063
Well bantered.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:15:57 [Preview] No.223069 del
Day three of the fast has been successfully concluded. Slight chest pains today and general lack of energy but feeling okay all in all. One more day to go.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:16:05 [Preview] No.223070 del
>>223064
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:19:13 [Preview] No.223071 del
>>223064
nite m8


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:20:40 [Preview] No.223072 del
>>223069
You should be eating something m8, fruit at least.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:22:10 [Preview] No.223073 del
>>223069
Are your poos pure liquid?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:23:15 [Preview] No.223074 del
soft serve


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:24:03 [Preview] No.223075 del
>>223073
No. Normal.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:25:42 [Preview] No.223076 del
>>223075
what are you even shitting out?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:27:43 [Preview] No.223077 del
>>223076
Whatever was in there from the big pre-fast binges.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:34:08 [Preview] No.223078 del
>>223077
3 days later they shouldn't still be in there.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:35:29 [Preview] No.223079 del
Pulled out into the street and immediately needed to do a post wank piss
Cruise cancelled

>>223069
Very well done


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:35:37 [Preview] No.223080 del
>>223077
Can't be much left.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:36:55 [Preview] No.223081 del
>>223078
With all due respect, you do not know what you're talking about.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:40:31 [Preview] No.223082 del
>>223078
His poos were practicing Social distancing, and simply awaiting their turn to come out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:45:11 [Preview] No.223083 del
This is fucked honestly
All I do is refresh this board
I literally have no other websites open or anything else
I just sit here refreshing this board and looking at my phone
The only other sites I've had open today is google maps and officeworks. The internet used to be fun but I don't even know what to do anymore. I have no one else to talk to so I imagine thats why I'm so fiendish on that refresh button

I miss the Monaro
I'm gonna go smoke like 10 cones in a row and watch more of Sicario before fucking off to sleep which is probably more entertaining that my nights
Fuck this


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:48:43 [Preview] No.223085 del
>>223083
Watch something while you read the board.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:49:19 [Preview] No.223086 del
>>223085
I can never find anything good to watch
Already spent thousands of hours watching movies


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:52:10 [Preview] No.223087 del
>>223086
Sign up for streaming service. Netflix is pretty good at recommending crap for me to watch. They also have all Star Trek episodes that I am making my way through. If you like anime there are streaming services, similar to sports. Find something you like to read and watch and do it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 10:55:16 [Preview] No.223088 del
>>223083
>All I do is refresh this board
And yet you are very patchy with your replies to people who engage with you. Very patchy.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:01:13 [Preview] No.223089 del
>>223083
I've been finding it harder and harder to talk to people on this board over the past couple of months. People on this board were basically the last people I talked to about things, no one I know in real life care enough to let me talk. I hope you start feeling better soon, stay strong.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:04:25 [Preview] No.223090 del
there's a massive blind pimple in my earlobe
it is quite sore


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:07:34 [Preview] No.223091 del
>>223090
Get a bobby pin and carefully try to pop it if it came to a white head. If it inside the canal deeper see a doctor, if it is infected.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:12:40 [Preview] No.223092 del
>>223088
You're right. I abuse it as my personal blog.
I am just addicted to (You)'s that bad.
A selfish, selfish NEET


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:14:39 [Preview] No.223093 del
Good night, NEETs and NOOTs.
I am sorry for being mean to people today.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:18:57 [Preview] No.223094 del
>>223093
Good night NEET. Sleep tight. You haven't offended me.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:25:16 [Preview] No.223095 del
Webby's DDoSing my balls again.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:27:44 [Preview] No.223096 del
>>223095
sometimes the best defence is a good offence.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:30:41 [Preview] No.223097 del
The betterment of the cock at the detriment of the balls.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:31:16 [Preview] No.223098 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice and tight.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:51:51 [Preview] No.223099 del
>>223098
>cant believe im here after 9pm

curse that tiny littl joint... BTW neets i just watched von ryans express a comfy 60s WWII movie with frank sinatra

