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NEET General #232 - We're Using The Frog Edition. NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:18:30 [Preview] No. 231428
It is a pepe.

OLD >>230432


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:18:58 [Preview] No.231429 del
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SA best A


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:19:23 [Preview] No.231430 del
How?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:20:18 [Preview] No.231435 del
I have reported this illegal thread.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:20:31 [Preview] No.231437 del
>>231428
CONTROVERSIAL FROG


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:20:31 [Preview] No.231438 del
Beef and bacon salad for dindins.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.231440 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.231441 del
>>231435
DOBBER


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:21:42 [Preview] No.231442 del
I think it checks out.

Every neet has his day


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:21:45 [Preview] No.231443 del
Great thread. Really good. Love it.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.231444 del
>>231435
Snitches get stitches.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:22:06 [Preview] No.231445 del
>>231435
>>231437
We can only have a Pepe once.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:22:10 [Preview] No.231446 del
>>231438
Looks good. You need that protein after the big workout earlier.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:22:17 [Preview] No.231447 del
I am going to bed in disgust.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:24:05 [Preview] No.231448 del
>>231428
>>231429

This is why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:24:27 [Preview] No.231449 del
>>231422
>>231424

oh god this Hungary Bro rage quitting at another unsucsesfull moovie night

i am so sorry man


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:24:31 [Preview] No.231450 del
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NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:24:37 [Preview] No.231451 del
>>231447
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.231452 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:25:17 [Preview] No.231453 del
ABORIGINAL ETHNOSTATE


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:25:30 [Preview] No.231454 del
>>231447
I'll be in shortly, take your socks off tonight please.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:25:41 [Preview] No.231455 del
>>231450
lasag looks cheesy n gud

>>231447 missed out


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:25:50 [Preview] No.231456 del
>>231449
tread carefully


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:26:44 [Preview] No.231457 del
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NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:27:05 [Preview] No.231458 del
>>231450
>diced zinger
>deceased floral arrangement
>nice-looking lasagne
Very well done.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:27:33 [Preview] No.231459 del
>>231453
ethanolstate soon.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:28:06 [Preview] No.231460 del
>>231454
>take your socks off
Frisky tonight.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:28:19 [Preview] No.231461 del
>>231428
Well threaded. This shithole is in dire need of OC!


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:29:16 [Preview] No.231462 del
>>231457
Fella on the left works at my uni.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:29:44 [Preview] No.231463 del
>>231438
Now that's BASED! And the more I see that mallard plate the more I want it!


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:29:53 [Preview] No.231464 del
500g mince
2x bolognese sauce 500g
1x onyoin
parmesan and tasty cheese

5 meals! 4 frozen down


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.231465 del
>>231460
He likes to traverse the bunions.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:30:27 [Preview] No.231466 del
>>231462
Is he a cleaner?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:30:37 [Preview] No.231467 del
What ever happened to the NEET who snorted the Milo off the spoon?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:30:49 [Preview] No.231468 del
>>231464
Well meal'd.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:31:43 [Preview] No.231469 del
>>231467
He OD'd on bourneville cocoa a few months later. He was buried in an unmarked pauper's grave.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.231470 del
>>231466
He's the head of the engineering department.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:32:38 [Preview] No.231471 del
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>>231461
Here's some OC for you.
I ate the lasagna and needed more feed.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.231472 del
Watching Scrubs.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:33:14 [Preview] No.231473 del
>>231463
>>231438
Mallard plate.
I missed that.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:33:35 [Preview] No.231474 del
>>231471
That's a lot of additional feed.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:33:37 [Preview] No.231475 del
>>231450
Explain yourself!


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:33:45 [Preview] No.231476 del
>>231471
God damn it, I had just finished wanking and then you post this.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:34:36 [Preview] No.231477 del
>>231471
>I ate the lasagna
Not all of it surely?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:34:40 [Preview] No.231478 del
>>231474
All empty carbs, I'll squash them down.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:34:49 [Preview] No.231479 del
>>231450
What's the middle picture?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:34:57 [Preview] No.231480 del
>>231471
>stingy with pixels
>wrong bulge


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:34:59 [Preview] No.231481 del
>>231461
>This shithole
Our home this is


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:35:20 [Preview] No.231482 del
>>231475
Burger
Flower
Lasagna


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:35:38 [Preview] No.231483 del
>>231471
PUFFED WHEAT NEET


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:36:04 [Preview] No.231484 del
>>231474
More feed, more power!


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:36:28 [Preview] No.231485 del
>>231456
i am just sorry time zones are a bitch i can barely get up early enough to talk to alex jones at 3pm austin texas time.... euro hours are even less convenient


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.231486 del
>>231479
It was a little flower bouquet in a sealed container.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:37:08 [Preview] No.231487 del
>>231480
>wrong bulge
This one's bigger


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:37:12 [Preview] No.231488 del
>>231486
What is its origin?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:37:21 [Preview] No.231489 del
>>231484
feed = power


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:37:37 [Preview] No.231490 del
>>231487
Bigger is not always better.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:38:35 [Preview] No.231491 del
>>231488
The ground.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:38:51 [Preview] No.231492 del
>>231490
Shrinkage is where it's at.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:38:52 [Preview] No.231493 del
>>231485
I am not the Hungarian guy, who always posts with a Hungarian flag for a start.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:40:37 [Preview] No.231494 del
The hungarian approaches. The sound of his massive cock dragging behind him gives it away.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:41:06 [Preview] No.231495 del
Having some saltanas to hold back the need.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:41:24 [Preview] No.231496 del
>>231492
Bulge horseshoe theory.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:41:57 [Preview] No.231497 del
>>231496
Less is more.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:42:31 [Preview] No.231498 del
Worryingly energetic again


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:42:40 [Preview] No.231499 del
>>231491
top kek


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:42:44 [Preview] No.231500 del
Need more saltanas.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:43:01 [Preview] No.231501 del
>>231493
Neither am I , but I had to pretend to be him last time, so it's someone else's turn.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:43:26 [Preview] No.231502 del
>>231498
Manic episodes.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:44:30 [Preview] No.231503 del
>>231495
Sorry m8, but they will increase the need.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:45:17 [Preview] No.231504 del
>>231500
I was just snacking on some.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.231505 del
>>231503
I need so bad.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:45:36 [Preview] No.231506 del
>>231449
What do those post have to do with MagyarMate?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:46:03 [Preview] No.231507 del
>>231498
Have a wank


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:46:47 [Preview] No.231508 del
>>231499
You're easy to please


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:47:12 [Preview] No.231509 del
>>231502
You could be right


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:47:15 [Preview] No.231510 del
>>231504
Little dessicated sacks of sugar.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.231511 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:48:08 [Preview] No.231512 del
Drinking brandy mixed with ginger beer as per NOOT's recommendation. It's not bad.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:49:33 [Preview] No.231513 del
>>231512
I recommended an enema, did you try that?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:50:24 [Preview] No.231514 del
>>231512
could try with Irn-Bru too, it's something different


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:51:00 [Preview] No.231515 del
>>231512
I hope that’s not you Weber


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:57:01 [Preview] No.231516 del
Turnips were turnip'd.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:57:33 [Preview] No.231517 del
I was just going through my old emails and found the arch where the board is killing Possum so he gives me the secret codes to be bannermaster.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:58:57 [Preview] No.231518 del
Had some hand painted chockies and a violet crumble.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 09:59:11 [Preview] No.231519 del
>>231517
And now we have shitty Mongaro.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:06 [Preview] No.231520 del
Listening to some future lounge music, having a mint and a bottle of cold water.

Going to re-do my bulge and then start the Khan Academy SQL course.
Quite comfy indeed. I think the dark circles under my eyes are slowly beginning to fade.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:32 [Preview] No.231521 del
>>231519
He has always sought power.
Countless times he's tried to destroy the board to make his own.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:33 [Preview] No.231522 del
bulge


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:44 [Preview] No.231523 del
>>231513
Did you try it first?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:48 [Preview] No.231524 del
>>231513
No need to take it up the arse while liver still mostly functional
>>231514
Never heard of it
>>231515
Wish I had his humongous belly bulge


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:00:56 [Preview] No.231525 del
I found the new world filter, what do I win?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:01:06 [Preview] No.231526 del
>>231519
NastyNEET post.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:01:55 [Preview] No.231527 del
>>231520
I have been drunk and stoned every day since you began cutting back.
You need to share the load.
I can't be board mong on my own.
Monaro has started saying things.
We need a roster.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:01:58 [Preview] No.231528 del
>>231518
>chockies
>>231520
>future lounge music


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:02:14 [Preview] No.231529 del
>>231523
I cleaned it after.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:03:09 [Preview] No.231530 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:05:09 [Preview] No.231531 del
>>231527
What the fuck cunt
I thought you kept your boongery to 2 days max?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:05:22 [Preview] No.231532 del
>>231525
Have a rewarding wank.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:05:38 [Preview] No.231533 del
>>231521
He's a snake.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:06:37 [Preview] No.231534 del
>>231527
>Monaro has started saying things.
What has she said?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:08:57 [Preview] No.231535 del
>>231527
So the position is official now?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:09:01 [Preview] No.231536 del
>>231534
Either stop hanging with the fuckwits on this board or I'm leaving you


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:09:57 [Preview] No.231537 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:10:27 [Preview] No.231538 del
>>231527
i cant keep up with all this drama


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:10:27 [Preview] No.231539 del
Hyundai decides not to wait and pays the price - Carlisle WA

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_smL4VrG9bE [Embed]


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:10:29 [Preview] No.231540 del
>>231536
I'm here for (You).


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:14:09 [Preview] No.231541 del
>>231539
I can't believe the shit that flys out of it.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:14:27 [Preview] No.231542 del
>>231536
I hope you wished her well and locked the door behind her.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:15:22 [Preview] No.231543 del
Are you lonesome tonight - Easy Piano

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-cktumcVA [Embed]


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:16:35 [Preview] No.231544 del
I'm lonesome every night...


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:17:07 [Preview] No.231545 del
>>231539
Fark imagine being the passenger


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:17:38 [Preview] No.231546 del
>>231539
Hope they kicked the shit out of that stupid cunt.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:19:27 [Preview] No.231547 del
>>231539
They scored a goal.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:20:13 [Preview] No.231548 del
>>231546
Calm down. Judge Roy Bean over here...


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:22:52 [Preview] No.231549 del
>>231548
It just amazes me you can do something deliberately retarded behind the wheel of 1.5+ tons of steel and everybody just shrugs and calls it an “accident”.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:25:28 [Preview] No.231550 del
>>231531
Nah, I am full boong.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:25:51 [Preview] No.231551 del
>>231533
In the arse.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:27:26 [Preview] No.231552 del
>>231534
I'm drinking too much and too often.
I was sick of having the slab sitting at the end of the kitchen in the laundry, easy to see. So I took all the six packs out and lined them along the wall on a counter by the back door.
Probably made it more noticeable.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:27:51 [Preview] No.231553 del
>>231538
You will never be board mong.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:29:23 [Preview] No.231554 del
She knocks off.
I need to sober up, she'll be home soon.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.231555 del
>>231542
>>231540
>>231537
Perhaps I should clarify that I'm not the NOOT with the Monaro 'saying things'


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:29:55 [Preview] No.231556 del
So I make 3713 a month and have a fixed outgoing total (rent and bills) of 1307.
Leaves me with around 2400 each month.

Working from home I'd spend maybe 150 at most on fuel a month.
I spent 1350 on groceries (proper, not booze) in the past 3 months. But this will be a bit skewed because I'm living alone now. Thats 450 each month. So $500 on fuel and groceries.

