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NEET General #230 - Number One NEET Edition NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:27 [Preview] No. 229427
What special achievements have (You) earned in life?

OLD: >>228407

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:46 [Preview] No.229428 del

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:51 [Preview] No.229429 del
It was meant to be a Sober october thread

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:53:53 [Preview] No.229430 del
How does he do it?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:56:41 [Preview] No.229431 del
Perhaps that is your life achievement you will achieve by November.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:58:21 [Preview] No.229433 del
I also feel that having a thread mid-October would be more useful when the temptation for NEETs to hit the goon increases.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 22:59:20 [Preview] No.229434 del
Had a wank, about to have a shit. Might go to the gym.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:01:53 [Preview] No.229435 del
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I've achieved nothing.

Been at uni on and off for 7 years.
Shit cubicle wage that pays me 50k.
No mates, no more gf. Alcoholism and associated health problems.
Bitter, angry, jealous, insecure person.
Getting older but no more wiser.

The only way is forward from here.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:09:34 [Preview] No.229436 del
>Been at uni on and off for 7 years.
What was the title of the degree?

Good keep at it.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:11:05 [Preview] No.229437 del
My brains floating in cortisol

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:13:39 [Preview] No.229438 del
>tfw gave up on a boilermaker apprenticeship in my early 20's
Could've been pulling in 2grand a week by now, driving a dual-cab ute with a jet-ski on the back, a couple of Stacies on the side etc etc.

You helped people. That's an achievement. Quit being so selfish.

Meat looks juicy

I prefer Metric Leather

Don't worry I've got everyone covered


I think you overdid it with the corn but the chicken looks nicely cooked.

Time to get out of bed and do something with your life!

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:15:28 [Preview] No.229439 del
>I prefer Metric Leather

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:16:28 [Preview] No.229440 del
So you are pain free?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:16:45 [Preview] No.229441 del
I had a wank once. Don't tell me I'm not special.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:18:41 [Preview] No.229442 del
the ratio of corn kernel to cob is ridiculous

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:21:35 [Preview] No.229443 del
>Could've been pulling in 2grand a week by now, driving a dual-cab ute with a jet-ski on the back, a couple of Stacies on the side etc etc.
Most constructors and fabrication sectors there is a downturn at the moment. It is funny to see the houses in my area with building companies untouched for a month, two or more are suddenly completed recently. "Oh shit we need to complete these jobs or we won't have jobs" compared to "fuck it we'll do it later."

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:22:38 [Preview] No.229444 del

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:22:55 [Preview] No.229445 del
>two or more are suddenly completed recently. "Oh shit we need to complete these jobs or we won't have jobs" compared to "fuck it we'll do it later."
might also be somebody acquiring projects that the original owners defaulted on?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:23:15 [Preview] No.229446 del
You're a little too old for cartoons aren't you

Corn looks in dire need of butter and salt. Avocado still in its skin. Using egg rings.

I hope it won't be a complete disaster

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:24:35 [Preview] No.229447 del

Subway sandwiches contain 'too much sugar' to legally be considered bread, Supreme Court rules

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:25:41 [Preview] No.229448 del
50k with a uni education. Damn.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:26:07 [Preview] No.229449 del
I think you misread what he has written.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:26:25 [Preview] No.229450 del
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Nothing special. I got a degree, a gf, a stable job that pays quite well. By all measures I should be happy. But I see what's happening in Australia and the world and I know all my efforts go towards supporting a fundamentally broken and corrupt system. I admire the real NEETs on this board for shunning the system at great personal risk to themselves. Hopefully it will eventually break down, allowing a better and more fair one to take its place.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:27:26 [Preview] No.229451 del
I haven't graduated yet because I'm a mong.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:32:41 [Preview] No.229452 del
>might also be somebody acquiring projects that the original owners defaulted on?
Could be. Construction projects normally take a long time around here and that is after gaining approval that in itself can take a year.

I stopped going to my local subway after they didn't have any white bread and other issues with the food that pissed me off. Eventually the the store just closed down as their traffic kept dwindling.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:34:11 [Preview] No.229453 del
What degree was it?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:37:31 [Preview] No.229454 del
About two thirds of the Subways in SA BEST A are owned by the muslim scum that own the On The Run petrol stations. These stores are usually terrible compared to the Subways owned by individuals.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:19 [Preview] No.229455 del
29 degrees today in QLD. A literal sauna.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:23 [Preview] No.229456 del
There have also been heaps of house building companies going broke and not paying sub-contractors, which causes work to stop until some other building company buys up the debt/projects.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:39:36 [Preview] No.229457 del

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:40:05 [Preview] No.229458 del

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:40:49 [Preview] No.229459 del
In all of Queensland?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:43:20 [Preview] No.229460 del

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:45:04 [Preview] No.229461 del
I think I'm too retarded for IT. It doesn't help that I have a serious problem with psyching myself out.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:45:29 [Preview] No.229462 del
You blokes got much planned for the rest of the day?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:46:42 [Preview] No.229463 del
Nope, you?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:47:54 [Preview] No.229464 del
If you are able to think out a problem on how to solve it and explain your reasoning to justify your decisions you are smarter than 3/4 of the students.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:48:47 [Preview] No.229465 del
Fugg all really. Day off work. Going to have to force myself to do some exercise, maybe a walk when it stops raining. Should help my folks clean out their airbnb unit.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:50:29 [Preview] No.229466 del
Nothing wrong with my reading comprehension m8

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:51:18 [Preview] No.229467 del
Just got a text from the ex.

She's down for coffee this arvo. I'm nervous as fuck I reckon I'll breakdown in public as I tell her about how sorry and ashamed I am for how I treated her.
It has to be done, I can't be a coward any longer and hide my feelings about it from her.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.229468 del
You seemed to think he had graduated.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:52:07 [Preview] No.229469 del
Just compliment her juicy snatch and take a slurp of your coffee.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:53:54 [Preview] No.229470 del
Have a wank instead.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:01 [Preview] No.229471 del
Do you want to get back together?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:10 [Preview] No.229472 del
Very good advice tbqh

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:54:58 [Preview] No.229473 del
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Everyday. Chillin.

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:56:26 [Preview] No.229474 del
Did that spicy chocolate upset his stomach any more than usual?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:57:21 [Preview] No.229475 del
Is he on the American DSP?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:57:59 [Preview] No.229476 del
Not really no
I don't think its meant to be nor will it work out in the long run which is why I left her.
Now I'm just so embarrassed about neglecting her and being a dero pisshead all the time and wasting years of her life

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:58:26 [Preview] No.229477 del
Does he stream from a shed or something, or is that literally his house?

NEET 10/01/2020 (Thu) 23:59:33 [Preview] No.229478 del
>wasting years of her life
just last year you were with a colombian girl, and a flip you brought into the country before that

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:02:49 [Preview] No.229479 del
Going to have roast potatoes for dinner.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:03:25 [Preview] No.229480 del
For the past two days I have had subway for breakfast

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:14 [Preview] No.229481 del
Wonder if they named the petrol station after the people that drive off without paying (ie 'on the run' from police)?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:19 [Preview] No.229482 del
What do you get for breakfast? I use to like their breakfast before it became eggs in a packet.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:04:57 [Preview] No.229483 del
the toasted egg, bacon and cheese is pretty good

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:05:17 [Preview] No.229484 del
sa one uses egg ring eggs cut in half

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:05:55 [Preview] No.229485 del
Day 1 I got the Meatball Melt Subway Footlong and day 2 I got the Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt Panini

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:06:51 [Preview] No.229486 del
That's right

Thinking of IGA roast chook for lunch

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:07:48 [Preview] No.229487 del
>IGA roast chook

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:08:10 [Preview] No.229488 del
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in some fresh rolls with butter and mayo?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:09:19 [Preview] No.229489 del
My iga has hot chooks for 4.95. Cheaper than the big chains but substantially smaller birds.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:09:57 [Preview] No.229490 del
I use to love them and they slowly killed the local one with this consistent cost cutting.

Reasonable breakfast feed.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:13 [Preview] No.229491 del
So a tight fit then?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:28 [Preview] No.229492 del
Are they as flavoursome?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:10:58 [Preview] No.229493 del
I 'seemed to think' 7 years worth of uni-level education would've led him to a higher-paying job regardless of having graduated or not.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:11:29 [Preview] No.229494 del
tight fit in what?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:11:45 [Preview] No.229495 del
hit and miss

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:12:34 [Preview] No.229496 del
>he doesn't fuck the roast chooks

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:14:12 [Preview] No.229497 del
yeah just wanna slip the neet stick into some hot stuffing

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:00 [Preview] No.229498 del
Nah, he was eating a bucket of KFC last night while drinking beer after beer. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Most likely

He lives on the ground level of an apartment block that's something like Gov-funded housing.

I've got some 'Vietnamese' rolls in the freezer.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:26 [Preview] No.229499 del
Probably why they "caution: hot!" labels of them.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:16:49 [Preview] No.229500 del
Borat 2 trailer is out. Still remember at school when the first one came out. All the borat impressions.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MpuwUHeNFc [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:17:05 [Preview] No.229501 del
They're $13 at mine

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:18:57 [Preview] No.229502 del
A 2-second trailer. The Jews have finally given up.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:19:22 [Preview] No.229503 del
When you are horny enough to fuck a chook you just push through the pain. Deal with the burnt red and greasy neetstick post nut.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.229504 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=fzFHMhsTdf0 [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:22:02 [Preview] No.229505 del
I liked the "Michael Penis" part.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:23:24 [Preview] No.229506 del
Borat should have remained a three minute segment on the Ali G show, which similarly should never have become a movie.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:32:10 [Preview] No.229507 del
A cuddle is committed in India every 15 minutes

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:39:31 [Preview] No.229508 del
I would have expected it to be more frequent tbh

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:40:35 [Preview] No.229509 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:52:59 [Preview] No.229511 del
This might make the feminists furious that they are excluded.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:53:04 [Preview] No.229512 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:53:51 [Preview] No.229513 del
I'm sure they could create a sister company called 'Slag'.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 00:58:19 [Preview] No.229514 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:01:59 [Preview] No.229515 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:08:40 [Preview] No.229516 del
Might buy a larger electric skillet on the weekend. The two chicken patties I have in there at the moment are taking up most of the available space.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:18:03 [Preview] No.229517 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:18:44 [Preview] No.229518 del
I was in the special ed group in primary school during a programme where they were trying to put the mongs in with the normal children.
I was also in a gifted programme in high school.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:23:06 [Preview] No.229519 del
There's too many incel virgin /pol/ types on this board.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:23:10 [Preview] No.229520 del
>watching Caleb Curry videos
>isn't a curry

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:26:03 [Preview] No.229521 del
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Ordering some stuff from a computer store. You neets need anything?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:28:15 [Preview] No.229522 del
Six 5tb hdds please, all these 8k erotic bulge videos are taking up lots of space.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:29:43 [Preview] No.229523 del
Having a Bitburger Bier, alkoholfrei

8Gb of RAM, a decent SSD.
I thought I'd have a lot more I wanted but apparently not.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:29:51 [Preview] No.229524 del
30kg of thermal paste please

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.229525 del
...I trust that's for personal use neet, and you're not dealing it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:37:49 [Preview] No.229526 del
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You know it!