https://rarbgprx.org/torrent/nw71tp3


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:52:06 [Preview] No.223100 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:55:41 [Preview] No.223101 del
>>223100
>>223098
>>223093
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 11:57:42 [Preview] No.223102 del
>>223099
Who are you quoting?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:07:39 [Preview] No.223103 del
>>222953
Interesting.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:08:22 [Preview] No.223104 del
>>222968
No NEETs are allowed to have that package.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:09:25 [Preview] No.223105 del
>>222972
>I just did a catch up
Where are my (You)'s?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:10:26 [Preview] No.223106 del
>>222980
I wonder what his motives are sometimes.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:11:41 [Preview] No.223107 del
>>222991
I'm thinking I'll skip it tonight too.
Might have a glass of wine but I dunno, I've had three beers today, two at lunch and one at tea.
The one at tea was a mango beer. Tasted like shit.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:12:26 [Preview] No.223108 del
>>222994
Other NEETs do similar things.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:13:49 [Preview] No.223109 del
>>223016
>You're not even talking to the person you think you are.
None of us are.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:14:58 [Preview] No.223110 del
>>223017
You're going to ruin his NEETlyf because you walked on to his squatting site?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:17:35 [Preview] No.223111 del
>>223050
>>223017
PostieNEET?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:18:44 [Preview] No.223112 del
>>223110
I don't know, is he?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:19:55 [Preview] No.223113 del
>>223083
>10 cones in a row and watch more of Sicario
Some people don't even have that.
Friends are overrated anyhow.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:20:48 [Preview] No.223114 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:21:36 [Preview] No.223115 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:25:04 [Preview] No.223116 del
Back from dinner.
I went to Cha Chi's.
Ordered three mains and a sampler but only got through the sampler, which was nachos, ribs, quesidilias(or what ever) and a rolled up version of them, that was then fried.
Bosslady was in good spirits, her daughter is with a long haired git support worker, or some shit. He works with disabled children, she said with a gleam in her eye. I told her she can do better. She's a qt blonde on $100k pa.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:25:25 [Preview] No.223117 del
I think the nightly depression has faded.
Keen for tomorrow.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:26:53 [Preview] No.223118 del
Didn't eat any fruit or vegies today neets.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:27:44 [Preview] No.223119 del
>>223118
No chips?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:28:57 [Preview] No.223120 del
>>223119
You want me to become a soy boy?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:29:33 [Preview] No.223121 del
>>223120
I don't believe in internet memes irl.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:37:35 [Preview] No.223122 del
Don't all post at the same time.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:39:54 [Preview] No.223123 del
Stuff ya's then.
I'm going to bed.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 12:44:01 [Preview] No.223124 del
Predatorial cone grooming


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 15:14:28 [Preview] No.223125 del
So much for going to bed, I haven't been able to get to sleep.
It's the first day in a while that I've gone to bed without a choof and a beer.
Not enjoying it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 15:21:28 [Preview] No.223126 del
>>223125
Same for the sleep bit


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 19:59:40 [Preview] No.223127 del
Happy Sunday


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 20:29:57 [Preview] No.223128 del
>>223017
Did you actually hit the dog?

>>223083
>10 cones in a row
There's your problem.

>>223089
The longer you go without face-to-face human contact the worse you get, mentally speaking.

>>223093
>I am sorry for being mean to people today
You obviously need a break from this place. Happens to all of us from time to time.

>>223107
>mango beer
An abomination!

>>223116
That's a hell of a 'sampler'.
>I told her she can do better
You cheeky cunt, what was her response?

>>223117
>Keen for tomorrow
I'm keen to make today more eventful and less Dan'd than yesterday. Good luck to us all!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 20:43:27 [Preview] No.223129 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 20:46:35 [Preview] No.223130 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:07:05 [Preview] No.223131 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:15:42 [Preview] No.223132 del
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>>223127
>>223129
>>223130
>>223131
Morning neeties. Gonna try and eat some fruit and vegies today. I mean it!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:19:56 [Preview] No.223133 del
happy Monday bros


