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NEET General #229 - Duality Edition NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 12:37:19 [Preview] No. 228407
Do you NEETs have two different faces? One for the normies and another that is your true self? Sometimes I feel like I wear dozens of different masks and don't even know if there is a true self behind any of them.

Old Thread: >>227411


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 12:37:59 [Preview] No.228408 del
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SA Best A


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 12:43:53 [Preview] No.228410 del
>>228407
My social skills are too poor to be able to put on a different face.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 12:49:42 [Preview] No.228411 del
Not so much to normies but to myself. Sometimes I have moments of just serious self reflection and I’m both a bit disappointed in myself and also confused by my own behaviour.
Moments of self-realisation, and the mask I wear allows me to be a boong because I’m not accountable to myself, because I’ve been this way so long.
Moving into my late 20s I feel I’ll never properly “find myself” or any peace, and I’ll die being the same jaded, bitter, jealous person I am today, constantly hiding from my insecurities instead of facing them.


Gonna have a wank and then finish this move, Wasp Network
Night


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 12:54:56 [Preview] No.228412 del
It’s a pissing without rolling back the foreskin kinda night


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 13:01:11 [Preview] No.228414 del
8-ring ball stretcher.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 13:27:04 [Preview] No.228417 del
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I'm sad frens. I want off this ride. I don't want to slave for a few shekels. What do I do with my life?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 13:28:10 [Preview] No.228418 del
>>228417
Get on the DSP.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 14:00:07 [Preview] No.228421 del
Gay market capitalisation.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 15:17:08 [Preview] No.228434 del
Good morning in advanced everyneet


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 15:25:23 [Preview] No.228435 del
>>228407
Why stop at two? it's the triple and quadruple lives that get you


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 15:27:18 [Preview] No.228436 del
>>228434
Good morning.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 16:06:05 [Preview] No.228437 del
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The white dog will pay on the day of the spear! Commander Quaden will lead the forces of Abowaffen to Final Victory. Rainbow Snake Willing!

PS. How are you neets going?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 19:07:22 [Preview] No.228438 del
>>228434
>>228436
Morning neets. Been away for a few days, did I miss anything?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 19:42:30 [Preview] No.228439 del
Good morning NEETs

Im on a train into the heart of Pozzbourne

Wish me luck


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 19:44:14 [Preview] No.228440 del
Morninf


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:10:32 [Preview] No.228441 del
>>228437
slept right thru, dreaming of racewar


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:13:28 [Preview] No.228442 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-30/australias-faafafine-community-is-growing-and-wants-to-be-seen/12703256

Kek. Islander ladyboys

>turned to sex work to survive
what is this? Next year's breakout disney moofie?


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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:22:59 [Preview] No.228444 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-29/nsw-police-constables-questioned-over-anya-bradford-arrest/12714592

Look at the weak little shit, stitching up his Sargent. the absolute state of new recruits these days. I remember the days when pigs had a little gravel in thier guts and the kerbside court of petty sessions was a thing. Now the trannies are seen as victims, what a joke


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:26:32 [Preview] No.228445 del
>>228407
Too soon.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:28:03 [Preview] No.228446 del
>>228434
Too soon.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:28:42 [Preview] No.228447 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 20:54:46 [Preview] No.228448 del
>>228315
I missed this last night, there's almost a knee.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:05:24 [Preview] No.228449 del
>>228447
Good morning


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:07:15 [Preview] No.228450 del
>>228448
You won't be satisfied with a knee, you'll just start demanding bulge shots.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:07:34 [Preview] No.228451 del
>>228449
Morning.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:07:52 [Preview] No.228452 del
>>228450
>nuro bulge


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:09:24 [Preview] No.228453 del
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>>228443
>>228440
>>228439
>>228438
>>228447
Good Morn Neeties

>>228448
enjoy it that wont happen again


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:11:06 [Preview] No.228454 del
>>228453
Morning
>that wont happen
Post your cock.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:16:33 [Preview] No.228455 del
emollient
noun [ih-MAHL-yunt]

1. something that softens or soothes

Possum applied an emollient to his tender bottom.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:17:17 [Preview] No.228456 del
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>>228450
>>228454
i too sadly knew where this was going.... say no to bulge grooming kids


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:18:17 [Preview] No.228457 del
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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:20:41 [Preview] No.228458 del
I won $42.15 in last night's lotto.
I reinvested it in 10 x System 7 games for tonight at a cost of $41.50.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:27:36 [Preview] No.228459 del
>>228457
ooooff whats the journey from 100 to 135 like ? asking for a friend


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:28:06 [Preview] No.228460 del
>>228408
I would like to spend a whole day surrounded by such surrounds


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:32:05 [Preview] No.228461 del
>>228457
Me x 2


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:41:32 [Preview] No.228462 del
>>228459
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/convicted-paedophile-peter-john-oneill-avoids-jail-due-to-obesity-problems/news-story/f4a9cd7ed3a2e6ba641d1a4fcd77843b

>However his five year sentence was wholly suspended after O'Neill, who weighs 140kg, told the court he suffered from spinal injuries, chronic pain and sleep apnoea.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:42:05 [Preview] No.228463 del
>>228444
I think there is footage of the incident happening.

>>228453
Morning Nuro and Sleepy Joe

>>228455
My chest's bacteria hole needs a good emollient.

>>228457
I hope those numbers go down over the coming weeks.

>>228459
If your diet continued you could have reflected on it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:42:24 [Preview] No.228464 del
Construction worker dies after eating black licorice

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eu_9GGdsu8w [Embed]


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:43:04 [Preview] No.228465 del
>>228462
That's a sad story tbh, I think they should fly him down and give him a carer to deal with him in jail with no compassion.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.228466 del
>The Tinder creep who can't take 'NO' for an answer: SIX (6) more women out Bondi 'playboy' who bombarded them with vile abuse when they rejected him - and his messages will sicken you
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8783559/Six-new-victims-worker-Tinder-creep-reveal-abused-rejected-him.html


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:45:13 [Preview] No.228467 del
>>228463
>I hope those numbers go down over the coming weeks.
So do I, mate, so do I.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:46:10 [Preview] No.228468 del
Having Macca's today.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:49:29 [Preview] No.228469 del
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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:50:13 [Preview] No.228471 del
>>228456
You are no child.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:51:49 [Preview] No.228472 del
>>228457
I am 74.55.
Where do you expect to be after October?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:52:10 [Preview] No.228473 del
>>228468
Get the spicy chicken.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:52:53 [Preview] No.228474 del
>>228472
Realistically, probably only 129/130. Anything more is a bonus.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:54:30 [Preview] No.228475 del
Another day on Earth. Woke up quite tired.
Once more into the the breaches


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:57:35 [Preview] No.228476 del
>>228475
*britches


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:59:23 [Preview] No.228477 del
>>228474
That's a goods goal, good luck mate.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 21:59:54 [Preview] No.228478 del
>>228475
Stay out of my breaches.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:00:21 [Preview] No.228479 del
>>228478
*breeches


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:04:00 [Preview] No.228480 del
>>228479
2a. broken, ruptured, or torn condition or area
2b. a gap made by battering

The NEET could very well have a breach and you should stay out of it.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:12:08 [Preview] No.228481 del
>>228469
They'll use any excuse to push for more power.

>>228475
Have a wank.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:16:40 [Preview] No.228482 del
>Son of former Labor MP loses appeal over brutal cuddle of a 19-year-old man - after arguing he couldn't understand his victim was not consenting during four-hour ordeal because of his autism
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8783985/Son-Labor-MP-jailed-horrific-cuddle-fails-jail-sentence-reduced.html


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:17:29 [Preview] No.228483 del
>Sex on the beach viewers cringe as love-hungry 'grannies' head to Gambia to have 'a different man every night' in eye-popping Ch4 documentary
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8784285/Viewers-cringe-British-grannies-prey-Gambian-men-holiday-romance-Ch4-documentary.html


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:21:51 [Preview] No.228485 del
>>228484
ethanolstate when?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:28:17 [Preview] No.228486 del
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NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:29:18 [Preview] No.228487 del
The worker looks like Abbott coincidence I think not
>Go inside Australia's secret multi-million dollar cannabis farm as it's kept under 24-hour guard because the crop is incredibly potent - and it's 100 per cent legal
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8783147/Inside-Australias-secret-multimillion-dollar-cannabis-farm-thats-totally-legal.html


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:29:33 [Preview] No.228488 del
the LGBTTQQIAAP representativegy twat has walked in this morning and thrown his bag down and not said hello to anybody


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:34:45 [Preview] No.228489 del
>>228488
>thrown his bag down and not said hello to anybody
Wink at him as you go past next time and keep us updated.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:36:21 [Preview] No.228490 del
>>228488
Go and ask him if he is ok.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:37:27 [Preview] No.228491 del
>>228457
I weigh the same. It's like we're weight brothers. Blubber buds.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:39:10 [Preview] No.228492 del


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:41:16 [Preview] No.228493 del
>>228492
Post ya bulge


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:42:48 [Preview] No.228494 del
What are neeties up to today?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:46:47 [Preview] No.228495 del
>>228494
- Run
- Organise spices and sauces in pantry
- Small grocery haul
- Buy new bedsheets and pan


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:51:18 [Preview] No.228496 del
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>>228494
Reading Gobineau's An Essay on the Inequality of the Human Races.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:54:01 [Preview] No.228498 del
>>228494
More work on finishing this coding assignment. Getting closer towards finishing it. You?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:54:46 [Preview] No.228500 del
>>228498
What program did you end up inventing?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 22:56:53 [Preview] No.228501 del
Gonna try focus on the wage today instead of spending my time with you blokes


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:00:17 [Preview] No.228504 del
>>228497
That person has 10/10 reading comprehension. They might even post here.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:00:44 [Preview] No.228505 del
Had a ham and salad wrap and drinking a cup of coffee with some honey in it for breakfast.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:02:07 [Preview] No.228506 del
>>228504
Yes.
Although one might argue running out of flour means they have effectively run out of their chicken product.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:03:15 [Preview] No.228507 del
>>228505
Well breakkyied


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:05:09 [Preview] No.228509 del
More text messages from the good guys


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:06:33 [Preview] No.228510 del
>>228509
Just block the number and move on mate. It is easier to ghost them.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:08:48 [Preview] No.228511 del
>>228509
See if you can exchange it for another product.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:08:52 [Preview] No.228512 del
>>228508
I like the wojack near the back left.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:15:19 [Preview] No.228513 del
Ghosting the Good Guys


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:25:03 [Preview] No.228514 del
>>228215
It is done


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:33:36 [Preview] No.228515 del
I did a load in a NEETs wash once.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:39:57 [Preview] No.228516 del
>>228515
Big load?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:40:58 [Preview] No.228517 del
>>228515
Strong strain?


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:42:19 [Preview] No.228518 del
>>228516
>>228517
People asked him what laundry powder he used.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:42:47 [Preview] No.228519 del
When I was a teen I had a shower wank and came in my step-sisters shampoo.
My logic was this would ultimately end up with me cumming on her face in some roundabout way.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:45:53 [Preview] No.228520 del
>>228519
If she had shampooed her pubes and fallen pregnant you'd have had some explaining to do.


NEET 09/29/2020 (Tue) 23:47:08 [Preview] No.228521 del
Woke up with my whole body aching again.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:07:31 [Preview] No.228522 del
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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:15:11 [Preview] No.228523 del
>>228518
Good brand?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:15:38 [Preview] No.228524 del
>>228521
Have a waLk.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:16:28 [Preview] No.228525 del
>>228523
Home made.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.228526 del
>>228521
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:19:43 [Preview] No.228527 del
>>228526
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Wombo, Wombo will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Possum, Possum
Possum, Possum
Possum Cruiseo, magnifico


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:45:04 [Preview] No.228528 del
>>228494
Made some shitty banana pancakes for breakfast. Did a load of washing. Might prune some trees soon.

