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NEET General #228 - Big Birthday Edition NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:08:03 [Preview] No. 227411
A Happy Birthday to our friend Cruisey, a NEET of enormous value and extraordinary achievement.

Old Thread: >>226416


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:08:58 [Preview] No.227412 del
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SA Best A


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:13:19 [Preview] No.227416 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:15:49 [Preview] No.227423 del
How?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:16:49 [Preview] No.227424 del
You're a nice fella, thank you for the thread title.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:23:29 [Preview] No.227425 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice, right and tight.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:24:16 [Preview] No.227426 del
>>227425
Goodnight mate.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:24:49 [Preview] No.227427 del
>>227425
Good night.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:25:26 [Preview] No.227428 del
>>227425
Good night NiceRight'n'TightNEET.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:40:22 [Preview] No.227429 del
I think CK3 was a mistake


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:42:15 [Preview] No.227430 del
>>227429
Why is that?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:42:42 [Preview] No.227431 del
>>227429
Remember this moment. Don't buy Paradox games.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:43:59 [Preview] No.227432 del
Happy Birthday Cruisey


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:44:33 [Preview] No.227433 del
>>226774
Yeah mine's still in the machine too, I'll get it tomorrow probably


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:45:41 [Preview] No.227434 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:46:34 [Preview] No.227435 del
>>227430
Its a big laggy on the macbook
Can't be bothered making room on the windows disk to install it
Also can't be bothered dealing with the real/dutchy/county thing while the menus are laggy

I'll give it a go next weekend


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:49:50 [Preview] No.227436 del
Just ordered the same chips and burg I had last night
Got an $8 discount.
Today is such a degenerate day of mouth pleasure and boongery, I feel filthy.
Back to healthy pursuits tomorrow.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:50:36 [Preview] No.227437 del
>>227432
Thank you


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:51:46 [Preview] No.227438 del
Going to smoke 5 cones and light a candle before some netflix and tea.
Talk later NEEToes


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:53:05 [Preview] No.227439 del
>>227436
>Back to healthy pursuits tomorrow.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:57:38 [Preview] No.227440 del
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have you neets taken the boat pill?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:58:58 [Preview] No.227441 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 11:59:07 [Preview] No.227442 del
>>227440
Yes
Just toiling away until I can afford a 35 footer ocean going monohull and boong it up all the way through south east asia and up towards the Suez into the med


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:01:46 [Preview] No.227443 del
The NEET yacht is definitely gonna happen


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:02:49 [Preview] No.227444 del
>>227440
That poor bugger he was living the NEET life.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:03:07 [Preview] No.227445 del
>>227441
Gook night.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:03:56 [Preview] No.227446 del
>>227438
>>227441
Good night.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:05:49 [Preview] No.227447 del
Is that the dude from SA that went missing twice in two weeks?
Did they find him?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:08:46 [Preview] No.227448 del
>>227440
That looks comfy as fuck.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:12:13 [Preview] No.227449 del
>>227447
They found bits of his boat all over the beach. No sign of his body.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:12:25 [Preview] No.227450 del
ParNEET will be delivering my burg and chips


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:17:08 [Preview] No.227451 del
>>227450
A good omen.

>burg
This word must stop being used.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:21:33 [Preview] No.227452 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:23:39 [Preview] No.227453 del
>>227452
I don't like it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:25:33 [Preview] No.227454 del
Sunday night and another bus of travellers arrives at the Meriton for 2 weeks' quarantine.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:27:57 [Preview] No.227455 del
>>227454
It;s past cerfew


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:35:35 [Preview] No.227456 del
feeling sad


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:36:29 [Preview] No.227457 del
>>227456
Don't worry fren. I'm a depressed wagecuck. I manage to motovation to live each day.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 12:40:29 [Preview] No.227458 del
>>227455
Maybe it is where you are.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:02:33 [Preview] No.227459 del
I need water


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:04:00 [Preview] No.227460 del
>>227459
Have a drink.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:09:41 [Preview] No.227461 del
>>227460
I’m in bed


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:11:28 [Preview] No.227462 del
>>227461
Call out to mummybot.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:12:25 [Preview] No.227463 del
>>227462
She doesn’t live here


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:14:21 [Preview] No.227464 del
>>227441
Wouldn’t mind a squiz at kojina’s vogina


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 13:40:26 [Preview] No.227465 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zNCM6CE9NiI [Embed]


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 14:10:47 [Preview] No.227466 del
anywon heer


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 14:12:54 [Preview] No.227467 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 15:17:43 [Preview] No.227468 del
>>227466
yeah but im goin back to sleep.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 15:24:22 [Preview] No.227469 del
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might freshen up the neetcave tomorrow


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 17:28:52 [Preview] No.227470 del
Leather B-Gang.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:18:45 [Preview] No.227471 del
AHHHHHHHH


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:30:15 [Preview] No.227472 del
>>227465
Strange.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:35:57 [Preview] No.227473 del
One of you needs to cook me breakfast.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VnXu22HZBNQ [Embed]


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:44:55 [Preview] No.227474 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:46:59 [Preview] No.227475 del
>>227474
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:54:27 [Preview] No.227476 del
>>227474
>>227475
GOOD MORNING.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 20:59:48 [Preview] No.227477 del
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>>227474
>>227475
>>227476
Good Morning Neeteroonies

Yesterday was kino of the highest order


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:03:44 [Preview] No.227478 del
>>227477
Morning.
Interesting pics.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:12:48 [Preview] No.227479 del
>>227478
>>227477
>>227476
>>227475
>>227474
Good morning. Let's make this week one to remember!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:21:31 [Preview] No.227480 del
>>227477
That filthy old bitch is in cahoots with the moon, I knew it!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:34:54 [Preview] No.227481 del
hello
good
morning
it me
noot


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:37:45 [Preview] No.227483 del
>>227481
hello
noot
have
good
day


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.227484 del
off to work


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:48:24 [Preview] No.227485 del
nobody else has shown up to work
wondering why not


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:50:34 [Preview] No.227486 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:52:54 [Preview] No.227487 del
>>227485
Maybe they thought this weekend was the long weekend, instead of next weekend.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:55:02 [Preview] No.227488 del
>>227487
I "work from home" Thursdays and Fridays, so I get an extra-long weekend.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:56:32 [Preview] No.227489 del
It's not even her real birthday.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:56:33 [Preview] No.227490 del
Monaro agreed to look after her friend's kid. Now listening to what I think is korean nursery rhymes.
Doing my fucking head in.
She's also popping balloons, trying to do it without them exploding.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:57:18 [Preview] No.227491 del
>>227489
You all forgot about NK's.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:57:33 [Preview] No.227492 del
>>227490
>Monaro agreed to look after her friend's kid
she is going to get clucky
like helen
only worse


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:57:52 [Preview] No.227493 del
Suppose I better wage.
Have a good one NEETs.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 21:58:57 [Preview] No.227494 del
>>227465
I loved the Boondocks. That's a good amount of feed.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:00:23 [Preview] No.227495 del
>>227490
As this NEET says >>227492 go outside and sing to Helen.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:02:08 [Preview] No.227496 del
Did a poo. Might do another.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:02:10 [Preview] No.227497 del
Based:
>Sam Newman is NOT happy portrait of Adam Goodes won the Archibald Prize - years after he defended fans for booing the AFL legend in saga that sparked his retirement
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8777579/Sam-Newman-hits-portrait-Adam-Goodes-years-defended-fans-booing-AFL-legend.html


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:04:52 [Preview] No.227499 del
>>227477
Good morning Nuro. Very nice photos.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:05:54 [Preview] No.227500 del
>>227490
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:06:26 [Preview] No.227501 del
>>227491
If the NEET isn't here, then his birthday doesn't exist.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:10:53 [Preview] No.227502 del
Last night on his final trip out before bed, Doggo lunged at something and was then chewing and swallowing it. I don't know what it was but it caused him to wake me up early and to spray liquid poos everywhere once we got out.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:11:20 [Preview] No.227503 del
>>227493
Have fun stay safe.

>>227491
He needs to make a new video, all the NEETs are starved of content.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:11:47 [Preview] No.227505 del
>>227501
yes, he got above himself and forsook us


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:12:17 [Preview] No.227506 del
>>227502
oh gross


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:15:10 [Preview] No.227507 del
Monday morning
The weekend bender is finally over
Slept decently, woke up with my heart pounding at 5am though. Slightly hungover / exhausted but manageable. Let’s try and avoid a repeat of this on the coming weekend


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:16:06 [Preview] No.227508 del


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:16:48 [Preview] No.227509 del
>>227505
He is a normie now.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:17:12 [Preview] No.227510 del
>>227507
>the bender is over


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:17:25 [Preview] No.227511 del
>>227496
I feel constipatedand have not been able to enjoy my morning poo.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:18:04 [Preview] No.227512 del
>>227511
Metamucil.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:18:22 [Preview] No.227513 del
>>227502
See how he goes today, hopefully it all settles down for him.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:18:38 [Preview] No.227515 del
>>227510
Thank you I was going to make this post.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:19:24 [Preview] No.227516 del
>>227512
I might go and have a glass soon.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:19:53 [Preview] No.227517 del
>>227508
kek, took a few seconds.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:20:49 [Preview] No.227518 del
>>227514
I wonder if it was a big one.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:21:42 [Preview] No.227519 del
Need more ham for my salad wraps today.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:22:29 [Preview] No.227520 del
>>227518
>“No one likes a pants pooper,” said Professor Chaim Finkleberg, an expert on Antisemitism at the Jewish Center for Defense of the Absolute Truthfulness of the Holocaust (JCDATH). “If people think that Nadler pooped his pants, this could lead to a rise in Antisemitism, which could lead to people not voting Democrat.”


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:24:21 [Preview] No.227521 del
>>227520
brown libel


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:25:48 [Preview] No.227522 del
>>227520
Interesting that it links into politics.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:35:58 [Preview] No.227523 del
>>227486
What's up, dude?

>>227498
Howdy!


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:36:12 [Preview] No.227524 del
>>227519
Going to get any particular type of ham (i.e. thin, think, honey)?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:37:51 [Preview] No.227525 del
>>227523
>Howdy!
Hello. Feels good to get a howdy again.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:40:47 [Preview] No.227526 del
>>227519
Best go to your local ethnic grocer now before the midday rush.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:42:33 [Preview] No.227527 del
A leg of ham would be nice, but living on me own it would go to waste.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:44:33 [Preview] No.227528 del
>>227527
Just go to a proper Deli and get it sliced the way you like it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:55:52 [Preview] No.227529 del
>>227528
Not as enjoyable as cutting it off the bone at home


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:56:51 [Preview] No.227530 del
Still finding light switches with lube on em


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 22:59:48 [Preview] No.227531 del
>>227529
Start looking for someone who makes a fantastic leg of ham (i.e. not all hams are equal) to order it for Christmas. Share it with family then bring it back home to finish off.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:00:14 [Preview] No.227532 del
>>227530
Do you wank the light switch into position?


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:02:06 [Preview] No.227533 del
>>227531
our family is small enough that at Christmas it was easier just to order a kilo of sliced ham off the bone rather than carting a leg about and eating it for the next three weeks.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:02:20 [Preview] No.227534 del
>>227531
>not all hams are equal
Holy shit ain't that the truth.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:11:22 [Preview] No.227535 del
>>227533
Understandable. We have a similar set up but carve it up at the end and then have ham for the rest of January. Near the end we just chuck it out when there isn't much left and it looks/smells yuck.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:16:52 [Preview] No.227536 del
Peanut butter toaster for breaky.
Too much of a lazy cunt to make eggs and bacon.
My goal this week is to make a legit breakfast every day


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:30:15 [Preview] No.227537 del
>>227536
That's a good goal having a good meal in the morning. It gets me going for the day otherwise I just stagnate throughout the day.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:33:56 [Preview] No.227538 del
>>227492
She will have to go the way of Helen


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:35:16 [Preview] No.227539 del
>>227531
That's a great idea. I've always gotten something from Coles or Woolies. I'll have to go to a legit butcher this year.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:36:25 [Preview] No.227540 del
>>227535
With the last Christmas ham I put the bone in the slow-cooker and made a soup.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:37:04 [Preview] No.227541 del
>>227536
Feed is feed


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:38:00 [Preview] No.227542 del
I have no idea what the plans are for Christmas this year but I feel like I'm not going to look forward to it.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:43:14 [Preview] No.227543 del
>>227539
>I'll have to go to a legit butcher this year.
We know a butcher who gets the ham's from a supplier near the abattoir and the ham is far superior. Even the smell of it from a distance is lovely.

