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NEET General #237 - Helen's Cousin Edition NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 02:56:28 [Preview] No. 236459
Boo! It is almost the season for spooky movies.

OLD: >>235444

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.236463 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 02:59:37 [Preview] No.236466 del
Hey BO
You ban me over bullshit again and I won't be fucking coming back m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:00:05 [Preview] No.236468 del
wat bullshit?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:00:54 [Preview] No.236471 del
Dunno, got a one day ban in the last thread for "spam"

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:01:23 [Preview] No.236472 del
My mistake it has been lifted. I don't why though as I selected his posts. There has been an issue where sometimes posts are different (i.e. someone will report a spam post and it will select another post).

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:01:42 [Preview] No.236473 del
Ah, fair enough.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:01:58 [Preview] No.236474 del
sites fucked that's why

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:02:08 [Preview] No.236475 del
I did copy and red and Possum one of his posts tbh

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:03:08 [Preview] No.236479 del
Imagine the work it puts into typing all this shit
I know wagies that do less

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:04:31 [Preview] No.236480 del
Might check in later tonight.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:05:00 [Preview] No.236481 del
Good idea. The posts are being removed.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:06:52 [Preview] No.236482 del
What was this sentence trying to mean?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:07:02 [Preview] No.236483 del
A terrible start to the week

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:08:46 [Preview] No.236484 del
>arab sunnis getting aussie women

Very good laugh

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:10:30 [Preview] No.236486 del
so any answers on the peanut butter question?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:11:36 [Preview] No.236487 del
It could have been lost in the towers of spam.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:14:32 [Preview] No.236491 del
yeah gimme the rundown

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:16:01 [Preview] No.236492 del
What was the peanut butter question?

t. celery NEET

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:17:51 [Preview] No.236494 del
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Low quality Seppo posts.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:19:20 [Preview] No.236495 del
What does the dark roasted in dark roasted peanut butter mean

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:20:33 [Preview] No.236496 del
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How bout instead of postin pepes you go out there and find Jesus?
He's risen ya know.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:22:53 [Preview] No.236497 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:26:08 [Preview] No.236498 del
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u mad

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:34:43 [Preview] No.236500 del
Lose a crazy Arab,gain a boring seppo.
It's that kinda life I guess.
Sorry for getting shitty before BO.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:35:23 [Preview] No.236501 del
All is well. I hope he stops.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:38:07 [Preview] No.236502 del
Does anyone have any experience with Serialization in Java?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:39:04 [Preview] No.236503 del
One silver lining.
We may be NEETs
We may be unemployed alcoholic masturbators
We may be degenerates of all shapes and sizes
BUT ...
We're not that guy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:39:59 [Preview] No.236504 del
What do you need to know?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:40:22 [Preview] No.236505 del
>i hope he stops
You have absolutely no idea. He's been doing this every single day, 100 times a day for over 550 days straight on aus/pol.

Enjoy abandoning your board.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:41:18 [Preview] No.236506 del
That's some Chris chan level autism

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:42:01 [Preview] No.236507 del
Some niggas win a basketball game. Time to burn to city down

Downtown LA Baby!...READY FOR RIOTS? Lakers Win!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8RPfwxTEQiw [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:42:49 [Preview] No.236508 del
It's one of those days isn't it ?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:43:32 [Preview] No.236509 del
I and Nuro*
iktf, been craving the boonglyf since before I got here.
120 minutes to go.
Good pick. Black Napkins is one of my favourites.
Also, Wind Up Working In A Gas Station has a cool bit where the time signature goes from a straight 4/4 to 5/4.
I can't help but say that to the melody.
The purest, realest form of magic. Advertising.
Good haul.
You sound like you're in a better place.
Good to have you here.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:43:50 [Preview] No.236510 del
Shit Pepe.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:45:43 [Preview] No.236511 del
He has single handedly killed the community, he's a cancer

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:46:08 [Preview] No.236512 del
Dox him and pay some bikies to kick his head in

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:46:18 [Preview] No.236513 del
I didn't notice any change.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:46:54 [Preview] No.236514 del
That says a LOT about auspol

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:49:31 [Preview] No.236515 del
Sir, I need to write desginated code on serialization:

My understanding is we create for output object:
>FileOutputStream file = new FileOutputStream("filename.ser");
>ObjectOutputStream out = new ObjectOutputStream(file);

Then for each object:


If the object is a Subject:

Subject WNK101 = new Subject("WNK101", "Wanking Fundamentals: The Dog", 6);
Subject WNK102 = new Subject("WNK102", "Wanking Fundamentals: Advanced Techniques", 6);

Do we then do?

Could we have where we new the object inside?
out.writeObject(new Subject("WNK101", "Wanking Fundamentals: The Dog", 6));
out.writeObject(new Subject("WNK102", "Wanking Fundamentals: Advanced Techniques", 6);

We are trying to make an object that represents a Course of Subject and Major. Perhaps I can make the Course object with the structure then directly output it without all the extra fuss. The idea is that we then import this object and use it as part of the program.


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:50:40 [Preview] No.236516 del
Thank you.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:51:11 [Preview] No.236517 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:51:37 [Preview] No.236518 del
99 minutes to go

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:51:56 [Preview] No.236519 del
I meant here.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:52:44 [Preview] No.236520 del
The first half is correct.
Your second question is more a design thing. You should be able to have one parent structure that contains everything else and then just serialise and emit that.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:53:00 [Preview] No.236521 del
Usually the ranting has a different flag

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:53:24 [Preview] No.236522 del
All the "Glow-e" hysteria killed the community.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:54:37 [Preview] No.236523 del
>The first half is correct.

>Your second question is more a design thing.
Thank you very much.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:55:54 [Preview] No.236524 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:56:26 [Preview] No.236525 del
What's a freeter ?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:57:13 [Preview] No.236526 del
Freeter (フリーター, furītā) is a Japanese expression for people who lack full-time employment or are unemployed, excluding housewives and students. The term originally included young people who deliberately chose not to become salary-men, even though jobs were available at the time.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:57:55 [Preview] No.236527 del
I'm a disengaged NEET. Where's my diamond ring?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.236528 del
So ... Jap NEETs ?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:58:47 [Preview] No.236529 del
You hocked it for meth three weeks ago

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 03:59:57 [Preview] No.236530 del
>With voice enhancing technology

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:00:10 [Preview] No.236531 del
half an hour and I can leave here
feeling the urge to drink but I will not

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:01:26 [Preview] No.236532 del
How is Nuro going to wire that up?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:01:33 [Preview] No.236533 del
Stay strong m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:01:50 [Preview] No.236534 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:02:07 [Preview] No.236535 del
have a few
you deserve it!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:04:51 [Preview] No.236536 del
yeah well you got two seppos at least I'm better than that other guy amirite

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:05:35 [Preview] No.236537 del
That "other guy" is BASED

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:06:12 [Preview] No.236538 del
no that was me I'm the based one

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:07:09 [Preview] No.236539 del
>Bust A Nut Guy
Look m8 we support what you're doing on twinder, its really fukn funny, but come the day of the rope you're gonna hang. You are just a liability m80

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:07:43 [Preview] No.236540 del
ALready had 4 beers. Now don't forget that thread catch-up is compulsory ;)

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:08:17 [Preview] No.236541 del
A liability that will soon be providing care to Australians with disabilities.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:09:49 [Preview] No.236542 del
80 minutes to go.
I'm so hungry, my tummy hurts.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:10:15 [Preview] No.236543 del
what the hell are you on about?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:10:43 [Preview] No.236544 del
I haven't eaten today. Just had two coffees is all.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:12:06 [Preview] No.236545 del
Cruisey made Busta 2IC

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:13:02 [Preview] No.236546 del
The only hocking I do involves a large heavy-bottomed saucepan.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:15:17 [Preview] No.236547 del
Same, might have another coffee.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:15:55 [Preview] No.236549 del
He can work his way up.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:18:19 [Preview] No.236550 del
oof, she'll lose her nun-like image in the minds of the proles.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:29:25 [Preview] No.236551 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:45:29 [Preview] No.236552 del
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I just trimmed a coles bag of leaf and I can't see any difference
Took me a fucking hour too.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:51:51 [Preview] No.236553 del
Put that waste into your neighbour's bin just to be on the safe side

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 04:52:46 [Preview] No.236554 del
I donate it to elderly boongs

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:01:36 [Preview] No.236555 del

How many in this grow? How old?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:03:45 [Preview] No.236556 del
A hero of the community. Good work mate.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:09:39 [Preview] No.236557 del
reported to AFP

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:11:34 [Preview] No.236558 del
8 plants,nearly 7 weeks in,5 to go.
They'll get their share when it's ready

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:17:20 [Preview] No.236559 del
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you belong in gaol

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:18:28 [Preview] No.236560 del
Nah, I play centre defence.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:21:42 [Preview] No.236561 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:24:04 [Preview] No.236562 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@handsomejamescage/video/6882337489390931201?lang=en [Embed]
I found nuro's tiktok.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:31:04 [Preview] No.236564 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:39:31 [Preview] No.236565 del
low resolution spam

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:44:44 [Preview] No.236566 del
Weed man on the way

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:45:20 [Preview] No.236567 del
>he doesn't even have a foreskin

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:45:49 [Preview] No.236568 del
feel sad an like drinking

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:47:25 [Preview] No.236569 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:56:05 [Preview] No.236570 del
Don't feel sad m8
Have a drink maybe

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:56:49 [Preview] No.236571 del
Kate Nash is my best friend

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:57:49 [Preview] No.236572 del
I have done 3 of my 4 tasks for today.
That's quite good by NEET standards.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:58:13 [Preview] No.236573 del
Get this: My homie stopped taking his psych meds because he thinks they contain soy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:59:17 [Preview] No.236574 del
Do they?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 05:59:45 [Preview] No.236575 del
Is he going to go full schitzo now?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:00:50 [Preview] No.236576 del
This is Nuro we're talking about right?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:01:10 [Preview] No.236577 del
one more standard down the hatch