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:31:19 [Preview] No.223134 del
>>223099
>von ryans express
A pretty good film, though Sinatra looks a bit out of place in it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:34:59 [Preview] No.223135 del
Fuck I hate my bank.
I have two accounts with them: a savings account and a scratch account that is tied to my debit card and usually only has a few hundred dollars in it at any point in time.
My mortgage repayment comes out of that scratch account on a Friday night.
On Friday I was distracted with work stuff and forgot about it. There wasn't enough there for the full payment to come out, so they took everything that was there.
Saturday morning I manually paid the oustanding balance into the loan and added a little bit more to the scratch account to do my shopping.
Today I check and they've wiped the account out again, ignoring the manual payment I made yesterday.
Really fucks me off. On top of this, in addition to their mandatory fortnightly deduction, I have Payroll at work put another $500 directly into the loan each fortnight. So I'm well ahead of the repayment schedule.
If I hadn't checked this morning, I'd have gone out and tried to buy lunch or something and been declined.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:40:38 [Preview] No.223136 del
>>223116
>Bosslady was in good spirits
That is good to hear.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:41:58 [Preview] No.223137 del
>>223130
>>223131
>>223132
>>223133
Good morning NEETs.

Day 4 of the fast today. I slept okay. Feeling okay but very low energy.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:43:08 [Preview] No.223138 del
>>223135
I am sorry NEET but you were the one in the wrong by not having enough money in your account to cover your automatic repayment.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:45:13 [Preview] No.223139 del
>>223138
Yes, but I rectified that and they're too stupid to count it before taking more money.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:45:51 [Preview] No.223141 del
I'm going to get the extra money back tomorrow on threat of leaving them for another bank.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.223142 del
>>223135
I have never had a positive interaction with the banks I use. My local bank is shutting up shop and nearest branch and ATM is going to be a few suburbs away. So I'll need to start banking at the Post Office. They used Carmons to temporally shut down and then put a sign on the front door that they're closing permanently.

My only advice is perhaps getting them create an automatic deposit that transfers the money over.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:48:45 [Preview] No.223143 del
>>223141
Don't cause a scene.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:50:31 [Preview] No.223144 del
>>223083
>refresh the board
There is a browser add on for that, it does it automatically leaving you with more time to do other things.
>>223128
Doggo got a discouragement poke, I was disinclined to have a major incident at that point, i would have been within my rights to run it through.
>>223132
chippos and tinned peaches? Me too!
>>223135
Banks are thieves, wait untill the bail-in when they take money from everyones savings to keep the fiat system afloat.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 21:58:41 [Preview] No.223146 del
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>>223129
>>223130
>>223131
>>223132
>>223133
>>223137
>>223140

Good Morning Neetiepoos

Well slept, well rested, and finally a day to myself, thank god


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:01:32 [Preview] No.223147 del
>>223146
Good morning Nuro. You've earned your day of rest.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:05:17 [Preview] No.223148 del
She said she was critical ill and she later died.
>Schoolgirl, 17, FAKED brain tumour to con pop stars and their fans out of up to £400,000 to fund private jet trips to Disneyland - as inquest reveals she died of heart failure six years later
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8750307/Schoolgirl-17-FAKED-brain-tumour-pop-stars-fans-400-000.html


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:08:26 [Preview] No.223149 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:08:35 [Preview] No.223150 del
>Yet another race faker is exposed: BLM activist and spokesman for family of man killed by cops admits posing as a black person
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8749525/BLM-activist-Indiana-admits-race-faker-posing-black-person-years.html


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:09:24 [Preview] No.223152 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/mum-found-dead-in-chalet-after-holiday-drinking-session-in-wales/news-story/c9ed6d8d94953f253100582169bb22fd

>She told medics that she struggled with depression and anxiety and drank a bottle of wine and four cans of cider every night to the point of “almost daily blackouts.”
weak


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:10:21 [Preview] No.223153 del
>>223152
She was a good customer.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:11:49 [Preview] No.223154 del
>>223150
the race fakers i want exposed are the members of that one tribe who claim to be white when they push their shit


