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NEET General #226 - Prickly edition NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:17:01 [Preview] No. 225410
Take a bite out of a cactus, you might like it

OLD: >>224407


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:18:19 [Preview] No.225414 del
look what you've done


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.225415 del
I like this Pepe. Good job, NEET.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.225416 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:20:07 [Preview] No.225417 del
This is for Turning30InTheBackyardNEET.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:20:58 [Preview] No.225418 del
QLD BASED A


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.225419 del
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NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.225420 del
>>225419
terrible


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:24:15 [Preview] No.225421 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:25:23 [Preview] No.225422 del
>>225371
Monk you boong. You've ruined it.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:25:24 [Preview] No.225423 del
Done very little today. Going to try to get back to studying. I am such a fucking boong, holy shit.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.225424 del
>>225421
just because nobody liked your shitty frog drawing


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:26:04 [Preview] No.225425 del
Did that NEET learn calculus yesterday?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:28:21 [Preview] No.225426 del
>>225422
I know
Fuck
I'm so ashamed of my fuckup once again
What got into me
I am a fragile, fragile individual
Time for another cone


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:28:43 [Preview] No.225427 del
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Hello Neets.

Woke up at 2am and could not sleep to 5am, was having very strange dreams, like a full DMT trip

woke up 745 and was late to work naturally 2 people decided to drop off bikes with out notice and complain to my boss at 8:15

get to work at 8:30 then have (2) old cunt clueless cunts with ebikes rock up with a puncture and brake problems

then had to drop my lancia off to mechanic at 9 for new shift linkages, but this didnt not happen till 10:30 because of the old cunts

dropped car off and had to deal with some shit cunt kid and his dad in an audi R6 who basicly cleaned his disc brakes with chain lube and complained they werent working and me explanining they were contaminitaed, despite blow torching and new pads they needed a few rides to bed in the kid kept complaining they werent working now

then stripped a unigue tool on a shitty fat biike crank more and more and more shit

what an awfull fucking day... what it makes it better is i have to borrow a car at 6:30am and drive to brisbane tommorow to get to the hospital and consult the new surgeon RE: my broken thumb that i have been waiting 6 months for an operation on ... and then do heaps of shit and drive back and then work Saturday.

FUCK THIS SHIT NURO OUT


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:28:50 [Preview] No.225428 del
>>225425
Which neet was that? What was he trying to learn it for?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:28:57 [Preview] No.225429 del
>>225424
Some NEETs did.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:29:58 [Preview] No.225430 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:30:42 [Preview] No.225431 del
>>225428
I don't know, but it was his task for the day.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:30:53 [Preview] No.225432 del
I liked the drawing, you cunts


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:31:26 [Preview] No.225433 del
>>225427
The pressure is on Nuro, but we know you are strong enough to handle it.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:31:37 [Preview] No.225434 del
>>225427
kek, life of a wagie


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:31:47 [Preview] No.225435 del
>>225419
I liked this frog and its partner.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:32:08 [Preview] No.225436 del
>>225427
What is the surgery for? Did you cough whilst fisting yourself again?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:33:14 [Preview] No.225438 del
>>225434
>wagie
i am doing this fun and self improvement you spergnigger


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:33:28 [Preview] No.225439 del
Haven't wanked in six days.
HORNY


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:33:30 [Preview] No.225440 del
>>225427
Real men can handle this.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:34:12 [Preview] No.225441 del
>>225432
I doubt it, everyone hates it.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:34:45 [Preview] No.225442 del
>>225435
It is the same frog.
He is angry in one of them.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:34:50 [Preview] No.225443 del
>>225427
Do this another 239 times and you'll have worked a year as an adult.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:35:12 [Preview] No.225444 del
>>225436
STFU you dyslexic cunt i clearly stated i have a broken thumb that needs a wire from an old crash


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:35:19 [Preview] No.225445 del
>>225441
I like it, it's one of the better ones.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:35:32 [Preview] No.225446 del
I'll give you the big wanks.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.225447 del
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NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:36:11 [Preview] No.225448 del
>>225445
You're just saying that, you don't believe it.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:36:12 [Preview] No.225449 del
Boo fucking hoo cunt
You didn't sleep enough and you had to fix a punctured tire.

You're such a fuckin soft cock mate
Have you even had a real job? Turns out cunts living on daddys helicopter money as piss weak, who knew


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.225450 del
>>225448
Yeah ok, thats true.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:37:13 [Preview] No.225451 del
>>225438
Kek, imagine being such a skilled "machinist" that HE DOES IT FOR FREE


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:37:22 [Preview] No.225452 del
>>225447
I don't get it.
Is this an ad for home depot?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:37:47 [Preview] No.225453 del
Nuro is a fucking larp and a half


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:37:55 [Preview] No.225454 del
>>225449
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:38:24 [Preview] No.225455 del
>>225438
I hope you are getting paid a good wage Nuro. I hope you are not being taken advantage of.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:38:25 [Preview] No.225456 del
>>225427
Evening Nuro. Have a cup of goon.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:38:40 [Preview] No.225457 del
>>225450
I knew it. You rascal, you.
I'll never trust another man again.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:38:43 [Preview] No.225458 del
>>225449
Kek, imagine being that way at 35. jfl.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:39:07 [Preview] No.225459 del
>>225451
He lives rent free in my arse.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:39:11 [Preview] No.225460 del
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NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:39:33 [Preview] No.225461 del
>>225454
Imagine simping for nuro.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:40:05 [Preview] No.225462 del
>>225458
jflNEET, what's that stand for?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:40:29 [Preview] No.225463 del
>>225460
Do you re-download that image each time you go to post it?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:41:13 [Preview] No.225464 del
>>225462
Just fucking lol


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:41:27 [Preview] No.225465 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:41:46 [Preview] No.225466 del
Goodnight errybody.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:42:07 [Preview] No.225467 del
>>225466
Nihgt noot


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:42:45 [Preview] No.225468 del
I bought a 1m USB-C to HDMI cable today, I should have bought a 2m cable instead


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.225469 del
>>225461
imagine not knowing you are the simp

>>225463
i have an entire folder i have named bugman retorts


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:42:53 [Preview] No.225470 del
>>225466
nigert


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:43:00 [Preview] No.225471 del
>>225466
Goodnight my sweetness.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:44:05 [Preview] No.225472 del
>>225468
I always buy longer than what I think I will need, saves a lot of problems


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:44:11 [Preview] No.225473 del
>>225469
>an entire folder i have named bugman retorts
BASED


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:44:36 [Preview] No.225474 del
>>225468
i hope it didnt cost too much and if its chink i hope its ugreen brand


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:47:21 [Preview] No.225475 del
I'm just about finished the 5th oatie in 1h50m


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:49:19 [Preview] No.225476 del
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:49:54 [Preview] No.225477 del
To feel good and normal was enough,


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.225478 del
>>225426
Post some more erotic imagery for us.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:50:15 [Preview] No.225479 del
Go to bed nuro.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:51:05 [Preview] No.225480 del
>>225476
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IEgkDuJyI0U [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:52:07 [Preview] No.225481 del
>>225478
I want to see the bulge with shrinkage.
He should go have an ice bath, then post.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:56:33 [Preview] No.225482 del
>>225481
Post your elbow first.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:57:21 [Preview] No.225483 del
>>225479
i was already in bed about to fall asleep but you just had to open your mouth


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:58:08 [Preview] No.225484 del
>>225483
>i was already in bed
Naked?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:58:11 [Preview] No.225485 del
Shire needs to post an underpants photo. Of himself too, not just Cindy.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:58:50 [Preview] No.225486 del
>>225483
Think of those hash browns tomorrow


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 09:59:20 [Preview] No.225487 del
Went out for a walk on melbourne's streets. Walked past a dark sports oval, in the car park there were a couple of cars parked, with guys sitting in them, not seeming to do anything, not using their phones, just lurking. It's getting close to curfew and I'm wondering what the hell they were up to.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:00:16 [Preview] No.225488 del
>>225487
You need to go home and mind your own business


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:01:48 [Preview] No.225489 del
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DOPE PRIEST PROPHECY


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:02:16 [Preview] No.225490 del
>>225487
Getting ready for the council meeting?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:02:37 [Preview] No.225491 del
>>225487
Council members looking out for potential victims for tonights meeting.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:03:34 [Preview] No.225492 del
I still don't walk straight from the last one


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:04:05 [Preview] No.225493 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:04:30 [Preview] No.225494 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.225495 del
>>225487
Probably waiting for old mate with the baggies
Had a dealer before that would ask customers to come to the same spot at the same time and just hand out powder for cash from a woolies bag


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:06:41 [Preview] No.225496 del
>>225492
You got Womboed


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:06:45 [Preview] No.225497 del
>>225495
The absolute state of this country


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:11:40 [Preview] No.225498 del
Possum stole my innocence.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:11:51 [Preview] No.225499 del
>>225452
Incel imagery


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:13:29 [Preview] No.225500 del
>>225497
>>225499
poorly bantered


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:13:52 [Preview] No.225501 del
>>225498
He simply repurposed those feelings.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:14:23 [Preview] No.225502 del
>>225487
>curfew
>curfew
>curfew
>>225487
>curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew
>curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew >curfew

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fkk9DI-8el4 [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:16:14 [Preview] No.225503 del
>>225502
Based. Seriously based. I might have my own personal Nuro issues but fuck the lockdown and based protestors.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:17:00 [Preview] No.225504 del
Leather is a versatile material.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:17:59 [Preview] No.225505 del
>>225503
>my own personal Nuro issues
It is time to get over them and embrace the BASED.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:20:34 [Preview] No.225506 del
12 standards consumed in 2 hours 20 minutes.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:20:38 [Preview] No.225507 del
>>225504
Can it be stretched?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:21:34 [Preview] No.225508 del
>>225506
The arse enjoys the feed while cock expels the booze.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:22:06 [Preview] No.225509 del
>>225506
This is not something to brag about. You have let us down, but more importantly, you have let yourself down.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:23:32 [Preview] No.225510 del
>>225506
Post bulge you drunken disgrace.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:24:27 [Preview] No.225511 del
>>225509
I am not bragging.
I will likely order more and push it to 20 standards.
How quickly I have forgotten the scope and severity of my weakness.
A truly unreasonable life


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:27:26 [Preview] No.225512 del
god i love this meme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wx56WU53SpI [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:38:07 [Preview] No.225513 del
>>225511
m8 ignore the other neets having a go at you and trying to make you feel guilty for having a few goons.
Dust yourself off tomorrow and remind yourself why you want to cut down and the benefits that will bring and remind your self of the negatives of what will happen if you continue this way.
Then tomorrow start again, you want to change so you will, so you have a few setbacks along the way, big deal, just remember the long term goal, and you will succeed.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:46:01 [Preview] No.225514 del
I love her so much
https://www.tiktok.com/@mckay43/video/6856233483967270149 [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:47:27 [Preview] No.225515 del
>>225514
Almost as ugly as the gook night girls.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:50:49 [Preview] No.225516 del
>>225512
Almost as ugly as the gook night girls. Almost.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:54:34 [Preview] No.225517 del
>>225515
https://www.tiktok.com/@jasminethompson179/video/6875449406469016837 [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:57:31 [Preview] No.225518 del
>>225517
You'd give her a go from behind.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 10:59:05 [Preview] No.225519 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:11:31 [Preview] No.225520 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6875875348374883589?lang=en [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:13:52 [Preview] No.225521 del
>>225520
A vile creature.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:14:32 [Preview] No.225522 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@bubbleteababydoll/video/6865531681886063877 [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:27:09 [Preview] No.225523 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and nice and a little tight.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:29:09 [Preview] No.225524 del
>>225523
Good night RightNice'n'alittleTightNEET.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:45:24 [Preview] No.225525 del
Jesus christ you need a fucking Oracle account to download the latest Java runtime environment on MacOS


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:55:02 [Preview] No.225526 del
Making a comfy curry


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 11:56:48 [Preview] No.225527 del
>>225526
Serve with rice. Post the picture. Enjoy. Love. Life. Live. Woot woot.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:04:22 [Preview] No.225528 del
Curried Love come to me
Curried Love let me in
Curried Love is meant to be
Curried Love isn't a sin
Curried Love warm my body
Curried Love set fire to my soul.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:06:54 [Preview] No.225529 del
The good news is I woke up with my face buried in a couple of boobs. The bad news is they were my own. I shouldn't sleep on my stomach.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:13:53 [Preview] No.225530 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5xGuA9YU4-A [Embed]

