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NEET General #230 - Number One NEET Edition NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:27 [Preview] No. 229427
What special achievements have (You) earned in life?

OLD: >>228407


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:46 [Preview] No.229428 del
How?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:51 [Preview] No.229429 del
It was meant to be a Sober october thread


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:53 [Preview] No.229430 del
How does he do it?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:56:41 [Preview] No.229431 del
>>229429
Perhaps that is your life achievement you will achieve by November.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:58:21 [Preview] No.229433 del
I also feel that having a thread mid-October would be more useful when the temptation for NEETs to hit the goon increases.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:59:20 [Preview] No.229434 del
Had a wank, about to have a shit. Might go to the gym.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:01:53 [Preview] No.229435 del
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I've achieved nothing.

Been at uni on and off for 7 years.
Shit cubicle wage that pays me 50k.
No mates, no more gf. Alcoholism and associated health problems.
Bitter, angry, jealous, insecure person.
Getting older but no more wiser.

The only way is forward from here.
Bloom!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:09:34 [Preview] No.229436 del
>>229435
>Been at uni on and off for 7 years.
What was the title of the degree?

>Bloom!
Good keep at it.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:11:05 [Preview] No.229437 del
My brains floating in cortisol


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:13:39 [Preview] No.229438 del
>>229149
>tfw gave up on a boilermaker apprenticeship in my early 20's
Could've been pulling in 2grand a week by now, driving a dual-cab ute with a jet-ski on the back, a couple of Stacies on the side etc etc.

>>229150
You helped people. That's an achievement. Quit being so selfish.

>>229165
Meat looks juicy

>>229232
I prefer Metric Leather

>>229242
Don't worry I've got everyone covered

>>229259
>broc

>>229263
I think you overdid it with the corn but the chicken looks nicely cooked.

>>229318
>>229322
>>229341
Time to get out of bed and do something with your life!


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:15:28 [Preview] No.229439 del
>>229438
>I prefer Metric Leather
hehe


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:16:28 [Preview] No.229440 del
>>229437
So you are pain free?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:16:45 [Preview] No.229441 del
>>229427
I had a wank once. Don't tell me I'm not special.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:18:41 [Preview] No.229442 del
the ratio of corn kernel to cob is ridiculous


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:21:35 [Preview] No.229443 del
>>229438
>Could've been pulling in 2grand a week by now, driving a dual-cab ute with a jet-ski on the back, a couple of Stacies on the side etc etc.
Most constructors and fabrication sectors there is a downturn at the moment. It is funny to see the houses in my area with building companies untouched for a month, two or more are suddenly completed recently. "Oh shit we need to complete these jobs or we won't have jobs" compared to "fuck it we'll do it later."


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NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:22:55 [Preview] No.229445 del
>>229443
>two or more are suddenly completed recently. "Oh shit we need to complete these jobs or we won't have jobs" compared to "fuck it we'll do it later."
might also be somebody acquiring projects that the original owners defaulted on?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:23:15 [Preview] No.229446 del
>>229380
You're a little too old for cartoons aren't you

>>229408
Corn looks in dire need of butter and salt. Avocado still in its skin. Using egg rings.

>>229412
I hope it won't be a complete disaster


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:24:35 [Preview] No.229447 del
https://www.thejournal.ie/subway-sandwiches-5218826-Sep2020/

Subway sandwiches contain 'too much sugar' to legally be considered bread, Supreme Court rules


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:25:41 [Preview] No.229448 del
>>229435
50k with a uni education. Damn.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:26:07 [Preview] No.229449 del
>>229448
I think you misread what he has written.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:26:25 [Preview] No.229450 del
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>>229427
Nothing special. I got a degree, a gf, a stable job that pays quite well. By all measures I should be happy. But I see what's happening in Australia and the world and I know all my efforts go towards supporting a fundamentally broken and corrupt system. I admire the real NEETs on this board for shunning the system at great personal risk to themselves. Hopefully it will eventually break down, allowing a better and more fair one to take its place.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:27:26 [Preview] No.229451 del
>>229448
I haven't graduated yet because I'm a mong.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:32:41 [Preview] No.229452 del
>>229445
>might also be somebody acquiring projects that the original owners defaulted on?
Could be. Construction projects normally take a long time around here and that is after gaining approval that in itself can take a year.

>>229447
I stopped going to my local subway after they didn't have any white bread and other issues with the food that pissed me off. Eventually the the store just closed down as their traffic kept dwindling.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:34:11 [Preview] No.229453 del
>>229451
What degree was it?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:37:31 [Preview] No.229454 del
>>229452
About two thirds of the Subways in SA BEST A are owned by the muslim scum that own the On The Run petrol stations. These stores are usually terrible compared to the Subways owned by individuals.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:19 [Preview] No.229455 del
29 degrees today in QLD. A literal sauna.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:23 [Preview] No.229456 del
>>229452
There have also been heaps of house building companies going broke and not paying sub-contractors, which causes work to stop until some other building company buys up the debt/projects.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:36 [Preview] No.229457 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:40:05 [Preview] No.229458 del
>>229453
26°C.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:40:49 [Preview] No.229459 del
>>229455
In all of Queensland?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:43:20 [Preview] No.229460 del


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:45:04 [Preview] No.229461 del
>>229457
I think I'm too retarded for IT. It doesn't help that I have a serious problem with psyching myself out.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:45:29 [Preview] No.229462 del
You blokes got much planned for the rest of the day?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:46:42 [Preview] No.229463 del
>>229462
Nope, you?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:47:54 [Preview] No.229464 del
>>229461
If you are able to think out a problem on how to solve it and explain your reasoning to justify your decisions you are smarter than 3/4 of the students.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:48:47 [Preview] No.229465 del
>>229463
Fugg all really. Day off work. Going to have to force myself to do some exercise, maybe a walk when it stops raining. Should help my folks clean out their airbnb unit.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:50:29 [Preview] No.229466 del
>>229449
Nothing wrong with my reading comprehension m8


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:51:18 [Preview] No.229467 del
>>229462
Just got a text from the ex.

She's down for coffee this arvo. I'm nervous as fuck I reckon I'll breakdown in public as I tell her about how sorry and ashamed I am for how I treated her.
It has to be done, I can't be a coward any longer and hide my feelings about it from her.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.229468 del
>>229466
You seemed to think he had graduated.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:52:07 [Preview] No.229469 del
>>229467
Just compliment her juicy snatch and take a slurp of your coffee.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:53:54 [Preview] No.229470 del
>>229467
Have a wank instead.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:01 [Preview] No.229471 del
>>229467
hm
Do you want to get back together?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:10 [Preview] No.229472 del
>>229469
Very good advice tbqh


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:58 [Preview] No.229473 del
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>>229450
Everyday. Chillin.


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:56:26 [Preview] No.229474 del
>>229473
Did that spicy chocolate upset his stomach any more than usual?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:57:21 [Preview] No.229475 del
>>229473
Is he on the American DSP?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:57:59 [Preview] No.229476 del
>>229471
Not really no
I don't think its meant to be nor will it work out in the long run which is why I left her.
Now I'm just so embarrassed about neglecting her and being a dero pisshead all the time and wasting years of her life


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:58:26 [Preview] No.229477 del
>>229473
Does he stream from a shed or something, or is that literally his house?


NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:59:33 [Preview] No.229478 del
>>229476
>wasting years of her life
just last year you were with a colombian girl, and a flip you brought into the country before that


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:02:49 [Preview] No.229479 del
Going to have roast potatoes for dinner.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:03:25 [Preview] No.229480 del
>>229447
For the past two days I have had subway for breakfast


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:14 [Preview] No.229481 del
>>229454
Wonder if they named the petrol station after the people that drive off without paying (ie 'on the run' from police)?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:19 [Preview] No.229482 del
>>229480
What do you get for breakfast? I use to like their breakfast before it became eggs in a packet.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:57 [Preview] No.229483 del
>>229480
the toasted egg, bacon and cheese is pretty good


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:05:17 [Preview] No.229484 del
>>229482
sa one uses egg ring eggs cut in half


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:05:55 [Preview] No.229485 del
>>229482
Day 1 I got the Meatball Melt Subway Footlong and day 2 I got the Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt Panini


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:06:51 [Preview] No.229486 del
>>229459
That's right

>>229462
Thinking of IGA roast chook for lunch


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:07:48 [Preview] No.229487 del
>>229486
>IGA roast chook
BASED and BASEDPILLED.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:08:10 [Preview] No.229488 del
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>>229486
in some fresh rolls with butter and mayo?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:09:19 [Preview] No.229489 del
My iga has hot chooks for 4.95. Cheaper than the big chains but substantially smaller birds.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:09:57 [Preview] No.229490 del
>>229484
I use to love them and they slowly killed the local one with this consistent cost cutting.

>>229485
Reasonable breakfast feed.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:13 [Preview] No.229491 del
>>229489
So a tight fit then?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:28 [Preview] No.229492 del
>>229489
Are they as flavoursome?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:58 [Preview] No.229493 del
>>229468
I 'seemed to think' 7 years worth of uni-level education would've led him to a higher-paying job regardless of having graduated or not.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:11:29 [Preview] No.229494 del
>>229491
tight fit in what?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:11:45 [Preview] No.229495 del
>>229492
hit and miss


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:12:34 [Preview] No.229496 del
>>229494
>he doesn't fuck the roast chooks


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:14:12 [Preview] No.229497 del
>>229496
yeah just wanna slip the neet stick into some hot stuffing


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:00 [Preview] No.229498 del
>>229474
Nah, he was eating a bucket of KFC last night while drinking beer after beer. Nothing out of the ordinary.

>>229475
Most likely

>>229477
He lives on the ground level of an apartment block that's something like Gov-funded housing.

>>229488
I've got some 'Vietnamese' rolls in the freezer.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:26 [Preview] No.229499 del
>>229497
Probably why they "caution: hot!" labels of them.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:49 [Preview] No.229500 del
Borat 2 trailer is out. Still remember at school when the first one came out. All the borat impressions.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MpuwUHeNFc [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:17:05 [Preview] No.229501 del
>>229489
They're $13 at mine


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:18:57 [Preview] No.229502 del
>>229500
A 2-second trailer. The Jews have finally given up.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:19:22 [Preview] No.229503 del
>>229499
When you are horny enough to fuck a chook you just push through the pain. Deal with the burnt red and greasy neetstick post nut.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.229504 del
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>>229502
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fzFHMhsTdf0 [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:22:02 [Preview] No.229505 del
>>229504
I liked the "Michael Penis" part.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:23:24 [Preview] No.229506 del
>>229500
Borat should have remained a three minute segment on the Ali G show, which similarly should never have become a movie.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:32:10 [Preview] No.229507 del
A cuddle is committed in India every 15 minutes


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:39:31 [Preview] No.229508 del
>>229507
I would have expected it to be more frequent tbh


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:40:35 [Preview] No.229509 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:52:59 [Preview] No.229511 del
>>229509
This might make the feminists furious that they are excluded.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:53:04 [Preview] No.229512 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:53:51 [Preview] No.229513 del
>>229511
I'm sure they could create a sister company called 'Slag'.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:58:19 [Preview] No.229514 del
>>229509
Cringe


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:01:59 [Preview] No.229515 del
>>229514
>Cringe


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:08:40 [Preview] No.229516 del
Might buy a larger electric skillet on the weekend. The two chicken patties I have in there at the moment are taking up most of the available space.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:18:03 [Preview] No.229517 del
THERE ARE TOO MANY NORMIES ON THIS BOARD!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:18:44 [Preview] No.229518 del
I was in the special ed group in primary school during a programme where they were trying to put the mongs in with the normal children.
I was also in a gifted programme in high school.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:23:06 [Preview] No.229519 del
>>229517
There's too many incel virgin /pol/ types on this board.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:23:10 [Preview] No.229520 del
>watching Caleb Curry videos
>isn't a curry
Hmmmm.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:26:03 [Preview] No.229521 del
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Ordering some stuff from a computer store. You neets need anything?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:28:15 [Preview] No.229522 del
>>229521
Six 5tb hdds please, all these 8k erotic bulge videos are taking up lots of space.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:29:43 [Preview] No.229523 del
Having a Bitburger Bier, alkoholfrei


>>229521
8Gb of RAM, a decent SSD.
I thought I'd have a lot more I wanted but apparently not.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:29:51 [Preview] No.229524 del
>>229521
30kg of thermal paste please


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.229525 del
>>229524
...I trust that's for personal use neet, and you're not dealing it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:37:49 [Preview] No.229526 del
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>>229487
You know it!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:39:51 [Preview] No.229527 del
>>229526
good lookin' chook


