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NEET General #224 - You Matter To Me Edition NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:27:45 [Preview] No. 223376
Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them NEETs cannot survive. It is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the bulge. Know that even if irl you are a lonelyNEET, there are people here that truly love you.

OLD >>222395


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:29:05 [Preview] No.223378 del
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SA best A


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:32:11 [Preview] No.223384 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:42:15 [Preview] No.223409 del
How?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:42:43 [Preview] No.223410 del
MESCALINE


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.223411 del
>>223376
Which head?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:43:29 [Preview] No.223412 del
Lately the bum rash has turned into a bum itch
I'm almost certain its because I can't finish the poos so I start wiping early and its like mopping up a swamp each time until I just leave some there.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:44:01 [Preview] No.223413 del
>>223410
I had a mate who used to grow a type of non-illegal cactus that has that in it.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:44:05 [Preview] No.223414 del
possum has a big purple head if you know what i'm saying


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:44:46 [Preview] No.223415 del
>>223412
You need to revert to your old bumfingering technique.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:44:47 [Preview] No.223416 del
>>223414
Which head?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:45:11 [Preview] No.223417 del
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>>223412


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:45:14 [Preview] No.223418 del
I caught him in the garden, clappin' in the breeze.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:45:38 [Preview] No.223419 del
>>223394
>I was feeling a bit sweaty when I went to the shops
Not looking forward to Summer at all. Nothing but sweaty discomfort and scantily-clad whores that want nothing to do with me.

t.incel

>>223395
>It's only 14 here
Sounds like Heaven


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:46:00 [Preview] No.223420 del
>>223414
Smack it!


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:48:02 [Preview] No.223421 del
Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day!
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pgXozIma-Oc [Embed]

Pretty NEETy lyrics


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 04:53:27 [Preview] No.223422 del
Might put on a Vietnam war music mix and spend the afternoon coned up and on the couch


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:00:41 [Preview] No.223424 del
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The skyyyy is cryin baby


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:06:18 [Preview] No.223425 del
Pissin awaaayyyy the moments that make up a Sunday!
Scrolling and wanking the hours in a two handed wayyyaayyy!


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:11:43 [Preview] No.223426 del
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>ready for wage tomorrow?
Of course. I have already packed my lunchbox and ironed my pants.
thinking about sobering up


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:14:05 [Preview] No.223427 del
>>223376
I love only pastry, all the rest is merely a facade.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:15:29 [Preview] No.223428 del
>>223426
this is a bad picture


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:18:21 [Preview] No.223429 del
>>223426
this is a good picture


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:19:49 [Preview] No.223430 del
>>223429
this is a neet from a bad home


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:20:53 [Preview] No.223431 del
what's my name again


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:23:39 [Preview] No.223432 del
>>223423
That reminded me of the movie Orgazmo. Downloading now.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:23:49 [Preview] No.223433 del
>>223430
I like encouraging NEETs in their artistic and autistic endeavours.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:26:17 [Preview] No.223435 del
>>223426
The new bitch at my job agency wants me to come in tomorrow to sign a job plan because she was too useless to set it up online like my last case manager. Not looking forward to this, she sounds like an obese male-hating woman.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:26:40 [Preview] No.223436 del
>>223426
Well prepped


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:29:00 [Preview] No.223437 del
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>>223435
Or she may look like this.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.223438 del
Unironically excited for tomorrows wage
Will spend the morning drinking coffee and updating my weekly kanban before a customer meeting (i'll show my camera this time) where I can finally unveil the deliverables that I've ticked off over the past week.
After that I'll spent a couple hours solving tickets and then I might have time to finally get around to documenting some shit I've been putting off for months.
Alternatively I might just silently clock out for the day after lunch and have a few cones


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:38:47 [Preview] No.223439 del
>>223438
>Alternatively I might just silently clock out for the day after lunch and have a few cones
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:39:04 [Preview] No.223440 del
>>223438
you're your own worst enemy


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:43:44 [Preview] No.223441 del
>>223438
>a few cones
Can I join you? I'll handle the munchies


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:46:08 [Preview] No.223442 del
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If you're a fan of Southpark and haven't seen this movie you should.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:47:29 [Preview] No.223443 del
>>223442
is there actual pornography in it? not watching if there isn't


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:56:09 [Preview] No.223444 del
>>223443
No actual sex but there's a couple of legit pornstars in it, including Ron Jeremy.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:58:35 [Preview] No.223445 del
having some connisewer gormet mint ice cream


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 05:58:52 [Preview] No.223446 del
>>223444
>Ron Jeremy
ew


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.223447 del
>>223446
he's about to die in jail


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:00:36 [Preview] No.223448 del
Just went to get cash out at the ATM
Did not wear a mask


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:02:18 [Preview] No.223449 del
>>223448
Mad cunt.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:02:18 [Preview] No.223450 del
>>223446
Well then spend the remainder of the day hitting refresh...


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:07:26 [Preview] No.223452 del
>>223450
kek


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:09:14 [Preview] No.223453 del
>>223431
Cock and arse.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:15:04 [Preview] No.223454 del
did any of you heathens go to church this morning?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:16:38 [Preview] No.223455 del
>>223454
No, why would I do that?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:19:50 [Preview] No.223456 del
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>>223454
Yes


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:25:32 [Preview] No.223457 del
>>223421
Money comes afterwards.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.223458 del
>>223437
She had a bruised eye on the other Gen.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:27:23 [Preview] No.223459 del
>>223442
What is it?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:28:35 [Preview] No.223460 del
I made spag bog sauce.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:28:43 [Preview] No.223461 del
>>223458
hot


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:29:10 [Preview] No.223462 del
No one complained about the pink pepe.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.223463 del
Making pasta for lunches
Will make stir fry later tonight for dinners this week


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:29:26 [Preview] No.223464 del
>>223460
Enough so every gets at least two bowls?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:30:10 [Preview] No.223466 del
>>223464
Yeah, going to freeze it.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:37:37 [Preview] No.223467 del
> Auto 43
>


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:48:43 [Preview] No.223469 del
Fuar, 6 tupperware containers full.
Gonna have to freeze some


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:51:27 [Preview] No.223470 del
>>223462
Isn't it that not all pepes are green?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:52:53 [Preview] No.223471 del
Im finally playing halo, its pretty fun but its more of the nostalgia


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:53:03 [Preview] No.223472 del
>>223468
Lot's of feed = power.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:54:05 [Preview] No.223473 del
>>223471
The campaign? Glad you're enjoying it to some extent, even if that's due to nostalgia.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 06:55:33 [Preview] No.223474 del
>>223473
yeah the campaign of the original one.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:21:43 [Preview] No.223475 del
put the oven on for a pie


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:23:15 [Preview] No.223476 del
rains are approaching


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:24:15 [Preview] No.223477 del
>>223468
Very good.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:24:34 [Preview] No.223478 del
>>223475
What kind?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:25:38 [Preview] No.223479 del
>>223478
of the meat variety


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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:37:50 [Preview] No.223481 del
>>223468
Looks tasty neet.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:41:03 [Preview] No.223482 del
>>223152
>a bottle of wine and four cans of cider every night
Assuming that's one of those 500ml cans that are are more popular in the UK and Europe which are usually around 2 standards each and assuming that a bottle of wine is 8 standards that would be around 16 standards a night. Not a bad effort, especially for a woman.
>>223258
Those Coles brand frozen pizzas can lead to some horrific poos.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling kind of woe'd.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:43:39 [Preview] No.223483 del
>>223476
just did a thunder


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:44:47 [Preview] No.223484 del
>>223479
I need more info.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:45:05 [Preview] No.223485 del
>>223483
That was me.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:45:55 [Preview] No.223486 del
>>223484
a fresh (not frozen) Villi's meat pie


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:47:36 [Preview] No.223487 del
>>223482
Are you wageing tomorrow mate?
I'm thinking of having a couple cones and heading to the marina


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:49:29 [Preview] No.223488 del
>A post-mortem examination revealed the level of alcohol in Sioned’s system was over four times over the legal drink drive limit in the UK.

Fucking women man


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:50:08 [Preview] No.223489 del
>>223487
Nah, just got a whole bunch of uni work to do, also found out that my grandmother has died.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:51:02 [Preview] No.223490 del
>>223489
Sorry to hear that m8


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:51:39 [Preview] No.223491 del
>>223489
I'm really sorry to hear about that mate. Try to take care of yourself.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 07:51:49 [Preview] No.223492 del
>>223489
Sorry to hear that, Sperg.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:00:15 [Preview] No.223493 del
>>223490
>>223491
>>223492
Thank you for your kind words NEETs.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.223494 del
>>223486
You could've done better.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:02:18 [Preview] No.223495 del
>>223489
Sorry to hear.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:03:22 [Preview] No.223496 del
>>223489
That's fucked, sorry man.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:05:22 [Preview] No.223497 del
>>223494
Yes, but I had a pig-size KFC meal for lunch, a packet of wine gums, a packet of jaffa cakes, and some mint ice cream.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:05:48 [Preview] No.223498 del
Having a seaweed cracker and eggplant dig.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:06:29 [Preview] No.223499 del
>>223497
I should've bought ice cream today.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:06:53 [Preview] No.223500 del
>>223497
What meal?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:08:21 [Preview] No.223501 del
Rain.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:08:42 [Preview] No.223502 del
That one was Weber.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:09:08 [Preview] No.223503 del
Lost the NBN prolly due to the storm


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:10:34 [Preview] No.223504 del
>>223500
3 piece box upsized, 10 nuggers, 3 tendies


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:11:26 [Preview] No.223505 del
>>223504
Could've done better.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:17:08 [Preview] No.223506 del
Have to go out for lunch tomorrow due to my sister's birthday. She decided to hold it off for a few days so it will be on mum's birthday. I know they're just going to talk about her the whole time, but I also need to get out and I want to see my sister.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:22:18 [Preview] No.223507 del
>>223506
Are you the NEET who lost his mother?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:37:33 [Preview] No.223508 del
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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:39:46 [Preview] No.223509 del
Drove past her house again tonight.
Went shopping at her local woolies just to try and bump into her
Probably unhealthy behaviour


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:40:14 [Preview] No.223510 del
what does poggers mean


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:42:07 [Preview] No.223511 del
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BASED


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:44:25 [Preview] No.223512 del
poggers means based?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:45:55 [Preview] No.223513 del
>>223509
Go home you boong.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:46:30 [Preview] No.223514 del
>>223508
kek


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:46:58 [Preview] No.223515 del
>>223511
Based.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:53:52 [Preview] No.223516 del
>>223508
I think she was a goblin.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:57:04 [Preview] No.223517 del
teenage
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46u2xYBUm1E [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 08:58:14 [Preview] No.223518 del
>>223517
this isn't sunday night music, some of us have to wage tomorrow


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:06:40 [Preview] No.223519 del
>>223518
I have wage


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:10:25 [Preview] No.223520 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XTvzzgk_jEY [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:13:15 [Preview] No.223521 del
>>223520
They still perform. They were in Victor a few years back.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:14:58 [Preview] No.223522 del
>>223521
I think they play at the Semaphore Workers Club too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_kmY8g10kU4 [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:18:20 [Preview] No.223523 del
>>223412
Vile


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:26:12 [Preview] No.223524 del
>>223468
Very nice.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:27:18 [Preview] No.223525 del
>>223489
I am sorry for your loss mate.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:28:37 [Preview] No.223526 del
>>223509
Cut that out.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:29:52 [Preview] No.223527 del
>>223510
When something cool/exciting happens

A Twitch emote that may only be seen if you have BetterTTV installed. It is used in place of PogChamp as an expression of extreme excitement or hype, particularly after an impressive play is made. Popular in the League of Legends community.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:30:13 [Preview] No.223528 del
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Kitchen Exploits


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:30:19 [Preview] No.223529 del
>>223511
Very nice photo.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:30:42 [Preview] No.223530 del
The fucking bank has done it again!
I'm going to rip somebody's fucking head off tomorrow.