>>227540
That sounds really nice and is a very good idea.

>>227542
If you're meeting up with family blame all your misfortunes of the Carmona virus. A lot of people will be doing that this year.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:44:53 [Preview] No.227544 del
>Another Melbourne bus driver has been spat on by a passenger, police allege.
>The man is described as African in appearance and was wearing a black beanie and a black jacket with a red collar.
>Transit Safety Division officers have released a CCTV image of a man they believe will be able to assist with their investigation.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/police-allege-bus-driver-spat-on-by-passenger-in-east-melbourne/news-story/812d8ba9198839e4813ed6918532a194


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:46:25 [Preview] No.227545 del
>>227543
Problem is it's most likely going to be a quiet Christmas of absolutely nothing which I hate. I'd happily take sitting quietly on my phone like a sperg at a family function over that.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:55:55 [Preview] No.227546 del
Wagie waging on the wage.


NEET 09/27/2020 (Sun) 23:59:48 [Preview] No.227547 del
Too much post-bender anxiety for this mornings meeting.
Can't even remember what we discussed last week.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:00:59 [Preview] No.227548 del
>>227542
Something tells me BatAIDS mark II is going to have everybody in lockdown for Christmas.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:04:07 [Preview] No.227549 del
>>227545
>quiet Christmas of absolutely nothing
Go to one of those social gatherings they have on Christmas for people on their own. The NEET that went one year seemed to have enjoyed it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:04:33 [Preview] No.227550 del
>>227547
You should have made notes at a minimum as bullet points on what topics relate to you or are important.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:11:27 [Preview] No.227551 del
>>227550
I took a couple notes but nothing comprehensive.
I'll just have to stall, again.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:16:02 [Preview] No.227552 del
Pingas!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:17:42 [Preview] No.227553 del
Scratched my armpit and gave it a good sniff.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:19:42 [Preview] No.227554 del
>>227553
I hope you're not the NEET with the lube everywhere.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:20:02 [Preview] No.227555 del
>>227551
>I'll just have to stall, again.
That's the spirit get back to them later.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:24:50 [Preview] No.227556 del
Painful poo
Feeling sorry for myself


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:30:01 [Preview] No.227557 del
>>227556
Metamucil or do it later. I was able to do a much better poo when I waited a bit longer to do it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:35:47 [Preview] No.227558 del
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>>227549
Clive Palmer hosted one once. I declined the offer (from a MAX employee not Clive). The point is it's for people on their own but that's the sole reason I don't go to any social gatherings. Mong logic...


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:40:12 [Preview] No.227559 del
>tfw woke up depressed


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:41:14 [Preview] No.227560 del
>>227559
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 00:51:07 [Preview] No.227561 del
Might take half a day off after this meeting


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:00:30 [Preview] No.227562 del
>>227561
You need to keep working, especially if you have to make time for that trial blowjob tomorrow.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:05:23 [Preview] No.227563 del
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>tfw too rainy to do anything


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:15:50 [Preview] No.227564 del
>>227524
Forgot to reply to you. I'll be getting honey ham.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:23:50 [Preview] No.227565 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:24:53 [Preview] No.227566 del
>>227564
Very nice choice.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:27:32 [Preview] No.227567 del
>>227565
There is always high demand for meet. Always make sure you order it early and pick it up a few days before Christmas. Last year in Sydney there was a known Souvlaki store that ran out of meat days before Christmas because a meat delivery did not arrive. They said they received a lot of abuse because of it and everyone started hunting elsewhere for meat.

There was also an article on the weekend suggesting that reducing the restrictions will also increase supply that will help.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:29:02 [Preview] No.227568 del
>>227567
I have two of those boxed turkey breast roasts in my chest freezer. I was going to eat them before Christmas, but I may need to keep them for lunch with Motherbat and Sisterbot.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:30:07 [Preview] No.227569 del
My spelling is particularly atrocious today...


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:32:07 [Preview] No.227570 del
Anyone own the 7 cup rice cooker from kmart?
Is it any good?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:33:49 [Preview] No.227571 del
>>227570
I wonder why they went with seven (7) and not six (6) or eight (8)?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:34:43 [Preview] No.227572 del
>>227571
Deep question.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:36:52 [Preview] No.227573 del
>>227570
I have it
Works fine
I did accidentally bend the lip of the lid though by dropping it so the lid didn't fit flush.
Just bought another one, its fine.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:37:32 [Preview] No.227574 del
Seven (7) is considered a lucky number in some cultures. It is also the number most people will first suggest when asked for a number between one (1) and ten (10).
I do not like it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:38:57 [Preview] No.227575 del
It started off as:
>Bondi Tinder creep, 28, who called a woman a 'fat pig' when she rejected him is exposed by another date for sending her sickening messages - as TWO more horror stories emerge
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8776897/Tinder-creep-called-woman-fat-pig-rejected-outed-abusing-manager.html

Developed into:
>Sydney man sacked after bombarding woman with ‘vile’ Tinder messages
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/sydney-man-sacked-after-bombarding-woman-with-vile-tinder-messages/news-story/727f18c7d559e7d5a3a33f4cd805d9f0


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:39:06 [Preview] No.227576 del
FUCK THE MOON, Greasy Surrender Monkey Land, AND THE NUMBER 7!1!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:41:48 [Preview] No.227577 del
>>227576
>!1!
I am honestly not a fan of this but support your hatred for everything else.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:42:21 [Preview] No.227578 del
>>227575
I still don't understand how it's legal for an employer to sack somebody for a conversation they've had outside the workplace. Especially if the conversation was over a notionally private medium.
Most states in Australia also require both parties' consent before a conversation can be recorded or disemenated, so the bloke should lawyer up.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:46:12 [Preview] No.227579 del
>>227573
Thanks mate, I'll pick one up today.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:49:03 [Preview] No.227581 del
>>227578
Problem is that the news became public and that could be the companies source. They can claim his reputation is damaging their public image and depending on his contract and workplace agreements that can serious offence. It might have also been how he handled it.

>so the bloke should lawyer up.
He should to take action against those who released the recordings with the police or take up a civil case.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:52:04 [Preview] No.227582 del
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>>227553
Time to move up to the arse, my boy.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:53:34 [Preview] No.227583 del
>>227581
Meeting over
Performed ok enough


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:54:16 [Preview] No.227585 del
>tfw public holiday


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:55:11 [Preview] No.227586 del
>>227585
And it's not even her real birthday!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:55:50 [Preview] No.227587 del
>>227568
Good idea, I love the ones with the cranberry stuffing.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:56:12 [Preview] No.227588 del
>>227583
>Performed ok enough
Is this a self-assessment or feedback?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 01:57:35 [Preview] No.227589 del
>>227575
>as TWO (2) more horror stories emerge


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:07:27 [Preview] No.227590 del
>>227588
Self-assessment
I reckon I sounded a bit groggy but can put that down to lack of sleep.
Got some achievable deliverables for the week so thats nice


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:07:45 [Preview] No.227591 del
>>227574
When R&D are making it, they probably figured out that one more cup would require a more powerful unit (perhaps) and therefore would have to increase the overall cost of the unit (perhaps).

tldr. I don't know what I'm talking about


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:15:12 [Preview] No.227592 del
Gay risk aversion.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:23:46 [Preview] No.227593 del
Might not chuck that half day sickie
I'll do fuck all instead and save my leave.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:25:41 [Preview] No.227594 del
>>227589
This writing style adds value the board. I need to adopt it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:25:59 [Preview] No.227595 del
Electric balls therapy.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:31:01 [Preview] No.227596 del
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>5 cases of bat aids in victoria today
>still can't take my doggo for a walk around the block without wearing a mask


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:45:28 [Preview] No.227597 del
Leather NEET stretcher.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:47:20 [Preview] No.227598 del
Fucked up and wanked last night. Had a four-five hour edging wank with lots of goon. Feel pretty bad today. Life goes on I guess.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:48:45 [Preview] No.227599 del
>>227598
NEET twinkies need to be played with!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 02:54:13 [Preview] No.227600 del
Having a metamucil before heading to the ATM to get cash for weed man

Feel like complete shit
Tired, sickly and weak. Starting sober October today.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:01:29 [Preview] No.227601 del
>>227598
I can barely last edging for 5 minutes. I take my hat off to you


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:05:57 [Preview] No.227602 del
I bought some sars today.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:06:40 [Preview] No.227603 del
>>227561
You're turning back into the board mong.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:08:41 [Preview] No.227604 del
>>227603
Shut the fuck up possum.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:10:49 [Preview] No.227605 del
>>227604
This abuse is why Possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:13:46 [Preview] No.227606 del
>>227602
I'm buying your arse later today


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:14:05 [Preview] No.227607 del
>>227604
you shuddup


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:14:46 [Preview] No.227608 del
>>227603
>the board mong
A board mong, thank you very much. There is more than one of us.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:14:57 [Preview] No.227609 del
>>227569
I want to meet your meat 🍖


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:16:15 [Preview] No.227610 del
>>227608
There can only be one supreme mong.
I have felt a few brain cells fire back up over the past week now that he's back to boonglyf.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:17:09 [Preview] No.227611 del
>>227574
Monaro replies with two.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:18:20 [Preview] No.227612 del
>>227585
What state?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:19:57 [Preview] No.227613 del
>>227593
By your unmonglike behaviour, one of us will need to make up for it by monging twice as hard.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:21:22 [Preview] No.227614 del
I have caught up.
I either need to get back to work or go to lunch.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:22:54 [Preview] No.227615 del
>>227610
I am back to non-boongery today.
The plan is one month.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:23:29 [Preview] No.227616 del
>>227614
Lunch sounds good right about now.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:26:21 [Preview] No.227617 del
>>227615
That means I need to take over again.
We need to get a roster.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:27:33 [Preview] No.227618 del
>>227616
I'm looking at the spicy chicken clubhouse from maccas but it's always shit when I go there. It probably costs over $10 too.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:29:48 [Preview] No.227619 del
Want to move to Farrell flat.
Google Maps makes it look pretty.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:39:59 [Preview] No.227620 del
>Feral flat


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:42:30 [Preview] No.227621 del
Classic lookin pub


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:44:34 [Preview] No.227623 del
>>227621
I could see myself out there. It's only an hour or so to the city.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:44:54 [Preview] No.227624 del
It really does pay to shop around lads


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:45:09 [Preview] No.227625 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:46:19 [Preview] No.227626 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:47:14 [Preview] No.227627 del
>>227600
>Tired, sickly and weak
A bitch would've abandoned you at birth


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:48:57 [Preview] No.227628 del
>>227602
aparilla?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:49:35 [Preview] No.227629 del
>>227624
Yeah you can always find what you want cheaper on ebay, but it will probably come from china and the quality probably won't be as good, but it will still get the job done.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:54:19 [Preview] No.227630 del
>>227628
No, that would be ridiculous.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:56:02 [Preview] No.227631 del
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>>227625
pure kiwi Israel Adesanya
I don't want to say UFC is rigged, but this guy's last two fights were against guys that were a lot stouter than him but they weren't really aggressive against him and got worn down.