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:40:18 [Preview] No.229528 del
chicken patties have been consumed


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:41:48 [Preview] No.229529 del
Scrotal reconstructive surgery.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:45:14 [Preview] No.229530 del
Strewth.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:48:24 [Preview] No.229531 del
>>229525
I use it as lube to dissipate the heat caused by my furious wanking.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:55:28 [Preview] No.229532 del
I need high temperature motor oil for my therapy sessions to stop the neet's arse overheating.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:55:45 [Preview] No.229533 del
How do you know which brake pads your car needs?
There doesn't seem to be a common code, all of the manufacturers use their own product numbers.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:56:26 [Preview] No.229534 del
>>229532
You need a high quality synthetic with good cold start properties.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:09:25 [Preview] No.229535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcDFQYkoTnQ [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:16:00 [Preview] No.229536 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-isjGJTiNs [Embed]

This song makes me wanna hit the cones all day and night


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:22:02 [Preview] No.229537 del
>>229536
don't listen to it if it is triggering


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:22:29 [Preview] No.229538 del
>>229536
weed is bad


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:41:16 [Preview] No.229539 del
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That professor? Nuro.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:43:29 [Preview] No.229540 del
>>229533
You can input your car details on both SCA and Autobarn (used to be you had to enter make&model but now you only have to enter your rego number) and you'll get a list of all available parts. Most car-part manufacturers have similar.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:07 [Preview] No.229541 del
>>229535
They look like the sort of women you'd want to have kids with.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:36 [Preview] No.229542 del
>>229539
Professor Based


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:42 [Preview] No.229543 del
Dead thread


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:48:08 [Preview] No.229544 del
>>229541
Certainly seem like a wholesome family.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:54:03 [Preview] No.229545 del
>>229504
CRINGE! I would love to have a wood cabin though, secluded deep in the American woodlands. Guns hanging from every wall next to the animal heads.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:57:45 [Preview] No.229546 del
>>229540
Ta.
That actually worked for an 88 Corvette.
Rego lookup fails for some reason.
Every pad returned is "special order", even though I'm sure that backing plate pattern would be used in a heap of GM/Holden/Ford cars.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:11:05 [Preview] No.229547 del
>>229546
You best try the major brake-pad manufacturer sites and check their catalogues. Then if you find the part you're after check ebay or amazon.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:12:41 [Preview] No.229548 del
>>229546
If you can find a cross reference number for the part you may be able to use something Holden related.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:20:02 [Preview] No.229549 del
I bought some lamb necks for a stew.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:26:18 [Preview] No.229550 del
>>229548
>>229546
Having a look at part numbers, brake pads from the VR to VS Commodore SS, Statesman and Caprice are the same for a C4 Corvette, part number DB1353.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:31:13 [Preview] No.229551 del
>>229550
Yeah, that's the Bendix code for front pads, 1354 for rear. Then just -GCT or -ULT for general or ultimate.

Probably just grab the GCTs based on online reviews about the amount of dust and rotor wear associated with the ultimate ones.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:31:37 [Preview] No.229552 del
>>229550
Thank you, btw.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:34:06 [Preview] No.229553 del
>>229551
>>229552
No worries, with that part number, you should be able to cross reference it with other brands and stuff, it would ultimately lead back to a GM product that is probably no longer made.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:34:27 [Preview] No.229554 del
Lambskin ball stretcher.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:39:07 [Preview] No.229555 del
>>229553
I also found good reviews for EBC Greenstuff, but I'd be looking at $300 front and rear, vs $130-140 for the Bendix.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:42:24 [Preview] No.229556 del
Incredibly stressful day at the wage.
I am behind on my deliverables for this week and fear they will crack it at Mondays customer meeting.
I also fucked up and sent two people out to the wrong site.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:42:49 [Preview] No.229557 del
>>229555
The bendix ones should be good.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:45:27 [Preview] No.229558 del
>>229557
I think so. It's only a weekend car, and I'm not going to be driving aggressively. As long as she pulls up at normal street speeds or a bit over, that's all that matters.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:46:15 [Preview] No.229559 del
I bend dicks.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:48:17 [Preview] No.229560 del
>>229556
>my deliverables
Uber Eats driver?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:50:08 [Preview] No.229561 del
3rd and last cup of goon


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:50:42 [Preview] No.229562 del
Zipper.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:51:30 [Preview] No.229563 del
>>229561
Good work mate, best not to go overboard. Even if you're not doing the sober October thing.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:59:17 [Preview] No.229564 del
I sexually identify as a war criminal.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:03:05 [Preview] No.229565 del
>>229526
Did u get that carton for when you finish sober october?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:11:54 [Preview] No.229566 del
>>229565
Storm water pollution prevention plan.


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:16:22 [Preview] No.229568 del
>>229567
Based on what?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:20:31 [Preview] No.229569 del
>>229568
based on based


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:22:26 [Preview] No.229570 del
Remember that Huey Lewis song, It's Hip To Be Based?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:24:47 [Preview] No.229571 del
Polaca!!!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:31:26 [Preview] No.229572 del
Watching chinese webcam porn again


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.229573 del
What worthwhile tv is due out now? I can think of Archer and The Mandalorian.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:33:31 [Preview] No.229574 del
Should I just give up all hope and become a Youtube lolcow in the hopes of a few bucks?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3macmWlqho [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:34:44 [Preview] No.229575 del
>>229563
>>229565
The carton is for when I finish the cask. Which is now.


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:36:26 [Preview] No.229577 del
Craving coke and chocolate fellas. And gelati. And chocolate mousse. And custard tarts.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:37:34 [Preview] No.229578 del
>>229577
Don't you fucking dare


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.229579 del
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>>229577
IKTF
I'm so hungry. Still five more hours.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.229580 del
>>229573
SBS is broadcasting Roland Garros tournament from about 10pm


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:43:14 [Preview] No.229581 del
>>229577
>Craving fellas
Poof!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.229582 del
>>229577
Have it all m8. You only live once. Gorge yourself.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:44:33 [Preview] No.229583 del
>>229580
I prefer the Pepe Le Pew stadium


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:46:48 [Preview] No.229584 del
I need Asian pussy and asshole back in my life.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:47:08 [Preview] No.229585 del
>>229584
gross
poo comes out of there


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:47:56 [Preview] No.229586 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:52:27 [Preview] No.229587 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:53:42 [Preview] No.229588 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:54:24 [Preview] No.229589 del
The power of plugs, is a curious thing


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:54:41 [Preview] No.229590 del
>>229573
I've been enjoying Raised by Wolves, I only started watching it becaused it was directed by Ridley Scott.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:55:09 [Preview] No.229591 del
Tennis is for poofters.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:56:56 [Preview] No.229592 del
>>229590
There's black people in that show.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:56:58 [Preview] No.229593 del
>>229591
You wouldn't say that to
Gabriel Gaté


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:57:33 [Preview] No.229594 del
>>229593
Some old poofter frog? Yeah I would.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:57:42 [Preview] No.229595 del
What is love?
Oh Wombo, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:25 [Preview] No.229596 del
Worblorg


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:32 [Preview] No.229597 del
Wombo don't eat me
Don't eat me
I have HPV


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:53 [Preview] No.229598 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=spkYR4EqSPo [Embed]
woit dog cuns destroyed ma land


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:59:04 [Preview] No.229599 del
>>229594
We love the Franch here, m8


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:02:04 [Preview] No.229600 del
>>229592
No there isn't.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:02:34 [Preview] No.229601 del
>>229600
good point
blacks aren't people


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:03:50 [Preview] No.229602 del
>>229595
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:04:40 [Preview] No.229603 del
The Google translate for "anal sex" in Chinese is actually accurate

Tonight will be a wank fest


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:04:53 [Preview] No.229604 del
It should be interesting after a week to compare the post count here compared to some other months. I have a theory the amount of drunkenly posted shit will go down.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:05:50 [Preview] No.229605 del
>>229604
I'll have to make up for it then.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:11:42 [Preview] No.229606 del
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Full moon tonight neets


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:12:58 [Preview] No.229607 del
>>229606
It is mocking us.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:13:38 [Preview] No.229608 del
>>229606
Filthy whore.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:19:10 [Preview] No.229609 del
The moon is a good lad.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:21:11 [Preview] No.229611 del
This fella has a small mouth.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.229612 del
>>229591
You really are a dumb cunt


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:08 [Preview] No.229613 del
>>229610
This is gonna be a shitshow


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.229614 del
Gonna get ready and go meet the ex.

I'd say "wish me luck" but its not really like that huh


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:33:06 [Preview] No.229615 del
>>229614
Have a nice time, Mongk.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:34:57 [Preview] No.229616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5jNJd7HRVU [Embed]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:37:38 [Preview] No.229617 del
>>229614
Have a wank when you get back.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:38:13 [Preview] No.229618 del
>>229612
kek, cry harder


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:44:26 [Preview] No.229619 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:46:42 [Preview] No.229620 del
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odds on monk fucking his ex after coffee?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:46:47 [Preview] No.229621 del
>>229610
He's too based for the wuflu to survive.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:10 [Preview] No.229622 del
All those sexy women
>poofter

What an absolute dumb cunt


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:33 [Preview] No.229623 del
>>229620
This is why I closed the porn and stopped the wank.
It wont happen though.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.229624 del
>>229620
A lot more than you fucking any woman


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:48:50 [Preview] No.229625 del
>>229624
Settle down.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:50:00 [Preview] No.229626 del
>>229620
Low. Women are turned off by men who cry.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:50:21 [Preview] No.229627 del
>>229620
Slim to none I have no idea whats going on with Monk though


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:51:37 [Preview] No.229628 del
>>229624
Low blow possum. Shouldn't use knowing who is who to hit me with a stinger like that.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:53:30 [Preview] No.229629 del
>>229628
>possum


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:57:30 [Preview] No.229630 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:58:09 [Preview] No.229631 del
Fucking arsehole


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.229632 del
Looks like a new episode of The Wanking Dead is out plus the first episode of the latest spin-off, 'World Beyond'. I'd much prefer new eps of Fear The Wanking NEETs but you get what you give...


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:01:00 [Preview] No.229633 del
>>229618
This is why Possum no post here anymore. Hope you're happy


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:04:32 [Preview] No.229634 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:06:54 [Preview] No.229635 del
having a red rooter chicken for night lunch


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:09:14 [Preview] No.229636 del
>>229635
Red rooter is dogshit


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:09:45 [Preview] No.229637 del
I'm your Venus
Shake my penis
Engorged desire


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:10:03 [Preview] No.229638 del
>>229636
Red rooter is your mum then


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:15:14 [Preview] No.229639 del
>>229636
Tennis is dogshit.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:15:20 [Preview] No.229640 del
>>229638
Rude.

Enjoy your dry and nasty chicken.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:16:43 [Preview] No.229641 del
>>229640
But he didn't buy a Coles roast chook.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:20:03 [Preview] No.229642 del
>>229636
They really are. The homebrand chips I had last night were better than theirs, albeit with a little chicken salt added. Their 'smoky BBQ' range of chicken they recently launched has already been axed. I wonder why they don't try frying chicken like KFC.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:21:24 [Preview] No.229643 del
Downloading Jewrassic Park 2 'The Lost World' in 4K


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:23:21 [Preview] No.229644 del
The email from RR was like "Get into RR quick before our smoky BBQ chicken is gone for goood". Which basically means "Our smoky BBQ failed miserably and we'd like to sell as much of it as possible before it sees the rubbish bin"...


