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NEET General #227 - Air Conditioned Edition NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:52:45 [Preview] No. 226416
Do you have an air conditioner?

OLD: >>225410


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:54:26 [Preview] No.226420 del
Back on the wagon edition


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:55:10 [Preview] No.226421 del
Nice thread, I like it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:55:14 [Preview] No.226422 del
>>226420
Back of the wagon edition


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:55:14 [Preview] No.226423 del
This will have to do I guess.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:56:06 [Preview] No.226424 del
>>226423
The rubber pants await you come thursday.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:57:04 [Preview] No.226425 del
>>226424
I'll split them just to spite you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 02:58:18 [Preview] No.226426 del
>>226425
I appreciate your entrepreneurship, it's always a bit messy once the lube gets involved


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:00:15 [Preview] No.226427 del
>>226415
someone else oughta do it for once


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:00:57 [Preview] No.226428 del
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Mate bailed for today. I was just wasting time until I got to hang out with him, now I don't know what to do. wank


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:01:32 [Preview] No.226429 del
Those spicy buffalo wings doritos aren't bad. Decent amount of heat.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:01:51 [Preview] No.226430 del
>>226427
Exactly.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:02:07 [Preview] No.226431 del
>>226428
Did he have a plausible excuse?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:02:22 [Preview] No.226432 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:02:43 [Preview] No.226433 del
going to try wanking in time to the light on my engine timing gun


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:03:48 [Preview] No.226434 del
>>226431
Yeah, I'm not pissed off at him or anything. I just hate getting excited for something and it not happening.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:03:53 [Preview] No.226435 del
>>226428
probably got some pussy


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:05:25 [Preview] No.226436 del
This lube on the light switch saga sounds like a continuation of the cat poo in the shower one.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:06:03 [Preview] No.226437 del
>>226431
Probably got rearrested.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:06:50 [Preview] No.226438 del
>>226436
I liked the cat poo saga.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:08:46 [Preview] No.226439 del
>>226395
Boongs like to surround themselves with other boongs and the worse they make the boongs around them the better they feel about themselves by comparison.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:11:40 [Preview] No.226440 del
>>226439
show me your friends and i will tell you who you are


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:14:22 [Preview] No.226441 del
Going to take a piss, wash my face, do the dishes and hang the washing out.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:21:52 [Preview] No.226442 del
>>226440
I am empty.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:23:12 [Preview] No.226443 del
>>226369
Good effort. I've done some cleaning as well. Some dusting, floor sweeping, de-greased the rangehood grease traps and will give the bathroom a good scrub later. Always a nice feel to have a clean household.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:29:06 [Preview] No.226444 del
Put a load of washing on.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:32:08 [Preview] No.226445 del
I could smell toast and thought I was finally having a stroke. It was just the neighbour cooking.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:34:30 [Preview] No.226446 del
>>226380
Does Old Mate know you're creep-recording him?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:34:35 [Preview] No.226447 del
>>226445
I am sorry to hear that. Maybe next time.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:36:13 [Preview] No.226448 del
>>226445
You have a lot longer with us. Depending on the severity of the stroke (i.e. not fatal) it could really suck. There are stories of people trapped in their homes for days wondering around until someone finally finds them. It sounds like an awful way to die.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:38:36 [Preview] No.226449 del
>>226448
tnh, anything happening to my brain worries me.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:39:43 [Preview] No.226450 del
>>226441
Haven't done the dishes yet. Going to do a bit more studying first.
Very tempted to wank.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:40:44 [Preview] No.226451 del
>>226405
Thanks for the new desktop background pic!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:43:09 [Preview] No.226452 del
My fucking retarded course assigns reading in a week that depends on reading done later in the semester.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:43:59 [Preview] No.226453 del
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Went for a big walk. Gave my arse and penis a good scrub in the shower. Beautiful weather here today.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:44:09 [Preview] No.226454 del
>>226452
You should just do all your reading before the semester starts.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:48:14 [Preview] No.226455 del
There is a huntsman spider preventing me exiting the back door.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:48:21 [Preview] No.226456 del
>>226454
They don't say what reading needs to be done until 2-3 days before the week starts. It is released week by week.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:49:07 [Preview] No.226457 del
>>226455
Don't leave too quickly or nuro will shit himself again.


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:50:33 [Preview] No.226459 del
>>226449
Same. When I get old I will be getting one of those emergency assist buttons. If anything happens to me I can at least press that button.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:52:21 [Preview] No.226460 del
>>226452
>>226456
I would honestly evaluate the need for the readings. One of the programming subject I have at the moment is the only reading I read with a reasonable textbook because I want to learn it. The others are either out of date or just crap.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:56:46 [Preview] No.226461 del
I earned this beer


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 03:57:36 [Preview] No.226462 del
>>226460
The textbook is helpful but not in the way they have assigned the readings.
I think I will use the lectures to decide for myself what I should read.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:00:43 [Preview] No.226463 del
>>226455
I used to kill them but now a light spank with a fly-swatter 'stuns' them into dropping and playing dead, then I pick it up with the swatter and fling them outside. Now they're at the mercy of nature and not my hands.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:01:25 [Preview] No.226464 del
Plus I don't like using any chemical sprays


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:02:04 [Preview] No.226465 del
Soy Free spanked me once.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:04:40 [Preview] No.226466 del
>>226465
I did not. Even though you deserved it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:12:11 [Preview] No.226467 del
Probably didn't earn this second beer so much, nor the 10 that will follow...


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:36:46 [Preview] No.226468 del
washing is finished and hung out
lint filters cleaned
having some more wine


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:41:30 [Preview] No.226469 del
Gonna buy a new mouse mat
Mine is getting old and has suffered a lot from the boong life, plenty of beer, wine, cum stains, etc.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:43:12 [Preview] No.226470 del
Shitey:
Can you give us some kissing and fingering tips please?
Preferably before Wednesday 17:00 ACST.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:51:15 [Preview] No.226471 del
May as well get on the cones then


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:51:32 [Preview] No.226472 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:51:48 [Preview] No.226473 del
>>226469
If you are not desperate buy the cheap ass ones from China. I normally buy five at time and when they get too caked with shit in the bin they go.


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 04:52:39 [Preview] No.226475 del
>>226472
I was a little shocked tbh


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:01:32 [Preview] No.226477 del
>>226476
I saw that, terrible luck.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:01:45 [Preview] No.226478 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:01:51 [Preview] No.226479 del
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Feel sober enough to go to Coles.
Still feeling pretty schitz

Getting garlic, ginger, a tear and share, some better egg rings, paper towel and maybe some yoghurt.
What you cunts want


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:02:41 [Preview] No.226480 del
>>226479
I'll be going myself soon.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:03:57 [Preview] No.226481 del
>>226479
who dat


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:06:01 [Preview] No.226482 del
>>226479
purpose


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:07:48 [Preview] No.226483 del
I should probably make something to eat. Feeling dizzy like I usually do when I don't eat.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:08:41 [Preview] No.226484 del
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>>226481
Just going through my old hard drive


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:11:15 [Preview] No.226485 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:13:07 [Preview] No.226486 del
make lunch or go buy beer?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:14:23 [Preview] No.226487 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:14:30 [Preview] No.226488 del
>>226486
buy beer


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:17:09 [Preview] No.226489 del
>>226486
you are closer to diner time than lunch time


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:17:45 [Preview] No.226490 del
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>>226486
why not both?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:18:44 [Preview] No.226491 del
Bathroom sink and toilet scrubbed. 3rd beer.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:21:39 [Preview] No.226492 del
>>226491
...first load of washing put on


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:23:39 [Preview] No.226493 del
>>226489
I haven't even figured out lunch yet forget dinner


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:24:33 [Preview] No.226494 del
Going to have a Sara Lee custard danish for pudding.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:27:14 [Preview] No.226495 del
pulled pork on brioche for mains


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:29:45 [Preview] No.226496 del
>>226492
It's too late for that unless you live in WA or plan on using a dryer


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:29:48 [Preview] No.226497 del
My accomplishment of today is finishing the Java program that would make a Sir smile. I used an enhanced for-loop and figured out a way of determine if the input is at the end of the for-loop AND is not valid input without a counter incrementing each loop. I then handle the exceptions in another block. The amount of nested code was truly disgusting, which was ironically an improvement on how it was earlier today but it meets the lab specification for exception handling.

Time for a break.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:30:04 [Preview] No.226498 del
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Got my saitek stick and throttle working, it was mainly the stick, the rudder axis was spazzing out like a mong, took it apart and one of the wires on for the sensor had come half loose, all good now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:30:54 [Preview] No.226499 del
>>226494
She's a good woman

>>226495
Might pull me pork tonight


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:31:52 [Preview] No.226500 del
>>226498
Hello Shire.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:31:58 [Preview] No.226501 del
>>226494
>>226495
>>226498
This all sounds very nice.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:32:41 [Preview] No.226502 del
>>226500
Howdy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:32:50 [Preview] No.226503 del
>>226498
Very nice

>>226497
Well done, you've earned a break


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:33:12 [Preview] No.226504 del
>>226502
How are things?
How is Cindy doing?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:34:18 [Preview] No.226505 del
>>226504
Doing some ubering again, Cindy is well.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:39:45 [Preview] No.226506 del
>>226505
That is good to hear.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:41:33 [Preview] No.226507 del
>>226505
>Doing some ubering again
Do you feel the amount of people has increased, decreases or has remainined the same this month compared to three months ago?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:42:38 [Preview] No.226508 del
>>226505
>>226507
Where you have been ubering.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:44:44 [Preview] No.226510 del
Coles run was a fail.
It was clearly busy as soon as I got there. Parking had me nervous.
Went in and was just feeling too seedy to function, thought everyone was looking at me, etc.
Couldn't find the garlic or ginger, got some paper towel and bacon and got out as quick as I could.
I'll go back later when I'm not schitzing out. Whole saturday wasted because I was drinking away a hangover. What a mong. Ah well, moving forward

Gonna have a second wank


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:48:37 [Preview] No.226511 del
>>226507
It has slightly increased, the city is still fairly empty.

>>226508
Around Sydney CBD.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:49:48 [Preview] No.226512 del
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:50:10 [Preview] No.226513 del
>>226511
I am interested in how these changes in Newstart and JobKeep impact the demand for uber.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:51:23 [Preview] No.226514 del
>>226513
poor people don't get ubers surely


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:51:33 [Preview] No.226515 del
>>226513
Well I would assume that most people on newstart would probably just take public transport, much cheaper than uber.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:53:40 [Preview] No.226516 del
I bought a $150 vacuum from the good guys maybe 2 weeks ago
They keep sending me texts to come and pick it up even though I already have
Do you reckon they will notice or should I risk it and get a potential free vacuum?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:54:31 [Preview] No.226517 del
>>226516
Inform them of their mistake. Do not steal another vacuum cleaner.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:57:20 [Preview] No.226518 del
>>226516
Do not inform them of their mistake. Steal another vacuum cleaner.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:58:07 [Preview] No.226519 del
>>226514
>>226515
People in the city desperate enough might. I see uber as a luxury good and its indication of how well the economy is going with people wanting to pay for a car service plus it provides a first on the ground experience of how busy the CBD is going. I find it all so very interesting.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 05:58:44 [Preview] No.226520 del
>>226516
Do not inform them of their mistake. Steal another vacuum cleaner and return it for a credit.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:00:40 [Preview] No.226521 del
Had for fried eggs for [insert meal name here], having a cup of tea now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:03:36 [Preview] No.226522 del
getting excited for night lunch


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:04:07 [Preview] No.226523 del
>>226522
Do you know what you're having?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:08:03 [Preview] No.226525 del
>>226510
You clearly need psychological help

>>226519
>CBD

>>226521
>Had for fried eggs

>>226522
>night lunch


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:14:03 [Preview] No.226527 del
Live From Willowbank Raceway Australia. Used to go here often when I lived in Brisbane.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqoB30LK-mc [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:16:21 [Preview] No.226528 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:16:49 [Preview] No.226529 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:18:14 [Preview] No.226530 del
>>226527
just watched that green comaro with the boost plate
couldn't do drag racing... I don't know enough people to come and do the support work


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:19:33 [Preview] No.226531 del
at least drag racing in australia hasn't been infected by chinks, pajeets, or niggers. yet.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:21:58 [Preview] No.226532 del
>>226527
Is the lag during the stream because of the mobile signal strength?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:22:47 [Preview] No.226533 del
Desire to get Dan'd increasingly with each passing minute.
Need to stay on the wagon but I'm fuckin bored.
Two bottles of sangria would go down alright


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:24:07 [Preview] No.226534 del
>>226519
The biggest drop in customers I've had is from the airport, usually tourists getting off a flight and taking them to a hotel.