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:30:55 [Preview] No.223531 del
I'm a depressed wagecuck. I want off this ride. What do with life neets?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:32:23 [Preview] No.223532 del
>>223531
Get the DSP


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:32:32 [Preview] No.223533 del
>>223528
How do you cook such elaborate meals fren? I struggle to heat up frozen pizza in the oven and cook two minute noodles.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:32:35 [Preview] No.223534 del
>>223528
Very, very impressive. Do those buns look yellow because of the lighting or are they some type of brioche?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:32:57 [Preview] No.223535 del
>>223530
Don't be a Karen. It will all be sorted out.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:33:23 [Preview] No.223536 del
>>223531
The first thing you need to do is stop your imageboard trolling.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:33:29 [Preview] No.223537 del
>>223528
Looks very good m8, now I feel like spring rolls.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:34:05 [Preview] No.223538 del
>>223531
Have a wank.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.223539 del
>>223528
Faaaahhcken noice burgs cahnt


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:34:57 [Preview] No.223540 del
Might go get some alcohol free beer and astral project myself into a drunken state


Bust a nut guy NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:35:05 [Preview] No.223541 del
>>223536
But imageboards are the only place where a retard such as myself feels at home.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.223542 del
>>223528
These are perfect.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:36:24 [Preview] No.223543 del
>>223540
>>223538


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:36:25 [Preview] No.223544 del
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>>223540


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:37:51 [Preview] No.223545 del
>>223459
Orgazmo. From the creators of Southpark.

>>223463
What sorta stir fry?

>>223468
Nice thicc pasta, looks f'ing delicious!

>>223471
Never played it. It must be to Xboxers what Mario is to Nintendoers or what Sonic is to SEGA poofters.

>>223482
The only weather forecasts on this site I trust!


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.223546 del
>>223541
Your behaviour is unacceptable. Very antisocial. I have seen that list of characters you play on Aus/pol/.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:39:24 [Preview] No.223547 del
>>223545
>Orgazmo. From the creators of Southpark.
Thanks for that, I have been trying to remember the name of it, it was funny.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:40:16 [Preview] No.223548 del
>>223489
Hello Mr Spergman, I am very sorry to hear of your grandmamma's passing. Lost my step-father earlier this year.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:40:24 [Preview] No.223549 del
>>223540
Don't go in the store. Don't risk it.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:40:39 [Preview] No.223550 del
>>223541
Just chill out and you might enjoy the place


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:48:47 [Preview] No.223551 del
>>223533
You're too preoccupied with 'busting a nut' that's why.

>>223534
Coles-branded brioche buns

>>223537
My first time making them. Over-salted the filling.

>>223539
Thanks cunt

>>223540
You'll never make it to the Dolby Atmosphere with that girl-juice.

>>223542
Thank you

>>223547
As was their other movie, Baseketball.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:49:12 [Preview] No.223552 del
>>223528
I still don't understand why you make so much food and freeze it. The re-heated stuff never tastes like it does straight out of the pan.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:49:19 [Preview] No.223553 del
>>223551
>Coles-branded brioche buns
Are they good?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:52:04 [Preview] No.223554 del
>>223535
I'm starting to understand some of the poor people I've seen go psycho in the bank before.
I can just keep shuffling savings into that account ad nauseam, but if you didn't have savings their shitty system would wipe you out.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 09:57:43 [Preview] No.223555 del
>>223552
When he is the NEETcommune chef he will make everything fresh everyday with a few helpers, he will be very busy 19hrs a day.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:02:26 [Preview] No.223556 del
>>223555
Monaro can be his dishpig.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:05:48 [Preview] No.223557 del
>>223555
Some of those spare 5 hours he is going to need to spend researching new and exciting recipes and fetching ingredients for the following day.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:07:15 [Preview] No.223558 del
That Bunnahabhain 12 is not bad at all. Only alcohol I've permitted myself today too.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:07:30 [Preview] No.223559 del
>>223557
Yes the Execs will be very demanding.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:07:52 [Preview] No.223560 del
>>223545
>Orgazmo
6.2 on imbd


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:08:18 [Preview] No.223561 del
>>223527
Thank you.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:09:09 [Preview] No.223562 del
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BULGE SUPREMACY


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:10:10 [Preview] No.223563 del
>>223562
Did you put the other half of that tear n share in your pants, or a second bong?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:10:33 [Preview] No.223564 del
oh


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:11:09 [Preview] No.223565 del
>>223562
Noice.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:11:25 [Preview] No.223566 del
>>223562
PRIME BULGE


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:11:31 [Preview] No.223567 del
>>223563
it's a playstation controller


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:11:45 [Preview] No.223568 del
>>223566
Might be the best yet


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:12:08 [Preview] No.223569 del
>>223562
Almost too much.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:12:17 [Preview] No.223570 del
So much for not drinking.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:12:24 [Preview] No.223571 del
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>>223562
Farck, that's a big bong/bulge


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:13:01 [Preview] No.223572 del
>>223562
What a bulge.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.223573 del
Is my bulge worthy of an onlyfans page?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:14:05 [Preview] No.223574 del
>>223570
Look closer at the label.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.223575 del
>>223569
And yet not enough.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:17:00 [Preview] No.223576 del
>>223569
never


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:17:04 [Preview] No.223577 del
group wank


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:19:15 [Preview] No.223578 del
These heinies are better than carlton zero by a significant margin


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:19:24 [Preview] No.223579 del
>>223577
Just finished.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:20:32 [Preview] No.223580 del
>>223578
that wouldn't be hard, that carlton shit doesn't even taste like beer
the cooper's birell isn't bad.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:28:19 [Preview] No.223581 del
had three


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:28:46 [Preview] No.223582 del
>>223573
Yes.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:30:25 [Preview] No.223583 del
>>223581
Wanks?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:32:08 [Preview] No.223584 del
>>223582
>>223583


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:35:59 [Preview] No.223585 del
>>223552
Cooking several dishes at once has become a sort of hobby. I get satisfaction from seeing them all cooked and plated.

>>223553
They were very buttery.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:36:45 [Preview] No.223586 del
I am going to watch television for a while and then go to bed.
Goodnight, all.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:38:22 [Preview] No.223587 del
>>223586
Good night, me too.
Good night friends.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:38:47 [Preview] No.223588 del
>>223586
nite


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:39:44 [Preview] No.223589 del
>>223587
Good night my friend.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:40:52 [Preview] No.223590 del
>>223558
Bunnahabhain

>>223560
That score is pretty damn good for such a low-bulge moofie.

>>223562
You did yourself no favours putting the bong and beer bottle right next to your bulge.

>>223578
I'd end up with the DT's if I went straight to non-alcoholic beer.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:41:20 [Preview] No.223591 del
>>223586
>>223587
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No.223592 del
>>223586
>>223587
Good night frenz


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 10:45:01 [Preview] No.223593 del
>>223590
You have to taper like I did
I bought the designated amount of standards and nothing else because otherwise I'd just drink it. Bought it close to bottle-o closing time so it was a shorter session. Willed myself now to order any more online

This is night 4, going ok.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:01:21 [Preview] No.223594 del
Think the ex blocked my number
Feels pretty shit mates


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:02:34 [Preview] No.223595 del
>>223594
Send her the bulge snap to confirm.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:07:08 [Preview] No.223596 del
Gonna smoke 20 cones and pound these yeast flavoured drinks
Have to have my car at beurepairs by 8:30 tomorrow


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:17:13 [Preview] No.223597 del
>>223596
Don't become a cone demon. That stuff is not good for you to.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:25:17 [Preview] No.223598 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and tight.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:28:23 [Preview] No.223599 del
>>223598
Good night Right'n'TightNEET.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:34:23 [Preview] No.223600 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>223598
Goodnight NEET


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:41:16 [Preview] No.223601 del
>>223600
Gook night.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:51:42 [Preview] No.223602 del
Watched the first twelve (12) minutes of that Blackhat film. I shall watch another 10-30 minutes tomorrow.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:54:04 [Preview] No.223603 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:56:24 [Preview] No.223604 del
>>223603
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:58:06 [Preview] No.223605 del
The Gay One.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 11:59:02 [Preview] No.223606 del
>>223495
>>223496
>>223525
Thank you for your condolences NEETs.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:03:13 [Preview] No.223607 del
Spiral staircases were installed in fire stations in the 1800s to stop the horses that pulled the engines going up the stairs when they smelled food cooking.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:03:42 [Preview] No.223608 del
>>223602
I might watch it too.
The romance with the girl in it is nice.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:10:27 [Preview] No.223609 del
>>223607
Is this true?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:12:30 [Preview] No.223610 del
Haven't had any cones tonight
Don't even feel like it. Must be the lack of drinks.


>>223609
I looked up videos of horses climbing stairs.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:12:40 [Preview] No.223611 del
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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:13:54 [Preview] No.223612 del
>>223610
Sometimes our bodies just want a night off


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:15:31 [Preview] No.223613 del
>>223611
based and balkanpilled


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:25:40 [Preview] No.223614 del
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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:41:03 [Preview] No.223615 del
I don't understand how my KFC keeps fucking up the chicken. Isn't it all automated? Don't you just have to open a bag of the prepared chicken, put it in a cooker, push the button for the appropriate cooking cycle and then take it out when it beeps to say its done?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 12:43:00 [Preview] No.223616 del
I can't stand to be seen in public with either of my parents. They are so fake. They come off as so nice. They even use different voices around strangers. They are such frauds. No-one ever believed me when I said what cunts they truly are.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 13:10:13 [Preview] No.223617 del
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4chan is saying that longcat has died. RIP


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 13:10:26 [Preview] No.223618 del
Feeling bloated as fuck from those zero heinekens and a small amount of pasta.
Ex replied to me, saying the same I said to her: hope youre well, etc.
Gonna beat the bulge and hit the hay.
Night gents


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 13:11:45 [Preview] No.223619 del
>>223618
Night big boy.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 14:15:27 [Preview] No.223620 del
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I got all mixed up and thought my uni assignments were due on the 22nd and the 24th, turns out they were due on the 11th and the 18th. It should be illegal to be such a mong. Feel like absolute shit bros.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 14:22:07 [Preview] No.223621 del
>>223620
I feel bad for you mate. Hopefully there is still some way for you to salvage the situation.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 15:00:13 [Preview] No.223622 del
>>223621
With one unit I might be able to, with the other one things look a lot worse.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 15:06:07 [Preview] No.223623 del
Hey neets. I let myself fall asleep around 8, now it's midnight and I've woken up and can't get back to sleep and I've ruined the rest of my day.
t. brainlet neet


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 15:11:25 [Preview] No.223624 del
>>223620
It's unfair that uni's consider the dates they set to be somehow 'superior' to the ones students set. Absolutely discriminatory.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 19:37:02 [Preview] No.223625 del
Morning.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 19:56:08 [Preview] No.223626 del
Morning

Don’t think I slept much, possibly not at all.
Don’t know why, I was quite tired last night. Maybe all that kerfuffle with the ex.
I’ve slept well every night of this sober stint.
Nevertheless, the wage beckons


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 20:11:54 [Preview] No.223627 del
I am nothing. I don't exist.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 20:12:23 [Preview] No.223628 del
>>223626
Morning. Good luck with sobriety and work mate.
>>223627
You're something to me. Wishing you the best today.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 20:29:32 [Preview] No.223629 del
>>223625
>>223626
>>223623
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:04:15 [Preview] No.223630 del
test
you´dve


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:05:11 [Preview] No.223631 del
>>223628
>Wishing you the best today
Thanks dude, you too. Big day today: Grocery shopping, Dans, job agency appointment, and have to remain sober until the latter is done. It's going to be a long one.
>>223629
>>223626
>>223625
>>223623
Good morning


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:13:43 [Preview] No.223632 del
>>223607
Hmm, cool.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:15:47 [Preview] No.223633 del
>>223615
>automated
I don't think so.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:17:04 [Preview] No.223634 del
>>223616
It's all in your head, they are nice and everyone puts on an act in public anyway.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:17:20 [Preview] No.223635 del
>>223617
Sad.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:18:06 [Preview] No.223636 del
>>223615
There's probably a reddit of KFC employees who discuss all that sort of stuff.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:18:46 [Preview] No.223637 del
>>223623
I was up from 12-3. It fucks the next day.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:19:27 [Preview] No.223638 del
>>223631
>>223629
>>223628
>>223626
>>223625
Good morning friends.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:20:20 [Preview] No.223639 del
>>223626
I was trying to not wake you.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:20:44 [Preview] No.223640 del
>>223630
you'd've'ld.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:21:52 [Preview] No.223641 del
>>223631
In that order? Are you going to go into MAX with a goony bag?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:39:18 [Preview] No.223643 del
>>223642
Morning
>9 (You)'s
You're in a good mood this morning.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:43:50 [Preview] No.223644 del
>>223643
>You're in a good mood this morning.
the new and improved wibler


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:44:28 [Preview] No.223645 del
Turns out a poor sleep is better than an average drunken sleep.
Feel tired but functional.
This is good.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:46:45 [Preview] No.223646 del
Getting a new gym routine this afternoon. I'm just going to focus on bulge hypertrophy.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:50:48 [Preview] No.223647 del
>>223644
Wibbi


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:51:45 [Preview] No.223648 del
>>223646
Make sure you post it


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:57:27 [Preview] No.223649 del
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>>223647
Wombo


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 21:58:43 [Preview] No.223650 del
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Got my real the hard one, not the cardboard one Dan's Membership card.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:01:11 [Preview] No.223652 del
>>223649
Daddy Wombo has a nice ring to it.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:01:55 [Preview] No.223653 del
>>223650
(You) earned it!