>>228495
You use a bedpan?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:45:32 [Preview] No.228529 del
The concept of lunch is crazy.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:46:27 [Preview] No.228530 del
>>228529
Wait until you hear about night lunch.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:49:05 [Preview] No.228531 del
>>228505
Well wrapped.
I like honey in tea but never tried it in coffee.

>>228509
They wanna suck you dry


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:50:48 [Preview] No.228532 del
>>228531
I use it in both drinks, works better in tea if I had to choose one or the other though.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:52:55 [Preview] No.228533 del
>>228522
10007pounds


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:54:56 [Preview] No.228534 del
Oh shit, for some reason I though October had 31 days.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:55:21 [Preview] No.228535 del
One (1) too-many zeros


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:57:02 [Preview] No.228536 del
>>228534
Sing it with me lads: "30 days in September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31...


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:57:26 [Preview] No.228537 del
>>228534
It does?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:57:32 [Preview] No.228538 del
>>228438
>Been away for a few days, did I miss anything?
Possum stopped posting here. Nobody knows why.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 00:58:32 [Preview] No.228539 del
>>228536
I do the counting on my knuckles.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:03:51 [Preview] No.228541 del
>>228538
NEETs continue to strugle with concepts such as day of the week and the date.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:08:30 [Preview] No.228542 del
>>228541
Can you explain them to me?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:09:09 [Preview] No.228543 del
>>228542
It's Thursday bro


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:14:27 [Preview] No.228544 del
>>228543
But why?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:14:51 [Preview] No.228545 del
>>228544
It just is. It's science.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:16:46 [Preview] No.228546 del
>>228545
Three peer reviewed articles backing that up, please and thank you.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:16:54 [Preview] No.228547 del
Someone is trying to get the Indians on Chegg to do their assignment. The effort they went to creating the specification is equal to the time it would have taken to half complete the assignment. I honestly don't know why they are doing this course.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:18:45 [Preview] No.228548 del
>>228547
>I honestly don't know why they are doing this course.
so they can take a job off an Australian


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:21:54 [Preview] No.228549 del
Anyone watching the presidential debate?
Absolute shitshow, I think Biden just said "Will you shut up man?" to trump


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:22:58 [Preview] No.228550 del
>>228549
nah, I'll just wait for the funny/cringe bits to drop later


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:24:15 [Preview] No.228551 del
>>228549
>Anyone watching the presidential debate?
No.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:24:49 [Preview] No.228552 del
>>228548
>so they can take a job off an Australian
They're put a bit of effort into it:
1. They rewrote the instructions
2. Upload individual pages of the assignment output
3. Upload past assignment code on Pastebin, leaving out one import statement that will throw an error because they cannot even bothered to read that code.

The assignment isn't even that hard as we are given a diagram to follow and the correct code from the last assignment.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:24:56 [Preview] No.228553 del
>>228549
I can't stand watching that sort of stuff. Pure cringe I writhe in discomfort the whole time.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:39:18 [Preview] No.228554 del
>>228552
They're a different mentality. They don't even understand the whole labour equation when they're trying to cheat the system.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:40:34 [Preview] No.228555 del
Once they get work they just lean on everybody else, and they're secure in their employment as any attempt to sack or performance manage them blows up into a race discrimination case.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:50:53 [Preview] No.228556 del
I love you


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:52:26 [Preview] No.228558 del
>>228556
You do not


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:52:46 [Preview] No.228559 del
>>228493
That's at least half of the weight.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:53:05 [Preview] No.228560 del
>>228558
I do too


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:54:17 [Preview] No.228561 del
>>228506
No one would argue that.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:54:41 [Preview] No.228562 del
>>228560
unzips pants


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:56:02 [Preview] No.228564 del
>>228562
Picks belt up off the floor


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:56:49 [Preview] No.228565 del
>>228513
You're a bad guy.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:57:33 [Preview] No.228567 del
>>228559
The excess scrotum skin?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 01:58:08 [Preview] No.228568 del
>>228567
His big cunt flaps.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:00:08 [Preview] No.228570 del
>>228535
Zero (0) too many ones.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:00:32 [Preview] No.228571 del
Cunt flaps waving in the wind.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:01:10 [Preview] No.228572 del
>>228549
Has he said 'clap for that you stupid bastards' to the audience yet?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:42:53 [Preview] No.228573 del
Those two pizzas and cheesy garlic bread make me shit with the power of a thousand suns last night. It took three rounds to finish it off.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:44:15 [Preview] No.228574 del
Not even 1 oclock and I'm having a mid day crash.
Need to start researching my diet again


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:46:43 [Preview] No.228575 del
>>228574
You just need to get the right habits. In this case, the dexie habit.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:48:44 [Preview] No.228576 del
>>228573
You should have posted pics of the feast.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:50:48 [Preview] No.228577 del
>>228576
I really dropped the ball with that.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:54:18 [Preview] No.228578 del
>>228577
And now you are paying the price.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:56:29 [Preview] No.228579 del
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Tokyo is fucking huge.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 02:56:46 [Preview] No.228580 del
>>228574
>researching my diet
What does this mean? Is researching a diet an alternative to actually being on one?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:09:45 [Preview] No.228581 del
>>228579
Gook density optimisation.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:10:24 [Preview] No.228582 del
>>228579
Are you flying with someone?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:11:30 [Preview] No.228583 del
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>>228582
Nope, heading to Mt Fuji now.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:12:44 [Preview] No.228584 del
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>>228581
It's insane.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:15:32 [Preview] No.228585 del
>>228583
Sorry I meant passenger. I have download that game off a torrent and just want to fly around like this to different destinations. It sounds fun.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:16:01 [Preview] No.228586 del
I can't be bothered maintaining different faces anymore - I don't really see the point. Relationships with people you can't be yourself with aren't genuine or productive imo. It's good to be a NEET, and not have to worry about work relationships or the opinions of people beyond whether or not I actively enjoy and benefit from their company

I cut my big toenail too short and it's uncomfortable as fuck inside my sneakers.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:17:16 [Preview] No.228587 del
>>228585
Yeah you have an avatar and a copilot.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:26:33 [Preview] No.228588 del
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Struggling to make it to 13,000ft in the Cessna 172, think it's service ceiling is only 14,500ft.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:35:50 [Preview] No.228590 del
>>228588
Look out for that big hill neet.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.228591 del
Trying to find some half decent photos of me from my phone but that means seeing dozens of photos of her which is painful.

I've asked her to coffee this week, she hasn't seen the message yet


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:38:49 [Preview] No.228592 del
>>228591
Delete them then.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:44:10 [Preview] No.228593 del
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>>228590
Made it.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:47:58 [Preview] No.228594 del
I love curried sausages.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:49:17 [Preview] No.228595 del
>>228594
How many?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:50:44 [Preview] No.228596 del
>>228593
Good flying.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 03:54:50 [Preview] No.228597 del
>>228595
Several bowls worth, at least.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:00:18 [Preview] No.228599 del
>>228598
Very sad. I don't know why you posted that here.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:01:11 [Preview] No.228600 del
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>>228598
Bad doggy. You'll be sleeping outside tonight.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:01:36 [Preview] No.228602 del
>>228599
I thought it was interesting that your anus could be ripped off.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:08:05 [Preview] No.228603 del
Imagine pissing and shitting in the toilet bowl at the same time and not doing both separately.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:10:13 [Preview] No.228604 del
>>228603
Imagine the efficiency gains. Become a toilet power user.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:11:56 [Preview] No.228605 del
>>228603
Is it really possible to shit without pissing if you have to piss? It's always seemed like that lower pelvic muscle is basically connected if you're trying to push one out you're going to be peeing too. I understand during natural births women piss and shit uncontrollably because they're intensely using those muscles to push the lil feller outta there.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:13:08 [Preview] No.228606 del
>>228605
>he hasn't learnt the ability to shit without pissing


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:13:18 [Preview] No.228607 del
>>228605
> I understand during natural births women piss and shit uncontrollably because they're intensely using those muscles to push the lil feller outta there.
They also do this because they are just vile creatures by nature.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:17:13 [Preview] No.228608 del
>>228606
It's not a technique the neet council would so freely share


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:18:49 [Preview] No.228609 del
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>>228607
> to push the lil feller outta there


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:20:20 [Preview] No.228610 del
>>228606
>>228608
ya'll are just Takin the piss r-right?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:21:42 [Preview] No.228611 del
>>228610
>he can't shit without pissing


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:26:32 [Preview] No.228613 del
>>228612
Viet war a giant psyop to increase nuclear family cohesion and unify a generation under a common narrative


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:28:20 [Preview] No.228614 del
>>228613
Did the opposite.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:28:24 [Preview] No.228615 del
>>228613
>Despite outward appearances, the reunion was an unhappy one for Stirm. Three days before he arrived in the United States, the same day he was released from captivity, Stirm received a Dear John letter from his wife Loretta informing him that their marriage was over. Stirm later learned that Loretta had been with other men throughout his captivity, receiving marriage proposals from three of them. In 1974, the Stirms divorced and Loretta remarried, but Lieutenant Colonel Stirm was still ordered by the courts to provide her with 43% of his military retirement pay once he retired from the Air Force.

https://people.com/archive/a-pows-marriage-ends-bitterly-vol-1-no-5/
>Last month came the judge’s decision, and for Stirm it was a galling defeat. His wife was awarded custody of Cindy and Roger, plus the Stirms’ $24,000 suburban home and their car. Stirm must pay $300 a month child support. In addition, he was ordered to hand over 40% of whatever pension he will eventually receive. Although the court denied Loretta a share of his POW allotment and refused any alimony claim, it ruled nothing could be done about the $136,000 she’d already received. She was ordered to pay back $1,500 she’d spent traveling with other men,


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:30:34 [Preview] No.228617 del
>>228614
>>228615
You don't believe everything you read online, right?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:31:41 [Preview] No.228618 del
>>228617
Yes, I'm sure the court reporter for People Magazine 1974 made up the court proceedings.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.228619 del
>>228617
You (you)'d me for no reason.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:34:08 [Preview] No.228620 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:37:23 [Preview] No.228622 del
some very foolish behaviour being exhibited by some of you this afternoon


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:38:01 [Preview] No.228623 del
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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:39:40 [Preview] No.228624 del
>>228623
Why'd you post a picture of yourself?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:40:01 [Preview] No.228625 del
cock and arse


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:40:39 [Preview] No.228626 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:43:31 [Preview] No.228627 del
Would the NEETs present like to have a serious discussion instead?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:45:58 [Preview] No.228628 del
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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:46:01 [Preview] No.228629 del
>>228627
Depends on the topic.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:54:22 [Preview] No.228630 del
Did you choose the NEET life, or did the NEET life choose you?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:55:57 [Preview] No.228631 del
Ex Monaro has so far rejected my offer of coffee

Feels bad man


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:57:03 [Preview] No.228632 del
>>228630
That's a bit foolish to ask.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:57:24 [Preview] No.228633 del
>>228631
rejected or ignored?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:58:34 [Preview] No.228634 del
>>228633
She said she didn’t know.
Now she just said she’ll let me know
Hmm


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 04:58:59 [Preview] No.228635 del
>>228634
So just let her be.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:02:14 [Preview] No.228636 del
>>228631
You should let it go. have a clean break.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:03:30 [Preview] No.228637 del
>>228636
>clean break
An amputation, as it were


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.228638 del
Still picking and bleeding from that scab in my nose


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:21:07 [Preview] No.228639 del
fire alarm has gone off on level 16


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:22:38 [Preview] No.228640 del
>>228638
low quality post


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:22:50 [Preview] No.228641 del
>>228638
I have a bacterial hole on my chest again that I need to leave alone as well.

I also pick my nose but have come to realise that it is when I am annoyed.

>>228639
Run!


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:24:23 [Preview] No.228642 del
>>228640
What happened to the "Have a wank..


