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NEET General #236 - Amongst the Cherry Blossom Edition NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:29:02 [Preview] No. 235444
Are you NEETs finding that your life is blossoming?

Old thread: >>234442


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:29:51 [Preview] No.235445 del
SA Best A


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:30:06 [Preview] No.235446 del
This is a much more wholesome thread than I expected.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.235447 del
Fuck this gay thread


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:30:56 [Preview] No.235448 del
Comfy feeling thread and a nice Pepe. OP should be proud, good work mate.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:31:38 [Preview] No.235449 del
Nice Pepe


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:32:02 [Preview] No.235450 del
>>235444
What a nice Pepe, however I can't say that my life is blossoming.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:32:50 [Preview] No.235451 del
ELECTRIC WIZARD


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:32:51 [Preview] No.235452 del
>It was in NEET Gen#236 that the civil war came to pass
>The Degenerate NEETs offended by the wholesome thread launched a surprise attack upon the Nice NEETs
>They destroyed the food homes
>From then on we were all NEETs from Bad Homes


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:33:16 [Preview] No.235453 del
>>235452
*good homes


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:34:05 [Preview] No.235454 del
>>235451
I'll electric your scrotum


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:34:07 [Preview] No.235455 del
Put my lamb stew on. A lot later than I should have but I got a burst of motivation so I thought better to do it now.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:34:26 [Preview] No.235456 del
I need to buy a new monitor


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:34:40 [Preview] No.235457 del
I wish I came from a food home. My house was made from the usual stuff like wood and bricks.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:35:24 [Preview] No.235458 del
>>235457
Wood and bricks can be food
You're just not trying hard enough m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:35:45 [Preview] No.235459 del
>>235457
My house is made from arse balls cock.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:35:52 [Preview] No.235460 del
I do seem to be rather dyslexic with my typing these days


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:36:04 [Preview] No.235461 del
>>235456
Same, I've been ignoring the couple of dead pixels in mine for a while.
>>235458
I was always told I was a picky eater.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:36:31 [Preview] No.235462 del
We need erotic content of cruiseys negress


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:37:12 [Preview] No.235463 del
Dancing the dances of fiery exotic Africa


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:37:27 [Preview] No.235464 del
>>235461
>Same, I've been ignoring the couple of dead pixels in mine for a while.
Got a particular monitor in mind?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:37:45 [Preview] No.235465 del
I'd rather erotic content of Cruisey.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:38:31 [Preview] No.235466 del
>>235464
No clue, I'd like to hope on the dual monitor train though. My current set up wouldn't really suit it though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:39:49 [Preview] No.235468 del
>>235465
Another Pasito Can?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:40:32 [Preview] No.235469 del
>tfw nobody compliments my cum anymore


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:41:58 [Preview] No.235470 del
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Caught a fly in me tealight candles last night.

Anyway after 5 beers I managed to get this bacon hock soup started. It needs to simmer for a couple hours so hopefully I don't pass out and burn the house down. There's chook stock in the picture though I ended up using veg stock at the last minute which is what the recipe called for.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:42:52 [Preview] No.235471 del
>>235470
Bet that hurt.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:43:15 [Preview] No.235472 del
>>235470
>smoked paprika
Based and smokedpilled.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:43:33 [Preview] No.235473 del
>>235444
Yes, very nice pepe.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:44:10 [Preview] No.235474 del
>>235473
You're a very nice pepe.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:44:58 [Preview] No.235475 del
>>235472
he's hunting hungarians


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:45:25 [Preview] No.235476 del
>>235475
hunting hungry Hungarians ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:45:58 [Preview] No.235477 del
>>235476
that too


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:46:48 [Preview] No.235478 del
Nana called.
Didn't answer.

Call her back later tonight.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:47:08 [Preview] No.235479 del
>>235459
Fundamental building blocks.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:47:19 [Preview] No.235480 del
>>235478
WHAT IF SHE HAS FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:47:34 [Preview] No.235481 del
>>235480
That actually happened a few months ago.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.235482 del
>>235480
She's kinda fucked then.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:48:30 [Preview] No.235483 del
Thinking about giving myself a haircut.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:48:42 [Preview] No.235484 del
Hungry hungry Hungarians.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:48:56 [Preview] No.235485 del
Nana will be writing a certain NEET out of her will this afternoon maybe ...


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:49:32 [Preview] No.235486 del
>>235444
If I hide your post due to the animated gif fucking my PC's memory then I lose the whole thread. Thanks a lot...


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:49:51 [Preview] No.235487 del
>>235486
Turn off gifs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:50:12 [Preview] No.235488 del
>>235486
Your problem for posting on a toaster.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:50:22 [Preview] No.235489 del
Just Say NO to Gifs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:50:36 [Preview] No.235490 del
>>235455
Good luck! I'm the bacon hock soup dude. I'll be adding a can of beans soon.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:51:02 [Preview] No.235491 del
>>235488
Stop toaster shaming him


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:51:51 [Preview] No.235492 del
>>235486
How shit is your computer?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:52:20 [Preview] No.235493 del
>>235492
It's a top of the line Commodore64


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:52:55 [Preview] No.235494 del
Succulent Malaysian meal for dindins.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:53:30 [Preview] No.235496 del
This Talos Principle game is going okay. Puzzles are a bit too easy and it is obviously heavily inspired by Portal. Still okay though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:53:33 [Preview] No.235497 del
>>235494
Hello Shire.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:53:44 [Preview] No.235498 del
>>235490
Hope yours goes well. Mine won't be ready until midnight at the earliest.
>>235491
I mean, if it's one of those fancy toasters that can toast four slices of bread then I'm jealous.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:54:18 [Preview] No.235499 del
I have been watching this video and have been enjoying it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zkGF_8SegT8 [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.235500 del
>>235496
Are you playing it on the hardest difficulty level?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:54:46 [Preview] No.235501 del
>>235470
Good luck with your broth. Be careful those hocks have huge salt content can ruin a dish.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:54:59 [Preview] No.235502 del
>>235498
My brother has a giant toaster that does 6 (six) slices at once and has a radio built in.
It looks all 50s retro, bloody good object.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:55:09 [Preview] No.235503 del
Speeding car overtakes 6 cars on wrong side of road and crashes - Queensland

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JkuJXbdBAGg [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:55:17 [Preview] No.235504 del
>>235499
Save yourself the time.
Nothing happens to them in Australia. They're in a separate wing with other soft white collar crooks.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:55:37 [Preview] No.235505 del
>>235494
Lovely.

>>235495
He probably had a history where his license should have been pulled but a doctor didn't want to do it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:55:50 [Preview] No.235506 del
>>235478
Don't forget.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:56:04 [Preview] No.235507 del
>>235504
I like hearing his stories of people getting fucked up.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:56:16 [Preview] No.235508 del
>>235483
Watch you don't cut the fringe too short that is a common mistake.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:56:44 [Preview] No.235509 del
>>235495
Headline says he killed a pedestrian not a car though I suppose the car ended up a write-off?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:57:07 [Preview] No.235510 del
>>235509
so an axe murderer kills axes?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:57:19 [Preview] No.235511 del
>>235509
He went round their house after the trial and strangled the car.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:57:53 [Preview] No.235512 del
>>235510
You'll have to axe Nuro that.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:57:59 [Preview] No.235513 del
>>235508
I'll just shave the sides


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:58:19 [Preview] No.235514 del
>>235495
An accident isn't a murder.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:58:37 [Preview] No.235515 del
>>235513
of your balls?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:58:50 [Preview] No.235516 del
>>235498
Damn, must be some tough necks

>>235501
Thanks. I haven't added any salt and won't before the pork is falling off the bone and I've then tasted the broth.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:59:10 [Preview] No.235517 del
>>235514
That's true, a murder is a deliberate unlawful killing.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:59:18 [Preview] No.235518 del
>>232663
I remember reading this story and getting kind of jealous and upset and then going for a walk to buy a longneck of Melbourne Bitter, funny how you remember stuff like that.
>>232674
So do I.
>>232906
>really need a haircut but of course the fucking barbershops are shut
I'm in the same boat, I considered cutting it myself but decided against it, too risky.
>>233225
It's been early 2 years since the last video.
>>234578
Last year I heard that my English teacher from year 11 died of cancer. She was a good teacher, had us read stuff from Banjo Patterson and Henry Lawson despite it not being on the curriculum.
>>234616
I bet you they were seppos.
>>234806
>Whisky bottles should be bigger.
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_908487/chivas-regal-12-year-old-scotch-whisky-cradle-4-5l
>>234919
>I think I consumed around a gram of caffeine yesterday. I wonder if that had anything to do with it.
Yeah that will do it, last year I drank 3 monsters and a coffee in a day when I was feeling hungover after a binge and had a whole bunch of stuff to do, I couldn't get a good nights sleep for the next 2 or 3 nights after that.
>>235069
>Decide to get another Chicago Whopper
Had one of those the other week, it was good, but not great, the pepper mayo made my stomach feel funny afterwards.
>>235137
Hot!
>>235302
Nice OC, very funny.
>>235446
Same, I thought that the very rude pepe from the last thread was going to be used as the OP image.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, been away from the board for the last few days, was kind of boring not reading what you guys have to say, was at my local Craig's the other day and they've got a really nice looking woman around my age working there, even with her mask on she looked absolutely stunning. Going to go cook some dinner now, not sure what exactly I'm going to make.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:59:19 [Preview] No.235519 del
>>235514
there is no such thing as an accident
it is almost always negligence


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.235520 del
>>235515
That too yes, also my armpits.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 05:59:43 [Preview] No.235521 del
>>235514
That's why we have manslaughter.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:00:57 [Preview] No.235522 del
>>235521
Slaughter sounds worse


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:03:09 [Preview] No.235523 del
>>235522
It should be, it is murder causing death without the intent of killing them. He should be charged with it if he ignored a medical condition that impaired his driving ability that he did not report or ignored, at least in NSW that's a problem.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:03:51 [Preview] No.235524 del
>tfw OC juicy ass pics get less (You)'s than your own food pics

I'm not complaining, I'm just surprised.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:04:37 [Preview] No.235525 del
>>235523
Would you say an executive was guilty of murder if he fell on someone Terrence and they died ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:05:16 [Preview] No.235526 del
>>235518
Well caught-up. Even if I got no (you)s.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:05:39 [Preview] No.235527 del
>>235524
My pics of my hairy tits got more (you)'s than any of whores nudes.
NEETs be all weird and shit.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:06:37 [Preview] No.235528 del
>>235525
No, that skellie should have moved out of the way when a high-level executive was moving towards him.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:07:25 [Preview] No.235529 del
>>232674
>tfw touched


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:08:09 [Preview] No.235530 del
>>235528
Darwinism at work.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:08:30 [Preview] No.235531 del
>>235518
>I remember reading this story and getting kind of jealous and upset and then going for a walk to buy a longneck of Melbourne Bitter, funny how you remember stuff like that.

I think you might even have posted that you did that.

