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hi

I have taken a stand against the use of pre-written threads. A sick practice which will lead to the ruin of this board and to the souls of those who post here.

>>238466
Hello m8, what's up?

>>238470
My soul is already ruined so I'm okay with it as long as it's a nice thread.

>>238462
This is a nice thread.

>>238485
>My soul is already ruined
It is not too late for you. You can still be salvaged.

>>238486
Which thread?

>>238487
But I am a filthy degenerate who wallows in debauchery.

>>238488
This one.

>>238473
high munchies watching scrubs

>>238449
Do I have to buy a casket for you?

>>238456
>Casks, coke, cones and cunnies
>Taking photos when I get the runnies
>Waitin to score at the communal dunnies
>Dreamin all day about hot brown bunnies
>NEETs post frog pics that give me the funnies
BASED

>>238460
>tfw Luigi

>>238477
>adult palate
Manchild palate*

>>238491
t. minimalistNEET

grool

>>238495
Are you going to eat 4 (four) steaks?

There is a nice recipe of Doritos and corn cobs with mayo:
1. You crush up a bag of Doritos and put them into a bowl
2. Cook a cob of corn, preferably BBQ.
3. Get some Mayo in a bowl.
4. Dip the corn into the Mayo.
5. Dip corn into Doritos

Very nice flavour combination but seems very strange starting off. I thought who showed it to me it was a joke but it works well.

>>238495
Feed = Power.

I want 4 steaks now.

I didn't eat anything yesterday, just drank milk

>>238497
Sounds similar to Mexican eliote, minus the Doritos

>>238501
You need at least one meal a day.

Kookaburras came over to my state on the yardarm of a ship 100 years hither.

>>238502
Probably was coming from who he was and his cooking experience. We just didn't understand why he wanted these Doritos to cook with.

>>238503
I'm going to have some masala two-minute noodles for dinner tonight

>>238501
thats an alcoholic nutrition baseline

The Mandalorian: Season 2 - Official Teaser Trailer (2020) Pedro Pascal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tlUF5V0jbKI [Embed]

The hecking heck is this thread?

>>238508
is there much space ship scenes in this series? or is it all about gay yoda and dog the bounty hunter?

>>238509
watch your heckin mouth

Eddie Van Halen on Two and a Half Men (S07E01)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e1fYpkbq8jM [Embed]

>>238505
Reminds me of someone

>>238496
He never replies, I think he cooks for somewhere.
Like a civic club type thingo.

>>238495
>Best Before 9th October
Appalling.

>>238513
It's a pretty nice flavour combination because of the artificial crap that goes in there makes it yum. MSG in a chip packet.

>>238515
He probably had them frozen.

>>238508
The negro actor from Breaking Bad seems to be cast as the villain in everything now. Saw him in The Boys the other day.

I'm shopping for a compass on ebay, it seems that they are collectible items and cunts snap up the old used ones to resell at a markup.

>>238513
That profile angle is not flattering to poor old Cobes.

hotdog,chips, milkshake donuts

>>238517
We can hope but I am not confident. He is out of control.

>>238519
If you're using it for personal use most phones comes with one and it probably can be calibrated by GPS. When I was overseas I used it with downloaded maps to find where I was without an internet connection.

>>238522
disgraceful

>>238522
>Wendy's hotdog
Used to be really good back in the 90s. Haven't had one this century.

>>238522
I hope they're freshly made donuts. Those are the best.

>>238523
He desires power.

>>238515
Was waiting for you. Ate one steak last night with no ill-effect. It's time you take the Stop-being-a-pussy-pill!

>>238517
Negative

>>238521
Steaks look great neet.

>>238518
He's good though and would be a fool to turn down the role(ie money).

>>238522
What an odd thing to have delivered.

>>238523
>He is out of control
I'm due to die from liver failure any day now. A bit of potential food poisoning doesn't scare me.