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:13:05 [Preview] No.223155 del
>>223151
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:13:27 [Preview] No.223156 del
>>223153
You have blood on your hands Dan.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:16:56 [Preview] No.223157 del
>>223128
>abomination
It smelled really nice but just tasted like a basic beer.
>her response
She said that it doesn't matter, I said 'yeah, not to him.' Then she went on about how he wants to move to Mt Barker because his friends are there, not because of a job. Making her commute an hour each way every day and she'll need to buy them a house there.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:18:18 [Preview] No.223158 del
>>223132
Stick a cucumber in it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:18:52 [Preview] No.223159 del
>>223128
>more eventful and less Dan'd
That's a good goal.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:21:08 [Preview] No.223160 del
>>223135
Is it actually called a scratch account?
I need to make a separate one from my savings.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:22:49 [Preview] No.223161 del
This is my 4th sober morning in a row
Up n at em neets!


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:23:32 [Preview] No.223162 del
>>223161
Well done NEET you are doing well.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:23:39 [Preview] No.223163 del
>>223136
Her son (the one that robbed my Nan) was living back with her for a while, he robbed her again and was smoking crack with a bunch of fuckwads in her house so now she kicked him out.. again. Other than that everything is good. Although last time he did that, she had to move because his 'friends' came to her house looking for him, and to get their pay.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:24:09 [Preview] No.223164 del
>>223161
Good work.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:25:13 [Preview] No.223165 del
>>223161
Good morning and good work.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:26:33 [Preview] No.223166 del
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>>223141
Kill 'em Webby


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:27:12 [Preview] No.223167 del
>>223163
She should have known better than to let him move back in.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:28:18 [Preview] No.223168 del
>>223155
You're looking mighty fine this morning.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:29:13 [Preview] No.223169 del
Kombucha for brekky


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:29:41 [Preview] No.223170 del
>>223161
Either find a new lowlyNEET to be the board mong, or you will need to go back to being it.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:29:50 [Preview] No.223171 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:30:21 [Preview] No.223172 del
>>223167
Like four times ago.
Her daughter called her a pathetic retard that doesn't learn.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:30:39 [Preview] No.223173 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:32:20 [Preview] No.223174 del
Got up an hour ago to get ready for this date.
I need to be there in 30 mins and I'm still in trackies and didn't have a shower.
I couldn't find her on facebook to see what she looks like.
Her name is Brittany, she sent me a x in a text, hopefully she calls me babe.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:32:40 [Preview] No.223175 del
>>223170
>Either find a new lowlyNEET to be the board mong
Didn't that other NEET take over the position officially on Friday.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:40:16 [Preview] No.223176 del
>>223175
It wasn't official although I have felt Dan's grasp loosen slightly on my NEETarse.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:40:33 [Preview] No.223177 del
Off to my date.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:40:58 [Preview] No.223178 del
>>223174
>>223177
He didn't shower.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:42:15 [Preview] No.223179 del
Put a load of washing on.
Having timtams and monster for breakay


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:45:01 [Preview] No.223180 del
>>223177
Enjoy your date mate.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:46:01 [Preview] No.223181 del
>>223177
Goodluck
Take creepshots


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:47:05 [Preview] No.223182 del
>>223145
Yes, the daily mail has a lot more celebrity arse.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:50:16 [Preview] No.223183 del
>>223160
>Is it actually called a scratch account?
no, that's just what I call it
it's just a shitty account that pays no interest tied to a debit card


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:51:08 [Preview] No.223184 del
Feeling pretty groggy for some reason
Think it was the 250g of almonds I had last night


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:51:35 [Preview] No.223185 del
>>223184
they obviously weren't activated


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 22:54:25 [Preview] No.223187 del


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:09:30 [Preview] No.223188 del
>>223187
No one will ever know.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:17:01 [Preview] No.223189 del
second and final load of washing on


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:26:11 [Preview] No.223190 del
>>223189
Busy boy.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:30:22 [Preview] No.223191 del
>>223184
almond skins contain arsenic i think


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:37:10 [Preview] No.223192 del
>>223191
>arsenic
If only it were good where it needs to be.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:42:05 [Preview] No.223193 del
The kombucha was just an appetizer. Here's the real brekky. 1 (one) whole tomato, sliced and pan-fried on buttered toast, AND (&) too (to) scrambled eggs with a heaped tablespoon of out-of-date kimchi served also on buttered toast.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:44:44 [Preview] No.223194 del
>>223193
>too (to)