>>227628
sarsaparilla?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 03:59:24 [Preview] No.227632 del
>>227631
>I don't want to say UFC is rigged, but this guy's last two fights were against guys that were a lot stouter than him but they weren't really aggressive against him and got worn down.
I think all fighting sports have people being paid to take a dive.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:06:29 [Preview] No.227633 del
>>227632
I don't see why you'd pay someone to take a dive against a champ who's favored anyway though. Unless the UFC is doing it because the kid has big sponsorship potential.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:07:01 [Preview] No.227634 del
2 hours 53 minutes to go


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:10:05 [Preview] No.227635 del
Really struggling to walk up and down the two wooden steps at my back door. Legs constantly aching and not cooperating. I think it might be the obesity to blame.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:10:47 [Preview] No.227636 del
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>>227632
Particularly this one


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.227637 del
>>227635
Height and weight?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:12:24 [Preview] No.227638 del
>>227637
I am too ashamed to step on the scales. I don't want to know.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:12:39 [Preview] No.227639 del
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>>227635
Install one of these


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:14:08 [Preview] No.227640 del
>>227634
Hello Shitey. How are you?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:15:18 [Preview] No.227641 del
>>227639
Looks expensive. I would have to get on an NDIS plan


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:17:32 [Preview] No.227642 del
>>227641
Sometimes they malfunction and launch you over the neighbour's house.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:21:49 [Preview] No.227643 del
So are we really doing Sober October, NOOTs?
I think I need to.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:23:29 [Preview] No.227644 del
Two (2) illegal threads need to be shoah'd.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:25:32 [Preview] No.227645 del
>>227640
Not him.
But I am feeling pretty munted still

>>227643
Yes, lets do it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:28:01 [Preview] No.227646 del
Sober October should be mandatory. The absolute state of some of you NEETs.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:30:04 [Preview] No.227647 del
>>227643
I'll do it, it'll have to be weed for me though.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:30:11 [Preview] No.227648 del
>>227634
Only two hours for me.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:31:14 [Preview] No.227649 del
>>227643
It sounds hard.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:31:45 [Preview] No.227650 del
How are we going to track this?

If we weigh in each week, we should all be losing some mass, assuming everything else remains constant.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:31:53 [Preview] No.227651 del
Too hard in fact.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:32:18 [Preview] No.227652 del
>>227649
That is why you should do it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:33:42 [Preview] No.227653 del
I shall weigh in after posting WWWOTW each week.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:35:23 [Preview] No.227654 del
>>227643
Good idea but I'd literally die if I went cold turkey.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:36:37 [Preview] No.227655 del
We will have weekly reports from sober NEETs that outline:

- Weight, diet quality and exercise for the week.
- Average of standard drinks not consumed, money saved
- Emotional state and anxiety levels.
- Any other metric you want to share.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:37:57 [Preview] No.227656 del
>>227655
>Any other metric you want to share.
Never forget the wank factor. Or the mong factor.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:38:32 [Preview] No.227657 del
>>227656
>Never forget the wank factor.
That is No Nut November.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:38:49 [Preview] No.227658 del
>>227656
>Or the mong factor.
Mad March


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:50:38 [Preview] No.227659 del
2h10m until I can be a boong again by watching the rest of that Dick Cheney movie on netflix


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:54:22 [Preview] No.227660 del
🍆⛓️E


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:55:04 [Preview] No.227661 del
Leather B-Augmenter.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 04:58:56 [Preview] No.227662 del
$4,000 of savings at the moment.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:00:17 [Preview] No.227663 del
>>227662
Keep growing it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:04:29 [Preview] No.227664 del
>>227663
I'm planning on giving up weed with the NEETs that are going to do sober October, so that should help me save up a decent amount more.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:05:16 [Preview] No.227665 del
>>227659
haha for me the GOON O CLOCK bell just rang. Chilling at the point. Bit of a gusty south easterly blowing. Lucky I checked the report and brang a jacket. Many unprepared and unhappy beach goers tgis afternoon. SAD


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:06:16 [Preview] No.227666 del
>>227665
Damn that's based.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:07:06 [Preview] No.227667 del
>>227665
Hi Nuro. Sounds like you are being based out there.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:07:47 [Preview] No.227668 del
>>227665
If only I still lived on the Sunny Coast. I'd come and hang with ya.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:09:04 [Preview] No.227669 del
>>227668
Would you be able to handle his presence?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:15:18 [Preview] No.227670 del
>Based out of nuro


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:15:38 [Preview] No.227671 del
Nuro would do well to get on the sober train with us NEETs, even just for 2 weeks


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:17:41 [Preview] No.227672 del
Wonder what shiteys up to


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:20:02 [Preview] No.227673 del
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>>227671
There's only one train that's licensed to be based


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:20:22 [Preview] No.227674 del
>>227672
Probably mourning the death of his turtle.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:20:39 [Preview] No.227675 del
>Wonder what cheesey's up to


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:20:59 [Preview] No.227676 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:21:26 [Preview] No.227677 del
>>227671
> he thinks nuro is just drinking

Kind hearted neet bless your soul


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:22:16 [Preview] No.227678 del
>>227676
Jesus all the way through...


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:22:17 [Preview] No.227679 del
Nuro doesn't listen to Fleetwood Mac... he's a Linux user.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:23:03 [Preview] No.227680 del
>>227678
that much meat displacement would have had an interesting affect on his arm and head I suspect


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:24:18 [Preview] No.227681 del
>>227680
We'd have to test his poo to find out for sure.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:25:45 [Preview] No.227682 del
>>227679
What the 24bit remaster of rumours is like one of fav albums ever


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:26:52 [Preview] No.227683 del
>>227682
*whoosh*


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:33:13 [Preview] No.227685 del
I hope webby will be doing sober October too
He would lose the most weight for sure


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:34:40 [Preview] No.227686 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:52:08 [Preview] No.227688 del
>>227687
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 05:52:12 [Preview] No.227689 del
>>227687
>Aye fren, if so much pride, y so much suicide.
Pronouns:
> Transgender woman Helen says the use of her "dead name" and former male gender identity by police brought back years of trauma.(ABC News: Elizabeth Pickering)
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-28/queensland-police-reporting-pronouns-transgender-trauma/12698442


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:01:21 [Preview] No.227690 del
I'm gonna have my 3rd wank of the day again watching amateur Chinese bdsm/anal pornography.

I wish I had tied up the Monaro when I had the chance, we even bought the rope for it and everything. I never took enough control of sex, something I regret. Probably because I was a low energy beta male boong pisshead. Fuck.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:07:28 [Preview] No.227691 del
>>227690
>amateur Chinese bdsm/anal pornography
Should we be worried about the legality of this chink porn?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:14:50 [Preview] No.227692 del
>>227676
If only that young girl in the back of that ute was wearing this perhaps she'd still be alive


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:20:34 [Preview] No.227693 del
>>227690
>watching amateur Chinese bdsm/anal pornography.
Was it like that nasty picture posted a while back without the spoiler?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:21:29 [Preview] No.227694 del
>>227693
Something like that
This wank phase is longer than I expected.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:22:00 [Preview] No.227695 del
38 minutes


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:31:42 [Preview] No.227696 del
Long phased wank spectrum


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:32:24 [Preview] No.227697 del
wank key shifting


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:38:09 [Preview] No.227698 del
Week long marinaded cumdies.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:40:55 [Preview] No.227699 del
Gonna go out for a late afternoon stalk and have a bask


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:41:50 [Preview] No.227700 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:44:05 [Preview] No.227701 del
>>227700
It's vile but I do like the smell of my cumdies after a couple of days.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:46:17 [Preview] No.227702 del
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>>227701
Have a small sniff then.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:47:44 [Preview] No.227703 del
>>227702
Too lazy to go and grab a pair out to sniff.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:52:42 [Preview] No.227705 del
>>227704
Based.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 06:58:50 [Preview] No.227706 del
Enjoying a stout for the second-to-last evening.

Bloody postie left my package from the USA on my front porch where anybody could have taken it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:01:35 [Preview] No.227707 del
Can't get my snout out of the stouts.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:04:50 [Preview] No.227708 del
>>227704
So based.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:06:06 [Preview] No.227709 del
>>227707
Insulting, but well word-played.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:10:45 [Preview] No.227710 del
>>227706
What was arriving.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:11:05 [Preview] No.227711 del
This poo just keeps on coming. I didn’t even eat that much yesterday or today.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:11:10 [Preview] No.227712 del
>>227706
Man Exacts Revenge On Package Thieves With Trap That Fires Shotgun Blanks

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sv2h-csnlps [Embed]


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:12:32 [Preview] No.227713 del
Shit day today. Can't focus at all. Two fifths of fuck all motivation to study.
My brain just isn't running right today.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:13:46 [Preview] No.227714 del
>>227712
Unfortunately this would be a gaol-able offence in Australia.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:14:13 [Preview] No.227715 del
>>227713
I am tempted to get on the goon but that will only make it worse for tomorrow.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:15:19 [Preview] No.227716 del
>>227713
At least you gave it a go mate. I've been really slack with my language learning lately and tomorrow is going to be fucked since I'm having a sesh with a mate.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:16:43 [Preview] No.227717 del
>>227711
Nice digits for a big amount of poo.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:17:23 [Preview] No.227718 del
>>227712
Porch pirates are a real issues over there.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:18:27 [Preview] No.227719 del
>>227714
Out of curiosity if he did it with a speaker what laws would he be violating?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:18:43 [Preview] No.227720 del
Secret poo reserves


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:18:52 [Preview] No.227721 del
>>227716
Yeah, I haven't worked on my Russian nor German in more than a month now. Christ.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:19:55 [Preview] No.227723 del
This video is why need to bring whipping back into Australia:
>Disgusting moment a mask-wearing thug puts his head through a security grille and SPITS in a Melbourne bus driver's face THREE times after trying to punch him in an early morning attack
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8779965/Thug-spits-Melbourne-bus-driver-three-times-trying-punch-morning-attack.html


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:20:08 [Preview] No.227724 del
>>227721
My Spanish has mostly stagnated and German is developing slowly.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.227725 del
>>227722
How's Helen?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:21:49 [Preview] No.227726 del
>>227722
Congratulations! Take Helen with you to mark the occasion.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:22:05 [Preview] No.227727 del
>>227719
I can't speak for other states, but just the sound of gunshots causing somebody a scare is an offence under the Summary Offences Act in SA.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:22:30 [Preview] No.227728 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.227729 del
>>227722
Hello m8. Welcome home. You seem in good spirits. I'm glad things are going good with work. And the house contract! Congratulations.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.227730 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:23:50 [Preview] No.227731 del
Did Cruisey have a good birthday?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:24:42 [Preview] No.227732 del
>>227722
I do like listening to your voice.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.227733 del
>>227730
Obviously some common sense is supposed to apply, but they do mention it when you do the mandated training as part of your license application. People think people on rural land can just shoot, but if a neighbour phones it in they can get done.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:25:10 [Preview] No.227734 del
Helen is getting the chop to celebrate.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:25:42 [Preview] No.227735 del
>>227727
>is an offence under the Summary Offences Act in SA.
Jesus, I wonder if it is now in any other states.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:26:14 [Preview] No.227736 del
>>227734
Is fine at the moment?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:31:48 [Preview] No.227737 del
>>227736
Already plucked.
Just seasoning her up now.
:^)


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:34:57 [Preview] No.227738 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:35:08 [Preview] No.227739 del
>>227737
Will she be baked, roasted or fried?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:35:28 [Preview] No.227740 del
>>227738
If it's dead how is it cruel? Tasteless, sure, but not cruel.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:37:35 [Preview] No.227741 del
>>227738
>Fried Fishing


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:37:39 [Preview] No.227742 del
>>227740
I know, I was mildly ruffled til I read the word "dead"


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:41:10 [Preview] No.227744 del
>>227743
>triangle thing


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:41:37 [Preview] No.227745 del
>>227743
>shrinkage
A stillborn meme.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:41:43 [Preview] No.227746 del
>>227743
>https://voca.ro/19CRCXtetRnu
She needs to enjoy her glory days and raise other clucking hens.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:42:25 [Preview] No.227747 del
>tfw on the piss


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:43:23 [Preview] No.227748 del
Unsuccessful stalk.
Poor quality bask.
Bought some youghurt at the woolies by the beach just as an excuse to walk around among normal people.
Drove by her house again.