>>238531
yeah, muchies got me wnating it

>>238524
No its gotta be a magnetic compass,they are way cooler than a smartphone. smartphones are for doody heads

>>238530
Thanks

>>238532
I dont think thats a sudden death m80

>>238532
>any day now.
Do you mean that you have advanced liver disease, or merely that you are a heavy drinker and one day you expect something bad to happen but it has not happened yet?

he should take the sober pill

>>238528
>Negative
Living life on the edge.

>>238541
That looks like someone poo'd on her boob

Might get really stoned

>>238545
i did and now getting wendys delivered

>>238540
>reaction vids
Now you really are on my shit list

>>238540
This is what peak manchild looks like

>>238546
>wendys
this guy is not lying he must be really stoned

>>238546
I would like the cute Wendy from my high-school days delivered. More than happy to pay Uber Eat's delivery fee.

>>238551
I dont think that wendy is cute anymore

>>238540
My teeth are that colour.

Putrid fart

I would be grateful if someone could provide me a link to a good cheap bug zapper. I can find cheap ones on my own but how do you know if they are any good?

>>238553
>The photo, taken just before midnight by an infrared mobile phone detection camera
>infrared mobile phone detection camera

i stopped driving for a while and stopped reading the news and fuck this fucking shit

>>238558
People like him need to be taken off the road.

>>238552
Happy to stick my dick in any doughnut hole tbqfuckingh

>>238557
One of those blue-light thingos? I'd imagine there'd be plenty on ebay. The same as you'd get from Bunnings. Read the feedback. Are you a literal boong that sleeps 'under the stars'? If so you should be used to mozzies by now. So harden the fuck up, buttercup.

>>238558
Don't you use the same thing on your nightly creepshot-hunts?

>>238563
Weakly bantered.

>>238564
Weekly banter.

>>238562
That wasn't very nice.

>>238566

He sounds grumpy.

>>238567
he needs a smack on the helmet

Thinking about Shire's helmet.

Perfect weather for having a few afternoon cones

The rich kids have make a boong camp in the park where they go to smoke joints. I'm gonna go and raid/trash it.
BIG LADS RULE THE PARK

>>238572
Damn those rich kids

I just poo'd on my driveway before that other NEET could.

imagine not fucking up

NEETy B. Goode!

Nuro was this the same call you got?

>>238577
i wonder how much the pajeets paid that neet for the voice recording

>>238566
I'm sorry. But I'm sure the same shit you'd pay $40 for at Bunnings you could get from ebay for about $10. Do you really need one though?

I'm brimming with gay potential.

My balls are tingling.

I'm picking up an order from bunnings tonight.

>>238583
Could I have 30kg of galvanised 2" screws please.

>Any sci-fi recommendations?
7.6/10 IMDB...

Sway - Jennifer Connelly (Dark City Director's Cut s')

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MIvWZ8iF6CI [Embed]

>>238583
watchya makin dere bob da builder

>>238584
Sure

>>238586
Growing drugs

Raided the rich kiddies bong spot. I got the nice tarp and slashed the other one. I immediately found their stash spot. Thats the third haul from that place, Nice bit of choof too. I was hanging out.

>>238589
Absolute madman. I remember those little bong sleeves you could put on bottles.

Fuckin dirty little kids can't even keep their buds are home
Hahahahaha they will be fucking pissed

>>238591
>>238589
I found a small baggy of weed on the footpath a few years ago.
Believe it or not it was 2 days after I pulled my first crop

>>238589
You monster.

>>238593
The teenagers he stole the marijuana from will go into withdrawl and beat their poor mummybots senseless.
It's a hate crime really.

Why does it take two fucking days for some dumb cunt wagie to gather up my 5 plastic pots and single bag of potting mix?
Pick packers these days can't do fuck all

>>238589
should pranked them
poured super glue on the buds

>>238596
A complete and utter arsehole put a match-head in my cone once
Coughed till I puked

Might give in on sOctober.
2 weeks seems good enough.

>>238598
Do you really want to become a lard-arsed cock pisser again though?