That leaves with $1900 to "play with" more or less. I'm gonna try and put away at least a grand a month in that case because I always find a way to buy random shit. Hopefully I can push that up to 1.5k and have 400 on luxuries or random things that popup: new tyres, dental work, etc.
That's a potential saving of 18 grand a year. Even if its 15k a year thats a deposit in 3 years, I'll be just about 30 which isn't too bad. That's assuming I don't get a raise at all.
If my pay went up from 50k now to say 80k, that'd put me in a decent position overall I reckon. It's just a matter of actually sticking to it.

Calculating this is kind of motivating. Any financial tips NEETo's?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:30:31 [Preview] No.231557 del
>>231555
Yes you are.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:31:46 [Preview] No.231558 del
Ended up cheating on Dan and going to the local independent for some longnecks, bought a full tank of petrol too, I noticed that view was very nice while I was filling up so I took a picture of it.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:31:56 [Preview] No.231559 del
>>231552
>>231554
Have a wank to freshen up.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:32:22 [Preview] No.231560 del
>>231556
Fuck.
Even the time scale is on point.
Did I kick some cunt into boong oblivion three years ago, like monk is doing to me.
It's a cycle. Mabo.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:33:18 [Preview] No.231561 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight and right.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:33:47 [Preview] No.231562 del
>>231556
What do you do?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:35:10 [Preview] No.231563 del
>>231561
Good night Tight'n'RightNEET


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:35:31 [Preview] No.231564 del
>>231558
Very pretty.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:35:53 [Preview] No.231565 del
>>231562
Soft IT/call centre cuck


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:42:06 [Preview] No.231566 del
>>231558
A relative sent me a job advert today for a position at Dan's. They don't know I'm an alco.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:42:29 [Preview] No.231567 del
>>231561
Good night. I'm off too


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:42:59 [Preview] No.231568 del
Got that opiate like feeling again reading about first home buyers grants


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:43:04 [Preview] No.231569 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:43:26 [Preview] No.231570 del
>>231566
Maybe they do.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:43:43 [Preview] No.231571 del
>>231568
End of the year for the builder's grant.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:47:06 [Preview] No.231572 del
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>>231556
oh fuck off cunt


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:48:49 [Preview] No.231573 del
Nuro has made a couple of odd replies tonight. I don't what is going on with him.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:49:24 [Preview] No.231574 del
>>231573
Goon is a hell of a drug.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:50:51 [Preview] No.231575 del
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NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:54:24 [Preview] No.231576 del
>>231573
>>231574
no its actually a girl


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:58:06 [Preview] No.231577 del
>>231576
Nuro is one hell of a girl.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 10:59:37 [Preview] No.231578 del
>>231576
Tell us more.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:04:37 [Preview] No.231579 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:04:57 [Preview] No.231580 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:05:12 [Preview] No.231581 del
>>231564
Thank you.
>>231566
A job at Dan's might not be too bad by retail job standards, but if you can't keep yourself in check around booze I can't imagine it would be nice.
>>231575
Maybe he replied to the wrong post, either way he will have to explain himself, either now or at the next council meeting.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:08:10 [Preview] No.231582 del
>>231566
Maybe seeing all the sad shambling alco customers come through at Dan's would scare you straight.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:08:58 [Preview] No.231583 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-05/search-for-missing-federal-circuit-court-judge-guy-andrew/12733250

Lets hope this traitor is feeding some yabbies at the bottom of a dam.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:14:32 [Preview] No.231584 del
>>231583
Are you the same NEET that wanted the driver in that car crash video lynched on the footpath?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:17:49 [Preview] No.231585 del
>>231584
A bloodthirsty NEET.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:18:30 [Preview] No.231586 del
>>231579
burn in hell


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:19:38 [Preview] No.231587 del
Gonna pop two (2) suzies and watch some more of Travellers on netflix.
I watched the whole season with the ex but I was too out of it with the drinking to remember most of it.
Hopefully I'm not awake all night again.
Night night neets.

>>231579
Goodnight, a half decent gook.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:19:49 [Preview] No.231588 del
>>231586
Damn, what did he do?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:20:21 [Preview] No.231589 del
>>231579
Gook night. A very ugly one.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:20:51 [Preview] No.231590 del
>>231588
not commit sepuku months ago


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:21:18 [Preview] No.231591 del
>>231590
You should show him how to do it then.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:22:09 [Preview] No.231592 del
if i had a wife i would be beating her now stupid bitch


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:24:12 [Preview] No.231593 del
>>231592
What is going on?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:25:45 [Preview] No.231594 del
Nuro are you on the goon, the opiates or both tonight?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:28:46 [Preview] No.231595 del
>>231594
> it the real nuro


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:29:02 [Preview] No.231596 del
>>231594
hopefully it's both and his liver finally gives out


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:30:40 [Preview] No.231597 del
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Struggled with the fast today. Only made it to 1:30pm, I caved had some vitawheats with cheese and gherkin.

Had a scotch fillet with chips and salad for dinner. Over did the steak but it was still tender enough. Chips came up severely crispy in the air fryer.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:30:49 [Preview] No.231598 del
>>231595
which nuro is it tonight?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:31:01 [Preview] No.231599 del
Wasted most my day fiddling with windows 10 instead of chilling with my neet bros on here. Never mind. Good night neets.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:31:52 [Preview] No.231600 del
>>231599
Good night neet


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:32:40 [Preview] No.231601 del
>>231597
Every day is a battle and we have to keep fighting. Good on you for keeping the fight going mate.
>>231599
Sweet dreams.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 11:33:47 [Preview] No.231602 del
>>231601
The eternal obesity struggle. I will try to make it all the day to dinner time tomorrow.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:04:22 [Preview] No.231603 del
Currently going through a depressive episode after ceasing the dexies


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:06:39 [Preview] No.231604 del
>>231556
I can't provide any advice in my current state


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:09:36 [Preview] No.231605 del
>>231597
I had to bowls of pasta and two servings of chips and two drinks of juice


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:11:39 [Preview] No.231606 del
>>231605
tremendous


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:11:52 [Preview] No.231607 del
>>231587
I think I may have a seroquel as well since I'm wide awake


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 13:18:15 [Preview] No.231608 del
>>231583
You shouldn't wish such fates on people


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 14:02:40 [Preview] No.231609 del
>>231608
just shut the fuck up already


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 14:14:34 [Preview] No.231610 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 14:38:30 [Preview] No.231611 del
>>231610
fuck off


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 16:59:07 [Preview] No.231612 del
>>231603
How long were you on them for? I keep wondering if they're affecting me, changing my personality.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 18:11:53 [Preview] No.231613 del
Woke up before 5 and can’t go back to sleep.
Might just get up and do something productive


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 18:30:43 [Preview] No.231614 del
>>231613
>Woke up before 5 and can’t go back to sleep.
iktf. It's worse when I wake up at 3:51, try and pretend I'm asleep until 4, then say 4 is nearly 5 and I'm fine getting up no matter how fucked up and bleary I feel


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:11:31 [Preview] No.231615 del
Good Morning, NEETs

I've had a grand total of 3 weeks off in the last 9 months, its been crazy busy.

I feel bad for all you cunce with nothing to do all day.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:15:53 [Preview] No.231616 del
>>231614
I'm going to blame daylight savings. 5 is basically 6 and 6 is ok.

3.5km jog complete. Time for breakky and some more SQL course.
#noweakbitch


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:16:24 [Preview] No.231617 del
>>231597
Good feed.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:17:58 [Preview] No.231618 del
>>231615
>>231614
>>231613
Good morning friends.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:18:32 [Preview] No.231619 del
Back in the olden days, would this be ten to 5 or 7?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:19:59 [Preview] No.231620 del
Sort of going to try and start to not be as much of a boong as often a bit maybe.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:22:23 [Preview] No.231621 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:25:02 [Preview] No.231622 del
>>231621
Morning


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:27:14 [Preview] No.231623 del
>>231616
I know a bit about sql, but my knowledge is all unsystematic because I've never taken any actual courses on it and I'm wondering what I'm missing out on.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:28:46 [Preview] No.231624 del
Wasted the long weekend.
Other wagies plan, organise and make the most of them, going on holidays or renovating.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:33:27 [Preview] No.231625 del
Going to go to work early, then do shopping afterwards. Then hopefully go to sleep as soon as I come home.
Maybe today can be a sober day.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:33:56 [Preview] No.231626 del
>>231623
SQL is finding information in a database, particularly when data may exist over multiple tables. There isn't as much good information about those queries involving multiple tables. You might the name of a customer who has purchased the most drinks at any pub only on Wank lane.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:35:49 [Preview] No.231627 del
>>231624
A lot of wagies where stuck in 10+ km traffic yesterday coming home to work tomorrow.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:36:16 [Preview] No.231628 del
>>231625
It will be a sober day.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:41:33 [Preview] No.231629 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:48:14 [Preview] No.231630 del
>>231629
It's probably all the goon. He loves it when you pop in.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:50:40 [Preview] No.231631 del
>>231630
I see. Then I pop out now. Good night.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:54:00 [Preview] No.231632 del
>>231627
Part of the success process.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:54:38 [Preview] No.231633 del
>>231628
Maybe if I have a couple beers at lunch, I can skip dinner beer and supper wine.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:55:16 [Preview] No.231634 del
Breaky


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:55:33 [Preview] No.231635 del
>>231631
>pop out
You will incur the wrath of Bec.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:55:56 [Preview] No.231636 del
>>231634
Too much foods for breaky.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:57:22 [Preview] No.231637 del
>>231634
Far too much greenery. You need to feed that green stuff to an animal, then eat the animal.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 19:59:46 [Preview] No.231638 del
>>231637
Yeah I didn't manage to finish the greens


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:22:10 [Preview] No.231639 del
100mg of caffeine down the hatch


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:24:30 [Preview] No.231640 del
Do list:
Coles +Chemist
Clean house
washing out
pick fight with cruisey
go see mummybot
online shopping


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:36:16 [Preview] No.231641 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:36:43 [Preview] No.231642 del
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THIS BODY
THIS BODY HOLDING ME


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:38:05 [Preview] No.231644 del
>>231641
Kek
Very well sung


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 20:47:54 [Preview] No.231645 del
morning
forgot my pass
can't get into my office
got some other sucker to let me into my building, but nobody as yet has the power to open my office door


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:00:03 [Preview] No.231646 del
Already feeling tired after the early wakeup.

>>231645
Ouch!


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:07:46 [Preview] No.231647 del
>>231645
They need more feed.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:09:15 [Preview] No.231648 del
>>231645
what did they do in the olden days? get the night watchman to open up or something.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:14:24 [Preview] No.231650 del
>>231634
feed = power


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NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:15:54 [Preview] No.231652 del
>>231641
Good tune.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:17:05 [Preview] No.231654 del
>>231648
Knock three times and the door would open.
A man in a nightie, cap and slippers, holding a candle would give you a loaf of bread.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:18:21 [Preview] No.231655 del
Based
>Aboriginal activist and incoming Greens senator who hates the flag and national anthem says her family won't support her as she 'swears allegiance to the coloniser' in parliament
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8806613/Incoming-Greens-senator-braces-backlash-swears-allegiance-coloniser.html


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:18:44 [Preview] No.231656 del
>>231648
All the doors have proximity card readers, rather than traditional keys.

Got onto the security server, but it doesn't have the ability to open doors. All I can do is clone my permissions onto somebody else's card. Trouble is nobody I know is here yet.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:20:22 [Preview] No.231657 del
Lesbians are furious
>Women's Prize for Fiction sparks transgender row after opening award to any writer legally identifying as female
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8806971/Womens-Prize-Fiction-opens-award-writer-legally-identifying-female.html


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:20:26 [Preview] No.231658 del
>>231651
Dog cunts don't respect culture.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:20:53 [Preview] No.231659 del
>>231653
Good morning.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:22:40 [Preview] No.231660 del
>>231655
family will respect her gibbs though


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:24:52 [Preview] No.231661 del
>>231657
Imagine still needing a leg up for a fucking writing contest.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:24:57 [Preview] No.231662 del
Got to work an hour early because I have a sign up this morning. I booked it in last week, forgetting that Monday was a holiday and the weekly wank meeting would be moved to Tuesday. Got it all sorted in about half an hour, so I could have gotten here at the normal time. Might have an early minute. Monaro said as I left that she's on shift today until 9. I don't think I can have an opportunity like that and not boong. Sober October may need to wait until tomorrow.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:26:53 [Preview] No.231663 del
>>231656
Go talk to one of the random workers there that you don't know.
Strike up a conversation, get to know them better.
Clone your card and take them out to dinner.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:27:07 [Preview] No.231664 del
>>231640
That's a lot.