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.229645 del
Can anyone give me a lift to Campbelltown?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:29:50 [Preview] No.229646 del
That grill Negan rescued is sexy as Hell


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:31:10 [Preview] No.229647 del
The Red Rooster poojie somehow slammed into the curb by the neighbour's house and mounted the footpath.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.229648 del
>>229645
I would if I lived near there.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:41:34 [Preview] No.229649 del
>>229645
I am far to intoxicated.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:42:05 [Preview] No.229650 del
Why do ice cubes recede in the freezer? If anything they should get bigger once they change from water to ice.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:42:57 [Preview] No.229651 del
>>229649
I am fart intoxicated


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:43:40 [Preview] No.229652 del
>>229650
Ice cubes in a frost-free freezer shrink due to sublimation (similar to evaporation but from a solid). In a frost-free freezer, the air is less than saturated with moisture to prevent icing. Therefore, water has room to move from the ice and into the air in the freezer.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:44:03 [Preview] No.229653 del
>>229652
Yeah that was my top hit in google too. Thanks, fella.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.229654 del
>>229648
Thanks mate, I'll just be out the front waiting.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:45:47 [Preview] No.229655 del
>>229654
Waiting for a mate.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:48:22 [Preview] No.229656 del
>>229655
That waiting for a mate guy was Wombo


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:48:26 [Preview] No.229657 del
First day of having the desk fan on as well. Bad sign.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:50:00 [Preview] No.229658 del
>>229657
Which state?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:52:54 [Preview] No.229659 del
>>229658
Basedland.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:54:12 [Preview] No.229660 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.229661 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:57:21 [Preview] No.229662 del
>>229598
>protect boong cave
lose $134 milion dollars

can you see how the ceo would have been sacked if he didnt blast that shit?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:59:03 [Preview] No.229663 del
>>229662
The big cattle stations do the same when they find caves and shit on their land with boong scratchings.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:04:32 [Preview] No.229664 del
>>229663
another shoot, shovel and shut up variant I suppose


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:10:20 [Preview] No.229665 del
>>229429
It was, I was going to start net thread.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:10:47 [Preview] No.229666 del
>>229408
The food on the plate is a 9/10 but would be good with butter and pepper on the corn and some toast on the side.
Maybe even some worchestershire.
>>229419
That looks a bit gay.
>>229423
>self-improvement month
>tfw you come home from a 40+hr week and rather than having a coldie with your internet mates, they belittle and ridicule you for not joining in with them on their meme health kick.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.229667 del
>>229666
>That looks a bit gay.
you do


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:24:19 [Preview] No.229668 del
>>229666
>belittle
>ridicule
Then don't join in. Just don't be a Sally and cry about it either.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:40:03 [Preview] No.229669 del
>>229438
>Metric Leather
lol
>>229442
Not if you know what it's good for.
>>229467
Don't boong it up you mong.
>>229476
Respond to >>229478
>>229509
Tiny cans are for small dick'd poofters


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:56:07 [Preview] No.229670 del
>>229666
Glad I'm not the only one who can see one (1) month of sobriety amounts to fuck-all given what happens with the other 11. It's just another pointless thing for the wage-slaves to converse about over smoko...


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:56:49 [Preview] No.229671 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:57:26 [Preview] No.229672 del
>>229670
It's a chance for the really heavy drinkers to take a break and perhaps not go back to it. Sort of like post-nut clarity, but with alcohol.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:57:33 [Preview] No.229673 del
>>229556
Monday's a public holiday.
Say you thought it was as well in your state and don't go.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:58:15 [Preview] No.229674 del
>>229559
In your bum.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:58:36 [Preview] No.229675 del
Had a plate of IGA roast chook on a bed of leetuce smothered in the copycat BigMac sauce made a couple days ago..


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:59:56 [Preview] No.229676 del
>>229574
I don't get it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:01:35 [Preview] No.229677 del
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Dig in neets while it's still hot.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:02:01 [Preview] No.229678 del
>>229672
Seems some NEETs are struggling with that concept or that they don't need to join in. I'm proud of the NEETs that are at least giving it a shot.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:02:28 [Preview] No.229679 del
>>229677
I took fifteen (15) pieces. You guys can share the piece I left. Thanks, mate!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:00 [Preview] No.229680 del
>>229677
Pepperoni on the left looks burnt.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:09 [Preview] No.229681 del
>>229672
Anyone who's able to suddenly quit booze for a month isn't even a 'heavy drinker' imo.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.229682 del
>>229670
I think it's good to give the liver a break for a month.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:04:41 [Preview] No.229683 del
>>229677
Looks like slices of eggplant on the left


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:05:37 [Preview] No.229684 del
>>229681
I was drinking 16-20 standards a night and can take days off. Today is day #3 for me and while I'm certainly feeling that Friday night urge, I'm not going through withdrawals or anything.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:07:07 [Preview] No.229685 del
>>229684
I've also worked from home the last two days, so that's probably removed some of the feelings I get at the wage.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:07:56 [Preview] No.229686 del
>>229682
Then fuck it again over the Christmas/New Year period. YOLO...


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:10:02 [Preview] No.229687 del
>>229681
You sound like a pretty cool dude.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:10:26 [Preview] No.229688 del
>>229684
Wikipedia says the 3rd day of abstinence is when the real symptoms of withdrawal kick-in (ie the DT's). I hope that happens to none of you. I've experienced the shakes, fevers, vomiting but thankfully no hallucinations.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:11:32 [Preview] No.229689 del
>>229687
Fuck you and your sarcasm


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:13:48 [Preview] No.229690 del
>>229689
Fuck you and shitting on NEETs trying to improve themselves.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:16:21 [Preview] No.229691 del
>>229688
I think that only happens if you are smashing like 3 goon bags a day, dawn til dusk.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.229692 del
>>229691
From the Wikipedia article that other NOOT mentioned:
>Delirium tremens is most common in people who have a history of alcohol withdrawal, especially in those who drink the equivalent of 7 to 8 US pints (3 to 4 l) of beer or 1 US pint (0.5 l) of distilled beverage daily. Delirium tremens also commonly affects those with a history of habitual alcohol use or alcoholism that has existed for more than 10 years.[13]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:20:52 [Preview] No.229693 del
lmao
>Alcoholic beverages can also be prescribed as a treatment for delirium tremens,[17] but this practice is not universally supported.[18]


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.229694 del
Nuro forced me to consume 3 goon bags anally once.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:29:11 [Preview] No.229695 del
>>229694
I bet you felt honoured.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.229696 del
Possum ordered two Centurions to hold me, while a third forced wine down my throat. Then when I was full to bursting, he slit my stomach open with his gladius.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:37:04 [Preview] No.229697 del
>>229677
What have you got there?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:37:36 [Preview] No.229698 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:42:14 [Preview] No.229699 del
>>229696
What an awful experience.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.229700 del
>>229697
I got a Pepperoni with bbq sauce and a Garlic Prawn with extra prawns, but that other neet took 15 slices so there's not much left


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.229701 del
>>229696
>with his gladius
Is that a metaphor


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:46:10 [Preview] No.229702 del
>>229701
no, it's a Roman short sword


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.229703 del
>>229702
Sorry I thought when you mentioned his Gladius you were referring to his NEETstick


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:56:29 [Preview] No.229704 del
>>229703
No, I'd have said pilum (heavy javelin) in that case.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:01:35 [Preview] No.229705 del
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>>229677
not bad at all. rate my haul

Hello Neets


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:03:28 [Preview] No.229706 del
>>229705
Well hauled Nuro.

>Picasso Kitchen
Are their pizzas any good?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:05:05 [Preview] No.229707 del
>>229705
Nice panadeine haul.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:06:58 [Preview] No.229708 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:08:18 [Preview] No.229709 del
>>229706
its not bad its a $5 woolies brand, better than the $3.50 coles peperoni .....

>>229707
thanks mate got 2 repeats on those bad boys as well :)


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:12:07 [Preview] No.229710 del
>>229705
umm ok


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:12:08 [Preview] No.229711 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.229712 del
>>229711
Damn, that showed him.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:16:40 [Preview] No.229713 del
so seriously did anyone watch the south park pandemic or the archer i linked to thismorn ???

watching the southpark now


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:17:36 [Preview] No.229714 del
nothing, actively not doing something useful


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:18:57 [Preview] No.229715 del
>>229713
I watched it last night, but from another source.

Fist time I've watched south park in years, was pretty funny.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.229716 del
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nothing.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:20:49 [Preview] No.229717 del
>>229713
South Park is not good any more. Has been bad for several years.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:21:41 [Preview] No.229718 del
>>229717
Based.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:23:02 [Preview] No.229719 del
>>229716
Hello german person


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.229720 del
>>229717
SBS isn't renewing their broadcast rights.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:27:07 [Preview] No.229721 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:32:14 [Preview] No.229722 del
>>229721
Wie geht's dir? Mein deutscher Freund.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:33:49 [Preview] No.229723 del
>>229574
I get it now.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:34:21 [Preview] No.229724 del
>>229610
If Trump’s diet hasn’t killed him by now, what chance does a mere virus have?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:34:47 [Preview] No.229725 del
Womblin'


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:35:11 [Preview] No.229726 del
>>229607
It loves you.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.229727 del
>>229614
It really isn't like that.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:36:12 [Preview] No.229728 del
Having a Scotch.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:36:15 [Preview] No.229729 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.229730 del
>>229635
I had a Chicago Whopper Hunger Tamer for lunch.
It has a very nice sauce, peppery mayo.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:37:24 [Preview] No.229731 del
>>229724
Wasn't he drinking bleach or something so he wouldn't get it


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.229732 del
>>229645
I can't at this point.
What is there?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:18 [Preview] No.229733 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:33 [Preview] No.229734 del
>>229730
That sounds nice. What else is on it to make it a Chicagoon burger?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:40:18 [Preview] No.229735 del
>>229734
Spent shell casings from a driveby.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:41:17 [Preview] No.229736 del
>>229672
I was going to try but I can't be fucked.
Living is hard enough. Not being depressive, it's just the only pleasure.
I can be this sober or not. Either way, I'm the same.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:41:41 [Preview] No.229737 del
>>229677
You're a kind, sharing NEET.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:42:00 [Preview] No.229738 del
>>229679
That's not how you share.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:43:18 [Preview] No.229739 del
>>229684
You also keep getting good jobs despite being a mong. Fucking patriarchy.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:44:13 [Preview] No.229740 del
>>229696
Did he drink the wine off his saber.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:45:15 [Preview] No.229741 del
>>229705
I have no pills left.
I am envious of your haul.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:45:37 [Preview] No.229742 del
>>229712
It showed him.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:02 [Preview] No.229743 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:03 [Preview] No.229744 del
>>229738
I'm sorry.
I can't do anything right.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:04 [Preview] No.229745 del
>>229716
>>229714
NoFun? I miss you.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.229746 del
>>229739
that wasn't mongk


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.229747 del
>>229721
You're from Adelaide, don't fucking lie.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:47:46 [Preview] No.229748 del
>>229728
We are all failures.
The more of you that fail, the better I feel.
Possum and that other feel-good NEET preaching their hippy shit are wrong.
We need the substance.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:48:09 [Preview] No.229749 del
>>229747
He's from the Barossa. I bet he's eating bung fritz and laughing in German at how clever he is.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:48:37 [Preview] No.229750 del
>>229734
Nothing, I don't think.
It was a whopper with cheese and bacon and that sauce.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.229751 del
>>229749
The bastard.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:38 [Preview] No.229752 del
>>229750
I just googled and you're correct. Weird. I might try one.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:43 [Preview] No.229753 del
>>229744
Give me your spare slices.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:50:07 [Preview] No.229754 del
>>229752
Not weird that you're correct, weird that that's the only ingredient they'd change.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:51:13 [Preview] No.229755 del
>>229753
You can have 6.5 slices of the prawn one. I took a bite out of one piece and didn't like it. It's also cold now.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:51:50 [Preview] No.229756 del
>>229746
What other mong chad is there? Shitey?
There must be something wrong with him to keep coming back here.
He seems switched on and with opportunities presenting himself.
Wonder what that boong's problem is.
Same as Sperg, he's an anti-social weirdo but doesn't seem that fucked.
Monaro's a fucking boong, there's no helping that.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:52:06 [Preview] No.229757 del
Got a jsp thingy coming soon, gonna try my hardest to not do anything. Hobo a rich meet now


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:52:44 [Preview] No.229758 del
>>229748
You're a bitter failure.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:01 [Preview] No.229759 del
>>229749
I want a new bottle of McLaren Vale Cab sav, I have a Limestone Coast one at the moment that tastes weak. The alcohol content is the same, but the flavour tastes watered down.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:34 [Preview] No.229760 del
>>229757
Great news m8


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:41 [Preview] No.229761 del
>>229759
You want a Coonawarra one.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:54 [Preview] No.229762 del
>>229754
>>229752
The sauce was very good.
it was pretty hot for pepper.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:54:22 [Preview] No.229763 del
>>229762
>it was pretty hot for pepper.
the best kind