>>238579
kek

>>238598
You're halfway there neet, keep going.

>>238598
Close enough is good enough. Get smashed tonight.

>>238595
If it was easy everyone would be able to do it m8.

>>238592
Hello 10K. Once the buttholes open I'm going to Nimbin again.

>4 BIC lighters
It must be nice being a 'rich kid'

Mum just got the 280k from Nans inheritance

She also played the long game over the past couple years and had great nan cut my aunty and uncle out of the will
Based mum

>>238223
I see you're back to basics.
>>238249
>12k
>out west
>not sustainable
I've heard similar stories and all of them involved methamphetamine, did yours?
25 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to step out for a walk soon, it's very nice outside.

There is no need to complain about a habit being bad if the habit continues regardless.

>>238607
what's the plan?

>>238569
It glistens in the sunlight.

>>238589
Nice billy too, I had one of them.
Tubing from bunnings and a juice bottle.

>>238613
these rich little boongs have to buy bongs for their stash place. i remember we made our own from an orchy bottle and a piece of garden hose cut from the middle of some rich cunts hose. we made cones in metalwork.

These rich kids are grubs with all the rubbish they leave around their spot. we never did that because cunts would come around and fuck our shit up. Give it another couple of months and they'll be ripe for the picking again.

>>238616
That time of the week to feed?

>>238616
why does the BO permit product placement on /ausneets/

Attack of the executive:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M7cpCkl-L6o [Embed]

>>238619
>call the police
maybe an ambulance would be more appropriate

>>238618
Feed = Power.

>>238620
How he fell, he was on something.

>>238604
Howdy m8, closed buttholes can be annoying.

>>238622
he is on borrowed time my fren

executives and skellies both walk with hands angled backwards so the plams are rearward

Does not being an exec make you a skellie by default?

>>238626
no it makes you a normie

>>238618
He owns shares in Dans,Coles and all the major fast food outlets.

And KFC/Menulog won't deliver before 5pm

>>238627
Well wash my penis and call me a normie then.

>>238615
She had some piece a couple days ago calling for 'internet trolls' to face harsher penalties.

>>238632
Words on a screen are serious business.

>>238618
If he'll permit Nuro's schoolgirl creepshots then he'll permit anything

>>238634
He let me poo in the pool once.

>>238623
Those boong kids ripped me off but I don't care, it was my first time scoring weed. That old woman sitting on the street saying 'cookies' to passersby. Thems were the days.

>>238631
**https://ts4rent.eu/**

>>238636
I may have paid $20 for 2g of leaf my first time.
Didn't care,got stoned.

actually i dont believe its a bad thing because the junk food poster does find the good deals which it can be argued, is beneficial to the board.
Kudos, executive pilotfishNEET

But if I post a certain Instagram model..

>>238639
I agree,NEETs should share good fortune
I'm not giving anyone any money though

>>238640
Nuro is a mong incapable of learning a lesson or basic improvement
You know better already

Mums only giving me 10 grand
Fuck

>>238643
What plans does Mum have for the rest of the cash?

>>238643
Go and see a whore, your nan would want you to be happy

>>238644
Asked her what shes gonna do with it and she said she's gonna do a reno on her ensuite. She even told me to put it in a term deposit and I'm like fucking hell Mum i'll make 65 bucks in a year.

Maybe once I've got some cash behind me she can help with a deposit in a couple years. To her credit I wouldn't be giving me stacks of cash either because I'll probably chuck it down me goon guzzler and what not.

I'll probably put it into some ETFs

>>238647
>reno on her ensuite.
selfish cunt
>I'll probably put it into some ETFs
nah dump it into a shitcoin

>>238634
>>238640
1. First post of a children with text "Come on ban me"
2. A fresh IP posted an adult model with children with no particular context with a similar taunt and multiple NEETs identify the children with their names.

I find it disrespectful that you knew not to post it and continued the behaviour. That has nothing to do with anyone else but yourself.