Guess I'm a pretty fucked up guy after all. Probably have some traumatic emotional issues that I don't even know how to begin sorting out.
Felt a strong urge to visit Dan while I was out. Managed to resist.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:45:15 [Preview] No.227750 del
I'm just doing fucking nothing. I badly need to catch up on uni and was hoping to use the mid-semester break to do so. I am now half way through it and have done very little so far. I don't even know what is wrong with me. Fucking hell. This semester may very well be a repeat of the last one.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:46:51 [Preview] No.227751 del
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>>227748
>Drove by her house again.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:47:13 [Preview] No.227752 del
>>227743
Well caught up.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:47:17 [Preview] No.227753 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:47:21 [Preview] No.227754 del
>>227748
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:48:57 [Preview] No.227755 del
>>227743
That $4,000 is going towards an overseas trip first chance I get.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:48:59 [Preview] No.227756 del
>>227748
>Managed to resist.
Only positive part of that post.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:50:16 [Preview] No.227757 del
>>227746
In chicken hell.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:50:26 [Preview] No.227758 del
>>227747
Based chip selection, bro.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:50:46 [Preview] No.227759 del
>>227748
You're a weird cunt mate.
Yoghurt is for poofters.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:51:09 [Preview] No.227760 del
>>227755
A one way ticket?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:51:11 [Preview] No.227761 del
>>227755
Spend it on goon.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:51:12 [Preview] No.227762 del
>>227755
Take Webby and he can use his frequent flyer points to upgrade you both to business class.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.227763 del
>>227756
And went to Craig's instead.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:53:08 [Preview] No.227765 del
>>227764
I bet she's 300lbs now days. Bet I could make her squeal like a pig too.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:53:16 [Preview] No.227766 del
>>227747
Great chips.
>>227760
I've seriously considered it.
>>227762
He's one NEET I'd gladly take along with me, his suggestions for where to go would be appreciated.
>>227761
I'm a teetotaler.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:55:12 [Preview] No.227767 del
>>227766
>teetotaler
homosexual


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:56:47 [Preview] No.227768 del
I am struggling to resist asking the ex to coffee
What if she says no? Its too much to bear


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:57:10 [Preview] No.227769 del
I think I have developed some moderately homosexual tendencies over the last few years.
There are two good looking guys at the gym I will take frequent glances at. I feel compelled to go up to them and feel their muscles although I recognize that would be socially inappropriate.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.227770 del
One who chooses to abstain completely from alcohol. The word was first noted in 1833 in a speech by Richard Turner, an abstinence advocate, in Preston, England. He exhorted members of his temperance society to be teetotal in saying no to alcohol.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:58:08 [Preview] No.227771 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:58:35 [Preview] No.227772 del
>>227768
Bearback that little Columbian cumslut.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.227773 del
Another lotto entry in


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:59:07 [Preview] No.227774 del
Wizzy you fucking LGBTTQQIAAP representativegot. DONT FUCK IT UPPPPPPP


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:59:18 [Preview] No.227775 del
>>227772
Actually I've got another mexican whos keen on Tinder.

I'm gonna try and leave this board for a few hours and chill out


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:59:22 [Preview] No.227776 del
>>227772
>Bearback


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:59:37 [Preview] No.227777 del
goon


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 07:59:42 [Preview] No.227778 del
nigger


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:00:03 [Preview] No.227779 del
nuro


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:00:09 [Preview] No.227780 del
>>227747
Twisties, Smiths etc were half price at Coles today
I almost got a cheese twisties and a burger rings like a madlad...
ended up with two cheese twisties. only human lads


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:00:16 [Preview] No.227781 del
>>227776
Your critic is to much too bear.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:00:54 [Preview] No.227782 del
>>227748
Do you live in Melbourne? Are you young?
Give me a chance to unobsess ya


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:00:58 [Preview] No.227783 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:01:09 [Preview] No.227784 del
>>227773
The Jew cackles in joy.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:01:22 [Preview] No.227785 del
>>227750
I'd do your assignments for you if it would help you in the long run


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:01:29 [Preview] No.227786 del
>>227769
It is the gen's influence. All the bulge.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:01:43 [Preview] No.227787 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:01:48 [Preview] No.227788 del
>>227755
What I wouldn't give for a quicky to Bali these days...


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.227789 del
>>227781
Kek, it gave me a good laugh is all.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:02:41 [Preview] No.227790 del
>>227788
Definitely not going to Bali.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:03:25 [Preview] No.227791 del
>>227785
I appreciate the offer but it wouldn't help in the long run.
I'll manage it I just need to stop being a mopey depressed cunt and slog away at it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:04:58 [Preview] No.227792 del
>>227769
>feel their muscles
If you want your teeth to be realigned, it could happen. I wouldn't before asking.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:05:06 [Preview] No.227793 del
>>227791
What if we did them together?
You could send me the course material and then I could come up with a basic outline and hound you into filling it out.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:05:10 [Preview] No.227794 del
Yeah fuck it, might get a 6 pack from the IGA.
Nothing else is gonna get done in this sleep deprived state.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:05:15 [Preview] No.227795 del
>>227782
Are you the 30yo roastie?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:05:46 [Preview] No.227796 del
>>227794
Good decision.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:06:44 [Preview] No.227797 del
>>227795
yessir. Have we spoken before?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:06:56 [Preview] No.227798 del
>>227777
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.227799 del
>>227782
Are you the chick with the shaved head?
Move in with Monk and make dirty porn to pay rent and buy drugs.
I used to know this chick called Mirium, she gave me a book of short stories by Edgar Allen Poe. We got on well and there was a weird, overly friendly relationship.
We walked through the Chinese Gardens and I had my arm around her.
My mate was seeing her for a bit and told me about how she liked to get throatfucked.
He mimiced it in the kitchen with one foot on the counter.
From then she seemed like someone I wanted to know.
I was going out with my mates sister when she was with him.
When that was on it's way out, him and her had broken up and my gf.
Shortly after, there was a party and they made out.
But it wasn't a hot thing.
They did it right in front of me.
Like some spite thing, I think they did it to my mate too.
Maybe not. But anyway, I could've genocided lesbians.
And you remind me of her.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.227800 del
>>227797
I believe you have a trail blowjob tomorrow.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:07:50 [Preview] No.227801 del
If you're the ""angry incel"" or anyone here is then I am sorry about being harsh.
I like psychos (meant affectionately) much more than normies and I'd actually like to be friends if you want, but otherwise point taken and I'll stop making gendered conversation
Sorry again


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:08:32 [Preview] No.227802 del
>>227769
just because you apreciate the male form doesn't mean your gay


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.227803 del
Monks gonna fuck this neet chick isn’t he


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:10:06 [Preview] No.227804 del
>>227799
Chinese Gardens ftw. Best thing about Sydney.
Well, I'm sorry about that. I'm not a lesbian, nor is my head shaved anymore. Mirium's a good name though, so I can't be too mad.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:10:10 [Preview] No.227805 del
>>227802
All neets like a good bulge pic, or a pasito can pic


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:10:44 [Preview] No.227806 del
>>227803
They will have little neets.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:11:44 [Preview] No.227807 del
>>227806
If my children ever show signs of becoming wagies it's infanticide o'clock


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.227808 del
>>227803
I won't be fucking any bald changirl

If we get a recent pic of this specimen perhaps we can work out some kind of mutually beneficial deal.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:12:33 [Preview] No.227809 del
>>227782
That is Monk. He is young and does live in Melbourne. He is a stud and will fuck your brains out.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:12:39 [Preview] No.227810 del
Leather bald stretcher.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:13:31 [Preview] No.227811 del
>>227803
She's already seen his dick.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:13:59 [Preview] No.227812 del
>>227808
You said on Saturday that she was going to provide a trail blowjob on Tuesday at 2.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:14:26 [Preview] No.227813 del
>>227812
I've reconsidered


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:14:53 [Preview] No.227814 del
>>227812
Well I'm glad somebody present wasn't to maggoted to remember that happened


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:15:23 [Preview] No.227815 del
>>227800
kek you retained the spelling mistake


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:15:50 [Preview] No.227816 del
>>227813
What's not to love? 30, bald, and daydrunk? When will you ever do better?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:15:50 [Preview] No.227817 del
>>227802
you're definitely gay, Nuro


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:16:21 [Preview] No.227818 del
SHIT IN THE ROASTIE WHORES MOUTH!!!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:16:37 [Preview] No.227819 del
>>227817
Have a wank..


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:16:53 [Preview] No.227820 del
>>227818
*WHORE'S


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:17:08 [Preview] No.227821 del
>>227750
Have you considered doing less units next semester?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:17:15 [Preview] No.227822 del
Nuro is being impersonated again. He is as straight as they come.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:17:24 [Preview] No.227823 del
>>227819
I will be soon.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:18:37 [Preview] No.227824 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:19:42 [Preview] No.227825 del
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>>227822
>We know


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.227826 del
Leather ball fletcher.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.227827 del
do any of you guys have doggos and if so will you tell me bout them


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:18 [Preview] No.227828 del
>>227822
Have a wank..


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.227829 del
If that bitch is gonna be allowed to stay then I'm outta here.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:55 [Preview] No.227830 del
>>227827
Mine is a German Shepherd x whatever-the-fuck-got-his-mum-pregnant.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.227831 del
>>227825
If you had to pick, you would choose the tall thin one in the middle.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:23:04 [Preview] No.227832 del
>>227826
My thoughts exactly.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:23:40 [Preview] No.227833 del
>>227831
>>227829
i'm assuming you're serious and you're the chap who was unhappy yesterday, in which case you need this a lot more than i do so sorry mate, peace out
>>227830
sounds like a very good boy
>>227831
clearly, don't rub it in


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:24:53 [Preview] No.227834 del
Sausages and eggs for dinner.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.227835 del
>>227827
I had a sausage dog but I got hungry.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:26:58 [Preview] No.227836 del
>>227829
Calm down incel.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:27:51 [Preview] No.227837 del
>>227835
Big hungry?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.227838 del
>>227793
No thanks neet, I really appreciate your offer but I'll do it myself for the sake of my pride. I'll be right but again, thank you for your offer.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:29:09 [Preview] No.227839 del
Okay femaleNEET, I don't think I can let you live with me but there must be some other way to mutually benefit ourselves.

I can get over the baldness if you wanna head to the beach this weekend.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:29:18 [Preview] No.227840 del
>>227836
Okay redditor.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.227841 del
We need to see a photo of this female NEET.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.227842 del
>>227793
What a kind offer.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:31:05 [Preview] No.227843 del
>>227839
>some other way to mutually benefit ourselves.
The trail blowjob is a good example of this transactional system.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:31:19 [Preview] No.227844 del
>>227835
Only the one, a true exec would have eaten 20


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:32:34 [Preview] No.227845 del
>>227836
We should have a neet gangbang where we all lose our virginities with her.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.227846 del
Oh NEET! Oh yes NEEET! Tie me up on the running trail and fuck my ass! Yeah! Cum all over my bald head!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:36:53 [Preview] No.227847 del
Oh yeah make that baby batter shine my head!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:38:02 [Preview] No.227848 del
I wonder if:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ [Embed]


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:38:52 [Preview] No.227849 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:39:50 [Preview] No.227850 del
>>226663
>IT would be nice to see an airshow again, but that probably won't happen until next year.
True, I'm not sure when they're going to run another one out at Avalon, but when they do I'd like to go, I'm also bummed out that the An-225 didn't come to Australia with medical supplies like it did to so many other countries, but ah well, maybe one day it will come for some other reasons.
>>226693
>Kraftwerk
Shit band.
>>226785
Looks nice.
>>226932
I had a can of V earlier, it tasted far sweeter than it usually does, maybe they've been fucking around with the recipe. Have you noticed anything off with it lately?
>>226933
Rockstar energy is my favorite sip.
>>227015
I remember the orange one was my favourite.
>>227021
Since there aren't any backpackers coming in on working holiday visas at the moment you could probably try looking for fruit picking jobs up in the Mallee and around Shepparton.
>>227026
>>227032
Is it this one? I've had it before, pretty nice, Cooper's is better value for money though.
>>227411
Happy Birthday Cruisey.
>>227412
Very nice painting.
>>227450
I always have a bit of a laugh when I see pajeets with that kind of name.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, trying to fix up the old sleep schedule, might go get some beer and mcdonalds.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:40:53 [Preview] No.227851 del
>>227850
>Rockstar energy is my favorite sip.
Based and Webby pilled.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:00 [Preview] No.227852 del
>>227829
I feel ya. I'm gonna take a break from ausneets until this roastie problems blows over.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:16 [Preview] No.227853 del
Lots of SALT and PEPPER on my SAUSAGES and EGGS on TOAST.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:27 [Preview] No.227854 del
>>227821
Nah, I'll be right.
I am just going through a bit of a rough patch in my life.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:32 [Preview] No.227855 del
>>227850
>Is it this one? I've had it before, pretty nice, Cooper's is better value for money though.
Yes. Coopers also has a bit more alcohjol.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:58 [Preview] No.227856 del
>>227851
>Based and Webby pilled.
Webby drinks white and pink Monster


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:42:44 [Preview] No.227857 del
>>227852
>blows over.
Hot!