Me: Dans. Coles. Drink. Eat. Sleep


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:27:56 [Preview] No.231665 del
>>231664
Lavidalavoca


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:29:06 [Preview] No.231666 del
>>231661
I just find it hilarious that these feminist are barking about equality and how women need to be treated with respect, but these other people who are proud of their identify are shunned by them. It is the one of the few instances where I will accept the tranny pill.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:29:55 [Preview] No.231667 del
>>231662
>Sober October may need to wait until tomorrow.
Days, weeks, fortnights, years...


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:32:07 [Preview] No.231668 del
>>231663
Did part I and IIIa.
Still processing last Wednesday's IIIb.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:36:16 [Preview] No.231669 del
Fucking freezing this morning in Adelaide.
I've got an online test ian an hour. Studied hard and should all be good. I just want it to be over. I am going to do some dishes, shopping and cooking afterwards.
I wish I could've stayed in bed until noon or so due to the cold.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:38:47 [Preview] No.231670 del
My new bedsheets are arriving today.
I've judged AusPost too harshly.
Hope theyre comfy.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:40:55 [Preview] No.231671 del
>>231669
Good luck.

>>231670
Wait until they arrive before counting your blessings.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:43:04 [Preview] No.231672 del
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NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:46:05 [Preview] No.231673 del
>>231672
Me today.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:48:32 [Preview] No.231674 del
How do her fingers bend like that?
>'Your dog won't be breathing!' Woman threatens to KILL her boyfriend's family pet after they changed the WiFi password and left the couple without access in their basement apartment
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8807499/Woman-threatens-kill-boyfriends-family-dog-WiFi-access.html


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:50:53 [Preview] No.231675 del
>>231674
Imagine being unable to hack a wifi password or pee standing up.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:52:15 [Preview] No.231676 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:56:22 [Preview] No.231677 del
>>231674
goblin looking bitch
just asking to be killed messing with somebody's dog


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:58:13 [Preview] No.231678 del
>>231674
Those earrings. are they for the wi-fi?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 21:59:42 [Preview] No.231679 del
>>231674
This poor lady clearly needs a support plan and services to be installed so she can live her best life.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:03:42 [Preview] No.231680 del
Done two anxious poos so far.
Hopefully I am all pooed out by the time my test starts.
Shouldn't have had breakky before the test.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:08:01 [Preview] No.231681 del
>>231680
You'll be right, mate.
Just keep a bucket by the computer.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:16:29 [Preview] No.231682 del
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I'm sick of all the shit he says.
It's picking a fight with cruisey day.
Gonna make him fucken pay/
Fucken Cruisey, Fucken aye.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:24:18 [Preview] No.231683 del
Nuro introduced himself as flabba wabba jabbah noongar once.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:25:24 [Preview] No.231684 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:26:28 [Preview] No.231685 del
>>231682
you touch cruisey and i will fucking end you mate


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:28:37 [Preview] No.231686 del
one of my wisdom teeth is almost horizontal


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:29:58 [Preview] No.231687 del
>>231686
Get them pulled as I remember the pain I had from them.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:30:38 [Preview] No.231688 del
>>231687
no money :(


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:30:42 [Preview] No.231689 del
I stroked cruisey once.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:31:15 [Preview] No.231690 del
>>231682
That other neet is gonna bash you m8


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:31:26 [Preview] No.231691 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:32:02 [Preview] No.231692 del
who is trying to fight cruisey?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:34:18 [Preview] No.231693 del
>>231685
you couldn't end a durry with a drawback.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:35:21 [Preview] No.231694 del
I'll wallop you on the noggin mate-o


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:35:41 [Preview] No.231695 del
>>231685
You're on cunt. Behind the oval after school. I'll smash you.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:35:55 [Preview] No.231696 del
Doing the test.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:36:45 [Preview] No.231697 del
Cruisey is so weak he has to get his mates to fight for him.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:37:01 [Preview] No.231698 del
>>231682
I'm the one with the high flying foot.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:37:27 [Preview] No.231699 del
>>231695
Kek. I literally did that once.
nearly cripped the guy.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:38:04 [Preview] No.231700 del
>>231697
I don't 'get', they defend my honour with out asking.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:38:39 [Preview] No.231701 del
>>231688
Go to a hospital and complain about the ongoing and tremendous pain. I remember living on pain killers when I had four of them pushing all inwards.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:38:42 [Preview] No.231702 del
>>231699
Crippled his anus


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:39:07 [Preview] No.231703 del
>>231700
it will take an army of your mongs to hold me back.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:39:57 [Preview] No.231704 del
>>231703
This has been prearranged.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:41:04 [Preview] No.231705 del
>>231702
nah schoolyard fights are so dangerous.
someone ends up loosing an eye or something. Kids dont know how to fight without maiming.

I blame the nanny state education system


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:41:34 [Preview] No.231706 del
>>231692
Bad NEET


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:41:46 [Preview] No.231707 del
>>231704
all your mongs will cry when you are BTFO and cant provide them with services


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:42:50 [Preview] No.231708 del
>>231696
you gonna cheat?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:42:56 [Preview] No.231709 del
>>231705
My fighting style was developed from dragon ball z


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:44:20 [Preview] No.231710 del
>>231709
lets hope you are never tested in mortal combat then.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:45:55 [Preview] No.231711 del
>>231710
Well bantered.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:48:18 [Preview] No.231712 del
>>231707
My mongs don't cry.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:50:01 [Preview] No.231713 del
morning shit time, excited


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:50:30 [Preview] No.231714 del
>>231710
I will use my balls to conjure shenron and come back to life.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:50:59 [Preview] No.231715 del
>>231713
Think of me.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 22:59:23 [Preview] No.231716 del
>>231715
i was shitting not wanking


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:01:17 [Preview] No.231717 del
Killing it at the wage this morning despite the tiredness creeping over me


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:05:42 [Preview] No.231718 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:15:58 [Preview] No.231719 del
>>231718
Interesting article with a lot of information.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:18:08 [Preview] No.231720 del
>>231718
does that mean if you install linux from a egyptian mirror then you have a potentially compomised distro?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:18:26 [Preview] No.231721 del
A small amount of natural Greek yoghurt (7% carbs) with cinnamon.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:23:13 [Preview] No.231722 del
>>231720
Possibly, although I would imagine the major distros have something validating SHA256 checksums nightly on distribution points.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:27:47 [Preview] No.231723 del
>>231722
imagine installing a sandnigger linux distibution.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:28:05 [Preview] No.231724 del
>>231720
Not really. Just because they found a file in Egypt doesn't mean it's more likely to make itself to Egyptian mirrors.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:30:59 [Preview] No.231725 del
Bedsheets arrived.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:32:31 [Preview] No.231726 del
Did the test. Didn't go fantastic.
I barely passed it. I should've studied more but it was way harder than I anticipated. Definitely harder than the other one.
I've been getting well above the class averages so I think that might've just been a difficult one.
I expect I'll finish the course around a high credit or low distinction.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:33:14 [Preview] No.231727 del
>>231726
Do they give you the score immediately?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:34:24 [Preview] No.231728 del
>>231726
you only had an hour to do it?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:34:47 [Preview] No.231729 del
>>231680
You would've been scatter-brained without any feed and test-results would've suffered because of it.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:38:15 [Preview] No.231730 del
>>231705
I remember watching an episode of Oprah where she was interviewing a group of young sluts who were giving all the boys blowjobs behind a toilet block during recess. I was so fucking jealous that such things never even remotely happened to me in high school. And still am.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:38:21 [Preview] No.231731 del
>>231727
Yeah, normally they'd do written ones with proofs and everything but due to the pandemic it is now all online multiple choice, with the proofs being restricted to the assignments and the exam.
I thought it would be a joke at first but the questions are actually quite difficult despite being multiple choice.
The final exam is also online but instead you write stuff out on paper and scan it in to them.

>>231728
Yes. This one took me the full hour too, unlike the first which only took half an hour.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:40:42 [Preview] No.231732 del
>>231721
Greek is slang for anal sex among the hooker community.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:51:34 [Preview] No.231734 del


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:53:24 [Preview] No.231735 del
>>231730
>watching oprah


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:53:52 [Preview] No.231736 del
>>231735
It's ok if you just watch it for the porn


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:54:21 [Preview] No.231737 del
>>231730
Were they niggers?


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:54:29 [Preview] No.231738 del
>>231733
Looks like shit quality pizza tbh


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:54:50 [Preview] No.231739 del
Very excited to poo out breakfast and weigh myself.


NEET 10/05/2020 (Mon) 23:56:21 [Preview] No.231740 del
>>231736
>oprah for porn
why not. thats the only pink they get in gaol


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:02:40 [Preview] No.231741 del
fuck it. Lunch time. exercise time later


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:05:52 [Preview] No.231742 del
>>231733
SA DUMB A

>>231737
White. I wouldn't have cared if they were niggers.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:18:11 [Preview] No.231744 del
>>231743
this is a lot of words mate


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:19:05 [Preview] No.231745 del
Having a coffee to counteract the breakfast beer.

t. Eternal Mong


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:20:07 [Preview] No.231746 del
Booze-free beer.


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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:24:45 [Preview] No.231748 del
>>231745
Based and mong-pilled


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:25:35 [Preview] No.231749 del
>>231748
what happened to your head bumps, m8?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:25:57 [Preview] No.231750 del
>>231747
>yikes


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:26:53 [Preview] No.231751 del
Listening to Post Malone


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:28:13 [Preview] No.231752 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:28:45 [Preview] No.231753 del
>>231751
why would you do a silly thing like that?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:29:31 [Preview] No.231754 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:33:40 [Preview] No.231755 del
>>231748
Stop idolising neets like this. Neets from good homes do not have beer for breakfast.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:38:16 [Preview] No.231756 del
G-Wagon G-Wagon G-Wagon G-Wagon G-Wagon


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:46:38 [Preview] No.231757 del
>(Bloomberg) -- Elusive cybersecurity pioneer John McAfee was arrested in Spain for tax evasion in the U.S., the Justice Department in Washington said.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:52:04 [Preview] No.231758 del
>>231743
Love Spandrell. His best work is on Bio-Leninism in my opinion.

https://spandrell.com/2017/11/14/biological-leninism/


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:52:49 [Preview] No.231759 del
>>231751
Pre Malone was better.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:57:29 [Preview] No.231760 del
>>231759
The pre-ops have that something extra special to please our darkest desires