I know that one day I will end up in QLD bros


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NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:19:33 [Preview] No.225533 del
>>225532
Night Lad.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:22:45 [Preview] No.225534 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:24:34 [Preview] No.225535 del
>>225534
Gook night. That is the kind of gook girl Shitey would probably like to approach in the study hall to bring back to his room.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:27:11 [Preview] No.225536 del
Gonna get a burg then hit the hay
Watching nice videos of tropical QLD garden tours

>>225535
Agreed. I think we collectively know his taste by now


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:27:47 [Preview] No.225537 del
Goodnight neets


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:29:13 [Preview] No.225538 del
>>225537
Goodnight neet


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:29:32 [Preview] No.225539 del
>>225536
>a burg
I cannot approve of this term.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:29:56 [Preview] No.225540 del
GOOKS ARE UGLY


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:31:52 [Preview] No.225541 del
>>225539
Can you approve of nice tropical gardens?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EnMxsRx7fcg [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:35:33 [Preview] No.225542 del
>>225541
To be honest tropical gardens aren't my favourite.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:40:33 [Preview] No.225543 del
>>225542
What are you a fan of?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:41:27 [Preview] No.225544 del
>>225543
I like a more orderly garden. No wild growth. Everything in its proper place.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:46:40 [Preview] No.225545 del
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>>225544
Boo
Please tell me what state or city/environment you grey up in
I've long been disappointed in the native flora of Melbourne


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:52:35 [Preview] No.225546 del
>>225545
Adelaide. And don't you dare diss our flora you cunt. Don't even think about it.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:55:52 [Preview] No.225547 del
>>225546
Mate native aussie plants are just not that exciting
Yes we all know the familiar smell of a big gum or some other local brush, but tropical environemnts are simply superior


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 12:56:57 [Preview] No.225548 del
>>225547
I have no objection to introduced species.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 13:18:08 [Preview] No.225549 del
>>225427
The tough day at the wage is NEETGod's way of telling you that you should have asked the mechanic to put a bumper on the Lancia.
>>225487
They're the spies I'm paying to make sure you don't drink too many oaties.
>>225536
I see gooks like that all the time, they only date other gooks, never seen a gook of that type dating a white bloke.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-24/disability-royal-commission-hears-man-kept-in-caged-area/12698248
Hop in the mong cage NEETs.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 13:31:09 [Preview] No.225550 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 13:41:01 [Preview] No.225551 del
>>225550
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 13:47:11 [Preview] No.225552 del
Advice for dealing with a pitbull attack:

Slam your fingers though the eyes into it's brain.
Snap their legs, they have small bones.
Crush it's balls and rip it's dick off.
Ram your fist up it's asshole and rip it's organs out.

would this work? I read it over on /pol/ and laughed. It is the first time I have actually laughed at something in months. Now I am not sure if it was actually funny or maybe I am having a manic episode. I don't think you could fit your whole fist up its arse.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 14:13:07 [Preview] No.225553 del
I can’t believe I got drunk tonight
I’m partly embarrassed
All I can do is start from scratch tomorrow, something I’m very well acquainted with


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 14:23:16 [Preview] No.225554 del
>>225553
Get back on track tomorrow. There are always bumps in the road. I think you need to start to realise that you need to quit drinking completely. You are unable to drink in moderation. You are an alcoholic and need to quit.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 14:41:30 [Preview] No.225555 del
I did not understand the joke in The Castle film where the brother in prison is given an elephant figurine and apparently it has some meaning but I do not understand. Can someone explain? Something about its trunk being up.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 14:46:13 [Preview] No.225556 del
Hello. Can I come and live with one of you?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 17:43:58 [Preview] No.225561 del
>>225454
These posts are beyond worthless.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:18:08 [Preview] No.225562 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:20:56 [Preview] No.225563 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:22:07 [Preview] No.225564 del
>>225545
That is a nice tree.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:24:11 [Preview] No.225565 del
>>225562
Goode morning friend.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:48:21 [Preview] No.225566 del
>>225525
what's wrong with OpenJDK, you mong?

night all


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:48:39 [Preview] No.225567 del
i mean mornign all


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:49:18 [Preview] No.225568 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:50:00 [Preview] No.225569 del
>>225568
i just got up


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:52:08 [Preview] No.225570 del
>>225566
Goodnight m8.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:52:44 [Preview] No.225571 del
>>225525
Clearly oracle feel their market share is too large.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:54:27 [Preview] No.225572 del
>>225569
Sleep tight


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 20:56:17 [Preview] No.225573 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:23:17 [Preview] No.225574 del
>>225525
If you Google the file names are often the links to the files from Oracle


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:31:03 [Preview] No.225575 del
jabitinya


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:46:46 [Preview] No.225576 del
Another day on earth bros.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:47:24 [Preview] No.225577 del
>>225576
When will it end?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 21:56:05 [Preview] No.225578 del
>Snorkeller, 33, is bitten on the HEAD by a crocodile off the Great Barrier Reef - but somehow survives
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8767309/Man-33-savaged-crocodile-snorkelling-Great-Barrier-Reef.html


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 22:07:23 [Preview] No.225579 del
>Furious cyclist who claims he was almost run off the road by an impatient driver takes the footage to the police – but HE ends up getting charged
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8766483/Cyclist-claims-run-road-takes-footage-police-gets-charged.html


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 22:13:17 [Preview] No.225580 del
>>225579
Good. I fucking hate cyclists. Always fucking up traffic, using the roads without paying, blocking intersections and overtaking stuck traffic. Literally the two wheeled jew.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 22:20:26 [Preview] No.225581 del
>>225580
seething


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 22:41:13 [Preview] No.225582 del
Brushed my teeth and went to the toilet wondering if I was going to be on time for the tutorial and the tutor has still yet to arrive.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:10:52 [Preview] No.225584 del
Significant goon tax
I deserve every minute of it
What a dumb cunt I can be


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:14:57 [Preview] No.225585 del
Can any of you neets recommend a place where I could rent a seedbox? I need to d/l a half TB torrent, not something I have any experience with.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:18:12 [Preview] No.225586 del
>>225585
you getting bandwidth throttled?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:22:52 [Preview] No.225587 del
>>225585
I have had a plan with these people for a few years on a significantly reduced free plan from black Friday that I keep renewing, they allow public torrents but stop when they are fully downloaded. The cheapest plans work pretty well. I pay ~$55 USD a year for 700GB storage on a legacy plan with a 1tb bandwidth for upload only (download is unlimited):
ultraseedbox.com


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:24:37 [Preview] No.225588 del
Gave my neighbour one fucking job to do while I was at Victor: bring in my wheelie bin and shut the gate.
Come home this morning to find the bin still on the street, full of water, and the gate wide open.

No more empties for him.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:24:44 [Preview] No.225589 del
>>225585
>>225587
Go with the cheapest plans you can get 100mb/s on them.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:26:29 [Preview] No.225590 del
>>225585
Bunnings.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:30:53 [Preview] No.225591 del
>>225588
Still check in with how he is going, perhaps he was unwell.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:35:13 [Preview] No.225592 del
>>225587
explain these seedboxes to me


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:40:10 [Preview] No.225593 del
Just returned from Dan with a carton of piss and bottle of goon. #TGIF
>>225573
>>225567
>>225562
Good morning to all


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:45:39 [Preview] No.225594 del
>>225592
You get access to a shared boxes unless you pay the price for dedicated isn't worth it unless you're on the first release scene. You get FTP address where you can download the files and HTTP interface using ruTorrent v3.5 where you upload torrents to. You can download from HTTP but without simulations download speeds you will be stuck at 2-3mb/s. I use FileZilla to download from FTP at around 8mb/s to 10.5mb/s. As a service they work pretty well.

Someone report a privilege escalation issue a month ago and they shutdown everything for 1.5 weeks to fix it. We got credit for the shutdown and apart from that I there isn't much downtime. You can pay via Paypal too that is good. Support typically responds in 12 hours and is pretty good.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:47:31 [Preview] No.225595 del
I need to shave my head again. I shaved my face last night which is good at least.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:49:03 [Preview] No.225596 del
>>225592
>>225594
You can also have application like Plex and other applications that sccuddle for new releases if want that service.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:49:32 [Preview] No.225597 del
>>225547
>we all know the familiar smell of a big gum

As a shut-in , I'm more familiar with the smell of a bug cum than of any tree.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:50:18 [Preview] No.225598 del
>>225548
>I have no objection to introduced species


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NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:53:07 [Preview] No.225601 del
>>225598
That second one is a photoshop, right?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:54:09 [Preview] No.225602 del
Having the last two beers from last nights second 6pack for breaky
I guess moderation isnt for me


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:54:48 [Preview] No.225603 del
>>225600
ethanolstate when?


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:55:13 [Preview] No.225604 del


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:55:42 [Preview] No.225605 del
>>225603
Soon cuz, soon.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:56:07 [Preview] No.225606 del
Might have a big wank today. Couldn't have one at Motherbat's.


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:56:35 [Preview] No.225607 del
>>225594
basically only good for seeding? (makes sense because of the name)


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:57:16 [Preview] No.225608 del
Auspost are delivering some t-shirts today.
Expected them on Monday so thats nice


NEET 09/24/2020 (Thu) 23:59:48 [Preview] No.225609 del
>>225608
>t-shirts
anything fancy?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:00:20 [Preview] No.225610 del
Someone in the tutorial asked about the group assignment:
>how to start


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:00:24 [Preview] No.225611 del
>>225609
The first grahical t-shirts I've bought in years
I might take some pics


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.225612 del
>>225611
Please do.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:03:15 [Preview] No.225613 del
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>>225611
>grahical
oooh


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:03:29 [Preview] No.225614 del
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Can't recall the last time I had these fancy little lamb cutlets. Another half-price score!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:05:25 [Preview] No.225615 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:06:42 [Preview] No.225616 del
>>225614
Well hauled. Produce looks good except those apples.

>unsalted spreadable butter
An odd choice.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:07:05 [Preview] No.225617 del
>>225614
They're good. I had some last week.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:07:45 [Preview] No.225618 del
>>225616
unsalted is better suited to all forms of cooking


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:09:13 [Preview] No.225619 del
>>225618
If you are using butter for cooking you should buy the solid block of butter not the spreadable one which is blended with vegetable oil.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:10:11 [Preview] No.225620 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSZXWdKSQNM [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:10:48 [Preview] No.225621 del
Just how DOES he get all these half priced meats!?!?!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:11:37 [Preview] No.225622 del
>>225621
he is a savvy shopper


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:18:02 [Preview] No.225623 del
>>225615
I like the pattern but the dogs howling wouldn't be my thing to wear.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:18:50 [Preview] No.225624 del
>>225621
>>225622
He probably goes first thing when they have the labels attached or about to apply them.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:18:53 [Preview] No.225625 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:19:42 [Preview] No.225626 del
>>225624
I heard he has been known to push over pensioners to get at the discount meats.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:20:29 [Preview] No.225627 del
Might get a burg for breakfast


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:20:46 [Preview] No.225628 del
>>225614
nice
woolies has gone to shit for me which is unfortunate as it's a 5 minute walk away
they keep taking away products i like and replacing them with their inferior house brand
might have to start driving to coles for my feed supply


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:20:51 [Preview] No.225629 del
Might try finding a velvet tracksuit to go with these underdoos.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:21:44 [Preview] No.225630 del
>>225628
>they keep taking away products i like and replacing them with their inferior house brand
This is there strategy. I remember saying that in a few years you will have no choice but their products.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:23:39 [Preview] No.225631 del
>>225626
You gotta risk for the bargains. He probably sees them as traffic cones that are barriers to his victory.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:24:24 [Preview] No.225632 del
>>225549
>Hop in the mong cage NEETs
Mentally I'm already there

>>225552
>pitbull
Banned in /aus so no need to worry about an attack.

>>225554
>You are an alcoholic and need to quit
Not the person you were replying to but still felt you were speaking directly to me.