>>238642
>You know better already
You know you want me to post her again

Where do NEETs cruise for whores these days?
are we still using Locanto? that website is AIDS

>>238647
Was she given a share or did she receive your share as well? If the will said you are to get the money, you should be receiving in your account.

>>238652
>are we still using Locanto?
Only if you're desperate for a cheap tug.

>>238652
Most of the sites are a crapshoot
Escortify and Scarletblue are less full of fake adds

>>238654
>>238655
I just go down the toilet block and give nuro a couple of panadine fortes and a new lipstick

>>238655
>fake ads
What is the goal of the people placing fake ads?

>>238657
Does that still get you an all nighter?

>>238658
To make it look like a busy site for the ad prices.
They copy old ads, it pisses some of the whores off because they can't get rid of them.

>>238657
>a new lipstick
Why?

>>238661
To make him look pretty of course

I think inheritanceNEET should throw a big NEETparty

>>238662
nah he hates it, thats why i make him do it.

I want to watch a nice movie and I find crap like this:
>Trump vs the Illuminati (2020)

>>238664
I like to chuck the pills on the toilet roof after so he has to climb up and get them

>>238653
Of the 280 she got like 260 of it. I got none

>>238667
Heck you mummybot-hecker

>>238583
I thought you meant Dan's and was about to say me too. The meme is real.

>>238607
>>238607
>cut my aunty and uncle out of the will
>Based mum
I hope you don't pick up any vile behaviours like that.

>>238670
It's funny that that cartoon would be absolute gibberish to a non NEET

I DIDNT GET THE FUCKING AFTER HOURS MONEY IN MY PAY REEEEEE

>>238629
It is now 5pm

>>238643
Give it to your aunty.

>>238675
I want to give it to that other NEETs aunty.

>>238649
That 'first post' were teens at least 18+. It's not like I post CP.

>>238672
Very well made gibberish.

>>238676
Cruisey cruises and I've got whore so it's technically correct.

>>238673
Slap yourself in the nuts.

>>238679
It's a masterpiece of gibberish.

>>238680
I no longer cruise.

>>238683
That would make you Cruiseless

>>238670
its gay but good effort

>>238684
Discruiseful

>>238686
The Anti-Cruise

>>238685
Fuck off cunt. It's up there with artNEET shit.
A collectors item.

>>238683
You'll be telling me Possum is no longer a marsupial next.

>>238678
So, why the "come on ban me" in the first post it sounds awfully premeditated.

>>238689
He's a cucumber vault.

>>238676
Cruisey whores for NEETs.

Cruisey how are things going at the wage after that audit disaster that exposed your failings?

Payday celebration with Dan would be nice...

>>238646
just dig up nan
she's still good

>>238690
Pre-Danned more like it. Just looking for attention if anything

Just ate a dead bug that was on the celery stalk by accident

>>238697
Now you can be the bugman

Half way through this big jar of peanutbuttter by the way

>>238700
What brand? Aldi does a good peanut butter it is made in the USA. Costs $2.49

I just ate a pepper steak pie which I enjoyed.

>>238700
Nasty poo coming your way.

>>238694
fukken a
PARTAY TIME !

SAPOL awarded seven (7) demerit points to Gryffindor for that set of speeding incidents a few weeks back.

>>238698
>>238699
kek

>>238704
Based.

>>238705
More or less than the tickets overall?

>>238705
You need to drive within the speed limit in future.