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 00:58:26 [Preview] No.231761 del
>>231757
Poor bloke.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:08:41 [Preview] No.231762 del
>>231756
Is this the cultural enrichment I hear about?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:33:17 [Preview] No.231763 del
Having a ham and salad wrap and cup of tea for late breakfast/early lunch.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:40:14 [Preview] No.231764 del
>>231763
Sounds like a lovely meal.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:42:16 [Preview] No.231765 del
>>231764
I fucked up and had a choc ripple bikkie earlier this morning. So nothing until dinner time for me now.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:45:48 [Preview] No.231766 del
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Cruisey's a sook
He's chicken as fuck
Be here tonight mate.
if you got the guts.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:46:38 [Preview] No.231767 del
>>231765
And then the rest of the packet for dinner?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:47:36 [Preview] No.231768 del
>>231763
Bought some deli ham this morn and pita bread. 4 big slices came to $8. Back when living alone all I could afford was Devon and dollar-loaf homebrand bread.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:47:57 [Preview] No.231769 del
>>231767
Nope, another ham and salad wrap.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:48:09 [Preview] No.231770 del
>>231765
A good meal like that should tide you over. I feel that feed is more rewarding if he had at particular times rather than grazing on it throughout the day.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:50:42 [Preview] No.231771 del
>231766
Those auto-playing gifs cuddle my system's memory. Had to hide it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:52:37 [Preview] No.231772 del
>>231771
Sounds like it is time for an upgrade.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:52:46 [Preview] No.231773 del
>231771
It's too powerful for you.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:54:18 [Preview] No.231774 del
Even after that chicken and bacon breaky I've been hungry for a couple hours.
Time for a buttery, peppercorn steak lunch.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 01:59:10 [Preview] No.231775 del
I bet some of you aren't Noongahs but a bunch of Murris.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:01:52 [Preview] No.231776 del
no idea what the difference between linux text editors vim and nano. I suspect i dont need both. gonna skip vim


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:06:02 [Preview] No.231777 del
>>231776
vim is pure autism, compiled and linked


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:07:29 [Preview] No.231778 del
>>231777
should i install linux kernel and modules?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:09:48 [Preview] No.231779 del
Alright neets, I'm bored. What is history's most important conspiracy theory that I need to be aware of?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:10:30 [Preview] No.231780 del
>>231778
You should get them installed into your brain. Become one with the machine. Reach nerdvarna.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:10:40 [Preview] No.231781 del
>>231779
Nuro = Nofun


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:12:04 [Preview] No.231782 del
>>231780
Fuck it. im installing the kernel. YOLO Motherclucker


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:13:16 [Preview] No.231783 del
>>231779
Coronavirus


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:15:41 [Preview] No.231785 del
Oh looks like i already installed the kernel in the base package


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:16:28 [Preview] No.231786 del
No, wait. I didnt. i was mistaken


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:16:40 [Preview] No.231787 del
>>231781
Impossible - those in the know already know that nuro = possum


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:21:57 [Preview] No.231788 del
>>231787
Is anyone here not Nuro?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:23:58 [Preview] No.231789 del
(17.12 MB 1280x720 GwGh1R8jQjEOPRGs.mp4)


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:26:35 [Preview] No.231790 del
>>231788
I'm not. I'm NoFun today.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:36:13 [Preview] No.231791 del
>>231789
I don't get it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:37:41 [Preview] No.231792 del
>>231789
Kek. I totally get that.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:45:04 [Preview] No.231793 del
>>231774
>buttery, peppercorn steak
Sounds deelish! Bought some rump this morn that I plan to make fajitas with.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:49:38 [Preview] No.231794 del
quality of neets is down the toilet recently this happens from time to time


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:49:53 [Preview] No.231795 del
>231784
Another gif bites the dust!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:52:16 [Preview] No.231796 del
>>231716
Same thing.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:52:22 [Preview] No.231797 del
Watching a playthrough of Shadow of the Collossus on youtube, a game I've read about but never seen before. Very aesthetic.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 02:58:55 [Preview] No.231798 del
>>231797
hd version?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:01:52 [Preview] No.231799 del
>>231797
Well worth playing if you have the means to. But not much point if after watching a full playthrough.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:03:57 [Preview] No.231800 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7yloPB_fUCs [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:08:01 [Preview] No.231801 del
I'm gluing my boot, any of you neets need anything glued?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:08:58 [Preview] No.231802 del
Howdy NEEToes.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:09:24 [Preview] No.231803 del
>>231802
Hello m8.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:09:41 [Preview] No.231804 del
>>231801
No thanks.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:12:22 [Preview] No.231805 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:17:53 [Preview] No.231806 del
>>231802
hola toe neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:24:23 [Preview] No.231807 del
>>231795
I set my browser to only play them once


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:41:25 [Preview] No.231808 del
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hot


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 03:44:30 [Preview] No.231809 del
>>231808
He is going to throw out his back doing that one day.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:15:13 [Preview] No.231810 del
Gassy after the steak lunch. Feeling kind of sleep deprived but energetic.

>>231785
Can't run Linux without the linux kernel.
Nano is fine but vim is better if you're autistic enough.

>>231800
Played it on PS2, comfy times.

>>231808
Hot!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:28:48 [Preview] No.231811 del
>>231769
IGA roast chook, Don Melosi premium leg ham, apple coleslaw and lettuce stuffed in a pita pocket.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:29:50 [Preview] No.231812 del
>>231811
Bulging at the seams. Very well stuffed.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:31:32 [Preview] No.231813 del
>>231801
Pull the straps a little too hard?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:33:12 [Preview] No.231814 del
>>231808
Can't tell or not if she's underage. Not the best thing to post 'round here.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:35:43 [Preview] No.231815 del
That boomer cunt over the road is running his motorbike engine again. He never goes anywhere. The engine just runs while its stationary in his driveway. Sometime he sits on it and clenches and unclenches his arse cheeks for ten minutes or so before getting off.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:37:53 [Preview] No.231816 del
>>231815
You should record it for us to have a laugh at.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:38:27 [Preview] No.231817 del
>>231811
Looks tasty


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:39:54 [Preview] No.231818 del
>>231811
feed = power


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:40:20 [Preview] No.231819 del
Testicular wrecking ball.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:43:02 [Preview] No.231820 del
I air fried all the remaining chevaps, cut them in half and have put them in the fridge. I will add them to a tomato-based pasta sauce tomorrow and whip up a pasta dish.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:43:54 [Preview] No.231821 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:44:28 [Preview] No.231822 del
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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:46:01 [Preview] No.231823 del
>>231822
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:52:31 [Preview] No.231824 del
I fucking hate Jews.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 04:55:02 [Preview] No.231825 del
>>231824
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:04:28 [Preview] No.231827 del
>>231668
Give us the goss on IIIb


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:04:30 [Preview] No.231828 del
>>231824
Hello Israel


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:05:24 [Preview] No.231829 del
>>231689
Did you?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:07:49 [Preview] No.231830 del
>>231741
That's the spirit.
I had a rooter ripper poll with bacon and cheese in a meal with popcorn chook.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:09:31 [Preview] No.231832 del
>>231775
Koori cuz


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:10:39 [Preview] No.231833 del
>>231826
OctSober is making some NOOTs very agitated


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:11:56 [Preview] No.231834 del
>>231811
Yummy.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:18:28 [Preview] No.231835 del
Rub the balloon on the nipple.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:25:27 [Preview] No.231836 del
What are you doing?
Why aren't you posting?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:25:53 [Preview] No.231837 del
Mate was "definitely" going to pop over... yesterday.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:26:30 [Preview] No.231838 del
>>231837
I beg your pardon?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:27:56 [Preview] No.231839 del
>>231838
lick my toes while you're down there


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:28:44 [Preview] No.231840 del
>>231839
You will beg my pardon before sundown.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:29:28 [Preview] No.231841 del
>>231838
He was going to come over to hang out. Never did and never messaged me to say that.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:35:28 [Preview] No.231843 del
I need a choof.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:35:43 [Preview] No.231844 del
I lasted about half an hour.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:36:18 [Preview] No.231845 del
>>231841
What a shithead.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:36:28 [Preview] No.231846 del
>>231840
I beg your pardon neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:36:57 [Preview] No.231847 del
>>231846
I never promised you a rose garden.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:37:17 [Preview] No.231848 del
>>231845
I'm starting to wonder how much him forgetting is actually him not caring.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:37:23 [Preview] No.231849 del
>>231842
>peeped


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:38:22 [Preview] No.231850 del
>>231842
hey you sound pretty cool, wanna be friends?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:38:34 [Preview] No.231851 del
>>231842
The substances have cooked your scone.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:39:05 [Preview] No.231852 del
>>231850
He's mine. Stay away.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:39:44 [Preview] No.231853 del
>>231612
Couple of months at most, I never stay on them too long


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:40:00 [Preview] No.231854 del
>>231848
Are you the one that always asks to do something together? Would he ask you round if you didn't contact him first?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:40:52 [Preview] No.231855 del
>>231854
He asks me around a fair bit as well. Starting to notices things always have to be on his terms.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:41:28 [Preview] No.231856 del
>>231855
Does he have other friends he does more stuff with?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:43:47 [Preview] No.231857 del
Going to have a nap.
>>231856
He has other friends, I never really asked questions relating to that since there's a chance to get an answer I don't want to hear.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:44:34 [Preview] No.231858 del
The belligerent boong and the munted mong.
The duality of NEET. Become all.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:45:05 [Preview] No.231859 del
>>231852
What do you want for him.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:45:28 [Preview] No.231860 del
>>231843
>>231844
Straight to the lungs.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:46:01 [Preview] No.231861 del
Sorry for my outburst before.
I think the threat of stopping makes me sort of lash out/throw a tantrum.
I need to get control and stop being a retard.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:46:06 [Preview] No.231862 del
>>231857
Goodnight neet.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:46:10 [Preview] No.231863 del
>>231842
You need to addicted to the NEET arses that go clap, clap, clap:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUIrolORx6M [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:48:12 [Preview] No.231864 del
I stink of BO.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:49:07 [Preview] No.231865 del
Does the BO stink?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:49:46 [Preview] No.231866 del
Tha BO stanks.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:50:12 [Preview] No.231867 del
>>231863
I was not ready for that.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 05:54:55 [Preview] No.231868 del
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>>231757
Not good, I don't agree with all his politcal view but I kind of like the outlaw persona he's build up for himself.'
>>231779
This one.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, craving some KFC, i hope I can resist the Colonel's pull for another day.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:01:06 [Preview] No.231869 del
>>231868
Fuck it, I will go to KFC.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:02:10 [Preview] No.231870 del
>>231869
Good choice. The Colonel brings happiness into his customers' lives.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:03:30 [Preview] No.231872 del
>>231867
>I was not ready for that.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:04:04 [Preview] No.231873 del
I went to a hobby shop this afternoon with a list of the five paints I need, and some other things like thinners, brushes, and glue.
Walked up to the counter to give the guy my list and said I didn't know what I was doing, expecting that he might take it and help me out.
Instead he basically points and grunts that the paints are "over there" and that "we're probably sold out" and that was the extent of his help.
Found two of the five paints, and some thinners and glue. NFI if the glue is suitable or not, or whether I can wash the paint out of the two brushes I got easily enough to change colours.
A thoroughly unhelpful and unpleasant experience.
He shant be getting my custom again.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:06:38 [Preview] No.231874 del
>>231868
Damn that's cold. What you need is a hot bowl of KFC noodle soup


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:08:43 [Preview] No.231875 del
>>231873
Can't blame ya. It's their loss.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:09:25 [Preview] No.231876 del
>>231873
I would have considered walking on the spot tbh


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:18:21 [Preview] No.231877 del
Cruisey is losing it

See cunt, see what its like being board mong? You thought your life was hard before
Just put on some Tool and have a choof. Get your shit together tomorrow and stop being a boong. Your negress needs you. You'll end up without her and regretting it when your boongery ends just like I have.
Chuck that shit down the sink and have yourself a sober rest of the week
Have a wank


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:20:22 [Preview] No.231878 del
Profit maximiser.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:24:04 [Preview] No.231879 del
>>231877
Learn to swim.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:24:07 [Preview] No.231880 del
>>231873
What areyou making?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:25:07 [Preview] No.231881 del
>>231877
>have yourself a sober rest of the week
I'm thinking that I'm going to try.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.231882 del
>>231877
Good advice.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:30:38 [Preview] No.231883 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:31:21 [Preview] No.231884 del
>>231877
Good advice.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.231885 del
>>231873
Did the hobby shop smell nice


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:33:50 [Preview] No.231886 del
Gonna have a choof with Cruisey down in Arizona bay.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:33:56 [Preview] No.231887 del
All varieties of frozen oven bake chips taste terrible.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:34:14 [Preview] No.231888 del
>>231880
that corvette kit I bought back in May or thereabouts


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:35:16 [Preview] No.231889 del
>>231885
I was too caught up in the shop assistant BS to remember what it smelled like.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:35:21 [Preview] No.231890 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:36:04 [Preview] No.231891 del
>>231877
Good advice.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:39:58 [Preview] No.231892 del
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>>231888
Post a pic when it is done.
I got this today.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.231893 del
>>231892
Nice.
Do you have a railway at home?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:45:59 [Preview] No.231894 del
>>231893
No. It's the first.
I think I might have one at my dad's.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:46:04 [Preview] No.231895 del
>>231889
It sounds like you did good neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:47:33 [Preview] No.231896 del
>>231887
They're much better if you deep-fry them


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:47:49 [Preview] No.231897 del
>>231895
your a did good neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:52:57 [Preview] No.231898 del
>>231892
Very nice purchase.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:54:23 [Preview] No.231899 del
>>231898
It was given to me.
The photo was what I sent back.
A coworker gave it to me.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:54:36 [Preview] No.231900 del
NEET arses that go 👏👏👏 need to be appreciated.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 06:57:49 [Preview] No.231901 del
fuck off


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:01:24 [Preview] No.231902 del
Koff


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:01:49 [Preview] No.231903 del
>>231902
you're not white


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:02:18 [Preview] No.231904 del
>>231899
>A cow ork


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:03:00 [Preview] No.231905 del
Cruuuuu-Seeeeeyy!