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:24:48 [Preview] No.226536 del
this must be 1/8 mile if they're all doing 4.x times


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:26:31 [Preview] No.226537 del
The VH Vacationer Commodore wagon is badass.

>>226536
Yes


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:29:00 [Preview] No.226538 del
Half an hour till the horsey race is on


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:29:52 [Preview] No.226539 del
A royal commission into the state of NEET arse


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:32:24 [Preview] No.226540 del
>>226539
NEET arses are not sustainable at the current rate, they are gaped out and dilapidated, the council recommends Demands fresh NEET arses to rectify the problem.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:33:58 [Preview] No.226541 del
Foot long prolapse.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:33:59 [Preview] No.226542 del
Multiple poor quality, painful, Dan induced sloppy poos today


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:34:39 [Preview] No.226543 del
>>226530
>the support work
That's just for the pro racers. You can literally take any car on days when they allow anyone. I'd recommend being a member of RACQ in case you need a tow home.

>>226532
No lag on my end

>>226535
I agree. Wish I found this channel sooner instead of wasting so many hours watching seppo irl-streamers.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:37:09 [Preview] No.226544 del
>>226543
The channel FullBoost has really good clips and other stuff of Australian amateur drag racing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ETv17SfEexw [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:46:41 [Preview] No.226545 del
>>226544
Live streams make me feel less alone


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:49:25 [Preview] No.226546 del
Colonel Sanders is coming for my neet arse


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:49:42 [Preview] No.226547 del
Neighbour has been smoking weed since morning
Maybe I should follow suit


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:51:22 [Preview] No.226548 del
Had so much going for me back then. Jobs, friends, female appreciation, excitement for life, not yet an alco etc...


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:53:12 [Preview] No.226549 del
>>226548
Hmmmmmm


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:53:57 [Preview] No.226550 del
>>226496
Washing is done, I'll let it ferment for a day and then wash it again tomorrow before hanging it out


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:55:48 [Preview] No.226551 del
10 minutes till the race.
Free to air channel 78.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:57:34 [Preview] No.226552 del
>>226498
Very impressive set-up.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 06:59:10 [Preview] No.226553 del
put the oven on


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:03:05 [Preview] No.226554 del
>>226550
You're not even lying. Damn

>>226553
Do it yourself


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:08:37 [Preview] No.226555 del
FUCK YEAH CUNTS!!
WE WON!!!!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:09:19 [Preview] No.226556 del
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Not bad, would recommend if not in a rainy state


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:10:02 [Preview] No.226557 del
My mouse is on the way out.
It tracks just fine but the click only works about 1/2 the time now.
I have reversed the buttons so my right button is now the left click as a temporary allieviation.
I have tested it over two operating systems with the same result so I am quite sure it is a hardware problem. I have had it for three years which is decent I suppose for a $20 logitech mouse that gets used for hours each day by me.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:10:13 [Preview] No.226558 del
>>226555
Great! What did we win?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:11:16 [Preview] No.226559 del
>>226558
200 bucks
Big boy came up from second on the final straight like a gun


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:12:10 [Preview] No.226560 del
>tfw still thinking about that wank


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:12:18 [Preview] No.226561 del
>>226559
quit while you're ahead


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:12:59 [Preview] No.226562 del
I'm starting to enjoy this constant horniness.
I feel very on the edge.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:15:51 [Preview] No.226563 del
>>226552
Thanks.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:16:21 [Preview] No.226564 del
>>226556
I don't mind amber ale, might have to give it a go.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:17:21 [Preview] No.226565 del
>>226557
I have a logitech G400s, probably had it for close to 10 years now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:17:33 [Preview] No.226566 del
Might buy a bottle of wine to celebrate the win
Might not


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:20:13 [Preview] No.226567 del
porked the oven


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:21:05 [Preview] No.226568 del
>>226557
Mouse issues piss me off. Best to start looking for one now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:28:23 [Preview] No.226569 del
>>226567
with your dingus? how?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:33:08 [Preview] No.226570 del
>>226568
I'll buy one tomorrow.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:33:37 [Preview] No.226571 del
>>226569
I placed the pork shoulder into a tray and placed it in the oven.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:39:44 [Preview] No.226573 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:39:59 [Preview] No.226574 del
the postie didn't come today


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:40:31 [Preview] No.226575 del
Bought more piss.
13 standards.
I guess I'll just have to get on the wagon tomorrow...
Another weekend wasted being hungover or blackout drunk.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:43:32 [Preview] No.226576 del
>>226575
Straight to the arse and out the cock.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:44:18 [Preview] No.226577 del
Wish Shitey would come over and smoke cones and talk about Indian ladies


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:45:07 [Preview] No.226579 del
>>226577
and give us those tips we asked for


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:45:28 [Preview] No.226580 del
>>226577
Perhaps the Indian lady has a friend for you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:47:15 [Preview] No.226581 del
>>226577
The old nice-trouser-wearing, dexie-taking, two-job-and-uni-having Shitey could have taught you a thing or two about not living like a degenerate boong. Now I fear you'd just drag him down to your level.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:48:37 [Preview] No.226582 del
>>226581
Mate I was the one who fucking inspired him to have a crack and start chasing poo girls
At very least he owes me a few dexies


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:49:27 [Preview] No.226583 del
The void is calling.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:50:13 [Preview] No.226584 del
Wonder how boonged cruisey is at the moment


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:50:19 [Preview] No.226585 del
>>226583
Have a wank.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:52:25 [Preview] No.226586 del
>>226575
>get on the wagon tomorrow...


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:52:26 [Preview] No.226587 del
>>226572
¡Argentina es el número uno! ¡Las Malvinas son argentinas!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:52:54 [Preview] No.226588 del
Do boongs find other boongs attractive?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 07:53:50 [Preview] No.226589 del
>>226588
After half a slab of VB, yes.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:01:44 [Preview] No.226590 del
>>225632
>Mentally I'm already there
Aren't we all.
>>225654
Nice.
>>225791
Not really, I reckon someone in the Labor party will knife him before the middle of next year.
>>225952
A boong bashed it with a hammer when he was little.
>>226025
Accurate NEETlore, I do like wahmens with large behinds.
>>226186
Slept like a baby but in a bad position, now my back feels all stiff.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, been in a bit of a slump all of this week, feeling a little better now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:04:40 [Preview] No.226591 del
>>226571
Damn. You porked that oven.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:04:57 [Preview] No.226592 del
>>226574
It's a Saturday.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:10:28 [Preview] No.226593 del
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The pulled pork sliders came out good.
I think next time I will discard the sachet of barbecue sauce that comes with the pork and apply one with a bit more kick.
Very easy and tasty though.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:10:49 [Preview] No.226594 del
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Feeling like a sadcunt

Looking out the venetians at people again


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.226596 del
>>226593
>The pulled pork sliders came out good.
Would have liked a picture m8.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:12:59 [Preview] No.226597 del
I hate this cunt that thinks he is so clever for poorly "rating" banter.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:14:41 [Preview] No.226598 del
Shaved my nape last night.
I cut my hair quite a bit shorter; it looks good but the hair on the back of my neck was visible so it had to go.
It was an odd sensation running this morning and feeling the cold air there.
I keep stroking it and feeling it now.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.226599 del
Nothing like a freshly shaved nape.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:15:08 [Preview] No.226600 del
>>226597
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:15:28 [Preview] No.226601 del
>>226596
I was hungry, sorry.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:15:38 [Preview] No.226602 del
>>226598
>I keep stroking it and feeling it now.
I wish that was me but I am happy for you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:17:54 [Preview] No.226603 del
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>>226594
Have a Costa m8


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:18:38 [Preview] No.226604 del
>>226594
get the camera

>>226600
checked


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:18:51 [Preview] No.226605 del
>>226598
>I keep stroking it and feeling it now.
Hot


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:20:11 [Preview] No.226606 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:20:52 [Preview] No.226607 del
>>226600
I'll give you a whole lot more than some banter you cunt.
You'll be getting eight inches of banter in a minute.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.226608 del
>>226606
10/10 post.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:23:29 [Preview] No.226609 del
>>226608
>tfw can't see the post


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:24:14 [Preview] No.226610 del
I ate half of that danish. It wasn't thawed despite having the time required in the refrigerator.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.226611 del
>>226575
>>226594
https://www.tiktok.com/@miakhalifa/video/6863900428250254597 [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:26:27 [Preview] No.226612 del
>>226611
she is fucking gross


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:26:27 [Preview] No.226613 del
>>226610
Should have microwaved it


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:26:53 [Preview] No.226614 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:26:55 [Preview] No.226615 del
>>226546
Sanders is already at the door, I wasnt expecting him so soon. maybe it's the karaage chicken burger I had yesterday


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:26:59 [Preview] No.226616 del
>>226598
>I keep stroking it and feeling it now.
Hot!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:28:12 [Preview] No.226617 del
Going through my webms from years ago


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:29:29 [Preview] No.226618 del
>>226560
Have a wank.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:31:24 [Preview] No.226619 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:32:41 [Preview] No.226620 del
>>226595
Nice bong bro


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:32:55 [Preview] No.226621 del
This board is trash, half the features just dont work


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:33:54 [Preview] No.226622 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:36:15 [Preview] No.226623 del
>>226621
This board is trash, half the features users just dont work


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:36:41 [Preview] No.226624 del
>>226621
A bit like me


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:37:33 [Preview] No.226625 del
did the dishes and brought the washing in
that just leaves glass of scotch and bed
i wonder what normal people are doing tonight in adelaide at 6:08pm


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:03 [Preview] No.226626 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:25 [Preview] No.226627 del
>>226621
Maybe it is time to go back to 8 koon.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.226628 del
Cooking sausages and veggies for dinner.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.226629 del
>>226625
I have no idea what normies do, it is not something I will ever be.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:31 [Preview] No.226630 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:39:54 [Preview] No.226631 del
Are our executives also alcoholics, or are our goon fiends trim and slim? Trying to see if there's a correlation between abusing alcohol and abusing food.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:41:46 [Preview] No.226632 del
i wonder what it's like getting dressed up and going to town with a girl and having a fancy dinner and walking about and stuff


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:43:01 [Preview] No.226633 del
>>226632
Sounds gay.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:43:13 [Preview] No.226634 del
>>226632
I'd rather not think about it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.226635 del
>>226632
It's okay.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:46:07 [Preview] No.226636 del
>>226632
I was going to try and mark saturday night by going on some chatrooms and talking to people, but then I thought, fuck it, I'm too sleepy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.226637 del
>>226636
Go on Omegle video chat and have a wank instead.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:48:56 [Preview] No.226638 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:49:51 [Preview] No.226639 del
>>226636
I don't even know where to talk to people online really anymore.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:50:03 [Preview] No.226640 del
>>226636
Call Lifeline and have a wank while you're on the phone to them


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:50:46 [Preview] No.226641 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:52:34 [Preview] No.226642 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:52:49 [Preview] No.226643 del
>>226640
I would, but that's what I do on weeknights. I want saturday to be special.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:55:03 [Preview] No.226644 del
I wish I had two cocks so I could wank twice at once


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:56:39 [Preview] No.226645 del
>>226644
what about four (4) balls?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:57:03 [Preview] No.226646 del
>>226644
Oh what a feeling!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.226647 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:59:23 [Preview] No.226648 del
It literally takes me an hour to make a simple salad...


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 08:59:25 [Preview] No.226649 del
>>226642
Third one makes me want to drink


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:00:17 [Preview] No.226650 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:01:00 [Preview] No.226651 del
>>226556
>would recommend if not in a rainy state
That's raincist


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:02:08 [Preview] No.226652 del
>>226650
Dan you wouldn't like it if he started wanking off instore over the expensive whisky


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:03:07 [Preview] No.226653 del
>>226562
Elliot Rodgers probably said the same thing once..


