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NEET General #239 - Comfy Lizard Edition NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:27:02 [Preview] No. 238462
There is no thunder in this lizard NEETs, he doesn't need it. He eats insects and chills on his rock. He has too much dignity for thunder and theatrics and for threads which are started with inappropriate non-Pepe images. He is based.

Old Thread: >>237464


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:28:19 [Preview] No.238463 del
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SA Best A


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:30:28 [Preview] No.238466 del
hi


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:31:53 [Preview] No.238470 del
I have taken a stand against the use of pre-written threads. A sick practice which will lead to the ruin of this board and to the souls of those who post here.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:32:42 [Preview] No.238473 del
>>238466
Hello m8, what's up?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:37:06 [Preview] No.238485 del
>>238470
My soul is already ruined so I'm okay with it as long as it's a nice thread.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:38:31 [Preview] No.238486 del
>>238462
This is a nice thread.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:38:41 [Preview] No.238487 del
>>238485
>My soul is already ruined
It is not too late for you. You can still be salvaged.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:38:59 [Preview] No.238488 del
>>238486
Which thread?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:39:15 [Preview] No.238489 del
>>238487
But I am a filthy degenerate who wallows in debauchery.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:39:31 [Preview] No.238490 del
>>238488
This one.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:40:44 [Preview] No.238491 del
>>238473
high munchies watching scrubs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:40:46 [Preview] No.238492 del
>>238449
Do I have to buy a casket for you?

>>238456
>Casks, coke, cones and cunnies
>Taking photos when I get the runnies
>Waitin to score at the communal dunnies
>Dreamin all day about hot brown bunnies
>NEETs post frog pics that give me the funnies
BASED

>>238460
>tfw Luigi

>>238477
>adult palate
Manchild palate*


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:42:19 [Preview] No.238493 del
>>238491
t. minimalistNEET


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:43:31 [Preview] No.238494 del
grool


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:44:07 [Preview] No.238495 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:44:53 [Preview] No.238496 del
>>238495
Are you going to eat 4 (four) steaks?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:45:31 [Preview] No.238497 del
There is a nice recipe of Doritos and corn cobs with mayo:
1. You crush up a bag of Doritos and put them into a bowl
2. Cook a cob of corn, preferably BBQ.
3. Get some Mayo in a bowl.
4. Dip the corn into the Mayo.
5. Dip corn into Doritos

Very nice flavour combination but seems very strange starting off. I thought who showed it to me it was a joke but it works well.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:45:51 [Preview] No.238498 del
>>238495
Feed = Power.


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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:47:00 [Preview] No.238500 del
I want 4 steaks now.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:47:04 [Preview] No.238501 del
I didn't eat anything yesterday, just drank milk


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:47:11 [Preview] No.238502 del
>>238497
Sounds similar to Mexican eliote, minus the Doritos


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:47:46 [Preview] No.238503 del
>>238501
You need at least one meal a day.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:48:35 [Preview] No.238504 del
Kookaburras came over to my state on the yardarm of a ship 100 years hither.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:48:46 [Preview] No.238505 del
>>238502
Probably was coming from who he was and his cooking experience. We just didn't understand why he wanted these Doritos to cook with.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:48:51 [Preview] No.238506 del
>>238503
I'm going to have some masala two-minute noodles for dinner tonight


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:49:02 [Preview] No.238507 del
>>238501
thats an alcoholic nutrition baseline


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:49:52 [Preview] No.238508 del
The Mandalorian: Season 2 - Official Teaser Trailer (2020) Pedro Pascal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tlUF5V0jbKI [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:51:35 [Preview] No.238509 del
The hecking heck is this thread?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:51:45 [Preview] No.238510 del
>>238508
is there much space ship scenes in this series? or is it all about gay yoda and dog the bounty hunter?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:52:05 [Preview] No.238511 del
>>238509
watch your heckin mouth


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:52:58 [Preview] No.238512 del
Eddie Van Halen on Two and a Half Men (S07E01)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e1fYpkbq8jM [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:57:20 [Preview] No.238513 del
>>238505
Reminds me of someone


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 02:57:29 [Preview] No.238514 del
>>238496
He never replies, I think he cooks for somewhere.
Like a civic club type thingo.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:00:14 [Preview] No.238515 del
>>238495
>Best Before 9th October
Appalling.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:04:36 [Preview] No.238516 del
>>238513
It's a pretty nice flavour combination because of the artificial crap that goes in there makes it yum. MSG in a chip packet.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:04:57 [Preview] No.238517 del
>>238515
He probably had them frozen.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:09:53 [Preview] No.238518 del
>>238508
The negro actor from Breaking Bad seems to be cast as the villain in everything now. Saw him in The Boys the other day.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:10:11 [Preview] No.238519 del
I'm shopping for a compass on ebay, it seems that they are collectible items and cunts snap up the old used ones to resell at a markup.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:11:06 [Preview] No.238520 del
>>238513
That profile angle is not flattering to poor old Cobes.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:11:32 [Preview] No.238521 del
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>>238507
>tfw

>>238498
Amen sister!
>>238496
Cooked it all last night and already ate one. Tasted no different to rump, just a tad more tender.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:11:47 [Preview] No.238522 del
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hotdog,chips, milkshake donuts


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:11:53 [Preview] No.238523 del
>>238517
We can hope but I am not confident. He is out of control.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:13:07 [Preview] No.238524 del
>>238519
If you're using it for personal use most phones comes with one and it probably can be calibrated by GPS. When I was overseas I used it with downloaded maps to find where I was without an internet connection.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:13:22 [Preview] No.238525 del
>>238522
disgraceful


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:13:31 [Preview] No.238526 del
>>238522
>Wendy's hotdog
Used to be really good back in the 90s. Haven't had one this century.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:13:41 [Preview] No.238527 del
>>238522
I hope they're freshly made donuts. Those are the best.

>>238523
He desires power.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:14:14 [Preview] No.238528 del
>>238515
Was waiting for you. Ate one steak last night with no ill-effect. It's time you take the Stop-being-a-pussy-pill!

>>238517
Negative


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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:17:09 [Preview] No.238530 del
>>238521
Steaks look great neet.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:17:13 [Preview] No.238531 del
>>238518
He's good though and would be a fool to turn down the role(ie money).

>>238522
What an odd thing to have delivered.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:18:40 [Preview] No.238532 del
>>238523
>He is out of control
I'm due to die from liver failure any day now. A bit of potential food poisoning doesn't scare me.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:19:22 [Preview] No.238533 del
>>238531
yeah, muchies got me wnating it


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:19:25 [Preview] No.238534 del
>>238524
No its gotta be a magnetic compass,they are way cooler than a smartphone. smartphones are for doody heads


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:19:27 [Preview] No.238535 del
>>238530
Thanks


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:20:15 [Preview] No.238536 del
>>238532
I dont think thats a sudden death m80


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:22:43 [Preview] No.238537 del
>>238532
>any day now.
Do you mean that you have advanced liver disease, or merely that you are a heavy drinker and one day you expect something bad to happen but it has not happened yet?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:24:53 [Preview] No.238538 del
>>238508
>not posting the real trailer


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:25:06 [Preview] No.238539 del
he should take the sober pill


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:26:13 [Preview] No.238540 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VzvsQCnFDk4 [Embed]


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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:26:53 [Preview] No.238542 del
>>238528
>Negative
Living life on the edge.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:27:45 [Preview] No.238543 del
>>238541
That looks like someone poo'd on her boob


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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:28:51 [Preview] No.238545 del
Might get really stoned


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:31:22 [Preview] No.238546 del
>>238545
i did and now getting wendys delivered


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:31:42 [Preview] No.238547 del
>>238540
>reaction vids
Now you really are on my shit list


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:32:34 [Preview] No.238548 del
>>238540
This is what peak manchild looks like


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:32:45 [Preview] No.238549 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:33:05 [Preview] No.238550 del
>>238546
>wendys
this guy is not lying he must be really stoned


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:33:53 [Preview] No.238551 del
>>238546
I would like the cute Wendy from my high-school days delivered. More than happy to pay Uber Eat's delivery fee.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:34:46 [Preview] No.238552 del
>>238551
I dont think that wendy is cute anymore


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 [Preview] No.238553 del
>Austin Thomas Ferro: ‘Substance’ sniffing driver pleads guilty
>>By the time Ferro arrived back at his Duckmallois Ave home, a five minute drive from the court, he had already changed from his suit into a white t-shirt and tracksuit pants.
>>After jumping out of the same Hyundai he was driving on August 14, he headed in through the back gate and the blinds on every window in the house were quickly drawn.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/austin-thomas-ferro-substance-sniffing-driver-pleads-guilty/news-story/d48f49cc7a224bba63c8a595a3333a31


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:37:21 [Preview] No.238554 del
>>238540
My teeth are that colour.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:38:49 [Preview] No.238555 del
>>238545
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4qyrBRn1s3I [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:40:53 [Preview] No.238556 del
Putrid fart


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:42:11 [Preview] No.238557 del
I would be grateful if someone could provide me a link to a good cheap bug zapper. I can find cheap ones on my own but how do you know if they are any good?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:42:37 [Preview] No.238558 del
>>238553
>The photo, taken just before midnight by an infrared mobile phone detection camera
>infrared mobile phone detection camera

i stopped driving for a while and stopped reading the news and fuck this fucking shit


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:43:43 [Preview] No.238559 del
>>238558
People like him need to be taken off the road.


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>tfw molested by your stepfather
It's tfw


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:48:01 [Preview] No.238561 del
>>238552
Happy to stick my dick in any doughnut hole tbqfuckingh


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:51:32 [Preview] No.238562 del
>>238557
One of those blue-light thingos? I'd imagine there'd be plenty on ebay. The same as you'd get from Bunnings. Read the feedback. Are you a literal boong that sleeps 'under the stars'? If so you should be used to mozzies by now. So harden the fuck up, buttercup.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 03:52:53 [Preview] No.238563 del
>>238558
Don't you use the same thing on your nightly creepshot-hunts?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:00:05 [Preview] No.238564 del
>>238563
Weakly bantered.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:03:12 [Preview] No.238565 del
>>238564
Weekly banter.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:04:06 [Preview] No.238566 del
>>238562
That wasn't very nice.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:05:22 [Preview] No.238567 del
>>238566

He sounds grumpy.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:07:31 [Preview] No.238568 del
>>238567
he needs a smack on the helmet


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:08:10 [Preview] No.238569 del
Thinking about Shire's helmet.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.238570 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:10:10 [Preview] No.238571 del
Perfect weather for having a few afternoon cones


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:12:21 [Preview] No.238572 del
The rich kids have make a boong camp in the park where they go to smoke joints. I'm gonna go and raid/trash it.
BIG LADS RULE THE PARK


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:25:31 [Preview] No.238573 del
>>238572
Damn those rich kids


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:29:05 [Preview] No.238574 del
I just poo'd on my driveway before that other NEET could.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:32:23 [Preview] No.238575 del
imagine not fucking up


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:32:47 [Preview] No.238576 del
NEETy B. Goode!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:34:21 [Preview] No.238577 del
Nuro was this the same call you got?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:34:34 [Preview] No.238578 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:37:42 [Preview] No.238579 del
>>238577
i wonder how much the pajeets paid that neet for the voice recording


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:39:24 [Preview] No.238580 del
>>238566
I'm sorry. But I'm sure the same shit you'd pay $40 for at Bunnings you could get from ebay for about $10. Do you really need one though?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:44:43 [Preview] No.238581 del
I'm brimming with gay potential.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:45:41 [Preview] No.238582 del
My balls are tingling.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:45:45 [Preview] No.238583 del
I'm picking up an order from bunnings tonight.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:46:47 [Preview] No.238584 del
>>238583
Could I have 30kg of galvanised 2" screws please.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:51:45 [Preview] No.238585 del
>Any sci-fi recommendations?
7.6/10 IMDB...

Sway - Jennifer Connelly (Dark City Director's Cut s')

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MIvWZ8iF6CI [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:51:50 [Preview] No.238586 del
>>238583
watchya makin dere bob da builder


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 04:59:59 [Preview] No.238588 del
>>238584
Sure

>>238586
Growing drugs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:01:31 [Preview] No.238589 del
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Raided the rich kiddies bong spot. I got the nice tarp and slashed the other one. I immediately found their stash spot. Thats the third haul from that place, Nice bit of choof too. I was hanging out.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:02:38 [Preview] No.238590 del
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>>238588
>Growing drugs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:03:10 [Preview] No.238591 del
>>238589
Absolute madman. I remember those little bong sleeves you could put on bottles.