Come Out to PLaaaaaaY!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:05:12 [Preview] No.231906 del
no.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:12:56 [Preview] No.231907 del
What's for dinner?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:16:23 [Preview] No.231908 del
Who's watching the trains
>Victorian train plows through crossing gates at 93 km/h - less than a minute after passengers walked through
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8808957/Victorian-train-smashes-crossing-gates-93-km-h-minute-passengers-walked-through.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:17:44 [Preview] No.231909 del
17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:18:00 [Preview] No.231910 del
What is this?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:19:24 [Preview] No.231911 del
18. All rules must be first discussed accepted by the NEET board before they become rules.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:19:45 [Preview] No.231912 del
and


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:20:06 [Preview] No.231913 del
>>231907
Possum stew.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:22:10 [Preview] No.231914 del
Extra hot sopressa salami with some stilton long clawson.
A nice little peckish snack before din dins.

SEE CRUISECUNT?! SEE HOW COMFY YOU COULD BE


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:24:38 [Preview] No.231915 del
>>231909
>>231911
NEET arses that go 👏👏👏 need to be appreciated.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:26:14 [Preview] No.231916 del
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>>231914
>tfw I realise I will never own such beautiful plate/s


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:26:47 [Preview] No.231917 del
This is what Weber needs to get into.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SxTkXPCyaF8 [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:26:54 [Preview] No.231918 del
>>231914
That's a lot of blue cheese for one meal. I can only tolerate it in a dressing otherwise it makes me gag.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:28:03 [Preview] No.231919 del
>>231907
Beer. Might cook some steak and eggs.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:28:13 [Preview] No.231920 del
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Cruuuuu-Seeeeeyy!

Come Out to PLaaaaaaY!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:28:47 [Preview] No.231921 del
>>231917
I would subscribe to Weber's YouTube channel. I would also rewind any strokes of the meat.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:31:20 [Preview] No.231923 del
Watching the spastics on The Project rage autistically about Trump surviving covid


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:33:24 [Preview] No.231925 del
>>231914
Stop bullying me.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:34:56 [Preview] No.231926 del
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>>231920
I think you're a bit crazy neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:35:22 [Preview] No.231927 del
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These are fucking shit and do not pan fry from frozen in 7 minutes.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:35:45 [Preview] No.231928 del
>>231919
I have some defrosted chicken schnitties.
They are very big. I think I can only fit one in the pan.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:36:00 [Preview] No.231929 del
>>231926
What a respectable and welcoming individual.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.231930 del
>>231928
Go for 2 m8 and some hot chips, Nurgle 2020 awaits


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:39:40 [Preview] No.231931 del
I found the missing paints and the correct glue at an online shop in Brendale (based QLD). They should be here by Friday.
There are lots of YouTube videos on what I need and how to do it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:40:46 [Preview] No.231932 del
>>231931
Well done. I look forward to the progress updates.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:45:45 [Preview] No.231934 del
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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:48:12 [Preview] No.231935 del
Chicken, bacon, capsicum, jalapeno, cucumber and cheese in the pan.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:49:55 [Preview] No.231936 del
>>231927
>MSG not invited
What cuck came up with that?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:50:33 [Preview] No.231937 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:51:04 [Preview] No.231938 del
>>231932
I look forward to the spazz-out when they don't show up on Friday


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.231939 del
>>231935
Cucumber should not be cooked


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:54:07 [Preview] No.231940 del
Come out CruiseDog.
BIg UnnA!
WHy dont Ya tell us all about ya clients?
Your the board Mong Herder!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:54:31 [Preview] No.231941 del
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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:54:54 [Preview] No.231942 del
>>231940
Leave Cruisey alone.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:55:49 [Preview] No.231943 del
>>231938
when have I ever spazzed out


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:56:20 [Preview] No.231944 del
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>>231938
You need to make more sensual posts.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:57:01 [Preview] No.231945 del
>>231940
You might be leaving soon.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.231946 del
MalaysiaVPNEET seems like an odd fellow.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 07:59:37 [Preview] No.231947 del
>>231946
He appears around the same time as the elusive Jersey poster.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.231948 del
Ubereats for dinner, will be arriving shortly


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:01:08 [Preview] No.231949 del
>>231947
I haven't noticed the Jersey boy today.
>>231936
Last time MSG was invited he clogged up the toilet.
>>231948
What are you getting?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:02:07 [Preview] No.231950 del
>>231949
>I haven't noticed the Jersey boy today.
His behaviour and time posting are very similar.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:02:12 [Preview] No.231951 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:04:33 [Preview] No.231952 del
>>231950
>>231949
>>231947
ayy man fuck off okay i just post when i want to shit post a lot i dont target anyone specific


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.231953 del
>>231952
Why do you hate me?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:06:30 [Preview] No.231954 del
>>231951
Wot sauce?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:08:01 [Preview] No.231955 del
>>231954
Garlic and sweet chilli


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:08:14 [Preview] No.231956 del
>>231953
who are you?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:08:35 [Preview] No.231957 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:08:39 [Preview] No.231958 del
>>231951
He asked what you were getting not who's delivering


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:10:11 [Preview] No.231959 del
>>231957
0.5/10
That's not how you cook schnitzel


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:10:45 [Preview] No.231960 del
>>231959
I'll cook you like a schnitzel.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:10:52 [Preview] No.231961 del
>>231957
You are becoming very avant garde in the kitchen.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:11:04 [Preview] No.231962 del
>>231955
Nice combo.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:11:34 [Preview] No.231963 del
Haven’t had a wank for two (2) days
Fantasising about moving to some jungle Asian country and starting a harem


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:11:56 [Preview] No.231964 del
>>231959
I am now drizzling fig balsamic glaze, oyster sauce and bbq sauce on each bite before I eat it like you do with single use tom sauces.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:12:20 [Preview] No.231965 del
>>231961
Fig glaze is best.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:12:54 [Preview] No.231966 del
>>231963
Have a wank a spray a big rope.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:14:06 [Preview] No.231967 del
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>>231963
Plenty of hot aussie women here m8


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:15:00 [Preview] No.231968 del
Keep your pellet case nice and full


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:16:30 [Preview] No.231969 del
Worcestershire sauce enema.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:17:11 [Preview] No.231970 del
>>231961
An avant regarde more like it. He butchered that schnitty!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:18:46 [Preview] No.231971 del
>>231964
An orgy of terrible sauce combos


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.231972 del
>>231970
He is pushing new boundaries in the schnitty sphere.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.231973 del
>>231972
He is the Iron Chef of NEETs


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:27:23 [Preview] No.231974 del
I thought that I would never see
a neet as generous as he
If you are feeling sad and blue
cruise'll tell ya what to do
When fat sugar daddy played a mean facebook trick
Cruisey had a hissy fit
He's sweet as fucken vegemite
But wont come out and fuken fight!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:36:46 [Preview] No.231975 del
BO Ban this guy for swearing in a poem


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:41:24 [Preview] No.231977 del
MalaysiaNEET jacked me off behind the toilets once.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:41:30 [Preview] No.231978 del
>>231976
The sciatic nerve is the best bit.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:42:35 [Preview] No.231979 del
Large anal bead insertion


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:42:49 [Preview] No.231980 del
>>231978
I can't recall eating one.
it'd be like bootstrap.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:43:30 [Preview] No.231981 del
>>231979
Into a Chinese anus?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:44:18 [Preview] No.231982 del
>>231977
#MeToo


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:45:16 [Preview] No.231983 del
>>231976
Everything is better with mallard fat.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:45:37 [Preview] No.231984 del
>>231979
How many?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.231985 del
>>231976
That made me cry


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:48:18 [Preview] No.231986 del
I'm a gay moneymaker.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:48:27 [Preview] No.231987 del
A hot shower could not even improve my mood


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:49:42 [Preview] No.231988 del
>>231987
Have a wank.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.231989 del
f


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:51:52 [Preview] No.231990 del
Big poo underway


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.231991 del
Just shaved my head, nice and smooth. Anyone want to rub the Buddha's head for good luck? $5 a rub


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:53:45 [Preview] No.231992 del
>>231991
Which head?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:54:37 [Preview] No.231993 del
>>231992
The big one, not the little one.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:55:05 [Preview] No.231994 del
>>231991
For free, yes.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:57:38 [Preview] No.231995 del
>>231994
It’s just free for ducks sake. There is need to preface free with the word for.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 08:59:48 [Preview] No.231997 del
>>231995
$5 a rub. Extra $5 for a tug.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:00:31 [Preview] No.231998 del
>>231996
Thank you Scomo.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:00:58 [Preview] No.231999 del
>>231997
I’ll cut it off and throw it in the bin if you keep it up


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:01:47 [Preview] No.232000 del
>>231996
No complaining when the jews tighten the rope around your neck then.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:02:27 [Preview] No.232001 del
>>231999
Don't cut your dick off, please.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:02:33 [Preview] No.232002 del
>>231996
It's only 500


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.232003 del
Hungry
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y9kC1rCIDHg [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.232004 del
>>232001
not my dick his dick


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:09:42 [Preview] No.232005 del
>>231996
doesn't include jobseeker


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:11:03 [Preview] No.232006 del
>>232005
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:12:46 [Preview] No.232007 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:13:49 [Preview] No.232008 del
>>232005
That is unfortunate


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:15:20 [Preview] No.232009 del
>>232007
Double (you)'d for my pleasure.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:17:14 [Preview] No.232010 del
Off to the gym in a minute.
Hopefully it is a good session.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:17:45 [Preview] No.232011 del
>>231871
The more you know...
>>231874
I tried the new "sliders" they have, I was quite unimpressed by them.
>>231908
I think I saw those gates when I was in Ballarat once, quite sad.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:18:24 [Preview] No.232012 del
>>232010
Good luck.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:18:25 [Preview] No.232013 del
As expected, I've gained plenty of energy as night rolls around despite being tired basically all day.

