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NEET General #242 - Coverup Edition NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:41:33 [Preview] No. 241497
How dare you.

OLD: >>240486

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:42:05 [Preview] No.241500 del
How does he do it?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.241501 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:42:51 [Preview] No.241502 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:43:00 [Preview] No.241503 del
Much better I will delete the other thread.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:43:05 [Preview] No.241504 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:43:22 [Preview] No.241505 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:43:32 [Preview] No.241506 del
Thanks dad

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:44:55 [Preview] No.241508 del
*coughs on this thread*

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:45:17 [Preview] No.241509 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:49:50 [Preview] No.241513 del
NEETs can't even make their own threads

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:51:06 [Preview] No.241514 del
They need guidance.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.241515 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:53:29 [Preview] No.241517 del
Drove past my old place before.
Made me miss the ex so bad.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:54:03 [Preview] No.241518 del
*shits on thread*

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:54:48 [Preview] No.241519 del
>the ex
did she suck it

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:55:04 [Preview] No.241520 del
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Have a ||whimsey||

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:55:45 [Preview] No.241521 del
Get some Oaties to deal with those feels m8.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.241522 del
Not his anymore.

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NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:08:21 [Preview] No.241524 del
He should not.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:10:42 [Preview] No.241525 del
Fingers belong in the hole.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:13:24 [Preview] No.241526 del
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like we give a shit kissless gook perma cringe incel

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:14:13 [Preview] No.241527 del
Imagine all that sand in that new bike's drivetrain

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:16:56 [Preview] No.241528 del
How do you not sink to the axles, you fat retard?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:17:24 [Preview] No.241529 del
wash the sand out of your vagina

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:17:49 [Preview] No.241530 del
Sunday blues.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:17:54 [Preview] No.241531 del
Some very low quality Nuro antagonism going on again.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:18:36 [Preview] No.241532 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:18:59 [Preview] No.241533 del
Low quality post.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:19:02 [Preview] No.241534 del
Perhaps it is deja vu, but I am under the impression you've posted this picture before.
Had the parma burger from mcdonalds, pretty good to be honest, I would give it a 7.5/10/.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:19:37 [Preview] No.241535 del
Kumar is en route with my Nandos order.
First uber eats of sober October.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:19:44 [Preview] No.241536 del

It'll adapt or adapt with the client.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:22:14 [Preview] No.241537 del
You have done well. Enjoy it but then abstain for the rest of the month.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:23:12 [Preview] No.241538 del
Hope you enjoy your feed and we get a pic or two of it.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:31:14 [Preview] No.241539 del
He may have just gotten chicken with no chips or other 'junk' components.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:34:14 [Preview] No.241540 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.241541 del
Still need to get a new monitor

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:38:40 [Preview] No.241542 del
Steal Nuro's.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:39:08 [Preview] No.241543 del
I want to see an editions about heads one day.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:39:30 [Preview] No.241544 del
Have you at least decided on the size of the screen and resolution quality?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:40:53 [Preview] No.241545 del
might have a go at corebooting the x230 tomorrow after wage.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:41:05 [Preview] No.241546 del
Which head?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:42:37 [Preview] No.241547 del
What will you use it for?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.241548 del
Yes. Either 2560x1440 27-inch, or 3440x1440 34-inch.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:44:02 [Preview] No.241550 del

$18.85 for 3 little tenders, like half a rasher of bacon and some salad, incl. feta and avocado.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:45:03 [Preview] No.241551 del
Looks nice, not $18.85 nice. I still hope you enjoy it though.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:45:37 [Preview] No.241552 del
Looks alright.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:45:50 [Preview] No.241553 del
To take my program to the next level

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:47:19 [Preview] No.241554 del
Did you get a brown person to bring you food?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:48:19 [Preview] No.241555 del
That looks very yummy.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:48:43 [Preview] No.241556 del
Good now start researching brands and screen types.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:49:35 [Preview] No.241557 del
Typical blond.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.241558 del
30% goes to UberEats so with staff costs the amount left over can be very little.

I try to order in person and pay in person for the places I like to eat at.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:51:50 [Preview] No.241559 del
Apparently this is the disgusting bitch: https://www.instagram.com/gigiamouradll/

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:53:14 [Preview] No.241560 del
It was alright all things considered.

You bet.

There's some pretty good value around here. Some of the burgers I was posting last month were around the same price as in store and the delivery can be either free, $2.99 or around 5 bucks. I don't pay anything like the 8+ dollars for delivery I would out in the suburbs.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.241561 del
There is one picture you can pretty much see her arse hole, classy.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:56:11 [Preview] No.241562 del
What language?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:56:54 [Preview] No.241563 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:57:58 [Preview] No.241564 del
oink oink

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.241565 del
I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:00:53 [Preview] No.241566 del
If there is any particular place you like to get food from sometimes check their websites as they have lunch specials and other offers they don't put on the app. I had a lovely sweet and spicy Jap chicken today for $12 a decent meal with a bit of rice and a salad.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:01:26 [Preview] No.241567 del
The past two weeks I've only put about 2 hours into learning programming and other development related pursuits. I'm really disappointed in myself but I just can't come up with anything create enough to work on.
I might just have to bite the bullet and continue working on my little pong/breakout game despite it being boring.
A couple years ago I was really getting into it and could curl APIs and knew more than I do now about networking and whatnot. Shame.
Just not really sure where to start I guess.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:01:30 [Preview] No.241568 del
Imagine letting a brown person handle your food.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:02:11 [Preview] No.241569 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:03:27 [Preview] No.241570 del
You shouldn't eat the packaging...

There is probably worse shit on top of cans of drinks

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:06:00 [Preview] No.241571 del
One thing I like about university class is that it keeps me focused on my learning. Perhaps try a Tafe course if you get the discounted rate it isn't too much or find any online course that is decent. Having decent direction helps a lot.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:08:05 [Preview] No.241572 del
I'm doing TAFE next year. Not that NEET, just felt like sharing

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:08:51 [Preview] No.241573 del
For any type of learning having some directions helps. They are a lot of crap on the internet.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:10:11 [Preview] No.241574 del
Mine (hopefully) isn't going to be online.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:10:50 [Preview] No.241575 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.241576 del
Gook night.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:13:20 [Preview] No.241577 del
It sucks but it's nice not spending travelling and I feel more comfortable at home.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:14:02 [Preview] No.241578 del
Looks good m8

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:14:24 [Preview] No.241579 del
Goodnight mate.
That's fair. Thankfully my local uni isn't too far away, not within walking distance though, sadly.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:14:43 [Preview] No.241580 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:14:43 [Preview] No.241581 del
LA Ice sugar free cola is underwhelming.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:18:56 [Preview] No.241582 del
Hypersensitivity of the mirror pointed back at us but there's nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors nothing but mirrors...

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:18:57 [Preview] No.241583 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep nice and tight.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:19:54 [Preview] No.241584 del
Good night NiceAndTightNEET.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:20:15 [Preview] No.241585 del
Good night Nice'n'TightNEET.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:20:33 [Preview] No.241586 del
Food for thought.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:23:47 [Preview] No.241587 del
Protein shake and a peanut butter sandwich for dindins.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:23:50 [Preview] No.241588 del
Do neets have any actual study tips? I'm studying for this oscp thing, and I can tell I'm not going to make it unless I can lift my game and spend much of the day actually doing stuff towards it.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:26:26 [Preview] No.241589 del
Good god I wish I did.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:27:25 [Preview] No.241590 del
Going to post spooky pictures until Halloween.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:29:44 [Preview] No.241591 del
Maybe start doing a vulnhub VM every day (or longer, depending on difficulty).

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:32:07 [Preview] No.241592 del
Already doing that, but I'm not spending enough time on other topics.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:33:51 [Preview] No.241593 del
Well you can either start doing that study, or make an exam attempt.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:35:08 [Preview] No.241594 del
Going to bed now.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:36:18 [Preview] No.241595 del
Why don't they have an exam for being a lazy neet slacker? I'd ace it after all these years of practice.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 10:38:41 [Preview] No.241596 del
I wouldn't bother taking it.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 11:08:21 [Preview] No.241597 del
No. It takes me entire days to study as I'm constantly taking little breaks in between to wank and watch videos

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 11:40:32 [Preview] No.241598 del
Is anyone still here?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 11:40:45 [Preview] No.241599 del
37.5mg of seroquel down the hatch

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 11:49:18 [Preview] No.241600 del
I am still here.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 11:51:17 [Preview] No.241601 del
What are you up to?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 12:09:39 [Preview] No.241602 del
10mg of temazepam, 5mg of diazepam and 2mg of melatonin down the hatch

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 12:13:17 [Preview] No.241603 del
My mood just crushed to the floor again. Good lord I wish it would just end already. Goodnight to anyone that's still here.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 12:29:33 [Preview] No.241604 del
yank here, how's it goin

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 19:12:38 [Preview] No.241605 del
Fuck off, we're full.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:24:31 [Preview] No.241606 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:26:00 [Preview] No.241607 del
Morning all.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:26:46 [Preview] No.241608 del
Morning neet.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:28:12 [Preview] No.241609 del
Weber you boong.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:29:00 [Preview] No.241610 del
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>tenet still isn't out on bittorrent

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:29:23 [Preview] No.241611 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:33:32 [Preview] No.241612 del

Another less than ideal morning for me, hitting snooze a few times.
Will try and sleep earlier tonight.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:36:08 [Preview] No.241613 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:39:58 [Preview] No.241614 del
Good morning. Hopefully today will be an improvement over yesterday's 8 beers + handful of Cheezels + 10 (ten) olives debauchery.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:44:10 [Preview] No.241615 del
Try and cut down on the olives m8, they're bad for the waistline.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 20:52:04 [Preview] No.241617 del
Going to be late to the wage.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:01:01 [Preview] No.241618 del
>Police mocked over gender neutral tomato: Hundreds fail to see the funny side of force's woke joke

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:06:07 [Preview] No.241619 del
I love soy sauce chicken. I did it in a rice cooker once. What recipe did you use?

