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NEET General #26 - Restrictive Edition NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:16:10 [Preview] No. 23339
I don't want to see the word "coom" or anything related to it in this thread please NEETs.

Old Thread: >>22318

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:17:44 [Preview] No.23344 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:18:01 [Preview] No.23346 del
Need a wank

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:18:04 [Preview] No.23347 del
>tfw I did it

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:18:12 [Preview] No.23348 del
Where is your tie, NEET?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:18:29 [Preview] No.23349 del
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go on...

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:19:26 [Preview] No.23351 del
Just how does he do it.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:19:40 [Preview] No.23354 del
Where's the cheese?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:21:00 [Preview] No.23356 del
on my penis

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:23:45 [Preview] No.23357 del
I just gave a scammer my MyGov login password was NuroLovesKoncho

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:24:10 [Preview] No.23358 del
Very well bantered SmegaNEET.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:24:40 [Preview] No.23359 del
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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:25:49 [Preview] No.23361 del
How did you do it?

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.23362 del
im ok with this

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:27:26 [Preview] No.23363 del
username was SorryDirtyPajeet

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:28:12 [Preview] No.23364 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.23365 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.23366 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.23367 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0gGWiRkjYM [Embed]

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:29:16 [Preview] No.23368 del
Good night

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:29:21 [Preview] No.23369 del
Gook night.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:32:02 [Preview] No.23370 del
Gook night.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:55:54 [Preview] No.23371 del
I know, I can tell.
That's a good name for a horse.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 10:56:37 [Preview] No.23372 del
Good night.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:11:25 [Preview] No.23373 del
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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:15:45 [Preview] No.23374 del
Need a wank

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:16:05 [Preview] No.23375 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:17:40 [Preview] No.23376 del
have a milo

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:17:46 [Preview] No.23377 del
Same, although I already wanked today.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:18:17 [Preview] No.23378 del
The wank police will be watching you

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:20:07 [Preview] No.23379 del
do not google image search wank police
unless you're a gayneet

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:26:14 [Preview] No.23380 del
I looked it up and got this as a result

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:30:20 [Preview] No.23381 del
Butter will make it better!

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:31:18 [Preview] No.23382 del
Had some honey ham and avocado on toast.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:35:11 [Preview] No.23383 del
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:36:29 [Preview] No.23384 del
Got a phone call about a factory job today. I'm not exactly positive about the chances of getting a job, especially after the dude asked about my certifications and stuff but I'm hoping I might get it.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:37:09 [Preview] No.23385 del
Calm down emo boy.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:37:27 [Preview] No.23386 del
Good luck mate.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:38:32 [Preview] No.23387 del
Would mean having to move town which makes me both excited and nervous. I honestly think moving town might help with my mental health a little.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:39:26 [Preview] No.23388 del
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world, mad world

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:45:44 [Preview] No.23389 del
Sounds delicious.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:49:51 [Preview] No.23390 del
I lent a support worker $200. Not because I really had to but because my dropkick boss didn't process her pay when he said he would.
More worried about the cashless card thing misso sorted for me. I don't trust these newfangled wage going things.

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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:54:04 [Preview] No.23392 del
They are all from discord.
They are not us.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:55:01 [Preview] No.23393 del
Been at the noided music again..

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:55:14 [Preview] No.23394 del
never heard of him...

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:55:37 [Preview] No.23395 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:56:14 [Preview] No.23396 del
Not it.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:56:32 [Preview] No.23397 del
discord is for faggots

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:57:14 [Preview] No.23398 del
Even nuro is too good for discord. I hope none of you are bigger attention seekers than nuro.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 11:58:27 [Preview] No.23399 del
Very agreeable opinion.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:00:29 [Preview] No.23400 del
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Hey Nuro, would you take this coffee via enema?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:01:31 [Preview] No.23401 del
>double caffeine
>no sleep for 3 days
Why don't you fuck off back to instagram. Normalniggers have weak coffee anyway.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:02:37 [Preview] No.23402 del
Aren't you a triggered little sperg.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:04:35 [Preview] No.23403 del
>But as an even more practical matter, we just want normal 8/pol/ back, we don’t really care what it’s called.
Couldn't care less for it, it's become a vile abomination of everything it once was, all the stupidity of halfchan /pol/ with a bonus shit topping of "hey kid, do you wanna commit an illegal act" from FBI employees. I do however, miss some the other boards on 8chan.
>dailystomer in the filename
I knew Nuro could be bad sometimes but I thought that even he was above reading DS.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:07:18 [Preview] No.23404 del
tickle my gooch and call me UNNA

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:10:03 [Preview] No.23405 del
Wouldn't "200% more" mean that it is 3 times the caffine
I mean that's still less than a 500ml can of Mother and some days I smash 3 down but still

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:10:21 [Preview] No.23406 del
I just shaved my legs and put on my dress, you fellas up for a good night?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:10:31 [Preview] No.23407 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:10:49 [Preview] No.23408 del
Well, aren't you a cool boomer with your Mother energy drinks.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:11 [Preview] No.23409 del
Yeah, no. I think you are right.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:34 [Preview] No.23410 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:35 [Preview] No.23411 del
I did a control+f of that link and found 0 results for Black As or Bush Mechanics, so I'd say that the short answer is no.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:40 [Preview] No.23412 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:47 [Preview] No.23413 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:11:50 [Preview] No.23414 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:12:02 [Preview] No.23415 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:12:06 [Preview] No.23416 del

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:12:20 [Preview] No.23417 del
seriously mate i dont think you get how this free speech thing works

i dont read the DS and just followed a link to that article that was posted on fucking /g/

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:12:37 [Preview] No.23418 del
I crave meat.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:08 [Preview] No.23419 del
How terrible are fish fingers health wise?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:11 [Preview] No.23420 del
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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:14 [Preview] No.23421 del
Wanked meat

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:35 [Preview] No.23422 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:38 [Preview] No.23423 del
>going on /g/

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:13:50 [Preview] No.23424 del
It's there now

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:14:09 [Preview] No.23425 del
Deep fried or cooked in the oven?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:04 [Preview] No.23426 del
I wanked a poo and I liked it

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:06 [Preview] No.23427 del
>i dont think you get how this free speech thing works
He say's posting as a seppo living in Australia, on an Australian image board.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:13 [Preview] No.23428 del
Deep Wanked

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:36 [Preview] No.23429 del
Oven, maybe fried in a touch of oil.

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:39 [Preview] No.23430 del
yes because i can easily shit it out if feel heart palpitations or a little too wired... you guys often forget what the shitpipe is actually for (dont say rape)

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:15:56 [Preview] No.23431 del
neetlings touched

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:16:16 [Preview] No.23432 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:16:35 [Preview] No.23433 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:16:39 [Preview] No.23434 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:16:56 [Preview] No.23435 del
>Australian image board.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:17:00 [Preview] No.23436 del
So the liquid just stays there? It isn't absorbed for the most part?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:17:07 [Preview] No.23437 del
>you guys often forget what the shitpipe is actually for

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:19:25 [Preview] No.23438 del

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:19:31 [Preview] No.23439 del
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if you wouldnt fight for /leftypol/ and /lgbt/ to be able to freely exist and discuss their ideas then you have no place in this republic or any council or commune for that matter

them forcing their pozz on everyone else particularly children is another matter entirely left for the day of the rope / spear

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:22:26 [Preview] No.23440 del
> free speech

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:22:41 [Preview] No.23441 del
Need the wank

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:22:44 [Preview] No.23442 del
>seriously mate i dont think you get how this free speech thing works
I didn't say anything about banning 8ch /pol/, I only said that for the last 6 to 12 months of its existence it was a shit board.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:23:05 [Preview] No.23443 del
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You clearly don't understand NASBoong

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:27:48 [Preview] No.23444 del
Nah /lefypol/ hate abos, they have no right to be in this country, if they ban abo posting then they deserve to be banned
Prove me wrong

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:28:34 [Preview] No.23445 del
>them forcing their pozz on everyone else particularly children is another matter entirely
Fair point, I don't think that pedos/transexuals (two things that are disturbingly often one and the same) should be allowed to say a lot or even all of what they say because it exploits vulnerable individuals such as children or the mentally ill, same thing goes for the fed on /pol/ trying to encourage an autistic teenager to commit an illegal act for the purpose of entrapping him or worse.

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:29:02 [Preview] No.23446 del
between everyone scattering to the winds purely for OPSEC after Tarrantula and thethe Q anon boomer faggoty i agree

/pol/ has never been pretty and you need to be highly trained to weed through the lies and deception, but it has it has its moments

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:29:15 [Preview] No.23447 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:29:50 [Preview] No.23448 del
>they have no right to be in this country
This, send the boongs back up north to PNG.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:30:19 [Preview] No.23449 del
>you need to be highly trained

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:30:25 [Preview] No.23450 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:30:29 [Preview] No.23451 del
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> /lefypol/ hate abos
This is true

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:31:39 [Preview] No.23452 del
Wonder what Nuro thinks about the monarchy vs. republicanism debate, I'd imagine he'd be pro-republic becuase of his pro-USA stances.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:32:17 [Preview] No.23453 del
We have at least two neets here that have read Curtis Yarvin.

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:32:27 [Preview] No.23454 del
its not organic and its way more complicated than that.

if you can keep it

i learned from the best

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:32:46 [Preview] No.23455 del
Some threads I wonder if we even have two neets that can read.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:32:48 [Preview] No.23456 del
Imagine being a monarchcuck.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:33:31 [Preview] No.23457 del
None of us can read, we have a mummybots do it for us.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:33:40 [Preview] No.23458 del
Nrx and monarchism is fucking cringe.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:34:04 [Preview] No.23459 del
Very compelling argument. I'm sure you'd fit in well on /pol/.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:34:52 [Preview] No.23461 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:35:38 [Preview] No.23462 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:35:45 [Preview] No.23463 del
Boongs started fires when alone in the desert by placing tinder under the foreskin and wanking furiously.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:35:57 [Preview] No.23464 del
Low quality conversation.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:36:26 [Preview] No.23465 del
Well, you've got me there mate. I'll start supporting communism 'liberal democracy'.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:36:45 [Preview] No.23466 del
Goodnight NEETS

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:36:46 [Preview] No.23467 del
This, we should talk about which bottleo is best,

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:37:02 [Preview] No.23468 del
Sweet dreams little neetling.