How the fuck are ya sperg


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:08:44 [Preview] No.235532 del
If any of us NEETs grow old I bet we will not want to surrender out licence if we haven't had an accident yet. Imagine driving for 60 years and then suddenly you lose your independence because some doctor says so. Horrible.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:09:09 [Preview] No.235533 del
>>235529
There were bots at work.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:10:46 [Preview] No.235534 del
>>235533
Sexy sexy bots


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:11:01 [Preview] No.235535 del
>>235524
food is something most of us can relate to


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:11:11 [Preview] No.235536 del
>>235532
I'm 45 and I've never had a licence.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:12:42 [Preview] No.235537 del
>>235532
There are pretty decent community access transport services. I would use them. I doubt I would could live with myself if I ran over someone.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:13:06 [Preview] No.235538 del
>>235536
Impressive feat. Is mummybot still happy to drive you to the doctor's?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:13:45 [Preview] No.235539 del
>>235538
Nah, I get taxi's if I have to.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:16:02 [Preview] No.235540 del
Whore now drives a giant 4wd ute/truck thing.
It looks hilarious because she's so tiny.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:16:56 [Preview] No.235541 del
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I actually like driving. It's one of my few pleasures in life - that and eating


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:16:58 [Preview] No.235542 del
>>235503
mong'd


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.235543 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:17:17 [Preview] No.235544 del
>>235541
Based.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:18:04 [Preview] No.235545 del
>>235541
I like driving forklifts


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:19:18 [Preview] No.235546 del
Hey LoreNEET, is this three incidents of full NEET porn now ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:19:49 [Preview] No.235547 del
There’s some poo in my undies
Took a risk with some liquid poo farts and lost


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:21:03 [Preview] No.235548 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:21:21 [Preview] No.235549 del
>>235547
Never bet against a fart.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:22:34 [Preview] No.235550 del
>>235549
You lose, you poos


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:24:44 [Preview] No.235551 del
>>235503
is that a lancia?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:24:59 [Preview] No.235552 del
>>235526
Thank you, have a (you) now.
>>235531
>How the fuck are ya sperg
Moving along somehow, doing uni part-time on the computer it's fucking shit, as is the entire lockdown, hopefully next year will be better, this year was going to be a year in which I made a lot of strides socially, but the BatAIDs changed that all up, I guess that's life.
Think I'll make burgers, going to go to Coles to pick up some mince and bread rolls.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:25:42 [Preview] No.235553 del
>>235537
Me either if it was due to being drunk/drugged or something else like texting/talking on a phone. A genuine accident is another story.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:28:15 [Preview] No.235554 del
>>235540
I would too being a manlet.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:28:25 [Preview] No.235555 del
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QUADS ANYA CAN ALL STAY SOBER


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:29:29 [Preview] No.235556 del
>>235554
I'm not lifting you up into the cab though


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:29:32 [Preview] No.235557 del
>>235552
(You) graciously accepted. Enjoy those burgers!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:30:08 [Preview] No.235558 del
>>235555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:30:12 [Preview] No.235559 del
>>235556
I said manlet not midget


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:30:50 [Preview] No.235560 del
>>235559
Kek she is technically 2cm from being a dwarf


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:31:38 [Preview] No.235561 del
I heard Wizzy pointed his bone at Tony Abbott once


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:33:32 [Preview] No.235562 del
>>235560
What is this in feet and inches?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:34:30 [Preview] No.235563 del
>>235546
What do you consider to be the three incidents?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:34:57 [Preview] No.235564 del
>>235555
Good on ya Wizzy.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:37:07 [Preview] No.235565 del
>>235562
4'10" or less is a dwarf.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:37:51 [Preview] No.235566 del
>>235563
The tranny banging,the girth unearth and the flip dick pic


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:38:29 [Preview] No.235567 del
My Doggo has become rougher in the way he moves. He plops himself down with great force and uses a lot of energy adjusting for the best sleeping position. Is this a sign of old age? He is 12.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:38:53 [Preview] No.235568 del
>>235566
I can't recall the first two.
Please do go on.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:39:23 [Preview] No.235569 del
>>235567
If he's started sort of falling over rather than laying down it could be the start of arthiritis


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:40:27 [Preview] No.235570 del
>>235567
Poor doggo. It still sounds like he enjoys life though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:40:39 [Preview] No.235571 del
>>235560
And yet she still doesn't manage to make your bulge look any bigger :)


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:41:20 [Preview] No.235572 del
>>235571
Eh, she does from my perspective


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:41:30 [Preview] No.235573 del
>>235566
It depends what you count as being porn. Shitey posted quite a few very erotic images of himself with the Kitty and the Indian Lady but he never showed any genitalia.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:42:22 [Preview] No.235574 del
>>235568
Not real sure about the tranny, vids were posted ?
And I posted a pic of me getting blown that the NEETs found unsatisfying


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:42:25 [Preview] No.235575 del
>>235566
>The tranny banging
Are you referring to the red-tinted images/video? That NEET denies it was a tranny.


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.235577 del
>>235568
I think the first is my undercover pics with the red tinge. The girth unearth is 10K pretty sure


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:43:05 [Preview] No.235578 del
I need to hear more about the Wankpad drained the virgin Chinese phone including any subsequent engagements afterwards.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:43:28 [Preview] No.235579 del
>>235575
Oh, probably got my NEETlore confused


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:43:48 [Preview] No.235580 del
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>>235555
On ya Wizzy


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:43:49 [Preview] No.235581 del
>>235574
>I posted a pic of me getting blown that the NEETs found unsatisfying
Post it again.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:43:52 [Preview] No.235582 del
Think I still have a pic of the large sexual stain that shitey received from the indian lady.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:44:52 [Preview] No.235583 del
>>235581
I will not sully this wholesome thread with such a Vile image.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:45:52 [Preview] No.235584 del
>>235573
Shitey teases us with his PG NEET porn
He keeps the good stuff on OnlyFans


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:46:47 [Preview] No.235585 del
The erotic content continues!!!!

>>235574
Post it again!!!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.235586 del
>>235584
>He keeps the good stuff on OnlyFans
I would subscribe to watch him banging the Indian Lady.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:48:05 [Preview] No.235587 del
>>235585
Very nice rump.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:48:31 [Preview] No.235588 del
>>235585
Straight to the arse.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:49:54 [Preview] No.235589 del
>>235585
That is hot but we need the big NEET dick in the frame or it is not really NEET porn.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.235591 del
>and then the thread went silent


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:55:30 [Preview] No.235592 del
>>235590
Oh I remember that one. That was the unearthed girth I think.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 06:57:33 [Preview] No.235593 del
God the pooj was such a good lay with a bangin body.
Still fantastic wank content all these years later.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.235594 del
>>235591
NEETs who speed wank will respond sooner rather than later.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:01:49 [Preview] No.235595 del
*punches self in face*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:06:02 [Preview] No.235596 del
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Alright, you guys want some real hardcore NEET porn ?

Beware, not for the fainthearted.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:06:34 [Preview] No.235597 del
>>235542
>>235551
Here's the same crash but different view.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FlcwGF_9-Gw [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:07:24 [Preview] No.235598 del
>>235596
Sick filth.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:08:08 [Preview] No.235599 del
Think I might get pink hair and gender affirmation surgery.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:08:18 [Preview] No.235600 del
having a glass of Pilk


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:08:46 [Preview] No.235601 del
>>235598
I'm sorry


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:09:07 [Preview] No.235602 del
>>235599
You could be Terrences mum


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:09:34 [Preview] No.235603 del
>>235596
What a slut.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:10:26 [Preview] No.235604 del
>>235603
Sign up for my OnlyFans where I squeeze toothpaste on my elbow ...


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.235605 del
Oh, tip to NEETs who have gf's that are adventurous.
Get them to put crushed ice and toothpaste in their mouth and go down on you.
It's rather pleasant.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:15:31 [Preview] No.235606 del
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>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8827515/Daniel-Andrews-EXTENDS-Victorias-State-Emergency-Disaster-four-weeks.html
>Daniel Andrews EXTENDS Victoria's State of Emergency and Disaster by another four weeks
How will you celebrate the continuing containment of melbourne?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:19:22 [Preview] No.235607 del
>>235606
SA is due for another round. Supposedly there were something like 80k people from other states visiting here last weekend.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:21:39 [Preview] No.235608 del
Totes amaze!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:22:59 [Preview] No.235609 del
>>235606
might go see me mum on the other side of town. Then have a bbq with a couple of mates at the reservoir and see a moofie.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:24:10 [Preview] No.235610 del
>>235606
>There was no need for the greentext


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.235611 del
>>235606
REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THIS SHIT


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:26:41 [Preview] No.235612 del
>>235606
I think we should just nuke Melbourne from orbit at this point


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:27:10 [Preview] No.235613 del
Then again I said that before covid too


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:28:05 [Preview] No.235614 del
>>235456
still using a dell from 2007


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:28:13 [Preview] No.235615 del
>>235612
It's the only way to be sure.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:29:47 [Preview] No.235616 del
>>235610
>Yes there was
>The news was so good it was worth repeating
>And some neets don't english good, they need help understanding the headlines


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:31:34 [Preview] No.235617 del
>>235609
Don't spoil Tenet for us


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:31:45 [Preview] No.235618 del
>>235615
Do it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:34:07 [Preview] No.235619 del
>>235617
Tenet was shit. It didnt make sense at the end and the main character was an untalented diversity hire


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:34:16 [Preview] No.235620 del
4th attempt at watching this shitty Adam Sandler moofie. A couple of the Jewesses are cute though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:35:07 [Preview] No.235621 del
>tfw tenet STILL isn't out on bittorrent


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:36:09 [Preview] No.235622 del
>>235620
fuck why?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:36:56 [Preview] No.235623 del
(3.34 MB 620x484 que.gif)


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:41:01 [Preview] No.235624 del
>>235621
If you're waiting for a good quality one, it could still be months away.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:45:11 [Preview] No.235625 del
Nightly sads coming.
Getting some heine 0s


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:46:17 [Preview] No.235626 del
Tenet is 7.8/10 on imdb, and that is with all the Nolan fanboys voting, so in reality it is even worse than that. Inception is rated 8.8/10 and Interstellar is 8.6/10. Tenet is probably not even worth watching.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:46:51 [Preview] No.235627 del
Are you mongoloids actually caring about imdb ratings?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:47:57 [Preview] No.235628 del
>>235627
DO NOT QUESTION THE RATINGS MORTAL


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:48:28 [Preview] No.235629 del
Gay maximalist.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:48:31 [Preview] No.235630 del
>>235625
Don't be sad m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:49:09 [Preview] No.235631 del
Fuck I hate dirtbike fags


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:50:12 [Preview] No.235632 del
>>235627
kek, no, I decide for myself if I like a moofie or tv show not some website telling me what I should watch or not watch.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:50:30 [Preview] No.235633 del
>>235631
No you don't


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:51:08 [Preview] No.235634 del
>>235625
Dan: 2
Sober October: 0


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:53:17 [Preview] No.235635 del
what does tenet get on rotted tomadoes


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:53:40 [Preview] No.235636 del
>>235631
me too


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:54:27 [Preview] No.235637 del
>>235632
>I decide for myself
I do after I have watched, but when deciding what to watch imdb is a good guide. You can't watch everything.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:56:58 [Preview] No.235638 del
>>235633
Bloody well do


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:59:37 [Preview] No.235639 del
The skin and fat from that smoked bacon hock was absolutely divine! Had to bin most otherwise I'd have eaten it all. A cheap can of cannelini beans in and the dish is now done after 2.5 hours. I'll definitely be buying another of those hocks in the future!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:59:38 [Preview] No.235640 del
I mainly watch movies based on who directed them, although you have to have ways to discover new talented directors.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 07:59:41 [Preview] No.235641 del
If I was Emperor of everything I'd make dirtbike people eat their bikes then poo them out then eat them again


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:00:33 [Preview] No.235642 del
>>235638
Well that other neet said you didn't, I was only repeating what he said.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:00:37 [Preview] No.235643 del
>>235622
A complete lack of an interesting existence plus those cute Jewesses?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:00:43 [Preview] No.235644 del
>>235639
>Had to bin most
You are too kind to binNEET


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:01:39 [Preview] No.235645 del
>>235642
Would you jump off a cliff if he said to?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:02:38 [Preview] No.235646 del
>>235639
I am glad you enjoyed it. It sounds lovely.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:02:54 [Preview] No.235647 del
>>235643
Cute jewesses are the only reason for jews
And jews make all the movies so it could be argued it's really all about the cute jewesses


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:03:17 [Preview] No.235648 del
>>235645
Possum wouldn't tell me to do that though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:03:32 [Preview] No.235649 del
Considering some more erotic content


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:03:58 [Preview] No.235650 del
>>235648
Oh yeah?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY POSSUM THEN !??!?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:05:05 [Preview] No.235651 del
>>235646
Haven't even tasted the soup either. Could've put that fatty skin between two slices of buttered fresh white bread and had an orgasmic sanga!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:08:05 [Preview] No.235652 del
>>235649
Yes. Yes. Yes.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:08:25 [Preview] No.235653 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:09:17 [Preview] No.235654 del
>>235649
I have quite a sexy picture I thought about posting


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:09:18 [Preview] No.235655 del
>>235650
I would if he asked me.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:09:39 [Preview] No.235656 del
>>235651
Yes please