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:39:51 [Preview] No.229527 del
good lookin' chook

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:40:18 [Preview] No.229528 del
chicken patties have been consumed

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:41:48 [Preview] No.229529 del
Scrotal reconstructive surgery.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:45:14 [Preview] No.229530 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:48:24 [Preview] No.229531 del
I use it as lube to dissipate the heat caused by my furious wanking.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:55:28 [Preview] No.229532 del
I need high temperature motor oil for my therapy sessions to stop the neet's arse overheating.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:55:45 [Preview] No.229533 del
How do you know which brake pads your car needs?
There doesn't seem to be a common code, all of the manufacturers use their own product numbers.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 01:56:26 [Preview] No.229534 del
You need a high quality synthetic with good cold start properties.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:09:25 [Preview] No.229535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcDFQYkoTnQ [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:16:00 [Preview] No.229536 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3-isjGJTiNs [Embed]

This song makes me wanna hit the cones all day and night

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:22:02 [Preview] No.229537 del
don't listen to it if it is triggering

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:22:29 [Preview] No.229538 del
weed is bad

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:41:16 [Preview] No.229539 del
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That professor? Nuro.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:43:29 [Preview] No.229540 del
You can input your car details on both SCA and Autobarn (used to be you had to enter make&model but now you only have to enter your rego number) and you'll get a list of all available parts. Most car-part manufacturers have similar.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:07 [Preview] No.229541 del
They look like the sort of women you'd want to have kids with.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:36 [Preview] No.229542 del
Professor Based

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:47:42 [Preview] No.229543 del
Dead thread

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:48:08 [Preview] No.229544 del
Certainly seem like a wholesome family.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:54:03 [Preview] No.229545 del
CRINGE! I would love to have a wood cabin though, secluded deep in the American woodlands. Guns hanging from every wall next to the animal heads.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 02:57:45 [Preview] No.229546 del
That actually worked for an 88 Corvette.
Rego lookup fails for some reason.
Every pad returned is "special order", even though I'm sure that backing plate pattern would be used in a heap of GM/Holden/Ford cars.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:11:05 [Preview] No.229547 del
You best try the major brake-pad manufacturer sites and check their catalogues. Then if you find the part you're after check ebay or amazon.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:12:41 [Preview] No.229548 del
If you can find a cross reference number for the part you may be able to use something Holden related.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:20:02 [Preview] No.229549 del
I bought some lamb necks for a stew.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:26:18 [Preview] No.229550 del
Having a look at part numbers, brake pads from the VR to VS Commodore SS, Statesman and Caprice are the same for a C4 Corvette, part number DB1353.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:31:13 [Preview] No.229551 del
Yeah, that's the Bendix code for front pads, 1354 for rear. Then just -GCT or -ULT for general or ultimate.

Probably just grab the GCTs based on online reviews about the amount of dust and rotor wear associated with the ultimate ones.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:31:37 [Preview] No.229552 del
Thank you, btw.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:34:06 [Preview] No.229553 del
No worries, with that part number, you should be able to cross reference it with other brands and stuff, it would ultimately lead back to a GM product that is probably no longer made.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:34:27 [Preview] No.229554 del
Lambskin ball stretcher.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:39:07 [Preview] No.229555 del
I also found good reviews for EBC Greenstuff, but I'd be looking at $300 front and rear, vs $130-140 for the Bendix.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:42:24 [Preview] No.229556 del
Incredibly stressful day at the wage.
I am behind on my deliverables for this week and fear they will crack it at Mondays customer meeting.
I also fucked up and sent two people out to the wrong site.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:42:49 [Preview] No.229557 del
The bendix ones should be good.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:45:27 [Preview] No.229558 del
I think so. It's only a weekend car, and I'm not going to be driving aggressively. As long as she pulls up at normal street speeds or a bit over, that's all that matters.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:46:15 [Preview] No.229559 del
I bend dicks.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:48:17 [Preview] No.229560 del
>my deliverables
Uber Eats driver?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:50:08 [Preview] No.229561 del
3rd and last cup of goon

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:50:42 [Preview] No.229562 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:51:30 [Preview] No.229563 del
Good work mate, best not to go overboard. Even if you're not doing the sober October thing.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 03:59:17 [Preview] No.229564 del
I sexually identify as a war criminal.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:03:05 [Preview] No.229565 del
Did u get that carton for when you finish sober october?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:11:54 [Preview] No.229566 del
Storm water pollution prevention plan.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:13:59 [Preview] No.229567 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:16:22 [Preview] No.229568 del
Based on what?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:20:31 [Preview] No.229569 del
based on based

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:22:26 [Preview] No.229570 del
Remember that Huey Lewis song, It's Hip To Be Based?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:24:47 [Preview] No.229571 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:31:26 [Preview] No.229572 del
Watching chinese webcam porn again

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.229573 del
What worthwhile tv is due out now? I can think of Archer and The Mandalorian.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:33:31 [Preview] No.229574 del
Should I just give up all hope and become a Youtube lolcow in the hopes of a few bucks?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A3macmWlqho [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:34:44 [Preview] No.229575 del
The carton is for when I finish the cask. Which is now.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:34:58 [Preview] No.229576 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:36:26 [Preview] No.229577 del
Craving coke and chocolate fellas. And gelati. And chocolate mousse. And custard tarts.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:37:34 [Preview] No.229578 del
Don't you fucking dare

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:41:13 [Preview] No.229579 del
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I'm so hungry. Still five more hours.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.229580 del
SBS is broadcasting Roland Garros tournament from about 10pm

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:43:14 [Preview] No.229581 del
>Craving fellas

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.229582 del
Have it all m8. You only live once. Gorge yourself.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:44:33 [Preview] No.229583 del
I prefer the Pepe Le Pew stadium

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:46:48 [Preview] No.229584 del
I need Asian pussy and asshole back in my life.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:47:08 [Preview] No.229585 del
poo comes out of there

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:47:56 [Preview] No.229586 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:52:27 [Preview] No.229587 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:53:42 [Preview] No.229588 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:54:24 [Preview] No.229589 del
The power of plugs, is a curious thing

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:54:41 [Preview] No.229590 del
I've been enjoying Raised by Wolves, I only started watching it becaused it was directed by Ridley Scott.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:55:09 [Preview] No.229591 del
Tennis is for poofters.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:56:56 [Preview] No.229592 del
There's black people in that show.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:56:58 [Preview] No.229593 del
You wouldn't say that to
Gabriel Gaté

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:57:33 [Preview] No.229594 del
Some old poofter frog? Yeah I would.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:57:42 [Preview] No.229595 del
What is love?
Oh Wombo, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:25 [Preview] No.229596 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:32 [Preview] No.229597 del
Wombo don't eat me
Don't eat me
I have HPV

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:58:53 [Preview] No.229598 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=spkYR4EqSPo [Embed]
woit dog cuns destroyed ma land

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 04:59:04 [Preview] No.229599 del
We love the Franch here, m8

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:02:04 [Preview] No.229600 del
No there isn't.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:02:34 [Preview] No.229601 del
good point
blacks aren't people

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:03:50 [Preview] No.229602 del
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:04:40 [Preview] No.229603 del
The Google translate for "anal sex" in Chinese is actually accurate

Tonight will be a wank fest

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:04:53 [Preview] No.229604 del
It should be interesting after a week to compare the post count here compared to some other months. I have a theory the amount of drunkenly posted shit will go down.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:05:50 [Preview] No.229605 del
I'll have to make up for it then.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:11:42 [Preview] No.229606 del
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Full moon tonight neets

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:12:58 [Preview] No.229607 del
It is mocking us.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:13:38 [Preview] No.229608 del
Filthy whore.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:19:10 [Preview] No.229609 del
The moon is a good lad.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:21:11 [Preview] No.229611 del
This fella has a small mouth.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.229612 del
You really are a dumb cunt

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:08 [Preview] No.229613 del
This is gonna be a shitshow

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.229614 del
Gonna get ready and go meet the ex.

I'd say "wish me luck" but its not really like that huh

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:33:06 [Preview] No.229615 del
Have a nice time, Mongk.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:34:57 [Preview] No.229616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5jNJd7HRVU [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:37:38 [Preview] No.229617 del
Have a wank when you get back.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:38:13 [Preview] No.229618 del
kek, cry harder

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:44:26 [Preview] No.229619 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:46:42 [Preview] No.229620 del
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odds on monk fucking his ex after coffee?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:46:47 [Preview] No.229621 del
He's too based for the wuflu to survive.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:10 [Preview] No.229622 del
All those sexy women

What an absolute dumb cunt

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:33 [Preview] No.229623 del
This is why I closed the porn and stopped the wank.
It wont happen though.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.229624 del
A lot more than you fucking any woman

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:48:50 [Preview] No.229625 del
Settle down.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:50:00 [Preview] No.229626 del
Low. Women are turned off by men who cry.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:50:21 [Preview] No.229627 del
Slim to none I have no idea whats going on with Monk though

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:51:37 [Preview] No.229628 del
Low blow possum. Shouldn't use knowing who is who to hit me with a stinger like that.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:53:30 [Preview] No.229629 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:57:30 [Preview] No.229630 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 05:58:09 [Preview] No.229631 del
Fucking arsehole

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.229632 del
Looks like a new episode of The Wanking Dead is out plus the first episode of the latest spin-off, 'World Beyond'. I'd much prefer new eps of Fear The Wanking NEETs but you get what you give...

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:01:00 [Preview] No.229633 del
This is why Possum no post here anymore. Hope you're happy

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:04:32 [Preview] No.229634 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:06:54 [Preview] No.229635 del
having a red rooter chicken for night lunch

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:09:14 [Preview] No.229636 del
Red rooter is dogshit

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:09:45 [Preview] No.229637 del
I'm your Venus
Shake my penis
Engorged desire

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:10:03 [Preview] No.229638 del
Red rooter is your mum then

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:15:14 [Preview] No.229639 del
Tennis is dogshit.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:15:20 [Preview] No.229640 del

Enjoy your dry and nasty chicken.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:16:43 [Preview] No.229641 del
But he didn't buy a Coles roast chook.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:20:03 [Preview] No.229642 del
They really are. The homebrand chips I had last night were better than theirs, albeit with a little chicken salt added. Their 'smoky BBQ' range of chicken they recently launched has already been axed. I wonder why they don't try frying chicken like KFC.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:21:24 [Preview] No.229643 del
Downloading Jewrassic Park 2 'The Lost World' in 4K

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:23:21 [Preview] No.229644 del
The email from RR was like "Get into RR quick before our smoky BBQ chicken is gone for goood". Which basically means "Our smoky BBQ failed miserably and we'd like to sell as much of it as possible before it sees the rubbish bin"...