Fuckin dirty little kids can't even keep their buds are home
Hahahahaha they will be fucking pissed


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:04:51 [Preview] No.238592 del
>>238591
>>238589
I found a small baggy of weed on the footpath a few years ago.
Believe it or not it was 2 days after I pulled my first crop


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:06:00 [Preview] No.238593 del
>>238589
You monster.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:07:20 [Preview] No.238594 del
>>238593
The teenagers he stole the marijuana from will go into withdrawl and beat their poor mummybots senseless.
It's a hate crime really.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:10:05 [Preview] No.238595 del
Why does it take two fucking days for some dumb cunt wagie to gather up my 5 plastic pots and single bag of potting mix?
Pick packers these days can't do fuck all


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:10:23 [Preview] No.238596 del
>>238589
should pranked them
poured super glue on the buds


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:12:00 [Preview] No.238597 del
>>238596
A complete and utter arsehole put a match-head in my cone once
Coughed till I puked


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:14:45 [Preview] No.238598 del
Might give in on sOctober.
2 weeks seems good enough.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:16:11 [Preview] No.238599 del
>>238598
Do you really want to become a lard-arsed cock pisser again though?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:16:30 [Preview] No.238600 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:16:31 [Preview] No.238601 del
>>238598
You're halfway there neet, keep going.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:17:01 [Preview] No.238602 del
>>238598
Close enough is good enough. Get smashed tonight.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:17:29 [Preview] No.238603 del
>>238595
If it was easy everyone would be able to do it m8.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:18:01 [Preview] No.238604 del
>>238592
Hello 10K. Once the buttholes open I'm going to Nimbin again.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:19:10 [Preview] No.238605 del
>4 BIC lighters
It must be nice being a 'rich kid'


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:20:11 [Preview] No.238606 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:20:38 [Preview] No.238607 del
Mum just got the 280k from Nans inheritance

She also played the long game over the past couple years and had great nan cut my aunty and uncle out of the will
Based mum


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:21:32 [Preview] No.238608 del
>>238223
I see you're back to basics.
>>238249
>12k
>out west
>not sustainable
I've heard similar stories and all of them involved methamphetamine, did yours?
25 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to step out for a walk soon, it's very nice outside.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:21:44 [Preview] No.238609 del
There is no need to complain about a habit being bad if the habit continues regardless.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:21:47 [Preview] No.238610 del
>>238607
what's the plan?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:23:38 [Preview] No.238611 del
>>238569
It glistens in the sunlight.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:24:41 [Preview] No.238612 del
>>238607
>Mum just got the 280k from Nans inheritance


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:25:35 [Preview] No.238613 del
>>238589
Nice billy too, I had one of them.
Tubing from bunnings and a juice bottle.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:30:41 [Preview] No.238614 del
>>238613
these rich little boongs have to buy bongs for their stash place. i remember we made our own from an orchy bottle and a piece of garden hose cut from the middle of some rich cunts hose. we made cones in metalwork.

These rich kids are grubs with all the rubbish they leave around their spot. we never did that because cunts would come around and fuck our shit up. Give it another couple of months and they'll be ripe for the picking again.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:31:31 [Preview] No.238615 del
>Molan alleges in her statement of claim that the Daily Mail painted her as a racist and an “arrogant white woman of privilege” in a story about her saying “hooka looka mooka hooka fooka” on air in June.
>The 61-page bombshell truth defence references the Nine star’s co-hosts, alleging the Continuous Call Team frequently spouted “racist content” on the show by mocking Pacific Islander and Maori names and emulating Chinese, Indian and other accents.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/daily-mail-rakes-through-years-of-continuous-call-podcasts-in-bid-to-prove-erin-molan-objectively-racist/news-story/a133b8a110fd5289d5af79c5fb130103


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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:39:52 [Preview] No.238617 del
>>238616
That time of the week to feed?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:41:59 [Preview] No.238618 del
>>238616
why does the BO permit product placement on /ausneets/


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:42:28 [Preview] No.238619 del
Attack of the executive:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M7cpCkl-L6o [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:44:21 [Preview] No.238620 del
>>238619
>call the police
maybe an ambulance would be more appropriate


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:44:57 [Preview] No.238621 del
>>238618
Feed = Power.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:45:19 [Preview] No.238622 del
>>238620
How he fell, he was on something.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:45:44 [Preview] No.238623 del
>>238604
Howdy m8, closed buttholes can be annoying.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:45:48 [Preview] No.238624 del
>>238622
he is on borrowed time my fren


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:46:41 [Preview] No.238625 del
executives and skellies both walk with hands angled backwards so the plams are rearward


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:47:35 [Preview] No.238626 del
Does not being an exec make you a skellie by default?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:48:12 [Preview] No.238627 del
>>238626
no it makes you a normie


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:48:24 [Preview] No.238628 del
>>238618
He owns shares in Dans,Coles and all the major fast food outlets.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:48:33 [Preview] No.238629 del
And KFC/Menulog won't deliver before 5pm


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:48:51 [Preview] No.238630 del
>>238627
Well wash my penis and call me a normie then.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:49:38 [Preview] No.238631 del
>tfw inskell


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:50:00 [Preview] No.238632 del
>>238615
She had some piece a couple days ago calling for 'internet trolls' to face harsher penalties.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:50:49 [Preview] No.238633 del
>>238632
Words on a screen are serious business.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:51:06 [Preview] No.238634 del
>>238618
If he'll permit Nuro's schoolgirl creepshots then he'll permit anything


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:52:28 [Preview] No.238635 del
>>238634
He let me poo in the pool once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:53:26 [Preview] No.238636 del
>>238623
Those boong kids ripped me off but I don't care, it was my first time scoring weed. That old woman sitting on the street saying 'cookies' to passersby. Thems were the days.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:54:17 [Preview] No.238638 del
>>238636
I may have paid $20 for 2g of leaf my first time.
Didn't care,got stoned.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.238639 del
actually i dont believe its a bad thing because the junk food poster does find the good deals which it can be argued, is beneficial to the board.
Kudos, executive pilotfishNEET


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:55:09 [Preview] No.238640 del
But if I post a certain Instagram model..


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:55:28 [Preview] No.238641 del
>>238639
I agree,NEETs should share good fortune
I'm not giving anyone any money though


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 05:56:18 [Preview] No.238642 del
>>238640
Nuro is a mong incapable of learning a lesson or basic improvement
You know better already


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:00:38 [Preview] No.238643 del
Mums only giving me 10 grand
Fuck


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:01:17 [Preview] No.238644 del
>>238643
What plans does Mum have for the rest of the cash?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:01:27 [Preview] No.238645 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:01:48 [Preview] No.238646 del
>>238643
Go and see a whore, your nan would want you to be happy


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:05:41 [Preview] No.238647 del
>>238644
Asked her what shes gonna do with it and she said she's gonna do a reno on her ensuite. She even told me to put it in a term deposit and I'm like fucking hell Mum i'll make 65 bucks in a year.

Maybe once I've got some cash behind me she can help with a deposit in a couple years. To her credit I wouldn't be giving me stacks of cash either because I'll probably chuck it down me goon guzzler and what not.

I'll probably put it into some ETFs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:07:21 [Preview] No.238648 del
>>238647
>reno on her ensuite.
selfish cunt
>I'll probably put it into some ETFs
nah dump it into a shitcoin


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:10:38 [Preview] No.238649 del
>>238634
>>238640
1. First post of a children with text "Come on ban me"
2. A fresh IP posted an adult model with children with no particular context with a similar taunt and multiple NEETs identify the children with their names.

I find it disrespectful that you knew not to post it and continued the behaviour. That has nothing to do with anyone else but yourself.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:12:57 [Preview] No.238650 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:17:34 [Preview] No.238651 del
>>238642
>You know better already
You know you want me to post her again


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:18:04 [Preview] No.238652 del
Where do NEETs cruise for whores these days?
are we still using Locanto? that website is AIDS


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.238653 del
>>238647
Was she given a share or did she receive your share as well? If the will said you are to get the money, you should be receiving in your account.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:19:06 [Preview] No.238654 del
>>238652
>are we still using Locanto?
Only if you're desperate for a cheap tug.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:21:01 [Preview] No.238655 del
>>238652
Most of the sites are a crapshoot
Escortify and Scarletblue are less full of fake adds


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:21:29 [Preview] No.238656 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:22:21 [Preview] No.238657 del
>>238654
>>238655
I just go down the toilet block and give nuro a couple of panadine fortes and a new lipstick


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:22:37 [Preview] No.238658 del
>>238655
>fake ads
What is the goal of the people placing fake ads?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:23:01 [Preview] No.238659 del
>>238657
Does that still get you an all nighter?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:24:06 [Preview] No.238660 del
>>238658
To make it look like a busy site for the ad prices.
They copy old ads, it pisses some of the whores off because they can't get rid of them.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:25:02 [Preview] No.238661 del
>>238657
>a new lipstick
Why?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:25:50 [Preview] No.238662 del
>>238661
To make him look pretty of course


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:29:39 [Preview] No.238663 del
I think inheritanceNEET should throw a big NEETparty


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:30:06 [Preview] No.238664 del
>>238662
nah he hates it, thats why i make him do it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:31:15 [Preview] No.238665 del
I want to watch a nice movie and I find crap like this:
>Trump vs the Illuminati (2020)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:31:21 [Preview] No.238666 del
>>238664
I like to chuck the pills on the toilet roof after so he has to climb up and get them


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.238667 del
What the heckin' heck is this thread?!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:31:56 [Preview] No.238668 del
>>238653
Of the 280 she got like 260 of it. I got none


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:32:53 [Preview] No.238669 del
>>238667
Heck you mummybot-hecker


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:33:51 [Preview] No.238670 del
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>>238583
I thought you meant Dan's and was about to say me too. The meme is real.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:34:37 [Preview] No.238671 del
>>238607
>>238607
>cut my aunty and uncle out of the will
>Based mum
I hope you don't pick up any vile behaviours like that.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:34:55 [Preview] No.238672 del
>>238670
It's funny that that cartoon would be absolute gibberish to a non NEET


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:35:02 [Preview] No.238673 del
I DIDNT GET THE FUCKING AFTER HOURS MONEY IN MY PAY REEEEEE


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:35:13 [Preview] No.238674 del
>>238629
It is now 5pm


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:35:43 [Preview] No.238675 del
>>238643
Give it to your aunty.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:36:15 [Preview] No.238676 del
>>238652
>NEETs cruise for whores


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:36:18 [Preview] No.238677 del
>>238675
I want to give it to that other NEETs aunty.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:36:41 [Preview] No.238678 del
>>238649
That 'first post' were teens at least 18+. It's not like I post CP.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:37:01 [Preview] No.238679 del
>>238672
Very well made gibberish.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:37:09 [Preview] No.238680 del
>>238676
Cruisey cruises and I've got whore so it's technically correct.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:37:20 [Preview] No.238681 del
>>238673
Slap yourself in the nuts.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:37:49 [Preview] No.238682 del
>>238679
It's a masterpiece of gibberish.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:37:52 [Preview] No.238683 del
>>238680
I no longer cruise.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:38:52 [Preview] No.238684 del
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>>238683
That would make you Cruiseless


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:39:13 [Preview] No.238685 del
>>238670
its gay but good effort


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:39:31 [Preview] No.238686 del
>>238684
Discruiseful


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:40:04 [Preview] No.238687 del
>>238686
The Anti-Cruise


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:40:08 [Preview] No.238688 del
>>238685
Fuck off cunt. It's up there with artNEET shit.
A collectors item.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:41:42 [Preview] No.238689 del
>>238683
You'll be telling me Possum is no longer a marsupial next.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:43:14 [Preview] No.238690 del
>>238678
So, why the "come on ban me" in the first post it sounds awfully premeditated.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.238691 del
>>238689
He's a cucumber vault.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:44:36 [Preview] No.238692 del
>>238676
Cruisey whores for NEETs.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:45:49 [Preview] No.238693 del
Cruisey how are things going at the wage after that audit disaster that exposed your failings?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:47:38 [Preview] No.238694 del
Payday celebration with Dan would be nice...