>>225555
Apparently an elephant statue with an upward trunk does mean good luck to some people (Chinks, Indians). And perhaps the underlying 'joke' is good luck getting out of jail?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:24:50 [Preview] No.225633 del
>>225630
Most of the time there products are from the company. Only time it is not when they are imported and most people don't trust the labels in Chinese for the tinned Mushrooms so they brand them with their packaging.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:28:53 [Preview] No.225634 del
>>225630
>This is there strategy.
gay
don't they fuck over farmers too?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:30:33 [Preview] No.225635 del
>>225632
>Banned in /aus so no need to worry about an attack.
They still exist in bogan suburbs. Status symbol for some of the scumbags.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:31:07 [Preview] No.225636 del
>>225634
>don't they fuck over farmers too?
you don't think the farmers are getting anything near the item or weight price the consumer pays, do you?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:32:43 [Preview] No.225637 del
Coles and Woolies fuck over farmers on a daily basis and then have charity drives to "support our farmers"
Cunts mate


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:45:10 [Preview] No.225639 del
>>225638
Those stories are pretty fucked up, the Amish communities over there are weird. There was a story last week about a women who revealed that someone who assaulted had abused his kids and his punishment was six weeks isolated. Police don't deal with it unless it is serious enough and even then justice system doesn't handle it well.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:46:41 [Preview] No.225640 del
Hello NEETS in Brisbane waiting at the hospital. Every body there is cheering. They just got an email saying all hospital staff and patients are not required to wear masks.


> Queensland Hospital
> No masks
> meanwhile in Victoria

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF QUEENSWINNING


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:48:48 [Preview] No.225642 del
>>225594
How does sharing work? Do the quotas apply to each user, or do you wind up fighting the other users for use of that 2TB hard drive?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:49:35 [Preview] No.225643 del
>>225640
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:50:00 [Preview] No.225644 del
>>225600
Settle down there cuz. We wiped out nearly your entire race, and will do it again if you get mouthy.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:50:33 [Preview] No.225645 del
>>225615
Does that shirt come in 6xl? Asking for a friend.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:50:38 [Preview] No.225646 del
I'm too hungover to work.
I'm just clicking on random shit and appearing online.

Need to call someone later though, very nervous.
Gonna get a burger for breaky


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:57:14 [Preview] No.225647 del
>>225640
the fact that there was a mask mandate or lockdown at all means we all lost


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:58:09 [Preview] No.225648 del
>>225645
I imagine it would.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 00:59:16 [Preview] No.225649 del
>>225642
>How does sharing work?
You share the hardware with other users but have an individual interface. You share hardware resources but cannot see what other users are doing. It saves costs of sharing a dedicated box costs out to several users.

>Do the quotas apply to each user,
Yes, your hard disk space is your own and you have full access to it. Mine is 95% full and I use it as storage for files I don't use often and are slow to download.

It is more don't do something that hogs 100% CPU usage for hours on end like compressing files and probably streaming files, as that impacts other users on the cheap shared service.


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:03:27 [Preview] No.225651 del
I think the metamucil is starting to work


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:06:24 [Preview] No.225652 del
>>225587
>ultraseedbox.com
Looking at those prices I'm getting jewed by my current vps provider. Is there a single disadvantage to using a seedbox over a conventional vps?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:14:43 [Preview] No.225653 del
>>225652
You are stuck with their applications and their hardware allocation is the only disadvantaged. You are not provided X amount of ram or speeds, it is all shared and based on what others are doing. There are no guarantees of speed and quality of the service apart from you being allocated resources and your set hard drive space. It can be annoying to set-up when you start understanding how the applications work when you start but once it is running it works flawlessly.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:15:25 [Preview] No.225654 del
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Had one of those giant Globemasters flying around. Such a sight to see.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:15:28 [Preview] No.225655 del
Burg arrived. Still waiting on the t-shirts.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:17:14 [Preview] No.225656 del
On day 7 of nowank.
I keep waking up with an erection that could batter doors down.
Not really feeling any different though. I haven't peeked once nor even come close to doing so which is nice.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:17:24 [Preview] No.225657 del
>>225654
Transporting executives around Australia.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:23:11 [Preview] No.225658 del
>>225656
You're doing well.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:29:55 [Preview] No.225659 del
>>225656
You are going good NEET. Don't stop now.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:34:34 [Preview] No.225660 del
>>225654
>The C-17, for example, can burn about 20,000 pounds of fuel an hour, depending on the maneuvers.
>2,396 Kilograms/Liter (kg/L)
Thirsty boy.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:36:13 [Preview] No.225661 del
>>225654
Best thing about military transports is they don’t follow civvy flight plans, waypoints or noise abatements and usually blast off full tilt over the city.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:36:14 [Preview] No.225662 del
>>225582
A tutorial on how to use a toilet?

>>225619
True but I can always sprinkle salt on this butter blend if I'm having it on sandwiches for instance. You can always add salt but can't remove. I've not had this brand before, it's made in Denmark and I'm trying to try new stuff instead of getting the same brands/products every time.

>>225624
You would be correct

>>225617
How did you prepare/cook them?

>>225616
Apples are fine m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:38:14 [Preview] No.225663 del
My excess scrotum skin torments me in my sleep.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:40:08 [Preview] No.225664 del
>>225662
Lurpak is the best butter available in Australia in my opinion. Better than Kerry Gold.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:40:17 [Preview] No.225665 del
>>225662
>How did you prepare/cook them?
Olive oil, salt and pepper.
Just grilled them over charcoal for a couple of minutes.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:43:47 [Preview] No.225666 del
The flurry of Among Us memes has taken me by surprise. I am growing out of touch with meme culture. I don't even know what Among Us is.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:45:35 [Preview] No.225667 del
>>225662
>A tutorial on how to use a toilet?
No, but it should be a mandatory subject for international students.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:47:01 [Preview] No.225668 del
>>225666
what is it?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:53:49 [Preview] No.225670 del
>>225669
ah right, I read something about that the other day
makes more sense now, thank you


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:56:11 [Preview] No.225671 del
>>225669
Sounds like a normie game.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:56:37 [Preview] No.225672 del
Been laying on the couch instead of working for an hour


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>>225630
That's illogical thinking

>>225631
If there were ever any elderly people next to me I would ask if they wanted the discounted stuff before taking. I do have some morals.

>>225660
Those supermarket docket fuel-vouchers would come in handy.

>>225661
Not sure exactly what it was doing but I think it was practicing running landing/take-offs.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 01:58:35 [Preview] No.225674 del
Gay profit margins.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:00:01 [Preview] No.225675 del
ball fondling load balancer


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:07:18 [Preview] No.225676 del
>>225664
>Kerry Gold
Never seen that brand stocked at Coles/Woolies

>>225665
I might marinade them overnight in olive oil, lemon juice, garlic and fresh rosemary. Or crumb and deep-fry.

>>225667
Good one


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:08:34 [Preview] No.225677 del
>>225676
TiffinNEET has a freezer full of Kerry Gold.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:11:25 [Preview] No.225678 del
>>225676
>Crumbed chops
That is going old school. Haven't had a crumbed chop in years.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:12:39 [Preview] No.225679 del
>>225673
>That's illogical thinking
Apparently it has already happened in the big UK chains like Tesco.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:14:52 [Preview] No.225680 del
>>225679
If you are saying that in Tesco supermarkets you can only buy Tesco brand products and no private brands then you are wrong.

It is true they are all moving to increase the share of their own brand products, but they can never go 100%. People are too attached to some private brands and would not shop there if they weren't available.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:15:20 [Preview] No.225681 del
>>225660
Monk could match that on a good day.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:15:36 [Preview] No.225682 del
T-Shirts arrived
Gonna have another lounge on the couch


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:16:07 [Preview] No.225683 del
>>225682
>Gonna have another lounge on the couch
not before you take the pic


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:16:08 [Preview] No.225684 del
>>225676
>I might marinade them overnight in olive oil, lemon juice, garlic and fresh rosemary. Or crumb and deep-fry.
Either sounds good.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:17:23 [Preview] No.225685 del
Having trouble focusing today.
Very tempted to just spend the day playing video games but I need to do some studying first and I just keep rereading the same sentences again and again. I might do some housework as a productive distraction before giving it another go.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:20:56 [Preview] No.225686 del
>>225677
Yes he is well stocked up.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:24:11 [Preview] No.225687 del
Having a glass of Pilk.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:28:08 [Preview] No.225688 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PkxVdLaCm_8 [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:28:59 [Preview] No.225689 del
>>225683
Have a screenshot


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:29:31 [Preview] No.225690 del
>>225687
Straight to the arse?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:30:58 [Preview] No.225691 del
>>225689
is this a joke?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:33:31 [Preview] No.225692 del
>>225680
You said what I was thinking


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Time for another coffee.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:35:57 [Preview] No.225695 del
>>225692
is he you or are you him?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:36:12 [Preview] No.225696 del
Waiting for this workday to be over.
I think I'll grab another 12 standards from IGA. Bit of a boong but oh well, get back on the wagon tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:38:25 [Preview] No.225697 del
>>225696
if you do this again for the second night in a row, you aren't going to get back on the wagon this weekend
you know this already


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:40:39 [Preview] No.225698 del
>>225696
>12 standards
That won't be enough. Buy a slab.


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>>225696
>get back on the wagon tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:43:09 [Preview] No.225700 del
>>225699
the kids on this board wouldn't even recognise him


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:44:58 [Preview] No.225701 del
>>225700
Its Pepe the Frog.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:46:24 [Preview] No.225702 del
Are we all doomed like Monk? I have been trying to lose weight for years and I never can. Or if I do lose some I put it all back on again.

Can the addictions really ever be conquered?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:49:57 [Preview] No.225703 del
>>225702
>Can the addictions really ever be conquered?
Depends on your will power. It can often be easy to ignore it all and go down the path of least resistance. In the end that's your choice and that's important to reflect on that the combination of these actions overtime can have lifelong impacts.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:53:43 [Preview] No.225705 del
>>225703
>will power
Is will power even real? We are all hostages to our biology. The brain makes us do what it makes us do.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 02:58:16 [Preview] No.225706 del
>>225700
I knew it was the guy behind Dame Edna but couldn't put a name to it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v67JB7kPVWk [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:06:27 [Preview] No.225707 del
I saw Possum strutting around in fishnets last night.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:13:14 [Preview] No.225708 del
I much prefer the Dame Edna character


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:26:24 [Preview] No.225709 del
Standards acquired.
My bin is overflowing, the kitchen is messy, there's food delivery bags in the lounge room.

All it takes is that one slip up and everything turns to shit. Maybe I can't just drink once a week. Maybe I'm just a person that has to stay sober always


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:27:27 [Preview] No.225710 del
>>225709
>Maybe I'm just a person that has to stay sober always
Yes.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:30:09 [Preview] No.225711 del
>>225707
What happens at the council meetings, stays at the council meetings neet, you know that.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:32:16 [Preview] No.225712 del
Downloading the first episode of Utopia, being a seppo remake I don't have high expectations for it.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:33:32 [Preview] No.225713 del
>>225709
Sounds like standards are long gone


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:42:46 [Preview] No.225714 del
>>225709
Acquire a ball stretcher. It will teach you discipline.