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:10:21 [Preview] No.235657 del
>>235654
Post. Post. Post.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:10:50 [Preview] No.235658 del
>>235444
What's this gay shit?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:10:53 [Preview] No.235659 del
I was gonna impersonate Posso but I decided not to.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:11:31 [Preview] No.235660 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:11:45 [Preview] No.235661 del
>>235658
A NEET embracing the inner beauty of the soul.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:11:53 [Preview] No.235662 del
>>235455
Looks good.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:12:37 [Preview] No.235663 del
>>235655
Well, I'm asking you.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:12:40 [Preview] No.235664 del
>>235465
There's enough already.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:12:51 [Preview] No.235665 del
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Hello Neets. This afternoons creepshots as promised.. what did i miss ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:13:09 [Preview] No.235666 del
>>235470
Delicious.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:13:31 [Preview] No.235667 del
>>235478
You better call her.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:13:52 [Preview] No.235668 del
>>235664
I drew an erotic picture of Cruisey once.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:14:38 [Preview] No.235669 del
9th beer. I'm in Monk Mode. Minus the good looks and female connections.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:14:47 [Preview] No.235670 del
>>235663
Are you Possum?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:14:58 [Preview] No.235671 del
>>235665
Not bad creepshots Nuro. These look okay but for future ones make sure there is no question about their age. I would target MILFs just to be safe.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.235672 del
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>>235663
Of course I will.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:15:20 [Preview] No.235673 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:16:27 [Preview] No.235674 del
NEET WEDDING !!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:16:50 [Preview] No.235675 del
>>235665
So I guess these are the 'local girls' that wanted to hang with you the other night until Terrence interrupted?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:16:53 [Preview] No.235676 del
>>235671
>They call him...
>Nuro
>Milf targeter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:17:30 [Preview] No.235677 del
>>235675
Bloody Terrence, always stealing all the hot chicks and leaving Nuro none to choose from


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:19:47 [Preview] No.235678 del
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>>235674
I have already picked out the dress.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:21:36 [Preview] No.235679 del
"Gagandeep says thank you for the tip!"
I just put the tip in and he's gagging already.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:22:17 [Preview] No.235680 del
>>235679
>Gag and deep


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:22:34 [Preview] No.235681 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.235682 del
So much of my shitty artwork turns up on a google image search on ausneets


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:24:17 [Preview] No.235683 del
>>235680
yes, that was the joke


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:24:38 [Preview] No.235684 del
>>235518
> I remember
I don't, I was just looking through my folder.
>So do I.
He is back now.
>boat
Get some clippers.
>the last video.
He is getting slack.
>Banjo Patterson and Henry Lawson
It should be a cornerstone in our curriculum.
>seppos
I've seen bigger Aussies.
>$369.99
That's not bad.
>monsters
Shit.
>the pepper mayo
I thought it was heaps good.
I was thinking about looking for a recipe so I could make it myself.
>!
You are.
>OC
Thanks.
>the very rude pepe
It was high quality and deserved the thread.
>boring
iktf, I don't know what to do when not reading this or playing idle games on my phone.
>stunning
Did she give you the look?
>make
Post a picture of it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.235685 del
>>235681
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:25:08 [Preview] No.235686 del
>>235671
>age
STFU they were in there mid 20s

>>235675
low quality banter

>>235676
not really into milf either a lot of them around here are nasty

>>235681
drink more and listen to more music

>>235682
how the shitty banners ever got accepted is beyond me, literally trolls


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:25:31 [Preview] No.235687 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DkBRrHPEMWk [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:25:46 [Preview] No.235688 del
>>235684
Well tower replied.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:25:51 [Preview] No.235689 del
Gay minimalist.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:26:04 [Preview] No.235690 del
>>235683
Oh, sorry


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:26:07 [Preview] No.235691 del
>>235524
The formula for (You)'s is more complex than the structure of the universe.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:26:56 [Preview] No.235692 del
>>235526
I got them all.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:27:09 [Preview] No.235693 del
>>235686
>how the shitty banners ever got accepted is beyond me, literally trolls
I liked the Rebecca one with the retarded midget


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:27:12 [Preview] No.235694 del
>>235690
I forgive you.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:27:23 [Preview] No.235695 del
>>235527
I know what I like.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.235696 del
>>235669
Only female connections I have is my ex.

Have a cone


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:28:33 [Preview] No.235697 del
>>235532
I had to go to the GP and do a certificate of fitness today.
It's a cunt.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:29:02 [Preview] No.235698 del
>>235540
She seems cool.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:29:09 [Preview] No.235699 del
>>235696
>Only female connections I have is my ex.
That's more than some of us have.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:29:31 [Preview] No.235700 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:29:55 [Preview] No.235701 del
Me and Nuro have been known to cross rods on occasion.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:29:58 [Preview] No.235702 del
>>235697
>a certificate of fitness
What is that? How did you do?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:30:06 [Preview] No.235703 del
>>235694
Most kind,I hope the rest of your day is pleasant.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:30:26 [Preview] No.235704 del
>>235567
He was looking old.
He's going to be alright for a while yet.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:30:58 [Preview] No.235705 del
>>235585
That's good looking pussy.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:31:25 [Preview] No.235706 del
>>235594
They were probably just >>235595


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:32:12 [Preview] No.235707 del
>>235596
You fucking dirty cunt.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:32:31 [Preview] No.235708 del
>>235605
>crushed ice and toothpaste


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:32:37 [Preview] No.235709 del
BWS was out of heinies.
Had to get some carlton zeros
Pretty shit, probably not worth it.

Weed man coming tomorrow with a quarter ounce.

Time to do some meal prep and plan the coming week after a poojeeta wank


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:32:44 [Preview] No.235710 del
>>235705
He won't even post the nudes.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:32:57 [Preview] No.235711 del
I heard Nuro proposed to Posso once but then left him weeping at the altar


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:33:32 [Preview] No.235712 del
>>235626
I downloaded the Boys last night and fell asleep in the first episode.
I'll try to watch a bit tonight I think.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:34:17 [Preview] No.235713 del
>>235709
did you look for the coopers ultra light?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:34:18 [Preview] No.235714 del
>>235631
Whhammp whaaaamp whamp


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:34:51 [Preview] No.235715 del
>>235639
>Had to bin most otherwise I'd have eaten it all. A
get it out and wash it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:35:09 [Preview] No.235716 del
>>235641
WHHAAMP WHAMP


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:35:17 [Preview] No.235717 del
>>235708
Yep
>>235714
They fuck up the paths by the river too


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:35:34 [Preview] No.235718 del
>>235661
GAY SHIT


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:36:02 [Preview] No.235719 del
>>235663
Put him on the spot.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:36:28 [Preview] No.235720 del
>>235718
We embraced the beauty of your soul quite a few times at last Thursdays Meeting mate


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:36:35 [Preview] No.235721 del
>>235713
Never even heard of em tbh.

0.5% doesn't really fit my criteria. I'd probably just neck all of em to get a buzz


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:36:39 [Preview] No.235722 del
>>235665
Go up to them.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:36:47 [Preview] No.235723 del
>>235715
>get it out and wash it.
STINKY PECKER


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:37:04 [Preview] No.235724 del
>>235668
I bet it was good.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:37:28 [Preview] No.235725 del
>>235669
What standards?
Which NEET?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:37:35 [Preview] No.235726 del
>>235721
it's 0.5% worst case, and drinking the six at once still does nothing


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:38:17 [Preview] No.235727 del
Oh yeah,a few weeks back whore quite literally offered to wash my penis and then looked confused when I lost it laughing


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:39:36 [Preview] No.235728 del
>>235702
Yeah fine, they make me do one every year for my license because I was a dspNEET.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:39:43 [Preview] No.235729 del
>>235727
you turned down a penis washing?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:40:46 [Preview] No.235730 del
>>235724
He was sitting in a chair naked with his mighty organ a-dangle


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:40:49 [Preview] No.235731 del
so neets its time for some gossip

i rent upstairs at my place on top the hill, there is also downstairs that is sub-let

anyhows there is an mid aged lady with an mid aged dog that lives there, she has been going through a rooomate literaly every second month becuase her dog and her are batshit..

anyhows a nice new girl from kingaroy rocks up and moves in downstairs, suddenly i start smelling all this weed getting smoked, a few weeks later i caught the lady thisafternoon while taking the bins out, now i lear the chic is not a cleaner as she told me but an escort.... lel


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:40:57 [Preview] No.235732 del
>>235720
I don't recall you there.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:41:05 [Preview] No.235733 del
>>235729
No,she washed it after the hilarity


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:41:16 [Preview] No.235734 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:41:30 [Preview] No.235735 del
>>235732
I was hiding behind Weber


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:41:43 [Preview] No.235736 del
>>235727
Did you still get it?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:42:41 [Preview] No.235737 del
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>>235729
Maybe she was going to scrub it with one of these.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:42:43 [Preview] No.235738 del
>>235735
He kept smiling at me.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:42:53 [Preview] No.235739 del
>>235731
this story makes no sense
but based all the same I guess


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:42:57 [Preview] No.235740 del
>>235731
what is the link between the dope and the chick being an escort?

can you find her on locanto?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:42:57 [Preview] No.235741 del


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:43:15 [Preview] No.235743 del
>>235665
We need to get nuro a nice long lens for his camera.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:43:35 [Preview] No.235744 del
Gayness begets gayness.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:43:59 [Preview] No.235745 del
>>235731
Work your charm on her.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:44:13 [Preview] No.235746 del
>>235740
Clearly the old woman is a dealer


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:44:35 [Preview] No.235747 del
>>235681
Sober october was a mistake neet - but it's not too late to fix that mistake.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:45:03 [Preview] No.235748 del
>>235744
buttbabies?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.235749 del
The silverside hadn't gone as soft as I liked so I stabbed some holes through it with chopsticks.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:45:22 [Preview] No.235750 del
>>235728
>Yeah fine, they make me do one every year for my license because I was a dspNEET.
Do you have to declare to them that you're on the DSP?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:45:28 [Preview] No.235751 del
>>235743
And a ghillie suit.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:45:54 [Preview] No.235752 del
>>235743
So he can check their id's before he creepshots them?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:46:17 [Preview] No.235753 del
>>235747
You're a bad man Dan, but I like you.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:46:33 [Preview] No.235754 del
>>235749
Is this the start of an erotic tale ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.235755 del
>>235749
Impatient.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:47:03 [Preview] No.235756 del
>>235746
why because she smokes dope? she might just be blowing the whore out from her own supply.
tell us more about the whore, have you talked to her?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:47:44 [Preview] No.235757 del
>>235756
My guess is she's having lesbian sex with the old lady and the dog


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:48:38 [Preview] No.235758 del
>>235647
Turns out they are both Sandler's own kids


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:50:34 [Preview] No.235759 del
>>235746
no idiot, weed smells only started when Paige moved in, old lady just smokes cigs and pisses everyone off because it drifts upstairs and she is a lazy shit who cant walk out the back to smoke


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:52:09 [Preview] No.235760 del
>>235745
why ?? i could just rent her services... seriously if she felt awkward about the whole situation and was forced to that would make rock hard


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:52:51 [Preview] No.235761 del
There have been a lot of posts tonight, the site even loaded slowly.

>>235518
Well caught up. Forgot to give you a (You).

>>235602
Based.

>>235606
I wonder when it will ever end.

>>235620
You are strongNEET attempting the movie a fourth time.

>>235619
Is it like previous mind fuck movies?

>>235627
If it's less than 7 then it be careful, if it less than 5 then it is to be ignored.

>>235639
I wish you a settled stomach.

>>235661
>>235665
>>235673
>>235727
Based.

>>235671
Good advice.

>>235678
Looking lovely that chest hair really brings out the moustache.

>>235687
They always have her at the end of crazyshit videos. I can't believe people donate to watch her. She's worthy of a watch though.

>>235701
>Me
*I

>>235723
Wank it!

>>235731
Ask for her price, tell her its for a friend.