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:37:03 [Preview] No.23469 del
both are fine systems but the spooks have totally destroyed the american republic and Queen Elizabeth reign while peacefull has seen the british empire be totally destroyed by neoliberalism under HER rule... as figure head she served well but as a statesman she has been an abject failure

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:37:46 [Preview] No.23470 del
Because it's either monarchism or liberal democracy. Nice move there, mong.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:38:04 [Preview] No.23471 del
no we need to send the Commies the middle of the desert and the only ones allowed to live are those who can survive using the unna lifestyle

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:38:12 [Preview] No.23472 del
Good night.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:38:23 [Preview] No.23473 del
>not using a civil war to pick a new king
>not using a civil war as a holy war to purge leftist thought

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:38:43 [Preview] No.23474 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:38:54 [Preview] No.23475 del
Good night friends.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:39:55 [Preview] No.23476 del
It's a silly idea to think that the problems to thing that an aristocratic or oligarchic system will help a lot of the problems of the world today when a lot of those problems were/are caused by systems like that.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:40:32 [Preview] No.23477 del
Good night.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:41:32 [Preview] No.23478 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3CQXaqk6uMc [Embed]

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:41:54 [Preview] No.23479 del
yeah well now we are left with technocracy that isnt even human that we will never be able to escape from

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:43:01 [Preview] No.23480 del
You're not exactly wrong there Nuro, have you ever read any Kaczynski?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:50:15 [Preview] No.23481 del
last time we had a civil war both Cruisey and Monaro lost and now we dunno who the BO is

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:51:04 [Preview] No.23482 del
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Mexican Witches Try to Burn Churches and Kill Babies

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e_PBfO4lGgY [Embed]

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 12:55:32 [Preview] No.23483 del
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never heard of him

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:00:36 [Preview] No.23484 del
I fucking hate the dreadlocked, nose ring wearing, tattoo covered, never showers hippy types. I'm fairly certain that creature also did preggers porn.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:01:03 [Preview] No.23485 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:02:23 [Preview] No.23486 del
Have a good sleep.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:04:12 [Preview] No.23487 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:05:12 [Preview] No.23488 del
Big gay sex poo

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:05:52 [Preview] No.23489 del
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Hard negro shit

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:06:17 [Preview] No.23490 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:07:37 [Preview] No.23491 del
That's a tough choice for me.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:13:20 [Preview] No.23492 del
Here is a list of terms on Youtube and whether they are allowed to be on monetised content or not
Adelaide is a no-no word while Canberra is fine apparently lol

N+ NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:26:23 [Preview] No.23494 del


NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:38:29 [Preview] No.23495 del
I hate it when my dad wanks into my socks

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:52:10 [Preview] No.23498 del
What the fuck is this, you mong cunt?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:53:27 [Preview] No.23499 del
What the fuck is this, you mong cunt?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 13:54:20 [Preview] No.23500 del
What the fuck is this, you mong cunt?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:01:14 [Preview] No.23501 del
Time to go to bed. Night Night NEETs.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:11:01 [Preview] No.23502 del
Worlds hardest wank

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:14:16 [Preview] No.23503 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:15:27 [Preview] No.23505 del
Lexapro wank.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:17:15 [Preview] No.23506 del
What the fuck is this, you mong cunt?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:50:08 [Preview] No.23507 del
N-'s home, he posted a picture looking out of his window once, if you turn the camera there 180 degrees you'll see that house

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 14:57:41 [Preview] No.23508 del
Dick move, mate.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:01:52 [Preview] No.23509 del
Humans are living, walking creampies.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:05:29 [Preview] No.23510 del
((( Christian ))) fitness whore exposed by /cow/.


NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:07:31 [Preview] No.23511 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:12:40 [Preview] No.23512 del
Board owner, assuming you actually do anything, I'm pretty sure this shit eater has broken a rule.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:20:35 [Preview] No.23513 del
Fuck is that?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 15:50:25 [Preview] No.23514 del
Fuck are you?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:02:30 [Preview] No.23515 del


NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:20:23 [Preview] No.23516 del
Fuck me.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:29:18 [Preview] No.23517 del
Sure, what time and place?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:31:54 [Preview] No.23518 del
Nuro's house, you know the place.
When he's asleep we go there and have anal on top of him.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:45:33 [Preview] No.23519 del
I'm going to try to eat nothing but porridge with some cinnamon and honey tomorrow.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 16:46:12 [Preview] No.23520 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 19:23:56 [Preview] No.23521 del
Salary sacrifice cards work like every one card. I just tap and go with mine everywhere. You can also link up PayPal to it.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 19:34:01 [Preview] No.23522 del
Wank into his socks and see how he sniffs it.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 19:34:49 [Preview] No.23523 del
Goon morning NEETs.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 19:37:11 [Preview] No.23524 del
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Good morning NEETs.

I have just ordered 9 of pic related. I am going to plant them along the fence with the neighbour with the dog that barks at me every time I go outside. It might take a few years but hopefully they grow into a thick screen.

I also ordered a couple of other plants. I am going to bunnings this morning and am going to buy a couple of hanging pots to put in my bathroom. I have never tried growing plants indoors before. If it goes well with these first two I might buy more and green my life up in all my rooms.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 19:39:43 [Preview] No.23525 del
Good morning.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:17:10 [Preview] No.23526 del
Don't lie, it was cannabis.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:31:07 [Preview] No.23527 del
That's how he's going to green up his life.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:43:48 [Preview] No.23529 del
That is the sort of mistake you would expect to see at some dodgy outer suburban bogan high school, not an elite international college.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:45:54 [Preview] No.23530 del
They renamed the school after an influx of niggers.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:48:57 [Preview] No.23531 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:51:00 [Preview] No.23532 del
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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:53:39 [Preview] No.23533 del
A vulgar and uncouth term.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:54:21 [Preview] No.23534 del
I am off to do my shopping.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:56:57 [Preview] No.23535 del
I am sad.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 20:58:31 [Preview] No.23536 del
For a vulgar and uncouth species.

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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:16:21 [Preview] No.23539 del
I read that article and had that feel then chuckled.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:21:11 [Preview] No.23540 del
Mummybot scratches her breasts when making breakfast.
After she is done, I slowly inch towards where she was, vacuuming the air with my nose very carefully, to sniff the lingering smell for as long as possible.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:22:33 [Preview] No.23541 del
What does it smell like?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:22:37 [Preview] No.23542 del
>vacuuming the air with my nose very carefully, to sniff the lingering smell for as long as possible.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:28:35 [Preview] No.23543 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:29:25 [Preview] No.23544 del
>Adelaide is a no-no word

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:32:17 [Preview] No.23545 del
I was hoping for stale milk

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:38:55 [Preview] No.23546 del
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Morning neets, stayed up most of last night watching The Terror, although one thing still puzzles me - after he retired from the royal navy in the 1840s, how did comrade Legasov come to work for Moscow State University in the 1980s? The man must have been a true lifelong learner.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:42:58 [Preview] No.23547 del
Were the 19th century british really prejudiced against everyone from ireland, including the various scotch-irish and normans, or just the ones who were actually really irish?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:44:23 [Preview] No.23548 del
That's what she needs.
She didn't even send me a text to say that she got it or thanks.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:45:44 [Preview] No.23549 del
Good morning friends.
I took my alarm off on Monday and haven't turned it back on. Slept in.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:46:34 [Preview] No.23550 del
Good luck, they look nice.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:47:00 [Preview] No.23551 del
Thick Webby territory.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:48:07 [Preview] No.23552 del
They put that fence up soon after I left, apparently then it made the people trying to get away from being bashed unable to.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:49:44 [Preview] No.23553 del
>Workers had feared there was also blood in the urine, however the department said testing had found none present.
Wasn't me.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:50:29 [Preview] No.23554 del
>She didn't even send me a text to say that she got it or thanks.
I use mine daily to buy coffee and other shit. I find it nice as it helps me save my other pay that goes into my savings account like budgeting. Instead of the card you can get the money put onto a loan (i.e. home loan, personal loan) or even paid as rent. I prefer that but you need to provide proof you spent the money on those area and I have no debt to pay off or rent.

You should do it as you can reduce your tax by up to $15,000k if you work for a public benevolent association (i.e. charity, organisation that isn't for profit). Even with paying a higher HECs rate I am still better off...

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:54:47 [Preview] No.23555 del
>She didn't even send me a text to say that she got it or thanks.
People have no manners these days.
Do not help her again.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:55:32 [Preview] No.23556 del
Sadly I don't use halfchan as much as I used to, although I will always be an anon in spirit.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 21:58:01 [Preview] No.23557 del
When the neet diasporta all migrate back to 8ch or whatever it's going to be called, could you turn the lights off here and leave a note stuck under a Dan Murphy's fridge magnet to let us know where you've gone?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:01:15 [Preview] No.23558 del
I don't want to until they sort everything out.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:18:10 [Preview] No.23559 del
Nope, they started hating them after meeting them.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:47:02 [Preview] No.23560 del
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NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:48:19 [Preview] No.23561 del
Hard boong fuck

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:48:35 [Preview] No.23562 del
Dole bludging cunts

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:50:24 [Preview] No.23563 del
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Dramatic rape

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:50:43 [Preview] No.23564 del
Dole bludging grapes

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:50:59 [Preview] No.23565 del
Dole bludging gapes

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:52:56 [Preview] No.23566 del
Their stories need to be heard.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 22:53:36 [Preview] No.23567 del
I need that after picture.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:01:29 [Preview] No.23568 del
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Still clean

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:02:11 [Preview] No.23569 del
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Not clean

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:03:55 [Preview] No.23570 del
The pillow cases ensured a higher standard of hygiene.

The most important thing on that table has to be BBQ sauce.

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.23571 del
Has the nasal spray helped?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:14:45 [Preview] No.23572 del
Yes, I can now clearly smell the soiled Aboriginal underwear I find in the bushes off the highway

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:19:52 [Preview] No.23573 del
How's that old aboriginal going?

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:46:07 [Preview] No.23574 del

NEET 10/08/2019 (Tue) 23:49:15 [Preview] No.23575 del
Goon work, I always forgot about my Dan post. I love this Chan site that you can post the same image every day and it is not considered the same image in the thread even though the file is the same.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 00:21:18 [Preview] No.23576 del
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Reddit has delivered again.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 00:48:15 [Preview] No.23577 del
I just look up old Gen memes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:00:40 [Preview] No.23579 del
Are any of the real NEETs still here ?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:03:34 [Preview] No.23580 del
lol I wrote those.


NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:03:34 [Preview] No.23581 del
No, they're all at work or uni.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:13:27 [Preview] No.23582 del
no, only us fake ones

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:14:02 [Preview] No.23583 del
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no i'm not even a real neet been off cenno for over a month but not at work because i fucked my finger but i don't wanna go back i don't think i can take it anymore

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:19:29 [Preview] No.23584 del
you have to go back neet, it's for your own good

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:22:28 [Preview] No.23585 del
>Turn right on Webster

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:22:46 [Preview] No.23586 del
I’ve been away from the office for about two hours now. The level of dumb got so bad I had to walk out before I exploded.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:23:57 [Preview] No.23587 del
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"We need more laws to stop these good 'ol goys having a picnic"
but in the meantime here's some free publicity for (((us)))

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:24:06 [Preview] No.23588 del
They were good.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:24:47 [Preview] No.23589 del
Cheeky wank.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:25:16 [Preview] No.23590 del
Have a cheeky restaurant lunch

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:25:58 [Preview] No.23591 del
The one that mentioned Mr Big was good. The other one not so much.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:27:03 [Preview] No.23592 del
I really can't read these article anymore. My brain just switches off.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:27:42 [Preview] No.23593 del
I liked the other one it is like a scrawny NEET is slowly fading into his executive figure.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:28:29 [Preview] No.23594 del
Get yourself diagnosed with depression and anxiety and take paid stress leave and NEET it up for six months or so.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:28:29 [Preview] No.23595 del
i want to go, where is it?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:32:53 [Preview] No.23596 del
Executive smoking but in all seriousness it is hard for medical professionals to take strokes seriously, they suspected my mother had one and we had to push for it to be taken more seriously when she difficulty putting together functional sentences


NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:34:22 [Preview] No.23597 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:34:59 [Preview] No.23598 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:36:28 [Preview] No.23599 del
kek that swift motion into drive and even while driving he cannot stop.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:45:20 [Preview] No.23600 del
i dont know what the hospital can do if an elderly person has a stroke. Scans and asprin i think is the limit.
this nurse looks a little high strung, maybe too much for the job.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:48:29 [Preview] No.23601 del
the first nurse had a stroke, the second nurse had a stroke, but the third didn't touch him

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:49:48 [Preview] No.23602 del
I was meant to spend today driving to see my family, but I fucked up by staying up all night watching The Terror, so I can't go until tomorrow. Now I've got nothing to do all day.