Cover them with bird netting

Don't count on the dates of gift cards. If that business goes under it won't be worth shit. Buy something this week either for yourself or to keep as Chrissy present for someone.

>Not a big fan of lamb
Only 2 packs to go ;)

>tfw toxic company because of the drinking

The mashed tater looks good

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Good Morning Neets. Really not feeling it today....

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:15:09 [Preview] No.241621 del
Only a 7.5 you say. Did it come with a free drink and chips like Greg-O got?

$18 could've bought pack of frozen tendies, 500g bacon, block of feta and a lot more fresh veg.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:16:51 [Preview] No.241622 del
Morning Nuro.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:27:41 [Preview] No.241623 del
iktf, sniffling and feeling like shit.
Got a full sweat up from putting my shoes on.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:32:54 [Preview] No.241624 del
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It's too early in the morning to deal with this sort of bullshit.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:37:51 [Preview] No.241625 del
All those nasty notifications.

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NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:44:43 [Preview] No.241628 del
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NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:46:05 [Preview] No.241629 del
The mignons and hash browns not doing it for you anymore? Time to upgrade to something stronger.

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NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 21:47:49 [Preview] No.241631 del
It really makes you wonder sometimes how they graduated.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:03:49 [Preview] No.241632 del
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/today-in-history/Greasy Surrender Monkey Lands-last-guillotine-execution-only-40-years-ago/news-story/8caad52e38a2761ea708fbfc8c767025

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:06:28 [Preview] No.241633 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:09:53 [Preview] No.241634 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:14:25 [Preview] No.241635 del
Sup baby.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:18:53 [Preview] No.241636 del
If Possum is the father of Nuro.
And Shire is the son of Weber.
And 10k is the brother of Possum.
And Nuro is the sister of Shire.
How is Weber related to 10k?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:19:59 [Preview] No.241637 del
I thought it had been accepted that 10K was Weber's uncle and Weber was Hitler's grandson?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:29:53 [Preview] No.241638 del
And Hitler was a bunyip.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:36:16 [Preview] No.241639 del
Boss is talking about burnout.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:37:32 [Preview] No.241640 del
what sort of car do they drive?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:37:42 [Preview] No.241641 del
There was a big race on the weekend.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:40:18 [Preview] No.241642 del
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NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:43:24 [Preview] No.241643 del
Skin infection city, if it didn't get it all out.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.241645 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:45:50 [Preview] No.241646 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:46:59 [Preview] No.241647 del
Morning NEETo

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:48:36 [Preview] No.241648 del
The wage beckons

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:49:29 [Preview] No.241649 del
Good luck and be safe.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:49:31 [Preview] No.241650 del
I'm a big gaybo!

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:49:56 [Preview] No.241651 del
You're not that big.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:50:08 [Preview] No.241652 del

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:54:17 [Preview] No.241653 del
no i actually picked up a beef and bacon burger and hash brown and icebreak from local caffe. That feed was too much its slowed me down.....

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:55:56 [Preview] No.241654 del
That was me.
You don't want to be here.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:57:13 [Preview] No.241655 del
You're a little gaybo

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:58:20 [Preview] No.241656 del
>no i actually picked up a beef and bacon burger and hash brown and icebreak from local caffe. That feed was too much its slowed me down.....
The road to Nurgle 2021 begins.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 22:58:30 [Preview] No.241657 del
1.5/38 over.
Although I got here half an hour late.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:00:14 [Preview] No.241658 del
>beef and bacon burger
That's not a breakfast food. You need something light in the mornings.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:01:26 [Preview] No.241659 del
Now boss is talking about 'teasing' information out of clients about how they want their toilet cleaned.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:02:18 [Preview] No.241660 del
A big greasy breaky burger is perfect breaky food.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:04:06 [Preview] No.241661 del
Is there more than one way to clean a toilet?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:04:46 [Preview] No.241662 del
>That's not a breakfast food
Yes it is

yeah part of my weigh loss plan is big breakies light lunch and light dinner and no food after 5:30pm

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:04:56 [Preview] No.241663 del
It is a sensitive subject.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:06:31 [Preview] No.241664 del
The poo throne is not an easy topic.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:09:06 [Preview] No.241665 del
That is a good plan.
I have a lot of difficulty eating in the morning, I know that I felt a lot better when having breaky.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:09:54 [Preview] No.241666 del
>I have a lot of difficulty eating in the morning
I can't eat straight out of bed.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:10:42 [Preview] No.241667 del
I didn't even know you could clean them. I hope none of you neets are demeaning yourselves by keeping your toilet clean - we have better things to do with our time.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:11:29 [Preview] No.241668 del
Most days I can't eat until the afternoon, and by then I normally wait until dinner.
If I have lunch, I feel like I'm crashing.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:21:44 [Preview] No.241669 del
My support worker cleans my toilet.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:25:44 [Preview] No.241670 del
Ask for a professional cleaner like VIP or Jim's etc. They're usually cheaper than a support worker and do a much better job.

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:28:10 [Preview] No.241671 del
Is this a test result?

NEET 10/18/2020 (Sun) 23:29:26 [Preview] No.241672 del
>'teasing' information
It isn't a question about race or ethnicity, why can they not ask directly?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:01:20 [Preview] No.241674 del
Should I go to IGA or Coles for my grocery shop?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:02:59 [Preview] No.241675 del
Go to the IGA and get a chook and chat up that other NEET's checkout chick

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:06:23 [Preview] No.241676 del
Nah, had to pay for it in a meal.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go for a drive soon.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:17:10 [Preview] No.241680 del
Going to IGA with my nigga.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:19:57 [Preview] No.241681 del
Did you take the day off, Cruisey?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:20:04 [Preview] No.241682 del
My body is build around my arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:21:55 [Preview] No.241683 del
I'm nothing more than a processing facility for my arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:24:43 [Preview] No.241684 del
My arse sublets its processing facilities to my cock for cock pissing of alcohol metabolites.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:24:57 [Preview] No.241685 del
Not him.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:26:39 [Preview] No.241686 del
I love how these sort of posts have evolved, it's a truly wonderful thing.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:26:39 [Preview] No.241687 del
Who else owns a black person?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:26:57 [Preview] No.241688 del
>he doesn't own a black

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:27:21 [Preview] No.241689 del
I have a headache. I think it might be because I drank eight (8) cans of Monster on the weekend and haven't had one today.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:28:29 [Preview] No.241690 del
Have a V.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:31:50 [Preview] No.241691 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:33:53 [Preview] No.241692 del
Monday morning customer meeting went extremely well.
No major issues to be concerned about this week. Smooth sailing. I think I've pretty much sorted out everything they need for now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:34:37 [Preview] No.241693 del
That's good to hear.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:42:23 [Preview] No.241694 del
Wage week hours

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:43:07 [Preview] No.241695 del
Because they don't know how to answer questions coherently.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:45:14 [Preview] No.241696 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:47:23 [Preview] No.241697 del
Ask simple questions, if they can complain about they can tell you about the problem:
>What do you use [products]?
>Can you show me?
>Is the toilet clean? Why not?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:52:50 [Preview] No.241698 del
Thinking about beers, cones, lines and durries on this boring Monday morning at the wage.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 00:55:07 [Preview] No.241699 del
I sometimes think about drugs as well.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:14:36 [Preview] No.241700 del
This headache is not getting any better. I even tried KFC.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:15:19 [Preview] No.241701 del
Which head?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:15:36 [Preview] No.241702 del
>I even tried KFC.
Big food?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:16:15 [Preview] No.241703 del
That spicy green Thai curry will be travelling at speed to the arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:16:21 [Preview] No.241704 del
KFC should have worked.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:17:10 [Preview] No.241706 del
The upstairs one.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:20:41 [Preview] No.241707 del
Thanks for the fap material fren. My hobby is jerking off to pictures of female acid attack/burn survivors. Seeing them lose their looks makes me happy. They deserve it. Is that normal?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:21:22 [Preview] No.241708 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:21:59 [Preview] No.241709 del
It is normal but we generally do not talk about it openly.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:24:07 [Preview] No.241710 del
morally yes, if you believe in morals.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:27:23 [Preview] No.241711 del
A typical shit day at the wage.
Going to apply for some other jobs tonight. Last time I said I would I didn't, but I'm fed up now

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:34:06 [Preview] No.241712 del
Karmically yes, if you believe in Buddhism.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:34:34 [Preview] No.241713 del
Remember, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:40:30 [Preview] No.241714 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:41:02 [Preview] No.241715 del
The road to my dungeon is paved with rose petals.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:42:11 [Preview] No.241716 del
>my dungeon

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:42:24 [Preview] No.241717 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:42:37 [Preview] No.241718 del
Quotationally, yes.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:43:53 [Preview] No.241719 del
The wage is half over.
Called up old mate to line up a fiddy.
Asked if he wanted to come over for a sesh, he said no.
Felt a bit gutted.
Last time he came over, I sort of kicked him out because I got too Dan'd.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:44:30 [Preview] No.241720 del
aka the kennel of mystery

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:44:50 [Preview] No.241721 del
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The road to hell is paved.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:47:24 [Preview] No.241722 del
>Confirmed: Trump Has Footage Of Hunter Biden Raping And Torturing Little Girls — Set To Release