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:09:50 [Preview] No.223654 del
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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:10:50 [Preview] No.223655 del
Have to take my car into a garage now
I'm quite sure I will have to reverse it onto a busy road in peak hour traffic with cars parked on the side
Very nervous, haven't done this in recent memory


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:10:55 [Preview] No.223656 del
>>223654
Me far left.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:11:43 [Preview] No.223657 del
>>223655
Check your mirrors and don't pump the accelerator too hard.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:12:28 [Preview] No.223658 del
>>223655
like a mechanic's garage?
they'll probably turn it around for you


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:28:35 [Preview] No.223659 del
>>223657
My mirrors won’t have sight of oncoming traffic if I’m reversing, especially past parked cars parallel with the curb.
Luckily their drive way entry but looks big enough to get close to parallel


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NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:32:53 [Preview] No.223661 del
>>223659
Are you reversing into a driveway on the other side of the road?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:54:45 [Preview] No.223662 del
>>223661
No, reversing out of a driveway onto the road which has cars parked on it.

Anyway, I just reversed in.
He convinced me to get 4 new tyres ("for the price of 3") which will be done on wednesday


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:59:28 [Preview] No.223663 del
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Good Morning Neets.

Chucking a sickie today. Not sure how that non green pepe OP made it past the council.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 22:59:54 [Preview] No.223664 del
>>223662
If the traffic stops for a moment leaving a gap. I would start the car and stand up next to it in park with handbrake on waiting to see that gap ready to reverse. It's also pretty shitty of the business to not have your car ready to drive out.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:02:07 [Preview] No.223665 del
>>223663
Based and qld-pilled


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:06:45 [Preview] No.223666 del
>>223663
who is running the business with you off sick and your boss mangled in a van accident?


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:07:48 [Preview] No.223667 del
Back from the gym, I was considering not going this morning but I'm glad I did. Going to have a shower and veg out until lunchtime today, we're going to Hog's Breath.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:09:10 [Preview] No.223668 del
>>223667
>we're going to Hog's Breath.
I haven't been to one of those in about 15 years I reckon.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:10:02 [Preview] No.223669 del
I put a ticket on-hold.
Gonna watch youtube videos for half an hour as a reward.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:11:22 [Preview] No.223670 del
>>223668
I'd rather not go, but it's for my sister's birthday lunch so it's her choice.


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:14:59 [Preview] No.223671 del
>>223670
at least you get steak and curly fries


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:16:38 [Preview] No.223672 del
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>>223665
its been wonderful weather up here lately and i have not even thought about pozzed-19
>>223666
helo satan. its been 7 weeks and my boss has been well enough to drive and hobble round the shop, i actually need a rest as i have fucked my elbow up by getting to radical on the eeb and i had to come in on saturday


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:21:45 [Preview] No.223673 del
>>223668
just looked and there's only one left in SA and not even a close or central location


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:33:26 [Preview] No.223675 del
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looks like a bar meal


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:39:35 [Preview] No.223676 del
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>>223674
anything from Airlie Beach is by default Based


NEET 09/20/2020 (Sun) 23:45:28 [Preview] No.223677 del
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NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:02:09 [Preview] No.223678 del
https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/missing-sydney-schoolgirl-in-virtual-kidnap-scam/news-story/6a55ac7af6072613927b651427c55211

>A Sydney schoolgirl agreed to sever all contact with her family and friends, switch off her mobile phone and hide at a stranger’s apartment after being convinced it was a directive by Chinese police.

>By the time NSW detectives found the missing teen last week, her distraught parents had paid the schoolgirl’s purported kidnappers almost a quarter of a million dollars for her safe return.

LMAO stupid cunt-eyed chinks


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:03:58 [Preview] No.223679 del
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NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:12:17 [Preview] No.223680 del
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Bought some healthy shit. Wonder how much will end up in the bin...


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:14:18 [Preview] No.223681 del
>>223680
Please post a review of the brisket schnitzels.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:21:08 [Preview] No.223683 del
>>223680
Good haul.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:27:48 [Preview] No.223684 del
>>223680
>Khobz
I bet you got that because it reminded you of that YouTuber you like.

Looks like a good haul. I can't eat meat that close to its used by date though.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:28:58 [Preview] No.223685 del
>>223684
>I can't eat meat that close to its used by date though.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:31:50 [Preview] No.223686 del
>>223672
You need to speak to the NEETs more nicely.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:32:34 [Preview] No.223687 del
>>223672
That is a good image Nuro. Quite funny.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:34:35 [Preview] No.223688 del
>>223663
That old bitch on the horizon. BASED

>>223668
Never been to Hogs or Sizzler. Never had friends to go with back when Sizzler was still open.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:34:36 [Preview] No.223689 del
>>223674
Food prices there have at least doubled over ten years and drinks are expensive as fuck. The service was always impeccable though in my experience.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:36:20 [Preview] No.223690 del
>>223678
Fear for your life exists in China where money makes everything move.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:37:51 [Preview] No.223691 del
>>223680
Good haul. I wonder when Rice will switch over to the imported stuff if not already.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:41:06 [Preview] No.223692 del
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>>223681
Will do. They'd probably make for a good burger.

>>223683
Thanks

>>223684
>that YouTuber you like
Took me a few minutes to get it. Exceptionally well bantered!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:43:02 [Preview] No.223693 del
>>223688
>Never had friends to go with back when Sizzler was still open.
I think Sizzler died in the arse in SA in the early 90's. Went with my parents a couple of times.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:43:49 [Preview] No.223694 del
>>223686
>>223687
HMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:45:38 [Preview] No.223695 del
>>223691
No idea. What I bought is grown in India. And half price atm ($9.5)


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:48:25 [Preview] No.223696 del
>>223693
Did you have that cheese toast the normies rave on about?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:49:39 [Preview] No.223697 del
>>223696
I don't recall it.
They had French toast and really nice potato skins.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:50:24 [Preview] No.223698 del
>>223680
that basmatti rice is my fav i buy it when its half price.

> olive oil
> zuchinis
> cucumbers

very suspicous neet


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:51:22 [Preview] No.223699 del
You always get mad specials
I never see specials on meat


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:53:52 [Preview] No.223700 del
>>223698
How?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:54:14 [Preview] No.223701 del
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Hot diggity-damn, I would bury my face into that arse!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:56:42 [Preview] No.223702 del
>>223698
All food I buy is for eating only. And that rice is currently half-price at Coles until Wednesday.

>>223699
The early bird gets the half-price worms ;)


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:59:14 [Preview] No.223703 del
Time for my Monday meeting
Gonna smash it


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 00:59:35 [Preview] No.223704 del
>>223702
>All food I buy is for eating only
Oh, makes sense why Nuro was thinking something else.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:02:59 [Preview] No.223705 del
The gayer the business venture, the greater the returns.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:10:35 [Preview] No.223706 del
>>223694
Keep your ejaculations to yourself please.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:17:51 [Preview] No.223707 del
>>223703
Tell everyone I said hi.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:26:09 [Preview] No.223708 del
Who is on the list neets ?

>A Chinese company with links to Beijing's military and intelligence networks has been amassing a vast database of detailed personal information on thousands of Australians, including prominent and influential figures. A database of 2.4 million people, including more than 35,000 Australians, has been leaked from the Shenzhen company Zhenhua Data which is believed to be used by China's intelligence service, the Ministry of State Security. Zhenhua has the People's Liberation Army and the Chinese Communist Party among its main clients.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-14/chinese-data-leak-linked-to-military-names-australians/12656668


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:28:09 [Preview] No.223709 del
>>223708
Most of the information was just sccuddled from public sources.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:36:57 [Preview] No.223710 del
Nuro called me a bitch nigger once.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:37:06 [Preview] No.223711 del
>>223708
This list is better.

Telegram channels published the names of 1,003 police officers, from riot police, and elite KGB units who could take part in the dispersal of protests. They don't yet understand how the classified information was leaked.

https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1307407292917313536


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:39:13 [Preview] No.223712 del
>>223706
i'd come on your face just to cover it up


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:51:22 [Preview] No.223714 del
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WEW THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CUCKTORIA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ud94ScV9Dt8 [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:51:44 [Preview] No.223715 del
A couple of drunken Irishmen beat a boong to death in Sydney and didn't even get convicted of manslaughter.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/nathan-kelly-christopher-mclaughlin-irish-tradies-acquitted-of-paul-tavelardis-murder/news-story/979990d0811795ead658d1bc3565bea5


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 01:59:42 [Preview] No.223716 del
>>223715
They did 21 months on remand. Everybody has experienced harassment from a boong, so could sympathise with them.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:00:30 [Preview] No.223717 del
>>223715
The armed boong who tried to attack them with a steel pipe, after first trying to steal the tools from their ute?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:10:46 [Preview] No.223718 del
>>223714
>Sky news


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:18:36 [Preview] No.223720 del
>>223719
That is what Cruisey will look like when he's old.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:24:05 [Preview] No.223721 del
Very tired from my lack of sleep. Feel like shit


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:28:00 [Preview] No.223722 del
Thinking about making a pornhub account, maybe it'll give me better recommendations and I can see more lukewarm wet Asian assholes


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:35:15 [Preview] No.223724 del
I wish Brandi Love did anal


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:52:39 [Preview] No.223725 del
Time for my extended lunch break on the couch


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 02:57:55 [Preview] No.223727 del
I can now bench 85kg for 3 sets of 4 reps.
Slowly working towards 100kg.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:04:56 [Preview] No.223728 del
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her brain reboots mid-interview


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:05:57 [Preview] No.223729 del
>>223727
big boi
post a pic of your guns


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:06:55 [Preview] No.223730 del
>>223726
cruisey should get this for towing the skank boat
also for cruising in convoy with the wibbler


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:08:59 [Preview] No.223731 del
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(28.00 KB 691x352 costco2.png)


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:10:50 [Preview] No.223732 del
Got that job-agency appointment in an hour then can finally hit the piss.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:13:48 [Preview] No.223733 del
>>223724
it's risky as a 70 year old, all their guts can come out they arse


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:16:11 [Preview] No.223734 del
>>223733
Sounds nasty


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:16:15 [Preview] No.223735 del
(106.66 KB 750x926 EiX_mmCXsAIUZX5.jpg)


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:16:38 [Preview] No.223736 del
Going to make some nachos, but with potato chips instead of nachos.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:17:40 [Preview] No.223737 del
>>223734
about the same level of nasty as seeking out pornography with them in the first place


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:24:26 [Preview] No.223738 del
>>223728
i liked this version better https://youtube.com/watch?v=IAhWwU2UULc [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:25:53 [Preview] No.223739 del
>>223729
My arms don't even look that big. I am a bit disappointed actually. Those chest muscles on the sides are getting bigger though.
I'm thinking I might start doing some bicep curls, chin-ups or something to get bigger arms.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:26:11 [Preview] No.223740 del
>>223728
haha, that news presenter is so confused. I would guess she is just reading from a teleprompter.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:26:54 [Preview] No.223741 del
>>223739
what routine are you doing?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:27:40 [Preview] No.223742 del
>>223732
your employment bitch triggered me into remembering an APM apointment i had in 2018 where they bought in an enforcer bitch that demanded we come there everyday and sit on the computer for 5 hours until we got a job

i transferred to Tursa 48 hours later.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.223743 del
>>223727
Well done NEET, doing well.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:35:41 [Preview] No.223744 del
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I picked another carrot today, the first in a while. I was surprised by its size. It looks like my carrot growing may turn out to be a success after all.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:35:59 [Preview] No.223745 del
>>223735
Good doggo meme.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:36:16 [Preview] No.223746 del
>>223736
Heresy.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:36:39 [Preview] No.223747 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/woolworths-forced-to-end-disney-ooshies-promotion-early/news-story/9dcc0408fc755e7fcfde82c81c3a8bc8

>Ooshies are plastic collectibles available at Woolworths for every $30 spent in store.
>One woman claimed she spent $300 on groceries but was still unable to collect the 13 Ooshies had earned.
>13
>300 / 30 = 13