>>238693
My failings seem to be less than some other peoples. I am sort of excusing myself because it hasn't been handled correctly and I am not going to commit myself to fixing it when the issues aren't entirely clear. I am working on creating my own system. I am using like three separate tools to do it though. But that is because there hasn't been clear direction on improving our internal systems and document taking. I will need to redo all of them but I need to work out everything everyone did wrong, then just not do any of that to them. They're all mostly little bullshit things, like crossing out areas where people haven't signed. I let people who weren't the signed advocate for the client sign on their behalf. The client was there, they just didn't want to sign. One guy was MS and can sign one or two things, but not the thirty odd I take (sometimes, depends on the client and the supports we are providing) so he got the private support worker, who is his 'team leader' that was there to sign for it. I knew it wasn't really right but I didn't want him to sign heaps of forms that would fuck him up for the rest of the day, and he didn't either. That's probably my major fuck up. Fixable though. I asked what should I do if they don't have the capacity or refuse to sign, because noone has ever told me, and compliance guy (same guy from the last company who followed me over) said write that they refuse or are unable to. That answer isn't good enough, I'm guessing lots of people are asking shit but still, if you want me to fix it, and be compliant, tell me the correct way. I can't write client refuses to sign on a service agreement.
Etc.
tldr: I am refusing to fix anything until I am told how to.

>>238702
That sounds much better than peanut butter.

>>238708
Normally camera jobs don't get points. Just when you complain about them. Sent me a nice note telling me I am "dangerously close to losing my lincense" and have five (5) points left for the next three (3) years.

>>238711
It actually tasted like real meat.

I got a 2.5% raise without even being told about it.
There was an e-mail that said something along the lines of 0% for mongs, 2% for average staff, and 2.5% for good cunts like me.

Fuck I'm smart

>>238710
Don't come to me with problems ! Come to me with solutions!
Fucking hate it when they pull that shit

>>238710
It sounds like you haven't been given enough guidance from whoever is running your company. They left you floating on the breeze. It is a failure of leadership at the top.

>>238712
>Normally camera jobs don't get points. Just when you complain about them.
That sucks.

>>238715
> 0% for mongs
What are the mongs responsible?

>I got a 2.5% raise without even being told about it.
(You) earned it!

Lots of NEETs seem to be receiving extra money this week.
Praise be to Terrence.

>>238715
You deserve 7% m8

>>238720
Praise the Lord!

>>238716
>Come to me with solutions!
I think they said that in the interview.
Their training process was sit with the other employees and they will tell you what to do.
All of them just kind of made their own ways up and everyone is doing things in different ways.
One of us is filing for workcover shit because she was given a warning for fucking up when she didn't know she was doing anything wrong.
She hasn't come back since.
One was found in the carpark passed out from eating pills and drinking.. it was the work carpark lol
And the person who has been here the longest just quit, and apparently with no job to go to.

>>238723
That sounds fucking awful.

>>238715
Well done.
We all got a 2% increase starting with tonight's pay. No bonuses this year by the sounds of things.

>>238717
It is but partly because there were like 5 rosterers who all could take days off, a finance chick and a few managers for the clients.
There wasn't much more, and now it's got big.

I'm gonna speak to my boss soon about moving up to different team.
I can't handle being surrounded by a bunch of low energy dumbass pajeets, they're just killing my soul and making my job really shit. Plus I've basically mastered my position and I'm not learning anything that I can take to a different job.

Just tryna figure out what kind of attitude I should have going into this.
I won't demand it or threaten to leave or anything, but if he denies it I'll look elsewhere.

>>238728
Put up with it and become their boss.

>>238728
"I feel I am stagnating in my current role and would like to seek further opportunities either here or elsewhere"

>>238729
I don't think I could do it any more,I'd tell someone to fuck off in the first 5 minutes

Are any of you neets good with military history?

>>238733
I know a couple of things

>>238710
your parsing and diction is, frankly awful.

>>238733
Some people died and different groups of people took over places. Repeat.

>>238735
You love his diction.

>>238735
You're*

>>238728
>low energy dumbass pajeets, they're just killing my soul and making my job really shit
Pajeets thrive in a poo environment.

>>238735
Your lack of capitalisation is mongnificent.

>>238723
>it was the work carpark
lol what a mong.

>>238740
>mongnificent.
This word would make a good filter.

>>238741
I think it was an attention thing.
She was a support coordinator before here too.
Made me feel better about being an emotional, neurotic wreck living the boonglyf.