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.229645 del
Can anyone give me a lift to Campbelltown?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:29:50 [Preview] No.229646 del
That grill Negan rescued is sexy as Hell

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:31:10 [Preview] No.229647 del
The Red Rooster poojie somehow slammed into the curb by the neighbour's house and mounted the footpath.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.229648 del
I would if I lived near there.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:41:34 [Preview] No.229649 del
I am far to intoxicated.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:42:05 [Preview] No.229650 del
Why do ice cubes recede in the freezer? If anything they should get bigger once they change from water to ice.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:42:57 [Preview] No.229651 del
I am fart intoxicated

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:43:40 [Preview] No.229652 del
Ice cubes in a frost-free freezer shrink due to sublimation (similar to evaporation but from a solid). In a frost-free freezer, the air is less than saturated with moisture to prevent icing. Therefore, water has room to move from the ice and into the air in the freezer.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:44:03 [Preview] No.229653 del
Yeah that was my top hit in google too. Thanks, fella.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.229654 del
Thanks mate, I'll just be out the front waiting.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:45:47 [Preview] No.229655 del
Waiting for a mate.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:48:22 [Preview] No.229656 del
That waiting for a mate guy was Wombo

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:48:26 [Preview] No.229657 del
First day of having the desk fan on as well. Bad sign.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:50:00 [Preview] No.229658 del
Which state?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:52:54 [Preview] No.229659 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:54:12 [Preview] No.229660 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.229661 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:57:21 [Preview] No.229662 del
>protect boong cave
lose $134 milion dollars

can you see how the ceo would have been sacked if he didnt blast that shit?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 06:59:03 [Preview] No.229663 del
The big cattle stations do the same when they find caves and shit on their land with boong scratchings.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:04:32 [Preview] No.229664 del
another shoot, shovel and shut up variant I suppose

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:10:20 [Preview] No.229665 del
It was, I was going to start net thread.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:10:47 [Preview] No.229666 del
The food on the plate is a 9/10 but would be good with butter and pepper on the corn and some toast on the side.
Maybe even some worchestershire.
That looks a bit gay.
>self-improvement month
>tfw you come home from a 40+hr week and rather than having a coldie with your internet mates, they belittle and ridicule you for not joining in with them on their meme health kick.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.229667 del
>That looks a bit gay.
you do

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:24:19 [Preview] No.229668 del
Then don't join in. Just don't be a Sally and cry about it either.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:40:03 [Preview] No.229669 del
>Metric Leather
Not if you know what it's good for.
Don't boong it up you mong.
Respond to >>229478
Tiny cans are for small dick'd poofters

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:56:07 [Preview] No.229670 del
Glad I'm not the only one who can see one (1) month of sobriety amounts to fuck-all given what happens with the other 11. It's just another pointless thing for the wage-slaves to converse about over smoko...

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:56:49 [Preview] No.229671 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:57:26 [Preview] No.229672 del
It's a chance for the really heavy drinkers to take a break and perhaps not go back to it. Sort of like post-nut clarity, but with alcohol.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:57:33 [Preview] No.229673 del
Monday's a public holiday.
Say you thought it was as well in your state and don't go.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:58:15 [Preview] No.229674 del
In your bum.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:58:36 [Preview] No.229675 del
Had a plate of IGA roast chook on a bed of leetuce smothered in the copycat BigMac sauce made a couple days ago..

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 07:59:56 [Preview] No.229676 del
I don't get it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:01:35 [Preview] No.229677 del
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Dig in neets while it's still hot.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:02:01 [Preview] No.229678 del
Seems some NEETs are struggling with that concept or that they don't need to join in. I'm proud of the NEETs that are at least giving it a shot.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:02:28 [Preview] No.229679 del
I took fifteen (15) pieces. You guys can share the piece I left. Thanks, mate!

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:00 [Preview] No.229680 del
Pepperoni on the left looks burnt.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:09 [Preview] No.229681 del
Anyone who's able to suddenly quit booze for a month isn't even a 'heavy drinker' imo.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.229682 del
I think it's good to give the liver a break for a month.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:04:41 [Preview] No.229683 del
Looks like slices of eggplant on the left

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:05:37 [Preview] No.229684 del
I was drinking 16-20 standards a night and can take days off. Today is day #3 for me and while I'm certainly feeling that Friday night urge, I'm not going through withdrawals or anything.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:07:07 [Preview] No.229685 del
I've also worked from home the last two days, so that's probably removed some of the feelings I get at the wage.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:07:56 [Preview] No.229686 del
Then fuck it again over the Christmas/New Year period. YOLO...

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:10:02 [Preview] No.229687 del
You sound like a pretty cool dude.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:10:26 [Preview] No.229688 del
Wikipedia says the 3rd day of abstinence is when the real symptoms of withdrawal kick-in (ie the DT's). I hope that happens to none of you. I've experienced the shakes, fevers, vomiting but thankfully no hallucinations.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:11:32 [Preview] No.229689 del
Fuck you and your sarcasm

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:13:48 [Preview] No.229690 del
Fuck you and shitting on NEETs trying to improve themselves.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:16:21 [Preview] No.229691 del
I think that only happens if you are smashing like 3 goon bags a day, dawn til dusk.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.229692 del
From the Wikipedia article that other NOOT mentioned:
>Delirium tremens is most common in people who have a history of alcohol withdrawal, especially in those who drink the equivalent of 7 to 8 US pints (3 to 4 l) of beer or 1 US pint (0.5 l) of distilled beverage daily. Delirium tremens also commonly affects those with a history of habitual alcohol use or alcoholism that has existed for more than 10 years.[13]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:20:52 [Preview] No.229693 del
>Alcoholic beverages can also be prescribed as a treatment for delirium tremens,[17] but this practice is not universally supported.[18]

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.229694 del
Nuro forced me to consume 3 goon bags anally once.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:29:11 [Preview] No.229695 del
I bet you felt honoured.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.229696 del
Possum ordered two Centurions to hold me, while a third forced wine down my throat. Then when I was full to bursting, he slit my stomach open with his gladius.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:37:04 [Preview] No.229697 del
What have you got there?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:37:36 [Preview] No.229698 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:42:14 [Preview] No.229699 del
What an awful experience.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.229700 del
I got a Pepperoni with bbq sauce and a Garlic Prawn with extra prawns, but that other neet took 15 slices so there's not much left

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.229701 del
>with his gladius
Is that a metaphor

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:46:10 [Preview] No.229702 del
no, it's a Roman short sword

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.229703 del
Sorry I thought when you mentioned his Gladius you were referring to his NEETstick

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 08:56:29 [Preview] No.229704 del
No, I'd have said pilum (heavy javelin) in that case.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:01:35 [Preview] No.229705 del
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not bad at all. rate my haul

Hello Neets

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:03:28 [Preview] No.229706 del
Well hauled Nuro.

>Picasso Kitchen
Are their pizzas any good?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:05:05 [Preview] No.229707 del
Nice panadeine haul.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:06:58 [Preview] No.229708 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:08:18 [Preview] No.229709 del
its not bad its a $5 woolies brand, better than the $3.50 coles peperoni .....

thanks mate got 2 repeats on those bad boys as well :)

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:12:07 [Preview] No.229710 del
umm ok

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:12:08 [Preview] No.229711 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.229712 del
Damn, that showed him.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:16:40 [Preview] No.229713 del
so seriously did anyone watch the south park pandemic or the archer i linked to thismorn ???

watching the southpark now

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:17:36 [Preview] No.229714 del
nothing, actively not doing something useful

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:18:57 [Preview] No.229715 del
I watched it last night, but from another source.

Fist time I've watched south park in years, was pretty funny.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.229716 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:20:49 [Preview] No.229717 del
South Park is not good any more. Has been bad for several years.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:21:41 [Preview] No.229718 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:23:02 [Preview] No.229719 del
Hello german person

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.229720 del
SBS isn't renewing their broadcast rights.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:27:07 [Preview] No.229721 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:32:14 [Preview] No.229722 del
Wie geht's dir? Mein deutscher Freund.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:33:49 [Preview] No.229723 del
I get it now.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:34:21 [Preview] No.229724 del
If Trump’s diet hasn’t killed him by now, what chance does a mere virus have?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:34:47 [Preview] No.229725 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:35:11 [Preview] No.229726 del
It loves you.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.229727 del
It really isn't like that.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:36:12 [Preview] No.229728 del
Having a Scotch.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:36:15 [Preview] No.229729 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.229730 del
I had a Chicago Whopper Hunger Tamer for lunch.
It has a very nice sauce, peppery mayo.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:37:24 [Preview] No.229731 del
Wasn't he drinking bleach or something so he wouldn't get it

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:05 [Preview] No.229732 del
I can't at this point.
What is there?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:18 [Preview] No.229733 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:38:33 [Preview] No.229734 del
That sounds nice. What else is on it to make it a Chicagoon burger?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:40:18 [Preview] No.229735 del
Spent shell casings from a driveby.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:41:17 [Preview] No.229736 del
I was going to try but I can't be fucked.
Living is hard enough. Not being depressive, it's just the only pleasure.
I can be this sober or not. Either way, I'm the same.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:41:41 [Preview] No.229737 del
You're a kind, sharing NEET.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:42:00 [Preview] No.229738 del
That's not how you share.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:43:18 [Preview] No.229739 del
You also keep getting good jobs despite being a mong. Fucking patriarchy.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:44:13 [Preview] No.229740 del
Did he drink the wine off his saber.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:45:15 [Preview] No.229741 del
I have no pills left.
I am envious of your haul.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:45:37 [Preview] No.229742 del
It showed him.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:02 [Preview] No.229743 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:03 [Preview] No.229744 del
I'm sorry.
I can't do anything right.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:04 [Preview] No.229745 del
NoFun? I miss you.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.229746 del
that wasn't mongk

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.229747 del
You're from Adelaide, don't fucking lie.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:47:46 [Preview] No.229748 del
We are all failures.
The more of you that fail, the better I feel.
Possum and that other feel-good NEET preaching their hippy shit are wrong.
We need the substance.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:48:09 [Preview] No.229749 del
He's from the Barossa. I bet he's eating bung fritz and laughing in German at how clever he is.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:48:37 [Preview] No.229750 del
Nothing, I don't think.
It was a whopper with cheese and bacon and that sauce.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.229751 del
The bastard.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:38 [Preview] No.229752 del
I just googled and you're correct. Weird. I might try one.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:49:43 [Preview] No.229753 del
Give me your spare slices.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:50:07 [Preview] No.229754 del
Not weird that you're correct, weird that that's the only ingredient they'd change.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:51:13 [Preview] No.229755 del
You can have 6.5 slices of the prawn one. I took a bite out of one piece and didn't like it. It's also cold now.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:51:50 [Preview] No.229756 del
What other mong chad is there? Shitey?
There must be something wrong with him to keep coming back here.
He seems switched on and with opportunities presenting himself.
Wonder what that boong's problem is.
Same as Sperg, he's an anti-social weirdo but doesn't seem that fucked.
Monaro's a fucking boong, there's no helping that.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:52:06 [Preview] No.229757 del
Got a jsp thingy coming soon, gonna try my hardest to not do anything. Hobo a rich meet now

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:52:44 [Preview] No.229758 del
You're a bitter failure.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:01 [Preview] No.229759 del
I want a new bottle of McLaren Vale Cab sav, I have a Limestone Coast one at the moment that tastes weak. The alcohol content is the same, but the flavour tastes watered down.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:34 [Preview] No.229760 del
Great news m8

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:41 [Preview] No.229761 del
You want a Coonawarra one.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:53:54 [Preview] No.229762 del
The sauce was very good.
it was pretty hot for pepper.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:54:22 [Preview] No.229763 del
>it was pretty hot for pepper.
the best kind