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:37:36 [Preview] No.223748 del
>>223742
I once tried to transfer job providers but the new one wouldn't accept me.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:38:55 [Preview] No.223749 del
>>223747
You can get bonus ones by buying certain things.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:40:54 [Preview] No.223750 del
>>223744
What are your plans for this carrot?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:42:01 [Preview] No.223751 del
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Here is the progress of the carrots.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:42:05 [Preview] No.223752 del
>>223748
they litterally have to if you say you have moved house and they are the closest, less so if you have been a bad neet and rag on how "bad" the other employment drones were.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:43:40 [Preview] No.223753 del
>>223750
The carrot was eaten. It was not big enough for any other uses. I will leave the others in longer.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:44:58 [Preview] No.223754 del
>>223751
home grown carrots are good if you roast them in their equivalent weight of butter :)


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:46:06 [Preview] No.223755 del
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Nachos but with potato chips instead of nachos


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:47:27 [Preview] No.223756 del
>>223755
How do they taste?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:49:10 [Preview] No.223757 del
based jalepino neet


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:51:13 [Preview] No.223758 del
>>223754
Would go well with a couple of mignons.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:53:01 [Preview] No.223759 del
>>223756
Tastes good


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 03:54:02 [Preview] No.223760 del
>>223759
Are they just plain salted chips?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:00:21 [Preview] No.223761 del
Back from lunch. Had a cute waitress.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:00:51 [Preview] No.223762 del
>>223760
salt and vinegar


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:01:40 [Preview] No.223763 del
>>223762
Hmmmmm


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:01:47 [Preview] No.223764 del
>>223760
Yes


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:01:50 [Preview] No.223765 del
>>223761
describe her and your meal


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:03:41 [Preview] No.223766 del
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Cut my own hair for the first time in my life. Instead of looking like a homeless person, I now look like a bogan with tufts of hair sticking out on the sides and behind where I couldn't easily reach.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:06:01 [Preview] No.223767 del
>>223755
Hello Shitey.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:09:17 [Preview] No.223768 del
>>223766
The absolute state of your nape.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:17:57 [Preview] No.223769 del
>>223765
I think he meant he ate the waitress.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:19:48 [Preview] No.223770 del
>>223769
oh. fug.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:20:10 [Preview] No.223771 del
>>223762
true neet food.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:20:22 [Preview] No.223772 del
>>223769
No wonder their restaurants are disappearing.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:20:46 [Preview] No.223773 del
Might have a work cone

Fuckin smashed that meeting earlier, good news all round. Moving ahead with planned upgrades, all the teething issues have basically been ironed out, other issues are being worked on by engineers.
Got not much planned for the day except chipping away at a huge copy-paste task.
Feeling tired and uncomfortable. Cold sweats etc.
Got the door open with the wind coming in. Sitting in my undies.
This is what wfh is all about


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:21:47 [Preview] No.223774 del
>>223773
you've done well cutting out the alcohol so far
now start winding back on the marijuanas


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:22:04 [Preview] No.223775 del
>>223769
>>223771


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:24:41 [Preview] No.223776 del
>>223773
You are doing well. Keep going.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:31:10 [Preview] No.223777 del
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Sometimes I just sit like this all day.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:32:12 [Preview] No.223778 del
>tfw severely obese


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:33:31 [Preview] No.223779 del
>>223773
you've done well cutting out the alcohol so far
now start ramping up on the marijuanas


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:36:15 [Preview] No.223780 del
>>223767
Hello


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:46:32 [Preview] No.223781 del
>>223778
Do you need a wiping wand?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:47:25 [Preview] No.223782 del
Ramp up the wanking


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:51:26 [Preview] No.223783 del
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Lotto entry in.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:53:05 [Preview] No.223784 del
>>223783
My horsey races will take place this weekend. Very excited


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:56:34 [Preview] No.223785 del
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a consultation over the phone with my GP, only for them to tell me that I should come into see them at the clinic at 4:30.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:58:03 [Preview] No.223786 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=56nd2kJiYLU [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:58:33 [Preview] No.223787 del
>>223785
Sounds like bad news.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 04:59:55 [Preview] No.223788 del
>>223785
Are you unwell?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:03:40 [Preview] No.223789 del
>>223785
Harden up, doctors are for soft cocks


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:04:36 [Preview] No.223790 del
>>223789
Poor quality contribution.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:06:10 [Preview] No.223791 del
The Mount Webber Southwest Mine in Western Australia is a mine about 1190km north-northeast of Perth (show me). The Mount Webber Southwest Mine is at an elevation of approximately 340m above sea level.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:13:47 [Preview] No.223792 del
>>223731
The cheap food is of course a marketing strategy to get people in the store but it is strange the cost hasn't risen at all.

>>223742
lol, I just returned home. My new female case-manager thankfully wasn't obese, condescending nor have purple hair.

>>223744
Well done, that's a decent looking carrot, though I prefer donuts with my coffee ;)

>>223747
Oosh!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:19:39 [Preview] No.223793 del
80 minutes


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:23:09 [Preview] No.223794 del
Had a KFC binge to break my 4 day fast and ended up shitting my pants with yellow grease which stained the plastic of the toilet seat too once I got there.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:23:46 [Preview] No.223795 del
>>223654
Monk is the kangaroo


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.223796 del
10k would be the dingo leader


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:24:21 [Preview] No.223797 del
>>223794
based


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:24:48 [Preview] No.223798 del
>>223794
Yep that’s bile and your gallbladder was trying to cleanse itself. I also refer to this as ass-pisss


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:24:55 [Preview] No.223799 del
>>223755
>Pickled jalapeno
Nice!
>Avocado
Nice!
>Lots of cheese
Nice!
>Cheese not melted
Very bad!

>>223789
Impotence is no laughing matter!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:25:14 [Preview] No.223800 del
>>223794
ebin


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:26:59 [Preview] No.223801 del
Well first day of school holidays in a beach town. The amount of thirsty skanks is doing my mind in. Fuck.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:28:02 [Preview] No.223802 del
>>223801
Pull some single mums


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.223803 del
Last time I shat myself was in 2018 after getting blackout drunk and locking myself out of my hotel room


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:34:21 [Preview] No.223804 del
>>223801
Offer them dexies in exchange for sex


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:35:27 [Preview] No.223805 del
>>223794
Good work neet.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 05:52:26 [Preview] No.223806 del
>>223787
Let's hope not, I've had enough of that of late.
>>223788
Not really just concerned about the migraines I keep getting and want a referral for an MRI.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:02:07 [Preview] No.223807 del
>>223801
leave the kids alone


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:11:46 [Preview] No.223808 del
>>223701
Did you start seeking these videos out after that NEET posted about them?

>>223707
I hope he did.

>>223715
Is this the luck of the Irish?

>>223723
On some sites like GIO website they just reuse the codes and send them to you again.

>>223731
Based.

>>223744
Just a little bigger and I would call that success if it was not already.

>>223748
Did they say why?

>>223751
These images make me happy compared to how the last crop developed.

>>223752
When I needed to see one they once gave me a choice.

>>223755
Good feed.

>>223766
Shave it all off or see a barber to fix it.

>>223773
You need to work on cutting down that habit too.

>>223777
I don't like this one, I like the one looks like he is jumping because he looks that Dunlop man but in black.

>>223785
That sucks, what was the appointment for?

>>223794
Oh well.

>>223801
This >>223802

>>223803
Did you poo yourself in the hall way?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:13:11 [Preview] No.223809 del
>>223663
You are the only one who mentioned that.
The only real NEET


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:14:14 [Preview] No.223810 del
>>223680
Nice haul.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:15:55 [Preview] No.223811 del
>>223720
Pretty close tbh nice shirt


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:19:02 [Preview] No.223812 del
>>223807
KEK

>>223808
>Did you start seeking these videos out after that NEET posted about them?
AFAIK I'm the only one that's posted her content here. Well tower-posted btw, even if I only got one (You).


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:20:54 [Preview] No.223813 del
All done with assignments and now I can do whatever for the rest of the mid-semester break. I am going to make a study plan today but otherwise not do anything until tomorrow.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:22:08 [Preview] No.223814 del
>>223794
Hot!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:23:40 [Preview] No.223815 del
>>223741
5/3/1
My own variant.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:25:32 [Preview] No.223816 del
Uncle Roger Review GORDON RAMSAY Fried Rice

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FrUfwpaNNIM [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:25:51 [Preview] No.223817 del
>>223766
You'll get better at it neet.
I've been cutting my own hair for a few years now and I can do quite a good job of it.
It is important to take it very slowly. Snips of a tiny amount and then come back to it an hour or so later. Do a couple of these short little sessions over the course of a day.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.223818 del
>>223812
>AFAIK I'm the only one that's posted her content here
Sorry, I recommended Yoga With Adriene then remembering someone posting a shot of her arse.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:30:00 [Preview] No.223819 del
A seriously brutal impact! Tow Truck Driver Killed After Slamming into Big Rig in Castaic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FY6Gy6kawLg [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:30:02 [Preview] No.223820 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_CubYvJlczw [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:36:48 [Preview] No.223821 del
>>223816
He's right about the TORTURE


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:40:58 [Preview] No.223822 del
Webby waterboarded me once.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:41:32 [Preview] No.223823 del
>>223822
He would not.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:42:36 [Preview] No.223824 del
>>223822
Wasn't that you taking a bath after taking a tab of LSD?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.223825 del
>>223823
He put a plastic bag over my head and started pissing on me.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:44:50 [Preview] No.223826 del
Wanking while working


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:45:22 [Preview] No.223827 del
>>223825
Hot!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:50:32 [Preview] No.223828 del
>>223825
You should feel honoured.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:52:00 [Preview] No.223829 del
Weber would have stinky piss


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:54:23 [Preview] No.223830 del
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>>223829


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:57:53 [Preview] No.223831 del
>>223780
How are you doing?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:58:17 [Preview] No.223832 del
>>223815
>My own variant.
Jim would not approve.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:58:52 [Preview] No.223833 del
>>223830
Based and Webby pilled.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:59:34 [Preview] No.223834 del
So I went through the bottle-o drive through and asked for a Pepperjack shiraz and the girl fetched that and a Cooper's stout and rang them both up. I didn't have the heart to tell her.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 06:59:55 [Preview] No.223835 del
5 o'clock.
Time for cones and wanks.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:00:28 [Preview] No.223836 del
>>223834
>I didn't have the heart to tell her.
She knew what you needed.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:01:41 [Preview] No.223837 del
>>223836
Yeah well now I'm drinking the beer and worried about also drinking the wine and some whisky and driving tomorrow.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:02:32 [Preview] No.223838 del
>>223834
Was she hot?
I haven't seen a chick bottle-o worker in a while. First there was gook lady the angel and then there was the gorgeous young half-caste at Dans. Liquorland always employs bogan chicks.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:05:26 [Preview] No.223839 del
>>223838
This was a BWS and no.
She's a nice girl, but she's about the same dimensions I am. Which means even more fat on account of being a woman.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:05:43 [Preview] No.223840 del
>>223837
Just cut out the whisk or have a neat sip of it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:07:11 [Preview] No.223841 del
>>223840
I have about as much self control as Monk once the booze is in the house. Difference is I won't get it delivered or make a trip out to get it when I have none.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:11:22 [Preview] No.223842 del
>>223808
>Did they say why?
No.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:12:17 [Preview] No.223843 del
>>223841
Perhaps you need 0 0 heinies


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:15:54 [Preview] No.223844 del
>>223843
I need to go teetotal for a while. Not just for organ recovery, but for weight. There's about 800 calories in a bottle of heavy red alone.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:16:07 [Preview] No.223845 del
>>223832
Jim is a nigger so he can tongue my anus.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:18:12 [Preview] No.223846 del
>>223810
Thanks. Dinner will be served around 7.

>>223813
How long is the break?

>>223818
Not sure if that was me. I only discovered her channel earlier this month


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:18:17 [Preview] No.223847 del
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>>223845
what did you call me, you little bitch?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:19:02 [Preview] No.223848 del
At the building guy again.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.223849 del
>>223847
I bet even NK would get therapy from Jim.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:19:44 [Preview] No.223850 del
>>223834
That you love her?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.223851 del
I finished the campaign to halo 1 it was fun, it was cool how you could compare the graphics to how they were when the game first came out. Now i am moving on to halo 2 campaign.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:40:01 [Preview] No.223852 del
>>223851
A few NEETs used to play it online back on the days of 8ch/aus


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:40:06 [Preview] No.223853 del
Cone really took the edge off

>>223841
I never realised this.
I'm also expecting some weight loss which will be a nice bonus


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:41:00 [Preview] No.223854 del
making tendie wraps again


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:41:29 [Preview] No.223855 del
Just about finished this bottle of wine. I barely feel drunk.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:41:59 [Preview] No.223856 del
>>223855
pink moscato?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:42:21 [Preview] No.223857 del
>>223851
I'm glad you're enjoying it. Your posts about it is making me consider playing it now, or trying to get my mate to co-op it with me like he originally wanted to. Since it's his "favoritest game evah".