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:54:30 [Preview] No.229764 del
>>229755
I will try two, and give the others to the hungry NEETs.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:57:33 [Preview] No.229765 del
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Been watching this on Netflix.
The food is pretty good. I dislike the meme episodes, like cooking native foods and time period bbq's but it has been good.
I'm near the end.
Mid season, they all started helping each other and giving each other tips.
They became really helpful towards each other.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:09 [Preview] No.229766 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.229767 del
>>229758
I just kept thinking about it, and not doing anything.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:59 [Preview] No.229768 del
>>229761
That was what I was going to pick.
That will be the next bottle I try.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:01:57 [Preview] No.229769 del
>>229767
Bucket of crabs in human form.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:10 [Preview] No.229770 del
I have caught up. Post more.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:15 [Preview] No.229771 del
>>229766
The Jehovah's Support People will help anyone.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:26 [Preview] No.229772 del
>>229769
I am not a NEET.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:37 [Preview] No.229773 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:00 [Preview] No.229774 del
>>229771
Have you got a house?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:18 [Preview] No.229775 del
>>229773
Good stuff.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:41 [Preview] No.229776 del
>>229772
>The more of you that fail, the better I feel.
Bucket of crabs in human form.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:06:18 [Preview] No.229778 del
A bbq is the least Jewish form of art.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:06:27 [Preview] No.229779 del
>>229765
Looks tasty


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:07 [Preview] No.229780 del
>>229776
I am not bringing them down, just watching them fail.
>>229777
I do what I want.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.229781 del
>>229770
no i am cooked


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:57 [Preview] No.229782 del
>>229779
I want you to cook my pork butt.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.229783 del
>>229781
It's good for you.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.229784 del
>>229780
You sound like a lovely person.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:40 [Preview] No.229785 del
One of my fillings is going to fall out.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.229786 del
>>229782
You don't want to end up with a pulled pork.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:13:15 [Preview] No.229787 del
>>229784
He is a lovely person. He doesn't mean what he says. Just like how he wouldn't harm Helen.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:16:33 [Preview] No.229788 del
>>229785
Put a cork in it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:17:10 [Preview] No.229789 del
>>229786
I want drippings saved and herbs soaked in.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:17:32 [Preview] No.229790 del
>>229787
It shouldn't exist as a solitary animal.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:18:40 [Preview] No.229791 del
>>229790
It has the dog to give it the affection it craves.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:21:16 [Preview] No.229792 del
https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-01/man-charged-over-vandalism-of-rundle-mall-pig-sculptures/12720926

Why does Addy have statues of pigs in its mall. Is its supposed to make shoppers want to buy more shit?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:23:44 [Preview] No.229793 del
>>229791
It does not crave that much love.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:24:29 [Preview] No.229794 del
>>229792
They're good pigs, you stop shit talking them.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:24:36 [Preview] No.229795 del
>>229793
I crave that much love.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.229796 del
>tfw no backwoods redneck to make you squeal like a pig


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:29:51 [Preview] No.229797 del
>>229794
I'm gonna come over there and kick those pigs in their bronze arse


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:31:42 [Preview] No.229798 del
>>229794
He's a Pig racist


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:33:21 [Preview] No.229799 del
>>229792
Interesting about seeing him in the mall again on CCTV yesterday. I wouldn't mind betting they're doing facial recognition. With the number of people in the mall at any one time, it's unlikely a camera operator would have picked him out.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:38:47 [Preview] No.229800 del
>>229799
Zog bots swooped like a fucking magpie and got a PR win for sure.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:42:11 [Preview] No.229801 del
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Sup groids
Back from seeing the ex. Pretty intense 3 hours.
We were at a very busy inner-city area of Melbourne. Walking down the street to where she said she is, outside priceline.
Spotted her from a mile away, heart rate increases dramatically. Wondering why I'm feeling social anxiety before speaking to someone I've spent so much time with.
Sat down next to her and it was pretty awkward. "Hey", "hey" back. Basic small talk about how shes liking the area, her housemates, all that shit. Even just sitting next to her I could feel the feels coming on hard. We got coffee and and went to a pretty busy park but found quite a private area. Sat together and after a little while she just asked me "so what do you want to talk about".

I very quickly just lost it, voice broke and got those tears flowing. I'm not 100% but I think that was the first time she's seen me cry before. It was pretty upsetting to her. I told her how I've been laying off the piss and exercising and eating healthy and stuff. Most of the conversation was me apologies for my behaviour and how I had treated her, how I'd fucked it before when she left me the last time and then I fucked it up again. How I thought leaving her would help me get my head straight and that it was infact me that, like usual, was sabotaging myself with my self-destructive tendencies and general mongery. Here we are sat in this park and I'm wiping my tears away with a fucking face mask every 5 minutes.
She mentioned how one of her housemates had taught her how to ride a bike, which is something she had asked me several times to do while I've known her. I just fucking lost it at that point thinking about how much of a neglectful fuckwit I had been. There was a lot more said but you get the idea.

After 2 hours I hinted at us going our seperate ways and she said if I wanted to keep talking I could go to her place. Queue a bulge with the gravity of 1000 suns. Said she wouldn't mind having a dart together in the back yard. Drove to her place. It was like we were together again, just cruising by the beach during the sunset the windows down. It was perfect. Got to her place, went inside, rolled a cigarrette and went to sit outside. One of her neighbours was there. Kind of awkward but we had a bit of a conversation after they left. Didn't bang her. Probably for the best. Said my dues and went home.

I feel good about it. I'm glad I could admit my sorrow and remorse. She said she forgave me, and that I should move forward, but I just couldn't keep it together as I asked her to please try to remember me for the good times and not the majority of times when I was just a cunt. I asked her if I'd ever see her again and she said we'll see. Not sure if I will.

Fuckin such a nice night out. Everybody buying tinnies, neighbour gave me a new houseplant. Some oaties would just fuckin polish this all off. I have not felt this calm and positive in a long time. Hopefully the possibility of seeing her again just as a friend will help me get over her as a Monaro as times goes on? I'm not sure.

FUCKIN HOW ARE YAS


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:45:58 [Preview] No.229802 del
>>229801
A good ending.

Doing pretty good.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:46:50 [Preview] No.229803 del
>>229801
>priceline
That place is so cringe. The ad at the moofies has some troon buying makeup.
horrible


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:50:34 [Preview] No.229804 del
>>229801
Well done Monk, it seems like you had a positive experience.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:51:20 [Preview] No.229805 del
>>229803
>cringe


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:52:53 [Preview] No.229806 del
>>229803
>moofie


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.229807 del
>>229803
>troon


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:53:57 [Preview] No.229808 del
>>229805
>>229806
>>229807
I am laffing at his post.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:54:45 [Preview] No.229809 del
>>229801
How long were you involved with this woman?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:55:43 [Preview] No.229810 del
night all
big day tomorrow


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:55:48 [Preview] No.229811 del
>>229809
On and off like 2 years


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:56:58 [Preview] No.229812 del
>>229810
Sweet dreams my love.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:05:12 [Preview] No.229813 del
>>229812
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:05:55 [Preview] No.229814 del
>>229801
>I very quickly just lost it
>general mongery.
>dart together in the back yard
You missed your shot.
>admit my sorrow and remorse
>general mongery.
>Some oaties
Boonga


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:06:29 [Preview] No.229815 del
>>229810
I'll be there soon.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:07:36 [Preview] No.229816 del
>>229814
>You missed your shot.
I was glad it didn't turn into an erotic story. That was not what Monk needed.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:09:00 [Preview] No.229817 del
so how does the colombian and the imported gook fit in


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:13:17 [Preview] No.229818 del
>>229817
import, pause, casual wh*te, pause, spic, pause, reimport, ???


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:16:29 [Preview] No.229819 del
>>229816
It was what I needed.
He needs to get with the shavedheadNEETgf and make porn for rent money.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:06 [Preview] No.229820 del
>>229817
I wish to know this too.
Maybe they were all one person.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:12 [Preview] No.229821 del
Do anime waifus poo?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:25 [Preview] No.229822 del
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Wondering where the best place in the world to import a female from would be. Generally the trashier the country, the more affordable they are, but the less you want them.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:36 [Preview] No.229823 del
>>229818
How have you been with her for years then?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:02 [Preview] No.229824 del
>>229821
In my bum. Come get it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:11 [Preview] No.229825 del
>>229823
Broke up once before


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:31 [Preview] No.229826 del
I should clarify, known her for 2 years.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:00 [Preview] No.229827 del
>>229822
Vietnam or somewhere around there.
Train her throat. Before you buy her, because you get her family too.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:04 [Preview] No.229828 del
>>229822
Boong communities.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.229829 del
>>229826
Did the colombian get the bum rash?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:44 [Preview] No.229830 del
>>229825
Then you only ruined the months you were with her.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:14 [Preview] No.229831 del
>>229829
Which one gave him the HPV?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:46 [Preview] No.229832 del
He loves the HPV.
People will talk about it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:53 [Preview] No.229833 del
>>229830
that bulge ruined other men for her
Left her with a fanny like a canoe


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:21:07 [Preview] No.229834 del
Service!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:23:40 [Preview] No.229835 del
Actually I think the HPV has made a return.
There's a few spots on my cock that I haven't mustered the courage to inspect properly.

>>229829
Probably


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:24:11 [Preview] No.229836 del
>>229831
An indonesian girl who stuck something up his bum.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:25:09 [Preview] No.229837 del
>>229835
>Actually I think the HPV has made a return.

Get it seen to as soon as possible.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:25:42 [Preview] No.229838 del
>>229836
There was more than one of those mate


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:27:03 [Preview] No.229839 del
Monk hooked up with some diseased tinder slut the moment he arrived in Indonesia.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:27:24 [Preview] No.229840 del
>>229838
Those weren’t actual females


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:00 [Preview] No.229841 del
Is the AFL grand final tomorrow?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:27 [Preview] No.229842 del
How do you guys remember so much shit about me
You probably know me better than myself


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:46 [Preview] No.229843 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:17 [Preview] No.229844 del
>>229841
Sure, why not.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:23 [Preview] No.229845 del
Did you have warts as a kid neets? Turns out they're caused by HPV.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:57 [Preview] No.229846 del
>>229842
We’re invested.
It’s also why we get shitty about your lack of answers or reciprocal interest


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:58 [Preview] No.229847 del
>>229842
The council knows all.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:31:14 [Preview] No.229848 del
>>229842
NEET Lore is a way of life.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.229849 del
>>229845
I had one on my finger. I bit it off.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:32:55 [Preview] No.229850 del
>>229845
I had one on my elbow for a few years, purchased some special wart removal bandaid thing, put it on for a week and the war just kind of peeled off.

It's not exactly the same as sexual HPV, but related to the same viral family.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:33:52 [Preview] No.229851 del
I shit warts out my dick.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:35:14 [Preview] No.229852 del
I had one on my forehead and the doctor frozed it and said it would drop off in a week. Dropped off in the middle of the night and I was woken by blood pouring down my face.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:35:41 [Preview] No.229853 del
>>229851
Low quality post.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:36:06 [Preview] No.229854 del
>>229852
Did it leave a scar?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:36:18 [Preview] No.229855 del
>>229845
Had one on my knuckle - I still have the scar, they burnt it off with liquid nitrogen. We neets appear to be a race of disgusting wart covered trolls.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:01 [Preview] No.229856 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:42 [Preview] No.229857 del
>>229855
Explains my love life


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:47 [Preview] No.229858 del
>>229853
Thought I'd try keeping you company.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:46:24 [Preview] No.229859 del
MY WART BROS I LOVE YOU ALL


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:50:41 [Preview] No.229860 del
>>229859
Don’t toy with my emotions


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:25 [Preview] No.229861 del
>>229858
That was a better one.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:54 [Preview] No.229862 del
>>229857
Your personality would be a factor too.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:59 [Preview] No.229863 del
>>229861
That was a worse one.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:55:45 [Preview] No.229864 del
brap


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:59:44 [Preview] No.229865 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_sites#Europe
A lot of them are in the UK, I find the kind of funny.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:00:23 [Preview] No.229866 del
>>229846
I understand your shittiness about the lack of answers. I don't like to be too much of an attention seeker and generally am a bit fearful of getting dox'd.

I am however quite interested in weber, he's somehow a bit of an inspiration


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:01:17 [Preview] No.229867 del
Gonna chuck 50mg of suzie q down the hatch and watch some netflix before bed
Early night for me, I'm wrecked.