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:04:01 [Preview] No.226655 del
>>226653
he only killed a few males in the end, didn't he?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.226656 del
>>226564
>amber ale
Sounds like a porn name

>>226572
That's something to be proud of


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:06:03 [Preview] No.226657 del
>>226574
Should've used more lube

>>226575
>Blackout drunk on 13 standards


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:07:54 [Preview] No.226658 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:08:56 [Preview] No.226659 del
>>226657
Last night was blackout at 20 standards.
I think I sent some messages to someone I shouldn't have but I'm not ballsy enough to check yet.

13 standards tonight will be just a normal drunkenness.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:09:02 [Preview] No.226660 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:10:56 [Preview] No.226661 del
>>226658
Have a sleep


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:12:31 [Preview] No.226662 del
>>226661
I keep on waking in fright and confusion


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:13:32 [Preview] No.226663 del
>>226590
>feeling a little better now.
Good to hear Mr Spergman. That was me who posted the pics of the Globemaster. What a beast! IT would be nice to see an airshow again, but that probably won't happen until next year.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:15:22 [Preview] No.226664 del
>>226658
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:15:28 [Preview] No.226665 del
>>226593
Nice buns and nice pork. Put any coleslaw on the burgers?

>>226594
With a pair of night-vision goggles?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:15:39 [Preview] No.226666 del
>>226664
poorly bantered


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:15:42 [Preview] No.226667 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:16:51 [Preview] No.226669 del
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:17:15 [Preview] No.226670 del
>>226662
>fright
There's your problem - if you'd truly lost all hope, you wouldn't be afraid of anything. You just have to wait for that last 1% of hope to die.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:17:23 [Preview] No.226671 del
>>226666
Nice going ruining Whizzy's post.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:18:12 [Preview] No.226672 del
>>226667
Bad luck Wizzo.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:18:23 [Preview] No.226673 del
>>226665
>Put any coleslaw on the burgers?
No, I forgot to buy some.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:18:51 [Preview] No.226674 del
>>226597
What about the ones who laud the banter?

>>226601
Draw them in MS-Paint at least


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:18:55 [Preview] No.226675 del
>>226654
Authentic.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:20:25 [Preview] No.226676 del
>>226667
Thanks for trying Wizzy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:20:36 [Preview] No.226677 del
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>>226671
>Nice going ruining Whizzy's post.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.226678 del
>>226623
This is worth at least one (you)


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:22:32 [Preview] No.226679 del
>>226677
A quality post I've come to expect from you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:22:38 [Preview] No.226680 del
>>226678
It was moderately bantered.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.226681 del
>>226668
Doubt it. If it was reversed gender certainty.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:23:44 [Preview] No.226682 del
>>226679
Leave me alone possum.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:23:53 [Preview] No.226683 del
>>226628
Get that microwave pre-heated

>>226631
Any true alcoholic would take booze over food


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:24:16 [Preview] No.226684 del
In the cone zone, touching NEET bone, home alone hiding from the drone loan, her moan


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:24:35 [Preview] No.226685 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.226686 del
>>226683
I feel like I have the potential to become an accomplished alcoholic, but food is my first mistress.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:26:53 [Preview] No.226687 del
>>226632
I've been with women but never have been on an actual date. It's something that I always fantasise about


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:27:43 [Preview] No.226688 del
>>226684
>>226623
These are good posts.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:27:49 [Preview] No.226689 del
>>226686
>but food is my first mistress
How much do you weigh?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.226690 del
>>226686
The arse needs feed.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:28:22 [Preview] No.226691 del
>>226684
>touching NEET bone
Hot


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:29:06 [Preview] No.226692 del
>>226687
I'd rather just skip the dates and lose my virginity.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:30:21 [Preview] No.226693 del
Here neets, brighten up your desolate saturday night with a cheery little tune:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=skB5BYj21QQ [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:30:24 [Preview] No.226694 del
>>226632
I'm at the point where I just want to be hugged, nothing more to it than that. She could do a 180 and never look back after that.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:32:13 [Preview] No.226695 del
>>226693
That's bretty good.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:34:25 [Preview] No.226696 del
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>>226667
hey i am the real nuro and you let me down boong wizzy.... motherd=fucking lwt mw down


the absolute state t. nuro


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:34:51 [Preview] No.226697 del
>>226696
Evening Nuro. Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:35:30 [Preview] No.226698 del
>>226696
God bless you Nuro.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.226699 del
>>226693
It's not much different to the original Popcorn.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:35:58 [Preview] No.226700 del
>>226694
You poor bugger.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:37:18 [Preview] No.226701 del
Given that I'm continuing my boongisms for tonight, I am going to order uber eats.
I'm open to suggestions


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:38:24 [Preview] No.226702 del
>>226701
Get some Spaghetti carbonara.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:38:49 [Preview] No.226703 del
>>226701
dirt and rocks


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:38:59 [Preview] No.226704 del
>>226701
Maximise feed consumption is my advice I would go with Thai.

Feed =Power.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:40:30 [Preview] No.226705 del
>>226704
fuck that reminds me i have to eat some of that on monday with work fuckheads


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:41:07 [Preview] No.226706 del
>>226701
30kg Hot chips


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:41:43 [Preview] No.226707 del
>>226705
Is it free?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.226708 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:45:35 [Preview] No.226709 del
>>226708
Then you should order several of the most expensive things they have even if you don't eat them all.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:46:37 [Preview] No.226710 del
>>226709
i don't even like that sort of food
i looked at the menu
one of the dishes even had poo in the name


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:46:45 [Preview] No.226711 del
>>226705
Order some Money Bags (typically chicken, corn and peas - deep fried in a package), let the cunts cool down and dip them in sweet chilli sauce. If you like peanuts, get satay chicken (Praram Long Song) with chicken with peanut sauce on top with vegies.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:47:13 [Preview] No.226712 del
>>226692
Then do what I did and lose it to a hooker


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:49:09 [Preview] No.226714 del
>>226710
Order several main dishes, then pull out the Ham sandwiches you brought with you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:49:12 [Preview] No.226715 del
>>226696
You took your shitty e-bike to Brisbane?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:49:33 [Preview] No.226716 del
>>226712
How was it?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:50:35 [Preview] No.226717 del
>>226714
This is a good idea. I will bring a sausage roll and a pie.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:51:52 [Preview] No.226718 del
>>226711
How 'bout you shut the fuck up


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:52:10 [Preview] No.226719 del
>>226718
incredibly rude


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:52:52 [Preview] No.226720 del
>>226714
>pull out the Ham
Best keep it in his pants if he wants to keep the job


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:53:46 [Preview] No.226721 del
I'm feeling comfy


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:54:09 [Preview] No.226722 del
>>226713
The only thing that looks good is the vanilla ice cream


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:54:52 [Preview] No.226723 del
>>226721
You look comfy


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:55:03 [Preview] No.226724 del
>>226716
At the time the bitch was old enough to be my mother. If you do choose to lose your virgin with a hooker try and get one close to your age.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:55:10 [Preview] No.226725 del
>>226722
yeah it's a shit menu isn't it
the LGBTTQQIAAP representativegy twat picked it


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:56:02 [Preview] No.226726 del
I'm going to have a glass of water and go to bed.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:56:52 [Preview] No.226727 del
>>226713
If you don't like the peanut sauce you could go with the massaman curry that's pretty light on the flavour but pretty juicy meat if done well. All those entries are pretty strong in the flavour department.

Pad Thai is pretty safe if you like thin noodles and peanut sauce throughout. Sometimes Oyster sauce stir fries can be nice if they are sweet but they can be very bitter if it is not done well. They're hit and miss.

If I had to order Thai for someone who doesn't eat it often those are my recommendations but I like base flavours. But it depends on if you like peanut sauce. Some of the hot dishes can be wonderful but can have very strong flavours.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 09:57:29 [Preview] No.226728 del
I'm going to have a glass of wine and get the lube out


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:00:28 [Preview] No.226729 del
>>226718
He has indicated previously that he isn't sure what to order. Rude!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.226730 del
>>226699
I bet you wouldn't even recognise a well known member of the synthwave community if he posted on the same board as you.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:01:58 [Preview] No.226731 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:03:04 [Preview] No.226732 del
>>226728
Goodnight H₂O NEET


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:04:41 [Preview] No.226734 del
I’m going to have a glass of petrol and get the didgeridoo out


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:04:54 [Preview] No.226735 del
Goodnight HO-NEET


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:05:44 [Preview] No.226736 del
>>226732
Well bantered.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:06:39 [Preview] No.226737 del
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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:07:54 [Preview] No.226738 del
I’m going to have a glass of shitey and get the turtle out


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:08:32 [Preview] No.226739 del
I've been trying for months to organise all my old files before archiving them online somewhere.
The problem I have is that I run into photos I've taken from like 2016 and every time I see them I just start thinking about my life and whats happened over the past ~10 years etc.
It's making it hard to organise these files


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:08:48 [Preview] No.226740 del
>>226727
You are wasting your words mate, he is a fat miserable cunt and wants to be difficult and unhappy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:09:05 [Preview] No.226741 del
>>226737
She's more beautiful than the one I posted last night.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:09:19 [Preview] No.226742 del
>>226318
That sounds nice.
>>226323
I don't think this is canon NEETlore.
>>226324
Shriveled bulge*
>>226390
That's not ProteinNEET, that's my exec mate I used to go on cruises with.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:09:49 [Preview] No.226743 del
Also a surprising amount of dick pics I've sent


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:11:06 [Preview] No.226744 del
>>226743
Post them here please.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:11:46 [Preview] No.226745 del
>>226728
>lube
Is that what caused all the stains on the undies?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.226746 del
>>226743
And how many were posted here?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:12:20 [Preview] No.226747 del
Man I was actually pretty handsome pre-alcoholism


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.226748 del
>>226740
I don't blame him. My grandmother was meat and 2 veg lady. In last few years she had a try but it was bit more than chinkies in flavour than her liking and equal in salt.

I also hate going out most of the time and work place is probably going to a loud and busy joint. Not my cup of tea.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:13:42 [Preview] No.226749 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:15:16 [Preview] No.226750 del
>>226747
The pictures >>226744


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:15:32 [Preview] No.226751 del
>>226747
It is tragic what you've done to yourself.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:18:22 [Preview] No.226752 del
I should have been put down when I was born. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:20:12 [Preview] No.226753 del
>>226752
Night m8


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:22:49 [Preview] No.226754 del
>>226752
Good night NEET. Sleep tight. I hope you feel better tomorrow.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:23:22 [Preview] No.226755 del
>>226752
Good night NEET


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:23:55 [Preview] No.226756 del
Chafed bulge


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:23:57 [Preview] No.226757 del
Good evening NEETs.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:25:01 [Preview] No.226758 del
>>226757
Evening NEET.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:25:11 [Preview] No.226759 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:25:28 [Preview] No.226760 del
>>226756
Wank it!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:26:18 [Preview] No.226761 del
>>226439
Keep posting here.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:26:42 [Preview] No.226762 del
>>226757
Good evening NEET


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:26:52 [Preview] No.226763 del
>>226441
Piss on your face and hang the dishes.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:27:33 [Preview] No.226764 del
>>226446
He knows I do weird shit for you guys.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:28:27 [Preview] No.226765 del
>>226761
Well bantered.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:28:46 [Preview] No.226766 del
>>226764
Does he know about the bulge?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:29:03 [Preview] No.226767 del
>>226463
Spank the spider.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.226768 del
>>226764
We let you use lube. I don't see what you're complaining about.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:29:37 [Preview] No.226769 del
>>226764
Show him the soap holder. Begin his passion of its care and eventually restoration of its partner.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:31:15 [Preview] No.226770 del
This file organising would be a lot better with a bag of coke


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:31:28 [Preview] No.226771 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:32:03 [Preview] No.226772 del
>>226770
All progress would be flushed down the toilet if that happens.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:33:39 [Preview] No.226773 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:35:34 [Preview] No.226774 del
>>226550
I forgot about mine, it's still in the machine.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:37:01 [Preview] No.226775 del
>>226584
I was asleep.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:37:33 [Preview] No.226776 del
>>226588
I think you're very pretty.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:38:20 [Preview] No.226777 del
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>>226744

A brown girl from my time living in Sydney, a period I've spoken very little about.
Hope you enjoy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:38:26 [Preview] No.226778 del
>>226593
Did you have any salad on them?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:39:36 [Preview] No.226779 del
>>226602
Stroking a long, unkempt nape is where it's really at.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:40:34 [Preview] No.226780 del
>>226777
Hot! Post more.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:41:46 [Preview] No.226781 del
>>226777
She looks happy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:42:04 [Preview] No.226782 del
>>226642
The third one was good.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:42:17 [Preview] No.226783 del
>https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/australia-google-maps-uluru-pictures-scli-intl/index.html
>Australia asks Google to remove images from top of sacred site Uluru
Just when you thought the country couldn't sink any lower


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:42:39 [Preview] No.226784 del
>>226780
Could you handle that many consecutive wanks?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:43:11 [Preview] No.226785 del
Leftover KFC for dinner plus some of the Greek salad made earlier. Got heaps of it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:43:33 [Preview] No.226786 del
>>226781
Everyone is happy with a handfull of the bulge


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:43:44 [Preview] No.226787 del
>>226783
Just use Google Earth to look at it like the rest of us do.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:43:45 [Preview] No.226788 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:44:46 [Preview] No.226789 del
>>226784
There's only one way to find out.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.226790 del
>>226785
Looks interesting.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:49:54 [Preview] No.226791 del
>>226766
I think he would suspect.
I have talked about Possum many times.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:50:14 [Preview] No.226792 del
>>226748
It would be very hard to turn any elderly Westerner onto Chink feed.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:50:41 [Preview] No.226793 del
>>226769
He's probably into broken ones and would want to over use the other one.