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:54:30 [Preview] No.229764 del
I will try two, and give the others to the hungry NEETs.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:57:33 [Preview] No.229765 del
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Been watching this on Netflix.
The food is pretty good. I dislike the meme episodes, like cooking native foods and time period bbq's but it has been good.
I'm near the end.
Mid season, they all started helping each other and giving each other tips.
They became really helpful towards each other.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:09 [Preview] No.229766 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.229767 del
I just kept thinking about it, and not doing anything.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 09:58:59 [Preview] No.229768 del
That was what I was going to pick.
That will be the next bottle I try.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:01:57 [Preview] No.229769 del
Bucket of crabs in human form.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:10 [Preview] No.229770 del
I have caught up. Post more.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:15 [Preview] No.229771 del
The Jehovah's Support People will help anyone.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:26 [Preview] No.229772 del
I am not a NEET.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:02:37 [Preview] No.229773 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:00 [Preview] No.229774 del
Have you got a house?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:18 [Preview] No.229775 del
Good stuff.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:04:41 [Preview] No.229776 del
>The more of you that fail, the better I feel.
Bucket of crabs in human form.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:06:18 [Preview] No.229778 del
A bbq is the least Jewish form of art.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:06:27 [Preview] No.229779 del
Looks tasty

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:07 [Preview] No.229780 del
I am not bringing them down, just watching them fail.
I do what I want.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.229781 del
no i am cooked

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:07:57 [Preview] No.229782 del
I want you to cook my pork butt.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.229783 del
It's good for you.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.229784 del
You sound like a lovely person.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:08:40 [Preview] No.229785 del
One of my fillings is going to fall out.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.229786 del
You don't want to end up with a pulled pork.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:13:15 [Preview] No.229787 del
He is a lovely person. He doesn't mean what he says. Just like how he wouldn't harm Helen.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:16:33 [Preview] No.229788 del
Put a cork in it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:17:10 [Preview] No.229789 del
I want drippings saved and herbs soaked in.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:17:32 [Preview] No.229790 del
It shouldn't exist as a solitary animal.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:18:40 [Preview] No.229791 del
It has the dog to give it the affection it craves.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:21:16 [Preview] No.229792 del

Why does Addy have statues of pigs in its mall. Is its supposed to make shoppers want to buy more shit?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:23:44 [Preview] No.229793 del
It does not crave that much love.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:24:29 [Preview] No.229794 del
They're good pigs, you stop shit talking them.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:24:36 [Preview] No.229795 del
I crave that much love.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.229796 del
>tfw no backwoods redneck to make you squeal like a pig

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:29:51 [Preview] No.229797 del
I'm gonna come over there and kick those pigs in their bronze arse

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:31:42 [Preview] No.229798 del
He's a Pig racist

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:33:21 [Preview] No.229799 del
Interesting about seeing him in the mall again on CCTV yesterday. I wouldn't mind betting they're doing facial recognition. With the number of people in the mall at any one time, it's unlikely a camera operator would have picked him out.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:38:47 [Preview] No.229800 del
Zog bots swooped like a fucking magpie and got a PR win for sure.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:42:11 [Preview] No.229801 del
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Sup groids
Back from seeing the ex. Pretty intense 3 hours.
We were at a very busy inner-city area of Melbourne. Walking down the street to where she said she is, outside priceline.
Spotted her from a mile away, heart rate increases dramatically. Wondering why I'm feeling social anxiety before speaking to someone I've spent so much time with.
Sat down next to her and it was pretty awkward. "Hey", "hey" back. Basic small talk about how shes liking the area, her housemates, all that shit. Even just sitting next to her I could feel the feels coming on hard. We got coffee and and went to a pretty busy park but found quite a private area. Sat together and after a little while she just asked me "so what do you want to talk about".

I very quickly just lost it, voice broke and got those tears flowing. I'm not 100% but I think that was the first time she's seen me cry before. It was pretty upsetting to her. I told her how I've been laying off the piss and exercising and eating healthy and stuff. Most of the conversation was me apologies for my behaviour and how I had treated her, how I'd fucked it before when she left me the last time and then I fucked it up again. How I thought leaving her would help me get my head straight and that it was infact me that, like usual, was sabotaging myself with my self-destructive tendencies and general mongery. Here we are sat in this park and I'm wiping my tears away with a fucking face mask every 5 minutes.
She mentioned how one of her housemates had taught her how to ride a bike, which is something she had asked me several times to do while I've known her. I just fucking lost it at that point thinking about how much of a neglectful fuckwit I had been. There was a lot more said but you get the idea.

After 2 hours I hinted at us going our seperate ways and she said if I wanted to keep talking I could go to her place. Queue a bulge with the gravity of 1000 suns. Said she wouldn't mind having a dart together in the back yard. Drove to her place. It was like we were together again, just cruising by the beach during the sunset the windows down. It was perfect. Got to her place, went inside, rolled a cigarrette and went to sit outside. One of her neighbours was there. Kind of awkward but we had a bit of a conversation after they left. Didn't bang her. Probably for the best. Said my dues and went home.

I feel good about it. I'm glad I could admit my sorrow and remorse. She said she forgave me, and that I should move forward, but I just couldn't keep it together as I asked her to please try to remember me for the good times and not the majority of times when I was just a cunt. I asked her if I'd ever see her again and she said we'll see. Not sure if I will.

Fuckin such a nice night out. Everybody buying tinnies, neighbour gave me a new houseplant. Some oaties would just fuckin polish this all off. I have not felt this calm and positive in a long time. Hopefully the possibility of seeing her again just as a friend will help me get over her as a Monaro as times goes on? I'm not sure.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:45:58 [Preview] No.229802 del
A good ending.

Doing pretty good.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:46:50 [Preview] No.229803 del
That place is so cringe. The ad at the moofies has some troon buying makeup.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:50:34 [Preview] No.229804 del
Well done Monk, it seems like you had a positive experience.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:51:20 [Preview] No.229805 del

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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.229807 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:53:57 [Preview] No.229808 del
I am laffing at his post.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:54:45 [Preview] No.229809 del
How long were you involved with this woman?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:55:43 [Preview] No.229810 del
night all
big day tomorrow

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:55:48 [Preview] No.229811 del
On and off like 2 years

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 10:56:58 [Preview] No.229812 del
Sweet dreams my love.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:05:12 [Preview] No.229813 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:05:55 [Preview] No.229814 del
>I very quickly just lost it
>general mongery.
>dart together in the back yard
You missed your shot.
>admit my sorrow and remorse
>general mongery.
>Some oaties

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:06:29 [Preview] No.229815 del
I'll be there soon.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:07:36 [Preview] No.229816 del
>You missed your shot.
I was glad it didn't turn into an erotic story. That was not what Monk needed.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:09:00 [Preview] No.229817 del
so how does the colombian and the imported gook fit in

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:13:17 [Preview] No.229818 del
import, pause, casual wh*te, pause, spic, pause, reimport, ???

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:16:29 [Preview] No.229819 del
It was what I needed.
He needs to get with the shavedheadNEETgf and make porn for rent money.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:06 [Preview] No.229820 del
I wish to know this too.
Maybe they were all one person.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:12 [Preview] No.229821 del
Do anime waifus poo?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:25 [Preview] No.229822 del
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Wondering where the best place in the world to import a female from would be. Generally the trashier the country, the more affordable they are, but the less you want them.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:17:36 [Preview] No.229823 del
How have you been with her for years then?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:02 [Preview] No.229824 del
In my bum. Come get it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:11 [Preview] No.229825 del
Broke up once before

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:18:31 [Preview] No.229826 del
I should clarify, known her for 2 years.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:00 [Preview] No.229827 del
Vietnam or somewhere around there.
Train her throat. Before you buy her, because you get her family too.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:04 [Preview] No.229828 del
Boong communities.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:22 [Preview] No.229829 del
Did the colombian get the bum rash?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:19:44 [Preview] No.229830 del
Then you only ruined the months you were with her.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:14 [Preview] No.229831 del
Which one gave him the HPV?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:46 [Preview] No.229832 del
He loves the HPV.
People will talk about it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:20:53 [Preview] No.229833 del
that bulge ruined other men for her
Left her with a fanny like a canoe

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:21:07 [Preview] No.229834 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:23:40 [Preview] No.229835 del
Actually I think the HPV has made a return.
There's a few spots on my cock that I haven't mustered the courage to inspect properly.


NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:24:11 [Preview] No.229836 del
An indonesian girl who stuck something up his bum.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:25:09 [Preview] No.229837 del
>Actually I think the HPV has made a return.

Get it seen to as soon as possible.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:25:42 [Preview] No.229838 del
There was more than one of those mate

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:27:03 [Preview] No.229839 del
Monk hooked up with some diseased tinder slut the moment he arrived in Indonesia.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:27:24 [Preview] No.229840 del
Those weren’t actual females

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:00 [Preview] No.229841 del
Is the AFL grand final tomorrow?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:27 [Preview] No.229842 del
How do you guys remember so much shit about me
You probably know me better than myself

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:29:46 [Preview] No.229843 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:17 [Preview] No.229844 del
Sure, why not.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:23 [Preview] No.229845 del
Did you have warts as a kid neets? Turns out they're caused by HPV.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:57 [Preview] No.229846 del
We’re invested.
It’s also why we get shitty about your lack of answers or reciprocal interest

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:30:58 [Preview] No.229847 del
The council knows all.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:31:14 [Preview] No.229848 del
NEET Lore is a way of life.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.229849 del
I had one on my finger. I bit it off.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:32:55 [Preview] No.229850 del
I had one on my elbow for a few years, purchased some special wart removal bandaid thing, put it on for a week and the war just kind of peeled off.

It's not exactly the same as sexual HPV, but related to the same viral family.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:33:52 [Preview] No.229851 del
I shit warts out my dick.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:35:14 [Preview] No.229852 del
I had one on my forehead and the doctor frozed it and said it would drop off in a week. Dropped off in the middle of the night and I was woken by blood pouring down my face.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:35:41 [Preview] No.229853 del
Low quality post.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:36:06 [Preview] No.229854 del
Did it leave a scar?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:36:18 [Preview] No.229855 del
Had one on my knuckle - I still have the scar, they burnt it off with liquid nitrogen. We neets appear to be a race of disgusting wart covered trolls.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:01 [Preview] No.229856 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:42 [Preview] No.229857 del
Explains my love life

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:37:47 [Preview] No.229858 del
Thought I'd try keeping you company.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:46:24 [Preview] No.229859 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:50:41 [Preview] No.229860 del
Don’t toy with my emotions

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:25 [Preview] No.229861 del
That was a better one.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:54 [Preview] No.229862 del
Your personality would be a factor too.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:51:59 [Preview] No.229863 del
That was a worse one.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:55:45 [Preview] No.229864 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 11:59:44 [Preview] No.229865 del
A lot of them are in the UK, I find the kind of funny.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:00:23 [Preview] No.229866 del
I understand your shittiness about the lack of answers. I don't like to be too much of an attention seeker and generally am a bit fearful of getting dox'd.

I am however quite interested in weber, he's somehow a bit of an inspiration

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:01:17 [Preview] No.229867 del
Gonna chuck 50mg of suzie q down the hatch and watch some netflix before bed
Early night for me, I'm wrecked.