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:01:44 [Preview] No.236578 del
Glad I held these farts in til I left the wage.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:02:10 [Preview] No.236579 del
>no (You)'s.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:02:30 [Preview] No.236580 del
dude weed

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:02:41 [Preview] No.236581 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:03:18 [Preview] No.236582 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:04:06 [Preview] No.236583 del
Most /pol/lacks are nuts.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:04:10 [Preview] No.236584 del
That's right,save your farts for when you get back here you bastard
No wonder the thread smells so bad

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:04:26 [Preview] No.236585 del
weed dude

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:04:45 [Preview] No.236586 del
*People who talk poofter sports are nuts

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:05 [Preview] No.236587 del
They smell of broth and beer.
Vinegar and yeast.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:14 [Preview] No.236588 del
Also obnoxious wankers.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:21 [Preview] No.236589 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:23 [Preview] No.236590 del
Same thing.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:32 [Preview] No.236591 del
bottlem and sellem on ebay

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:05:36 [Preview] No.236592 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:06:01 [Preview] No.236593 del
In this market?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:06:28 [Preview] No.236594 del
I suspect that is how the Commune shall smell.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:06:48 [Preview] No.236595 del
Weber told me he has "the rights of a husband" over me once.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:07:07 [Preview] No.236596 del
Tummy gurgly

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:07:20 [Preview] No.236597 del
Bek is a bit of a yeast factory I reckon.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:07:33 [Preview] No.236598 del
Shoes off and back in the kitchen bitch

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:07:45 [Preview] No.236599 del
He said the same, but under to me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:08:41 [Preview] No.236600 del
Got the squirts lads.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:09:13 [Preview] No.236601 del
Vegemite leaks from his sticky snatch.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:09:16 [Preview] No.236602 del
The tower post is out of fashion.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:09:18 [Preview] No.236603 del
weber >>236568

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:09:22 [Preview] No.236604 del
Do a porn video then

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:09:50 [Preview] No.236605 del
So is catch up, these boongs can't even remember what they posted.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:10:10 [Preview] No.236606 del
Open your mouth.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:10:12 [Preview] No.236607 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:10:47 [Preview] No.236608 del
I feel like breaking sober october and smoking this weed
Can I just do no booze october?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:12:41 [Preview] No.236609 del
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Google says yes
maybe wait till the weekend

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:13:24 [Preview] No.236610 del
smoke it!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:13:31 [Preview] No.236611 del
*gets high*
*proceeds to drink*

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:13:50 [Preview] No.236612 del
Have a few cones m8 and grab some oaties. Two weeks was a good effort.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:14:19 [Preview] No.236613 del
marijuana is a gateway drug to being a boong

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:15:11 [Preview] No.236614 del
Two days will be a fortnight since I smoked the devil's lettuce last.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:15:35 [Preview] No.236615 del
Being a boong is a gateway drug to being based.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:15:45 [Preview] No.236616 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:17:29 [Preview] No.236617 del
Your arse is tempting.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:19:01 [Preview] No.236618 del
One day can't hurt. You will get right back to Sobriety tomorrow.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:20:05 [Preview] No.236619 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:20:56 [Preview] No.236620 del
Iron Nuro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:21:28 [Preview] No.236621 del
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Is it so wrong, to smoke a spliff and sip an oatie on the couch after a run, listening to B.B King?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:21:36 [Preview] No.236622 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:22:02 [Preview] No.236623 del
>B.B King

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:22:08 [Preview] No.236624 del
Sometimes what we think are early memories are actually false memories spawned by seeing a photograph of our young self. You think you remember being there but you have really just seen a photograph of yourself there.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:22:09 [Preview] No.236625 del
Or if not, the next day. All you need is confidence. And the best way to acquire confidence - alcohol.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:23:13 [Preview] No.236626 del
I like it when pretty girls bring me alcohol

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:23:32 [Preview] No.236627 del
Why did I wish that winter would be over and hope for summer? It is not even into the 30s yet and I feel awful from this heat. This happens every single year but I never learn. When it is winter I wish it was summer and when it is summer I wish it was winter.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:24:32 [Preview] No.236628 del
How can something that feels so good be wrong or bad for you at all? Go for it m8, pick up those oaties.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:24:44 [Preview] No.236629 del
You sir,are a contrarian.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:24:51 [Preview] No.236630 del
I and Nuro make most of our money over the Summer period.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:25:40 [Preview] No.236631 del
It is the cycling season.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:25:55 [Preview] No.236632 del
Those toilet blocks do get cold at night in winter

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:26:27 [Preview] No.236633 del
The summer crop is the worst for tomatoes.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:27:32 [Preview] No.236634 del
Even grown indoors?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:27:45 [Preview] No.236635 del
> /ausneets/
>Bad advice
>With good intentions

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:28:17 [Preview] No.236636 del
(5.60 MB mp3.mp3)

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.236637 del
NEED an oatie

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:28:27 [Preview] No.236638 del
Me, myself and Nuro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:28:49 [Preview] No.236639 del
It causes a lot of shrinkage.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:28:54 [Preview] No.236640 del
Then you'll be pleased to meet our newest employee - Miss Kujo. Come visit any of our stores today to enjoy her high energy customer service.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:29:10 [Preview] No.236641 del
Yeah,they don't like over 30 and you have to watch humidity if you air condition or you get mould.
And the buds don't firm up as much.
In nature they bud in winter sort of.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:30:01 [Preview] No.236642 del
I and Weber plan on moving to either the Phillipines or Thailand next year.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:31:45 [Preview] No.236643 del
Nuro beat the Iron Chef once. The subject was lamb.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:31:58 [Preview] No.236644 del
Myself and Possum shall do no such thing.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:32:28 [Preview] No.236645 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:32:32 [Preview] No.236646 del
Have an oatie.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:32:56 [Preview] No.236647 del
My memories were implanted by Tyrell Corporation.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:33:17 [Preview] No.236648 del
I kinda wanna get drunk to celebrate shaving my head.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:33:53 [Preview] No.236649 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:35:01 [Preview] No.236650 del
Which head?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:35:27 [Preview] No.236651 del
The one with ears on

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:35:53 [Preview] No.236652 del
>tfw severely lonely

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:35:56 [Preview] No.236653 del
I've never shaved my knackers

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:36:01 [Preview] No.236654 del
Good idea. Go for it.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:36:28 [Preview] No.236655 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:36:51 [Preview] No.236656 del
Binged the stew.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:37:19 [Preview] No.236657 del
oh shit burned

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:37:51 [Preview] No.236658 del
Indigestion awaits

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:37:55 [Preview] No.236659 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rea4Stp0SeE [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:38:42 [Preview] No.236660 del
Most of my early memories are in a third person view.
I never existed.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:38:53 [Preview] No.236661 del
I just like to get so drunk and stoned I can't think and listen to music and vague out on the goom display thing

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:39:05 [Preview] No.236662 del
Sipping on black coffee after waking up from a 5-beer nap. Might go for a walk this evening, something I've not done in about 6 months...

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:39:25 [Preview] No.236663 del
Why would I do that?
Post-wall third world street shitter single mothers aren't even interested in me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:39:28 [Preview] No.236664 del
What you really need.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:39:51 [Preview] No.236665 del
Where did you get this?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:40:01 [Preview] No.236666 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:40:27 [Preview] No.236667 del
Wizzy hath spokeneth

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:40:31 [Preview] No.236668 del
Evasive answer.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:41:12 [Preview] No.236669 del
It's what all our evolution has led to.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:41:33 [Preview] No.236670 del
You got it Wizzo

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:41:49 [Preview] No.236671 del
kfc tendies used to be longer and thinner
they've switched to dumpy fucking oompa loompa chooks or something

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:41:55 [Preview] No.236672 del
>Hi my names 10K and I'm an alcoholic
>HI 10K
>So I was doing really well but then this old Abbo sorcerer told me I should get drunk ...
>I mean ... what was I meant to do?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:42:39 [Preview] No.236673 del
Sober October is over. thanks Wizzy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:42:40 [Preview] No.236674 del
KFC has always been shit tier.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:43:48 [Preview] No.236675 del
I shaved the hair on my head at the top of my body and not the hair around my penis and testicles.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:44:32 [Preview] No.236676 del
It was probably Monaro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:44:56 [Preview] No.236677 del
Monaro ruined kfc tendies?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:45:26 [Preview] No.236678 del
Egg salad, yummy yummy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:45:55 [Preview] No.236679 del
Monaro ruined everything. I heard that he was behind 9/11.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:46:01 [Preview] No.236680 del
Took it outside of my local dan's, about half an hour ago. Got it from here or 8ch or whatever, file date says September 2018

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:46:04 [Preview] No.236681 del
fuck your mummy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:46:15 [Preview] No.236682 del
Develop a massive brain,do best to stop it working.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:47:08 [Preview] No.236683 del
My massive brain just torments me with guilt, shaI and worry constantly.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:47:56 [Preview] No.236684 del
Don't put up with that m8,drink that cunt into submission

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.236685 del
Which way are you standing?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:48:47 [Preview] No.236686 del
Perfect hot weather food.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:49:18 [Preview] No.236687 del
It's not even hot yet.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:49:24 [Preview] No.236688 del
If we weren't supposed to, we wouldn't want to.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:49:37 [Preview] No.236689 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:49:55 [Preview] No.236690 del
Put your hand in my cumdies and see.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:50:09 [Preview] No.236691 del
Upside horizontally westwards in a perpendicular fashion at 180 degrees

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:52:02 [Preview] No.236692 del
*With goon intentions