Might dl the second season and start watching that.
t. useless neet

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:51:39 [Preview] No.23603 del
>i dont know what the hospital can do if an elderly person has a stroke.
My mother is an older woman and they did a CT scan. They did the aspirin thing but then detected that her blood flow was reduced due to clotting in her neck that could caused it. They had did a surgery on an artery on her neck in a private hospital afterwards (saying that delaying the surgery if it was not identified could have resulted in a major stroke/death).

There is medication trials in Melbourne a doctor is using that is fast acting to clear the clot to reduce the overall damage by restoring blood flow. Probably won't be another 10 years until such a treatment is available and it is standard practice. Medicine is moving faster but is still very medieval.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:53:25 [Preview] No.23604 del
Then develop a binge eating habit, get an executive figure and qualify for dsp based on that. Neet career counseling is the best counseling.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:54:34 [Preview] No.23605 del
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you can still go for a drive ;)

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:54:51 [Preview] No.23606 del
>qualify for dsp based on that
You could move in with the Possums.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:56:03 [Preview] No.23607 del
Why do have so many of these videos saved? He is a smooth operator driving

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:57:30 [Preview] No.23608 del
It doesn't get much lower than public masturbation.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:58:52 [Preview] No.23609 del
What if you did it on Mt Everest?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:59:05 [Preview] No.23610 del
There are two types of strokes - those which are causing by too much clotting, and those which are caused by too little. Giving medication for one when the patient is having the other is only going to make things worse.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 01:59:06 [Preview] No.23611 del
My mother faked a stroke once. She went into hospital because she felt dizzy. They told her they would test her to see if she had had a stroke and she told everyone she actually had had a stroke. The tests all came back negative but she went on telling everyone she had a stroke for months.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:00:51 [Preview] No.23612 del
Fastest way to get on the sex offenders list.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:00:54 [Preview] No.23613 del
thanks for that i forgot that they can unblock some vessels and give clot busting medications. I suppose i was thinking of the not for resuscitation elderly.
>tfw your mums sick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:01:27 [Preview] No.23614 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:03:52 [Preview] No.23615 del
>My mother faked a stroke once. She went into hospital because she felt dizzy.
I initially said there was nothing wrong with my mother when other family members told me. Until she couldn't tell the difference between the letterbox key and a car key when she wanted to go driving. I told her to lay down on her bed, left the room and called 000.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:05:23 [Preview] No.23616 del
It doesn't matter what you do so long as you do it well. Stop resenting those of us who have made it big as sex offenders - it's a valid lifestyle choice for the 21st century.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:07:21 [Preview] No.23617 del
>Stop resenting those of us who have made it big as sex offenders

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:09:08 [Preview] No.23618 del
All the guys in these public wank vids have small dicks.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:12:26 [Preview] No.23619 del
Thus the neet commune was begun.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:13:33 [Preview] No.23620 del
He's lost all his teeth so he's charging an extra $5 per gobbie

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:17:54 [Preview] No.23621 del
If you had a big dick your porn career goes on to a higher tier than just filming yourself wanking in a car while women walk past.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:20:56 [Preview] No.23622 del
Deep throat included?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:35:38 [Preview] No.23623 del
guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:36:51 [Preview] No.23624 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:41:08 [Preview] No.23625 del
They probably burn books like this in university libraries today.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:41:59 [Preview] No.23626 del
>tfw "roller"

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:43:54 [Preview] No.23628 del
>the never heard of him

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:43:57 [Preview] No.23629 del
I feel sorry for third world people who had to hand paint each of those bottles.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:44:40 [Preview] No.23630 del
It's probably put in the restricted section.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:46:57 [Preview] No.23631 del
>tfw only a ps3
I bought it 6 months ago and still haven't gotten around to turning it on. Neet achievements.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:47:59 [Preview] No.23632 del
absolut degenerate

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:48:23 [Preview] No.23633 del
How are neet achievements going for today? It's nearly 2 pm, still haven't managed to have a shower or go outside or have breakfast.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:48:28 [Preview] No.23634 del
yeah i still have a ps3 and some games i haven't taken the shrinkwrap off.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:51:41 [Preview] No.23635 del
We fail even at vidya

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:54:32 [Preview] No.23636 del
hack ur ps3 and play snes games

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 02:56:23 [Preview] No.23637 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:00:47 [Preview] No.23638 del
Well constructed.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:01:07 [Preview] No.23639 del
Or could buy that newish SNES console.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:05:10 [Preview] No.23640 del
why would you buy an overpriced emulator

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:12:04 [Preview] No.23641 del
I don't like bricking hardware?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:13:14 [Preview] No.23642 del
My disability support pension got granted not too long ago and was able to get my license back and buy a car, also recently moved into my own house shared with another NEET. This is the same anon that posted on 8chan about getting caught smoking in my room at my aunts house, things are finally looking up

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:13:47 [Preview] No.23643 del
don't be a mong
i've flashed my ps3 dozens of times

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:17:33 [Preview] No.23644 del
Still waiting for the bodyfat percentage announcement.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:18:07 [Preview] No.23645 del
Well done NEET. You are on the move.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:18:31 [Preview] No.23646 del
There is no support when someone fucks up a mod and there is no bug support.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:19:09 [Preview] No.23647 del
How did you meet him?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:22:40 [Preview] No.23648 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:23:04 [Preview] No.23649 del
good to hear things are picking up for you m8

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:27:05 [Preview] No.23650 del
I met him through youth crisis accommodation, I was there for like just over a month with 3-6 others then they decided to move us into transitional housing(just us 2). He's a good friend as well, watched Joker with him on Sat and he comes to my AA meetings to support me

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:30:30 [Preview] No.23651 del
Good luck moving forward. It sounds like you are taking positive steps moving forward.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:30:48 [Preview] No.23652 del
103%. I'm currently eating.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:31:31 [Preview] No.23653 del
Are you a seal?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:32:20 [Preview] No.23654 del
They be stealin mah bucket

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:33:53 [Preview] No.23655 del
You are thinking of a walrus.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:35:04 [Preview] No.23656 del
Back in my day it was called seal bucket dot jpeg

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:35:28 [Preview] No.23657 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:38:33 [Preview] No.23658 del
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>AA meetings

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:43:44 [Preview] No.23659 del
I yield to your superior lore.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:43:48 [Preview] No.23660 del
Well Dan-d

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:44:00 [Preview] No.23661 del
What an evil Dan.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:46:42 [Preview] No.23663 del
I'm forced to go but that still doesn't prevent me from the occasional drink. Sorry murph but I'm on my way to liqourland in a 20-30mins

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:47:25 [Preview] No.23664 del
You should try and abstain mate.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:48:38 [Preview] No.23665 del
>the occasional drink
Bad idea mate.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:52:05 [Preview] No.23667 del
>Wondering if the reason I never really became an alcoholic is because I got into abusing food instead

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:54:10 [Preview] No.23668 del
At least one NEET does both.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 03:58:39 [Preview] No.23669 del
big food, big poo

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:00:08 [Preview] No.23670 del
I can't seem to, the meds I'm on aren't working that well and I use alcohol to self medicate with. And since being schizophrenic that rules out weed being an option
I don't drink as much as I use to but even when it's on occasion it's always excessive. I know for an alcoholic even sipping a beer is bad but I have to wean myself off it slowly, I can't just outright quit
Nice may mays satan

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:02:49 [Preview] No.23671 del
I sometimes do it in public bathrooms

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:03:13 [Preview] No.23672 del
>And since being schizophrenic that rules out weed being an option
You should talk to Nuro about cleansing enemas.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:12:42 [Preview] No.23673 del
Howdy NEEToes, how goes it?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:16:10 [Preview] No.23674 del
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up late today, reminded me of my NEET days, I might try read a book or go for a walk, I'm feeling slightly better than yesterday but still horribly sluggish.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:16:47 [Preview] No.23675 del
Good. But its 3pm and I need to mow the lawn soon, and hit the gym.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:23:44 [Preview] No.23676 del
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and hit dans

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:25:59 [Preview] No.23677 del
That is okay so long as the door is closed and you do not make any obvious noises.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:27:05 [Preview] No.23678 del
Hello, it goes well. Which cars did you work on today?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:27:15 [Preview] No.23679 del
The day is for normies, the night is for neets.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:27:30 [Preview] No.23680 del
I am glad you are feeling a bit better NEET. Take it easy until you are back to full strength.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:28:00 [Preview] No.23681 del
What an evil meme.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:29:13 [Preview] No.23682 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHSPVNbF5lY [Embed]

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:38:29 [Preview] No.23683 del
Blessed by OC

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:39:08 [Preview] No.23684 del
>I know for an alcoholic even sipping a beer is bad
Eh not really, it's more the idea that merely sipping a beer will make you obsessively drink that is damaging, it's best to more meld your psyche so that you can stop at 1 rather than cutting it all out and dealing with withdrawels that cause you to go binge drinking
Same with food

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:39:21 [Preview] No.23685 del
Hiace, Golf, Corolla.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:41:08 [Preview] No.23686 del
Use this in a new Dan please
https://youtube.com/watch?v=atY7ymXAcRQ [Embed]

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:46:59 [Preview] No.23687 del
That doesn't work for everyone on everything. Sometimes the only long term solution is to abstain from things you tend to abuse.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:48:54 [Preview] No.23688 del
Complete abstention is the only thing that works for most people.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:49:40 [Preview] No.23689 del
Thank you, I will have to decide whether or not to go for walk.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:53:04 [Preview] No.23690 del
Only if you want a cock full of vomit, his lovers in bad shape so it's wrecked his gag reflexes

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:53:32 [Preview] No.23691 del
I have a confession to make NEETs,I haven't drunk goon for over six months

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:54:32 [Preview] No.23692 del
Boong rape

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:54:46 [Preview] No.23693 del
Nobody's perfect. It's these cute little flaws that make a sexual encounter memorable.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:57:07 [Preview] No.23694 del
I have an even bigger confession to make NEETs,I don't think I've drunk goon in my entire life. I try and compensate by lots of danshilling, but inside, I'm a broken and hollow man.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:59:35 [Preview] No.23695 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 04:59:37 [Preview] No.23696 del
Well done NEETs. We joke a lot about Dan here, but no-one actually seriously drinks his poisons.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:00:07 [Preview] No.23697 del
Also I've probably eaten chicken tendies maybe 2 or 3 times in my entire life. My whole existence is fraud.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:00:33 [Preview] No.23698 del
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Waxed the car on the weekend,fucking bird shit on it today

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:01:39 [Preview] No.23699 del
A metaphor for life.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:05:07 [Preview] No.23701 del
We need to genetically engineer birds that shit car wax.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:09:21 [Preview] No.23702 del
What a story!

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:11:19 [Preview] No.23703 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:12:00 [Preview] No.23704 del
evil poo

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:13:49 [Preview] No.23705 del
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The unnamed neets have banded together to form an unstoppable ninja superhero team. Our day will come!