Movie Corner NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:50:54 [Preview] No.226794 del
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Hey fellas!
Come watch a stream with us again, on 3 October.
I think it will be around the usual time 19:00 AESD. Or 20. I have to remind you again I know, so will decide later.
We're watching The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Tried to make fried rice for lunch, but I think I overfried it and the rice is fucking hard.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:51:20 [Preview] No.226795 del
>>226777
Oh. My.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:51:30 [Preview] No.226796 del
>>226752
Good night buddy, see you tomorrow some time.

>>226757
And good evening to you


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:51:59 [Preview] No.226797 del
>>226785
A well rounded meal.
KFC should sell greek salad.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:53:12 [Preview] No.226798 del
>>226785
Salad looks excellent m8


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:53:24 [Preview] No.226799 del
>>226794
That's a good flick.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:53:35 [Preview] No.226800 del
>>226795
Get it in ya


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:53:56 [Preview] No.226801 del
>>226791
>I have talked about Possum many times.
What do you say about him?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:53:59 [Preview] No.226802 del
>>226792
Chinkies was rare meal they had 3 to 4 times a year. Even then it was fried rice and another meat dish that would be a very Western version of it. Nannybot would give mostly anything a go. I admired that about her.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:54:20 [Preview] No.226803 del
>>226794
Hey m8


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:54:32 [Preview] No.226804 del
>>226794
>The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
An overrated film to be honest.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:55:51 [Preview] No.226805 del
>>226801
Just that I've been to see him other dirty things


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:56:31 [Preview] No.226806 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.226807 del
>>226799
>>226804
I dunno I haven't seen it.

>>226803
How's hanging?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:57:06 [Preview] No.226808 del
There are some great memories on this disk

I think archiving and cataloguing my photos is going to be a life-long thing.
I'll thank myself when I'm way older for keeping all these photos of simpler times, great to look back on from time to time.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:57:58 [Preview] No.226809 del
>>226793
Blown out one's can be good but sell him the benefits of the bath one. Tell him if the splashes bath it'll support him and its durable.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:58:51 [Preview] No.226810 del
>>226778
He forgot to buy coleslaw

>>226783
>Australia asks
Bet it was those white cunts who think they're legit boongs


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 10:59:42 [Preview] No.226811 del
>>226794
Hello,
Thanks for the update and thank you for reminding us later.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:02:00 [Preview] No.226812 del
This drag stream is good.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:02:46 [Preview] No.226813 del
>>226808
I have no photos.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:03:46 [Preview] No.226814 del
>>226808
What I see among my family, friends, and acquaintances that they take thousands of photos of weightless things, moments, and the special occasions are lost in the ocean of mediocrity. Back then when one needed film and it could record just only so much shots (and then they had to be developed), people considered when they took photos and of what. Digital photography was a mistake.

>>226811
Ofc.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:05:00 [Preview] No.226815 del
>>226790
>>226797
>>226798
Thanks you. I was very happy with the salad. The ingredients were: 1 English/continental cucumber, 1 tomato, half each of a green and red cucumber, half a red onion, handful of black olives and 300g of feta cheese.

The salad dressing: 3 tbsp olive oil, 1/2 tbsp dried oregano, some fresh parsley, clove of garlic, juice and zest of 1 lemon and some salt & pepper


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:07:45 [Preview] No.226816 del
>>226814
>Digital photography was a mistake.

Bollocks mate. The context has simply changed. I have a lot of bullshit photos of nothing important. They provide plenty of context to what was a time in my life, from the people I was with to the place I was living. Minor outtings that I can now recall relatively vividly because I have these associated photos.
It doesn't need to be a special occasion.
I think being able to look back on my time as an 18/19 year old doing all the typical coming of age things will be priceless as I get older. I already appreciate it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:09:35 [Preview] No.226817 del
I don't knowww
Just where I'm going


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:10:11 [Preview] No.226818 del
>>226817
Do you know where you've been?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.226819 del
>>226812
Glad I'm not the only one enjoying it. Getting hit with a lot of feels. Of times when I lived in Brissy.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.226820 del
>>226816
Not a mistake but the way people view photography has definitely changed for the worse (imo), as old mate pointed out. When your choices in anything are limited you will put more thought into what you ultimately choose.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:24:25 [Preview] No.226821 del
Those flamin' doritos gave me a flamin' bum hole.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:24:46 [Preview] No.226822 del
At a wage somewhere in 2017
This is the thing, with traditional photography you probably wouldn't capture a random moment of wage serenity on smoko, but now you can.
I think these are valuable snaps


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:27:08 [Preview] No.226823 del
>>226822
They are not valuable.
If it was worth remembering, you would've without a photo.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:28:16 [Preview] No.226824 del
>>226822
You posted that one on the board at the time.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:28:21 [Preview] No.226825 del
Good noot nights


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:29:12 [Preview] No.226826 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:29:59 [Preview] No.226827 del
>>226822
Why would you wanna remember being in some dead-end shit-kicking job?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:30:04 [Preview] No.226828 del
>>226823
My memory is just a bunch of flickers of a film reel. These photos are a valuable way to bring it to the present.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:31:26 [Preview] No.226829 del
>>226827
Why not?
There were some good times in my shit kicker days
Now I can reflect on how I've moved up to white collar cagie


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:31:49 [Preview] No.226830 del
>>226825
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:32:10 [Preview] No.226831 del
>>226816
I dunno mang. I'm happy it's working out for you, but I'm talking about how people can shot enormous amount of photos of their meals, or how their toddlers do their business on the potty, or their pets doing nothing in particular. All (meals, kids, pets, etc) can be worthy subjects of photos but it's just done routinely without any consideration, because they can, in massive numbers.
I also would take a step further in my criticism of digital photography, again based on what I see in my environment. Not once I hear "I thought I need a creative hobby and decided I'm gonna into photography". Then they buy professional machines in astronomical prices, sometimes do a course on the topic complemented by photo editing, and then... they do the same shitty pictures they would do with their chinkphones. Unoriginal and overdone topics in subpar quality. Insane.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:32:19 [Preview] No.226832 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and nice.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:32:53 [Preview] No.226833 del


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:34:25 [Preview] No.226835 del
>>226831
Not all photos need to be shared
You are ignoring the sentimental value that photos of your toddler or pets might have to people. It's a piece of history frozen in time.
Photography doesn't have to be an artistic or creative pursuit


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:35:21 [Preview] No.226836 del
Leather ball stretchers.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:36:02 [Preview] No.226837 del
>>226832
Good Night Tight'n'NiceNEET.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:36:41 [Preview] No.226838 del
>>226836
Don't embarrass us while the Hungary Bro is here please.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:36:48 [Preview] No.226839 del
I'm going to bed too.
Good night friends.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:39:28 [Preview] No.226840 del
>>226839
Good Night my Friend.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:40:33 [Preview] No.226841 del
Had a neet nap.
Having a bit more of a study.
Still HORNY


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:41:06 [Preview] No.226842 del
>>226835
>You are ignoring the sentimental value that photos of your toddler or pets might have to people.
I'm not. That is exactly what I wrote.
What you ignore is the literal thousands of pottying pictures they take. How much value that holds? My parents did take such photo. One in my whole childhood. Nowadays they just clicking away on every occasion. Oh, they put only a couple up to facebook sure, but I assure you they have thousands of that on their comps.
This photo here >>226822, could have been done thousand times. You made one(?) but people tend to do all the time.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:42:57 [Preview] No.226843 del
>>226752
Night noot! Sweet dreams.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:46:36 [Preview] No.226844 del
>>226842
>This photo here >>226822 (you), could have been done thousand times. You made one(?) but people tend to do all the time.

But the photos that other people have taken dont nullify the value of my own. I'm sure every parent probably takes plenty of photos of their kids, just because everyone does it doesn't make the contextual value of those photographs any lower.
You can definitely make an argument against low effort photos of meals to be shared as a snapchat story, but I have plenty of blurry photos of mates on a night out that while pretty shit as photos, are valuable in the memory that they have captured for me.
It's entirely subjective. I get your point but you are implying a purpose to these photos that doesn't have to apply.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:55:15 [Preview] No.226845 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 11:56:06 [Preview] No.226846 del
>>226844
My point is - actually - that they can't make an album of special things (like how people did before digital photographing) because all the photos that could qualify as important are lost among all the trash, and together are gathering dust on their HDDs or sd cards. It would be a huge effort to sort them out so in the end they worth as much as they'd never took them at all.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:01:35 [Preview] No.226847 del
>>226845
Gook night.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:04:02 [Preview] No.226848 del
>>226846
Some people sure.
They are still worth having. An unorganised mess is better than nothing.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:10:19 [Preview] No.226849 del
>>226848
An unorganized, never used mess. It's exactly nothing.
Btw those type of pictures, the simple moments, were taken back then, in the era of analog photography. And even before then, the so called genre painting was a thing.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:10:35 [Preview] No.226850 del
I worry I have not taken enough photos of my doggo. There's hardly any.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:13:53 [Preview] No.226851 del
>>226849
I'm using mine right now bud
Honestly think you might be mad you have nothing to take photos off. No offence.
I don't understand how anyone could disagree with someone capturing a moment in time.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:15:23 [Preview] No.226852 del
>>226850
Even if you could film his/her whole life it wouldn't be the same.