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:42:47 [Preview] No.227858 del
>>227852
Take care, looking forward to you and the other NEET returning once the LARPer gets bored.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.227859 del
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>>227852
Don't forget me neet.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.227860 del
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>>227856
When will I stop having these mong moments?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:48:57 [Preview] No.227861 del
>>227860
Watching the project
Feeling like a total sad cunt


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:49:02 [Preview] No.227862 del
Pink monster and pink panties.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:49:06 [Preview] No.227863 del
>>227860
In three.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:49:31 [Preview] No.227864 del
>>227861
>the project
Stay strong mein Bruder.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:50:40 [Preview] No.227865 del
>>227861
Have never watched it, last show I watched on tv was the Cook and the chef about 3 months ago


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.227866 del
Tv is legit half ads
How do people stand it


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:52:46 [Preview] No.227867 del
did piss on my legs


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:53:10 [Preview] No.227868 del
>>227841
A photo of her cunt.
With Monk's dick in it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.227869 del
>>227866
It's crap. I turn it on for DVDs or if Harry Potter is on, apart from that it remains off.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.227870 del
>>227850
Cheers mate.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:54:16 [Preview] No.227871 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:54:30 [Preview] No.227872 del
>His life was not his own and he developed a hatred of authority and any control placed over him.
>He rebelled by boxing and drinking but, nevertheless, he felt duty-bound to remain and look after his mother.
>His suicide, once his duty to his mother was done, may have been an act of finally asserting control over his own life.[25]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_of_Robert_E._Howard


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:54:42 [Preview] No.227873 del
Teetotalism is the practice or promotion of complete personal abstinence from alcoholic beverages. A person who practises teetotalism is called a teetotaler or is simply said to be teetotal. The teetotalism movement was first started in Preston, England, in the early 19th century.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.227875 del
>>227868
That would be nice.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:55:47 [Preview] No.227876 del
>>227873
You posted this before.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.227877 del
>>227874
lol
That's great.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:56:54 [Preview] No.227878 del
>>227876
It was different one.
Pussyfoot.

noun
noun: teetotaler
a person who never drinks alcohol.
Similar:
non-drinker
abstainer
wowser
Rechabite
nephalist
pussyfoot


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.227879 del
>>227874
hearty kek


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:58:24 [Preview] No.227880 del
>>227874
Kid got what is deserved.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:58:44 [Preview] No.227881 del
>>227872
An interesting fellow.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:58:52 [Preview] No.227882 del
Thinking of going on a cellarbrations run.
Not sure if drinking is a good idea when I am already such a sad cunt.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:59:27 [Preview] No.227883 del
>>227872
>His suicide, once his duty to his mother was done, may have been an act of finally asserting control over his own life.
I've been in limbo since 2017 due to that. She wasn't meant to go so suddenly or soon.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:59:31 [Preview] No.227884 del
>>227881
I swear I'm not remotely suicidal but I could relate to that really strongly for some reason.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:00:00 [Preview] No.227885 del
>>227882
It's not a good idea.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:04:01 [Preview] No.227886 del
>>227882
Buy a few slabs and go on a week long bender.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:04:05 [Preview] No.227887 del
>>227884
Do you feel stuck in life?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:05:06 [Preview] No.227888 del
>>227885
Yeah, I'm not one for good ideas though. And I can really feel the goon calling me.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:05:37 [Preview] No.227889 del
I want to see her splayed out on the floor in a kitchen, in heels and a black singlet, with her nipples sticking out above it, monk juice dripping out her mangled snatch, pressed up against the corner of the cupboards, with monk, just wearing adidas shoes for grip, and calvin klein socks, one foot on the counter, smashing neetfloosygf throat in the corner of the benchtop, mongnads slapping her chin, making mallard noises, then dribbling a NEEToyster out of her cheek down the side of her face on to her tits and on to a pool of NEETjuice on her wrangled munster.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:06:03 [Preview] No.227890 del
>>227884
It's a lot harder to kill yourself than most people know(depending on method)


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.227891 del
>>227889
i think you've had enough internet for today


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:07:07 [Preview] No.227892 del
>>227890
I'm thinking somewhere nice in Europe, out in nature.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:07:23 [Preview] No.227893 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:07:40 [Preview] No.227894 del
Gay arbitrage.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:08:08 [Preview] No.227895 del
>>227892
Somewhere unavailable from the emergency services?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:08:38 [Preview] No.227896 del
>>227889
Vile, and yet strangely arousing at the same time.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:09:31 [Preview] No.227897 del
>>227895
Yeah. This plan is still in the beginning stages so there's lots to work out. Assuming I don't pussy out. I'll pussy out.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:11:04 [Preview] No.227898 del
>>227890
>he borrowed a .380 Colt Automatic from his friend Lindsey Tyson
>he walked out to his car in the driveway, took the pistol from the glove box, and shot himself in the head.[125][146][148]
>His father and another doctor rushed out, but the wound was too grievous for anything to be done. Howard lived for another eight hours, dying at 4 pm
No kidding.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:11:53 [Preview] No.227899 del
>>227897
I also don't want it enacted.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:12:11 [Preview] No.227900 del
>>227889
Hot. I want to do this now


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.227901 del
>>227897
I hope you do pussy out neeto.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:13:24 [Preview] No.227902 del
>thinking about monk in heels and a black singlet being orally violated by this tranny's nine inch cock


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:13:41 [Preview] No.227903 del
I have one can of beer and I feel decent enough to have a shower, do the dishes, put the washing away, etc.
Fuckin magic drug


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:13:49 [Preview] No.227904 del
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I need to see it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:14:04 [Preview] No.227905 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:14:39 [Preview] No.227906 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:14:56 [Preview] No.227907 del
>>227903
>Fuckin magic drug
Take more of it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:15:14 [Preview] No.227908 del
>>227904
So Monk wears high heels.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:15:19 [Preview] No.227909 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:15:30 [Preview] No.227910 del
Can there please be rope bondage involved.
Can she be Asian


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:19:47 [Preview] No.227911 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:20:31 [Preview] No.227912 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:21:20 [Preview] No.227913 del
>>227911
Is that her arm up his neet bottom?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:24:06 [Preview] No.227914 del
>>227911
Please put a stretcher on his balls.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:29:56 [Preview] No.227915 del
>>227914
What grade and material?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:32:46 [Preview] No.227916 del
deviant noots


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:35:24 [Preview] No.227917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=97W1_2NiFtI [Embed]
I think about this often.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:35:30 [Preview] No.227918 del
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>>227915
4 rings, metal.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.227919 del
>>227918
H O T !


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.227920 del
I think I’m confusing lust with love again in regards to the ex.
How do I get over that? I remember when I was with her I was pretty adamant that it wasn’t going to work out, I was also disappointed with the lack of sex. Now it’s all I can think about.

What do? No amount of wanks is working


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:37:12 [Preview] No.227921 del
Scrotal catastrophe


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:37:45 [Preview] No.227922 del
>>227920
Increase wank speed and repeat.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:38:48 [Preview] No.227923 del
>>227918
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Humanity is a strange species.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:40:10 [Preview] No.227924 del
>>227923
I unironically support NasBoong because of this shit.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:40:16 [Preview] No.227925 del
>>227918
seems like a great way to burst your scrotum or damage the spoof pipes


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:40:20 [Preview] No.227926 del
>>227923
I agree he could get to five with a bit more work.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:40:34 [Preview] No.227927 del
I am going to go for a run. Hopefully I feel better afterwards.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:40:55 [Preview] No.227928 del
>>227927
not if you keep that stretcher on


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:41:15 [Preview] No.227929 del
>>227920
It's only time that you will get over her, and yes it may take awhile.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:42:16 [Preview] No.227930 del
>>227928
That stretcher looks like it is screwed into place m8


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:43:24 [Preview] No.227931 del
>>227928
Kek, imagine it swaying while he runs, like a pendulum.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:43:35 [Preview] No.227932 del
>>227929
I know this logically, I've gotten over her and other girls before.
I just can't rationalise when it will happen. I know I shouldn't make contact (sent her one message last week) but I feel the need to.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:43:48 [Preview] No.227933 del
I'm 21 and still not over a girl from when I was 16.
Pretty sure I am all kinds of fucked in the head though.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.227934 del
Anyone else ever just make random noises? It's a symptom of autism
>>227933
27 and never got over a girl in high school and said a total of two sentences worth of stuff to. Hope that makes you feel better lol.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:46:37 [Preview] No.227935 del
>>227934
What kind of noises?
I make mouse noises a lot but never anything tangible.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:46:52 [Preview] No.227936 del
>>227934
all the time

>>227933
chin up stooge


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:47:30 [Preview] No.227937 del
>>227934
Yeah, like mouth noises? Clicking with your tongue or imitating an animal as you pace around?
I only do it when I am alone. Pretty much always.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:48:20 [Preview] No.227938 del
Told my Mum I'd call her tonight yesterday
Really not in the mood.

I'm just gonna tell her I'm going to bed. I'm actually gonna punch cones and wank.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:48:37 [Preview] No.227939 del
>>227934
>Anyone else ever just make random noises?
I scream out sometimes from the mental pain and old memories.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:48:50 [Preview] No.227940 del
>>227933
I choose not to remember that stage.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:49:19 [Preview] No.227941 del
>>227938
Call her, then have a cone.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:49:44 [Preview] No.227942 del
>>227938
Call your Motherbot.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:49:55 [Preview] No.227943 del
>>227938
Just call her to tell her you love her and say goodnight. Please.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:49:57 [Preview] No.227944 del
I like wank noises.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:50:30 [Preview] No.227945 del
>>227938
Yeah you gotta give her a call. she misses you.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:50:36 [Preview] No.227946 del
Time to hit the cones


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:52:30 [Preview] No.227947 del
>>227946
Have you called her?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:53:37 [Preview] No.227948 del
>>227947
No
Too much of a sad schitzed out boong to call her.

She just messaged me - "are you ok?"
Fuck I'm such a fuckin boong


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:54:23 [Preview] No.227949 del
>>227948
Call her now you fucking dick mnong


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:54:31 [Preview] No.227950 del
>>227948
She is going to worry until she hears from you.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:56:16 [Preview] No.227952 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 09:57:41 [Preview] No.227953 del
>>227948
Have a wank.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:00:17 [Preview] No.227954 del
>>227951
Interesting if it continues to yield results.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:03:05 [Preview] No.227955 del
>>227950
I'm telling her about the food I've been eating lately

In actuality I've just been ordering burgs.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:07:16 [Preview] No.227956 del
Feeling kinda tumesced bros


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:07:22 [Preview] No.227957 del
Dudes I just read that the cia have a website on the deepweb

Does Asis have one too?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:07:56 [Preview] No.227958 del
Tear and share her asshole


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:09:29 [Preview] No.227959 del
>>227948
Best not to call her now that you're high and clearly not in a good place. Just message her that you're okay and having an early night, make sure to call her tomorrow though please.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:11:05 [Preview] No.227960 del
>>227957
Do you mean an actual website, or do you mean are they running Tor nodes?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:14:44 [Preview] No.227961 del
>>227958
Preferably dry.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.227962 del
>tfw drunk and depressed


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:26:21 [Preview] No.227963 del
I've requested a refund for CK3

I've also started a second little post-it note wall area. This will be for my secondary goals.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:27:16 [Preview] No.227965 del
>>227962
Have a wank.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:27:49 [Preview] No.227966 del
>>227964
Have another


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:27:51 [Preview] No.227967 del
>>227963
What didn't you like about CK3? I might buy it, played plenty of CK2 years ago.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:28:21 [Preview] No.227968 del
>>227966
Twist my arm.
I had stopped.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:29:06 [Preview] No.227969 del
>>227967
Torrent Paradox games


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:29:56 [Preview] No.227970 del
>>227968
Have a wank then.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:30:55 [Preview] No.227971 del
>>227967
It was slow on the macbook, couldn't be fucked booting up the windows box and installing it.
Couldn't be fucked with it general, I never liked how central vassals are
Also I've spent more than I should have and its 2 weeks till payday, best to not spend frivolously


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:31:48 [Preview] No.227972 del
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NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:31:58 [Preview] No.227973 del
>>227968
Monaro called me from HJ's. I am going to stop now.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:32:44 [Preview] No.227974 del
Ultimate double whopper in a hunger tamer with a chicken royale, sauces and an iced coffee.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:33:35 [Preview] No.227975 del
>>227971
>I never liked how central vassals are

What do you mean by that? keeping vassals happy or something else? tbh I liked to just play as a count or a duke, and try and hold onto my county or dukedom without getting fucked over by a liege.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:35:05 [Preview] No.227976 del
Castrating heirs to the goatfucker crowns was fun in CK2. All goatfucker boys deserve castration.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:36:44 [Preview] No.227977 del
>>227976
What in gods cock.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:39:00 [Preview] No.227978 del
>>227977
You can castrate captives in CK2.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:40:26 [Preview] No.227979 del
>>227976
What in gods stretcher.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:41:22 [Preview] No.227980 del
>>227978
Yes, but I don't know about goatfuckers.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:42:36 [Preview] No.227981 del
>>227980
Muslims.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:43:06 [Preview] No.227982 del
Balls and stretcher.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:44:02 [Preview] No.227983 del
>>227981
Oh right, I never really encountered them during most games, they just stay around in their own area.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:47:16 [Preview] No.227985 del
My brain has atrophied over the years.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:48:01 [Preview] No.227986 del
>>227984
Possum's worst nightmare.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:48:29 [Preview] No.227987 del
Gonna watch the rest of that Dick Chaney movie then hit the hay.