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:22:22 [Preview] No.23707 del
I have only drunk fancy wagie drinks such as whisky or beer, since I became a wagie.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:29:47 [Preview] No.23708 del
Good afternoon NEETs. Meant to rain on Friday and Saturday in my town, but I won't bet on it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:35:10 [Preview] No.23709 del
Good afternoon. Strip off and get out and do a rain dance if it becomes necessary mate.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:35:50 [Preview] No.23710 del
While I agree with mencius on many things, eg the university-media complex having replaced the medieval catholic church as the institute of social and thought control, I think his proposed solutions are so silly even he doesn't take them seriously and is just larping.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:36:32 [Preview] No.23711 del
The police told me I'm not allowed to do that any more. The problems with having neighbours that have kids.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:39:33 [Preview] No.23712 del
I know those feels.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:42:00 [Preview] No.23713 del
A reasonable opinion.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:45:58 [Preview] No.23714 del
He explains what has happened quite well, but his ideas about the potential future he wants seem strange and unrealistic. He always used to talk about having a society that had no political factions, which as far as I can see is impossible.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:47:25 [Preview] No.23715 del
I am googling pictures of various vegetable seedlings to try and work out what has germinated in my trays.

It seems mostly zucchinis, which is not what I wanted. I don't know if I have even a single watermelon, which is disappointing.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:49:32 [Preview] No.23716 del
Zuchinis are good for throwing into stews and the sort, they barely impact the flavour so you're giving yourself extra veggies.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:49:48 [Preview] No.23717 del
A lot of "political commentators" and similar types are like that, they can explain how and why various things have come to be in a pretty reasonable and well thought out manner, but once they start talking about their proposals for what to do, it just turns very quickly into general silliness.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:51:22 [Preview] No.23718 del
Yes I like zucchini, but I only really wanted to grow one of them. They take up a lot of space.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:52:01 [Preview] No.23719 del
It's very possible if you outlaw opposition. It's just there are a lot of examples of bad states that have worked like that.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:53:38 [Preview] No.23720 del
It is because they are nerds with no social skills. They don't understand people well enough to predict their behaviour forwards in time.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:54:11 [Preview] No.23721 del
There are still factions within the ruling party.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:55:15 [Preview] No.23722 del
Even those still have politcal factions, places like North Korea have politcal factions, it's just they're much more hidden and clandestine.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:56:20 [Preview] No.23723 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 05:57:20 [Preview] No.23724 del
That's pretty true, pair that with little to know political experience and you just have someone who nine times out of ten will sound like an absolute clown when you ask them about their ideas for what the future should be like.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:04:51 [Preview] No.23725 del
Don’t take her out again.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:06:05 [Preview] No.23726 del
Wouldn't mind a gf NEETs.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:06:55 [Preview] No.23727 del
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Priscilla here

Many of you despair at the state of the world and modern consumerism society, but I am here to tell you not to fear because the world that you hate so much is about to end.

The truth is that the data coming back very recently, within the past few years or so has confirmed what climate scientists feared when we first found that methane levels were rapidly rising with no discernible cause: the arctic sea ice is melting and releasing trapped methane into the atmosphere.

Now if you don't know what that means, basically methane is like this evil carbon dioxide you hear so much about except a hundred times worse in terms of the amount of global warming it will cause. As the ice melts, two things start to happen that will result in a runaway rapid warming effect that will completely destroy the current peace and cause billions of deaths including the extinction of other species besides humans. The first is that the physical presence of the ice over a large area in the arctic acts like a kind of reflective mirror that helps reflect some of the energy coming in from the sun. With that melted, that light no longer gets reflected and instead absorbs onto the surface somewhere and radiates heat into the atmosphere. The second thing is that pockets of methane that are trapped in the ice shelf will release into the atmosphere. Both ice on land and in the sea contains large amounts of methane and any instability in that ice is game over and the ice has been destabilized. The last time we had a mass extinction, an event where over 95% of all species on earth went extinct, the cause was because of rapid increases in methane from the arctic ice melting. We're already seeing mass extinction happen with estimates of the current rate of extinction at about 1000 times higher than usual.

Most of our climate change models predicted a slow and steady linear increase in temperatures, but that's not what the data show is happening at all. The effects appeared slow and linear for a while, but now we're seeing a sudden acceleration that is corresponding to an exponential increase, not a linear increase in atmospheric methane levels that has been happening for over 10 years now. We fucked up. It's too late now to ever prevent large scale social collapse. There will be famine and drought and war, billions displaced and starving. No doubt there will be a revolution and the current order will fall.

Here is a good paper about this by a scientist who has dedicated his life to studying this issue. I encourage all of you to read it: https://www.lifeworth.com/deepadaptation.pdf

Now what does this mean for the depressed wizard who hates the current world? For me it means that there is hope that you can survive to see a new social order arise out of the ashes of our current society. Assuming you survive anyway. You can safely ignore the concerns of normies now knowing that they are in denial and are just wasting time while they still can. Any plans for the future need to be made with the knowledge that the future will be on fire and the things you rely on society for like food will no longer be guaranteed which makes the concerns of normies trivial and insignificant. We have to figure out how to live in a sustainable way like our ancestors did, assuming that's still possible in the new climate. Do not lose hope wizards, this era of bullshit wageslavery is almost at an end.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:07:23 [Preview] No.23728 del
They are horrible creatures. I am told they use the toilet several times PER DAY and fart intermittently as well. Disgusting. Not in my house. Not in my life.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:07:49 [Preview] No.23729 del
Me either. It’s one of the things that makes me sad sometimes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:08:00 [Preview] No.23730 del
Honestly I wouldn't even know what to do if I somehow got a girlfriend.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:08:37 [Preview] No.23731 del
But they generally smell nice and look pretty

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:10:17 [Preview] No.23732 del
Shire has a girl in his house and she cooks and cleans and bees nice to him and he doesn’t mention farts or toilet water usage.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:10:20 [Preview] No.23733 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:10:48 [Preview] No.23734 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:11:05 [Preview] No.23735 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:11:21 [Preview] No.23736 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:11:48 [Preview] No.23737 del
Have you tried suicide?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:12:03 [Preview] No.23738 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:12:36 [Preview] No.23739 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:12:52 [Preview] No.23740 del
Have you tried suicide?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:13:09 [Preview] No.23741 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:13:26 [Preview] No.23743 del
Have you tried suicide?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:13:51 [Preview] No.23744 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:14:19 [Preview] No.23745 del
Have you tried suicide?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:14:35 [Preview] No.23746 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:14:54 [Preview] No.23747 del
Have you tried suicide?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:21 [Preview] No.23748 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:26 [Preview] No.23749 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:32 [Preview] No.23750 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:36 [Preview] No.23751 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:49 [Preview] No.23752 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:53 [Preview] No.23753 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:15:57 [Preview] No.23754 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:14 [Preview] No.23755 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:19 [Preview] No.23756 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:22 [Preview] No.23757 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:26 [Preview] No.23758 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:33 [Preview] No.23759 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:36 [Preview] No.23760 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:41 [Preview] No.23761 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:44 [Preview] No.23762 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:48 [Preview] No.23763 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:54 [Preview] No.23764 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:16:58 [Preview] No.23765 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:17:01 [Preview] No.23766 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:17:05 [Preview] No.23767 del
Suicide should do the trick.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:18:45 [Preview] No.23768 del
Boong thrusters.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:18:47 [Preview] No.23769 del
I used to get very upset that I didn't have one, nowadays I don't mind terribly much, two guys I know and sometimes meet irl got themselves gfs, and I guess I was a little unhappy, but not as much as I think I once would have gotten. I guess if I go back to uni next year and be more socially involved then I was last time I might have a chance.
Same, I don't know what I would do either, my life is pretty simple right now, I just go and wage 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, live with my mummybot and spend my weekends drinking in moderation , having a gf would definitely complicate things for me in some way, shape or form.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:19:47 [Preview] No.23770 del
That was fun.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:21:05 [Preview] No.23771 del
I had a bit of a food binge today. But I only binged on meat and cheese since I didn't want to stop being in ketosis or whatever.

I don't know if I am going to be able to stick to keto eating long term. I am really craving veggies and rice and cereals.

If I succeed on this diet and lose the weight I don't know what I am going to eat once I go back to normal. All the old impulses will still be there. The same lack of control. The more I eat the more my body tells me to eat more.

I do not know if I can be fixed.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:21:30 [Preview] No.23772 del
It was stupid and gay.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:22:49 [Preview] No.23774 del
I think it would be nice to have somebody barracking for me for once (besides Mummybot) and somebody I could be carefree and relaxed around and touch contact would be nice.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:23:00 [Preview] No.23775 del
Cruisey go and get our old board back and be the BO again please. DON'T PLAY GAMES ABOUT IT. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. DON'T EVEN SAY IT.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:23:07 [Preview] No.23776 del
That doesn't make it any less fun.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:23:27 [Preview] No.23777 del
You can have salad and non-starch vegetables on keto.
Keto just requires less than 60g carbs per day.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:24:12 [Preview] No.23778 del
I had a bird shit on my head the other day. Fucking horrible feeling it land. I had only washed my hair a few hours before too.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:24:17 [Preview] No.23779 del
I'm not Cruisey, but I can't return there.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:26:18 [Preview] No.23780 del
>I can't return there.
You can and you will.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:26:42 [Preview] No.23781 del
Being shat on by a bird brings good luck.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:26:52 [Preview] No.23782 del
You will not eligible for DSP discounts from Father then.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:27:20 [Preview] No.23783 del
From what I have read keeping below 20 is the way to go.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:27:54 [Preview] No.23784 del
and when they come knocking again?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:28:20 [Preview] No.23785 del
How much do you weigh now?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:28:47 [Preview] No.23786 del
Have you ever seen a boong wanking in public?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:29:11 [Preview] No.23787 del
I don't know. I wear a 4XL shirt.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.23788 del
>Thinking about what SLB will be purchasing on Friday

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:29:21 [Preview] No.23789 del
Do any of you remember /polpol/? The BO was Australian and I wonder if he was ever on /ausneets/.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:30:14 [Preview] No.23790 del
It's good you are doing something about it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:30:18 [Preview] No.23791 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:30:45 [Preview] No.23792 del
Don't underestimate your potential, you'll be fitting into that 5XL shirt soon to help (You) compete in the Nurgle 2019.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:31:35 [Preview] No.23793 del
Another wave of spam is coming, I feel it...

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:33 [Preview] No.23794 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:42 [Preview] No.23795 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:44 [Preview] No.23796 del
Yeah, those kinds of things would be nice.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:45 [Preview] No.23797 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:46 [Preview] No.23798 del
On an unrelated note, I am very tempted to coom. On day five of nocoom right now.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:52 [Preview] No.23799 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:32:57 [Preview] No.23800 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:04 [Preview] No.23801 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:11 [Preview] No.23802 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:17 [Preview] No.23803 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:19 [Preview] No.23804 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:21 [Preview] No.23805 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:24 [Preview] No.23806 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.23807 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:34 [Preview] No.23808 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:36 [Preview] No.23809 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.23810 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:42 [Preview] No.23811 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:42 [Preview] No.23812 del
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The absolute state of the U.K.