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:24:38 [Preview] No.228643 del
"


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:26:21 [Preview] No.228644 del
>>228641
>bacterial hole on my chest
the arse isnt on the chest dum dum
>>228642
low quality response


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:28:20 [Preview] No.228645 del
>>228639
hvac kicked up airflow so now i'm cold


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:30:32 [Preview] No.228646 del
>>228645
Have a warming wank


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:37:16 [Preview] No.228647 del
>>228646
unoriginal comment
next


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:40:04 [Preview] No.228648 del
>>228647
wank bantered


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:41:10 [Preview] No.228649 del
>>228645
fire guys said there's no fire


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:43:40 [Preview] No.228650 del
10-ring ball stretcher.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:52:47 [Preview] No.228651 del
>>228650
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:53:35 [Preview] No.228652 del
>>228651
12-ring ball stretcher


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:54:43 [Preview] No.228653 del
>>228651
cut it with the attitude


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 05:59:25 [Preview] No.228654 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:00:57 [Preview] No.228655 del
Had vego zambreroes. Feel like I'm about to shit myself. Got a sign up now, they're running late.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:02:07 [Preview] No.228656 del
Weber's work function.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:04:30 [Preview] No.228657 del
Here comes that burrito.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:07:07 [Preview] No.228658 del
>tfw no emails in my inbox


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:08:07 [Preview] No.228659 del
My sign up is now 8 minutes late.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:08:32 [Preview] No.228660 del
>tfw too many emails in my inbox


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:10:00 [Preview] No.228661 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:16:49 [Preview] No.228662 del
>>228659
They have disrespected you.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:20:30 [Preview] No.228663 del
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>>228662
Unleash the neet doggo's of war upon them. We'll tear their arseholes off.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:23:48 [Preview] No.228664 del
Lethargic day. I will feel great by 8ocloco I bet


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.228665 del
>>228664
>8ocloco
8-ring ball stretcher?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:33:36 [Preview] No.228666 del
>>228522
Very funny.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, was considering making some baked potatoes in the microwave but decided against it, might get some Hungry Jack's instead.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:35:11 [Preview] No.228667 del
>>228666
>baked potatoes in the microwave
i wonder about some of you. a lot of you shouldn't be living on your own


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.228669 del
Odd-ringed ball stretchers are unlucky.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:46:20 [Preview] No.228670 del
What's my name?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:47:34 [Preview] No.228671 del
>>228670
Ballbusting guru


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:50:36 [Preview] No.228672 del
>>228671
My NEET name not my professional title


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:51:09 [Preview] No.228673 del
>>228670
irrelevant faggot... good enough?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:53:50 [Preview] No.228674 del
>>228673
calm down


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.228675 del
My vision is blurry and I can't focus on anything.

Today I've had:
2 pieces of toast with bacon and 1 egg on each at 8:30

Lunch was a bowl of pasta with chicken and carrot at 12:30

2 bananas, one sugarfree redbull at mid day, no cffee

Why the mid day crash? No hangover, no smokes, 6+ hours of sleep.
Is it the bread for breakfast, or the insulin spike from the pasta? This sucks


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:54:53 [Preview] No.228676 del
Me and Nuro have always been able to turn a profit.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:56:35 [Preview] No.228677 del
>>228675
>pasta
>toast
lay off the carbs fatty and go for a run


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:56:59 [Preview] No.228678 del
>>228675
Lack of sugar can make you feel pretty bad, if you are cutting down on it that is.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 06:58:02 [Preview] No.228679 del
>>228672
Norma Stitz?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:03:46 [Preview] No.228680 del
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>>228677
Lay off us Execs m8


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:05:47 [Preview] No.228681 del
I like plainNEETs posts.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:05:51 [Preview] No.228682 del
>>228677
I'm about to go for a run.
I will look into low-carb


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:06:21 [Preview] No.228683 del
>>228682
Good luck mate and be careful, especially if you start feeling dizzy or anything.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:12:27 [Preview] No.228684 del
Titanium scrotum shield


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:14:06 [Preview] No.228685 del
Scrotal superstitions.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:16:42 [Preview] No.228686 del
Srotums aren't even real.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:26:52 [Preview] No.228687 del
>>228457
Damn thats high pressure.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:31:15 [Preview] No.228688 del
>>228686
Could be. I haven't seen mine for years.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:32:30 [Preview] No.228689 del
>>228688
Go for a treasure hunt and have a wank.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:33:10 [Preview] No.228690 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:33:39 [Preview] No.228691 del
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Goodbye NEETs, I hope to see you all again in November.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:35:16 [Preview] No.228692 del
>>228691
We miss you already


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.228693 del
>>228593
Looks incredible as have all your screenshots. I've now got the torrent and will test whether my desktop can handle it tomorrow.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:53:24 [Preview] No.228694 del
>tfw on the piss


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:54:03 [Preview] No.228695 del
Gay profits need to be maximised.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:54:54 [Preview] No.228696 del
Went for a run.
20 minutes, but faster than my previous runs which have lasted for ~30 mins.

Then did some dumbell work. I'm sweaty as fuck. Hope that was at least a few hundred calories.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:56:10 [Preview] No.228697 del
>>228696
Well done. Keep it up.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:56:57 [Preview] No.228698 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.228699 del
>>228696
Well done.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 07:57:55 [Preview] No.228700 del
>>228696
Good work mate. I've been slack with exercise and healthy eating due to weed, I smoked the last of my stuff yesterday so I'm ready for October.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:03:28 [Preview] No.228701 del
>>228666
Hello Mr Spergman. The Devil Himself says you should definitely get HJ's


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:08:57 [Preview] No.228702 del
>>228700
Smoking the rest of my stuff is an exciting idea actually.
Only had 2 cones yesterday


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.228703 del
I heard webbers getting a root tonight


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.228704 del
Going to coles


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.228705 del
Had a good study today.
Not as worried about uni anymore.
Keeping to my schedule and I've been sleeping better.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:12:42 [Preview] No.228706 del
>>228705
That's good news.
>>228704
Avoid the dry roast chooks.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:12:58 [Preview] No.228707 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-30/wollongong-council-thousands-damages-broken-arm-mt-keira-summit/12717824

Mong herder wins "folk lottery" because public toilet was not fucktard proofed enough for level 36 fucktards


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:16:53 [Preview] No.228708 del
>>228707
Be nice m8, he probably posts here being that much of a mong.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:18:09 [Preview] No.228709 del
>>228707
jewish lawyer gets half


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:20:16 [Preview] No.228710 del
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>>228707
He got what he wanted


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:21:20 [Preview] No.228711 del
Might have a Metamucil tonight.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:23:58 [Preview] No.228712 del
>>228705
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:24:47 [Preview] No.228713 del
>>228707
He's a mong.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:24:55 [Preview] No.228714 del
>>228710
old boomer suicided at wage today, he got what he wanted. X'ed out a couple of wagies with the trauma of cutting him down and pumping his chest for half an hour tho.

Thats the thing about the "folk lottery" its gotta rip a bit of hide from every other cunt, in one way or another.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:25:21 [Preview] No.228715 del
>>228705
That's the way but still get plenty of rest. Have a cut off point and do something pleasurable.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:25:54 [Preview] No.228716 del
>>228693
Cool I hope you know the basics of flying though, it can be pretty difficult


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.228717 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:29:41 [Preview] No.228718 del
>>228715
I've already wanked.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:30:15 [Preview] No.228719 del
>>228714
I'd say he just wanted the pain to stop, and to be at peace.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.228720 del
>>228719
I don't like the fact that I'm jealous of him. Still don't like the fact that his family and the people that found him will be hurting though.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:31:49 [Preview] No.228721 del
>>228719
Who can fathom the mind of another man?, that is between him and God


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:37:19 [Preview] No.228722 del
>>228720
I speak to the guy who was supposed to be psych babysitting the depressed boomer. i imagine i wont see him at wage again because of the shame of having your job hang hisself on the other side of the bathroom door. fukn shame because he was white and really good, as opposed to the useless foreign trash we get coming thru.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:41:00 [Preview] No.228723 del
>>228714
Jesus.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:44:22 [Preview] No.228724 del
>>228722
How did that guy seem to be holding up to you?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:45:20 [Preview] No.228725 del
>>228714
>X'ed out
What does that mean?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:45:29 [Preview] No.228726 del
>>228723
yeah thats the thing, old boomer was heaps sneaky about it. The sitter was just a sitting duck for this shit happening.
>>228724
dont ask me i was in the shitter when it happened.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:46:10 [Preview] No.228727 del
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>>228707
Thanks, you just reminded me about tonight's lotto.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.228728 del
>>228725
Committed suicide.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.228729 del
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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:47:11 [Preview] No.228730 del
>>228727
Buy us that Sub if you win neet


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:47:42 [Preview] No.228731 del
>>228716
> the basics of flying
Stay above ground?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:50:42 [Preview] No.228732 del
>>228731
Yes, but do you know how to make that happen?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:52:10 [Preview] No.228733 del
>guy who was supposed to be psych babysitting the depressed boomer.

Is this real?
There are a couple people at my wage who use their made up mental health bullshit as an excuse to be incompetent retards WHO CANT READ THEIR EMAILS
I get it if people just need to take a day or a few days off because they're running on empty, but these mongs need to go get a job at the fucking reject shop if they can't hack it.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:55:36 [Preview] No.228734 del
>>228733
naw the boomer had a history of FOR REAL suicide attempts and was deeply depressed. the last couple of days he was being relatively cheerful.

this is the danger zone for suicidals because they have the energy to make a good go of it and everyone around them relaxes.

old boomer just outsmarted everyone. thats why im dirty on him because he crossed out a good worker.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:55:54 [Preview] No.228735 del
Roof seal salesman knocked on the door today. I should get one of those stickers that tells them all not to knock.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:57:20 [Preview] No.228736 del
>>228734
Cheer everyone up at work and buy a "hang in there" poster.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.228737 del
>>228734
Did the boomer have an unsatisfactory home life? Was he divorced?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 08:58:50 [Preview] No.228738 del
>>228736
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:02:27 [Preview] No.228739 del
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>>228736
Great idea NEET! I just got this off ebay


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.228740 del
>>228737
nothing stood out. He was e.c.t. material i think


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:04:19 [Preview] No.228741 del
>>228738
A few people are going to be moving through each day remembering what he did. It was selfish. I could go on but won't...