Goodnight NEETs, remember, only a few days to decide if you're on the bus for sober october


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:49:01 [Preview] No.227988 del
>>227987
Goodnight mate. I'm willing to join.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:50:52 [Preview] No.227989 del
>>227987
Good night.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:52:08 [Preview] No.227990 del
>>227985
Sobriety Sydrome.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:52:37 [Preview] No.227991 del
>>227987
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:53:51 [Preview] No.227992 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:54:34 [Preview] No.227993 del
this feed is going down so well


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:54:43 [Preview] No.227994 del
>>227992
I'm not going to sleep yet.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:55:27 [Preview] No.227995 del
>>227994
I said good night.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 10:59:49 [Preview] No.227996 del
>>227993
Jack's feed?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:01:14 [Preview] No.227997 del
>>227996
Jacks feed.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:06:17 [Preview] No.227998 del
I have finished feeding.
I'm covered in iced coffee and sweet and sour sauce, time for bed.
Good night friends.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:11:04 [Preview] No.227999 del
>>227998
Mmmm, marinated NEET for tomorrow. Rest well, don't want the meat to get tough.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:13:57 [Preview] No.228000 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:15:31 [Preview] No.228001 del
>>228000
Goodnight. I'm out as well.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:19:36 [Preview] No.228002 del
>>227998
>>228001
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>228000
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:26:32 [Preview] No.228003 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and tight.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:30:48 [Preview] No.228004 del
>>227960
Man, dial-a-spook would be trippy

They should just fucken do it


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 11:39:26 [Preview] No.228005 del
If you are reading this, it means I have gone to bed. Good night.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 12:08:57 [Preview] No.228006 del
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anyone else ITT have a problem with alcoholism?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 12:45:30 [Preview] No.228007 del
Haha imagine saying you were going to bed over an hour ago and never once moving from the computer. That would be embarrassing, thankfully I didn't do that.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 12:51:33 [Preview] No.228008 del
>>227851
>>227856
>Webby drinks white and pink Monster
Yuck.
>>227855
True.
>>227889
>on the floor in a kitchen
Disgraceful.
>>227933
I'm 21 and not over a girl from when I was 18, it happens.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 12:59:37 [Preview] No.228009 del
Hanging out with my mate again tomorrow, assuming he doesn't bail again. If he puts on those LGBTTQQIAAP representativegots from RoosterTeeth then that will be the last time we hangout for a while.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 13:49:30 [Preview] No.228010 del
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I'm sad frens. I want off this ride. I don't want to slave for a few shekels. What do I do with my life?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 14:05:16 [Preview] No.228011 del
>>228010
Want to go on a trip overseas with me once la 'rona clears up?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 14:17:51 [Preview] No.228012 del
goodnight m8s


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:39:47 [Preview] No.228013 del
>>228012
Night.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:39:54 [Preview] No.228014 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:40:09 [Preview] No.228015 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:41:24 [Preview] No.228016 del
This website ate my morning Pepe. It seems to be getting worse.

>>228015
Good morning.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:44:59 [Preview] No.228017 del
Good evening, fellas.
>>228016
Try again pls. It should werk now.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:46:34 [Preview] No.228018 del
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>>228017
Hello Hungary Bro.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:48:41 [Preview] No.228019 del
Morning.

>>228017
What did you do today?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:52:23 [Preview] No.228020 del
>>228018
This was it?

>>228019
Bunch of mandatory stuff, but less that I wanted to better myself.
How about you?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:56:12 [Preview] No.228021 del
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>>228020
>This was it?
Just what are you implying?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 19:56:23 [Preview] No.228022 del
>>228020
My day started at 4.45am when I got an alert about a colleague’s account being locked out due to too many authentication failures.
Going to have some crumpets and then shower and head to the office.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:07:29 [Preview] No.228023 del
>>228021
I implied I don't remember the filename. Why? Do you have something on your conscience?

>>228022
Oh yeah forgot you just got up not long ago. Well, the early bird catches the worm. Apparently this is the correct analogue for an idiom which would be "who gets up early finds the gold" with mirror translation.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:23:25 [Preview] No.228024 del
Nice talking with you, good night, dudes.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:28:11 [Preview] No.228025 del
>>228010
Start a boong cult.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:28:58 [Preview] No.228026 del
>>228023
Abraham Lincoln was was quoted as saying "early to sleep, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:29:31 [Preview] No.228027 del
>>228024
Good night dude.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:30:12 [Preview] No.228028 del
>>228022
He needs a simply password like b0ngp0rn123


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 20:58:13 [Preview] No.228029 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:17:22 [Preview] No.228030 del
>>228023
>Well, the early bird catches the worm. Apparently this is the correct analogue for an idiom which would be "who gets up early finds the gold" with mirror translation.
Yes, we use that proverb here.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:18:04 [Preview] No.228031 del
>>228029
Good morning my friend.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:19:14 [Preview] No.228032 del
I went out early and planted a lemon tree in the front yard.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:19:42 [Preview] No.228033 del
>>228031
Sup baby


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:21:25 [Preview] No.228034 del
>>228032
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9pwzuzYjmwY [Embed]


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:22:17 [Preview] No.228035 del
>>228032
Very good. The neighbours might not like seeing you pissing in the front yard every morning though, you should've put it in the back yard.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:23:22 [Preview] No.228036 del
Another glorious day in Adelaide.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:25:13 [Preview] No.228037 del
>>228036
Costa on Parade.
Is that Mawson Lakes?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:26:35 [Preview] No.228038 del
>>228036
Looks like the other guy who was recording got the better shots.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:29:07 [Preview] No.228039 del
>>228037
>Is that Mawson Lakes?
Yes.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:29:17 [Preview] No.228040 del
Vile.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:29:33 [Preview] No.228041 del
>>228032
A certain neet is going to grab them.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:30:23 [Preview] No.228042 del
>>228041
I doubt he even uses them.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:30:42 [Preview] No.228043 del
>>228040
Yes, I don't know who in their right mind would do this to themselves.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:32:06 [Preview] No.228044 del
>>228043
I need to make an instergram, lots of those posts look interesting.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:32:16 [Preview] No.228045 del
>>228040
I'd give them a try.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:33:54 [Preview] No.228046 del
Time to water the shrubbery.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:34:43 [Preview] No.228047 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:36:29 [Preview] No.228048 del
>>228045
You're not kissing me with blue-black lips.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:40:45 [Preview] No.228049 del
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Apparently Boogie fired a gun at some other YouTuber who went to his house for some reason. Some Edgelord named Frank Hassle I don't know much about him.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:41:24 [Preview] No.228050 del
>>228049
That is my bodytype now.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:41:56 [Preview] No.228051 del
>>228049
Unless he lives in Texas or somewhere equally based, that was probably a bad idea.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:43:04 [Preview] No.228052 del
>>228051
He lives in Arkansas.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:45:48 [Preview] No.228053 del
>>228052
Should be OK then.
"Arkansas in a Castle Doctrine state, meaning anyone is allowed to use deadly force for self-defense -- whether for one's self and property."


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:45:59 [Preview] No.228054 del


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:48:25 [Preview] No.228055 del
>>228036
How to get placed on the sex offenders registry in one step.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:50:15 [Preview] No.228056 del
Stuff of nightmares has arrived in Australia:
>Mystery as Melbourne woman who has never travelled overseas is diagnosed with Australia's first EVER case of parasitic disease after complaining of a headache
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8781077/Melbourne-woman-never-traveled-gets-Australias-homegrown-case-parasitic-disease.html


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:50:25 [Preview] No.228057 del
>>228055
Especially given Mawson Lakes Uni Campus is also home to Endeavour College high school.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:52:00 [Preview] No.228058 del
>>228056
Especially given they think her minor contact with foreign customers (by way of handling cups/plates they touched) was the cause. Any of us could get it.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:52:07 [Preview] No.228059 del
>>228056
I bet the chinks are involved.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:52:26 [Preview] No.228060 del
>>228057
>>228058
>Especially given
I need to stop doing this.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:54:34 [Preview] No.228061 del
>>228055
Block your siblings Ukranian girlfriend from visiting on his thirteenth birthday and larp as her until she's released from jail on charges you trumped up....... Her original the character Rei Gai Bizen, fuck mystics robot powaaa(!)?

That's a paddlin'.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 21:59:10 [Preview] No.228062 del
>>228049
This is part of the reason why I won't go to Wombo's.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:12:37 [Preview] No.228063 del
>>228062
Very sensible.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:15:17 [Preview] No.228065 del
>>228063
Now now, Possum.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:15:24 [Preview] No.228066 del
Morning.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:23:04 [Preview] No.228067 del
>>228061
What does this mean?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:25:28 [Preview] No.228068 del
>>228066
Good morning.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:26:51 [Preview] No.228070 del
Morning
Despite how sleep deprived I was yesterday I was still awake at 1:30 this morning with my heart racing. Even after a 6 pack.
Feeling ok now which is a relief.

Tomorrow is the last day for you all to be boongs before we get on the sober train


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:30:36 [Preview] No.228071 del
This story is how a business saved a few thousand by not hiring extra staff. It is honestly no surprise as the Coles down there is awful in general and anyone that can goes elsewhere.
>Coles deli manager is awarded $830,000 after hurting her back as she lifted a box of chickens in a crowded freezer
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8758293/Coles-deli-manager-awarded-830-000-injury-lifting-chickens.html


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:31:40 [Preview] No.228072 del
>>228071
Oops I mean the Coles down the road at Ramsgate is.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 22:34:59 [Preview] No.228073 del
>>228068
>Good
Hold up there, we'll see how it progresses first. Hope you have a good day though.
>>228070
Hope you're doing well. Smoking the last of my weed today then it's nothing for all of October, then hopefully the rest of the year and so on.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:04:24 [Preview] No.228074 del
Just dropped a nosehair burner.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:05:01 [Preview] No.228076 del
>>228075
I bet*


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:11:03 [Preview] No.228077 del
>>228075
That would honestly suck at that age.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:13:04 [Preview] No.228078 del
>>228077
cancer or bumsex?


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:15:19 [Preview] No.228079 del
>>228056
imagine letting a brown person touch your food.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:22:25 [Preview] No.228080 del
>>228071
won the "folk Lottery" damn its good to be a fucktard.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:32:10 [Preview] No.228081 del
>>228078
Both.

>>228080
I like how she could return to work at one stage but complications arouse and she couldn't.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:34:05 [Preview] No.228082 del
>>228079
Pajeet does not have time to wipe between delivering orders.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:42:39 [Preview] No.228083 del
>>228071
Her lawyers will take at least half of that.