>woman get stabbed multiple times by a "new european"
>bobby takes more than a minute to arrive to the victim, even though they were there from the start
>bobby looks visibly annoyed, when talking to the other woman, trying to help the victim
>"ello, you owright?"
>new european stands next to bobby WITH THE FUCKING KNIFE STILL IN HIS HAND
>nobody is bothered by this
>guy who took the video just stands there, like everything is perfectly normal

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Is this really what the U.K. has become?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:49 [Preview] No.23813 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:50 [Preview] No.23814 del
Why clear your voice when its bad enough on it's own?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:33:57 [Preview] No.23815 del
Very tedious.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:34:13 [Preview] No.23816 del
You jinxed it you fucking boong.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:34:33 [Preview] No.23817 del
I can't I made a commitment to the BO I would act if he doesn't want to act. I am honest guy who lives up to his commitments.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:34:50 [Preview] No.23818 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:35:47 [Preview] No.23819 del
That was me, I could feel the wave slowly building up again.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:36:27 [Preview] No.23820 del
Stop being such a fucking loser you mong. I'd rather have fucking nuro posting than you.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:37:12 [Preview] No.23821 del
I swear to god I'll get NK hopped up on craig's meth again and then your arsehole will regret it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:37:57 [Preview] No.23822 del
Speaking of Nuro I haven't seen him post all day, I wonder what's been keeping him from us? Not that I'm particularly upset by his absence

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:39:34 [Preview] No.23823 del
>Not that I'm particularly upset by his absence
<Makes two posts about him

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:39:40 [Preview] No.23824 del
Stop being a dickhead.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:39:50 [Preview] No.23825 del
He got doxed again last night

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:40:04 [Preview] No.23826 del
How the hell is it possible to be so triggered by Priscilla?

The guy who spam deserve to be banned for spam.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:41:16 [Preview] No.23827 del
I only made one, you've got the wrong NEET.
I know, it's not the first time it's happened though.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:41:52 [Preview] No.23828 del
First time with the actual street address. Last time it was just pictures.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.23830 del
Use poal.me you fucking redditor.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:45:43 [Preview] No.23831 del
possum touched webby's poal

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:47:42 [Preview] No.23832 del
Pretty sure last time was with the address as well, but my memory could be wrong.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:47:45 [Preview] No.23833 del
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>Noticing this morning that my 3XL shirt was feeling kind of tight around the abdomen
>Check the label to make sure it's not really an old 2XL
>It's actually a 4XL

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:49:56 [Preview] No.23834 del
It is never too late to sort your shit out mate, you can do it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.23835 del
Nah, it was just the house and the other side of the street. Well, unless I missed a separate post.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.23836 del
Have a 48 hour fast.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:51:19 [Preview] No.23837 del
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I purchased collar extenders for my business shirts.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:52:06 [Preview] No.23838 del
May be it's time for you to have a volunteer.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:53:43 [Preview] No.23840 del
This is true. I've only eaten all-bran for breakfast and meat and salad for din-dins the past week and my poos have been silky smooth.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:55:18 [Preview] No.23841 del
Cheapskate priests just slide the cardboard that comes with their business shirt around the front to form a clerical tab.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:57:20 [Preview] No.23843 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:57:53 [Preview] No.23844 del
Godless heathens and their plant-based burgers.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.23845 del
If you were cool, you'd wear a ruff.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:05:14 [Preview] No.23846 del
Remember chinese size XXL is just a normal M for Australia

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:05:47 [Preview] No.23847 del
He's already shopping at Mr Pig mate.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:06:19 [Preview] No.23848 del
Incidentally, Lowes at Lizbef disappeared. I wonder if Johnny Bigg put them out of business?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:07:35 [Preview] No.23849 del
Mr Pig and his slightly more fashionable son Johnny Pig.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:08:53 [Preview] No.23850 del
Can they afford Johnny Bigg prices at Lizbef?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:10:07 [Preview] No.23851 del
Some of the catalogue emails Johnny Pig send me are doing big guys a real disservice if they think that's how they should dress.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:11:07 [Preview] No.23852 del
Everything is 50% off all the time.

I'm only speculating, but half the shops in Lizbef only the employed could afford anyway.

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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:12:29 [Preview] No.23854 del
>I'm only speculating, but half the shops in Lizbef only the employed could afford anyway.

Spare a thought for me. I stupidly visit all the shops in Lizbef only to realise they don't even bother carrying such items and then have to go as far afield as Tea Tree Plaza or the CBD to find something.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.23855 del
Please try and keep up.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:14:10 [Preview] No.23856 del
Why are they changing the url?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:14:40 [Preview] No.23857 del
Shiny new servers at FBI HQ.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:15:31 [Preview] No.23858 del
Those are the fashions the kids these days are into.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:16:01 [Preview] No.23859 del
I unironically don't find this difficult to believe.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:16:02 [Preview] No.23860 del
Not if you're 120kg+

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:16:02 [Preview] No.23861 del
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:17:28 [Preview] No.23862 del
Even executives want to be hip.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:17:38 [Preview] No.23863 del
I'm having some water but my throat still feels funny.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:17:39 [Preview] No.23864 del
>Spare a thought for Webby

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:18:00 [Preview] No.23865 del
>vomit play

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:18:04 [Preview] No.23866 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:18:21 [Preview] No.23868 del
Those coomer memes have put me off porn.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:18:57 [Preview] No.23869 del
I wasn't trying to be funny or controversial. If you think those fucks got no platformed, hauled before congress, and then left to do as they please, you're kidding yourselves.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:19:13 [Preview] No.23870 del
Time to get back onto the goon!

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:19:18 [Preview] No.23871 del
Its about time.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:19:46 [Preview] No.23872 del
I bought some really cheap red goon from cellarbrations once and vomited repeatedly in the night. It was fucking strange. I have never felt sick after drinking white wine but the red fucks with my stomach really bad, with red goon being worse than red wine.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:19:56 [Preview] No.23873 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:20:06 [Preview] No.23874 del
Why don't you try to steer me towards some gin or something instead?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:20:23 [Preview] No.23875 del
Cheap red wine is nasty.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:21:09 [Preview] No.23876 del
Do you see yourself in those memes?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:21:15 [Preview] No.23877 del
Your first mistake.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:22:13 [Preview] No.23878 del
Saw a fucking dero at the rundle woolies screaming at the checkout chick over something. She was around her mid 40s and didn't give a shit. It made me all flighty, I thought there was going to be a fight and that big islander security guard wasn't there.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:22:14 [Preview] No.23879 del
Red goon is the devil, if you must drink goon, stick to white.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:22:37 [Preview] No.23881 del
You don't know what you're talking about. Making up bullshit.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:23:51 [Preview] No.23882 del
I wasn't trying to imply you weren't serious, I've been saying since the thing in April or May when the FBI basically got caught red-handed posting on 8chan /pol/ and even before that US federal agents coming on /pol/ and trying to incite impressionable users to commit crimes is a pretty common thing, most of a time I've been called a shill or a nut for saying it, but the evidence seems to point towards people like me being vindicated.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:23:55 [Preview] No.23883 del
Cheers dan, female roommate has one of the tins and really loves it. I might grab some gin to celebrate the end of the semester.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:24:01 [Preview] No.23884 del
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>that big islander security guard

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:24:20 [Preview] No.23885 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:25:19 [Preview] No.23887 del
He always insists on searching my bags. I don't even look that neety.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:25:21 [Preview] No.23888 del
>FBI basically got caught red-handed posting on 8chan /pol/
Citation needed.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:27:03 [Preview] No.23889 del
Me he was just wondering who you were looking at?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:27:13 [Preview] No.23890 del
The CBD attracts all the deros.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:28:32 [Preview] No.23891 del
I suppose I imagined the visit from 4 CIB detectives asking about 8chan (at the request of the FBI) a few Friday nights back too?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:28:54 [Preview] No.23892 del
Same, I think that's the point of them, the thing which really did it for me is seeing that bald bloke with the imdb account with nearly 10,000 reviews of various pornos.
Red goon is a horrifically evil drink, second only to port in a cask. I've only bought a cask of red goon on two occasions. Every time I would drink it I wake up with the most horrific headache, even if I only had half a cup of it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:30:06 [Preview] No.23893 del
That screenshot was sent to the FBI by the guy posting. It was just some dickhead anon who made those posts. It was his (you)s. The FBI just got sent a screenshot of it. It wasn't an agent posting.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:30:39 [Preview] No.23894 del
He is just doing his job.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:31:04 [Preview] No.23897 del
Yes you probably did.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:31:26 [Preview] No.23898 del
>... seeing that bald bloke with the imdb account with nearly 10,000 reviews of various pornos.
Does anyone have his twitter account? I want to see his creep shots with the porn stars.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:32:22 [Preview] No.23899 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:32:43 [Preview] No.23900 del
Yeah that's the one.
I think he set it to private after people were posting it everywhere.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:33:36 [Preview] No.23901 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:34:13 [Preview] No.23902 del
>that incoherent all caps, red text posting style
Nuro is that you?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:34:30 [Preview] No.23903 del
They survive on the youtube coomer videos.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:39:43 [Preview] No.23904 del
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The only reason Jim crawled out and folded was because they would cut his financial services. That would be any money and assets left in burger land as well as making an income (that would be harder).

It is easier to move money now, but before cryptocurrencies it could be a pain in the ass.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:46:55 [Preview] No.23905 del
Afternoon, NEETS.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:47:05 [Preview] No.23906 del
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Am I the only one who sees a resemblance?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:47:24 [Preview] No.23907 del
Possibly also threatened him under their RICO laws (providing the platform, assisting people posting their criminal shit).

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.23908 del
Unfounded speculation.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.23909 del
We are an innocent NEET board we do not need to worry about the FBI and any of that shit. That is all focussed on the larpers and losers on /pol/.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:51:10 [Preview] No.23910 del
Don't worry NEET, I'm now worrying about far more innocuous things now such as whether or not Peter Garrett and the coomer porn addict guy are actually the same person

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:51:38 [Preview] No.23911 del
hey mate

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.23912 del
My coworker today told me he got a high distinction in his 'indigenous awareness' (or something like that) unit.
It was a 2500 word essay and all he wrote was that due to him not being part of that group, he was unable to understand or comment on their condition.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:53:36 [Preview] No.23913 del
The only way to win is not to play at all.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:53:55 [Preview] No.23914 del
Where did he get his money to retain a lawyer? You also don't retain lawyers when you're living in the Philippines.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:54:20 [Preview] No.23915 del
He also could have written "my name is flubba wubba jubba noonga... I'm back" on the top of the paper and got a HD.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:54:29 [Preview] No.23916 del
Did you pull out your badge in solidarity?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:55:33 [Preview] No.23917 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:56:17 [Preview] No.23918 del
He speaks their language. He is highly fluent in woke.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:56:38 [Preview] No.23919 del
You are starting to sound unhinged.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.23920 del
I retract my speculation about Peter Garrett being the coomer guy, no man would resort to pornography if he had such easy access to boong pussy.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.23921 del
That would have got him an appointment with a disciplinary committee and then an expulsion.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.23922 del
You're yet to provide a counterpoint.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:58:25 [Preview] No.23923 del
Going for a walk NEETs, see you all later.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:59:20 [Preview] No.23924 del
You can't counter unfounded nonsense. May as well ask me to disprove bunyips.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 07:59:44 [Preview] No.23925 del
There is a bunyip in SA.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:01:51 [Preview] No.23926 del
Have fun. No wanking.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:02:16 [Preview] No.23927 del
The newspaper? Is it still in print?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.23928 del
YES, just got a message from mygov account I just got my tax refund, time for a splurge on the weekend