>out-of-date kimchi
It goes out of date?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:52:18 [Preview] No.223195 del
>>223178
NEETscent permeated her see through blouse and brought tears to her eyes.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:53:11 [Preview] No.223196 del
>>223180
>>223181
It wasn't that good, she was chaperoned by her mum.
Went and had a cornish pasty afterwards.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:53:34 [Preview] No.223197 del
second load of washing hung out, machine filters cleaned


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:53:52 [Preview] No.223198 del
>>223189
I need to do a couple loads too.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:54:18 [Preview] No.223199 del
>>223196
lmao wut
was this an actual date, or another of cruisey's mongs?


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:54:48 [Preview] No.223200 del
>>223198
might want to do them before the rain this arvo


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:54:56 [Preview] No.223201 del
>>223193
Mostly good, out of date kimchi doesn't sound great.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:56:42 [Preview] No.223202 del
>>223197
>filters cleaned
Well aren't you proficient.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:57:14 [Preview] No.223203 del
>>223168
You liar.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:57:23 [Preview] No.223204 del
>>223199
It was a herder.
Another one called me twice while I was out.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:57:48 [Preview] No.223205 del
>>223200
I no longer believe any of the weather updates that are posted here.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:58:10 [Preview] No.223206 del
>>223203
Mighty, mighty fine.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:59:32 [Preview] No.223207 del
>>223174
Good luck.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:59:42 [Preview] No.223208 del
I have a corn on the end of my toe next to my big toe.
It hurts.


NEET 09/19/2020 (Sat) 23:59:52 [Preview] No.223209 del
>>223179
>breakay


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:00:12 [Preview] No.223210 del
>>223205
the ones here for Adelaide are more accurate than the BOM predictions


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:00:33 [Preview] No.223211 del
>>223208
shuck it


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:04:32 [Preview] No.223212 del
>>223202
From what I read online some people don't know they exist or cannot bothered to empty them.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:08:14 [Preview] No.223213 del
>>223194
The 'best before' was a couple months back, but the jar was unopened.

>>223201
Tasted fine, and made for one of the best scrambled-egg dishes I've ever had.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:14:25 [Preview] No.223214 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1SuJp84JOU [Embed]
I don't understand why watching this is satisfying.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:14:52 [Preview] No.223215 del
>>223210
We shall see.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:18:46 [Preview] No.223216 del


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:19:06 [Preview] No.223217 del
>>223212
I don't think I've ever emptied mine.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:19:37 [Preview] No.223218 del
>>223213
>one of the best
Very good.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:27:10 [Preview] No.223219 del
Nice little story about life in British India.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_UW8h3EJ_Q [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:28:49 [Preview] No.223220 del
>>223213
You are getting better at cooking with each meal.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:28:59 [Preview] No.223221 del
>>223217
Do it now.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:31:47 [Preview] No.223222 del
Me and Nuro have been known to ride around Brisbane on Segways.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:31:58 [Preview] No.223223 del
>>223217
They collect crap and can impact the efficiency of the device. At least once a year empty it.

In front loader mold will grow in it if it not cleaned as it always filled with water. For front loaders, is a pain in the arse, make sure you empty the water using the hose and have a towel out for excess water when opening the cap.

Some washing machines also have a clean cycle for the drum to help remove gunk from the barrel and clean the machine. You can get an acidic solution to add to assist this process.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:33:56 [Preview] No.223224 del
>>223222
Based.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:35:30 [Preview] No.223225 del
The top of this guys toe is what I have. I guess I just need to cut it off. I've tried to a few times already.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LPrEfyozJms [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:36:37 [Preview] No.223226 del
>>223223
>>223221
Mine's a front loader, I'll have a look after I finish the washing.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:36:57 [Preview] No.223227 del
I was feeling kind of good for a bit but then my mood suddenly dropped again. Went to IGA and got served by a cute blonde and freckles. Got some silverside, wraps, blueberries, milk and a newspaper for granddad.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:38:10 [Preview] No.223228 del
reading reddit about underwear options for fat guys


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:38:33 [Preview] No.223229 del
Yesterday was a complete fucking failure neets. I couldn't even finish watching a movie, I just got sick of them after a few minutes. I fear that long term dexie use has increased my work ethic and conscientiousness


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:39:22 [Preview] No.223230 del
>>223228
Post link


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:40:38 [Preview] No.223232 del
>>223227
>cute blonde and freckles
It just fucking kills me seeing pretty girls. Doesn't even brighten my day.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:40:47 [Preview] No.223233 del
>>223227
Have a nice calming day.