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:50:04 [Preview] No.238695 del
>>238646
just dig up nan
she's still good


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:52:00 [Preview] No.238696 del
>>238690
Pre-Danned more like it. Just looking for attention if anything


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.238697 del
Just ate a dead bug that was on the celery stalk by accident


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:52:58 [Preview] No.238698 del
>>238697
Now you can be the bugman


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:56:10 [Preview] No.238699 del
(79.13 KB 840x656 pok.jpeg)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.238700 del
Half way through this big jar of peanutbuttter by the way


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:59:00 [Preview] No.238701 del
>>238700
What brand? Aldi does a good peanut butter it is made in the USA. Costs $2.49


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 06:59:12 [Preview] No.238702 del
I just ate a pepper steak pie which I enjoyed.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:00:21 [Preview] No.238703 del
>>238700
Nasty poo coming your way.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:00:30 [Preview] No.238704 del
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>>238694
fukken a
PARTAY TIME !


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:01:05 [Preview] No.238705 del
SAPOL awarded seven (7) demerit points to Gryffindor for that set of speeding incidents a few weeks back.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:01:45 [Preview] No.238706 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.238707 del
>>238704
Based.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:02:23 [Preview] No.238708 del
>>238705
More or less than the tickets overall?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:05:02 [Preview] No.238709 del
>>238705
You need to drive within the speed limit in future.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.238710 del
>>238693
My failings seem to be less than some other peoples. I am sort of excusing myself because it hasn't been handled correctly and I am not going to commit myself to fixing it when the issues aren't entirely clear. I am working on creating my own system. I am using like three separate tools to do it though. But that is because there hasn't been clear direction on improving our internal systems and document taking. I will need to redo all of them but I need to work out everything everyone did wrong, then just not do any of that to them. They're all mostly little bullshit things, like crossing out areas where people haven't signed. I let people who weren't the signed advocate for the client sign on their behalf. The client was there, they just didn't want to sign. One guy was MS and can sign one or two things, but not the thirty odd I take (sometimes, depends on the client and the supports we are providing) so he got the private support worker, who is his 'team leader' that was there to sign for it. I knew it wasn't really right but I didn't want him to sign heaps of forms that would fuck him up for the rest of the day, and he didn't either. That's probably my major fuck up. Fixable though. I asked what should I do if they don't have the capacity or refuse to sign, because noone has ever told me, and compliance guy (same guy from the last company who followed me over) said write that they refuse or are unable to. That answer isn't good enough, I'm guessing lots of people are asking shit but still, if you want me to fix it, and be compliant, tell me the correct way. I can't write client refuses to sign on a service agreement.
Etc.
tldr: I am refusing to fix anything until I am told how to.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:05:48 [Preview] No.238711 del
>>238702
That sounds much better than peanut butter.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:05:59 [Preview] No.238712 del
>>238708
Normally camera jobs don't get points. Just when you complain about them. Sent me a nice note telling me I am "dangerously close to losing my lincense" and have five (5) points left for the next three (3) years.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:07:44 [Preview] No.238714 del
>>238711
It actually tasted like real meat.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:09:58 [Preview] No.238715 del
I got a 2.5% raise without even being told about it.
There was an e-mail that said something along the lines of 0% for mongs, 2% for average staff, and 2.5% for good cunts like me.

Fuck I'm smart


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:10:04 [Preview] No.238716 del
>>238710
Don't come to me with problems ! Come to me with solutions!
Fucking hate it when they pull that shit


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:10:12 [Preview] No.238717 del
>>238710
It sounds like you haven't been given enough guidance from whoever is running your company. They left you floating on the breeze. It is a failure of leadership at the top.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:10:40 [Preview] No.238718 del
>>238712
>Normally camera jobs don't get points. Just when you complain about them.
That sucks.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:12:16 [Preview] No.238719 del
>>238715
> 0% for mongs
What are the mongs responsible?

>I got a 2.5% raise without even being told about it.
(You) earned it!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:12:38 [Preview] No.238720 del
Lots of NEETs seem to be receiving extra money this week.
Praise be to Terrence.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:14:19 [Preview] No.238721 del
>>238715
You deserve 7% m8


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:14:59 [Preview] No.238722 del
>>238720
Praise the Lord!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:17:00 [Preview] No.238723 del
>>238716
>Come to me with solutions!
I think they said that in the interview.
Their training process was sit with the other employees and they will tell you what to do.
All of them just kind of made their own ways up and everyone is doing things in different ways.
One of us is filing for workcover shit because she was given a warning for fucking up when she didn't know she was doing anything wrong.
She hasn't come back since.
One was found in the carpark passed out from eating pills and drinking.. it was the work carpark lol
And the person who has been here the longest just quit, and apparently with no job to go to.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:18:18 [Preview] No.238724 del
>>238723
That sounds fucking awful.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:18:28 [Preview] No.238725 del
>>238715
Well done.
We all got a 2% increase starting with tonight's pay. No bonuses this year by the sounds of things.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:18:51 [Preview] No.238726 del
>>238717
It is but partly because there were like 5 rosterers who all could take days off, a finance chick and a few managers for the clients.
There wasn't much more, and now it's got big.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:19:21 [Preview] No.238727 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:19:33 [Preview] No.238728 del
I'm gonna speak to my boss soon about moving up to different team.
I can't handle being surrounded by a bunch of low energy dumbass pajeets, they're just killing my soul and making my job really shit. Plus I've basically mastered my position and I'm not learning anything that I can take to a different job.

Just tryna figure out what kind of attitude I should have going into this.
I won't demand it or threaten to leave or anything, but if he denies it I'll look elsewhere.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:20:07 [Preview] No.238729 del
>>238724
#wagielyf


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:20:32 [Preview] No.238730 del
>>238728
Put up with it and become their boss.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:20:58 [Preview] No.238731 del
>>238728
"I feel I am stagnating in my current role and would like to seek further opportunities either here or elsewhere"


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:21:57 [Preview] No.238732 del
>>238729
I don't think I could do it any more,I'd tell someone to fuck off in the first 5 minutes


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.238733 del
Are any of you neets good with military history?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:23:02 [Preview] No.238734 del
>>238733
I know a couple of things


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:25:22 [Preview] No.238735 del
>>238710
your parsing and diction is, frankly awful.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:25:37 [Preview] No.238736 del
>>238733
Some people died and different groups of people took over places. Repeat.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:25:56 [Preview] No.238737 del
>>238735
You love his diction.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:26:00 [Preview] No.238738 del
>>238735
You're*


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:26:57 [Preview] No.238739 del
>>238728
>low energy dumbass pajeets, they're just killing my soul and making my job really shit
Pajeets thrive in a poo environment.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:26:57 [Preview] No.238740 del
>>238735
Your lack of capitalisation is mongnificent.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:27:05 [Preview] No.238741 del
>>238723
>it was the work carpark
lol what a mong.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:27:38 [Preview] No.238742 del
>>238740
>mongnificent.
This word would make a good filter.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:28:05 [Preview] No.238743 del
>>238741
I think it was an attention thing.
She was a support coordinator before here too.
Made me feel better about being an emotional, neurotic wreck living the boonglyf.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:28:33 [Preview] No.238744 del
>>238742
I would suggest based


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:28:45 [Preview] No.238745 del
>>238734
I was looking at this site:
http://www.niehorster.org/017_britain/44_org/infantry%20divs/44_id_inf-bn.html
As I am trying to work out the structure of a British infantry battalion in 1944.
If I am understanding the screenshotted bit correctly, then:
A) This means there are 4 infantry companies.
B) This is the battalion HQ with listed equipment
C) Each company contains 3 platoons with listed equipment

Does this seem right to you?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:29:25 [Preview] No.238746 del
>>238700
KFC on the way


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:30:06 [Preview] No.238747 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:30:37 [Preview] No.238748 del
>>238710
tldr: Give Cruisey a (You) or risk a ban


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:30:49 [Preview] No.238749 del
>>238745
(B+C)*4


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:00 [Preview] No.238750 del
>>238745
Jesus, that's a bit beyond me m8.
I'd say you've got the right of it though from the diagram.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:11 [Preview] No.238751 del
>>238743
>an emotional, neurotic wreck
Are you? I didn't know.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:40 [Preview] No.238752 del
>>238751
You keep calling me manic.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:50 [Preview] No.238753 del
>>238746
The monaro bringing it?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:53 [Preview] No.238754 del
>>238748
>>238710
I gave him a (you)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:31:57 [Preview] No.238755 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:32:27 [Preview] No.238756 del
>>238752
You seem a bit manic occasionally.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:32:31 [Preview] No.238757 del
>>238748
>>238754
Good NEETs.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.238758 del
>>238755
nah A is just a dummy variable. there are four lots of B and C


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:33:36 [Preview] No.238759 del
>>238758
Your a variable dummy.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:33:47 [Preview] No.238760 del
>>238756
Comments like these are why I try to remain reserved.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:34:16 [Preview] No.238761 del
>>238758
>>238759
With four lots of B and C


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:34:28 [Preview] No.238762 del
>>238760
You seem a bit reserved occasionally.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:37:29 [Preview] No.238763 del
>>238747
he's gonna tear the ABC a new arsehole.
I might actually watch that episode.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:38:48 [Preview] No.238764 del
>>238750
Righto, cheers m8.
It isn't important, just my autism is all.

>>238761
I think there is just one HQ and 3 platoons per company.
Thus the battalion has 4 HQs and 12 platoons for their infantry component.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:38:50 [Preview] No.238765 del
Cunny grool monigfication at the wage, going to write a python script to pull files from S3.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:39:45 [Preview] No.238766 del
>>238764
what are you so interested for?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:40:14 [Preview] No.238767 del
>>238762
You're that NEET with the fucking attitude aren't you?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:43:24 [Preview] No.238768 del
>>238767
Possibly.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:44:49 [Preview] No.238769 del
>>238766
Day of the spear unna


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:44:52 [Preview] No.238770 del
>>238768
*smugpepe.jpg


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:45:33 [Preview] No.238771 del
>>238769
You're doing a wargame to see if the Boongs could win WW2 aren't you?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:45:54 [Preview] No.238772 del
The cream the gp prescribed was a steroid / anti fungal cream.
And it worked.
I didn't expect it to do anything because I was already using a steroid cream.
I had/have a full body fungal infection.
Probably caused by the spike in my head.
I used that sucking stuff once then forgot and it stopped hurting.
I thought the eczema was from pollen and shit in Spring.
I get it a bit every year but not like this.
FungusNEET.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:46:41 [Preview] No.238773 del
>>238772
You're a fun guy


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:47:45 [Preview] No.238774 del
>>238765
Why are you still at work?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:48:04 [Preview] No.238775 del
>>238773
Cut the fucking attitude.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:49:05 [Preview] No.238776 del
>>238772
>a full body fungal infection
Crikey.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:49:22 [Preview] No.238777 del
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>>238775
Who made you the attitude police ?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:49:46 [Preview] No.238778 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:51:13 [Preview] No.238779 del
>>238778
That points at the numbers, it should be a get identifier.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.238780 del
>>238778
Now it points at my numbers.
Spooky.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:55:01 [Preview] No.238781 del
It might be from sitting out here in my underwear every night.
Bees and mosquitoes, dog shit and Helen.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:55:21 [Preview] No.238782 del
>>238778
ethanolstate soon...


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:55:32 [Preview] No.238783 del
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>>238780
>Spooky


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:55:39 [Preview] No.238784 del
Helen gave me a fungal infection once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:55:59 [Preview] No.238785 del
>>238781
You need to rope off a sanitised space for yourself.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:56:22 [Preview] No.238786 del
>>238783
Post more unna


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:57:10 [Preview] No.238787 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:57:15 [Preview] No.238788 del
>>238781
Just be careful incase Helen mistakes your NEETstick for a worm.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.238789 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:58:41 [Preview] No.238790 del
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>>238782
>Farkin our land aye cuz


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 07:59:48 [Preview] No.238791 del
>>238789
I didn't know bunyips were so well hung.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:00:02 [Preview] No.238792 del
I do feel pretty sorry for the boongs tbh.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:01:43 [Preview] No.238794 del
>>238791
Big Bunyip cock


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:03:30 [Preview] No.238795 del
(1.79 MB 360x360 1602359820465.webm)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:04:54 [Preview] No.238796 del
>>238794
Bunyips leave big poos behind


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:05:21 [Preview] No.238797 del
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>3-piece feed

When the dinner roll is bigger than one of those pieces...