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:53:04 [Preview] No.236693 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:55:38 [Preview] No.236694 del
Good one Wizzy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:56:25 [Preview] No.236695 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:16 [Preview] No.236696 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:40 [Preview] No.236697 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:40 [Preview] No.236698 del
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm gay. Just means I know how to have a good time.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:43 [Preview] No.236699 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.236700 del
*Northern Victoria

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:57:55 [Preview] No.236701 del
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Have a smoke as well cuz

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:58:17 [Preview] No.236702 del
I'm gonna end up having to shave my balls now

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:58:38 [Preview] No.236703 del
Which head?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:58:46 [Preview] No.236704 del
Going to a make a big batch of potato salad for lunch and dinners. Serve them with cold cooked steak of chicken.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 06:59:51 [Preview] No.236705 del
You need some sliced ham.
And cucumbers.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:00:11 [Preview] No.236706 del
Can't even properly see or reach my junk to do that. I should probably just die at this point.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:00:38 [Preview] No.236707 del
You could burn them.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:00:56 [Preview] No.236708 del
Nah, hire someone to shave it for you.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.236709 del
Although girls do like not getting pubes in their mouth they don't like stubble rash either

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:02:53 [Preview] No.236710 del
May I have 30kg of potato salad please?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.236711 del
The best time one can have with a cock up their arse

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:03:27 [Preview] No.236712 del
Wax it!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:03:34 [Preview] No.236713 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:03:49 [Preview] No.236714 del
they dont like me full stop

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:05:04 [Preview] No.236715 del
What is your mummybot's recipe for potato salad neets?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:05:14 [Preview] No.236716 del
That's a good idea too

Only got a 4kg bag of spuds

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:05:26 [Preview] No.236717 del
What do people mean when they say they are going to shave their balls? You can shave the hair above your dick and at the base of the shaft. But it is too tricky to shave the actual scrotum itself. I have cut myself trying.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:06:08 [Preview] No.236718 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:07:12 [Preview] No.236719 del
>Only got a 4kg bag of spuds
You will need to add 26kg of mayonnaise then.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:07:43 [Preview] No.236720 del
youtube has howtos
think you're supposed to soak in the bath and then get each nut to kind of pop through your hand making a white power sign so the skin is taut or something

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:07:49 [Preview] No.236721 del
I usually add boiled eggs, cooked bacon and green onion. Some recipes call for celery but I say no to that.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:07:50 [Preview] No.236722 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:07:57 [Preview] No.236723 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:08:43 [Preview] No.236724 del
I agree with you on the celery question. Its crunch has no place in a soft creamy potato salad.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:09:22 [Preview] No.236725 del
One day the NEETs love the celery the next it's shit
Fickle bloody NEETs

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:09:46 [Preview] No.236726 del
Potatoes, boiled eggs chopped up, chopped ham, sliced apples with lemon juice to stop them from browning, mayonaisse, sour cream, peas, salt and pepper

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:09:56 [Preview] No.236727 del
Or you could use an electric razor I guess

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:10:19 [Preview] No.236728 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:10:43 [Preview] No.236729 del
I'm sure you think you're more like Dolph on the right when you're really more like the fella on the left.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:10:45 [Preview] No.236730 del
yeah but that could go worse than a razor if you get skin caught

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:12:02 [Preview] No.236733 del
Thank you that helps.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:12:43 [Preview] No.236734 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:12:44 [Preview] No.236735 del
I just don't agree with it in a tater salad

Will have to try apple. I enjoy it in a coleslaw.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:12:49 [Preview] No.236736 del
I have cut myself many times trying.
I don't think there's another way.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:12:56 [Preview] No.236737 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.236738 del
Southern Italian detected.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:13:29 [Preview] No.236739 del
Hearty kek.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:00 [Preview] No.236740 del
Very deep question. Give me six months to ponder it.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:03 [Preview] No.236741 del
m8, it has to have vegetables in it to qualify as salad. Peas are the least offensive.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:05 [Preview] No.236742 del
if the guard is only adjustable from 3mm-6mm, how does this not leave one with porcupine nuts?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:20 [Preview] No.236743 del
Damn, you got me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:27 [Preview] No.236744 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:14:44 [Preview] No.236745 del
I have no idea tbqh, my balls are staying hairy
whore will still suck on them

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:15:31 [Preview] No.236746 del
Fickle my celery stick.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:16:19 [Preview] No.236747 del
Potato and spring onion is all you need.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:16:25 [Preview] No.236748 del
>Give me six months to ponder it.
Will you need to be held accountable to this date, as a NEET could keep track.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:17:03 [Preview] No.236749 del
That dumbass cruisey didn't give enough information to calculate the value of 10k

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:17:22 [Preview] No.236750 del
>Can't even properly see
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qYS0EeaAUMw [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:18:11 [Preview] No.236751 del
Why are you calculating my value?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:18:20 [Preview] No.236752 del
How much is a Cruisey?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:18:35 [Preview] No.236753 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:18:47 [Preview] No.236754 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z_Spct66Nhw [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:19:38 [Preview] No.236755 del
lmao "gonads in a nut shell"

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:19:38 [Preview] No.236756 del
You are just watching that because of the Poojeta.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:19:51 [Preview] No.236757 del
I might do a sleep soon.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:20:07 [Preview] No.236758 del
You do trim the pubes first with scissors?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:20:17 [Preview] No.236759 del
That other NEET did NOT end up tracking Weber down and sucking him off against his will three months later just for the record

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:20:18 [Preview] No.236760 del
It came up when I searched for that trimmer.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:20:34 [Preview] No.236761 del
also I hate them now

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:20:50 [Preview] No.236762 del
*that I know of

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:11 [Preview] No.236763 del
he did track me down
he backed out when he saw my unkempt nutsack

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.236764 del
I was disappointed by that NEET's commitment tbqh

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:27 [Preview] No.236765 del
Fickle bloody NEETs
Always with the fickleing

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.236766 del
No you don't.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:40 [Preview] No.236767 del
You do not. You just need better model.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:21:52 [Preview] No.236768 del
Don't be silly m8. Never had a fruit salad?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:22:10 [Preview] No.236769 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:22:13 [Preview] No.236770 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:22:22 [Preview] No.236771 del
His failure is immortalised as a board header FOREVOR

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:22:58 [Preview] No.236772 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W6OaYPVueW4 [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:23:14 [Preview] No.236773 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:23:44 [Preview] No.236774 del
I'll give ya tree fiddy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:23:57 [Preview] No.236775 del
Straight in with clippers.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:24:02 [Preview] No.236776 del
A negative number has no real root.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:24:43 [Preview] No.236777 del
Were you that NEET.?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:24:48 [Preview] No.236778 del
He did it just wasn't against his will.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:24:59 [Preview] No.236779 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:25:18 [Preview] No.236780 del
Shitty driveway.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:25:48 [Preview] No.236781 del
Film shaving your nads.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:26:19 [Preview] No.236782 del
You need to shave that too.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:04 [Preview] No.236783 del
That is an insult to nuro and to a lesser extent monaro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:07 [Preview] No.236784 del
Quadruple amputation.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:10 [Preview] No.236785 del
I was not, I was a disappointed onlooker

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:18 [Preview] No.236786 del
I have caught up.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:41 [Preview] No.236787 del
>thinking about bek's golden triangle...

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:42 [Preview] No.236788 del
Quadruple ejaculation.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:27:50 [Preview] No.236789 del
Marsupial computation.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:28:25 [Preview] No.236790 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:28:34 [Preview] No.236791 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:28:39 [Preview] No.236792 del
I want more (you)'s
Go and catch up again

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:28:43 [Preview] No.236793 del
Where are my (you)s?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:29:34 [Preview] No.236795 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:30:00 [Preview] No.236796 del
I like to think that all the (you)'s I deserved but did not receive went to Terrence.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:30:21 [Preview] No.236797 del
Yet so far behind compared to your peers

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:30:26 [Preview] No.236798 del
Hello, nice to meet me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:31:01 [Preview] No.236799 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:31:22 [Preview] No.236800 del
Terrence never received a single (you), that's what ended up killing him.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:31:47 [Preview] No.236801 del
He needs them more than (you) m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:31:50 [Preview] No.236802 del
Poor bugger, he died for want of a (you)

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:32:36 [Preview] No.236803 del
I hope Wizzy resurrects Terrence with some epic quints one day

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:32:59 [Preview] No.236804 del
Secret gayness.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.236806 del
I'll bugger you.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:33:24 [Preview] No.236807 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:33:51 [Preview] No.236808 del
Have a (you) from the distant past.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:33:59 [Preview] No.236809 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:03 [Preview] No.236810 del
Barbara Palvin sucked my cock for a bottle of horse milk.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:31 [Preview] No.236811 del
It was webby milk.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:33 [Preview] No.236812 del
Webby overwhelmed my balls with multiple ejaculation queries.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:50 [Preview] No.236813 del
Should males below 6 feet even be considered males?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:55 [Preview] No.236814 del
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I can't believe he's gone.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:34:59 [Preview] No.236815 del
That sends NEETs to a thread that doesn't exist...