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>>225711
Why does so much of it end up on myfirstanal.com and brokestr8bois.com then?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:49:06 [Preview] No.225717 del
>>225707
Sounds like standards are long gone


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:51:28 [Preview] No.225718 del
Sitting here in my cum filled undies with my trackies round my ankles, empty cans littering my desk, drinking beer during a workday, already over my monthly bulge, listening to a song from 2 summers ago that reminds me of how I thought "this is the summer where I'll get my shit together"

I'm a fucking loser NEETs and its a hard pill to swallow
Just tragic


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:51:37 [Preview] No.225719 del
>>225709
You need to find a new hobby. I recommend taking up foodsport instead. Be all that you can be.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 03:54:56 [Preview] No.225720 del
>>225718
Stop wanking.
Stop drinking.
Clean your room.
Give them all a go but I guarantee you will fail. Just keep slogging away at it and you'll get there.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:03:00 [Preview] No.225721 del
>>225718
>Sitting here in my cum filled undies with my trackies round my ankles
This is the sort of thing best documented with a high res image m8.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:13:09 [Preview] No.225722 del
>>225712
the australian version was shit, so the seppo version will be even worse


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:13:42 [Preview] No.225723 del
>>225705
>The brain makes us do what it makes us do.
If all you are seeking is instant self gratification it can be that way. There is more to life than what happens today or tomorrow.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:14:34 [Preview] No.225724 del
it snowed at Mt Lofty


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:17:00 [Preview] No.225725 del
Woeb.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:17:43 [Preview] No.225726 del
bought two (2) longnecks over two (2) hours ago and don't feel like drinking them


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:18:55 [Preview] No.225727 del
>>225726
Go for a walk.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:22:13 [Preview] No.225728 del
>>225726
you'll feel good once they're down the hatch


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:23:29 [Preview] No.225729 del
>>225727
it is too cold and wet for that


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:24:32 [Preview] No.225730 del
Pic related won the Archibald prize this year. The mural on the side of our canteen at school was better.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-25/vincent-namatjira-wins-archibald-prize-portrait-adam-goodes/12697728


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:26:29 [Preview] No.225731 del
>>225730
This might be a good one to make one of your banners out of CruiseHound.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:28:15 [Preview] No.225732 del
>>225726
well ladi-fuckin-da look at you big Mr "I can keep alcohol in the house without drinking it immediately"


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:31:19 [Preview] No.225734 del
>>225730
Looks like a human interest prize.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:31:29 [Preview] No.225735 del
>>225732
you have forced me to open one with your hurtful invective


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:32:22 [Preview] No.225736 del
>>225730
Could have sworn the Archibald originally required a single person to be in the picture, done as a proper posed portrait.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:33:27 [Preview] No.225737 del
>>225736
They resisted the modern cancer for quite a while but eventually gave in.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:34:35 [Preview] No.225738 del
Have fairdinkum done 20 minutes of work today


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:37:19 [Preview] No.225739 del
>>225733
Why does Pepe look so depressed when he has a fly diamond helmet?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:39:52 [Preview] No.225740 del
thinking about delicas again


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:40:30 [Preview] No.225741 del
thinking about diets again


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:40:51 [Preview] No.225742 del
thinking about dying again


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:41:08 [Preview] No.225743 del
thinking about djing again


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:41:35 [Preview] No.225744 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6Hkc9VGiXQ [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.225746 del
might do a poo


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:43:21 [Preview] No.225747 del
B-Stretcher.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:43:57 [Preview] No.225748 del
Ball stretchers are a myth


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:45:08 [Preview] No.225749 del
>>225745
Jesus that sucks.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:45:43 [Preview] No.225750 del
>>225738
Good work neet, you can have the weekend off for your dedicated service.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:45:56 [Preview] No.225751 del
Scrotal elongation.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:47:26 [Preview] No.225752 del
SCROTAL BULGE


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:47:32 [Preview] No.225753 del
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>>225745
If only he had come to see me first.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:48:28 [Preview] No.225754 del
>>225753
some cask strength would've fixed that straight up


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:51:57 [Preview] No.225755 del
I forgot I bought whisky last weekend.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:53:34 [Preview] No.225756 del
>>225755
what'yd get?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:53:50 [Preview] No.225757 del
>>225754
There’s probably some truth in that. If he’d gotten his blood alcohol up to .4 or something after handling that plant, the bug probably wouldn’t have survived.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:54:54 [Preview] No.225758 del
>>225756
That one that starts with B and then UNNA and then some other Scottish shit.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:55:23 [Preview] No.225759 del
3rd oatie of the (work)day


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:55:48 [Preview] No.225760 del
>>225758
Bunnahabhain 12


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.225761 del
>>225759
That’s not work, pal.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 04:59:52 [Preview] No.225762 del
>>225755
have a dram


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:02:30 [Preview] No.225763 del
>>225762
later
i have to finish the longnecks i was peer pressured into drinking


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:02:51 [Preview] No.225764 del
Poo was a weird green-brown colour.
Still tasted the same as usual.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:03:33 [Preview] No.225765 del
>>225764
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:04:00 [Preview] No.225766 del
>>225763
yellows?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:04:10 [Preview] No.225767 del
Could go a dart


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:04:36 [Preview] No.225768 del
>>225767
Grab a couple of packs.


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:05:28 [Preview] No.225770 del
>>225765
Hullo Shire. How are you?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:06:01 [Preview] No.225771 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b0LuwAMS3Xk [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:07:49 [Preview] No.225772 del
could use some good jerky right now


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:07:58 [Preview] No.225773 del
One time Possum was chasing me with a knife and I jumped into my car but it wouldn't start and then shire appeared at the window grinning and holding my distributor leads and then I got brutally murdered to death.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:08:39 [Preview] No.225774 del
hi


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:10:12 [Preview] No.225775 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:11:22 [Preview] No.225776 del
>>225775
how are you?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:12:05 [Preview] No.225777 del
>>225776
Half decent


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:12:12 [Preview] No.225778 del
>>225776
[whisky bottle beside bed mode]


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:17:37 [Preview] No.225780 del
>>225779
This is clearly a NSW Magpie. SA Magpies have red and purple legs.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:17:57 [Preview] No.225781 del
>>225779
I love magpies so fucking much. I'm meant to hate them for football reasons but they're just the chillest cunts ever. They seem to flock to me and especially get real close and make unflinching eye contact when I'm in a good mood or a sharp mindset. They're like good omens to me, good luck. Make me feel like I actually maybe belong on this godforsaken continent after all.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:19:06 [Preview] No.225782 del
>>225781
I like the ones that visit Motherbat every day for mince meat. This morning that flew down and started singing as soon as she put the roller shutter up and opened the curtains.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:19:53 [Preview] No.225783 del
>>225782
>that flew
they flew


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:20:18 [Preview] No.225784 del
Do you even exhale


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:21:08 [Preview] No.225785 del
My doggo hates magpies. Goes right for the cunts if he sees one. He is chill with all other birds.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:21:34 [Preview] No.225786 del
eating some uncle bens rice
the flavour ain't hat great


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:21:47 [Preview] No.225787 del
>>225785
he probably got swooped as a pup


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:21:57 [Preview] No.225788 del
>>225782
What's motherbat? They make such good mates if you treat em well. Really long juvenile span (2 years) which I guess equates with being smart and social. For that reason they have a hard time finding carers if abandoned, and often die. I would like to dedicate myself to making an aviary somewhere here in Victoria where I nurse all the lost babby magpies to maturity instead of them being euthanised, but I'm a 30 year old single woman already and I feel like that would be the nail in the coffin of ever having a partner/kids.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:22:05 [Preview] No.225789 del
>>225786
it's not going to be called uncle bens much longer


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:23:16 [Preview] No.225790 del
>>225788
> I'm a 30 year old single woman already


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:24:08 [Preview] No.225791 del
Any other melbcunts here watching the quarantine inquiry? I just need for Dan to be btfo already, every word he speaks while remaining premier just kills me


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:25:22 [Preview] No.225792 del
>>225791
i'm watching bakedalaska


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.225793 del
>>225792
I didn't know about this person. Thanks heaps, looks promising


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:28:27 [Preview] No.225794 del
>>225760
How much was it?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:28:59 [Preview] No.225795 del
>>225791
Nah I'm fuckin over it
Every cunt and their dog knows those Indian "security guards" fucked us all and every time I see this issue discussed there's always some kind of warning about how we shouldn't generalise people.
Clown virus for the clown world. We'd be at the pub by now if we didn't use our biggest biosecurity scenario in history to give some povo village cunts a bullshit job sitting in a hotel lobby
Even a job as simple as that and they fucked it up, who would have guessed tho

Can't stand brown skin dogs aye they should fuck off back to pooland


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:29:08 [Preview] No.225796 del
I have finished the campaign to halo 3 it was good. i find it funny how they tried to make halo 4 but it sucked and then 5 sucked the story really finished after 3. They really like beating a dead horse also it didnt help that they bought in developers who hate halo to make 4 and 5.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:29:16 [Preview] No.225797 del
>>225772
Jack Links? Ever made your own?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:30:00 [Preview] No.225798 del
>>225791
How many times has he said he can't recall or doesn't know something?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:30:07 [Preview] No.225799 del
>>225779
Tim Tam?


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:31:11 [Preview] No.225801 del
>>225794
$80-something with a Dan's card from memory.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:31:18 [Preview] No.225802 del
>>225797
>Jack Links
fuck no
only good shit i've ever had was Jim's Jerky
>Ever made your own?
no


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:31:56 [Preview] No.225804 del
>>225802
>fuck
yeah


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:32:03 [Preview] No.225805 del
>>225781
They admire your tin-foil hat

>>225782
She should've given that meat to you


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:32:30 [Preview] No.225806 del
Can't remember the last time I did a bush poo


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:32:52 [Preview] No.225807 del
>>225795
>>225786
Do they sell that here? I thought it was foul US-tier swill
>>225787
Sounds very likely.
>>225795
Me too. Last time I voted, I voted Greens. I joined One Nation the other week. I'm a One Nation member now. I don't give a shit. Culture is a shared landscape of norms, understanding, expectation etc that allows a group to function cohesively. Any Melbournian who looks around right now and doesn't see how "multiculturalism" is a recipe for ultimate failure is an unsalvageable dimwit. No one was more soft-hearted, open-buttholes lefty than me. If I can see the light now, then there's no excuse for anyone (other than dumbassery).


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.225808 del
>>225806
tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:33:29 [Preview] No.225809 del
>Given the social distancing requirements in place, the University will proceed with online exams for the second half of 2020. We will use a similar model to the first half of 2020.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:33:41 [Preview] No.225810 del
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fuck yeah>>225804


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:34:27 [Preview] No.225811 del
>>225809
>We will use a similar model to the first half of 2020.
i'm guessing they mean 2021
JUST


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:34:33 [Preview] No.225812 del
>>225798
Joe Biden levels of unaccountability
"I can't remember what I was thinking when I said that..."
It's just showing the holes in a system of gvoernment that allowed midwits to rule. Guess what - unless I was fuckin tanked at the time, I remember why I said everything I've said.
It's really the fault of the less shit among us for having given up on "the system" and abdicated responsibility in favour of this kind of irredeemable louse.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:34:58 [Preview] No.225813 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:35:19 [Preview] No.225814 del
I tried jerky once it tasted too sweet. Nasty.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:35:28 [Preview] No.225815 del
>>225801
OK, that's about as much as I've ever spent on a bottle of whisky. It was a Talisker Storm.

>>225802
>Jim's Jerky
The mower guy?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:35:36 [Preview] No.225816 del
>>225805
laugh it up cunt me and the maggie swarm comin for ya


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:36:28 [Preview] No.225817 del
>>225807
Uncle Bens is readily available at Coles and Woolies


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:37:11 [Preview] No.225818 del
>>225813
woolies is dead to me now


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:38:04 [Preview] No.225819 del
i need ndis person to take me shopping


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:38:17 [Preview] No.225820 del
>>225810
>hand crafted
What a ridiculous statement


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:38:51 [Preview] No.225821 del
>>225817
enlighten me, what is the advantage over just buying rice?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:39:42 [Preview] No.225822 del
I spent my bus money on rothy blues!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:40:04 [Preview] No.225823 del
>>225819
donno if you're serious but i actually do this
>finding a support worker on endchan


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:40:25 [Preview] No.225824 del
>>225821
not him, but UB came in a range of flavours


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:42:49 [Preview] No.225825 del
>>225823
i have downs and knuckles dusters


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:49:49 [Preview] No.225826 del
>>225825
That's great, just great! Isn't it a nice day today? Are you looking forward to our shopping trip? Highlight of your week, isn't it, hahaha! Offffffwegooo!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:50:06 [Preview] No.225827 del
>>225824
Fuck I'm sold


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:50:47 [Preview] No.225828 del
>>225827
There is no need to make snide comments.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:52:34 [Preview] No.225829 del
>>225819
I could make mine do a lot of things but I choose not to


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:53:16 [Preview] No.225830 del
>>225829
could you make them do teh sex?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:55:01 [Preview] No.225831 del
Gonna need some more standards to see the day through
Feeling good. An hour left at "work" until I get proper boonged and hit the cones


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:55:02 [Preview] No.225832 del
>>225829
shower time !