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:05:21 [Preview] No.238798 del
>>238784
Cruisey needs to take her work so she can live out her golden days.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:06:31 [Preview] No.238799 del
>>238795
That was good.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:06:43 [Preview] No.238800 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:07:52 [Preview] No.238802 del
>>238797
Call them up and express your displeasure.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:08:10 [Preview] No.238803 del
>>238797
Yeah I've noticed the pieces are getting smaller


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:08:51 [Preview] No.238804 del
>>238785
It needs to be down the back, half behind a failed garden bed attempt and an unkempt aviary /shed/chicken coop. She needs to get past the chicken shit by the back door, the tools and shit on the broken table that's been there for months, the 7 foot tall weeds, the toxic fungal palm that had drooped to face height, the tall, seedy grass hedge maze with tracks where the dog walks in it, more weeds where the dog shit starts, spider webs on plants, the unused garden bed, that now has some potatoes growing in it, I think, past all that to the upturned fridge backed up against the back wall of the aviary/shed/chicken coop, with pot plants in and on it to liven the mood up, probably full of mosquito larvae, under a three full of bees, who are really friendly and stay up the top, mostly, to find me, sniffling, in my underwear and thongs, with a redtop, boong'd.
The trips not worth it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:10:54 [Preview] No.238805 del
>>238798
Kentucky Fried Helen


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:10:57 [Preview] No.238806 del
fungal boonglyf outdoors


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:11:39 [Preview] No.238807 del
Mum wants me to find her some bud seeds so she can grow a crop and then have me flog it and keep the cash. Pretty keen but I don't think she'll go more than 3 plants. Need to find the seeds somehow.

>>238772
Got the same stuff for the bum rash. Shame I chucked it out because I think its come back.

>>238774
I'm not. Just looking for a coding project.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:11:57 [Preview] No.238808 del
>>238804
That sounds like directions to find buried treasure


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:12:06 [Preview] No.238809 del
>>238804
>sniffling
You go out there and cry?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:12:10 [Preview] No.238810 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:12:47 [Preview] No.238811 del
>>238788
Salami.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:12:49 [Preview] No.238812 del
>>238807
Get clones or you risk growing males


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:13:09 [Preview] No.238813 del
Self/less
8:30PM - 10:50PM
CC
REPEAT
A dying mogul transfers his consciousness into a healthy body, but soon finds that neither the procedure nor the company that performed it are what they seem.
Sci-Fi | USA | 2015 | M


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:13:46 [Preview] No.238814 del
>>238791
Weber appeared when the Victor Harbour one stopped working.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:13:51 [Preview] No.238815 del
>>238812
All good, Mum knows how to do it from when her and Dad grew in the backyard before I was born


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:14:54 [Preview] No.238816 del
>>238793
I'm not the BO but that great.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:14:55 [Preview] No.238817 del
>>238815
Some of you were doomed before you were even born.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:15:02 [Preview] No.238818 del
>>238814
I don't understand this post.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:15:15 [Preview] No.238819 del
>>238814
Are you suggesting Webby has Bunyip blood as well as Hitler blood ?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:15:54 [Preview] No.238820 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:15:55 [Preview] No.238821 del
>>238817
>tfw predoomed


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:16:12 [Preview] No.238822 del
>>238795
These have become very good.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:16:55 [Preview] No.238823 del
>>238798
She needs to die.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:17:18 [Preview] No.238824 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:17:36 [Preview] No.238825 del
>>238819
Hitler was a bunyip, it's all bunyip blood.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.238826 del
>>238823
Stop saying that.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:18:20 [Preview] No.238827 del
>>238823
Take to her work and say she's a therapy chicken.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:18:39 [Preview] No.238828 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:19:13 [Preview] No.238829 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:19:17 [Preview] No.238830 del
oh seriously fuck this shit


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:19:46 [Preview] No.238831 del
>>238830
Orally ?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:20:01 [Preview] No.238832 del
>>238827
He could charge $295.00 an hour for core Supports for it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:20:06 [Preview] No.238833 del
>>238807
Seeds will fail, get clones.
Bumrash cream will never go out of style. I have a draw full of them.
Coding is for nerds.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:20:49 [Preview] No.238834 del
>>238813
was his consciousness put into the body of a boong with a prolapsed anus?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:20:54 [Preview] No.238835 del
>>238832
That sounds like $$$


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:21:11 [Preview] No.238836 del
>>238833
Bumrash cram will be hard currency after the NEETocalypse


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:21:18 [Preview] No.238837 del
>>238829
That looks nice Pele.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:21:21 [Preview] No.238838 del
>>238808
It's where my NEETfaun frame took those bulge pics.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:21:48 [Preview] No.238839 del
>>238809
Hay fever I think.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:22:04 [Preview] No.238840 del
>>238813
I actually liked that one


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:22:52 [Preview] No.238841 del
>>238838
I was going to draw a map but you said too many things and I'm lazy


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:23:34 [Preview] No.238842 del
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Brawling boongs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.238843 del
>>238838
Suboptimal bulge angles.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:24:50 [Preview] No.238844 del
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Kek, the cops are just watching


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:25:35 [Preview] No.238845 del
>>238844
Is that a one-legged boong?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:25:59 [Preview] No.238846 del
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>>238844
No they don't


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:27:04 [Preview] No.238847 del
>>238845
Thats lefty, she throws a mean left punch


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:27:45 [Preview] No.238848 del
<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ODr7YkZhCxU" framebutthole="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:28:20 [Preview] No.238849 del
>>238848
>framebutthole
There's your problem.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:28:28 [Preview] No.238850 del
>>238848
Fug
It's boongs fighting anyway


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:28:45 [Preview] No.238851 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:29:51 [Preview] No.238852 del
need a poo


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:30:16 [Preview] No.238853 del
>>238852
you do poo you


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:31:37 [Preview] No.238854 del
>>238818
You need to study the roots of wiblor, a tale pre frangipani, before the commodore, even before the smack, the Germans in the barossa and hills called him names, and warned their little children not to stay out too late near the river, "the thunderlizard, big ol' thundadunda", they would cry in their wooden boots and braided ponytails, "got a big ol' thunderlizard in my pants", in their native tongue, the need for feed, the need for power grew, the feed he devoured to metamorphosise into the prime Wobbo he is today.. That's another story.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:33:20 [Preview] No.238855 del
>>238826
You're posting faster than I can catch up, she needs to die.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:33:44 [Preview] No.238856 del
>>238827
>>238832
That's a great idea.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:34:03 [Preview] No.238857 del
>>238854
>the thunderlizard, big ol' thundadunda
lol


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:34:28 [Preview] No.238858 del
>>238855
Stop saying that.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:34:45 [Preview] No.238859 del
>>238836
You can have the bits under your fingernails after you rub it in to me.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:35:42 [Preview] No.238860 del
>>238859
I shall respectfully decline this kind and generous offer.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:37:12 [Preview] No.238861 del
>>238843
I'm ahead of the curve.
It was groundbreaking and a glimpse into the future.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:38:13 [Preview] No.238862 del
>>238861
What a load of balls.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:39:35 [Preview] No.238863 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:39:41 [Preview] No.238864 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:42:49 [Preview] No.238865 del
#web0r123_thundadunda


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:45:39 [Preview] No.238866 del
Wish there was a half decent MMORPG I could sink a few years of my life into


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.238867 del
>>238862
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vz7JbFFRUmY [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.238868 del
>>238866
it's called getting a job


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:46:42 [Preview] No.238869 del
>>238866
Mmrpg called life!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:48:19 [Preview] No.238870 del
I drink beer like water.
It's always been a little difficult to drink until this last boongtopian sensation.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:49:40 [Preview] No.238871 del
>>238870
Lots of cock pissing.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:50:04 [Preview] No.238872 del
Boongtopia happy hour
4pm - 9pm


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:50:19 [Preview] No.238874 del
>>238870
So do I.
Even after all these years, I still make the same mistake of buying the beer and starting to early, which means running out too early.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:51:42 [Preview] No.238875 del
Beer is queer


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:53:01 [Preview] No.238876 del
Real NEETs just bash their heads on the wall to save money on booze.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:53:46 [Preview] No.238877 del
>>238873
I find that offensive that they are making games about us.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:53:52 [Preview] No.238878 del
>>238871
I'm thinking about going to a spirit, and just having a couple over a few hours.
I'd probably end up drinking them like shots.
Hopefully not.
I want to make whiskey sours, I had one ages ago and liked it.
I just found out that they have raw egg in them.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:54:29 [Preview] No.238879 del
Real NEETs buy their alcohol with their fortnightly NDIS travel allowance


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.238880 del
>>238878
>just having a couple


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.238881 del
>>238878
This is much more sensible and probably cheaper as well


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:55:38 [Preview] No.238882 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:57:28 [Preview] No.238883 del
https://voca.ro/1tt1u9vjZ1dj
Then a lady came out and screamed shut the fuck up from a street over.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:58:00 [Preview] No.238884 del
I fucking love my culture.
And hate the cunts in it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.238885 del
Some of them.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 08:59:45 [Preview] No.238886 del
>>238883
What was making that noise?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:00:00 [Preview] No.238887 del
>>238874
I rarely run out. I don't think I have.
I buy a slab when I have a six pack or less.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:00:04 [Preview] No.238888 del
HOlden suck


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.238889 del
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FALCON YEAH!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.238890 del
>>238886
Peewee 50 or some shit.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.238891 del
Off to Coles.
Let me know if you want anything and I'll make sure I don't accidentally get it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:01:09 [Preview] No.238892 del
>>238891
Get AIDS


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.238893 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:02:32 [Preview] No.238894 del
>>238890
Skid Kids.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.238895 del
>>238881
I don't like spirits straight, and it only took daily drinking for a couple months to make that no longer hard to drink.
I dunno.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:03:42 [Preview] No.238896 del
>>238891
An unexpected bowel movement.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:04:17 [Preview] No.238897 del
>>238889
>polished boong killing aluminium
13/10
>comodre
4/10
>taking weight of the rear wheels
-14/10
an enineer has spoken


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.238898 del
>>238880
I have had more than a couple.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:06:09 [Preview] No.238899 del
Going to sleep. Spew bucket nearby


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.238900 del
>>238899
no its not you are barfing in your sheets !!!1


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:08:09 [Preview] No.238901 del
Monster Mango Loco Juice isn't too bad. Would probably mix with vodka nicely.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:08:29 [Preview] No.238902 del
>>238899
Have a good vomit m8


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:08:37 [Preview] No.238903 del
>>238897
>ennineer
I didnt think it was possible to outdo that fuck-up post i.e.: posting a commodore, claiming it was a falcon whilst trying to get quads and failing. but you, Nuro, enineer, have done it.

Bravo.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.238904 del
>>238889
I miss my ute, wish I didn't sell it.
Should have spent the 10k on fixing that up and making it killer.
I keep seeing a newer model about the place, I haven't looked into what make it is but I think something like that will be my next car.
They all cost fuckloads though and probably won't go down in price because they don't make them anymore.
That's how much 10k is.
A fucked, gay Subaru.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:10:08 [Preview] No.238905 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:10:18 [Preview] No.238906 del
>>238879
Straight to the arse and out the cock.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:10:23 [Preview] No.238907 del
>>238904
did you have a subaru brumby?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:10:37 [Preview] No.238908 del
>>238903
>>238903
imagine if it was actually a commodore


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:12:55 [Preview] No.238910 del
>>238907
I have an outback.
It's a piece of shit.
I had an au ute.
It didn't really have anything wrong with it.
The trans was a bit slow to change but other than that it was okay.
I should have kept it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:14:15 [Preview] No.238911 del
>>238909
How much would it cost to get something like that done up and as good as a modern car?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:16:21 [Preview] No.238912 del
>>238911
If you mean completely sand blasted, patched, repainted, and re-upholstered... heaps.
You could do it yourself a lot cheaper, but lots of tiI and learning required.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:17:47 [Preview] No.238913 del
>>238912
I don't mean cosmetically, I mean make it a new car with an old chassis and she'll.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:17:59 [Preview] No.238914 del
time


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:19:19 [Preview] No.238915 del
for arse snaps


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:19:24 [Preview] No.238916 del
>>238913
You could drop a new engine and transmission in it easily enough. Would probably just require welding new engine mounts on.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:19:55 [Preview] No.238917 del
>>238910
AU's are dated as all get out. The BF's are the best value IMHO.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:20:23 [Preview] No.238918 del
The Skid Factory on youtube at the moment has a project where they're sticking a modern engine in an old Torana