>>235757
>having lesbian sex with the old lady and the dog
What a strange love tryst.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:53:57 [Preview] No.235762 del
>>235759
>no idiot,
And that sort of response is why people don't like you.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:54:28 [Preview] No.235763 del
>>235756
yeah i talked to her, i thought she was pretty distant and non engaging .... typical thousand cock stare


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:55:23 [Preview] No.235764 del
>>235762
STFU idiot


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:57:19 [Preview] No.235765 del
>>235764
Point made.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:58:11 [Preview] No.235766 del
>>235684
>I was thinking about looking for a recipe so I could make it myself
Mayo plus a heap of black pepper???

>>235696
Pass the bong Chad

>>235715
I honestly regret doing so and have been thinking of how I could've used it such as in fried rice or mixing with scrambled eggs.

>>235725
Ask LoreNEET


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:58:59 [Preview] No.235767 del
>>235762
nuro clearly said the girl moved i an then reported smelling weed, how you deduced the old lady was a dealer is beyond me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 08:59:17 [Preview] No.235768 del
Called me Nan, she was drunk .

These booze free beers combined with the sludge metal and a bunch of terminals open really takes me back a few years, I almost feel half drunk just from the nostalgia alone.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:00:46 [Preview] No.235769 del
>>235767
thanks for clearing that up, he is clearly retarded


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:00:53 [Preview] No.235770 del
>>235763
>thousand cock stare
yeah i heard about whores getting damage from the job.

damaged goods only good for one thing. once a whore always a whore


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:01:26 [Preview] No.235771 del
>>235768
>Called me Nan, she was drunk
Based Nan.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:02:35 [Preview] No.235772 del
>>235770
>i heard


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:03:19 [Preview] No.235773 del
>>235752
I've been assured by a gentleman of the utmost integrity and character that all schoolgirls posted here are 18.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:03:23 [Preview] No.235774 del
>>235749
Calm down


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:04:12 [Preview] No.235775 del
>>235767
> how you deduced the old lady was a dealer is beyond me
It seems reading comprehension is beyond you as well, I only highlighted nuro calling someone an idiot is why people don't like him, please reread my post nuro.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:04:15 [Preview] No.235776 del
>>235557
The burgers turned out pretty good.
>>235606
Just want things to go back to normal.
>>235684
>I don't, I was just looking through my folder.
I think it was a very short post.
>He is back now.
I saw, it's good he's back, I like his posts.
>Get some clippers.
Thinking about doing that, my hair is really starting to annoy me, keeps going in my eyes.
>He is getting slack.
He is.
>It should be a cornerstone in our curriculum.
It should.
>I've seen bigger Aussies
Perhaps they were Aussies, they had that "seppo tourist" look about them though.
>That's not bad.
For that much scotch it's an okay deal actually, I don't like Chivas though.
>Shit.
Yeah, it was a highly unpleasant experience.
>I thought it was heaps good.
It's a nice sauce, but the one HJ's are using is a bit shit.
>Thanks.
(you)'re welcome
>It was high quality and deserved the thread.
It would have been fine if not for the disgusting shriveled cock.
>Did she give you the look?
Maybe, she didn't seem put off by me at the very least like the girl at Woolies seemed to be today.
>make
I made burgers, forgot to take a picture of them once I was done though.
>>235761
Thanks, have a (you) in return.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.235777 del
>>235769
kek, replying to himself again.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:05:56 [Preview] No.235778 del
>>235769
So how did you "hear" she was an escort Nuro?
Stalking the new neighbour much?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:05:57 [Preview] No.235779 del
>>235775
seething everyone loves nuro


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:06:41 [Preview] No.235780 del
>>235776
Not liking this new format of tower-posting. It is lazy and does not give out any (You)s.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:07:16 [Preview] No.235781 del
>>235760
>if she felt awkward about the whole situation and was forced to that would make rock hard

>if due to ...nuro's fantasy this poor girl who may or may not be an escort was forced to .. have sex with him ... that would make him rock hard?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:07:22 [Preview] No.235782 del
>>235780
I found it confusing.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:10:25 [Preview] No.235783 del
I noclipped through a wall once.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:11:19 [Preview] No.235784 del
Hmmmmmmm
I interpret this whole thing as Nuro perving on his neighbour,smelling some pot smoke and then concocting a prostitution fantasy whereby he gets to have strange porno blackmail sex with her.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:12:00 [Preview] No.235785 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:13:05 [Preview] No.235786 del
>>235746
>Clearly the old woman is a dealer

>>235775
please reread my post nuro.
clearly you are retarded. you made a statement and it absolutely wrong. QED retard.

>>235777
?

>>235778
>So how did you "hear" she was an escort Nuro?
her roomate told me when i was taking out the bins i said it clear as day right here >>235731 are you brain damaged or just a gook ?

>>235781
>implying
hello and fuck you gook poster

>>235784
WRONG as a smoker there is smelling pot smoke, then the smell of a constant hardcore cone bunny at all times of day


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:14:41 [Preview] No.235787 del
Incoherent gayness.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:15:05 [Preview] No.235788 del
>>235786
So the crazy old lady that drives away roommates told you she's an escort ... m'kay
Can we get back to this whole "forced would make you hard" bit though ?
>forced


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:15:43 [Preview] No.235789 del
>>235786
*yawn*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:16:56 [Preview] No.235790 del
seriously if she felt awkward about the whole situation and was forced to that would make rock hard


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:17:52 [Preview] No.235791 del
TERRENCE


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:18:05 [Preview] No.235792 del
Because that sounds rather cuddley to me
Just saying


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:18:15 [Preview] No.235793 del
>>235789
how about you post some more pictures of ugly asian women ??

>>235790
>what is humiliation


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:18:57 [Preview] No.235794 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:19:12 [Preview] No.235795 del
night all


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:19:19 [Preview] No.235796 del
>>235793
>everyone is the gookposter
get some new material


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.235797 del
>>235794
Sheldon wishes he had the fraction of the intellect Nuro thinks he has.
>>235795
Goodnight.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:20:43 [Preview] No.235798 del
>>235793
>what is humiliation
Doxing yourself multiple times?
I dunno, can we get back to this blackmail thing of yours?
Because that's terrible behaviour Nuro, and your mind went straight there.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:22:05 [Preview] No.235799 del
>>235795
G'night m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:22:13 [Preview] No.235800 del
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>>235794
FLAWLESS VICTORY


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:22:39 [Preview] No.235801 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:23:11 [Preview] No.235802 del
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>>235761
>I wish you a settled stomach
>>235666
>Delicious


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:23:48 [Preview] No.235803 del
>>235795
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:24:12 [Preview] No.235804 del
>>235802
A quality food post. Looks delicious.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:24:19 [Preview] No.235805 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:24:20 [Preview] No.235806 del
>>235802
Noice, very noice.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.235807 del
>>235802
Hock out with your cock out.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.235808 del
>>235802
Looking good m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:25:30 [Preview] No.235809 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.235810 del
>>235802
BONE FEED = ULTIMATE POWER


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:27:12 [Preview] No.235811 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:27:46 [Preview] No.235812 del
*coughs*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:28:45 [Preview] No.235813 del
*sneezes*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.235814 del
*wanks*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:30:06 [Preview] No.235816 del
I think the Hungarian forgot to change the battery in the server again


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.235817 del
>>235815
Fonzie wouldn't end upside down, he is too cool for that.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:31:28 [Preview] No.235818 del
>>235816
I'll plug your server with a 12volt battery


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:31:29 [Preview] No.235819 del
>>235817
He be upside down ironically


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:31:36 [Preview] No.235820 del
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>>235656
>Yes please

After taking the meat off the bone and adding it back to the soup along with a can of bean of beans I switched the heat off then transferred it all to 3 bowls thinking it would all cool faster but became too impatient so put it all into one large container that was then placed into an ice-bath in the sink for about 15 minutes.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:31:55 [Preview] No.235821 del
>>235818
Only if you use alligator clips


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:32:26 [Preview] No.235822 del
Nuro and I sent some Uyghurs to reeducation camps once.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:32:37 [Preview] No.235823 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:33:20 [Preview] No.235824 del
>>235822
*being BASED camps


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:34:18 [Preview] No.235825 del
>>235816
Last time they had to wait for a hard drive from overseas. I wonder how long a battery with Carmona would take.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:34:43 [Preview] No.235826 del
>>235820
Eat it all in one massive debauch of gluttony


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:34:48 [Preview] No.235827 del
>>235824
Rebasedment camps


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:35:30 [Preview] No.235828 del
Nuro is a world renowned cage match fighter. Many Romanian orphans died at his hands.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:35:44 [Preview] No.235829 del
>>235820
Feed = Power


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:35:48 [Preview] No.235830 del
>>235825
We need to bottle all our NEET farts and run the Endchan server on a methane generator
Only then will /ausneets/ be secure


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:36:39 [Preview] No.235831 del
TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:37:05 [Preview] No.235832 del
>>235828
Those Romanian orphans were filthy racist drug dealing child prostitutes and they had it coming


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.235833 del
Dumbell workout complete. Went well.
Gonna shave my balls and have a wank


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:37:24 [Preview] No.235834 del
>>235810
Your bone-feeds come through a glory hole though


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:38:03 [Preview] No.235835 del
>>235834
Well bantered.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:39:08 [Preview] No.235836 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:39:21 [Preview] No.235837 del
The ancient Chinese witch's cat meowed across town.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:39:59 [Preview] No.235838 del
>>235833
Sounds good neet.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:40:08 [Preview] No.235839 del
>>235831
*ONE MAN AND A SMALL CRIPPLED CHILD ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:40:09 [Preview] No.235840 del
>>235833
Nice effort. But why the need to wank with shaved balls?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:40:35 [Preview] No.235841 del
>>235834
extremely low quality banter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.235842 del
>>235834
I thought it was pretty good banter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:41:27 [Preview] No.235843 del
>>235841
Ride his cock harder.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:42:02 [Preview] No.235844 del
>>235841
Put you flag back on.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:42:21 [Preview] No.235845 del
Gonna cut my own hair


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:42:39 [Preview] No.235846 del
>>235844
Never!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:43:45 [Preview] No.235847 del
>>235845
ball hair?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:43:49 [Preview] No.235848 del
>>235859
This poster is a poofter.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:43:53 [Preview] No.235849 del
>>235842
Thanks. And that's all it was. I don't actually believe Numpty does such things.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:44:59 [Preview] No.235850 del
>>235848
STOP CURSING THE FUTURE DUDE


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:45:36 [Preview] No.235851 del
>>235849
We banter therefore we NEET


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:45:47 [Preview] No.235852 del
>235859
Hmmm


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:46:07 [Preview] No.235853 del
>>235848
Bad NEET


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:46:26 [Preview] No.235854 del
Fuck this is gonna be hard
Turns out 4mm is pretty short
Might have to shave it


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:46:41 [Preview] No.235855 del
>>235859
Poofter.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:46:47 [Preview] No.235856 del
>>235848
You can see the future and that's what you tell us ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:47:03 [Preview] No.235857 del
>>235854
4mm NEET?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:47:21 [Preview] No.235858 del
11th beer. Wonder if she has any new posts on Instagram


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:47:27 [Preview] No.235859 del
I am not a poofter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:47:50 [Preview] No.235860 del
>>235848
>>235844
>>235843
> Man who thought banter could not get any lower suddenly finds banter has got much more lower than he ever thought possible


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:48:26 [Preview] No.235861 del
>>235859
There is no shame m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:48:50 [Preview] No.235862 del
>>235860
Low quality post. You can do better than that.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:49:09 [Preview] No.235863 del
>>235860
mediocre banter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:50:07 [Preview] No.235864 del
>>235861
NO!
Poofters murdered my parents in front of me as a child and on that day I swore vengeance against them.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:50:12 [Preview] No.235865 del
>>235857
how many neets here cant honestly see their dick while standing ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:50:21 [Preview] No.235866 del
>>235859
We're all poofters here.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:51:21 [Preview] No.235867 del
>>235866
I only come here for the gay sex and Nuros witty banter


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:52:24 [Preview] No.235868 del
>>235867
>witty


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:53:57 [Preview] No.235869 del
>>235868
>gay sex


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:54:50 [Preview] No.235870 del
>>235869
>I only come