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:04:23 [Preview] No.228742 del
>>228739
Be the perfect condolence card to send to his family.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:05:01 [Preview] No.228743 del
>>228730
What bread you prefer?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:06:08 [Preview] No.228744 del
>>228734
>the last couple of days he was being relatively cheerful
Probably had it all sorted out and was ready to go. That's meant to be a sign, especially if he started giving stuff of his away.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:06:53 [Preview] No.228745 del
>>228732
Press the 'up button' on the d-pad?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:07:09 [Preview] No.228746 del
>>228744
Personally I'd be doing a secure wipe of all my boong porn.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:08:01 [Preview] No.228747 del
Going to try to drink 4L of water tomorrow.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:08:24 [Preview] No.228748 del
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>>228743
The nuclear powered sub


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:08:34 [Preview] No.228749 del
>>228745
Maybe.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:09:22 [Preview] No.228750 del
>>228748
You didn't answer the NEETs question. What bread do you prefer?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:09:26 [Preview] No.228751 del
Webby launched a denial of ejaculation attack against my cock last night.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.228752 del
>>228744
Well, not in my case on the few times I was serious, I never gave stuff away cause I got noone to give it too.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:11:08 [Preview] No.228753 del
>>228752
Me neither, I wrote a note though. Next time will probably be nothing.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:11:34 [Preview] No.228754 del
>>228744
dont think it's like that all the time.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:12:05 [Preview] No.228755 del
>>228754
Just said it's meant to be a sign.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:13:26 [Preview] No.228756 del
>>228753
>Next time
Don't let there be a next time please m8.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:16:04 [Preview] No.228757 del
>>228667
I got the idea from the internet, I am yet to put it into action.
>>228691
I will continue visiting you in October.
>>228701
Hello, how are you? I got the HJ's.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:17:01 [Preview] No.228758 del
>>228755
yeah i had a mate that threw all his uni course in the bin and fucked off to newcastle where he knew no one. he came back and then suicided


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:18:51 [Preview] No.228759 del
>>228758
>fucked off to newcastle where he knew no one
Huh, that was a plan for me next year.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:20:12 [Preview] No.228760 del
>>228747
It's too hard but you'll be pissing a lot.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:21:19 [Preview] No.228761 del
>>228751
I doubt your balls have recovered after being overwhelmed by fondling requests.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:21:22 [Preview] No.228762 del
I haven't used my slow cooker in a while.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:22:23 [Preview] No.228763 del
>>228762
Do some lamb shanks.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:25:17 [Preview] No.228764 del
>>228759
yeah its a nice idea, going where no one knows you and you can start from scratch.
the reality is: you're a refugee


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:25:34 [Preview] No.228765 del
>>228763
Too expensive.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:28:00 [Preview] No.228766 del
>>228765
Do some home brand snags.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:32:10 [Preview] No.228767 del
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>>228757
>I will continue visiting you in October.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:34:25 [Preview] No.228768 del
Finally had those basa fillets. Their use by date was today.
Also a lot of veg, hopefully it makes for quality poos.

Weber do you have any dietary plans, or is it just the piss this month?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:36:03 [Preview] No.228769 del
>>228768
Well basa'd.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:36:17 [Preview] No.228770 del
>>228768
Well plated


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:40:37 [Preview] No.228771 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:47:01 [Preview] No.228772 del
great post


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:48:44 [Preview] No.228773 del
>>228772
Thank you.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:53:05 [Preview] No.228774 del
Sent an e-mail to the good guys.
They sent me another e-mail this morning telling me my order was ready, the location was blank and the price was "$NaN".
Gave them the order ID and politely told them to get their shit together.


Also, this TV show The Masked Singer is so fucking stupid


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:53:27 [Preview] No.228775 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:54:16 [Preview] No.228776 del
>>228774
pierced testicle


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:57:02 [Preview] No.228777 del
How long does shredded cheese last in the fridge?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.228778 del
>>228777
Until you see mould.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 09:59:06 [Preview] No.228779 del
>>228777
however long it wants, stop bothering it


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:00:57 [Preview] No.228780 del
>>228778
>he throws out mouldy cheese
soft cock cunt


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:01:07 [Preview] No.228781 del
>>228774
>"$NaN".
Pajeet must coded it. In some cases that could be a negative number and their shitty system should have flagged it.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:02:16 [Preview] No.228782 del
>>228779
Exactly m8, neet should just stay away from it until it decides it wants to be eaten.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:10:59 [Preview] No.228783 del
Classic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=grqEjSfVuBg [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:11:14 [Preview] No.228784 del
mouldy penicillin cheese


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.228785 del
mouldy penicillin dick cheese


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:13:54 [Preview] No.228786 del
>>228785
*smegma


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:14:20 [Preview] No.228787 del
Disappointing wank.
A latina threesome seemed like a good idea, but those two girls just didn't pull it off.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:14:48 [Preview] No.228788 del
>>228786
*dick cheese
>>228787
Who were they?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:15:06 [Preview] No.228789 del
Cheese aged for 5 years in a NEET foreskin.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:17:33 [Preview] No.228790 del
>tfw no pub feed


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:20:52 [Preview] No.228791 del
>>228789
I doubt there would be that many vintage releases these days with NDIS penis washers and wankers.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:20:59 [Preview] No.228792 del
>>228788
Just some non-professional non-amateurs.
I mostly watch amateur porn.

The only pornstars I watch anymore are Lisa Ann, Brandi Love, Asa Akira, Bridgette B, Nina Hartley, Eva Notty, Mia Khalifa, Siri, Lady Sonia and Sophie Dee.
The rest are amateurs or just randoms when I search for race or something specific.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:22:08 [Preview] No.228793 del
Which one of you NEETs was this?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CN1iw_1601405329


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:22:26 [Preview] No.228794 del
>>228791
A troubling time for the industry.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:22:33 [Preview] No.228795 del
>>228792
>Lisa Ann, Brandi Love, Asa Akira, Bridgette B, Nina Hartley, Mia Khalifa, Lady Sonia and Sophie Dee
Shit tier.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:23:37 [Preview] No.228796 del
>>228794
Indeed.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:24:21 [Preview] No.228797 del
>>228793
you cant proove it was me because i was wearing a ski mask


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:25:19 [Preview] No.228798 del
>>228793
Probably MannequinNEET after he broke another one.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:26:18 [Preview] No.228799 del
(165.06 KB 926x616 iyuom.jpg)


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:27:48 [Preview] No.228800 del
Now I'll have to do multiple post-wank wees
Waste of my fucking time


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:28:31 [Preview] No.228801 del
>>228800
Multiple, why?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.228802 del
Anxiety is back. Things were simpler when mum was still alive. Going to try to go to bed, goodnight NEETs.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:29:20 [Preview] No.228803 del
>>228802
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:29:39 [Preview] No.228804 del
>>228802
Goodnight NEET, I hope you feel better soon.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:31:06 [Preview] No.228805 del
>>228802
goodnight NEET


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:31:59 [Preview] No.228806 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2DHreQQYsrw [Embed]

It's all coming apart at the seams.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:33:08 [Preview] No.228807 del
>>228778
No, that's just when it's ripe


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:35:07 [Preview] No.228808 del
>>228806
Tighten boot straps, firm handshake and look them in the eye. Australians know it works!


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:35:25 [Preview] No.228809 del
12hr wage


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:36:13 [Preview] No.228810 del
>>228480
Yum, battered breeches


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:37:18 [Preview] No.228811 del
>>228809
Big moneys.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:37:57 [Preview] No.228812 del
Just withdrew $391 from my sportsbet account. Total deposits of $110.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:41:47 [Preview] No.228813 del
Rainy night in Melbin
Gonna hit the bongs.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:42:47 [Preview] No.228814 del
>>228813
So it begins.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:45:00 [Preview] No.228815 del
>>228661
It was good, but spicy.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:45:20 [Preview] No.228816 del
>>228662
Then stayed for four hours


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:47:33 [Preview] No.228817 del
>>228691
The face of love.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:48:23 [Preview] No.228818 del
>>228703
Who's the lucky lady?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:48:54 [Preview] No.228819 del
>>228806
That's where I got the 'Pooja' screenshot from. ABC does do some interesting docos but that one was pretty boring overall.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:49:14 [Preview] No.228820 del
The other night when I was having a bong by the window I swear I heard some women talking, almost gossiping and saying "oh my god, every single day, even on weeknights". I wonder if they were referring to me or just talking amongst themselves.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:50:15 [Preview] No.228821 del
>>228798
RIP VirginNEET


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:50:30 [Preview] No.228822 del
>>228766
This is good.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:50:44 [Preview] No.228823 del
>>228812
Well done neet


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:52:01 [Preview] No.228824 del
>>228783
A true classic.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:52:34 [Preview] No.228825 del
>>228811
Nah, they'll ask me to take half a day off.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:52:55 [Preview] No.228826 del
>>228777
Depends if that fridge is in the household of a skellie or an executive


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:52:56 [Preview] No.228827 del
>>228812
Well gambled. Quit while you're ahead.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:53:12 [Preview] No.228828 del
>>228820
They weren't even there.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:53:20 [Preview] No.228829 del
>>228816
You need to be firmer pushing them out the door.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:54:18 [Preview] No.228830 del
>>228828
lol exactly what I was thinking.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:54:44 [Preview] No.228831 del
>>228768
Terribly plated. One of the worst food-posts that's been posted here.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:54:44 [Preview] No.228832 del
>>228829
It was a sign up, there;s about two hours of actual shit to do.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:55:25 [Preview] No.228833 del
>>228757
> I got the HJ's
What exactly?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:55:43 [Preview] No.228834 del
>>228831
Harsh.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:56:20 [Preview] No.228835 del
>>228750
I've always been a honey oat guy


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:57:27 [Preview] No.228836 del
>>228835
You're a honey oat slut.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 10:59:39 [Preview] No.228837 del
>>228806
CoViD handed a lot of nice places back to the real locals. The touro herders are mostly from the cities anyway.

Seeing them go underwater on their multiple mortgages is not a bad thing in my opinion.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:01:13 [Preview] No.228838 del
>>228806
There is a quick interview with Yasmin Gooch at 19 minutes.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:02:17 [Preview] No.228839 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Going to do a few hours reading before switching out the lamp. Good night to you all.

A special goodnight to my Ooof NEET.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:04:40 [Preview] No.228840 del
>>228839
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.228841 del
>>228837
Sounds like food prices are going to go up to because no one wants to do the back breaking work to pick food and maintain farms.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:08:15 [Preview] No.228842 del
>>228819
It was just an ok summary of what's happening. I agree it's not their best, I really enjoyed the reporting they did on the big 4 banks around the time of early roycom.

>>228837
Not disagreeing with you. Things were not ok before covid or even before the recession began. But it's sure going to hurt a lot of people before things are better.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:08:49 [Preview] No.228843 del
>>228806
At 25 minutes there is a family with an executive husband. He said things come in three. I think his heart attack is next.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:09:36 [Preview] No.228844 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:11:47 [Preview] No.228845 del
>>228844
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:19:46 [Preview] No.228846 del
Might give up listening to music for the month
I think I use it as a distraction.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:21:08 [Preview] No.228847 del
I've been home for almost an hour and haven't cracked a beer.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:22:02 [Preview] No.228848 del
>>228846
I listen to music and mostly white noise all day. Honestly it keeps me calm. Still have it as a wind down activity.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:24:56 [Preview] No.228849 del
>>228847
That's a good sign. Keep it that way.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:28:01 [Preview] No.228850 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and nice.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:43:50 [Preview] No.228851 del
>>228407

Really interesting question. I used to think I was genuine and gave the same presentation to everyone. Lately I realise I always put up a persona for selfish reasons, mostly so people will like me.