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:21:32 [Preview] No.238919 del
I'm looking handsome as fuck tonight after this arm/chest dumbell workout
Flexing like Patrick Bateman in the mirror


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:22:34 [Preview] No.238920 del
>>238919
Noice.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.238921 del
>>238913
https://www.rodshop.com.au/holden/hd-hr/hd-hr-ls-conversion-kit.html

$3k conversion kit to drop an LS engine into that HD ute linked earlier. Obviously you'd spend about the same again on an LS engine.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:23:51 [Preview] No.238922 del
>>238919
Take a photo and post it on tinder


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.238923 del
>>238916
Cool, do you have a vague, rough estimate on how much that would cost?
I mean everything out of like a 201x decent car (I don't know what a good car is) and put into an old body


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:25:46 [Preview] No.238924 del
>>238895
Dilute it with soda water


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:25:47 [Preview] No.238925 del
Getting wood.
Going to go have a shower.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:26:18 [Preview] No.238926 del
Forgot to spoiler.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:27:08 [Preview] No.238927 del
>>238923
It's going to be cheaper to just buy a 201x car, mate.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:35:28 [Preview] No.238928 del
Changed my mind, having nuggets instead of showering.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:36:19 [Preview] No.238929 del
>>238927
Do you have any recommendations.
I have been told rav4s and those big utes.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:43:08 [Preview] No.238930 del
>>238928
I look forward to the nuggo photo.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:43:32 [Preview] No.238931 del
>>238929
What do you need the car for is the most important question?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:44:35 [Preview] No.238932 del
>>238929
You'd have to ask Shire or somebody. I don't know anything about them.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.238933 del
>>238925
Enjoy you woody shower.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:51:10 [Preview] No.238934 del
>>238931
Going to work.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:51:42 [Preview] No.238935 del
>>238933
I had a quick one.
Then lathered myself in antifungal cream.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:53:56 [Preview] No.238936 del
>>238935
> lathered


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:54:24 [Preview] No.238937 del
< should i take a third day off work ??

asking for a friend answers please


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:55:05 [Preview] No.238938 del
lascivious loin lathering


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:55:29 [Preview] No.238939 del
>>238937
You got fired remember nuro


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:56:53 [Preview] No.238940 del
>>238939
no i was not being paid and i quit


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:57:20 [Preview] No.238941 del
>>238937
I am so confused


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:58:06 [Preview] No.238942 del
>>238940
Alright now we're getting somewhere
Story. NOW


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:59:03 [Preview] No.238943 del
>>238942
*please


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:59:49 [Preview] No.238944 del
good night


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 09:59:55 [Preview] No.238945 del
>>238937
There is no job.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:00:57 [Preview] No.238946 del
>>238944
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:01:03 [Preview] No.238947 del
(27.50 KB 500x300 job-suffering[1].jpg)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:01:27 [Preview] No.238948 del
Nuro thought the carona subsidy was a wage to be a bouncer and sell helmets to the kids at the scooter ramp once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:01:35 [Preview] No.238949 del
>>238940
It's all good m8,we've all chucked jobs away.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:01:42 [Preview] No.238950 del
>>238945
>>238945
thanks for that


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:02:57 [Preview] No.238951 del
>>238949
Quitters have.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:03:03 [Preview] No.238952 del
I think Nuro is much cooler now he's unemployed.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:03:22 [Preview] No.238953 del
>>238950
You're not the real nuro


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:03:41 [Preview] No.238954 del
>>238951
M8,I've quit so many fucking jobs ...
It's hard fucking work quitting that many


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:03:47 [Preview] No.238955 del
>>238949
i think this is accurate


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:04:14 [Preview] No.238956 del
>>238952
I doubt that your appreciation for Nuro ever faulted.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:05:16 [Preview] No.238957 del
>>238937
Sure. Your plan will either work or it wont. Keep your nerve and find out.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:06:18 [Preview] No.238958 del
>>238957
Let's not speculate till we know for sure.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:07:17 [Preview] No.238959 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:08:20 [Preview] No.238960 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:09:19 [Preview] No.238961 del
>>238960
A plate of Gold!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:09:47 [Preview] No.238962 del
>>238960
May I have 30 nuggets please


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:09:55 [Preview] No.238963 del
>>238960
Reasonable feed that is cooked perfectly.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:10:35 [Preview] No.238964 del
>>238963
He might have staged it like those chicken ads where they varnish them


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:10:59 [Preview] No.238965 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:11:15 [Preview] No.238966 del
>>238965
G'night m8


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:13:02 [Preview] No.238967 del
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>>238957
best NEET and best reply of the thread


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:13:10 [Preview] No.238968 del
>>238960
Magnificent. Big nuggo feed.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:13:49 [Preview] No.238969 del
I went to 3 different Chemist Warehouses to find a pill cutter. Got it. Going to start cutting down the seroquel.

I haven't noticed any posts that might be from Shitey lately, at last from my understanding of his posting style and substance.

Skipping dinner tonight, too much celery today.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:15:22 [Preview] No.238970 del
>>238969
The Indian lady has him chained to the bed


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:15:29 [Preview] No.238971 del
Now eating a bowl of puffed wheat.
I am full but it is good.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:16:07 [Preview] No.238972 del
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>anus faced cat fuckers


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:16:18 [Preview] No.238973 del
>>238965
Good night.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:16:50 [Preview] No.238974 del
I wonder how tall Nuro is

I reckon around 5'9"


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:17:19 [Preview] No.238975 del
I think that huntsman spider I let live here has hidden my fly swat.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:17:52 [Preview] No.238976 del
>>238974
I'd say 5'5"


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:18:16 [Preview] No.238977 del
>>238965
Goodnight m8


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:18:21 [Preview] No.238978 del
>>238971
PUFFED WHEAT NEET


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:18:26 [Preview] No.238979 del
>>238974
I've seen pictures of him, he's either just lanky or about 6 foot.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:18:51 [Preview] No.238980 del
>>238965
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:18:57 [Preview] No.238981 del
>>238978
I have finished the first bowl.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:19:01 [Preview] No.238982 del
>>238975
It doesn't trust you.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:19:07 [Preview] No.238983 del
>>238979
He was standing on a box like tom cruise


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:19:11 [Preview] No.238984 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:20:18 [Preview] No.238985 del
>>238984
The centre gook has acceptable boobs.
G'night m8.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:20:48 [Preview] No.238986 del
>>238978
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kqfyHzL0G-o [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:21:59 [Preview] No.238987 del
I was quite surprised to discover Possum is 6'8"


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:22:05 [Preview] No.238988 del
>>238984
Gook night.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:22:38 [Preview] No.238989 del
>>238984
I wish that was the Yarra and I was taking the photo


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:22:46 [Preview] No.238990 del
>>238984
They are a stunted race of goblins


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:23:09 [Preview] No.238991 del
>>238981
Don't overdo it I don't want you farting in bed all night (again).


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:23:56 [Preview] No.238992 del
There's no IT subjects running over the summer but I wanna know my of my electives out.
Might have to take some wankstain economics unit


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:26:21 [Preview] No.238993 del
>>238990
Kobolds?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:26:49 [Preview] No.238994 del
Kinda feel like drinking again tonight


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:28:01 [Preview] No.238995 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:28:38 [Preview] No.238996 del
>>238994
Have a few then m8, you will feel better.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:28:54 [Preview] No.238997 del
>>238991
A nice carby poo in the morning makes my mood easier to deal with.
You will learn to see the farts as a sign of peace.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:29:53 [Preview] No.238998 del
My torrent still isn't ready.
7 hours left.
Big props to this one Italian guy seeding.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:30:01 [Preview] No.238999 del
THUNDERLIZARD


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:30:52 [Preview] No.239000 del
THUNDERCUNT


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.239001 del
Weber recursively extracted tarballs from my anus once


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:35:09 [Preview] No.239002 del
Weber asked me how I was and listened attentively once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:37:20 [Preview] No.239003 del
I stole Monaro's mushroom hotpot and tofu.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:38:08 [Preview] No.239004 del
Weber told me he was going to take my prosthetic leg and shove it up my arse once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:41:13 [Preview] No.239005 del
Nuro,I and themselves once witnessed some statements that clearly stretched the truth on /ausneets/ once.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:41:51 [Preview] No.239006 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:41:59 [Preview] No.239007 del
>>239003
She was looking forward to that.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:44:08 [Preview] No.239008 del
>>239003
I used to often take Monaros chocolate and chips.
Sometimes she'd try to hide them deep at the bottom of the basket in the pantry but I'd find them and scoff the whole pack when she was out.

Man I was such a cunt, her reaction makes me cringe in shame now.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:45:31 [Preview] No.239009 del
>>239006
Thrice.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:46:05 [Preview] No.239010 del
>>239008
Why didn't you just buy your own?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:46:21 [Preview] No.239011 del
>>239008
That's pretty rotten m8


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:46:35 [Preview] No.239012 del
hi


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:47:26 [Preview] No.239013 del
>>239012
Howzitgoin


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:48:39 [Preview] No.239014 del
>>239010
When we'd go shopping I didn't want any. I told her to get whatever she wants and we'd share some of it and she'd put some aware for herself when I was at work or whatever.
Then I'd get on the beers and cones and needed to feed.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:48:45 [Preview] No.239015 del
How many NEETs have masturbated into someone else's food?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:49:45 [Preview] No.239016 del
I fucked up and got high today. Not impressed with myself.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:50:45 [Preview] No.239017 del
>>239016
Try again tomorrow m8,'tis better to have tried and fucked it than to just wank the dog


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:50:52 [Preview] No.239018 del
>>239015
I once came in a mug on my desk, forgot about it, and then re-used it for my next coffee.

>>239016
When was the last time?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:51:41 [Preview] No.239019 del
>>239018
I was going to go all of October without weed since I don't drink so I couldn't really do the normal sober October.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:52:10 [Preview] No.239020 del
>>239019
You got half way, that's a C-


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:54:32 [Preview] No.239021 del
>>239019
Just go the rest and you'll be right. I'll let you off for this one.

My diet and exercise routine has started to slip, I'm back on the 5 coffees a day leaving me half retarded after 5 oclock, have been wasting my tiI and finding excuses to drive around town instead of doing what I told myself I'd do this month.
Gonna try getting back on the horse tomorrow. Chucked the coffee in the bin.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:56:04 [Preview] No.239022 del
I lasted 6 days last time I gave up cold.
Got literally furious because the neighbours trimmed their shrubs so I had a smoke.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 10:57:26 [Preview] No.239023 del
>>239021
>Gonna try getting back on the horse tomorrow
Heroin is not a good substitute for coffee m8.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:02:28 [Preview] No.239024 del
>>239023
sensibledruggychuckle.jpg


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:03:34 [Preview] No.239025 del
I've been trying to tell my conspiracy nutter m8 that one of the reasons it all stresses him out so much is he drinks 73 cups of coffee a day


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:04:20 [Preview] No.239026 del
Also ran out of mints tonight.
Might see if I can just go without.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:04:42 [Preview] No.239027 del
He's worried that Bill Gates will biochip his DNA and his son will become a tranny.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:07:39 [Preview] No.239028 del
>>239026
>Might see if I can just go without.
You would be better off tapering down but see how you go.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:09:40 [Preview] No.239029 del
might eat food


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:12:35 [Preview] No.239030 del
>>239029
Be careful m8, doing that made me fat.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:31:29 [Preview] No.239031 del
10k, do you use many chemicals and nutrients in your grows? Is it an important aspect?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:45:39 [Preview] No.239032 del
>>239031
Yeah, if you're growing hydroponically you have to.
I use two part Optimum nutrients and just add a tiny bit of a few elements.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 11:46:22 [Preview] No.239033 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 13:01:00 [Preview] No.239034 del
>>238704
Not bad, not my usual sort of music, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
>>238942
I too would like to hear this, preferably in greentext format.
>>238960
Looks nice, my concerns about that beetroot mayo have not abated though.
>>238974
I reckon he's 5'1'' like me.
Met up with a mate and walked around an oval and had a chat for a while, stopped by Coles on the way back for some chips, did some dumbell exercises after I got home, going to open up a beer and put on an episode of the sopranos now.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:20:54 [Preview] No.239035 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:23:23 [Preview] No.239036 del
>>239007
It was my third dinner, I probably didn't need it.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:24:41 [Preview] No.239037 del
>>239018
>re-used it for my next coffee
lol


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:25:02 [Preview] No.239038 del
>>239035
Morning neeto. What are your ambitions for today?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:26:09 [Preview] No.239039 del
>>239022
>because the neighbours trimmed their shrubs
It's the little things.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:27:44 [Preview] No.239040 del
>>239032
>a few elements.
Everyone that smokes it is technically a homo now.
Poor NK.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:28:56 [Preview] No.239041 del
>>239034
>concerns
You need to give it a go.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:34:46 [Preview] No.239042 del
>>239038
Morning.
Going to wage, going to be there half an hour early.
Probably could get there an hour early if I got on with it but I wont.
Need to go out and Iet a new client today, his mum is a worker and said that she is free today because we haven't given her any work.
I'm not sure what I can do about that.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:46:31 [Preview] No.239043 del
>>239035
>>239038
>>239042
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 19:54:42 [Preview] No.239044 del
>>239040
There must be some way to meme this - 'Smoke a fag, not a cock' - or something.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:03:56 [Preview] No.239045 del
>>239043
Morning,


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:17:02 [Preview] No.239046 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:17:46 [Preview] No.239047 del
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G Morn Neets

this just dropped


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:28:12 [Preview] No.239048 del
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My hobby is catfishing women. I larp as a female lesbian, arrange dates and stand up whores. They deserve it because they are whores. Is that normal?