Night pervs


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:03:22 [Preview] No.229868 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:04:29 [Preview] No.229869 del
>>229868
>>229867
Good night.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:06:24 [Preview] No.229870 del
>>229868
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:09:25 [Preview] No.229871 del
Didn't wank today


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:09:48 [Preview] No.229872 del
>>229871
Have a wank.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:12:17 [Preview] No.229873 del
That seems pretty intimidating. Family left the UK just for me to possibly travel there to jump off a cliff. If our ancestors are watching us then I'd be the biggest mong out of the batch for them and that's saying something.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:16:54 [Preview] No.229874 del
>>229873
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:18:17 [Preview] No.229875 del
>>229874
Don't worry. I want somewhere forested.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:20:35 [Preview] No.229876 del
>>229875
Don't off yourself.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:21:59 [Preview] No.229877 del
>>229876
I should cut this shit out. Sorry mate.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:29:35 [Preview] No.229879 del
>>229877
It's okay.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:35:42 [Preview] No.229880 del
>>229500
I can't imagine it will be good, his last few movies have terrible.
>>229509
That Bundaberg looks interesting.
>>229523
>Having a Bitburger Bier, alkoholfrei
Those are okay, at least for a "beer" without alcohol in it.
>>229620
I reckon he will, he's a filthy Chad.
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, was a really nice sunny day today, went for a walk towards the evening got to see the moon rise, it was very nice. Tried cooking some carbonara when I got home, it was a bit shit, but I ate it anyway.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:51:09 [Preview] No.229881 del
>>229880
You look interesting.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:05:39 [Preview] No.229882 del
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It is pissing down. Comfy.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:07:16 [Preview] No.229883 del
>>229882
Jealous. I wish it would rain in this shit hole of a town.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:09:18 [Preview] No.229884 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew [Embed]
Goodnight to the NEETs still here.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:16:04 [Preview] No.229886 del
Hey Cruisey and NK sorry that I forgot to come here on your birthday but I do wish you both a happy 30th


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:16:35 [Preview] No.229887 del
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>>229883
where ya from ya dog?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:18:19 [Preview] No.229888 del
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>>229873
doze cliffs remind me ov da time dat me mob tock them ova as aboriginal land unna


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:46:30 [Preview] No.229889 del
>>229610
Good news, I really hope Biden, Pence and Harris all have Corona and all die


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 15:00:19 [Preview] No.229890 del
>>229792
because Weber, Cruisey and NoFun are Adelaide Icons and rightfully those are their statues


Reminder NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:09:45 [Preview] No.229892 del
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Movie Corner today at 19:00 AEST!
Featuring: The Life Aquatic
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
(You guys really should bookmark it.)


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:18:36 [Preview] No.229893 del
>>229892
cool i reckon i'll come, i usually do
what are you having for tea?
does it involve nuttelex?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:27:59 [Preview] No.229894 del
>>229893
Great!
For tea, tea. For dinner, not sure yet. I've bunch of canned fish. But some bean pottage(?) not sure how to translate it to English, it's a thick soup and fasírt this would be pork patty in the fridge. Also might go with sunny-side-up eggs we call this "mirror eggs".
What's nuttelex?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:40:13 [Preview] No.229895 del
>>229894
Its like chocolate in a jar but its made from the goodness of hazelnuts so it doesnt give you diabetes or make you fat when you eat it with a spoon watching youtube.


NEET Global volunteer 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:42:52 [Preview] No.229896 del
>>229895
Huh I thought sending your nuts on telex.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:45:12 [Preview] No.229897 del
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>>229894
yeah I'm a level 36 vegan so I know what pottage is.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:56:47 [Preview] No.229898 del
>>229897
I'm just not sure if it's the right term for it.
This particular is done by cooking a bunch of beans in short water, with some onions, garlic, and bay leaf. Then fry little flour in little grease/oil golden, slowly add water mixing it. Then dump this into the beans, mix, boil it together. Add sour cream. Oh and salt ofc.
This can be done with several kinds of veggies and alike. Potato, kale, squash. Can be seasoned differently.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:07:58 [Preview] No.229899 del
>>229898
Do you have filthy gypsies there? do they shit up your board like the boongs do to this one?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:19:14 [Preview] No.229900 del
>>229899
There On /kc Bogdan is banned there. He could have had his own thread for his spluttering, but yes he did shit up the board.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:33:19 [Preview] No.229901 del
Gay moneymaker.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 18:36:01 [Preview] No.229902 del
>>229894
>>229896
Hey magyar bro
**Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát,
Együtt harcol s issza borát**
:)


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 18:42:08 [Preview] No.229903 del
>>229902
Vivat, Benyovszky!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 19:52:41 [Preview] No.229904 del
Absolute gayness corrupts.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 19:59:59 [Preview] No.229905 del
>>229904
You don't have an uncontaminated sample to confirm.
*no image available*


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:09:07 [Preview] No.229906 del
Good morning neeties! Welcome to another glorious day at the virtual neet compound. What do you have planned for today?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:20:00 [Preview] No.229907 del
>>229906
Good Morning Neeto's. Working today. Feel pretty good about it, got Sun and Monday off. Its not like i would be going far.

>>229904
thanks im going to use that phrase a lot now


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:24:07 [Preview] No.229908 del
Morning NEETs.
>>229906
Morning mate. Probably pick my nose then go back to sleep in an hour or two.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:27:58 [Preview] No.229909 del
Morning.
I missed him again. I will never find out about crumpets.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:41:30 [Preview] No.229910 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/hit-me-like-a-samboy-chip-wa-man-sacked-after-pooing-in-front-of-colleagues/news-story/68892b9cc8e0070bfeca5a31cd21e10f

‘Hit me like a Samboy chip’: WA man sacked after pooing in front of colleagues. Guessing NK will have time to post again.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:44:17 [Preview] No.229911 del
>>229906
>>229907
>>229908
>>229909
Morning bush rangers

Awake and sober at 6:30 on a Saturday, ain’t that some shit.
Going to my dads place to sort some of my old belongings. This includes keepsakes and some panties from the original poojeeta. Honestly I am keen for the drive, and I will probably get rid of that shit.
Otherwise I have a lot of little chores on the todo, which feels great because I have so much time.
Skipping breakfast because I didn’t manage to do groceries yesterday.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:48:22 [Preview] No.229912 del
>>229911
>Skipping breakfast

bad idea


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:57:45 [Preview] No.229913 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:08:29 [Preview] No.229915 del
>>229801
>Hopefully the possibility of seeing her again just as a friend will help me get over her as a Monaro as times goes on? I'm not sure.
i don't think having girls as friends is possible


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:10:14 [Preview] No.229916 del
>>229915
It's possible, but it's being dishonest to the both of you usually.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:16:07 [Preview] No.229917 del
>>229911
>panties from the original poojeeta
We better get pics of these.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:18:42 [Preview] No.229918 del
>>229917
only if they were washed
I don't want to see crusty stained girl cumdies


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:38:11 [Preview] No.229919 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-02/tasmanian-lawn-balls-bbq-fire-compensation-payout/12727746

Welp thats the end of that bowls club. Why does the Jewdiciary cock ride fucktards so much?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:44:21 [Preview] No.229920 del
>>229919
>Jewdiciary
>cock ride
>fucktards
These are not the sort of words we use on this board. We are not edgy teenagers here. This is a board for world-weary sophisticated adult NEETs.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:45:32 [Preview] No.229921 del
>>229917
We want bulge pics while he's wearing the panties.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:45:43 [Preview] No.229922 del
>>229919
>Another $15,346 was awarded in interest.
but he won't actually get 1 million dollars right?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.229923 del
>>229920
Low quality post.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:58:28 [Preview] No.229924 del
>>229911
>>229909
>>229908
>>229907
>>229906
Good morning. Let's be frens


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:02:03 [Preview] No.229925 del
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well breakfasted. ymmy


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:02:57 [Preview] No.229926 del
>>229920
Your arsehole is world weary


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.229927 del
>>229926
High quality post.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:07:53 [Preview] No.229928 del
>>229925
The food looks good Nuro. Isn't it a bit early for goon though?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:10:28 [Preview] No.229929 del
>>229928
thats just a can of V


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:11:44 [Preview] No.229930 del
>>229929
My apologies.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:12:10 [Preview] No.229931 del
>>229765
That show isn't too bad, I watch it peridocially and have been enjoying it.

>>229801
>Probably for the best. Said my dues and went home.
I knew you'd have that wank.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:12:24 [Preview] No.229932 del
>>229925
>no olives


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:15:18 [Preview] No.229934 del
>>229922
He will, less legal costs.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:15:53 [Preview] No.229935 del
>>229932
We don't like that TikTok girl.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:17:44 [Preview] No.229936 del


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:17:49 [Preview] No.229937 del
>>229932
>olives
i ate all of them with my peperoni pizza last night

my olive habbit is getting out of controll those deli ones are $3.50 a pop !


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:18:01 [Preview] No.229938 del
Did the supermarket shopping.
Purchased some Coopers alcohol-free beer and a small (50g) back of chips as a treat.
Even purchased the makings of a garden salad.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:18:42 [Preview] No.229939 del
>>229936
One of those TikTok thots that some other NEET posts is called Olive.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.229940 del
>>229939
Zoomers are fucking morons.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:21:15 [Preview] No.229941 del
>>229937
>olive habit
alway was one to break new ground with your substances nuro.

i dont wanna know where you pop em so lets leave that a secret


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:22:43 [Preview] No.229942 del
>>229938
Very good
Let us know how the coopers is
This German one I got is pretty shit


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:25:50 [Preview] No.229943 del
>>229705
>Indian tonic water
Would not imbibe

>>229801
CRINGE!


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:27:01 [Preview] No.229944 del
>>229943
>CRINGE!
cringe


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:37:46 [Preview] No.229945 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:38:16 [Preview] No.229946 del
>>229925
Where's the olives?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:41:54 [Preview] No.229947 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:42:46 [Preview] No.229948 del
>>229947
aussie olives are shit


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.229949 del
>>229938
Well done. Enjoy that salad. Plan on using a dressing?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:47:08 [Preview] No.229950 del
>>229841
Is it?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:48:16 [Preview] No.229951 del
>>229949
The only dressing I tend to like is French, but I think it has sugar in it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:48:51 [Preview] No.229952 del
>>229950
I don't know. Isn't there a football song called "one day in september" or something?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:49:20 [Preview] No.229953 del
>>229951
Have you tried Balsamic vinegar?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:50:51 [Preview] No.229954 del
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Another day on earth.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:53:31 [Preview] No.229955 del
>>229954
Glad to have you here with us.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:55:54 [Preview] No.229956 del
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>>229940
Correct


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:56:59 [Preview] No.229957 del
>>229953
I think so.
I'll do some research.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:57:12 [Preview] No.229958 del
Good morning friends.
Taxed, I bet certain NEETs are very disappointed in me.
I am boonglyf.
I woke up with blood near my ear.
I can't remember most of last night.
Rasheed didn't win the BBQ contest show, but should've.
After that it's a blur.
I cooked all the sausages and vomited most of them up this morning.
The slurry was like half phlegm and the rest, bright pink from wine and oil.
Then big chunks of snag floating in it.
On deeper inspection, with a stick, it looked like I must've been eating them in two or three bites.
They were very hard to cough up.
It was in the sink first, which clogged it.. or didn't go down because it was already clogged.
I've taken in apart now and cleaned the elbow but after putting it back together, it's still backing up.
The blockage is deeper.
So I went outside and vomited there after seeing that.
I didn't think it through and just came back inside so the dog and chicken got a big breakfast.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:57:56 [Preview] No.229959 del
>>229951
If it's store-bought it most definitely contains sugar


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:58:11 [Preview] No.229960 del
>>229843
I don't understand why there are so many Spongebob memes.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.229961 del
>>229957
That's my go-to dressing for salads now. The low-fat one tastes nice.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:06 [Preview] No.229962 del
>>229842
You should care about us like we care about you.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:32 [Preview] No.229963 del
>>229958
Damn. Take it easy today and drink lots of water. Try boiling-hot water to dislodge the blocked pipes.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:48 [Preview] No.229964 del
>>229956
that vroomer wants a job as a princess chauffeur


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:01:17 [Preview] No.229965 del
>>229867
>50mg of suzie q


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:02:17 [Preview] No.229966 del
>>229956
Real smart doing that sort of speed with a brick wall on either side of you.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:23 [Preview] No.229967 del
>>229958
I hope you learn something from this experience.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:31 [Preview] No.229968 del
>>229886
You're the only one that remembered NK, and I had to remind them about mine.
It's like they don't have a calendar or read back through their notes.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:40 [Preview] No.229969 del
>>229966
nah, brick walls dont hit back so its fine to hit em as hard as you like


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:04:49 [Preview] No.229970 del
>>229958
Good morning my friend.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:05:21 [Preview] No.229971 del
>>229960
>Spongebob
I never watched it. The Americans seem mad for it.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:05:29 [Preview] No.229972 del
>>229890
They call Weber 'Truffles'.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:06:10 [Preview] No.229973 del
>>229972
The guy that did that is a deadset cunt.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:06:46 [Preview] No.229974 del
>>229968
I remembered NK but since he hasn't been here in weeks there was no point mentioning him. He is a normie now.