I'm not sure who I really am but the more I pay attention to my own thoughts and impulsive behaviour, the more I become aware of a side of myself I didn't know existed, yet sometimes is in full control of myself.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 11:56:03 [Preview] No.228852 del
>>228833
Grilled chicken, bacon and avocado.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:07:55 [Preview] No.228853 del
>>228849
I was unable to.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:11:30 [Preview] No.228854 del
Because I am weak willed and not truly willing to change. I am not looking forward to October, because I know I will fail.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:12:13 [Preview] No.228855 del
Now I want cones.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:13:05 [Preview] No.228856 del
I have some codeine. Only four pills.
If I take them, it'll be hard to wake up but if I only take two, I won't feel it.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:13:20 [Preview] No.228857 del
I do it to feel good, I think.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:13:39 [Preview] No.228858 del
I don't know how I went years without doing anything.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:14:18 [Preview] No.228859 del
It's not like I drink and smoke to have a good time.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:14:33 [Preview] No.228860 del
I think I do it to get rid of time.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:15:05 [Preview] No.228861 del
Beer and no cones isn't a good mix.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:15:33 [Preview] No.228862 del
Beer and codeine will help me stop feeling the trauma of existence.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:16:19 [Preview] No.228863 del
You all have this to look forward to while I try at this fucking sober October.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:16:41 [Preview] No.228864 del
I will just be a sad cunt, I am more likable off tap.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:16:59 [Preview] No.228865 del
I like me more on drugs.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:17:15 [Preview] No.228866 del
I am a better person when I am not myself.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:18:01 [Preview] No.228867 del
A better person, meant for a better life, in a better world.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:18:20 [Preview] No.228868 del
I am what I am.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:22:32 [Preview] No.228869 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:41:24 [Preview] No.228870 del
>>228869
Good night


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 12:42:02 [Preview] No.228871 del
(7.42 MB 300x169 gummyvore_0.gif)
Thinking about texting an ex support worker


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 13:01:47 [Preview] No.228872 del
I have all of their addresses.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 13:04:03 [Preview] No.228873 del
>over 10000 clients
I don't think that's right.
>522 workers
Maybe.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 13:55:14 [Preview] No.228874 del
All the NEETs seem to be getting all frisky, writing erotic stories, talking about porn, texting women.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 13:57:01 [Preview] No.228875 del
>>228874
Oh boy, Gman Lives made another video.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 14:19:00 [Preview] No.228876 del
>>228875
Who the fuck is that?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 19:28:18 [Preview] No.228877 del
Mirning all
A pinch and a punch for the first of the month.
Good luck to the NOOTs starting a period of sobriety or other healthy endeavours.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 19:52:27 [Preview] No.228878 del
>>228877
Morning neets. Getting so low I might end up buying windows 10


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:16:05 [Preview] No.228880 del
Just for my friend, Nuro. Nobody else.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:18:13 [Preview] No.228881 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-30/tasmanian-lgbtqi-bar-flamingos-lease-not-renewed/12714294

oh noes the poor poofters, we must give them thier own safe space, we can put them in the youth centre in town, all here in favor.
AYE.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:22:30 [Preview] No.228882 del
>>228881
Why stop there? Why not give them parliament house or the town hall?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:23:46 [Preview] No.228883 del
>>228882
kek the youth centre is in the town hall here.

lets hope they convert all the sudo youths


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:27:29 [Preview] No.228885 del
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>>228878
good morning try windows AME

>>228880
good morning i watched the debate at work it was a fucking shit show, i also had to watch the RSBN stream as the infowars one was unlistenable with alex interrupting over the shitshow

anywhoos up and atom, mignons and hash brown in oven


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:40:06 [Preview] No.228886 del
>>228884
Nice pepes


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:45:54 [Preview] No.228887 del
>>228877
>>228878
>>228885
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 20:52:11 [Preview] No.228888 del
>>228877
Up n at em neetoes!!!!

Get sum baby


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:00:35 [Preview] No.228889 del
>>228878
If you have w7 or 8 I believe you can still update to w10 for free.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:06:47 [Preview] No.228890 del
>>228889
Fact. You have to use some shitty upgrade tool that will take half a day to download the upgrade as they don't give a fuck about it but it works.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:07:20 [Preview] No.228891 del
>>228889
you can also just google a Windows 10 MAK (multiple activation key)


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:08:35 [Preview] No.228892 del
>>228889
>>228890
If you use the tool it keeps your files and mostly all your system settings. When I moved from 8.1 to 10.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:10:32 [Preview] No.228893 del
>>228891
Is that where you have to call Pajeet and lie if you're installing it on another machine for them to give you the code.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:13:29 [Preview] No.228894 del
>>228893
No, it just looks like a regular license code that you would normally enter, but works on an unlimited number of computers.
I have such a key, but I think it belongs to my employer, so I'm not going to post it here.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:19:00 [Preview] No.228895 del
>>228894
You could authentically activate half of Indian if not more.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:23:41 [Preview] No.228897 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-01/dfat-email-fail-addresses-australians-overseas-coronavirus/12719804

>The department has scrambled to try and fix the error, recalling the original email that included the addresses and admitting the fault. It also asked the recipients to delete it.
>fix the error, recalling the original email


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:25:37 [Preview] No.228898 del
>>228895
>half of Indian
bobs half or vagene half?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:27:00 [Preview] No.228899 del
Do you mongs realise that Microsoft give out the legit Win10 ISO for free? Its just not activated


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:27:59 [Preview] No.228900 del
>>228899
Can you play games without activating it?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:28:48 [Preview] No.228901 del
>>228898
Bobs, image verification only.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:29:57 [Preview] No.228902 del
>>228899
Monthly evaluation user pulled.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:30:52 [Preview] No.228903 del
>>228899
> Its just not activated
right, so useless without aforementioned key


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:33:13 [Preview] No.228904 del
https://www.supercheapauto.com.au/p/charmate-charmate-offset-grill-smoker/598924.html

Might take a gander at one of these if they have one set up in the shop.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:35:26 [Preview] No.228905 del
Morning.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:37:07 [Preview] No.228906 del
>>228905
Morning.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:38:11 [Preview] No.228907 del
>>228904
Do you have the need to feed?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:40:22 [Preview] No.228908 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:41:20 [Preview] No.228909 del
>Would you work for $500 a DAY? Desperate farmers offer out-of-work Australians extraordinary money to pick fruit - as backpacker shortage threatens to render their crops useless
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8789921/Desperate-farmers-offer-work-Australians-extraordinary-money-pick-fruit.html


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 21:46:29 [Preview] No.228910 del
>>228909
If your business cant survive without a constant stream of cheap labour its probably a shit business


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:01:30 [Preview] No.228911 del
>>228812
If you win too much they'll close your account


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:02:32 [Preview] No.228912 del
Farkin' slag!


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:03:50 [Preview] No.228913 del
Rakesh is delivering my food this morning


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:04:37 [Preview] No.228914 del
>>228913
a salad I hope


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:06:27 [Preview] No.228915 del
Woke up at 6:30
Had oats with banana and strawberries for breakfast.
Went for a walk and got a coffee got the first time in maybe March.

I think those two t-shirts I got have shrunk in the dryer. I can't seem to wear this one without my belly fat bulging out. Shame.
Day 1 is off to a good start.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:07:08 [Preview] No.228916 del
Is the NEET that was either starting or started their Diploma of Accounting here?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:07:54 [Preview] No.228918 del
>>228915
>I think those two t-shirts I got have shrunk in the dryer.
Did you read the tag? Cold water wash and air drying is always safest.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:09:05 [Preview] No.228919 del
>>228918
The tag doesn't say anything but I did use the "warm" setting, guess I'm just a mong


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:09:24 [Preview] No.228920 del
>>228917
>"Questions have been raised about how Patrick Farrell managed to enter the country."
By plain I'd hazard to guess.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:09:29 [Preview] No.228921 del
>>228910
True, it is like they expected some people on the dole to pack up their lives and move there at their expense to work. There is no incentive and that makes the boomers furious.

>>228915
Good work keep at it.

>>228917
I honestly wonder why they let him in the country. If lied on his declaration I hope they get him for it.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:09:48 [Preview] No.228922 del
>>228919
I default to cold water when I do my laundry since it's cheaper. Guess I have another reason now.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:12:51 [Preview] No.228923 del
>>228919
>>228922
Mummybot's instructions for the washing machine said cold water for everything except the last load which is towels, washers, bedding. which is done on warm (not hot).


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:20:44 [Preview] No.228926 del
Ben, Jerry and Pajeet:
>Shocking moment Domino's Pizza delivery driver rubs a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream on his CROTCH as he waits for customer to answer the door
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8789279/Shocking-moment-Dominos-pizza-delivery-driver-rubs-tub-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream-CROTCH.html


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:23:37 [Preview] No.228927 del
>>228926
If we could hire some qt girls to do this, would it be covered by laws against sex workers?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:26:29 [Preview] No.228928 del
I reckon this metamucil is and lack of alcohol is definitely helping my poo quality


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:28:18 [Preview] No.228929 del
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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:37:50 [Preview] No.228930 del
Hunger pangs are already starting. Good thing I only have 12 hours to go!


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:39:14 [Preview] No.228931 del
>>228930
Have you been fasting, or are you doing OMAD or something?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:42:14 [Preview] No.228932 del
How is sober october going ,bros?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:44:15 [Preview] No.228933 del


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:44:20 [Preview] No.228934 del
>>228932
Don't tell me it's 8.15am on October 1 and you've fallen off the wagon already.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:49:24 [Preview] No.228935 del
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What do you use for gaming neets?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:49:44 [Preview] No.228936 del
>>228931
I'm fasting. I had dinner at 9:30 last night so I'm aiming for 9:30 tonight. I might try the OMAD thing though.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:50:13 [Preview] No.228937 del
>>228930
Have a stimulant


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:51:27 [Preview] No.228938 del
>>228932
About to smash this work day


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:53:43 [Preview] No.228939 del
>>228935
I only have a PC now.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:54:19 [Preview] No.228940 del
>>228935
I have a PS3 I haven't turned on in 18 months and some games still in shrink wrap.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:54:37 [Preview] No.228941 del
>>228938
Show it whose boss m8.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:56:53 [Preview] No.228943 del
>>228942
That camera zoom is pretty impressive.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:57:08 [Preview] No.228944 del
>>228940
I bought a PS3 last year and a bunch of exclusives I always wanted to play when I was in high school. Played a little bit of the first Drake game and haven't touched it since.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 22:58:58 [Preview] No.228945 del
Spicy fart.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:04:06 [Preview] No.228947 del
In the first year of university there are these 'student' mentors. I emailed one of them to reply to their emails and they have never responded. Why does the university pay for useless shit like this because it is not done for free?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:05:50 [Preview] No.228948 del
>>228944
depressing


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:06:57 [Preview] No.228949 del
>>228948
That's par for the course for me.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:08:05 [Preview] No.228950 del
>>228947
next you'll be telling me students are customers and have consumer rights and stuff


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:15:05 [Preview] No.228952 del
>>228950
Even beyond that I question the point of emailing students about support, if you don't even have time or cannot take the effort to respond. Why try at all is my counter question.

One of these students is the winner of the Westpac Young Technologists Scholarship worth $25k. I wish I was young enough to apply for it


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:17:49 [Preview] No.228953 del
>>228952
I'm that fucked in the head that I feel like I'll be annoying the support staff at my uni and I hate being a bother so I don't go to them.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:19:07 [Preview] No.228954 del
>>228952
I was just shit stirring. I agree with you. Why bother if you have no intention of putting in the effort.
Do what aggressive wagies do and reply to your original email and CC their boss and ask for a response.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:20:50 [Preview] No.228955 del
Shire:
Are Bendix brand brake pads any good?


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:25:11 [Preview] No.228956 del
>>228953
Some university offer counselling and other services, but the services are often run by students doing their degree or graduates not yet qualified.

If you do need support I recommend getting a Mental Health Plan and seeing a psychologist. They can be much more helpful if you find one that is good for you.

>>228954
>I agree with you.
Well bantered then.

>Do what aggressive wagies do and reply to your original email and CC their boss and ask for a response.
I honestly feel like typing a strongly worded email to Westpac about why these give these students the grants and restrict their age intake.

I honestly feel I would have more of an impact in their position and for the scholarship money I would do it. They also run a Discord support group that hardly anyone engages with as they run it at odd times or days. I would allocate an hour a few days a week to be online to help and support students.

What really infuriates me is that they get an internship at the end and that can lead to a job offer. Everything is handed to them on a silver platter. True lazy cunts that they all have to do is submit an essay and bam $25k over three years with a job at the end.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:29:15 [Preview] No.228957 del
>>228956
It sounds like universities have really gone down the shitter in the last 20 years.
When I did undergrad, every subject lecturer and tutor had posted office hours for walk-in consultation and help, and generally replied to email queries within a few hours. This was true even for subject lecturers who had other important jobs like being the head of faculty.


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NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:34:33 [Preview] No.228959 del
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le reddit is really good today gents


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:35:21 [Preview] No.228960 del
>>228959
leverage means credit in this instance for the slightly smaller/smoother-brained neets


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:36:50 [Preview] No.228961 del
>>228957
>It sounds like universities have really gone down the shitter in the last 20 years.
Feels that way man.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:37:24 [Preview] No.228962 del
>>228960
Thank you.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:40:54 [Preview] No.228963 del
Oh shit! 11 new jobs in my town on Seek.