>>226851
I think you are the one who took my comment personally in the beginning. I'm just making observations.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:18:25 [Preview] No.226853 del
>>226852
I probably did, I'm an emotional, insecure lost wagie
No hard feelings


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:25:29 [Preview] No.226854 del
>>226853
>No hard feelings
I have none.
I think the media we're communicating through also has that general implication that every comment is a jab, instead of well... a comment.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:33:24 [Preview] No.226855 del
>>226632
It's pretty good
Actually its great
Little bar crawl and dinner with a girl before heading to a louder venue and back home for a root is divine


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 12:56:09 [Preview] No.226856 del
Reading old threats

We're a fuckin funny bunch aye


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 13:04:15 [Preview] No.226857 del
>>226856
Your BO is keeping the archive neat.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 13:05:12 [Preview] No.226858 del
Wonder what happened to the turtle
We haven't seen a bask in ages


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 13:17:12 [Preview] No.226859 del
6 pack of carltons en route


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 13:29:07 [Preview] No.226860 del
Burg and chips on the way
Classic Satdy in


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 13:50:54 [Preview] No.226862 del
One thing I've enjoyed archiving in addition to the photos is chatlogs with girls.
Its difficult on some platforms but still possible on facebook and whatsapp etc.
One day I will enjoy reading my flirtatious messages from when I was 19


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 14:03:48 [Preview] No.226863 del
feed


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 14:15:51 [Preview] No.226864 del
>>226863
Why are you having food at this hour


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 14:30:57 [Preview] No.226865 del
Didn't get enough (You)s in response to a pic of my cock tbh


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 14:49:11 [Preview] No.226866 del
Shut the fucking venetians NEET!!!!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 19:45:51 [Preview] No.226867 del
Morning neets. Slept ok, but I'm sneezing.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 20:13:18 [Preview] No.226868 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 20:14:15 [Preview] No.226869 del
>>226867
Good morning NEET. Me too. I think it was that sudden cold weather they came about.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 20:31:52 [Preview] No.226870 del
Morning all.
Time for some crumpets and monster


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 20:53:46 [Preview] No.226871 del
>>226870
Good morning. Have small sips today.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 20:59:52 [Preview] No.226872 del
Another day. Might go to the markets today to get out of this house.
>>226867
>>226870
>>226869
>>226868
Morning NEETs.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:00:11 [Preview] No.226873 del
I missed the Hungarian again.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:01:44 [Preview] No.226874 del
having the other half of that danish instead of crumpets


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:04:03 [Preview] No.226875 del
>>226872
which markets?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:13:57 [Preview] No.226877 del
>>226875
The ones in my town.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:15:31 [Preview] No.226878 del
>>226877
which town are you in?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:21:00 [Preview] No.226879 del
That's cheating!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:28:19 [Preview] No.226881 del
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>>226844
Sounds like bullshit.
You're putting too much value on that moment of time.
There is no perspective that makes it a unique, precious moment.
It is just time, and a waste of it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:29:27 [Preview] No.226882 del
>>226850
iktf, Monaro filmed him the other day and I saw the video.
I remember seeing a few pics of him when he was a pup, now he's like 15 and a frail old man.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:29:34 [Preview] No.226883 del
>>226881
Can you reach the keyboard with your legs up like that?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:30:44 [Preview] No.226884 del
If I got murdered or went missing, my family wouldn't have a single recent/adult photo of me to give the police or media.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:31:24 [Preview] No.226885 del
>>226883
With a sufficiently long neetstick, anything is possible.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:32:18 [Preview] No.226886 del
>>226856
We're excellent.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:33:51 [Preview] No.226887 del
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2020/sep/26/uk-barrister-mistaken-for-defendant-calls-for-compulsory-anti-racism-training

>The barrister who was mistaken for a defendant three times in one day at court has called for compulsory anti-racism training at every level of the UK legal system.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:34:06 [Preview] No.226888 del
>>226863
Nice burg.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:40:45 [Preview] No.226889 del
>>226865
You're used goods.
Shouldn't've been such a slut and gave it out to everyone.
Now you'll never get a good NEET to take care of you.
Instead you'll be pushing a trolley around in Pt Adelaide shopping centre, looking for ciggie butts.
That little NEETspawn will adopt your boong practices, unsure of which NEET is its dad, but somehow showing features from all of them.
Little NEET bum gremlin that you trained to ask for change, while you boong it up, still sending everyone pics of your dick while laying in stained trackies and using a pile of messenger newspaper as bedding.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:43:18 [Preview] No.226890 del
>>226879
I want to know if its for religious purposes or firewood.

>>226880
Here is a video from someone who is
>gay and jewish
and likes
>leather
>Comments are turned off. Learn more
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jSGifhtV8Is [Embed]

>>226881
Very comfy.

>>226887
London is a city of diversity and multiculturalism no doubt it happened.

>>226889
>still sending everyone pics of your dick while laying in stained trackies and using a pile of messenger newspaper as bedding.
Hot!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:44:08 [Preview] No.226891 del
>>226881
jesus christ neet that looks like my grandmas house


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NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:44:55 [Preview] No.226893 del
>>226890
>I want to know if its for religious purposes or firewood.
It is Sunday here in SA BEST A, so I would say he's off to church. No doubt one of those happy clapper varieties of church.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:45:58 [Preview] No.226894 del
(17.34 MB 1280x720 itAp40GGYEb1oesz.mp4)


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:46:22 [Preview] No.226895 del
>>226879
>>226890
I'm thinking he's probably putting it up somewhere and that's how they move it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:47:06 [Preview] No.226896 del
>>226883
I put my hands under my knees.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:49:09 [Preview] No.226898 del
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>>226871
>>226867
>>226869
>>226870
>>226872
>>226892

Good Morn Mongs

Today off. But been so busy have not been shopping and there is barely any food in the fridge. Woe. Such woe.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:49:33 [Preview] No.226899 del
>>226884
Post your bulge, if needed I'll give it to the cops.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:50:11 [Preview] No.226900 del
>>226891
It might be hers.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:50:29 [Preview] No.226901 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:50:36 [Preview] No.226902 del
>>226894
Beautiful.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:51:17 [Preview] No.226903 del
>>226898
Morning Bec.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:52:03 [Preview] No.226904 del
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Someone asked for pics of the backyard yesterday.
The green bin is where Helen's mate lives now.
The yacht could've gone to a good home but Weber didn't want it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:53:53 [Preview] No.226905 del
>>226904
You were not kidding about the stte of it.

>The green bin is where Helen's mate lives now.
You need to start work on building her McMansion.

>The yacht could've gone to a good home but Weber didn't want it.
Should have delivered it anyway.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:54:40 [Preview] No.226906 del
>>226887
How about compulsory anti-criminal training for the racial group this barrister is a part of, so they're not constantly ending up in court?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:56:17 [Preview] No.226907 del
>>226899
Already done.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:57:10 [Preview] No.226908 del
>>226906
London is too diverse for it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:58:02 [Preview] No.226909 del
So apparently yesterday some 42Gb of source code was leaked on 4chan, that appears to contain the source code for Windows XP, Windows 2000, and Server 2003.
If validated, that will result in a slew of new unpatchable vulnerabilities being discovered and exploited.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 21:59:58 [Preview] No.226910 del
>>226909
That would be interesting but isn't most of those operating system depreciated or are they going for new compatibility and undiscovered exploits?

Where would one find these files, asking for m8?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:03:27 [Preview] No.226912 del
>>226909
Speaking of that what is a good anti virus software?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:03:33 [Preview] No.226913 del
>>226892
Good morning old buddy


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:03:33 [Preview] No.226914 del
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>>226910
>That would be interesting but isn't most of those operating system depreciated
Lots of XP and Server 2003 still floating around in hospitals and operational environments of power, water, and train companies.

>Where would one find these files, asking for m8?
Not sure.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:09:33 [Preview] No.226915 del
>>226914
Ausneets runs on Webbo Technologies, so we'll be fine.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:09:52 [Preview] No.226916 del
>>226913
Howdy!


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:12:33 [Preview] No.226917 del
>>226912
If you're runnings Windows 10, I'd just turn on the built-in Defender and keep it updated.

Otherwise Kaspersky or something, but you really don't need to pay for AV with modern Windows.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:14:46 [Preview] No.226918 del
>>226915
>runs
limps


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:16:51 [Preview] No.226920 del
>>226919
That might require a kiwifarms login to view. I got a not found error.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:17:30 [Preview] No.226921 del
>>226920
Ignore, it was putting the two asterisks on the end of the URL.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:17:41 [Preview] No.226922 del
>>226919
I have download some random file from Google drive behind a VPN that was a mirror of the torrent and I am now download VM to extract it on it to test it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:19:16 [Preview] No.226923 del
>>226921
It generated some nasty code after it took about 30 seconds of holding the delete key for it to go away.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:20:36 [Preview] No.226924 del
>>226919
>>226922
I will also download mega link to compare.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:22:58 [Preview] No.226925 del
>>226879
The Falcon at the end was very symbolic

>>226884
Pigs would use my most recent mugshot

>>226897
Used to read their magazines at the library pre-Rona, a lot of interesting stuff albeit mostly too hard for me to understand. But the pictures looked cool.

>>226904
Pigsty


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.226926 del
>>226914
One hopes these XP boxes are safely isolated from the internet, or ideally, from the LAN.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:25:02 [Preview] No.226927 del
>>226925
>Pigs would use my most recent mugshot
What did you get charged with?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:27:05 [Preview] No.226928 del
>>226909
a fair chunk of the windows 2000 source code leaked online many years back, would be interesting see what they find in server 2k3

>>226912
> what is a good anti virus software?
linux


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:27:36 [Preview] No.226929 del
>>226925
>Pigsty
Well kept boongtopia.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:33:28 [Preview] No.226931 del
>>226929
where is the tinnie pile?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:41:20 [Preview] No.226932 del
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just cracked my second big can of V and put my last chicken popcorn pizza in the oven. A devilishly unhealthy breakfast.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:41:49 [Preview] No.226933 del
>>226932
> V
the inferior sip


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:43:31 [Preview] No.226934 del
>>226931
In garbage bags by the carport.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:45:20 [Preview] No.226935 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:46:51 [Preview] No.226936 del
Post your bulge while you wait for your pizza to cook, Nuro.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:52:47 [Preview] No.226937 del
Almost bought an apricot Danish.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:54:12 [Preview] No.226938 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:54:26 [Preview] No.226939 del
>>226937
Did you go with apple instead?


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:57:57 [Preview] No.226940 del
>>226938
double bleh


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:58:20 [Preview] No.226941 del
>>226937
imagine edging with food


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:59:48 [Preview] No.226942 del
>>226941
What a retarded thing to post.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 22:59:56 [Preview] No.226943 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXs5GAj8JKU [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:02:51 [Preview] No.226944 del
>>226942
He is new, he doesn't know that you only finish with food.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:03:28 [Preview] No.226945 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:07:07 [Preview] No.226946 del
>>226942
i was only pretending

>>226944
pizza is done, crust is delightfully light and fluffy, ingredients fresh, 10/10


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:07:31 [Preview] No.226947 del
>>226946
>only pretending


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:07:50 [Preview] No.226948 del
>>226946
Wait until it cools before finishing it.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:10:47 [Preview] No.226949 del
>>226948
A good opportunity to take that bulge picture.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:13:30 [Preview] No.226950 del
>>226947
tetramethyloxisilicate
>liquid sand
if it comes into contact with your eyes it forms tiny grains of sand under your eye that are too small to remove and cause permanent blindness


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:16:24 [Preview] No.226951 del
>>226946
>pizza is done, crust is delightfully light and fluffy, ingredients fresh, 10/10
Based.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:17:06 [Preview] No.226952 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:18:05 [Preview] No.226953 del
>>226950
Which is why TEOS is used in its stead.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:26:43 [Preview] No.226954 del


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:31:19 [Preview] No.226955 del
Scrotal influx.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:33:25 [Preview] No.226956 del
>>226927
Taking 'creepshots'. It's a misdemeanour.


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:46:11 [Preview] No.226957 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=edIK_3GWq2w [Embed]


NEET 09/26/2020 (Sat) 23:55:18 [Preview] No.226958 del
>>226956
They don't understand true art.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:00:34 [Preview] No.226960 del
>>226959
jesus how much fake tan has he got on today


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:01:42 [Preview] No.226961 del
>>226960
That's a long-term symptom of taking the redpill.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:04:00 [Preview] No.226962 del
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>>226946
>ingredients fresh
>frozen pizza


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:05:11 [Preview] No.226963 del
>>226962
no snags mate?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:05:28 [Preview] No.226964 del
or bacon


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:05:34 [Preview] No.226965 del
>>226962
Looks good.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:07:18 [Preview] No.226966 del
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>>226962
>frozen
you are such a dumb dumb man


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:08:16 [Preview] No.226967 del
>>226966
Go for a ride, Nuro.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:09:57 [Preview] No.226968 del
>>226966
Go for a long ride, Nuro.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:11:05 [Preview] No.226969 del
>>226967
SOON i am seriously knackered tho, need to lay down for a while


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:15:32 [Preview] No.226970 del
>>226962
Good amount of feed.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:15:38 [Preview] No.226971 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x_6HqRkdU98 [Embed]


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:16:54 [Preview] No.226972 del
>>226956
Misda, do not demean our BASED Nuro


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:18:01 [Preview] No.226973 del
>>226959
I like the booing and cheering now the "U S A" chanting.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:19:52 [Preview] No.226974 del
>>226963
No snags

>>226965
Tasted even better

>>226968
On the wrong side of a highway

>>226970
Good amount of poos in my future


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:21:59 [Preview] No.226975 del
>>226974
Have you tried the coconut sriracha before?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:22:28 [Preview] No.226976 del
Gay profit maximisation.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:26:26 [Preview] No.226977 del
going to dan and kfc soon
so as not to be called a selfish cunt again, would anybody like anything?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:29:29 [Preview] No.226978 del
>>226971
do not watch this one, munk