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:35:32 [Preview] No.236816 del
Males, yes.
But not men.
I secretly wish women were taller then men. I want nothing more than a 6'4" wife.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:36:00 [Preview] No.236817 del
The post hasn't even been made yet.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:36:10 [Preview] No.236818 del
Some of that was me using a proxy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:36:32 [Preview] No.236819 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.236820 del
That's why, it thinks it's a thread and tries linking to it.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:36:51 [Preview] No.236821 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:37:00 [Preview] No.236822 del
Webby did an SQL injection straight into my arse once.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:37:08 [Preview] No.236823 del
tall woman generally have cavernous vaginas

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:38:00 [Preview] No.236824 del
180 isn't even 5'11".
That is still a KYS height.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.236825 del
webby is 5'6 or 5'7

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:38:34 [Preview] No.236826 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:39:05 [Preview] No.236827 del
I have a cavernous arse.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:39:53 [Preview] No.236828 del
>isn't even 5'11".
Are you a seppo?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:40:13 [Preview] No.236829 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:40:18 [Preview] No.236830 del
We know.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:41:08 [Preview] No.236831 del
At least in SA we always give human height in feet and inches for informal things. Weight is in kg.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:41:14 [Preview] No.236832 del
Webby's presence makes him 6'5"

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:41:28 [Preview] No.236833 del
Still obsessed with her I see

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:41:42 [Preview] No.236834 del
That's the case in all of Australia, I think that NEET is a for*igner, or worse, Victorian.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:41:57 [Preview] No.236835 del
That fucking Pajeet stopped seeding the torrent at 95%

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:42:21 [Preview] No.236836 del
pajeet always win
i hate them

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:42:26 [Preview] No.236837 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:42:36 [Preview] No.236838 del
I am fractionally over 5'11"
I claim manliness

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:42:56 [Preview] No.236839 del
Some very beautiful tall women in tennis

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:43:26 [Preview] No.236840 del
Terrible run. Felt like a weak fat fuck. Only managed 2km and it was half walking.
Not sure why. Knees were kind of sore from the dumbells.
Might have been the whole jar of peanut butter I've had today. Might have been the heat.

Oaties feel like a bit of an inevitability.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:43:29 [Preview] No.236841 del
Lies, all beautiful women are tiny.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:44:09 [Preview] No.236842 del
Poofter sport.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:44:29 [Preview] No.236843 del
Seppo news events

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:44:48 [Preview] No.236844 del
Tennis isn't that bad

Only proper gay cunts play soccer

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:44:57 [Preview] No.236845 del
Are you a bit out of practice?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:45:33 [Preview] No.236846 del
Most sports do involve men leaping on each other a lot

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:45:51 [Preview] No.236848 del
Sir wants bobs and vagene before giving the last 5%

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:46:13 [Preview] No.236849 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:46:33 [Preview] No.236850 del
post pigs

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:46:35 [Preview] No.236851 del
Bindi's boobs bigger best

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:46:37 [Preview] No.236852 del
Have those Oaties Monk. You can always get back into the running at a later date. Give yourself a break.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:01 [Preview] No.236853 del
My arse is carnivorous.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.236854 del
just go to bed mongk

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.236855 del

Where are all the judgemental roastie fucks now huh
22 years old, she's basically a child

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:26 [Preview] No.236857 del
Her arms and hands are not as attractive as the rest of her.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:26 [Preview] No.236856 del
That would have been OUR NEETbaby if the bitch had shown up for the gangbang
I hate Bindi now

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:31 [Preview] No.236858 del
ugly seppo whore

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:36 [Preview] No.236859 del
i bet bindi has gross old pepperoni nipples

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:47:49 [Preview] No.236860 del
Nuro and I do a lot of fun things when the weather warms up.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.236861 del
bindi poos

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:48:44 [Preview] No.236862 del
You and Nuro should have a competition to see which of you can go the longest without posting.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:48:56 [Preview] No.236863 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:49:19 [Preview] No.236864 del
>basically a child

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.236865 del
hey honey bunny

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:49:46 [Preview] No.236866 del
shut up you queer

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:50:33 [Preview] No.236867 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:50:38 [Preview] No.236868 del
RIP her Dancing With The Stars-era body

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:50:56 [Preview] No.236869 del
Bindi milk

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:52:07 [Preview] No.236870 del
I assume she didn't take old mate Chandlers name?

Piss poor buddy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:52:13 [Preview] No.236871 del
She is not to set foot on the Compound the vile skank

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:53:03 [Preview] No.236872 del
Mitch Dowd.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:53:15 [Preview] No.236873 del
Mong server pilled.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.236874 del
I suspect it's just The Hungarian and the BO hate me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:54:03 [Preview] No.236875 del
ear wax

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:54:33 [Preview] No.236876 del
no its actually the real nuro.... absolute shite day at work boss with broken leg has suddenly decided he doe not need pain killers anymore and has turned psychotic with actual pain.... FFS i am thinking taking a few days off to let him fix stew in his own juices

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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:55:18 [Preview] No.236878 del
Your boss is wanking in the stew?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:55:37 [Preview] No.236879 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:55:48 [Preview] No.236880 del
Why have we been posting so frequently lately?
It's basically a thread a day.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:55:57 [Preview] No.236881 del
>boss with broken leg has suddenly decided he doe not need pain killers anymore
Did he decide that or did you?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:56:02 [Preview] No.236882 del
I'm back

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:56:40 [Preview] No.236883 del
Ah, Nuro got fired for eating all his bosses pills.
That makes sense.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.236884 del
shut up

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:57:34 [Preview] No.236885 del
I recall a four thread day once on 8chan

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:57:46 [Preview] No.236886 del
This didn’t come with a disclaimer, so we can only assume this was the real Possum.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:58:26 [Preview] No.236887 del
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Would one of these be a good buy do you think NEETs?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:58:44 [Preview] No.236888 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:58:47 [Preview] No.236889 del
Let the record show Possum is firmly opposed to Bindi.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:59:09 [Preview] No.236890 del
Hi Nuro. Sorry to hear your boss is on the rag.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.236891 del
If they’re the ones with the recent cult following, then yes. Probably.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:59:48 [Preview] No.236892 del
If you cook a lot yeah
Looks pretty handy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 07:59:54 [Preview] No.236893 del
I just watched Cheesey's latest video. He sounds great. He doesn't have that whiny depressed tone any more. Sounds like a proper man now.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:00:04 [Preview] No.236894 del
he's most likely exaggerating

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.236895 del
A clever NEET could rig up some sort of wanking device with the rotation.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:01:30 [Preview] No.236896 del
You can get them cheaper, I cooked a chook on mine a few weeks ago on the rotisserie and it took 3.5 hours to cook because there is no lid to keep the heat in.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:01:35 [Preview] No.236897 del
Nuro had to be reminded to do something at work and took it the wrong way.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.236898 del
Our boy Cheesey done got grown up

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:02:27 [Preview] No.236899 del
He never did tell us if he boned she who shall not be named.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:02:46 [Preview] No.236900 del
wouldn't be surprised

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:02:50 [Preview] No.236901 del
>took it the wrong way
He needs to save that for the toilet block after work

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:03:33 [Preview] No.236902 del
no its been a debacle from the start he refused oxy the doctors prescribed, then refused the codeine i reccomended (even though he wanted morphine and thats what it is)

then settled on some pissy dose of tramadol and now thats no longer effective (tollerance) and now has just decided to quit.... this situation is beyond bullshit and has not payed me for multiple jobs either

feeling i need to walk away from this all its gonna fuck the entire shop be he cant treat employes like this

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:03:45 [Preview] No.236903 del
If he did there would be much reeeee'ing from the fans

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:04:19 [Preview] No.236904 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.236905 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:04:48 [Preview] No.236906 del
Are you an employee or a contractor or a partner? Situation seems to change.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:05:21 [Preview] No.236907 del
you get the stupid fuckwad award for talking bullshit

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:05:21 [Preview] No.236908 del
im on wftd

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:05:24 [Preview] No.236909 del
Chadcake NEET

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:05:54 [Preview] No.236910 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:06:02 [Preview] No.236911 del
The slower the better.

>You can get them cheaper
Where at m8?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:06:12 [Preview] No.236912 del
I'm going to the flagship Coles at their corporate headquarters.

Gonna try and find some wifebeaters because I somehow lost heaps of my clothes.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.236913 del
nuro can't keep track

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:06:22 [Preview] No.236914 del
Sleazecake NEET

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:07:09 [Preview] No.236915 del
My Coles has wifebeaters
I'm wearing one now

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.236916 del
>has not payed me for multiple jobs
That is no good. You should use your experience to start your own workshop business now Nuro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.236917 del
nuro wants a wife to beat

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:07:58 [Preview] No.236918 del
Why does nothing show-up when I put my cursor over the black box?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:08:30 [Preview] No.236919 del
smelly nurostick

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:08:41 [Preview] No.236920 del
You need a platinum account for that

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:11:33 [Preview] No.236921 del
They both love you, especially the Hungarian.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:12:03 [Preview] No.236922 del
so get a reassignment (if you'll pardon the pun)

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:12:49 [Preview] No.236923 del
i had gender reassignment surgery once

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:13:01 [Preview] No.236924 del
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Watch her whip. Then watch her nae nae.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.236925 del
I prefer the ones with the lid.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:14:51 [Preview] No.236926 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:16:42 [Preview] No.236927 del
He did offer me some buttered bread once ...