Night pervs

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:03:22 [Preview] No.229868 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:04:29 [Preview] No.229869 del
Good night.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:06:24 [Preview] No.229870 del
Goodnight oriental fancier.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:09:25 [Preview] No.229871 del
Didn't wank today

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:09:48 [Preview] No.229872 del
Have a wank.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:12:17 [Preview] No.229873 del
That seems pretty intimidating. Family left the UK just for me to possibly travel there to jump off a cliff. If our ancestors are watching us then I'd be the biggest mong out of the batch for them and that's saying something.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:16:54 [Preview] No.229874 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:18:17 [Preview] No.229875 del
Don't worry. I want somewhere forested.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:20:35 [Preview] No.229876 del
Don't off yourself.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:21:59 [Preview] No.229877 del
I should cut this shit out. Sorry mate.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:29:35 [Preview] No.229879 del
It's okay.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:35:42 [Preview] No.229880 del
I can't imagine it will be good, his last few movies have terrible.
That Bundaberg looks interesting.
>Having a Bitburger Bier, alkoholfrei
Those are okay, at least for a "beer" without alcohol in it.
I reckon he will, he's a filthy Chad.
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, was a really nice sunny day today, went for a walk towards the evening got to see the moon rise, it was very nice. Tried cooking some carbonara when I got home, it was a bit shit, but I ate it anyway.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 12:51:09 [Preview] No.229881 del
You look interesting.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:05:39 [Preview] No.229882 del
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It is pissing down. Comfy.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:07:16 [Preview] No.229883 del
Jealous. I wish it would rain in this shit hole of a town.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 13:09:18 [Preview] No.229884 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6yCIDkFI7ew [Embed]
Goodnight to the NEETs still here.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:16:04 [Preview] No.229886 del
Hey Cruisey and NK sorry that I forgot to come here on your birthday but I do wish you both a happy 30th

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:16:35 [Preview] No.229887 del
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where ya from ya dog?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:18:19 [Preview] No.229888 del
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doze cliffs remind me ov da time dat me mob tock them ova as aboriginal land unna

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 14:46:30 [Preview] No.229889 del
Good news, I really hope Biden, Pence and Harris all have Corona and all die

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 15:00:19 [Preview] No.229890 del
because Weber, Cruisey and NoFun are Adelaide Icons and rightfully those are their statues

Reminder NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:09:45 [Preview] No.229892 del
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Movie Corner today at 19:00 AEST!
Featuring: The Life Aquatic
(You guys really should bookmark it.)

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:18:36 [Preview] No.229893 del
cool i reckon i'll come, i usually do
what are you having for tea?
does it involve nuttelex?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:27:59 [Preview] No.229894 del
For tea, tea. For dinner, not sure yet. I've bunch of canned fish. But some bean pottage(?) not sure how to translate it to English, it's a thick soup and fasírt this would be pork patty in the fridge. Also might go with sunny-side-up eggs we call this "mirror eggs".
What's nuttelex?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:40:13 [Preview] No.229895 del
Its like chocolate in a jar but its made from the goodness of hazelnuts so it doesnt give you diabetes or make you fat when you eat it with a spoon watching youtube.

NEET Global volunteer 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:42:52 [Preview] No.229896 del
Huh I thought sending your nuts on telex.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:45:12 [Preview] No.229897 del
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yeah I'm a level 36 vegan so I know what pottage is.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 16:56:47 [Preview] No.229898 del
I'm just not sure if it's the right term for it.
This particular is done by cooking a bunch of beans in short water, with some onions, garlic, and bay leaf. Then fry little flour in little grease/oil golden, slowly add water mixing it. Then dump this into the beans, mix, boil it together. Add sour cream. Oh and salt ofc.
This can be done with several kinds of veggies and alike. Potato, kale, squash. Can be seasoned differently.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:07:58 [Preview] No.229899 del
Do you have filthy gypsies there? do they shit up your board like the boongs do to this one?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:19:14 [Preview] No.229900 del
There On /kc Bogdan is banned there. He could have had his own thread for his spluttering, but yes he did shit up the board.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 17:33:19 [Preview] No.229901 del
Gay moneymaker.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 18:36:01 [Preview] No.229902 del
Hey magyar bro
**Lengyel, magyar – két jó barát,
Együtt harcol s issza borát**

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 18:42:08 [Preview] No.229903 del
Vivat, Benyovszky!

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 19:52:41 [Preview] No.229904 del
Absolute gayness corrupts.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 19:59:59 [Preview] No.229905 del
You don't have an uncontaminated sample to confirm.
*no image available*

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:09:07 [Preview] No.229906 del
Good morning neeties! Welcome to another glorious day at the virtual neet compound. What do you have planned for today?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:20:00 [Preview] No.229907 del
Good Morning Neeto's. Working today. Feel pretty good about it, got Sun and Monday off. Its not like i would be going far.

thanks im going to use that phrase a lot now

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:24:07 [Preview] No.229908 del
Morning NEETs.
Morning mate. Probably pick my nose then go back to sleep in an hour or two.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:27:58 [Preview] No.229909 del
I missed him again. I will never find out about crumpets.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:41:30 [Preview] No.229910 del

‘Hit me like a Samboy chip’: WA man sacked after pooing in front of colleagues. Guessing NK will have time to post again.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:44:17 [Preview] No.229911 del
Morning bush rangers

Awake and sober at 6:30 on a Saturday, ain’t that some shit.
Going to my dads place to sort some of my old belongings. This includes keepsakes and some panties from the original poojeeta. Honestly I am keen for the drive, and I will probably get rid of that shit.
Otherwise I have a lot of little chores on the todo, which feels great because I have so much time.
Skipping breakfast because I didn’t manage to do groceries yesterday.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:48:22 [Preview] No.229912 del
>Skipping breakfast

bad idea

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 20:57:45 [Preview] No.229913 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:08:29 [Preview] No.229915 del
>Hopefully the possibility of seeing her again just as a friend will help me get over her as a Monaro as times goes on? I'm not sure.
i don't think having girls as friends is possible

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:10:14 [Preview] No.229916 del
It's possible, but it's being dishonest to the both of you usually.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:16:07 [Preview] No.229917 del
>panties from the original poojeeta
We better get pics of these.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:18:42 [Preview] No.229918 del
only if they were washed
I don't want to see crusty stained girl cumdies

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:38:11 [Preview] No.229919 del

Welp thats the end of that bowls club. Why does the Jewdiciary cock ride fucktards so much?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:44:21 [Preview] No.229920 del
>cock ride
These are not the sort of words we use on this board. We are not edgy teenagers here. This is a board for world-weary sophisticated adult NEETs.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:45:32 [Preview] No.229921 del
We want bulge pics while he's wearing the panties.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:45:43 [Preview] No.229922 del
>Another $15,346 was awarded in interest.
but he won't actually get 1 million dollars right?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.229923 del
Low quality post.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 21:58:28 [Preview] No.229924 del
Good morning. Let's be frens

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:02:03 [Preview] No.229925 del
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well breakfasted. ymmy

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:02:57 [Preview] No.229926 del
Your arsehole is world weary

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.229927 del
High quality post.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:07:53 [Preview] No.229928 del
The food looks good Nuro. Isn't it a bit early for goon though?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:10:28 [Preview] No.229929 del
thats just a can of V

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:11:44 [Preview] No.229930 del
My apologies.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:12:10 [Preview] No.229931 del
That show isn't too bad, I watch it peridocially and have been enjoying it.

>Probably for the best. Said my dues and went home.
I knew you'd have that wank.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:12:24 [Preview] No.229932 del
>no olives

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:14:18 [Preview] No.229933 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:15:18 [Preview] No.229934 del
He will, less legal costs.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:15:53 [Preview] No.229935 del
We don't like that TikTok girl.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:17:44 [Preview] No.229936 del

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:17:49 [Preview] No.229937 del
i ate all of them with my peperoni pizza last night

my olive habbit is getting out of controll those deli ones are $3.50 a pop !

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:18:01 [Preview] No.229938 del
Did the supermarket shopping.
Purchased some Coopers alcohol-free beer and a small (50g) back of chips as a treat.
Even purchased the makings of a garden salad.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:18:42 [Preview] No.229939 del
One of those TikTok thots that some other NEET posts is called Olive.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.229940 del
Zoomers are fucking morons.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:21:15 [Preview] No.229941 del
>olive habit
alway was one to break new ground with your substances nuro.

i dont wanna know where you pop em so lets leave that a secret

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:22:43 [Preview] No.229942 del
Very good
Let us know how the coopers is
This German one I got is pretty shit

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:25:50 [Preview] No.229943 del
>Indian tonic water
Would not imbibe


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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:38:16 [Preview] No.229946 del
Where's the olives?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:41:54 [Preview] No.229947 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:42:46 [Preview] No.229948 del
aussie olives are shit

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.229949 del
Well done. Enjoy that salad. Plan on using a dressing?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:47:08 [Preview] No.229950 del
Is it?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:48:16 [Preview] No.229951 del
The only dressing I tend to like is French, but I think it has sugar in it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:48:51 [Preview] No.229952 del
I don't know. Isn't there a football song called "one day in september" or something?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:49:20 [Preview] No.229953 del
Have you tried Balsamic vinegar?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:50:51 [Preview] No.229954 del
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Another day on earth.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:53:31 [Preview] No.229955 del
Glad to have you here with us.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:55:54 [Preview] No.229956 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:56:59 [Preview] No.229957 del
I think so.
I'll do some research.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:57:12 [Preview] No.229958 del
Good morning friends.
Taxed, I bet certain NEETs are very disappointed in me.
I am boonglyf.
I woke up with blood near my ear.
I can't remember most of last night.
Rasheed didn't win the BBQ contest show, but should've.
After that it's a blur.
I cooked all the sausages and vomited most of them up this morning.
The slurry was like half phlegm and the rest, bright pink from wine and oil.
Then big chunks of snag floating in it.
On deeper inspection, with a stick, it looked like I must've been eating them in two or three bites.
They were very hard to cough up.
It was in the sink first, which clogged it.. or didn't go down because it was already clogged.
I've taken in apart now and cleaned the elbow but after putting it back together, it's still backing up.
The blockage is deeper.
So I went outside and vomited there after seeing that.
I didn't think it through and just came back inside so the dog and chicken got a big breakfast.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:57:56 [Preview] No.229959 del
If it's store-bought it most definitely contains sugar

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:58:11 [Preview] No.229960 del
I don't understand why there are so many Spongebob memes.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.229961 del
That's my go-to dressing for salads now. The low-fat one tastes nice.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:06 [Preview] No.229962 del
You should care about us like we care about you.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:32 [Preview] No.229963 del
Damn. Take it easy today and drink lots of water. Try boiling-hot water to dislodge the blocked pipes.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:00:48 [Preview] No.229964 del
that vroomer wants a job as a princess chauffeur

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:01:17 [Preview] No.229965 del
>50mg of suzie q

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:02:17 [Preview] No.229966 del
Real smart doing that sort of speed with a brick wall on either side of you.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:23 [Preview] No.229967 del
I hope you learn something from this experience.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:31 [Preview] No.229968 del
You're the only one that remembered NK, and I had to remind them about mine.
It's like they don't have a calendar or read back through their notes.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:03:40 [Preview] No.229969 del
nah, brick walls dont hit back so its fine to hit em as hard as you like

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:04:49 [Preview] No.229970 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:05:21 [Preview] No.229971 del
I never watched it. The Americans seem mad for it.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:05:29 [Preview] No.229972 del
They call Weber 'Truffles'.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:06:10 [Preview] No.229973 del
The guy that did that is a deadset cunt.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:06:46 [Preview] No.229974 del
I remembered NK but since he hasn't been here in weeks there was no point mentioning him. He is a normie now.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:07:38 [Preview] No.229975 del

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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:08:20 [Preview] No.229977 del
oh fuck they gaffer taped it, thats gonna be a nightmare to remove for the detailer.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:10:11 [Preview] No.229978 del
I think you'll find they taped some kind of patina creating goop on there.
The vandal cunt used brass etchant to grafitti them

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:11:14 [Preview] No.229980 del
I would sandblast and polish them

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:12:15 [Preview] No.229981 del
Yeah, there probably is nothing udner that that, as the sign says "this morning".