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:03:17 [Preview] No.23929 del
Save that money. Splurging won't make you feel better.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:03:43 [Preview] No.23930 del
It is, and no, I meant the one on the Murray.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:03:53 [Preview] No.23931 del
>You can't counter unfounded nonsense.
Your argument is still a strawman. Jim has admitted to retaining a lawyer. Retaining a lawyer costs money. Jim primarily lives in the Philippines. I don't see what is unfounded about the facts.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:08:52 [Preview] No.23932 del
You are too dumb to converse with.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:14:59 [Preview] No.23933 del
Tempted to coom.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:16:13 [Preview] No.23934 del
You better not be the NEET out walking. Those videos before were a bad influence.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:18:30 [Preview] No.23935 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:20:29 [Preview] No.23936 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:21:47 [Preview] No.23937 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.23938 del
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Things work a little different on this chan.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.23939 del
See that's the straws your grabbing at.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:25:57 [Preview] No.23940 del
I have a whole bunch and I'm planning on making fritters with them.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:27:07 [Preview] No.23941 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:27:44 [Preview] No.23942 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:28:51 [Preview] No.23943 del
I never made the board so I never had the admin thing or the shared secret.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:30:30 [Preview] No.23944 del
Better swing by possum's, take him to the pickled duck and talk things over.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:32:30 [Preview] No.23945 del
>What is Cruiseys shared secret ?
>Does it involve garlic bread ?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:34:14 [Preview] No.23946 del
So does the THC.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:34:46 [Preview] No.23947 del
Moderately bantered.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:35:06 [Preview] No.23948 del
Well bantered

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:36:26 [Preview] No.23949 del
I found his poos.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:36:45 [Preview] No.23950 del
They stole it's baby.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:36:54 [Preview] No.23951 del
That was nuros poo

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:38:08 [Preview] No.23952 del
Unqiue code that BOs are meant to keep. They are made when you start the board and are used if the password is lost to recover it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:38:22 [Preview] No.23953 del
I doubt his would be as solid.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:39:48 [Preview] No.23954 del
Coffee can cause constipation

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:41:23 [Preview] No.23955 del
Coffee is a laxative.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:41:28 [Preview] No.23956 del
Send a letter to Nuro and find out.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:42:11 [Preview] No.23957 del
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Did a search on bunyip poo and found nothing except an old guy buggering some weird little creature

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.23958 del
Not if you jam enough up there

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:43:03 [Preview] No.23959 del
That's why the mother screams.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:43:26 [Preview] No.23960 del
8kun will be a bunch of Q shit I think.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:43:37 [Preview] No.23961 del
Can be fit the container up there?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:44:31 [Preview] No.23962 del
Knowing nuro probably a 500g Nescafe tin

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:45:17 [Preview] No.23963 del
I think the Q board here has their own spoilers.
What the fuck Monaro?
No wonder they are the top board, our BO needs to make us cool.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:45:27 [Preview] No.23964 del
That's already here though...

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:46:01 [Preview] No.23965 del
I though he was more a Coles coffee man?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:46:48 [Preview] No.23966 del
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I support Monaro totally in this current leadership crisis and have complete faith in his lack of ability

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:48:08 [Preview] No.23967 del
Support who?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:48:40 [Preview] No.23968 del
That guy, you know, that did that thing that one time

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:49:15 [Preview] No.23969 del
Never heard of him!

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:51:43 [Preview] No.23970 del
Why is it 8kun anyway ?
What's a kun ?
Help, I need a weeb

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:52:15 [Preview] No.23971 del
I thought he died

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:52:41 [Preview] No.23972 del
Although we should make /8kunts/ there quickly

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:53:15 [Preview] No.23973 del
Monaro is a weeb, he told me a chan is a girl, a kun is a boy.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:53:27 [Preview] No.23975 del
Nah, someone said he had BO or something the other day

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:54:46 [Preview] No.23976 del
It's gape enabled technology

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:54:55 [Preview] No.23977 del
So we were 8girl before and it's 8boy now ?
Fuck that, it was too gay already

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:55:53 [Preview] No.23978 del
Gape the girl, gape the guy and gape the goy

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:56:13 [Preview] No.23979 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:56:20 [Preview] No.23980 del
Other boards have banners too.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:56:46 [Preview] No.23981 del
No, I will only gape the girl you deviant scum

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:57:20 [Preview] No.23982 del
I'm a higher type of scum, pool scum m8

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:57:27 [Preview] No.23983 del
Thinking about sucking another mans penis does not make you gay mate

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:57:53 [Preview] No.23984 del
Ah, you float on the top then above all the piss

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:58:12 [Preview] No.23985 del
you will learn to gape everyone

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:58:46 [Preview] No.23986 del
No, it's when you "accidently" do it you become gay john

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.23987 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:00:28 [Preview] No.23988 del
Low standard well bantered post

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:01:58 [Preview] No.23989 del
You will learn to appreciate this lower standard.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:02:12 [Preview] No.23990 del
Medium standard well bantered post

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:03:03 [Preview] No.23991 del
Well bantered

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.23992 del
High standard well bantered post

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:03:15 [Preview] No.23993 del
I never recorded the shared secret. Or if I did I can't find it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:03:38 [Preview] No.23994 del
>tfw wide hips
I'm really insecure about it. I have quite broad shoulders and a large chest but my fucking hips just ruin my appearance and make look normal. I'm so envious of those guys like Steve Reeves that get that triangular look.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:04:09 [Preview] No.23995 del
It might be in the initial emails when the account was created.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:04:31 [Preview] No.23996 del
I write like a fucking retard too, I almost always miss words.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:05:06 [Preview] No.23997 del
Gape differently

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:05:12 [Preview] No.23998 del
I don't think there were any emails. You didn't even need to give an email address to create a board.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:06:16 [Preview] No.23999 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:07:46 [Preview] No.24000 del
Fucking hits hard. I am basically a tubby fridge and I am not even sure anymore if lifting will help.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:08:46 [Preview] No.24001 del
Fuck I don't know then. I will go where the moderation is decent.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:08:57 [Preview] No.24002 del
>All hope is lost

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:09:15 [Preview] No.24003 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:09:24 [Preview] No.24004 del
I think I will need to git-gud with my back, lats, chest and shoulders to balance it out.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:09:51 [Preview] No.24005 del
>my fucking hips
At least you know what they are good for.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:10:31 [Preview] No.24006 del
Back from my walk, mummybot is watching some kind of interview program with Costa on the ABC. Might go for another walk after dinner and buy a bottle of diet tonic water and a pack of chicken crimpy shapes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:10:51 [Preview] No.24007 del
Low brow post.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:11:14 [Preview] No.24008 del
Plus he the cushioning in all the right parts.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:11:39 [Preview] No.24009 del
>Might go for another walk
Give her and costa a bit of time together.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:11:57 [Preview] No.24010 del
Are you one of the slavic girls?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:11:57 [Preview] No.24011 del
Obsessing over your appearance is a woman's trait mate. Don't worry about it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:12:28 [Preview] No.24012 del
child birth?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:13:23 [Preview] No.24013 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:13:28 [Preview] No.24014 del
Is that you Cruisey? You should email that address at 8kun and tell them you are the ausneets BO. Maybe your login details will be sufficient. It is worth a try anyway. We need to make sure we don't have another situation like we do here where we end up with a questionable person as BO.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:14:06 [Preview] No.24015 del
Who is the BO here?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:14:47 [Preview] No.24016 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lDvuwCs6pcY [Embed]

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:15:14 [Preview] No.24017 del
No-one knows, but he doesn't deal with the pedo Priscilla NEET properly.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:15:49 [Preview] No.24018 del
Maybe he is the pedo neet?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.24019 del
Might as well be me, without any BO powers I can do as good a job.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:16:02 [Preview] No.24020 del
You've never heard of him.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:16:06 [Preview] No.24021 del
I'm still not sold on going there.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:16:47 [Preview] No.24022 del
A possibility.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:17:34 [Preview] No.24023 del
Will that matter?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:17:54 [Preview] No.24024 del
Why not? What are you afraid of?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:18:14 [Preview] No.24025 del
I'll have to get paid more by them to do it again.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:18:31 [Preview] No.24026 del
He's not.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:19:32 [Preview] No.24027 del
Will you accept Gape coin.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:19:35 [Preview] No.24028 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:20:06 [Preview] No.24029 del
that priscilla shit isn't cp anyway

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:22:07 [Preview] No.24030 del
Neither is the stuff pedoneet posts.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:22:48 [Preview] No.24031 del
Rule 5 is pretty clear m8

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:23:06 [Preview] No.24032 del
You can't tolerate pedos flaunting their obsessions with little girls.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:23:45 [Preview] No.24033 del
He got global banned for it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:27:10 [Preview] No.24034 del
Leniency just promotes it.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:28:45 [Preview] No.24035 del
reminds me of when I posted a picture of Melissa Benoist and the neet carried on about it being cp and reported it, and she was actually 26 years old at the time the picture was taken, some neets have issues

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:30:29 [Preview] No.24036 del
>some neets have issues
Go on.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:33:00 [Preview] No.24037 del
That was a different NEET. Our rules ensure consistency. The cunt is posting children, multiple times.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:35:00 [Preview] No.24038 del
I can comfortably tell you that it didn't work.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:37:58 [Preview] No.24039 del
It made him upset. Making him upset works to make him fuck off. Notice how he posted less tonight.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:48:34 [Preview] No.24040 del
Barista Bros iced coffee enema.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:49:48 [Preview] No.24041 del
Made $4690 gross earnings for this fortnightly wage period

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:50:56 [Preview] No.24042 del
Is that better than Coles coffee?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:51:17 [Preview] No.24043 del
How much was taxed?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.24044 del
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Well done NEET.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:55:46 [Preview] No.24045 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:56:43 [Preview] No.24046 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 09:59:55 [Preview] No.24047 del
What are you getting from Dan's?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:01:56 [Preview] No.24048 del
I haven't stepped foot in a Dan's since 2017

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:05:50 [Preview] No.24049 del
Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:06:52 [Preview] No.24050 del
Good night

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:07:06 [Preview] No.24052 del
Gook night girls.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:07:20 [Preview] No.24053 del
Gook night

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:07:29 [Preview] No.24054 del
Good night.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.24055 del
Gook night.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:08:31 [Preview] No.24056 del
Need a wank

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:09:31 [Preview] No.24057 del
Do it while driving and asking a woman for directions to Craig's.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:15:16 [Preview] No.24059 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:16:02 [Preview] No.24060 del
What am I looking at?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:17:48 [Preview] No.24061 del
Priscilla fucked by aboriginal.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:20:25 [Preview] No.24062 del
Niggers aren't Aboriginals you fucking Mongoloid Still funny though

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:20:48 [Preview] No.24063 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:21:32 [Preview] No.24064 del
Yeah I know. Not the same bones.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:23:25 [Preview] No.24065 del
It's obvious from the get go that's she's not white to begin with.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:24:05 [Preview] No.24066 del
White girl lick the poo poo

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:26:34 [Preview] No.24067 del
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>White girl

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:27:06 [Preview] No.24068 del
She licks the poo poo and put her tounge in there

N+ NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:42:13 [Preview] No.24069 del
== up ya bum cunt++

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:47:29 [Preview] No.24070 del
>bum cunt
nuro likes bois

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:53:53 [Preview] No.24071 del
What a pathetic attempt at red text posting.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 10:59:59 [Preview] No.24072 del
Better hit the hay.
Night fellas.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:01:37 [Preview] No.24073 del
Good night m80.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:09:14 [Preview] No.24074 del
Who are you?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:09:38 [Preview] No.24075 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:09:59 [Preview] No.24076 del
So. We have NK, Cheesey (AWOL), Weber, Cruisey, Nuro, Possum (AWOL?), Gook poster NEET, priscalla poster, and unnamed NEETS.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:15:26 [Preview] No.24077 del
The Priscilla cunt isn't one of us.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:15:37 [Preview] No.24078 del
>unnamed NEETS
I take offence to that

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:27:33 [Preview] No.24079 del
>tfw was meant to be asleep an hour ago.
Tomorrow's gonna be a rough morning.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:28:36 [Preview] No.24080 del
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>Some, but not all, of these vacancies are only open to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander applicants. This initiative helps to increase the number of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people employed in the APS, to better reflect the diversity of the Australian community.
Hard enough to get a job as it is.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:32:35 [Preview] No.24081 del
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Cheers for the job whitey

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:33:54 [Preview] No.24082 del
You just need nk to initiate you into his tribe.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:36:07 [Preview] No.24083 del
You forgot 10k and Shitey
You also forgot me but you did that on Purpose

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:36:33 [Preview] No.24084 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:37:47 [Preview] No.24085 del
>tfw you're as forgotten as monaro

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:38:16 [Preview] No.24086 del
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They mainly set aside the less demanding positions.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:40:21 [Preview] No.24087 del
yea, but they are still a person

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:41:30 [Preview] No.24088 del
Vaccines arent typically needed after birth anyway.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:44:58 [Preview] No.24089 del
Still not one of us, you mong cunt.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:46:23 [Preview] No.24090 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:47:50 [Preview] No.24091 del
She actually said that "he would be hansome without the beard".