First post NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:43:39 [Preview] No.228964 del
Just started learning today and wanted to get the general grip on things, If I post a new thread by accident MB.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:46:33 [Preview] No.228965 del
>>228964
Welcome newfriend, no need to put your email in the email field.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:47:31 [Preview] No.228966 del
>>228964
great, another gimmick poster


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:47:55 [Preview] No.228967 del
Thanks for the heads up, thought it was weird how you could anyway


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:51:16 [Preview] No.228968 del
time for a poo
brb


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:55:27 [Preview] No.228969 del
>>228968
Good luck, be safe and have fun.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:57:28 [Preview] No.228970 del
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Hobart to Apollo bay, 35 minutes to go.


NEET 09/30/2020 (Wed) 23:59:03 [Preview] No.228971 del
>>228970
>Good luck, be safe and have fun.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:01:42 [Preview] No.228972 del
>>228970
Do you fly these in real time, or sped up?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:03:15 [Preview] No.228973 del
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>>228972
Real time.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:04:13 [Preview] No.228975 del
>>228972
Spray on eggs.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:05:14 [Preview] No.228976 del
>>228974
Does it have the option to speed up? Otherwise a flight from Sydney to London or something would be hella tedious.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:08:06 [Preview] No.228977 del
>>228976
FSX from 2008 had the option to speed things up, only thing you'd be able to fly from Sydney to London in one hop would be a Boeing 777 , 787 or 747, and yeah some people do it.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:12:04 [Preview] No.228978 del
>>228977
Do they have mid-air refueling capable jets?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:13:19 [Preview] No.228979 del
>>228978
No, only military aircraft do that sort of stuff.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:13:43 [Preview] No.228980 del
I'm going to buy a MAC gaming laptop.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:15:07 [Preview] No.228981 del
>>228979
I thought they might have modeled some of those. Although then people would want to be able to shoot missiles and the cannon and stuff.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:16:16 [Preview] No.228982 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:16:54 [Preview] No.228983 del
>>228981
Some 3rd party developers probably will make military aircraft for it, but if people want that sort of thing there is already DSC.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:17:09 [Preview] No.228984 del
>>228980
It's easier to flush $100 bills down the toilet.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:17:31 [Preview] No.228985 del
>>228982
Yeah they're fine.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:18:07 [Preview] No.228986 del
>>228985
Thank you. Enjoy the rest of your flight.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:18:36 [Preview] No.228987 del
>>228964
Hello m8.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.228988 del
>>228986
No worries, most brake pads are fine, I have some cheapo ones from repco in my civic, they do the job.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:20:16 [Preview] No.228989 del
>>228988
Cool. I was just worried there might be some brands to avoid at all costs.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:23:02 [Preview] No.228990 del
>>228989
Just avoid shit from China, like something from aliexpress.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:27:18 [Preview] No.228991 del
>>228990
Asbestos break pads are all the rage over there.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:27:58 [Preview] No.228992 del
>>228970
May you always have clear blue skies.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:34:40 [Preview] No.228993 del
The gayest of business ventures are often the most erotic.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:41:52 [Preview] No.228994 del
Not even 2 hours into the wage and I'm already angry and bitter towards my co-workers for being retarded.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:42:39 [Preview] No.228995 del
>>228993
Too true.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:44:32 [Preview] No.228996 del
>>228994
Take some deep breaths.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:46:01 [Preview] No.228997 del
>>228996
I fucking can't
I posted a screenshot of an e-mail and one guy asked "what is that referring to? I send all those e-mails to a seperate group that I don't read". Cunt do your fucking job for once you dimwitted gook spastic.
I want these cunts sacked, and I want to be the one hiring and training the new guys.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:54:15 [Preview] No.228998 del
>>228997
For what it's worth, just being aggressive toward them and/or bitching to management about how shit they are won't change anything. Just gets you pegged as a negative, uncooperative cunt.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:54:42 [Preview] No.228999 del
>>228997
hunny mussy


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:55:45 [Preview] No.229000 del
Negative Nancy


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 00:58:57 [Preview] No.229001 del
KingCobraJFS World's Hottest Chocolate Bar

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WYOgFEbnDOo [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:03:19 [Preview] No.229002 del
>>229001
You just know this guy shits.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:04:39 [Preview] No.229003 del
>>229002
I liked the bit where he spat milk everywhere and made zero effort to clean up


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:07:33 [Preview] No.229004 del
>>229001
He'll be pooing heavily soon.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:12:16 [Preview] No.229005 del
Arse, balls and cock.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:15:11 [Preview] No.229006 del
Going back to sleep.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:18:34 [Preview] No.229007 del
>>229006
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:19:09 [Preview] No.229008 del
>>228850
Time to get out of bed and do something with your life!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:19:16 [Preview] No.229009 del
>>229007
its not night time


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:20:43 [Preview] No.229010 del
>>228854
I'm aiming for Octsober 2022. In the meantime...


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:21:34 [Preview] No.229011 del
>>228858
>I don't know how I went years without doing anything


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:24:18 [Preview] No.229012 del
>>229011
Wanking 9 to 5.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:26:55 [Preview] No.229013 del
>>228876
Just an average Aussie guy who grew up on Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Quake and other violent video games I probably shouldn't have been playing


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:27:59 [Preview] No.229014 del
>>229012
what a way to make a living
Barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving
They just use your sperm and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:28:23 [Preview] No.229015 del
Wonder what webby had for breakky


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:30:38 [Preview] No.229016 del
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I have hosed the dirt off the mini greenhouse and put it back into service for the new growing season. I have eight different colours of zinnia flower seeds in there.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:32:10 [Preview] No.229017 del
>>229016
Good idea with the steel plate.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:32:28 [Preview] No.229018 del
>>229015
60g of whey protein and water.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:33:26 [Preview] No.229019 del
>>229016
Well planted.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:36:05 [Preview] No.229020 del
>>229016
Looks good, hope it remains stable.

What was the tap in the background used for?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:37:59 [Preview] No.229021 del
>>229020
Not Possum, but that would be for isolating the old gravity-fed hot water system in the roof space.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:39:24 [Preview] No.229022 del
(1.80 MB 640x480 Octsober.mp4)


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:54:33 [Preview] No.229023 del
Fucku you whiteu manu!!!!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:55:55 [Preview] No.229024 del
The white man is the enemy of the human race!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 01:57:04 [Preview] No.229025 del
Wank complete.
Feeling slightly hungry. I can feel a lethargic afternoon approaching.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:07:57 [Preview] No.229026 del
>>229024
Shut it down!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:10:52 [Preview] No.229027 del
Burnt my nipple off.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:15:49 [Preview] No.229028 del
>>229027
You did not.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:16:18 [Preview] No.229029 del
>>229027
Wank it!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:17:30 [Preview] No.229030 del
>>229024
What brings you to our humble board, o son of moses?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:19:51 [Preview] No.229031 del
>>228935
I will probably buy the PS5 even though I could've used that money to get a better graphics card for the desktop...


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:28:33 [Preview] No.229032 del
>>228960
>tfw clarification needed


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:31:59 [Preview] No.229033 del
Land from the flight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LOkPohRJIDM [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:37:31 [Preview] No.229034 del
>>228970
Kinda creepy how they put 'people' in the planes in the 3rd-person view but not from the cockpit.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:39:38 [Preview] No.229035 del
>>229034
Would get in the way for using switches and stuff in the cockpit view.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:39:49 [Preview] No.229036 del
>>229033
Very well landed. Pretty scenery there. Nice blue sky.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:43:02 [Preview] No.229037 del
>>229003
It will not be cleaned until the day he moves out or is found dead sprawled on the floor and the carpet is replaced.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:47:23 [Preview] No.229038 del
>>229036
Thanks


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:59:24 [Preview] No.229041 del
is this heckin website eating posts again


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 02:59:36 [Preview] No.229042 del
Mr. Blue Sky.


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:03:30 [Preview] No.229044 del
>>229036
Thanks.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:03:30 [Preview] No.229045 del
Australia’s most bogan boy baby names 2020:

AXE

BAMBOO

CHATON

DAGGER

JAGUAR

JAXTYNN

JEVIN

MORDAX

RAD

TYGRRR

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/australias-most-bogan-baby-names-for-2020-revealed/news-story/2dec03bf795ae8d73f3747d9daa9a95e


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:09:41 [Preview] No.229046 del
Might buy a secondhand tv to play through some of those PS3 games I bought.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:16:43 [Preview] No.229047 del
>>229045
They all seem like names you would use for orcs in dnd


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:17:28 [Preview] No.229048 del
>>229046
you say that but i dont know if you will actually play them


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:20:27 [Preview] No.229049 del
>>229045
>MORDAX
Mordax Lightbane, Dark Lord of Melbourne.
>>229048
I'll play with your arse instead.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:24:48 [Preview] No.229050 del
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Yesterday's shitty >breaky

Flour-less banana pancakes that will never be made again.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:28:10 [Preview] No.229051 del
>>229037
Hearty kek.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:28:43 [Preview] No.229052 del
>>229039
Flight simulator glitch?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:29:52 [Preview] No.229053 del
>>229045
>MORDAX
I agree with >>229049 horrible name.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:33:07 [Preview] No.229054 del
It sucks not having a Monaro and a regular sex life lads


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:42:45 [Preview] No.229055 del
>>229053
It would be better as MordRax.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:43:09 [Preview] No.229056 del
>>229054
Have a wank.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:49:50 [Preview] No.229057 del
>>229039
Nice landing


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:56:21 [Preview] No.229058 del
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More of yesterday's drunken kitchen exploits

Italian sausage, onion and peppers (aka Italian sausage, onion and capsicum)

Big Mac burgers with buns that needed to be seeded (>tfw), another 'copycat' sauce recipe that tasted nothing like the original, dried onion that would not cooperate and 2-week-old leetuce.

Coming to a bin near you...


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 03:57:56 [Preview] No.229059 del
>>229046
And I might finally play through Majora's Mask...


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:00:02 [Preview] No.229060 del
>>229058
>capsicum
Based.


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:07:13 [Preview] No.229062 del
>>229050
It didn't turn out as you had hoped but every failure is a learning experience.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:07:32 [Preview] No.229063 del
At Pizza Hut, Wednesday is '1-dollar wing day'.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:08:56 [Preview] No.229064 del
>>229058
That toasted bread looks good.


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:23:13 [Preview] No.229066 del
More uncomfortable post-wank wees


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:24:17 [Preview] No.229067 del
/rapport is a very bad place for the lonely NEET, yet I keep coming back...