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:32:52 [Preview] No.226979 del
>>226977
30 pieces of original recipe please.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:33:05 [Preview] No.226980 del
>>226977
No thanks, but thank you for asking.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:34:54 [Preview] No.226981 del
>>226977
could you grab me 30kg of selfish cunt thx


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:37:05 [Preview] No.226982 del
It seems that Windows leak has one or two hidden surprises inside. I think it is an attempt to infect people by downloading it that has been done previously with image dumps, as people are saying the code has been available for anyone with .edu address:

This was as a: Gen:Backdoor.Heur.Eq0@qGGdHYlG
>nt5src\XPSP1\multimedia\danim\src\javacab\x86\cabcopy.exe

This seems to be Windows service but detected as a Trojan file?
>nt5src\Win2K3\tools\x86\codescantool\policheck\policheck.com


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:37:28 [Preview] No.226983 del
>>226982
Probably should have turned off the gook flag.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.226984 del
>>226981
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:40:13 [Preview] No.226985 del
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>>226892
Good morning my friend. Happy Birthday!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:40:29 [Preview] No.226986 del
>>226889
Well bantered.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:40:41 [Preview] No.226987 del
>>226984
well then get me 30kg of shellfish cunt then ;)


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:41:32 [Preview] No.226988 del
>>226863
Very nice looking feed.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:42:34 [Preview] No.226989 del
>>226898
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:43:16 [Preview] No.226990 del
>>226985
is it cruisedog's birthday today?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:43:25 [Preview] No.226991 del
>>226904
You need to mow that lawn.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:43:54 [Preview] No.226992 del
>>226990
if it is, we need to buy him a second boat


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:47:25 [Preview] No.226993 del
>>226992
Perhaps a mega boat can be made from combining them.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:48:09 [Preview] No.226994 del
>>226993
i think that's called a dogamaran


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:48:59 [Preview] No.226995 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:51:01 [Preview] No.226996 del
>>226995
Tomato sauce is a bit steep.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:52:00 [Preview] No.226997 del
>>226995
>>226996
I am wrong it is not really.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 00:52:42 [Preview] No.226998 del
>>226995
The moment we had to pay extra for tomato is the moment this country died.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:01:03 [Preview] No.226999 del
>>226998
Could you pin point a time?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:01:12 [Preview] No.227000 del
>>226989
mornin'


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:02:33 [Preview] No.227001 del
Anyone ITT have depression?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:02:35 [Preview] No.227002 del
>>226995
GLUG ?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:04:32 [Preview] No.227003 del
>>226999
Before now.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:08:05 [Preview] No.227004 del
>>226985
Thank you very much.
You are very good NEET.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:08:20 [Preview] No.227005 del
>>226865
It was a good pic Monk, I think the NEETs were a bit hesitant to give out the (you)s because they are afraid it might seem gay to respond to a dick pic positively. They are a bit repressed.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:08:53 [Preview] No.227006 del
>>227001
I have sad violine. I love it so much:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:10:35 [Preview] No.227008 del
>>226995
I'll zap your icicles.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:13:58 [Preview] No.227009 del
I bought kipfler potatoes today.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:15:19 [Preview] No.227010 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:18:17 [Preview] No.227011 del
>>226975
Yes, but the Marion's Kitchen brand. Couldn't taste any coconut.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:18:58 [Preview] No.227012 del
Hello goon tax my old friend


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:25:30 [Preview] No.227014 del
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>>226995
Where did you get that?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:28:30 [Preview] No.227015 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:29:51 [Preview] No.227016 del
>>227009
Fancy.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:31:03 [Preview] No.227017 del
>>227014
They were very sweet, as a kid I loved that flavour, but not as much as an adult unless it is made fruit juice.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:31:09 [Preview] No.227018 del
>>227014
>Where did you get that?
I am not him, but it is the sort of thing that floats around on the boomer nostalgia facebook pages.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:35:54 [Preview] No.227019 del
>>227005
I didn't reply out of dick-size jealousy


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:37:08 [Preview] No.227020 del
>>227019
4 inch NEET?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:43:01 [Preview] No.227021 del
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Hi, do any of you live in Victoria but outside on inner suburban Melbourne and if so can I come live with you?
I am not kidding. I don't want to live with normies. I don't want to spend months more in this upstairs apartment with helicopters overhead, bootlicking normies everywhere are limited natural surroundings. I'm very nice and not annoying and can cook and stuff but would also leave you alone and fuck off as soon as you told me too. I'm 30 and female and I have a dog but she's extremely clean and quiet and could live in my room if you wanted, you'd never know she was there.
Nuke Melbourne.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:48:18 [Preview] No.227024 del
I guess there's nothing else to do except ride out this bender until the end of the weekend.
Having a beer for breakky and a cheeky peek out the venetians, nice music on the telly, pretty calm considering.

>>227021
You could stay with me but I expect sexual favours

>>226904
Thankyou


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:51:05 [Preview] No.227025 del
>>227024
Where do you live?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:52:18 [Preview] No.227026 del
Having an English double stout for a change.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:52:49 [Preview] No.227027 del
>>227024
>You could stay with me but I expect sexual favours
Hot!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:53:48 [Preview] No.227028 del
>>227005
I wish he'd blacked out less of her face and included some baby batter.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:57:43 [Preview] No.227029 del
>>227025
15 minutes east of Melbourne CBD


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:58:53 [Preview] No.227030 del
>>227026
Better, worse or just different?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 01:59:44 [Preview] No.227031 del
>>227029
so Melbourne then lol.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:00:24 [Preview] No.227032 del
>>227030
Just a little different. Still prefer Coopers, but I think I could survive on English beer if I had to.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:03:38 [Preview] No.227033 del
If anyone is into psychedelic rock, here is my suggestion for the day

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YcL8SvyKtE4 [Embed]

Going very well with my morning cone.
Groovy and exotic, different but not edgy


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:07:00 [Preview] No.227034 del
>tfw trying to pirate a game and its just not working


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:09:35 [Preview] No.227035 del
>>227034
you need to give up this life of crime


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:11:26 [Preview] No.227036 del
>>227029
Well that doesn't help me escape Melbs but it is close enough to my current apartment for the other thing. Got any fetishes? Is your dick clean?
>>227033
Good memories with this. Thanks for bringing it into my day


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:13:58 [Preview] No.227037 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:14:43 [Preview] No.227038 del
>>227035
i have on that game, if it ever goes on sale i might buy it but no way am i paying $90 for a 3 year old game


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:15:29 [Preview] No.227039 del
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>>227036
>Is your dick clean?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:15:49 [Preview] No.227040 del
might watch some beauty youtubes and work out how to try and fix my shitty skin


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:16:26 [Preview] No.227041 del
>>227037
Look mate it's tough times during lockdown okay
I've had sex once in the past 18 months, have a heart.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:16:55 [Preview] No.227042 del
>>227040
It's all diet. Also, launder your pillowcase regularly.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:17:22 [Preview] No.227043 del
>>227038
What game?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:18:14 [Preview] No.227044 del
Cleaned the bong for the first time this month
Fuck it packs a punch now
That big cone has me cooked

I'm in a really energetic mood. Might not drink after all


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:18:28 [Preview] No.227045 del
i wonder if this femNEET has posted here elbow here before


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:18:55 [Preview] No.227046 del
>>227043
halo wars 2


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:19:02 [Preview] No.227047 del
Did some shopping, on the way home.
Looking forward to having some breakky.
On day nine of nowank. Surprisingly not that horny.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:20:46 [Preview] No.227048 del
>>227047
I did nowank yesterday. Gave in this morning.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:24:06 [Preview] No.227049 del
I don't think I've done 24 hours of nowank in about a decade. Even when I used to take anti-depressants that stopped my peepee from getting hard I'd just keep stroking until something happened. No genies yet


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:24:43 [Preview] No.227050 del
so the honorary aryan has 'erotic fiction' listed as an interest on facebook


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:25:31 [Preview] No.227051 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:25:42 [Preview] No.227052 del
I'm a teetotaller NEET that might get something to drink for this afternoon.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:26:24 [Preview] No.227053 del
>>227052
You should get one (1) longneck of Coopers stout and sit down to drink it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:27:03 [Preview] No.227054 del
>>227050
At least shes honest about it


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:27:20 [Preview] No.227055 del
>>227053
I never really liked beer that times I tried it out in the past.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:28:38 [Preview] No.227056 del
>>227055
Well just get one (1) of something you think you might like and sit down to drink it and don't turn into Monk.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:29:11 [Preview] No.227057 del
>>227054
It was the only interest listed besides "World Fact" whatever that is.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:30:12 [Preview] No.227058 del
>>227055
don't drink megaswill then
get a coopers pale longneck


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:31:47 [Preview] No.227059 del
Come over for cones Shiteo


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:33:11 [Preview] No.227060 del
Don't do it Shitey


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:36:00 [Preview] No.227061 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t6twhXA1Gyw [Embed]

Makes me wanna take meff and spend 24 hours in my dark bedroom browsing the nets like old times


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:36:27 [Preview] No.227062 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:41:15 [Preview] No.227063 del
>>227050
Very good development.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:43:47 [Preview] No.227064 del
GROOVE ARMADA!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:47:02 [Preview] No.227065 del
I see you baby!
Shakin that ass!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:58:07 [Preview] No.227066 del
>>227028
I would have liked to see him penetrating the juicy brown snatch.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 02:59:52 [Preview] No.227067 del
>>227047
>breakky


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:01:10 [Preview] No.227068 del
Do it Shitey


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:01:27 [Preview] No.227069 del
Quite enjoy these middle eastern dub kind of tracks
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-isjGJTiNs [Embed]

Going to IGA to get a can or two.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:03:58 [Preview] No.227070 del
Tittybong is a locality in the northwest of Victoria, Australia, within the Shires of Gannawarra and Buloke. Tittybong is located west of Kerang and east of the Calder Highway. It is south of Swan Hill, Tittybong's nearest large town. At the 2016 Census, Tittybong had a population of 3


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:06:55 [Preview] No.227071 del
>>227069
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eWdBCEx531Y [Embed]


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:07:35 [Preview] No.227072 del
These cunts at KFC can't cook for shit. Everything was too brown and too salty. I don't think they have changed the oil in weeks. Everything tasted like garbage.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:10:01 [Preview] No.227073 del
>>227072
Write to the Colonel.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:12:29 [Preview] No.227074 del
Back from the daily booze run - raspberry sour on a sunny day. Pity I can't go outside.
Fuck Melbourne.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:18:16 [Preview] No.227075 del
Haven't had Solo in years. It tastes awful.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:18:17 [Preview] No.227076 del
>>227073
dont fuck with the colonel


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:19:24 [Preview] No.227077 del
>>227074
>Pity I can't go outside
why ?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:20:43 [Preview] No.227078 del
>>227077
lock down you knucklehead


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:22:02 [Preview] No.227079 del
>>227077
No garden, and my area is full of Karens who wouldn't hesitate to report me for drinking a tinny in the park


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:22:09 [Preview] No.227080 del
>>227078
There is no need for that sort of language.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:23:16 [Preview] No.227081 del
>>227080
i'm sorry


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:24:50 [Preview] No.227082 del
>>227081
You don't need to be, since it was a reasonable reaction.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:26:27 [Preview] No.227083 del
>>227079
Do any of you cunts cook and if so what should I cook tonight
>>227080
I can say cunt, right?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:27:03 [Preview] No.227084 del
More restrictions easing today


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:27:17 [Preview] No.227085 del
>>227083
>Do any of you cunts cook and if so what should I cook tonight
I am cooking steak sandwiches for dinner tonight. You should try that.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:27:34 [Preview] No.227086 del
>>227072
Like you deserve any better


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:29:12 [Preview] No.227087 del
>>227085
What cut do you use?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:30:06 [Preview] No.227088 del
>>227075
Did you just watch Greg's Kitchen's latest food review?