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:47:58 [Preview] No.241723 del
You treat him poorly.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:48:28 [Preview] No.241724 del
Weber stole my endoscopy report.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:48:34 [Preview] No.241725 del
Not clicking that link. Is this just more of the InfoWars BS about a laptop nobody has seen?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:49:45 [Preview] No.241726 del
Weber supplies modified endoscopes to the medical industry, further enabling his arse surveillance program.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:56:57 [Preview] No.241727 del
Might get a whisky this weekend

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:57:25 [Preview] No.241728 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:02:23 [Preview] No.241729 del
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Played Duke Nukem 3D so many times over the past couple decades and only now seeing this. >tfw

You blow the blimp up and a heap of weapons/ammo/health fly out to help kill the final boss.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:03:32 [Preview] No.241730 del
Customer is rageing at me because a new patch we released is not only untested and buggy but takes forever to install and configured
Somehow this is my fault

Just fuck my shit up, I don't care anymore

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:05:21 [Preview] No.241731 del
can you not post wage shit here?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:05:26 [Preview] No.241732 del
Calm down

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:05:33 [Preview] No.241733 del
Actually I might've known but forgotten over the years

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:07:53 [Preview] No.241734 del
Don't police what people post.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:08:36 [Preview] No.241735 del
Shutup nerd

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:09:37 [Preview] No.241736 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:09:57 [Preview] No.241737 del
We're all going to die tomorrow lads.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:11:18 [Preview] No.241738 del
can't wait

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:11:24 [Preview] No.241739 del
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dump him

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:11:39 [Preview] No.241740 del
he meant to type diet

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:12:09 [Preview] No.241741 del
>The Alex Jones Show
>>Because there is a war on for your mind!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:13:32 [Preview] No.241742 del
Pajeet tier tech company.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:14:29 [Preview] No.241743 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:29:08 [Preview] No.241745 del
Oh well, guess I'll go put a paper bag over my head.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:34:27 [Preview] No.241746 del
Low quality post.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:39:59 [Preview] No.241747 del
Already too late to apply for that course I wanted to start in February next year. I signed up for email alerts about it and never got anything for it. I fucking give up.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:42:48 [Preview] No.241749 del
tafe? ring them

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:43:01 [Preview] No.241750 del
Stop posting pictures of yourself.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:45:50 [Preview] No.241751 del
6th beer. Might order some pizza

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:46:55 [Preview] No.241752 del
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party on

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:47:02 [Preview] No.241753 del
A lot of places accept late applications but they do not guarantee a place.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:48:07 [Preview] No.241754 del
Day 19.
Urge to start wage day-drinking has never been higher.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:50:09 [Preview] No.241755 del
Have a few. No-one's looking.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:50:58 [Preview] No.241756 del
You are doing well, continue on.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 02:54:09 [Preview] No.241757 del
Is that a thick gook girl in the background taking care of baby?
That guys got it going on

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:01:05 [Preview] No.241758 del
I think I'm just going to bite the bullet and do a Tertiary Preparation Program at my local uni. The biggest issue facing me with going back to uni is confidence, especially since I'm leaning more towards degrees that dumb ass me wasn't interested in during high school so never did classes relating to them.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:02:06 [Preview] No.241759 del
Apply and point out that you subscribed to their bullshit and never received anything. Put it back on them.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:02:14 [Preview] No.241761 del
what do you wanna do at uni?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:02:14 [Preview] No.241760 del
Nothing you did in highschool applies to uni.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:02:46 [Preview] No.241762 del
When she gets tired of being a maid she will sue him for sexual harassment saying he pressured her into all the sex and she will get a 5 million dollar payout.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:04:29 [Preview] No.241763 del
I'm thinking either medical imaging or medical sonography.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:10:32 [Preview] No.241764 del
sounds good

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:15:01 [Preview] No.241765 del
Don't give up now when you're so close m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:15:39 [Preview] No.241766 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:16:58 [Preview] No.241767 del
No you don't

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:21:08 [Preview] No.241768 del
quit it!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:22:18 [Preview] No.241769 del
100mg of caffeine down the hatch

I just might. Credit card debt is better than working. A month or two as a NEET might be good

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:23:11 [Preview] No.241770 del
Wank it!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:29:41 [Preview] No.241771 del
I did that online a few years back through the Sunshine Coase Uni. Had to do the final maths and English tests in person though, the latter of which I failed.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:29:52 [Preview] No.241772 del
Verbal complaint to head office down their hatch.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:31:11 [Preview] No.241773 del
>Verbal complaint
shit's getting real

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:31:16 [Preview] No.241774 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:34:48 [Preview] No.241775 del
It must be the day for shit workplaces.
Some female manager, who has recently inserted herself into change control proceedings, has rejected a Thursday evening firewall upgrade in favour of a business hours upgrade on a Monday. The mind boggles.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:39:32 [Preview] No.241776 del
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>A month or two
That's what we all said at first...

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:39:33 [Preview] No.241777 del
There is nothing worse than women with authority in the work place.
All of my experiences with female management in my manual labour wage positions were horrible.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:44:47 [Preview] No.241778 del
Made croutons from a 2-day old baguette, for salads/snacking, and made a Korean cucumber salad.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:46:57 [Preview] No.241779 del
Does a Korean cucumber taste like a continental cucumber? They look the same.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:49:21 [Preview] No.241780 del
>continental cucumber
Ffffffuck. I knew I forgot to buy something.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:50:50 [Preview] No.241781 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:54:03 [Preview] No.241783 del
Did you raise your concerns over the impact of this decision?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:55:15 [Preview] No.241784 del
Nah, I'm going to run with it.
She can explain why she thought an outage during business hours that affected ~2000 employees was a good idea.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:55:19 [Preview] No.241785 del
I found it interesting that this part was left till later in the article.
>I blurt these things out partly because one of my multiple diagnoses is autism spectrum disorder and — as the comedian Hannah Gadsby puts it about her own autism:

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:55:47 [Preview] No.241786 del
Based and Webby pilled.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:55:53 [Preview] No.241787 del
The office manager was scared.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:57:18 [Preview] No.241788 del
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You seem to have uploaded the wrong image.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:58:30 [Preview] No.241789 del
It was that way the first couple of years after high school, now it's the other picture.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:58:52 [Preview] No.241790 del
I'm a big gaybo!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:59:25 [Preview] No.241791 del
They ripped you off according to the promotional email I received today which states a free small drink and fries with a parmi burger. But I'm wondering if it's for QLD only.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 03:59:33 [Preview] No.241792 del
That's alright, mate, it's 2020.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:00:01 [Preview] No.241793 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:01:02 [Preview] No.241794 del
Calm down.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:02:54 [Preview] No.241795 del
Big money maker?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:03:34 [Preview] No.241796 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:03:44 [Preview] No.241797 del
You need to get a smile back on your dial.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:04:15 [Preview] No.241798 del
Possum tried to brand my FUPA once.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:05:11 [Preview] No.241799 del
You bloody well are not.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:05:14 [Preview] No.241800 del
do you guys actually shower

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:05:34 [Preview] No.241801 del
Which dial?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:05:53 [Preview] No.241802 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:06:31 [Preview] No.241803 del
Only Indians don't.


NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:07:20 [Preview] No.241804 del
Had enough of today.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:07:38 [Preview] No.241805 del
82 minutes to go

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:07:40 [Preview] No.241806 del
It was actually a Continental that I used. It's the flavourings that make it 'Korean/Chinese/Asian/Gook/Whatever', not the type of cucumber. Sorry for the confusion. Look-up 'smashed cucumber salad' if you're interested.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:09:07 [Preview] No.241807 del
YES And it had no T&C about the matter. So FUCK YOU

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:10:39 [Preview] No.241808 del
you'd best BACK the FUCK OFF

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:10:50 [Preview] No.241809 del
I never made any claims to Mr Spergman that he'd receive anything free with purchase of the parmi burger.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:12:58 [Preview] No.241812 del
Themselves and Nuro have been known to cross rods in times of need.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:13:25 [Preview] No.241813 del
Cock and arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:14:04 [Preview] No.241814 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:14:28 [Preview] No.241815 del
I like watching my coworkers ask for help and deliberately staying silent so they make relatively large fuckups which receive no disciplinary action. Is that normal?

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:17:12 [Preview] No.241818 del
I've actually just concluded my playdate with my NEETtwinkie.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:18:46 [Preview] No.241819 del
It needs to be played with!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:19:28 [Preview] No.241820 del
Could just be QLD then.
Went for a drive through Shitbourne CBD and into the bayside area, it was a pleasant drive, I would have stopped by the beach if it wasn't drizzling. Visted Dan for a couple of beers and a bottle of whiskey since I finished the Jameson I bought a few weeks ago, on the way back one of the bottles broke, spilling beer all over the bag and the carpet of my boot, I'm going to have to clean it somehow as the entire boot smells of beer now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:19:55 [Preview] No.241821 del
In the kind of mood that ends me with getting super Danned and calling in sick tomorrow

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:21:10 [Preview] No.241822 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:21:22 [Preview] No.241823 del
in other words, a day ending in Y

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:24:54 [Preview] No.241824 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:26:15 [Preview] No.241825 del
I bought some Woodstock bourbon and cola that was on sale.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:28:31 [Preview] No.241826 del
Yeah fuck it I reckon 19 days might just be good enough

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:29:25 [Preview] No.241827 del
For a good wank?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:29:41 [Preview] No.241828 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:30:55 [Preview] No.241829 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:31:54 [Preview] No.241830 del
You are not, you just wanted to red text.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:34:15 [Preview] No.241831 del
He started it though. I was just defending my honour, something that idiot knows nothing about.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:38:12 [Preview] No.241832 del
O'Kelly is live, and exploring Las Vegas