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:48:40 [Preview] No.24092 del
>unnamed neets
You haven't been forgotten, you're just sharehousing a neet name.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:52:17 [Preview] No.24093 del
I think you're replying to the wrong person.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:56:27 [Preview] No.24095 del
Most likely has some North African ancestry in her.
Inb4 mongoloids try to claim North Africans are white.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:56:58 [Preview] No.24096 del
Looking through youtube video lectures, wondering why they don't have a filter setting for "presenter doesn't have an annoying indian or chink accent". I bet it would be possible to do accent classification automatically with modern deep learning speech recognition systems.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:59:08 [Preview] No.24097 del
Aren't about a quarter of the lecturers in Australia street shitters now anyway?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 11:59:15 [Preview] No.24098 del
Gee, priscilla's looking kinda old in some of these pictures - she looks almost 13. You must be losing interest.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:02:03 [Preview] No.24100 del
" Une fille comme moi " is a album from 2004. She was 14 or 15.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:02:35 [Preview] No.24101 del
The majority of the uni students at places I've been to are non-white. Idk if pajeet lecturers are the norm yet, or if the chinks will triumph over them. The best lecturers in my experience are actually jews, followed by englishmen with polished RP accents.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:06:29 [Preview] No.24102 del
I've yet to knowingly meet a kike, the longer I go without that experience the better.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:08:29 [Preview] No.24103 del
What we should do is use deepfake technology to replace lecturers from objectionable racial backgrounds with white ones in videos. We could do that with movies too - the ghostbusters remake could swap out all the women and replace them with guys, making it actually funny. The recent star wars movies could be made watchable - The Force Uncucked.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:17:28 [Preview] No.24104 del
I used to think jews only existed in the USA and israel, and that they weren't an australian thing, but that's only because I wasn't paying attention. Although I didn't see my first true kippa-wearing orthodox jew until last year.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:26:21 [Preview] No.24105 del
Our treasurer is naturally a kike, although I live in a more rural area so I don't think we have as many heebs proportionally as the capitals do.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:26:26 [Preview] No.24106 del
see you tomorrow NEETS.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:26:40 [Preview] No.24107 del
Here in melbourne there are entire high schools devoted to jews. One thing I've noticed is that while elite christian schools have been overrun by asians and indians (this has even happened in not-so-elite catholic schools), the jewish schools are still full of whiteish looking kids.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:27:33 [Preview] No.24108 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:33:23 [Preview] No.24109 del
Have a good sleep.
Remember, it's bad for Christian schools to restrict application based on religion but kike schools are allowed to.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:38:54 [Preview] No.24110 del
I think I might have psychotic depression. I've been properly diagnosed with both depression and general anxiety disorder. Not sure if there's any point in trying to get help for it though or if I actually can.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 12:39:07 [Preview] No.24111 del
Chaotically wanked NEET

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:01:15 [Preview] No.24112 del
Visiting an Aldis tomorrow.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:26:47 [Preview] No.24113 del
Fuck, very well done.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:31:02 [Preview] No.24114 del
About fucking time

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:33:36 [Preview] No.24115 del
I remember when I was little and my dad would take me to the bay beaches in Shitbourne and we'd stop on the way back at a supermarket in somewhere like Caulfield and they're be a lot of the orthodox types walking around in their fur hats.
They've got a few of their schools in this city, there's one near me that I used to drive past on my way to the wage, it's got really tall barbed wire fencing all around it and a checkpoint with a guard with a pistol, it's always creeped me out a bit, it seems more like an army base or a prison than a school when your'e going past.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:38:25 [Preview] No.24116 del
It'll be back, sadly.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:50:05 [Preview] No.24117 del
Night Night NEETs.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 13:51:31 [Preview] No.24118 del
Insomnia is haunting me once again tonight. Should've been asleep hours ago, but I ate a bunch of crap and now my stomach's upset. Might go for an after midnight neet walk.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:29:20 [Preview] No.24120 del
Careful now, you may end up being accosted for your wank

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:33:26 [Preview] No.24122 del
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Back from the neetwalk. Very quiet outside. Took some photos using the night vision mode on my camera - it can see things that are too dark for my vision to make out - this gazebo for instance, looked pitch black to my eyes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:35:11 [Preview] No.24123 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:35:56 [Preview] No.24124 del
That's pretty tits, seems like a nice place to chill and smoke a dart in the dark.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:40:01 [Preview] No.24125 del
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Yeah, fortunately didn't see anyone else in the park. I used to have a little bridge near uni where I'd go sit to smoke and drink late at night back when I was dumb enough to smoke.
Also saw a bunch of possums crawling along the power lines. The camera couldn't make out much, but to my eyes they were nothing but black shapes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:41:31 [Preview] No.24126 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 14:42:43 [Preview] No.24127 del
You sound like one of those African warlords from a former French colony.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 15:02:22 [Preview] No.24129 del
Okay Mobutu the African warlord.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 15:15:10 [Preview] No.24132 del
You clearly have no idea what an incel is.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 15:31:00 [Preview] No.24133 del
That's a boong that cant find any petrol to sniff

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 15:32:01 [Preview] No.24134 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 17:00:17 [Preview] No.24135 del
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G'day 4am/1700UTC neets.
Story time.

Once upon a time I was a normie, however my normie girlfriend read some Margaret Attwood and became a raving misandrist.
My landlord/housemate told me I needed to be away from the house for an afternoon. This landlord had issues with the 'adult' thing and acted like a child most of the time. This was in character for her.
Would you have guessed...? The now ex-girlfriend wanted some special secret conference time with my landlord, certainly to bring her up to speed on the global MRA Conspiracy that I was apart of.

I was left wandering the streets of Sydney as my normie world crashed around me at the behest of iFeminism, when I found my ex's car parked about 300 metres from my house. I did what any experienced chanboard denizen would have done-- not anything overt; something subtle.

It took her 5 days to realize it was there.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 17:19:14 [Preview] No.24136 del
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Similar to what I used to do when I discovered the CHDK firmware for my Canon Powershot.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 17:58:40 [Preview] No.24137 del
You can't be a "normie" and use "chanboards".
I'm not saying you're not a normalfag, I'm saying get the fuck out.
And if you didn't know better than mingling with women you well deserved what you got. No matter how lesser fools attempt to cushion this world for other fools, this isn't a fool's world.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:03:16 [Preview] No.24138 del
You can fuck off with your 2016 definitions, kid.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:06:19 [Preview] No.24139 del
>hey that guy told a story
>i can use this opportunity to demonstrate to show that I'm a harder badass than him
>he's had sex, though

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:45:21 [Preview] No.24140 del
Wank the pain away.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:47:37 [Preview] No.24141 del
French are really cucked if one of its faggots cannot tell this an Australian board

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:52:21 [Preview] No.24142 del
Nice point of perspective.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:53:21 [Preview] No.24143 del
Anal gape

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 18:53:39 [Preview] No.24144 del
Goon morning NEETs.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 19:03:14 [Preview] No.24145 del
goodmorning fellas

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 19:33:09 [Preview] No.24146 del
Good morning.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 19:44:06 [Preview] No.24147 del
Appears absolute trash was posted here for the last 12 hours.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 20:01:34 [Preview] No.24148 del
A lot of that trash came from France tbqh

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 20:15:34 [Preview] No.24149 del
Morning neets
That's been true of any 12 hour period you care to name in the history of ausneets.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 20:48:57 [Preview] No.24150 del
Morning neets. I was supposed to run this morning. My current routine calls for lifting and running each 3x a week. I put the running off for tomorrow morning as I slept in massively this morning and was tired after a very intense gym session. I have learnt that less is often more with fitness.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:03:43 [Preview] No.24152 del
Excellent photos. I didn't know cameras could do that.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:07:05 [Preview] No.24153 del
As much as I dislike vegans, messing with people's food is a shitty thing to do.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:07:12 [Preview] No.24154 del
Good morning NEETs.

Feeling a bit shplutz. I think I will have a total fast day to try and cleanse the meat binge from yesterday.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:07:49 [Preview] No.24155 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:10:43 [Preview] No.24156 del
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morning neets
here's some pump-up music to start your day
you should try a goon fast

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:11:50 [Preview] No.24158 del
Good morning.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:12:22 [Preview] No.24159 del
The slut drank herself into a stupor she deserved whatever she got.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:14:22 [Preview] No.24160 del
Why link that nonsense?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:14:26 [Preview] No.24161 del
So, at the commune, if one NEET drinks too much, it is OK for another NEET to mess with his food in addition to raping him?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:15:26 [Preview] No.24162 del
It's the Council's recommended viewing this month.
Plus Webby has a crush on Angie

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:17:59 [Preview] No.24163 del
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what happened to catholic perth neet?
what happened to 150k bitcoin neet?
are you guys... still... h e r e ?
. . .

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:20:46 [Preview] No.24164 del
If a NEET drinks himself into a stupor in a public area then it will be fair game for the other NEETs to take the opportunity to make him a bit more humble. To hit at any areas of pretentiousness or smugness he usually displays. Like being a vegan or wearing fedoras.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:22:11 [Preview] No.24165 del
raping nuro is like fucking a warm, wet plastic bag these days

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:22:14 [Preview] No.24166 del
Could you get a drunk NEET to eat a fedora?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:22:50 [Preview] No.24167 del
like fucking a bucket of tepid coffee

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:26:57 [Preview] No.24169 del
Wow, they seem really eerie and unnatural.
That's very cool.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:27:11 [Preview] No.24170 del
Good morning my friend. You keep getting up later and later.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:29:39 [Preview] No.24171 del
Sorry, I think. Doesn't sound good.
Did your gf fuck your landlord?