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:18:17 [Preview] No.236928 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:18:31 [Preview] No.236929 del
Which lid?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:19:35 [Preview] No.236930 del
A whole lamb cooked with the lid on dripping with a mix is lovely.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:19:47 [Preview] No.236931 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:20:15 [Preview] No.236932 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:20:52 [Preview] No.236933 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.236934 del
I was going to say Bunnings, but the prices have gone up by the look of things,if I got another one I would get one with a lid.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:21:40 [Preview] No.236935 del
Now I want her more than ever.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.236936 del
>im on wftd
why'd you pretend to be a wagie?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:22:00 [Preview] No.236937 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:22:41 [Preview] No.236938 del
You may not have Her, Posso has spoken.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:23:03 [Preview] No.236939 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.236940 del
He was imitating NK

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:24:00 [Preview] No.236941 del
How's Helen?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.236942 del
Who's Helen?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:26:49 [Preview] No.236943 del
dog knot

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:28:02 [Preview] No.236944 del
short posts

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:28:23 [Preview] No.236945 del
It's her Birthday tomorrow.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:28:52 [Preview] No.236946 del
You made that post stick out further

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:30:08 [Preview] No.236947 del
Perhaps we will make a thread for her.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:30:14 [Preview] No.236948 del
I had it firmly tucked into my neet underpants thankyou.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:32:04 [Preview] No.236949 del
Chook Choof Cage Edition.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:33:50 [Preview] No.236950 del
Cruisey is Helen laying eggs regularly?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:34:40 [Preview] No.236951 del
No he strokes her.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:34:47 [Preview] No.236952 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:35:31 [Preview] No.236953 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:35:42 [Preview] No.236954 del
Enjoying a refreshing Pilk.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:35:50 [Preview] No.236955 del
She is fertile for an old boiler.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:36:08 [Preview] No.236956 del
We used to get my friends chicken stoned and put grain on a foam surfboard and then laugh when it got it's head stuck
Kinda fucked up but it was funny

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:36:18 [Preview] No.236957 del
What is pilk?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:37:09 [Preview] No.236958 del
Pepsi and milk.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:37:10 [Preview] No.236959 del
The stoned part is pretty funny.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:37:14 [Preview] No.236960 del
Penis Milk

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:37:42 [Preview] No.236961 del
Terrance deserves more than he gets.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:37:48 [Preview] No.236962 del
I hope you're not serious

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:38:34 [Preview] No.236963 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:38:41 [Preview] No.236964 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:38:58 [Preview] No.236965 del
I can't see the (You)'s.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:39:26 [Preview] No.236966 del
You're nasty

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:39:33 [Preview] No.236967 del
It is nice frozen

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:39:55 [Preview] No.236968 del
Terrence got them.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:40:30 [Preview] No.236969 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:41:35 [Preview] No.236970 del
Actually I just remembered spiders are a similar thing so I apologise

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:42:45 [Preview] No.236971 del
>At one of his many court appearances, a lawyer for Bowden revealed both his parents were 12 when he was born.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:43:42 [Preview] No.236972 del
He is sounding good.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:47:11 [Preview] No.236973 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:48:20 [Preview] No.236974 del
I came in for a beer and found her locked inside.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:50:06 [Preview] No.236975 del
She stopped for ages but recently started again.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:50:35 [Preview] No.236976 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:50:41 [Preview] No.236977 del
Is Helen the dogs wife?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:51:35 [Preview] No.236978 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:52:01 [Preview] No.236979 del
He deserves them.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:52:16 [Preview] No.236980 del
Poor thing.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:52:45 [Preview] No.236981 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:55:17 [Preview] No.236982 del
Sex Slave

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:56:32 [Preview] No.236983 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:57:44 [Preview] No.236984 del
Chicken nuggets with sour cream and onion dip.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 08:58:18 [Preview] No.236985 del
I'd ask how they're hanging but ..

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:04:21 [Preview] No.236986 del
With aioli and chili ketchup.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:04:55 [Preview] No.236987 del
Back from my first walk in 6+ months. Just a quick 30 minute stroll around the block. Had an awkward encounter with a chick that wasn't looking so I froze until she saw I and moved out of the way. Celebrating with a beer.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.236988 del
Are those lacey underpants?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:05:33 [Preview] No.236989 del
Good effort.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:05:57 [Preview] No.236990 del
Good work neet.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:05:57 [Preview] No.236991 del
They can be.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:07:06 [Preview] No.236992 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:08:39 [Preview] No.236993 del
Even though all that shit was cancelled during the peak of 'rona in QLD. Time to add another lie to your life of lies...

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:09:51 [Preview] No.236994 del
>not getting paid

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:09:59 [Preview] No.236995 del
Got the wife beater. Exaggerates my gut more than a t-shirt.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:11:55 [Preview] No.236996 del
She was 17 in that clip you peedough

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:12:01 [Preview] No.236997 del
Whore wears mine as a dress

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:13:24 [Preview] No.236998 del
Don't care

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:14:18 [Preview] No.236999 del
Haven't seen those 4L jugs of milk in a long time.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:15:13 [Preview] No.237000 del
Well done.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:15:44 [Preview] No.237001 del
An interesting read about the people who answer the phones at Cenno

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:16:55 [Preview] No.237002 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:17:12 [Preview] No.237003 del
Think I'll have fish&chips for tea

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:17:57 [Preview] No.237004 del
Good work. I need to start going to night walks before I have dinner, never feel up for it afterwards.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.237005 del
Me either

Thank you

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:18:28 [Preview] No.237006 del
Bought a big boy tub

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:19:10 [Preview] No.237007 del
What does this camera angle mean, are you outside somewhere

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:19:33 [Preview] No.237008 del
I don't think that jar was finished properly.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:20:10 [Preview] No.237009 del
Yeah, it looks a bit faecal

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:20:40 [Preview] No.237010 del
He's trying to get a toxic palm tree spike in his other head.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:21:05 [Preview] No.237011 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:21:57 [Preview] No.237012 del
It's crunchy, something I should have noticed and avoided.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:22:04 [Preview] No.237013 del
Well thanks for that, now I'm thinking about trying peanut butter and celery

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:22:28 [Preview] No.237014 del
Top choice

Cheers. I go at night so no-one sees me. Definitely give it a try. A great way to build an appetite especially with the smells of dinners being cooked wafting from houses. I live close to a Hungry Jacks and that beefy smoke smell permeates the air quite thickly.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:22:39 [Preview] No.237015 del
Careful, the first ones free then they bump up the price.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:23:33 [Preview] No.237016 del
My tomatoes take less time to grow than celery

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:23:41 [Preview] No.237017 del
That's the main reason I used to do my walks at night, I don't want anyone seeing the beast.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:24:18 [Preview] No.237018 del
Also got some alcohol free goon.
It's pretty decent. Better than the beers I'd say.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:24:19 [Preview] No.237019 del
Looks tasty, though sticking the veg directly into the jar probably not the best idea as it could lead to contamination.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.237020 del
What brand? I've only ever had the one Coles or Woolies sell and didn't particularly like it.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:26:37 [Preview] No.237021 del
Isn't that gcuddle juice ?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.237022 del
McGuigan Zero, sav blanc.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:27:00 [Preview] No.237023 del
It means he's a degenerate exhibitionist that probably flashes his junk to passersby.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.237024 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:30:57 [Preview] No.237025 del
Straight to the arse.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:31:22 [Preview] No.237026 del
>the beast
Keep it in your pants m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:32:03 [Preview] No.237027 del

looks like you can even get non-alcoholic 'spirits' now

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:33:11 [Preview] No.237028 del
The fugg, that can't be good for you

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:34:34 [Preview] No.237029 del
Episode 1 of the new season of Fear The Wanking Dead is now out!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:34:57 [Preview] No.237030 del
Eat it all.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:35:20 [Preview] No.237031 del
Possum's ball stretcher.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:35:46 [Preview] No.237032 del
Embracing nature.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.237033 del
Monaro drinks that.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.237034 del
Don't yell at me.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:37:17 [Preview] No.237035 del
Excuse me while I go watch Bindi whip and nae nae again

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:37:58 [Preview] No.237036 del
Catch up is complete again.
Going to eat and try to watch the first episode of The Boys again.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:39:55 [Preview] No.237037 del
Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate - Official Rambo (Kombat Pack 2) Trailer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q4rT7kU5I3g [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:40:43 [Preview] No.237038 del
Do you have hooves?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:42:30 [Preview] No.237039 del
Weber committed my arse to SVN once.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.237040 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:43:27 [Preview] No.237041 del
Off to the gym now noots.
Don't feel like it and I have a headache but I need to stop being such a boong.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:44:48 [Preview] No.237042 del
Yes ma'am

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:45:16 [Preview] No.237043 del
A shit spin off of a shit show.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:45:22 [Preview] No.237044 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:45:22 [Preview] No.237045 del
That NEET that said "before you know it you're having 20 celeries a day" was actually right
Might have to add it to the list of sOctober things I can't do

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:48:26 [Preview] No.237046 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:49:40 [Preview] No.237047 del
>Might have to add it to the list of sOctober things I can't do

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:52:47 [Preview] No.237048 del
Have a good lift m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:53:56 [Preview] No.237049 del
>tfw i noticed a girl a work has some big milkers

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:56:08 [Preview] No.237050 del
Ex-Monaro posted something on social media
I think it implies she might be moving house
Got my toes tingling and my asshole clenching out of anxiety
Fuckin need an oatie fark

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:56:50 [Preview] No.237051 del
I bet you're the same cunt that doesn't like tennis

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:57:12 [Preview] No.237052 del
Stop stalking your ex and then getting upset

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:57:34 [Preview] No.237053 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:57:42 [Preview] No.237054 del
>he actually likes TWD franchise

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:58:04 [Preview] No.237055 del
Stay safe and good luck.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:58:29 [Preview] No.237056 del
Try dipping other veg into nut butter like carrots

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:58:35 [Preview] No.237057 del
The first two episodes were ok.
I heard they don't have any straight male characters anymore.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:59:01 [Preview] No.237058 del
>nut butter

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:59:03 [Preview] No.237059 del
Gay fortunes.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:59:21 [Preview] No.237060 del
Consume my nut butter NEETs

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 09:59:23 [Preview] No.237061 del
>the first two episodes
And how many episodes has there been since then?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:00:17 [Preview] No.237062 del
I dunno, 128 ?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:00:28 [Preview] No.237063 del
Consume my arse.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:00:57 [Preview] No.237064 del
2/128 episodes are good. Wow, what a great show!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:01:12 [Preview] No.237065 del
Will you dip your arse in nut butter?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:01:49 [Preview] No.237066 del
Fuck off cunt I'm on your side
Actually fuck it, I'm gonna like that show now out of spite

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:01:59 [Preview] No.237067 del
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Just read about the flat earth fact. How could I have been going through life all this time as a sphere cuck? I thought I was smart.