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:25:18 [Preview] No.229068 del
>>229064
>the bread looks good


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:26:21 [Preview] No.229069 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:27:08 [Preview] No.229070 del
How was the faggy twat today, did he explain his behaviour yesterday?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:35:57 [Preview] No.229071 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJRPRVu31S4 [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UTc7yhgtt-M [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:40:32 [Preview] No.229072 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:42:33 [Preview] No.229073 del
>>229067
Then don't go there.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:49:33 [Preview] No.229074 del
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Time to give this another try


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:52:56 [Preview] No.229075 del
>>229074
>Naughty Goy
Post it!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 04:53:03 [Preview] No.229076 del
>>229072
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qo7JztlKUr0 [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:00:42 [Preview] No.229077 del
>>229074
Are you the bastard that has got almost all the Nordvpn Australian IPs banned?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:10:14 [Preview] No.229078 del
It still surprises me that this website is practically just our board


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:11:20 [Preview] No.229079 del
>>229078
there's other posters
and you're like 6 months away from having the most posts at least


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:11:56 [Preview] No.229080 del
>>229079
Ours is the only one that truly matters.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:12:45 [Preview] No.229081 del
>>229078
ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:12:59 [Preview] No.229082 del
>>229052
190km/h winds in WA


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:15:39 [Preview] No.229083 del
>>229080
wE'rE a CoMmUnIty


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:17:01 [Preview] No.229084 del
>>229079
ethanolstate soon!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:18:35 [Preview] No.229085 del
Going to Weber a 300g piece of eye fillet for dindins.
I think a simple preparation of olive oil, salt, pepper, and herbs de Provence should suffice.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:19:39 [Preview] No.229086 del
>>229083
Low quality poster.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:20:19 [Preview] No.229087 del
>>229085
Very nice. What else will you have with it?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:20:38 [Preview] No.229088 del
>>229085
Nice
I have some of those poorneet thin marinated steaks. Going to make a steak sandwich with fried egg,beetroot etc


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:20:53 [Preview] No.229089 del
>>229087
A glass of water.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:21:29 [Preview] No.229090 del
>>229085
Sounds nice.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:23:10 [Preview] No.229091 del
>>229085
>herbs de Provence
La di da.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:24:17 [Preview] No.229092 del
I saw an SA neet drinking bottled goon once.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:24:18 [Preview] No.229093 del
>>229091
god forbid somebody use the correct name for a specific blend of herbs


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:25:20 [Preview] No.229094 del
>>229092
In a fancy glass or straight from the bottle?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:25:27 [Preview] No.229095 del
>>229093
Don't get triggered.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:26:02 [Preview] No.229096 del
>>229094
In a used coffee mug that had previously been used as an ash-tray.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:27:13 [Preview] No.229097 del
without dumping the ash first


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:28:03 [Preview] No.229098 del
>>229096
>>229097
I can imagine it is an acquired taste.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:29:02 [Preview] No.229099 del
>>229077
Haven't used Nord in months you foolish bastard


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:29:52 [Preview] No.229100 del
>>229099
I have to hop through half a dozen Australian IPs to find one that isn't banned.
I suspect nuro is behind this but have no evidence.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.229101 del
>>229100
Wow, why would you blame Nuro?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:33:59 [Preview] No.229102 del
>>229101
I suspect he was the one spamming the paedo shit.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:34:06 [Preview] No.229103 del
>>229100
>>229101
Could be that business partner that is talked about on here. He doesn't seem to very trustworthy with his focus on profit maximisation.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:34:30 [Preview] No.229104 del
>>229093
You bite too easily m8, there is no sport.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:35:30 [Preview] No.229105 del
>>229102
You should take your unfounded suspicions and shove them up your bum.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:36:04 [Preview] No.229106 del
>>229085
Remember when tubby did that thing to some woman and then some NEET got very upset about it?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:36:48 [Preview] No.229107 del
Failed no caffeine october on day 1.
Went to the milkbar to get a redbull, on the way there I saw some dude at the buss stop muttering on the phone "aww well fuckin im just fuckin too schitzed out". I wonder if he was real or just a potential shadow person like those middle aged women gossiping about my bong habit.

>paying for a VPN and not rolling your own


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:36:56 [Preview] No.229108 del
>>229101
That's unbelievable, Nuro would behave in no such way. Seethe harder NoFun/10K/Monaro bug man.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:37:18 [Preview] No.229109 del
Remember how cuddleneet used to post photos of teenage girls jogging past his car and tried to hype himself up to cuddle one which would cause the board to collectively shitting itself and debate dobbing him in to the AFP?
The board used to be more interesting.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:37:35 [Preview] No.229110 del
>>229105
Plenty of room in my arse.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:38:31 [Preview] No.229111 del
chink small dicked micro penis bug man gook dog-eating incel


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:38:54 [Preview] No.229112 del
>>229107
Milkbars haven't been a thing in my town in ages. If it's not Wendy's then it's coffee shop, half of which close down within the first few months.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:39:04 [Preview] No.229113 del
>>229106
Take snaps of her arse.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:39:10 [Preview] No.229114 del
>>229109
>tfw too drunk to pass for a native English speaker
I hope I sound like a foreigner and not just a mong.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:41:41 [Preview] No.229115 del
>>229100
Well then stop posting paedo shit


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:42:54 [Preview] No.229116 del
>>229115
nah, I might go post a photo of some schoolgirls and then claim I am leaving only to come back and talk about myself constantly.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:44:59 [Preview] No.229117 del
>>229109
No, I was on a 'break' then. Please re-post said images


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:45:43 [Preview] No.229118 del
>>229116
We need more neets like you.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:47:11 [Preview] No.229119 del
>>229109
I don't recall this


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:49:37 [Preview] No.229120 del
>>229119
I don't recall this either.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:54:37 [Preview] No.229121 del
>>229119
We never said that he was going to be reported by us, but we said that it was an issue that could get him in trouble.

Whoever is bringing up these memories has woken up the wrong side of the goon bag.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:56:15 [Preview] No.229122 del
>>229121
>Whoever is bringing up these memories has woken up the wrong side of the goon bag.
very cranky indeed


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:57:10 [Preview] No.229123 del
Soon all will be revealed.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:57:27 [Preview] No.229124 del
This was all back before NK became a normie. He has the right to move on and have his past forgotten.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:59:01 [Preview] No.229125 del
About to slip into a food/goon coma


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 05:59:16 [Preview] No.229126 del
I wish NK would post more reflection pictures


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:00:03 [Preview] No.229127 del
>>229125
Have a good coma neet.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:00:03 [Preview] No.229128 del
>>229125
Have a wank too.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:00:21 [Preview] No.229129 del
>>229124
>He has the right to move on and have his past forgotten.
>I wish NK would post more reflection pictures


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:00:28 [Preview] No.229130 del
>>229125
>goon
What about sober October?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:02:40 [Preview] No.229131 del
>>229121
>229109 Refuses to let go


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:02:58 [Preview] No.229132 del
This red bull has got me pumping the pink floyd in my undies and pretending I'm gooned up


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:04:21 [Preview] No.229133 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:05:41 [Preview] No.229134 del
>>229132
>pumping the pink floyd
Having a wank?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:06:46 [Preview] No.229135 del
>>229134
For 4oclock I'm pretty wanked out already


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:09:52 [Preview] No.229136 del
>>229135
Have a wank.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:10:40 [Preview] No.229137 del
Have a wank +/- wank +/- wank


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:13:40 [Preview] No.229138 del
I demand the next thread be called "Sober October edition: mong no more"


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:14:27 [Preview] No.229139 del
mong is going to let us down again


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:18:09 [Preview] No.229140 del
>>229137
Nothing wrong with that schedule.

>>229139
He let's himself down and anyone who chooses to follow him.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.229141 del
>Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:18:43 [Preview] No.229142 del
The verdict is in. Metamucil is working wonders for the painful poos

>>229139
Negative


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:20:48 [Preview] No.229143 del
>>229142
>Metamucil
Just use it infrequently for maximum benefit.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:21:42 [Preview] No.229144 del
>>229142
You've inspired me to take some now. There can be no relax with the laxative.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:21:50 [Preview] No.229145 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:22:57 [Preview] No.229146 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:29:30 [Preview] No.229147 del
I don't get it.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:38:42 [Preview] No.229148 del
>>229145
Indeed


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:49:05 [Preview] No.229149 del
I should have become a welder.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:49:22 [Preview] No.229150 del
12 minutes left at the wage

I haven't achieved a single thing today because I've just been helping people and running errands and calling people about dumb shit
Oh well. I've deserved a 6 pack of heinies


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:49:57 [Preview] No.229151 del
>>229149
You've caused me to weld myself to my bedding, hot stuff.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:50:35 [Preview] No.229152 del
>>229150
I thought you were doing this sobriety shit?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:51:49 [Preview] No.229153 del
>>229149
Seppo hose colours. They should be black and maroon.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.229154 del
>>229149
It's not too late


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:52:52 [Preview] No.229155 del
>>229153
Also you tend to use goggles for oxy, not a full face mask like you do with arc.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:53:25 [Preview] No.229156 del
>>229154
The WEA course was shitful.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 06:54:49 [Preview] No.229157 del
Heineken zeros.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:08:30 [Preview] No.229158 del
>>228935
Phone.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:08:46 [Preview] No.229159 del
Been working like an absolute dog.
Got lots of study done. I find I have an energy crash around noon but it soon picks up again. Looking forward to a brutal gym session tonight. I am getting closer and closer to a 100kg bench.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:08:55 [Preview] No.229160 del
Website says Jobseeker ID has to be 10 numbers long, the one I'm getting off the Jobactive site is 9. Well shit.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:09:43 [Preview] No.229161 del
>>229159
Good work mate.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:13:36 [Preview] No.229162 del
>>229161
I might be able to fend off NK eventually.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:16:20 [Preview] No.229163 del
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>>229159
>I am getting closer and closer to a 100kg bench.
You can do it neet.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:17:12 [Preview] No.229164 del
>>229162
>fend off NK
That's wishful thinking.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:18:52 [Preview] No.229165 del
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Pretty damn good.
Pulled it off the grill as soon as the temperature probe reached seventy-one (71) degrees Celsius.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:19:25 [Preview] No.229166 del
>>229159
Despite the oats for breakky and pasta for lunch I’ve been relatively energetic today. Probably the decent sleep


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:21:21 [Preview] No.229167 del
>>229165
Looks Nice and Juicy


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:22:14 [Preview] No.229168 del
>>229165
Very lovely food.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:28:10 [Preview] No.229169 del
>>228885
I installed windows AME. gonna see if i can get it to talk to my arch linux lappy using samba


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 07:37:28 [Preview] No.229170 del
>>229166
I feel lethargic if I don't get enough carbs in.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:15:22 [Preview] No.229171 del
Got a tranny client at wage. was handed over as a man who was transitioning to a woman. Which sounded a bit ridiculous. I took a look at the guy all ready to get my hate on just started thinking "who has done this to you?".
Feel so bad for the poor guy, how he was getting treated by the robo-pathic service officers. Fukn shitshow all round.

I still fucked it up and accidentally called him "mate" tho.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:16:59 [Preview] No.229172 del
>>229165
Good foods.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:19:47 [Preview] No.229173 del
>>229171
Mate is a gender neutral term in my experience.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:20:33 [Preview] No.229174 del
>>229171
So being a tranny qualifies you for DSP and NDIS funding now? Fuck me.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:22:30 [Preview] No.229175 del
Have you been to Cradock, Cruisedog?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:22:38 [Preview] No.229176 del
>>229174
hang on i didnt say that.
still, the utter wretchedness of the guy. it wouldnt be a stretch to see him on the dsp


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:23:06 [Preview] No.229177 del
>>229171
Tranny pilled.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:25:47 [Preview] No.229178 del
I have wanked at six times today. Four within the last hour and half.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:27:05 [Preview] No.229179 del
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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.229180 del
>>229178
You've still got 2 in you neet.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:27:51 [Preview] No.229181 del
>>229179
Based and ethanolstate when pilled


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:29:18 [Preview] No.229182 del
>>229180
I honestly cannot remember how many I have had. Literally wanking the evening away.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:29:30 [Preview] No.229183 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:31:36 [Preview] No.229184 del
>>229178
All because you saw a tranny irl for the first time? Crikey.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:33:01 [Preview] No.229185 del
>>229184
Not him, but I was wanking to fairies of sorts:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Oui5wGpA [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:35:02 [Preview] No.229186 del
>>229185
Awesome video.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.229187 del
>>229186
The original artist is LOL.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:40:59 [Preview] No.229188 del
Badly want some dip and some salt and vinegar chips.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:42:32 [Preview] No.229189 del
>>229188
Have a waLk instead.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:43:29 [Preview] No.229190 del
>>229188
Have them m8. You only live once. Gorge yourself.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:47:14 [Preview] No.229191 del
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>>229190
He doesn't need them


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:48:50 [Preview] No.229192 del
>>229191
He is wasting away.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.229193 del
Which neet left piss on the toilet seat again?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:51:27 [Preview] No.229194 del
Mouldy underboob.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.229195 del
>>229193
Sorry, I didn't push my neet undies down far enough and neet pee went everywhere.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:53:29 [Preview] No.229196 del
>>229195
I bet you enjoyed it too


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:53:46 [Preview] No.229197 del
>>229194
I sometimes get a slight smear of white stuff if I wipe under my bobs after a long day.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:55:30 [Preview] No.229198 del
>>229197
baby powder for balls or boobs


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:56:24 [Preview] No.229199 del
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>>229192
He needs a good feed


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:57:19 [Preview] No.229200 del
>>229197
Sniff it!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.229201 del
>>229198
I have some Imperial Leather talcum powder, but I'm too fat to get it in my smelly crevices.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:58:42 [Preview] No.229202 del
>>229175
I have been through there a few times but I can't recall that town.
Why's that?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:59:06 [Preview] No.229203 del
Went for a stalk/cruise to the marina.
Drank some German non-alcoholic beer in my hoodie and trackies looking like a derro and coping some stares.
Whaddayagondoaboutit???