PS. I stood up a whore last night. Do you NEETs hate women?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:37:30 [Preview] No.239049 del
>>239048
How many times do we have to tell you you're a fucking idiot m8?
Do and tell the fucking robots.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:41:47 [Preview] No.239050 del
>>239048
I haet girls they hav girl jerms
YUCK


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:42:17 [Preview] No.239051 del
Morning.
Drove down to Motherbat's with an evaporative cooler.
Waiting for her to make my breakfast.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:43:11 [Preview] No.239052 del


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:45:07 [Preview] No.239053 del
>>239048
She's working in the same industry as you you fucking mong.
Everyone in this in Adelaide knows each other.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:45:49 [Preview] No.239054 del
>>239051
What's cooking good looking?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:46:35 [Preview] No.239055 del
Failed at going to work early, on time will have to do.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:47:19 [Preview] No.239056 del
>>239048
Imagine talking to a girl.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:49:15 [Preview] No.239057 del
$800 in tax, for you bloody NEETs


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 20:55:24 [Preview] No.239058 del
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NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:02:29 [Preview] No.239059 del
Wage on.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:05:12 [Preview] No.239060 del
>>239056
I know right.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:07:14 [Preview] No.239061 del
>>239035
Good morning my friend.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:25:56 [Preview] No.239062 del
The Honorable Aryan sent me a message on Teams overnight:

>you are nice gentle man
>you always respected my feelings
>which is good
>but you should not stopped talking to me
>you never things can change
>once we get to know more


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:40:41 [Preview] No.239063 del
>>239062
Perhaps she needs this Weber >>239002


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:42:49 [Preview] No.239064 del
>>239057
(We) earned it!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:43:58 [Preview] No.239065 del
>>239053
He's that other NEET that pops in.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:44:51 [Preview] No.239066 del
Shitty sleep. The 1.5 seroquels didn’t go so well. Had to pop another at around 2am.
Just woke up with 15 minutes until the wage. Not nice.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:45:36 [Preview] No.239067 del
>>239047
Good morning Nuro. Even all lite photoshop can't hide her mangled face.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:46:34 [Preview] No.239068 del
>>238960
That beetroot mayo any good?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:49:17 [Preview] No.239069 del
Morning NEEToes.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:50:24 [Preview] No.239071 del
>>239035
>>239038
>>239042
>>239043
>>239045
>>239046
>>239047
>>239051
>>239061
>>239066
Good morning my fellow boongs. Didn't spew last night but woke at 1am and had the shakes for about an hour. Good times


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:51:18 [Preview] No.239072 del
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>>239067
morn'n


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:54:06 [Preview] No.239074 del
>>239072
I'll have to press [x] on that one. Of well at least the new generation of children will be shown this inspirational film.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:54:57 [Preview] No.239075 del
>>239066
Can you go cold turkey even after a few days with no sleep start build a better sleep cycle?

Cutting down is a good idea and I hope it works better for you in the future.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:55:32 [Preview] No.239076 del
>>239069
>>239071
Good morning.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:56:35 [Preview] No.239077 del
>>239069
Good morning m8.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 21:57:02 [Preview] No.239078 del
>>239071
Good morning. No drinking today please.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:02:17 [Preview] No.239079 del
>>239071
>shakes for about an hour
Goon shakes.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:04:08 [Preview] No.239080 del
>>239075
I'd probably need like 2 weeks off work to go cold turkey.
I've cut down before and it worked ok.
Not sure why it didn't make me tired last night.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:07:32 [Preview] No.239081 del
>>239080
>Not sure why it didn't make me tired last night.
Where you particularly worried about an event or something that has happened or will happen?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:10:35 [Preview] No.239082 del
>>239081
Not really but I wasn't very tired to begin with. Had a lot of coffee yesterday. Worked out later than usual.
Anxious about the seroquel working.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:12:53 [Preview] No.239083 del
I don't understand why some NEETs are taking an anti-psychotic when what they really seem to need is a sleeping pill. Seroquel is not a sleeping pill, even if it does make you sleepy.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:15:49 [Preview] No.239084 del
>>239070
Like the diner pic


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:18:06 [Preview] No.239085 del
>>239083
Gotta take what the doc gives you. Not many like prescribing the sleeping pills long-term


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:18:13 [Preview] No.239086 del
>>239082
>Had a lot of coffee yesterday.
You need a cut off time for them. Mine is about 2:00 pm as any later I notice that my level of tiredness changes.

>Worked out later than usual.
That can also throw your body off.

>>239083
I have anxiety and similar medication was offered to me once.

> anti-psychotic
Historically a lot of diagnosis for a lot of conditions like Autism where seen as schizophernia in the first edition of the DSM. Often it is a treatment when doctors don't know how to respond to it effectively or when treatment of conditions can also support it:
>Quetiapine is known as an anti-psychotic drug (atypical type). It works by helping to restore the balance of certain natural substances (neurotransmitters) in the brain.It may also improve your mood, sleep, appetite, and energy level.
https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-4718/seroquel-oral/details


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:26:04 [Preview] No.239087 del
Morning, stoner coma had me for a good 12 hours or more yesterday.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:28:13 [Preview] No.239088 del
>>239087
Good morning. Stoner coma is better than booze coma.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:28:21 [Preview] No.239089 del
Just had a 'meeting' with an account manager who literally shares his screen with I and basically just asks me to dictate his e-mail responses so he can type them out.
Guys a retard who can't write for shit and thinks he shouldn't have to understand technical language. I'm basically writing his e-mails.
I'm so over this job, its not even remotely worth it.

>>239083
Some nigger jew doctor prescribed it to me when I was a sad edgy teen and here we are today.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:29:46 [Preview] No.239090 del
>>239089
>I'm so over this job, its not even remotely worth it.
Look for somewhere else to work, or ask for a higher position.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:32:35 [Preview] No.239091 del
I think what a lot of you NEETs probably need is a good placebo, but doctors aren't allowed to prescribe then I don't think.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:32:49 [Preview] No.239092 del
>>239090
I'm going to start with the latter. Just need to plan the discussion.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:43:14 [Preview] No.239093 del
>>239091
Good NOOTs come from good placebos


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:47:11 [Preview] No.239094 del
>>239093
Well bantered.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 22:55:40 [Preview] No.239095 del
Be prepared.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:01:27 [Preview] No.239096 del
Immediately pissed off and annoyed at the wage and my lack of sleep.
Feel like calling in sick and getting Danned


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:07:41 [Preview] No.239097 del
>>239089
>>239096
No need to book ahead, come in anytime!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:08:15 [Preview] No.239098 del
>>239096
Take some deep breaths. It is what I am doing in this frustratingly long tutorial where the tutor is reading word for word subject documents.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:21:32 [Preview] No.239099 del
Monster Hunter - Exclusive Official Trailer (2020) Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zc1qwginrWU [Embed]


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:26:33 [Preview] No.239100 del
Had a pepper pie and half of a berry turnover.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:26:49 [Preview] No.239101 del
for second breakfast


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:34:38 [Preview] No.239104 del
Gonna just watch a movie and wank while wageing and do an estimated total of 1h of work today.

One of the retarded Asians linked some dumbass facebook conspiracy video to our group and said it was like "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix but its not even remotely related. I hate retards.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:37:18 [Preview] No.239105 del
fueled by friday


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:37:33 [Preview] No.239106 del
>>239104
>I hate retards.
WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST!!!


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:38:42 [Preview] No.239108 del
Doing the Covid training module for wage.
its really dated.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:40:31 [Preview] No.239110 del
(3.42 MB 400x400 shine.webm)


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:41:44 [Preview] No.239111 del
>>239100
I really wanna try a berry turnover. It's blueberry right? And did it have fresh cream?


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:55:02 [Preview] No.239112 del
>>239111
Some kind of wild berry mix, not just blueberries. Fresh cream.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:56:14 [Preview] No.239113 del
There's a (((Rabinowitz))) consulting at work. Gonna shoah that mo'fucka.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:56:22 [Preview] No.239114 del
>>239112
The thing is I've only seen apple turnovers at every bakery I've been to.


NEET 10/14/2020 (Wed) 23:57:13 [Preview] No.239115 del
>>239114
Going to the wrong bakery, m9.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:00:16 [Preview] No.239116 del
/ausneets/ - 80% of posts are about wage


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:00:45 [Preview] No.239117 del
Highly illegal threads.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:02:21 [Preview] No.239118 del
Some boomer whore had a bit of a go at me just then when I was going to the nearby cafe for a coffee.
She's waiting outside like a bunch of other people. I waltz right in and shes all "Excuuuuuse me I'm waiting here to order because, if you read the sign, theres only one person allowed at a time"
Could have gutterstomped the old cunt. I'm so sick of these covid fairy bootlicker fucks
Not having a good day.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:02:39 [Preview] No.239119 del
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla: Deep Dive Trailer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d0epU_G4GWY [Embed]


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:03:01 [Preview] No.239120 del
>>239118
I hope you called a cunt or told her to get fucked.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:03:37 [Preview] No.239121 del
Assassin's Cred: Wombo's Cavern


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:03:56 [Preview] No.239122 del
>>239120
or combined the two


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:04:53 [Preview] No.239123 del
Fuck get cunted.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:05:04 [Preview] No.239124 del
>>239120
Nah I was dressed like my normal derro self. Trackies, thongs, singlet and hoodie.
Didn't want to get denied a coffee so I made a laughing apology.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:05:10 [Preview] No.239125 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:06:29 [Preview] No.239126 del
>>239123
*mutters under breath at the lowest possible volume* f-f-fuck get c-c-cunted


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:09:52 [Preview] No.239127 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=EG6F1m1Gi4k [Embed]

Today's album.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:12:40 [Preview] No.239128 del
>>239127
not zappa


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:21:26 [Preview] No.239129 del
FlubbawabbaNEETGang!!!!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:23:28 [Preview] No.239130 del
FlubbawabbaWAGEGang!!!!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:26:54 [Preview] No.239131 del
>>239118
The call of Dan grows stronger


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:28:21 [Preview] No.239132 del
>>239124
>thongs
Take the enclosed-shoe pill!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:28:39 [Preview] No.239133 del
(39.65 KB 480x270 EkUUz2jUwAAyPRP.mp4)


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:28:52 [Preview] No.239134 del
>>239132
nah sandals


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:29:58 [Preview] No.239135 del
Based and thongpilled.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:34:05 [Preview] No.239136 del
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NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:43:54 [Preview] No.239137 del
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Citroën Karin (1980)


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:47:38 [Preview] No.239138 del
>>239137
http://oldconceptcars.com/1930-2004/citroen-karin-concept-1980/

>It was designed around a three-seater interior layout where the driver sits in the middle, slightly ahead, so that he could have his wife on one side and his mistress on the other.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:50:16 [Preview] No.239139 del
>>239137
Seats look comfy

>>239138
BASED


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:50:58 [Preview] No.239140 del
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gay


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:52:39 [Preview] No.239141 del
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I just wanted to slot commies and stack bodies. Why did G-D restrict me to a life of boredom?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:54:37 [Preview] No.239142 del
>>239141
kill dan andrews