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nITUOQQ4KYo [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:40:47 [Preview] No.241833 del
Massive, unsupervised gaybos will roam the NEET compound 24/7, preying on unsuspecting NEETs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:42:19 [Preview] No.241834 del
Pajeet is struggling to find the port a service on a server is using.
The first Google result gives you the answer but that's a bit of an ask of him.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:42:29 [Preview] No.241835 del
There is only one gay BO

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:42:45 [Preview] No.241836 del
Any port in a storm.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:50:13 [Preview] No.241837 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 04:54:20 [Preview] No.241838 del
>not watching rv6
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lz3L8VQc-no [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:00:40 [Preview] No.241840 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:03:28 [Preview] No.241841 del
Is this YouTuber tranny pilled?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:04:07 [Preview] No.241842 del
I heard he has a big gape.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:04:15 [Preview] No.241843 del
Bunch of wankers. Bet you were the one who mentioned bakedalaska's removal.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:07:51 [Preview] No.241844 del
Pre-op tranny, yes. 61 years old. Has a kid or two from a former wife. Claims to have lived in China for several years working for a bank. Also claims to have been offered a position within the FBI but turned it down due to working in China. A sometimes arrogant person but I enjoy the live streams of places I'd love to visit.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:14:49 [Preview] No.241845 del
>I enjoy the live streams of places I'd love to visit.
It seemed interesting what I saw, if I wasn't doing too much I would watch it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:17:27 [Preview] No.241846 del
Potato salad. Store bought, of course

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:20:44 [Preview] No.241847 del
I bought a kilo of mince that was on sale, it expires tomorrow. All motivation to cook has left my arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:27:10 [Preview] No.241848 del
>All motivation to cook has left my arse.
What about motivation from the cock?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:27:58 [Preview] No.241849 del
All motivation for life has left my arse too.
I'm just sitting here doing literally nothing. Haven't been this low energy in weeks. Not sure why.
I might chuck in the sober October towel tonight.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:29:46 [Preview] No.241850 del
Do it!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:31:39 [Preview] No.241851 del
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Two more of these to go.
The motivation from the cock might be what it takes to cook. Thank you NEET.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:31:41 [Preview] No.241852 del
I am home NOOTs
noot noot

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:33:23 [Preview] No.241853 del
Thanks for checking it out anyway. IT will be available for replay but I find with any live-stream it's more enjoyable watching it live.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:33:27 [Preview] No.241854 del
Sobriety is ruining your life. You need to get back on the booze ASAP.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:34:44 [Preview] No.241855 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:35:54 [Preview] No.241856 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cKk0PdC0HKI [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:35:56 [Preview] No.241857 del
Too much sugar bro

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:36:49 [Preview] No.241858 del
>thinking about the time Possum vocarooed himself singing the Plucka Duck song

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:38:13 [Preview] No.241860 del
I've been meaning to make some since I bought a 4kg bag of taters a week ago. Depression is a hell of a drug.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:39:01 [Preview] No.241861 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_JnQ6HUZsQ [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:39:18 [Preview] No.241862 del
whats taters precious

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:39:33 [Preview] No.241863 del
Freeze it!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:39:49 [Preview] No.241864 del
>that rush to greet you

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:40:35 [Preview] No.241865 del
Yeah fuck it. Going for some oaties

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:40:40 [Preview] No.241866 del
I wonder if faggots make frozen mince meat dildos and stuff

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:40:59 [Preview] No.241867 del
Try 10+ years you soft cock

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:41:19 [Preview] No.241868 del
you better heckin not mongk

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:41:58 [Preview] No.241869 del
Don't discourage him.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:42:23 [Preview] No.241870 del
I don't know, do they?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:42:30 [Preview] No.241871 del
Very good decision. Your life is going to take an upswing from here.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:42:40 [Preview] No.241872 del
I feel like I will be letting webber down though.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:43:14 [Preview] No.241873 del
How would I know?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:43:23 [Preview] No.241874 del
Woody premixes were among my favourites as a kid (late teens/early 20's). Nowadays the cola just gets in the way...

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:43:32 [Preview] No.241875 del
You will be. Stay sober.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:44:16 [Preview] No.241876 del
Potato salad wrap.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:44:55 [Preview] No.241877 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:45:00 [Preview] No.241878 del
They are normie-tier streamers

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:46:01 [Preview] No.241879 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:46:06 [Preview] No.241880 del
Probably the dumbest reply I've seen on this board

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:46:23 [Preview] No.241881 del
arrrrgggg FUUUUUUCK


NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:46:44 [Preview] No.241882 del
i bet you watch that chillin dude

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:46:47 [Preview] No.241883 del
Dan Murphy's real last name was Murphstein.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:47:05 [Preview] No.241884 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:47:20 [Preview] No.241885 del
Get them m8. You are more fun when you're drunk.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:47:37 [Preview] No.241886 del
Oh come now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.241887 del
Then yours swooped in and took the trophy.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:48:17 [Preview] No.241888 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.241889 del
No, you don't need any, finish October, you're almost there.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:53:34 [Preview] No.241890 del
Fuck no I despise Numpty

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:55:34 [Preview] No.241891 del
Maybe just a normal 6pack.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:56:46 [Preview] No.241892 del
Straight to the arse and out the cock.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:57:14 [Preview] No.241893 del
You made it the full 19 days. You should reward yourself with 2 6 packs seeing that it's Monday.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 05:59:27 [Preview] No.241894 del
Might not tbh. I think the shame would be worse than the buzz.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:01:05 [Preview] No.241895 del
Crack open a can!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:03:57 [Preview] No.241896 del
Just drink enough to drown out the shame.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:04:25 [Preview] No.241897 del
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no backing out

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:05:56 [Preview] No.241898 del
There's no shame in succumbing to an urge now that you would have succumb to sooner or later. There's no reason to delay the inevitable.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:06:00 [Preview] No.241899 del
Might have a doobie though

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:06:18 [Preview] No.241900 del
You NEETs trying to derail Monk should be ashamed of yourselves.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:06:27 [Preview] No.241901 del
Straight to the lungs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:06:39 [Preview] No.241902 del
Cunt, I've tell you, we'll see how it goes after this month is up. Just give it a chance yeah?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:06:43 [Preview] No.241903 del
They should be.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:11:52 [Preview] No.241904 del
Monk fully intends to derail himself once October is up anyway. 19 days or 30 days it makes no difference. He is not even trying to make a lasting change.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:23:28 [Preview] No.241905 del
I do not. Just one weekend bender.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:26:11 [Preview] No.241906 del
just give in
it's over

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:28:18 [Preview] No.241907 del
its pathetic that you addicts can't go a month without alcohol

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:29:05 [Preview] No.241908 del
>Stewart's Guide to Anal Sex
>>Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy with more defined symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:34:05 [Preview] No.241909 del
TBF I'm probably the only real alco here that would suffer life-threatening withdrawal symptoms after a few days abstinence. The rest are boong posers.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:34:22 [Preview] No.241910 del
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Got four (4) of these in different flavours because they were on special. Bit light on meat, but taste OK I guess.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:34:40 [Preview] No.241911 del
don't worry it will happen to you to
only a matter of time

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:36:00 [Preview] No.241912 del
>Made for One
>Got four
big boi

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:36:07 [Preview] No.241913 del
them being posers makes it even more pathetic
shit meme

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:36:30 [Preview] No.241914 del
If you have to actively think about not drinking, rather than simply not drinking without even thinking about it, you've already lost. Faced with this situation, a real man would choose to turn this weakness into his strength, and the only way you're going to be able to do this is by facing your demons and having a beer. By not having a beer, you're giving into your weakness.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:37:00 [Preview] No.241915 del
Fuck off nofun

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:38:36 [Preview] No.241916 del
I had the DTs on day four.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:39:33 [Preview] No.241917 del
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imagine doing this

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:40:39 [Preview] No.241918 del
It sounds more like a snack. How much where they?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:40:51 [Preview] No.241919 del
looks icky

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:41:12 [Preview] No.241920 del
Leaving her arse untouched, no thank you.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:41:52 [Preview] No.241921 del
poo lives in there

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:43:25 [Preview] No.241924 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:44:25 [Preview] No.241925 del
A double ended dildo is made for two m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:46:42 [Preview] No.241926 del
You can wish that's two men all you like, won't make it so.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:47:39 [Preview] No.241927 del
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How much does this cost in your neck of the woods?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:48:09 [Preview] No.241928 del
Three blowjobs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:48:24 [Preview] No.241929 del
Open wide gayness.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:48:31 [Preview] No.241930 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:48:40 [Preview] No.241931 del
Put on a load at the coin laundry.
Gonna do a leg workout now before cooking a kilo of chicken and some veg.
Oaties can wait till another day.