They will basically have to strip them back and smooth them out and then try and put a patina back on.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:13:17 [Preview] No.229982 del
no easy fix, the taper was a fucktard

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:13:49 [Preview] No.229983 del
Also this particular pig is mock-sodomized dozens of times every Friday and Saturday night by drunk people walking betwixt Rundle and Hindley St.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:14:25 [Preview] No.229984 del
oh the vandal fucked them way worse than anything the council did putting that tape on

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:15:26 [Preview] No.229985 del
Go on.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:16:06 [Preview] No.229986 del
Poor Wimbo

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:16:07 [Preview] No.229987 del
off to the shops again

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:19:08 [Preview] No.229988 del
>Its not like i would be going far.

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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:27:24 [Preview] No.229991 del
dunno what the damage is but the acid or whatever would fuck up the metal below the surface i reckon.
mechanical surface preparation is the only way to go or it'll show up faintly.
anyway they caught the cunt so they can go to town with the repairs and send him the bill.

maybe the vandal will pass the hat around the leftys like the "no war" opera house painters

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:32:00 [Preview] No.229992 del
Brushed my teeth.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:38:36 [Preview] No.229993 del
are you the vomiting neet?

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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:42:27 [Preview] No.229996 del
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Any plans for the day, bros?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:42:54 [Preview] No.229997 del
off to my exercise area soon

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:43:15 [Preview] No.229998 del
check these quads bros

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:43:59 [Preview] No.229999 del
ch-check em

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:44:19 [Preview] No.230000 del
Language practice, nothing after that. Yourself?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:44:42 [Preview] No.230001 del
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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:47:16 [Preview] No.230002 del
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Nice quads mate
Not a lot. Hopefully someone invites me around for a beer later. My Eagles are playing tonight too so I'll watch that. Might see if anyone wants to go for a coffee and cruise.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:47:44 [Preview] No.230003 del
what language are you learning?

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:49:25 [Preview] No.230004 del
German and Spanish.
Hope you have a good day.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:49:52 [Preview] No.230005 del
You boong
It's only the 3rd of the month, not too late to get on the train.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:50:28 [Preview] No.230006 del
likewise. Hoping you have a fruitful study session.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:52:05 [Preview] No.230007 del
see girl
apparently she's gonna take me to some swimming hole

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:54:37 [Preview] No.230008 del
I am pleased that you use my shitty OC.
It will be our bathhouse and we will make all the money, fuck that other NEET.

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NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:56:02 [Preview] No.230010 del
They are good looking crumpets.
I'll have two with butter and yegemite and two with butter and honey.
I want them glistening with oil.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:57:21 [Preview] No.230011 del
It looks nice and cold.

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:58:10 [Preview] No.230012 del
>tfw no toasted english muffin with butter and vegemite

NEET 10/02/2020 (Fri) 23:58:16 [Preview] No.230013 del
Still got a slight vaginal scent to em after all these years.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:00:03 [Preview] No.230014 del
> I watch it peridocially
I finished it last night.
Sorry, I should've spoilered.
Some of the episodes in the second half were a bit gimmicky the fat guy cried because he didn't know how to cook alligator and not just basic bbq with beef and pork.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:01:29 [Preview] No.230015 del
Greek kalamata are best.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:01:47 [Preview] No.230016 del
It's not September.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:02:14 [Preview] No.230017 del
Aldi sell a nice balsamic vinegar and fig glaze.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:02:42 [Preview] No.230018 del
>boiling-hot water
I will try this.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:05:46 [Preview] No.230019 del
I've seen a fair bit of it, I don't really get the appeal.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:06:08 [Preview] No.230020 del
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:07:04 [Preview] No.230021 del
You damn right.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:08:22 [Preview] No.230022 del
Fix this blockage, get some mints, probably go to Dan's, Monaro wants me to pick up some makeup table thing,

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:09:31 [Preview] No.230023 del
any cones today cruisey?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:10:09 [Preview] No.230024 del
I keep telling myself to cut back to 2-3 days a week but it's too hard.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:10:40 [Preview] No.230025 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:11:25 [Preview] No.230026 del
Why ask questions that you don't want to hear the answer to?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:11:39 [Preview] No.230027 del
half-price at Coles until Wednesday

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:14:17 [Preview] No.230028 del
But I do want to hear the answer

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:14:23 [Preview] No.230029 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:15:13 [Preview] No.230030 del
It is what I pretend to want.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:13 [Preview] No.230031 del
I don't like it when cruisey acts like a boong. I wonder what his poor Monaro thinks about it.
He's meant to be our collective care co-ordinator. I'm starting to think he won't have much authority in the commune after all.
Didn't he get boonged last weekend as well? I just keep thinking about him gooned up and passed out naked with the board open on his computer.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:22 [Preview] No.230032 del
Already had two. Hangover cure.
I'm a boong, stop fucking judging me.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:19:53 [Preview] No.230033 del
You want me to leave too.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:20:33 [Preview] No.230034 del
>passed out naked with the board open on his computer.
That hasn't happened for some time.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:21:39 [Preview] No.230035 del
>judging me.
I hope you don't think it is me making the judgmental posts. You know I renounced that some time ago. I don't say a negative word, or even leave pregnant pauses.

>You want me to leave too.

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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:22:35 [Preview] No.230037 del
>Fix this blockage
1. Run hot water down the drain
2. Add 1 cup of baking soda and allow it to sit for 10 mins
3. Add 1 cup of vinegar (this will cause a chemical reaction that will clear out the blockage)
4. Run hot water again and voila!

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:22:41 [Preview] No.230038 del
nothing wrong with that

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:23:44 [Preview] No.230039 del
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In case you missed the news

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:23:58 [Preview] No.230040 del
>pregnant pauses
Learnt a new term. Thank you NEET.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:24:07 [Preview] No.230041 del
I'm surprised those pigs haven't been considered a tripping hazard and moved or surrounded in yellow paint yet.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:24:33 [Preview] No.230042 del
>I renounced that
I remember you saying it, I can feel your deep, concerning looks.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:07 [Preview] No.230043 del
Listening to Tool and making a grocery list.
Any suggestions? No carbs please.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:47 [Preview] No.230044 del
You are imagining them. Your conscience is projecting itself onto me.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:25:55 [Preview] No.230045 del
Which eye do I look at?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:26:37 [Preview] No.230046 del
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Really craving some KFC neets. Really really.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:27:42 [Preview] No.230047 del

The cravings will fade. You are just addicted to the insulin rush. Give it time.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:27:48 [Preview] No.230048 del
Go pick up a bucket. Treat yourself. You've earned it.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:28:49 [Preview] No.230049 del
Buy some chevaps, some fresh soft white bread, some meadow lea margarine.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:34:44 [Preview] No.230050 del
Thanks heaps, this worked.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:35:19 [Preview] No.230051 del
Is the columbian with child?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:36:49 [Preview] No.230052 del
I am always here for you.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:36:57 [Preview] No.230053 del
Grab some pasta.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:37:31 [Preview] No.230054 del
Chutney, english mustard, thick ham, cucumber, lettuce, tomato, red onion and two tiger buns.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:38:16 [Preview] No.230055 del
All over you.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:39:19 [Preview] No.230056 del
I used sugar soap and cleaning shit before and that did nothing.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:40:30 [Preview] No.230057 del
They would have just increased the blockage's confidence and made it smug.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:41:06 [Preview] No.230058 del
How do you make netflix the american one?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:41:33 [Preview] No.230059 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:42:36 [Preview] No.230060 del
I can tell you are a blockage dislodging expert, I do not have the experience.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:02 [Preview] No.230061 del
Wha? its not the first time the pigs have been desecrated?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:08 [Preview] No.230062 del
How do you do that on a tv?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:40 [Preview] No.230063 del
That's a nice desecration.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:43:47 [Preview] No.230064 del
How the fuck did the colonel start shilling this board? I mean, Really.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:44:19 [Preview] No.230065 del
Defenestration (from Old French fenestre, inherited from Latin fenestra) is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. The term was coined around the time of an incident in Prague Castle in the year 1618 which became the spark that started the Thirty Years' War.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:44:41 [Preview] No.230066 del
Dan has been for years too.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:48:09 [Preview] No.230068 del
This board is just a marketing creation. The original exile from /aus/ was because the BO there wanted to crack down on corporate shilling in the NEET General.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:58:33 [Preview] No.230069 del
Webby forced me to engage in auto-erotic-defenestration once.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 00:59:39 [Preview] No.230070 del

Any cunts here want become a sandgroper to wagecuck?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:02:30 [Preview] No.230072 del
Look within

>KFC neets
There's only one. Weber.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:02:55 [Preview] No.230073 del
Back from the shops.
I bought a George Foreman electric hotplate thing at Big W. It has more cooking real estate than my round skillet.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:03:11 [Preview] No.230074 del
I still remember the Wild Turkey incident.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:03:26 [Preview] No.230075 del
Is this a bot?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:10 [Preview] No.230076 del
I've reported him.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:16 [Preview] No.230077 del
>George Foreman electric hotplate
Let us know how it works out. Pictures too.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:04:58 [Preview] No.230078 del
The landlord is painting the bathroom for some reason and I think I won't be able to have a shower for two days.
I will probably just have a strip wash with a bucket and a flannel.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:05:05 [Preview] No.230079 del
>the Wild Turkey incident
Is that the one where his poor suffering Monaro filmed him naked and grunting?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:05:48 [Preview] No.230080 del
me too. i nealy choked on my cornflakes. Disgusting porn.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:06:01 [Preview] No.230081 del
Wait until they leave and have a hot shower without the fan on. Make them paint it again.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:06:26 [Preview] No.230082 del
Two days without a shower is not significant by NEET standards.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:08:14 [Preview] No.230083 del
At least your landlord does something, compared to the (((real estate agency))) I'm renting through.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:11:22 [Preview] No.230084 del
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How many pieces of chicken do you have to order to get it in bucket form? I've only received it in a rectangular box.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:12:35 [Preview] No.230085 del
Haul up, bitch nigga

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:12:51 [Preview] No.230086 del
Weber choked me by pouring cornflakes down my throat once.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:13:54 [Preview] No.230087 del
It varies by store and server. They generally don't seem to like to use them. I have had the rectangular boxes stuffed to bursting before, rather than them put it in a bucket.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:14:35 [Preview] No.230088 del
A fresh and healthy haul. Well done.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:15:45 [Preview] No.230089 del
Well hauled.
Good choice.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:18:21 [Preview] No.230090 del
I might just try eating only meat, fruit, and veg for the month. See how that affects my energy levels.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:19:51 [Preview] No.230091 del
Have you thought of making your own trail mix?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:22:01 [Preview] No.230092 del
You just steal that from the neighbours bird feeders.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:23:11 [Preview] No.230093 del
Kek. My neighbours are shitcunts that don't have bird feeders.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:24:12 [Preview] No.230094 del
Jimmy Buffett themed buffet.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:28:31 [Preview] No.230095 del
Watching 'Close enough'

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:33:29 [Preview] No.230096 del
I watched Enemy (2013) becuase it is by Denis Villeneuve.
I didn't like it.
I am thinking maybe I should try and get a gf so I can go see Dune in the cinemas.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:40:53 [Preview] No.230097 del
im pretty sure they now allow single people in cinemas.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:41:24 [Preview] No.230098 del
I have that exact bag of bacon
>Sizzle steak

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:43:17 [Preview] No.230099 del
The boxes take up less storage I guess when flattened, saving on shipping costs perhaps.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:46:30 [Preview] No.230100 del
Yeah, but I couldn't bring myself to do that.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:46:41 [Preview] No.230101 del
They have to sit down the front though, not allowed up top with the cool kids giving each other hand jobs and making out.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:50:30 [Preview] No.230102 del
Cum stains under my desk.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:51:05 [Preview] No.230103 del
Finally ran an ethernet cable to the TV. Took literally 3 minutes and I've been procrastinating it for 3 weeks.