Nightly sads comin on farrrk


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:59:14 [Preview] No.229204 del
>>229202
They have a Big Hat and a pub.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:59:21 [Preview] No.229205 del
>>229188
I want some eggplant dip and sour cream and onions chips.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:59:22 [Preview] No.229206 del
>>229201
You need the wand


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 08:59:36 [Preview] No.229207 del
>>229199
>tfw kfc hasn't passed your lips in 6 months
FUCK VICTORIA!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:00:04 [Preview] No.229208 del
>>229203
Good self-control, Mongk.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:00:53 [Preview] No.229209 del
7 sausages.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:01:36 [Preview] No.229210 del
8 sausages.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:02:02 [Preview] No.229211 del
>>229205
Neet from a bad home.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:02:32 [Preview] No.229212 del
was it 20 or 24 Wongo managed that time?
will we get a new record holder tonight?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:02:48 [Preview] No.229213 del
>>229209
>>229210
roll count at the council meeting


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:03:53 [Preview] No.229214 del
Gonna try and wank the feels away


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:04:57 [Preview] No.229215 del
>>229212
He had his cooked for him.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:06:44 [Preview] No.229216 del
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>>229214
Something to help you m8.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:09:21 [Preview] No.229217 del
>>229165
>cooking lamb
guess what i have a lamb roast in the oven right now


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:11:11 [Preview] No.229218 del
>>229217
That was beef.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:11:37 [Preview] No.229219 del
>>229217
You are going to get grease all over the interior of the oven again Nuro. You should clean it this weekend.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:11:47 [Preview] No.229220 del
>>229212
I think 24.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:12:00 [Preview] No.229221 del
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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:14:00 [Preview] No.229222 del
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dont anyone talk to me

i am so pissed off after a few incidents at work today i cant think straight... not a good idea to post here i am just filled with anger


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:14:08 [Preview] No.229223 del
>>229221
I wonder how long and how many paper towels that would take in the microwave?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:14:43 [Preview] No.229224 del
>>229219
He should take the foil hat off his head and use it as a drip tray.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:15:41 [Preview] No.229225 del
>>229222
Have a wank.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:15:50 [Preview] No.229226 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:15:58 [Preview] No.229227 del
your prostate is a drip tray you faggot


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:15:58 [Preview] No.229228 del
>>229222
Tell us all about it Nuro. Vent at those that deserve it, not innocent NEETs.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:16:53 [Preview] No.229229 del
>>229224
_R _A_D


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:17:27 [Preview] No.229230 del
Can Nuro survive life at the bike shop if he does sober october?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:17:36 [Preview] No.229231 del
>>229229
My formatting didn't work.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:17:36 [Preview] No.229232 del
>>229201
>Imperial Leather
Love their soaps.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:18:14 [Preview] No.229233 del
so he went from cheerful post about lamb to angry


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:18:23 [Preview] No.229234 del
>>229222
>not a good idea to post here i am just filled with anger
Then don't post here.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:18:38 [Preview] No.229235 del
>>229230
Nuro has made peace with his alcoholism. He knows the Based lifestyle will kill him eventually, but that is just the price he must pay.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:18:46 [Preview] No.229236 del
>>229232
I have a bar of that in my functional soap dish.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:18:55 [Preview] No.229237 del
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>>229230
He is caught in the cage, there is no escape.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:19:20 [Preview] No.229238 del
>>229228
no
>>229230
>sober
you know he drinks drugs and smokes rite ?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:19:43 [Preview] No.229239 del
>>229235
>>229217
Based and blue blocked.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:19:52 [Preview] No.229240 del
>>229234
i wont you retard


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:20:11 [Preview] No.229241 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:20:25 [Preview] No.229242 del
>>229238
He should drink more to make up for the NEETs doing sober October.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:20:40 [Preview] No.229243 del
>>229238
>he drinks drugs


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:21:05 [Preview] No.229244 del
is somebody up to mischief at the moment?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.229245 del
>>229244
no....


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.229246 del
>>229244
teeheehee


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:24:54 [Preview] No.229247 del
>>229243
you are the reason nuro really left here


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.229248 del
Shaved my head and used some honey and milk body wash stuff I found in the shower on it. Smells nice and my head feels smooth.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:26:49 [Preview] No.229249 del
>>229247
I am not.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:28:02 [Preview] No.229250 del
>>229248
Going to give it a rub and a sniff when you are asleep.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.229251 del
>>229248
You look nice.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:28:25 [Preview] No.229252 del
severely smooth neet


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:29:29 [Preview] No.229253 del
>>229250
I did it just for you. <3


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.229254 del
>>229248
Which head?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:31:00 [Preview] No.229255 del
>>229248
Probably looking fine too.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:32:31 [Preview] No.229256 del
>>229248
Hot, now I want to rub some baby oil into it Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:33:23 [Preview] No.229257 del
>>229254
I am thinking of shaving my neetstick


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:36:00 [Preview] No.229258 del
>>229257
I like it the way it is.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:36:10 [Preview] No.229259 del
Chicken, bacon and broc in my fancy new sautay pan from coles


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.229260 del
>>229259
>sautay pan


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:37:52 [Preview] No.229261 del
>>229249
>Not.

FTFYFGN


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:39:18 [Preview] No.229262 del
>>229259
Post a picture please.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:48:38 [Preview] No.229263 del
>>229262
Fucked up the broccoli and now its soggy because I'm a mong. Oh well.
Almost shed a tear while cooking because of the late dusk feels.
Got literally no one to talk to except you blokes, don't even know how to make conversation with my parents when they do they fortnightly checkin to make sure I haven't necked myself.

>tfw extremely depressed


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:50:16 [Preview] No.229264 del
>>229263
Very good meal.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:51:09 [Preview] No.229265 del
>>229263
Those cobs of corn look nice.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:51:49 [Preview] No.229266 del
>>229263
chin up mate
good job on the feed, looks good


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:52:06 [Preview] No.229267 del
>>229263
I'm sorry about your broccoli and not having anyone to talk to, I feel the same way but sometimes this place is like a minefield when it comes to talking about problems. Meal looks good, well corned.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:56:11 [Preview] No.229268 del
The problem is, most of the time I don't even feel like talking to anyone.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 09:57:47 [Preview] No.229269 del
>>229268
Don't wallow.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:01:12 [Preview] No.229270 del
>>229268
Have a wank.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:01:52 [Preview] No.229271 del
>>229268
I'm the opposite and I'm desperate for someone to talk to but at this point I don't know how. If I ever get a job I'm going to end up being the quiet giant and everyone is going to subtly treat me like I'm slow. Happened when I worked at IGA in high school.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:02:55 [Preview] No.229272 del
>>229268
Since it's sober october, Dan's is out. So have a back, sack and crack wax


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:06:58 [Preview] No.229273 del
>>229263
>how to make conversation with my parents when they do they fortnightly checkin

M8 thats good you have still got them, hang onto that.
I have no one, no family, no support staff, no one to call for help.
Just keep battling along, thats all i try to do.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:16:47 [Preview] No.229274 del
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I wish I could go back and start my 20s over.
I've missed out on so much.
I can't handle the shame of being a loser anymore.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:24:39 [Preview] No.229275 del
A lot of depressed NEETs tonight.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:25:32 [Preview] No.229276 del
>>229274
being in your 20's is mostly about survival. If you dont come out of it with issues, vices, unwanted kids, debts or brain damage then you're doing okay


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:27:03 [Preview] No.229277 del
>>229274
I want a redo from November 2010.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:27:55 [Preview] No.229278 del
>>229274
Just keep moving forward. Have a wank too.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:29:15 [Preview] No.229279 del
>>229277
A redo from March 1998 would suit me.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:30:03 [Preview] No.229280 del
>>229279
What happened then?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:30:48 [Preview] No.229281 del
>>229280
I started university as a 17 going on 18 year old.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:32:46 [Preview] No.229282 del
If i could go back i'd larp as a JW convert until they set me up with a white woman to marry.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.229283 del
>>229281
You'd probably just make the same mistakes all over again because you'd be the same person.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:34:33 [Preview] No.229284 del
>>229281
I did that in 2011.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:35:59 [Preview] No.229285 del
>>229283
I was meaning going back in time with the knowledge gained to this point.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:36:18 [Preview] No.229286 del
Thinkin bout cones


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:39:16 [Preview] No.229287 del
>>229286
Have a few. You will sleep better.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:41:25 [Preview] No.229288 del
>>229272
>some poor neet gets his anus ripped off


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:41:47 [Preview] No.229289 del
>>229282
Good thinking
>that flag
You know this board is reserved for whites only, right?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:42:43 [Preview] No.229290 del
>>229286
Straight to the lungs.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:44:46 [Preview] No.229291 del
>tfw you'll never be an alchemist that ends up shitting themself to death by the age of 31


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:49:34 [Preview] No.229292 del
Might go to bed in ten (10) minuti.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:51:26 [Preview] No.229293 del
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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:54:51 [Preview] No.229294 del
>>229291
who did this?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:56:56 [Preview] No.229295 del
The dusk sads have lifted and we're into night time positivity mood

@Weber: how ya feelin?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:58:46 [Preview] No.229296 del
>>229295
Fine thank you. Contemplating bed.
Tomorrow will be when I start craving booze and/or junk food.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 10:59:56 [Preview] No.229297 del
>>229296
I think I'll have an early night too.
Looking into the ketogenic diet.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:00:52 [Preview] No.229298 del
>>229297
That is the only thing that has worked for me previously. Just need to keep the indigestible fibre intake up to keep the poops moving.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:01:03 [Preview] No.229299 del
Just shot some hot straight liquid out my adds bros


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.229300 del
>>229297
I recommend the warren buffett diet instead - it's gotten him to the age of 90 and a net worth of 90 billion. It could work for you.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:01:40 [Preview] No.229301 del
>>229294
Could have been me if I was an alchemist that ended up shitting myself to death by the age of 31.


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:03:24 [Preview] No.229303 del
>>229302
That wasn't the only thing wrong with that sentence.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:05:16 [Preview] No.229304 del
Hurts knowing no NEET will ever slap my freshly shaved head.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.229305 del
>>229304
Perhaps if you headbutt the monitor a few times, it'll almost be the same.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:08:54 [Preview] No.229306 del
>>229304
Do one extra of >>229305 for me.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:10:12 [Preview] No.229307 del
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It's Thursday night and I didn't even create this.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:12:50 [Preview] No.229308 del
>>229307
Based.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:13:54 [Preview] No.229309 del
>>229308
It was in an article about Boogie2988 being an 'evil fat scumbag'.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:18:35 [Preview] No.229310 del
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>>229309
Skellie propaganda. Boogie is at peak physical, mental and moral condition.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:19:40 [Preview] No.229311 del
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I want off this diet train, and start taking the burger pill.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:23:02 [Preview] No.229312 del
>>229303
Leave me alone possum


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 11:23:04 [Preview] No.229313 del