>>223228
If you find any good solutions post them here. I can imagine a few Nurgle 2020 competitors would be interested.

>>223229
Time to open 20 tabs of porn and wank the day away?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:41:59 [Preview] No.223234 del
The only option, is no undies. And lots of nappy rash cream.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:43:11 [Preview] No.223235 del
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>>223232
I keep thinking of dumb shit like my life with them, what their family is like, what our family would be like.
>>223233
Going to have an early lunch and watch stuff on my laptop in bed I think. After I have my wank of course.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:44:30 [Preview] No.223236 del
>>223235
If you had a wife, would she want you spending the day wanking?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:46:03 [Preview] No.223237 del
Im going to coles you guys want anything ??


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:46:15 [Preview] No.223238 del
we're all failures


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:46:28 [Preview] No.223239 del
>>223237
One quiche Lorraine please.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:46:39 [Preview] No.223240 del
Am not.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:50:53 [Preview] No.223241 del
>>223237
30 gallons of KY jelly


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:56:13 [Preview] No.223242 del
Hot
https://youtube.com/watch?v=raTWqvv4Epw [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:58:05 [Preview] No.223243 del
>>223237
30 Green Zooper Doopers please.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 00:58:39 [Preview] No.223244 del
failed to find authoritative information
have purchased a trial pair of Mitch Dowd trunks
going to try a size larger and see if that helps


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:01:56 [Preview] No.223245 del
>>223244
I bet the freckled lady at the counter will blush.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:02:41 [Preview] No.223246 del
>>223242
Not too bad, the worst I have seen is debridement. The whole area of skin is pus they remove it to drain the area that is typically the size of your palm or bigger. The worst one I saw is of a field medic undertake debridement on half the sole of a locals foot whose stitches became infected.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:03:16 [Preview] No.223247 del
>>223239
they dont have them up here
>>223241
vile how about some olive oil instead ?
>>223243
>green
>not red
you had one job


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:04:00 [Preview] No.223248 del
>>223247
>they dont have them up here
Yes they do.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:04:31 [Preview] No.223249 del
>>223237
Get me a small bag of home brand peanuts please.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:04:32 [Preview] No.223250 del
>>223247
>they dont have them up here
Please special order one in.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:05:47 [Preview] No.223251 del
>>223244
What size?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:06:49 [Preview] No.223252 del
>>223245
i purchased them on ebay


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:07:05 [Preview] No.223253 del
>>223233
>20 tabs of porn and wank the day away?
I wish. I'm a one and done man nowadays. Don't waste your youths on wanking to inferior, 640x480 porn.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:08:06 [Preview] No.223254 del
>>223253
>wanking to inferior, 640x480 porn.
True, true. 4K bong porn is where it is at.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:08:25 [Preview] No.223255 del
>>223251
106-115
I normally wear 95-100
I still have the option of going to 116-128


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:09:46 [Preview] No.223256 del
>>223254
>bong porn
Vile.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:10:15 [Preview] No.223257 del
>>223255
Those numbers mean nothing to me. How many XLs?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:12:24 [Preview] No.223258 del
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>>223248
they dont even have my chicken parma pizzas at this coles OH THE HUMANITY


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:12:34 [Preview] No.223259 del
>>223257
notionally 106-115cm is 2xl underpants
116-128 is 3xl


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:13:37 [Preview] No.223260 del
>>223253
>>223254
> not getting dvd .iso of the good shit when porn peaked round 2005


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:14:05 [Preview] No.223261 del
>>223259
Skellie sizes.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:14:36 [Preview] No.223262 del
>>223246
>the size of your palm
Fuarkk


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:15:14 [Preview] No.223263 del
>>223247
> olive oil instead ?
You're the expert, I'll go with your recommendation.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:16:05 [Preview] No.223264 del
>>223232
Some pretty girls have a genuine friendly personality and will smile and say hello to pretty much anyone. It's the stuck-up thots that I don't care to see in public. You can just tell when they're intentionally avoiding eye-contact as you walk by.