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:07:49 [Preview] No.229976 del
>>229971
>Americans
*Seppos


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:08:20 [Preview] No.229977 del
>>229972
oh fuck they gaffer taped it, thats gonna be a nightmare to remove for the detailer.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:10:11 [Preview] No.229978 del
>>229977
I think you'll find they taped some kind of patina creating goop on there.
The vandal cunt used brass etchant to grafitti them


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:11:14 [Preview] No.229980 del
>>229978
I would sandblast and polish them


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:12:15 [Preview] No.229981 del
>>229980
Yeah, there probably is nothing udner that that, as the sign says "this morning".

They will basically have to strip them back and smooth them out and then try and put a patina back on.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:13:17 [Preview] No.229982 del
>>229981
no easy fix, the taper was a fucktard


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:13:49 [Preview] No.229983 del
>>229972
Also this particular pig is mock-sodomized dozens of times every Friday and Saturday night by drunk people walking betwixt Rundle and Hindley St.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:14:25 [Preview] No.229984 del
>>229982
oh the vandal fucked them way worse than anything the council did putting that tape on


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:15:26 [Preview] No.229985 del
>>229980
Go on.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:16:06 [Preview] No.229986 del
>>229983
Poor Wimbo


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:16:07 [Preview] No.229987 del
off to the shops again


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:19:08 [Preview] No.229988 del
>>229907
>Its not like i would be going far.
Why?


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:25:38 [Preview] No.229990 del
>>229979
Howdy?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:27:24 [Preview] No.229991 del
>>229985
dunno what the damage is but the acid or whatever would fuck up the metal below the surface i reckon.
mechanical surface preparation is the only way to go or it'll show up faintly.
anyway they caught the cunt so they can go to town with the repairs and send him the bill.

maybe the vandal will pass the hat around the leftys like the "no war" opera house painters


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:32:00 [Preview] No.229992 del
Brushed my teeth.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:38:36 [Preview] No.229993 del
>>229992
are you the vomiting neet?


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:42:27 [Preview] No.229996 del
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Any plans for the day, bros?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:42:54 [Preview] No.229997 del
off to my exercise area soon


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:43:15 [Preview] No.229998 del
check these quads bros


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:43:59 [Preview] No.229999 del
ch-check em


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:44:19 [Preview] No.230000 del
>>229996
Language practice, nothing after that. Yourself?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:44:42 [Preview] No.230001 del
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THATS TOO MANY NINES FOR AROUND HERE SONNY


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:47:16 [Preview] No.230002 del
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>>230000
Nice quads mate
Not a lot. Hopefully someone invites me around for a beer later. My Eagles are playing tonight too so I'll watch that. Might see if anyone wants to go for a coffee and cruise.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:47:44 [Preview] No.230003 del
>>230000
what language are you learning?


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:49:25 [Preview] No.230004 del
>>230003
German and Spanish.
>>230002
Hope you have a good day.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:49:52 [Preview] No.230005 del
>>229958
You boong
It's only the 3rd of the month, not too late to get on the train.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:50:28 [Preview] No.230006 del
>>230004
likewise. Hoping you have a fruitful study session.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:52:05 [Preview] No.230007 del
>>229996
see girl
apparently she's gonna take me to some swimming hole


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:54:37 [Preview] No.230008 del
>>229907
I am pleased that you use my shitty OC.
It will be our bathhouse and we will make all the money, fuck that other NEET.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:54:45 [Preview] No.230009 del
>>229996
nOctsober


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:56:02 [Preview] No.230010 del
>>229913
They are good looking crumpets.
I'll have two with butter and yegemite and two with butter and honey.
I want them glistening with oil.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:57:21 [Preview] No.230011 del
>>229929
It looks nice and cold.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:58:10 [Preview] No.230012 del
>tfw no toasted english muffin with butter and vegemite


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:58:16 [Preview] No.230013 del
Panties
Still got a slight vaginal scent to em after all these years.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:00:03 [Preview] No.230014 del
>>229931
> I watch it peridocially
I finished it last night.
Sorry, I should've spoilered.
Some of the episodes in the second half were a bit gimmicky the fat guy cried because he didn't know how to cook alligator and not just basic bbq with beef and pork.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:01:29 [Preview] No.230015 del
>>229948
Greek kalamata are best.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:01:47 [Preview] No.230016 del
>>229952
It's not September.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:02:14 [Preview] No.230017 del
>>229953
Aldi sell a nice balsamic vinegar and fig glaze.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:02:42 [Preview] No.230018 del
>>229963
>boiling-hot water
I will try this.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:05:46 [Preview] No.230019 del
>>229971
I've seen a fair bit of it, I don't really get the appeal.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:06:08 [Preview] No.230020 del
>>229974
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:07:04 [Preview] No.230021 del
>>229990
You damn right.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:08:22 [Preview] No.230022 del
>>229996
Fix this blockage, get some mints, probably go to Dan's, Monaro wants me to pick up some makeup table thing,


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:09:31 [Preview] No.230023 del
>>230022
any cones today cruisey?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:10:09 [Preview] No.230024 del
>>230005
I keep telling myself to cut back to 2-3 days a week but it's too hard.


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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:11:25 [Preview] No.230026 del
>>230023
Why ask questions that you don't want to hear the answer to?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:11:39 [Preview] No.230027 del
>>230010
half-price at Coles until Wednesday


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:14:17 [Preview] No.230028 del
>>230026
But I do want to hear the answer


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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:15:13 [Preview] No.230030 del
>>230020
It is what I pretend to want.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:13 [Preview] No.230031 del
I don't like it when cruisey acts like a boong. I wonder what his poor Monaro thinks about it.
He's meant to be our collective care co-ordinator. I'm starting to think he won't have much authority in the commune after all.
Didn't he get boonged last weekend as well? I just keep thinking about him gooned up and passed out naked with the board open on his computer.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:22 [Preview] No.230032 del
>>230028
Already had two. Hangover cure.
I'm a boong, stop fucking judging me.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:53 [Preview] No.230033 del
>>230030
You want me to leave too.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:20:33 [Preview] No.230034 del
>>230031
>passed out naked with the board open on his computer.
That hasn't happened for some time.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:21:39 [Preview] No.230035 del
>>230032
>judging me.
I hope you don't think it is me making the judgmental posts. You know I renounced that some time ago. I don't say a negative word, or even leave pregnant pauses.

>You want me to leave too.
Never.


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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:22:35 [Preview] No.230037 del
>>230022
>Fix this blockage
1. Run hot water down the drain
2. Add 1 cup of baking soda and allow it to sit for 10 mins
3. Add 1 cup of vinegar (this will cause a chemical reaction that will clear out the blockage)
4. Run hot water again and voila!


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:22:41 [Preview] No.230038 del
>>230032
nothing wrong with that


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:23:44 [Preview] No.230039 del
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In case you missed the news


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:23:58 [Preview] No.230040 del
>>230035
>pregnant pauses
Learnt a new term. Thank you NEET.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:24:07 [Preview] No.230041 del
I'm surprised those pigs haven't been considered a tripping hazard and moved or surrounded in yellow paint yet.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:24:33 [Preview] No.230042 del
>>230035
>I renounced that
I remember you saying it, I can feel your deep, concerning looks.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:07 [Preview] No.230043 del
Listening to Tool and making a grocery list.
Any suggestions? No carbs please.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:47 [Preview] No.230044 del
>>230042
You are imagining them. Your conscience is projecting itself onto me.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:55 [Preview] No.230045 del
>>230039
Which eye do I look at?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:26:37 [Preview] No.230046 del
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Really craving some KFC neets. Really really.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:27:42 [Preview] No.230047 del
>>230046
NO!

The cravings will fade. You are just addicted to the insulin rush. Give it time.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:27:48 [Preview] No.230048 del
>>230046
Go pick up a bucket. Treat yourself. You've earned it.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:28:49 [Preview] No.230049 del
>>230043
Buy some chevaps, some fresh soft white bread, some meadow lea margarine.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:34:44 [Preview] No.230050 del
>>230037
Thanks heaps, this worked.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:35:19 [Preview] No.230051 del
>>230040
Is the columbian with child?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:36:49 [Preview] No.230052 del
>>230050
I am always here for you.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:36:57 [Preview] No.230053 del
>>230043
Grab some pasta.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:37:31 [Preview] No.230054 del
>>230043
Chutney, english mustard, thick ham, cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion and two tiger buns.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:38:16 [Preview] No.230055 del
>>230044
All over you.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:39:19 [Preview] No.230056 del
>>230052
I used sugar soap and cleaning shit before and that did nothing.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:40:30 [Preview] No.230057 del
>>230056
They would have just increased the blockage's confidence and made it smug.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:41:06 [Preview] No.230058 del
How do you make netflix the american one?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:41:33 [Preview] No.230059 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:42:36 [Preview] No.230060 del
>>230057
I can tell you are a blockage dislodging expert, I do not have the experience.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:02 [Preview] No.230061 del
>>230036
Wha? its not the first time the pigs have been desecrated?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:08 [Preview] No.230062 del
>>230059
How do you do that on a tv?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:40 [Preview] No.230063 del
>>230061
That's a nice desecration.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:47 [Preview] No.230064 del
>>230046
How the fuck did the colonel start shilling this board? I mean, Really.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:44:19 [Preview] No.230065 del
Defenestration (from Old French fenestre, inherited from Latin fenestra) is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. The term was coined around the time of an incident in Prague Castle in the year 1618 which became the spark that started the Thirty Years' War.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:44:41 [Preview] No.230066 del
>>230064
Dan has been for years too.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:48:09 [Preview] No.230068 del
>>230064
This board is just a marketing creation. The original exile from /aus/ was because the BO there wanted to crack down on corporate shilling in the NEET General.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:58:33 [Preview] No.230069 del
Webby forced me to engage in auto-erotic-defenestration once.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:59:39 [Preview] No.230070 del
https://archive.fo/GyT3k

Any cunts here want become a sandgroper to wagecuck?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:02:30 [Preview] No.230072 del
>>230045
Look within

>>230046
>KFC neets
There's only one. Weber.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:02:55 [Preview] No.230073 del
Back from the shops.
I bought a George Foreman electric hotplate thing at Big W. It has more cooking real estate than my round skillet.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:03:11 [Preview] No.230074 del
>>230034
I still remember the Wild Turkey incident.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:03:26 [Preview] No.230075 del
>>230067
>>230071
Is this a bot?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:10 [Preview] No.230076 del
>>230075
I've reported him.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:16 [Preview] No.230077 del
>>230073
>George Foreman electric hotplate
Let us know how it works out. Pictures too.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:58 [Preview] No.230078 del
The landlord is painting the bathroom for some reason and I think I won't be able to have a shower for two days.
I will probably just have a strip wash with a bucket and a flannel.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:05:05 [Preview] No.230079 del
>>230074
>the Wild Turkey incident
Is that the one where his poor suffering Monaro filmed him naked and grunting?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:05:48 [Preview] No.230080 del
>>230076
me too. i nealy choked on my cornflakes. Disgusting porn.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:06:01 [Preview] No.230081 del
>>230078
Wait until they leave and have a hot shower without the fan on. Make them paint it again.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:06:26 [Preview] No.230082 del
>>230078
Two days without a shower is not significant by NEET standards.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:08:14 [Preview] No.230083 del
>>230078
At least your landlord does something, compared to the (((real estate agency))) I'm renting through.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:11:22 [Preview] No.230084 del
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How many pieces of chicken do you have to order to get it in bucket form? I've only received it in a rectangular box.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:12:35 [Preview] No.230085 del
Haul up, bitch nigga


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:12:51 [Preview] No.230086 del
Weber choked me by pouring cornflakes down my throat once.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:13:54 [Preview] No.230087 del
>>230084
It varies by store and server. They generally don't seem to like to use them. I have had the rectangular boxes stuffed to bursting before, rather than them put it in a bucket.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:14:35 [Preview] No.230088 del
>>230085
A fresh and healthy haul. Well done.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:15:45 [Preview] No.230089 del
>>230085
Well hauled.
>spinach
Good choice.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:18:21 [Preview] No.230090 del
>>230088
I might just try eating only meat, fruit, and veg for the month. See how that affects my energy levels.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:19:51 [Preview] No.230091 del
>>230090
Have you thought of making your own trail mix?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:22:01 [Preview] No.230092 del
>>230091
You just steal that from the neighbours bird feeders.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:23:11 [Preview] No.230093 del
>>230092
Kek. My neighbours are shitcunts that don't have bird feeders.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:24:12 [Preview] No.230094 del
Jimmy Buffett themed buffet.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:28:31 [Preview] No.230095 del
Watching 'Close enough'


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:33:29 [Preview] No.230096 del
I watched Enemy (2013) becuase it is by Denis Villeneuve.
I didn't like it.
I am thinking maybe I should try and get a gf so I can go see Dune in the cinemas.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:40:53 [Preview] No.230097 del
>>230096
im pretty sure they now allow single people in cinemas.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:41:24 [Preview] No.230098 del
>>230085
I have that exact bag of bacon
>Sizzle steak


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:43:17 [Preview] No.230099 del
>>230087
The boxes take up less storage I guess when flattened, saving on shipping costs perhaps.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:46:30 [Preview] No.230100 del
>>230097
Yeah, but I couldn't bring myself to do that.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:46:41 [Preview] No.230101 del
>>230097
KEK
They have to sit down the front though, not allowed up top with the cool kids giving each other hand jobs and making out.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:50:30 [Preview] No.230102 del
Cum stains under my desk.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:51:05 [Preview] No.230103 del
Finally ran an ethernet cable to the TV. Took literally 3 minutes and I've been procrastinating it for 3 weeks.