NEET 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:56:28 [Preview] No.228084 del
>>228070
>before we get on the sober train
We'll see...


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:00:23 [Preview] No.228085 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:00:55 [Preview] No.228086 del
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Howdy! Just got back from Dan's and Coles. No Octsober for me.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:02:53 [Preview] No.228087 del
total mouth detox


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:07:10 [Preview] No.228088 del
>>228085
They paid practically nothing and it was probably written by an intern student.

>>228086
Good variety of feed.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:16:24 [Preview] No.228089 del
>>228088
>They paid practically nothing
Senior journalists are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. Laura Tingle, for example, was getting $400k per year at one point.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:16:59 [Preview] No.228090 del
>>228086
Good haul m8


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:18:12 [Preview] No.228091 del
>>228086
Not many deals.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:18:57 [Preview] No.228092 del
>>228089
She's worth it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:22:49 [Preview] No.228093 del
Laura tingle husband and Laura tingle daughter display the same pictures.
I bet she's into pegging old men.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:44:45 [Preview] No.228094 del
>>228093
>I bet she's into pegging old men.
Hot!


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 00:55:09 [Preview] No.228095 del
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Prawns for lunch.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:01:56 [Preview] No.228096 del
>>228095
Very nice lunch.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:09:30 [Preview] No.228097 del
Azure Active Directory has been offline all morning
Cruisey day at the wage


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:09:37 [Preview] No.228098 del
>>228090
Thanks

>>228091
Not a lot there today. Could've got pork schnitzels for half price but didn't feel like them. Eggs were a steal though.

>>228095
Good feed and good-looking Greek salad.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:10:21 [Preview] No.228099 del
>>228097
our tennancy has been working mostly
just a few auth issues


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:11:06 [Preview] No.228100 del
>>228087
Been neglecting my dental health for too long. Brushing only once a day the past several months. Shameful.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:14:07 [Preview] No.228101 del
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article is behind a paywall unfortunately


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:20:45 [Preview] No.228102 del
>>228101
My best is a photograph of someone will unlocked it in the early stages.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:28:33 [Preview] No.228103 del
>>228102
I can't see them giving every citizen a webcam or smartphone.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:31:27 [Preview] No.228104 del
>>228103
It'll be a trial feature for a few years then expected as mandatory. No video phone call system, no Cenno payment.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:33:11 [Preview] No.228105 del
>>228104
gotta get that facial recognition database complete... some of these dolebludgers don't have a license photo we can use!


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:33:34 [Preview] No.228106 del
Had a couple of those organic eggs, simply fried in olive oil. Very tasty. Not sure if that's due to them being 'organic' or because I seasoned them well.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:36:02 [Preview] No.228107 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:40:59 [Preview] No.228108 del
Feeling quite tired.
Have a bit of a sore tum tum
Need to start cooking some food before it goes off. Can't keep living on peanutbutter toast and muesli bars and tear and shares like a coon


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:48:04 [Preview] No.228109 del
cloud consultant didn't think the chowdhury/cloudcurry play on his name was appropriate


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:49:46 [Preview] No.228110 del
>>228086
Good haul NEET. Let us know how those snags taste.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:50:46 [Preview] No.228111 del
>>228095
Well prawned.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:51:22 [Preview] No.228112 del
>>228100
>once a day
That is a lot.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:54:21 [Preview] No.228113 del
>>228100
Went to the dentist a few months ago and had 10 fillings needed.
Cost me 2 grand, still haven't done the last of em.

Alcoholism is to blame.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:54:50 [Preview] No.228114 del
>>228108
The coon life isn't for everyone

>>228110
Will do. They're for an 'Italian sausage, onion and peppers' dish.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:56:12 [Preview] No.228115 del
>>228113
Get em fixed or leave it long enough and they will get pulled.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:56:54 [Preview] No.228116 del
>>228113
Damn that's a lot (of money & fillings). I literally haven't been to a dentist in over 10 years. I should at least go for a check-up before the year ends.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 01:57:40 [Preview] No.228117 del
>>228115
I will book in for sometime soon.
Covid fucked with their scheduling and I only got half of em done


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 02:00:45 [Preview] No.228118 del
>That's not very professional! Hilarious LinkedIn posts are ridiculed on Twitter - including a man who insists 'nobody cares about your degree when you drive a Ferrari'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8759917/Twitter-account-documents-bizarre-comments-LinkedIn-users.html


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 02:01:19 [Preview] No.228119 del
>>228117
>I will book in for sometime soon.
If you have a preferred dentist the wait can be several months. I book 6 months in advance to get a Saturday appointment.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:03:28 [Preview] No.228120 del
So let me set the scene
It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees
The Queensland harsh summer heat
Had me sweating buckets up and down my street
It was there I spotted the bloke
Perched atop of his milk crate throne
He eyed me off as I approached
Then he said
I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:12:42 [Preview] No.228121 del
>>228119
I thought that sort of waiting time was for the free public dentists.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:19:21 [Preview] No.228122 del
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GregO knows not to put al-foil in the air-fryer


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:27:26 [Preview] No.228123 del
>>228122
Do you reckon GregO gets on the cones?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:29:13 [Preview] No.228124 del
>>228121
Depends on the dentist I could get seen earlier but I prefer the dentist I have been seeing who does not make comments about my teeth, unless something is wrong. The dentist also does not charge excessive amounts for the services, which makes them in demand. There are dentists that charge an excess with top health insurance for fillings and other treatments that are not major.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:34:27 [Preview] No.228125 del
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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:38:20 [Preview] No.228126 del
>Thin 'N' Crispy
good choice, a neet needs to watch his figure


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:44:22 [Preview] No.228127 del
>>228126
You can fit more thin n' crispys in.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:47:50 [Preview] No.228129 del
Had a sausage roll for lunch
Went for a walk without a mask, normies be mad

Feeling positive


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:48:35 [Preview] No.228130 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:49:16 [Preview] No.228131 del
>>228128
At least it is a break from the OnlyFans articles.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:49:35 [Preview] No.228132 del
>>228129
What happens if you get finned?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:49:56 [Preview] No.228133 del
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>>228049
This aged well.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:50:04 [Preview] No.228134 del
>>228128
Must get very awkward when the client goes to get his happy ending and the woman (after a mediocre cleaning job) tells him they are look only, no touching.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:50:17 [Preview] No.228135 del
Getting delivered.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:51:12 [Preview] No.228136 del
>>228133
Apparently Boogie's whole persona is full of shit and he is really a perverted, mean-spirited asshole.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:52:07 [Preview] No.228137 del
>>228134
I wonder if you do cummies on things will they clean them


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:52:37 [Preview] No.228138 del
>>228136
They do say never to meet your heroes.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:57:23 [Preview] No.228139 del
Cruisey exploited his position in the care industry and groomed young migrant women who he would drive around in the company car before fucking them in the chook house and paying them with choof to keep quiet
I've just been informed that he will be exposed on A Current Affair this week


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:57:46 [Preview] No.228140 del
>>228137
you dirty, dirty neet.
take your clothes off and prepare for a hosing


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:57:54 [Preview] No.228141 del
>>228132
you can pretend you're a shark or a dolphin


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:58:23 [Preview] No.228142 del
Big feed


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:58:37 [Preview] No.228143 del
>>228139
cruisey touched me too.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 03:59:20 [Preview] No.228144 del
>>228134
What is interesting about the whole business model is how the business protects it employees. If something did arise the client could very well stipulate that it is a civil matter and it would very difficult to prosecute successfully. I wonder if they have any insurance and how high the premiums must be.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:00:34 [Preview] No.228145 del
>>228139
>chook house
*residence of Helen


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:00:59 [Preview] No.228146 del
>>228141
Moderately bantered.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:01:07 [Preview] No.228147 del
>>228142
That's a wholesome lunch meal.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:01:58 [Preview] No.228148 del
>>228142
Lamb cutlets are top tier. Looks good (although I am not a fan of greek salad myself).


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:02:13 [Preview] No.228149 del
>>228139
Finally something is being done about him.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:02:21 [Preview] No.228150 del
>>228125
Could've got 2 for 1 at Dominoes today. Pick-up only.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:01 [Preview] No.228151 del
might have a nap while these files are being transferred


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.228152 del
>>228150
>2 for 1
Still not great pricing, since without a discount their pizzas are ridiculously expensive.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:03:52 [Preview] No.228153 del
>>228123
Most likely as he often mentions weed or 'the munchies'. And I bet his dreadlocked surfer friend is his supplier.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:04:15 [Preview] No.228154 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:05:20 [Preview] No.228155 del
>>228150
dominos? more like dumbinos their pizzas suck


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:06:01 [Preview] No.228156 del
niggas tryna hold a firewall post-incident review two (2) week after it happend and gettin shitty when people can't remembers to-the-minute timeline of events
das why they normally held nek day dumb dubms


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:07:41 [Preview] No.228157 del
>>228153
>dreadlocked surfer friend
Scotty, yeah that guy looks the type.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:10:26 [Preview] No.228158 del
>>228131
Still it's all about the arse


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:28:59 [Preview] No.228160 del
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>>227850
>I always have a bit of a laugh when I see pajeets with that kind of name
Me too Mr Spergman, me too.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:30:29 [Preview] No.228161 del
Looking forward to the photos of those pizzas.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:49:43 [Preview] No.228162 del
Looking forward to the photos of those bulges


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:53:15 [Preview] No.228163 del
i think i had some more mitch dowd's arriving today...


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:56:07 [Preview] No.228165 del
>>228154
There is a good documentary on Netflix how Social Media platforms continue to deliver crap to people that over time makes then believe it is true because it is the only information they are ever exposed to.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:56:24 [Preview] No.228166 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:57:26 [Preview] No.228167 del
>>228164
naaaaaaw


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 04:58:33 [Preview] No.228168 del
Fairly productive day today.
Despite all my gay catastrophising yesterday, it seems I am not actually as behind with uni as I thought.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:01:01 [Preview] No.228169 del
>>228061
Are you alright m8?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:02:12 [Preview] No.228170 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6876146123237625090?lang=en [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:05:22 [Preview] No.228171 del
>>228170
I do not like this person's videos.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:05:59 [Preview] No.228172 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:08:22 [Preview] No.228173 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@bubbleteababydoll/video/6863217524549373190?lang=en [Embed]
https://www.tiktok.com/@emyiremir/video/6834349768739802374?lang=en [Embed]
Webby forced me to do the Chika dance for several hours in 45 degree heat once.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:13:29 [Preview] No.228175 del
>>228168
Good shit moite
I'm also having a productive day and catching up with a fair bit of work stuff
Feeling fuckin heaps good compared to yesterdays post-bender blues day
Only 2 coffees today and at 3 oclock instead of needing a nap I'm fuckin CHARGIN


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:14:28 [Preview] No.228176 del
>>228173
>>228174
>>228170
We could do without all of this shit.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:20:34 [Preview] No.228177 del
>>228173
Where are the fox tail buttplugs?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:21:35 [Preview] No.228178 del
>>228175
You going to have some oaties tonight?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:24:21 [Preview] No.228179 del
>>228178
Absolutely fuckin not


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:40:20 [Preview] No.228180 del
>>228175
>I'm fuckin CHARGIN
Good to hear


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:40:29 [Preview] No.228181 del
>>228179
Just a six pack won't hurt. It will help you sleep better.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 05:59:10 [Preview] No.228182 del
>>228177
Up my arse.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:01:47 [Preview] No.228183 del
>>228176
incel?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:04:03 [Preview] No.228184 del
>>228183
Yeah all that incel shit.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:11:50 [Preview] No.228185 del
Could cruisey or someone post a pic with all the banners that we can zoom in on?
There's quite a few in rotation now I've never seen


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:20:47 [Preview] No.228186 del
>>228185
I am guessing they are played at random.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:33:48 [Preview] No.228188 del
>>228187
90% of them done by Cruisey. The BannerMaster.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:38:08 [Preview] No.228189 del
>>228188
I keep adding them and I like them all.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:39:50 [Preview] No.228190 del
>>228187
Cloncurry.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:40:53 [Preview] No.228191 del
I like Crusiey.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:44:33 [Preview] No.228192 del
>>228191
You do not!