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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:19:51 [Preview] No.223266 del
>>223261
the guts hangs over the waist band, the waist band does not go around the guts


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:20:20 [Preview] No.223267 del
>>223237
An ooshie

>>223258
>cheese burger
>chicken parma


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:20:52 [Preview] No.223268 del
>>223264
generally the really attractive people are nicer than the middling tiers
it is speculated that this is because people have always been nice to them and things have always gone their way, so they have no reason to hate on anybody


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:21:02 [Preview] No.223269 del
Oh wait it's Woolies that sell the ooshies.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:21:02 [Preview] No.223270 del
>>223265
im driving down to brisbane next and will surely grab a few


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:22:39 [Preview] No.223271 del
>>223267
man those fucking ooshie trigger me, more shit i have to click at the checkout.... sould they kindly fuck off


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:22:49 [Preview] No.223272 del
>>223270
Make sure to buy the quiche Lorraine's as well, since they apparently don't sell them on the Sunshine coast.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:22:59 [Preview] No.223273 del
>>223268
Makes a lot of sense


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:23:43 [Preview] No.223274 del
>>223271
You should tell the manager.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:24:09 [Preview] No.223275 del
>>223270
You're gonna need a big esky


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:25:16 [Preview] No.223276 del
>>223262
Think massive pimple ready to pop in their entirety.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:27:23 [Preview] No.223277 del
It's a bright blue sky.
I don't think it is going to rain.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:29:12 [Preview] No.223278 del
Tender love is blind, it requires a dedication
All this love we feel needs no conversation


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:30:50 [Preview] No.223279 del
Had some potato chips for breakfast.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:32:10 [Preview] No.223280 del
>>223279
One serve of vegetables.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:34:03 [Preview] No.223281 del
>>223277
Overcast where I am in.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:38:12 [Preview] No.223282 del
>>223279
A blueberry cheesecake for lunch will ensure your daily fruit & veg intake is met.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:43:18 [Preview] No.223283 del
>>223197
Haven't washed me bath-towel in about 6 months.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:48:44 [Preview] No.223284 del
>>223283
Throw it out and buy a new one.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:50:01 [Preview] No.223285 del
>>223283
Wring it out and drink it.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:52:51 [Preview] No.223286 del
2 rashers bacon, 2 eggs and 2 slices of buttered toast for second breakfast. Feeling very full, don't think I will have anything else until later tonight.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:55:20 [Preview] No.223287 del
>>223275
nah got a large cold bag

>>223279
um ok

>>223284
nah that applies to pillows, towels last forevor

>>223283
that reminds me i was going to was my (2) towells today. they will be nice and crisp in the sunshine


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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:58:36 [Preview] No.223289 del
>>223284
>>223285
I dry it in the sun, which should kill any bacteria


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 01:59:23 [Preview] No.223290 del
>>223289
A towel full of dead bacteria will still smell horrible.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:00:11 [Preview] No.223291 del
>>223290
Glade.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:02:33 [Preview] No.223292 del
>>223286
You could've shared and you would've been able to have tea.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:06:58 [Preview] No.223293 del
>>223290
It smells like a wet dog if I don't dry it quick enough.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:07:50 [Preview] No.223294 del
Went to woolies.
Got some KFC on the way back.
Forgot to get more booze.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:09:57 [Preview] No.223295 del
>>223289
my towels are black so i cant bleach them :/


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:10:53 [Preview] No.223296 del
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>>223294
I'm still open neet.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:11:04 [Preview] No.223297 del
>>223295
Nice to know.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:21:04 [Preview] No.223298 del
>>223294
you will be cursing round 6pm


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 02:25:48 [Preview] No.223299 del
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>Seppolitics