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:55:40 [Preview] No.239143 del
>>239137
is that a betamax in the passenger footwell?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:55:53 [Preview] No.239144 del
Fuck these strong winds!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:56:30 [Preview] No.239145 del
>>239144
Sorry, pretty gassy today.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:56:58 [Preview] No.239146 del
>>239145
Thunderpants


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 00:58:03 [Preview] No.239147 del
I need to get a new monitor


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:01:00 [Preview] No.239148 del
>>239143
Dunno. Maybe. Seems to have a screen of some sort.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:06:00 [Preview] No.239149 del
>>239137
>>239148
citroen made a lot of strange concept cars


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:10:45 [Preview] No.239150 del
Perfect day and mood to have a few work from home bongs


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:11:05 [Preview] No.239151 del
>>239147
Four (4) days.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:12:08 [Preview] No.239152 del
>>239151
Getting a new monitor is a big decision to make, there's too many options


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:13:52 [Preview] No.239153 del
>>239147
Same, I said last year my monitor was going to be the first part of my PC that I update. Since then I've replaced my mouse and keyboard and added two (2) extra SSDs.
>>239152
Do you have a rough idea of what you'll get? I'm lucky enough to have a Steam mate that's a massive tech nerd so I just need to send him a message like "Thinking of getting a new monitor" then in the next couple hours I had a dozen replies to read with questions to ask to help him narrow it down for me.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:13:59 [Preview] No.239154 del
>>239152
Pick a size then a brand. The screen types depend on use and where the screen is located (i.e. some screen work better with glare than others) but that part is dependent on size, brand and how much to pay.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:14:53 [Preview] No.239155 del
fuck this covid module is AIDS.
If i followed this i'd get the coof eventually.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:15:20 [Preview] No.239156 del
>>239117
Please global report them if I don't do anything after 30 minutes plus.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:16:35 [Preview] No.239157 del
Imagine going to a health department website for more information.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:16:42 [Preview] No.239158 del
My hobby is visiting supermarkets. I fill the trolley up with hundreds of items and abandon it in a random aisle. I walk out without buying anything. I laugh on the way home. Is that normal?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:18:43 [Preview] No.239159 del
>>239158
>normal
Yes, mongs doing lame pranks is normal and expected behavior.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:18:58 [Preview] No.239160 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:19:37 [Preview] No.239161 del
>>239158
time to test that suspension we discussed the other day


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:19:59 [Preview] No.239162 del
My debacle is whether I should get a 34" ultrawide monitor (~$500+) or that split ergonomic keyboard, also 500 bucks.
If I got the keyboard I could put hte laptop between the two halves of the keyboard to have 3 monitors instead of 2.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:22:16 [Preview] No.239163 del
>>239153
>>239154
I need to get monitor that has a PPI of around 110 or 220 or else elements of the UI will either appear too small or too large. I don't really care for refresh rate or other things like that as I don't play any games, I just want a larger screen so I can have multiple windows up


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:22:25 [Preview] No.239164 del
>>239162
500 bucks for a fucking keyboard!?!?!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:24:20 [Preview] No.239165 del
>>239164
Yeah I know.
I might ditch that idea, but I really want a decent split keyboard and most of what I see online is build your own.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:26:11 [Preview] No.239166 del
>>239140
What a nice bumper on that car.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:27:05 [Preview] No.239167 del
>>239165
The keyboard I bought is $259 full price, I got it for $152 on sale. Logitech but has been great so far. What was the $500 keyboard you were looking at?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:27:40 [Preview] No.239168 del
>>239163
Better quality screens cost more, also consider 2K versus 4k size. I got 2K as it was cheaper and I didn't need extra size from a 4K monitor.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:29:59 [Preview] No.239170 del
>>239169
What in gods cock


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:31:18 [Preview] No.239171 del
>>239169
Sweet Jesus...


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:32:58 [Preview] No.239172 del
This covid video i have to play to pass the module is freezing every 5 seconds
REEEEEE


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:33:27 [Preview] No.239173 del
>>239172
just skip it and do the quiz


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:37:49 [Preview] No.239174 del
lg ips


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:38:13 [Preview] No.239175 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:39:02 [Preview] No.239176 del
Been watching this cunt do live-streams around LA the past few weeks. Surprising how much of it feels familiar from playing GTAV


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:40:27 [Preview] No.239177 del
>>239176
who
i was watching bakedalaska until he got banned


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:41:55 [Preview] No.239178 del
>>239176
It based on the area. Like GTA IV was based on New York. I know for GTA IV they had a team of designers who scoped out the designs and checked them against the real place.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:42:36 [Preview] No.239179 del
>>239162
>debacle
I think you meant dilemma.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:42:43 [Preview] No.239180 del
>>239177
>bakedalaska
Is he streaming elsewhere?
Did he get out being arrested or make bail, I couldn't find any extra information?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:45:28 [Preview] No.239181 del
>>239177
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2wZdnpUEvwU [Embed]

He's a short executive Mexican

>>239178
I know. Pretty cool how realistic it is.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:45:39 [Preview] No.239182 del
>>239179
>debacle
Yep, what a mong I am.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 01:56:27 [Preview] No.239183 del
Might quit my job


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:00:15 [Preview] No.239184 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:00:48 [Preview] No.239185 del
>>239183
Find yourself a nice wank closet and acquire a nice Indian lady to visit you in it.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:02:51 [Preview] No.239186 del
>>239183
Which job?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:03:24 [Preview] No.239187 del
>>239183
You were never that good at it anyway


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:03:59 [Preview] No.239188 del
>>239183
Which NEET?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:05:31 [Preview] No.239190 del
>>239184
Just wanna be a NEET boong getting baked with breakfast for a couple weeks again.

>>239188
Bulge


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:13:42 [Preview] No.239191 del
>>239189
Is there a tl;dr?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:14:07 [Preview] No.239192 del
>>239190
>for a couple weeks


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:14:58 [Preview] No.239193 del
>>239190
Do you have the money to support yourself through this transition period?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:18:13 [Preview] No.239194 del
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I have Peppermint flavour extract on my desk for big sniffs.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:18:26 [Preview] No.239195 del
(1.24 MB 4624x3468 Nuro on his bicycle.jpg)


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:23:08 [Preview] No.239196 del
>>239195
Me in the background walking.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:25:27 [Preview] No.239197 del
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>>239058
Now that's an ancient meme.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:27:14 [Preview] No.239198 del
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Is my breakfast NEET approved?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:28:56 [Preview] No.239199 del
all monk know is dans, act like chad, bulge, be boong, eat tear n share & mong


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:30:29 [Preview] No.239200 del
>>239199
He lives a based life.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:36:06 [Preview] No.239201 del
>>239198
Looks very good. Some of the pixels show signs of manipulation though.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:41:46 [Preview] No.239202 del
3rd is in the Shire.
>REVEALED: The BEST potato scallop in Australia for 2020 - and the secret ingredients that make it a winner
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8841177/Blue-Lips-Fish-Chips-Exmouth-wins-BEST-potato-scallop-Australia-Wotif-Uniquely-Aussie-Awards.html


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:42:31 [Preview] No.239203 del
>>239194
peppermint makes you alert.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:42:59 [Preview] No.239204 del
>>239202
IT'S A FUCKIN' FRITTER!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:43:08 [Preview] No.239205 del
>>239198
Looks like a stock photo. But those eggs look very nice.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:44:02 [Preview] No.239206 del
>>239199
And all you know is to talk about his life because yours is pathetic and boring


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:44:25 [Preview] No.239207 del
WARNING
*KAW*
>Businessman, 68, attacked by a magpie while eating lunch on a park bench is left with gruesome wounds that left him so bloodied he couldn't see after being repeatedly pecked in the EYES
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8841569/Businessman-eating-lunch-park-bench-mauled-aggressive-magpie.html


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:46:03 [Preview] No.239208 del
Positive news story for the day:
>Young woman, 24, shows off her incredible bum transformation - and reveals how she got her dream figure in just 12 months
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8841505/Woman-reveals-got-dream-figure-just-12-months.html


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:46:26 [Preview] No.239209 del
my balls are buzzing


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:46:26 [Preview] No.239210 del
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NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:47:38 [Preview] No.239211 del
>>239209
Slather them in honey.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:48:19 [Preview] No.239212 del
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>>239204
Old Greg-O covered all bases when he made this video


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:48:54 [Preview] No.239213 del
Potato scallops.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:49:01 [Preview] No.239214 del
>>239208
Why did you feel the need to spoiler this, BO?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:49:30 [Preview] No.239215 del
>>239212
We need a Greg-O flag.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:51:01 [Preview] No.239216 del
>>239214
I didn't want the NEETs to get too excited.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:51:38 [Preview] No.239217 del
>>239214
Jesus fucking Christ, he did.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:52:31 [Preview] No.239218 del
>>239212
we call them potato cakes down here.
scallops are scallops


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:54:15 [Preview] No.239219 del
>>239208
Yeah/Nah?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:54:24 [Preview] No.239220 del
>>239204
It's a potatocake


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:54:47 [Preview] No.239221 del
>>239220
I will stab you.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:55:06 [Preview] No.239222 del
>>239219
It's a no from me.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:57:19 [Preview] No.239223 del
>>239204
Scallop.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:58:25 [Preview] No.239224 del
Having a gook can


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 02:59:59 [Preview] No.239225 del
>>239218
You're thinking of the clams?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:02:03 [Preview] No.239226 del
>>239224
asahi?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:02:11 [Preview] No.239227 del
>>239225
I'll clam you


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:02:12 [Preview] No.239228 del
>>239225
I think we call those mussels.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:02:46 [Preview] No.239229 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:12:39 [Preview] No.239230 del
>>239228
Mussel cakes*


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:13:21 [Preview] No.239231 del
Sent a passive aggressive e-mail to my team again.
Took a 2 hour lunch break.

Gonna send out some job applications I reckon
Can't believe we're only half way through the month.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:16:22 [Preview] No.239232 del
>>239231
better coI and see me


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:22:54 [Preview] No.239233 del
>>239231
put your platinum Dan's account on your linkedin


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:23:20 [Preview] No.239234 del
drongo dan


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:26:43 [Preview] No.239235 del
If we all put our heads together, we can accomplish anything.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:28:30 [Preview] No.239236 del
>>239235
>anything
something


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:36:14 [Preview] No.239238 del
>>239237
Oriental Fancier should go there with Wombo.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:37:44 [Preview] No.239239 del
>>239237
Japan is weird.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:40:18 [Preview] No.239240 del
7 beers + steak&veg for breakfastlunch


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:40:58 [Preview] No.239241 del
>>239235
Only thing we'd accomplish putting our heads together is a migraine


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:41:52 [Preview] No.239242 del
>>239240
bigboi


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:42:01 [Preview] No.239243 del
>>239062
>>you never things can change
>>once we get to know more
Is that to say there's still a chance?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:42:56 [Preview] No.239244 del
(2.31 MB 270x480 1601052627067.webm)


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:46:11 [Preview] No.239245 del
>>239243
who knows?
she wants a "catchup" next week


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:46:46 [Preview] No.239246 del
>>239244
what was it yelling about? what were those things on the ceiling?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:47:29 [Preview] No.239247 del
What kind of materials make a good outdoor chair? I don't want metal or wood, I want some comfy kind of fabric/leather that can get wet and not go rotten and yuck.
Just looking around on gumtree for something


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:47:47 [Preview] No.239248 del
>>239062
she thinks you're loaded


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:48:42 [Preview] No.239249 del
>>239248
alpha fucks and webby bucks


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:49:49 [Preview] No.239250 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:50:21 [Preview] No.239251 del
>>239250
haven't been loaded for fifteen (15) days and counting


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 03:56:22 [Preview] No.239252 del
>>239198
what dressing on the salad?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:00:04 [Preview] No.239253 del
>>239247
I have cane/wicker chairs and a table out on my balcony, they have held up well but rarely get wet since it's under a balcony.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:02:58 [Preview] No.239254 del
>>239246
Mega-fuming about the lift.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:07:12 [Preview] No.239255 del
Motherbat keeps talking about having a cone for pudding. She means a cornetto.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:08:59 [Preview] No.239256 del
I was mega fucking fuming once that my eyes almost popped out.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:09:38 [Preview] No.239257 del
>>239255
You can both have a cone.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:12:25 [Preview] No.239258 del
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NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:12:34 [Preview] No.239260 del
>>239255
>pudding


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:12:34 [Preview] No.239259 del
Shaved my head and nape, the nape had more hair to shave off than my head did.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:13:10 [Preview] No.239261 del
>>239258
maybe she has a medical condition


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:13:28 [Preview] No.239262 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:18:59 [Preview] No.239263 del
Does anyone know of tools I can use to complete an logical overview of a network onsite with the furniture? Not just connecting parts of the network that mostly all tool provide.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:21:07 [Preview] No.239264 del
>>239263
I understand some of these words.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:26:05 [Preview] No.239265 del
>>239263
what do you mean about furniture?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:27:21 [Preview] No.239266 del
>>239263
I'll connect your furniture to my tool


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:30:34 [Preview] No.239267 del
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>>239265
Like this


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:32:01 [Preview] No.239268 del
nmap


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:32:21 [Preview] No.239269 del
>>239267
I'm not doing your assignment for you. Go learn something.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:33:01 [Preview] No.239270 del
>>239268
hack the planet


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:33:17 [Preview] No.239271 del
Webers a big fan of Wu-Tang


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:33:56 [Preview] No.239272 del
>>239271
both of us aint nuthin to fuck wit


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:34:43 [Preview] No.239273 del
>>239271
I actually have 36 Chambers on vinyl.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:35:20 [Preview] No.239274 del
>>239269
I already have two alternatives Microsoft Visio and Conceptdraw Plus but I want an alternative that is free/less hassle.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:36:05 [Preview] No.239275 del
>>239274
nothing good is free when it comes to this stuff


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:39:48 [Preview] No.239276 del
Possum is the Method Man.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:39:58 [Preview] No.239277 del
Struggling witout any mints.
Might get some.