New bed sheets. My first non-kmart bedding purchase. Hopefully these positive developments in my life continue until I can finally catch myself another brown specimen and post a photo of the aftermath like Shitey has.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:19:01 [Preview] No.232014 del
>>232013
That always happens to me. It is usually too late to do anything though.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.232015 del
>>232013
Looking nice NEET. What thread count and brand?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.232016 del
>>232013
I've needed to replace my bedsheets for a few months now.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:20:52 [Preview] No.232017 del
>>232013
Well done. Did you wash the sheets before putting them on?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:21:18 [Preview] No.232018 del
>>232013
prisoncelltier


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:25:48 [Preview] No.232019 del
>>231996
This Christmas will be slightly better than last


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:27:13 [Preview] No.232020 del
>>232005
The article didn't say it wasn't included


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:28:15 [Preview] No.232021 del
>>232013
why does your bed look like one in a jail cell?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:28:22 [Preview] No.232022 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:28:51 [Preview] No.232023 del
>>232013
Looks like a prison cell


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:29:42 [Preview] No.232024 del
>>232018
>>232021
Read my mind


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.232025 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:30:55 [Preview] No.232026 del
>>232013
Well bedded neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.232027 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:33:14 [Preview] No.232028 del
cruisey is such a boring cunt. He actually likes it like that.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:33:16 [Preview] No.232029 del
Where's the based one


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:33:20 [Preview] No.232030 del
>>232018
>>232023
>prison cell
LIVE LAUGH LOVE

hello neets


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:33:54 [Preview] No.232031 del
>>232030
Speaking of the based one


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:35:35 [Preview] No.232032 del
>>232030
Hi Nuro. Any updates on your court case?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:35:58 [Preview] No.232033 del
>>232028
Fuck off.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:36:08 [Preview] No.232034 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:36:34 [Preview] No.232035 del
>>232028
I am not liking your attitude m8.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:38:38 [Preview] No.232036 del
>>232030
Another knife in public and you'll be in that very same bed


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:38:44 [Preview] No.232037 del
>>232028
Go away.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:39:52 [Preview] No.232038 del
>>232032
i won i really did that court shit was months ago and on the home from my mom is eating cow since i am working and got my car on the road


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:39:59 [Preview] No.232039 del
>>232023
Cells don't have windows like that m8


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:40:57 [Preview] No.232040 del
The census is he will go away if he continues.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:41:23 [Preview] No.232041 del
There are some Nasty NEETs around today.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:41:53 [Preview] No.232042 del
>>232036
no not really there were hardened crims before my hearing with actually multiple offenses from actually illegal long blades and the magistrate did not do shit.

Justice system is sooo fuuucked up at the moment.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:43:24 [Preview] No.232043 del
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rate my shop, NEETs.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:43:53 [Preview] No.232044 del
>>232042
did you kidnap the judge that went missing up there?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:45:19 [Preview] No.232045 del
>>232043
Very healthy 9/10 needs a NEET treat.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:45:27 [Preview] No.232046 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:45:35 [Preview] No.232047 del
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>>232042
>illegal long blades
I know the type


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:45:58 [Preview] No.232048 del
>>232043
>>232045
You do have one though...


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:47:12 [Preview] No.232049 del
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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THIS STATE VICTORIA IS GOING TO BE UNDER LOCK DOWN FOR 6 YEARS AT THIS FUCKING RATE


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:47:28 [Preview] No.232050 del
>>232043
> premium milk
> mersey valley cheese
> olives

why are you stalking me ??


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:47:34 [Preview] No.232051 del
>>232043
Looks photoshopped.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:47:53 [Preview] No.232052 del
>>232015
Only 250. There was a nice looking 1000 thread count set but it was only available in King size. Bit disappointed. I already threw the packaging in the bin so I don't know the brand.

>>232017
No, of course not.

>>232018
Just how I like it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:48:25 [Preview] No.232053 del
>>232049
Lockdown is just a state of mind


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.232054 del
>>232049
Brah just go to the beach and there's heaps of cunts having picnics and beers and not wearing masks.

Lockdown is for fags in the outer suburbs


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:50:27 [Preview] No.232055 del
>>232039
We make our own prisons


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:51:07 [Preview] No.232056 del
>>232051
Indeed


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:54:41 [Preview] No.232057 del
>>232043
Some high-quality goods.
Would love to try that smoked cheddar.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:54:57 [Preview] No.232058 del
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>>232047
Actually, this.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:55:11 [Preview] No.232059 del
>>232050
You are a NEET trend leader. An influencer.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:55:34 [Preview] No.232060 del
>>232052
You have to wash things before first use.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:55:50 [Preview] No.232061 del
>>232055
Food for thought.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:58:26 [Preview] No.232062 del
>>232045
Thank you sir. As >>232048 mentioned I got the baileys as a treat, and to help me sleep. Bye Sober October, I hardly knew ye.

>>232050
You clearly have great taste NEET. Please post photos of your haul in future.

>>232051
>>232056
Well shid. I confess, you caught me. I couldn't outsmart you humongous brain legends.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:58:33 [Preview] No.232063 del
>>232043
Pretty good, you going to have that Bailey's with the milk?
>>232049
Tell me about it mate, tell me about it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.232064 del
>>232061
Food for dinner.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:58:45 [Preview] No.232065 del
>>232060
All neetsticks should have a label on them saying this


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 09:59:36 [Preview] No.232066 del
>>232064
First, second or third?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:01:31 [Preview] No.232067 del
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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:02:19 [Preview] No.232068 del
We never see Nuro hauls, only individual items or meals.

I feel like overall Nuro is a poor replacement for NK.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:02:27 [Preview] No.232069 del
>>232049
More secure the better.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:04:31 [Preview] No.232070 del
>>232068
A good NEET doesn't work.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:04:38 [Preview] No.232071 del
>>232068
He never was a replacement to begin with.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:08:02 [Preview] No.232072 del
>>232057
I already tried some and it's so delicious. If I could send you a bit through the internet I would but this will have to do: https://shop.coles.com.au/a/alexandria/product/king-island-cheese-cheddar-stokes-point-smoked

>>232063
That's the plan. Hopefully it will make a good nightcap.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:08:02 [Preview] No.232073 del
>>232071
It's been months since his last poo picture.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:11:07 [Preview] No.232074 del
Remember those phone in quiz shows late at night? They usually had a loser from Big Brother hosting.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:11:26 [Preview] No.232075 del
Got a call on the after hours phone just as I was starting my wank.
Totally killed my mood. Might have to wait until tomorrow.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:12:52 [Preview] No.232076 del
>>232068
>We never see Nuro hauls

Fake news see >>229705 >>229705 >>229705


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:13:29 [Preview] No.232077 del
>>232076
Incontrovertible.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:13:55 [Preview] No.232078 del
>>232076
This is not the kind of haul content we expect


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.232079 del
>>232078
Quit seething nigga.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:16:12 [Preview] No.232080 del
>>232079
Got anything new?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:17:28 [Preview] No.232081 del
>>232072
I always check the deli cheese section for specials. Have gotten some heavily discounted brie in the past.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:18:07 [Preview] No.232082 del
I was going to use the release of the Dune film as motivation to find a girlfriend and crawl my way out of this pit of despair but the film has now been delayed. I was thinking of getting my shit together enough I'd find a gf and go with her to see the film because I am too embarrassed to do it alone.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:18:33 [Preview] No.232083 del
>>232080
'start coping' will be his next reply


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:18:58 [Preview] No.232084 del
Arrowroot bikkies.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:19:48 [Preview] No.232085 del
>>232081
Brie and Camembert are better on discount since that means they're closer to the use by date.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:20:00 [Preview] No.232086 del
>>232082
Just get the gf anyway. A bit silly to use a film as motivation.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:20:51 [Preview] No.232087 del
>>232082
Taking a date to the moofies still remains a fantasy for me. I long to sit next to her in the dark and slowly put my arm around her shoulder. Fuck this clown existence.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:24:19 [Preview] No.232088 del
think i might have the chink cough bros...


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:24:27 [Preview] No.232089 del
>>232075
Don't stop next time.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:25:19 [Preview] No.232090 del
>>232088
Have a wank.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:25:20 [Preview] No.232091 del
>>232081
Thanks, that's a great tip. I'll check on future shops now.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:27:15 [Preview] No.232092 del
>>232087
you are gonna get a 250 count tier girlfriend. its all you deserve.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:27:22 [Preview] No.232093 del
I never buy anything that is reduced. Doing that would lower my status. I pay full price to demonstrate that I can afford to. I mog at the checkout. I mog at life. I am all a person should be.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:30:21 [Preview] No.232094 del
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>tfw you make a PayPal payment for something and the recipient is listed as a series of incomprehensible moon runes.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:31:30 [Preview] No.232095 del
>>232074
don't forget Bajo


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:31:37 [Preview] No.232096 del
>>232093
Have a wank.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:32:06 [Preview] No.232097 del
>>232074
>a loser from Big Brother hosting.
I remember some guy calling himself "Hot Dogs".


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:33:24 [Preview] No.232099 del
Have any of you NEETs literally cum in your pants?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:33:39 [Preview] No.232100 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice and right.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:34:39 [Preview] No.232101 del
>>232100
Good night Nice'n'RightNEET.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:34:55 [Preview] No.232102 del
>>232091
Check around the olive section too as my Coles not only has discounted olives but puts out bags of deli meats on special.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:35:03 [Preview] No.232103 del
Wanks just aren't that good when you're sober.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:36:11 [Preview] No.232104 del
>>232102
stfu you soyboi faggot bug man


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:36:32 [Preview] No.232105 del
I went to Bunnings today to buy a Sun Lounge. Their website said it was in stock and even which aisle it was in. But when I was there there was no sign of one. I looked very thoroughly. I didn't have the courage to ask any staff but I shouldn't have had to.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:37:44 [Preview] No.232106 del
>>232103
Be an alco then. Wanking is that important.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:39:14 [Preview] No.232107 del
I heard that after enough goon Nuro will put on a show where he uses olives in a similar way a Thai bar girl uses ping pong balls.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:39:57 [Preview] No.232108 del
>>232107
low quality post you stupid chink


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:40:55 [Preview] No.232109 del
>>232104
I'll fight you you cunt at the oval behind the school once cruisey's gone to bed


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:41:32 [Preview] No.232110 del
I am leaving for the night. It seems we have some teens from 4chan having a laugh.

Night neets. Tomorrow will be the end of the first week of sOctober


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:41:44 [Preview] No.232111 del
>>232109
me and my cousins will fucking smash ya


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:43:13 [Preview] No.232112 del
>>232110
Good night.

>Tomorrow will be the end of the first week of sOctober
Doing good.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:53:01 [Preview] No.232113 del
A homeless boong roaming the streets of Brisbane told me that Nuro shoved a live crayfish up his bum once.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:56:15 [Preview] No.232114 del
>>232113
It seems extraordinary, but I believe it.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 10:56:42 [Preview] No.232115 del
>>232105
They would have only disappointed you more. Had a similar experience at Supercheap recently.

>>232110
Good night. I'm off too


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:14:08 [Preview] No.232116 del
NEETs why do some women enjoy the company of homosexuals?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:23:48 [Preview] No.232117 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:27:05 [Preview] No.232118 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:28:49 [Preview] No.232119 del
fish for dinner


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:31:38 [Preview] No.232120 del
>>232117
Gook night


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:32:26 [Preview] No.232121 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:43:08 [Preview] No.232122 del
>>232049
They are just going to keep buying votes by throwing "Stimulus" money at people, moving the goalposts on when they will give up emergency powers, and then "certain people" will take their money and run


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:44:11 [Preview] No.232123 del
>>232119
Post a pic next time!

Goodnight, NEETs.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:57:30 [Preview] No.232124 del
I'm a gay maximiser.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 11:57:37 [Preview] No.232125 del
anyone here???