A Q? 70-90 buckos

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:49:20 [Preview] No.241932 del
I have been expecting you.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:50:14 [Preview] No.241933 del
His angelic harmonies could tame the wildest arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:50:21 [Preview] No.241934 del
>Put on a load
Big load?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:50:38 [Preview] No.241935 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:51:12 [Preview] No.241936 del
Big ol' salami.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pL5usTutJgU [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:51:34 [Preview] No.241937 del
He cares about you.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:51:47 [Preview] No.241938 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:52:37 [Preview] No.241939 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:52:40 [Preview] No.241940 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:52:56 [Preview] No.241941 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:52:58 [Preview] No.241942 del
He has finally got his shit together. Sort of.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:53:50 [Preview] No.241943 del
>shit together
>still posts here

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:54:06 [Preview] No.241944 del
It's hotter when enjoyed with a refreshing, alcoholic beverage.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.241945 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:54:32 [Preview] No.241946 del
Cost me fiddy

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:54:56 [Preview] No.241947 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:55:13 [Preview] No.241948 del
there is a poo stirring in my bottom region

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:55:18 [Preview] No.241949 del
It's stinky.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.241950 del
What are you implying?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:58:05 [Preview] No.241951 del
Having your shit together is just a state of mind. It doesn't matter if you're sober or not. Not being able to handle your alcohol is a sign of weakness.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:58:19 [Preview] No.241952 del
god just 500 grams of mince and some pataks rogan josh could make 7 of those ... easiest thing to cook m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.241953 del
no one here has their 'shit together'

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:58:52 [Preview] No.241954 del
who the fuck puts mince in a curry

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:59:08 [Preview] No.241955 del
mine is getting pushed in right now

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:59:15 [Preview] No.241956 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:59:33 [Preview] No.241957 del
What is a Rogan Josh? I encountered it yesterday when I was at Aldi, the name doesn't even sound remotely Indian

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:59:39 [Preview] No.241958 del
thats more than a Q

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 06:59:43 [Preview] No.241959 del
I don't get it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.241960 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:01:19 [Preview] No.241961 del
i do. lamb mince in the freezer and rogan josh in the cupboard. its my fuck im wasted and forgot to do the shopping emergency feed

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:01:50 [Preview] No.241962 del
are you unable to look it up?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.241963 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.241964 del
freeze a tray of cubed lamb next time

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:03:06 [Preview] No.241965 del
Yeah his internet is broken.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:03:12 [Preview] No.241966 del
In spite of looking it up, the name doesn't even sound remotely Indian

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:03:27 [Preview] No.241967 del
home from work and already have drank 600ml of goon chilled before i have got out of the shower. not replying to bugman his lame shit is not even worth a (you)

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:04:44 [Preview] No.241968 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:05:05 [Preview] No.241969 del
probably because the spelling became corrupted over time thanks to the brits
I think the original sanskrit translation comes out ghosht or something

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:05:06 [Preview] No.241970 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:05:13 [Preview] No.241971 del
Solid meme idea, execution a let down.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:05:46 [Preview] No.241972 del
Some might say so

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:06:18 [Preview] No.241973 del
I only have mspaint and googles images was a let down

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:06:58 [Preview] No.241974 del
You are getting lax in controlling your tone again Nuro. Be vigilant.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:07:28 [Preview] No.241975 del
>home from work and already have drank 600ml of goon
Now this is based. Monk, take a leaf out of Nuro's book.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:08:32 [Preview] No.241976 del
>already have drank 600ml of goon chilled
That is based. We can only hope to achieve a fraction of what you have.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.241977 del
You're more than a Q

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:09:33 [Preview] No.241978 del
Cut the fucking attitude.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:10:06 [Preview] No.241979 del
He is Q

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:10:15 [Preview] No.241980 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:10:48 [Preview] No.241981 del
We would do well to listen to his insights then.
He is wise beyond words.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:10:50 [Preview] No.241982 del
I just did 3 sets of squats and some calf raises.
Going to the coin laundry again. Going to take my laptop and have a look into AWS deep racer. There's a slack channel at work for it and I wanna see if I can rub shoulders with the big boys.

If I got on it tonight it probably would have been a multi day bender. I'd probably be finishing the last of coke at sunrise tomorrow morning. Drinking in a bad mood is bad for me.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:11:38 [Preview] No.241983 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:12:11 [Preview] No.241984 del
my anus is going to be slack after i take this poo

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:16:10 [Preview] No.241985 del
My anus uses slack.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:16:18 [Preview] No.241986 del
>AWS deep racer
Looks interesting, good luck.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:16:38 [Preview] No.241987 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:17:33 [Preview] No.241988 del
Different anuses. Mine designed the roof at Curtin university, so it's already shit itself.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:18:16 [Preview] No.241989 del
Gonna cook that mince soon.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:22:05 [Preview] No.241990 del
Gonna mince that cock soon.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:23:13 [Preview] No.241991 del
It's quickly approaching dinner time

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:23:18 [Preview] No.241992 del
¡muy caliente!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:24:44 [Preview] No.241993 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:26:44 [Preview] No.241994 del
KEK, but seriously q is the worst thing to happen to open source intelligence in a long time

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:27:26 [Preview] No.241995 del
so whats the boards take on coof poster ?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:28:28 [Preview] No.241996 del
You have done well Monk. We're proud of you.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:28:49 [Preview] No.241997 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:30:00 [Preview] No.241998 del
He seems to target you Nuro, some form of Nuro antagonism although I don't know if he is the same one doing the less subtle antagonism.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:30:19 [Preview] No.241999 del
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Throw in a heap of Chillies

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:31:40 [Preview] No.242000 del
Cruisey won't take me drinking at The Hairy Mallard.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:31:46 [Preview] No.242001 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:33:56 [Preview] No.242002 del
My arse!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:34:17 [Preview] No.242003 del
He won't even let you see Helen.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:34:35 [Preview] No.242004 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:35:12 [Preview] No.242005 del
Cock and arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:37:08 [Preview] No.242006 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:37:14 [Preview] No.242007 del
Well can you blame him, after what you did when Possum took you there?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:43:03 [Preview] No.242008 del
He's my favourite poster.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:45:43 [Preview] No.242009 del
You what it'd be fucked?
Imagine if it's Assange.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:46:18 [Preview] No.242010 del
I know you don't like him, and I've learnt how to ignore almost everything.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:46:55 [Preview] No.242011 del
>The Hairy Mallard.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.242012 del
>not replying to bugman his lame shit is not even worth a (you)
But you'll talk about him, kek.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:11 [Preview] No.242013 del
Not much to see now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:23 [Preview] No.242014 del
baked just maced someone
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_JnQ6HUZsQ [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:39 [Preview] No.242015 del
You are him and you have a bad fucking attitude.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:54 [Preview] No.242016 del
ha no its just a psyop

yeah the coofer is so low energy he is not even worth replying too

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.242017 del
Fucking attitude problem, is what it is.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:48:37 [Preview] No.242018 del
>please talk about me

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:49:11 [Preview] No.242019 del
I don't think they would be able to put enough money in to invent something so authentically retarded.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.242020 del
um you know how much money (((those))) spooks have got ?? spoiler: all of it

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.242021 del
Yet you keep talking about him, which is feeding it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:57:09 [Preview] No.242022 del
Dinner is nearly ready

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:57:44 [Preview] No.242023 del
Getting into low quality /pol/ schizo posting again.
What are you having for dinner and did you make enough for all of us?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:59:43 [Preview] No.242024 del
>What are you having for dinner and did you make enough for all of us?
Leftovers from last night: butter chicken, mixed vegetables and mashed potato

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 07:59:50 [Preview] No.242025 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=466rT-dUaEM [Embed]

This is very good, if you want to listen to some music.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:01:10 [Preview] No.242026 del
You missed an important part of my question. I have a feeling I'm not going to like the outcome though.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.242027 del
I have some.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:01:33 [Preview] No.242028 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:02:21 [Preview] No.242029 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:02:56 [Preview] No.242030 del
nice try looser

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.242031 del
Feed me.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:04:11 [Preview] No.242032 del
Mate, I'm not that NEET and you're lashing out at me for no reason. I'm just trying to give you some advice.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:04:19 [Preview] No.242033 del
I have always Clapton to be lacking passion and dynamism. His music is just bleh to me.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:04:30 [Preview] No.242034 del
I wish a NEET could feed me like a baby bird.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:04:36 [Preview] No.242035 del
My arse is posting again.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.242036 del
Well bantered.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.242037 del
my olive addiction is spiraling out of controll. 2nd pack this week. Anyone know a grower ?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:06:47 [Preview] No.242038 del
fuck off

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:07:23 [Preview] No.242039 del
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Dinner is ready

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:08:00 [Preview] No.242040 del
Are you more a shower?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:08:07 [Preview] No.242041 del
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Have a grub cuz

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.242042 del
Good one third mix on that plate.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:09:09 [Preview] No.242043 del
that's not a proper feed

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.242044 del
Why are you getting hostile at me? I'm curious what I did wrong to you now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:10:30 [Preview] No.242045 del
That's another good meal.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:11:57 [Preview] No.242046 del
Looks good mate, wish I was getting some of that and not the witchety grubs instead.
Have to take what I can, I guess. Thanks mate.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:12:14 [Preview] No.242047 del
fuck off cunt

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:12:39 [Preview] No.242048 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:13:31 [Preview] No.242049 del
Sure, whatever mate. Have a good evening.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:17:24 [Preview] No.242050 del
you are literally this monkey and everyone knows it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBcn2Pq3zTQ [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:19:38 [Preview] No.242051 del
Gonna get some curry
Yous've inspired me

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:20:17 [Preview] No.242052 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:21:45 [Preview] No.242053 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:22:12 [Preview] No.242054 del
get chinese chicken satay

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:22:43 [Preview] No.242055 del
The album this song is from was one of my first albums I got for myself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JCCXXJHHMiI [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:26:01 [Preview] No.242056 del
>tfw severely depressed

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:26:45 [Preview] No.242057 del
Hullo Shitey!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:27:43 [Preview] No.242058 del
What is that surface shitey? Is it a bench? I noticed you had your computer setup on it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:27:48 [Preview] No.242059 del
The melting moments from Aldi are delicious

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:28:07 [Preview] No.242060 del
I feel like I've seen this one before.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:28:31 [Preview] No.242061 del
maybe a girlfriend would help

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:28:52 [Preview] No.242062 del
Why are you getting hostile at him? I'm curious what he did wrong to you now.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:29:01 [Preview] No.242063 del
How much do they cost?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:29:12 [Preview] No.242064 del
he broke the rules