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:55:36 [Preview] No.235871 del
>>235870
>here for and


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:55:42 [Preview] No.235872 del
>>235867
i only come here because the Australian Security Directorate is paying me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:56:53 [Preview] No.235873 del
>>235872
Nah, you got fired after the whole double penetration with craig and ross in exchange for meth thing remember?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:57:23 [Preview] No.235874 del
>>235872
*coughs*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:58:21 [Preview] No.235875 del
Alright
It clearly looks like a dodgy haircut but its otherwise ok


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:58:43 [Preview] No.235876 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:58:53 [Preview] No.235877 del
MARY REIBEY!!!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:59:17 [Preview] No.235878 del
>>235875
looking good


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 09:59:36 [Preview] No.235879 del
>>235875
Are you the NEET shaving his head or the NEET shaving his balls?
This place gets confusing


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:00:20 [Preview] No.235880 del
>>235875
M8 I'm sure it's fine, remember it will grow out again quickly.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:00:40 [Preview] No.235881 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PsDNx-Hya1I [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:00:56 [Preview] No.235882 del
>>235879
Balls / Monk


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:01:04 [Preview] No.235883 del
>>235879
We should all shave our NEET testicles


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:02:50 [Preview] No.235884 del
>>235883
What will we make with the pubic hair?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:03:19 [Preview] No.235885 del
>>235883
Next Thursday


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:04:08 [Preview] No.235886 del
>>235884
A soap holder for Possum


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:04:19 [Preview] No.235887 del
I have Quebec.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:04:55 [Preview] No.235888 del
My ARSE is a cult classic.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:05:21 [Preview] No.235889 del
>>235884
Beanies and neet underpants.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:05:36 [Preview] No.235890 del
>>235888
ARSE of the Living Dead


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:05:41 [Preview] No.235891 del
>>235887
>have
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:07:55 [Preview] No.235892 del
Hands up if youre on the piss


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:08:20 [Preview] No.235893 del
>>235892
i bet you like the breakfast club


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:09:21 [Preview] No.235894 del
>>235888
Only with the cock.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:12:43 [Preview] No.235895 del
>>235894
Being NEET is like being in jail,it all gets a bit gay after a while
Just drink this toilet wine and don't think about it


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:13:26 [Preview] No.235896 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:13:31 [Preview] No.235897 del
>>235895
*spits on you*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:14:14 [Preview] No.235898 del
>>235896
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you jap whore you burnt my grandather!!!!!!!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:14:20 [Preview] No.235899 del
>>235897
Is...is that a sex thing?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:14:32 [Preview] No.235900 del
>>235896
Night m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:15:07 [Preview] No.235901 del
>>235896
I find this gook acceptable although unslutty
G'night m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:15:16 [Preview] No.235902 del
>>235896
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:17:01 [Preview] No.235903 del
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>>235874
is this some sort of ironic gook millenial humour ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:17:48 [Preview] No.235904 del
>>235903
You must be a real smart guy to have that picture stored nuro


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:19:14 [Preview] No.235905 del
>>235903
*mirreniar


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:19:21 [Preview] No.235906 del
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>>235896
>>235896
>>235896

god damn i just knew it was you, i smelled you a mile a way you millenial gook incel fucking wrong side of the one child policy abortion


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:20:49 [Preview] No.235907 del
>>235906
Is NoFun still trolling you m8?
Even after all this time ?
What a wanker.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:21:04 [Preview] No.235908 del
>>235906
*mirreniar


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:21:34 [Preview] No.235910 del
>>235907
It's Monaro tonight.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:22:48 [Preview] No.235911 del
>>235910
I guess my spot on the roster is gone now?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:22:53 [Preview] No.235912 del
>>235906
>wrong side of the one child policy

Boom headshot nuro well done XD


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:24:52 [Preview] No.235913 del
>>235912
Straight to the mouth


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:25:12 [Preview] No.235914 del
>>235911
When were you rostered and and who as?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:25:38 [Preview] No.235915 del
>>235910
Oh, Monaro, THAT guy
never heard of him


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:26:09 [Preview] No.235916 del
*cuntg fu fights*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:26:30 [Preview] No.235917 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:26:32 [Preview] No.235918 del
>>235914
I used to be Nofun on Tuesday nights and RandomOtherNEETWhoNuroIsANgryAt on Mondays and Fridays


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:27:56 [Preview] No.235919 del
Oh, and I got to be Monaro every second Friday after midnight
*and I also sub in for Weber when he gets too drunk


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:28:29 [Preview] No.235920 del
>>235918
The real Nuro stopped posting during the 8chan days.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:29:01 [Preview] No.235921 del
>>235920
Yeah, that was me as well.
It's tiring being Nuro 24/7


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:29:16 [Preview] No.235922 del
>>235918
i used to be possum untill he doxxed me and sent me a hard drive in the mail


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:30:27 [Preview] No.235923 del
>>235921
>t's tiring being Nuro 24/7
accurate


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:30:29 [Preview] No.235924 del
Nuro family barbecue.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:31:14 [Preview] No.235925 del
>>235923
shitguts


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:31:56 [Preview] No.235926 del
>>235923
The endless bumsex was a pain in the arse tbqh


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:33:25 [Preview] No.235927 del
>>235922
I thought I was Possum for a while but it turned out I was just really stoned up a tree


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:34:26 [Preview] No.235928 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight, nice and right.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:35:31 [Preview] No.235929 del
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:36:26 [Preview] No.235930 del
>>235928
G'night m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:37:26 [Preview] No.235931 del
Bloke next door fixed up the haircut
Looks alright


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:37:37 [Preview] No.235932 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:37:42 [Preview] No.235933 del
I have discovered that tea is an acceptable substitute for whisky when I wake up at 3am


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:40:57 [Preview] No.235934 del
>>235932
impostor


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:42:50 [Preview] No.235935 del
>>235933
With rum?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:43:18 [Preview] No.235936 del
>>235935
Nah, a non booze alternative


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:43:39 [Preview] No.235937 del
>>235935
Also Howdy Hungary


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:44:30 [Preview] No.235938 del
Is there an 80s MMO where you can go live in a VR version of the greatest decade, the last time it was truly ok to be unashamedly white? And if not, does anyone want to make one with me?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:46:04 [Preview] No.235939 del
>>235938
I'm truly unashamed of being white right now m8.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:46:30 [Preview] No.235940 del
>>235938
>80s MMO


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:46:32 [Preview] No.235941 del
Quite pleased about it in fact.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:46:35 [Preview] No.235942 del
>>235936
I see. Good for you, fella.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:48:06 [Preview] No.235943 del
>>235938
I'd rather be a Boong though if we get a choice


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:50:05 [Preview] No.235944 del
>>235942
y iz endchan so shit


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:50:27 [Preview] No.235945 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:51:49 [Preview] No.235946 del
Now I want someone to make a BoongLyfe VR game


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:52:43 [Preview] No.235947 del
Might just play San Andreas and pretend I'm a Boong


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:52:45 [Preview] No.235948 del
>>235943
Waiting for the sims to release a boong add on pack


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:54:07 [Preview] No.235949 del
>>235945
DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:55:19 [Preview] No.235950 del
Grand Theft Auto - Alice Springs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:56:47 [Preview] No.235951 del
>>235950
that would be actually pretty cool if pinegap was the games objective


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:00:41 [Preview] No.235952 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:06:32 [Preview] No.235953 del
Actually GTA makes a lot more sense if you are a Boong


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:11:20 [Preview] No.235954 del
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I like this premise so far


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:12:19 [Preview] No.235955 del
He didn’t say what he had for breakfast 🍳 🥞 🧇 🙁


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:12:37 [Preview] No.235956 del
>>235933
Not when you've got the shakes but you do you


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:12:53 [Preview] No.235957 del
>>235954
Utterly ridiculous


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:14:03 [Preview] No.235958 del
Feed = Wank fuel


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:15:03 [Preview] No.235959 del
>>235938
Can't recall any that existed before dial-up. Sorry m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:15:10 [Preview] No.235960 del
>>235958
why not just eat the peanut butter out of the jar ??


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:16:21 [Preview] No.235961 del
>>235960
Too thick,


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.235962 del
>>235956
That's when you have a good shake and wank


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:17:28 [Preview] No.235963 del
>>235956
>you do you


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:18:39 [Preview] No.235964 del
I heard Nuro did Nuro once.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:18:56 [Preview] No.235965 del
>>235963
yesno?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:21:27 [Preview] No.235966 del
>>235958
Top meal but all that hot and cold stuff on the plate is reminding me of nuro's mignons/hash browns and cold olives/cheese


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:22:06 [Preview] No.235967 del
>>235957
I must admit, 30 pages in and it's probably one of the worst things I've read ever


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:22:47 [Preview] No.235968 del
>>235966
you wish it was as good as that


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:23:36 [Preview] No.235969 del
I take that back. A cold garden salad is fine with any hot protein. But the peanut butter and celery on the side is just weird.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:25:19 [Preview] No.235970 del
>>235968
You wanted that ridiculous flag so stick with it!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:26:33 [Preview] No.235971 del
>>235969
I eat cheese with peanut butter on


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:27:23 [Preview] No.235972 del
>>235969
I only had one celery. It was my entree.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:28:14 [Preview] No.235973 del
>>235966
they are not cold harumphhh


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:28:16 [Preview] No.235974 del
>>235972
That's how it starts m8
Next thing you know you'll be on 20 celeries a day


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:28:47 [Preview] No.235975 del
>>235969
shit on my dick


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:30:31 [Preview] No.235976 del
>>235975
In a good way or a bad way ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:30:42 [Preview] No.235977 del
>>235973
yes they are


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:31:18 [Preview] No.235978 del
>>235976
put on your flag


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:31:58 [Preview] No.235979 del
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Shouldn't of got on the piss last night. Shouldn't be drinking anything more than 1 or 2 with a feed these days. Hangovers are brutal for me now. Felt agitated, irritable and depressed all day. Had a dart after dinner and felt like I was about to drop dead.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:32:17 [Preview] No.235980 del
thinking about terrence


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:32:49 [Preview] No.235981 del
>>235979
>Shouldn't of
*shouldn't have


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:34:14 [Preview] No.235982 del
>>235978
Happy now?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:36:29 [Preview] No.235983 del
>>235982
you're the reason nuro doesn't post here anymore


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:37:00 [Preview] No.235984 del
>>235983
He does he


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:37:46 [Preview] No.235985 del
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>>235981
thank you


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:37:57 [Preview] No.235986 del
>>235984
you do you


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:38:27 [Preview] No.235987 del
>>235986
I don't though, I get someone else to do me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:42:19 [Preview] No.235988 del
(1.04 MB 693x574 Compund.png)
>meanwhile at the NEET Compound


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:42:24 [Preview] No.235989 del
>>235987
>I get someone else to do me
PEAK
DELUSION


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:42:47 [Preview] No.235990 del
>>235988
nuro isn't blonde


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:43:35 [Preview] No.235991 del
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About to drift off to the Dolby Atmosphere

Good nights


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:44:55 [Preview] No.235992 del
>>235989
But ... whore is real


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:45:43 [Preview] No.235993 del
she does me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:45:49 [Preview] No.235994 del
>>235974
Kek, I actually almost finished the bag of pre-cut celery. It's $4.50 per bag. How fucked is that.

>>235979
>Had a dart after dinner and felt like I was about to drop dead.
Fucking pissed myself reading this. I know that exact feel.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:48:21 [Preview] No.235995 del
>>235992
is she though or have you just stopped taking your meds? none of this is real


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:48:37 [Preview] No.235996 del
>>235994
>pre-cut celery
jfl


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:53:00 [Preview] No.235997 del
imagine buying pre-cut celery
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 11:55:03 [Preview] No.235998 del
>>235996
>>235997
Rude. It was my first time buying celery in 10+ years, I didn't know what to expect.
I won't be doing it again.