>>227085
A great choice. Adding anything else to the sanga?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:32:20 [Preview] No.227089 del
>>227087
I just have a tray of pre-banged sizzle steaks from woolies.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:32:27 [Preview] No.227090 del
Gonna shave my beard into a very experimental goatee


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.227091 del
>>227088
>Adding anything else to the sanga?
I think I have an onion in the cupboard. Other than that just red sauce and salt and pepper.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:33:38 [Preview] No.227092 del
>>227090
vagina beard


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:33:45 [Preview] No.227093 del
>>227088
>Did you just watch Greg's Kitchen's latest food review?
No. I am watching it now since you mentioned it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:36:37 [Preview] No.227094 del
>>227079
>>227078
you can still go outside to "excercise" yesno ?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:38:47 [Preview] No.227095 del
The Good Guys keep calling me about this vacuum.
I haven't answered yet
Honestly I think I deserve another free vacuum because of their incompetence.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:39:13 [Preview] No.227096 del
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jeeeesuz fucking christ neets....

https://streamable.com/t65hka


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:39:38 [Preview] No.227097 del
>>227095
Be an honest and upright person. Do not soil yourself through dishonesty.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:39:39 [Preview] No.227098 del
>>227095
and to think, if you had just answered the phone this saga would all be over


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:40:03 [Preview] No.227099 del
>>227095
Just go in pretend you have no clue what's going on but have been receiving all these phone calls. Tell them you bough a vacuum a long time ago but do not remember buying one recently.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:41:20 [Preview] No.227100 del
>>227096
Trannies inc.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:41:28 [Preview] No.227101 del
ok its time for that ride later neets


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:42:02 [Preview] No.227102 del
SHITEY YOU CUNT SELL ME SOME DEXIES


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:42:09 [Preview] No.227103 del
>>227095
Be an honest and upright person. Soil yourself.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:42:42 [Preview] No.227104 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:43:50 [Preview] No.227105 del
They just sent me an e-mail saying to call and they will arrange complimentary postage via AusPost.
I just might


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.227106 del
>>227101
CADENCE


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:44:46 [Preview] No.227107 del
>>227100
those are the people that are banning censoring joe rogan


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:44:54 [Preview] No.227108 del
>>227105
You have to after that.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:45:37 [Preview] No.227109 del
>>227094
Yeah but like I say Karens will grief me. Did you hear the story about the guy who got fined cos after buying a kebab, he sat to eat it on a park bench? Just not worth it. They already glare at me cos I'm young, fit and don't hate my life. Rich, ageing housewives are the worst.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:46:01 [Preview] No.227110 del
>>227101
Have a nice time. See you later.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:46:59 [Preview] No.227111 del
>>227105
Don't do it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:47:58 [Preview] No.227112 del
>tfw power cuts-out unexpectedly


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:52:13 [Preview] No.227113 del
Can picture Monk and Shitey, sitting on the floor stripped down to their undies having a cones and dexie session. Monk starts talking about Poojeetas and eventually opens up some porn on the laptop. Then the wank session starts.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:52:41 [Preview] No.227114 del
>>227089
That shit belongs in the pet-food aisle

>>227091
Not a fan of cheese?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:54:51 [Preview] No.227115 del
Cut my toenails. Dinner is sorted.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:55:22 [Preview] No.227116 del
>>227096
Always a software engineer. One crazy trick to achieve "diversity" in the field


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:55:52 [Preview] No.227117 del
>>227113
Imagine the smell.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:56:45 [Preview] No.227118 del
>>227114
>Not a fan of cheese?
Not on a steak sandwich.

I'll ignore your other comment.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:57:02 [Preview] No.227119 del
>>227089
Efficient, respect.
>>227091
Nah mate steak sanga needs mayo, tomato, lettuce. Have I unknowingly capitulated to the Americunt school of steak sandwiches?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:57:21 [Preview] No.227120 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:58:11 [Preview] No.227121 del
>>227093
OK, you'll understand after watching why I mentioned it

>>227105
Take it, the fuck-up is on them. Just like how Menulog delivered me the wrong KFC order


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 03:59:38 [Preview] No.227122 del
>>227121
>Menulog delivered me the wrong KFC order
Did you get a refund?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:01:19 [Preview] No.227123 del
>>227122
It's a pain in the fucking arse. The store "can't do anything about it" you have to go through Menulog directly.
Muppets still owe me a Zinger burger, thanks for the reminder.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:01:56 [Preview] No.227124 del
>>227119
That's how Motherbat insists on making them for me, but sometimes I just like meat and bread and a bit of dead horse.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:03:43 [Preview] No.227125 del
>>227109
>and don't hate my life
You're on the wrong board son

>>227118
>I'll ignore your other comment
lol


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:05:51 [Preview] No.227126 del
>>227115
A greek salad would go well with them.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:07:01 [Preview] No.227127 del
>>227126
Grill up some Halloumi for an entree.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:07:48 [Preview] No.227128 del
>>227126
I'm actually considering making a Greek salad for dinner.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:08:31 [Preview] No.227129 del
Had two (2) stouts. Time for a cabernet sauvignon.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:09:36 [Preview] No.227130 del
>>227125
I mean I do for a couple hours a day. I suppose the operational difference is I haven't given up all hope.
I hope you haven't either brother, otherwise I'll be forced to try to chat.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:10:32 [Preview] No.227131 del
Holy shit, one of the toenail clippings was really thicc.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:10:43 [Preview] No.227132 del
>>227127
Fuck yes halloumi
>>227129
Red wine while drinking alone at 2pm. Men are fucking gross.
Bubbly and sour ale all day and night.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:11:27 [Preview] No.227133 del
>>227129
With the power currently off I can't open the fridge for another cold beer so might get into some brandy.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:11:40 [Preview] No.227134 del
>>227132
>ale all day and night.
Straight to the arse.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:11:48 [Preview] No.227135 del
>>227131
It will need a longer cooking time.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:12:34 [Preview] No.227136 del
>>227134
+ squats = profit


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:13:46 [Preview] No.227137 del
>>227135
Toenails are better raw.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:14:32 [Preview] No.227138 del
>>227133
That seems a bit extreme mate. Where exactly do you live, middle of the Nullarbor?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:15:10 [Preview] No.227139 del
>>227132
>Men are fucking gross.
post elbow or gtfo


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:21:26 [Preview] No.227140 del
BO I'm sure you know what to do with this '30 year old female'


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:22:47 [Preview] No.227141 del
50% battery power remaining. Going to un-tether the phone and watch a movie.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:23:09 [Preview] No.227142 del
EXTREMELY HORNY
I am worried I might break.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:23:58 [Preview] No.227143 del
>>227141
Does you electricity provider give you an ETA to fix it?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:24:56 [Preview] No.227144 del
>>227129
Will any spirits be drunk today?

I'm heading to IGA for two (2) cans of Asahi.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:25:42 [Preview] No.227145 del
>>227140
Ignoring it is beyond the ability of some.
>>227142
Went me to send a selfie? That should work.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:25:43 [Preview] No.227146 del
>>227144
>Asahi
blehg
get some coopers pale


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:29:16 [Preview] No.227147 del
>>227145
I will immediately cum if you are Soy Free or Weber.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:29:38 [Preview] No.227148 del
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>>227140
Is it sex, murder or doxxing? rolling for sex
>>227146
Asahi is yum. I like alcohol that tastes like nothing because I have a vagina.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:34:15 [Preview] No.227149 del
What is going on? Do we have another fucking woman here?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:38:04 [Preview] No.227150 del
>>227149
Yes, please don't make me leave.
I promise to never mention my gender ever again, if that's what you want, just don't send me back to the normies.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:38:22 [Preview] No.227151 del
>>227149
Don't be misogynist.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:38:42 [Preview] No.227152 del
>>227150
How did you find your way here young lady?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:39:49 [Preview] No.227153 del
>>227152
>young lady


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:40:22 [Preview] No.227154 del
>>227143
It was just restored. That was one stressful hour. Another 6-pack of beers have been placed into the freezer.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:40:50 [Preview] No.227155 del
>>227154
Set a timer so they don't burst.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:41:07 [Preview] No.227156 del
put fresh air in the car tyres


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:41:51 [Preview] No.227157 del
>>227153
>>227152
Can confirm, post-wall roastie. I was shitposting on /b/ when you were still at your mother's teet. Lockdown drove me back in search of bantz
>>227155
Thanks for the reminder.


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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:43:39 [Preview] No.227160 del
>>227157
>post-wall roastie.
There are some NEETs in Melbourne who would probably enjoy your physical company. Would you be interested in hooking up with them for casual sexual encounters?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:43:57 [Preview] No.227161 del
>>227157
What state?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:45:33 [Preview] No.227162 del
>>227155
The person larping as the '30 year old female' made the "thanks for the reminder" reply >227157

It's now imitating other users. BO you know what to do. We're waiting...


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:46:57 [Preview] No.227163 del
>>227160
>>227161
My first post this morning was asking if I can move in with anyone in Victoria, who doesn't live in inner Melbourne. Fuck this shyte.
I don't do casual sex, but unironically feel the odds of meeting a guy I could have a proper conversation with is far greater here than from among the Tinder simps.
I don't want to break your "not fitting in rule" and get banned, so suffice it to say, I'll move in with ya, I'll suckya dick, but I'll stop talkin bout it now and if I get banned for responding to people then I'll file a complaint with the Human Rights Commission.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:52:15 [Preview] No.227164 del
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>>227163
>then I'll file a complaint with the Human Rights Commission.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:53:21 [Preview] No.227165 del
>tfw no mentally unstable homeless NEET gf to suck ya dick


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:54:27 [Preview] No.227166 del
Got some Sapporos instead of Asahi.
Also got a gummy pizza

Have already cleaned the kitchen and emptied the bin, just put on a load of washing. I'm out of breath.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:55:07 [Preview] No.227167 del
>>227166
>gummy pizza
wot


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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:57:12 [Preview] No.227170 del
>>227165
I'm not homeless you knobhead, I just don't wanna be in suburban Melbs anymore.
You got a nice Belgrave pad you'd care to trade for this inner east bullshit? Market value's through the roof, bra!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:57:44 [Preview] No.227171 del
>>227169
Primary school feels


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 04:59:32 [Preview] No.227172 del
>>227169
I have never encountered these before.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:00:47 [Preview] No.227173 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:02:53 [Preview] No.227174 del
>>227170
Rent is not going to be significantly cheaper in Belgrave.
Living in the inner city isn't that expensive

Anyway, we would need to have a trail blowjob before I let you move in with me. How about Tuesday at 2?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:05:14 [Preview] No.227175 del
Nuro 'goes for a ride' and then this '30 year old female' appears again...


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:05:27 [Preview] No.227176 del
>>227173
They look vile


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:05:58 [Preview] No.227177 del
>>227175
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:06:15 [Preview] No.227178 del
>>227175
Bec has her fingers in many pies.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:06:29 [Preview] No.227179 del
>>227174
You just named my lucky day and one of my lucky numbers, sporto. You're on!
It's not a matter of trading rent for rent, I have equity in this property and just want to get the fuck outta here in the short term before buying somewhere particularly nice when I'm ready to do so.
No joke best gobbie ya ever had but chances are slim ya won't cringe me out of it well and truly beforehand.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:06:37 [Preview] No.227180 del
>>227174
How romantic.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:06:58 [Preview] No.227181 del
>>227175
30 is too young to be nuro.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:07:36 [Preview] No.227182 del
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>>227174
>Anyway, we would need to have a trail blowjob before I let you move in with me. How about Tuesday at 2?
I could help you out neet.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:07:45 [Preview] No.227183 del
Blowjobs for Rent: A NEET romance


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:09:10 [Preview] No.227184 del
>>227183
I was very sad when this didn't link to anything. Use underline with caution, sadist.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:10:08 [Preview] No.227185 del
>>227177
Get fucked.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:12:31 [Preview] No.227186 del
I wonder if it will be a spit or swallow?
I wonder if he will do it while working?
I wonder if he will send a dick picture before hand?
I wonder...