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:43:32 [Preview] No.223858 del
>>223854
It's because of you I bought wraps this morn. Had planned on buying a rotisserie chook from IGA but couldn't be fucked so will just freeze the wraps.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:44:04 [Preview] No.223859 del
>>223856
Dan's cleanskin dry white


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:44:54 [Preview] No.223860 del
I could go a bottle of wine


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:45:21 [Preview] No.223861 del
>>223858
>rotisserie chook from IGA
Based and Iliketheirchookspilled.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:48:28 [Preview] No.223862 del
>>223858
Wraps usually have a long lead time if you don't open the bag.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:49:13 [Preview] No.223863 del
>>223862
Even then, I've noticed if you keep them properly sealed and stored away they last a surprisingly long time.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:49:31 [Preview] No.223864 del
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darwin, cyber heroes, theme tunes, wank, wank, wank


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:50:27 [Preview] No.223865 del
Coles does a better chook than IGA.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:52:00 [Preview] No.223866 del
Mmm, I sure love a dry Coles roast chook!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:55:20 [Preview] No.223867 del
I thought Nuro might be the destruction of this board, but it will probably be the barbecue chicken wars.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:55:39 [Preview] No.223868 del
I bet ColesNEET also likes the moon.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:56:05 [Preview] No.223869 del
>>223867
They will rip the fabric of the universe apart.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:56:52 [Preview] No.223870 del
The sleep deprivation and the cones have me very anxious
I want to tick off my to-do list for a bit of a dopamine rush but they're all just too mentally strenuous at the moment
I'll sleep early and wake up early for a morning run


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 07:59:19 [Preview] No.223871 del
>>223870
You overthink everything.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:03:31 [Preview] No.223872 del
>>223868
> likes the moon
Vile


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:04:38 [Preview] No.223873 del
>>223866
My coles ones are always spot on, guess it depends whos in charge of cooking them I guess.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:06:48 [Preview] No.223874 del
>>223873
They go into an industrial oven with a timer. The staff aren't weighing each chicken and calculating individual roasting times.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:06:53 [Preview] No.223875 del
>>223861
They do an awesome chook, don't know why they don't advertise it in their catalogues. They should dedicate an entire page to it with recommended side dishes that are currently on sale.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.223876 del
>>223875
>side dishes
What do you recommend to have with an IGA roast chook?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:10:46 [Preview] No.223877 del
>>223862
>>223863
Not the ones I bought. They contain no chemical preservatives and have best-before date of the 23rd. Unlike the laboratory-made vacuum sealed tortillas I bought a few months ago that won't expire until early 2021.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:10:58 [Preview] No.223878 del
>>223831
Much better now that I don't need to work the Sunday wage anymore


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:12:07 [Preview] No.223879 del
You've all inspired me to make roast potatoes.
I'll do the chicken and veg in the pan. Lots of rosemary and some sweet soy for that little bit of Asian infusion.
I love infusing Asians.
I need to get more tupperware containers, yesterdays pasta has used all I own.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:12:29 [Preview] No.223880 del
>>223878
How much are you losing in pay?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:13:49 [Preview] No.223881 del
Scratch that, I forgot I don't own baking trays at the new neetcave.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:15:32 [Preview] No.223882 del
>>223868
I don't love it, but I respect it as should every mortal.

>>223870
>a morning run
Do it!

>>223876
Nothing, I was speaking from a marketing point of view. Seriously considering emailing IGA HQ with this idea.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:16:11 [Preview] No.223883 del
>>223879
Sometimes when I do a roast chook I put a star anise in the cavity along with garlic etc.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:16:48 [Preview] No.223884 del
>>223864
Thinking of a new job?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:17:05 [Preview] No.223885 del
Drawing up a study plan for the mid-semester break.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:17:31 [Preview] No.223886 del
>>223880
$440 a fortnight


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:18:03 [Preview] No.223887 del
>>223879
>I love infusing Asians
I've infused a few with my seed. Was doing this one hooker on the Sunny Coast, she was on her back and I pulled out as I was about to cum, pulled the rubber off and blew me load on her back.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:18:36 [Preview] No.223888 del
>>223885
Mines is wank, study and repeat.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:18:46 [Preview] No.223889 del
>>223877
I usually get the Helga's 'lower carb' wholemeal wraps. They're a more sensible diameter than the big burrito wraps.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:19:19 [Preview] No.223890 del
>>223878
What did your boss say?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:20:33 [Preview] No.223891 del
>>223884
At the moment I'm waiting to see what the economy does. Leaving a sure thing for something else and then getting made redundant 3 weeks later would suck.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:21:13 [Preview] No.223892 del
>>223886
Was that just what Sunday was worth? Not bad for a young bloke.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:23:30 [Preview] No.223893 del
>>223841
Is this how a good binge starts?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:24:45 [Preview] No.223894 del
>>223891
Find yourself a nice work environment once the economy evens out. You'll look back at the sheltered workshop.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.223895 del
>>223893
Volume wise, I don't eat that much food. I eat the wrong foods entirely, but probably 2/3s of my calories come from booze.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:25:34 [Preview] No.223896 del
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Wish I could infuse this Asian again.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:26:26 [Preview] No.223897 del
>>223895
>iktf


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:26:36 [Preview] No.223898 del
Going to turn of my PC, do some cleaning and then some reading.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:26:42 [Preview] No.223899 del
>>223887
>hooker
Doesn't count.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:27:19 [Preview] No.223900 del
>>223896
Please post the rest of the video.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.223901 del
>>223898
Have a good read neet


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:27:43 [Preview] No.223902 del
>>223889
What do think is worse for your body, carbs or chemical preservatives? I think it's the latter.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:28:38 [Preview] No.223903 del
>>223894
Yeah.
Might also hang my own shingle out on the side. The number of businesses that have left the various sheltered workshops that make up the rail industry and then consulted back to them for millions of dollars is insane.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:29:14 [Preview] No.223904 del
>>223902
I said why I get them. It's the size.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:31:06 [Preview] No.223905 del
>>223895
I am only asking as find it interesting how our top executives can consume such volume effortlessly.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:32:20 [Preview] No.223906 del
>>223890
The boss was fine with it
>>223892
Yes


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:32:51 [Preview] No.223907 del
>>223905
Yeah, I don't know.
I can eat two hamburgers, or a hamburger and 10 nuggers, but not much more than that. Maybe a packet of biscuits here or there.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:33:11 [Preview] No.223908 del
>>223900
Perhaps if BO posts from his official account saying it's OK, along with my creepshots I might post more.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:34:10 [Preview] No.223909 del
>>223905
Being raised with unhealthy eating habits that I'm in a war of attrition with.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:34:50 [Preview] No.223910 del
>>223908
I don't see why there would be a problem unless anyone was underage.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.223911 del
>>223906
So you've given up the second wage entirely, or just Sunday shifts? Sorry if this is a dumb question.

You know that Sunday shift is like a fortnightly mortgage repayment on a house in burbs, right?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:35:43 [Preview] No.223912 del
>>223905
The body adjusts to higher volume of intake. Food addiction is like anything else, eventually you need to be taking more and more of it to get the same high.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:37:04 [Preview] No.223913 del
>>223909
Mummybot and Daddybot always tried to provide balanced meals at least 6 days a week. Usually had a takeaway once a week.
It wasn't until I was earning money and doing my own thing that I started eating and drinking my feelings.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:38:03 [Preview] No.223914 del
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NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:38:55 [Preview] No.223915 del
>>223896
Is that a hooker? I didn't think any neet had a red mood light in his room


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:39:14 [Preview] No.223916 del
>>223911
Unofficically yes. The second wage was the fortnightly Sunday shift. Very occasionally I would be asked to fill in a shift on the Sunday between


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:39:20 [Preview] No.223917 del
>>223915
you're in for a surprise


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:41:56 [Preview] No.223918 del
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Looks pretty shit. Tastes average.
Fuels my body with essential energy just the same. 2 days worth of dinner.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:42:07 [Preview] No.223919 del
>>223913
I definitely eat the feelings away to.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:42:51 [Preview] No.223920 del
>>223918
Looks good enough. As long as it's edible then that's good I suppose.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.223921 del
Cruisey, have you tried the Northern Expressway? I tried the new bit today going home and reckon I cut maybe 15-20 minutes off my commute. I was basically able to do 120 all the way from Regency Road to the Womma Road turnoff. I then had to backtrack south to where I am, but I still think it saved quite a bit of time.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:44:07 [Preview] No.223922 del
>>223918
Looks good to me. Some broccoli would have gone well in there.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:44:30 [Preview] No.223923 del
Having a cauliflower bake for dinner


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:44:47 [Preview] No.223924 del
>>223918
It's bad enough asians eat with sticks like primitive fucking chimps, but they don't even make the pieces manageable in size, so they either keep shoveling into their mouths or biting bits off and letting the rest fall back into their bowls. Disgusting subhumans.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:46:09 [Preview] No.223925 del
>>223924
Settle down, sport.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.223926 del
>>223924
Relax m8.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.223927 del
>>223925
alright, tiger


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:52:49 [Preview] No.223928 del
>>223918
Looks fine to me


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:53:34 [Preview] No.223929 del
My trial pair of Mitch Dowd underdoos should arrive tomorrow.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:54:06 [Preview] No.223930 del
A NEET growled at me once.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:54:11 [Preview] No.223931 del
>>223929
Hoping to fix the chafing problem?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:54:16 [Preview] No.223932 del
>>223929
We expect pictures.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:54:21 [Preview] No.223933 del
>>223924
Have a wank.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.223934 del
>>223930
Sorry, that was my stomach.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:55:22 [Preview] No.223935 del
>>223931
I don't have a chaffing problem, I'm just looking for more than my current underdoos are providing.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:55:53 [Preview] No.223936 del
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I'll let the cauliflower bake sit for a while so it can cool down


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:56:15 [Preview] No.223937 del
>>223932
I'd prefer Monk gets his life back on track whilst assuming he has the biggest NEETstick.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:56:32 [Preview] No.223938 del
>>223936
Looks very good.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:56:42 [Preview] No.223939 del
>>223936
I thought that was a chicken at first.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:57:38 [Preview] No.223940 del
>>223924
This is true, not to mention the slurping of soup and sucking noodles.
t. chink lover


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:58:01 [Preview] No.223941 del
MasterChef NEET 2020


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:58:12 [Preview] No.223942 del
>>223940
and chewing with their mouths open


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:59:16 [Preview] No.223943 del
I bet Cindy consumes food in a demure and classy manner.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:59:36 [Preview] No.223944 del
>>223935
>looking for more
What is lacking in the current ones?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:59:39 [Preview] No.223945 del
I might make cauliflower soup tomorrow...


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 08:59:58 [Preview] No.223946 del
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Where should I take this?
She's in "cyber security"


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:00:43 [Preview] No.223947 del
>>223946
Talk nerdy to her.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:01:05 [Preview] No.223948 del
>>223946
tell her you want to finger her box
the finger service listens on port 79 TCP, for what it's worth


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:02:40 [Preview] No.223949 del
but seriously, every woman in cyber security is either a lesbian or a lawsuit waiting to happen


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:03:02 [Preview] No.223950 del
>>223946
Send her Monk's bulge pic.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:04:01 [Preview] No.223951 del
>>223910
I got banned from 8ch/aus yet none of the creepshots were underage


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:05:06 [Preview] No.223952 del
>>223943
I bet she slurps her fettuccine and cracks open the bones from the T-bone with her teeth.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:06:09 [Preview] No.223953 del
>>223951
Just for the creepshots or were you posting lelaini all the time too?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:06:31 [Preview] No.223954 del
>>223936
Do you not realise that lining the appliance with foil inhibits its intended functionality?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:07:05 [Preview] No.223955 del
>>223954
We had this argument last time.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:07:12 [Preview] No.223956 del
>>223953
>lelaini
?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:08:03 [Preview] No.223957 del
>>223954
And yet I bet his cauliflower is soft.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:08:48 [Preview] No.223958 del
>>223955
Have it again please, I need something to watch tonight. The roast chook fight never ended up happening.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:08:57 [Preview] No.223959 del
>>223957
And makes for easier cleanup.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:09:45 [Preview] No.223960 del
>>223956
Don't try and act innocent m80.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:13:27 [Preview] No.223961 del
I have to watch some more of Blackhat tonight.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:15:59 [Preview] No.223963 del
>>223961
How are you liking it so far?
Do you often watch movies in 2 sittings?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:17:00 [Preview] No.223964 del
Apprentice stonemason opportunity in Bundaberg.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:17:38 [Preview] No.223965 del
>>223963
Not him, but I've frequently watched movies in 20-30 minute intervals before.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:21:02 [Preview] No.223966 del
>>223963
I watched 15 minutes last night. I'm not sure I'm going to like it.
It took me about 5 nights to watch that Joker m ovie.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:23:19 [Preview] No.223968 del
Short sharp chest pain. This could be it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.223969 del
>>223968
Goodbye m8