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:00:05 [Preview] No.232126 del
I've been watching bbq videos for three hours.
Now watching the videos on a channel called 'choo roo'


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:03:08 [Preview] No.232127 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:03:49 [Preview] No.232128 del
I am attempting falafel again.
Last time they didn't cook through, which seems to happen 50% of the time and I can't work out why


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:06:01 [Preview] No.232129 del
>>232128
good luck, i belive in you


Eight percent support NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:12:34 [Preview] No.232130 del
>>232128
falafel tastes like a vegetarian meatball....its kind of grainy. Not bad if its done right. Hummus is like vegetable dip, except grainy and with more olive oil flavor. Both are made from chickpeas.
>I wouldn't be so upset if anyone believed in themselves enough to not need to post here as a constant 4d chess reminder


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:16:46 [Preview] No.232131 del
>>232127
This is the one I just watched.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zlvYVQddbA [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:22:04 [Preview] No.232132 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:23:55 [Preview] No.232133 del
>>232131
"Just qatxhed" seems a better translation, and it fits your false dirac perspective better. What you need these meme numbers for permission?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:27:36 [Preview] No.232134 del
We should have a no women allowed rule on the board. What would be the downside?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:34:22 [Preview] No.232135 del
>>232134
>women on the internet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:38:45 [Preview] No.232136 del
My hobby is visiting supermarkets. I fill up a trolley with hundreds of items and abandon it in a random aisle. I walk out without buying anything. I laugh on the way home.
Do you neets create extra work for the wageslaves?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:42:39 [Preview] No.232137 del
>>232130
Who are you, why are you even here?
I would believe in my falalel skills but my record is not good.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:46:53 [Preview] No.232138 del
>>232137
"My record is not good?" You don't really have the authority to ask those heavy questions, nor the personal character to pretend to be me asking myself.
>>>as if you would EVER


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 12:54:05 [Preview] No.232139 del
>>232138
Go away


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 13:32:03 [Preview] No.232140 del
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 13:34:07 [Preview] No.232141 del
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 13:40:28 [Preview] No.232142 del
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:16:19 [Preview] No.232143 del
>>232105
Did you check the garden centre? They reset the aisle numbers out there for some reason and keep weird non-garden stuff out there like dog cages.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:20:45 [Preview] No.232144 del
Rudely awaken by the after hours phone.
Spilt water all over myself as I unplugged it.

Morning all.
Down 1kg from this time last week. A little disappointing but a good sign over all. Just not sure how much of it is fat loss as opposed to water weight etc.
Going to buy a kitchen scale today and start counting calories, think my meal portions might be a bit too big.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:22:54 [Preview] No.232145 del
Morning neets. Got 5 hours sleep. I need to do better.
>>232144
Morning. Are you eating a diet that you're ok being on for the rest of your life?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:28:06 [Preview] No.232146 del
>>232145
Probably not no.
I can reassess and go back to moderating my diet after the weight loss.
I want to lose 5kg. I think most of it has come on as a result of lockdown drinking and being a boong.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:41:45 [Preview] No.232147 del
meliorism
noun [MEE-lee-uh-riz-um]

1. the belief that the world tends to improve and that humans can aid its betterment

"Meliorism is a load of bullshit", Possum squeaked.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:43:21 [Preview] No.232148 del
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A modest loss of 2.5-3.0 kilograms.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 19:57:23 [Preview] No.232149 del
>>232148
Very good.


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>>232148
Time to head down to KFC to celebrate that success! 15 pieces of original recipe awaits!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:06:38 [Preview] No.232151 del
fucking daylight savings


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:16:34 [Preview] No.232152 del
>>232132
I don't like your tone.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:16:54 [Preview] No.232153 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:18:14 [Preview] No.232154 del
>>232145
>>232144
Good morning friends.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:19:34 [Preview] No.232155 del
>>232144
>>232148
You guys are doing very good.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:20:36 [Preview] No.232156 del
>>232147
Excellent. Thank you.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:22:50 [Preview] No.232157 del
>>232145
>>232144
>>232154

Good Morning Neeties.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:23:09 [Preview] No.232158 del
A sober day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jDh6COblb4c [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:24:31 [Preview] No.232159 del
>>232157
Morning Nurenburger


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:27:18 [Preview] No.232160 del
Van Halen is dead.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:33:29 [Preview] No.232161 del
>>232159
morning

>>232160
F i have been rocking out all morning

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:36:15 [Preview] No.232162 del
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>>232152
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:40:59 [Preview] No.232163 del
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Good morning NEETs

>>232128
If my falafel wasn't cooking through I might try making the balls smaller. How are you cooking the falafel and how big are your balls?

>>232144
>>232148
Well done on the weight loss. I'm getting there slowly myself (pic related)


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>>232160
>>232154
>>232145
>>232144
Morning. Another day of this clown existence.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:50:44 [Preview] No.232165 del
>>232162
You need to get to know me.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:51:09 [Preview] No.232166 del
>>232163
Morning. Good work.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:52:33 [Preview] No.232167 del
>>232164
Morning.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 20:53:22 [Preview] No.232168 del
Nuro taught David Lee Roth how to make his bulge look bigger once.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:00:31 [Preview] No.232169 del
Van halen was the King of cock rock.
mark walberg did it best in that moofie tho.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:03:30 [Preview] No.232171 del
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JobSeeker, JobKeeper and now JobMaker


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:05:33 [Preview] No.232172 del
>>232169
>>232160
Let's have a moment of riff to honor his passing:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-IUB62zDlA [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:11:02 [Preview] No.232173 del
>>232171
so much effort is being put into propping up a fundamentally broken and corrupt system


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:16:53 [Preview] No.232174 del
>>232171
>>232173
yeah the businesses just pocket everything and just get an endless stream of young people to work for free untill they are good enough which is never

its just an incredibly convoluted form of basic income at the moment


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:17:03 [Preview] No.232175 del
To do today:
Ring up council and report loose manhole cover
Organise dry goods in pantry
Ride bicycle to mummybots
Wash windows.
Fix HDD
make snarky remark to a cruisey post.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:20:18 [Preview] No.232176 del
>>232171
>tfw only worth 100 a week


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:22:48 [Preview] No.232177 del
>>232144
>>232145
>>232154
>>232157
>>232163
>>232164
Good morning NEETs.

>>232147
The meliorism changes in Australia with the recession will hopefully make this a better country but I am doubtful.

>>232148
Very good change even as a modest one.

>>232170
>IKTF

>>232171
I somewhat doubt it, very similar to the $10,000 cash bonus that not many employers touched. Once someone is hired and if it not a contract then getting rid of them can be more effort than $200 or $100 a week.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:29:52 [Preview] No.232178 del
>>232175
Will washing your PC fix the HDD?

>>232176
Same. And in a year I'll be worth nothing...


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:30:09 [Preview] No.232179 del
>>WOMEN
>* $240.4 million package to deliver job opportunities, support parents and increase participation in STEM industries
Why, they never justify the need for this support? Aren't the decent wages available for competent employees enough?

>* $249.6 million over four years to modernise recycling infrastructure, reduce waste and recycle more
Straight to Visy.

>* $47.4 million ocean health package
Straight to research.

>* $29.1 million to clean up contaminated land
I doubt that will cover much given how expensive it is and how much contractors charge.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809915/bulge-2020-Josh-Frydenberg-hits-Leigh-Sales-debt-deficit.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:32:04 [Preview] No.232180 del
>>232143
>Did you check the garden centre?
No. I will do that next time.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:32:12 [Preview] No.232181 del
>>232179
>increase participation in STEM industries
if women wanted to work in STEM fields they would do so


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:33:05 [Preview] No.232182 del
>>232154
Good morning my friend.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:33:25 [Preview] No.232183 del
>>232157
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:33:33 [Preview] No.232184 del
>keep thinking about josh's bulge


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:33:40 [Preview] No.232185 del
>>232155
It is not too late to join.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:35:57 [Preview] No.232186 del
>>232184
For me it's the schnoz.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:36:17 [Preview] No.232187 del
>>232175
>make snarky remark to a cruisey post


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:37:47 [Preview] No.232188 del
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>>232186
>tfw you can't afford to subscribe to josh's onlyfans


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:39:01 [Preview] No.232189 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:39:09 [Preview] No.232190 del
>How a fat fraudster stole more than $300k from unsuspecting Gumtree users before blowing it all on the punt and large pizzas
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809549/Obese-fraudster-conned-300-000-people-Gumtree-blowing-pizza-gambling.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:39:52 [Preview] No.232191 del
>>232188
>josh's onlyfans
>*Josh's OnlySchnoz


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:40:09 [Preview] No.232192 del
>>232189
Good morning.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:40:51 [Preview] No.232193 del
>>232179
>Visy
That guy is stupidly rich. And from rubbish.


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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:43:09 [Preview] No.232195 del
Over 1 hour and 3 different Coles stores to find a food scale and egg rings.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:43:37 [Preview] No.232196 del
I bought some australian made food containers. do i need to wash the factory AIDs out of them before use? or should they be okay to go?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:44:53 [Preview] No.232197 del
>>232193
>That guy is stupidly rich. And from rubbish.
Yes, but not rich enough. I can imagine most of it will still be going to landfill or if they can find a cheeky third world or developing country to take the waste for cents of the dollar they will export it.

>Business magnate Anthony Pratt gives thumbs-up to coronavirus measures
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/business-magnate-anthony-pratt-gives-thumbs-up-to-coronavirus-measures-20200907-p55t9s.html

>$190 million in funding for recycling facilities ahead of waste export bans
https://www.aumanufacturing.com.au/190-million-in-funding-for-recycling-facilities-ahead-of-waste-export-bans


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:45:21 [Preview] No.232198 del
>>232196
Wash everything before use.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:45:36 [Preview] No.232199 del
This article is very similar to that guy who comes on here and posts those same stories
>Female disability worker, 27, who stabbed a 64-year-old grandfather in the neck and head during a violent neighbourhood row is thrown in jail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809181/Shanelle-Govan-stabbed-Laurie-Dobson-Banskia-Grove-home-Perth.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:47:18 [Preview] No.232200 del
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>>232190
>Using a stock image of a belly bulge
Talk about fat shaming


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:48:55 [Preview] No.232201 del
>My day in the new dress for men: Brave FEMAIL volunteer_ dons a replica of Gucci's new £1,700 tartan frock designed to disrupt 'toxic gender stereotypes' - and encounters some VERY surprising reactions
>>When I first saw this dress, I was surprised to hear that it was made for men. In my head – as progressive as I am - it still looks like a women's dress.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8810525/My-day-new-dress-men-FEMAIL-volunteer-dons-replica-Guccis-new-1-7K-tartan-frock.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:49:17 [Preview] No.232202 del
>>232200
>Stock stocky.jpg
kek


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:51:08 [Preview] No.232203 del
>>232195
>egg rings
I see no point to them unless making an English muffin burger


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:51:16 [Preview] No.232204 del
>>232201
Oh how brave walking thu melbourne cbd with a dress.