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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:02:54 [Preview] No.237069 del
The Walking dead sure is great.
I love the episodes where they sit around talking about their feelings and nothing happens.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:04:44 [Preview] No.237070 del
I don't believe anything behind me exists

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:04:45 [Preview] No.237071 del
Don't forget about when a stealth zombies appear from behind trees.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:06:07 [Preview] No.237072 del
No spoilers please.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:08:04 [Preview] No.237073 del
Myself and Nuro live by these words.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:10:42 [Preview] No.237074 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:11:25 [Preview] No.237075 del
*I and

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:12:00 [Preview] No.237076 del
Flat-Earth-pill me

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:12:36 [Preview] No.237077 del
I wonder how many ESL NEETs we have here.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:13:10 [Preview] No.237078 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:13:39 [Preview] No.237079 del
You won't think that when NK sneaks up behind you.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:14:35 [Preview] No.237080 del
Do you chew the cud?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:15:41 [Preview] No.237081 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:16:45 [Preview] No.237082 del
I am Nuro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:17:11 [Preview] No.237084 del
No! I am Nuro!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:17:31 [Preview] No.237085 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:17:51 [Preview] No.237086 del
She's moving to the CBD.
Shitey will probably fucking steal my girl

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:18:02 [Preview] No.237087 del
Me far right.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:18:21 [Preview] No.237088 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:18:39 [Preview] No.237089 del
>my girl

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:18:47 [Preview] No.237090 del
Will you move to be closer to her?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:18:56 [Preview] No.237091 del
Knew I'd seen it before

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:19:50 [Preview] No.237092 del
I stopped stalking my ex when she had a baby

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:22:24 [Preview] No.237093 del
I shouldn't have messaged her.

Fuck I'm such a mong.
FUCK I thought I was starting to get over her.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:23:05 [Preview] No.237094 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:24:35 [Preview] No.237095 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:25:01 [Preview] No.237096 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:25:35 [Preview] No.237097 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and nice.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:25:59 [Preview] No.237098 del
I took two temazepam tablets tonight as I forgot to restock yesterday

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:27:29 [Preview] No.237099 del
Goodnight fellas.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:32:59 [Preview] No.237100 del
Sitting here with my gut comingo ut of the wife beater, burping up peanut butter gasses and drinking fake wine.
Just what the fuck have I become.

>that feel when psychotically depressed and regretful

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:33:34 [Preview] No.237101 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:35:14 [Preview] No.237102 del
Isn't wife beater just the Seppo word for a singlet?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:39:29 [Preview] No.237103 del
>tfw no wife beater
Nothing but 5xl tshirts. Can't even have a singlet like a real man.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:39:29 [Preview] No.237104 del
Might just go to bed.
Was gonna go for a cruise but I just keep refreshing the board which is terribly depressing.

Later cunts

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:40:13 [Preview] No.237105 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:41:00 [Preview] No.237106 del
Stop using American terms for things.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:50:05 [Preview] No.237107 del
Fukn coolite surfboards. the kind where you fix a hole with resin and the hole gets bigger.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:52:17 [Preview] No.237108 del
noice, use mirrors to hide the fact she's short and fat with a face like a rice pudding.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:52:41 [Preview] No.237109 del
sorry pal.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:56:15 [Preview] No.237110 del
Gay riches.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 10:58:35 [Preview] No.237111 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:11:24 [Preview] No.237112 del
Yeah, time to go to bed. Maybe life will be different tomorrow.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:13:27 [Preview] No.237113 del
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The fish&chip shop should not be next to Craig

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:16:18 [Preview] No.237114 del
Feeling very relaxed after two temazepams

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:18:00 [Preview] No.237115 del
Those fat chips look delicious

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:28:43 [Preview] No.237116 del
Go to bed.

I just took my seroquel and I'm gonna go to bed before I feel super tired like a good boy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:30:45 [Preview] No.237117 del
They were very nice,damn near perfect.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:49:30 [Preview] No.237118 del
Which lobe.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:53:23 [Preview] No.237119 del
U big stinky dumb dumbs.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 11:59:14 [Preview] No.237120 del
i’m a worthless piece of shit

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:05:12 [Preview] No.237121 del
A fresh, seaside breeze passing through a moon-lit Gold Coast public toilet on a warm Summer's night.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:07:36 [Preview] No.237122 del
CeleryNEET done gonna make me buy a head of celery at me next grocery shop

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:09:24 [Preview] No.237123 del
I'm a rhubarb NEET.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:13:37 [Preview] No.237124 del
Watching Black Sails.
Pretty sure piracy probably included less lesbian sex but I'll let that pass.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:15:35 [Preview] No.237125 del
Weber balls.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 12:39:02 [Preview] No.237126 del
Maybe we could have the NEET commune in the North Korean countryside.
Picture of Webby from the 40s.
Bit disappointing body to be honest.
The Tooronga one? That one is a bit shit, they had a kosher section in there too the last time I was there.
Some of you NEETs need to have your mummybots keep the kitchen under lock and key.
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, spent 2 hours of the day dealing with a super account from when I was a wagie, then went for a long walk and had some pajeet food for dinner, watching some true crime shit on youtube now.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 13:17:10 [Preview] No.237127 del
abbo angus

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 13:19:06 [Preview] No.237128 del
wobbo wangus

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 13:53:20 [Preview] No.237129 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 17:51:09 [Preview] No.237130 del
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Morning early bird neets. Another day, another chance to be who you wanted to be. Do you have any plans for it?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 18:46:03 [Preview] No.237131 del
I'm going to watch some lectures and then complete the assigned questions from the booklet.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 18:54:23 [Preview] No.237132 del
Myself and Nuro included have always been early birds.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 19:42:09 [Preview] No.237133 del
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Morning NEETs.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:15:13 [Preview] No.237134 del
Good morning NEETs.

>Do you have any plans for it?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:20:18 [Preview] No.237135 del
Gonna start seriously studying for the oscp today, starting with buffer overflows.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:24:57 [Preview] No.237136 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:25:48 [Preview] No.237137 del
Poisonous leaf.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:27:56 [Preview] No.237138 del
Goo morning friends.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:32:16 [Preview] No.237139 del
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>Do you have any plans for it?
wank it away

you dun goofed up there mate

they do nothing for me. need diazepam

>went for a long walk
that's one good thing about shitbourne
walking around is cozy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:32:47 [Preview] No.237140 del
Goooood morning neeterinos
Awake after 7, think I needed a little sleep in after last week oncall

I predict some overtime at the wage today. Already went through some stuff with my boss at 8 last night. Some things were raised to the COO and have been passed to me, woe!

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:33:46 [Preview] No.237141 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:34:35 [Preview] No.237142 del
>they do nothing for me. need diazepam
Interesting, I'm the opposite

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:37:29 [Preview] No.237143 del
Morning. I'm up late too.
I need to pull my finger out.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:38:25 [Preview] No.237145 del
well you're lucky
doctors are hesitant to prescribe diazepam

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:40:41 [Preview] No.237146 del
Good morning.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:40:59 [Preview] No.237147 del
>Inside the life of Australia Post chief executive who has spent thousands on a corporate credit card and has a chauffeur to drive her around

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:43:28 [Preview] No.237148 del
Might have a morning run.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:43:46 [Preview] No.237149 del
>Furious Melbourne locals launch into heated stoush with orthodox Jews as they accuse them of breaking the city's harsh lockdown laws

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:45:09 [Preview] No.237150 del
Is it any good as a series?

Have no use.

Have you signed up, or are you just studying the things the OSCP touches on?


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:45:27 [Preview] No.237151 del
Why are Australia's security services a joke
>Scott Morrison is abused and chased by pro-refugee protesters who splashed his car with red paint - as PM is forced to make escape in back of a police van

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:46:21 [Preview] No.237152 del
It's unudda shoah

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:47:24 [Preview] No.237153 del
If his security detail start cracking skulls, how do you think the press are going to report on it?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:47:31 [Preview] No.237154 del
I like the video because the little one runs after that soy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:50:14 [Preview] No.237155 del
It should be in the same manner that the US Secret Services responds to threats. None of those fuckers are going to pay to fix that car that is probably as a custom BMW is going at least $10k and or any repairs to the university property because it is a protest. Cracking their skulls could have been payment.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:52:59 [Preview] No.237156 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:56:21 [Preview] No.237157 del
surprised the chosen are wearing masks

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 20:58:29 [Preview] No.237158 del
G'morning NEETs
Nearly pooed the bed,had to run to the dunny.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:00:22 [Preview] No.237159 del
eat more muesli bars

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:00:33 [Preview] No.237160 del
mother fucked skipped my good morning

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:01:01 [Preview] No.237161 del
Good fine morning to you, Poopy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:03:34 [Preview] No.237162 del
notice the zogbot police "found no violation", despite the video evidence

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:06:21 [Preview] No.237163 del
Sorry m8,where was yours?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:08:12 [Preview] No.237164 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:08:25 [Preview] No.237165 del
I take that back,you get no good morning for insulting my drinking habits

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:08:33 [Preview] No.237166 del
I plan on getting KFC for lunch

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:08:53 [Preview] No.237167 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:09:30 [Preview] No.237168 del
>you dun goofed up there mate

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:10:38 [Preview] No.237169 del
Don't take klonozepam, it is walking death in a pill

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:10:45 [Preview] No.237170 del
Oh alright, g'morning you ice hating bastard

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:11:51 [Preview] No.237171 del
>Have you signed up, or are you just studying the things the OSCP touches on?
Just studying, I'm a poorfag so I can't afford to repeat the exam or rent the labs for any longer than necessary.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:12:53 [Preview] No.237172 del
might have an aldi pizza myself

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:13:22 [Preview] No.237173 del
Can you pick up 30 pieces of original recipe for me? Thanks m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:15:03 [Preview] No.237174 del
Shit sorry m8,I was looking at the wrong post
This is a confusing morning

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:15:17 [Preview] No.237175 del
yeah it is pretty pricey

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:15:59 [Preview] No.237176 del
The PM being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon. OOF!