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:26:04 [Preview] No.223970 del
>>223967
>hear the trial
What does this even mean?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.223971 del
>>223967
Free plane ticket to Israel for her I guess.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:28:02 [Preview] No.223972 del
>>223970
she's a fucking jew
i guarantee so are a number of melbourne magistraets


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:28:49 [Preview] No.223973 del
Gonna listen to The Doors and deliberate on my next kmart click and collect order.
Not even feeling tired anymore.
Also gonna make a black tea with lots of sugar.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:31:59 [Preview] No.223974 del
>>223972
Her victims are jews too. Magistrate Jews also tend to be quite liberal and don't like conservative jews like this woman. She is involved with nutjob orthodox sects.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:35:24 [Preview] No.223975 del
>>223967
They already shut it down once and then got footage of her fine doing everything she said she couldn't do. She screams and cries like a piece of trash.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:35:53 [Preview] No.223976 del
Classic lesbian.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:36:49 [Preview] No.223977 del
I hear neighbours arguing and I don't like it


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.223978 del
>>223974
in that case, why haven't the mossad given her a .22 to the head?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.223979 del
Looking at clothes online and realising I won't look good in any of them with this beer gut.
It's gotta go


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:37:12 [Preview] No.223980 del
>>223977
Start yelling at them.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:38:14 [Preview] No.223981 del
>>223979
yeah, never really got that buzz that normal people get from new clothes for the same reason


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:38:57 [Preview] No.223982 del
We may need to ban Jews again. It brings out an embarrassing side of some NEETs.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:39:29 [Preview] No.223983 del
>>223979
By some weights and start lifting.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:40:15 [Preview] No.223984 del
>>223982
Can we ban you instead? Just ignore the posts.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:41:31 [Preview] No.223985 del
>>223961
>I have to
You'll never enjoy any moofie with that attitude

>>223971
Didn't she flee to Israel after the first allegations?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:41:47 [Preview] No.223986 del
>>223982
To not discuss why Jewish paedophile should achieve justice through a bullet in the brain?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:43:25 [Preview] No.223987 del
>>223985
>Didn't she flee to Israel after the first allegations?
Yes.
Allowed to exit by Australian authorities and largely shielded from extradition by Isarael. It has taken years to get this far.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:45:48 [Preview] No.223988 del
>>223987
This is one thing China does well. The second any foreigner becomes a blip on the radar there is an immediate block placed on them exiting the country. Both civil and criminal matters.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:51:01 [Preview] No.223989 del
I should have predicted this far sooner. I didn't really give a shit when I could just wear my hoodie everywhere and it was fine.
The other day I was wearing one of my smaller t-shirts and you could see my gut hanging out a bit.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:52:26 [Preview] No.223990 del
>>223968
Take some aspirin.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:52:48 [Preview] No.223991 del
>>223968
Also, which neet are you?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:52:54 [Preview] No.223992 del
>>223989
You don't look as bad as Weber.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:54:09 [Preview] No.223993 del
>>223989
>you could see my gut hanging out a bit.
Hot


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:55:57 [Preview] No.223994 del
I keep hitting the bottom of my gut on the kitchen counter. I can feel how cold it is.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:56:07 [Preview] No.223995 del
>>223991
Soon-to-be-dead-NEET


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:56:21 [Preview] No.223996 del
>>223992
his guts is so big >>221500 it has started to split into 2


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:56:27 [Preview] No.223997 del
>>223993
>Imagine rubbing baby oil all over it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:57:21 [Preview] No.223998 del
>>223992
Weber's been looking stunning in his hoodie, really turning heads.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:57:48 [Preview] No.223999 del
>>223994
See if you can balance something on it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:59:10 [Preview] No.224000 del
>>223999
A bottle of red


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.224001 del
>>223997
Hot!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.224002 del
>>223992
Weber isn't too bad. He's got a little bit to go before he's properly very obese in my mind.
I think if we turned back now he wouldn't have that much loose skin


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:02:29 [Preview] No.224003 del
>>224000
Perhaps a bottle of Rosé instead.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:02:56 [Preview] No.224004 del
>>223997
I was imagining that last night.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:04:24 [Preview] No.224005 del
>>224004
I also had a wet dream about the same thing.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.224006 del
Our incel friend Decline has a new video out. It is pretty bleak. Poor guy is very depressed.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=56nd2kJiYLU [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:05:49 [Preview] No.224007 del
>>224006
surprised he hasn't been made an example of yet


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:05:56 [Preview] No.224008 del
>>224005
Hot.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:06:32 [Preview] No.224009 del
>>224007
>made an example of
By who? What does that mean?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:06:56 [Preview] No.224010 del
Will the commune have a baby oil warmer for executives and NEETs to rub executives tummies?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:08:09 [Preview] No.224011 del
>>224009
feminazis, the left, and by extension the State, have little tolerance for incel types now
vlogging is only going to make him a target


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:10:16 [Preview] No.224012 del
>>224006
What a cutie!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:10:33 [Preview] No.224013 del
>>224006
Yeah he's not doing very well by the looks of it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:11:44 [Preview] No.224014 del
>>224010
The NEET commune will use rendered down whale blubber for the oil.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:13:09 [Preview] No.224015 del
>>224006
Thanks for the update


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:13:38 [Preview] No.224016 del
>>224014
Could we spice it up with Mallard rendering?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:13:59 [Preview] No.224017 del
>>224006
What a fuckin gay cunt


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:15:58 [Preview] No.224018 del
>>224017
I don't like your tone mister.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:18:16 [Preview] No.224019 del
>>224018
Depression isn't real
Modern mental illnesses and personality disorders are a social invention


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:18:30 [Preview] No.224020 del
>>223751
Did you keep pulling and putting the carrot in and out again?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:19:41 [Preview] No.224021 del
>>223755
Were they hot?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:21:39 [Preview] No.224022 del
>>224019
Nothing is real.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:21:55 [Preview] No.224023 del
>>224019
How do you describe what is wrong with him then?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:22:10 [Preview] No.224024 del
>>223780
Compete with Monk with your bulge.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:22:25 [Preview] No.224025 del
>>223967
Leifer, Epstein, Woody Allen, that subways guy...there does seem to be a correlation between pedophilia and jewishness.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:23:47 [Preview] No.224026 del
>>224020
No.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:25:10 [Preview] No.224027 del
>tfw will never get to watch Curry Munchin' Vol 6 where Monk and Shitey Eiffel Tower a punjabi strawberry princess at Sperg's house while Posso and the Womble hold hands in the darm and Monaro scurries along the rafters.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:26:08 [Preview] No.224028 del
>>223794
Hot.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:27:02 [Preview] No.224029 del
>>223798
Is that what bum gravy actually is?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:27:09 [Preview] No.224030 del
>>224027
>punjabi strawberry princess
>hold hands in the darm


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:27:45 [Preview] No.224031 del
>>223801
>school holidays
>thirsty skanks


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:28:09 [Preview] No.224032 del
>>224016
Sounds like a good idea


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:28:24 [Preview] No.224033 del
going to have some ice cream and watch some more of that moofie


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:28:42 [Preview] No.224034 del
>>223808
Good catch up.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:29:07 [Preview] No.224035 del
>>224027
>where Monk and Shitey Eiffel Tower a punjabi strawberry princess
I would pay good money for that.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:29:13 [Preview] No.224036 del
>>224011
Nah, no one really cares about these blokes.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:32:56 [Preview] No.224037 del
>>223908
He should make it a banner.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:34:33 [Preview] No.224038 del
>>223921
When I go north to see clients I use it, which is often.
You can get from South Rd to Gawler in 20 minutes.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:35:39 [Preview] No.224039 del
>>223936
Airfried bake.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:36:33 [Preview] No.224040 del
>>223953
>lelaini
I was triying to think of that name the other day.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:37:57 [Preview] No.224041 del
>>223973
With milk?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:39:53 [Preview] No.224042 del
>>223982
This BO wont ban any, he loves Jews.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:41:34 [Preview] No.224043 del
>>223996
Rude.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:43:06 [Preview] No.224044 del
Home workout complete

2 rounds of:
Pushups
Dumbell curls
Standing should press

Need to do some research and spice it up.
Summer 2020 weight loss goals


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:43:15 [Preview] No.224045 del
>>224006
What a gay cunt. Reminds me of Tabitha.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:43:32 [Preview] No.224046 del
Before she killed herself.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:44:34 [Preview] No.224047 del
>>224019
cuddle is a sexual invention. The reality is love.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:45:30 [Preview] No.224048 del
>>224025
Don't talk about Woody Allen.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:46:00 [Preview] No.224049 del
>>224030
Dark.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:46:33 [Preview] No.224050 del
>>224035
>while Posso and the Womble hold hands


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:48:57 [Preview] No.224051 del
>>224048
Can I talk about Allan Stewart Konigsberg instead?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:51:44 [Preview] No.224052 del
>>224051
No.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:53:30 [Preview] No.224053 del
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Thought on this as a poster to go on the wall, maybe in the kitchen?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:54:52 [Preview] No.224054 del
>>224047
You seem to have confused cuddle and love.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:58:10 [Preview] No.224055 del
>>224054
There is only cuddle. Love is no more real than good looking negresses.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 10:58:48 [Preview] No.224056 del
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Just purchased this bad boy


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:00:51 [Preview] No.224057 del
>>224056
You're gonna be able to pull chicks hooning around the neighbourhood on it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:08:35 [Preview] No.224058 del
Gonna have a shower, light a candle, smoke a cone and then sit down for a movie with a cuppa, while leaving my phone in the bedroom.
5th day of sobriety, ran out of darts today and thinking I'll just go back to Cruisys prescribed mints
Catchyaz on the morro


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:11:29 [Preview] No.224059 del
Watched some more of that movie.
Having a sleep now.
Goodnight most all of you


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:12:07 [Preview] No.224060 del
>>224046
Did she for reals?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:15:12 [Preview] No.224061 del
>>224058
You are doing well. Cut out the cones next.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:15:33 [Preview] No.224062 del
>>224059
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:17:30 [Preview] No.224063 del
>>224062
You never care enough to say those tender words to me me, why not?
>>224060
She tried so many times, she must have got lucky and succeeded eventually.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:20:28 [Preview] No.224064 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>224059
Goodnight NEET


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:22:21 [Preview] No.224065 del
>>224060
No, he's probably speaking metaphorically or not.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:23:11 [Preview] No.224066 del
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NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:24:23 [Preview] No.224067 del
>>224064
Vile. Fale materialistic chink.
You need to get SEA-pilled and darken your desires.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:28:01 [Preview] No.224068 del
>>224064
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

That's me too. Good night NEETs. Sleep nice and tight.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:34:37 [Preview] No.224069 del
>>224068
Goodnight

It’s comfy being part of the early sleeper neet gang


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:36:02 [Preview] No.224070 del
>>224067
>SEA
That's beyond disgusting.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:36:31 [Preview] No.224071 del
>>224066
Who is the girl?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:41:01 [Preview] No.224072 del
>>224071
If it is who is think it is, we do not utter that name around these parts.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:53:46 [Preview] No.224073 del
>>224044
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:54:49 [Preview] No.224074 del
>>224053
No


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:55:06 [Preview] No.224075 del
>>224057
lol


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:55:31 [Preview] No.224076 del
>>224058
You are doing good Monk. Keep at it.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 11:56:16 [Preview] No.224077 del
>>224064
Gook night. The worst one yet.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 12:04:00 [Preview] No.224078 del
>>224070
Jungle gooks are still better than poojetas.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 12:05:50 [Preview] No.224079 del
>>224078
They're both shit tier, one literally.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 13:27:25 [Preview] No.224080 del
hey NEETs not sure if it matters to you but Microsoft owns Bethesda now


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 13:37:00 [Preview] No.224081 del
Leather ball stretcher.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 13:38:18 [Preview] No.224082 del
>>224081
caliente!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 14:32:35 [Preview] No.224083 del
>>224072
What a worthless comment, might as well have not bothered responding.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 15:19:58 [Preview] No.224084 del
>>224083
Fine then, the bitch's name is Tahlia


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 19:55:48 [Preview] No.224085 del
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Morning neets. Slept well for once, now I've just got to do something productive with the day.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:28:47 [Preview] No.224086 del
Good morning NEETs
Another early morning
Slept ok I think
Up n at em! Time for a run


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:42:49 [Preview] No.224087 del
>>224080
>>224085
>>224086
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:47:25 [Preview] No.224088 del
>>224085
>>224086
Good morning neets.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:49:17 [Preview] No.224089 del
>>224085
>>224086
>>224087
>>224088
Good morning fellas.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:52:01 [Preview] No.224090 del
Good morning NEETs

>>224080
>Microsoft’s $7.5 billion purchase of Bethesda Softworks parent company ZeniMax Media
Jesus thats a lot of money, disney bought starwars for $4 billion


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 20:58:58 [Preview] No.224091 del
Feels great to be up early.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:04:10 [Preview] No.224092 del
>>224091
Good morning NEET, glad you're feeling well.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:40:56 [Preview] No.224093 del
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hello and good morning


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:50:30 [Preview] No.224094 del
Run finished.
That's the hardest part of my day over.
Someone is using a leaf blower directly outside of my place.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:52:11 [Preview] No.224095 del
>>224088
>>224089
>>224090
>>224093
Good morning.