Do that shit out in a mallee town, fukn city poof.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:52:00 [Preview] No.232205 del
>>232203
not him, but I don't like egg juice touching my other food items when cooking


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:52:29 [Preview] No.232206 del
>>232204
if he was really brave he'd have not worn the jeans


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:53:02 [Preview] No.232207 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:53:50 [Preview] No.232208 del
>Horrifying moment a driver crashes into a fence and over a footpath after his steering wheel DETACHES from his car
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8809131/Horrifying-moment-driver-mounts-footpath-steering-wheel-DETACHES-car.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:54:31 [Preview] No.232209 del
>Barbecue enthusiast gets his daughter, 17, to tattoo him with a tribute to Bunnings' popular $85 mini spit roast
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8808449/Man-gets-17-year-old-daughter-home-tattoo-honour-Bunnings-85-BBQ.html


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:56:47 [Preview] No.232211 del
>>232208
lol, normally you need a special kit from supercheap to do that


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:58:33 [Preview] No.232212 del
>>232200
It was a disgusting article. As if the large pizzas were relevant at all when the guy stole 300K. Just fat person hate.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 21:59:01 [Preview] No.232213 del
>>232212
report them to the standards board, mate


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:03:34 [Preview] No.232215 del
>>232204
>Do that shit out in a mallee town
No one there would care either these days, unless they were all on the piss and even then they'd only be a bit boisterous with the banter.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:03:46 [Preview] No.232216 del
>>232178
>Same. And in a year I'll be worth nothing...
only reason i got my last 'job' was because of a 10 000 wage subsidy
which i fucked up


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:04:22 [Preview] No.232217 del
at least in country towns at night you can murder poofs and stuff and nobody cares or investigates


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:08:59 [Preview] No.232218 del
>>232212
I think his weight was the issue because he was so pleased with losing weight that I am guessing was discussed in court. Although it was not clear how the fraud and his feed consumption are linked so >>232213


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:09:16 [Preview] No.232219 del
>>232216
>which i fucked up
How?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:10:07 [Preview] No.232220 del
>>232219
staying casual
then corona
ticking off the wrong person


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:14:46 [Preview] No.232221 del
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Spitfire jumps a distance of over thirty one (31) feet to create a new world record for the farthest leap by a dog.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:15:38 [Preview] No.232222 del
>>232205
Mong logic


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:17:13 [Preview] No.232223 del
>>232222
you shut your mouth hole


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>>232220
>staying casual
Too much 'chillin' on the job ay? That'd get anyone fired.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:24:33 [Preview] No.232226 del
>>232221
>tfw no dog
>tfw no record-breaking dog
>tfw no pool

>>232223
Embrace the egg juice!


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:25:20 [Preview] No.232227 del
>>232191
But he's got such a cute schnoz, it can't possibly be jewish


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:26:28 [Preview] No.232228 del
>>232225
no i was not chillin


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:26:50 [Preview] No.232229 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:27:42 [Preview] No.232230 del
Egg ring neet here (Monk)
I like the fluffiness you get when the egg isn't so flat. Normal fried eggs kind of make me gag because I always over do em.
And yes I also don't like it touching other stuff in the pan because I'm a mong and might ruin the egg when I flip the bacon for example.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:29:09 [Preview] No.232231 del
>>232221
What a good boy. Majestic.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:29:49 [Preview] No.232232 del
>>232224
I'm the only cunt who wears a mask in my town, apart from the occasional chink, but they're just weird.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:30:13 [Preview] No.232233 del
>>232230
That is reasonable.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:31:50 [Preview] No.232234 del
>>232230
Why do you gag on over-cooked eggs?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:31:59 [Preview] No.232235 del
>>232232
victoria? town sounds based


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:33:41 [Preview] No.232236 del
>>232230
I would prefer it if you refer to yourself from now on as cock ring neet


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:39:03 [Preview] No.232237 del
>>232235
wouldn't you like to know.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:39:56 [Preview] No.232238 del
The rain has come.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:45:37 [Preview] No.232239 del
I have put my bisected chevap meatballs in the slow cooker with a diced onion and carrot, some oregano and a jar of passata. I will cook some pasta and add it in a few hours time, and finish with grated parmesan.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:45:48 [Preview] No.232240 del
>>232221
Flying doggo


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:46:47 [Preview] No.232242 del
>>232220
>>232225
Newer staff are more likely to be kicked out first when the downturn happens unless they are essential workers.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:47:31 [Preview] No.232243 del


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:48:57 [Preview] No.232244 del
Monk where are the videos of you fucking brown sluts? Post them please.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:55:44 [Preview] No.232245 del
Morning NEETs. Slept in a little, although the last hour was just me laying in bed trying to fall asleep after my morning dump.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 22:56:30 [Preview] No.232246 del
illegal thread in catalogue


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:00:37 [Preview] No.232247 del
>>232245
Morning NEET.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:02:42 [Preview] No.232248 del
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I have spent up big on the lottery tickets again. I have had a relapse. The gambling Jew has me again.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:03:26 [Preview] No.232249 del
>>232246
ty

good morning neets


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NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:08:06 [Preview] No.232252 del
>>232248
Good luck neet.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:08:17 [Preview] No.232253 del
>>232250
stop horsing around


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:09:03 [Preview] No.232254 del
>>232250
Well I was going to try not to wank today.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:14:06 [Preview] No.232255 del
>>232248
Seriously NEET
That shit is basically just playing the pokies

Bet at a casino or on sports


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:16:08 [Preview] No.232256 del
>>232255
first half of advice good
second half bad


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:22:00 [Preview] No.232257 del
Pringles had to use a supercomputer to engineer their chips with optimal aerodynamic properties. They're produced so quickly; they would fly off the conveyor belt if they weren't shaped just the right way.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:23:00 [Preview] No.232258 del
Eating some BBQ pringles. Flavour very weak and I can feel nasty oil squishing between my teeth with every bite.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:24:32 [Preview] No.232259 del
>>232258
You gonna gutz the whole tube?


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:26:34 [Preview] No.232260 del
>>232259
Just finished. They are only 130 grams now.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:27:58 [Preview] No.232261 del
>>232257
Please provide a reference as this information interests me.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.232262 del
>>232260
They are very snack size. I take a dozen and put them away from me.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:30:02 [Preview] No.232263 del
It's a green tea sorta day, need to boost that metabolism.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:30:45 [Preview] No.232264 del
>>232242
I've heard a saying once, "last to be hired, first to be fired"


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:35:07 [Preview] No.232265 del
>>232264
That's the one.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:39:34 [Preview] No.232266 del
>>232265
You're the one.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:42:15 [Preview] No.232267 del
>>232266
We're the one.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:45:13 [Preview] No.232268 del
>>232267
There can only be one.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:47:36 [Preview] No.232269 del
>>232260
>>232262
I eat the whole tube and then experience the taste of regret for the next 24 hours


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:49:50 [Preview] No.232270 del
Bonox.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:56:03 [Preview] No.232271 del
Weber's Feeding Time

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6GUisuU6xzo [Embed]


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:57:25 [Preview] No.232272 del
>>232269
Next packet when you open them put half in a plastic bag and freeze them for later.


NEET 10/06/2020 (Tue) 23:58:48 [Preview] No.232273 del
>>232269
put them in a sandwich. make a chip butty.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:01:50 [Preview] No.232274 del
>>232248
The Lotto Jew has been very unkind to me the past couple weeks with no wins.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:02:52 [Preview] No.232275 del
>>232273
He ain't your buddy, butty.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:04:43 [Preview] No.232276 del
>>232274
I got 4 numbers last night, won $24


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:06:34 [Preview] No.232277 del
>>232271
he's cute


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:07:30 [Preview] No.232278 del
>>232277
You're cute.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:15:22 [Preview] No.232279 del
Damn YouTube showing me an ad for KFC's '9 for $9.95' Tuesday special... (dot dot dot)


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:16:25 [Preview] No.232280 del
>>232273
this is a good idea


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:22:24 [Preview] No.232281 del
Feeling kind of down today.
Might be the shitty weather.
Might be ex-monaros birthday on Friday.
Wage is pissing me off. Really want a new job but I don't really have the skills to level up yet because I've just been booning it up for the past couple years. Feel pretty shit compared to my peers.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:24:57 [Preview] No.232283 del
>>232281
>Feel pretty shit compared to my peers.
You are doing very well compared to your peers here on the NEET board m8.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:28:29 [Preview] No.232284 del
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>>232279
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/570671

>Popcorn Chicken Slab $10.95 @ KFC


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:29:36 [Preview] No.232285 del
>>232284
fuck i forgot about those


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:30:40 [Preview] No.232286 del
>>232284
Straight to the arse.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:30:49 [Preview] No.232287 del
>>232282
That's a big one. The Eastern Brown Snake is an evil creature. It is aggressive and nasty and will kill someone without any remorse. They should be wiped out. I can't believe they catch and release them elsewhere.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:33:05 [Preview] No.232288 del
>>232287
did you see further down the snake catcher crying about the one he found beheaded in the bunnings car park?


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:33:24 [Preview] No.232289 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7BXz57jStr4 [Embed]
if you're bored . . .


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:33:47 [Preview] No.232290 del
>>232287
>I can't believe they catch and release them elsewhere.
They do that with all native animals. Possums where I live must be caught by someone with a license and then can only be moved no more than 150 metres.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:34:03 [Preview] No.232291 del
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Parmi or parma?


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:34:16 [Preview] No.232292 del
>>232290
yep
the pricks usually beat you back home too


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:35:08 [Preview] No.232293 del
>>232291
just going by the picture, I do a better parmi than Marion.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:35:23 [Preview] No.232294 del
>>232292
They also wonder why people poison native animals with these restrictions when they keep returning.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:36:00 [Preview] No.232295 del
>>232284
No thanks


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:36:15 [Preview] No.232296 del
>>232284
I'd rather just have a maxi popcoin chicken on its own I reckon.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.232297 del
>>232288
I did. The snake catchers are all like that. They would probably fuck the snakes if they could.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:56:12 [Preview] No.232298 del
Triple anal prolapse.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 00:58:35 [Preview] No.232299 del
>>232298
you need to go back to posting school and learn how to post good


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:00:07 [Preview] No.232300 del
>>232299
You need to go back to school and learn proper English.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:01:08 [Preview] No.232301 del
>>232281
yeah its the shit weather. move in with nuro


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:02:12 [Preview] No.232302 del
might move to adelaide


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:07:23 [Preview] No.232303 del
Tired
Pissed off at the wage
Depressed
Feel like getting gooned up tbh

Gonna have a wank before my extended lunch break and have another go at the day in the arvo


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:09:14 [Preview] No.232304 del
>>232303
>go
*wank


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:10:00 [Preview] No.232305 del
>>232303
Hope you start feeling better soon mate.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:15:10 [Preview] No.232306 del
>>232303
i've never been gooned


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:17:55 [Preview] No.232307 del
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NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:18:43 [Preview] No.232309 del
>>232306
Have a goon.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:19:13 [Preview] No.232310 del
>>232307
Smart and it comes with free perfume of the smells around it.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:19:24 [Preview] No.232311 del
>>232293
If I had the motivation I'd go looking through the old threads for pics of my disastrous attempt at the dish. But I don't.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:26:47 [Preview] No.232312 del
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NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:42:22 [Preview] No.232313 del
Even more tired after the wank.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:45:42 [Preview] No.232314 del
>>232313
your domapine gland is squeezed dry


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:47:43 [Preview] No.232315 del
>>232314
Wanked dry?


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:55:57 [Preview] No.232316 del
Got a 500ml V can with my Subway.
Tastes like cat piss.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:57:02 [Preview] No.232317 del
>>232316
Straight to the drain?


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 01:58:00 [Preview] No.232318 del
>>232317
I'll finish it, but I won't enjoy it.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:05:31 [Preview] No.232319 del
>Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:06:12 [Preview] No.232320 del
3:55hrs left


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:07:19 [Preview] No.232321 del
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It's >tfw time


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:10:56 [Preview] No.232322 del
>>232319
CBT right there.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:19:24 [Preview] No.232324 del
Work meeting soon
Will be a complete waste of time like usual


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:23:02 [Preview] No.232325 del
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NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:23:26 [Preview] No.232326 del
>>232324
Expecting people that are paid to write and read information independently is a high expectation.


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:25:42 [Preview] No.232327 del
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NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:27:04 [Preview] No.232328 del
>>232325
>humanyze
>>Without Data to Back People-Related Decisions, >>>Results Suffer
>>>Teammates are not fully engaged
>>>Teams are not as productive
>>>Organizations are not sufficiently agile
>>>Physical spaces sit empty or are poorly-utilized
>>>There is no objective way to measure progress

Do companies exist people are too fucked to work so they outsource the work to companies to do it for them?


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:29:04 [Preview] No.232329 del
Woke up at lunchtime again, just can't get a good nights sleep


NEET 10/07/2020 (Wed) 02:29:35 [Preview] No.232330 del
>>232329
When do you go to sle