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.225833 del
>>225828
no i actually am
headed to coles for my once-daily allowed shopping excursion later
both "mexican-style" and "golden vegetable" appeal. Just depends on what I might cook to go along with it.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:56:21 [Preview] No.225834 del
>>225831
Don't do it bro. Have an early night and go for a walk at first light.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:56:47 [Preview] No.225835 del
>>225821
Pre-cooked and pre-flavoured. Similar to any frozen ready-to-heat meal. But Uncle Ben's (soon to be Ben's Original) is more a side dish than a main.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:59:36 [Preview] No.225836 del
>>225835
Fuck, haven't taken the time to cook a proper meal for just me alone for quite a while now. Kept it up at the beginning of lockdown, do it when I see my family but...this will be a real treat. Some kinda stir-fry with the Asian rice, I reckon. Thanks cunts, ya turned me full gourmand


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:59:46 [Preview] No.225837 del
>>225796
I only played up to Halo 3. Those games was classics growing up.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 05:59:59 [Preview] No.225838 del
>>225836
gourmongd


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.225839 del
>>225809
For me that's really good news that I don't have to write code by hand.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:00:54 [Preview] No.225840 del
>>225833
You better upload pics to prove you weren't just being a snarky cunt


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:02:48 [Preview] No.225842 del
>>225840
Fuck yes. Hold me accountable to not just buying half-price frozen meals, eating two and being neither satisfied nor able to look myself in the mirror...thank you kind internet


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:03:38 [Preview] No.225843 del
>>225741
>iktf bro


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:04:11 [Preview] No.225844 del
1 bottle of wine down. 1 carton of beer remaining


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:05:29 [Preview] No.225845 del
>>225842
Fuck outta here cunt


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:07:11 [Preview] No.225846 del
>>225844
watbeer


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:08:12 [Preview] No.225847 del
I hope the board isn't going to turn nasty this evening.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:08:27 [Preview] No.225848 del
>>225844
double 4s ftw
I'm almost a bottle of champaz down, got two bottles of sav blanc to go but not so appealing.
Maybe I'll grab some more beer while I'm out buying dinner ingredients? I'm drinking sours atm


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:08:49 [Preview] No.225849 del
>>225847
why
does it usually


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:09:56 [Preview] No.225850 del
>>225841
>Guess my member dues will be going up next year.
kek


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:10:23 [Preview] No.225851 del
>>225847
Let's hope not. Depends how much sexual tension and goon is consumed.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:10:31 [Preview] No.225852 del
>>225848
I'm a low IQ female who can't tell you all apart. I don't wanna shit your board up, if that's what I'm doing then fair play and I'll piss off but just help me detect it if it's not just a single grumpy schizo (max respect to schizos though


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:10:36 [Preview] No.225853 del
I love a comfy Friday night in with my drinking buddies on the tubes


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:12:05 [Preview] No.225854 del
B-Grade Stretcher


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:12:29 [Preview] No.225855 del
>>225852
>>225847
already responding to the wrong post.
sober as a judge, guvnahs


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.225856 del
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>>225853
what's there to do
i'm bored


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:16:05 [Preview] No.225857 del
>>225856
You could pick the belly button lint out of my belly button if you want.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:17:20 [Preview] No.225858 del
Missing her bros
Might have a drunken stalk


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:18:21 [Preview] No.225859 del
>>225858
No, just stay home m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:19:56 [Preview] No.225860 del
>>225859
i think he means online mate


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:20:01 [Preview] No.225861 del
>>225858
Nah fuck that shit
SHE'S NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. There is better out there.
Wanna tell me bout her? I'll let you spend as long as you like telling me what's good about her, as long as you then match it in length with what was bad/a mismatch
Just take the time to do this little exercise before you head out. What's to lose?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:21:35 [Preview] No.225862 del
>>225860
>>225861
Same applies. It might be safer for her if it's purely online, but it's still not helpful for matey.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:22:17 [Preview] No.225863 del
>>225858
You boong.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:22:44 [Preview] No.225864 del
>>225861
I want to hear about her snatch.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:23:08 [Preview] No.225865 del
What are some websites where you can find PDF versions of text books and stuff?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:25:13 [Preview] No.225866 del
>>225864
That would be interesting too.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:25:29 [Preview] No.225867 del
>>225865
libgen.is


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:28:07 [Preview] No.225868 del
>>225861
Whats the big deal
You cunts are acting like I'm gonna cuddle her, something I'd only do with her implied consent obviously
Ultimately I know shes not the one. I just can't stand the thought of her potentially fucking one of her new housemates. She still feels like my property.
I wish I could've seen where our relationship went if I wasn't just a drunk fool all the time, exploiting and abusing her mind for my own minor profit. She took great care of me and I never appreciated it.
Shame, I'm following in my pop and my dads footsteps almost identically in my life but I still can't manage to change it even though I know full well where I'm headed
Aint that some shit

>>225865
Just google "irc books"


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:28:29 [Preview] No.225869 del
>>225865
b-ok.org


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:29:41 [Preview] No.225870 del
>>225868
You've got the boong genes. You can't fight it. It is destiny.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:31:44 [Preview] No.225871 del
Rainy afternoon by the bay in Melbourne


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:32:11 [Preview] No.225872 del
>>225868
The big deal is you, dummy. I care about you, dummy. Cos I'm a hopeless vaginaperson, and that's what we do, and I reckon some time spent talking shit through with me might help you more than momentarily indulging your destructive impulses ((not cos I'm an attention-seeking whore breaking the rules, but cos it's been my experience with so many male friends in your position))
"What's the big deal", when you're hurting yourself and preventing yourself from ascending to a higher level - that's just self-sabotage, bro.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:36:33 [Preview] No.225873 del
this book ruined my life


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:36:38 [Preview] No.225874 del
It seems Menulog is now delivering KFC in my area


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:37:25 [Preview] No.225875 del
>>225874
Grab me a large chips please


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:37:37 [Preview] No.225876 del
23 minutes


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:38:14 [Preview] No.225877 del
>>225846
>>225848
Quad 4's actually


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:39:20 [Preview] No.225878 del
>>225858
>Missing her brothers
Ya poof!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:39:28 [Preview] No.225879 del
>>225876
Don't visit Dan on the way home.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:40:19 [Preview] No.225880 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:45:46 [Preview] No.225881 del
>>225879
i think he's already home


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:48:24 [Preview] No.225882 del
>>225879
I'm already at home
I'm a good Melbournian peon


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:49:20 [Preview] No.225883 del
Got a moofie coming via Uber Flix, should be here in 20 minutes


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:51:16 [Preview] No.225885 del
>>225883
watmovi


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:51:36 [Preview] No.225886 del
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Just found out stallone is jewish. Why didn't you guys tell me? I can handle the truth.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:51:52 [Preview] No.225887 del
>>225883
Are you telling me you get a physical disk delivered to your premises to watch a movie?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:53:08 [Preview] No.225888 del
>>225887
with ndis anything goes


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:57:44 [Preview] No.225889 del
>>225888
holy shit


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 06:59:36 [Preview] No.225890 del
it's 5 o'clock
i think i'm safe


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:01:29 [Preview] No.225891 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:01:44 [Preview] No.225892 del
>>225884
Yeah, saw that.
Basically the honorary aryan has an Adobe ACSM file and the permissions on the book won't let her print.
Trying to find a plain PDF copy of "Agile Project Management (AgilePM®) Handbook v2"


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:02:36 [Preview] No.225893 del
>>225892
Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:03:39 [Preview] No.225894 del
>>225890
Me too
Time for cones

>>225892
Mate just tell the cunts that kanban means no more than 5 cards in the to-do and they will bow down to you like some kind of productivity guru god
Agile is a meme


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:08:58 [Preview] No.225896 del
>>225895
Vietnamese is a nice language


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:10:27 [Preview] No.225897 del
>>225892
If you find the book post it here please. I could use that a reference.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:10:54 [Preview] No.225898 del
I give no discounts on my meat.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:10:58 [Preview] No.225899 del
>>225895
Straight to the gook.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:11:11 [Preview] No.225900 del
Where's the based one


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:11:24 [Preview] No.225901 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:12:20 [Preview] No.225902 del
Gonna brave the rain for some more standards


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:12:54 [Preview] No.225903 del
>>225902
Get some non-standards instead


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:13:45 [Preview] No.225904 del
>>225689
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkHASFLsC4 [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:14:28 [Preview] No.225905 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:14:53 [Preview] No.225906 del
It's probably your mother's fault so just keep doing it.
We are not masters of our destiny.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:15:12 [Preview] No.225907 del
>>225895
Hello Cruisedog.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:15:18 [Preview] No.225908 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:15:32 [Preview] No.225909 del
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Victorian neets, how are you holding up?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:15:39 [Preview] No.225910 del
>>225897
I don't think I'm going to be able to find it.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:15:54 [Preview] No.225911 del
>>225724
It hailed in Eudunda.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:16:33 [Preview] No.225912 del
>>225911
It's raining in my heart.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:17:36 [Preview] No.225913 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:18:22 [Preview] No.225914 del
Business venture


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:19:17 [Preview] No.225915 del
>>225913
suk mah dik


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:19:18 [Preview] No.225916 del
>>225858
She was too good.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:19:36 [Preview] No.225917 del
>>225914
Tell us more.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:19:43 [Preview] No.225918 del
>>225873
Finnegan's Wake ruined reading.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:21:38 [Preview] No.225919 del
she wants to see me on wednesday evening


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:25:30 [Preview] No.225920 del
Do you ever feel like you are about to cry?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:26:11 [Preview] No.225921 del
sometimes when i have a wank my penis crys thick white tears


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:26:46 [Preview] No.225924 del
>>225917
You'll need to sign an NDA with me and Nuro if you want to know more.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:27:12 [Preview] No.225925 del
>>225909
shitey went mad and ate his tortoise


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:29:18 [Preview] No.225926 del
>>225925
I can learn to accept that. It's the part where he sodomised it first that will haunt me forever.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:34:24 [Preview] No.225927 del
>>225924
He won't honour it.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:35:09 [Preview] No.225928 del
>>225924
I can't financially back any project with Nuro at the helm.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:37:15 [Preview] No.225929 del
>>225583
sounds like some rostritrucian schizophrenia


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.225931 del
>>225925
That turtle was like a brother to him


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:39:40 [Preview] No.225932 del
>>225930
Beautiful


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:40:37 [Preview] No.225933 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:41:05 [Preview] No.225934 del
A World Without D*ck Holes: The Underwear Industry's Confusing New Design Direction

https://www.complex.com/style/2016/12/underwear-no-fly


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:42:22 [Preview] No.225935 del
god I need a beer


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:42:29 [Preview] No.225936 del
How is your testicle Cruisey?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:43:59 [Preview] No.225937 del
>>225933
Executive song.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:45:04 [Preview] No.225938 del
>>225936
The antibiotics seem to be working alright.
I need to go back to the doctor to see the results.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:45:36 [Preview] No.225939 del
>>225938
>to see the results.
The results of what?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:46:48 [Preview] No.225940 del
>>225937
Yeah I think so.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zKMtLWEWYZI [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:47:16 [Preview] No.225941 del
>>225939
Piss test.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:49:59 [Preview] No.225942 del
>>225941
pee is stored in the balls so this makes sense


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:50:17 [Preview] No.225943 del
Roly Poly, eatin' corn and taters
Hungry every minute of the day
Roly poly, gnawin' on a biscuit
Long as he can chew it it's okay
He can eat an apple pie
And never bat an eye
He likes everything from soup to hay
Roly Poly, daddy's little fatty
Bet he's gonna be a man someday
Roly Poly, scrambled eggs for breakfast
Bread and jelly 20 times a day
Roly Poly, eats a hearty dinner
It takes lots of strength to run and play
Pulls up weeds and does the chores
Runs both ways top all the stores
He works up an appetite that way
Roly Poly, daddy's little fatty
Bet he's gonna be a man someday


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:51:00 [Preview] No.225944 del
>>225941
Did it taste normal?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:51:55 [Preview] No.225945 del
>>225641
>driving away with a missing wheel
thats no way to treat an XR6 BF Falcon


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:54:56 [Preview] No.225946 del
>>225641
>throwing poo at police
return to monke


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:55:20 [Preview] No.225947 del
>>225945
it said holden and you can see that's not a barra engine block in teh phodo


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:57:47 [Preview] No.225948 del
>>225942
Where do you keep yours?
>>225944
Delicious.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:02:43 [Preview] No.225949 del
Nick Champion sent me a birthday card.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:03:06 [Preview] No.225950 del
My only birthday card.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:06:36 [Preview] No.225951 del
>>225949
that slimy prick


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:08:12 [Preview] No.225952 del
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How does josh frydenberg manage to have such a short schnozz? Is he part of some special breed of stealth jew?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:10:15 [Preview] No.225953 del
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>>225950
Have a birthday card post instead.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:10:16 [Preview] No.225954 del
Pretty boonged


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:13:11 [Preview] No.225955 del
>>225954
Not boong'd at all.
Are you taking back your place as board mong?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:13:29 [Preview] No.225956 del
>>225953
Thank you.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:16:17 [Preview] No.225957 del
>>225955
No
I’ll be back on the healthy wagon tomorrow
I won’t let this go on, I know better