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:13:39 [Preview] No.227187 del
I wonder if she will send a dick picture before hand?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:17:53 [Preview] No.227189 del
It's kind of fascinating guys, for real. Cos I worked my way up through the normies to the point that they just can't do it for me anymore. I've been 10/10, I've had pretty long blonde hair, I've shaved it all off to get them to leave me the fuck alone and still had simps pulling up by the side of the road to tell me how I made a shaved head "Look fuckin awesome!!" etc etc
And here I am, at the end of the day, begging for acceptance.
It's fine with me, really. I just wanted you fellas to know, for your own self-esteem:
In the great circle of life, you really are the dominant males in this society. They might not get it when they look at you walking down the street, but you heard it here.
God bless ya


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:18:30 [Preview] No.227190 del
>>227177
These posts are completely worthless.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:20:46 [Preview] No.227191 del
Bought milk, honey ham, tea and some more muesli bars when I went to IGA. The redhead was there today.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:22:20 [Preview] No.227192 del
>>227189
>I've been 10/10
You've been maybe 6/10 at best.
Women tend to massively overestimate their attractiveness.
I don't mean to be rude but women are often rather deluded about their attractiveness because men are so pathetic in their standards.
If you shut the fuck up about being a woman you'll be fine here.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:22:28 [Preview] No.227193 del
>>227191
You should have bought magnum condoms to impress her


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:22:37 [Preview] No.227194 del
>>227190
It is just one loser that does it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:23:17 [Preview] No.227195 del
thought I had red sauce in teh cupboard, but I don't
fortunately I do have some mcdolans ketchup sachets sitting around for my steak sangas


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:23:34 [Preview] No.227196 del
>>227191
>muesli bars
Brand and flavour?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:24:14 [Preview] No.227197 del
>>227196
Uncle Toby's forest fruits.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:24:42 [Preview] No.227198 del
>>227192
>If you shut the fuck up about being a woman you'll be fine here.
pretty much what this chap says
if you'd never mentioned it, nobody would have been any the wiser (apart from an odd-looking bulge picture)


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:25:10 [Preview] No.227199 del
>>227191
Did you tell her the other neets said hi.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:25:19 [Preview] No.227200 del
>>227192
Fair call, you've never met me. I know that. I really honestly said what I said above to try to help you all contextualise your status in this society - I know there's a big difference between knowing you're superior to others and actually understanding that you're at the top of the social hierarchy


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:25:33 [Preview] No.227201 del
McBall Stretcher.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:26:28 [Preview] No.227202 del
>>227198
Yeah but I'm not that pathetic bro.
I'll other find a soulmate, or a cool place to live, or trade some low level bantz for a day or two before moving on to better things.
How long some of you cunts been at this, for real? No judgement, but...fark


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:26:47 [Preview] No.227203 del
>>227197
>forest fruits.
Too sweet.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:26:56 [Preview] No.227204 del
Jack's Stretcher.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:27:23 [Preview] No.227205 del
>>227202
Go for your bike ride already.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:27:46 [Preview] No.227206 del
Terribly stressful social encounter with my neighbour on my way to do the laundry.
He was out in the garden with a hot Asian girl, I was too high and hungover to make proper conversation. Ended up buying some weed off him just to get away.
Then the other neighbour was out in the carpark on my way back.
The Asian girl was stunning though.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:27:55 [Preview] No.227207 del
>>227195
I always stockup on the 2L Fountain sauce when it's on special for $3 at coles


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:28:06 [Preview] No.227208 del
>>227205
I don't understand this reference but I like to learn, can you explain?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:28:47 [Preview] No.227209 del
>>227206
I'll buy the weed off you + $10 to make you break even?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:29:05 [Preview] No.227210 del
>>227206
>Ended up buying some weed off him just to get away.
How much did you pay?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:29:38 [Preview] No.227211 del
>>227210
80 for a quarter


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:29:47 [Preview] No.227212 del
>>227206
I don't talk to my neighbours at all.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.227213 del
>>227212
I'm not talking to mine after the bin incident. He can get fucked.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:32:29 [Preview] No.227214 del
>>227202
so you've been on boards since "most of us were still suckling", yet start going to pieces once a few negative comments come your way?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:34:09 [Preview] No.227215 del
>>227189
What do you think of Harry Potter? (the book/film franchise, not the individual character)


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:35:12 [Preview] No.227216 del
>>227214
Well, I took a good period of time off, anon...almost a decade.
Also, female.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs&feature=share


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:35:30 [Preview] No.227217 del
>>227213
He may have dementia and forgot.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:37:15 [Preview] No.227218 del
Anyone want to play Minecraft?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:38:32 [Preview] No.227219 del
I wanna fuck that Asian girl so bad


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:39:33 [Preview] No.227220 del
>>227219
Have a wank instead.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:40:38 [Preview] No.227221 del
>>227219
It could be Cindy. Have some respect.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:41:01 [Preview] No.227222 del
>>227218
No, thank you.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:42:02 [Preview] No.227223 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:45:15 [Preview] No.227224 del
Might go drink some beers down by the beech
Hope I don't run into ex-Monaro, I don't wanna talk to her while baked


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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:49:09 [Preview] No.227226 del
>>227215
I enjoyed the latter few books in real time as they came out, very much.
Hero's Journey for our (my) time etc.
Also JK Rowling hates trannies so many extra points.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:49:39 [Preview] No.227227 del
>>227225
I'm on the spectrum, so I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:49:54 [Preview] No.227228 del
I can hear them talking outside.
I have to go back and pick up my washing.

Feeling like a venetian peering schitzo boong again


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:52:35 [Preview] No.227229 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:55:20 [Preview] No.227230 del
>>227223
Looks interesting might download it to watch later.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:55:51 [Preview] No.227231 del
>>227229
Is rereading HP after turning NatSoc even possible - has anyone tried?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:56:29 [Preview] No.227232 del
>>227231
> after turning NatSoc


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:58:17 [Preview] No.227233 del
>>227232
In an enlightened Eastern spirituality kind of way, of course, sir!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:59:22 [Preview] No.227234 del
>>227233
some of us were born it


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 05:59:44 [Preview] No.227235 del
>>227231
>after turning NatSoc
Cringe bro.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:01:10 [Preview] No.227236 del
>>227234
Teach me senpai.
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
t. Melbournite


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:11:15 [Preview] No.227237 del
Washing done
Having the second sapporo
Pretty productive for a hangover but man has that awkward encounter got me thinking negatively
It's also too hot for a hoody so the whole town saw my beer gut.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:13:46 [Preview] No.227238 del
>>227202
Actual women don't call each other 'cunts'. Go away. You're just so obvious.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:15:24 [Preview] No.227239 del
>>227208
You're the same person who recently pretended to be some gook chick. Go away now. Back to wherever.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:17:47 [Preview] No.227240 del
>>227238
I posted a pic already. Cunts are cunts, what can I say?
>>227235
Genuinely would like to know what's cringe, not cos I feel insulted but cos I want to level up. I was a lefty feminist, what can I say, woman who grew up in Melbourne...now I'm on that Hindu-NatSoc, Hitler-as-an-Incarnation-of-Vishnu train; where does it go from here? Much thanks for the shortcut
>>227239
No, I'm not. I'm the chick who showed up recently and talked about Uncle Ben's rice. I forgot to look for it at Coles.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:19:11 [Preview] No.227241 del
I am not comfortable with a female on the board.

Cruisey!!!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:20:21 [Preview] No.227242 del
>>227241
>Cruisey!!!
no need to sign your posts lmao


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:20:46 [Preview] No.227243 del
420!!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:21:39 [Preview] No.227244 del
>>227242
Well bantered.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:25:20 [Preview] No.227245 del
>>227207
A very wise move

>>227209
I'd rather have the hot Asian


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:26:46 [Preview] No.227246 del
>>227240
Do you have BPD?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:29:05 [Preview] No.227247 del
>>227216
>Also, female
Anyone who comes into any community and starts pointing out their gender is a very obvious sign of malicious intent. GTFO already


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:34:40 [Preview] No.227248 del
>>227240
>Genuinely would like to know what's cringe
The constant baiting. No matter what the subject. Fuck. Off.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:35:19 [Preview] No.227249 del
I'd be slightly unhappy if Dan Andrews died, I suppose, but much less than I would be than if anyone else died.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:36:40 [Preview] No.227250 del
>>227248
and to think my fear was that i'd be the one unable to handle the bantz...


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:36:52 [Preview] No.227251 del
>>227248
Calm down.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:41:04 [Preview] No.227252 del
>>227250
That guy is just an angry incel.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:41:28 [Preview] No.227253 del
>>227249
The only thing that Dan Andrews could do better is if he nuked Melbourne


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:42:50 [Preview] No.227254 del
>>227021
>female
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Post your tits.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:43:09 [Preview] No.227255 del
>>227253
There must be some use for Melbourne


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:43:45 [Preview] No.227256 del
Might get contacts again
Wanna try wearing sunnies which I've only done for a combined total of maybe 30 minutes in my whole life


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:44:07 [Preview] No.227257 del
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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:44:40 [Preview] No.227258 del
>>227257
Trolled me.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:46:59 [Preview] No.227259 del
>>227252
I'd like to run an angry incel support group where I give them access to a caring female ear, which I know they've been deprived of all their lives; but I'd be stabbed within 90 seconds, realistically, wouldn't I


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:48:06 [Preview] No.227260 del
>>227259
They would fall in love with you and start stalking you. You would probably end up cuddled and murdered.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:48:40 [Preview] No.227261 del
>>227260
""cuddled""


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:54:32 [Preview] No.227262 del
>>227259
There is only one way to find out.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.227263 del
Are you feeling alone and needing support services. We have a range of medicines to meet your needs in-store.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:03:25 [Preview] No.227264 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Kx1GVYPOos [Embed]


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:07:16 [Preview] No.227265 del
Looking at "Free Palestine" t-shirts


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:07:32 [Preview] No.227266 del
>>227252
>angry
I should be happy this fuckwit is derailing the board?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.227267 del
>>227265
Get some matching merchandise too:
https://www.zazzle.com.au/tranny+gifts


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:12:00 [Preview] No.227268 del
>>227266
Calm down.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:14:28 [Preview] No.227270 del
Fuck-u you white-u man!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:17:52 [Preview] No.227272 del
>>227263
Their delivery prices are bullshit though. BWS ftw
>>227266
Don't worry sweetie I'm off now; back to derail your board at some point in the future I suspect. mwah


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:23:42 [Preview] No.227274 del
Local gook IGA independent for the win


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:24:11 [Preview] No.227275 del
>>227273
>tear drop tattoo
Dan got that after his first kill with the iron bar.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:27:14 [Preview] No.227277 del
>>227274
>Local gook
*Gook lady


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:28:34 [Preview] No.227278 del
based


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:33:41 [Preview] No.227279 del
>>227273
Jk, I’m not a complete cocksucker
>arriving at Dan’s as we speak
BWS better for delivery though.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:35:53 [Preview] No.227282 del
A few of these around the office won't hurt either:
https://www.zazzle.com.au/alpha_shemale_gel_mouse_pad-159678248218308059


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:36:59 [Preview] No.227283 del
Nab'd it.


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NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:40:33 [Preview] No.227285 del
I wonder how much I can make shilling a site on an obscure esoteric basket weaving forum.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:44:05 [Preview] No.227286 del
>>227285
If you can make a:
Chief Gape Officer
BO - /AUSNEETS/

You can make your first sale.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:54:02 [Preview] No.227287 del
honorary aryan texting me while i'm tryna make dindins


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 07:58:24 [Preview] No.227288 del
>>227287
Go on, what about?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:01:03 [Preview] No.227289 del
>>227288
where we're going wednesday night


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:02:33 [Preview] No.227290 del
I guess I'll just order uber eats again


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:02:58 [Preview] No.227291 del
>>227290
make something with what you have on hand


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:03:45 [Preview] No.227292 del
>>227289
I look forward to hearing about the developments.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:03:56 [Preview] No.227293 del
>>227290
What are you getting? I had two (2) ham and salad wraps for an early dinner.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:05:04 [Preview] No.227294 del
>>227293
Might get some gook or wog food
It's been a rotation of schnitz, grill'd and nandos lately, I need a change


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.227295 del
>>227294
sounds like you need a pint of metamucil and a fast


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:21:11 [Preview] No.227296 del
Getting Thai, beef 'drunken noodles'.
Gonna watch some youtube videos of thai nightlife, they can be fun viewing sometimes.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:24:03 [Preview] No.227297 del
>>226991
The fuel line on the mower is split, I need to fix it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.227298 del
>>227297
Wank it into position.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:25:27 [Preview] No.227299 del
>>227297
Sharpen the blades while you're at it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:27:10 [Preview] No.227300 del
>>227296
Sounds good neet


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.227301 del
>>227296
>beef 'drunken noodles'.
I think I have had that before it has a nice amount of heat to it. Enjoy.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 08:30:50 [Preview] No.227302 del
>>227297
Use some duct tape.