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:29:37 [Preview] No.242065 del
You questioned Nuro

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:30:09 [Preview] No.242066 del
He does squats and eats yoghurt smoothies while checking his calendar in gym shorts while looking at the gen.
He is a young man on the go.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:30:26 [Preview] No.242067 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:30:46 [Preview] No.242068 del
I will give them a try one day.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:31:04 [Preview] No.242069 del
You're not replying to the NEET nuro was being a sour puss at for no reason.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:31:10 [Preview] No.242070 del
motherfucking Based as hell

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:31:10 [Preview] No.242071 del
bout tree fiddy

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:31:53 [Preview] No.242072 del
> for no reason
apply for a job at CNN

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:32:24 [Preview] No.242073 del
I had drinks with a girl from work on friday. Probably closest thing I have ever had to a date. She has been giving me one word responses since. Oh well. She has three kids and a lot of other baggage, for the best.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:32:31 [Preview] No.242074 del
>melting moments
Which flavour?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:32:43 [Preview] No.242075 del
Put your flag back on.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:33:16 [Preview] No.242076 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:33:47 [Preview] No.242077 del
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Just getting around to trying this on another NOOT's recommendation. It's not bad.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:34:25 [Preview] No.242078 del
ok have a whisky

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:34:54 [Preview] No.242079 del
What happened to that NewJobNEET who had to have a pre-work meeting with his boss? Did he get the sack?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:34:56 [Preview] No.242080 del
Not a very produtive day today but far from my worst.
Having a goon and doing some uni work.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:35:15 [Preview] No.242081 del
Honestly sounds like you deserve better than that.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:35:24 [Preview] No.242082 del
>She has been giving me one word responses since
Do you know what you did wrong?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:35:59 [Preview] No.242083 del
He did nothing wrong.
He is the prize.
She is damaged goods with a tunnel cunt.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:37:20 [Preview] No.242084 del
Good question, I wonder what happened as well.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:37:54 [Preview] No.242085 del
I hope the neet in question is ok.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:39:36 [Preview] No.242086 del
she was just being nice and not interested in him

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:39:52 [Preview] No.242087 del
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It's not really a bench. Just a little desk with a fancy finish
Made it with leftovers from last night's dinner

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:40:39 [Preview] No.242088 del
wassup reading comprehension neet

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:40:51 [Preview] No.242089 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KYrdHW38IqA [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:41:27 [Preview] No.242090 del
clean those cetaphil smears off that ipad

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:41:48 [Preview] No.242091 del
>a fancy finish
It is very aesthetically pleasing.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:41:58 [Preview] No.242092 del
> ipad

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:42:14 [Preview] No.242093 del
That's sometimes me.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:43:01 [Preview] No.242094 del
I need a new desk and monitor.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:43:08 [Preview] No.242095 del
I was honestly pretty non spergy and felt like I didn't put my foot in it. She did spill her guts and over shared big time. Maybe she is embarrassed about that but I don't know.

Worked with her a fair bit lately, she had been really friendly and nice. Went out of her way to find me on facebook, started messaging me etc. Think the rare female attention blinded me.
It became pretty apparent it wasn't really a date when she told me she might have a thing with 'x' coworker after they went daydrinking at the beach. Didn't really want to accept it because tfw lonely

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:43:16 [Preview] No.242096 del
if this website wasn't so shit i wouldn't quote wrong posts

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:43:42 [Preview] No.242097 del
Possum misunderstood one of Nuros posts once resulting in a humorous exchange of banter.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:43:43 [Preview] No.242098 del
I want you to a pick a brand before you post it again.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:44:31 [Preview] No.242099 del
lg ips

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:44:41 [Preview] No.242100 del
Very nice and tidy setup m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:44:53 [Preview] No.242101 del
You will to lick the site and love it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.242102 del
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It's all practice for when it goes right m8,sucks when you get your hopes up though.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:45:35 [Preview] No.242103 del
nah i will just be a subversive anonymous coward like (You)

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:45:35 [Preview] No.242104 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:46:11 [Preview] No.242105 del
>sea salt

i do not like this meem

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:46:28 [Preview] No.242106 del
probably just wanting somebody to distract from her 3 crotch spawn for a bit

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.242107 del
You WILL lick the meem.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:47:04 [Preview] No.242108 del
I should of learnt all this 10 years ago but that is all water under the bridge now.

Might try to find something to read or advice that isn't PUA shit.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:47:16 [Preview] No.242109 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:47:47 [Preview] No.242110 del
is that external screen for ants ??

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:48:00 [Preview] No.242111 del
Just let them talk and make agreeable murmuring noises works with most of them.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:48:15 [Preview] No.242112 del
They should make a salted caramel one, assuming they haven't already.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:48:39 [Preview] No.242113 del
She doesn't even have custody lol. They live with her 'abusive' exs mother.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:48:49 [Preview] No.242114 del
Yours is much better na more expensive and cooler nuro

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:49:29 [Preview] No.242115 del
size matters

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:49:36 [Preview] No.242116 del
I think you dodged a bullet.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:50:08 [Preview] No.242117 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:50:35 [Preview] No.242118 del
drinking pepsi max mango

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:50:58 [Preview] No.242119 del
If you like to boast then I guess it does

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:51:14 [Preview] No.242120 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:51:21 [Preview] No.242121 del
Fair call. This is what zero pussy does to a bloke.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:51:37 [Preview] No.242122 del
>pepsi max mango
Holy fuck, that's an interesting combination. How's it taste in your opinion?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:51:44 [Preview] No.242123 del
I need to get a new monitor

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:52:36 [Preview] No.242124 del
Please wordfilter new monitor to gay prostitute BO

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:52:42 [Preview] No.242125 del
you do know if every coof is targeted at nuro your ip will get banned for nuro antagonism ?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:53:57 [Preview] No.242126 del
it's good
the mango is only in the aftertaste

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:54:34 [Preview] No.242127 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:54:41 [Preview] No.242128 del
>nuro antagonism

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.242129 del
I guess it's also heavily dependent on if the drinker likes Pepsi Max as well. If I ever see it and it's on sale I might buy a bottle.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:55:31 [Preview] No.242130 del
imagine getting banned for that haha he actually did

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:56:19 [Preview] No.242131 del
It's like having a spoilt retarded 10 year old in the room.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:56:56 [Preview] No.242132 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:57:12 [Preview] No.242133 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:58:24 [Preview] No.242134 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.242135 del
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whats worse is the banned fag even cried afterwards

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:58:36 [Preview] No.242136 del
That's insulting to 10 year olds.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:58:57 [Preview] No.242137 del
chink nigger

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 08:59:51 [Preview] No.242138 del
is that a chigger or a nink?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:00:00 [Preview] No.242139 del
10mg of temazepam, 5mg of valium and 2mg of melatonin down the hatch

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:00:12 [Preview] No.242140 del
That's true, a lot of them have more dignity than nuroo.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:00:20 [Preview] No.242141 del
This just blew my mind.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:00:33 [Preview] No.242142 del
ASIO / CCCP / 10K / NoFun / Monaro tyvm

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:00:54 [Preview] No.242143 del
The mind of which head?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:01:01 [Preview] No.242144 del
Well Drugged NEET

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:01:07 [Preview] No.242145 del
Goodnight mate, I hope you have a good sleep.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:01:28 [Preview] No.242146 del
G'night m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:01:39 [Preview] No.242147 del
Hd was banned for making a 3rd non-Pepe thread and impersonation. Please improve your reading comprehension.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:01:52 [Preview] No.242148 del
Followed by rough sex.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:02:15 [Preview] No.242149 del
>gay prostitute BO

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:02:35 [Preview] No.242150 del
>10mg of temazepam, 5mg of valium
why that combo?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:02:42 [Preview] No.242151 del
That goes without saying.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.242152 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:03:04 [Preview] No.242153 del
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sweet dreams neet

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:03:17 [Preview] No.242154 del
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more like CCPIGGER

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:03:19 [Preview] No.242155 del
The one I'm about to feed.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:03:30 [Preview] No.242156 del
I would publicly like to announce that I do not think the BO is a gay prostitute.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:03:55 [Preview] No.242157 del
It comes without saying.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:04:04 [Preview] No.242158 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:04:12 [Preview] No.242159 del
You're never alone when you can laugh at your own jokes.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:04:20 [Preview] No.242160 del
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having a good laff on another board. This one is a bit gay tonight.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:04:41 [Preview] No.242161 del
With a loose gape and scared of fish.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:04:49 [Preview] No.242162 del
I heard Possums O face is motionless.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:05:21 [Preview] No.242163 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:05:54 [Preview] No.242164 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:06:02 [Preview] No.242165 del
You will embrace the gape.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:06:19 [Preview] No.242166 del
If you look straight into his pupils, you can see movement.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:06:33 [Preview] No.242167 del
NEET waxing.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:06:41 [Preview] No.242168 del
I would be too afraid.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:07:11 [Preview] No.242169 del
Nothing can embrace that gape.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.242170 del
Waxing crescent moon tonight.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:07:50 [Preview] No.242171 del
Gaped perfection.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:07:57 [Preview] No.242172 del
If you embrace the gape too deeply the gape embraces you.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:08:16 [Preview] No.242173 del
Sounds painful

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:08:33 [Preview] No.242174 del
Audibly chuckled at this.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:08:41 [Preview] No.242175 del
That's where you live for now on. In his pupils. Forever.
The movement you saw was trapped souls from previous O moments.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:08:50 [Preview] No.242176 del
Muslim crotch treatments

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:08:59 [Preview] No.242177 del
You will learn to lick it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:09:07 [Preview] No.242178 del
That bitch deserves it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:09:14 [Preview] No.242179 del
How far is 'deep'?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.242180 del
Only the soles of your feet should be showing.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.242181 del
I bet BO has dance moves to accompany memes, and some of them are sexual.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:10:44 [Preview] No.242183 del
Climb up inside and steer that bitch round like a puppet

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:10:57 [Preview] No.242184 del
It's come to my attention that some NEETs post on other boards.