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:17:36 [Preview] No.225958 del
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Put the veg in the oven that I had planned to do before drinking a bottle of wine and ordering KFC through Menulog. This shit is new to my town, I've never had KFC delivered or used Menulog/Uber Eats for anything. What I ordered was a original fillet burger combo meal with an added dinner roll (it was only 90 cents ffs), but this is what I got. Currently deciding whether or not to call KFC or Menulog and complain.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:19:37 [Preview] No.225959 del
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>>225949
Happy Birthday m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:19:46 [Preview] No.225960 del
>>225958
You ordered kfc
You got kfc

What did you expect


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:20:15 [Preview] No.225961 del
>>225958
How is the mashed potato today?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:21:32 [Preview] No.225962 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:23:21 [Preview] No.225963 del
>>225958
looks like you got somebody elses food


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:34:27 [Preview] No.225964 del
Is Myer going broke?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:34:49 [Preview] No.225965 del
Drunk before dark


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:37:43 [Preview] No.225966 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:38:40 [Preview] No.225967 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:39:39 [Preview] No.225968 del
>>225967
don't rock the board, just let it happen


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:39:56 [Preview] No.225969 del
About to see pajoot.
I hope his hands are warm.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:40:55 [Preview] No.225970 del
>>225957
So I get to mong still?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:42:04 [Preview] No.225971 del
>>225969
i see poojeeta


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:42:24 [Preview] No.225972 del
>>225958
Call them and tell them to try again.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:43:15 [Preview] No.225973 del
>>225971
A delicate poojeeta can not caress with the firmness I require.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:43:22 [Preview] No.225974 del
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>>225886
How did you find out? Even if so he's still one of my favourite actors/directors/screenwriters

>>225885
6.5/10 IMDB
10/10 IDGAFWAES*

* I Don't Give A Fuck What Anyone Else Says


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:49:45 [Preview] No.225975 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:50:27 [Preview] No.225976 del
>>225950
It is not even your birthday yet.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:52:36 [Preview] No.225977 del
>>225974
SBS is so woke they're not going to show any more South Park after 23 years


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:54:32 [Preview] No.225978 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:56:44 [Preview] No.225979 del
>>225935
If God's anything like his son then He'd much prefer wine over beer you absolute daft cunt!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 08:58:51 [Preview] No.225980 del
>>225960
>>225961
>>225963
Why did I expect something more than these moronic replies?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:00:18 [Preview] No.225981 del
>>225947
its the turbo that sits on the top. i dunno its a facon for sure


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.225982 del
>>225980
the onus is on you


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:12:02 [Preview] No.225984 del
>>225981
It's an SV6 donk.
Compare this picture of the engine bay to the one in the article.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:17:40 [Preview] No.225985 del
>>225959
Thank you.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:19:26 [Preview] No.225986 del
>>225976
Do you know that?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:19:56 [Preview] No.225987 del
>>225978
Of bliss.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:29:22 [Preview] No.225988 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:33:17 [Preview] No.225989 del
I'm scared I might be part irish. What can I do to cope with my anxiety neets?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:34:48 [Preview] No.225990 del
>>225989
Take the ancestry test. It is better to know than to live in fear and worry.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:39:24 [Preview] No.225991 del
>>225989
I am part Irish, you can be part of my gang neet


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:40:44 [Preview] No.225992 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:41:37 [Preview] No.225993 del
REDCOAT PRIDE


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:43:52 [Preview] No.225994 del
>>225989
Maybe I'm scots-irish, I'd be ok with that.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:45:17 [Preview] No.225996 del
>>225994
You probably don't even know what that means.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:45:57 [Preview] No.225997 del
Think I'm going to spend a few days taking stimulants, playing games and dieting, to try and crush my appetite.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:49:22 [Preview] No.225998 del
goodnight noots
it's a bit chilly so mr. teddy is getting extra cuddles tonight


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:49:22 [Preview] No.225999 del
>>225997
Have a fast m8.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:53:17 [Preview] No.226000 del
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>>225998

Night m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 09:55:17 [Preview] No.226001 del
>Still can't believe shitey sodomised and ate his tortoise
>>225998
Good night neet


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:11:02 [Preview] No.226002 del
>>225998
Good night NEET. It made me smile to hear Mr Teddy is home. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:11:38 [Preview] No.226003 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:11:51 [Preview] No.226004 del
Hello Neets the Based one returns. Mother fucking 3 hour drive from Brisbane to the sunny coast rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.226005 del
Went out for dinner. Talking to someone who is friends with Costa. If anyone is interested I can share bits of the conversation.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:12:40 [Preview] No.226006 del
A hole the size of a 50c piece on both sides of the turtle's shell.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:12:40 [Preview] No.226007 del
>>225992
Very well bantered.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:12:57 [Preview] No.226008 del
>>226004
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.226009 del
>>225952
That's a deep question to ponder.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:14:12 [Preview] No.226010 del
>>226005
Tell us all the juicy bits please m8.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:14:50 [Preview] No.226011 del
>>225950
>>225949
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:14:57 [Preview] No.226012 del
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>>226005
Tell us more.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:15:20 [Preview] No.226013 del
some woman at wage put a couple of bags of used clothes up 4 grabs in the changerooms. I went thru them but no used panties and no socks.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:15:54 [Preview] No.226014 del
>>225998
Good night. Wish my mannequin was as soft as a teddy bear


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:16:01 [Preview] No.226015 del
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>>226008
bought 4 chicken popcorn parma pizzas when i was in brissy, been months since i had one, better thatn mother fucking horse booo yeah flavourtown


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:16:15 [Preview] No.226016 del
>>226003
u stoopid dumb dumb don’t even no nothing about cars and automobiles


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:16:47 [Preview] No.226017 del
>>226013
Bad luck neet, someone else would have grabbed them first


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:17:17 [Preview] No.226018 del
>>226014
Mannequin NEET?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:17:36 [Preview] No.226019 del
>>226015
so they thawed out on your slow as shit drive to the leper reserve


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:17:47 [Preview] No.226020 del
>>226015
Hi Nuro. I'm glad you are in flavourtown.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:17:57 [Preview] No.226021 del
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>>226013
>socks


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:17:58 [Preview] No.226022 del
>>226004
Geography is so not BASED...


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:18:23 [Preview] No.226023 del
>>225958
Still a good feed.

>>225964
Let's hope so. Especially given that insurers won't touch them.

>>225997
Be careful m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:18:41 [Preview] No.226024 del
>>226005
Very interested!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:21:58 [Preview] No.226025 del
>>226021
Feet is Nuro
Boobs is Cruisey
Ass is Sperg


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:22:22 [Preview] No.226026 del
>>226019
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.226027 del
>>226019
> le salt le vagene woman appears

No actually my dad leant me a ice pack and cooler bag for the important merchandise

>>226020
thx i am glad too

>>226022
>?
in short my 1.5 hr commute was doubled... so gay... reminds me why i gave up the cage


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:24:24 [Preview] No.226028 del
>>226025
incredibly poorly bantered


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:24:33 [Preview] No.226029 del
>>226010
>>226012
>>226024
-He lives in Sydney's Eastern suburbs.
-His beard is from when he was in hospital in his 20s. He didn't say why but he was admitted for a long time and let it grow and grow while he was in there.
-He isn't a tall bloke and he described him as smaller than him and he's average 5 foot 8.
-He attended a private catholic Highschool in Eastern Sydney but it isn't exclusive and expensive one
I laughed when he mentioned his name and I said I know of him. He honestly sounds like a good bloke and would be a NEET if around today.

Wasn't too much but he brought it up.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:26:42 [Preview] No.226030 del
>>226029
costa neet is actually costa IRL but the truth is we actually could not give a fuck about costa IRL


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:27:32 [Preview] No.226031 del
>>226029
Hurry up and get to the sexy bits


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:27:44 [Preview] No.226032 del
>>226030
I care. I want to stroke that beard m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:28:40 [Preview] No.226033 del
I've misplaced my papers!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:29:10 [Preview] No.226034 del
>>226031
He was a male the guy I was talking to. There were no sexy bits. Just some bits about him that I found interesting. He sounded like a very humble bloke.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:29:28 [Preview] No.226035 del
i've found my papers


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.226036 del
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>>226023
>Still a good feed
I just ate the two tender wraps. I've been expecting some form of notification from Menulog or KFC about the incorrect order the past few hours but received none.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:29:48 [Preview] No.226037 del
>>225998
Wring him out in the morning.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:29:48 [Preview] No.226038 del
>>226033
What about the star?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:31:23 [Preview] No.226039 del
>>226036
The colour on that veg concerns me.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:31:32 [Preview] No.226040 del
>>226021
A nice pair of legs trumps all!


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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:32:38 [Preview] No.226042 del
>>226036
They'll get back to you on Monday. I would mention that the driver fucked up the order. If you have allergies and the driver gave you the wrong food that's a big fuck up.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:32:39 [Preview] No.226043 del
>>226029
Thanks neet


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:32:58 [Preview] No.226044 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:35:48 [Preview] No.226045 del
Just had a good drunken nap on the couch
Awaken to a poogirl that wants to come over this weekend


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:37:15 [Preview] No.226046 del
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>>226027
Would it have been too much to ask of you to have brought me back some frozen venison?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:39:02 [Preview] No.226047 del
>>226045
>Awaken to a poogirl that wants to come over this weekend
Tell us more.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:41:26 [Preview] No.226048 del
How great would a roadtrip be with Nuro? Imagine the conversation. High level concepts and insightful observations. The time would fly by.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:42:02 [Preview] No.226049 del
>>226042
Legally speaking I've not received the service/goods I paid for, regardless if what I got had a higher monetary value. But I won't call as I'm not a confrontational person (aka a beta).


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:42:42 [Preview] No.226050 del
>thinking about 10k


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:43:07 [Preview] No.226051 del
>>226049
You have stolen the goods by not arranging for their return.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:43:38 [Preview] No.226052 del
>>226048
The only trips Nuro takes is of the chemical variety


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:44:06 [Preview] No.226053 del
B-Grade B-Stretcher.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:44:35 [Preview] No.226054 del
>>226050
He died too young, he never got to be 20k


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:45:12 [Preview] No.226055 del
>>226054
please tell me you're lying


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:46:14 [Preview] No.226056 del
>>226055
Nuro had him assassinated.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:47:48 [Preview] No.226057 del
>>226051
Approx 25% of those 'stolen goods' are now being digested


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:48:33 [Preview] No.226058 del
>>226056
Nuro gaslit him into killing himself.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:49:26 [Preview] No.226059 del
Smashed.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:49:46 [Preview] No.226060 del
>>226059
You boong.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:49:55 [Preview] No.226061 del
Sitting in a room with Monaro.
She's on her phone.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:50:11 [Preview] No.226062 del
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>>226056
He still lives in our dreams.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:50:32 [Preview] No.226063 del
I've had half a beer.
Surely she has seen me have a beer and not be this fucked.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:50:50 [Preview] No.226064 del
She probably knows.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:50:58 [Preview] No.226065 del
>>226061
Is she playing candy crush?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:51:08 [Preview] No.226066 del
>>226062
>
I miss 10k


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:51:45 [Preview] No.226067 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:52:01 [Preview] No.226068 del
>>226065
I'm trying not to look.
She will see me spazzing out like a weirdo.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:52:19 [Preview] No.226069 del
The only way to save this is beer.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:52:54 [Preview] No.226070 del
>>226064
Confess everything.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:53:03 [Preview] No.226071 del
I must drink a lot of beers before she notices I'm smashed, so she thinks it's just alcohol.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:53:09 [Preview] No.226072 del
>>226056
fucking nuro


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:53:19 [Preview] No.226073 del
It must remain a secret.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:54:03 [Preview] No.226074 del
>>226071
You can't keep going like this. You need to open up about your substance use.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:55:44 [Preview] No.226075 del
>>226067
cringe


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:56:09 [Preview] No.226076 del
>>226073
It isn't.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:57:26 [Preview] No.226077 del
>>226047
Average lookin poo girl finally replied to my invite of netflix and wine
She can't resist, I know just how thirsty and wet her snatch is on a Friday night given the possibility to be filled with dominant big white cummies


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:58:50 [Preview] No.226078 del
Just tell her you like cones ya soft cock
Don't be a weak bitch


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 10:58:57 [Preview] No.226079 del
>thinkin about Monaro


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:00:05 [Preview] No.226080 del
She gave me fried gyoza.
Then started talking about something.
Then said don't kiss me.
Then started dancing.
Then started took off her pants and continued dancing.
It was to some song that said 'I love you my babe'.
Then said "is the internet working for you?", when sitting down on the couch.
I said no, "I don't think so".
I think she likes me boong'd.
It's a weird dynamic.
I should've done something instead of continuing to write this.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:01:02 [Preview] No.226081 del
>>226080
I wish I had a guitar and somewhere to record, as I could probably make it into a decent song


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:01:05 [Preview] No.226082 del
>thinkin about Helen


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:01:34 [Preview] No.226083 del
>>226074
Time for another beer.