Time for bed. It's very late given I've been waking up at around 6.
Nie nie neeterinos. Today wasn't as productive as I'd hoped.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:02:00 [Preview] No.235999 del
Pure gayness.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:02:38 [Preview] No.236000 del
>>235995
I never took any meds
Just drugs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:03:07 [Preview] No.236001 del
>>235998
G'night m8


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:05:25 [Preview] No.236002 del
>>236000
TRIPS
not much wbu?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:10:27 [Preview] No.236003 del
i'm glad 10k is back


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:22:00 [Preview] No.236004 del
>>236003
I heard Nuro put out a hit on him.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:28:40 [Preview] No.236005 del
>>236004
i hear you piss the bed


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:31:49 [Preview] No.236006 del
>>235750
I didn't have my license then.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:32:45 [Preview] No.236007 del
>>235754
>>235755
I made mash with butter and thickened cream and had about 6 slices of toast with it.
I am very full.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:40:44 [Preview] No.236008 del
>>235776
>a very short post
I don;t get it.
>>235776
>good he's back
He is now an archer.
>>235776
> in my eyes.
Much too long.
>>235776
>He is
Didn't even come for his birthday,
>>235776
>It should
And slim dusty sing alongs,
>>235776
>look about them
one of my mates looks like him.
>>235776
>scotch
I havent tried enough to know what;s good.
>>235776
>experience
Jimi Hendrix
>>235776
> a bit shit
different strokes
>>235776
>welcome
Thanks
>>235776
>shriveled
Shrinkage is where it's at.
>>235776
> she didn't seem put off by me
Stick your dick in.
>>235776
>burgers
Hope they were good


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:41:00 [Preview] No.236009 del
>>235791
>TERRENCE


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:41:26 [Preview] No.236010 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:41:47 [Preview] No.236011 del
>>235802
Glorious.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:42:13 [Preview] No.236012 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:45:14 [Preview] No.236013 del
My GP mentioned that he lived and practiced in Darwin.
My said he lived in the suburbs and I said that must've been rough.
He said no, it was okay.
I said I had been through there, and I never have.
I don't know why I said it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:46:08 [Preview] No.236014 del
>>235998
My alarm is for 530


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 12:46:23 [Preview] No.236015 del
night


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:04:32 [Preview] No.236016 del
>>236015
yes... it is night time


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:05:54 [Preview] No.236017 del
Me and Nuro make most of our profits at night time.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:11:29 [Preview] No.236018 del
>>236017
i'm going to rip your face off and wear it


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:12:16 [Preview] No.236019 del
>>235780
I didn't create it, that other NEET did.
>>235784
There is a non-zero possibility that this is the case.
>>235858
>Wonder if she has any new posts on Instagram
Only one way to find out.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:23:39 [Preview] No.236020 del
>>236019
>non-zero


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:32:16 [Preview] No.236021 del
>>236020
coke zero


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:33:55 [Preview] No.236022 del
>>236021
How many inches can you take?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:38:56 [Preview] No.236023 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:39:59 [Preview] No.236024 del
>>235958
dark roasted pb?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:41:51 [Preview] No.236025 del
>>236024
thats what it says on the jar, shitdick


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:43:49 [Preview] No.236026 del
>>236025
what's it mean though


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:45:37 [Preview] No.236027 del
>>236026
it means its dark roasted you mong


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:46:13 [Preview] No.236028 del
>>236027
what's that mean


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:47:27 [Preview] No.236029 del
>>236028
that it's dark and roasted


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:49:50 [Preview] No.236030 del
>>236029
what's that mean though


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:50:25 [Preview] No.236031 del
>>236030
that i'm going to fist you so deep i could useyou as a sock puppet


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:51:32 [Preview] No.236032 del
>>236031
good luck, you can't even tell me the difference between peanut butters


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:52:01 [Preview] No.236033 del
>>236032
i could double fist you and still have enough space to clap my hands


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:52:43 [Preview] No.236034 del
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:53:21 [Preview] No.236035 del
*clap clap*


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:53:28 [Preview] No.236036 del
>>236033
I just want to know why the guy's eating nigger butter, is that common in australia?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:53:52 [Preview] No.236037 del
and what makes it nigger butter, why is nigger butter special?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:54:14 [Preview] No.236038 del
wtf does dark roast even mean


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:54:55 [Preview] No.236039 del
what the fuck is peanut butter?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:56:20 [Preview] No.236040 del
>>236039
I stay tryna figure that out but everyone here just wants to have sex with me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:56:38 [Preview] No.236041 del
Now I know how your mom feels


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:56:51 [Preview] No.236042 del
>>236040
you have that affect on people my god i want you to ride me


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 13:59:41 [Preview] No.236043 del
>>236038
it means that warm dark brown poo is coming out of your arse


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:00:41 [Preview] No.236044 del
>>236043
i'll make some cream in your arse


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:02:09 [Preview] No.236045 del
>>236043
so why would anyone buy it?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:06:12 [Preview] No.236046 del
>>236045
some people like to poo a lot, look at nuro for example.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:08:12 [Preview] No.236047 del
>>236045
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:08:31 [Preview] No.236048 del
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:12:36 [Preview] No.236049 del
>>236046
I don't think there's a big enough demographic to make a whole line of peanut butter.

>>236047
Just tell me what it means.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:21:37 [Preview] No.236050 del
>>236049
nm wbu?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:22:28 [Preview] No.236051 del
>>236050
true dawg true


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:23:56 [Preview] No.236052 del
>>236051
ayo white boi


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:26:36 [Preview] No.236053 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:39:25 [Preview] No.236054 del
>>236049
he's a big spender, a high roller


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 14:52:09 [Preview] No.236055 del
>>236054
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BqIrm4H9-7I [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 15:10:24 [Preview] No.236056 del
new cheesecake video out
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8oWiZFv1Dm4 [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 15:52:33 [Preview] No.236057 del
What is a good gun that I can use to blow my brains out?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 15:58:46 [Preview] No.236058 del
>>236057
This one will blow your mind:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lYzijRRRYxU [Embed]


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 16:14:59 [Preview] No.236059 del
>>236057
Don't blow your brains out mate, if you really want to kill yourself then do it slowly and visit one of the hundreds of stores I have all across the country and choose from the wide range of products that I have on offer.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:25:15 [Preview] No.236061 del
Morning neets. Most of you seem to go to bed earlier and wake up later than me.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:44:21 [Preview] No.236062 del
>>236056
Still got that fick and gnarly NEET accent.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:47:49 [Preview] No.236063 del
>>236061
Morning.
I've been up for about an hour.
The broth has a dark side.
Heartburn is terrible.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:49:20 [Preview] No.236064 del
Why wont Monk tell us about what happened in Sydney?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:49:30 [Preview] No.236065 del
Fucking after hours phone has to call half an hour before the 7am shift starts doesn't it

Might have to call and wake someone up for this issue. Urgh.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:54:45 [Preview] No.236066 del
>>236065
Make sure you put on your nicest bitch voice.
https://voca.ro/1a0s4nCqvQ1O


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 19:56:38 [Preview] No.236067 del
>>236066
Kekkin in the mornin


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:04:29 [Preview] No.236068 del
This heartburn is chronic, keep letting out big burps.
I put too much vinegar in it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:05:40 [Preview] No.236069 del
>>236068
Let me just interject and let you know that I've had much reduced indigestion and heartburn since I cut out the boongery


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:19:32 [Preview] No.236070 del
NOTHIN LIKE A BIT OF DOOM METAL IN THE MORNING


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:27:19 [Preview] No.236071 del
>>236069
I'm going to blame the broth, not the boonglyf.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:29:00 [Preview] No.236072 del
>>236068
The broth was too rich alas
We must all pay the piper come the morn when the big boong pees in your hat


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:30:00 [Preview] No.236073 del
We're almost due for something dramatic happening and having to change boards again.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:30:29 [Preview] No.236074 del
>>236072
Feels like it's peeing down my throat.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:33:00 [Preview] No.236075 del
I told the building guys loan person that my friend Wibler has a better rate with BankSA, they sent back:
>Late last week we receive an update from ME Bank they have a great offer for first home buyer that beats Suncorp, no annual fee and the rate of 2.79% variable for loans under 90% which yours would be.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Merely mentioning his name made them grovel and drop a percent.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:47:15 [Preview] No.236076 del
Morning all.

>>236075
A frangipani russled in the distance


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:54:32 [Preview] No.236077 del
Adelaide Airport


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:57:39 [Preview] No.236078 del
(2.88 MB 648x576 L6EI-SbBEx12n-al.mp4)


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:58:23 [Preview] No.236079 del
G'morning NEETs
Praise be to Terrence


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 20:59:15 [Preview] No.236080 del
is Wombo's name Terrence?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:01:49 [Preview] No.236081 del
>>236076
>russled


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:01:57 [Preview] No.236082 del
>>236066
What a professional manner.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:02:23 [Preview] No.236083 del
>>236063
You took too much pleasure in that broth. The universe has punished you for it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:02:34 [Preview] No.236084 del
>>235949
If we could channel some NEETs NDIS funding into this place I could imagine it would load faster.

>>235955
>IKTF

>>235958
Based.

>>235979
I may have told you not to.

>>236008
Much better.

>>236013
>Darwin
There is a university program up there requires lower academic admission for doctors. Most applicants with above average to high grades can get accepted.

>>236058
Hungarian pilled.

>>236064
I remember someone moving to Sydney and being very vague about it. There was a NEET who lived in Sydney but this NEET moved into his uncles place.

>>236073
We are not.

>>236075
Weber standing with the banks is much higher than people expect.

>>236080
No.

>>235991
>>236061
>>236063
>>236070
>>236076
>>236079
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:02:58 [Preview] No.236085 del
>>236083
The NEET gods watch for any of us getting too happy


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:03:12 [Preview] No.236086 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:05:28 [Preview] No.236087 del
Someone has been using my possum flag. I never use that flag.

Also there is a NEET or NEETs who when they get accused of being me don't deny it, which annoys me. If someone replies "Possum?" or something similar to one of your posts, and you are not Possum (which you aren't) then say "No I am not Possum" or something similar please. I usually get accused of the most vile things.

No wonder I don't post here any more.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:06:02 [Preview] No.236088 del
>>236087
Stop impersonating Possum.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:06:37 [Preview] No.236089 del
>>236087
Yeah, that's me sorry m8.
I always forget some NEETs aren't into irony.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:07:11 [Preview] No.236090 del
>>236089
You are only allowed to impersonate shit-tier NEETs like Nuro.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:07:27 [Preview] No.236091 del
SMOKE WEED AND BANG WHORES ALL DAY ERRYDAY


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:08:27 [Preview] No.236092 del
>>236091
Morning Possum.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:08:49 [Preview] No.236093 del
>>236091
*this may be an impersonation


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:09:44 [Preview] No.236094 del
>>236087
Real possum here. Disregard this post.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:10:02 [Preview] No.236095 del
I do save Possum impersonations for emergencies though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:11:00 [Preview] No.236096 del
>>236087
>and you are not Possum (which you aren't)
"No I am not Possum" or something similar


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:11:00 [Preview] No.236097 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:13:01 [Preview] No.236098 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:13:18 [Preview] No.236099 del
Anyone got much on this week ?
This week I have to do 4 (four) different shopping expeditions,trim the leaf,clean my backyard a bit and build some shelves for storage.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:13:51 [Preview] No.236100 del
>>236089
>some NEETs aren't into irony.
Deflecting.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:14:03 [Preview] No.236101 del
>>236079
>>236084
Good morning.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:14:16 [Preview] No.236102 del
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I don't know who Possum is anymore.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:14:40 [Preview] No.236103 del
>>236100
Some NEETs aren't into deflecting


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:15:18 [Preview] No.236104 del
>>236083
It was hours of fun, I should've known better.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:15:30 [Preview] No.236105 del
>>236102
I see Possum more as an inspiration,a spiritual state to aspire to than a real person.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:15:38 [Preview] No.236106 del
I've decided to stop rushing and will go to work in 30 mins.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:16:06 [Preview] No.236107 del
>>236106
Well NEET'd


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:16:52 [Preview] No.236108 del
>>236099
wage
move the corvette to its new home
build a spray paint booth of some sort
start painting a model


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:17:20 [Preview] No.236109 del
>>236103
What worries me is this key theme in the diagnosis of psychosis is:
>The person with the condition usually isn't aware of his or her behaviour.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:17:58 [Preview] No.236110 del
>>236084
>better
More (You)'s
>>236084
>doctors
I don't want to see him again, I don't know why I lied to him.
>>236084
>uncles place
I can't recall this.
>>236084
> are not.
Pretty sure we are.
>>236084
>the banks
He stands over them and bullies them into submission.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:18:15 [Preview] No.236111 del
>>236109
Are you suggesting I am some sort of unaware alcoholic drug addled sex maniac ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:19:08 [Preview] No.236112 del
>>236087
>the most vile things
We all know you are not capable of them.
You are a wholesome NEET.
Someone uses my wandjina flag too.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:19:25 [Preview] No.236113 del
>>236110
>He stands over them and bullies them into submission.
That mortgage broker only has nine (9) toes. He didn't want to make it eight (8).