N+ NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:31:06 [Preview] No.24172 del
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> wake up
> hop on /ausneets/
> people are talking about raping me


NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:31:23 [Preview] No.24173 del
None is always none though.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:33:17 [Preview] No.24174 del
Good morning.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:35:27 [Preview] No.24175 del
Like a shlimazel, this seems to be a constant cycle.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:36:23 [Preview] No.24176 del
That was the night before. Last night's topic of discussion was about the coffee brand used during enemas. Get with the times.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.24177 del
Yes and yes.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:37:29 [Preview] No.24178 del
I no longer care. I haven't turned my alarm back on this week.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:37:54 [Preview] No.24179 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:38:02 [Preview] No.24180 del
Hi Nuro. You are not pretty enough for anyone to really want to rape you.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:38:11 [Preview] No.24181 del
They did nothing wrong. She was munching them up and now has buyers remorse.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:38:46 [Preview] No.24182 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:39:17 [Preview] No.24183 del
His quads would make for a decent defence if he can keep them tense.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:39:44 [Preview] No.24184 del
It's a new p30 pro phone, with lots of tricks for enhancing dark photos . hopefully the next generation will do the same for nudes

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:40:27 [Preview] No.24185 del
>150k bitcoin neet
I'm guessing the market took a dive and so did he.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:42:09 [Preview] No.24186 del
What is going on? What happened with that possible new job opportunity at the other company?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:42:58 [Preview] No.24187 del
He is so gooned most of the time he would not be able to control them.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:43:25 [Preview] No.24188 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.24189 del
This is how the world appears to nocturnal animals like possums. Actually, most nocturnal animals can only see in black and white.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:46:24 [Preview] No.24190 del
I don't know. They didn't call.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:46:40 [Preview] No.24191 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:47:16 [Preview] No.24192 del
They can see garlic bread from 100 yards.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 21:47:55 [Preview] No.24193 del
no he cashed out (and i didn't LOLOLOL)

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 22:22:21 [Preview] No.24194 del
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NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 22:34:21 [Preview] No.24195 del
But is the garlic bread black or white ?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 22:39:07 [Preview] No.24196 del
they like it big and black.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 22:58:07 [Preview] No.24197 del
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The blacker the better

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:00:16 [Preview] No.24198 del

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.24199 del
some guy tries to shoot up a synagogue:

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:09:18 [Preview] No.24200 del
shoot your mummybot

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:10:25 [Preview] No.24201 del
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Melbourne is a faggot town.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:13:49 [Preview] No.24202 del
Suppose I better go to work, see you all later.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:24:34 [Preview] No.24203 del
Good luck, see you when you get back.

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:39:05 [Preview] No.24204 del
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Better not be late for the morning wank boy

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:51:24 [Preview] No.24205 del
are you cunts going outside or something?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:51:29 [Preview] No.24206 del
Have you lost weight NK?

NEET 10/09/2019 (Wed) 23:51:54 [Preview] No.24207 del
I went out and did a few things in the garden.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:14:58 [Preview] No.24208 del
wtf i cant post. is it a shutdown because of the happening in germany?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:15:07 [Preview] No.24209 del
Been missing those pasty white legs.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:16:06 [Preview] No.24210 del
Freak out! this board is bug-o-rama

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:19:10 [Preview] No.24211 del

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:19:31 [Preview] No.24212 del
/pol/ says there was two shooters, the only casualties was some incautious frau and a guy. bad optics. bit of a setback it seems. anon made his own assault rifle though.based.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:26:16 [Preview] No.24213 del

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:32:37 [Preview] No.24214 del
Why are you posting that /pol/ shit here? If people want to read about it they can go to /pol/.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:34:06 [Preview] No.24215 del
What a dumbshit

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:39:16 [Preview] No.24216 del
Mate we're a multiple board now under new BO.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 00:44:25 [Preview] No.24217 del
well until 8kun goes live and everyone leaves

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 01:09:32 [Preview] No.24218 del
Bit a slam fire action for ya?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 01:26:54 [Preview] No.24219 del
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I think he shot some guy in the kabab shop. When i was in germany i ate felafel kebabs non stop. Best vego nosh around. I was thinkng about that vegan whopper, you know, the "rebel" burger.
THis turd would be okay for a noob vegan but for an expereinced vego its wrong because it's bad food, as in junk that makes you feel crook. It also diverges from the idea of leaving meat behind in you past, as in your diet changes from protien bolus to plant carb/protien composition. So when it appears to be meat-free meat rather than vego fare. I would probably refuse to eat it because the concept disgusts me rather than how much it costs and how sick it'll make me.

That said. I havent had a falafel kebab in donkeys years, and halal meat is top tier fucked-up. i could go for a falafel burrito wrap next time which is quite similar.
in conclusion. remove kebab.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 01:31:51 [Preview] No.24220 del

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 01:34:42 [Preview] No.24221 del
yeah i can't tell you how pleased i am they have started posting this shit here.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:06:23 [Preview] No.24222 del
Then we are back under the tyranny of cruisey and possum, as they force their homosexual agenda on the innocent heterosexual NEETs here

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:12:05 [Preview] No.24223 del
Crack diet

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:15:36 [Preview] No.24225 del
Cry harder you faggot.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:16:16 [Preview] No.24226 del
I'm going to an Aldi today.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:17:30 [Preview] No.24227 del
Pick me up 30kg of rice please.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:18:28 [Preview] No.24228 del
Don't post that shit here.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:21:01 [Preview] No.24229 del
That's pretty hot.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:23:14 [Preview] No.24230 del
I made the mistake of going to Bunnings, it was full of normies

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:29:08 [Preview] No.24231 del
We will always need to go into places full of normies to buy stuff.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:29:17 [Preview] No.24232 del
You are one of them.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:29:35 [Preview] No.24233 del
What did you need to buy?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:31:39 [Preview] No.24234 del
Sausage on bread with onions obviously.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:42:31 [Preview] No.24235 del
I went to the shop to get this, they always seem to have one copy of the new Atelier games.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:43:16 [Preview] No.24236 del
I had to get some kerosene for my kero heater as it's supoosed to be a cold few days coming up
as much as I want to be a normie again it will never happen

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:45:24 [Preview] No.24237 del
You are one.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:48:30 [Preview] No.24238 del
Is that for your little sister?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:50:31 [Preview] No.24239 del

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:50:50 [Preview] No.24240 del
Watching 'Secret Life Of The Zoo' atm. Zebras giving birth. A bit fascinating.
All the young female zoo keepers have fripples while they're watching it...

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:51:23 [Preview] No.24241 del
what are fripples

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:53:08 [Preview] No.24242 del
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don't bully

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:57:01 [Preview] No.24243 del
Frozen Nipples.
It's of limited value to us here, but human females have a few automatic reflex responses-- hardening nips when the suggestion of sex is happening being one.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:58:40 [Preview] No.24244 del
and breastfeeding, I really meant to say.
The next time you're in a shopping centre during the day when all the females on breeder pensions are around, keep a look out when someone's baby starts crying.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 02:59:46 [Preview] No.24245 del
my nipples get sore when it's cold, especially the left one

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:04:15 [Preview] No.24246 del
My favourite NEETWear t-shirts are the ?$10 Target 100% Polyester ones. (I wear 100% cotton when sleeping.)
Unfortunately my mipples are rather visible in them.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:06:11 [Preview] No.24247 del
weber starts lactating when he hears a babby crieying

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:06:44 [Preview] No.24248 del
post a nipple pic please

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:08:39 [Preview] No.24249 del
I'd suckle on his mammary gland

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:09:25 [Preview] No.24250 del
Just be glad you can fit into normal sizes and don't have to furtively slink your way to the Mr Pig section for sleeping attire.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:10:15 [Preview] No.24251 del
My last few days have been spent secretly repairing all the damage I've done to the house (accidental and intentional..) The lease here completes it year in a few weeks, and I'm suspecting I'll be asked to move out (fair enough--been here a while, and the Grey Nomad Landlords are selling their camping-bus and probably Nesting down).
Been a busy neet. Carrying the Hardiflex sheet back from Bunnings by hand for 2 kilometres was a bit of a chore, but I got it don't without being busted by nosy neighbours.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:11:32 [Preview] No.24252 del
Are you replacing internal walls you have smashed?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:12:13 [Preview] No.24253 del
>Hardiflex sheet
kek, how much damage have you caused

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:12:27 [Preview] No.24254 del
What sort of damage did you do to the place mate?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:13:18 [Preview] No.24255 del
>babby crieying

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:14:18 [Preview] No.24256 del
Why did you damage the place?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:19:01 [Preview] No.24257 del
Posting through Tor, so it should be relatively safe to admit I was dabbling in a bit of Revenge Porn on a housemate. The area under the house where the room was a storage area, and the best/most secure way to bug the room was removing the original hardiflex ceiling. Removing the equipment this week meant needing a undamaged sheet to not raise suspicions during any post-rental inspection. I did a good job, I reckon, so I won't be going to jail for 10 years.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:19:17 [Preview] No.24258 del
Why not? Partying, anger, drugs, fun, work projects, hefty lasses, negligence.

I would be surprised if the NEET managed not to wreck the place.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:20:33 [Preview] No.24259 del
You are an ambitious NEET

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.24260 del
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NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:25:44 [Preview] No.24261 del
smart neet

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:29:44 [Preview] No.24262 del
That was just me m8

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:30:14 [Preview] No.24263 del
It is comforting to know so many of the AusNEET diaspora has gathered here while waiting to return to the promised land.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:30:17 [Preview] No.24264 del
Post the videos.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:30:46 [Preview] No.24265 del
Just audio bugging or video?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:31:14 [Preview] No.24266 del
Did you capture anything good?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:35:02 [Preview] No.24267 del
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NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.24268 del
I don't like living in the bloated corpse of western civilisation.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:38:58 [Preview] No.24269 del
I don't like living int he bloated corpse of weber.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:40:44 [Preview] No.24270 del
Tell me again why you couldn't just blame the damage on your roommate's fat sheila habit?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:40:44 [Preview] No.24271 del
WTF!! what made you so mad?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:42:32 [Preview] No.24272 del
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>removing the entire ceiling to film your roommate fucking

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:46:16 [Preview] No.24273 del
Audio only. No need to see my housemate naked, just wanted to hear the moans from the girls.
Got some wins, still. Including regular sessions with a Magic Wand. Those are great when you don't care for awareness that a male is in there.
I won't be uploading them. I learnt about Zellweger power-line signalling, and it certainly looks like my location could be roughly determined from that. And I'm not really too pissed-off at the housemate, as there's been 'compensation' for living with someone who is a sexually active normie.
FWIW, I repurposed the old Foxtel cabling to my room to get the shielded microphone and its power. About that Foxtel--previous tenets of this place where mid-level Drug suppliers and had that installed. So anything slightly suspicious about this place would probably be blamed on them.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:50:39 [Preview] No.24274 del
So, you did all of this for your own amusement? Sounds rather homoerotic to me.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:51:54 [Preview] No.24275 del
I don't know what to say other than I wish to never fuck you over, damn

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:54:06 [Preview] No.24276 del
I hope he never develops a sexual fixation on me.

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:55:00 [Preview] No.24277 del
did you hear her moaning your name when she was getting off?

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 03:58:29 [Preview] No.24278 del
I want a women to look at me like he looks at his housemates

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 04:02:52 [Preview] No.24279 del
I think the poojeeta from my bio lab likes me, I only ever know in retrospect. There’s also another poojeeta in my bio workshop that was waiting around for me at end of class, but I didn’t realise and walked off as she was about to say something to me

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 04:03:21 [Preview] No.24280 del
Such is life on the spectrum

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 04:05:20 [Preview] No.24281 del
All I want for Christmas is a hapa gf

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 04:06:35 [Preview] No.24282 del
Shitey you fuckin tard

NEET 10/10/2019 (Thu) 04:06:53 [Preview] No.<