--look mom, i'm monk--

Do you remember when all our posts had a footer?
Was that on myspace?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:01:44 [Preview] No.226084 del
I don't know I don't know
Just where I'm going

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kk7t4LhKCw4 [Embed]

You might like this one posso


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:01:51 [Preview] No.226085 del
>>226080
Have a wank


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:02:19 [Preview] No.226086 del
>>226076
I dunno man.
She's never been exposed to these things, I don't think she knows.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:02:26 [Preview] No.226087 del
>>226083
#Coned


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:02:53 [Preview] No.226088 del
>>226077
You better upload the video for us. Or at least a good erotic story.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:03:01 [Preview] No.226089 del
>>226078
Please read the posts you miss or ask for clarification.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:03:51 [Preview] No.226090 del
>>226089
Low pay, low effort mate


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:04:25 [Preview] No.226091 del
That roast butternut pumpkin was delicious! Left the skin on and it was perfectly edible.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:05:17 [Preview] No.226092 del
>>226090
DSP is top tier payment.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.226094 del
>>226084
I am not posso, but I like it lots.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:06:26 [Preview] No.226095 del
>>226091
>!
I like a NEET who shows the proper enthusiasm for pumpkin.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:06:33 [Preview] No.226096 del
Feelin pretty fuckin schitz mate
Woke up from a drunk nap and its dark, very cold
Random bitches on my phone
Uber on the way
Another day on Earth as a mong, what awaits me is unknown
Cone after cone, I'm in the zone, all alone


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:06:43 [Preview] No.226097 del
>>226084
>You might like this one posso
Not so much.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:07:38 [Preview] No.226098 del
>>226093
I like it when they have that really dark skin.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:08:10 [Preview] No.226099 del
>>226091
Suck the peels naked.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:08:59 [Preview] No.226100 del
>>226086
Didn't she meet you while you were living the true boong lyfe?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:09:09 [Preview] No.226101 del
>>226096
Monk. Get boong'd with me.
Have some drugs.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:09:38 [Preview] No.226102 del
I'm here, you LGBTTQQIAAP representativegot.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:10:16 [Preview] No.226103 del
>>226096
>Cone after cone, I'm in the zone, all alone
That's recursion getting into the zone.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:10:30 [Preview] No.226104 del
Another day of nil achievements. Good night boongs


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:12:03 [Preview] No.226105 del
>>226102
You're everyone's representative m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:12:58 [Preview] No.226106 del
>>226100
I didn't really show her, I wasn't like that outside of my home.
There were a few times where she was at my house and me and a few mates were having bongs.
She didn't really go near me, she doesn't like the smell of smoke.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:13:40 [Preview] No.226107 del
>>226104
Good night boong


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:13:49 [Preview] No.226108 del
>>226102
show me your penis


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:13:57 [Preview] No.226109 del
Man... >>226084
This song was great.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:14:08 [Preview] No.226110 del
>>226104
Good night NEET. Keep moving forward and stay focused. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:14:43 [Preview] No.226111 del
Neighbour is cracking it at his League Of Legends game
6 pack has arrived
Getting shamefully boonged
At least I have you blokes


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:16:30 [Preview] No.226112 del
>>226108
I am over large bulge.
Only shrinkage bulges.
The other day it was almost completely inside of me, it's been very cold.
It was a funny pic.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:17:19 [Preview] No.226113 del
>>226111
knock on his door and call him cringe for playing league


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:18:10 [Preview] No.226114 del
>>226106
Oh, perhaps she doesn't know. You need to give let go of the cones. Nothing good comes from them.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:18:20 [Preview] No.226115 del
>>226113
I was actally gonna download it and give it a go
I've only ever played Dota2 because league was too casual, now I realise I need something more casual because I'm shit at dota2


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:20:24 [Preview] No.226116 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:21:02 [Preview] No.226117 del
>>226111
Drink the beers and wank furiously while turkey slapping the wall before cuming on it on it while screaming "Helen" repeatedly.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:22:57 [Preview] No.226118 del
>>226115
Pokemon Showdown Randoms is unironically something better to play casually than shit like league


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:30:20 [Preview] No.226119 del
Absolutely dogshit gym session.
Went really well with the bench press and chin ups but when I started squatting I was getting some pain in my hip abductors again. I played around with foot position to no avail. My form felt very 'off', it wasn't coming naturally to me like it normally does. I'm hoping the next squat session is better.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:31:48 [Preview] No.226120 del
>>226119
>bench press
How many kilos m8?

Sometimes the gym can be a bit off like that. Sometimes there is no explanation. Don't overdo it. It will be better next time.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:32:29 [Preview] No.226121 del
I feel like I'm the only neet here from a good home, surrounded by talk about booze and drugs and pokemon.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:35:44 [Preview] No.226123 del
>>226121
>pokemon
The worst one of all. One minute catching a Pokemon next sneaking a peak into NEET's room then wanking furiously.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:36:02 [Preview] No.226124 del
>>226122
G'day m8. I am pretty good thanks for asking. Which NEET are you?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:38:24 [Preview] No.226125 del
>>226122
Good to hear mate. Hope it stays that way.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:38:44 [Preview] No.226126 del
>>226123
not gunna lie, Lopunny is hot as fuck


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:40:54 [Preview] No.226127 del
>>226122
cheers m8


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:41:20 [Preview] No.226128 del
>>226120
75kg for 5*5.
Cheers mate.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:41:29 [Preview] No.226129 del
I feel bad for this poor bastard. Could be one of you incel NEETs.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:42:17 [Preview] No.226130 del
>>226128
That is pretty good.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:42:18 [Preview] No.226131 del
>>226126
Have a wank at home.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.226132 del
>>226129
Zoooooooooooms away from the problem.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:43:50 [Preview] No.226133 del
Big horsey race tomorrow


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:44:12 [Preview] No.226134 del
>>226131
always do


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:46:14 [Preview] No.226135 del
>>226133
How much may be flushed down the toilet if it doesn't work out? Could this money be withdrawn for bulge deficit.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:49:16 [Preview] No.226136 del
>>226112
These are disturbing remarks. We are all about the big bulge on this board.

>It was a funny pic.
It didn't upload.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:49:35 [Preview] No.226137 del
>>226135
$100 on tomorrow
$100 on next weekend

Haven't been this excited for something in a long while


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:50:05 [Preview] No.226138 del
Nandos on the way


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:50:24 [Preview] No.226139 del
>>226137
The excitement will fade. You will have to keep betting more and more to get the same thrill. Before you know it the jews will have all your money.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:53:13 [Preview] No.226140 del
Fat arse cock piss.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:55:27 [Preview] No.226141 del
The new t-shirts


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 11:59:34 [Preview] No.226143 del
>>226141
You a chink tourist?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:00:12 [Preview] No.226144 del
>>226136
I want to see the smallest bulge.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:00:33 [Preview] No.226145 del
>>226144
Just look down.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:00:34 [Preview] No.226146 del
>>226138
I'm making a spaghooti bog/.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:01:10 [Preview] No.226147 del
>>226141
I still don;t get it,.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:01:13 [Preview] No.226148 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:01:28 [Preview] No.226149 del
>>226146
You don't use enough garlic.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:01:36 [Preview] No.226150 del
>>226145
I am adequate, the cold helped.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:03:46 [Preview] No.226151 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice and right.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:05:18 [Preview] No.226152 del
>>226148
Gook night. She will get grass stains on that wedding dress.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:05:42 [Preview] No.226153 del
>>226150
>adequate


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:05:52 [Preview] No.226154 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xrqRopGPaBY [Embed]

based


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:06:02 [Preview] No.226155 del
>>226151
Good night Nice'n'RightNEET.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:06:13 [Preview] No.226156 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:06:54 [Preview] No.226157 del
>>226154
cringe


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:12:15 [Preview] No.226158 del
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>>226153
>>adequate


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:17:03 [Preview] No.226159 del
>>226158
At least you are wearing the right day of the week.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:24:31 [Preview] No.226160 del
>>226158
PHWOAH


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:26:46 [Preview] No.226161 del
MELBOURNE = CHINA


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:28:44 [Preview] No.226162 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:37:47 [Preview] No.226164 del
Fit in or fuck off


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:43:28 [Preview] No.226165 del
>>226158
Significant staining.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:47:54 [Preview] No.226167 del
I dislike it when you don;t post


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:48:54 [Preview] No.226168 del
>>226165
>>226166
They're always like that.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 12:55:19 [Preview] No.226169 del
Sent an email about house loans to my broker, lol


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:01:37 [Preview] No.226171 del
It's 11pm
Last I rememeber I was waking up and hating myself for being a boong
Time flies when you're boonged


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:04:36 [Preview] No.226172 del
Thinking about her bros, I don't know how to deal with this


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:05:21 [Preview] No.226173 del
>>226172
Get some pussy.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:09:24 [Preview] No.226174 del
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>>226172
cringe, you should wank over Tony Abbott instead


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:25:27 [Preview] No.226175 del
First mint of the day


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:28:39 [Preview] No.226176 del
Tears of laughter neets


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:49:38 [Preview] No.226177 del
In his long-awaited appearance at the hotel quarantine inquiry, Victorian premier Daniel Andrews said he regarded his health minister, Jenny Mikakos, as “accountable for the program”.

The premier’s written statement provided to the inquiry on Friday said Mikakos and jobs minister Martin Pakula were responsible for informing cabinet about the program, and the pair provided a submission on the model for the program to the crisis council of cabinet on 8 April.

“The CCC [crisis council of cabinet] was provided with regular reports by Minister Mikakos containing data relevant to Victoria’s response to the public health emergency, key insights from the data, as well as other updates, including in relation to the program,” the submission read.

The premier stopped short of saying who was behind the decision to use private security guards, but the claim potentially puts Andrews at odds with health minister Jenny Mikakos.


Jennys fucked


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 13:57:26 [Preview] No.226178 del
>>226177
i wanna fuk jenny


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:10:03 [Preview] No.226179 del
18 standards deep but I'm not having fun
Not feeling particularly relieved by my intoxication
I feel like this drug has lost its appeal with me, I'm just chasing what once was.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:11:48 [Preview] No.226180 del
>>226179
mate wanna play pokemon


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:12:44 [Preview] No.226181 del
Might go to sleep soon, hey cunts?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:16:20 [Preview] No.226182 del
Leather B-Stretchers.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:21:51 [Preview] No.226183 del
I'm a common person
A mediocre man
Shame
Shameful!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 14:32:22 [Preview] No.226184 del
Big anal poo bulge explosion


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 15:06:52 [Preview] No.226185 del
Real pisshead hours


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 19:11:33 [Preview] No.226186 del
Morning neets. Slept badly again. Do any of you do ok?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 19:48:37 [Preview] No.226187 del
>>226186
Monirnig


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:00:39 [Preview] No.226188 del
>>226186
Good Morning Neet
Yeah i was so exhausted after the drive to brisssy and back yesterday i fell asleep after only a glass of wine and feel actually pretty amazing thismorn without a goon sack under my belt.... still in lots of pain tho RE: my case of golfers elbow have to work today too and i am ok with that,

>>226187
G'Morn


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:14:39 [Preview] No.226189 del
>>226188
>golfers elbow
keep it off the desk when you are using your keyboard/mouse


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:26:59 [Preview] No.226190 del
>>226189
no it was from riding the eeb like a bmx bandit


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:31:30 [Preview] No.226191 del
>>226188
I trust you won't decide from this that less alcohol = feeling better. That would be a false lesson to learn.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:39:20 [Preview] No.226192 del
Morning all


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:40:05 [Preview] No.226193 del
>>226191
Yes Dan i totally understand it was my liver playing tricks on me.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:51:39 [Preview] No.226194 del
off to work have a nice day neets


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:52:19 [Preview] No.226195 del
>>226194
smell my chumpy


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:54:35 [Preview] No.226196 del
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>>226195
Hmmmmmm Omega? You're so sensitive for a prick. You're not welcome Mr. Does Zothing.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:55:04 [Preview] No.226197 del
noot noot
smell my flute
eat my ballsack
doot doot doot


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:55:47 [Preview] No.226198 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 20:58:38 [Preview] No.226199 del
There is the possibility the postman might bring me something today.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:00:37 [Preview] No.226200 del
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>>226197
Frrreeeeeespaaace!