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:19:38 [Preview] No.236114 del
Poo bum


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:20:17 [Preview] No.236115 del
>>236113
That's 43% less toes than Cruisey !


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:20:24 [Preview] No.236116 del
>>236110
>I can't recall this.
It was an arc that was posted about a few times a year or two ago then stopped.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:20:40 [Preview] No.236117 del
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>>236096
"No I am not Possum"


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:21:00 [Preview] No.236118 del
>>236113
cruisey has two extra toes, he can donate.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:21:15 [Preview] No.236119 del
>>236108
Do it in the shower.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:21:40 [Preview] No.236120 del
>>236099
Eat, run, wage, repeat.
Going to the dentist on Saturday.

Might apply for jobs but I think I need to focus on learning new skills first.
After hours week is finished thank fuck.
Might see if the ex wants to hang out on the weekend.

Otherwise its the same old lockdown bullshit with some sobriety thrown into the mix.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:21:46 [Preview] No.236121 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:21:53 [Preview] No.236122 del
>>236119
That shower is amazingly multi-functional.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:22:20 [Preview] No.236123 del
>>236113
Kept for sexual?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:22:38 [Preview] No.236124 del
>>236115
And that's after being bullied by Weber.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:23:19 [Preview] No.236125 del
>>236122
All dreams are possible in Weber's shower.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:23:34 [Preview] No.236126 del
>>236121
Does that mean Lizbef has had 134 crimes per 100 people?
That's a bit much, does every 3rd person get an extra crime on tri-yearly rotation?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:24:04 [Preview] No.236127 del
>>236121
Lizbef has more crimes than people?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:24:48 [Preview] No.236128 del
That unidentified dog has been stealth shitting in my driveway again.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:26:17 [Preview] No.236129 del
Shit, I live in a shitty boong public housing suburb and our crime rate is 1/3 of Lizbef.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:26:24 [Preview] No.236130 del
>>236128
Presents, because he loves you.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:27:57 [Preview] No.236131 del
>>236127
>>236126
Some people commit more than one crime.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:28:05 [Preview] No.236132 del
Freshly dry cleaned suit feel.
Crisp.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:28:05 [Preview] No.236133 del
>>236111
I am suggesting that the behaviour of anyone who does something then defends their actions by blaming others could indeed be suffering from psychosis. It in part very meets the definition around disordered thinking that drugs can play an active role in and there is a particular category that specific links to drug usage:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK519704/table/ch3.t20/


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:28:39 [Preview] No.236134 del
Fuck me, whores suburb is 211 crimes per 100 people, lol.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:28:40 [Preview] No.236135 del
>>236121
Lizbef represent.
I like the way Lizbef South (my suburb) gets its own special mention.

>>236126
That's exactly what it means.
Assuming the 80/20 rule holds true, you would find that each criminal that lives there is caught doing 6.75 crimes per year.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:29:12 [Preview] No.236136 del
>>236133
Yeah but it wasn't me anyway it was NoFun.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:29:19 [Preview] No.236137 del
>>236134
That's just her. Crimes against decency.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:30:44 [Preview] No.236138 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:31:32 [Preview] No.236139 del
>>236137
Decency deserved it for being boring.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:33:07 [Preview] No.236140 del
Does 10k live in SA too?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:33:36 [Preview] No.236141 del
>>236140
Yeah, I rent the top half of Webers shower


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:34:11 [Preview] No.236142 del
>>236141
and the poor cat got the blame for the shower poo


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:35:22 [Preview] No.236143 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:36:51 [Preview] No.236144 del
>>236131
Fabricated numbers.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:37:07 [Preview] No.236145 del
>>236134
Joony?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:37:32 [Preview] No.236146 del
>>236135
You could really class that and Smithfield as part of Lizbef too.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:37:43 [Preview] No.236147 del
Got a long black from some vietnamese bakery
Its just coffee flavoured water.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:37:55 [Preview] No.236148 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:38:32 [Preview] No.236149 del
>>236147
They are often syrup based.
Good ones make an espresso then mix it with milk and ice.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:39:06 [Preview] No.236150 del
Good Morning Neets

This daylight savings time is ruining the good mornings

anyhows just had a sneaky hash brown and im off to work.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:40:15 [Preview] No.236151 del
Been up for three hours and still haven't got pants on.
Going to be late to my half an hour late wage.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:40:34 [Preview] No.236152 del
>>236150
Morning


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:40:54 [Preview] No.236153 del
Pork mince for breakky

>>236151
She'll be right


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:41:46 [Preview] No.236154 del
>>236146
I'm not sure where the boundaries for Smithfield officially are anymore. Large parts of it used to just be paddocks, but now they've created housing estates and new Suburb names like Blakes Crossing.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:43:43 [Preview] No.236155 del
It'll be pretty funny when it tanks.
>'Dishonest': Hugely popular mattress brand Koala is slammed for moving its manufacturing to China despite boasting on its website that products are 'made in Australia, for Australia'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8827803/Popular-mattress-brand-Koala-moves-manufacturing-China-sparking-Australian-outrage.html


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:44:56 [Preview] No.236156 del
I honestly enjoy reading the comments and the strong belief that Carmona relates to Bill Gates that people defend with a passion:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8828471/Bill-Gates-says-Donald-Trump-wrong-call-Regenerons-monoclonal-antibodies-cure.html


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:45:32 [Preview] No.236157 del
>>236145
Out Kwinana way


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:46:29 [Preview] No.236158 del
Already feeling exhausted from the early wage wakeup

WOE!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:46:41 [Preview] No.236159 del
>>236156
My conspiracy nutter mate thinks Bill is gonna put chips in us all that will alter our DNA at his command.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:47:33 [Preview] No.236160 del
>Annoy Bill Gates
>Your penis turns green and shrinks


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:47:53 [Preview] No.236161 del
>>236157
I had a DEC PDP-8e that started life at the Kwinana power plant. Then travelled to SA and ended up at Flinders University.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:49:40 [Preview] No.236162 del
>>236161
They've got power plants,massive manufacturing,public housing,a prison and all the crackheads and boongs you could ever want round there.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 21:58:02 [Preview] No.236163 del
Did anyone do the covid superannuation release thing ?
And if so was it straightforward ?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:00:58 [Preview] No.236164 del
>>236159
>at his command.
Chips and 5G.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:01:18 [Preview] No.236165 del
>>236152
Right back at ya!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:03:02 [Preview] No.236166 del
>>236163
Yes. You apply if approved then the notice gets sent to the superannuation company and you can withdraw it. If it is under $10,000 you need to know the exact amount to withdraw. Also cancel any insurances if you are doing it because any remaining fees will get taken up by it. Mine took about a week and half overall before the cash hit my account.

Most importantly make sure you have a valid reason as the fine can be equal to the amount you withdraw.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:03:50 [Preview] No.236167 del
>>236163
>>236166
>you can withdraw it. I
The company pays you out, I mean.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:06:57 [Preview] No.236168 del
>>236166
The ATO website seems to say being unemployed is a valid reason


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:10:24 [Preview] No.236169 del
>>236168
That, or a significant loss of income.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:10:56 [Preview] No.236170 del
9:10am and I'm already having significant wage rage.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:11:22 [Preview] No.236171 del
>>236169
Aha, cheers, might give it a shot.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:15:09 [Preview] No.236172 del
Morning.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:19:17 [Preview] No.236173 del
>>236170
What about?

>>236172
Morning.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:21:09 [Preview] No.236174 del
>>236173
I'm talking to a guy who has come on-site to fix something and is getting pissed because its taking longer than expected. The way I've configured this server means it just takes longer because the customer needs it a certain way.
This guy gets paid by the job and not the hour. Not my fault we regularly fuck over our own employees.

I feel like contacting his supervisor and calling him a fucking mong cunt


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:23:08 [Preview] No.236175 del
Had some of my lamb stew on a slice of multigrain bread. Tasted good.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:24:17 [Preview] No.236176 del
>>236174
>This guy gets paid by the job and not the hour.
Sounds like the overall problem is his own cause. Is he Indian?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:32:06 [Preview] No.236177 del
>>235998
Buy a bunch of celery. Cut off the bottom and put it in a mug with some water. Won't take long for it to start re-growing. Keep the stalks in a container of water (after washing them) in the fridge to keep them fresh (replace the water every 2-3 days.

>>236007
Carbs on carbs. Straight to the arse!

>>236056
"fink", "fings"
No offence to Cheesy but that sort of thing really gets on my nerve.

>>236078
CRINGE!

>>236160
>turn off Windows telemetry
>penis falls off


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:32:26 [Preview] No.236178 del
>>236175
Well stewed. You forgot to post the pictures of the stew.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:34:22 [Preview] No.236179 del
Thickened NEET cream.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:34:41 [Preview] No.236180 del
>>236150
>This daylight savings time is ruining the good mornings
yeah fuck this shit

>>236163
>Did anyone do the covid superannuation release thing ?
>And if so was it straightforward ?
yeah it was easy


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:35:13 [Preview] No.236181 del
>>236172
Not for long

>>236175
Good to know the stew turned out alright. I was very pleased with my pork hock soup, mostly for the fact I didn't over-salt it.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:37:54 [Preview] No.236182 del
Damn you NEETs with your appetising sounding stews


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:39:53 [Preview] No.236183 del
>>236182
lamb is shit


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:40:01 [Preview] No.236184 del
>>236163
Compared to the time I withdrew some under the grounds of financial hardship, having to make copies of bank statements, bills, proof of income then having to get it all certified by a JP. Mailing it. Then anxiously waiting almost a month for the approval notice. Yes.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:41:01 [Preview] No.236185 del
Don't withdraw your super you mongs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:41:48 [Preview] No.236186 del
>>236153
She is right.
The only other coworker here is the gamer girl.
They kicked me off the zoom meeting and can't get me back on.
So now they're kicking everyone off and starting over.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:42:20 [Preview] No.236187 del
>>236183
COPE and SEETHE you incel bugman!