I get the sizzle steak because I'm too much of a mong to slice normal beef to a good thinness.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:51:31 [Preview] No.230104 del
Fuck its hot

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:54:13 [Preview] No.230105 del
I reckon they should make a singles only cinema

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:54:45 [Preview] No.230106 del
The Daily Feed

2 small BigMac meals for $8 using the MyMaccas app.

Red Rooster bringing back the parma roll this Wednesday.

Pizza Hut weekend special, 3 pizzas + 3 sides $35.95 delivered or pick-up.

Dominos MEGA Saturday Savings, 3 large pizzas + 2 garlic breads + 2 1.25L drinks $38.95 delivered or $32.95 pick-up.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:56:41 [Preview] No.230107 del
One seat per screen? That's a good idea.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:57:27 [Preview] No.230108 del
Those pizza deals are pretty decent value.
Thats like half a week of meals

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 01:58:58 [Preview] No.230109 del
Watching womens rugby league at the moment, its rather entertaining

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:00:33 [Preview] No.230110 del
Weber made me inhale Milo from a spoon once.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:03:09 [Preview] No.230111 del
>half a week
*half a day

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.230112 del
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Second cup of coffee.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:11:24 [Preview] No.230113 del
I really can't recommend coles brand toilet paper.

Blood everywhere.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:14:04 [Preview] No.230114 del
Having a study. Going well.
Thinking about wanking but I wanked half the day away yesterday so I might put it off.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:16:45 [Preview] No.230115 del
Good work with studying mate. Is it for uni?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:17:56 [Preview] No.230116 del
Remind me of the pies in the microwave in 5 minutes.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:20:08 [Preview] No.230117 del
3 minutes to go

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:21:24 [Preview] No.230118 del
For himself

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Two hundred (200) degrees Celsius and one thousand one hundred (1100) square centimeters of cooking area.

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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:14 [Preview] No.230123 del
Are you a future IT NEET?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:21 [Preview] No.230124 del
Mad lad.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:24:38 [Preview] No.230125 del
You should have known better.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:04 [Preview] No.230126 del
I ended up finding those brake pads at Sprint Auto Parts, which is now my favourite car shop. They have an actual parts inventory, as well as tools and stuff, rather than five (5) aisles of car cleaning, flashing neon lights, and wanker stuff.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:23 [Preview] No.230127 del
2nd can of beer

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:25:46 [Preview] No.230128 del
Not a fan of chickpeas or big beans, they ruin the texture of any dish that they're in. If they're going to be in a dish they need to be mashed or else they just break up the dish with their dry powdery texture

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:26:00 [Preview] No.230129 del
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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:26:52 [Preview] No.230130 del
That is a reasonable opinion.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:27:36 [Preview] No.230131 del
I wanna see you cook everything in that picture

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:27:36 [Preview] No.230132 del
Looks like a good apparatus to cook some snags on.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:28:30 [Preview] No.230133 del
Even the black guy?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:28:49 [Preview] No.230134 del
Don't Octsober-shame me!

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:29:11 [Preview] No.230135 del
This was too early.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:29:44 [Preview] No.230136 del
I'm thinking about getting on the piss later tbh

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:30:14 [Preview] No.230137 del
Don't even have to turn the grill on to brown them

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:30:55 [Preview] No.230138 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:31:25 [Preview] No.230139 del
Hello Shitey old son.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:32:21 [Preview] No.230140 del
Not him.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:32:35 [Preview] No.230141 del
Apparently Azerbaijan and Armenia are having a war. Completely missed that.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:34:30 [Preview] No.230142 del
I've got lots of money I don't need sitting in the bank. Thinking of putting it in term deposit. Any suggestions?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:37:13 [Preview] No.230143 del
How much money are we talking about?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:38:15 [Preview] No.230144 del
gib moni plox

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:40:07 [Preview] No.230145 del
I've got 14 grand sitting. I am thinking of putting 10 grand away for a year. That will still leave me plenty of money for emergencies and everything.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:42:03 [Preview] No.230146 del
well fuck you then

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:42:54 [Preview] No.230147 del
A couple days of research and you could put it to better use with etf’s and stuff

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:43:47 [Preview] No.230148 del
You could put it into one of those managed share portfolios like the super funds do. Might return a bit more over 12 months than a term deposit will.
Do not take this as financial advice however, I am not a qualified expert.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:44:05 [Preview] No.230149 del
I'd rather play it very safe though.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:44:48 [Preview] No.230150 del
Lately all my wanks have resulted in multiple uncomfortable pisses.
Been sitting on the toilet for 15 minutes now waiting for the last of it to flow out
I think I’m drinking too much water

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:45:00 [Preview] No.230151 del
That Coopers alcohol free beer is actually pretty good.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:45:54 [Preview] No.230152 del
fair enough term deposits are pretty bad at the moment but since it is 10k the only other thing of is shares.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:51:36 [Preview] No.230153 del
How about this weather Shitey?
Wanna head to Port Melbourne beach?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:52:24 [Preview] No.230154 del
Might be prostate problems. See your GP.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:53:22 [Preview] No.230155 del
Is there a good site to compare banks and stuff?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:55:56 [Preview] No.230156 del
Are you going to let him sniff your poojie panties?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:56:20 [Preview] No.230157 del
I am going to be disappointed in Shitey if he ignores Monk's invitations again.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:58:53 [Preview] No.230158 del
>Is there a good site to compare banks and stuff?

You can not get a term deposit or savings account that is above the inflation rate any more. I would invest my money in an ETF.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 02:59:58 [Preview] No.230159 del
No idea what that is, but thanks. I'll do some research.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:00:25 [Preview] No.230160 del
Actually I'd prefer we hang out after sober October.
I'm a bit of a sperg meeting new people sober.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:01:54 [Preview] No.230161 del
DO it now, don't delay. Forget sober October if you have to, meeting new people and making friends is more important.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:03:23 [Preview] No.230162 del
I'd like to meet Sperg one day.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:03:54 [Preview] No.230163 del
I'd like to meet CricketChad.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:04:19 [Preview] No.230164 del
Put it all on the horses m8

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:06:55 [Preview] No.230165 del
I'd like to tickle Weber's belly

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:08:53 [Preview] No.230166 del
i need a shit but there's a gigantic fucking terrorist huntsman spider somewhere in my toilet cubicle
scared the fuck out of me at 5am when i took a piss and scurried deeper inside

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:11:27 [Preview] No.230167 del
You are soft and weak. An embarrassment even on this NEET board.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:12:39 [Preview] No.230168 del
Do what the aborigines would and set the entire house on fire. That should flush it out.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:13:35 [Preview] No.230169 del
Should go back in. Maybe it'll scare the shit out of you instead this time.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:13:59 [Preview] No.230170 del
If you see it again the fright should push the poo out quicker

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:14:31 [Preview] No.230171 del
Beat me to it

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:14:45 [Preview] No.230172 del
>t. SmartNEET

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:15:02 [Preview] No.230173 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:15:16 [Preview] No.230174 del
I am doing said poo. The door was wide open so I have not disturbed it. Just sat down and started pooing.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:17:08 [Preview] No.230175 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:21:24 [Preview] No.230176 del
Chicken, carrot, capsicum, jalapenos + a banana for lunch.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:23:43 [Preview] No.230177 del
Very healthy.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:29:23 [Preview] No.230178 del
I had a ham and salad wrap for lunch. Hope you enjoyed your meal.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:32:21 [Preview] No.230179 del
Cooked on the Foreman?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:33:55 [Preview] No.230180 del
Wrong health kick neet, cooked on the new coles sauté pan
Got a lingering feeling the chicken might be a bit old

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:38:28 [Preview] No.230181 del
>a bit old
You bought it only today, should be fine so long as you thoroughly cooked it. Did you de-seed the jalapeno?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:42:46 [Preview] No.230182 del
Do any of you programmerNEETs have a preference for whether or not there should be a space before a semi-colon?

drinkGoon() ;

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.230183 del
why the fuck would you put a space before the semi-colon?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:46:22 [Preview] No.230184 del
Go to your local branch and talk to the manager because you will always get a better rate than what they advertise online

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:46:40 [Preview] No.230185 del
Drinking the goon is all that matters

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:47:34 [Preview] No.230186 del
Idk, that is how code is written by the lecturers and tutors in my course.
I don't like the look of it.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:49:05 [Preview] No.230187 del
It looks bad because it is bad. Nobody does that.
The only time you'll see spaces before a semi-colon is in assembler where it's used as an inline comment delimeter.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:51:44 [Preview] No.230189 del
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>only wanted to see one fucking movie this year

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:51:56 [Preview] No.230190 del
This was from the last batch of chicken I got. She'll be right.

>Did you de-seed the jalapeno?
Do I look like a gay cunt?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:53:51 [Preview] No.230191 del
I agree with >>230187 and I have never seen it done.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:54:08 [Preview] No.230192 del
Prep the DeLorean

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.230193 del
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This is from a recent workshop for a CS1102 course.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:59:18 [Preview] No.230194 del
Buying bedsheets online.
Kind of confused by what thread count is considered good and stuff.