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:01:31 [Preview] No.226201 del
>>226200
>74.40 MB


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:17:51 [Preview] No.226202 del
off to teh supermarket in a minute

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2o9aoL0NWpw [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:21:11 [Preview] No.226203 del
>>226202
Can you bring back 30kg of profiteroles plz?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:25:06 [Preview] No.226204 del
>>226180
That drug will mong him the fuck out.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:26:32 [Preview] No.226205 del
>>226186
>>226187
>>226188
>>226192
Good morning friends.
Particularly taxed.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:28:03 [Preview] No.226206 del
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NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:29:17 [Preview] No.226207 del
Next rona payment is down to $250.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:50:46 [Preview] No.226208 del
>>226158
Noice.

>>226177
She sounds like a typical bureaucrat that needs to go.

>>226179
Goon tax!

>>226201
For 36 seconds

>>226207
That sucks.

>>226184
>>226186
>>226187
>>226188
>>226192
>>226205
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 21:57:38 [Preview] No.226209 del
>>226203
I got you a dozen.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.226211 del
>>226208
Good morning


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:07:09 [Preview] No.226212 del
>>226210
>She said all four women had been grabbed around the wrist and made to touch his erect penis.
>“You would be satisfied the accused followed his script and was not prepared to deviate from it at all, even when the complainants said no,” Ms Traynor said.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:08:37 [Preview] No.226213 del
I don't care about the non-sense of either of the political debate but I find it interesting that these 'protesters' provide the excuse that people fear for lives when everyone rushes over to them.
>In one shocking incident, a pickup truck driver was seen plowing into a female Black Lives Matter protester and then driving over her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8771393/Shocking-moment-pickup-truck-hits-female-BLM-protester-Hollywood.html


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:09:02 [Preview] No.226214 del
>>226212
>not prepared to deviate from it at all, even when the complainants said no
another idiot misunderstanding the 'always be escalating' red pill thing


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:09:51 [Preview] No.226215 del
>University reform which will DOUBLE the cost of some degrees is labelled a 'kick in the guts' for Australian students who have already been through a 'year from hell'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8771125/Australian-university-reform-labelled-kick-guts-Labor.html


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:10:16 [Preview] No.226216 del
Pajeet is furious
>Outraged Hindus urge IKEA Australia to withdraw ad campaign for 'mocking yoga' and 'religious appropriation'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8767247/Hindus-urge-IKEA-Australia-withdraw-ad-campaign-mocking-yoga-cultural-appropriation.html


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:11:15 [Preview] No.226217 del
>>226214
He was just a mong, especially how every victim said he seemed scripted. If he was that desperate he should pay paid a prostitute.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:12:19 [Preview] No.226218 del
>>226217
Indeed.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:15:06 [Preview] No.226219 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:23:32 [Preview] No.226220 del
I have 100,640 Qantas points and no way of redeeming them on anything flight related in the foreseeable future.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:24:28 [Preview] No.226221 del
>>226146
Was it any good?

>>226167
Gotta sleep some time

>>226169
You're the only one laughing

>>226171
Be proud of who you are


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:25:25 [Preview] No.226222 del
>>226221
>You're the only one laughing
I'm sure the slimy prick chuckled and rubbed his hands together.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:27:15 [Preview] No.226223 del
I don't trust Cruisedog's broker. Cruisedog is too trusting of people.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:29:36 [Preview] No.226225 del
>>226186
>Do any of you do ok?
Generally not


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:30:14 [Preview] No.226226 del
we're all fuck ups in our own ways


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:31:40 [Preview] No.226227 del
>>226221
It was okay, I cooked and froze the mince a few days ago.
I read the email, it made sense I think.
I asked if my deposit will affect my interest rate and the loan I am able to apply for.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:33:17 [Preview] No.226228 del
>>226223
Nah, he's alright.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:33:39 [Preview] No.226229 del
>>226220
You can always waste them on the pointless crap they have in store. Perhaps you can use it buy one of those trolley carts filled with feed and booze:
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/flights/qantas-sell-off-inflight-booze-trolleys-fully-stocked-for-975/news-story/6f5c43dd5808feb6a51f26dc1f008b1b


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:34:24 [Preview] No.226230 del
>>226223
They're fine. All they probably do is fudge the figures a bit but as long as you're fine to pay the mortgage costs you'll be right.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:35:46 [Preview] No.226231 del
I have no idea what I want to do in life and being stuck home all the time is driving me up the wall. The years as a shut in were getting to me last year but I had uni this year to help me socialise, then the rona happened and I ended up dropping out of that course. Getting high with my mate later on today.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:37:11 [Preview] No.226232 del
you neets who drop out of uni the moment things get tough will regret it when you're my age


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:38:34 [Preview] No.226233 del
>>226229
I saw that article the other day. I have no idea why anybody would think those trolleys are a good deal.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:40:56 [Preview] No.226235 del
>>225890
well i wasn't safe
cunts sent me a shift at 7:40 while i was asleep


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:42:03 [Preview] No.226236 del
>>226234
Thank you.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:42:40 [Preview] No.226237 del
>>226234
Can you record this Anal Cunt classic please: https://genius.com/Axcx-hitler-was-a-sensitive-man-lyrics


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:44:11 [Preview] No.226238 del
Guess I'll be having KFC for breakfast


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:44:29 [Preview] No.226239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vlugp_bzKow [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:46:07 [Preview] No.226240 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3CmFhneifgg [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:50:25 [Preview] No.226242 del
>>226241
That's going straight to the pool room.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:51:34 [Preview] No.226243 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2cEc_TCH8 [Embed]


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 22:54:26 [Preview] No.226244 del
>>226243
Fuck yeah.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:00:34 [Preview] No.226245 del
Another day of hitting refresh on this board and on Youtube


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:01:39 [Preview] No.226246 del
>>226205
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:03:10 [Preview] No.226247 del
>>226245
Sing me a song.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:04:20 [Preview] No.226249 del
>>226245
Have a wank.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:15:06 [Preview] No.226250 del
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>>226234
>>226224
>>226241
Very impressive.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:15:22 [Preview] No.226251 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:17:05 [Preview] No.226252 del
>>226250
If you could only see the accompanying dance moves.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:19:33 [Preview] No.226253 del
>>226252
Pants on I hope.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:21:25 [Preview] No.226254 del


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.226255 del
off to see dan and supercheap


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:42:06 [Preview] No.226256 del
>>226255
> off to see dan and supercheap
>didnt ask if we wanted anything

you fucking shit cunt


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:46:22 [Preview] No.226257 del
>>226256
I'm going in a minute.
Unlike some NEETs, I'll offer to get you something.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:50:55 [Preview] No.226259 del
Anyone want some chips?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:51:34 [Preview] No.226260 del
>>226257
Get me 30kg of rubber grease.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:55:53 [Preview] No.226261 del
>>226259
Three long chips please.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:56:12 [Preview] No.226262 del
>>226258
lol, I need to watch this again.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:56:28 [Preview] No.226263 del
>>226259
I wnt three.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:56:44 [Preview] No.226264 del
>>226261
Hive mibd.


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:57:33 [Preview] No.226265 del
Sweating like a pig, Dan's tax is hitting hard.
Going to see the old Irish cunt now, what do you guys want?
https://voca.ro/1kxnk11vAbxC


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:58:11 [Preview] No.226266 del
>>226260
I will see what I can do.
Will sorbolene and spit suffice?


NEET 09/25/2020 (Fri) 23:58:47 [Preview] No.226267 del
>>226265
One packet of beef jerky please.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:01:01 [Preview] No.226268 del
>>226261
Three long chips.
>>226263
And three ordinary chips.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:04:26 [Preview] No.226269 del
>>226268
>Three long chips.
Thank you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:08:45 [Preview] No.226270 del
>>226268
>ordinary
I did not imply that.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:09:32 [Preview] No.226271 del
>>226269
You're whale cum.
>>226270
You're whale cum.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:10:23 [Preview] No.226272 del
>>226265
Don't go. Have a day of health and cleansing.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:11:40 [Preview] No.226273 del
>>226272
I am going now. I will try for a day of sobriety next week.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:17:45 [Preview] No.226274 del
>>226273
>a day of sobriety
You will have a whole week please.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:17:59 [Preview] No.226275 del
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Another day on earth bros
at least I don't have to wage until tuesday


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.226276 del
>>226256
up yours you rude cunt


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:25:45 [Preview] No.226277 del
Day eight of nowank.
Getting pretty fucking difficult.
I am needing less sleep it seems. I haven't noticed any mental changes this time around. I've been distracting myself with video games quite a bit to avoid wanking which isn't a good idea as I have uni work to do.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:29:05 [Preview] No.226278 del
>>226275
Your eyes are glimmering with a sparkle.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:29:59 [Preview] No.226279 del
Ball stretcher.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:32:57 [Preview] No.226280 del
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Good morning neets. have a lovely saturday.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:33:37 [Preview] No.226281 del
>>226277
Have you had cum involuntarily leaking out your dick? That happened to me when I did nofap.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:34:22 [Preview] No.226282 del
Not too hungover given yesterday’s 20 standards
I’ll get back on the wagon today.
Will aim for no more boong sessions until the end of October


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:36:27 [Preview] No.226283 del
>>226282
Good to hear m8.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:36:39 [Preview] No.226284 del
>>226280
Good morning mate. What a lovely brekkie.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:37:37 [Preview] No.226285 del
>>226276
hahahhah seethe harder fggot


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:38:29 [Preview] No.226286 del
>>226281
No, not yet.
I've never had a wet dream either so maybe I'm just more resistant to it or something.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:38:58 [Preview] No.226287 del
>>226280
Nice breakky


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:40:31 [Preview] No.226288 del
>>226280
Nice breakfast. What text is written on the mug?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:41:05 [Preview] No.226289 del
Fuck me I won't do what I tell you!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:42:52 [Preview] No.226290 del
>>226289
highschool


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:43:34 [Preview] No.226291 del
>>226284
>>226287
>>226288
thanks mates, it's a bit greasy overall but the variety is good.

mug has the bee movie script printed on it. it was a gift.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:48:00 [Preview] No.226292 del
>>226282
>I’ll get back on the wagon today.
>no more boong sessions until the end of October


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:50:36 [Preview] No.226293 del
>>226286
You are probably not man enough to produce big loads. Do not feel bad.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:52:49 [Preview] No.226294 del
>>226293
I figured that if I did end up wanking I would take a photo for possum.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:53:30 [Preview] No.226295 del
>>226287
>breakky


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:53:55 [Preview] No.226296 del
Having a big glass of water.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:56:25 [Preview] No.226297 del
Having a coffee


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:57:21 [Preview] No.226298 del
Gonna get some ubereats. You cunts want anything?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:57:33 [Preview] No.226299 del
Having a strong coffee with three (3) sugars. Probably not the best idea, my mind is still a bit scattered. Making a list of all the required tasks and chores this weekend.

There's lube on my mouse and keyboard from last nights wank


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:58:39 [Preview] No.226300 del
Time to get boong'd.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:59:06 [Preview] No.226301 del
>>226280
Those eggs look good.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:59:17 [Preview] No.226302 del
>>226296
>>226297
>>226299
Enjoy!

>>226299
>There's lube on my mouse and keyboard from last nights wank
That's a positive development.

>>226298
I am not sure what I want for lunch yet, but thank you for asking.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 00:59:28 [Preview] No.226303 del
>>226285
You're a shitcunt.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 01:00:01 [Preview] No.226304 del
>>226298
Some of that NEETs eggs.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 01:04:12 [Preview] No.226305 del
>>226298
wicked wings


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 01:07:42 [Preview] No.226306 del
>>226294
>for possum.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 01:07:58 [Preview] No.226307 del
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feel like a snag


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 01:08:11 [Preview] No.226308 del
>>226298
Seafood pizza please.