With a killer headache.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:17:10 [Preview] No.237177 del
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Stop eating take away.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:18:21 [Preview] No.237178 del
Gov will have to buy a new beamer now. That one is clearly a write-off.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:19:25 [Preview] No.237179 del
I want to steal Vargs beard

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:20:31 [Preview] No.237180 del
Every other world leader gets around in a saphire black car. Our dumb dumbs keep buying white ones.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:22:00 [Preview] No.237181 del
Classic Sutherland Council:
>Killjoy council BANS homemade bike jumps and threatens to destroy them - as furious parents say authorities are listening to a vocal minority and stopping kids from playing outdoors

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:22:14 [Preview] No.237182 del
Such a racist country

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:23:23 [Preview] No.237183 del
They did that with skateboard ramps when I was a kid,went through the whole suburb and trashed them all.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:24:11 [Preview] No.237184 del
Councils aren't even a constitutionally valid form of government.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:25:29 [Preview] No.237185 del
Good. The kids fuck up the parks and give themselves traumatic brain injuries.

Their parents have busy lives and dont want to supervise, but have plenty of energy to get on normie social media to bitch about "freedoms"

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:25:36 [Preview] No.237186 del
Big gayness.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:26:59 [Preview] No.237187 del
When was the last time that happened with a one foot mound of dirt?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:27:08 [Preview] No.237188 del
>Hei guys
>Did one of you call me a folk traitor because I married a French woman?
>Explain yourself.
>90% of all Icelanders descend from Scottish and Irish thralls. I. e. Celts. Are you going to tell them to piss off and find another forum because of that?
>At least 20% of all the Scandinavian ancestors were Slavonic thralls. Should we all find another forum?
>And I am a Folk traitor because I marry a blonde and blue-eyed Frank? What is the matter with you?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:27:23 [Preview] No.237189 del
Gig bayness.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:28:13 [Preview] No.237190 del
>poo wank

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:32:02 [Preview] No.237191 del
Classic disgusting behaviour from the council.

I wish it could limit their power.

>Good. The kids fuck up the parks and give themselves traumatic brain injuries.
True, but the parents are still responsible even if they sued the council it could be argued that they are significantly responsible in their duty to provide supervision.

This council is a pain in the arse though. One complaint from a oldy who gets a sympathetic ear and they'll act. Even when there are clear instances they need to act they won't. We once had someone park in our driveway for hours and they let them off with a warning because they made it back before they wanted to act. They could taken a picture and started the process well before they arrived back to their car.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:33:04 [Preview] No.237192 del
>Are you RUINING your teeth by using too much toothpaste? Dentist reveals the amount you REALLY need when brushing - and warns that too much can cause stains and 'pits in the teeth'

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:34:03 [Preview] No.237193 del
The kids were doing that in the park where i live. They started making tracks and jumps, int he half arsed way that kids do. Cutting down trees, dumping shit from their backyards, they basically fucked the landscaping and put rubbish everywhere. Never seen their 'rents around, fukn yoga mums and lycra bike pants dads.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:34:40 [Preview] No.237194 del
Me as well as Nuro like to wear fluro.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:35:00 [Preview] No.237195 del
>Big W worker reveals how she was stalked for THREE YEARS by a customer who asked her out while she was at work before turning into a jealous monster that followed her everywhere

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:35:07 [Preview] No.237196 del
at least they weren't wasting their lives on an imageboard

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:35:07 [Preview] No.237197 del
doctor gook tells you want to do, who uses a fuckton of toothpaste anyway?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:36:02 [Preview] No.237198 del
>Me as well as
Doesn't make sense.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:37:45 [Preview] No.237199 del
sense I and I Nuro make not

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:38:57 [Preview] No.237200 del
Even less sense.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:39:08 [Preview] No.237201 del
clickbait headline
she willingly dated him, they were a couple, then he started stalking

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:39:16 [Preview] No.237202 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:39:23 [Preview] No.237203 del
>she went on a date with him

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:40:11 [Preview] No.237204 del
what a slut

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:40:31 [Preview] No.237205 del
Have another
>Face-tattooed sexual sadist who cuddled and abused a series of ex-girlfriends, controlling every aspect of their lives including when they used the TOILET is jailed for 20 years

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:42:03 [Preview] No.237206 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:42:58 [Preview] No.237207 del
Depending on the area it possibly could work.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:43:06 [Preview] No.237208 del
Fucking hell

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:43:14 [Preview] No.237209 del
Me plus Nuro have always had good times.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:43:50 [Preview] No.237210 del
If I saw that I'd go and hang out there in bogan gear just to annoy them

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:44:49 [Preview] No.237211 del
Good. Skater kids are scum.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:44:57 [Preview] No.237212 del
A collective of human beings possibly including but not limited to Nuro and myself once did something in a place I shall not mention.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:45:04 [Preview] No.237213 del
>mowing the lawn in my three piece suit

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:45:12 [Preview] No.237214 del
>muh property prices

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:45:44 [Preview] No.237215 del
This post represents the standard that should always be maintained.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:46:32 [Preview] No.237216 del
I roam the streets wearing nothing but a pair of Mitch Dowd underwear.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:47:07 [Preview] No.237217 del
There are two types of celts - the subhuman irish ones, and the master race scottish ones. It is only an accident of history that they speak related 'celtic' languages.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:47:48 [Preview] No.237218 del
I watched some shitty Australian cop drama show years back where the local council was putting out poisoned goon in the parks for the boongs to raise the property values

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:48:33 [Preview] No.237219 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:48:40 [Preview] No.237220 del
You ignore all the French then?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:48:58 [Preview] No.237221 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:49:45 [Preview] No.237222 del
goon+laxatives+boongs= lol

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:51:56 [Preview] No.237223 del
If you're descended from the french nobility, you're ok. Any other kind of french are buttholeline white at best. See the writings of Arthur de Gobineau for details.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:54:55 [Preview] No.237224 del
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Queensland, for instance, was mainly settled by scots, while the irish immigrated to the other states.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:56:07 [Preview] No.237225 del
Sounds like someone could not even pull off an ollie as a kid

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:57:59 [Preview] No.237226 del
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>3-piece feed*

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:58:26 [Preview] No.237227 del
Bet his mummybot wouldn't let him ride a skateboard

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 21:59:13 [Preview] No.237228 del
>See the writings of Arthur de Gobineau for details
I shall not.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:01:36 [Preview] No.237229 del
Possum rode his skateboard into my ankles once.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:04:01 [Preview] No.237230 del
He whacked my shins with his scooter once.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:05:36 [Preview] No.237231 del
Did he fetch you an ice pack?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.237232 del
Myself the other NEET and Nuro are all highly respected at the local skatepark.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:07:15 [Preview] No.237233 del
He wrapped a ball stretcher around my ankle.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:08:06 [Preview] No.237234 del
Lundgren actually lived in Sydney before he started acting.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:08:14 [Preview] No.237235 del
Did it still have balls in it?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:10:37 [Preview] No.237236 del
They were too cool for a dork like me. Was briefly into bike-riding the local skate bowl. Never learned any tricks though. Going down it was scary enough.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:12:49 [Preview] No.237237 del
No-one will mess with you at that skatepark if you say you know Nuro

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:13:23 [Preview] No.237238 del
But I bet he wasn't born there, now was he?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:18:08 [Preview] No.237239 del
Leather balls.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:21:03 [Preview] No.237240 del
Where's the based one this morning

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:23:01 [Preview] No.237241 del
If you mention his name too many times he will not appear.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:23:45 [Preview] No.237242 del
Monk is based

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:24:27 [Preview] No.237243 del
monk is a chonky boy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:25:18 [Preview] No.237244 del
ringing his jsp to get of wftd

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:26:05 [Preview] No.237245 del
Monk's HPV-ridden anus twitches when it senses danger.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:26:31 [Preview] No.237246 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:31:13 [Preview] No.237247 del
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>The teen said he started dressing as a punk when he was about 12-years-old and now he's a star on social media with 55,000 followers on Tik Tok

>And while so far Mr Daniels still hasn't heard from any potential employers in Queensland, he's now been offered a job in Western Australia, but he's waiting out for an opportunity closer to home

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:33:27 [Preview] No.237248 del
i dont care what he looks like, Can he shitpost?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:34:01 [Preview] No.237249 del
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big pussy

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:34:56 [Preview] No.237250 del
penty of weird lookin cunts in infosec, but i'm guesing he isn't cut out for it

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:36:49 [Preview] No.237251 del
Woke up to multiple strongly worded e-mails because my co-workers have, yet again, fucked up things that I have explained multiple times.