>>224094
Boomer?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:52:37 [Preview] No.224096 del
>>224093
Good morning, nice Pepe.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:52:38 [Preview] No.224097 del
>Distraught grandmother, 68, reveals how her marriage to a Ghanaian musician toyboy 30 years her junior fell apart after he 'complained about the British food and weather and conned her out of £18,000'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8755581/Gran-left-distraught-marrying-Ghanaian-toyboy-conned-18-000.html


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:54:47 [Preview] No.224098 del
>>224066
wew


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:56:10 [Preview] No.224099 del
Desk dust is a problem. Do any of you neets have dusters?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 21:59:22 [Preview] No.224101 del
>>224099
Your post made me realise I needed to clean my desk over a year ago.
>>224100
Triple (you)'d for my pleasure.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:00:17 [Preview] No.224102 del
>>224101
clean your desk you grub. whats the inside of your deaktop look like?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:02:07 [Preview] No.224104 del
>>224097

>'We had sex in the morning, at lunchtime and in the evening - it was at least three times a day every day.

>'But Rodney changed as soon as he came to Britain. He spent more time sleeping on the sofa than he did in my bed.

'He would argue and shout about everything - the food, the cold and having to find work.

'He got a job in a packing factory as I said I didn't have enough money to pay for everything. But he said: 'How can you be broke when you're British?'


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:06:16 [Preview] No.224105 del
>>224104
>tl:dr
retardation is a thing you realise


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:07:16 [Preview] No.224106 del
>>224097
I like this reader comment:
Noooooooooo surely not?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:07:25 [Preview] No.224107 del
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>>224100
Mornin' cuz, you're never late if you have nowhere to go.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:07:54 [Preview] No.224108 del
>>224099
I've given up dusting. My house has some magical property that covers every surface again in 48 hours.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:10:30 [Preview] No.224109 del
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Now that I have the bogan hair, I'm thinking of getting a baseball cap to complete the white trash look. What sort of emblems do normies have on their caps?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:11:33 [Preview] No.224110 del
>>224108
I have the same problem with wiping my arse. There's just no point, as I kept explaining to my mummybot.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:12:43 [Preview] No.224111 del
>>224109
Pick a f-f-footy team one.
>>224110
Born to shit, forced to wipe! Rebel against the modern world!


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:16:22 [Preview] No.224112 del
>>224099
No, but I need to.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:17:16 [Preview] No.224113 del
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>>224103
hey cuz


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:18:10 [Preview] No.224114 del
I have to have a team lunch next week and one of the dishes at teh restaurant is called "Poo Jor".


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:19:31 [Preview] No.224115 del
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Sippin' on black coffee
Always have done
Always will do


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:20:28 [Preview] No.224116 del
>>224114
Put the toilet paper in the fridge before you leave for work that day.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:22:06 [Preview] No.224117 del
>>224116
I'm going to order an Australian dish. Fuck all these work people thinking we have to eat vegetarian or subhuman asian garbage food all the time.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:25:00 [Preview] No.224118 del
>>224117
>Australian dish
Fuckin' oath cuz, fry us up some witchety grubs too hey?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:34:45 [Preview] No.224119 del
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>>224099
Nah cuz, after a while you get used to being surrounded by filth


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:38:54 [Preview] No.224120 del
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Good Morn Neets

Slept in and missed all the (You)

Still got a fucked elbow and now back and neck pain. Im totally out of whack. Looks like another day off :/


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:39:01 [Preview] No.224121 del
>>224119
Why hasn't that Emu packaging be used for a fire?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:39:18 [Preview] No.224122 del
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>>224066
But does she like the ABC?
A Boong's Cock


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:42:43 [Preview] No.224123 del
>>224122
Aboriginal Bum Cleaners


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:43:26 [Preview] No.224124 del
>>224122
Shire likes BMWs
Black Mans Willy


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:48:54 [Preview] No.224126 del
>>224120
grim outlook. keep moving.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:50:20 [Preview] No.224127 del
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>tfw you have never uttered the words 'Fuckin' oath' in your life


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:53:34 [Preview] No.224128 del
>>224120
Good morning Nuro.

Time to get more codeine?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:54:03 [Preview] No.224129 del
My kinda woman!

Car Thief Drinks Whole Bottle of Wine During Police Standoff

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wx_pQ08VxNw [Embed]


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:54:57 [Preview] No.224130 del
>>224120
Good morning Nuro.

you are getting older your body is falling apart it will only get worse.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:55:19 [Preview] No.224131 del
>>224125
The government will shift the narrative that it is helping small businesses and individuals to ensure they remained employed. It's why the public sector has been growing they need more people to glitter up the crap to make the government look good.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:57:59 [Preview] No.224132 del
>>224127
fuckin' oaf


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:58:48 [Preview] No.224133 del
>>224120
what did you do to your elbow?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 22:59:15 [Preview] No.224134 del
>>224133
wanking


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:01:16 [Preview] No.224135 del
>>224134
He needs to lower his speed.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:14:35 [Preview] No.224136 del
>>224135
He needs to stop taking speed


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:15:17 [Preview] No.224137 del
The complaint about Zoom backgrounds removing him.
https://twitter.com/colinmadland/status/1307111818981146626

The guy honestly looks like motion blur:
https://twitter.com/colinmadland/status/1307111822772842496/photo/1


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:17:38 [Preview] No.224138 del
>>224137
lmao
>Turns out @zoom_us
has a crappy face-detection algorithm that erases black faces...and determines that a nice pale globe in the background must be a better face than what should be obvious.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:18:38 [Preview] No.224139 del
The Honorary Aryan brought me some cake this morning.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:21:36 [Preview] No.224140 del
>>224129
Shes hot


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:22:29 [Preview] No.224141 del
>>223489
Sorry for your loss, I hope things ease up in everything else for a while


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:23:32 [Preview] No.224142 del
>>224138
Look at what his actual picture is. That guy looks like a background character in a scene.

>>224139
Nice, what type?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:26:08 [Preview] No.224143 del
>>224142
>Nice, what type?
It appears to be layers of chocolate cake and cream, with pale green icing. A slice of birthday cake if I am not mistaken.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:28:13 [Preview] No.224144 del
>>224143
Happy birthday.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:28:38 [Preview] No.224145 del
>>224144
It is not my birthday.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:30:09 [Preview] No.224146 del
>>224145
Happy birthday regardless.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:30:17 [Preview] No.224147 del
>>224143
> with pale green icing.
I like green but that sounds like a strange colour to have on a cake.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:31:09 [Preview] No.224148 del
I don't think my trial underdoos are going to arrive today. Why Australia Post continues to take money for Express Post services is beyond me.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:38:07 [Preview] No.224149 del
My new computer will be arriving tomorrow or the day after as it ready to be dispatched. My older computer no longer turns on past BIO screen but I have made a back-up of the drives.

What was the name of that lovely program for Windows 10 that turns off all the telemetry crap?


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:40:27 [Preview] No.224150 del
>>224149
O&O Shutup10


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:42:12 [Preview] No.224151 del
>>224150
Thank you.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:48:05 [Preview] No.224152 del
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>>224126
>keep moving
very bad idea
>>224128
i have plenty and a few repeats
>>224130
thanks for that
>>224133
old injury appeared out of nowhere when i was riding the eeb. whats worse is that working and riding on it has led to an avalanch of arthritis through my body.
>>224134
innacurrate.
>>224149
> that turns off all the telemetry crap?
at work where i need windows i use window 10 AME https://ameliorated.info its awesome. its how windows should be


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:51:42 [Preview] No.224154 del
>>224152
>arthritis
Oh no no no no no


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:55:19 [Preview] No.224155 del
>>224153
I think I prefer >>224150 because it provides information on disabling each setting. I know a reasonable amount but not that much about the individual settings so having that information helps me from fucking it up.

>>224152
> its how windows should be
The biggest amount of crap I had from Windows is it keeping update files. After 8-10 years I had 30GB of them that I deleted to clear up space.


NEET 09/21/2020 (Mon) 23:56:00 [Preview] No.224156 del
>>224152
>windows 10 AME
Can you just download it free and no keys needed? Seems too good to be true. Why is it allowed to exist?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:01:10 [Preview] No.224157 del
>>224156
Not Nuro but is probably pre-cracked and without the telemetry enabled so the version cannot determine if it is authenticate. If it does require a key I worry that using similar software could get you treated like as a bot for "abuse" if someone decides to crack down on it (i.e. similar to how people using Linux emulators for Windows games have been banned in the past without modify the games code).


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:01:50 [Preview] No.224158 del
>>224152
if you have rheumatoid arthrits, then shouldnt you see a doctor about that?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:06:13 [Preview] No.224159 del
>>224157
and probably doesn't reliably receive MS security updates either


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:07:30 [Preview] No.224160 del
>>224140
It's a dude if you didn't realise. But the fake tits looked alright. She's in for a mass cuddling at jail.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:08:46 [Preview] No.224161 del
>>224152
angela lansbury was a hottie back in the day


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:10:53 [Preview] No.224163 del
>>224162
>The 57-year-old also ran aground in Victor Harbor on the weekend.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:13:16 [Preview] No.224164 del
>>224162
>Tony Higgins made a distress call to police just after 5am on Tuesday to say his boat, the Magrel, was “taking on water” near Granite Island.
Hopefully it will be the last time.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:14:26 [Preview] No.224165 del
>>224162
>>224164
>The ABC reports he had remained on the boat to carry out repairs and was angry at the attention surrounding his misfortune.
This made me laugh though, especially given his search cost at least $100k for the area searched and length.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:18:33 [Preview] No.224166 del
>>224152
fuck i had to download telegram and now some bot is pretending its an old mate.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:22:22 [Preview] No.224167 del
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Beer for brekkyfast


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:23:50 [Preview] No.224168 del
I have too much scrotum skin.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:24:09 [Preview] No.224169 del
>>224166
Ask for to put three fingers up while dancing like a ballerina as proof then ask for them to do it naked.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:24:37 [Preview] No.224170 del
>>224168
Betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:24:53 [Preview] No.224171 del
>>224168
Make a parachute out of the excess skin.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:25:07 [Preview] No.224172 del
>>224167
Get some feed into you to.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:32:44 [Preview] No.224173 del
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>>224167
Good choice unna


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:34:02 [Preview] No.224174 del
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>>224167
Bad choice


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:37:38 [Preview] No.224175 del
walla walla ding dang


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:37:55 [Preview] No.224176 del
I am feeling that full body opiate like buzz again.
Morning run, peanut butter toast and bananas for breaky, some coffee and productive work morning.
Maybe this is the way.
Having a mint which feels good.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:38:18 [Preview] No.224177 del
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The only choice.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:46:48 [Preview] No.224178 del
arch install is going well
its kind of fun


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:48:12 [Preview] No.224179 del
>>224178
It's pretty easy once you do it the first time.
I still need to rescue my partition.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:48:27 [Preview] No.224180 del
>>224178
What will you be using the operating system for?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:56:24 [Preview] No.224181 del
I have been told my computer will be delivered by courier today despite it not being with the company yet. Why do the custom representatives say it when it pisses off the customer when it never happens?

I will be very surprised if it happens tbh


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:58:06 [Preview] No.224182 del
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>>224173
Cuz with the Nike wristband be looking hella jealous.