>>230098
I get the sizzle steak because I'm too much of a mong to slice normal beef to a good thinness.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:51:31 [Preview] No.230104 del
Fuck its hot


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:54:13 [Preview] No.230105 del
>>230101
I reckon they should make a singles only cinema


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:54:45 [Preview] No.230106 del
The Daily Feed

2 small BigMac meals for $8 using the MyMaccas app.

Red Rooster bringing back the parma roll this Wednesday.

Pizza Hut weekend special, 3 pizzas + 3 sides $35.95 delivered or pick-up.

Dominos MEGA Saturday Savings, 3 large pizzas + 2 garlic breads + 2 1.25L drinks $38.95 delivered or $32.95 pick-up.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:56:41 [Preview] No.230107 del
>>230105
One seat per screen? That's a good idea.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:57:27 [Preview] No.230108 del
>>230106
Those pizza deals are pretty decent value.
Thats like half a week of meals


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:58:58 [Preview] No.230109 del
Watching womens rugby league at the moment, its rather entertaining


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:00:33 [Preview] No.230110 del
>>230086
Weber made me inhale Milo from a spoon once.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:03:09 [Preview] No.230111 del
>>230108
>half a week
*half a day


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.230112 del
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Second cup of coffee.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:11:24 [Preview] No.230113 del
I really can't recommend coles brand toilet paper.

Blood everywhere.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:14:04 [Preview] No.230114 del
Having a study. Going well.
Thinking about wanking but I wanked half the day away yesterday so I might put it off.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:16:45 [Preview] No.230115 del
>>230114
Good work with studying mate. Is it for uni?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:17:56 [Preview] No.230116 del
Remind me of the pies in the microwave in 5 minutes.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:20:08 [Preview] No.230117 del
>>230116
3 minutes to go


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:21:24 [Preview] No.230118 del
>>230115
For himself


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:22:49 [Preview] No.230119 del
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>>230077
Two hundred (200) degrees Celsius and one thousand one hundred (1100) square centimeters of cooking area.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:23:05 [Preview] No.230120 del
NOW NIGGA NOW!!!


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:23:28 [Preview] No.230121 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:23:46 [Preview] No.230122 del
BEEP BEEP BEEP


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:14 [Preview] No.230123 del
>>230121
Are you a future IT NEET?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:21 [Preview] No.230124 del
>>230112
Mad lad.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:38 [Preview] No.230125 del
>>230113
You should have known better.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:04 [Preview] No.230126 del
I ended up finding those brake pads at Sprint Auto Parts, which is now my favourite car shop. They have an actual parts inventory, as well as tools and stuff, rather than five (5) aisles of car cleaning, flashing neon lights, and wanker stuff.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:23 [Preview] No.230127 del
>>230112
2nd can of beer


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:46 [Preview] No.230128 del
Not a fan of chickpeas or big beans, they ruin the texture of any dish that they're in. If they're going to be in a dish they need to be mashed or else they just break up the dish with their dry powdery texture


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:26:00 [Preview] No.230129 del
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>>230127
tremendous


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:26:52 [Preview] No.230130 del
>>230128
That is a reasonable opinion.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:27:36 [Preview] No.230131 del
>>230119
I wanna see you cook everything in that picture


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:27:36 [Preview] No.230132 del
>>230119
Looks like a good apparatus to cook some snags on.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:28:30 [Preview] No.230133 del
>>230131
Even the black guy?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:28:49 [Preview] No.230134 del
>>230129
Don't Octsober-shame me!


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:29:11 [Preview] No.230135 del
>>230117
This was too early.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:29:44 [Preview] No.230136 del
>>230134
I'm thinking about getting on the piss later tbh


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:30:14 [Preview] No.230137 del
>>230133
Don't even have to turn the grill on to brown them


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:30:55 [Preview] No.230138 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:31:25 [Preview] No.230139 del
>>230138
Hello Shitey old son.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:32:21 [Preview] No.230140 del
>>230139
Not him.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:32:35 [Preview] No.230141 del
Apparently Azerbaijan and Armenia are having a war. Completely missed that.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:34:30 [Preview] No.230142 del
I've got lots of money I don't need sitting in the bank. Thinking of putting it in term deposit. Any suggestions?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:37:13 [Preview] No.230143 del
>>230142
How much money are we talking about?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:38:15 [Preview] No.230144 del
>>230142
gib moni plox


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:40:07 [Preview] No.230145 del
>>230143
I've got 14 grand sitting. I am thinking of putting 10 grand away for a year. That will still leave me plenty of money for emergencies and everything.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:42:03 [Preview] No.230146 del
>>230140
well fuck you then


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:42:54 [Preview] No.230147 del
>>230145
A couple days of research and you could put it to better use with etf’s and stuff


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:43:47 [Preview] No.230148 del
>>230145
You could put it into one of those managed share portfolios like the super funds do. Might return a bit more over 12 months than a term deposit will.
Do not take this as financial advice however, I am not a qualified expert.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:44:05 [Preview] No.230149 del
>>230147
I'd rather play it very safe though.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:44:48 [Preview] No.230150 del
Lately all my wanks have resulted in multiple uncomfortable pisses.
Been sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes now waiting for the last of it to flow out
I think I’m drinking too much water


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:45:00 [Preview] No.230151 del
That Coopers alcohol free beer is actually pretty good.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:45:54 [Preview] No.230152 del
>>230145
fair enough term deposits are pretty bad at the moment but since it is 10k the only other thing of is shares.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:51:36 [Preview] No.230153 del
How about this weather Shitey?
Wanna head to Port Melbourne beach?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:52:24 [Preview] No.230154 del
>>230150
Might be prostate problems. See your GP.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:53:22 [Preview] No.230155 del
Is there a good site to compare banks and stuff?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:55:56 [Preview] No.230156 del
>>230153
Are you going to let him sniff your poojie panties?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:56:20 [Preview] No.230157 del
I am going to be disappointed in Shitey if he ignores Monk's invitations again.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:58:53 [Preview] No.230158 del
>>230155
>Is there a good site to compare banks and stuff?
canstar.com.au

You can not get a term deposit or savings account that is above the inflation rate any more. I would invest my money in an ETF.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:59:58 [Preview] No.230159 del
>>230158
>ETF
No idea what that is, but thanks. I'll do some research.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:00:25 [Preview] No.230160 del
>>230157
Actually I'd prefer we hang out after sober October.
I'm a bit of a sperg meeting new people sober.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:01:54 [Preview] No.230161 del
>>230160
DO it now, don't delay. Forget sober October if you have to, meeting new people and making friends is more important.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:03:23 [Preview] No.230162 del
I'd like to meet Sperg one day.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:03:54 [Preview] No.230163 del
>>230162
I'd like to meet CricketChad.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:04:19 [Preview] No.230164 del
>>230145
Put it all on the horses m8


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:06:55 [Preview] No.230165 del
>>230162
I'd like to tickle Weber's belly


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:08:53 [Preview] No.230166 del
i need a shit but there's a gigantic fucking terrorist huntsman spider somewhere in my toilet cubicle
scared the fuck out of me at 5am when i took a piss and scurried deeper inside


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:11:27 [Preview] No.230167 del
>>230166
You are soft and weak. An embarrassment even on this NEET board.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:12:39 [Preview] No.230168 del
>>230166
Do what the aborigines would and set the entire house on fire. That should flush it out.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:13:35 [Preview] No.230169 del
>>230166
Should go back in. Maybe it'll scare the shit out of you instead this time.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:13:59 [Preview] No.230170 del
If you see it again the fright should push the poo out quicker


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:14:31 [Preview] No.230171 del
>>230169
Beat me to it


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:14:45 [Preview] No.230172 del
>>230170
>t. SmartNEET


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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:15:16 [Preview] No.230174 del
I am doing said poo. The door was wide open so I have not disturbed it. Just sat down and started pooing.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:17:08 [Preview] No.230175 del
Vanguard


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:21:24 [Preview] No.230176 del
Chicken, carrot, capsicum, jalapenos + a banana for lunch.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:23:43 [Preview] No.230177 del
>>230176
Very healthy.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:29:23 [Preview] No.230178 del
>>230176
I had a ham and salad wrap for lunch. Hope you enjoyed your meal.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:32:21 [Preview] No.230179 del
>>230176
Cooked on the Foreman?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:33:55 [Preview] No.230180 del
>>230179
Wrong health kick neet, cooked on the new coles sauté pan
Got a lingering feeling the chicken might be a bit old


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:38:28 [Preview] No.230181 del
>>230180
>a bit old
You bought it only today, should be fine so long as you thoroughly cooked it. Did you de-seed the jalapeno?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:42:46 [Preview] No.230182 del
Do any of you programmerNEETs have a preference for whether or not there should be a space before a semi-colon?
eg.
drinkGoon();

or
drinkGoon() ;


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.230183 del
>>230182
why the fuck would you put a space before the semi-colon?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:46:22 [Preview] No.230184 del
>>230145
Go to your local branch and talk to the manager because you will always get a better rate than what they advertise online


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:46:40 [Preview] No.230185 del
>>230182
Drinking the goon is all that matters


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:47:34 [Preview] No.230186 del
>>230183
Idk, that is how code is written by the lecturers and tutors in my course.
I don't like the look of it.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.230187 del
>>230186
It looks bad because it is bad. Nobody does that.
The only time you'll see spaces before a semi-colon is in assembler where it's used as an inline comment delimeter.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:51:44 [Preview] No.230189 del
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>>230188
>only wanted to see one fucking movie this year


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:51:56 [Preview] No.230190 del
>>230181
This was from the last batch of chicken I got. She'll be right.

>Did you de-seed the jalapeno?
Do I look like a gay cunt?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:53:51 [Preview] No.230191 del
>>230182
I agree with >>230187 and I have never seen it done.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:54:08 [Preview] No.230192 del
>>230188
Prep the DeLorean


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.230193 del
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>>230191
>>230187
This is from a recent workshop for a CS1102 course.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:59:18 [Preview] No.230194 del
Buying bedsheets online.
Kind of confused by what thread count is considered good and stuff.