>>239274
draw.io


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:41:06 [Preview] No.239278 del
>>239276
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:41:45 [Preview] No.239279 del
>>239277
>draw.io
Thank you, that looks a strong contender.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:44:17 [Preview] No.239280 del
My bunnings order is ready to collect.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:46:08 [Preview] No.239281 del
>>239268
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5vnjheCqRIs [Embed]

This moofie uses nmap as a prop.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:46:17 [Preview] No.239282 del
>>239277
Are the mints helping with you quitting smokes or something?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:46:37 [Preview] No.239283 del
Possum is actually Violent J from ICP.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:47:43 [Preview] No.239284 del
>>239277
Have a coffee.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:48:42 [Preview] No.239285 del
>>239283
makes sense now
Possum and Cruisey are ICP, with Webber on the turntables


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:52:56 [Preview] No.239286 del
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Australian children's group The Wiggles have come under scrutiny for not including 'skirts for boys' in their latest costume pack
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8841843/Parents-blast-childrens-group-Wiggles-not-making-skirts-boys.html

>tfw Can't find an Emma skirt in my size


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:54:40 [Preview] No.239287 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:56:23 [Preview] No.239288 del
>>239286
fucking ridiculous


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:58:27 [Preview] No.239289 del
>>239287
Good luck with all of that.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 04:59:06 [Preview] No.239290 del
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NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:01:16 [Preview] No.239291 del
>>239286
Globohomo is now fashionable.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:02:52 [Preview] No.239292 del
>>239286
Bigots, I hope you one day get your skirt.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:07:42 [Preview] No.239293 del
Leaving work early without telling anyone.
Going to Bunnings.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:20:45 [Preview] No.239294 del
The seatbelt extenders came today. They didn't fit. The metal prong on my seatbelt was too wide. I knew this was a possibility. They fit most cars but not all. I was hoping I would be lucky.

I don't know what I am going to do now. Try another type of extender I guess. I am racing the clock before the executive catastrophe stops me being able to wear a seatbelt at all.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:21:25 [Preview] No.239295 del
>>239294
You should be able to send them back at your expense.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:21:38 [Preview] No.239296 del
>>239294
Weight loss.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:21:59 [Preview] No.239297 del
>>239294
>I don't know what I am going to do now.
Return them!


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:24:01 [Preview] No.239298 del
>>239295
>>239297
They only cost $16 it wouldn't be worth it to return them. I might try and sell them. I will keep an eye out for struggling executives in car parks.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:25:07 [Preview] No.239299 del
>>239298
>"Hey mate, do I have the solution for (You)!"


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:25:36 [Preview] No.239300 del
>>239294
>They didn't fit.
You should be used to that. Sorry, I had to make the joke.


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NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:27:13 [Preview] No.239302 del
>>239296
I need a more realistic solution.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:29:43 [Preview] No.239303 del
just buy a bus


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:29:53 [Preview] No.239304 del
>>239041
No, it looks disgusting.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go to mcdonalds to get a free cheeseburger soon.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:30:43 [Preview] No.239305 del
Neighbours kid is telling his mother:
>I want you to die
Sounds about ~5 years old.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:31:29 [Preview] No.239306 del
>>239298
Did you buy them on eBay? If so, there is an option to sell them again. I presume it just clones the previous seller's photos or something.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:31:45 [Preview] No.239307 del
>>239303
A bangbus.
>>239305
Sounds based.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:32:22 [Preview] No.239308 del
>>239307
>Sounds based.
Future NEET.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:33:06 [Preview] No.239309 del
>>239305
whats she like as person?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:33:44 [Preview] No.239310 del
New job NEET here, i got a text from my boss asking to come in early so we can have chat to see how everything is going before the other coworkers arrive. Thats not a good sign is it?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:35:38 [Preview] No.239311 del
>>239309
I don't really talk to them or see them at all apart from their car leaving their drive way. He has gone through 3 wives over the last 20 years. It is believed his parents have a lot of money and are funding their lifestyle as well.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:36:27 [Preview] No.239312 del
>>239310
>Thats not a good sign is it?
Did you do anything bad recently?
Are you on on contract, they could be talking about the probationary period and what they expect from you?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:36:36 [Preview] No.239313 del
>>239303
You still need to wear a seatbelt on a bus if you are driving.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:36:58 [Preview] No.239314 del
>>239310
Could go either way.
Might just want to sound you out.
Might want to chew you out / dismiss you.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:37:49 [Preview] No.239315 del
>>239313
I mean catch the bus


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:38:04 [Preview] No.239316 del
>>239310
Could be anything. Don't jump to negative conclusions.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:38:42 [Preview] No.239317 del
>>239315
You have to be able to fit through the doors.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:39:06 [Preview] No.239318 del
>>239315
Pretty dangerous.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:39:22 [Preview] No.239319 del
>>239312
>Did you do anything bad recently?
I stuffed up a bit but i have only worked 10 days.
I am a casual so they can fire me anytime they want i think.

>>239314
Possibly i think i am a bit too new to be getting too angry at me


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:40:34 [Preview] No.239320 del
>>239316
i was thinking of it in a positive light of i will be a NEET again if i get fired.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:40:54 [Preview] No.239321 del
>>239319
>I am a casual so they can fire me anytime they want i think.
You're fine. See >>239314


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:41:49 [Preview] No.239322 del
>>239320
It might just be literally what he said. Unless you're a massive waste of oxygen, 10 days is too early to give you the flick.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:43:46 [Preview] No.239323 del
>>239322
>>239321
Thanks NEETs its probably just my low self esteem.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:49:12 [Preview] No.239325 del
thinkin of webbo


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:54:05 [Preview] No.239326 del
>>239324
Saw that the other day, what a silly bastard.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:54:16 [Preview] No.239327 del
>>239062
Don't let this prime pooja get away.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:55:49 [Preview] No.239328 del
>>239326
My favourite part is when he tries to get up and he gets zapped again. It is nice that he head is on the dirt where he can't hurt himself. The pig had some grounds to fire.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:56:27 [Preview] No.239329 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:57:06 [Preview] No.239330 del
>>239327
The turmeric pill.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:58:25 [Preview] No.239331 del
Didn't look at the Gen at all while at work today.
I had a pretty good day.
Met one of my new clients I got handed over for the first tiI and he seems pretty cool.
ASD and pretty severe anxiety.
I'll have to belittle his supported employment provider and shrink in the next couple days.
The guy out in the middle of woop woop's coordinator said that she is going to do shit my way.
I was expecting to never hear from them again because of how anal the company is being with medication compliance.
Now I need to train a bunch of private support staff that think they know everything.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:58:46 [Preview] No.239332 del
>>239061
Sup baby.
Get your knickers off.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 05:59:32 [Preview] No.239333 del
>>239331
>I'll have to belittle his supported employment provider
Sounds pretty hot


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:00:04 [Preview] No.239334 del
>>239065
Busta works for a big company in the southern suburbs I think. I think I know the company too.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:00:27 [Preview] No.239335 del
>>239068
Fantastic.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:00:36 [Preview] No.239336 del
>tfw a NEET will never belittle you in real life


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:01:15 [Preview] No.239337 del
>>239083
It makes you sleep through years of your life.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:02:02 [Preview] No.239338 del
>>239087
The morning sesh is the only good one.
You can only have one good cone a day that knocks you, the rest are just keeping it up.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:02:29 [Preview] No.239339 del
>>239089
>with I


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:02:51 [Preview] No.239340 del
>>239091
Try Swisse.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:03:12 [Preview] No.239341 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:03:28 [Preview] No.239342 del
>>239105
It's almost here.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:03:45 [Preview] No.239343 del
The Catch-up is on.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:03:55 [Preview] No.239344 del
>>239108
I did that too, it wasn't when you were supposed to do it.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:04:10 [Preview] No.239345 del
>>239116
Wagies waging on the wage.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:04:28 [Preview] No.239346 del
>>239334
If he acts like he acts on here it will only be a matter of time until he is in the news.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:04:50 [Preview] No.239347 del
>>239332
Don't flirt with me unless you mean it.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:05:15 [Preview] No.239348 del
>>239127
I remember this, fuck.
Makes me feel like an old man.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:05:49 [Preview] No.239349 del
>>239146
The lizard is copping it.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:05:58 [Preview] No.239350 del
>>239334
He never even had enough time to get that cert.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:06:43 [Preview] No.239351 del
>>239338
All drugs are like that. That is why you need to take the clean living pill.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:07:23 [Preview] No.239352 del
>>239172
The NDIS Module everyone is supposed to do has an hour and a half of videos.
A guy with downs presents it.
I came back every 10 minutes or so to skip to the next one.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:07:52 [Preview] No.239353 del
>>239190
>Bulge
Mine was bigger.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:08:16 [Preview] No.239354 del
>>239353
>Mine was bigger
Bullshit.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:09:08 [Preview] No.239355 del
>>239208
Heels and slightly bending.
There is an improvement but not as much as she is making out.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:11:28 [Preview] No.239356 del
>>239352
>to skip to the next one.
kek


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:12:19 [Preview] No.239357 del
>>239198
Too good for a NEET


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:13:04 [Preview] No.239358 del
a coarse warm jacket or coat with a hood formerly worn by seamen.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:13:47 [Preview] No.239359 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:14:34 [Preview] No.239360 del
>>239273
OG Wibby


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:15:25 [Preview] No.239361 del
>>239285
What would you do if we went on a date?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:15:59 [Preview] No.239362 del
>>239324
Saw one yesterday on that site but it was a black homeless dude who charged a female pig with a knife and tried to stab her through the bullet-proof vest. A taster couldn't stop him but the cop's partner pistol did.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:16:10 [Preview] No.239363 del
>>239304
Can you get me one too?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.239364 del
>tfw mildly gooned


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.239365 del
>>239310
Yeah, that's very good.
Build a relationship with the managers, fuck the rest of them.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:17:16 [Preview] No.239366 del
>>239362
I saw that one too. I kind of like when they resit but get zapped. Something about them freezing up before thinking about their next move is funny.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:17:26 [Preview] No.239367 del
>>239331
normie


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:17:49 [Preview] No.239368 del
>>239362
Saw that one too, I think he suicided by cop.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:17:50 [Preview] No.239369 del
>>239364
Will that be changing to a moderate condition?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:17:59 [Preview] No.239370 del
>>239333
Cunts keep forcing him to go to a place that makes him stress the fuck out.
They've been doing it for ages.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:18:19 [Preview] No.239371 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:18:35 [Preview] No.239372 del
>>239347
Get them off slut.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:18:54 [Preview] No.239373 del


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:19:04 [Preview] No.239374 del
>>239350
When did he start?


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:19:04 [Preview] No.239375 del
NEET knickers.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:19:23 [Preview] No.239376 del
>>239354
Bullshit nothing.


NEET 10/15/2020 (Thu) 06:19:48 [Preview] No.239377 del
>>239374
He is a troll m8.