I've only ever bought the cheapest ones form kmart. Feel like splurging on some la-di-da shit

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 03:59:52 [Preview] No.230195 del
Not sure, your picture didn't upload ;)

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:01:22 [Preview] No.230196 del
Don't get anything with 230, this thread has been pure shite

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:01:50 [Preview] No.230197 del
Yeah, I dunno.
It's not doing anything to improve readability. Just creating extra work for the tokenizer.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:02:44 [Preview] No.230198 del
rudely bantered

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:03:36 [Preview] No.230199 del
Exceptionally well bantered.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:06:35 [Preview] No.230200 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3eORqi-n2V0 [Embed]

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:07:34 [Preview] No.230201 del
They even dropped the theme tune yesterday. Easier to watch on mute.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BboMpayJomw [Embed]

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:07:49 [Preview] No.230202 del
>Made from cotton percale and with a 40cm wall, these sheets are not only cool and crisp-feeling, but they also enjoy an invitingly awesome colour range

wtf is the "wall"? Is that the corner of the fitted sheet?
Fuck I just need another Monaro to do all this shit

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:09:53 [Preview] No.230203 del
depth of coverage, or over-hang around the 3 sides of the bed

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:10:39 [Preview] No.230204 del
she a stupid mumble rap bitch

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.230205 del
You're the communal housewife now.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:12:27 [Preview] No.230206 del
I taught Shitey how to dress, somebody else can do the cleaning.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:15:43 [Preview] No.230207 del
Nuro can be the communal prefect just like in his Catholic school.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:26:36 [Preview] No.230209 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:28:50 [Preview] No.230210 del
that crap is autotuned to all get out.
What a smack harpie

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:30:51 [Preview] No.230211 del
yeah, she can't sing listen to her other shit if you want to know what she sounds like
bond songs were always traditionally given to sheilas with big voices, like shirely bassey etc. even Adele suited the more recent one

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:31:07 [Preview] No.230212 del
Drop ship furniture shop. on gumtree. why dont you buy a new dresser chair?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:35:06 [Preview] No.230213 del
fukn moovies gona blame covid for tanking at the box office, but its the no talent nog actors and fags in production that are fucking the industry

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:49:43 [Preview] No.230215 del
Might play through GTA Vice City again. It's been a good 10 years since first playing it on a desktop that had multi-coloured LED fans. Those were the days. Someone made a mod that puts you in 1st-person view.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.230216 del
might have a wank shortly

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 04:57:21 [Preview] No.230217 del
The way the guy is selling it.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:03:16 [Preview] No.230218 del
Meeting a mate soon

Wish I could have a poo so my beer belly is less obvious

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:04:46 [Preview] No.230219 del
Just stand up tall and suck it in. Firm handshake.
Then sit down somewhere and let it all out under the table.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:06:51 [Preview] No.230220 del
you do you

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:08:54 [Preview] No.230221 del
that's the general gist of a wank, yes

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:14:35 [Preview] No.230222 del
'You do you' is the subtle way of telling someone to go fuck themselves

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:15:29 [Preview] No.230223 del
It's 2.44pm on a Saturday and I am sober as a judge. First time in a very, very long while.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:15:52 [Preview] No.230224 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:12 [Preview] No.230225 del
Well done. Keep it up.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:21 [Preview] No.230226 del
Is it? I had better cut back on using that then. Especially at work.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:16:50 [Preview] No.230227 del
Worrying so much about your appearance is effeminate.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:18:14 [Preview] No.230228 del
You should cut back on it anyway. Are you the NEET who calls movies moofies?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:19:37 [Preview] No.230229 del
>Are you the NEET who calls movies moofies?
I feel like that seems to be catching on here.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:30:21 [Preview] No.230230 del
speaking of moofies
That one on cytube is on at seven

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.230231 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:41:56 [Preview] No.230232 del
What are you blokes up to?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:42:39 [Preview] No.230233 del
just had a wank

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.230234 del
good wank?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:43:45 [Preview] No.230235 del
Beer #7

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:20 [Preview] No.230236 del
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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:30 [Preview] No.230237 del
Having an extended wank.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:44:30 [Preview] No.230238 del
nice wish I was on the piss

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:45:26 [Preview] No.230239 del
looking at interest rates

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.230240 del
Pop into Dans for a slab.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:46:10 [Preview] No.230241 del
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sounds interesting

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:46:23 [Preview] No.230242 del
they won't change today

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:47:00 [Preview] No.230243 del
Holding off for the moment. Off chance I might get an invite to go out.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:47:25 [Preview] No.230244 del
damn fava beans are hard to cook. im worried that they will be hard and floury in the lentil and white bean mush.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:52:24 [Preview] No.230245 del
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NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:52:53 [Preview] No.230246 del
are you going to have them with a nice cianti?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:57:28 [Preview] No.230247 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:58:10 [Preview] No.230248 del
Just had a wank.
I've felt half cut all day.
Might go to Dan's.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:11 [Preview] No.230249 del
Least it's normal people porn.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.230250 del
kek what a monger

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.230251 del
>fava beans
We call them broad beans here.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:34 [Preview] No.230252 del
Beans are no longer the staple they once were.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:44 [Preview] No.230253 del
he just really likes cops

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:00:54 [Preview] No.230254 del
classic 'i was hacked' excuse

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:01:17 [Preview] No.230255 del
You might be disappointed, maybe when all the silly rules get lifted.
Fat fingers.
28 degrees today in Shitbourne, it;s the first warmer day after the winter, I always get really tired out on these kinds of days.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:02:05 [Preview] No.230256 del
Oh, I made a mistake, They're tic beans. So sorry.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:02:30 [Preview] No.230257 del
Does '2d' mean he posted it 2 days ago and hasn't taken it down, or pornhub posted it 2 days ago and he just did.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:04:50 [Preview] No.230258 del
that's the original post date, not the retweet time

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:08:47 [Preview] No.230259 del
Came out well actually.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:12:56 [Preview] No.230260 del
Looks nice m8. Very healthful.

I was going to banter that it looks like Cruisey's sink this morning but I wasn't sure how sensitive you are

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:20:39 [Preview] No.230261 del
A saucepan full of future farts

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:20:54 [Preview] No.230262 del
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Stream starts in less than three hours.
I think.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:21:51 [Preview] No.230263 del
Cruisey won't be adding sausages to his full English breakfasts anytime soon

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:22:33 [Preview] No.230264 del
Hey bud. Would you recommend Hungary for a holiday once la rona clears up?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:25:12 [Preview] No.230265 del
Yeah. Why not.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:17 [Preview] No.230266 del
Do you have crumpets there?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:34 [Preview] No.230267 del
To BigUNNA: you didn't miss it.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:26:50 [Preview] No.230268 del
for reference >>229913

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:27:14 [Preview] No.230269 del
All the neets are coming over, and we're going to be staying at your place.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:27:24 [Preview] No.230270 del
Yeah. I think we talked about this the last time. Or maybe I wrote it on kc, not sure.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:28:15 [Preview] No.230271 del
No we didn't. You probably just read about it afterwards.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.230272 del
please leave a wire coat hanger in the toilet for Weber

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:29:36 [Preview] No.230273 del
I'll see you soon then. Have Barbara Palvin ready for me, please.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:32:11 [Preview] No.230274 del

The seethe and gloat is top of the pile of lies tonight.

Am i the only one who couldnt care less?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:33:09 [Preview] No.230276 del
We didn't, but I wrote about it here >>>/kc/39145

Just asked she says she's busy. Sorry.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.230277 del
>Am i the only one who couldnt care less?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:35:10 [Preview] No.230278 del
Thank you.

This made me laugh >>>/kc/39415

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:36:37 [Preview] No.230279 del
yeah, it's a load of crap
isn't that precisely what the vice p is for?
and Biden won't mind a couple of weeks off... he probably needs to hide out anyway so whatever stimulants they pumped him full of for the debate can wear off

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.230280 del
That's alright. How good/bad would you consider the tourist spots in Hungary? If I were to visit a country I'd want to try actually experiencing the country in the purest way possible, not watered down tourist trap sort of things. This is assuming you would know, I know if someone were to ask me this stuff about Australia I couldn't give them a proper answer. I feel I'm also comfortable in assuming the majority of Hungarians don't know English on the same level as yourself, so that'll be something for me to consider with all this stuff.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.230281 del
That's a long topic. I've some irl stuff to do now, but will return about one hour before the stream. I'm gonna drop in some music, then reply to your question in earnest. The hypothetical intrigues me, gonna think about it.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:50:51 [Preview] No.230282 del
That's alright, didn't really take that into account. Thanks mate.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.230283 del
Going to make some hot chicken rolls for dindins using some left over red rooter I think. Have some of those tip top damper buns.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:16:53 [Preview] No.230284 del
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The butthole between Victoria and SA is really well defined.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.230285 del
The landlord is done with the painting for today but I still can't have a shower until Monday. I am going to fill up a bucket and have a strip wash with a flannel in the laundry. I might also wash my hair in the laundry trough.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:21:10 [Preview] No.230286 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:21:23 [Preview] No.230287 del
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Which NEET was this? Spoilered just in case

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:22:08 [Preview] No.230288 del
Wash outside in the nude with the hose.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:23:09 [Preview] No.230289 del
Too small to be Weber's.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:28:26 [Preview] No.230290 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:29:08 [Preview] No.230291 del
fucking lol

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:29:41 [Preview] No.230292 del

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:30:51 [Preview] No.230293 del
Holy shit neet, how many people are you following?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:31:10 [Preview] No.230294 del
I'll at least cut it up.
I felt like one of those efukt girls.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.230295 del
Thank you.
I'm a mong and didn't understand what AEST meant.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:33:10 [Preview] No.230296 del
Big bunga bunga parties

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:34:15 [Preview] No.230297 del
My Monaro makes a thing called mindazi, it's like an unshaped doughnut.
The closest we have would be damper.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:36:23 [Preview] No.230298 del
Licking my lips.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:01 [Preview] No.230299 del
We're still boongs n this side.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:16 [Preview] No.230300 del
buttholeline personality disorder (BPD), also known as emotionally unstable personality disorder (EUPD),[9] is a mental illness characterized by a long-term pattern of unstable relationships, distorted sense of self, and strong emotional reactions.[4][5][10]

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:37:49 [Preview] No.230301 del
Only one?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:38:29 [Preview] No.230302 del
I know a few of them.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:39:08 [Preview] No.230303 del
Don't underestimate a diet of methamucil, KFC and goon.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:39:37 [Preview] No.230304 del
Feeling the shame, went and got a slab, some mints and a bottle.
This one is from Coonawarra.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:41:13 [Preview] No.230305 del
The green side is actually SA pastoral land. The Vic side is all national park. And COVID-19.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:42:57 [Preview] No.230306 del
Just a big one.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:46:10 [Preview] No.230307 del
Might have two more ham and salad wraps for dinner.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:46:52 [Preview] No.230308 del
You've got a big one.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.230309 del
the least they could have done was put some harry potter on the tele tonight but noooooooo

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.230310 del
Please post a photo.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:47:42 [Preview] No.230311 del
I wish.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.230312 del
We should do a harry potter stream just for the board.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:25 [Preview] No.230313 del
4 inch NEET?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:26 [Preview] No.230314 del
I think Harry Potter XIV is getting played tonight in the secret channel.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:48:46 [Preview] No.230315 del
What are we watching on the stream?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.230316 del
You boong.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:49:51 [Preview] No.230317 del
The Life Aquatic.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:50:51 [Preview] No.230318 del
There you go, I would've thought it was the other way around.
Is that is the south of the state?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.230319 del
is it about fish?

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:43 [Preview] No.230320 del
And Monaro is at work til 9.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.230321 del
Get 4k Neet to download them for you, then you can watch them anytime.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:52:20 [Preview] No.230322 del
I am now the board mong.
I don't think there are any other serious contenders.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:52:40 [Preview] No.230323 del
It's a trippy movie.
I saw it years ago.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:53:25 [Preview] No.230324 del
He was trying to organise a play date and you shut him down.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:54:05 [Preview] No.230325 del
Most neets from bad homes are autistic.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:54:28 [Preview] No.230326 del
Bad homes make bad gnomes.
That is why Webby's are so bad.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:19 [Preview] No.230327 del
Monaro, Shitey and Sperg should have a play date.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:30 [Preview] No.230328 del
I think you're in love with him.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:55:45 [Preview] No.230329 del
Motherbat made a good home.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:56:15 [Preview] No.230330 del
Weber told me he loved me once but he also called me a cunt another time.

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:57:01 [Preview] No.230331 del
>tfw only enough ham for one wrap

NEET 10/03/2020 (Sat) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.230332 del
isn't that a term of endearment?

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