>>238742
I would suggest based

>>238734
I was looking at this site:
http://www.niehorster.org/017_britain/44_org/infantry%20divs/44_id_inf-bn.html
As I am trying to work out the structure of a British infantry battalion in 1944.
If I am understanding the screenshotted bit correctly, then:
A) This means there are 4 infantry companies.
B) This is the battalion HQ with listed equipment
C) Each company contains 3 platoons with listed equipment

Does this seem right to you?

>>238700
KFC on the way

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-14/documentary-accuses-aspi-abc-of-driving-anti-china-sentiment/12765972

That race mixing gobshite Friendlyjordies made it to the big time.

>>238710
tldr: Give Cruisey a (You) or risk a ban

>>238745
(B+C)*4

>>238745
Jesus, that's a bit beyond me m8.
I'd say you've got the right of it though from the diagram.

>>238743
>an emotional, neurotic wreck
Are you? I didn't know.

>>238751
You keep calling me manic.

>>238746
The monaro bringing it?

>>238748
>>238710
I gave him a (you)

>>238749
*A *

>>238752
You seem a bit manic occasionally.

>>238748
>>238754
Good NEETs.

>>238755
nah A is just a dummy variable. there are four lots of B and C

>>238758
Your a variable dummy.

>>238756
Comments like these are why I try to remain reserved.

>>238758
>>238759
With four lots of B and C

>>238760
You seem a bit reserved occasionally.

>>238747
he's gonna tear the ABC a new arsehole.
I might actually watch that episode.

>>238750
Righto, cheers m8.
It isn't important, just my autism is all.

>>238761
I think there is just one HQ and 3 platoons per company.
Thus the battalion has 4 HQs and 12 platoons for their infantry component.

Cunny grool monigfication at the wage, going to write a python script to pull files from S3.

>>238764
what are you so interested for?

>>238762
You're that NEET with the fucking attitude aren't you?

>>238767
Possibly.

>>238766
Day of the spear unna

>>238768
*smugpepe.jpg

>>238769
You're doing a wargame to see if the Boongs could win WW2 aren't you?

The cream the gp prescribed was a steroid / anti fungal cream.
And it worked.
I didn't expect it to do anything because I was already using a steroid cream.
I had/have a full body fungal infection.
Probably caused by the spike in my head.
I used that sucking stuff once then forgot and it stopped hurting.
I thought the eczema was from pollen and shit in Spring.
I get it a bit every year but not like this.
FungusNEET.

>>238772
You're a fun guy

>>238765
Why are you still at work?

>>238773
Cut the fucking attitude.

>>238772
>a full body fungal infection
Crikey.

>>238775
Who made you the attitude police ?

>>238778
That points at the numbers, it should be a get identifier.

>>238778
Now it points at my numbers.
Spooky.

It might be from sitting out here in my underwear every night.
Bees and mosquitoes, dog shit and Helen.

>>238778
ethanolstate soon...

Helen gave me a fungal infection once.

>>238781
You need to rope off a sanitised space for yourself.

>>238783
Post more unna

>>238781
Just be careful incase Helen mistakes your NEETstick for a worm.

>>238789
I didn't know bunyips were so well hung.

I do feel pretty sorry for the boongs tbh.

>>238791
Big Bunyip cock

>>238794
Bunyips leave big poos behind

>3-piece feed

When the dinner roll is bigger than one of those pieces...

>>238784
Cruisey needs to take her work so she can live out her golden days.

>>238795
That was good.

>>238797
ok?

>>238797
Call them up and express your displeasure.