Its true

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:37:43 [Preview] No.237252 del
kek did he escape?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:38:40 [Preview] No.237253 del
Yeah, took the idiot six (6) minutes to realise there were a plethora of rocks around him. Threw one and it took off.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:39:16 [Preview] No.237254 del
So reply-all with your own strongly worded message, pointing out your instructions and your colleagues' idiocy.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:40:57 [Preview] No.237255 del
This >>237254 Pajeet is trying to shift the blame. Don't let him.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:41:41 [Preview] No.237256 del
4000° PLASMA LIGHTSABER BUILD (RETRACTABLE BLADE!). Skip to the 17-minute mark to see it in action*

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xC6J4T_hUKg [Embed]

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:43:45 [Preview] No.237257 del
Watched that the other day. Waiting for the day these idiots accidentally ignite the welding hoses.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:51:09 [Preview] No.237258 del
Don't let him weasel out of it. And if he's a repeat offender or way out of his depth, point that stuff out. Sure, you might take some heat for hurting his feelings publicly, but if it's all factual you can't really get in trouble.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:54:53 [Preview] No.237260 del
That's not a bad idea.
Next time I'll CC the whole team and my manager and go to town on the fucking retards who can't perform basic requirements of their job.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:56:15 [Preview] No.237261 del
I do gently call them out but nothing will ever come of it.
This retard in particular is just too far gone. I'm 90% sure he's a pisshead and he basically can't remember shit that happened yesterday.
This old boomer cunt literally prints out lists of IP addresses instead of using Ctrl+F. I hate the cunt.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 22:59:19 [Preview] No.237262 del
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Guess where I'm going.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:05:26 [Preview] No.237264 del
what happened to that neet that was gonna eat beans and get big?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:05:56 [Preview] No.237265 del
Open door poo plops again

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:07:27 [Preview] No.237267 del
Or take off a finger/hand/and/or arm

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:08:03 [Preview] No.237268 del
Pretty scary when it goes into pounce mode

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:09:34 [Preview] No.237269 del
To Dan?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:10:26 [Preview] No.237270 del
Lots of people are saying that was just a mummybot cougar trying to scare him off from her cubs, rather than trying to take him down.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:13:44 [Preview] No.237271 del
He got big farts

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:13:53 [Preview] No.237272 del
If it in Burgerland post parks warn about particular seasons, what to do and where to avoid. Natural selection works well for those who ignore all of the above.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:14:45 [Preview] No.237273 del
Thank you for this pepe

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:15:09 [Preview] No.237274 del
The celery has interfered with my well Metamucil’d poos

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:16:08 [Preview] No.237275 del
Could be done of the peanut butter. Peanuts are not the best foods for cholesterol.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:16:34 [Preview] No.237276 del
I thought it might get some use around here.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:17:34 [Preview] No.237277 del

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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:18:28 [Preview] No.237279 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:18:37 [Preview] No.237280 del
'ello 'ello

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:18:37 [Preview] No.237281 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:19:19 [Preview] No.237282 del
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I succeeded, and now I'm currently looking to sell my success story to the media. A reality tv show may be in the works - can't say anything more right now.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:20:01 [Preview] No.237283 del
Well Terrence'd

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:20:10 [Preview] No.237284 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:22:36 [Preview] No.237285 del
I would like to punch him in the face repeatedly

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:24:31 [Preview] No.237286 del
Feel like smoking cones and bullying my retarded coworkers.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:25:15 [Preview] No.237287 del
You need to add a Sperg in there.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:26:17 [Preview] No.237288 del
The best type of bullying comes from a position of moral highground. You need to be sober.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:28:00 [Preview] No.237289 del
Feel like smoking cones and bullying my retarded little brother.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:32:54 [Preview] No.237291 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:33:48 [Preview] No.237292 del
took me a moment

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:34:02 [Preview] No.237293 del
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extremely low quality image

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:34:39 [Preview] No.237294 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:34:48 [Preview] No.237295 del
oi get back to wftd

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:35:07 [Preview] No.237296 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:35:54 [Preview] No.237297 del
I ran out of pepes sorry m8

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:37:32 [Preview] No.237298 del
You did a great job, regardless.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:37:50 [Preview] No.237299 del
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I wasn't included there either.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:38:02 [Preview] No.237300 del
What if we delet Nuro?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:38:16 [Preview] No.237301 del
*double yawn*


NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:39:01 [Preview] No.237302 del
well hauled / cooking neet?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:39:10 [Preview] No.237303 del
yeah your wftd at the bike shop

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:41:08 [Preview] No.237304 del
He's going to claim that's not true now.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:43:49 [Preview] No.237305 del
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NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:44:26 [Preview] No.237306 del
Bloody hell, sorry
which NEET?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.237307 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:50:38 [Preview] No.237308 del
Might do some things today

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:50:52 [Preview] No.237309 del
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I was clear from the begging i have a NEIS business grant. Which means i still get job keeper benifit but can earn money too while creating my own machining and electrical bike business inside my friends shop.

My friend was in a terrible accident the shops bottom line has taken a huge hit while he has been recovering the past two months and i was getting a bit narky at all the work i have been doing pretty much for free to keep the business afloat.

Industry, sacrifice, work, building something: something many neets are incable off undestanding.......

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:52:04 [Preview] No.237310 del
Wftd cunt

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:52:29 [Preview] No.237311 del
>from the begging

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:52:56 [Preview] No.237312 del
Why would a business let somebody set up a competing business on their premises?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:53:25 [Preview] No.237313 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:53:28 [Preview] No.237314 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:54:35 [Preview] No.237315 del
I think Weber should buy a Nurobike to test this story

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:54:47 [Preview] No.237316 del
Probably charging him rent and costs to access machinery. It depends on the service areas as one business may focus on one area while another business does another area.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:55:24 [Preview] No.237317 del
>charging him rent
So he'd be a rent boy?

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:57:25 [Preview] No.237318 del
Motherbot use to have a business and they use to charge contractors who needed specific machinery. Good way to bring in extra income especially if it is all cash.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:58:45 [Preview] No.237319 del

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:58:55 [Preview] No.237320 del
corrrect a general bike shop does not do machining and electrical work , they need these in house and yet there is not enough work for me to bother with my own shop, whats happened though is i have had to take on many other roles to keep the shop running after my friends accident, there was never an agreement regarding them and now i am essential enough to negotiate my terms regarding them.

NEET 10/12/2020 (Mon) 23:59:40 [Preview] No.237321 del
you also forgot lolcow you dumb nigger

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.237322 del
Settle down.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:02:29 [Preview] No.237323 del
Probably an impersonator given their exact same posts at the same time that is not possible with a 15 second flood warning. Might start banning these posts again if they keep occurring given their increase occurrence over the last few days.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:04:36 [Preview] No.237324 del
As I pointed out yesterday the contradicting statements of doing wftd and not getting paid. All BS...

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:04:46 [Preview] No.237325 del

Why did you choose me for the hoody apu?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:07:34 [Preview] No.237326 del
I thought it looked Monk robe-ish

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:08:34 [Preview] No.237327 del
both you and literally everyone else know there has been no WFTD fot a good 7 months now, why bring it up ?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:08:45 [Preview] No.237328 del
>over the last few days

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:09:34 [Preview] No.237329 del
You seem very defensive about it

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:10:08 [Preview] No.237330 del
Slow start to the morning.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:10:20 [Preview] No.237331 del
It's cute when he gets like that.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:10:49 [Preview] No.237332 del
A slow start is still better than no start.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:11:23 [Preview] No.237333 del
I'm going to go have a shower now. My NEET twinkie smells rather bad.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:11:38 [Preview] No.237334 del
>believing nuro

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:11:48 [Preview] No.237335 del
I haven't even started

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:12:20 [Preview] No.237336 del
mandatory wftd

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:12:44 [Preview] No.237337 del
I was about to have a shower but I don't want to be washing my penis at the same time as another NEET

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:12:53 [Preview] No.237338 del
Fragrant NEETsticks.
>questioning Nuro

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:13:14 [Preview] No.237339 del
no i did two tours of WFTD and still have PTSD from it

seems to be a lot of questioning going on ......

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:13:24 [Preview] No.237340 del
You should share out the responsibility.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:13:46 [Preview] No.237341 del
You'll have to in the commune, shower time will only be within a set hour.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:14:20 [Preview] No.237342 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:14:20 [Preview] No.237343 del
I don't want wftd NEETs washing my penis!!!

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.237344 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:16:09 [Preview] No.237345 del
potential toilet sugar daddies?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:16:20 [Preview] No.237346 del
You will learn to love it!

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:17:51 [Preview] No.237347 del
The Council Meetings are bad enough already

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:19:11 [Preview] No.237348 del
I must confess
I made the wftd post
Nuro is possibly telling the truth

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:20:19 [Preview] No.237349 del
Hello NoFun/Monaro/GookNEET/ASIO/CCCP/Whoever else

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:21:04 [Preview] No.237350 del
>/Whoever else

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:21:14 [Preview] No.237351 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:21:37 [Preview] No.237352 del
Minus one (1) dot.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:21:52 [Preview] No.237353 del
>*whomever else and I

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:22:01 [Preview] No.237354 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:22:17 [Preview] No.237355 del
BO check the ip!

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:23:10 [Preview] No.237356 del
im hidden behind 7 proxys 4 firewalls the couch and a fat chick

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:23:38 [Preview] No.237357 del
One of the girls who works at the pierced nipples cafe was on her break and sitting down when I went there and she had a short skirt on and I could see her knickers.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:24:17 [Preview] No.237358 del
>a fat chick
Is she bec?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:24:29 [Preview] No.237359 del
What colour were they?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:24:39 [Preview] No.237360 del
>the pierced nipples cafe
I have not heard of this place

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:24:59 [Preview] No.237361 del
I am not impressed by your behaviour.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:25:18 [Preview] No.237362 del
bright white

I have mentioned it several times.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:26:17 [Preview] No.237363 del
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I am sorry I have seen the error of my ways and shall do good instead of evil from now on

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:26:27 [Preview] No.237364 del
>I have mentioned it several times.
You have.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:27:19 [Preview] No.237365 del
Thank you, attentiveNEET.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:30:35 [Preview] No.237366 del
>tfw you missed the pierced nipples café origin story and are now too ashamed to ask

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:33:13 [Preview] No.237367 del
Pretty sure it was first discussed long ago on the other board when there was a discussion of Hooters.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:33:31 [Preview] No.237368 del
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The two in green have pierced nipples.
The one in green in the group photo was knickers gril.
The two on the left of the group photo don't work there.
The other one in green by herself is also part noongar.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:40:44 [Preview] No.237369 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:41:43 [Preview] No.237370 del
You are starting to overuse this condescending reply.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:42:18 [Preview] No.237371 del
twinder sluts

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:42:28 [Preview] No.237372 del
Calm down.

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:43:32 [Preview] No.237373 del

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:43:51 [Preview] No.237374 del
Big calm?

NEET 10/13/2020 (Tue) 00:44:39 [Preview] No.