>>224172
Ever tried catching a goanna while pissed? It ain't easy cuz.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 00:59:53 [Preview] No.224183 del
>>224176
I love peanut-buttered toast with sliced banana on top.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:01:50 [Preview] No.224184 del
>>224182
Doesn't that just burn the roo?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:06:59 [Preview] No.224185 del
Farkin' dog cunt uni gym will be closed on the 5th of October due to the Queen's birthday holiday. That's one of my gym days you pricks.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.224186 del
>>224176
Doing well. Keep going.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:09:52 [Preview] No.224187 del
>>224185
So go in on the Sunday


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:11:26 [Preview] No.224188 del
>>224185
Small potatoes m8. Calm yourself down.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:12:03 [Preview] No.224189 del
>>224187
I'll just break in and use the gym anyway.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:13:10 [Preview] No.224190 del
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>>224156
its really good, its only allowed to exist thanks to efforts of the developer

>>224157
its had everything deleted and removed at the core level including WGE its based on LTSC and need no activation key, it really flies under the radar

>>224158
i saw a doctor and got an ultrasound a week ago, where i found out its pretty fucked the earliest appointment i could get with the joint specialist was the 15 of october :/

>>224159
it does not recieve updates, but i trust the AME team more than i trust microsoft these days, i have seen how stock windows 10 pro treats the user as hostile and the tiles are clown like.

>>224178
>mum pacman broke my x.org config again, cancel my meetings


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:13:52 [Preview] No.224191 del
I hosed the car off in the driveway this morning. that is what I do instead of a proper wash. I don't use any soap or similar and I don't dry it off. There are more paint fade spots than ever. It is no longer worth taking good care of its appearance.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:15:17 [Preview] No.224192 del
>>224190
>it really flies under the radar
I was just reading about it and it is no longer under the radar. That ear-ringed poof Linus did a video on it a couple of weeks ago and then Microsoft ordered it removed from being available for download.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:15:28 [Preview] No.224193 del
>>224190
>got an ultrasound a week ago
how far along are you?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:16:58 [Preview] No.224194 del
>>224190
>it does not recieve updates, but i trust the AME team more than i trust microsoft these days
you know there are critical vulnerabilities being found all the time, right? if you're using public wifi with your unpatched laptop, you're headed for trouble


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:17:29 [Preview] No.224195 del
>>224194
Nuro knows what he's doing mate.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:22:32 [Preview] No.224196 del
>>224192
hmmmm i didnt know that but i have a bootable usb stick with it and im sure the image would be on a torrent somewhere if microsoft did chuck the shit

>>224194
i use linux on all my critical machines but if you need windows to get something done AME is the quickest and painless windows experience you can get

>>224195
accurate


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:28:36 [Preview] No.224197 del
>>224191
Even if the paint is faded you should still take pride in the appearance by washing properly and applying polish. People/women notice this shit.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:38:58 [Preview] No.224198 del
NBN cut out for a minute during the lecture so I had to switch to 4G then back 5 minutes later. I am guessing an installer is messing around with a new installation but couldn't be bother to take care or provide notice about the service interuption.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:39:45 [Preview] No.224199 del
>>224196
Got the torrent off the telegram. that must be why.

linus is a vaccum cleaner salesman.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:42:03 [Preview] No.224200 del
>>224199
>linus is a vaccum cleaner salesman.
Selling cheap blow?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:42:37 [Preview] No.224201 del
Just wiped too hard and some of the toilet paper actually got stuck in my butt


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:43:07 [Preview] No.224202 del
>>224201
Wipe it again!


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:43:19 [Preview] No.224203 del
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Going to eat my smoked salmon salad roll while I go watch The Mummy Returns.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:43:35 [Preview] No.224204 del
>>224201
¡muy caliente!


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:44:54 [Preview] No.224205 del
>>224203
I would give that a taste despite not being a fan of raw salmon. Enjoy it.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:48:25 [Preview] No.224206 del
This change will probably mean higher prices that business will get charged in higher costs:
>It comes as Labor prepares to introduce a bill to NSW parliament that would require food delivery workers to be provided with compulsory masks, gloves and sanitiser.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/ubereats-deliveroo-menulog-survey-finds-drivers-earning-10-an-hour-only-half-have-access-to-ppe/news-story/4c40ebf526bed1ded496313e75f2930b


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:51:27 [Preview] No.224207 del
>>224200
nah he was literally supruiking some vaccum cleaner on his channel

ergo he sucks like a darlinghurst wall boy


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:52:38 [Preview] No.224208 del
>>224203
Fancy roll, average movie.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:54:17 [Preview] No.224209 del
Nuro runs android on his iphone 5
not linux


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:56:04 [Preview] No.224210 del
>>224198
That's just Weber hacking into your PC. No need to worry, he does it to everyone ;)


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:56:19 [Preview] No.224211 del
>>224090
I mean the thing is it still makes more financial sense than Disney buying Star Wars fro $4 billion, given they'd probably get half of their money back if TES VI isn't shit


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:56:19 [Preview] No.224212 del
>>224209
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:56:55 [Preview] No.224213 del
>>224206
Why do you have to always be rude about good ideas


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:57:13 [Preview] No.224214 del
>>224210
I don't think Weber likes these posts that implicate him in those events.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:57:39 [Preview] No.224215 del
>>224209
No Nuro runs the Huawei Harmony OS on his iPhone


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:57:52 [Preview] No.224216 del
Very windy in Adelaide.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:58:09 [Preview] No.224217 del
>>224209
Moderately well bantered.

>>224212
Poorly rated.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:58:17 [Preview] No.224218 del
>>224201
When I wipe too hard a finger or two pops through the paper

>>224203
Needs a bagel and cream cheese to be fucking quite honest

>>224205
>raw salmon


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:58:32 [Preview] No.224219 del
>>224213
A business cannot absorb any more fees that are already 1/3 of the cost of the item excluding delivery?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:59:00 [Preview] No.224220 del
Day four of nowank.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:59:08 [Preview] No.224221 del
>>224215
when will he get a pinephone and join the based crowd?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 01:59:51 [Preview] No.224222 del
>>224104
>How can you be broke when you're British?
This is the problem our media is doing to the 3rd world which is giving the idea that we're a good place to migrate to when we're really not, I especially get confused about why Mexicans think illegally immigrating is a good idea and remember they're lied to a lot


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:00:05 [Preview] No.224223 del
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>>224199
>Got the torrent off the telegram
tell us what you think of AME when its running

>linus is a vaccum cleaner salesman.
linus is many things


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:00:41 [Preview] No.224224 del
>>224221
Is it run by B A S E D daddy Xi?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:02:23 [Preview] No.224225 del
>>224219
If the government does it right they can make it come out of Uber's pay without them increasing their cut as they have enough money to afford $1 worth of shit per employee per month


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:02:27 [Preview] No.224226 del
The Z3 was pretty cool.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:02:44 [Preview] No.224227 del
>>224218
thats called a 'hull breach'
>>224223
gonna put it away for a rainy day. running windows 10 lite anyway


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:03:35 [Preview] No.224228 del
>>224217
>>224209
>>224215
>>224221
> not fuscia
one job, poorly bantered


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:04:39 [Preview] No.224229 del
>>224228
Poorly rated.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:04:40 [Preview] No.224230 del
>>224228
I'll job you fuschia boy


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:05:26 [Preview] No.224231 del
>>224225
The ABC would run a bunch of stories about that dollar deduction. It would be good way though.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.224232 del
>>224227
AME runs remarkebly well in a VM


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:16:50 [Preview] No.224233 del
My arse is a universal Turing machine


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:18:08 [Preview] No.224234 del
>>224233
Weber caused it to halt once.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:20:16 [Preview] No.224235 del
Herr Weber was paper-clipped despite his long list of war crimes and crimes against humanities's arse.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:20:55 [Preview] No.224236 del
Dan solved the traveling salesman problem to optimize goon deliveries once.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:21:37 [Preview] No.224237 del
>>224236
Optimal goon problem.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:22:42 [Preview] No.224238 del
Webby flung my balls into the CPU fan once.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:23:51 [Preview] No.224239 del
>>224238
Betterment of the CPU at the detriment of the balls.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:24:59 [Preview] No.224240 del
>>224236
>>224237
damn i might actually have to leave the house to acquire some. It seems i used my emergency sack binging on the weekend


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:28:04 [Preview] No.224241 del
>>224240
Go to Craig's, don't trust me, I'm a Jew-cunt aye.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:28:59 [Preview] No.224242 del
Suede ball stretcher.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:31:08 [Preview] No.224243 del
>>224241
>aye


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.224244 del
>>224242
Scotchgard it!


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:32:17 [Preview] No.224245 del
>>224243
And I'll he'll suck your cock!


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:53:22 [Preview] No.224246 del
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Sorry Chris Hemsworth, but I am only interested in the BASED ONE


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 02:57:23 [Preview] No.224247 del
Faux mink ball stretcher.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:04:03 [Preview] No.224248 del
>>224247
That'll be a from sweaty one.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:14:59 [Preview] No.224249 del
Lunch break wank


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:25:50 [Preview] No.224250 del
(5.37 MB 640x360 1599241688004.webm)


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:27:11 [Preview] No.224251 del
Sausages ON bread for lunch.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:27:44 [Preview] No.224252 del
>>224250
Is this the unlock screen after drinking goon heavily after 100 days?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:28:12 [Preview] No.224254 del
>>224251
Feed = Power.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:30:09 [Preview] No.224255 del
Tomato sauce pre cum.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:44:06 [Preview] No.224256 del
>>224253
Tick Dime?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:45:39 [Preview] No.224257 del
>>224256
It was probably DIY Time before somebody got to it.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:47:03 [Preview] No.224258 del
>>224257
That makes sense.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:51:05 [Preview] No.224259 del
Overdid it on the coffee, like usual.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 03:56:12 [Preview] No.224260 del
>>224259
How many did you have?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:00:11 [Preview] No.224261 del
>>224260
On my 4th, first 3 were relatively close together


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:11:26 [Preview] No.224262 del
Feeling that 3:30itis early
Need a siesta


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:14:21 [Preview] No.224263 del
>>224262
Where are you that it's 3.30?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:15:20 [Preview] No.224264 del
>>224263
I said I'm feeling the 3:30itis early
Dumb cunt


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:16:14 [Preview] No.224265 del
>>224264
it is early than 3.30 yes


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:18:05 [Preview] No.224266 del
Oz Lotto entry. In.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:21:55 [Preview] No.224267 del
Canvas ball stretcher.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:22:46 [Preview] No.224268 del
>>224266
The Jew squeals in pleasure.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:23:03 [Preview] No.224269 del
>>224257
I thought it was that the owner was a New Zealander and amking fun of the fact they pronounce deck as dick


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:23:31 [Preview] No.224270 del
>>224269
It was taken in Tanunda, SA.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:25:35 [Preview] No.224271 del
>>224266
You're an addict.
You need to find a method of gambling with some skill involved, like horses.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:25:36 [Preview] No.224272 del
>>224270
I still stand by my point as everyone remembers that New Zealand Deck Sealant video that was pretty popular a few years back
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g [Embed]


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:25:55 [Preview] No.224273 del
>>224267
Exploring all the different types and settling on a single one must be torture in itself.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:30:03 [Preview] No.224274 del
>>224272
Ok


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:31:17 [Preview] No.224275 del
>>224272
um ok


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:32:09 [Preview] No.224276 del
A customer has just shown me a screenshot of an SQL query result but won't share the query with me, implying I should just figure it out myself.
I've had enough for today.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:32:19 [Preview] No.224277 del
I am sick of the online news sites telling me some celebrity has "shocked fans by posting a nude to social media" and then I go looking for it and the "nude" has them posed in such a way that you don't even see anything.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.224278 del
>>224277
Show me an example.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:34:09 [Preview] No.224279 del
>>224277
It's just them trying to prop up the farce that is modern celebrity
I mean more people know about suicide selfie man and Ninja then they do about all the dumb hollywood actors they parade around


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:35:15 [Preview] No.224280 del
>>224276
If it a new database ask for the relational schema, as you are unfamiliar with the structure with the database to optimise the query. That'll piss them off and say you don't know how to do the join without it.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:37:10 [Preview] No.224281 del
>>224280
It's our database hosted on their server.
They can either migrate to our cloud stack or fucking fix it themselves


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:39:51 [Preview] No.224282 del
Why does a scrotum need to be stretched, what purpose does it ultimately serve.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:41:36 [Preview] No.224283 del
A scrotum can be stretched without stretching the balls, but the balls cannot be stretched without stretching the scrotum.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:41:47 [Preview] No.224284 del
>>224277
Some other NEET mentioned that these 'celebrities'/E-thots are paying the news sites to publish these articles

>>224279
>suicide selfie man and Ninja
Who?


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:42:36 [Preview] No.224285 del
>>224281
Can you check their history to see if they are repeated offender of this behaviour?

I agree it, it sounds like their issue they should fix unless they can provide some clarification on their specification. The problem is not defined.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:42:48 [Preview] No.224286 del
>>224282
Parachute.


NEET 09/22/2020 (Tue) 04:44:22 [Preview] No.224287 del
>>224282
If the ski