>>238797
Yeah I've noticed the pieces are getting smaller

>>238785
It needs to be down the back, half behind a failed garden bed attempt and an unkempt aviary /shed/chicken coop. She needs to get past the chicken shit by the back door, the tools and shit on the broken table that's been there for months, the 7 foot tall weeds, the toxic fungal palm that had drooped to face height, the tall, seedy grass hedge maze with tracks where the dog walks in it, more weeds where the dog shit starts, spider webs on plants, the unused garden bed, that now has some potatoes growing in it, I think, past all that to the upturned fridge backed up against the back wall of the aviary/shed/chicken coop, with pot plants in and on it to liven the mood up, probably full of mosquito larvae, under a three full of bees, who are really friendly and stay up the top, mostly, to find me, sniffling, in my underwear and thongs, with a redtop, boong'd.
The trips not worth it.

>>238798
Kentucky Fried Helen

fungal boonglyf outdoors

Mum wants me to find her some bud seeds so she can grow a crop and then have me flog it and keep the cash. Pretty keen but I don't think she'll go more than 3 plants. Need to find the seeds somehow.

>>238772
Got the same stuff for the bum rash. Shame I chucked it out because I think its come back.

>>238774
I'm not. Just looking for a coding project.

>>238804
That sounds like directions to find buried treasure

>>238804
>sniffling
You go out there and cry?

>>238789
>>238787
Thanks.

>>238788
Salami.

>>238807
Get clones or you risk growing males

Self/less
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A dying mogul transfers his consciousness into a healthy body, but soon finds that neither the procedure nor the company that performed it are what they seem.
Sci-Fi | USA | 2015 | M

>>238791
Weber appeared when the Victor Harbour one stopped working.

>>238812
All good, Mum knows how to do it from when her and Dad grew in the backyard before I was born

>>238793
I'm not the BO but that great.

>>238815
Some of you were doomed before you were even born.

>>238814
I don't understand this post.

>>238814
Are you suggesting Webby has Bunyip blood as well as Hitler blood ?

>>238817
me

>>238795
These have become very good.

>>238798
She needs to die.

>>238819
Hitler was a bunyip, it's all bunyip blood.

>>238823
Stop saying that.

>>238823
Take to her work and say she's a therapy chicken.

>>238827
lol

oh seriously fuck this shit

>>238830
Orally ?

>>238827
He could charge $295.00 an hour for core Supports for it.

>>238807
Seeds will fail, get clones.
Bumrash cream will never go out of style. I have a draw full of them.
Coding is for nerds.

>>238813
was his consciousness put into the body of a boong with a prolapsed anus?

>>238832
That sounds like $$$

>>238833
Bumrash cram will be hard currency after the NEETocalypse

>>238829
That looks nice Pele.

>>238808
It's where my NEETfaun frame took those bulge pics.

>>238809
Hay fever I think.

>>238813
I actually liked that one

>>238838
I was going to draw a map but you said too many things and I'm lazy

Brawling boongs

>>238838
Suboptimal bulge angles.

Kek, the cops are just watching

>>238844
Is that a one-legged boong?

>>238844
No they don't

>>238845
Thats lefty, she throws a mean left punch

>>238848
>framebutthole
There's your problem.

>>238848
Fug
It's boongs fighting anyway

>>238849
kek

need a poo

>>238852
you do poo you

>>238818
You need to study the roots of wiblor, a tale pre frangipani, before the commodore, even before the smack, the Germans in the barossa and hills called him names, and warned their little children not to stay out too late near the river, "the thunderlizard, big ol' thundadunda", they would cry in their wooden boots and braided ponytails, "got a big ol' thunderlizard in my pants", in their native tongue, the need for feed, the need for power grew, the feed he devoured to metamorphosise into the prime Wobbo he is today.. That's another story.

>>238826
You're posting faster than I can catch up, she needs to die.

>>238827
>>238832
That's a great idea.

>>238854
>the thunderlizard, big ol' thundadunda
lol

>>238855
Stop saying that.

>>238836
You can have the bits under your fingernails after you rub it in to me.

>>238859
I shall respectfully decline this kind and generous offer.

>>238843
I'm ahead of the curve.
It was groundbreaking and a glimpse into the future.

>>238861
What a load of balls.

>>238849
Heh

Wish there was a half decent MMORPG I could sink a few years of my life into