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:46:10 [Preview] No.228193 del
>>228192
Possum gave me a rimjob.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:48:25 [Preview] No.228194 del
>>228193
Plausible.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:50:31 [Preview] No.228195 del
Goin out for a run and a stalk and some heinie zeros


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:52:17 [Preview] No.228196 del
Good afternoon, NOOTs.
Having my final longneck of stout for a while.
Passed three (3) separate car accidents on the way home.
SAPOL wrote to me regarding those speeding fines. They are disinclined to acquiesce to my request.
Postie delivered some of Mitch's underdoos and some origami stuff for my autistic niece for Christmas.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:54:06 [Preview] No.228197 del
>>228196
>Having my final longneck of stout for a while.
How long?
Are you beginning NEET improvement month tomorrow?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.228198 del
>>228197
>https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo [Embed]
yes


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 06:57:29 [Preview] No.228199 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:00:25 [Preview] No.228200 del
>>228196
>They are disinclined to acquiesce to my request.
Your voice read that out to me as I was reading.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:10:30 [Preview] No.228201 del
>>228197
About a foot in length


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:11:06 [Preview] No.228202 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:12:22 [Preview] No.228203 del
>tomorrow

Sing it with me lads. " There are 30 days in September, April June and November...


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:15:59 [Preview] No.228205 del
>>228168
>gay catastrophising
Is this a business model?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:16:36 [Preview] No.228206 del
>>228203
I said I'd weigh in after WWWOTWWW, also I have to see the honorary aryan tomorrow night so I can't get drinked


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:17:11 [Preview] No.228207 del
>>228205
that's not how you spell cycling


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:18:17 [Preview] No.228208 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:18:27 [Preview] No.228209 del
>>228206
>WWWOTWWW
Very nicely done.

> so I can't get drinked
I looked forward to hearing about it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:21:32 [Preview] No.228210 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8LhkyyCvUHk [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:25:22 [Preview] No.228211 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:27:36 [Preview] No.228212 del
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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:38:53 [Preview] No.228213 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bxG7ozYsVo8 [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:46:05 [Preview] No.228214 del
Have shower. Realise no clean boxers. Put on yesterday's pair as they were not as soiled as today's...


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:46:56 [Preview] No.228215 del
>>228214
Do a load of wash.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.228216 del
>>228214
Buy some Mitch Dowds, mate.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:49:30 [Preview] No.228217 del
3km job complete.
Now I've gotta do the meal prep and call Mum

Then its some more wagery


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:50:53 [Preview] No.228218 del
>>228217
Tell mum about the NEET board.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:52:51 [Preview] No.228219 del
>>228218
Funfact: Mum actually snooped on my computer when I was living at home and found me talking about my virginity on the wizardchan IRC.
It's all been kinda weird since then


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 07:53:37 [Preview] No.228220 del
>>228219
Mum shouldn't have done that. Very serious invasion of privacy.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:00:02 [Preview] No.228221 del
>>228206
Hope you have a good night


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:01:09 [Preview] No.228222 del
>>228221
Thank you.
I shall endeavour to post an update when I am home.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:04:17 [Preview] No.228223 del
>>228219
>found me talking about my virginity
Where you the NEET who was going to see the prostitute and your mummybot told you not to?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:04:48 [Preview] No.228224 del
>>228206
>WWWOTWWW

Explain this


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:06:41 [Preview] No.228225 del
Big
Beautiful
Weber


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:07:48 [Preview] No.228226 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:09:23 [Preview] No.228227 del
neither alcohol or girl saliva has passed possum's lips


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:15:01 [Preview] No.228228 del
Possums a puss dog


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:16 [Preview] No.228229 del
possum skin cloak


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:27 [Preview] No.228230 del
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Do none of the Aldis in Brisbane alarm-protect their meat? I haven't seen one that does.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:45 [Preview] No.228231 del
I need to go to the gym tonight but I don't want to.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:54 [Preview] No.228232 del
>>228218
even my friends who happened to see the NEET board open at my monitor on my desk mocked the level of its discourse

hello neets home from work felling fucking meh ... long day at work, already had some sneaky goons there to keep plodding on after 3... gotta be there @ 730 tomorrow for some ebikes... fucking yah :/


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:16:54 [Preview] No.228233 del
>>228228
Have some respect.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:18:41 [Preview] No.228234 del
>>228231
go before the gains goblins get you


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:18:50 [Preview] No.228235 del
>>228232
your mates are tosspots


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:19:01 [Preview] No.228236 del
>>228232
Hi Nuro, welcome home.

>the level of its discourse
Things were even worse before you arrived and raised the levels a fair bit.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:19:35 [Preview] No.228237 del
>>228232
Hello Nurofen.
I missed you today.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:19:44 [Preview] No.228238 del
>>228231
Do it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:20:11 [Preview] No.228239 del
>>228231
Just fucking force yourself to go, you weak bitch
I forced myself to go another km on my jog and now I'm feeling good as a result

>>228232
Do your workmates know youre goooning at the cage?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:20:37 [Preview] No.228240 del
Cruisey how is your ball? Did you got those test results back?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:20:48 [Preview] No.228241 del
>>228236
Fuck off you dickriding cunt.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.228242 del
>>228231
Go on neet, you will fell better for it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.228243 del
>>228239
You only ran 3km, that is bitch distance.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:22:55 [Preview] No.228244 del
>>228243
Better than I did last fucking week mate


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>>228235
it takes a long time to apreciate the NASBOONG culture here even the simple NK .css baffles people

>>228236
i honestly tried to uplift the place

>>228237
thx

>>228239
yes i do it anytime overtime is requiredm stops me jonesing to go the beach to sink a few


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:28:58 [Preview] No.228246 del
Sunset stalk


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:29:55 [Preview] No.228247 del
>>228240
teste*


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.228248 del
>>228247
testis is the singular, dullard


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:31:29 [Preview] No.228249 del
>>228247
tasty*


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:31:55 [Preview] No.228250 del
>>228232
Evening Nuro. Based as usual.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:33:30 [Preview] No.228251 del
>tfw severely impressed


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:34:55 [Preview] No.228252 del
>>228251
Good to hear.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:35:58 [Preview] No.228253 del
Sunset gape.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:39:11 [Preview] No.228254 del
jesus even having a shit puffs me out these days


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:43:00 [Preview] No.228255 del
6-ring ball stretcher.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.228256 del
>>228254
Executive lyfe.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:43:54 [Preview] No.228257 del
>>228254
Are you straining that much or is it the whole process that takes it out of you?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:45:49 [Preview] No.228258 del
>>228257
it's more the clean up


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:46:05 [Preview] No.228259 del
time for crumpets and whisky


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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:49:40 [Preview] No.228261 del
>>228258
Do you have a wand and have you found it useful?


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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:56:16 [Preview] No.228263 del
three (3) crumpets consumed
three (3) more in the toaster


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:58:42 [Preview] No.228264 del
>>228261
I do not.
After cleaning up in the toilet in the regular manner, I proceed to the bathroom whereupon I place a leg up on the side of the bath and bathe my undercarriage. It would appear that this part of the process is the most strenuous.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 08:58:53 [Preview] No.228265 del
>>228263
I can only fit two at a time in my toaster.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:00:59 [Preview] No.228266 del
>>228098
>Good feed and good-looking Greek salad.
The salad was nice except the lesbian cucumber which was bitter, my own fault is was old and a bit soft I should have tasted it first, I have since picked it out of the rest of the salad


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:01:08 [Preview] No.228267 del
Less than 30 minutes to get your OzLotto entry in


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:01:08 [Preview] No.228268 del
>>228265
Motherbot insisted on buying me a four (4) banger last time she was here.
Gibb's crumpets come in packages of six (6), so I cooked three (3) at a time.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:02:01 [Preview] No.228269 del
>>228264
>and bathe my undercarriage
Your picture didn't upload


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:02:40 [Preview] No.228270 del
>>228267
Thank you, LottoNEET. I just purchased a ticket.


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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.228272 del
Went to Coles and got some veges and mints.
My veges were getting rotten and shrivelled because of my boong weekend.
Wore one of my nicer tshirts which hides my gut, felt nice to be out in public without being a hungover shizo boong on a bender.

Nice to be back in my own mind.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:03:20 [Preview] No.228273 del
>>228267
>>228270
Wish you both luck.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.228274 del
>>228272
Were you stalking her again?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:04:45 [Preview] No.228275 del
The Compound is within our grasp, I can feel it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.228276 del
>>228263
My limit is two (2). I am a skellie.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:08:53 [Preview] No.228277 del
>>228264
You need an NDIS wiper.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:09:10 [Preview] No.228278 del
I like to mop up melted butter on the plate with the last bit of crumpet.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:09:50 [Preview] No.228279 del
Crumpets have been consumed and the dishes washed.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:10:54 [Preview] No.228280 del
Do they have crumpets in Hungary?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:11:10 [Preview] No.228281 del
>>228278
Is this one last binge?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:11:27 [Preview] No.228282 del
>>228280
Ask him tomorrow.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.228283 del
>>228280
They have a word for it: teasütemény


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:12:56 [Preview] No.228284 del
>>228283
(UK, slang, uncountable) A person (or, collectively, persons) considered sexually desirable.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:13:13 [Preview] No.228285 del
POSSUM IS A CRUMPET


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:14:39 [Preview] No.228286 del
teasütemény BBW


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:14:51 [Preview] No.228287 del
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My new wank station mount arrived today. It is much more durable that the last wank station. It also has an additional pivot point at the top making it much easier to position


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:16:38 [Preview] No.228288 del
>>228287
Good evening, Shitey.
Where have you been and how are you?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:16:52 [Preview] No.228289 del
>>228287
Very technical and advanced wank station.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:18:56 [Preview] No.228290 del
>>228287
It seems very limber,just what a young neet needs.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:25:05 [Preview] No.228291 del
>>228287
Very nice. Real pro wanking set up.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.228292 del
>>228287
Shitey, Monk keeps posting about wanting to hang out with you but you don't reply.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:26:12 [Preview] No.228293 del
>>228288
Good evening. I have been studying, that's about it. I'm well thanks


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:26:28 [Preview] No.228294 del
>>228292
He doesn't reply to anybody lately it seems


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:26:44 [Preview] No.228295 del
which is ironically what monk used to do


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:27:07 [Preview] No.228296 del
>>228295
>used to


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:28:22 [Preview] No.228297 del
>>228294
and just like that he beats me by twenty (20) seconds


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:30:23 [Preview] No.228298 del
>>228263
Perhaps it's time to (stop) doing that?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:32:20 [Preview] No.228299 del
>>228266
I made a big batch of Greek Salad a few days back and still have a 2-3 serves left. Tastes good but after that I won't be having it again probably the rest of the year


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:32:43 [Preview] No.228300 del
Pasta simmering away, oven heating up for roast taters and capisicum.

>>228287
Very nice. I've been meaning to buy some new sheets and I think I'll go for that color.


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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:39:25 [Preview] No.228303 del
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>>228139
Well bantered.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:40:48 [Preview] No.228304 del
>>228144
You just sack them, then tell the client you did it for them.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:42:44 [Preview] No.228305 del
>>228185
Someone needs to get all the banners from all the ausneets.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:42:55 [Preview] No.228306 del
>>228302
lol good story.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.228307 del
>>228188
>>228191
You guys have been very nice to me today.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:43:39 [Preview] No.228308 del
Once this gay lockdown is over I expect Shitey to join me for sundowners by the beach.
If he wants, we could then go to a nearby bar and chase some brown hoes


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:44:17 [Preview] No.228309 del
>>228307
You are valued and loved.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:46:03 [Preview] No.228310 del
>>228309
We all care about him.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:49:47 [Preview] No.228311 del
>>228196
Evening.
Is this for sober October?
I had to drive lots today, it was pretty sketchy.
They caught you, how/why attest?
Post a picture of the origami stuff.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:51:28 [Preview] No.228312 del
>>228219
Go on.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:51:39 [Preview] No.228313 del
>>228302
You also told us of the complaints against him. Did you get any more complaints against him?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 09:52:41 [Preview] No.228315 del
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>>228287
>wank station

vile only sleep rest and pure thoughts happen here