Can anyone gives some suggestions? This is literally the only board I visit, it may as well be the only website outside of youtube etc that I use. I feel lonely on the internet.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:11:05 [Preview] No.242185 del
I could walk him around while he was sitting down.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:11:40 [Preview] No.242186 del
4 chan pol

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:12:00 [Preview] No.242187 del
I'm the same, I read things elsewhere but don't post.
Who needs other places ay? Fuck 'em.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:12:08 [Preview] No.242188 del
I've seen a few of them and most of them are for sexual.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:12:35 [Preview] No.242189 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:12:52 [Preview] No.242190 del
there's nowhere else

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:13:45 [Preview] No.242191 del
I watched him through the window while posting cumdies over and over again.
I couldn't see through the window by the end.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:13:53 [Preview] No.242192 del
>I feel lonely on the internet.
I understand your pain mate. The problem I have with sharing the other places I go is that I'd rather certain elements didn't find them.

I use sites like this to help find boards:

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:14:08 [Preview] No.242193 del
I used to visit other boards on 8chan when the thread got slow but the other boards here are fucking weird.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:14:08 [Preview] No.242194 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:14:40 [Preview] No.242195 del
>certain elements

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:14:47 [Preview] No.242196 del
If linking that site breaks the rules or whatever shit then just delete it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:15:05 [Preview] No.242197 del
Yeah, same.
There were some decent boards on 8ch.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:15:15 [Preview] No.242198 del
>certain BASED elements

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:16:20 [Preview] No.242199 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:17:37 [Preview] No.242200 del
I also found there was often a decent thread or two on some of the garbage boards, kinda bunker threads.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:18:46 [Preview] No.242201 del

https://kohlchan.net/int/ is basically just KC!!!!
I'm so happy

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:19:33 [Preview] No.242202 del
I'm glad you found something.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:19:42 [Preview] No.242203 del
>and thus began the Second NEET Exodus

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:20:21 [Preview] No.242204 del
We need to make boongchan

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:20:29 [Preview] No.242205 del
They will not.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.242206 del
Possum shall part the Red Sea and lead us to the Promised Land.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.242207 del
Always was, always will be /ausneets

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:27:34 [Preview] No.242208 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:27:43 [Preview] No.242209 del
Might have a second bowl.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:28:31 [Preview] No.242210 del
What herb goes well with Sweet Potato?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:28:46 [Preview] No.242211 del
Of what?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:29:00 [Preview] No.242212 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:29:08 [Preview] No.242213 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:29:16 [Preview] No.242214 del
NEET arse.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:29:45 [Preview] No.242215 del
*second bowel

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:29:58 [Preview] No.242216 del
I'm thinking rosemary and garlic powder. With olive oil.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:30:45 [Preview] No.242217 del
I'm also thinking cumin and cardamom.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:30:53 [Preview] No.242218 del
Just make sure Rosemary gives her consent before you oil her up.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.242219 del
Or chili and texas rub.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:31:43 [Preview] No.242220 del
Or lemon myrtle and sage.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:32:21 [Preview] No.242221 del
I asked Possum about land rights once and he kicked me in the balls and said there's two acres forya

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:32:52 [Preview] No.242222 del
I do what I want with rosemary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tr6H1a7YUac [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:33:13 [Preview] No.242223 del
Top kek.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:33:30 [Preview] No.242224 del
Excellent post.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.242225 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:35:14 [Preview] No.242226 del
Did you tell him well bantered?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:35:49 [Preview] No.242227 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZwyobcU1uKM [Embed]

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:35:57 [Preview] No.242228 del
8channel is pedo board
if your into that then stay there

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:36:24 [Preview] No.242229 del
No but I said well battered.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:36:34 [Preview] No.242230 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:36:42 [Preview] No.242231 del
no i did not pass the "dad joke" indicies

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:37:20 [Preview] No.242232 del
We came here from 8chan m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:37:50 [Preview] No.242233 del
> dominos pizza delivery
where toyota yaris and echos go to die

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:37:52 [Preview] No.242234 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:38:06 [Preview] No.242235 del
That came out of nowhere.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:38:32 [Preview] No.242236 del
Domino's next to Dan would be top kek

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:39:26 [Preview] No.242237 del
It did

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:40:08 [Preview] No.242238 del
Webby Territory has that.
And a member of Parliament.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:40:30 [Preview] No.242239 del
There will be a post in the near future that is >246810

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.242240 del
Idk about posso but webby can sure part these sweaty arse cheeks

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:41:31 [Preview] No.242241 del
feet beat neet meat treat

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:41:38 [Preview] No.242242 del
Nearest I've got is Craigs next to a rub&tug with Mcdonalds across the road.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:42:49 [Preview] No.242243 del
High speed tea bagging.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:43:29 [Preview] No.242244 del
fuck everyone here

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:43:42 [Preview] No.242245 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:44:08 [Preview] No.242246 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:44:17 [Preview] No.242247 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:44:35 [Preview] No.242248 del
Me first.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:44:43 [Preview] No.242249 del
I am so jelly

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:45:23 [Preview] No.242250 del
I believe only NK and Possum have fucked everyone here.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:45:51 [Preview] No.242251 del
Finally getting up to get that second bowl.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:46:00 [Preview] No.242252 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:46:39 [Preview] No.242253 del
I'd bet good money you could easily get weed there too at night time

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:47:31 [Preview] No.242254 del
Both towns of high class.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:47:49 [Preview] No.242255 del
you mongs, 8chan≠8channel
8channel is a separate board

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:48:00 [Preview] No.242256 del
Thinking about somehow plotting the locations of Dan Murphys stores and Dominos stores and calculating an average distance between the pair of them in any given state or suburb.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:49:38 [Preview] No.242257 del
Ocasionaly someone walks out of the gookwank place as i'm going to Craigs.
It's very awkward.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:49:48 [Preview] No.242258 del
Thinking about being productive tomorrow. lol

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:49:48 [Preview] No.242259 del
use arcgis

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:50:52 [Preview] No.242260 del
Give them the hand wank signal to show your support.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:51:22 [Preview] No.242261 del
I did quite a bit today.
Had a shave and shopped,filled the tanks and trimmed the tomaters,did the dishes and washed some clothes.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:51:53 [Preview] No.242262 del
Kek, that would be nasty.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:54:34 [Preview] No.242263 del
If I could find a Dan&Domino's combination store with a weed dealing whore out the front I'd just move in there I think.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:58:46 [Preview] No.242264 del
sure you did not do a little coofing too ?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 09:59:24 [Preview] No.242265 del
I miss the girl at Dans. I haven't seen her since the 27th.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:01:29 [Preview] No.242266 del
No Nuro that is a different NEET,
I call you a fucking mong to your face.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:02:11 [Preview] No.242267 del
>since the 27th.
Not that you're counting the days or anything

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:03:48 [Preview] No.242268 del
*unless you're not Nuro and you're asking if I coughed,then yes I coughed quite a few times.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:04:45 [Preview] No.242269 del
Don't worry, he blamed you a bunch of times when you were away.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:05:44 [Preview] No.242270 del
Glad I didn't drink but overall my mood is pretty shit. I've definitely kind of plateaued as far as Sober October goes. At the start I felt like I was crushing it because in comparison I was. Now I'm just wasting my nights doing nothing and it's not even fun. Doesn't feel good. At least when I was drinking that feeling of wasting time was surpassed.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:06:02 [Preview] No.242271 del
Kek, seriously?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:07:06 [Preview] No.242272 del
You've been thrown in with the nofun/monaro/gookneet soup a bunch. It's hilarious.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:07:06 [Preview] No.242273 del
It's good to get smashed once in a while,clears the mental cobwebs out.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:07:53 [Preview] No.242274 del
I am clearly a master troll.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:08:43 [Preview] No.242275 del
Mint jelly.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:09:14 [Preview] No.242276 del
One might even say a master baiter.
I feel that way every time I give up cigarettes, a week in and I'm wondering to myself, "How did I find this so hard all the other times?" then something happens and suddenly I want a dart.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:09:23 [Preview] No.242277 del
ahh yes its another case of lifelong pot smoker with drug induced Multiple Personality Disorder. SAD !

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:10:43 [Preview] No.242278 del
> spending months trolling a group of 5 people

you are gigantic fuckwit

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:10:51 [Preview] No.242279 del
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When I sober up I do a lot more exercise,kills the time and helps me sleep.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:11:22 [Preview] No.242280 del
Actually I think this is definitely true.

A lot of times I've been drunk and really baked and realised "holy shit why the fuck am I [with the ex], [in this job], [dont have x and y habits] etc. The problem is I'd just get to that state every day and was never able to apply those revelations. I'm keen to see what happens with regards to this when I get back on the buds.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:11:31 [Preview] No.242281 del
Did...did Nuro just call me a druggy ?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:06 [Preview] No.242282 del
The whore who replied to my emails and told me to go to her onlyfans page still hasnt got an onlyfans page.
>tfw ghosted by a whore.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.242283 del
I love it when he gets a like this
C'mon MOAR nuro little buddy, bring ut the big guns !