I've only ever bought the cheapest ones form kmart. Feel like splurging on some la-di-da shit


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:59:52 [Preview] No.230195 del
>>230190
Not sure, your picture didn't upload ;)


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:01:22 [Preview] No.230196 del
>>230194
Don't get anything with 230, this thread has been pure shite


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:01:50 [Preview] No.230197 del
>>230193
Yeah, I dunno.
It's not doing anything to improve readability. Just creating extra work for the tokenizer.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:02:44 [Preview] No.230198 del
>>230196
rudely bantered


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:03:36 [Preview] No.230199 del
>>230196
Exceptionally well bantered.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:06:35 [Preview] No.230200 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3eORqi-n2V0 [Embed]


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:07:34 [Preview] No.230201 del
>>230188
They even dropped the theme tune yesterday. Easier to watch on mute.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BboMpayJomw [Embed]


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:07:49 [Preview] No.230202 del
>Made from cotton percale and with a 40cm wall, these sheets are not only cool and crisp-feeling, but they also enjoy an invitingly awesome colour range

wtf is the "wall"? Is that the corner of the fitted sheet?
Fuck I just need another Monaro to do all this shit


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:09:53 [Preview] No.230203 del
>>230202
depth of coverage, or over-hang around the 3 sides of the bed


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:10:39 [Preview] No.230204 del
>>230201
she a stupid mumble rap bitch


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.230205 del
>>230203
You're the communal housewife now.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:12:27 [Preview] No.230206 del
>>230205
I taught Shitey how to dress, somebody else can do the cleaning.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:15:43 [Preview] No.230207 del
Nuro can be the communal prefect just like in his Catholic school.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:26:36 [Preview] No.230209 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:28:50 [Preview] No.230210 del
>>230201
that crap is autotuned to all get out.
What a smack harpie


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:30:51 [Preview] No.230211 del
>>230210
yeah, she can't sing listen to her other shit if you want to know what she sounds like
bond songs were always traditionally given to sheilas with big voices, like shirely bassey etc. even Adele suited the more recent one


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:31:07 [Preview] No.230212 del
>>230208
Drop ship furniture shop. on gumtree. why dont you buy a new dresser chair?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:35:06 [Preview] No.230213 del
>>230211
fukn moovies gona blame covid for tanking at the box office, but its the no talent nog actors and fags in production that are fucking the industry


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:49:43 [Preview] No.230215 del
Might play through GTA Vice City again. It's been a good 10 years since first playing it on a desktop that had multi-coloured LED fans. Those were the days. Someone made a mod that puts you in 1st-person view.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.230216 del
might have a wank shortly


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:57:21 [Preview] No.230217 del
>>230209
The way the guy is selling it.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:03:16 [Preview] No.230218 del
Meeting a mate soon

Wish I could have a poo so my beer belly is less obvious


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:04:46 [Preview] No.230219 del
>>230218
Just stand up tall and suck it in. Firm handshake.
Then sit down somewhere and let it all out under the table.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:06:51 [Preview] No.230220 del
>>230216
you do you


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:08:54 [Preview] No.230221 del
>>230220
that's the general gist of a wank, yes


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:14:35 [Preview] No.230222 del
'You do you' is the subtle way of telling someone to go fuck themselves


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:15:29 [Preview] No.230223 del
It's 2.44pm on a Saturday and I am sober as a judge. First time in a very, very long while.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:15:52 [Preview] No.230224 del
>>230221
Well bantered.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:12 [Preview] No.230225 del
>>230223
Well done. Keep it up.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:21 [Preview] No.230226 del
>>230222
Is it? I had better cut back on using that then. Especially at work.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:50 [Preview] No.230227 del
>>230218
Worrying so much about your appearance is effeminate.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:18:14 [Preview] No.230228 del
>>230226
You should cut back on it anyway. Are you the NEET who calls movies moofies?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:19:37 [Preview] No.230229 del
>>230228
>Are you the NEET who calls movies moofies?
I feel like that seems to be catching on here.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:30:21 [Preview] No.230230 del
>>230228
speaking of moofies
That one on cytube is on at seven


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.230231 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:41:56 [Preview] No.230232 del
What are you blokes up to?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:42:39 [Preview] No.230233 del
>>230232
just had a wank


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.230234 del
>>230233
good wank?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:43:45 [Preview] No.230235 del
>>230232
Beer #7


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:20 [Preview] No.230236 del
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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:30 [Preview] No.230237 del
>>230232
Having an extended wank.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:30 [Preview] No.230238 del
>>230235
nice wish I was on the piss


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:45:26 [Preview] No.230239 del
>>230232
looking at interest rates


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.230240 del
>>230238
Pop into Dans for a slab.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:46:10 [Preview] No.230241 del
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>>230239
sounds interesting


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:46:23 [Preview] No.230242 del
>>230239
they won't change today


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:47:00 [Preview] No.230243 del
>>230240
Holding off for the moment. Off chance I might get an invite to go out.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:47:25 [Preview] No.230244 del
damn fava beans are hard to cook. im worried that they will be hard and floury in the lentil and white bean mush.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:52:24 [Preview] No.230245 del
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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:52:53 [Preview] No.230246 del
>>230244
are you going to have them with a nice cianti?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:57:28 [Preview] No.230247 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:58:10 [Preview] No.230248 del
>>230232
Just had a wank.
I've felt half cut all day.
Might go to Dan's.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:11 [Preview] No.230249 del
>>230245
Least it's normal people porn.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.230250 del
>>230245
kek what a monger


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.230251 del
>>230244
>fava beans
We call them broad beans here.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:34 [Preview] No.230252 del
Beans are no longer the staple they once were.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:44 [Preview] No.230253 del
>>230249
he just really likes cops


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:54 [Preview] No.230254 del
>>230245
classic 'i was hacked' excuse


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:01:17 [Preview] No.230255 del
>>230162
You might be disappointed, maybe when all the silly rules get lifted.
>>230245
Fat fingers.
28 degrees today in Shitbourne, it;s the first warmer day after the winter, I always get really tired out on these kinds of days.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:02:05 [Preview] No.230256 del
>>230251
Oh, I made a mistake, They're tic beans. So sorry.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:02:30 [Preview] No.230257 del
>>230254
Does '2d' mean he posted it 2 days ago and hasn't taken it down, or pornhub posted it 2 days ago and he just did.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:04:50 [Preview] No.230258 del
>>230257
that's the original post date, not the retweet time


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:08:47 [Preview] No.230259 del
Came out well actually.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:12:56 [Preview] No.230260 del
>>230259
Looks nice m8. Very healthful.

I was going to banter that it looks like Cruisey's sink this morning but I wasn't sure how sensitive you are


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:20:39 [Preview] No.230261 del
>>230259
A saucepan full of future farts


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:20:54 [Preview] No.230262 del
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Stream starts in less than three hours.
I think.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:21:51 [Preview] No.230263 del
>>230260
Cruisey won't be adding sausages to his full English breakfasts anytime soon


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:22:33 [Preview] No.230264 del
>>230262
Hey bud. Would you recommend Hungary for a holiday once la rona clears up?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:25:12 [Preview] No.230265 del
>>230264
Yeah. Why not.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:17 [Preview] No.230266 del
>>230265
Do you have crumpets there?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:34 [Preview] No.230267 del
To BigUNNA: you didn't miss it.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:50 [Preview] No.230268 del
>>230266
for reference >>229913


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:27:14 [Preview] No.230269 del
>>230265
All the neets are coming over, and we're going to be staying at your place.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:27:24 [Preview] No.230270 del
>>230266
Yeah. I think we talked about this the last time. Or maybe I wrote it on kc, not sure.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:28:15 [Preview] No.230271 del
>>230270
No we didn't. You probably just read about it afterwards.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.230272 del
>>230269
please leave a wire coat hanger in the toilet for Weber


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:29:36 [Preview] No.230273 del
>>230265
I'll see you soon then. Have Barbara Palvin ready for me, please.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:32:11 [Preview] No.230274 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-03/what-it-was-like-waking-up-to-the-news-about-trump/12729150

The seethe and gloat is top of the pile of lies tonight.

Am i the only one who couldnt care less?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:33:09 [Preview] No.230276 del
>>230271
We didn't, but I wrote about it here >>>/kc/39145

>>230273
Just asked she says she's busy. Sorry.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.230277 del
>>230274
>Am i the only one who couldnt care less?
Nope.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:35:10 [Preview] No.230278 del
>>230276
Thank you.

This made me laugh >>>/kc/39415


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:36:37 [Preview] No.230279 del
>>230277
yeah, it's a load of crap
isn't that precisely what the vice p is for?
and Biden won't mind a couple of weeks off... he probably needs to hide out anyway so whatever stimulants they pumped him full of for the debate can wear off


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.230280 del
>>230276
That's alright. How good/bad would you consider the tourist spots in Hungary? If I were to visit a country I'd want to try actually experiencing the country in the purest way possible, not watered down tourist trap sort of things. This is assuming you would know, I know if someone were to ask me this stuff about Australia I couldn't give them a proper answer. I feel I'm also comfortable in assuming the majority of Hungarians don't know English on the same level as yourself, so that'll be something for me to consider with all this stuff.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.230281 del
>>230280
That's a long topic. I've some irl stuff to do now, but will return about one hour before the stream. I'm gonna drop in some music, then reply to your question in earnest. The hypothetical intrigues me, gonna think about it.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:50:51 [Preview] No.230282 del
>>230281
That's alright, didn't really take that into account. Thanks mate.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.230283 del
Going to make some hot chicken rolls for dindins using some left over red rooter I think. Have some of those tip top damper buns.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:16:53 [Preview] No.230284 del
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The butthole between Victoria and SA is really well defined.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.230285 del
The landlord is done with the painting for today but I still can't have a shower until Monday. I am going to fill up a bucket and have a strip wash with a flannel in the laundry. I might also wash my hair in the laundry trough.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:21:10 [Preview] No.230286 del
butthole


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:21:23 [Preview] No.230287 del
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Which NEET was this? Spoilered just in case


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:22:08 [Preview] No.230288 del
>>230285
Wash outside in the nude with the hose.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:23:09 [Preview] No.230289 del
>>230287
Too small to be Weber's.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:28:26 [Preview] No.230290 del
>>230288
karcher


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:29:08 [Preview] No.230291 del
>>230245
fucking lol


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:29:41 [Preview] No.230292 del


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:30:51 [Preview] No.230293 del
>>230245
Holy shit neet, how many people are you following?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:31:10 [Preview] No.230294 del
>>230263
I'll at least cut it up.
I felt like one of those efukt girls.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.230295 del
>>230267
Thank you.
I'm a mong and didn't understand what AEST meant.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:33:10 [Preview] No.230296 del
>>230269
Big bunga bunga parties


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:34:15 [Preview] No.230297 del
>>230276
My Monaro makes a thing called mindazi, it's like an unshaped doughnut.
The closest we have would be damper.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:36:23 [Preview] No.230298 del
>>230283
Licking my lips.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:01 [Preview] No.230299 del
>>230284
We're still boongs n this side.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:16 [Preview] No.230300 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/buttholeline_personality_disorder
buttholeline personality disorder (BPD), also known as emotionally unstable personality disorder (EUPD),[9] is a mental illness characterized by a long-term pattern of unstable relationships, distorted sense of self, and strong emotional reactions.[4][5][10]


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:49 [Preview] No.230301 del
>>230287
Only one?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:38:29 [Preview] No.230302 del
>>230300
I know a few of them.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:39:08 [Preview] No.230303 del
>>230301
Don't underestimate a diet of methamucil, KFC and goon.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:39:37 [Preview] No.230304 del
Feeling the shame, went and got a slab, some mints and a bottle.
This one is from Coonawarra.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:41:13 [Preview] No.230305 del
>>230299
The green side is actually SA pastoral land. The Vic side is all national park. And COVID-19.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:42:57 [Preview] No.230306 del
>>230301
Just a big one.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:46:10 [Preview] No.230307 del
Might have two more ham and salad wraps for dinner.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:46:52 [Preview] No.230308 del
>>230306
You've got a big one.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.230309 del
the least they could have done was put some harry potter on the tele tonight but noooooooo


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.230310 del
>>230307
Please post a photo.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:42 [Preview] No.230311 del
>>230308
I wish.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.230312 del
We should do a harry potter stream just for the board.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:25 [Preview] No.230313 del
>>230311
4 inch NEET?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:26 [Preview] No.230314 del
>>230309
I think Harry Potter XIV is getting played tonight in the secret channel.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:46 [Preview] No.230315 del
What are we watching on the stream?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.230316 del
>>230304
You boong.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:49:51 [Preview] No.230317 del
>>230315
The Life Aquatic.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:50:51 [Preview] No.230318 del
>>230305
There you go, I would've thought it was the other way around.
Is that is the south of the state?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.230319 del
>>230317
is it about fish?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:43 [Preview] No.230320 del
>>230316
And Monaro is at work til 9.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.230321 del
>>230312
Get 4k Neet to download them for you, then you can watch them anytime.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:52:20 [Preview] No.230322 del
I am now the board mong.
I don't think there are any other serious contenders.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:52:40 [Preview] No.230323 del
>>230319
It's a trippy movie.
I saw it years ago.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:53:25 [Preview] No.230324 del
>>230321
He was trying to organise a play date and you shut him down.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:54:05 [Preview] No.230325 del
>>230324
Most neets from bad homes are autistic.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:54:28 [Preview] No.230326 del
Bad homes make bad gnomes.
That is why Webby's are so bad.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:19 [Preview] No.230327 del
Monaro, Shitey and Sperg should have a play date.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:30 [Preview] No.230328 del
>>230326
I think you're in love with him.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:45 [Preview] No.230329 del
>>230326
Motherbat made a good home.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:56:15 [Preview] No.230330 del
>>230328
Weber told me he loved me once but he also called me a cunt another time.


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:57:01 [Preview] No.230331 del
>tfw only enough ham for one wrap


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.230332 del
>>230330
isn't that a term of endearment?


NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:57:11 [Previe