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:42:39 [Preview] No.236188 del
>>236185
t. Isaac Goldbergstein


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:43:26 [Preview] No.236189 del
>>236186
>gamer girl
>cow orker


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:43:34 [Preview] No.236190 del
>>236154
I went to their shopping center the other day.
It doesn't feel like lizbef, more of a mawson lakes/modbury feel.
I knew I didn't belong.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:43:34 [Preview] No.236191 del
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>>236185
>Don't withdraw your super you mongs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:44:16 [Preview] No.236193 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.236194 del
>>236147
Tried their bahn mi?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:44:48 [Preview] No.236195 del
>>236183
I swear to god, I am going to fuck you up so hard you're going to regret ever being born.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:44:57 [Preview] No.236196 del
>>236185
If someone had valid expenses like car repair and home maintenance that's fine. A payday loan would do much more damage.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:44:58 [Preview] No.236197 del
>>236190
>I knew I didn't belong
The old you didn't belong. You are moving up in the world now.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:45:56 [Preview] No.236198 del
Super is pointless it is just a way for the government to Jew you out of your government pension. Imagine funding your own retirement when you don't have to.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:45:57 [Preview] No.236199 del
>>236195
i bet you eat pork too


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:47:11 [Preview] No.236200 del
>>236196
I want to blow it all on fancy whisky and loose women


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:47:20 [Preview] No.236201 del
>>236099
Depression


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:48:09 [Preview] No.236202 del
>>236177
That sort of *fing


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:48:20 [Preview] No.236203 del
>>236200
Sounds like it will lead to >>236201


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:49:07 [Preview] No.236204 del
>>236198
super is just a mafia


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:49:27 [Preview] No.236205 del
>>236203
Not doing it will have the same effect though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:50:06 [Preview] No.236206 del
>>236099
Might have a shit or 12.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:51:36 [Preview] No.236207 del
>>236197
I was looking at buying there and went through some of their display homes.
There was no graffiti and mothers riding bikes with their kids, in weather appropriate clothing and helmets.
It was like an advert.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:52:20 [Preview] No.236208 del
>>236205
whusky is pretty good
just poor some in a glass and down it
beer and goon is shit. makes you feel like shit


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:52:56 [Preview] No.236209 del
>>236207
>It was like an advert.
You can make your own life look like an advert too. Pure happiness.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:53:04 [Preview] No.236210 del
>>236190
Which one? Munno Para (Main North Rd), Munno Para West (Curtis Rd) or Blakes Crossing (Craigmore? Rd)


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:53:19 [Preview] No.236212 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:54:09 [Preview] No.236213 del
>>236212
Based.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:54:20 [Preview] No.236214 del
let's make this a good thread


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:54:40 [Preview] No.236215 del
Time to shit on that NEETs driveway again.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:55:15 [Preview] No.236216 del
>>236208
I agree with this sentiment


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:55:55 [Preview] No.236217 del
>>236215
I haven't washed it down from yesterday yet


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:57:02 [Preview] No.236218 del
>>236209
Hmm. Doubtful.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:57:28 [Preview] No.236219 del
Drinking beer is hard work
It takes ages and you have to piss too often
Whisky is clearly more efficient for the busy NEET lifestyle


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:57:46 [Preview] No.236220 del
>>236210
Craigmore Rd.


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 22:59:22 [Preview] No.236223 del
>>236220
I shall put on my best Puma tracksuit and check it out.


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:01:04 [Preview] No.236226 del
>>236223
It's got a good layout.
Houses are the same level of shit as the rest of these new houses.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:01:38 [Preview] No.236227 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:02:46 [Preview] No.236229 del
>>236227
This is not me impersonating Possum,just for the record


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:04:02 [Preview] No.236230 del
>>236226
My house is a decrepit dump, but at least it sits on a quarter acre block.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:04:59 [Preview] No.236231 del
>>236229
It was me being Possum, who I clearly am not.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:05:44 [Preview] No.236232 del
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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:06:15 [Preview] No.236233 del
>>236226
They only have fourteen (14) shops.


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:07:45 [Preview] No.236236 del
>>236233
That's one thing I hate about new suburbs,always based around a shitty shopping centre.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:07:55 [Preview] No.236237 del
>>236227
*I_n_nuro.mp4


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:10:25 [Preview] No.236240 del
>>236238
>only a bws
Yep


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:10:34 [Preview] No.236241 del
Fuck sake


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:10:44 [Preview] No.236242 del
>>236227
In real life there is a lot more tongue.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:12:51 [Preview] No.236243 del
Started wiping the dead bugs off my monitor
Now there's suspiciously clean patches so I need to wipe the whole thing
Knew I should have stayed in bed today


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:13:12 [Preview] No.236244 del
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>>236238
>vapesq


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:14:09 [Preview] No.236245 del
>>236240
The Dans with the cute girl and the Lana Rhoades lookalike is 2 minutes down the road though.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:14:53 [Preview] No.236246 del
>>236243
haven't wiped my screen in years


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:15:51 [Preview] No.236247 del
>>236207
Probably paid actors


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:16:01 [Preview] No.236248 del
>>236245
None of my local bottlo's have even slightly attractive staff


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:17:46 [Preview] No.236249 del
>>236248
first chouice has this nice tatted up slag


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NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:21:14 [Preview] No.236251 del
>>236250
cheeky prick


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:24:18 [Preview] No.236252 del
>>236207
Which helmet?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:26:03 [Preview] No.236253 del
>>236251
My cat would get a whack upside the head for that


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:27:26 [Preview] No.236255 del
>>236253
and then you would cook and eat it


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:28:26 [Preview] No.236256 del
FUCK SAKE
FUCK WAGEING


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:28:36 [Preview] No.236257 del
>>236255
goes nice with a corn cob


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:29:12 [Preview] No.236258 del
>>236256
just don't then


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:32:55 [Preview] No.236259 del
>>236245
And the short haired bogan chick.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:34:28 [Preview] No.236260 del
>>236254
Irony is that these issues were not discussed as much in previous years before they started paying out multi-million bonuses to management before it all started to get much worse. It was always bad in December for postage but not two months out from Christmas.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:36:37 [Preview] No.236261 del
>>236260
Australia post is too busy delivering all the Christmas catalogues and adverts


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:36:58 [Preview] No.236262 del
PC cleaned, SSDs installed, time to reinstall games.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:38:01 [Preview] No.236263 del
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Wish I was a dictator tbqh


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:38:56 [Preview] No.236264 del
>>236263
You just want NK's big missile


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:39:25 [Preview] No.236265 del
>>236262
wish i could still enjoy games


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:40:15 [Preview] No.236266 del
>>236265
I've only played Rimworld the last 2 years and I go on and off that


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:42:59 [Preview] No.236267 del
Me and Nuro haven't been completely honest regarding our sexualities.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:44:18 [Preview] No.236268 del
I heard Nuro and another NEET were dishonest about their sexualities once.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:44:27 [Preview] No.236269 del


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:44:58 [Preview] No.236270 del
Gonna shave shower and shop
Cheers NEETs


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:50:43 [Preview] No.236271 del
>>236270
ask the cashier out


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:51:33 [Preview] No.236272 del
>>236271
He should not.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:53:05 [Preview] No.236273 del
>>236272
then he can just use the self serve


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:55:46 [Preview] No.236274 del
>>236198
So I should give away my super then?


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:56:22 [Preview] No.236275 del
The ugly pooskin girls who man the automated checkouts at coles piss me off so bad
The fucking machines big out like every time I use them
I hate how the chicks thank me for shopping at coles as I leave


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:56:32 [Preview] No.236276 del
>>236274
you can give it to me if you want


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:59:15 [Preview] No.236277 del
>>236274
Faster to flush it down the toilet.


NEET 10/11/2020 (Sun) 23:59:48 [Preview] No.236278 del
>>236275
your bad aura is messing up the electrics


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:02:25 [Preview] No.236279 del
Feel like taking the rest of the day off, saying fuck you to soctober, getting proper gooned and punching cones on the balcony like a proud boong while pumping the doom metal
What a fucking morning aye, feeling manic and rabid


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:04:08 [Preview] No.236280 del
I had rabies once.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:04:17 [Preview] No.236281 del
>>236279
sounds good bro
listen to zappa zoot allures


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:13:04 [Preview] No.236282 del
waiting for economic collapse . . .


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:20:42 [Preview] No.236283 del
>>236279
>feeling manic and rabid
That's the sobriety m8


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:22:11 [Preview] No.236284 del
waiting for the executive collapse...


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:22:22 [Preview] No.236285 del
thinking of moving to paraguay


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:23:04 [Preview] No.236286 del
Extremely caffeinated


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:23:19 [Preview] No.236287 del
>>236285
what about uraguay (u r a gay)


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:23:28 [Preview] No.236288 del
>>236155
Imagine not sleeping in a hammock


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:24:33 [Preview] No.236289 del
>>236159
I hope they're red rock lime salsa chippos


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:24:59 [Preview] No.236290 del
>>236279
You should take counsel from a rabbi before doing any of that nonsense


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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:28:09 [Preview] No.236293 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:35:15 [Preview] No.236294 del
>>236279
keep us updated
post pic from balcony


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:50:51 [Preview] No.236295 del
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time to head to ^


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:51:34 [Preview] No.236296 del
I hate bush fire smoke. Do they do back burning because it gives them something to do?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:52:06 [Preview] No.236297 del
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Moved the bike and cleared the space in front of the desk. Even vacuumed the spot. Gonna put my computer project there now.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:52:19 [Preview] No.236298 del
>>236296
>Do they do back burning because it gives them something to do?
yes they have quotas


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:52:35 [Preview] No.236299 del
>>236296
boongs burn shit because they are the guardians of the land


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:52:44 [Preview] No.236300 del
>>236296
they usually fuck it up and it gives them a bushfire to fight


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 00:58:35 [Preview] No.236301 del
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australian escort


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:00:51 [Preview] No.236302 del
>>236301
is the rubber dick a hint "she" is packing?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:01:23 [Preview] No.236303 del
Greg-O cooking steak and mushroom live

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0694g-0ITM0 [Embed]


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:03:57 [Preview] No.236304 del
>>236300
Unintentionally of course...


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:05:26 [Preview] No.236305 del
>>236301
Perfect length of hair


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:06:38 [Preview] No.236306 del
Any nose piercings are a turn-off for me though


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:07:12 [Preview] No.236307 del
What's her hourly rate?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:08:54 [Preview] No.236308 del


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:09:11 [Preview] No.236309 del
But then again if me dick was as long as me leg there'd be no need for escorts


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:09:22 [Preview] No.236310 del
>>236308
way over priced


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:11:39 [Preview] No.236311 del
>>236310
Every whore seems to think they're worth more than they are.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:11:49 [Preview] No.236312 del
Sexually gay.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:12:35 [Preview] No.236313 del
>>236300
They did recently with it going across a four lane high way (2 lanes either way) and potential the railway line more than doubling the size of the burn.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:12:45 [Preview] No.236314 del
>>236310
yeah fucking oath you want a 10/10 body for that


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:13:33 [Preview] No.236315 del
>>236303
Lovely. Anything with the air fryer today?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:13:45 [Preview] No.236316 del
>>236314
and face, although that's subjective


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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:17:46 [Preview] No.236318 del
Greg-O should work in narrating porn.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:19:01 [Preview] No.236319 del
>>236317
On her twitter you can see cutting scars.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:19:12 [Preview] No.236320 del
Wonder what the based one is doing right now.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:20:15 [Preview] No.236321 del
Greg-O would be hot in a mankini.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:20:30 [Preview] No.236322 del
>>236320
Not wondering what other people are doing.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:20:40 [Preview] No.236323 del
>>236320
cracking someones $5000 carbon bike


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:20:41 [Preview] No.236324 del
>>236319
Link the twitter, I can't click the porn link in the office.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:21:24 [Preview] No.236325 del
>>236308
I'd pay that if she let me film


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:22:17 [Preview] No.236326 del
>>236325
so you can jerk off to yourself?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:22:36 [Preview] No.236327 del
>>236324
There's a decent amount of NSFW stuff naturally, just in case that's a problem while at work. https://twitter.com/_petitenymphet_


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:22:50 [Preview] No.236328 del
>>236319
It just isn't worth it. All this crap will follow her around for life.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:23:14 [Preview] No.236329 del
>>236325
Ask her, she probably would.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:23:24 [Preview] No.236330 del
>>236315
Steak on the barbie. Mushies sauteed in a pan with gravy and beef stock.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:24:19 [Preview] No.236331 del
Checking out my haircut and beard in the mirror every 20 minutes

Sluts don’t know what they’re missing


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:25:27 [Preview] No.236332 del
>>236326
To myself fucking her. Have you never wanked while fantasising fucking a woman or man?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:26:33 [Preview] No.236333 del
>>236329
Sure she would but would charge double or even more and make you sign a legal document saying you won't upload it online.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:29:24 [Preview] No.236334 del
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Shop'd


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:30:29 [Preview] No.236335 del
>>236334
>granny smith
patrician


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:30:58 [Preview] No.236336 del
>>236333
A lot of them only allow filming n their own device so they can edit it before handover


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:31:41 [Preview] No.236337 del
It's nice seeing and hearing a fellow Aussie livestreaming.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:32:37 [Preview] No.236338 del
>tfw no celery left

>>236334
What durries you get?
Is that a tear and share? What flavour?


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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.236340 del
imagine being fat AND not having big tits


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.236341 del
>>236334
Didn't buy any dog?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 01:33:18 [Preview] No.236342 del
>>236334
Making an apple pie?