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:16 [Preview] No.242284 del
Wash the sand out of your vagina.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:32 [Preview] No.242285 del
Do you have strong feelings towards blue blocks?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:43 [Preview] No.242286 del
Yeah, it's kind of like a reset point to go from.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:12:54 [Preview] No.242287 del
Time for a charge back.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:13:35 [Preview] No.242289 del
I'm not hardcore like nuro m8,I am just a common very successful tomato farmer with multiple personalities.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:14:33 [Preview] No.242290 del
Are you sure you're not on the NoFun shift tonight?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.242291 del
Ah, he'll decide it's binNEET next week if we tell him it is.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:15:36 [Preview] No.242293 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:15:57 [Preview] No.242294 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:16:29 [Preview] No.242295 del
Living life to the max.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:16:39 [Preview] No.242296 del
I'm not really me anyway, I'm Monaro using Webers spare computer.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:16:39 [Preview] No.242297 del
Goodnight mate.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.242298 del
> burger is a flavour now
> its just tastes like old cheez wiz and rotten pickles

just nuke us already

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:16:57 [Preview] No.242299 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:17:05 [Preview] No.242300 del
That is a very nice gook bottom.
G'night m8.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.242301 del
apparently if you troll a camwhore enough she will permaban you and you get your subscription refunded

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:17:44 [Preview] No.242302 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:18:08 [Preview] No.242303 del
The endoscope?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:18:48 [Preview] No.242304 del
I'm going to say no because that sounds a bit proctological.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:18:58 [Preview] No.242305 del
Hmmm. You cant post on bus-stop.net with a proxy or vpn.
how can they tell anyway? is there a list of all the vpn ip's out there or somehting.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:19:52 [Preview] No.242306 del
I think some sites block non bareback Ip's
Dunno tbh

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:20:48 [Preview] No.242307 del
What in the actual fuck?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:20:58 [Preview] No.242308 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and nice.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:21:33 [Preview] No.242309 del
Goodnight, I'll tuck you in shortly.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:23:16 [Preview] No.242310 del
G'night m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:24:44 [Preview] No.242311 del
A big saucy feed.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:24:54 [Preview] No.242312 del
I actually like the concept of that bus stop site. Good find NEET.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:25:13 [Preview] No.242313 del
Gook night. Another hideous one.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:26:12 [Preview] No.242314 del
She has a nice bum

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:26:44 [Preview] No.242315 del
You have a nice bum.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:27:33 [Preview] No.242316 del
I have access to a nice bum.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:28:32 [Preview] No.242317 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:29:06 [Preview] No.242318 del
It tastes like Big Mac sauce.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:29:32 [Preview] No.242319 del
Is that live action bus stop feed or google bus stops?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:29:42 [Preview] No.242320 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:30:41 [Preview] No.242321 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:32:28 [Preview] No.242322 del
Thank you for sharing this lovely woman with us my friend.
I have enjoyed your company this evening and wish for many more like it, goodnight sweet prince.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:33:07 [Preview] No.242323 del
Good night Nice'n'RightNEET.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:34:19 [Preview] No.242324 del
Gookneet would be the Rice'n'tightNEET.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:34:51 [Preview] No.242325 del
fuck off

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:35:36 [Preview] No.242326 del
Night all.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:35:48 [Preview] No.242327 del
The job applications have begun.
Soon I will be free of this pajeet wage cage!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:36:41 [Preview] No.242328 del
What a rude thing to say to such a pleasant post.
No wonder nuro is such a mong all the time when people just insult him like that!

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:36:52 [Preview] No.242329 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:37:23 [Preview] No.242330 del
G'night m8
Onwards and upwards m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:38:43 [Preview] No.242331 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:38:54 [Preview] No.242332 del
fuck the fuck off

fuck off

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:39:21 [Preview] No.242333 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:41:07 [Preview] No.242334 del
Stop insulting poor nuro!
He has done nothing to earn such hatred.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:41:51 [Preview] No.242335 del
>sweet potatoe fries

this is getting wierd

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:42:03 [Preview] No.242336 del
Fish in a fucking barrel lol

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:42:43 [Preview] No.242337 del
Cooked in rosemary, garlic powder and sweet chili sauce.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:42:54 [Preview] No.242338 del
*coughs* in fuck off

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:43:04 [Preview] No.242339 del
Low quality post.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:43:53 [Preview] No.242340 del
I think it's time for your nap nuro, you're looking a bit worn out little buddy.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:44:30 [Preview] No.242341 del
These Nuro haters really are from bad homes.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.242342 del
Sweet potato chips are a terrible meme that sadly took off.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:45:29 [Preview] No.242343 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:46:19 [Preview] No.242344 del
>no u
Are you a high scool girl nuro?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:46:37 [Preview] No.242345 del
what would you know ? your diet consists purely of cabbage and bat

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:47:09 [Preview] No.242346 del
Holy fucking based, how can anyone even hope you recover from that.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:47:49 [Preview] No.242347 del
tyvm, the wuhaniggers are the bat eaters

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:48:15 [Preview] No.242348 del
Haven't felt this bad since I came home from work and found the Weagles gangbanging my exwife.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:48:28 [Preview] No.242349 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:49:43 [Preview] No.242350 del
*coughs on this thread*

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:49:55 [Preview] No.242351 del
I'm going to need to ask a NEET capable of forming coherent sentences what these words Nuro keeps using mean.
Help plz.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:51:21 [Preview] No.242352 del
SEETHE nuro is the most coherent poster on here. Obviously you need a high IQ to understand them though.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:52:16 [Preview] No.242353 del
Alas, I shall remain in the dark,devastated by insults I cannot understand.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:52:30 [Preview] No.242354 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:53:39 [Preview] No.242355 del
I know !
I'll ask the naughty boys on 4chan what these things mean!
Back in a jiffy lads.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:54:07 [Preview] No.242356 del
Put your flag back on.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:54:43 [Preview] No.242357 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:54:54 [Preview] No.242358 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:55:06 [Preview] No.242359 del
You didn't eat all those triangles?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:55:35 [Preview] No.242360 del
you love my punctuation slut

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:55:48 [Preview] No.242361 del
The samosas?
I ate all them too.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:56:16 [Preview] No.242362 del
I heard Possum uses child labour for his garlic bread mines.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:56:16 [Preview] No.242363 del
I feel like ice cream.
The closest I have is milk and aldi brand tim tams.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:56:28 [Preview] No.242364 del
Well eaten.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:57:02 [Preview] No.242365 del
Big feed.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:57:20 [Preview] No.242366 del
Suck the milk through the tim tams
this is surprisingly good

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:57:44 [Preview] No.242367 del
How many kilos in the average NEET rump?

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 10:58:56 [Preview] No.242369 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:00:45 [Preview] No.242370 del
Might eat a pastie and two (2) sausage rolls

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:01:15 [Preview] No.242371 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.242372 del
I heard Weber uses the term codemonkey in a racial way.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:01:52 [Preview] No.242373 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:02:14 [Preview] No.242374 del
That's my plan.
Sweets are at the end though and I don't know if I am there yet.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.242375 del
Make a massive toasted sandwich and then have sweets

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:07:32 [Preview] No.242376 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:13:12 [Preview] No.242378 del
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I went with ol' faithful.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:13:27 [Preview] No.242379 del
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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:13:54 [Preview] No.242380 del
Do slavs have any redeeming characteristics? Any at all?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:14:10 [Preview] No.242381 del
That's a nice toe.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:14:53 [Preview] No.242382 del
Do you?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:17:30 [Preview] No.242383 del
Goodnight NEETs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:17:31 [Preview] No.242384 del
You're a nice toe.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:18:00 [Preview] No.242385 del
G'nigth m8

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:29:05 [Preview] No.242386 del
Writing some very basic Javascript.
It ain't much, but at least its something. Feels good to be getting back into it.

I just wanna smoke weed and get lost in my earphones so damn bad. Sooooooon. 10 more days.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:42:56 [Preview] No.242387 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:43:12 [Preview] No.242388 del
He is a nice toe.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:45:59 [Preview] No.242389 del
Goodnight NEETs.

Keen to get a haircut sometime this week now that some of the restrictions are over.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 11:52:20 [Preview] No.242390 del
I ate an extra pie

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 12:11:44 [Preview] No.242391 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 12:12:07 [Preview] No.242392 del
You deserved it.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 12:17:44 [Preview] No.242393 del
Fourth dinner - cold whopper.

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NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 13:28:19 [Preview] No.242397 del
I've made some half decent posts and memes in my time here.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 13:30:30 [Preview] No.242398 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:00:12 [Preview] No.242399 del
600mL of water.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:04:44 [Preview] No.242400 del
540mL of water.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:11:00 [Preview] No.242401 del
480mL of water.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:13:49 [Preview] No.242402 del
0mL of water. I spilled the bottle.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:14:51 [Preview] No.242403 del

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:44:15 [Preview] No.242404 del
A mole on my arm is a bigger bump than it usually is.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 15:59:54 [Preview] No.242406 del
It hurts to poke as well, maybe this is a good sign.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:08:54 [Preview] No.242407 del
Morning to any early morning NEETs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:27:00 [Preview] No.242408 del
Morning neeto

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:30:00 [Preview] No.242409 del
A place of culture.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:30:31 [Preview] No.242410 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:32:50 [Preview] No.242411 del
Morning. Any plans for the day?

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:43:28 [Preview] No.242412 del
Walk the dog and then start work on university assignments.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 19:57:13 [Preview] No.242413 del
Gonna do some more vulnhub machines, but first I need to finish off the ones I didn't complete yesterday.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 20:01:37 [Preview] No.242414 del
Good luck with that.

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Good Morning Neets. Still not feeling it today...

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 20:29:21 [Preview] No.242416 del
Morning all.

Uncomfortably close to home.

NEET 10/19/2020 (Mon) 20:35:02 [Preview] No.242417 del